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  1. Re:If it's Fermat's last theorem.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Going Beyond Fermat's Last Theorem
    Reminds me of this bit from "The Simpsons":

    Hypnotist: You are all very good players.
    Team: We are all very good players.
    Hypnotist: You will beat Shelbyville!
    Team: We will beat Shelbyville!
    Hypnotist: You will give one hundred and ten percent.
    Team: That's impossible, no one can give more than one hundred percent, by definition that is the most anyone can give.

    Besides, you're overlooking Fermat's Laster and Lastest theorems.
  2. Re:My Eyes! by irg1231491 · · Score: 0 · on Through The Steve Ballmer Looking Glass

    Episode 2F17, season 7: Radioactive Man is hit by tidal wave of acid.

  3. Re:Nice device ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Man Stalks Ex-girlfriend With GPS

    Yeah, like those things work.

    Wiggum: We'll track down Simpson with your vehicle's anti-theft system.
    System: "Car Gone. Car Gone."
    Wiggum: We know that. Where has it gone?
    System: "Car Gone! Car Gone! Car Gone!"

    The nice thing about a roll-your-own system is that thiefs don't know where to look for it or, necessarily, how to disable it. I could stuff a roll-my-own system into at least a dozen places - under body panels, interior panels, etc. Even stick it on a nice parallel battery system so that when the thief disconnects the battery at the shop, it's still working.

    OnStar and Lo-Jack are so large that they can't hide in many spots and are so well known that thiefs know what the components look like. Besides, anyone with a non-GM vehicle is pretty much S.O.L. with OnStar. Sure, it's kinda available on a few models here and there from other manufacturers, but good luck finding one.

  4. Re:Danger Will Robinson! by dnixon112 · · Score: 2, Funny · on Humanoid Robot Combat in Japan

    Bart: I can't believe you've never seen him fight!
    Homer: Well I've been busy son, they really need me over at the Nuclear Plank.
    click me

  5. Re:Ashcroft rocks. by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1 · on 'Operation Cyber Sweep' Nets 125 Arrests

    My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

  6. Re:Michael, a question? by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 0, Flamebait · on One Last New Episode of Futurama
    No, Futurama is my favorite show. I don't give a damn about karma and I'm not new here, having read this site for about 3 years.

    Michael has this way of slipping snide comments on top of stories that really pisses me off sometimes.

    If you spent that much time researching your little rebuttal to my post, you might have enough time to try watching Futurama and glory in quotes like this

  7. Edison is like someone else we know well by commodoresloat · · Score: 1 · on Edison to Hillary Rosen - Parts 3, 4 and 5


    click here.

  8. Obligatory Simpson's Quote by endeitzslash · · Score: 0, Redundant · on Critics Pan Nemesis

    Here.

  9. Re:I'm outraged! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Suddenly a JPEG Patent and Licensing Fee

    here it is as an MP3.

  10. Simpsons... by ken-guru · · Score: 1 · on Isn't it Time for Metric Time?

    Crazy Vlaclav : She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene.

    Homer : What country is this car from?

    Crazy Vlaclav : It no longer exists. But take her for a test drive, and you'll agree: (states their slogan)

    Same in mp3

  11. Re:fuckface by lsd4all · · Score: 1 · on Name The MySql Dolphin

    I think you are the wiener (or weiner if you are a Simpsons fan.)

  12. oops.... Re:So from what I understand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on More Final Fantasy Bits

    dang tags...

    Does he even have a real job anymore?

    Sounds like Homer during the last 5-6 seasons of The Simpsons:

    Bart: Do you even have a job anymore?
    Homer: I think it's pretty obvious that I don't!

  13. Re:So from what I understand... by Nerftoe · · Score: 1 · on More Final Fantasy Bits

    Does he even have a real job anymore?

    in the past 5 seasons of The Simpsons:

    Bart: Do you even have a job anymore?
    Homer: I think it's pretty obvious that I don't!

  14. Re:More cars! by Nerftoe · · Score: 1 · on Combining The Simpsons with MarioCart

    Flanders has both a wood-panelled station-wagon and a GEO.

    I'm not so sure about the Geo.. it seems the last we saw of it was in episde CABF06 when Homer drove it into the salt silo. The salt and snow pretty much destroyed the car when the car spontaneously rusted.

    You did it, Nibbles! Now... chew through my ball sack!

    -Nerftoe