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James Doohan Not In A Coma and Likely To Survive

ThreeHamsWillKillHim writes "Apparently, it's rumored that actor James Doohan, from Star Trek fame, is in a coma." The article notes that he's not likely to come out of it. James Doohan is 82 and is known best for his role as Engineer Lt. Commander Montgomery Scott on Star Trek. CD: Update, he's home undergoing rehab for his bout of pneunomia.

269 comments

  1. Let me be the first... by Roto-Rooter+Man · · Score: 2, Funny

    He's dead, Jim.

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    1. Re:Let me be the first... by The+Turd+Report · · Score: 0
      I got better.

      --James Doohan

    2. Re:Let me be the first... by Roto-Rooter+Man · · Score: 0

      Do you think he's consciously avoiding wearing red shirts?

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    3. Re:Let me be the first... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The one thing you NEVER heard Bones say: "He's not dead, Jim."

  2. RIP by linzeal · · Score: 1, Funny

    Scotty: Beam me up god

    1. Re:RIP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, even with the update, Survive What?!?!

      He isn't going to survive anything. He just isn't dead yet.

      And If I may get off on a rant here, this type of attitude is what gives the medical profession the god complex they do have. No doctor has ever, or will ever, save my life. they may keep me from dieing at any given point in time, but I will die.

      And if nothing else gets me, my heart will simply stop beating, so no matter how many miles a day you run, you will probably die of a heart attack. Maybe by some specific name, but a heart attack none the less. No matter how much oatmeal, how little fat, or how much excercise you get, if you don't die from an accident, or some long protracted disease (that a doctor saves you from several times, just to pad your bill), you will die of a heart attack.

      Wake up and smell the fucking coffee people. Scotty didn't survive. He just isn't dead yet. Do what you want to do, and do it now. Moderation is just as fatal as excess, think about it.

    2. Re:RIP by heptapod · · Score: 1

      How come this is modded as "funny" but the previous post of "He's dead, Jim" is considered a "troll"?

    3. Re:RIP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am the god this post is referring to and I have COMMANDED it so, now fuck off mortal.

  3. Okay I'm a sick bastard but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He cannot take much more of this captain!

  4. Obligatory by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 0, Troll

    "He's dead, Jim."

    or perhaps:

    "Captan, I donna think she'll take much more!"

    Good luck Scottie.

    1. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a ... oh, yea, sure I'll look at him."

  5. Better way? by qslack · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Isn't there some better way to learn about cool people like this guy before they're likely to die? I thought of this when the author of ping died, too.

    Maybe Slashdot could do a montly/(bi)weekly thing on "Lifetime Geek Achievement Awards."

    I'm sure that 99.99% of these people use the Web, so it would be really cool to thank these people for all they've done for technology.

    Any thoughts?

    1. Re:Better way? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give me a break. Geeks are losers. No one wants to celebrate geeks.

    2. Re:Better way? by Telastyn · · Score: 2

      Yeah, like the stories of the PKZIP guy, and the maker of MULE. Very interesting people, like probably all of the people who create groundbreaking work.

    3. Re:Better way? by guttentag · · Score: 3, Interesting
      pdate, he's home undergoing rehab for his bout of pneunomia.

      Since he's apparently OK, we should invite him to do a Q&A on /. Surely Wil Wheaton or another /. reader must have the connections to get in touch with him...

    4. Re:Better way? by Surak · · Score: 2

      Some of us knew Phil Katz, the 'PKZIP guy' on a somewhat personal level. :) Somewhere around here I have archives of messages I exchanged PK during the PKZIP pre-1.0 beta days. :)

    5. Re:Better way? by MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM · · Score: 0

      And the point of your message is... ?

    6. Re:Better way? by cptgrudge · · Score: 1

      Phil Katz, is he related to Jon Katz at all? I suppose all of PK's messages to you were spoilers of what was coming in PKZIP.

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    7. Re:Better way? by ChristTrekker · · Score: 1

      That is the best idea I've heard in a long time. People like Mr. Doohan have inspired many of us. Too bad you didn't think of it 18 months ago, we could have had an interview with Desmond Llewelyn too. (That's Q, for the uncouth who don't know their Bond.)

    8. Re:Better way? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, is John Katz Phil's evil twin?

    9. Re:Better way? by big_cat79 · · Score: 1

      I'm not trying to troll or anything. But what has this guy done for technology? I mean honestly, he was an actor. If you want to salute him, do it as a World War II vet who fought on D-Day. As I'm sure most of you know, he never did the beaming up on Star Trek. It was a hand-double moving the lever, because he lost part of a finger during the D-Day invasion. As for technology, I can't really say he did much.

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    10. Re:Better way? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As everyone knows, Q was played by John De Lancie, not whoever you said. What? You weren't talking about Star Trek?

    11. Re:Better way? by biglig2 · · Score: 2

      His character inspired people - here you have a TV show where one of the main characters is an engineer.

      The day my gf finally leaves me, when I can go and buy a Star Trek uniform (TOS, none of your modern rubbish), it's going to be a red shirt, because I'm an engineer, not a doctor.

      OK, maybe not such a big deal to the world as Nichelle Nichols was. But Montgomery Scott inspired me.

      Now, here's an idea for a poll; which TOS character do you associate with the most?

      Lastly, a bit of TrekTrivia so far not mentioned; James Doohan played pretty much every computer voice etc. in Trek that Majel Barret Roddenberry didn't.

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    12. Re:Better way? by Syberghost · · Score: 2

      Isn't there some better way to learn about cool people like this guy before they're likely to die?

      Yeah; the web, for instance. You had never heard of James Doohan before this story?

      You see, there was this TV show in the 1960s...

  6. Noooooo! by andrewjnr · · Score: 1

    Wheres a transporter suspended animation plot device when you need one! Seriously, Jimmy Doohan is a real nice guy. Having never met him, but read his autobiography and some interviews he would've been really interesting. I hope that guy doesn't get your blood now Jimmy!

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    1. Re:Noooooo! by TaliesinWI · · Score: 1

      He actually _is_ a really nice guy. I met him a few years back at GenCon Game Fair in Milwaukee, WI, where he was one of the guests of honor for SciFi Saturday. It was actually quite humorous hearing a small collective gasp from the majority of the audience (many of whom are a far different brand of "geek" one would find at a Trek convention, for example) when it became apparent that he did _not_ actually have a Scottish accent. In fact, a couple of native Scots stood up at some point and asked him how he had nailed the accent so completely, because he sure had them fooled. He then proceeded to do a few other non-American accents for us, all of which (to these non-expert ears) certainly sounded authentic. He apparently did a lot of listening to his fellow soldiers in WWII and after, and is just exceedingly good at mimicing what he hears.

      Anyhoo, back to the thread...

    2. Re:Noooooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doohan was scheduled to attend a Phoenix (AZ) SF convention, around the time that ST: In Search Of Whales was wrapping production, when he inconveniently had a massive heart attack. So somehow they got Koenig to come out instead. Regardless, I was glad that he recovered from the heart attack and I hope he makes it past this one.

  7. I just can't get... by sageFool · · Score: 1

    ...any more power. I'm sorry Captain, I gave it all I got.

  8. Captain! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The engines! They canna take it much longer!

  9. Tried to watch a full episode of Enterprise? by The+Turd+Report · · Score: 0

    That would explain the coma. That happened to me last time I tried to sit thru an entire episode.

    1. Re:Tried to watch a full episode of Enterprise? by happyhippy · · Score: 1
      No amount of vulcan sexual tension can EVER make that show other than red necks in SPAAAAAACCCCCEEEEE.

      I thought they couldnt do much worse than Voyager but they did. By orders of magnitude.

    2. Re:Tried to watch a full episode of Enterprise? by Roto-Rooter+Man · · Score: 0

      The writers of Enterprise have their own term for waking up the audience: "turning the Vulcan headlights on".

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    3. Re:Tried to watch a full episode of Enterprise? by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      I don't know why people mock Seven of Nine on Voyager, or T'Pol on Enterprise, when one of the main points of TOS was that if Kirk didn't bang some alien chick (who conveniently looked like a 60s fashion model) then Spock did (at least twice, that I can think of.)

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  10. Who's next on the Trek Dead Pool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doohan is a given ... I say Shatner is the next to go

    1. Re:Who's next on the Trek Dead Pool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is, it will be a sad day when Scotty goes... when Shatner goes, it will be a glad day for fans of both acting and science fiction.

    2. Re:Who's next on the Trek Dead Pool by Roto-Rooter+Man · · Score: 0

      when Shatner goes, it will be a glad day for fans of both acting and science fiction.

      A dark day for unintentional humor, though.

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    3. Re:Who's next on the Trek Dead Pool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And music

  11. Slashdot: News for Nerds. Rumors to agitate them by CaptCosmic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is it such a slow news day that the Slashdot editors see fit to post *rumors* on the front page? They even state that it is a rumor. If it's a fact, then fine, post it since many Slashdot members think its important. But there is no need to engage in baseless rumor mongering.

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  12. Greatest Engineer Ever by Torgo's+Pizza · · Score: 5, Interesting
    James playing Scotty inspired me to be the computer engineer I am today. He showed that true heros are the guys behind the scenes keeping the ship afloat. Not only that, his character showed that engineers could be smart and *cool* at the same time.

    I truly hope he gets better because losing him would be a loss to all geeks.

    1. Re:Greatest Engineer Ever by geekoid · · Score: 1

      mod +1 sarcastic.

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    2. Re:Greatest Engineer Ever by dimator · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's interesting. Captain Kirk inspired me to be a captain, but I have yet to score with any alien females.

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    3. Re:Greatest Engineer Ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you, sir, have a great sig.

      thank you for giving me the oppertunity to issue a nerdy grunt-like giggle, audible three cubicles over.

    4. Re:Greatest Engineer Ever by PD · · Score: 2

      Favorite Scotty Line:

      "The best diplomat I know is a fully-activated phaser-bank!"

    5. Re:Greatest Engineer Ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's interesting. Captain Kirk inspired me to be a captain, but I have yet to score with any alien females.

      I hate to ask how you're doing with alien males. Does an invasive anal probe count as "scoring"?

    6. Re:Greatest Engineer Ever by Skip666Kent · · Score: 2

      Get a job at INS...

      Ba-dump

      BOO! HISSSS!


      Sorry!

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  13. Re:Damn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No need to get nasty, dude. He's on his deathbed. Have some compassion.

  14. It must be true.... by C.+Mattix · · Score: 1

    I love things like this...

    It must be true I read it on the internet :)

    If it is true, which is probably isn't, then good luck Scotty!

    If it isn't, well... weeee. one more hoax to the list.

  15. Sad... by JanusFury · · Score: 3, Interesting

    He was always one of my favorite actors from the original star trek. He added a unique sense of humor to it - especially the movies. I still remember the scene in the movie (I forget the number of it, it was the one with the whales :P), where he reprogrammed a black-and-white macintosh to support voice activation. :) The various 'cameo' episodes in other ST series where he showed up, were excellent as well - I remember the ST:TNG episode where they found him, that was excellent.

    He'll be missed.

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    1. Re:Sad... by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 2

      He didn't reprogram the mac for voice activation, merely typed in the formula for transparent aluminium (very implausibly, for those who know about computers, but heck, it's just hollywood).

      The talking to the mouse bit is really funny :-)

    2. Re:Sad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was Star Trek IV, and he tried to talk into the mouse of the Macintosh. Then he realized he had to use the keyboard and typed up schematics for transparent aluminum or something.

    3. Re:Sad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      • Star Trek: The Voyage Home
      had most of the best Star Trek lines and scenes ever, including:


      "Computer!" "You have to use the mouse" (Picks up mouse and shouts into it) "Computer!"


      "He did a little too much LDS in the sixties (only funny to Mormons, apparently)


      And of course, the computer quiz question that had me rolling in the aisles while everybody else in the theatre remained strangely silent: "How to you feel?"


      This has to have been the best Star Trek movie of all time, perhaps not a coincidence it was directed by Leonard Nimoy. (Unlike the worst movie, which was directed by William "No-talent" Shatner)

    4. Re:Sad... by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2

      If Scotty ever visited /., he'd say:

      Cap'n, there be trolls here!

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    5. Re:Sad... by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1

      It really bugged me that he didn't know how to use a mouse, but could still use Autocad and could type at 80 words per minute...

      So they have qwerty keyboard training in Starfleet Academy or something?

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    6. Re:Sad... by andrewjnr · · Score: 1
      Blatant Karma Whoring.

      It was Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (or Save the Whales as my mates call it). He didn't actually program a MAC for voice recognition, either. He just assumed that it supported it, and was suprised when it didn't respond.

      That was one of the movies that Leonard Nimoy directed, and is easily one of my favorites.

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    7. Re:Sad... by JanusFury · · Score: 1

      Oops, you're right. :) I haven't watched that movie in a long time, I think I'll pull it out and watch it again one of these days.

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    8. Re:Sad... by doooras · · Score: 2

      doubtful, since the computers from 200 years in the future (original Trek) don't use keyboards, they just have a bunch of switches and flashing lights.

    9. Re:Sad... by daeley · · Score: 2

      You're assuming that Scotty, the uber-geek of the future, would choose a GUI over a CLI when VRI (voice recognition interface) wasn't available. :)

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    10. Re:Sad... by dimator · · Score: 2

      My favorite exchange:

      Spock: Ahh, Mr. Scott, I understand you're having difficulty with the warp drive. How much time do you require for repair?
      Scotty: There's nothing wrong with the bloody thing!
      Spock: Mr. Scott, if we return to Spacedock, the assassins will surely find a way to dispose of their incriminating footwear, and we will never see the captain, or Dr. McCoy, alive again
      Scotty: Could take weeks, sir
      Spock: Thank you, Mr. Scott

      (Star Trek VI)
      Hilarious everytime!

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    11. Re:Sad... by avgjoe62 · · Score: 1
      I have to believe that Scotty, the Ubergeek, would have kept an old computer around to fiddle with. Probably a C64 that he programmed to re-align the polarity of most every piece of equipment on the ship.

      That also explains why he expected that it would have a voice interface and why he was able to use a QWERTY keyboard so well when it didn't work...

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  16. Makes you think ... by binaryDigit · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you're an old phart like me, it's kinofa bummer when actors that you knew and loved growing up start to die. We can remember the "young" versions of these actors and to even think of them being 82 is mind blowing.

    Heck, next thing you know companies like DEC and Pan-Am won't exist anymo... Damn, I'm really feeling old now.

    P.S. If this is true, and he doesn't pull through, condolences to his family.

    1. Re:Makes you think ... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      Personally, I can't wait until they can digitally recreate them. Star Trek had too short of a run, if you ask me...

  17. I canna' make it happen, captin' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    always under-promise and over-deliver!!

    "that dude's jefferies tubes must be so filled with grisle..."

  18. James Doohan AKA Scotty by Joe+Jordan · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here is some biographical info on the beloved "Scotty" of Star Trek.

  19. Coma by YourFavoriteBandSux · · Score: 0, Troll

    Where's your precious 23rd century technology *NOW*?!?! Hmm?!? Hmm?!?

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  20. And I thought he was going pretty good.... by ke6 · · Score: 1

    Wasn't his daughter just born a year or two ago?

    I hope to have that kind of stamina when I get to that age. Course, I also hope to have enough money not to have to work at that age too. All the more reason not to have kids.....

  21. What? by Kwikymart · · Score: 2, Informative

    The link on the page that this story is on states that (in an update) he is just recovering from pneumonia. Here, look for yourself.

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    1. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sig is so cool!

  22. He's SCOTTY, DAMMIT! by Buck2 · · Score: 1

    He's not best known as Lt. Commander Doo... Scott. He's best known as "Scotty" on Star Trek.

    Best wishes.

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  23. Why don't we.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...put him inside a transporter buffer untill we find a cure

    1. Re:Why don't we.... by jx100 · · Score: 1

      Well, you remember what happened to Franklin..

  24. Re:Maybe they'll find and revive him someday by ndevice · · Score: 1

    kirk didn't get revived. He got 'lost' and then 'found' again.

  25. Re:Damn by Roto-Rooter+Man · · Score: 0

    Apparently you're not the only one:

    "ThreeHamsWillKillHim writes..."

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  26. He's not dead. by Cryptosporidium · · Score: 4, Informative
    In fact, SyFy Portal has corrected their previous article with this new update:
    UPDATE (05-06-2002, 4:05 p.m. ET): Zap2it has talked with Steve Stephens, James Doohan's agent, and said that the actor is not comatose, and actually is home undergoing extensive rehabilitation after being confined to bed for 13 weeks for pneumonia.

    The Zap2it report comes following a source report that the 82-year-old was in worse shape than previously reported. SyFy Portal, which is a news and rumors site, had been working on confirming the report which stated that doctors did not anticipate a recovery. The We did note in our initial report that details were still in the rumor stage.

    1. Re:He's not dead. by kraulin · · Score: 0

      "He's not dead Jim?"

  27. Hate to break it to ya, Doohan was an actor.... by Blaede · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...not a techie. When he messed with the stuff on Star Trek, he was PRETENDING. Yep, that's right, it was all an act. He really didn't know how to calibrate a plasma relay, etc.

    Tommorow I'll let you know about Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny (warning: bad news).

    1. Re:Hate to break it to ya, Doohan was an actor.... by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 4, Funny
      . When he messed with the stuff on Star Trek, he was PRETENDING. Yep, that's right, it was all an act. He really didn't know how to calibrate a plasma relay, etc.

      He may only be an actor, but he knows the only technical principle you need to know on a starship: if something doesn't work right, reverse the polarity.

    2. Re:Hate to break it to ya, Doohan was an actor.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      > He may only be an actor, but he knows the only technical principle you need to know on a starship: if something doesn't work right, reverse the polarity.

      Not to mention his expertise with management types:

      "Oh, lad - you didn't tell him how long it would really take, did you!?!?!?...."

    3. Re:Hate to break it to ya, Doohan was an actor.... by Lars+T. · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ahh, but he did invent the Klingon language (while being drunk). At least that's what he claimed in an interview once - while being drunk too, I guess ;-)

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    4. Re:Hate to break it to ya, Doohan was an actor.... by Alan_442 · · Score: 2, Funny

      When they reversed the polarity, did they reverse the diodes too?

    5. Re:Hate to break it to ya, Doohan was an actor.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I just don't want you to think I'm a complete brain case. I know the ship is fake...and"

      "It's all real!"

      "I KNEW! IT!!!! I KNEW IT!!!"

      --Galaxy Quest

    6. Re:Hate to break it to ya, Doohan was an actor.... by MaxVlast · · Score: 1

      All the diodes are mounted on rotating plates so that when they invert polarity, all of the diodes use auxiliary power to rotate.

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    7. Re:Hate to break it to ya, Doohan was an actor.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Judging by the amount of sparks on the bridge whenever anything goes wrong, they're all burnt out already.

    8. Re:Hate to break it to ya, Doohan was an actor.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love the fact that the two episode references so far in this thread are both regarding his one appearance on next generation. (above parent and this both refer to the same episode)

  28. Mod parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's one hell of an idea. I love it, and something like it should have been done a while ago. Small-time award things like that have been done before, but /. should really have something like it.

  29. giving her all she's got!! by joeldg · · Score: 1

    I'm givin' her all shes got Jim!!!.. she can't take no'moore..

  30. He's not in a coma, he's at home by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 3, Informative

    See the update here: http://www.syfyportal.com/article/?id=703

    He has been released and is recovering at home; he's not comatose

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    1. Re:He's not in a coma, he's at home by CaseyB · · Score: 2
      That is so Scotty!

      Tell the captain you can't possibly get any more out of the ship, then magically deliver an extra 10% so you look like a genius.

    2. Re:He's not in a coma, he's at home by Da+Schmiz · · Score: 2
      From Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home:

      Scotty: It'll take at least 8 days, but for you, Captain, I can do it in 2.

      Kirk: Do you always multiply your repair estimates by four, Mr. Scott?

      Scotty: Aye, sir. How else do you expect me to keep my reputation as a miracle worker?

      Yup... he's an engineer.

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    3. Re:He's not in a coma, he's at home by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 1

      Actually, he's been gaining an extra 10% per movie ever since TOS. Compare him to TOS, then each successive movie. He gets fatter every time. Starfleet must keep their engineers very well fed :-) I wonder if the food replicators can reproduce haggis?

      Hmmm.. actaully this happened to Kirk too, but it was more pronounced in Scotty's case

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  31. Why did he need money? by Papa+Legba · · Score: 1

    The rumor says that his latest round of convention apperances was to raise money for his daughter, but then does not say why. What is the problem? Maybe we can all band together to help her out as our way of saying thanks for a job well done to him after he has passed.

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    1. Re:Why did he need money? by rholland356 · · Score: 1

      Say, here's a thought!

      Instead of waiting for his death, give your money to him while he lives!

      Send it today.

  32. God speed, Scotty. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Major suckage.

  33. Re:Maybe they'll find and revive him someday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, they will put him in transporter suspension for a while and reanimate him when he is obsolete.

  34. JAMES DOOHAN IS DYING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I just heard the sad news on talk radio. Actor James Doohan from Star Trek fame was found dead in his home this morning. I am sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his role as Engineer Lt. Commander Montgomery Scott on Star Trek, there's no denyying his contribution to popular culture. Truly an American icon.

    1. Re:JAMES DOOHAN IS DYING by happyhippy · · Score: 1

      I thought he was scottish.

    2. Re:JAMES DOOHAN IS DYING by connorbd · · Score: 4, Funny

      I just heard the sad news on IRC. Poster Anonymous Coward from Slashdot fame was found dead in his home this morning under a pile of BSD CDs and Stephen King books. I am sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his role as the vector for half-witted trolls and idiotic Beowulf and First Post posts, there's no denying his contribution to the communal bowl of hot grits. Truly a (naked and petrified) /. icon.

      /Brian

    3. Re:JAMES DOOHAN IS DYING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot to click the "Post Anonymously" box, so now people can tell if you didn't really Arrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

      *thud*

    4. Re:JAMES DOOHAN IS DYING by longbottle · · Score: 1

      BOO! BSD is BAD! j/k

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  35. Fucking Rumor Mill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jesus, can't you guys do a little research before you pass on the rumors. He's not dead or dying yet folks... check it out.

  36. Glad to hear he's okay by wrinkledshirt · · Score: 0, Troll

    If only the same could be said for Stephen King.

    (do /. inside jokes on trolls get modded up?)

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  37. He has an [honorary] degree in Engineering by Cryptosporidium · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Fascinating. The Milwaukee School of Engineering awarded Mr. Doohan an honorary degree in Engineering after a poll of student body revealed that half of them were inspired to study engineering by Scotty in Star Trek.

  38. Wondering... by MMBKG · · Score: 1

    I have to wonder why most people are just kind of cracking Star Trek jokes and such when this may be a serious situation. Couldn't you use Star Trek phrases for anything? If it actually involves Star Trek, than it's not exactly as witty, and since this is pretty serious, maybe this would not be a good time to be doing that sort of thing. How about something like Mark Hammil's carreer-shortening "Nooooo! That's impossible!"? That's much better.

    1. Re:Wondering... by MMBKG · · Score: 1

      And of course, in all seriousness, I sincerely wish him my best, and hope he had a fulfilling life.

      And if this is a hoax, it'll live in infamy longer than I will.

    2. Re:Wondering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > How about something like Mark Hammil's career-shortening "Nooooo! That's impossible!"? That's much better.

      ? Reference, please? How did that shorten his career?

    3. Re:Wondering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What movies have you seen him in lately (and doing the voice of Aaron Wilson in Soldier of Fortune 2 doesn't count)?

  39. Damn it... by JonWan · · Score: 1

    I saw him at the Tulsa sci-fi con last year. I'll bet he signed 400 autographs. I asked one of his helpers why he bothers to come to these cons at his age, he said "you can't keep him from coming, because he wants to."

    Thank you Mr Doohan.

  40. Once again, ChrisD jumps the gun by RealTimeFreeAgent · · Score: 1

    I'm betting that the story submitter is the original "I heard some sad news on the radio today. $CELEBRITY is dead" troll.

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  41. Honorary. Oh boy. by Blaede · · Score: 0

    Would you be willing to be worked on by someone with an honarary degree in Surgery? Yeah, didn't think so.

    1. Re:Honorary. Oh boy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's done more of technological development than you ever will, simply in inspiring great minds.

      Where as you're just a slashbot.

    2. Re:Honorary. Oh boy. by MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM · · Score: 0

      Who? Name one!

      Bad acting doesn't inspire great minds.

  42. I'm confused... by ilsie · · Score: 0

    The title says "James Doohan not in a coma and likely to survive" and the story goes on to talk about how Scotty is in a coma and probably wont make it. What's going on here?

    1. Re:I'm confused... by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 2
      The article originally said "James Doohan in a coma and not likely to survive", but then the editors checked their facts.

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    2. Re:I'm confused... by Roto-Rooter+Man · · Score: 0

      Correction: The editors did not check their facts. The users of the site checked the story and found it to be false. The editors acted only after the users brought it to their attention.

      You can't honestly expect a "new media" organization like Slashdot to have fact-checking standards as high as media pillars such as Page Six or the Drudge Report.

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  43. ok so he's not gonna die by jjeffries · · Score: 2
    But did you know that he's missing the middle finger of his right hand?

    They did a pretty good job of hiding this in the series, but if you're looking for it you can catch a glimpse every now and then.

    1. Re:ok so he's not gonna die by andrewjnr · · Score: 1

      He had the choice of having his middle finger removed, or forever stuck in the upright position. He could either loose a finger, or be forever giving someone it.

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    2. Re:ok so he's not gonna die by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Yet another actor without finger: JAMES DOOHAN. According to his 1996 autobiography Beam Me Up, Scotty, Doohan landed with Royal Canadian Army troops on the D-Day invasion of France and lost the middle finger of his right hand to German fire. The injury didn't keep him from landing the role of spaceship engineer Montgomery "Scotty" Scott on the 1960s TV series Star Trek. Avid Trekkies will note that 'stunt double' hands were used whenever Doohan operated the ship's transporter.

    3. Re:ok so he's not gonna die by T-Punkt · · Score: 1

      Probably the best scene is in Star Trek IV ("The Voyage Home") when he takes a 20th century's computer mouse and thought it was a microphone.

  44. heheh: from the update by Telastyn · · Score: 5, Funny
    made news just two years ago with the birth of his daughter, Sarah, when he was 80 years old. His wife, Wende, was 43 at the time.


    Apparently she can take more of it Cap'n!
  45. WTF is with that headline? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Somebody at Slashdot slept through their logic class when DeMorgan came up.

    Is he in a coma or not? Likely to survive or not?

  46. Scotty Would Say... by guttentag · · Score: 2
    "Ah, just stick me in the transporter pattern buffer, Lad. Lock it into a diagnostic cycle so the pattern won't degrade and cross-connect it with the phase inducers to provide a regenerative power source, and I should fine until Doctor McCoy can have a proper look at this 'coma' problem..."

    At least, that's what he did in the Star Trek TNG episode "Relics." It was only "50 percent brilliant," though.

    1. Re:Scotty Would Say... by doooras · · Score: 2

      too bad DeForrest Kelley (Dr. McCoy) died a couple years ago.

  47. Re:Obligatory jokes by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 2
    Since when are jokes relating to someone dying of pneumonia, parkinsons and diabetes "obligatory"?

    Pretty fucking cold I'd say.

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  48. Hope it's just a rumour... by SanGrail · · Score: 1

    Cause it'll be a sad day when there's no more "Beat me up, Scotty"...
    *Argh!*
    Beam me up, Scotty...

    (sorry - scary, warped t-shirts...)

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    1. Re:Hope it's just a rumour... by andrewjnr · · Score: 1

      Did you know Kirk never actually said that in the series? The line stems from the animated episodes, where he actually said 'Beam US up Scotty'...

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  49. Not entirely out of the question by ||Deech|| · · Score: 2

    Yes, this has rumor status. No, it's not out of the question. James is a really fantastic individual and as anyone who has met him as he made his rounds on the con circuit, is always kind and well mannered. He can also tell a mean story or two.. and it's even better when you can get him talking about William Shatner.. Bwahahaha!

    He wanted to make sure his daughter and wife are taken care of when he is gone. That's what the money is for, no big mystery there.

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  50. Ignorance. by JanusFury · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Doohan maintained a healthy showbiz career despite the fact he was missing the middle finger of his right hand, a piece of trivia few fans are even aware of. Doohan lost the finger during D-Day of World War II when he was part of the Royal Canadian Artillery.

    He later received an honorary engineering degree from the Milwaukee School of Engineering after it was learned through a poll that more than half the students said they pursued engineering as a career thanks to watching Scotty in the original "Star Trek."


    If that's not a damned role model, I don't know what is. He fought in damned World War 2, and he also inspired a lot of people. If that's not worth recognizing, what is? Actors serve as much a role in society as others, they just have to remember it. They're role models to children and teenagers, and they also help to express ideas and to bring awareness to a generally ignorant public.
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    1. Re:Ignorance. by Cenam · · Score: 0

      you meen generally ignorant people like..umm..mindless actors, they are just the leftovers of society that are capable of doing whatever they are told to without compaining, if they were incapable of acting(doing what they were told) we would refer to them as the mentally challenged:)

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    2. Re:Ignorance. by stephanruby · · Score: 1
      Sounds to me like actors get plenty of recognition already. Not that this is a bad thing, but I wonder how many of those same Milwaukee students knew who Richard Feynman was.

    3. Re:Ignorance. by andrewski · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was inspired to go get some Scotch whiskey this afternoon! Thanks, Scotty!

    4. Re:Ignorance. by Galvatron · · Score: 2

      Missing the middle finger on his right hand? Wow, you would think in all the star trek I've watched, I would have noticed something like that... Did anybody else notice? Did they have him wear some kind of a prostetic glove?

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    5. Re:Ignorance. by Robotech_Master · · Score: 2

      They pretty much shot him so that his right hand wasn't visible, and used "stunt hands" whenever he was seen to do something in close-up, like work the transporter or type in Star Trek IV. Still, there were a few moments, most notably in The Trouble With Tribbles and Star Trek V, where the missing finger was plainly (not) visible.

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    6. Re:Ignorance. by Puppet+Master · · Score: 1
      Doohan maintained a healthy showbiz career despite the fact he was missing the middle finger of his right hand, a piece of trivia few fans are even aware of. Doohan lost the finger during D-Day of World War II when he was part of the Royal Canadian Artillery.

      No wonder he never gave Kirk the finger.

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  51. Re:Slashdot: News for Nerds. Rumors to agitate the by NanoGator · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is it a slow enough news day that you'd oversimplify a situation just so you could get modded up for griping? Never mind that you'd prefer we say 'goodbye' tomorrow than say 'get well' today.

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  52. Re:You're a loser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess that's why you're going to be moderated -1, Troll and he's moderated +4, Interesting. Because he's a loser with a brain who wants to actually accomplish something in life, and you're a troll who wastes his time trolling slashdot and laughing when people die. :)

  53. confusing by flynt · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I think the headline should have an "update" thing, cause when I read "James Doohan Not In A Coma and Likely To Survive", I thought, "Yah me too, so what??"

  54. Excellent Idea! by sterno · · Score: 1

    And my first nomination: Jon Katz!

    Okay, I am SOOOO just kidding :)

    A couple ideas for candidates I can think of off the top of my head:
    -Stephen Hawking
    -Bruce Sterling
    -Woz

    Sick idea: have one nominee every month for the year, then have the award be determined via a slashdot poll? :)

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    1. Re:Excellent Idea! by Warped-Reality · · Score: 1

      Sick idea: have one nominee every month for the year, then have the award be determined via a slashdot poll? :)

      No, CowboyNeal would win year after year :)

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  55. Title is wrong! by Mofo_abc123 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "James Doohan Not In A Coma and Likely To Survive" Not in a coma and likely to survive? you sure about this?

  56. Correction by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 2

    "He's dead, Jim."

    "You idiot, I'm not dead. I'm not even in a bloody coma!"

    "Oh...sorry..."

    "Honest to Pete...and will you please tell Hemos and Commander whatever-his-name-is to change the bloody headline? Thank you!"

    1. Re:Correction by Da+Schmiz · · Score: 2
      I was going to post the "I'm not dead" scenes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but the /. lameness filter wouldn't let me, so I'll link instead:

      Scene 2 ("Bring out your dead!")

      and

      Scene 15 ("Message for you, sir")



      It's funny. Laugh.

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    2. Re:Correction by Col.+Panic · · Score: 1

      "Dammit, Jim - I'm an actor, not a doctor!"

    3. Re:Correction by Mahonrimoriancumer · · Score: 1

      Your quote reminds me of a scene from Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail.

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    4. Re:Correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lame.

  57. That'll teach him... by tg_schlacht · · Score: 1

    to not flip the Jerries off.

  58. Futurama by cyr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe this explains why Scotty was left out of the latest Futurama "where no fan has gone before"...

    Hilarious episode BTW, especially if watched in the middle of a TOS marathon.

    1. Re:Futurama by McSpew · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I thought Doohan had died a couple of years ago and that was why he'd been left out. Of course, DeForest Kelley is long gone and they still had a facsimile of him in the show.

      I'm glad to hear Doohan is still alive, even if he is responsible for quite possibly the worst Scottish accent ever by an actor.

      I never liked Welshie.

  59. James Doohan in WW2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    My Uncle was in the same unit as James Doohan and James Doohan's brother in WW2. As I understand it, they were forward artillery obsevers, whose job it was to crawl up in front of the lines and direct fire on enemy positions. I also understand that they flew small planes over the battlefield to direct fire. Apparently Mr. Doohan's brother died after his plane was obliterated by a field artillery shell.

    I believe they fought in the Italian campaign, particularly at Monte Cassino, as well at Normandy.

    My Uncle is, as I'm sure Mr. Doohan and other veterans are, very reluctant to talk about his experiences. They live through horrible things and went on to live good lives and achieve many things. I think it's important to remember that people of this era that are now dieing did incredible things and made the way we live possible. But their experiences are being forgotten. I hope that, when we do lose James Doohan, we remember him as a hero as well as a man who got past that part of his life and ended up entertaining us all.

    1. Re:James Doohan in WW2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heh-heh-heh.. he said "unit" heh-heh.

    2. Re:James Doohan in WW2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think we just heard the decision process of one of the Slashdot modders.

  60. That finger by thelen · · Score: 1

    Kind of a shame they didn't see fit to work that into the history of his character. In addition to ST being a landmark television show with respect to gender and race, they had the opportunity to deal with physical disabilities as well. Might have brought something more to the character as well, a freak engineering accident or something.

  61. Re:Slashdot: News for Nerds. Rumors to agitate the by SMN · · Score: 2
    Welcome to Slashdot. You must be new here.

    Are we up to over 323,000 users already? Wow.

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  62. The best career advice I ever got by Linux_ho · · Score: 5, Funny

    LaForge: "Yeah, well I told the captain I'd have this analysis done in an hour."

    Scott: "How long would it really take?"

    LaForge: "An hour!"

    Scott: "Oh, you didn't tell him how long it would *really* take, did you?"

    LaForge: "Well of course I did."

    Scott: "Oh, laddie, you've got a lot to learn if you want people to think of you as a miracle worker!"

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  63. This "Rumor" is completely FALSE by CleverNickName · · Score: 5, Informative

    I just got off the phone with Someone Who Knows(tm).

    He phoned Jimmy's wife, and asked her how he was, and she laughed out loud. He was in the hospital because of pneumonia, but he is home now.

    She put Jimmy on the phone (he told my friend to say hi to me =]) and he said that he's glad to be home from the hospital because he missed his daughter and "the food is much better."

    Please let everyone know that rumors of his death are greatly exaggerated.

    1. Re:This "Rumor" is completely FALSE by cuyler · · Score: 1

      OT: Do any of the other Sci-Fi (ST, B5, whatever) stars hang around slashdot or is it just Wil?

      It'd be great to know and hopefully interviews would follow.

    2. Re:This "Rumor" is completely FALSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dont get it. what does your comment have to do with anything cleverhickname said before? di

    3. Re:This "Rumor" is completely FALSE by minusthink · · Score: 2

      are you sure there wasn't some sort of time distortion because of a warpcore breach that allowed you to talk to a 'Jimmy' from another dimension where ducks are thrown and baloons and nothing is what it seems?

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    4. Re:This "Rumor" is completely FALSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot should elect you the editor for all ST related stories, IMO. It'd be nice to have someone "in the know" concerning them.

    5. Re:This "Rumor" is completely FALSE by wowbagger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As somebody else above said, you should use your powers for good - see if you can get James to consent to a /. interview.

    6. Re:This "Rumor" is completely FALSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      We told everyone you were dead. Want to do an inteview with us?

    7. Re:This "Rumor" is completely FALSE by rueba · · Score: 1

      ROFL..! I would mod it up if I had points.

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    8. Re:This "Rumor" is completely FALSE by aibrahim · · Score: 2

      I want to thank you for posting your note about Jimmy.

      He inspired me, for whatever that is worth, and when I read the article I was VERY worried about him. I trusted your message about him enough to set my mind at ease.

      I am sorry that some of those people (/. readers) are jerks to you. I frankly liked your portrayal of Wesley...it was awkward, but that was the point right...that Wesley was brilliant but awkward ? That they (ST Fans in this case) bear you so much ill will for playing the role is an indication of THEIR shallowness, their lack of understanding of film making and their cruelty.

      That they would remain so after you passed on relatively good news to a generally concerned crowd in this forum is more appalling to me.

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    9. Re:This "Rumor" is completely FALSE by aibrahim · · Score: 2

      CleverNickName is Wil Wheaton, the actor who played Wesley Crusher on Star Trek the Next Generation.

      See either his User info or his web site (links in comment above.)

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    10. Re:This "Rumor" is completely FALSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You want some paper towel? You've got a little something on your nose... >;)

  64. Futurama 'season' finale? by molrak · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Does anyone know if his illness was the reason he wasn't included in the Futurama season finale with the remainder of the living crew of the Enterprise(more accurately, the surviving cast of Star Trek), or did he not want to participate in the project?

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  65. Priorities on /. by John+Harrison · · Score: 5, Offtopic
    I find it hard to believe that this is news for nerds, stuff that MATTERS, when the recent Cringely article about the death of his son and Cringely's call for help sent to geeks everywhere was rejected.

    Here is the first column.

    Here is the follow-up that he promised not ot do.

    Editors, get your priorities straight. We expect more from you. Stories about someone going to the hospital don't count.

    Is this REALLY off-topic? Read the links prior to modding.

    1. Re:Priorities on /. by pgrote · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I know you got modded off topic, but damn, I agree with you.

      Slashdot is more than willing to post his stuff all the time, but when he shares what happens and discusses his plans for fixing it they don't do it.

      Hell, I am sure that with everyone who visits slashdot that a solution to the problem he posted is within our means.

    2. Re:Priorities on /. by sunspot42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Mod this one up. I agree completely - way too much fluff here at /. these days. This Cringely article is exactly the kind of stuff that /. needs to be making us aware of - not the non-coma that Scotty isn't in.

    3. Re:Priorities on /. by Lars+T. · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Since I want of my Karma-Kap too, I'll also agree with you. Well, sort off. This is more interesting to me than most of Ask Slashdot.

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    4. Re:Priorities on /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did this story get on Slashdot? Is has nothing at all to do with anime, perl, or science fiction.

    5. Re:Priorities on /. by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, SIDS is tragic and all. Is it more important to us than a hollywood star that is near and dear to many people? Well, it shouldn't be, but let's face it, it's not an ideal world were talking about.

      How much do we spend on internet access a year? How much do we spend on cable? How much on going to the movies? And compare that to charitable donations? No, it's definitely not an ideal world.

      I donate money monthly, and I manage to convince myself that "it's enough" or "all I can afford". Posts like those these bring up those "I should be doing more" feelings; and who of us really wants to be reminded that we're not ideal humanitarians? If every site I visited had only "important" stories like that... I'd give up surfing altogether, there's only so much guilt I can live with.

      But telling /. editors to change their priorites? Why not just mirror PBS and let the PBS crew decide what matters? Then obviously we'd see the Cringley post. Why not mirror E! and we'd see the Doohan post. Just mirror CNN?

      I come here for the news that "doesn't really matter in my life but is pretty interesting". To find out what's coming down the line from MS that I'm not going to bother touching until SP1. To see how other enthusiasts are using their time building lego DAT changers. To learn how to use an electronic flash to detonate nanotube structures. To see a hundred posts that say it's a little known fact that he's missing a finger.

      If you expect more from the editors, well, maybe you should just go to Salon.com or post at the Well. I don't think /. editors are doing too bad a job, they keep me entertained and mildly informed, which is why I come here.

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    6. Re:Priorities on /. by NFNNMIDATA · · Score: 1

      Wow that is really sad. Not the death, although that is also sad, but the way he just is not going to move on - ever. He is determined to bring the whole world into his mourning process with this invention that is unfeasible at best. But hey, best of luck to him. Medical science has been outdone before, if I remember the Dean Kamen story correctly anyway.

    7. Re:Priorities on /. by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 2
      Can you even start to understand that a real person is in great pain here?
      Can you even start to understand that "Robert X. Cringley" is a pseudonym used for years by various writers of InfoWorld's industry gossip column? Ask him (the current "Cringley") whatever happened to "Pammy." I'd give the story of his boy's death much more weight if he used his real name.

      I don't blame /.'s editors one bit for rejecting the story.

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  66. James Doohan not dead by gwernol · · Score: 3, Funny

    This article reminds me of the headline from the Times newspaper (London, not New York) that is said to have won a most boring headline competition: "Small Earthquake in Chile. Not many dead".

    I can see tomorrow's Slashdot headlines now:

    CmdrTaco not dead.
    JohnKatz (sadly) not dead.
    Dick Cheney: is he dead yet?

    etc.

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  67. He is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm dead, Jim.

  68. The thing that blows my mind: Scotty was 45-50!!!! by orichter · · Score: 1

    Perhaps I was just young, and old was just old, but if James Doohan is 82, that means the youngest Scotty we ever saw was 45, by the time he did his first movie, he was almost 60, and by the time he did his last Star Trek movie, he was 71. Can this be right? Granted it probably takes 2-3 years from film to air date, but still, I always figured Scotty was about 35. Perhaps it's what they put in the water out in Hollywood.

  69. Good look to you James by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wish you the best of luck and a speedy recovery.
    ok

  70. My wish... by whovian · · Score: 2

    ...if I could...is for getting him to the nearest Klingon bird of prey and send him on a heliocircumnavigation voyage. His role on Star Trek has captivated a lot of us.

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  71. His time has come b/c he never mastered tachyon.. by kyletinsley · · Score: 1

    He may only be an actor, but he knows the only technical principle you need to know on a starship: if something doesn't work right, reverse the polarity.

    That'll only get you through until you hit the 24th century... Then you'll have to master the art of "redirecting auxillary power to the main deflector dish to create an inverted tachyon pulse". This method is found to be much more efficient in fixing all problems.

    (Was auxillary power EVER used only for backup purposes?? I don't ever remember seeing all the power go out and then little circular lights near the ceiling come on... and somebody say "Well, thank god for the battery backups...)

  72. Why hasn't anyone mentioned his work as an author? by _Quinn · · Score: 2

    The "Flight Engineer" series can't be any worse -- and thanks to SM Stirling, I'd say it's a lot better -- than Shatner's "Tek" series. Come on! :-)

    -_Quinn

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  73. Re:You're a loser by MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM · · Score: 0

    Go to hell, monkey boy. He says he's an engineer but he couldn't engine is way out of a paper bag.

  74. Stupid Trivium by ewhac · · Score: 5, Interesting

    That Mac was supposed to be an Amiga.

    I was not directly involved with the debacle, but was closely connected with Commodore personnel who were in a position to know. Paramount originally wanted to use an Amiga in that scene in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home. To that end, they contacted Commodore to obtain an Amiga 1000 for use.

    The dweezil at the other end informed them that Commodore had no procedures in place for distribution of promotional machines (marketing? What's that?). However, they would be willing to sell them a machine at cut-rate developer pricing. Surprisingly, Paramount agreed, cut a check, and sent it off.

    Fast forward a couple weeks: No machine. Another call to Commodore. It turns out that the amount of the check failed to include some trivial fee (shipping, tax, whatever), and the machine wasn't going to be shipped. Paramount was invited to send another check for the corrected amount.

    Paramount understandably got fed up and made it's next call to Cupertino, CA. Apple not only gave Paramount a machine, they assigned them a programmer to do whatever they needed to make the machine dance for the camera.

    Just another page in the ponderous tome of Commodore's incompetent management.

    Schwab

    1. Re:Stupid Trivium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds more like an unsupported "urban legend" type story made up by bitter Amiga fans.

  75. Don't forget the Dead People Server by simetra · · Score: 1

    I was thinking, for some reason, that Leonard Nimoy is dead. But, I checked the Dead People Server, and apparently he is still alive.

    Dead People Server

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  76. What are they waiting for?? by kyletinsley · · Score: 1

    The Zap2it report comes following a source report that the 82-year-old was in worse shape than previously reported [syfyportal.com]. SyFy Portal, which is a news and rumors site, had been working on confirming the report which stated that doctors did not anticipate a recovery. The We did note in our initial report that details were still in the rumor stage.

    Well what are they waiting for?? He's close enough already... stick him in the transporter pattern buffer on diagnostic cycle already and preserve him for later generations!

    1. Re:What are they waiting for?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was such a great ep of TNG.

      I can't believe your post didn't get modded up.

      I think the moderators who could resist posting to this thread (and as such were able to moderate here) just aren't trekkie enough to get it.

  77. Why he's my hero by Macrobat · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The documentary Trekkies has an interview with him where he talks about a fan letter/suicide note he got form a depressed fan. He found out where she lived, called her up, and asked her to meet him at the next convention he was going to attend. She did.

    He kept doing this for a while, meeting her at conventions and asking her to be at the next one...that's a pretty common suicide-prevention tactic, to get a promise from someone that you'll see them sometime in the future. That way they can't kill themselves.

    He lost touch with her for a few years, and thought the worst, until he got a letter from her stating that she'd gone to grad school (Engineering, I think), and that his intervention saved her life. When he was telling the story, he was fighting back tears.

    So yeah, he had a chance to do the Right Thing, and he did it. Celebrity may be a fickle thing, but he used his influence well.

    That's why I admire him.

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    "Hardly used" will not fetch you a better price for your brain.
    1. Re:Why he's my hero by Mika_Lindman · · Score: 1

      "... she'd gone to grad school (Engineering, I think)... " Yep, propably programming. Don't know any nondepressed or sane programmer. ;-)

  78. Length of Rehab by audacity242 · · Score: 1

    For what it's worth...His rehab stint will probably last a month or two, provided that he can afford it (which I think is safe to presume) and that those in charge make sure he gets it.

    No, I'm not a doctor. But I have been working in a Veteran's Affairs medical center for the past seven months, and this is based just on how long it generally takes patients to be discharged. The VA, unlike most places, actually makes sure that those patients who really need extensive rehab get it. Most people will only get a few weeks of therapy (and just go 2-3 times a week, an hour or two a session), in the unit I work in, patients stay anywhere from a week to three or four months, going to therapy atleast five days a week, 1-3 hours a day.

    -Jenn

  79. Re:Slashdot: News for Nerds. Rumors to agitate the by leviramsey · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Actually, the highest UID assigned, as I write this is 578138, which belongs to slcgreek.

    Welcome aboard, slcgreek!

  80. Burma Shave by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 1

    My fans dinna think
    I could take much more
    But I'm still alive
    At two and four score
    So get me some Burma Shave
    Right from the store!

  81. More spoilers! by jdavidb · · Score: 2

    First, they tell us TLGAD before the show airs on the west coast, and then they tell us Scotty is comatose and not likely to recover, while the man is still conscious!

  82. Duh! He's Scottish! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just look at Sean Connery. Those Scottish people live for ages.

  83. Ohhhhhhhhh, so he was pretending to be a techie... by Ilan+Volow · · Score: 2

    That would explain why he was talking into a mouse in "Star Trek IV".

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  84. That's okay by kirkb · · Score: 1

    They can always replace him with Welshy!

    http://www.gotfuturama.com/cgi-bin/EpisodeReview .c gi?action=show&Season=4&Episode=11

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  85. Dead Parrot Server by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This parrot's dead, Jim.

  86. He;s 80+ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate to break it to you, but he is going to die, and probably soon. And if not soon, he will be walking around drooling all over him self, just so you and your geek friends can say "See this incontinent, daft, drooling old man, the doctors kept him alive, just so I can point to him and say 'This is one cool guy, he played a character on a TV show once, and we won't let him die with any dignity.'"

    1. Re:He;s 80+ by Saeger · · Score: 1
      Silence!

      In this fucked up society we're supposed to prize quantity of life above quality of life (because it the feeds the HMOs and our own selfishness).

      When my grandmother died at 70-something years of age, I was happy for her. She was lucky enough to live a full life, without having anyone else wipe her ass for her.

      Of course, my family didn't approve of my "celebration of life" point of view at the funeral... they were all mourning her loss... like selfish bastards.

      You may now mod me down for being "insensitive" or whatever.

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  87. Dammit, Jim! He's a hero not an actor! by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 1

    A few people here need a good bitch slap!
    He's Scottie! He's a hero.

  88. How do you suckers like paying for this crap? by glrotate · · Score: 1

    Isn't it time for another SonicBlue article?

  89. Not in a coma and likely to survive by Man+of+E · · Score: 1
    Special update! Others not in a coma and likely to survive include Bill Gates, Linus Torvalds, Steve Jobs, George Lucas, Rob Malda and about six billion people around the world! Thank goodness slashdot keeps me informed of who all is not in a coma.

    I don't usually troll, but this story just begs for it.

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  90. finger by slappy_guru · · Score: 1

    Good thing that he didn't become a cab driver, that middle figer is very important.

    Now my favorite Scotty Quote:

    Captain, whatta we doo !!!

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    "Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it" Richard Feynman
  91. Scotty is dying... by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 0

    It is official; Netcraft confirms: Scotty is dying

    One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Scotty community when IDC confirmed that Scotty market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers> Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that Scotty has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Scotty is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last [samag.com] in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

    You don't need to be a Kreskin [amdest.com] to predict Scotty's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Scotty faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Scotty because Scotty is dying. Things are looking very bad for Scotty. As many of us are already aware, Scotty continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeScotty is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    OpenScotty leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenScotty. How many users of NetScotty are there? Let's see. The number of OpenScotty versus NetScotty posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetScotty users. Scotty/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetScotty posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Scotty/OS. A recent article put FreeScotty at about 80 percent of the Scotty market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeScotty users. This is consistent with the number of FreeScotty Usenet posts.

    Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeScotty went out of business and was taken over by ScottyI who sell another troubled OS. Now Scotty is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
    All major surveys show that Scotty has steadily declined in market share. Scotty is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Scotty is to survive at all it will be among OS dilettante dabblers. Scotty continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Scotty is dead.

    1. Re:Scotty is dying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know this is a troll. I know that it's remotely possible that James Doohan was in serious life threatening condition.

      But damnit, you've almost made me piss myself with this one.

      OpenScotty.. *rofl* I can't explain *why* that just sounds so hillarious.

      Well done, Sir Troll, I salute you.

  92. Re:You're a loser by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 2

    I really actually haven't had sex since 1989. In fact George Micheal has had sex with a woman more recently than me.

    But guess what? My goal is not to have sex. My goal is to live in Shinjuku.

    graspee

  93. Re:Slashdot: News for Nerds. Rumors to agitate the by Cowculator · · Score: 1

    Now that we've seen this, I think it's time the ACs actually submit the following "rumor" as a story and see if it makes the front page:

    "Stephen King, author, dead at 64"

    Maybe then at least it won't get posted quite so often...

  94. Re:You're a loser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ROFL!

    Thanks for the laughs Trolls. I don't know what I would do without you.

  95. In other news today... by DCowern · · Score: 1

    Novelist Steven King, 55, was found dead in his Maine home today. Even if you aren't familiar with his work...

    Oh wait... just kidding... he's not quite dead yet, either. (insert appropriate Princess Bride or Monty Python quote here)

  96. The Kobayashi Maru by edesio · · Score: 1

    As a world class engineer, Scotty has the best solution to The Kobayashi Maru. It is worth reading. Really funny.

  97. Press release. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey dipshits! I'm not in a coma either!

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  100. Hey, wait a minute! by perl_god · · Score: 0

    Who cares?

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  101. Re:God, I'm bored! by perl_god · · Score: 0

    How the fuck is that a Troll? Get off the freakin' crack pipe, moderators!

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  102. All I can say is, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank god John Cleese is not on the Slashdot staff,

    Slashdot(represented by Mr. Cleese): Here is another for you.
    Mortician: That will be 5 Pence.
    Doohan: I'm not dead.
    Mortician: He says he is not dead.
    Mr. Cleese: He will stone dead any moment.
    Doohan: I am alive, I was just a little under the weather!
    Mr. Cleese: But we already posted your demise up on the internet!
    Mortician: I can't take him if he is not dead.
    Mr. Cleese: If is not dead, we have to print a retraction, not to mention all the Trolls we would have to deal with... Can't we work out something?
    Doohan: I here there is another convention coming up soon and uuummfffhhh!
    Mr. Cleese: Thanks appreciate that! See you next Monday! We will be printing a story about Alan Greenspan if you get my drift!
    Mortician See you Monday!

  103. Pan Am still here. :P by EvilStein · · Score: 2

    Hereis their website. They're flying around a bunch of old Boeing 727s. Not nearly what they were many years ago, but they're still clinging on for dear life. ;)

  104. Pneumonia? "The lungs cannae take it cap'n" ! by The+Famous+Druid · · Score: 1

    My 74 year old Scottish father recently spent 6 weeks in hospital (including 10 days in a 'coma') with the dreaded 'big P'. It's what a lot of old people die of.

    Dads home now, and expected to make a full recovery, hopefully the other "Scotty" will be just as lucky. Maybe it'll give him the few years more work he'd need to get the scots accent right :-)

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    Quidquid Latine dictum sit, altum videtur (anything said in Latin sounds important)
  105. Re:His time has come b/c he never mastered tachyon by Mr.+Droopy+Drawers · · Score: 1

    Tachyon? Tachyon?! Fibre Channel? That's so, so 21st century

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  106. Re:Slashdot: News for Nerds. Rumors to agitate the by CaptCosmic · · Score: 1

    I never said I wouldn't want people to be able to say get well. I've been around the 'Net long enough to know that rumors are a dime a dozen. How many times did the "Alex Guiness is dead" story circulate?

    My point was that if Slashdot wants to post notices about such things, I would feel far more comfortable with them posting stories based on *fact*, not rumor.

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  107. Re:Slashdot: News for Nerds. Rumors to agitate the by CaptCosmic · · Score: 1

    Not hardly. Been around Slashdot for over a year. I just don't post unless I have something meaningful to add.

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  108. On /. no one can hear you scream by i0lanthe · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Just" Wil? Say rather, are any of the others as cool as Wil. Sounds more diplomatic...

    I'd be inclined to guess that most actors, even sci-fi-happy actors, aren't too much more interested in news-for-nerds than the average American (not even all self-proclaimed geeks read slashdot, after all). On the other hand, you never know who might be lurking. But on the gripping hand, people who lurk are people who don't want to attract attention (sort of by definition).

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  109. Re:Dammit, Jim! He's a man not a dog! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's Scotty, best engineer Starfleet's ever had, not a dog.

  110. GOOD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate star fuck.

  111. Just In Case?? by TheNecromancer · · Score: 2

    Better setup that transporter so we can beam in into it, and preserve his life until LaForge finds him later.

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  112. Medic! by vandelais · · Score: 2

    He's (not) dead, Jim.

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  113. Re:uh, they did cover it by John+Harrison · · Score: 3, Informative

    Maybe you mean that other site, K5. I have looked for it on /. and I can't find it either. Search shows nothing recent. This is strange since he could put up a column on how he was going to make his own ultra-wide band who knows what with his very own supercomputer and it would show up here as news. I never did mind, since I would rather discuss what he says than Katz, but you would think of anything that he ever wrote, this is the most worthy of a /.ing.

  114. Re:Slashdot: News for Nerds. Rumors to agitate the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except today.

  115. Reminds me of a Simpsons quote.... by ath0mic · · Score: 1

    "Burns was rushed to a nearby hospital where he was pronounced dead.
    He was then transferred to a better hospital where his condition was upgraded to 'alive.'"
    -Kent Brockman

  116. Re:His time has come b/c he never mastered tachyon by Zagadka · · Score: 1

    I prefer modulating the shield harmonics on a triaxillating frequency.

  117. using our powers for good by trb · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Wouldn't it be cool if scads of folks slashdotted him with get well notes (in the US mail)? The dude is not feeling too well, and is practically the patron saint of geeks. I don't know his address, but I assume that some /.er knows how to find it, and could follow up here.

  118. Re:wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's Canadian. For god sakes, read the story man!

  119. I can't bellieve nobody has tried... by stand · · Score: 1

    Cap'n! Mah brrrain canna take the strrain much longarr!

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  120. But Cringely isn't real? I don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&safe=off&th= c2901a7351fb8d57&rnum=14

    Note this post from long, long ago (1993).
    It's well-known that he's been several people.
    I remember to photo on his Infoworld column
    from then was so bad, it was obviously fake.

    SIDs is terrible, but it's cheap to use a
    ficticious person and a fake story to
    tug at people's heart strings.

    It may be a case of shabby tactics in service of
    a noble cause, but still...

    1. Re:But Cringely isn't real? I don't get it. by amacbride · · Score: 2, Informative

      There is actually a real person behind the pseudonym Robert X. Cringely -- he left InfoWorld around 1993, and after a bunch of lawsuits, won the right to continue writing using the name. Oddly enough, InfoWorld, also won the right to keep using it -- their Cringely column is a staff-written collaboration.

      My thoughts go out to the "real" Bob Cringely on the death of his son.

    2. Re:But Cringely isn't real? I don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for straightening me out on that.

  121. Re:Slashdot: News for Nerds. Rumors to agitate the by Paul+Komarek · · Score: 2

    I know how you feel, #33356. I was slow to sign up when they started logins, yet got a pretty low number. I was impressed when the numbers raced through 5 digits.

    -Paul Komarek, #794.

  122. He's not dead! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's pining for the lochs.

  123. He is a great guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have met him three times now in the past six years, twice at cons (I only intended to go to one here in NY, the other was incidental in LV while on a porn vacation) and once at a book signing in LA. I actually got to speak to him for about 1/2 in LV... great guy. I have always been a fan of ST:TOS and he was my fav character for all the quips and last second saves. I wish him and his family well and hope he has a speedy recovery.

    He is a beloved family man, veteran, and well known actor and it would be a loss to many...

    Go read his books (the scifi stuff and his bio), they are very interesting and solid reads.

  124. scotty was in a coma that whole time? by aurelian · · Score: 1

    wow, I guess that does explain the acting then. Even more kudos to chekov and sulu, who both managed to appear more wooden than the set. I reckon chekov must take the prize - the sliding door at the back usually managed to convey more emotion - but its a tough call.

  125. my favorite Scotty lines by Wansu · · Score: 2


    "The energizer's bypassed like a Christmas tree. She cannot take too many bumps."

    "Aye, lad. You're going to need something to wash that down with."

    "That ties it. That poppinjay Fox just beamed down with the landing party."

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  126. Still a Star Trek Stud by buckeyeguy · · Score: 2
    Not believing the 82-year age cited here, I went to IMDB and sure enough, he's 82.

    It also said he fathered a child at 80, with his current 40-something wife.

    I can just hear the moment of conception now... : "I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain!"

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    I'd have a personalized plate on my car, but "toxic bachelor" won't fit into 7 letters.
  127. The Truth by airship · · Score: 2, Informative

    Nope. Ewhac (Hi, Leo!) is a well-known Amiga pioneer, and he knows what he's talking about. I'm the former editor of .info magazine, which covered the Amiga, and we reported this story at the time. It was, unfortunately, representative of Commodore's "Let's Shoot Ourselves in the Foot Again" marketing philosophy of the time.

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  128. Ouch! by io333 · · Score: 1

    Did you really have to reopen those old wounds? What Commodore did to Amiga makes my stomach hurt.

  129. "Scotty is dead..." by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    If you play the Star Trek theme song backwards you can distincly hear "Scotty is dead" being spoken by Paul McCartney.

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  130. He's Dead, Jim by Royster · · Score: 1, Troll

    Man: Here's one-
    Cart-master: Nine bars of latinum.
    Old Man: (feebly) I'm not dead!
    Cart-master: (suprised) What?
    Man: Nothing! Here's your latinum....
    Old Man: I'm not dead!
    Cart-master: 'Ere! 'E says 'e's not dead!
    Man: Yes he is.
    Old Man: I'm not!
    Cart-master: 'E isn't?
    Man: Well... he will be soon-- he's very ill...
    Old Man: I'm getting better!
    Man: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
    Cart-master: I can't take 'im like that! It's against Starfleet regulations!
    Old Man: I don't want to go on the cart....
    Man: Oh, don't be such a baby.
    Cart-master: I can't take 'im....
    Old Man: I feel fine!
    Man: Well, do us a favor...
    Cart-master: I can't!
    Man: Can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long...
    Cart-master: No, gotta get to the station in the Regulus Nebula, they lost nine today.
    Man: Well, when's your next round?
    Cart-master: Thursday.
    Old Man: I think I'll go for a walk....
    Man: You're not fooling anyone, you know-- (to Cart-master) Look, isn't there something you can do...?

    (they both look around)
    Old Man: I feel happy! I feel happy!

    (the Cart-master deals the old man a swift blow to the head with his wooden spoon. The old man goes limp.)
    Man: (throwing the old man onto the cart) Ah. thanks very much.
    Cart-master: Not at all. See you on Thursday!
    Man: Right! All right....

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  131. If this is true by MacDude1 · · Score: 1

    Boy, if this is true, it shows just one aspect of the downfall of Commodore. I first learned Basic and Pascal on a C64. The first computer I purchased was a C128.

    I guess it was a market inevitability that we would be reduced to, basically, 3 or 4 basic computer architectures. It would have been nice to see machines like the Amiga make it. I guess it is still used in some TV stations - for what, I do not know. :)

    Get well soon, Scotty. You are a living legend.

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    1. Re:If this is true by ibennetch · · Score: 1

      Since you bring it up; at my high school TV studio we used an Amiga as our production switcher, it ran some software called the video toaster which basically took 4 cameras (or 2 cameras and 2 vcrs or whatever; four video inputs) and allowed us to switch between them. it was actually a very nice interface and an affordable solution. The software still exists but is being marketed for the w2k market, i believe. It came with all kinds of cool equipment needed to make it work (when you have more than one source, you need to syncronize the signals. This had the 'kitchen sync' to do that).
      We also had Lightwave on it; that made some nice renderings. And this was on an old Amiga...

      Anyway; I can't imagine any 'real' tv station using an Amiga for this purpose, but for my high school it worked great.

  132. Re:Slashdot: News for Nerds. Rumors to agitate the by stux · · Score: 1

    Wow, one of the rumoured 3 digiters ;)

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