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Why not call it the 'Information Directory'
After all, in 'The Island' (2005), set in the year 2019, the 'Information Directory' looks suspiciously like Bing.
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Re:On what planet is this true:
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crop reports
At least, with the Cloud, Mr Beeks does not need to go places any more to get those "stupid old crop reports" from the department of Agriculture
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Re:Accountability
It reminds me of...
http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/m/mr-deeds-script-transcript-sandler.html
What's the problem with your contract?
I figured if I played well,
I'd renegotiate and get more money.If you didn't play well,
could we renegotiate and pay you less? -
Re:Sounds rather disappointing, really
-Sure. What do you got?
-Authorization for a body cavity search.
[Police Academy] http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scriptshttp://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1580718#/p/police-academy-ii-script-2.html -
Re:Ok for MMOs, perhaps...
It's like in Wayne's World:
"... new game called Zantar. Zantar is a gelatinous cube that eats warriors in a village. If you eat a chieftain, you go up a level. Beauty is, you can't get to the next level, kids keep coughing up quarters." - Noah Vanderhoff (copied from here)
They fooled me this time... Damn.
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Re:Robotic aneurysm
I read the book when I was a kid. I thought the patient's name, Benes, was pronounced "Beans" instead of "Ben-ess". I still have the phrase "But we'll kill Beans!" floating around in my head. They said it every time they were going to do something remotely dramatic, so it and phrases like it got used a lot.
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Re:Bad Eggs
Your observation concerning the proper demenor for a six-year-old is, a valid one, but please be aware that the parent is quoting from the John Candy picture "Uncle Buck" in an act of ( probably ) intentional irony.
-I am An AC but not The AC
http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/u/uncle-buck-script-transcript-candy.html
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Re:Sucker!
You said:
We are the disease... we are the cure... we are the disease... we are the cure...
From Night of the Living Dead:
They're us.
We're them, and they're us. -
Re:Laser
It's amazing what 65,000 feet of atmosphere will do to your nice laser. Plus the joy of keeping it focused on one place to allow the heat to build up sufficiently.
Especially if the blasted thing's invisible!
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Re:Maybe
... and the results are that Obama spins the most.
"I need some machine to tell me that?" War Games
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Re:Got Fired Over This
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Chris Rock posts on /. ?!
And everybody's talking about gun control,
-- Chris Rock (Video Script
got to get rid of the guns.
Fuck that. I like guns. You got a gun, you don't have to work out.
I ain't working out. I ain't jogging. You got pecs, I got Tecs.
Fuck that shit. You don't need no gun control.
You know what you need? We need some bullet control.
Man, we need to control the bullets, that's right.
I think all bullets should cost $5000. $5000 for a bullet. You know why?
'Cause if a bullet costs $5000, there'd be no more innocent bystanders. That'd be it.
Every time someone gets shot, people will be like, "Damn, he must have did something.
"Shit, they put $50000 worth of bullets in his ass."
People would think before they killed somebody, if a bullet cost $5000.
"Man, l would blow your fucking head off...if I could afford it.
"I'm gonna get me another job,
"I'm gonna start saving some money...
"and you're a dead man.
"You better hope I can't get no bullets on layaway."
So even if you get shot by a stray bullet...you won't have to go to no doctor to get it taken out.
Whoever shot you
would take their bullet back.
"I believe you got my property."
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Re:The Gist
Remember the film 'Deep Impact', where the asteroid hit the Atlantic Ocean? We saw various people and locations in the States get wiped out. Then Morgan Freeman's voiceover said "blah blah, the wave hit Europe and Africa too, blah blah".
Téa Leoni gets to break the story and has a whole beach to herself with her father (what, nobody in the area got stoned enough to suicidally try and King Canute the wave back?) and two continents get a sentence...?!?!?!?!??
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One Problem
If you take this argument to the extreme and wikipedia becomes the sum of all knowledge then it will become unwieldy. If I hear someone say "George McGovern said something like that" and I don't know who they are referring to I would like a concise list of possibilities, not "George McGovern , purveyor of finest smoked haddock" and "George McGovern, Bogville's crossowrd champion 1997".
It could be like Zero, the computer in Rollerball:
He considers everything.
He's become so ambiguous now,
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Re:Distorting the truth?Moore wasn't actually talking about satellites when he brought up weapons of mass destruction. I can presume the poster's memory was incorrect. Moore did make this statement however:
Well, gee, Dad goes off
to the factory every day
and, you know,
he built missiles." These
are weapons of mass destruction.
http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/b/bowli ng-for-columbine-script-transcript.html -
Re:Uh Oh...
You forced me to do a Google. I was pretty sure my memory was correct. It's the type of thing I wouldn't forget since I live in Toronto:
http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/b/bowli ng-for-columbine-script-transcript.html
Quote:
"Even here, in Toronto, a city of millions, people just didn't lock their doors." -
Scarface, just can't resist.
This Internet's like a great big pussy just waiting to get fucked. I should've come here years ago.
Apologies to the worthy script. None are offered to Ed "cuz" he sounds more like a gangster than the leader of one of the world's largest companies. Shame!
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Re:gibson + movie = horrorThat said, his script for Alien 3 would probably have been better than the abortion that Fincher foisted off on us.
I've read that script, it's available from Drew's Script-O-Rama. Gibson's Alien3 script was a true extention of Aliens and was superior in every way; a very enjoyable read. I remember reading on the 'web that it would have been way too expensive to make, so the producers literally threw the script out the window into a dumpster.
Sad.
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Re:British in space?
The parent's not flamebait! Here's where that was misquoted from.
We didn't have enough money to put a man in a tracksuit up a ladder!
I would've been there - "Go, man!"
"I'm going, I'm going, 'ang on."
"Just hang on to the ladder!"
"Hello, Swindon, I am here."
"Swindon, can you hear me?"
"Swindon here. We're monitoring you on our instruments."
"We've got you on a tuba."
(Quiet laughter)
That should be a bigger laugh for that joke, I think.
Yeah, I can't quite understand it, I thought it was really funny.
Swindon - a knackered, kind of Fresno town...
They don't seem to be going for it.
They're obviously bastards.
"Anyway, Swindon, I'm nearly at the moon."
"Actually, that's an understatement."
"Have you got more ladder? We're not quite at the moon yet."
"But I can see right over the top of the houses. Fantastic!" -
Song for cheating at test
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ob. Judge Dredd quote
Waiting for backup.
lt's here.
Let's move it out. Keep it simple. Single file.
Standard relay. l'm point. You're last.
- Grenade. - Grenade.
- Nice shot, sir ! - You two meet me on the th.
Hey, you need to get some more ammo !
Be kind and peaceful to each other. Eat recycled food.
Hey, you guys with us ?
Yeah ! All right ! Let's rock 'n' roll !
Dredd !
This room has been pacified.
- Next one's mine ! - No ! Rookie, hold on !
This room is under arrest !
No !
Die, Judges ! Die !
You're under arrest. Throw down your weapons, and prepare to be judged !
Judge this, Lawgiver man !
- No, don't ! They're booby-trapped. - lntruder.
- Holy drok !
Full auto. Rapid-fire.
Rapid-fire.
- Armor piercing. - Armor piercing.
Drop dead, Dredd !
- Double whammy. - Double whammy.
Mega City municipal code :
Willful destruction of property. That's two years.
Code : lllegal possession of assault weapons, five years.
Code : Resisting arrest, years !
Thank you, Hershey.
And code :
The first degree murder of a Street Judge.
Let me guess. Life.
Death.
Court's adjourned.
http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/j/judge -dredd-script-transcript-stallone.html