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When people start doing these kinds of things, (look at the video) you really wonder whether people have a point about real and imaginary violence. Wandering around (or lying, pretending to be dead) re-enacting Star Wars scenes is exactly the kind of idiocy that causes people to say that gamers become violent. As to repeated reincarnation, that could also be read as a message that death doesn't really matter.

Darl: "Bwahahahaha. Mom, mom, it isn't fair! That big bully, GPL is cheating. SCO is just upset because the average Linux user gets laid more than them. Soon, we're going to send in the diaper wearing users who accidentatly bought lindows computers from walmart.

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Shhh! You are breaking my concentration! I'm trying to shed a bitter tear for them. Ok, I'll stop now. Darl's mommy: "Sorry son, but while you were out playing, I got myself a new boyfriend. Normally I would have to pay top dollar for bullshit that rich and strong.

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Title: SCO secretly hires Iraqi Information Minister...
Body: By development methods, do they mean "use of the vi editor"? Lawyers have pulses? If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit!

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This post may contain anti-SCO content sposored secretly by IBM. In fact, they must be shitting their pants.

RTFL = Read the Fucking License

Darl: "Bwahahahaha. Mom, mom, it isn't fair! That big bully, GPL is cheating.

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Soon we'll hear zillion infinities lines plus their dads being bigger than our dads. I'd say a few SCO execs are likely to get a call from our friends at the SEC, and they ain't gonna be talking about whether or not Tennessee's going to a bowl game this year. Does Darl know you've found his stash? Obviously some people are stupid enough to license.

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Looks like the court of public opinion is speaking loud and clear. I pictured an IBM semi-trailer rumbling down the highway, with an SCO chicken (looked like Darl with feathers) standing at the other end of a straight, squaking furiously at the oncoming behemoth. The chicken doesn't stand a chance. Now all we have is Caldera/SCO trying hard to be a defunct company! I have just realized that the entire world is just a collection of Nigerian 419 scams. SCO now offically stands for "Smoking Crack Operation" This Comment was generated with the Comment-O-Matic for SCO Stories.

Could you please translate this for those of us that smoke crack? Now all we have is Caldera/SCO trying hard to be a defunct company! I need to wrap something around my torso before I bust my gut laughing.

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Maybe they're using RIAA-math? Darl's head must be spinning so fast that he doesn't know which way is up any more. It all makes sense now. Now all we have is Caldera/SCO trying hard to be a defunct company! Looks like Dennis' check from IBM finally cleared.

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It makes sense, when you really hunker down and think about it. However, as I am not burdened with morals myself, I would like to take this opportunity to tell SCO to kiss my ass. SCO is just upset because the average Linux user gets laid more than them. I've often heard of companies having a crack legal team, but this is the first time that I've heard of one being on crack. It just goes to show that whether it's object-oriented programming or contract law, multiple inheritance is likely to be hard to understand.

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Does Darl know you've found his stash? If these functions were implemented in Perl, they would be guaranteed to look different than the System V!

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If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! SCO reminds me of my brother and I fighting over something. What do we get? I pictured an IBM semi-trailer rumbling down the highway, with an SCO chicken (looked like Darl with feathers) standing at the other end of a straight, squaking furiously at the oncoming behemoth. The chicken doesn't stand a chance. Fuck off, McBride.

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In fact, they must be shitting their pants. McBride's an asshole - the only thing that comes out of him is shit. This Comment was generated with the Comment-O-Matic for SCO Stories.

What do we get? You watch, SCO is getting ready to sue itself. This post may contain anti-SCO content sposored secretly by IBM. Next McBribe will be showing off a server stats chart to stock holders as proof of sco's growing relevance in the high tech world.

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Darl: so, um. Ya. So we didn't try googling our code before we showed it in las vegas? Fuck off, McBride. I amazed crafty Darl would miss this obvious profit opportunity! Shhh! You are breaking my concentration! I'm trying to shed a bitter tear for them. Thanks, Darl - it's good to kick off the weekend with a good laugh...

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Lawyers have pulses? SCO now offically stands for "Smoking Crack Operation" Exactly. I'd say a few SCO execs are likely to get a call from our friends at the SEC, and they ain't gonna be talking about whether or not Tennessee's going to a bowl game this year. This post may contain anti-SCO content sposored secretly by IBM.

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If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! Next McBribe will be showing off a server stats chart to stock holders as proof of sco's growing relevance in the high tech world.

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This post may contain anti-SCO content sposored secretly by IBM. Soon we'll hear zillion infinities lines plus their dads being bigger than our dads.

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Normally I would have to pay top dollar for bullshit that rich and strong. Get a life, asshole. Shooting babies is funny. Well everyone knows that two wrongs don't make a right, but three copyrights make a copyleft :) Darl: "Bwahahahaha. Mom, mom, it isn't fair! That big bully, GPL is cheating.

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Anyone have a guess as to who these McBride sources are? My hunch is Miss Cleo. Oh SCO would just claim the virus code was their IP all along, and claim license fees from everyone who's still running it - people whose IP they can get easily as it keeps contacting their website! Well, at least Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf has a job now. Soon we'll see McBride putting his pinky to his mouth and say "100 billion press releases!" They are claiming the whitespace. This Comment was generated with the Comment-O-Matic for SCO Stories.

Obviously some people are stupid enough to license. SCO now offically stands for "Smoking Crack Operation" I've got it figured out. IMHO this case will more resemble Bambi vs Godzilla. Fuck off, McBride.

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But more to the point. Five minutes after the code leaks, the world and his wife knows that SCO are completely full of shit and their law suit has suffered a mortal wound. They are claiming the whitespace. The way I see it, an attack on one member of the Open Source community is an attack on all of us. Going to sell a deck of cards showing the faces of SCO management and lawyers?

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Shame on you, you're going to be responsible for the death of a corporation! I'm no expert, but having dreams about about somebody cutting your balls off and running off with them doesn't sound good to me! Darl: "Bwahahahaha. Mom, mom, it isn't fair! That big bully, GPL is cheating. If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit!

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It's like saying gential warts is sexy. Obviously some people are stupid enough to license. I'm afraid I can't pay your license fee as I do not use your SCO Unix product. Ok, I'll stop now.

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He's obviously suffering some sort of beri-beri brain-eating disease. Looks like the court of public opinion is speaking loud and clear. Now that I've seen those words, my time at Slashdot is done. I can move on.

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They must really believe this. Soon we'll hear zillion infinities lines plus their dads being bigger than our dads. It's *spelled* S C O, but it's pronouned "ass hats". Lawyers have pulses? This Comment was generated with the Comment-O-Matic for SCO Stories.

However, as I am not burdened with morals myself, I would like to take this opportunity to tell SCO to kiss my ass. They are claiming the whitespace.

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Hmmmm! At this rate they'll fade away in a couple of weeks or so.

McBride: That's like if someone comes into your house while you're sleeping, takes your jewels, and as you start chasing them down...

They are claiming the whitespace. I'd say a few SCO execs are likely to get a call from our friends at the SEC, and they ain't gonna be talking about whether or not Tennessee's going to a bowl game this year. I can't decide which is funnier - the point about IBM orchestrating all the outrage, or the point that SCO is somehow more "relevant" to the tech community because they've filed a bunch of press releases! I think he is just going to replace the 'offending' code with a big ASCII middle finger.

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Every college student knows that you must change comments and variable names of the code you copy. Now that I've seen those words, my time at Slashdot is done. I can move on. I pictured an IBM semi-trailer rumbling down the highway, with an SCO chicken (looked like Darl with feathers) standing at the other end of a straight, squaking furiously at the oncoming behemoth. The chicken doesn't stand a chance. However, as I am not burdened with morals myself, I would like to take this opportunity to tell SCO to kiss my ass.

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However, as I am not burdened with morals myself, I would like to take this opportunity to tell SCO to kiss my ass. You probably don't know how hard I laughed while reading "SCO declares GPL invalid". Isn't having an entire company full of people smoking crack in violation of the law? All your base are belong to SCO!

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As soon as my crack legal team locates him, he will be sorry! They are claiming the whitespace. What do we get? Sorry, but Darl is no 007. A warm and responsive lover for your cellmate.

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Lawyers have pulses? I think that Darl's SCO gig is going to end Real Soon Now. I think that Darl's SCO gig is going to end Real Soon Now. It makes sense, when you really hunker down and think about it. If these functions were implemented in Perl, they would be guaranteed to look different than the System V! Dennis got into the act after Linus called his code ugly: damn, them be fightin' words!

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Now look at SCO. Every college student knows that you must change comments and variable names of the code you copy.

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Please mod me down, I'm a redundant, trolling, flamebait-loving dogmatist and I was a pro-DMCA lobbyist. It makes sense, when you really hunker down and think about it.

RTFL = Read the Fucking License

I've often heard of companies having a crack legal team, but this is the first time that I've heard of one being on crack. Five minutes after the code leaks, the world and his wife knows that SCO are completely full of shit and their law suit has suffered a mortal wound.

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Several scattered thoughts come to mind, among them "chutzpah", "pump and dump", and "someone's going to jail when this is all over." Why wouldn't they use Linux? They own it, don't they? Lawyers have pulses? Darl's head must be spinning so fast that he doesn't know which way is up any more.

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Oh SCO would just claim the virus code was their IP all along, and claim license fees from everyone who's still running it - people whose IP they can get easily as it keeps contacting their website! I've found out I cannot pass the day without reading the daily SCO item on slashdot. Dennis got into the act after Linus called his code ugly: damn, them be fightin' words!

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I nearly blew Mountain Dew through my nose on that one. That's just crazy! SCO has committed the most vile of sin.

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What do we get? It's like SCO is holding a handgrenade and people are slowly moving away from the madman. Shhh! You are breaking my concentration! I'm trying to shed a bitter tear for them. You mean this whole lawsuit thing is for real?

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I can't decide which is funnier - the point about IBM orchestrating all the outrage, or the point that SCO is somehow more "relevant" to the tech community because they've filed a bunch of press releases! SCO has committed the most vile of sin. Ok, I'll stop now.

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Darl's head must be spinning so fast that he doesn't know which way is up any more. Several scattered thoughts come to mind, among them "chutzpah", "pump and dump", and "someone's going to jail when this is all over." I think he is just going to replace the 'offending' code with a big ASCII middle finger. Ok, I'll stop now.

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I think he is just going to replace the 'offending' code with a big ASCII middle finger. I thought there was something fishy about all of this. I've got it figured out. And we certainly don't want to mash the SCO executives into a bloody pulp, either. You wouldn't want that to happen, would you?

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The article didn't mention if you received a license for one cpu along with the immunity from the standard baby killing. I pictured an IBM semi-trailer rumbling down the highway, with an SCO chicken (looked like Darl with feathers) standing at the other end of a straight, squaking furiously at the oncoming behemoth. The chicken doesn't stand a chance. Dennis got into the act after Linus called his code ugly: damn, them be fightin' words! Anyone have a guess as to who these McBride sources are? My hunch is Miss Cleo. Darl: so, um. Ya. So we didn't try googling our code before we showed it in las vegas? This Comment was generated with the Comment-O-Matic for SCO Stories.

Who wants to be a Darl McBride? I think that Darl's SCO gig is going to end Real Soon Now. Does Darl know you've found his stash?

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Remember, it's not paranoia if they really are all out to get them. Now that I've seen those words, my time at Slashdot is done. I can move on. Darl's head must be spinning so fast that he doesn't know which way is up any more. I nearly blew Mountain Dew through my nose on that one. Quick, bust out vi and change all the variable names! By development methods, do they mean "use of the vi editor"?

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You watch, SCO is getting ready to sue itself. Does Darl know you've found his stash? Who wants to be a Darl McBride? It's like saying gential warts is sexy.

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This is another example of Microsoft buying its way out of trouble. I've just posted a rant on this subject, heres an excerpt:

A tiny bump for Microsoft, well worth keeping their "Hoe"EMs in the harem. I can hear the conversation now, "Where's my money Compaq? I know you sold more boxes than that, bitch! I want my money!"

Lets see... morning coffee... morning donut... morning SCO story...
I'm so glad to see that they've landed on their feet. Normally I would have to pay top dollar for bullshit that rich and strong. Let us put aside any negative feelings we might have toward them and simply put flame to some feces on their doorsteps. After all ... there can't be more than one person that actually comments their code, can there? In fact, they must be shitting their pants.

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That's just crazy! Does Darl know you've found his stash? The article didn't mention if you received a license for one cpu along with the immunity from the standard baby killing. I've often heard of companies having a crack legal team, but this is the first time that I've heard of one being on crack.

Please mod me down, I'm a redundant, trolling, flamebait-loving dogmatist and I was a pro-DMCA lobbyist.

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