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As long as he doesn't try to dance.

Also look at this hilarious picture.

"What we've gone through in the last several years has caused some people to question 'Can we trust Microsoft?'" - Steve Ballmer

"I don't know what a monopoly is until somebody tells me." - Steve Ballmer

"I think it would be absolutely reckless and irresponsible for anyone to try and break up this company [Microsoft]." - Steve Ballmer

"We [Microsoft] don't have a monopoly. We have market share. There's a difference." - Steve Ballmer

"Accessible design is good design." - Steve Ballmer, Microsoft, CEO, June 13, 2001

"I have four words for you: I LOVE THIS COMPANY, YEAH!" - Steve Ballmer ballmer_dance.mpg

You can't make this stuff up.

Welcome to Microsoft Airlines, your Stewardess today will be Steve Ballmer.

I can already picture it: Steve Ballmer, the stewardess, approaches the unaware traveller and screams: "Hey, you, I... LOVE... THIS... COMPANY... YEAH YEAH! HOOOO WHOOOO WHOOOHOOO OWHOOO WHOOOO HOOHOHOOO HOOO OH YEAH HOOOW HOOO WOOOOO WHOOOO..."

Dance monkey boy, dance...

I Can't wait.

Come on MS when are you going to do it? :)

See it for yourself:

Here or Here too

Oh ya!
You've got to love the Monkey Boy video!!!

See it for yourself:
Here or Here Too

Bush may look like a chimp, think like a chimp and even walk like a chimp, but Ballmer can do all that, and...

only he can truly dance like a chimp!

Click here for actual video footage of a Microsoft exec feeling the Spirit! Hallelujah!!!

so does this make Balmer some sort of weird Dancin' Jesus?

Mike

... Go Ballmer, Go

Of his ADHD problem?

More links for the video

I was hoping to see Steve Ballmer jumping around some stage yelling 'Plumbers! Plumbers! Plumbers! Plumbers!'

for those who don't have a clue, here is the video of the original.

developers?

Still hilarious after all these years.

More like

Bill: Nobody wants dotnet!
MS Marketing : Let's rename it and fool the bastards
Ballmer: * dances *

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I reckon it's Bill. He's actually a bit of a liberal at heart (look at Slate and all the money he donates to UN health programs), and now he's horrified by what Microsoft has become. Having lost control of the company to the brutal apelike Steve Ballmer, he's looking for ways to subvert it.

Bill is trapped, a prisoner in his own machine. His best chance for freedom is to destroy it. Won't you help Bill? Won't somebody think of Bill?