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Microsoft Identifies, Patches Another Critical RPC Hole

Dynamoo writes "Microsoft have another critical vulnerability in the Windows NT/2000/XP/2003 line of OSes, allowing a remote attacker to run arbitrary code. In other words, this probably carries about the same risk as the well-documented RPC hole exploited by MSBlaster and Nachi. A Knowledgebase article is also available. Given the experience of the RPC exploit, this probably gives administrators a couple of weeks to patch all the systems in their organisations. Again. Shucks, we haven't even finished patching the RPC flaw yet." You might want to keep your laptop's batteries charged; this NewsForge article suggests that the Blaster worm may have played a role in the August 14th blackout affecting the eastern U.S. Update: 09/10 20:41 GMT by T : Reader AcquaCow suggests that administrators with multiple machines to patch visit Microsoft's Software Update Services (whitepaper), a tool for "managing and distributing critical Windows patches."

604 comments

  1. www.nccomp.com/whatif-1.html by Supp0rtLinux · · Score: 1

    Now they don't have to wait. Who says MS isn't dependable? http://www.nccomp.com/whatif-1.html

    1. Re:www.nccomp.com/whatif-1.html by Illbay · · Score: 3, Funny

      WTF is the matter with you? Don't you know that ALL articles concerning OS problems, features, perks, discounts and fantasies are now required to start out with an obligatory SCO joke?

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    2. Re:www.nccomp.com/whatif-1.html by sg_oneill · · Score: 2, Funny

      WTF is the matter with you? Don't you know that ALL articles concerning OS problems, features, perks, discounts and fantasies are now required to start out with an obligatory SCO joke?
      Ok! Ok!

      *Ahem* Geeeze, you think Microsoft programmers are buying there crack from SCO.

      Happy? :)

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    3. Re:www.nccomp.com/whatif-1.html by Illbay · · Score: 1

      Thanks. I for one am pleased to see /. celestial harmony suitably restored.

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  2. BOHICA by pheared · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dupe? :-)

    1. Re:BOHICA by Fammy2000 · · Score: 4, Funny

      MS security patch articles are never dupes. Each one is a new, unique flaw.

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    2. Re:BOHICA by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      This one even goes over old ground and repatches the places other patches dont touch :)

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    3. Re:BOHICA by pheared · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Heh. "0, Offtopic" for a joke.

      Got humor?

    4. Re:BOHICA by jea6 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Jeesh, some people just don't get it. I got it, though. Thx 4 the chuckle, pheared. Offtopic my arse. If I could only MM that.

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    5. Re:BOHICA by pheared · · Score: 1

      Appreciated. :-)

    6. Re:BOHICA by afidel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wrong, the flaw is in the methodology of development and testing. Unchecked buffers aren't hard to eliminate. Tools like Purify will find 90% of them automatically, a good code review will find most of the rest. Look at FreeBSD, only one remote exploit in how many years??? It CAN be done, MS just doesn't have the will, because they certainly have the resources.

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    7. Re:BOHICA by aridhol · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Look at FreeBSD, only one remote exploit in how many years???
      s/Free/Open/
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    8. Re:BOHICA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cant M$ write a virus themselves that would patch each system the virus passes by?

    9. Re:BOHICA by RoundSparrow · · Score: 0, Troll


      Yes, OpenBSD has had few flaws in the default remote install.

      It also: has way less features than Windows 2000 / XP. Comes with many services turned off (good pratice for a server product).

    10. Re:BOHICA by nstrom · · Score: 3, Informative

      OT (and not trying to troll), but Windows Server 2003 surprisingly comes with pretty much every service disabled; you have to explicitly enable "server roles" to enable services like file sharing, VPN, HTTP, SMTP, etc.

      I run Linux at home but work at a Microsoft shop, so I take what I get. I'm no Microsoft zealot, but it looks like things are shaping up a bit in Microsoft's latest generation of products. Or at least it looked that way until I found out about the new, another more different DCOM exploit.

    11. Re:BOHICA by Neon+Spiral+Injector · · Score: 4, Funny

      And because I felt like a little pain one day, I installed Windows Server 2003 on a machine. I was impressed by the fact that it did seem everything was pretty much turned off be default. But 45 seconds later (as I was downloading the patches) I got the dialog box warning me the machine will be rebooted in 60 seconds.

    12. Re:BOHICA by LordSah · · Score: 1

      Did you disable the security enhancements for Internet Explorer? I found that the web was unusable because that thing was so locked down.

    13. Re:BOHICA by unnique · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not nit-pickin, just to confirm things, wasn't it OpenBSD with the one-hole-in-7-years record?

    14. Re:BOHICA by StewedSquirrel · · Score: 1

      As it should be, it's a SERVER. :-)

      Surfing on a server is at best, something to be avoided on a regular basis and at worst, a big big no-no.

      Just MHO.

      Stewey

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    15. Re:BOHICA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Offtopic Mod is the pseudo "Unfunny Joke" Mod.

      In otherwords, have you got humour?

    16. Re:BOHICA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet you still have that "having to use Administrator mode" a lot. RunAs doesn't do everything. If you didn't have this a lot of problems may not exsist.

    17. Re:BOHICA by pebs · · Score: 2, Informative

      how is this a troll? does someone not understand sed?

      he is correctly pointing out that it is OpenBSD (not FreeBSD) who claims one remote root exploit in 7 years.

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    18. Re:BOHICA by afidel · · Score: 1

      What exactly can't you do with run as? I have never run into a situation where I HAD to be admin.

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    19. Re:BOHICA by afidel · · Score: 3, Informative

      You and the others are correct it was OpenBSD with the one exploit record, though I don't believe Free has had many more.

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    20. Re:BOHICA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, because we should be afraid of taking a piece of software that's only supposed to display a markup language out onto the net.

      Honestly now. It's not like the web client needs any real permissions to the machine. It shouldn't have overflows and weaknesses in it. Any weaknesses in it shouldn't compromise the whole system.

      I want to browse on my server. If I just ran into a line in a configuration file I don't understand, I'm going to fire up Google and look it up. Explain to me why that shouldn't be done from the console of the server. Gods, I need to browse from the console, copy/paste has saved my life on more than one occaision.

    21. Re:BOHICA by Keeper · · Score: 1

      Yes, because we should be afraid of taking a piece of software that's only supposed to display a markup language out onto the net.

      With IE in lockdown mode, that's all it does -- no active x controls, no java, no javascript, no cookies, no nothing ... everything except HTML and images is turned off.

      Honestly now. It's not like the web client needs any real permissions to the machine.

      It doesn't. Run it as a user other than admin and disable the lockdown stuff (easy to do) and you're "ok" from a security perspective.

      It shouldn't have overflows and weaknesses in it. Any weaknesses in it shouldn't compromise the whole system.

      If you've ever seen a browser crash, it has a bug in it. Overflows/weaknesses are just forms of bugs, and are as likely to exist as any other.

      I want to browse on my server. If I just ran into a line in a configuration file I don't understand, I'm going to fire up Google and look it up. Explain to me why that shouldn't be done from the console of the server. Gods, I need to browse from the console, copy/paste has saved my life on more than one occaision.

      If that's all your doing, then why do you need to anything more than HTML & image support? Check the little "don't show me this warning again" box, and move on...

    22. Re:BOHICA by brucmack · · Score: 1

      That's not quite true... they didn't have the will, but are now (finally) getting their act together and fixing these problems.

      Yes, the patches are annoying, but maybe they've finally learned something.

    23. Re:BOHICA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, even with Win2003 server you still have to plow through documentation that prints out to about two inches single sided, which lovingly details even more services to turn off. And of course the central problem remains: the MOMENT YOU TURN A SERVICE ON, you're vulnerable. This latest is just a rerun on the same RPC/DCOM hole of some weeks ago. We are a windows shop, support 350+ machines, and all but about four of our 16 servers are Windows variants. And right at the moment, I can assure you, I and my staff HATE MICROSOFT WITH A BURNING, ETERNAL PASSION! We cannot get any productive work done anymore. We spend over half our time simply trying to identify and apply patches, and make sure we have not missed machines, and trying to catch staff with laptops and persuade them to let us update them. OH, and did I mention that because of all of this, which is inducing sleepless nights because we try to feel responsible about the resources we manage, that we all HATE MICROSOFT WITH A BURNING, ETERNAL PASSION! I am planning a pilot to see if I can run RedHat 9.0 as a desktop and deliver all required institutional services, including even running certain Windows apps under WINE and other emulators. We cannot take much more of this. Microsoft should be the subject of a class action lawsuit, and the court should issue a restraining order barring them from any new OS feature or application development until such time they can certify to a reasonable level of acceptability that their $DEITY-forsaken excuse for software is safe enough to plug into the Internet. Right now, it is not. Period. End of discussion.

    24. Re:BOHICA by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      ATI drivers on Win2K REALLY don't like being run as admin. They need to be logged in as admin (and then, they still don't work)

      OT, but does anyone know of a WORKING Win2K ATI Rage 128 Ultra driver for the Dell Dimension 4500 (I sure as hell didn't pick that model - this is for a box at my school)? Dell has an XP driver (on 2k, it says that I need Windows XP), and DriverGuide.com has a driver that shows the splash screen, and then stops working.

  3. Been there, done that... by DavidBrown · · Score: 5, Insightful

    MS update downloaded the patch and it's already installed. It seems to me that hardly anyone is hearing about these bugs nowadays until after MS updates Windows. The lesson here (other than the obvious and silly "Don't use Windows") is to run MS update.

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    1. Re:Been there, done that... by pheared · · Score: 4, Funny

      Unless you are one of the poor suckers, er, I mean System Admins who has to maintain some Winboxes.

      It's not like MS has had a perfect track record with stable, non-machine crashing updates.

    2. Re:Been there, done that... by pmz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The lesson here (other than the obvious and silly "Don't use Windows") is to run MS update.

      Windows Update is a mixed blessing where each time it is run the user is gambling that it won't break his system. The safest route with Windows is: install the OS and applications and then leave it alone for maximum stability. Then, put the damn thing behind a non-Windows firewall or leave it disconnected from the Internet entirely.

    3. Re:Been there, done that... by Col.+Klink+(retired) · · Score: 5, Informative

      In some places, we actually test that all of our critical applications will continue to run after applying patches to the OS rather than just blindly applying every patch and hoping nothing breaks.

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    4. Re:Been there, done that... by sould · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The lesson here (other than the obvious and silly "Don't use Windows") is to run MS update


      All very well for your little toy box, but you shouldn't assume that a solution that works for you at home will scale up to a production environment.


      Windows update breaks things. Unexpectedly and unpredictably.

    5. Re:Been there, done that... by FearUncertaintyDoubt · · Score: 5, Insightful
      And anyone who has ever been burned by a MS patch that caused more problems than it prevented will tell you that you should never be the first guy to install a Windows patch.

      The reality that BillG refuses to acknowledge in his public statements is simply that you cannot "just install the patch" in an enterprise environment. It takes time. Time to evaluate the risks of installing vs. not installing, time to test (and resolve any issues that come up), time to develop a deployment plan, time to actually implement the deployment plan, and time to audit and follow up with everyone who 1) has somehow avoided installing it, 2) is a dial-up user and can't download it easily, 3) had their machine utterly crash after the patch was applied.

      Don't blame sysadmins. Blame MS for releasing patches which step on the heels of the deployment of the previous critical update. When a new patch comes out every 2 weeks, and a deployment may take 3 weeks, you've got a problem.

    6. Re:Been there, done that... by EvilStein · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, that's not the lesson. The lesson should be "Make www.microsoft.com/security" your homepage. :P

      Windows Update can really break stuff. Example: Compaq Evo n600 laptops with our Windows 2000 build. That ATI driver that shows up in Windows Update causes a BSOD on restart. You have to revert to the previous version of the driver.

      Running Windows Update and going click-happy can cause more harm than good sometimes.

    7. Re:Been there, done that... by JesseL · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's great if you totally trust all your users and aren't concern about local exploits.

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    8. Re:Been there, done that... by The+Old+Burke · · Score: 3, Funny
      From the slahdot header:
      Given the experience of the RPC exploit, this probably gives administrators a couple of weeks to patch all the systems in their organisations.

      Shouldn't that have been:
      Given the experience of former RPC exploit, this probably gives administrators who don't know what they are doing a couple of weeks to ignore this patch for all the systems in their organisations.

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    9. Re:Been there, done that... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      The lesson here (other than the obvious and silly "Don't use Windows") is to run MS update.


      are you nuts? well for a home user.. ok I agree with you.

      Me? Nothing Past SP3 for windows 2000 is allowed here except for security updates. because many things that make us large sums of money break because of bugs in SP4 or bugs in the apps we use.

      "get the vendor to fix your apps", you might say.

      My only response is .... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

      Vertical apps are almost never fixed by the vendor. and no you CANT go to their competitor... there ARE NO competitors..

      Tis the life in Corperate...

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    10. Re:Been there, done that... by daniel_isaacs · · Score: 1

      Good Idea. Only Bellsouth had our network down for most of yesterday. When I got in the office this morning, the already MS03-026 patched network was teeming with something Norton thought was Welchia, but couldn't stop. Enough traffic that our Checkpoint FW was knocked offline trying to keep up with it's internal interface.

      Whatever this is (I don't know if it has been identified), it kicked our ass before MS even released the Security Bulliten.

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    11. Re:Been there, done that... by Kibo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wouldn't you then run the risk of a dual use machine like a PDA or a laptop bringing in a worm and crushing the soft pink nakked interior of the network within your boarders?

      And wasn't security by wishful thinking the impetus for the problem to begin with?

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    12. Re:Been there, done that... by L1ttl3p1gg3 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      M$ Update is great and works fine as long as you are on broadband. If your not, it takes hours to update your system from a clean install - IF the end server doesnt end up zapping your connection.

      One of my clients are in this exact situation - they are on dialup simply because their business is in the sticks and there is no broadband avaliable. They got hacked into a few weeks ago because of these bugs and holes - the solution instead of serious money (compared to dialup), is to simply install Linux everywhere for them, and put Windows into a "clean room" implentation with VMWare...

      Moral: M$ Update only works if you have the resources - otherwise your screwed and YOU WILL SUFFER!

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    13. Re:Been there, done that... by Xerithane · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Windows Update is a mixed blessing where each time it is run the user is gambling that it won't break his system.

      This happens incredibly infrequently, especially considering the amazingly large amount of systems that run Windows.

      I use Windows Update consistently for my Windows box, and it works great and reliably. The FUD surrounding the "user is gambling" anecdotes is amusing though. I can only remember them releasing one patch that was truly borked.

      But, if you believe the safest route to Windows is to leave it unpatched behind any firewall I hope you are never in charge of any networks. I'm sure even your non-Windows machines are amazingly insecure and waiting to be exploited.

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    14. Re:Been there, done that... by Florian+Weimer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Windows Update is a mixed blessing where each time it is run the user is gambling that it won't break his system.

      At least Windows Update doesn't have this big fat warning that Office Update displays before you can download any patches. It basically says that the update might deliberately break your Office installation if you've got an illegal copy.

      No wonder most people hesitate to install these upgrades.

    15. Re:Been there, done that... by gethane · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yes, the love ms blaster hotfix provided by MS broke my network laser printing system. That was fun. First patch 200 systems, then have to fix network printing on them all..

      Joy Joy.

    16. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Wow, it must be cool to live in a fantasy world, Jack.

      The day a worm makes it into your network -- whether via POP or cleverly crafted SMTP or laptop or VPN or whatever -- well that should be one hilarious day.

      It will probably be your last day on the job, too.

    17. Re:Been there, done that... by bigjocker · · Score: 4, Funny

      I installed this patch instead!!!

      It never gets old ....

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    18. Re:Been there, done that... by Dynamoo · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Yeah we had some dumbass user run Windows Update on their Compaq Evo laptop, download all the critical updates (which was OK) and updated drivers (which was not). Result? Blue screen of death. Smart move.

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    19. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Running Windows Update and going click-happy can cause more harm than good sometimes.

      Well it's either BOHICA f-me-very-much-Mr-Hacker

      or BOHICA f-me-very-much-Mr-Gates

      Either way, I'm screwed. Might as well be of my own doing.

    20. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what, because most people don't have legal copies of office?? I haven't had it break my illegal install yet... (knock on wood)

    21. Re:Been there, done that... by afidel · · Score: 4, Informative

      NT4-SP4, NT4-SP6, and about a dozen hotfixes half of which couldn't be rolled back. MS DOES release dodgy patches, about one a year, and a lot of the time they can't be undone so you have to ghost the drive and start all over.

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    22. Re:Been there, done that... by jfroot · · Score: 1

      You know what.. that's exactly what I was doing. Then yesterday some bozzo came into the office and jacked in a laptop into the same VLAN as those winboxen. wammo.. Winchea virus all over the place.

    23. Re:Been there, done that... by bmajik · · Score: 4, Insightful

      All things considered, _you_ are better off running windows update. Your "safe route" is a terrible idea. How does your firewall protect against an IE vuln, where your unaptched machine uses IE to request a page with malicious code in it ?

      Ooops.

      Patch your machines, or, let automatic updates do it for you.

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    24. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Already installed patch.

      Yes, *you* did. I'm still swamped by 2000-odd
      copies of Sobig.F *per day* - a 200 Mbyte denial-
      of-my-ISDN-service at the cost (to me) of several
      hours of connect time.

      I think these flaws are not "holes in an otherwise
      secure OS" - it's a deliberate attempt by MS to
      prevent Free Software Developers to practice their
      trade.

      Toon Moene (current GNU Fortran maintainer).

    25. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Except:

      I had a client that just bought a laptop after the MSBlaster fiasco. Of course it hadn't been patched for MSBlaster yet. He setup dial-up networking, started the update, and was infected with MSBlaster before the update could finish downloading!!!

      The only way I got him working was to use the restore disk and then update him behind my firewall. That for your MS update!!

    26. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      use Windows Update consistently for my Windows box, and it works great and reliably.


      Are you sure about that? Perhaps you're just not using the part that broke. One of our customers had their entire network b0rked by the patch for the msblaster hole. One Win2k box still won't even boot up. On top of that Windows Update routinely screws up, and thinks you have something installed which you don't. I ran Windows Update on a server 10 minutes ago and it said I needed the msblast patch, despite the fact that I installed that patch 4 weeks ago.

    27. Re:Been there, done that... by bombom · · Score: 1

      Yes because it is Microsoft's fault that ATI released faulty drivers.

      And that is besides the fact drivers are never in the critical updates section. How is using windows update to get the bad drivers diffrient from getting them from ATI's site and hosing the system?

      But don't let facts get in the way of your bashfest...

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    28. Re:Been there, done that... by Frostalicious · · Score: 1

      The lesson here is to run MS update.

      I thought that was good advice too, until last week when I ran it to protect from the Blaster worm. After installing the patch, my webserver stopped working! I had to fiddle with my security settings to "work around" it. The problem is detailed here:

      MS patch breaks IIS

      MS hasn't fixed this one yet AFAIK. So what can I do now. I'm screwed if I patch, or if I don't patch.

    29. Re:Been there, done that... by Jim+Hall · · Score: 1

      >> Windows Update is a mixed blessing where each time it is run the user is gambling that it won't break his system.

      > This happens incredibly infrequently, especially considering the amazingly large amount of systems that run Windows.

      Ironically, I'm actually hoping for it to happen. My work laptop is dual-boot with Win2000 and RedHat Linux. I boot into Windows about once a week to patch it against the latest vulnerabilities. Why? In case I have a need to run Windows again for some short time (maybe a mystery file that I can't edit in Linux??) I don't want to worry about whether/not my Win2000 is vulnerable.

      But I haven't actually used Windows in about a year. So I've been very liberal with my installing of patches, just waiting for it to hose my Windows partition. Gee, then I'd have a really good excuse to blow away Windows entirely.

      -jh

    30. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I realize this is a joke, but I'm kind of tired of seeing it on here. I ran Windows Update on 3 Win2k servers before msblast. 2 of them were patched properly, the 3rd wasn't patched at all. I just ran it on all 3 again, and 2 found patches that needed installed while the 3rd said it was up to date. Running it again found the patches I needed for the 3rd one.

      Given the "oh so helpful" descriptions of MS Patches ("This patch fixes a security hole which allows remote execution of code") and the sheer volume of them, it's a lot harder than most people think to keep boxes up to date. I'm just glad I only have 3 to maintain now, instead of the 80 or so I had at my last job.

      Thank Xenu for FreeBSD.

    31. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Testing apps to make sure they run after the patch" is code for "make busy work to keep IT weenies employed." If you are running apps that follow MS best practices the chances approach zero that a security patch will break your apps. Of course if you are running code written by amateurs who use undocumented system calls then you probably should test everything over and over and over.

    32. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone connected an infected laptop inside our firewall. Luckily, we do patch our machines.

    33. Re:Been there, done that... by arkhan_jg · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I've been bitten three times by windows security patch problems. The first was the NT4 sp6/sp6a debacle. The second, much more insidious, was the problem caused with the windows xp hotfix that caused a significant slowdown.

      The last, and most problematic for me to track down, was not strictly a microsoft fault, but is still relevent.

      We run a ~200 machine windows 2000 client network. We also run a couple of virtual CDROM servers. Upgrading to service pack 3 a while back seemed to work fine, when I rolled it out with ghost with a batch of other updates, everything seemed fine. After a few weeks though, I noticed there were a lot of problems being reported with the machines locking up periodically. After much digging and testing, it turns out the client software for the virtual CD's had a bug on SP3.

      Yes, it was a bug in a third party application. But still, you can see why smart admins with big networks prefer to test patch rollouts rather than run every workstation with automatic updates enabled. Even if the patch doesn't break windows, it may well break something else that runs on it.

      Still, patches need to be rolled out eventually. Laptops will happily infect any system relying on firewalls alone.

      I still blame microsoft for writing code that so easily allows net-based root exploits though, that means we have to patch so damn much.

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    34. Re:Been there, done that... by YetAnotherDave · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm behind a very solid firewall on all my net connections (mix of linux and checkpoint)
      but I have this one gaping hole: the VPN connection to the rest of the corporate network

      Firewalling that is a bit more complicated... :(

    35. Re:Been there, done that... by Lispy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Errr...maybe because Microsoft CERTIFIED the buggy driver?

    36. Re:Been there, done that... by Electrawn · · Score: 3, Funny

      You forgot the infamous NT4-SP2, which broke more than it fixed.

      Must be related to the star trek movies some how, I see a pattern here..

    37. Re:Been there, done that... by DA-MAN · · Score: 1

      Or worse yet, how about the road warriors. Laptop users running Windows may get bit at home when using their DSL and bring it into work the next day. Makes for a pleasant surprise.

      That is probably one of the worse idea's I have ever heard.

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    38. Re:Been there, done that... by DA-MAN · · Score: 1

      Actually in all the enterprises I have worked in, it was a lot simpler than that.

      1) Test Update
      2) Approve Update on SUS
      3) ???
      4) Profit

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    39. Re:Been there, done that... by Lshmael · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you have read the Windows Update EULA, you would realize that if you have an illegal copy, you have no rights. Examples here and here.

      That said, I do not think that most people that do install upgrades do so because they have illegal copies. They are simply blissfully ignorant of the possible consequences, seeing viruses, trojan horses, and worms as simply bad luck. When so afflicted, they simply say, "I hate computers," not realizing that it was all avoidable.

    40. Re:Been there, done that... by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Come off it, even Microsoft doesn't follow their stated "best practices". The only best practice is to reformat and install something else, anything, else.

      And the message is getting out. I've seen a few columns where the writer states "While Linux and Mac users had a calm week, Microsoft users were brought to their knees by ...[insert latest worm/patch/bug/fix/virus] ... and spent the last week fixing their systems, again."

      Makes me wonder how they have any time to do anything else (it also explains why most of the /. crowd uses linux - we just happen to have the extra time b/c we're not patching, not fixing other boxes, etc.)

    41. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is as follows:

      + ATI doesn't go out of their way to "recommend" the latest driver to end users. 99% of the time, users don't need an updated driver.

      + Windows Update hardware detection is shite. On my old Dell laptop, it would recommend the video driver for a Unisys Minicomputer. On my current system (Dell, again), it recommends the wrong sound driver.

    42. Re:Been there, done that... by BakaMark · · Score: 1

      Testing to see if your system at least works, is something that should be done, no matter what OS that you are patching.

      It does not matter if the software is provided by a large corporate, or from Open Source contributors. Verifying that the system is able to work after applying an important "alteration" such as a security patch is essential.

      Note: sometimes the test is as simple as ensuring that your can actually boot up, and everything loads without crashing, and checking the logs to see if anything did not start. Then perform some of the "regular" things that you normally do with that box, if it be sitting in front of it, or accessing it as a network device.

      If the Microsoft patches for RPC screwup, then you are potentially in trouble for some Administration tasks that rely upon RPC protocol. Sometimes it is worthwile to check on what it was that was patched, but don't be too suprised if something else that you would think is completely unrelated is affected.

      It is also important to actually plan what it is you are going to do when there is a complete screwup and at least make preparations. Such as backing up critical data, configs, etc.

    43. Re:Been there, done that... by ewhac · · Score: 0

      Never never never never install drivers offered by Windoze Update. Unless the hardware vendor is Microsoft, they know exactly squat about how to write drivers for your hardware.

      Always obtain device drivers from the hardware vendor themselves.

      Schwab

    44. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      When you finish high school and pursue a career in IT, you'll have a chance to learn firsthand about the long and well documented history of Microsoft patches breaking systems. And if you get to be one of the lucky ones to apply such a patch, you'll also see, firsthand again, how a business can be brought to its knees.

      My guess is that you'll find it Real Hard(tm) to decide what's worse: feeling angry about being fired, feeling angry toward Microsoft, feeling incompetent, feeling bad for ruining the work activities of a few hundred/few thousand co-workers, feeling bad for making your boss lose money, or just feeling stupid for having made uneducated, ill-informed comments on Slashdot.

    45. Re:Been there, done that... by Hecubas · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes, those were some doosies, but then again you're talking NT. However, I'm pretty sure MS Software Update Services (as in the package for sysadmins to distribute patches, as mentioned in the summary) does not automatically install Service Packs. I've got about 40 Windows 2000 workstations automatically updating with SUS and they are still on SP3. On top of being configured with SUS, you can control what patches get rolled out to your organization by manually approving the updates. Seems to work for those who like to test before rolling out changes.

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    46. Re:Been there, done that... by caspper69 · · Score: 1

      It's not usually my style to call out an AC, but isn't it true that if a laptop was recently purchased, it would probably have XP? Well, doesn't XP have a built-in firewall? Am I also not mistaken that a computer is not vulnerable to MSBlaster if a firewall is running? I know the firewall is not enabled by default, but your way seems like an awful lot of trouble...

    47. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I remember two broken pathces.
      The first broke TCPIP.
      The second broke Windows Update.

    48. Re:Been there, done that... by doorbot.com · · Score: 1

      Errr...maybe because Microsoft CERTIFIED the buggy driver?

      The point is that the original poster was complaining that Windows Update installed a driver which caused problems for the system. What said poster did not mention was that Automatic Updates only installs security updates (or what Microsoft calls "critical" updates). The ATI driver is in a separate section on the Windows Update site, and it is not even a "recommended" update. If the original poster is trying to bash Microsoft because of Windows Updates, they chose a poor example. While I agree that Microsoft shouldn't have certified a faulty driver, that is not relevant to the RPC vulnerability (and subsequent security update) announced today.

    49. Re:Been there, done that... by Spellbinder · · Score: 1

      so you printed over a exploit?? :P

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    50. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "one patch that was truly borked."

      yea, and that one borked patch = 1/2 billion served.

      and 99.99999% (yea that's seven nines) of those borked are completely computer ignorant.

      is this what you want out of a public utility?

      only to fuck up a half billion people with each yearly bork?

    51. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NT4? What, no NT3.51 boxes in your state-of-the-art facility?

    52. Re:Been there, done that... by perly-king-69 · · Score: 1

      And if it doesn't work?

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    53. Re:Been there, done that... by Battle_Ratt · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sometimes it's not very obvious what is breaks. We lost a raid controler with the last one, and ended up thinking it was the HD's that failed and bought new ones. It wasn't until the new set of drives didn't work that we dug into the update issue. BTW, this was on one of our primary servers, and took considerable time to sort out with many people spinning their wheels. And no, we couldn't test it first, because not every company can afford to keep an extra 20k server lying around just in case microsoft decides to break a very obscure component driver.

    54. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, put a Sonicwall or something between each workstation and the switch.

    55. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Install this patch instead.
      http://www.staff.uiuc.edu/~ehowes/resour ce2.htm#EB URGER
      Disable DCOM for those machines that don't need it.
      This is an old patch.

    56. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course Linux updates are always flawless and never cause any problems.

    57. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > If you have read the Windows Update EULA, you would realize that if you have an illegal copy, you have no rights.

      Criminey crickets, I'd think you'd know that without reading the EULA. I mean, duh.

    58. Re:Been there, done that... by Col.+Klink+(retired) · · Score: 1

      > And if it doesn't work?

      You fix it. In some cases, MS patches have been at fault and you wait for the next one. In other cases, you have to modify your own application.

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    59. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny I can think of three recent patches that cause havoc on a network only one of which they pulled and fixed.
      The other two updates cause havoc on wireless networks. Guess you don't have one of those.

    60. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dont use IE is the first method. it seriously is a bad werbbrowser, its feature poor, and bug ridden. what a wonderful combo. ooohhhh but you can get horrible plugins that do a poor job at adding features.

    61. Re:Been there, done that... by frozenray · · Score: 5, Insightful
      This happens incredibly infrequently, especially considering the amazingly large amount of systems that run Windows.

      I use Windows Update consistently for my Windows box, and it works great and reliably. The FUD surrounding the "user is gambling" anecdotes is amusing though. I can only remember them releasing one patch that was truly borked.
      Where I work, this baby nearly slipped through QA (the error only occurs on certain levels of the Compaq RAID firmware, and the three original test servers had a newer revision of the firmware). Good thing one of the guys in QA (bless him) decided to do a little additional testing (and we use a staggered deployment scheme anyway), or we could potentially have faced 400 BSODing production servers.

      The fact that WU works fine for your single box (as it does for mine) unfortunately says nothing about the regular deployment of patches in a 36'000 seat / 800 server corporate network such as ours, even if stringent QA procedures are in place. Keep in mind that security fixes mean tighter security settings and that those can lead to application problems which can be very hard to find without an inordinate amount of QA.

      And by the way, SUS 1.1 might be fine for a small to medium network, but falls miserably short for large installations. We're praying that 2.0 will be better suited to our purposes because handling the pressure from the IRT case manager (who wants to deploy every fix immediately) and production (who doesn't tolerate downtime due to patch distribution) is not fun at all.

      Last but not least: having things like DBMS file systems in future OS releases might be cool - but we can live without them. Me, I'd settle for an OS with less bugs and security holes, thank you very much.
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    62. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Recently unemployed ? :)

    63. Re:Been there, done that... by A+Big+Jerk · · Score: 1

      Obviously you don't develop Windows applications. On W2K, I have had two "critical updates" and SP2 break one of our homegrown applications.

      On that note, this really sucks. This application uses RPC and COM+ extensively. I get f'ing sick of hearing about these patches and scrambling to test them before I am forced to patch.

      Don't tell me not to write code for Windows - I need my job...

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    64. Re:Been there, done that... by mickwd · · Score: 2, Informative

      So here we are, wondering why users won't keep up to date with security updates, and you call someone a dumbass just for trying to install some of those patches from Windows Update.

      How are they supposed to know they're only supposed to download the "critical" ones? Not everyone who uses windows is a system admin - nor should they be.

      Good job you don't work for me. Comments like this made at work would probably get you at least an unofficial verbal warning.

    65. Re:Been there, done that... by fermion · · Score: 1

      unless you are on the truly poor suckers who have to maintian production winboxes.

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    66. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you'd been logged in, I would have modded you up.

    67. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. Arrogant AND ignorant. Must be high school. ::rereads:: or Management. Assuming being cautious is "make work" indeed...

    68. Re:Been there, done that... by mickwd · · Score: 1

      Unless, that is, you work somewhere that has a strict policy on the applying of updates (e.g. the IT department tests them first, before applying them), and employees were made aware of this policy, and informed of just what was their responsibility to do, and what was that of the IT department.

      And this "dumbass" broke those rules.

      But then, of course, in an environment like that, you wouldn't just give out admin rights to every dumbass, would you ?

    69. Re:Been there, done that... by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 1

      What the one you [ahem] left [ahem] a few weeks back?!

      ;P

    70. Re:Been there, done that... by sniser2 · · Score: 1

      It would seem that the lesson here actually is not to use Microsoft OSes.. waiting until the shit hits the fan and windowsupdate gets hacked for real seems dumb to me =/

      As a compromise, I suggest as teh lesson of teh day an old computer with a router linux on a floppy disk =D

    71. Re:Been there, done that... by sniser2 · · Score: 1

      I use Windows Update consistently for my Windows box, and it works great and reliably. The FUD surrounding the "user is gambling" anecdotes is amusing though. I can only remember them releasing one patch that was truly borked.

      Yeah, you. Are you the average majority, ridden with random apps and spyware and sporting 7000 icons on the desktop?

      But, if you believe the safest route to Windows is to leave it unpatched behind any firewall I hope you are never in charge of any networks. I'm sure even your non-Windows machines are amazingly insecure and waiting to be exploited.

      How is this +5 informative? Unless there is an exploit for DNS or ftp auth I'd say you're kinda safe. Of course exotic needs demanding exotic firewall configurations might differ. Using windows update doesn't make it amazingly secure, it just stirs the shit :>

    72. Re:Been there, done that... by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 1

      This happens incredibly infrequently, especially considering the amazingly large amount of systems that run Windows.

      Whilst I'm not completely disagreeing with you, and one risk vs. another, running Windows Update is probably best, it *does* seem to cause problems sometimes. E.g. I've got an old RedHat 7 box running Samba that I used to be able see from my Windows 2000 Pro box... except I no longer can. I know I didn't change the RedHat config. (I hardly ever power the machine up!) so I'm kind of thinking its probably due to MS's tinkering with the SMB protocol (as they do).

      So yeah, running Windows Update is best from the perspective of security, but you do still have to run tests first. This increases cost. And thus it ain't as simple as just running Windows Update.

      Just my 0.02 GBP

    73. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've used Win 2K in the past...

      Service Pack 1 - Caused the machine to randomly lock up during shutdown. When it did, it corrupted some file Windows needed to boot. Not even the system console could revive it. Reinstalled until I figured out it was SP1 causing the problem.

      Service Pack 3 - MAJOR problem with my IDE controller. Random BSOD every 2-3 hours on a previously rock solid system. Luckly I was able to roll-back this one and forgo a reinstall.

      After that I gave up and went to Gentoo...

    74. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not long ago. 100 years is long ago. None of his arguments have been refuted yet, so there it's completely ridiculous to say he's running out of arguments -> buzz off troll and keep sucking corporate dick.

    75. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm, how large is your sample size? Sounds like one.

      I manage a small department, about 75 systems. Five have been blown up by WindowsUpdates over the last 18 months. I dunno, sounds like almost 10% failure rate to me....

    76. Re:Been there, done that... by Tony-A · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hehe. Hehe. Sorry, but you can laugh or you can cry. Laughing's better.
      Russian roulette with Microsoft patches. Sorry, I gave up that game 2-3 years ago. I feel safer on my unpatched NT Workstation (with a few tweaks so it doesn't run worms/viruses so good anymore).

      Given the "oh so helpful" descriptions of MS Patches ("This patch fixes a security hole which allows remote execution of code") and the sheer volume of them, it's a lot harder than most people think to keep boxes up to date.
      If the description said what was fixed, and what files were replaced to fix it, and what those replacement files were, exactly, then you would at least be able to determine if the patch "took" or not. By withholding that information, the patches look like they work, whether or not they actually did anything. It's essentially impossible to unpatch if necessary.

      Running it again found the patches I needed for the 3rd one.
      If at first you don't succeed, try try again. ;-)
      Gives a lot of faith in their update process, eh wot? [bad attempt at Brittish humor]

    77. Re:Been there, done that... by Xerithane · · Score: 1

      Obviously you don't develop Windows applications. On W2K, I have had two "critical updates" and SP2 break one of our homegrown applications.

      I have one Windows application that is out, but no, primarily I am a unix developer. I haven't had any problems with it under Win2K but we keep all our systems in sync.

      I really don't know jack shit about it, as my app is written in Qt and does most of the stuff on a UNIX server.

      Sorry I can't feel your pain.

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    78. Re:Been there, done that... by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 1

      Use Mozilla Firebird.
      Upgrade now!



      NOW DAMN IT!!!! ;)

    79. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the first live server we tried to patch after some testing crashed (this was our patch distribution server too)

    80. Re:Been there, done that... by perly-king-69 · · Score: 1

      You fix it. In some cases, MS patches have been at fault and you wait for the next one.

      My point precisely. If it breaks something you have to leave your system unpatched and vulnerable. I guess you could always try talking to MS developers directly...oh sorry, you cant.

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    81. Re:Been there, done that... by Tony-A · · Score: 2, Funny

      Of course if you are running code written by amateurs who use undocumented system calls then you probably should test everything over and over and over.

      You mean Microsoft Software?

    82. Re:Been there, done that... by Xerithane · · Score: 1

      Are you the average majority, ridden with random apps and spyware and sporting 7000 icons on the desktop?

      Eh, probably. I play games on that box. It isn't trusted on the network. I don't really care about it much. I can format it and reinstall my games and be fine.

      How is this +5 informative?

      You see, Slashdot distributes tokens for potential moderators. When enough tokens are acheived by any user, they get moderation "privledges." The ability to moderate comes partially at random, but depends on what type of activities you do. After being chosen to be a moderator, you have five moderation points to be used. My guess is that 4 people agreed to moderate it up, and the last one decided to moderate it up +1, Informative. I hope this clears the air for you.

      Unless there is an exploit for DNS or ftp auth I'd say you're kinda safe. Of course exotic needs demanding exotic firewall configurations might differ. Using windows update doesn't make it amazingly secure, it just stirs the shit

      Or if you don't setup your firewall rules correctly, and allow someone to gain access to the masq boxes or quite a few other things that can happen.

      People who think that Windows == Insecure and Non-Windows == Secure tend to not know what Secure and Insecure really are.

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    83. Re:Been there, done that... by Afrosheen · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'll take Feeling Stupid for 500, Alex.

      Ooh! Daily Double!

    84. Re:Been there, done that... by Afrosheen · · Score: 2, Funny

      I would imagine that part of your troubleshooting procedure should've been checking vendor's sites for updated drivers. You should know better by now. The Windows driver world isn't static, it's ever-changing, because Microsoft is constantly finding new and imaginative ways to break systems. That's why YOU have a job. :)

    85. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not if you only install critical updates, the other windows updates can break your system sometimes though.

    86. Re:Been there, done that... by ilovebacon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Microsoft doesn't write the drivers on windows update. The drivers found there are submitted by the vendor of the hardware.

    87. Re:Been there, done that... by Battle_Ratt · · Score: 1

      True. However in our company it is not unusual to loose 1 or more HD's per month. When you do loose a HD, the first thing we do is to try it in another box. Because it was part of a RAID, we couldn't just pop the drive into another machine to test it.
      It actually ends up being cheaper to just replace the HD's first and recover from a ghost than to spend time checking every other option just to find that is in fact 99% of the time, really a failed HD.

    88. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, I'm seriously sorry for all you guys working in third world companies that can't afford to upgrade their OS's, but bitching about patches for NT4 is lame.

    89. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously you don't develop Windows applications that aren't easy to break.

    90. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Microsoft has gotten much better at not borking systems with patches.
      For a home user, Windows Update works fine.

      In the corporate setting, this is not hard either.

      If you run Microsoft software, Then you need to have a patch deployment plan. Simple. If you do not, you are a hazard to society.

      Here? I have a small test network set up using spare hardware and some vmware stations. Here, I will hammer out and watch for any serious software conflicts. It's also a good idea to watch mailing lists like NTBugTraq or Focus-MS, and look for anyone else having issues.
      Drivers? I don't update them. If they work, and are stable, I don't touch them. My server does not need the latest video-driver performance. Unless I need something specific, I find a version that is stable, and stay with it. Most of my crashes over the years are *not* directly Microsoft's fault. It's shitty drivers.

      Obviously no testing is perfect, short of having an economically-infeasible duplicate of your network. Thus enters Ghost.
      Before deploying patches, I ghost machines. If there is a problem, POOF! 30 minutes later, my servers are recreated.

      Critical patches go into a weekly update job, after testing for a few days.
      Non-critical patches go into an update job that fires twice a month.

      This, coupled with a firewalling policy that isn't completely brain-dead (Why is RPC coming in in the first place?), an intelligent policy for laptops (Company machines are patched and audited. Non-company machines can't connect to the network, thanks to 802.1x).

      I have never been infected with Slammer.
      I have never seen the likes of Blaster.
      I won't have any problems with (insert_dumb_virus_name).

      Thank you, and good night.

      R

    91. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the past 18 months you should have applied at least a dozen security patches. 12 x 75 = 900 patches installed. If you had 5 problems that's a 1/2 of 1% failure rate.

      BTW: 75 systems? What do you do the other 7.5 hours a day?

    92. Re:Been there, done that... by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      Unless, that is, you work somewhere that has a strict policy on the applying of updates (e.g. the IT department tests them first, before applying them), and employees were made aware of this policy, and informed of just what was their responsibility to do, and what was that of the IT department.

      That sounds familiar. Our ITS people forbid users to use Microsoft Update (although they really can't stop it) because it's too dangerous, so you have to set up an appointment to have a MSCE come and update your system (even during the recent outbreak) so a lot of boxes became infected. The same ITS department charges the other departments more if they install Linux on computers for "extra maintenance". Due to the problems accessing the MS site, it took the ITS people over 10 hours to upgrade my work machine. Meanwhile, I was working from home over the VPN on my Linux box. I suppose there's a moral in there somewhere, and it's probably got something to do with empire-building.

    93. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or in our case admins that don't have enough time already working 60 hour weeks!

      We just dropped 7k into this piece of software. www.shavlik.com. In 2 days where 3 people would be walking to halls and interrupting employees we can sit at our desks and deploy. While doing other daily maintenance that is needed.

    94. Re:Been there, done that... by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      > MS update downloaded the patch and it's already installed.

      Win2K requires a reboot so we're still in the same place we were last year. "Whats that funny globe doing down there?" It won't autoinstall if a reboot is required. It would be nice if it did install and put up a warning box that you should reboot the machine.

    95. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's nice you blame Microsoft for the Compaq raid update. It was probably on Compaq's site for 2 months before it hit windowsupdate.

      Driver level patches should always be taken into greater consider prior to installing. That's why they are never *critical* updates.

      And yes we have had problems with many Ati drives from windows update. But guess what? The same shit happens when we download it directly from ATI. It's always a 50/50 chance you smoke your video subsystem when applying their drivers.

    96. Re:Been there, done that... by wfrp01 · · Score: 1

      ...run MS update.

      Right. Good advice. But things are not so painless and automatic as you present. Should Auto Update automatically reboot (I've never seen a significant MS patch that didn't require a reboot)? How does Auto Update inform the users who are using your server that a reboot is immanent, so as to prevent possible data loss, etc.? Do you trust that all such activity will shut down gracefully, hurting no-one? And as others have mentioned, in MS's history, there have been patches that have caused more problems than they solved. Do you want to the first one on the block to install MS's latest patch? Or would you rather wait a day or two and see what happens to everyone else (leaving yourself exposed in the meanwhile). And just why, exactly, should every damn update require a reboot? Maybe because MS is hell-bent on glomming every bit and byte of technology into the OS itself. No better protection against an anti-trust lawsuit, right? "But your honor, that technology is integral to the operating system! It cannot be removed!" So reboot reboot reboot reboot. For hours and hours and hours. Yeah, what a wonder system Microsoft has concocted.

      The lesson here, your protests to the contrary, is "Don't use Windows".

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    97. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grandparent poster just got WTFPWNED

    98. Re:Been there, done that... by plugger · · Score: 1

      What dumbass gave him the administrator password?

    99. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you have read the Windows EULA, you would realise that if you have a legal copy, you still have no rights. Examples here and here.

    100. Re:Been there, done that... by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      Actually, thats exactly how we got it on our network at work. All desktops, etc. are behind a couple of firewalls. Someone used a unpatched laptop at home, got infected, came to work and plugged in.

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    101. Re:Been there, done that... by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      What does that have to do with anything? We're not talking illegal copies here. They can break illegal copies if they want to.

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    102. Re:Been there, done that... by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      I had a neat coincidence just now: I was reading the /. home page headlines, and when I got to the headline for this article, I noticed the system tray had moved slightly. Looking down I saw that the Windows flag icon had appeared, letting me know there was a new update.

      Turns out it was this one!

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    103. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our university had about 1000 boxes to update and had about 70 go black screen. That is a 7% failure with all using the MS update. Reimaging, recertifying licenses and the administrative load alone easily translated to a man year of effort. The IT section is just finishing box rebuilds now and many other staff lost data and access for considerable periods.

      Telling staff to go through another update may be tricky if that generates the same level of problems especially for those who have already been hit badly once.

    104. Re:Been there, done that... by coolhelperguy · · Score: 1

      And as I'm stuck here with a Windoze system (what, I don't have the old mac working as linux yet), I get a popup for new critical updates. Funny thing though... I'm using Windoze 98 (no RPC)... Hmm... wonder what other botched patches they've just released.

    105. Re:Been there, done that... by blastedtokyo · · Score: 1

      Ummm..the critical ones are on the "Critical Updates" section of the Windows Update page. They're automatically selected for installation after scanning so you don't even have to know what Critical Updates mean.

    106. Re:Been there, done that... by Hangman+Jim+99 · · Score: 1

      blah blah blah. Most users use linux. It takes months to patch windows boxes. Listen to yourself mate - your ranting.

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    107. Re:Been there, done that... by Hangman+Jim+99 · · Score: 1

      hehe - I work for a vendor like whom you speak of. The amount of testing required for our product if you apply a service pack for windows is enormous.

      Admittedly, we are a SCADA company and most of our servers should be behind firewalls and even on a physically seperate LAN.

      Our R&D dept. said "We're working on it, but if you dont screw up your network, this shouldn't be a problem".

      Our service dept. said, "Um, actually, lots of the product these days is on laptops. That go home. And connect unprotected to the net. Fix the product.

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    108. Re:Been there, done that... by ajp · · Score: 1

      The problem you had appears to be with the Compaq driver. The biggest problem of maintaining an OS is the impression some ISV's have that if something works, it's correct. There's something called "undefined behavior" and you can't rely on it. But people do, all the time.

      Where I work, we discovered that Windows XP won't reboot on Compaq AS 1000 (I think) systems. Firmware problem. Compaq assumed things which weren't guaranteed. They don't care: obsolete hardware (yet good enough to run XP, so not *that* old.)

      Granted, the biggest problem with writing for an OS is not knowing what's defined and what's undefined. But while MS documentation may not be the end-all-be-all it's not a problem unique to Windows.

      My advice? Don't use Compqa RAID arrays. Oh, wait, you can't: the company doesn't exist anymore. I wonder why???

    109. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great until the Windows Update worm hits in a few Weeks?

    110. Re:Been there, done that... by avgjoe62 · · Score: 1
      Actually, the last RPC patch blew my Win 2K home machine away. After a week and a half, I finally tracked it down to a confilct between the patch and the UMAX SCSI driver. Since I was left with a choice of no scanner or no patch, I removed the scanner.

      At work, I use this product You can set up paramemters for what machines get what level of patches and when; scan machines for vulnerabilities, and set up a sweep for your network to catch unpatched machines. The updates come to us, we push them as we decide, and set our own schedule to do so. St Bernard software has been doing this for years and it seems to work fine.

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    111. Re:Been there, done that... by Ritontor · · Score: 0

      Whilst on the topic of how shitty WU is, something that a lot of people tend to forget is that sometimes it simply doesn't work. I was trying to patch a win 98 machine the other day (don't ask...) and WU failed with some obscure error message each and every time. Turns out (after much hunting around) that the solution is to delete everything in c:\program files\windows update EXCEPT for the .xml file in the v4 directory. Oh, and for some reason, you have to do this every time you need to add another patch.

      Good one, MS. Real intuitive. I can't think of the last time apt simply "didn't work".

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    112. Re:Been there, done that... by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      I'm just running windoze on my PC in my dorm but i haven't had any problems with worms due to frequent patching and a combination of a NAT and software firewall (zone alarm) I don't see why corporate networks were affected by blaster... all ports not needed should be closed between the Internet and the Intranet

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    113. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given the "oh so helpful" descriptions of MS Patches ("This patch fixes a security hole which allows remote execution of code") and the sheer volume of them, it's a lot harder than most people think to keep boxes up to date.

      here is the full security bulletin. Did you see that "read more" link?

    114. Re:Been there, done that... by Kashif+Shaikh · · Score: 1

      Are you saying writing upgrade programs are easy? Or 'rolling-back' changes are easier? It's all fine and dandy when you're replacing static files, but dynamic files(i.e. migrating or de-migrating configuration files) are sometimes a nightmare especially when you can't test your scripts on machines with wacky configurations. And say bye-bye if you change format of stored data between versions.

    115. Re:Been there, done that... by Kashif+Shaikh · · Score: 1

      At least Windows Update doesn't have this big fat warning that Office Update displays before you can download any patches. It basically says that the update might deliberately break your Office installation if you've got an illegal copy.

      No wonder most people hesitate to install these upgrades.


      What the fuck are you talking about? A crack is going to either hack the .exe or .dll or fuck up Windows configuration in undefined ways. To have the "Windows Upgrade" to know all fucking changes is absurd.

      Kashif

    116. Re:Been there, done that... by davebo · · Score: 1
      And anyone who has ever been burned by a MS patch that caused more problems than it prevented will tell you that you should never be the first guy to install a Windows patch.


      LOL! My MO for the last 3-4 critical patches has been read about them, then wait for another guy in the hall (hi, Patrick!) to come by and tell me he's installed the patch and tested it out to make sure nothing major broke before I make a move to do the install.

      I keep wondering when he's gonna notice that I always let him be the guinea pig.
    117. Re:Been there, done that... by Nightlight3 · · Score: 1
      The FUD surrounding the "user is gambling" anecdotes is amusing though. I can only remember them releasing one patch that was truly borked.

      The recent SP4 upgrade for w2k has broken Terminal Services access for win9x clients -- their login is greatly slowed down and during the sessions, every few minutes the client goes into a non-responsive state for 30 seconds at a time (it looks as if something is timing out since the frozen state has regular duration). I suppose that's one way to induce customers to to buy the latest greatest offerings.

      Another thing broken by SP4 was Soft-Ice. I had to back off on couple development systems to SP3. Media Player 9 also broke Soft-Ice on some of the machines (via directx incompatibility).

      Also, the recent w2k upgrades have stacked up as many over 30 gratuitous Winsock 2 protocols (misc junk netbios backdoors, loopholes and performance drains) which you can see using WSAEnumProtocols(), as the sample dump below shows. Only the first are actually needed for full tcp/udp stacks. Deleting the rest manually via registry is a tedious and risky edit job through a huge tangle of cross-referenced, spread out far apart, gibberish, non-mnemonic keys. (That whole ensnaring labyrinth offers a glimpse into the "mind" of Microsoft.)

      [WinSock 2.0] [Running] Ver=0202 Hi=0202 MaxSock=0 MaxUDP=65507 (0)

      ----- Number of protocols=34 (BufLen=65216)

      0) F1=20066 PrF=08 PrID=E70F1AA0 CID=3E9 Ver=2 AF=2 MinA=16 MaxA=16 STyp=1
      PROT=6 MaxOfs=0 #PCH=1 NBO=0 SS=0 MsgSz=0 Prot=[MSAFD Tcpip [TCP/IP]]

      1) F1=20609 PrF=08 PrID=E70F1AA0 CID=3EA Ver=2 AF=2 MinA=16 MaxA=16 STyp=2
      PROT=17 MaxOfs=0 #PCH=1 NBO=0 SS=0 MsgSz=FFBB Prot=[MSAFD Tcpip [UDP/IP]]

      2) F1=22609 PrF=08 PrID=9D60A9E0 CID=3EC Ver=4 AF=2 MinA=16 MaxA=16 STyp=2
      PROT=17 MaxOfs=0 #PCH=1 NBO=0 SS=0 MsgSz=FFBB Prot=[RSVP UDP Service Provider]

      3) F1=22066 PrF=08 PrID=9D60A9E0 CID=3ED Ver=4 AF=2 MinA=16 MaxA=16 STyp=1
      PROT=6 MaxOfs=0 #PCH=1 NBO=0 SS=0 MsgSz=0 Prot=[RSVP TCP Service Provider]

      4) F1=2000E PrF=00 PrID=8D5F1830 CID=48A Ver=2 AF=11 MinA=20 MaxA=20 STyp=5
      PROT=-4 MaxOfs=0 #PCH=1 NBO=0 SS=0 MsgSz=FA00 Prot=[MSAFD NetBIOS [\Device\Nbf_{6A1EF529-5F57-4D4F-ACA9-8AF
      64C2184 E6}] SEQPACKET 4]

      5) F1=20209 PrF=00 PrID=8D5F1830 CID=48B Ver=2 AF=11 MinA=20 MaxA=20 STyp=2
      PROT=-4 MaxOfs=0 #PCH=1 NBO=0 SS=0 MsgSz=FA00 Prot=[MSAFD NetBIOS [\Device\Nbf_{6A1EF529-5F57-4D4F-ACA9-8AF
      64C2184 E6}] DATAGRAM 4]

      6) F1=2000E PrF=00 PrID=8D5F1830 CID=48C Ver=2 AF=11 MinA=20 MaxA=20 STyp=5
      PROT=-5 MaxOfs=0 #PCH=1 NBO=0 SS=0 MsgSz=FA00 Prot=[MSAFD NetBIOS [\Device\Nbf_{CAA5FE56-76F0-4790-8F74-7F0
      E935BCD C1}] SEQPACKET 5]

      7) F1=20209 PrF=00 PrID=8D5F1830 CID=48D Ver=2 AF=11 MinA=20 MaxA=20 STyp=2
      PROT=-5 MaxOfs=0 #PCH=1 NBO=0 SS=0 MsgSz=FA00 Prot=[MSAFD NetBIOS [\Device\Nbf_{CAA5FE56-76F0-4790-8F74-7F0
      E935BCD C1}] DATAGRAM 5]

      8) F1=2000E PrF=00 PrID=8D5F1830 CID=48E Ver=2 AF=11 MinA=20 MaxA=20 STyp=5
      PROT=-6 MaxOfs=0 #PCH=1 NBO=0 SS=0 MsgSz=FA00 Prot=[MSAFD NetBIOS [\Device\Nbf_NdisWanNbfIn{360CB71D-E75A-4
      AC1-9B8 7-97253DA8E0B6}] SEQPACKET 6]

      9) F1=20209 PrF=00 PrID=8D5F1830 CID=48F Ver=2 AF=11 MinA=20 MaxA=20 STyp=2
      PROT=-6 MaxOfs=0 #PCH=1 NBO=0 SS=0 MsgSz=FA00 Prot=[MSAFD NetBIOS [\Device\Nbf_NdisWanNbfIn{360CB71D-E75A-4
      AC1-9B8 7-97253DA8E0B6}] DATAGRAM 6]

      10) F1=2000E PrF=00 PrID=8D5F1830 CID=490 Ver=2 AF=11 MinA=20 MaxA=20 STyp=5
      PROT=-7 MaxOfs=0 #PCH=1 NBO=0 SS=0 MsgSz=FA00 Prot=[MSAFD NetBIOS [\Device\Nbf_NdisWanNbfIn{7E5822E4-F789-4
      FDA-870 2-D228ED44B95D}] SEQPACKET 7]

      11) F1=20209 PrF=00 PrID=8D5F1830 CID=491 Ver=2 AF=11 MinA=20 MaxA=20 STyp=2

    118. Re:Been there, done that... by gothicpoet · · Score: 1
      So you don't plan to include any email applications, web browsing, or any other applications that communicate with machines outside that firewall then? And that none of your users will bring in any laptops that have been outside of your network or any form of electronic media that's been used outside of your network?

      What kind of business can meet all of those conditions and get anything done?

      The philosophy you just espoused would be perfectly safe if you operate in an environment that is completely disconnected from reality.

      You may not like the patches and they may come with problems of their own, but if you run the Microsoft operating systems and you don't install the critical updates I would hate to be dependent on your network.

      The nasty thing about Microsoft vulnerabilities is that so many of them are things that people can take advantage of using email worms or automated attacks on common ports. (or both)

      It would have made a lot more sense if you'd just said that you didn't trust Microsoft patches so you were going to use another OS. I'm puzzled how your comment got rated insightful...

      The misery of Microsoft vulnerabilities spreads so badly because there are so many people who are willing to share.

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    119. Re:Been there, done that... by http · · Score: 1

      the thing about it is the writer could have easily worded it thus:
      "While Linux and Mac users had a calm _month_, Microsoft users were ..."
      and still be not far from the mark. what i find most disturbing is the nature of the exploits. sure, linux is not problem free, but consider: the last real 'problem' i can find on my mailing list * is an 'exploit' for wu-ftpd. it allows an attacker to run other programs with privileges of - get this - wu-ftpd. now, if you're running an anonymous ftp server, you _do_ have uploads disabled, don't you? eg wu-ftpd can't write? if'n i'm way wrong on this, i'm open to concise enlightenment.

      * which i cannot pretend to understand all of, i'm just a linux newbie

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    120. Re:Been there, done that... by Barbarian · · Score: 1

      you mean this file list on the information page?

      File Information
      The English version of this fix has the file attributes (or later) that are listed in the following table. The dates and times for these files are listed in coordinated universal time (UTC). When you view the file information, it is converted to local time. To find the difference between UTC and local time, use the Time Zone tab in the Date and Time tool in Control Panel.

      Windows Server 2003, Enterprise Edition, Windows Server 2003, Standard Edition, Windows Server 2003, Web Edition, and Windows Server 2003, Datacenter Edition: Date Time Version Size File name Folder

      23-Aug-2003 18:56 5.2.3790.80 1,183,744 Ole32.dll RTMGDR
      23-Aug-2003 18:56 5.2.3790.76 657,920 Rpcrt4.dll RTMGDR
      23-Aug-2003 18:56 5.2.3790.80 284,672 Rpcss.dll RTMGDR
      23-Aug-2003 18:48 5.2.3790.80 1,183,744 Ole32.dll RTMQFE
      23-Aug-2003 18:48 5.2.3790.76 658,432 Rpcrt4.dll RTMQFE
      23-Aug-2003 18:48 5.2.3790.80 285,184 Rpcss.dll RTMQFE

      Windows Server 2003, 64-Bit Enterprise Edition and Windows Server 2003, 64-Bit Datacenter Edition: Date Time Version Size File name Platform Folder

      23-Aug-2003 18:56 5.2.3790.80 3,551,744 Ole32.dll IA64 RTMGDR
      23-Aug-2003 18:56 5.2.3790.76 2,127,872 Rpcrt4.dll IA64 RTMGDR
      23-Aug-2003 18:56 5.2.3790.80 665,600 Rpcss.dll IA64 RTMGDR
      23-Aug-2003 18:56 5.2.3790.80 1,183,744 Wole32.dll x86 RTMGDR
      23-Aug-2003 18:56 5.2.3790.76 539,648 Wrpcrt4.dll x86 RTMGDR
      23-Aug-2003 18:48 5.2.3790.80 3,551,232 Ole32.dll IA64 RTMQFE
      23-Aug-2003 18:48 5.2.3790.76 2,128,384 Rpcrt4.dll IA64 RTMGDR
      23-Aug-2003 18:48 5.2.3790.80 666,624 Rpcss.dll IA64 RTMGDR
      23-Aug-2003 18:48 5.2.3790.80 1,183,744 Wole32.dll x86 RTMGDR
      23-Aug-2003 18:48 5.2.3790.76 539,648 Wrpcrt4.dll x86 RTMGDR

    121. Re:Been there, done that... by Keeper · · Score: 1

      the description said what was fixed, and what files were replaced to fix it, and what those replacement files were, exactly, then you would at least be able to determine if the patch "took" or not.

      They do. RTFA.

      . It's essentially impossible to unpatch if necessary.

      Search for Removal Information

    122. Re:Been there, done that... by beowulfcluster · · Score: 1
      I won't have any problems with (insert_dumb_virus_name).
      Famous last words.
    123. Re:Been there, done that... by loraksus · · Score: 1

      Unless you are one of the poor suckers, er, I mean System Admins who has to maintain some Winboxes.

      yeah, especially those who have those things called "jobs" . . .

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    124. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't you say set up network printing oh on a member server or domain controller, and then prepopulate the printer finder so the clients can fix themselves?

    125. Re:Been there, done that... by Oddly_Drac · · Score: 1

      "I use Windows Update consistently for my Windows box, and it works great and reliably. The FUD surrounding the "user is gambling" anecdotes is amusing though. I can only remember them releasing one patch that was truly borked."

      Don't mistake your experience as proof that there is a mythology at work. I'm a religious updater as soon as the vulnerabilities are patched, I'm at windows update...slightly miffed with them still insisting that I install moviemaker and messenger 4.7.

      So imagine my surprise when on the 11th August, my machine started rebooting.

      The patch was claimed to have been applied. But it wasn't.

      OTOH, I've found it convienient and useful, it's just the sheer number of updates that worries me.

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    126. Re:Been there, done that... by amcguinn · · Score: 1

      "can't afford to upgrade" is not the main reason why large institutions often run on old software infrastructure.

      The discussion here is how much can be broken in such an environment by a single security fix. How much do you think could be broken by upgrading from NT4 to W2K or XP? If the NT4 servers work, why would admins even consider going through this?

    127. Re:Been there, done that... by mpe · · Score: 1

      Come off it, even Microsoft doesn't follow their stated "best practices".

      No doubt Microsoft have also changed what they consider "best practices" over the years. So even if an app followed such guidelines when it was written this may no longer be the case.

    128. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn straight. Our PDP-11 has been going strong for 20 years and we're sticking with it.

    129. Re:Been there, done that... by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Because theres often staff who take their laptops home, get infected, and then bring their infected laptops in to work, where they proceed to populate over the local network.
      As for software firewalls, i understand many of these cost money, or atleast cost money for commercial use.. So buying 500+ copies to install on every machine of a corporate network would put the accountants off

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    130. Re:Been there, done that... by brucmack · · Score: 1

      The security bulletin gives much more detailed information than just "This patch fixes a security hole which allows remote execution of code", and the knowledge base article lists exactly which files are included and what their version numbers should be. You can quite easily check one of them to see if the patch installed properly.

    131. Re:Been there, done that... by Razmus · · Score: 1

      ... I hate to mention it, but there are third party software vendors (you know, little outfits like Computer Associates, for example) which don't automatically support every patch which comes out of the gate. I've encountered some patches which break third party software, and if the patch can not be uninstalled, the only choice is to restore from backup! On large production systems, I still have a little of the pucker factor, even when (or should I say especially when) the systems are in a cluster. Keeping systems patched and virus free is useless if they can't run the primary software for which they were acquired. *sigh*

    132. Re:Been there, done that... by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but Dell hardware is shite, too, so it could be either...

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    133. Re:Been there, done that... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      No, we just have so much more free time b/c of not having to patch/reboot all the client machines on a regular basis :-)

    134. Re:Been there, done that... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Which is why laptops should be quarantined before being allowed onto the corporate network again, or all laptops should be placed in a fenced off part of the network which is controlled by a firewall set up to filter our things like DCOM.

    135. Re:Been there, done that... by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

      Simply put the first rule of Windows Update is to not update your drivers through it. Everyone going there regularly should carve the following into the plastic on their monitor

      "IGNORE THE DRIVERS SECTION COMPLETELY"

      Oddly enough you can "personalize" Windows Update to not show you certain recommended updates but there's no way I've found to make it stop showing you those driver updates. Of course they're maybe the most dangerous thing on the page.

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    136. Re:Been there, done that... by lpret · · Score: 1

      Try 5000 boxes on a Residential Network at a University owned by kids who couldn't care less if BonziBuddy was on their machine. Now you start to see the nightmares that are going through my head.

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    137. Re:Been there, done that... by pmw57 · · Score: 1
      If the description said what was fixed, and what files were replaced to fix it, and what those replacement files were, exactly, then you would at least be able to determine if the patch "took" or not. By withholding that information, the patches look like they work, whether or not they actually did anything. It's essentially impossible to unpatch if necessary.

      So the information on http://www.microsoft.com/technet/treeview/default. asp?url=/technet/security/bulletin/MS03-039.asp is of no use?
      What about when you open the "Additional information about this patch" part of the page, where it has a "verifying patch installation" section, with useful things along the lines of

      If installed on Windows XP Service Pack 1:

      To verify that the patch has been installed on the machine, confirm that the following registry key has been created on the machine: HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Updates\Wind ows XP\SP2\KB824146.

      To verify the individual files, use the date/time and version information provided in the file manifest in Knowledge Base article 824146 are present on the system.

      Before you gripe about Microsoft at the least check your facts. If you don't you're going to be seen by their supporters as just another rabid dog, attacking anything that comes alongwi9thout justification.
      Come on man pick up your game.
    138. Re:Been there, done that... by Ciggy · · Score: 1

      It basically says that the update might deliberately break your Office installation

      Aha, we've found their anti-piracy policy: distribute a buggy, remotely hackable system and then require you to download the correct system via patches and totally mess up your install if it's not legit.

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    139. Re:Been there, done that... by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      To verify that the patch has been installed on the machine, confirm that the following registry key has been created on the machine: [Emphasis added]

      Good, something doable by a passing worm/virus or aberrent sysadmin is sufficient to verify that the patch has been installed.

      I'm sure there's a lot of information available. I'm sure all the bad guys know what it is and where to get it and are quite willing to take the time and trouble to get it.

      Come on man pick up your game.
      My "game" is watch and see just how Microsoft manages to self-destruct. I intend and expect to survive it. If you get enough people blindly and repeatedly patching anything and everything, surely there's something fiendish that can (and quite possible will) be done.

    140. Re:Been there, done that... by DA-MAN · · Score: 1

      As much as I agree with this...I must ask if you have ever worked in a corporate environment. In all the corporate environments I've worked in, a penny saved is a penny earned is how they operate. So, although I agree with this statement, I wouldn't be able to implement it.

      I work in a large data center, we don't even have a damn server jack for loading heavy servers into the racks. It doesn't matter to them that one workers comp case would more than pay for the jack. In corporate environments, people are the commodity.

      In addition the higher ups in their infinate wisdom would rather spend money to get cheaper equipment and pay me to get it to work for the next six months, than buy a solution that works as close to out the box as possible for a few thousand more. Forget that they spend a few times that on my salary that I could be doing something more productive like posting to slashdot.

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    141. Re:Been there, done that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shel Silverstein wrote your sig.

  4. jebus h flippin' christ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    there is no excuse for anyone having RPC holes like ports 135-139 available on the internet. stupidity.

    1. Re:jebus h flippin' christ by grub · · Score: 4, Informative


      Outlook and Exchange use TCP/135 to communicate. Not everyone uses a VPN to read their Exchange-served email when remote you know.

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    2. Re:jebus h flippin' christ by pmz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Outlook and Exchange use TCP/135 to communicate.

      Why?!?

    3. Re:jebus h flippin' christ by Jeremy+Allison+-+Sam · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So that they can use undocumented DCE/RPC calls to
      communicate and do the things you can do over IMAP
      of course !

      What, you thought Microsoft *wanted* to let Outlook
      do it's "special things" over a published protocol ?

      How would they force you to install Exchange then ?

      Jeremy.

    4. Re:jebus h flippin' christ by Florian+Weimer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      there is no excuse for anyone having RPC holes like ports 135-139 available on the internet.

      What about RPC holes like ports 80 and 443? (Thanks, SOAP!)

    5. Re:jebus h flippin' christ by grub · · Score: 3, Funny


      Because Microsoft wouldn't know an RFC if it fell on Bill Gates' head.

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    6. Re:jebus h flippin' christ by ReTay · · Score: 1

      Add to that Net meeting won't work if the above mentioned ports arn't open....

    7. Re:jebus h flippin' christ by cygnusx · · Score: 1

      If anyone allows clients to access Exchange over the public Net they're asking for it. Outlook Web Access is the way to go for that.

      (Or IIRC Exchange 2003+Outlook 2003, which works fully over HTTP without needing OWA.)

    8. Re:jebus h flippin' christ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about RPC Port 111? Many Linux and Unix distributions set that up by default.

    9. Re:jebus h flippin' christ by CerebusUS · · Score: 1

      True. But the minute someone brings an infected laptop inside your firewall, it'll run rampant if you haven't patched the workstations and servers.

      I know whereof I speak.

    10. Re:jebus h flippin' christ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Or IIRC Exchange 2003+Outlook 2003, which works fully over HTTP without needing OWA

      Doing RPC over HTTP isn't inherently safer than doing it over DCE. (Not to mention IIS's security record...)

      Windows includes IPSec and VPN software for a reason.

    11. Re:jebus h flippin' christ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ditto that times 1000

    12. Re:jebus h flippin' christ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What about RPC holes like ports 80 and 443?
      If you've managed to expose a Web service that contains a security flaw you should probably give up programming and go and dig roads or something instead.
    13. Re:jebus h flippin' christ by colenski · · Score: 1

      er, sort of. 135 is used to listen for client calls, then Exchange uses a random port. Any half-assed Exchange admin though will use this handy KB article to change the RPC and subsequent conversation to a known, predictable, and un-obvious port, then forward those ports thru the firewall. OWA is easier, though, and my users love it. They *prefer* OWA to Outlook. Fine with me - less work, integration with my intranet, and handy email virus control all rolled up into one.

    14. Re:jebus h flippin' christ by antiMStroll · · Score: 1

      What about behind the firewall? You really believe there are no other risks than the PIX when thousands share a corporate WAN?

    15. Re:jebus h flippin' christ by gothicpoet · · Score: 1
      Outlook and Exchange use TCP/135 to communicate. Not everyone uses a VPN to read their Exchange-served email when remote you know.

      The fact that it's possible to use Outlook over the open Internet to get into an Exchange server if you leave a dangerous port open through a firewall does *not* make it a good idea.

      If you want to use Outlook type functionality from your Exchange server remotely, use OWA. That's what it's there for.

      There are things that are possible with a *nix server across a LAN that are foolish to do over the open Internet. You can do them if you open up the port through the firewall but why would you do that?

      Same idea.

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    16. Re:jebus h flippin' christ by RudeyKewl · · Score: 1

      And when you let them use the VPN, how do you ensure that the PC on the other side is not infected?

    17. Re:jebus h flippin' christ by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      there is no excuse for anyone having RPC holes like ports 135-139 available on the internet. stupidity.

      The problem I have with that argument is this:

      You go to Future Shop, Staples, Target, whatever, and buy a computer, you get a system with Windows pre-installed, and a stupid little manual that tells you how to connect to the internet, and open Notepad.
      Nothing about patching.
      Nothing about viruses.
      Nothing about hackers.
      Nothing about firewalls.

      If someone installs Windows themselves, the installation program gives them tips about running Windows Update, and other things, but the people that don't install Windows themselves are the ones who need this information the most. Microsoft, along with any hardware company that sells pre-installed systems, is massively guilty of not pointing out the potential problems that can be caused by the product they are selling.
      You can say it's user stupidity that creates the problem, but it's really uneducated users. And the people who should have the responsibility to educate those users are pulling in money from selling 3.06GHz P4's to the little old lady so that she can email her kids, and not telling her anything about why you need to protect the investment so it doesn't cause horrendous problems in the future.
      Why doesn't the user's manual - the printed user's manual - for Windows give any information about securing your system? Do they expect home users of Windows XP to know that having port 135 open to the internet is a bad thing? Do they expect people to just automatically know that they're supposed to run Windows Update on a regular basis? No, they don't...but they don't want to possibly lose a sale, because somebody doesn't want to spend the extra $100 on a hardware firewall to protect an expensive piece of equipment that should have the ability to protect itself!

      --
      "City hall" in German is "Rathaus" Kinda explains a few things......
    18. Re:jebus h flippin' christ by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      You're missing the point. Those ports shouldn't be *open* to the network (ie, ready to accept connections) unless you explicitely enable it. This is equivalent to binding a socket to localhost by default. This would have stopped blaster, et al, in their tracks, since DCOM wouldn't be available for exploitation in the first place.

    19. Re:jebus h flippin' christ by CerebusUS · · Score: 1

      refusing to allow DCOM to the local network means refusing to allow windows networking and domain level logins. Not to mention a whole rash of really useful administration tasks.

      Now if you are arguing that MS's (actually DEC's) networking strategy is wrong, that's a whole 'nother kettle of fish.

    20. Re:jebus h flippin' christ by 4of12 · · Score: 1

      Or IIRC Exchange 2003+Outlook 2003, which works fully over HTTP

      I think I'm beginning to detect a trend here.

      With the way things are going, the whole damn Internet will be running over HTTP soon.

      Routers will simply discard any packets not on ports 80 or 443 as "malformed".

      --
      "Provided by the management for your protection."
    21. Re:jebus h flippin' christ by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Okay, I'll revise my point slightly. All *desktop* machines should have incoming DCOM disabled (and no, I don't think regular users on corporate workstations should be allowed to open up network shares). Remote admin is a different thing... but how many corps do remote admin on desktop machines these days? Especially in a historically Windows shop where this option was never available in the past, and hence probably isn't taken advantage of now. And who wouldn't be willing to trade off this capability for enhanced security?

      As for servers, yes, you need to keep DCOM open on those. However, limiting this to servers makes it far easier to manage, since there are fewer boxes to maintain at any given time, and you can control access to them more strictly.

      'course, if you don't agree with this, then at least disable incoming DCOM on XP Home and other joe-user targetted OS products. They will likely never need this capability, and they are far more likely to get infected by RPC-exploiting worms (since they far less knowledgeable, and probably don't run a firewall).

    22. Re:jebus h flippin' christ by CerebusUS · · Score: 1

      We're coming into agreement :-)

      Of course, in my job, I manage about 150 servers and about 120 desktops, so the servers are the majority of the systems I had to patch anyway.

      And I'd still leave RPC enabled on the workstations. I like being able to dip my hand into people's \\machinename\c$ every now and then to make sure they aren't doing Bad Things(tm)

      My last vector of infection here was a consultant's laptop. Since I'm not allowed politically to tell those people "no" and I can't convince the upper management of the advisability of a real security policy, my hands are stuck with patching things asap.

    23. Re:jebus h flippin' christ by cygnusx · · Score: 1

      > With the way things are going, the whole damn Internet will be running over HTTP soon.

      Hell yeah -- you can even tunnel SSH over HTTP these days.

      Long live the Intarweb.

  5. what a waste.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Awwww, more minutes wasted patching. Haven't they started patching our computers for us automatically yet?

    1. Re:what a waste.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't mind if they automatically patched windows as long as there was:
      1. An option to turn it off
      2. If 90% of patches didn't require a reboot.

    2. Re:what a waste.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can set the registry so that it doesn't reboot if people are logged in.

      Windows admins should know that.

  6. Todays /. Summary by grub · · Score: 5, Funny

    Today's /. Summary:

    Microsoft is poo. Of course you already knew that.

    SCO are lying, thieving gypsies. You already knew that too.

    Spammers are poo AND lying, thieving gypsies. Duh.

    Cubism is leet, imagine a beowulf of those!

    Java Web Services in a Nutshell is cool. Real geeks measure their O'Reilly books by the foot, not the title.

    RIAA uses P2P stats but cornholes 12 year old girls.

    Adrian Lamo surrended. Free Kev^H^H^HAdrian!

    Film scanners are cool.. but who, other than professionals, use film?

    SAGE confirms it, you make less than you should.

    Gnome 2.4 is leet. It even works on *BSD (which is dying)

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    Trolling is a art,
    1. Re:Todays /. Summary by mrtroy · · Score: 1

      can they just post that on their index.html?

      along with a lot of rants and nonsense and flames?

      and complaints like this one to a free service? hehehe.

      --
      [I can picture a world without war, without hate. I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it]
    2. Re:Todays /. Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks, man, I almost spit my lunch on my TiBook, that was so funny. Ahh...tears. Thanks for that.

    3. Re:Todays /. Summary by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Amazing. You got away with "thieving gypsies." Good thing that they are not an 'approved' victim group. You know enough to aviod such terms as "greedy Jews" or "lazy Negros" because that would be wrong. With Gypsies it is all in good fun.

    4. Re:Todays /. Summary by TedTschopp · · Score: 1

      Can you put togther a service so that I can keep up with the /. flavor of the hour?

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    5. Re:Todays /. Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are you the "latest fan" or a fan of the "latest fan"?

    6. Re:Todays /. Summary by micromoog · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Interesting corollary: using the verb "to gyp" is, strictly speaking, racist, given its roots.

    7. Re:Todays /. Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, that's an uninteresting corollary.

    8. Re:Todays /. Summary by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 1

      More interesting is that a number of people who would say "to gyp" would never say "to jew"--a verb connotating harsh dealings. And a word like niggardly has been driven out of the language for less reason; no one uses it because of what it rhymes with.

    9. Re:Todays /. Summary by sharkey · · Score: 1
      using the verb "to gyp" is, strictly speaking, racist, given its roots.

      Perhaps we should all use the phrase "to jap", then.

      --

      --
      "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
    10. Re:Todays /. Summary by swb · · Score: 1, Informative

      Desipte the PC radar reading you're having, in many European countries gypsies are a major pain in the ass, from a lying and stealing perspective -- which is why they still get shit on by most European police departments.

      It's not an issue as much in the US, since we don't have Roma gypsy populations like they do in Europe (especially Eastern Europe). But we have had run-ins with "Irish Travelers" in the US who usually perpetrate a lot of common scams.

      It's not like someone dreams these nasty things to say about other people up just to be nasty, they often have a very accurate basis in reality. Of course, this isn't PC to admit, but it is true.

    11. Re:Todays /. Summary by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 1

      True enough. And that is why it is especially important to point out the inconsistencies of the current PC accepted dogma.

      I am a reasonably good-natured fellow. I would never call anyone any one of the things I wrote above. But on the other hand, I view them to be more or less equal terms, and I would not call someone evil for stumbling into the wrong one either. Imagine what would have happened had the original poster called SCO "greedy Jews." That is quite an inconsistency, you have got to admit.

    12. Re:Todays /. Summary by Drakonian · · Score: 1

      Maybe I've just been here too long, but does it ever seem like 50% of the Slashdot stories are the same these days? Generally the categories are Microsoft sucks, SCO sucks, Spammers Suck, RIAA/MPAA sucks. I'm more interested in cool stuff or real tech news. At least we've been given a slight reprieve from the Linux Kernel 2.6.122.2.5.21 pre-alpha 4 is out. Maybe I should use those filter thingys.

      --
      Random is the New Order.
    13. Re:Todays /. Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You rawk!

    14. Re:Todays /. Summary by KyleW · · Score: 1

      I think the problem is that people are'nt aware that "to gyp" refers to gypsies and the stereotype surrounding that. I did'nt until someone pointed it out to me quite some time ago. Maybe you should take up the cause and educate people about the origins of the saying.

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  7. Wouldn't it be cheaper by deadmongrel · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wouldn't it be cheaper to unplug windows machines rather than patching them for exploits every other week. oops its every week now.

    1. Re:Wouldn't it be cheaper by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1
      New TLA:

      YAME - Yet Another Microsoft Exploit

      Oops, 4 letters, but you get the idea.

      --
      You are being MICROattacked, from various angles, in a SOFT manner.
  8. Ode to my router by mao+che+minh · · Score: 4, Funny
    As I depart from work, I shoot a shameful glance in my router's direction.....both of us know that he will be suffering again soon....I Love U, Blaster, SoBig, Melissa - the scares are still fresh in this running-config.

    I am sorry Cisco, for Microsoft has found a new RPC flaw - tonight your e0 shall be stretched wide like goatse.

    1. Re:Ode to my router by Basehart · · Score: 1

      As I depart my office I'll leave a rack of G4's turned on, connected to a remote server cranking through some video encodes, and my XP box unplugged from the wall and locked in a cupboard to try and stop those little people from sneaking in through the ports in the back and forcing me to spend an hour every morning dicking around with LiveUpdates and trashing returned emails I never even sent.

    2. Re:Ode to my router by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am sorry Cisco, for Microsoft has found a new RPC flaw - tonight your e0 shall be stretched wide like goatse.

      Wow...that is gross to think about..

      *Shudders*

    3. Re:Ode to my router by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I am sorry Cisco, for Microsoft has found a new RPC flaw - tonight your e0 shall be stretched wide like goatse."

      That is so fucking funny! HAHAHAHAHA! Nice one!

    4. Re:Ode to my router by BOFslime · · Score: 1

      I hope you've patched to 12.2

  9. Will it screw up my laptop again? by hackstraw · · Score: 1

    The last series of "fixes" from M$ seems to have placed my video driver on my laptop into a nonfunctioning state. I only boot into XP to use my winmodem and use it very rarely. I don't understand how ppl use M$ stuff exclusively on a regular basis. I guess they have those cars on blocks in front of thier houses, and think their gonna run some day too.

    1. Re:Will it screw up my laptop again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My car will run someday...

    2. Re:Will it screw up my laptop again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't understand why "ppl" who can't spell to save their lives would post and make it painfully evident to "teh" world that they indeed can't spell (or apparently, think clearly). I guess they have those computers in front of "thier" desks.

      And BTW, "M$" software works most of the time for most people, which is more than we can say for Linux.

    3. Re:Will it screw up my laptop again? by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      I dunno. I patched ms03-026 about 3 days after it released, and I didn't read any horror stories about it breaking something else. Somehow, I wasn't affected by Blaster. Now, ms03-039 is available. So in a couple of days, I'll patch with that too.

      People who had problems with Blaster 4 FRIGGIN WEEKS after the patch was released have nobody to blame but themselves. Every OS has bugs. Every OS gets patched. To write software of that magnitude, you need quite a few coders. And when you have quite a few coders, there will be a few unforseen problems when it's all compiled together.

      At the risk of being modded as a troll for this one, I would say that if UNIX had the marketshare instead of MS, then we'd see a ton of UNIX based worms/viruses. Or Mac for that matter. MS, who I agree has awful business practices, is just an easy target for rhetoric for those two reasons.

      The largest cause for the propagation of Blaster(including at the company where I'm a developer) was poor server/desktop administration.

      --
      Saying Android is a family of phones is akin to saying Linux is a family of PCs.
    4. Re:Will it screw up my laptop again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "and think their gonna run some day too."

      you missed one ;)

    5. Re:Will it screw up my laptop again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would say that if UNIX had the marketshare instead of MS, then we'd see a ton of UNIX based worms/viruses. Or Mac for that matter. MS, who I agree has awful business practices, is just an easy target for rhetoric for those two reasons.

      Bullcrap! This is the second buffer overflow problem in 2 weeks! After an agonizingly long list of buffer overflow problems in IIS alone! The mechanisms are well understood, the coding errors (in most cases) are obvious and tools exist to search source code automatically to locate them. In spite of their "increased commitment to security" (hah!), they still haven't bothered to use them!

      Read the bulletin from Microsoft: they didn't even catch the problem. Someone else did. After the beating they took from MSBlaster, shouldn't they be examining their system for further buffer overrun problems? I certainly would! and someone else out there was, otherwise M$ still wouldn't have found it or fixed it!

      Nah, the only thing that Microsoft's popularity has done is guarantee that, no matter how much they ignore security, their sales will never suffer.

    6. Re:Will it screw up my laptop again? by pantherace · · Score: 2, Insightful
      At the risk of being modded as a troll for this one, I would say that if UNIX had the marketshare instead of MS, then we'd see a ton of UNIX based worms/viruses. Or Mac for that matter. MS, who I agree has awful business practices, is just an easy target for rhetoric for those two reasons.

      Care to explain a reason WHY? How many linux worms have there been? And of the very very few, they were all targeted at Apache (which is not part of the OS), and if we include IIS in the windows category (which has a HELL of a lot LESS market share then apache) then any comparision will yield a result very bad for Microsoft. Not to mention that many Bug counts for Linux are agregate numbers (and not distro-specific) so the numbers are multipied several times.

      This also does not include the fact that Windows is very often a single-vendor solution. Windows (WS & Server), Exchange, Office, IE, IIS, etc. This amounts to a very homogenous environment, because there isn't another easy way to use Exchange with something else for the most part, or Outlook with a different server (I know projects that can (Evolution & Suse's open exchange (title?)) however, you have to be looking for an alternative. On Linux how many people use kmail, evolution, mutt, pine, webmail-type, etc etc? OpenOffice is pretty much a standard but even then we have Abiword, KOffice, LaTEX, etc etc, and afaik there is no OpenOffice email client. Desktop environments in general: CDE, GNOME, KDE, and a host of small projects. Not to mention UNIX systems (and linux systems) have a variety: RedHat Linux, Sun Solaris, IBM AIX, FreeBSD, Suse Linux, Compaq Tru64, etc. And processor arch: x86 (the majority), ppc, alpha, sparc, sparc64, mips, arm, ia-64, etc

      Linux/UNIX are not vulnerable to many of the same exploits as each other. How many .0x% of linux users got hit by an exploit in apache?

      Send me a virus: I will read it on an alpha in kmail, or on a sparc via mutt, etc. A worm/virus may hit a tiny percent of linux users, but how many have a setup compatible enough with the worm to actually get hit.

      It's called diversity, and you might want to look at biological models. The next windows worm that tells a computer to format it's hd if it's before a patch from microsoft may mean that a heck of a lot of windows computers die. Say a virus that has a timer of a day (give it time to replicate) then kills the host? Only those who have good firewalls won't die, which is, unfortunately, not the case with windows (as seen by the recent rpc bugs.) Black ICE for example doesn't block messenger by default, does it block anything else?

      A killer virus/worm could cripple most windows users, but would only kill a small percentage of linux users, unless the author very creative, and new a whole bunch of security holes in many different programs.

      Diversity. Diversity. Diversity.

    7. Re:Will it screw up my laptop again? by MarcQuadra · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that *NIX runs on different hardware breeds too, so any binary-based exploits would be thwarted by different machine code on different CPU archs. I don't think a non-script exploit for an x86 would work on a PPC (and vice versa) easily.

      --
      "Sometimes, I think Trent just needs a cup of hot chocolate and a blankie." -Tori Amos on Nine Inch Nails
    8. Re:Will it screw up my laptop again? by slyxter · · Score: 0

      Just install the patch on Marketing's machines first. That way, if anything goes wrong, there will be no lost productivity.

    9. Re:Will it screw up my laptop again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, that's assuming that the linux users know how to really secure their box.

      Linux doesn't make your computer secure, being a good administrator does. Just because YOU understand how to configure and securely use linux doesn't mean that someone else couldn't leave it with its pants down!

      Even Windows boxes can get relatively (enough to live with and not have to worry about) secure if administered properly.

      Imagine if the masses of stupid users with no idea how to administer their windows machines ran linux instead (and, really, wouldn't have any more clue in linux than in windows, just because they setup linux doesn't make them good administrators)?

      I betcha virus writers would find easy ways to infect their machines too! With linux and all. I'm sure they'd all be reading their email in plain text (yeah right). Besides, if they ever figured out how, they'd open their attachments and run them if the email told them to!

    10. Re:Will it screw up my laptop again? by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      Care to explain a reason WHY?
      Explain why to what? Why MS has the desktop marketshare? Because general users don't want to have to choose which distro, which gui, etc... They want it to work out of the box. Why Apache has the marketshare of webservers? Because general users don't run web-servers, and Apache is better.

      This also does not include the fact that Windows is very often a single-vendor solution.
      Another reason CTO's, general users, and the like, still go to MS for solutions. I'm not saying MS solutions are the best, but managing software from one vendor, with one type of license, is a hell of a lot easier for a busy person to manage than several from several.

      Send me a virus: I will read it on an alpha in kmail, or on a sparc via mutt, etc
      Once again, a Windows user could do the same. I have written my own web browser, but windows users could get amaya, or opera, or whatever. Mine won't use plug-ins... not very vulnerable. Also, if a script tries to run, I get a warning, and can block it. So what? My original point was POOR ADMINISTRATION, which you solve by using other programs to read mail, etc...

      A killer virus/worm could cripple most windows users, but would only kill a small percentage of linux users
      I'm both.. would I be partially crippled? I haven't been hit by a worm or a virus in YEARS. Not bragging, not lying, just stating the facts. I do know how to secure my boxes. It doesn't take long to figure out that linux users are, by default, more savvy computer users. My mother wouldn't have the first clue if I gave her a linux box, but she can run windows fine. Why? She uses it at work, her friends use it, it's simple. She'd have an easy time with a Mac too. But linux? Hmmmm, which distro? Which GUI? Which e-mail client? I only have three ports open on my router, and two of those are proprietary. I wouldn't have a problem with Blaster even if I hadn't patched. An OS is only as secure as the admin makes it. One could open all ports on a linux box and lo and behold, they'd get cracked/hacked soon enough.

      It's funny to me how once I say something about MS, I'm labeled a linux hater. Nothing could be further from the truth.

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  10. Fine journalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful
    "[...] Shucks, we haven't even finished patching the RPC flaw yet."

    Shucks, you only had a whole fucking month to do it before the exploit made it to the wild.

    You might want to keep your laptop's batteries charged; this NewsForge article suggests that the Blaster worm may have played a role in the August 14th blackout affecting the eastern U.S

    The always insightful Slashdot editorial byline. RTFA - the article (On NewsForge, no less, and framed with three Microsoft ads) says the worm crashed a Unix server. Score one for reliability of "real" operating systems - and unbiased reporting.

    1. Re:Fine journalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
      the worm crashed a Unix server.
      It says, to be more precise, that the worm caused high volumes of network traffic causing the Unix server to malfunction. This wouldn't have happened had they not bridged the office network with the power station network. Guess what machines were on the office network and what operating system they were running and hence how the network was clogged in the first place.
    2. Re:Fine journalism by buysse · · Score: 1
      Keep in mind that SCO (IIRC) and other vendors have shipped and used DCOM libraries for UNIX systems, as part of MS's (aborted) strategy to use DCOM to enable the enterprise... just like .NET now. Any non-Windows non-ia32 system wouldn't be exploitable (well, not by the existing worm), but may well be DoSable.

      Just because it's Unix doesn't mean that it's not Microsoft's fault. ;) I'll freely admit that I don't know that this is the case, but I do know that DCOM was ported to UNIX systems, and this seems a logical result.

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    3. Re:Fine journalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAHAHA! Did SCO just pop into your mind? Do you know for a fact who did the original DCOM implementation (not port) of DCOM to Unix? Or are you just trying to say "Unix crashed because SCO ported some evil M$ software to it"? Bwahahahaa!! Man, that's some fine piece of subliminal writing you came up with there.

    4. Re:Fine journalism by Bendebecker · · Score: 1

      "The always insightful Slashdot editorial byline. RTFA - the article (On NewsForge, no less, and framed with three Microsoft ads) says the worm crashed a Unix server. Score one for reliability of "real" operating systems - and unbiased reporting."

      100 million windows boxes crashing: $50 billion dollars
      1 Unix box crashing: $20 dollars
      Look on Gates face when he realizes his OS sucks: priceless
      Everything else you can get with IRC...

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      most of us won't be able to afford it.
      -- Lemmy
    5. Re:Fine journalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bullshit. unix is supposed to be invulnerable, or at least that's the spiel around here. bsides, that's a newsforge article. i expect them to use 'crippled because of a ddos-like scenario' rather than 'crash'. 'crash' means just that, 'crash'.

    6. Re:Fine journalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What the hell are you on? Most that know anything would never claim a computer to be immune to a DDoS attack...

      Let's see, when you say "crash" it means more to the joe-blow public than saying "malfunctioned". In the end, if it prevents that server from receiving information neccesary to carry out its function, for all means and purposes the computer has "crashed" to the public.

      In other words, the Newsforge article gives the technical failure to an audience in which the majority would understand those terms. If you stick "crippled because of a DDoS-like scenario" on CNN, you've just confused 90% of the readers.

    7. Re:Fine journalism by buysse · · Score: 1
      Ah, hell, I shouldn't feed the trolls, but this looks like fun... No, I don't remember the name of the company that ported it. I do remember SCO shipping it. IIRC, there are ports to HP/UX, Solaris, Tru64/OSF, and probably other systems.

      I don't think that it's likely that it crashed for that reason -- older boxes (UNIX and otherwise) could be taken down with a traffic flood as well, and if they're older boxes on a 100M network, you could probably crush them fairly easily with just random packets.

      I also do know that SCADA (sorry about the horrible page design, but can't be arsed to find a better link) systems in use by utility companies do use DCOM for communication between nodes. Example: iPower.

      I also choose to continue using the word port. Deal with it.

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    8. Re:Fine journalism by 1010011010 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      the [network traffic caused by the latest Windows-only] worm crashed a Unix server.

      Wow. Windows can crash other operating systems, in addition to itself. Sweet.

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    9. Re:Fine journalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of SCO's major selling points over the years is a high level of interop with Windows systems -- DCOM, LanMan, WTS, etc. So it's fair to single out SCO here.

    10. Re:Fine journalism by afidel · · Score: 1

      The REAL failing was twofold, the bridging of the production network which should have been isolated to the office network full of unpatched windows machines, the second was the use of antiquated 10Mb ethernet, we've had 100Mb for what, at least a decade?

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    11. Re:Fine journalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the crappy Unix box crashed, then? What a piece of shit.

    12. Re:Fine journalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shucks, you only had a whole fucking month to do it before the exploit made it to the wild. ... and how many Windows boxes needed to be patched?

    13. Re:Fine journalism by antiMStroll · · Score: 1

      Patching the one machine in your den or mom's basement is not in the same league as scrambling to fix 50-100 spread across 300 miles when computer support is only part of what your staff does for a living. And I know we have it easy. Frankly, we're really, really tired of working for the Microsoft Q&A department and I would start the push to drop Windows tomorrow if an alternative met our proprietary software needs.

  11. For those out of work by GarbanzoBean · · Score: 5, Funny

    Long live MS, the giver of work to all IT industry.

    1. Re:For those out of work by c1pher · · Score: 1

      "Long live MS, the giver of work to all IT industry."

      ...and headaches too!

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  12. I manage several XP machines by CmdrPorno · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And we weren't hit because they had the current patches and virus defs, plus they were behind a firewall. For the average Windows user, mandatory updates (OS and antivirus), and firewall defaulted to enabled should be the norm, so long as "power users" can disable this option. And services that are useless for the average user (such as DCOM) should be disabled. Those who want it can enable it, it's not that difficult!

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    1. Re:I manage several XP machines by WellAren'tYouJustThe · · Score: 0

      Well aren't you just the master of your Mom's basement.

    2. Re:I manage several XP machines by Rosyna · · Score: 1

      A firewall is useless if even one user has a laptop that he brings home with him. He gets infected, plugs the laptop into the network (behind the firewall). Bam! Unpatched computers behind the firewall get infected.

    3. Re:I manage several XP machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why the heck would I want to have every WinXP workstation use the "personal firewall"? If I had it on 'default' like you said, I wouldn't be able to manage a single workstation from across the network. So what would you do w/o any access when a user with an error calls up? You can't check the application/ system logs anymore. I'll spare you more examples, but there are many more examples of how a personal firewall on every workstation would suck.

    4. Re:I manage several XP machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you manage "several" XP machines, but they obviously aren't on the same network.

    5. Re:I manage several XP machines by CmdrPorno · · Score: 1

      Yes, they are. If one needs to share files or printers, one would disable the local firewall and rely on the other firewall in the router. Microsoft needs to add an option to the local firewall which will allow file and printer sharing, but block all other ports.

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    6. Re:I manage several XP machines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      File sharing uses dcom and or rpc.

  13. MS Software Update Services (SUS) by AcquaCow · · Score: 3, Informative

    MS has software available to patch vast numbers of machines from a central server.

    Software Update Services:
    http://www.microsoft.com/windows2000/wi ndowsupdate /sus/default.asp
    SUS Deployment:
    http://www.microsoft.com/windows2000/ windowsupdate /sus/susdeployment.asp

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    *makes note to limit user processes...
    1. Re:MS Software Update Services (SUS) by pe1chl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Before, you could just download the Windows Update fix on a single computer, check the firewall log to see what .exe was downloaded to perform the update, get that file and store it on your server, and run it from the logon script using a couple of flags for silent installation.

      With this update, Microsoft have disabled that!
      The .exe contacts a server at Microsoft, POSTs some info, and gets 80KB of data back in return. When you try to run the .exe on a PC without Internet connectivity, it fails.

      Is this to help us to quickly patch all systems?
      To force us to rollout that SUS system quickly (today) to be able to apply this patch?

      The ways of the force are getting more awful every day. How much longer are the customers going to accept this?

    2. Re:MS Software Update Services (SUS) by jimmer63 · · Score: 1

      It runs on IIS though! This is like opening a whole new can of worms. I work with MS products everyday. My servers are MS. I generally like MS products. (GASP!) But I'm no fool, IIS has more holes than swiss cheese.

    3. Re:MS Software Update Services (SUS) by pythian · · Score: 1

      Thanks for this link -- I kept meaning to grab it and put it in play, but also kept forgetting (;

      I really dislike MS admin'ing (or any, pretty much) but sometimes it's a necessary evil, at least there are some nice handy tools.

    4. Re:MS Software Update Services (SUS) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      With this update, Microsoft have disabled that!

      Dong, where is my automobile?

    5. Re:MS Software Update Services (SUS) by weave · · Score: 1
      No doubt SUS is a great tool, but it'd be nice if you had better control over deployment and checking status of client machines.

      Microsoft should look at redhat's RHN to see how to do remote patch deployment.

      Oh, and SUS doesn't patch Office hotfixes, and there's a critical one of them recently. RHN will also patch up applications if needed.

    6. Re:MS Software Update Services (SUS) by VertigoAce · · Score: 1

      There are ways of getting stand-alone patches that don't require an internet connection. At RPI when they were distributing 1300+ laptops at the beginning of the year (most likely more, but I don't have the numbers), they also gave out a CD containing the latest antivirus definitions and the RPC patch with a sheet of instructions on setting up and patching the laptop before hooking it up to the network. When I needed to do the patch later, I just used google to find the file and download it on a linux box to burn to a CD.

    7. Re:MS Software Update Services (SUS) by BlueAlien.Org · · Score: 3, Informative

      What the hell are you talking about? You can visit Technet to download the patch without looking through firewall logs to see what exe was downloaded. The same switches for silent/no reboot STILL work for this patch just as they always have.

      Try to research what you write before you go about spreading FUD about Microsoft's practices.

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    8. Re:MS Software Update Services (SUS) by pe1chl · · Score: 2, Informative

      There is a Windows 2000 downloads site but they provide very few fixes. Fortunately it turns out that the fix for this one is on that site and is working without the Internet link.
      But before, the fixes downloaded from Windows Update were actually the same files (only with a signature) as those available on the downloads site, but there were many more fixes on Windows Update.
      This fix seems to change that pattern.

      Well, in fact about every 10th fix changes a pattern. The naming convention, the commandline flags supported, whatever, they change it all the time.

      This MUST be to make life easier for the administrators!

    9. Re:MS Software Update Services (SUS) by PhreakOfTime · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I noticed this too. After the update downloads, the application tripped my firewall on port 80. Nowhere in the update does it specify that this will be needed.

      This bothers me for several reasons; 1) I administer many machines that are off site. They have been set up as tight as can be which keeps me from having to drive to the furthest ones which are over 200 miles away. Now I have to allow a program downloaded from a NON-SECURED web site to run freely while accesing the internet? How did this strike anyone as a good idea? 2) Well, there is no 2 just yet as I havent had time for all the negative consequences to hit yet.

      Im sure with a little tinkering, this can be resolved, hell Ill just put that IP into my routing table and hit it to a local box or something...

    10. Re:MS Software Update Services (SUS) by pe1chl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Do you think a patch tool that requires IIS and requires your server to be Windows 2000 is a nice handy tool?
      Our servers run NT4 and we don't run IIS. The Intranet runs on Apache (Linux).

      Fortunately we have our patch deployment tool that is just 20 lines of KIX script running as part of the LOGON script. Works every time, but unfortunately Microsoft does everything it can to attempt to break it. (see other replies in this subthread)

    11. Re:MS Software Update Services (SUS) by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      The set of patches distributed that way is different from Windows Update.
      When you update your system like that, and visit Windows Update, it will still list critical patches that you need to install.
      The switches for silent install come in 3 different flavours. They are different for Windows updates, Internet explorer updates, and other application updates (Office, MDAC).

      Only Gates knows what that is good for...

    12. Re:MS Software Update Services (SUS) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make sure some one is ther to reboot the system. At least one box did not come back up with a simple reboot. It had to be manually reset.

    13. Re:MS Software Update Services (SUS) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Subscribe to Microsofts alerts services e-mail list.

      Download the full .exe at:
      http://www.microsoft.com/technet/treeview/?ur l=/te chnet/security/bulletin/MS03-039.asp

      Save them to a local harddrive in C:\patches\KB824146 along with the 3 files below.

      Create two batch files, and a file called log.txt

      I use the following batch files to patch 500+ workstations and it works for ALL patches I've ever needed to push including W2k SP4, NT4 SP6a, Internet explorer upgrades, Office patches, etc.

      There are some requirements. You must have ADMIN rights to the remote machines. They must Be NT4, 2000, or XP workstations. You must be able to access the remote admin shares (\\PC\C$), and the users must not be LOCKED down. Some patches require deleting registry keys in RUNONCE or RUN. If your stations are very tight, this may not work. The service "Task Scheduler" must be running on the remote machines. This is installed with IE 5 and above. SOON comes from the NT resource kit. If you don't have it, replace the SOON command with AT which you should have, and change the 390 to a valid time such as 12:00.

      The batch files assume all machines have Windows installed on the C:\ drive in particular directories. You may need to modify this.

      Certain W2k patches require SP3 or above to be installed. If you install some of these patches on SP2 or below, some W2k stations will die.

      Try this at your own risk:

      ---Begin file:dist.bat---
      ECHO. > distlog.txt
      for /f "tokens=1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10" %%i in (log.txt) do call distcmd.bat %%i %%j %%k %%l %%m %%n %%o %%p %%q %%r
      pause
      ---End file:dist.bat---

      ---Begin file:distcmd.bat. Modify as needed.---
      echo=off
      echo %1 %2 %3 %4 %5 %6 %7 %8 %9 %10

      REM Add your SERVERS to this list
      REM Do not patch servers using this method.
      @IF /I %1 == AXIS GOTO END

      if not exist \\%1\c$\temp\ md \\%1\c$\temp >> logging.txt

      @echo %1 >> logging.txt

      if exist \\%1\c$\winnt\system32\ntkrnlpa.exe goto w2000
      if exist \\%1\c$\windows\system32\ntoskrnl.exe goto xp

      xcopy "WindowsNT4Workstation-KB824146-x86-ENU.EXE" \\%1\c$\temp\. /r/d >> logging.txt
      soon \\%1 390 ""c:\temp\WindowsNT4Workstation-KB824146-x86-ENU.E XE"" -q -m -z >> logging.txt
      goto end

      :xp

      xcopy WindowsXP-KB824146-x86-ENU.exe \\%1\c$\temp\. /r/d >> logging.txt
      soon \\%1 390 ""c:\temp\WindowsXP-KB824146-x86-ENU.exe"" -q -m -z >> logging.txt
      goto end

      :w2000
      xcopy Windows2000-KB824146-x86-ENU.exe \\%1\c$\temp\. /r/d >> logging.txt
      soon \\%1 390 ""c:\temp\Windows2000-KB824146-x86-ENU.exe"" -q -m -z >> logging.txt
      goto end :end
      rem exit
      ---End file:distcmd.bat---
      In the file named log.txt put in your machine names that you want to patch. Only patch Workstation using this technique.

      ---Begin file:log.txt---
      MIS01
      SHOP01
      SALES01
      ---End file:log.txt---

      This may seem like a pain in the but, however once you've got it working you can cut and paste this directory and make a few changes to push any patch that Microsoft releases. If the patch doesn't require -q -m -z, then use /q:a /r:n that covers 99% of them. Others will have the command lines in the Technet document.

      All rights reserved, 2003 ACMENEWS.COM LLC

    14. Re:MS Software Update Services (SUS) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ALL of the security fixes can be dowloaded as stand alone files:

      http://www.microsoft.com/technet/security/curren t. asp

      Combined with something like HFNetChk, there's no reason to use Windows Update if you don't want to.

    15. Re:MS Software Update Services (SUS) by turk182x2001 · · Score: 1

      SUS can work I'll give it that (if setup correctly), but it's not the end all solution, I managed a decent sized network (1400+ 2k desktops) that we ran SUS on, the trouble with SUS is that it's passive, pushes aren't initiated from the server instead the desktop looks to the server every so often for the update, not to mention the worthless logging and the inability to arbitrate bandwidth. And god forbid you just release patches without extensive testing first... Not that anyone does that until they learn the lesson the hard way and have to go touch 500+ desktops to fix them because someone releases an untested patch. Did I mention SUS doesn't deploy service packs either, or Office updates, or do much of anything else. Oh yeah no "legacy" OS support either, works with 2k or XP... If you want more you have to buy SMS... I won't even go there... Yes SUS can work, and is MUCH better than touching 1400 desktops to deploy a patch via sneakernet every other day. Used correctly it can work and may keep your systems up to date patch wise but it's definitely not a full featured solution.

    16. Re:MS Software Update Services (SUS) by DogRobber · · Score: 1
      We put up a SUS system about 4 months ago using 4 Dell Windows 2000 Servers (2 for workstations, 2 for servers) and managed to get all but skipped by the last two viruses.

      Our workstation setup is pretty much right out of the manual. We have a test pool server with about 50 clients hanging off of it state-wide that guine.... I mean test the updates for us. These boxes have a wide slice of the software we run at our various offices and include both windows XP and 2K machines. The test pool gets every update that comes to us through syncronizing with the MS servers. Our current testing cycle is 2 weeks.. though, we've been considering cutting this back to about a week. In this way we can insure that none of the updates muff any of our applications or database clients.

      The other workstation server is manually syncronized with the test pool server at the end of each testing period and has the rest of our workstations hanging off it.

      So far, I've been pretty happy with SUS. We still did some driving around following Blaster, but only because we felt the need to run fixblast on our NT workstations (And it gave us a chance to ck our GP settings. Of the 1600 workstations on this end of the state, we had approx. 18 workstations infected.

      Our Server side is pretty much set up the same way. 5 or 6 servers that run a variety of applications and functions in a test pool that get all the updates for 2 weeks, and 50 or so servers on a production SUS server that is syncronized with the test pool after the updates come up clean.

      SUS has some problems. Office support is obviously missing (though, I've heard it's listed as part of SUS 2.0) and SUS only picks up critical updates. We've evalutated products to fill those gaps (HFNetCHK Pro, Patchlink, etc.), but for the price, it's been worth the roll-out expenses.

    17. Re:MS Software Update Services (SUS) by weave · · Score: 1

      Yeah, don't get me wrong. SUS is definitely worth the deployment effort, and it's dead simple to deploy if you have active directory already. It could just be better, that's all! How can Microsoft let Redhat show em up?! :)

    18. Re:MS Software Update Services (SUS) by Nailer · · Score: 1

      Cool. All I need is the Unix port...

  14. Bring it on... by gleffler · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is great. 3 remote root holes in less than a month!

    You question, "how can MS spin this positively?" They can call it "remote code execution" - sell it as a feature: "With this feature, anyone, anywhere in the world can run programs on your machine! Use it to get back at your enemies and to play pranks on your friends! Great fun for all!"

    1. Re:Bring it on... by AEton · · Score: 4, Interesting

      With this feature, anyone, anywhere in the world can run programs on your machine!

      You're kidding, but that's actually pretty close to what they say:

      "A security issue has been identified that could allow an attacker to remotely compromise a computer running Microsoft Windows and gain complete control over it."

      "A security issue has been identified in Microsoft Windows that could allow an attacker to see information in your computer's memory over a network."

      "An identified security issue in Microsoft Data Access Components could allow an attacker to compromise a Microsoft Windows-based system and then take a variety of actions. For example, an attacker could execute code on the system."

      This is after about a week of Windows Update not working because at some point it screwed itself-- the "New Windows Update Software required" dialog kept coming up in place of anything useful. (The fix is, among other places, here). Yikes!

      --
      We recently had heard in the office over one of the Yellow Machine that's made by Anthology Solutions.
    2. Re:Bring it on... by inertia187 · · Score: 5, Funny

      "What we've gone through in the last several years has caused some people to question 'Can we trust Microsoft?'" - Steve Ballmer

      "I don't know what a monopoly is until somebody tells me." - Steve Ballmer

      "I think it would be absolutely reckless and irresponsible for anyone to try and break up this company [Microsoft]." - Steve Ballmer

      "We [Microsoft] don't have a monopoly. We have market share. There's a difference." - Steve Ballmer

      "Accessible design is good design." - Steve Ballmer, Microsoft, CEO, June 13, 2001

      "I have four words for you: I LOVE THIS COMPANY, YEAH!" - Steve Ballmer ballmer_dance.mpg

      You can't make this stuff up.

      --
      A programmer is a machine for converting coffee into code.
    3. Re:Bring it on... by Linker3000 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Remote execution of code on multiple machines? Imagine a Beo..er..XP cluster of those!

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    4. Re:Bring it on... by Greyfox · · Score: 1
      I think it means they finally decided to look at their code.

      Somewhere deep in the bowels of Microsoft
      Programmer: Holy SHIT! Was the guy on crack when he wrote this?
      He scrolls down a few lines and finds the comment, "Was on really bad crack when I wrote this. I think my dealer put rat poison in it. I think he's trying to kill me..."

      --

      I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

    5. Re:Bring it on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because only Windows has known vulnerabilities.

    6. Re:Bring it on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's worse than that.

      Equivalent in Linux:

      Hole in SSHD
      Hole in sendmail
      Hole in X windows

    7. Re:Bring it on... by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Look at my sig.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
    8. Re:Bring it on... by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      This is after about a week of Windows Update not working because at some point it screwed itself-- the "New Windows Update Software required" dialog kept coming up in place of anything useful.

      Whatever. It's been working for me and all machines I administer.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
    9. Re:Bring it on... by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      Whatever. It's been working for me and all machines I administer.

      How do you like the new EULA terms that prohibit disclosing .Net performance benchmarks?

  15. Irony... by Clinoti · · Score: 2, Funny

    "There is no such thing as completely secure software." Phil Reitinger, Microsoft senior security strategist. http://www.msnbc.com/news/964552.asp?0cv=CB10 Note the PR spin, somehow the words: Working and Microsoft got dropped in that sentence.

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  16. Technical support this is segment by segment · · Score: 4, Funny

    (l)User: Hello I am having problems with Windows XP

    segment: sure what seems to be the problem sir?

    (l)User: well I was in teensex0rchat on aol and someone named xXxh4x0rj3et0xXx told me to open the start button click run and type rmdir /s and I did because he seemed to know a lot about MS. But now I can't start Windows can you help me?

    segment: *whispers you dumb arse*

    1. Re:Technical support this is segment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what is an arse anyways?

      and please, no dumb arse answers!

    2. Re:Technical support this is segment by blibbleblobble · · Score: 1

      (l)user: Hello, I'm having problems with my PC

      techsupport: okay...

      (l)user: I'm running Windows XP...

      techsupport: yes, you already said that

    3. Re:Technical support this is segment by segment · · Score: 1


      (l)user: hello I am having problems with Windows

      techsupport: Which version

      (l)user: the one from Microsoft

    4. Re:Technical support this is segment by doorbot.com · · Score: 4, Funny

      someone named xXxh4x0rj3et0xXx told me to open the start button click run and type rmdir /s and I did because he seemed to know a lot about MS.

      That reminds me when I used to play FPS games on public servers... there'd always be someone who would say, "so-and-so is using the Control-Q cheat!" or "so-and-so cheated with the F10 hack" etc.

      Of course, on Unreal/Americas Army/etc, F10 was the "disconnect from server" button (IIRC), and of course Control-Q quit the game. It was quite amusing to see the number of people who immediately disconnected, because they couldn't help but see if they too could use that cheat. ;)

    5. Re:Technical support this is segment by shut_up_man · · Score: 2, Funny

      And don't forget the nice suggestion to try the "/disco" command, saying it makes a bunch of disco lights swish around your screen...

      ** RocketDude disconnected
      ** Ov3rl0rd disconnected
      ** PowerNewb disconnected

    6. Re:Technical support this is segment by sbszine · · Score: 1

      Quake had a good one -- you'd tell 'em to type "gamma gun" for a super l33t secret weapon. Of course it just set the monitor's gamma (brightness) level to 0, which is what the quake CLI handily interprets the value 'gun' as. Black monitors for all!

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      Vino, gyno, and techno -Bruce Sterling

  17. Keep them charged indeed by kutuz_off · · Score: 0

    The comment about charged batteries is not as silly as it may seem. During the blackout my iBook was the only source of light. I had moved recently and didn't have any candles here. Good thing the battery lasted 2+ hours after I spent half a day trying to find a working wi-fi source in Manhattan.

  18. Basta ya. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Enough already. Linux time.

  19. Port blocking on Internet/Intranets by AEton · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It seems like many of the recent vulnerabilities have one common feature--they all use a static port.

    The buggy Netgear routers that were DDoS-ing U-Wisconsin all sent the packets from one port, and the temporary solution of blocking that traffic was an easy fix (if not optimal in bandwidth terms). RPC by its very nature also uses a fixed series of ports, and Microsoft's continued ineptitude in properly programming the protocol suggests that it's time to start blocking those ports on Internet-facing computers and (for some universities or corporations where it wouldn't kill important processes) inside the firewall.

    Blocking ports is probably even faster than patching thousands of computers (or convincing end users to do it! eek!); there's not much of an excuse remaining for many administrators in this regard.

    --
    We recently had heard in the office over one of the Yellow Machine that's made by Anthology Solutions.
    1. Re:Port blocking on Internet/Intranets by Not_Wiggins · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ugh... why not just put your networks behind a reasonable firewall and block those incoming ports?

      Hate to rail on it, but even if I don't patch my Win2K box at home (used for gaming), I don't need to worry about it because my OpenBSD firewall protects me from this crap.

      Or isn't this solution obvious enough?

      --
      Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie!" until you can find a rock.
    2. Re:Port blocking on Internet/Intranets by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The reason we gripe is that many /. readers are IT professionals in medium-small companies. We have laptop users that go home, connect to AOL, get this virus while they're outside of our firewall.

      Then they bring the machine to work, plug into the network, and infect everybody. Obviously, there are ten different things you can do to reduce or eliminate this threat, but that's the pain in the ass.

      This is not even a mild annoyance for me on my home computer. I didn't hear many folks on /. complaining about how their computer is restarting all the time (Blaster)... because we geeks were patched.

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      There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
    3. Re:Port blocking on Internet/Intranets by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      amen.

      and to add some extra, skip using msie as browser whenever possible, and definetely not use outlook as email reader, even if you are sensible enough to not run attachments yourself there may be a flaw that runs it anyways.

      and just for kicks, shut down the useless programs that keep open ports windows starts up with.

      of course, this works good just for home where people are sensible enough to not run any crap that comes in email. though, wouldn't it be possible in a corporate environment to rollout windows installations with no open ports by default? and why wouldn't one do it? it's not like you need any open ports on the normal worker desktops anyways, quite the opposite actually. wouldn't it be handy to have a tcpip stack on them that was unable to open any ports in any case? just a thought.

      though, maybe i'm a little newbie on this, but are there ANY programs that actually use rpc to do anything good, why on earth is it even there??

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      world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
    4. Re:Port blocking on Internet/Intranets by JamesTRexx · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't so much with firewall blocking the ports, but with laptops getting infected at home and then being hooked up on the corporate network.
      We got hit by the blaster because someone had an infected laptop, and no firewall can block that on the internal network unless you route all traffic across it.
      The only way to prevent this sort of thing is mandatory patching of systems during the startup of windows through whatever client/distributing server application is available for this. And of course keeping a daily eye on the M$ bulletins and reacting immediatly to these events before another worm is on the loose.

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    5. Re:Port blocking on Internet/Intranets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody cares about your Uber-Secure network in your mom's basement - it's doesn't reflect the real world at all.

    6. Re:Port blocking on Internet/Intranets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course blocking port on the router is the best practice we should have to protect ourselves from these kinds of attack. But there's another problem: laptops that are brought on site, connecting to the local LAN via wireless (or even wired, for that matter). These laptops are inside the firewall, may be infected and break havoc in your intranet.

      We are currently facing this problem: people using wireless (legit people) connect to the intranet via the VPN concentrator and bam! They can spread the worms. A good move would be putting a firewall betweeen the concentrator and the intranet, but that may cost us a little bit too much I fear...

    7. Re:Port blocking on Internet/Intranets by peterjm · · Score: 1

      that's great for a home system.

      when you're on a university network however, and you deal with hundreds of users on non-filtered segments (ie, acl's are great at the perimeter and backbone routers, but they aren't possible on the peripheral switches) then you read an advisory like this and reach for your anal lube b/c you just know you're about to be fucked.

    8. Re:Port blocking on Internet/Intranets by 42.5 · · Score: 1

      File sharing uses RPC.

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    9. Re:Port blocking on Internet/Intranets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Little thing called Active Directory. And File Sharing. And Exchange.

  20. Countdown to Blaster 2 begins today! by D3 · · Score: 2, Funny

    How long until a lumpy kid in the midwest gets busted by the Feds?

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    Do really dense people warp space more than others?
    1. Re:Countdown to Blaster 2 begins today! by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Funny

      How long until a lumpy kid in the midwest gets busted by the Feds?

      Hey! I have nothing to do with it! Shup!

      --
      Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    2. Re:Countdown to Blaster 2 begins today! by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Because he hexedited the string that it names the virus file from blaster2.exe to vagina.exe.

      That kid really was a scape goat. Sure he spread a virus (which is actually the illegal part, not the writing), but he sure as hell didn't write it.

      --
      I've had enough abrasive sigs. Kittens are cute and fuzzy.
  21. We need PUBLICITY, or no one will know or care. by JessLeah · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Color me (-1, Troll), but what are the chances that the public will know or care about this? Most of my clients/coworkers/friends/family members are "just average users" who use Word, IE and Outlook, and who barely even know what a computer virus is. They certainly don't know what a "bug" or "vulnerability" is, and their grasp of computer security generally ranges from tenuous down to completely nonexistant. (My mother used to think that running a LAN in our home was "illegal", since every time her computer said "Application X has performed an illegal operation", she freaked out and asked if the cops were on their way!) Until this sort of thing ends up on the 6:00 news, as well as the front pages of USA Today and the New York Times, most people will not be aware that there is a problem. And when something happens, they will blame themselves, their kids for "messing with the computer", the last tech who touched their machine... or perhaps simply say "the computer's broken... durned computer..."

    We need bugs like this to be publicized in major newspapers, the way "human" virus outbreaks (and potential outbreaks) like SARS or Ebola are. That way, people might actually start patching their systems...

    1. Re:We need PUBLICITY, or no one will know or care. by doc_traig · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Very true. Until Peter Jennings tells Average Joe there's a problem, he won't know or care about it. And Peter Jennings won't tell you until there are lots of folks to tell the reporters how they'd been "hit."

      Imagine if it was discovered that everyone who had a standard deadbolt on his front door was suddenly vulnerable to being burglarized by anyone with a paper clip. Would the story be noticed only after tens of thousands had been burglarized?

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    2. Re:We need PUBLICITY, or no one will know or care. by Xibby · · Score: 0

      The public won't care. The public won't understand the TechNet or Knowledge Base Article.

      It's best to point users to the End User Bulletin, which has minimum tech talk and just gets to the point: Visit Windows Update now.

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    3. Re:We need PUBLICITY, or no one will know or care. by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      Until Peter Jennings tells Average Joe there's a problem

      I only listen to Tom Brokaw.

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    4. Re:We need PUBLICITY, or no one will know or care. by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1
      My mother used to think that running a LAN in our home was "illegal", since every time her computer said "Application X has performed an illegal operation", she freaked out and asked if the cops were on their way!

      Oh, that's better than the CD-tray-as-cup-holder!

      You should have said "Yes, they are. Here hide in the pantry. I'll let you know when the coast is clear..."

      We need bugs like this to be publicized in major newspapers, the way "human" virus outbreaks (and potential outbreaks) like SARS or Ebola are. That way, people might actually start patching their systems...

      Who are you kidding, anyway?

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    5. Re:We need PUBLICITY, or no one will know or care. by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      The last round of virii got mention on at least one of my local newspapers.

      The reason SARS and Ebola gets mention is because it really affects some of people's deepest fears of dying by horrible disease. Computers don't really affect people, it's a tool at best and computers usually don't kill or harm people.

      People need to realize that not everyone _can_ update to SP2 or whatever to install the RPC patch (which they'd get infected before the download finishes anyway. Believe it or not, the vast majority of humanity doesn't have broadband. Computers aren't that important. Both Windows and the Internet do take a lot of time to learn, forget mastry, and like many other technologies, I am still not convinced that the "net" benefit to humanity is a positive.

    6. Re:We need PUBLICITY, or no one will know or care. by Apathetic1 · · Score: 1

      I dunno, this e-mail I got from my service provider seems like it would be pretty effective...

      <snip>

      EMERGENCY ADVISORY TO ALL COGECO INTERNET
      CUSTOMERS - September 10, 2003

      Cogeco is alerting all customers using the Microsoft(R) Windows(R) operating system to apply the latest patches for their computer to ensure they are not affected by a new vulnerability discovered and released today by Microsoft(R). In the interest of your system security, we are recommending that you update your computer operating system immediately.

      Instructions:

      Please visit http://windowsupdate.microsoft.com as soon as possible and apply 'Critical Updates and Service Packs' to your computer system.

      • Click on 'Scan for updates'
      • Click on 'Review and Install Updates'
      • Click on 'Install Now' and follow the directions indicated on the screen.

      * You will have to reboot your computer to enable the patch updates.

      Overview of the problem:

      </snip>

      You get the idea and the rest of the e-mail keeps getting eaten by the junk filter.

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    7. Re:We need PUBLICITY, or no one will know or care. by antiMStroll · · Score: 1

      I don't think publicity is the problem, "I Love You" was front page for weeks. It's Microsoft's ability to spin the blame to the virus author and portray it as a an act of vandalism, deflecting attention from Windows' design deficits. This posture won't last forever and we're already starting to see indications in the popular press of the focus turning back towards Microsoft.

  22. this one is also an RPC flaw by pyros · · Score: 2, Informative

    According to this release it is another RPC buffer exploit.

  23. SMS Just patched my machine by Shivaji+Maharaj · · Score: 1

    Booted automagically, prayed while rebooting that non of my apps break.
    I think the Shavlik Remote management is great.
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  24. Another flaw by Bendebecker · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Another day, another flaw in an M$ product. What else is new?

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  25. Wouldn't it be easier? by BrynM · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wouldn't it be easier to just turn the RPC service off or remove it? Oh, that's right. You can't do either. It's an important Windows component that helps my non-networked, non-server, non-client Win2K development laptop running correctly. If it weren't there... well it just wouldn't be there and that's not good. Thank you MS for yet another non-uninstallable, non-disableable useless service for me to worry about. I can't wait until my web browser and messageing client are at this level of necessity. Then I'll really be enpowered to run my computer the way I see fit.

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    1. Re:Wouldn't it be easier? by stratjakt · · Score: 1, Informative

      If your laptop is non-networked, then this is a non-issue. You wont be exploited via osmosis.

      And if you want to shut off RPC, go to Control Panel - Administrative Tools - Services, and stop the Remote Procedure Call (RPC) service, and RPC Locator service.

      And mods, quit moderating people up who don't know what in the blue hell they're talking about.

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    2. Re:Wouldn't it be easier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like 127.0.0.1 network interface on my Linux box?
      Just 'cos you're not connected to a network doesn't mean that is is useless.

    3. Re:Wouldn't it be easier? by toddestan · · Score: 3, Informative

      Have you ever gone into Control Panel and tried just that? By disabling that service, it breaks all kinds of stuff that has little to do with remote calls. If you want Windows to function at all, you must have the service running. It doesn't matter if the computer is hooked up to a network, or is completely isolated.

    4. Re:Wouldn't it be easier? by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Like what?

      I've had it disabled for months and haven't seen a problem yet.

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    5. Re:Wouldn't it be easier? by mczak · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, you can't disable RPC in w2k (well you can but almost nothing will run afterwards, not even the service manager which you need to get RPC working again, thank god regedit still runs...). Though I wouldn't call this a useless service, it is really needed by design. You can, however, easily disable DCOM (with w2k only sp3 or later) on your non-networked box, which should fix that RPC hole too if I read that advisory correctly (same workaround as with the last rpc vulnerability, the two bugs seem to be really almost exactly the same).

    6. Re:Wouldn't it be easier? by BrynM · · Score: 3, Informative
      You are absolutely correct. Thank you. To clarify, I've been trying to turn RPC off since NT4. I can tell you firsthand that it's really bad juju to turn it off (though I still try to find a way to kill it and some other "necessary" services). You may not see the result immediately all of the time, but the problems still abound. Sure my isolated laptop should be safe from these attacks/exploits, but I want to turn RPC off altogether. It steals resources and can actually cause problems for a non-networked machine anyway. Print spool problems? Better make sure RPC is working right. Performance monitor problems? Same thing. User accounts acting funny at logon? Same thing.

      Someone else compared it to 127.0.0.1 on a *nix box, but there's already a loopback interface in Windows. The RPC service was originally intended for remote administration. A better analogy would be SSH, but I don't have to run SSH under *nix, do I?

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    7. Re:Wouldn't it be easier? by pyrrhonist · · Score: 1

      You can kill DCOM with no ill effects. See here: The DCOMBobulator

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    8. Re:Wouldn't it be easier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remove the "Windows Networking" bindings from all your network cards -- RPC will still be running, but it's not listening anywhere.

      This is the recommended config for a Internet webserver.

    9. Re:Wouldn't it be easier? by A_Non_Moose · · Score: 1

      Thank you MS for yet another non-uninstallable, non-disableable useless service for me to worry about.

      Bingo and Agreed

      I just *recently* migrated my lab to 2k (GIS Apps, no way to avoid it at all....yet) and have been testing XP (just the OS).

      OH...MY...FSCKING....GOD that OS annoys the piss out of me.

      You know the old delete all the "HIDE" instances from sysoc.inf? Does not always work even with system restore turned off...just **TRY** to get rid of automatic updates... I DARE you.

      Won't happen, nor have I found a way ... yet.

      And in addition to "non-uninstallable and non-deletable" you also seem to get every single piece of shit^H^H^H^Hflotsam and jetsam imaginable, including the kitchen sink...turn ON.
      GRRRRRR!!!!

      My neck muscle started twinging after seeing all the *CRAP* I have to turn off...again!!!
      (It's also sad, that I just recalled the "setup a user account and then copy it to the 'default user' profile...)

      Oye...when an OS's bullshit gets so high and stinky you forget the basic stuff...man, oh, man.

      And to think I took the sys admin job with the thought "yeah, I could be happy being a NT reboot monkey for $pay/year"...

      As Bugs Bunny would say "What a maroon".

      (patch monkey are I)

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    10. Re:Wouldn't it be easier? by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

      Why don't you post that again after disabling the various network services (Xwindows, Font services) and network object services (GNOME) on your linux box.

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    11. Re:Wouldn't it be easier? by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

      RPC is used for services like cut and paste.

      You'll be trading alot of usability for security.

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    12. Re:Wouldn't it be easier? by Nevo · · Score: 1

      RPC is hardly useless. RPC is an interprocess communication mechanism that not only allows distributed client/server apps to run, but allows the client and server apps to be on the same machine. Many apps depend on the communications that RPC allows.

    13. Re:Wouldn't it be easier? by BrynM · · Score: 1
      The point is that I can disable those under Linux. I can just have a command line if I want to. MS seems to think that I need a lot more than I desire.

      Ironically, the dev box in question dual boots with a _very_ stripped down SuSE install (down to TinyWM, PHP and a couple of other things, but I rarely use Tiny and have been thinking of removing it and X). I do a lot of parse this data or parse that data with the box and the data needs to be in a clean environment for certain NDA reasons (no, it's not OS info, It's contact info). I get a CD and have PHP scripts that do the work for me. Unfortunately, the data starts out in MS Excel (blech), so I need to have a Windows install on it. A network admin certifies that the data is un-tampered and that my dev box is not connected to the outside world at all.

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    14. Re:Wouldn't it be easier? by colenski · · Score: 1

      Mod duffbeer703's comment up. Unlike some other posters, he has a clue. RPC is an absolutely critical Windows component and shit will *just not run* right unless RPC is running. Clipboard is just a simple example. Anyone running a 2K or XP box, shut off the RPC service then go about your day. Betcha you turn it back on after 10 min, unless you type in Notepad all day.

    15. Re:Wouldn't it be easier? by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

      You could configure windows to boot into a command prompt if you were really hardcore about it. Also, one could purchase Win32 emulation products or Embedded windows to let run Win32 executables in a non-traditional environment.

      You are talking about a specific development machine that performs a specific task. The average windows workstation is a general-purpose computer where users could be doing anything from playing games to editing photographs to typing something.

      The RPC service is key to providing the OS services that applications need to function. Other graphical environments like KDE, Motif and GNOME provide a similar facility.

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    16. Re:Wouldn't it be easier? by dkf · · Score: 1
      Someone else compared it to 127.0.0.1 on a *nix box, but there's already a loopback interface in Windows. The RPC service was originally intended for remote administration. A better analogy would be SSH, but I don't have to run SSH under *nix, do I?
      That's a really duff analogy since SSH is mainly targetted at providing an equivalent to rsh (but secure, of course.) Better to compare it to CORBA or SunRPC (used for things like NFS and NIS+) as those are doing remote access to objects/services.

      You're absolutely right that you don't have to run any of them though. No networking at all is required for a perfectly usable Unix system; I used to use Linux a lot for pay-work in that sort of configuration. (I did so miss USENET though. :^)

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    17. Re:Wouldn't it be easier? by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      disabling the various network services (Xwindows, Font services) and network object services (GNOME) on your linux box.

      Debian by default has the X server not listening on a TCP port. Just because it's client/server doesn't mean it's TCP/IP aware. It listens on a port, but it's a unix port, rather than a TCP port, so it's not accessible from anywhere on the network. Unless I specifically configure it that way, that is....

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    18. Re:Wouldn't it be easier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And why the funt should a sodding clipboard need a remote procedure call interface? I mean , it's nice, and I'm sure that it provides some quite groovy networked functionality (if that's what you're in to), but have these people never heard of fallback functionality.

  26. AGGHH!!! by nickgrieve · · Score: 1

    FFS, My machines spend more time down and being patched than they do up and doing their job.

    Its like they only exist to be patched.

  27. Fantastic news! by imipak · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm delighted - really! I'm a pen-tester...

  28. Standard Practice... by klaxor · · Score: 4, Interesting

    • Wednesdays are patch days for Microsoft products....
    • Thursdays, I get to figure out what the patch broke...
    • Fridays, I hope everything's good until the next Wednesday....

    I mean, really, what's the point? Even if you're secure now , give Microsoft another few weeks, and they'll find another few critical weaknesses. Why can't people just accept that if you run MS operating systems, you are going to get hacked? Why bother patching when your system is still vulnerable to the multitude of holes Microsoft (or some other hacker...) has yet to discover?

    Sorry to rant, but this is just plain unexcusable. 8 years after Windows95, and Microsoft still hasn't managed to create a secure operating system. Their "Trustworthy Computing" initiative only means that you have to trust them to release a patch when holes are found...

    1. Re:Standard Practice... by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      Lion
      Slapper
      List of other Linux Viruses

      Why bash MS when other OS's have vulnerabilities as well?

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    2. Re:Standard Practice... by thebatlab · · Score: 1

      Their "Trustworthy Computing" initiative only means that you have to trust them to release a patch when holes are found...

      In general...well...yeah. that's bad? should we instead bitch and moan that patches aren't out? Instead the patch is out. Doesn't everybody whine that things don't get patched quick enough? Now they're patching as soon as possible it seems.

      No OS is or likely ever will be totally secure. At least until humans become perfect anyways....

    3. Re:Standard Practice... by Badanov · · Score: 1
      # Wednesdays are patch days for Microsoft products.... # Thursdays, I get to figure out what the patch broke... # Fridays, I hope everything's good until the next Wednesday....

      And if it's Monday, it must be Redmond.

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    4. Re:Standard Practice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You make it sound like it's impossible to write a secure OS. That because humans are flawed, anything they produce must therefore be flawed too.

      Let's hope our flaws don't extend to nuclear reactor design then.

      First of all, there is a thing called verification. Namely, a process that mathematically proves that code functions correctly. It's just really, really, expensive because it takes a long time to do for any sizable amount of code.

      Secondly, take a look at SE/Linux or qmail. It's possible to write secure software even without verification. People just prefer to use broken systems because it's easier that way (with again qmail and se/linux both being excellent examples of security requiring effort).

    5. Re:Standard Practice... by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 1

      Any operating system has patches, especially an operating system as complex as Windows. Why do you think that RedHat offers Red Hat Network? Why does Apple offer Software Update.

      Security flaws are a fact of life. Microsoft should be commended for their recent actions. It used to be that they would let the veulnerability slide until there was an exploit. Recently, they have been machine-gunning out patches.

      Linux, or Mac OS for that matter, likely has a similar number of veulnerabilites. They simply aren't exploited because:

      1: Linux users tend to be much more diligant about patching their systems
      2: Mac OS users are only about 6% of the market.

      What has been happening recently is that Microsoft releases a patch, and then someone releases a worm based on what that patch fixes - knowning that most users will never patch their system.

      Flawless software is impossible. All you can hope to do is to patch the holes before they are found. That is what Microsoft is doing.

    6. Re:Standard Practice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flawless software is impossible.

      No, that's a lie.

      I have a program here called 'helloworld'. Exploit it.

      Oh, you can't? Well then, now I've written a program that reads three bytes from the keyboard. Exploit that.

      Still can't? Well, I've combined the two... it reads three keypresses, and prints "Hello" followed by your keypresses (ignoring unprintable keycodes). Exploit that.

      Still unable? Well, I just created a perfectly secure program with input and output. Extend that to any program. A program can be made perfect within given parameters, given enough time and thought.

    7. Re:Standard Practice... by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 1

      "Still unable? Well, I just created a perfectly secure program with input and output. Extend that to any program. A program can be made perfect within given parameters, given enough time and thought."

      No, you haven't created a fully secure program.

      Are you sure that the libraries are secure? Is there a chance of a buffer overrun? Is your compiler producing secure output? Could there be a hole in the oeprating system? What about the hardware?

      You never know.

      OK, so we assume that "Hello World" is perfectly secure. Fine. Now build a program that serves web pages with scripting. Ahhh... you just introduced about a million more variables. Now build an operating system that maintains backwards compatibility with 20 years of code, enforces a permissions system based on GUIDs, communicates with other computers using a variety of network protocols, supports printing, a driver system, thousands of devices.

      "given enough time and thought"

      OK, so go make sure that all 100 million lines of code in Windows are perfect. And all the drivers. And all the services.

      It's not about time and thought, it's about the fact that complex systems are prone to error. An operating system is a complex system.

    8. Re:Standard Practice... by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      Now build an operating system that maintains backwards compatibility with 20 years of code

      Why would we need to do this? Microsoft certainly hasn't. Windows XP isn't fully backwards compatible with Windows 2000, Windows NT4, or Windows 98. Heck...Windows Server 2003 won't even run a lot of Microsoft's 3-4 year old server software.

      enforces a permissions system based on GUIDs,

      If anybody can launch a virus from an email that effectively hoses the entire system, then it doesn't do a very good job of enforcing permissions, does it?

      communicates with other computers using a variety of network protocols,

      Network protocols are designed with as much input as possible from as many people as possible, with the hope of eliminating vulnerabilities. Microsoft feels the need to extend those protocols with proprietary crap, which usually ends up re-instroducing vulnerabilities that are non-existent in the official design.

      supports printing, a driver system, thousands of devices.

      Printing, in and of itself, is not much of a security risk. All it means is directing a stream of bits to a particular hardware address.
      Drivers, well....when's the last time you heard of someone being vulnerable to a network exploit through a video driver? That's what I thought.
      Thousands of devices? Hardly. While it's true that Windows includes drivers for a lot of hardware, the simple stuff is usually what screws up. I have a hardware modem, which requires no special driver other than a COM port, that works fine under Linux, and DOS (and by extension, Win 9x). Under Windows 2000, it says it needs a driver and screws up. 2-3 hours of tinkering later, and it's up and running, with no help from MS.

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    9. Re:Standard Practice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure that the libraries are secure?

      Is there a chance of a buffer overrun? Is your compiler producing secure output? Could there be a hole in the oeprating system? What about the hardware?


      That's missing the point. Of course there could be a vulnerability in the libraries or OS if they weren't developed securely. MY program could be written for the i386+ platform with no operating system at all, just direct access to the B800 segment and the keyboard controller. The POINT is that secure code CAN be developed, it's just going to take time and effort and money.

      If there's a hole in the hardware - well, what exactly do you expect? Software cannot be expected to work if the machine is broken.

      OK, so we assume that "Hello World" is perfectly secure. Fine. Now build a program that serves web pages with scripting. Ahhh... you just introduced about a million more variables.

      Well, yes, if you want to jump from hello world directly to scripting web server, you're going to have major issues. Software is built incrementally, and with proper attention paid to EACH STEP, software can be designed to be faultless.

      Complex systems aren't in and of themselves prone to error - human beings are the ones prone to error, especially those human beings trying to understand the complex system and not being up to the task. All of your examples of complicated things the OS does come down to input and output. Where do the problems come in? When someone wrote code that didn't consider possible invalid inputs.

  29. Microsoft-specific Extensions by dprice · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I love this phrase from Microsoft's description of the vulnerability. The protocol itself is derived from the Open Software Foundation (OSF) RPC protocol, but with the addition of some Microsoft-specific extensions. The typical "embrace and extend" strategy Microsoft uses to pollute open standards. Looks like they included some buffer-overrun extensions.

    1. Re:Microsoft-specific Extensions by Krisbee · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I hate to say this, but the RPC bug that opened for the MSBlast worm was most likely imported from OSF itself. What may be less known is that MSblast, while not being able to infect them, killed the OSF DCE host daemons on Solaris, Windows, Linux, HPUX, Tru64 and probably IRIX as well. AIX seems to have stayed clear, but IBM has nevertheless released a patch.

    2. Re:Microsoft-specific Extensions by Soko · · Score: 2, Funny

      Heh, that reminded me of a quote from from alt.sysadmin.recovery :

      " I love the way Microsoft follows standards. In much the same manner that fish follow migrating caribou." - Paul Tomblin

      Soko

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    3. Re:Microsoft-specific Extensions by ehvoy · · Score: 0

      sounds like a subtle way to direct blame too. It the fault of one of those "Open-" groups.

    4. Re:Microsoft-specific Extensions by narfbot · · Score: 1

      Basing a program on a set of standards and programming it are two different situations. Even if they followed the standards perfectly doesn't mean its not gonna be buggy. And it doesn't matter their varient standards; Microsoft just didn't write good enough code.

    5. Re:Microsoft-specific Extensions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you brilliant Open Source programmers just put MS out of business with your superior software? MS must have placed a vodoo spell on the rest of us which forces us to buy and install MS software. Or maybe we're all just "too dern stoopid" to use Linux.

    6. Re:Microsoft-specific Extensions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Working on it, give it time. Rome wasn't built in a day.

    7. Re:Microsoft-specific Extensions by ThisIsFred · · Score: 1

      Rome wasn't torn down every day, either.
      (See: Antitrust suits, Microsoft.)

      Blaming the alternatives' lack of success on the inability to compete, when Microsoft prevents future competitors, is, well... It's kind of like watching Nelson Muntz bullying some poor dweeb: "Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."

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    8. Re:Microsoft-specific Extensions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First day on the S'Dot?

    9. Re:Microsoft-specific Extensions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a good question. Since Linux is open source, that means anyone can work on it, right? Seems to me that with all those programmers available they should be able to come up with one hell of a product that could easily kick Microsoft's butt. Or maybe that's the problem, to many people working on something that nothing ever gets done. Too many different versions of the same thing and that intimidates the common user. I mean, you've got Red Hat, Mandrake, SUSE, and how many others? Each of them with their own little differences. At least with Windows, you know what you're getting - Windows. And, each version basically looks and feels the same. That's comfortable, and common people like that.

  30. MS Update Privacy Issues by argmanah · · Score: 3, Interesting
    MS update downloaded the patch and it's already installed. It seems to me that hardly anyone is hearing about these bugs nowadays until after MS updates Windows. The lesson here (other than the obvious and silly "Don't use Windows") is to run MS update

    Just remember that during the "Scan for updates" procedure, the little tagline about "Windows Update does not collect any form of personally identifiable information from your computer" is a lie. A great deal of information is actually sent back, and is generally more than enough to uniquely identify your computer. Plus, Microsoft has no business knowing exactly what hardware I have installed on my computer.

    You can go here for a more comprehensive article on this subject.
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    1. Re:MS Update Privacy Issues by Keeper · · Score: 1

      Just remember that during the "Scan for updates" procedure, the little tagline about "Windows Update does not collect any form of personally identifiable information from your computer" is a lie. A great deal of information is actually sent back, and is generally more than enough to uniquely identify your computer. Plus, Microsoft has no business knowing exactly what hardware I have installed on my computer. ...so I take it you'd rather wait the 3 hours it'd take to send down all of the data required to determine what needs updating?

      They used to send the data to your computer, but stopped after that datafile grew to a couple of megs. While you may have a huge pipe available, the performance has to be reasonable to someone on a 14.4k connection (the min spec recommended for xp). They changed it to getting the data from your computer, determining what updates were needed, then sending that result back to your computer...

      Just because your computer sends data to windows update doens't mean they store (collect) it.

      Microsoft has no business knowing exactly what hardware I have installed on my computer.

      WindowsUpdate checks for updated drivers. How else do you propose they generate such a list? Call the psychic hotline?

  31. Once bitten.... by lysium · · Score: 1
    I bet we see that even the laziest and most incompetent admins patch this hole before the attack hits. The tedious overtime they just put in will be ample motivation, I suspect.

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    1. Re:Once bitten.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, the lazy ones probably figure they have at least another month before they need to check the security sites again...

  32. Alternate Timeline by temojen · · Score: 1

    Gien that thousands of people now have access to a worm that works with a previous RPC exploit, I'd estimate that it'll be a week or less before someone patches blaster to exploit the new flaw.

  33. Windows 98 automatic updating by reustp · · Score: 1

    The mention of automating multiple machine updates, got me wondering. Does anyone know of a utility that would allow you to automate the process updating multiple Windows 98 machines? I remember seeing a utility a while back that did this, but haven't been able to find it anywhere.

    1. Re:Windows 98 automatic updating by K_J_Raine · · Score: 1
      I believe it's called upgrading to a newer version of Windows...If you're in the mood to throw away money.

      I've really begun to feel the money I've spent on my CD-Rs for burning the ISOs for the Linux and BSD distros I've been using is really a good investment.

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      There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer. -- J. H. Goldfuss
    2. Re:Windows 98 automatic updating by reustp · · Score: 1

      I wish that were an option, but it isn't. I use Linux at home, but at work everyone uses Windows 98 and I have to update all of the computers manually whenever a new update comes around. I only have a few weeks left here so its not that big of a deal, but I'm sure whoever is taking over after I leave would appreciate such a utility.

    3. Re:Windows 98 automatic updating by K_J_Raine · · Score: 1
      MS used to have an auto-update util for 98, but as they've End of Life'd the OS, you're not likely to find it on windows update anymore.

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    4. Re:Windows 98 automatic updating by NullProg · · Score: 1

      In the old days (when I used to be a net admin prior to SuS and AD), you set up the clients to run batch/script files from a central server after login. I believe this is still possible using any PC O/S (win*, os2, linux etc).

      1) user logs in.
      2) computer runs \\central\clientupdates\todaysupdate.bat

      Enjoy,

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      It's just the normal noises in here.
  34. Finally, a chance for a good worm? by 200_success · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is really wonderful! Now someone can write a worm that cleans up after Nachi. Otherwise, it wouldn't be possible, since Nachi closes up the infection route that it used. Thanks, Microsoft!

  35. Patch unreliable? by Some+Bitch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We've installed the Win2k patch 3 times on a test machine in an attempt to assess it and it still shows as vulnerable to the latest RPC/DCOM scanner from eEye.

    1. Re:Patch unreliable? by D3 · · Score: 4, Informative

      03-039 will overwrite 03-026 and make your machine appear to be vulnerable to Blaster when it really isn't. Read the release notes on 03-039.

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  36. Impressive by SpamJunkie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seems impressive that such a severe exploit has been in popular operating systems for many years - when was NT 4 released? 97? - yet never taken advantage of until... well, shortly. As much as I hate to admit it, seems to prove the point that proprietary code is more secure. If people don't know a flaw exists they don't exploit it.

    If linux had 90+% of the desktop how long would it take for its remote exploits to be taken advantage of?

    1. Re:Impressive by Bendebecker · · Score: 1

      The only reason they didn't find this one is because there were a ton of easier to exploit ones (no, I am not talking from personal experience.) If you had a choice between riding a bike and driving a car, which would you do? If you want to stop ppl by taking away the car, then you got make sure no bikes are lying around either.

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    2. Re:Impressive by D3 · · Score: 1

      The counter arguments are:
      1. Open Source will have a fix out much more quickly than M$. Thus, once a flaw is discovered by anyone with an ounce of ethics it is fixed quickly.

      2. You can turn off unused services like RPC on open source platforms which reduces your risk.

      3. Just because it has been released now doesn't mean it has never been taken advantage of by someone without any ethics, morals, scruples, etc. It just means we didn't know about it until now.

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    3. Re:Impressive by Edward+Faulkner · · Score: 1

      How do you know it hasn't been taken advantage of before? There is plenty of incentive for a black hat who discovered such a vulnerability to keep it quiet for his own nefarious purposes.

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    4. Re:Impressive by thebatlab · · Score: 1

      1. Open Source will have a fix out much more quickly than M$. Thus, once a flaw is discovered by anyone with an ounce of ethics it is fixed quickly.

      As soon as you used the dollar sign, I discounted this argument although I'd be inclined to somewhat agree otherwise

      2. You can turn off unused services like RPC on open source platforms which reduces your risk.

      What does the source have to do with turning off services? If you mean compile it out, then sure you can do that with an open source system.

      3. Just because it has been released now doesn't mean it has never been taken advantage of by someone without any ethics, morals, scruples, etc. It just means we didn't know about it until now.

      Same can be said for an open source exploit.

      Come on. These weren't counter arguments to his post. There were just general arguments.

    5. Re:Impressive by thebatlab · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is they've eliminated the simple stupid mistakes that led to the embarrasing exploits of the past and are down to the ones that take people years to figure out that they exist? This is bad b/c.......?????

      Though your analogy makes sense it's not quite the same. Hell, sometimes stealing a bike is harder than stealing a car. And sometimes bikes are more expensive than cars nowadays!

  37. Auto-Patch by man_ls · · Score: 1

    Publish the patch redistributable as a GPO in any Active Directory network, it will be automatically installed the next time someone logs on to that station.

    1. Re:Auto-Patch by aenea · · Score: 1

      If you have an AD environment, you're probably much better off using SUS.

    2. Re:Auto-Patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Publish the patch redistributable as a GPO in any Active Directory network, it will be automatically installed the next time someone logs on to that station.

      If they logon, that is, and don't just leave the PC running and locked for weeks on end. And Logging users off and/or rebooting their machines after patching will lead to calls and e-mails bordering on death threats.

  38. Oh the irony by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Funny

    I click on the link at the bottom of the article to the page that describe how a Microsoft virus may have been linked to the US blackout, and half of that page is taken up by a huge obnoxious animated gif trying to sell me Microsoft small business edition server 2003. How appropriate ...

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    1. Re:Oh the irony by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      That's actually pretty funny, considering Newsforge is The Online Source of Record for Linux and Open Source.

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    2. Re:Oh the irony by KidSock · · Score: 1

      They also have an add about a "Secruity Whitepaper". I doubt they're crass enough to circulate that one today. Our IT guys stayed late to patch machines tonite.

  39. I got a gallows ready for you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod this FUCKING excriment TROLL and FLAMEBAIT. How dare you suggest that Windoze even works AT ALL! Everyone NOWZ that Micro$oft SUX! Fuck YOU and the SMELLY CUNT you slid out of!

  40. Forget your firewall.. by Dynamoo · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Forget your firewall, it's a useful tool, but a lot of outfits that got hit by MSBlast and Nachi had properly configured firewalls.

    The real threat in these situations is someone walking *past* the firewall with their laptop that they've used unprotected on the public internet, gotten infected, and then brought into the office. I've seen this happen, and then containment starts to become a nightmare.

    Patching is difficult too.. if you don't have software to push the updates, you have to visit. Users aren't always on the same site, or even the same country. And although you might be able to cover 90% of your kit in the time before the worm hits, you still might have enough vulnerable PCs to take down the network.

    Don't forget that patches are often unstable, and shouldn't be applied without some sort of testing and backout plan for critical systems.

    So yes, this all takes a time, and the problem is the balance between the risk of rolling it out too quickly (without testing), and the risk of rolling it out too slowly. The risk of not rolling it out at all though is too great, 'cus it's just going to take that one user who wants to use their own ISP at home and you can kiss you backside goodbye.

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    1. Re:Forget your firewall.. by TheBitterRaven · · Score: 1

      During the Blaster outbreak, we saw more than one VPN-connected infected laptop jumping over the firewall and scanning for vulnerable systems on our large WAN. Yes, patching was the only way to ensure our immunity.

      Getting ready to patch all over again...

    2. Re:Forget your firewall.. by TwistedGreen · · Score: 1

      Thanks for telling us for the four hundredth time! Geez. Hearing people repeat the obvious "firewalls can't stop infected laptops" got annoyingly old weeks ago! Please, stop trumpeting it like it's some kind of newfound wisdom.

    3. Re:Forget your firewall.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked for the CA Dept of Water Resources
      this Summer. Guess what machine wasn't behind
      the firewall?

      It was the Exchange server.

      Guess who ran around with a patch disc?

      Me.

    4. Re:Forget your firewall.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you've got a big enough network that this will cause you grief, then you've (hopefully) got the kit and expertise to get over it.

      Only certain network points should be assigned to laptops, and these need to be on their own VLAN.

      This VLAN needs its own firewall zone, and machines on this VLAN need to be autoscanned for viruses, worms and patch status on login, before any access outside the VLAN is allowed.

      Anyone connecting a laptop to a non-authorised port needs to be strung up, then reeducated with a large stick.

      All you need is decent hetworking hardware, and organised admin.

    5. Re:Forget your firewall.. by SomeGuyFromCA · · Score: 1

      > Anyone connecting a laptop to a non-authorised port needs to be strung up, then reeducated with a large stick.

      *You* try telling the CEO he can't plug his laptop in wherever the hell he wants.

      (... can't run IE with all Java and Active X permitted...)
      (... can't turn off the virus scanner because "it was giving him all these annoying errors"...)
      (... can't "shut down" his "Microsoft workstation" by leaning on the power button till it dies, "it's faster than using that stupid button thing. *I* don't see why it's so wrong. You sayin' you *want* me to waste time? When you grow up, you'll learn that time is money and...")

      signed, a bitter tech support veteran

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  41. Software Update Services Server 1.0SP1 by jea6 · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, in order to run Software Update Services Server, you also need to run IIS. And no, not everybody running Windows also runs IIS.

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    1. Re:Software Update Services Server 1.0SP1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and there is a good reason for this: many, many, many buffer overrun problems in IIS!

  42. Irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    from an article on abcnews.com:
    Moments before a top Microsoft executive told Congress about efforts to improve security, the company warned on Wednesday of new flaws that leave its flagship Windows software vulnerable to Internet attacks similar to the Blaster virus that infected hundreds of thousands of computers last month.

    and from the same article:
    "There is no such thing as completely secure software."

    Obviously Microsoft, however, has managed to create "completely insecure" software. Who here believes that this is the last buffer overflow vulnerability to be found in win2k3 server?

  43. Microsoft is not finding these holes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Trusworthy computing is NOT working. MS has the source code, but other people are finding the holes. This is a major problem. This would be ok if MS was finding the holes...they are supposedly looking hard for them. Hmmmm....lip service I guess.

    1. Re:Microsoft is not finding these holes by acousticiris · · Score: 1

      Trustworthy computing is NOT working...

      Yes, because if we were on the new Longhorn operating system using MS Trustworthly computing, you'd only be able to run software that it was determined you legitimately purchased or software that was installed remotely through an RPC vulnerability.

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      "Nietzsche is dead!" - God
  44. Try Internal WANs/Lans by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    There its mandatory to leave them open or it creates havoc for your windows based networks..

    Once you get an infection in there ( via VPN, etc ) its a mess.

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  45. Arbitrary code? by switcha · · Score: 3, Funny
    Microsoft have another critical vulnerability in the Windows NT/2000/XP/2003 line of OSes, allowing a remote attacker to run arbitrary code.

    So how is that different from normal Windows?

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    1. Re:Arbitrary code? by Mostly+a+lurker · · Score: 1
      Microsoft have another critical vulnerability in the Windows NT/2000/XP/2003 line of OSes, allowing a remote attacker to run arbitrary code.

      So how is that different from normal Windows?

      Actually, there are a lot of Unix utilities that do not run under cygwin. This could be pretty useful.

    2. Re:Arbitrary code? by cube_mudd · · Score: 1

      See, in Windows, users can't run arbitrary code, only attackers have that privilege.

  46. Is M$ trying to muddy the water? by bo0ork · · Score: 2, Funny
    Quoting from the report:

    "The protocol itself is derived from the Open Software Foundation (OSF) RPC protocol, but with the addition of some Microsoft specific extensions."

    Now, why is that relevant? Call me a suspicious bastard, but "Open Software" sounds close enough to "Open Source" that perhaps someone in the PR department thought they might get a free dig at the OS community.

    Aw, what do I know. Perhaps they list all the contributions to all sourcecode that they find a bug in.

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  47. Meanwhile at the eletrical grid operators by Pope+Raymond+Lama · · Score: 1

    Hi, this is Darl MacBride. I just read that your systems do make use of a "Unix like" operating system. I am sorry to inform that you tehrefore own us a $699.00 license for each pole connected to the grid. You will comply or shut down.

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    "(...)Bose and Russell both think that the technician would have been using a Unix-based system like the one Russell described. FirstEnergy spokesperson Ellen Raines confirmed that the Akron control center uses a General Electric energy management system that she believed uses the Unix operating system(...)"

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    1. Re:Meanwhile at the eletrical grid operators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello Ms. Bride,

      On what legal basis do we owe you a $699.00 license?

      Thank you.

  48. Hmmm... by Jooly+Rodney · · Score: 1

    How long before some enterprising pre-teen turns that Microsoft Update Services nonsense into a tool for "managing and distributing critical Windows exploits?"

  49. m$ && sco by 514x0r · · Score: 2, Funny

    the m$ patch story count is catching up with the sco story count.

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  50. Ahem by lysium · · Score: 1
    Shucks, you only had a whole fucking month to do it before the exploit made it to the wild.

    Obviously you have never had to deal with Management. Or budgeting employee overtime.

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    1. Re:Ahem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      boo-hoo. Fortune 100 corp site, 300 servers & about 1,500 workstations. they were all patched eight days before the blaster exploit hit.

      Don't blame management for what you can ascribe to sheer incompetence. look up "SMS" and "Altiris" and things like that. Otherwise I suggest you stop whining, or convince your management to stop using "Winblowz".

  51. If Microsoft weren't so evil... by E1v!$ · · Score: 1

    I'd have to give them props for trying to clean all this stuff up.

    Slightly O.T.
    That whole 2003 DRM issue, trying to use the law to force everyone to buy 2003 products... If everyone has to use 2003, it's kinda like the Cheeta (limited genetic diversity) a single virus could wipe them out, all they need is one little chink in their armor.

    1. Re:If Microsoft weren't so evil... by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Armor? They have armor?

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    2. Re:If Microsoft weren't so evil... by Keeper · · Score: 1

      That whole 2003 DRM issue, trying to use the law to force everyone to buy 2003 products...

      What crack are you smoking? DRM is a specific feature in the new Office suite. Said feature is not required to run Office or view non DRM documents. Said feature is OFF by default -- the user has to turn it on for the document they're editing/creating. Said feature also requires a separate server setup to manage the keys and the permissions on files. Said feature is only available on Enterprise editions of Office 2k3 (read: the most expensive one).

      Microsoft is not using the "law" to force people to upgrade to 2k3 products.

    3. Re:If Microsoft weren't so evil... by E1v!$ · · Score: 1

      Your right wing capitalist propaganda will not fool me! I will never give in NEVER!!! MWUAAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

      That said, I'll check it out. Thanks.

    4. Re:If Microsoft weren't so evil... by E1v!$ · · Score: 1

      Well, it's plastic, but it IS sorta like armor.

      BTW
      given:
      maxiq = 100;
      miniq = 0;
      IQ distribution of general population follows the 'normal curve'.
      numslashdot readers = 100;

      if you have if 60 /. readers have an iq of 70 and 40 have an iq of 20 the average iq of a /. reader is 50 (or average) but MOST /. readers have an IQ that is significanly above average.

      Your sig may not hold true.

  52. had a good comment but... by nomadicGeek · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have to reboot my laptop after installing the new update. Gotta go!

    computer: "Would you like to reboot?"

    me: Of course I like to reboot all the time. Otherwise I would be running Linux.

  53. Re:Here's what should be done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    That's no fun! Then you can't spread the virus. It's like ebola, it's too destructive for its own good at killing people so that there is no one left to infect.

    In other words, unless the destructive virus infects a specific number of hosts and/or expires after a sufficiently lengthy period, it would probably only impact relatively few systems.

  54. Re:+5 Funny for the mods.... by botzi · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    A proof we need new moderation system. It would have been nice to "moderate the moderators" on this post as +5 Funny, because of the informative rating;o))))))
    Unless I'm missing something;o?

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  55. cognitive dissonance by stonebeat.org · · Score: 2, Funny

    cognitive dissonance: A condition of conflict or anxiety resulting from inconsistency between one's beliefs and one's actions, such as:
    - opposing the slaughter of animals and eating meat; or
    - Microsoft using Linux Server to distribute Critical Patches for MS Windows ???

    Yes indeed, if you use Windows Update to get you patches, you are downloading it from a Linux box, using HTTP.

    1. Re:cognitive dissonance by baarod · · Score: 1

      Your claims would really mean something if you had posted some PROOF. If that were true it would really be something to stuff in the $oftie's faces. My only problem is that I see these interesting tidbits here and bring them up in "discussions" elsewhere only to be shown, without doubt, that many are simply untrue.

    2. Re:cognitive dissonance by stonebeat.org · · Score: 1

      Sniff your Windows Update traffic to see where you are getting the patches from:
      On my computer they were coming from : 206.112.112.62 and 206.112.112.54.
      When I ran a nmap Scan on these 2 IP address, I found that these servers are
      running Linux.
      Below is the output from running NMAP.
      # nmap -O 206.112.112.62
      Starting nmap V. 3.00 ( www.insecure.org/nmap/ )
      Remote operating system guess: Linux 2.1.19 - 2.2.20
      # nmap -O 206.112.112.54
      Remote operating system guess: Linux 2.1.19 - 2.2.20

    3. Re:cognitive dissonance by AndreyF · · Score: 1

      if i understand correctly, the 2.2.20 stands for the kernel version. so you are saying that MS is running their update servers on a 4 year old version of Linux? Dream on cowboy. The fact that you use nmap and like to sniff windows update traffic (instead of using netstat - dumbass) means absolutely shit even to a n00b like me. MS is not the most secure OS, but if you don't have much time to spend on keeping it secure, it is a good investment. I spend 1/5th the time playing with OS than my Linux buddies do, and my computer is probably still more secure (XP+Tiny Firewall). Linux is more secure if updated properly, but with XP at least I don't spend any of my time recompiling kernels.

    4. Re:cognitive dissonance by thunderbird46 · · Score: 1

      Ummm... if you're wanting to be sure you're on SCO's good side, you'd run a 2.2.x kernel, because SCO only alleges tainting in the 2.4.x series and following :) So from that point of view MS running 2.2.x on Windows Update servers would actually make sense.

    5. Re:cognitive dissonance by stonebeat.org · · Score: 1

      nmap is not for sniffing
      nmap is for scanning ports.

      who said i used NMAP for scanning.????

    6. Re:cognitive dissonance by md27 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just like the last time people brought this up, it's because Microsoft has started using Akamai to cache all their data.

    7. Re:cognitive dissonance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You fucking moron.

      Yeah, that's all I have to say about you. There's so many inconsistencies and obvious attempts at trolling in your "post" that "you fucking moron" is the only appropriate response.

    8. Re:cognitive dissonance by AndreyF · · Score: 1

      the question was why were you sniffing in the 1st place?

  56. Funny by HornyBastard · · Score: 2, Funny

    I got a Microsoft ad in the newsforge blaster article.

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  57. From the horses mouth by Stonent1 · · Score: 4, Informative

    This supersedes kb823980 which was the rpc patch from a few weeks ago. Basically a roll up. So if you haven't ran kb823980, you can run this and kill 2 birds with one stone.

    1. Re:From the horses mouth by Mostly+a+lurker · · Score: 1
      This supersedes kb823980 which was the rpc patch from a few weeks ago. Basically a roll up. So if you haven't ran kb823980, you can run this and kill 2 birds with one stone.

      Alternatively, wait a few more weeks and install the next one.

    2. Re:From the horses mouth by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

      NC :)

    3. Re:From the horses mouth by pi_rules · · Score: 1
      This supersedes kb823980 which was the rpc patch from a few weeks ago. Basically a roll up. So if you haven't ran kb823980, you can run this and kill 2 birds with one stone.


      I spent a good 30 minutes today trying to figure this one out. We run two different production servers, one in North America and one for Europe that are supposed to be identical to one another. Due to the EU portion being over worked their server sometimes falls behind in patches both to our own software and to MS related things.

      The EU admins were complaining that their server was acting whacky, so I set in to investigate. Sure enough, it's FUBAR so I hit a reboot (just to get IE to work) after hours and discover that it's got Welchia on it. I update IE (don't know why this was necessary but they wanted it) and I look at the Windowsupdate.com page to see that the 'new' (824146?) patch was supposed to fix Blaster type infections. I figure they never patched this thing... because 824146 was still in my "need to download list" along with 23 other things. Yes it's horribly out of date. No this is not my fault.

      So I install the patch and shortly realize that this hasn't hit our QA systems yet after more looking. I look back through my notes and see that 823980 patches the Blaster and family hole. SHIT! Took a while to realize after scanning the KB to figure out that this was a roll-up patch... all because MS didn't want to publish this on their windowsupdate.com page. That and I'm not a Windows admin, I just occasionally play one at work when need be.

      It takes a person a day to run through a full sweep of our application stack to validate a patch. We do not have time to do this 2-3 times a week for core OS patches. This is getting insane. Roll them up in a patch-a-week fashion. Distribute them one by one if you want but make it an option to download the patch of the week and make this the common practice. Too many patches are coming out for the CORE OS! It's nuts... just plain nuts. This would be like Debian reasing a new kernel and a new glibc two or three times a week. Something is wrong with this picture.

      Come up with a better patching naming scheme too. Ever been to Windows Update? From the summary you see on there you never know what the patch really fixes -- you have to hunt it down via links that distract you from your core job. All the critical OS patches say the same thing: Critical... could allow attacker remote code execution, blah blah blah... etc. List the known in-the-wild worms in the freaking patch names!

      Yeah, I'm a little pissed today. I would never ever sign up to be a Windows admin but the days that I have do it it really really hurts.
    4. Re:From the horses mouth by babyrat · · Score: 1

      or if you already ran 03-026 you get a whole new chance to break things with this one!

  58. Re: Blaster Worm Aritcle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    An article about people's thoughts on others' hunches. Fantastic. Top-notch. Really.

  59. Re:+5 Funny for the mods.... by Mr.+McGibby · · Score: 3, Informative

    See: Metamoderation

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  60. Whither old Windows? by gamartin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is my favorite part of the article:

    Microsoft tested Windows Millennium Edition, Windows NT Workstation 4.0, Windows NT Server 4.0, Windows NT Server 4.0, Terminal Server Edition, Windows 2000, Windows XP and Windows Server 2003 to assess whether they are affected by this vulnerability. Previous versions are no longer supported, and may or may not be affected by these vulnerabilities.

    Great. Is my Windows 98 machine affected or not? Thanks for the info, Microsoft.

    1. Re:Whither old Windows? by Keeper · · Score: 1

      WinME is based off of Win98. It is reasonably safe to assume that 98 is unaffected as well. The vulnerability effects DCOM, which wasn't installed/enabled by default on Win9x. Additionally, the implementations of DCOM are completely different between Win9x and NT based OSes.

      That being said, nobody would want to write an exploit for Win98 anway .. the machine probably wouldn't stay up long enough to do any damage...

  61. Re:GPL - Source Posted by arendjr · · Score: 1

    At the risk of being modded as a troll for this one, I would say that if UNIX had the marketshare instead of MS, then we'd see a ton of UNIX based worms/viruses. Or Mac for that matter. MS, who I agree has awful business practices, is just an easy target for rhetoric for those two reasons.

    If I'm not mistaken, the majority of servers connected to the web (mostly webservers) are in fact *NIX machines. Servers are an easy target since they can't be entirely 'firewalled' because their services need to be available and they're not moving targets either. Still I don't see huge amounts of Apache (and the like) virii floating around...

  62. Alternative Patch by mraymer · · Score: 1, Funny

    This is an alternative patch for desktop users. ;)

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    1. Re:Alternative Patch by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

      This may be too radical for M$ Lovers. Note, however that M$'s bulletin states "Microsoft Windows Millennium Edition (Me) does not include the features that are associated with these vulnerabilities" - so there's an option for NT, 2000 and XP users - 'upgrade' to Me!!!

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  63. tco and gartner by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Did the recent microsoft underwritten study on tco for windows and linux include the odd virus infestation and weekly patching requirements for windows machines.

    1. Re:tco and gartner by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually, all that downtime makes administering Windows even cheaper. "Server's down!" "OK, I'm going to the pub!"

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    2. Re:tco and gartner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They need to also include the cost of a big ass law suit when your business can't meet it's SLA. Or worse, you loose all your customers and your business goes bankrupt.

  64. Oh Frell... by Mnemennth · · Score: 1

    That does it. The next time someone asks me what they should do to make their WinBloze PC secure, I'm going to hand them a sledgehammer.

    Crap on a crutch. As least LINUX tells the customer they're installing a Beta...

    Mnem
    "...It's kinda like Pro Wrestling...
    Part reality, part illusion, part bullshit, all mixed with big scary guys from parts unknown in dire need of psychiatric care."
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  65. Thank You Microsoft! by mrpuffypants · · Score: 1

    As long as security vulnerabilities keep coming out with this regularity I get to keep my job even longer!

    Now the week that nothing happens.....well....that's whan I begin to worry!

    1. Re:Thank you Microsoft! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the MSCE's are too stupid to understand the MS Security Bulletins and since Blaster, Nachi, and SOBIG.F did so much damage our management is sucking in the UNIX/Linux admins to help bring order to this mess. Ask an MSCE to explain RPC or DCOM. Ask them if they can turn DCOM off? They have no clue whatsoever and can't tell you what's even running on their boxes and/or why. I never seen a group of people who know so little about the services or software on their boxes.

      This totally sucks!!!!!

      On the plus side, everybody is getting really, really sick of M$. Even the M$ advocates are getting sick of patching every week. The revolt is coming and its not going to be pretty.

      It's time to freeze everything and fix the DAMN CODE BILL! Greed is going to destroy Western Civilization in the not to distant future if the situation does not improve.

    2. Re:Thank you Microsoft! by brucmack · · Score: 1

      Who's the bigger schmuck... the developer who creates faulty code and later patches it, or the developer who creates faulty code and never figures it out until a virus is released?

  66. Of course you can't run windows in a power plant! by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why, these days, all the big systems are running OS's that end in the letter "X" - Linux, Unix, AIX, QNX, even Mac OS X. SCO, desperate by any means to be on the corporate radar, trades under "SCOX" just to try to level the playing field.

    Windows can't compete with the "X." They tried with "NT," thinking two more common letters (and half of "can't," "won't," and "don't") would be a natural evolutional step, but that was unsuccessful until the third version, where the name was changed to "Windows 2000." This was partially successful because the name ends in a string of zeroes, which are nearly as powerful as a single, murderous "X," but not quite. The next iteration, Windows XP, is closer, but some marketing clown thought that sticking a P on the end would improve on the threatening, eat-your-children lure of the "X" - what resulted is a GUI that looks like it was designed to fit with the Habitrail plastic tubes.

    Until Microsoft can get with the program and start developing an OS whose name ends in "X," the crucial systems of the world will continue to run other operating systems. Even then, the company may find it needs to double or triple its efforts and create Windows XXX. Other OS's, however, have seen the emerging trend and are planning to look at things from the other side - the beginning of the name. YAMacOS is tentatively scheduled for a code freeze in March 2005, three months before Microsoft's Windows XXX, currently codenamed Hindenburg, is scheduled for release.

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  67. Do what I do, by BigGar' · · Score: 4, Funny

    I took all my Windows servers and unplugged them. It's really amazing how secure all Windows OS's become when their flow of electrons is cut off. I mean nothing is getting into that.

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  68. Re:GPL - Source Posted by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1


    Slapper
    were the first two that came up in google for me, but there were quite a few more. Apache is a target because it has market share on web servers, just as MS is a target because it has market share on desktops.

    Don't take this as Linux/Apache bashing... I'm all for open source, and I don't care at all for MS's business practices. But I do write Windows code for a living right now (love the life of a contractor.. ugh). I haven't been hit by a virus/worm in several years, and I host a web server from my home. I'm current on security patches, and most of them don't require a reboot. I just get torked off when spin gets added to news like this.

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  69. When will M$ held accountable for damage caused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    When will Micro$oft finally held liable for all the damage caused by their incompetence, exorbitant profits and malicious negligence, all powered by greed and arrogance! When will this shrink wrap nonsense EULAs finally be declared void by a sane judge! When will M$ be held accountable for their anti-social behaviour with the business ethics of a heroine dealer. How long do we have to tolerate this
    shit? Or just wait for the next major disaster?

  70. My mouse says by eyepeepackets · · Score: 1


    MS product is the CHEESE! Swiss, that is.

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  71. Thanks, guys by fire-eyes · · Score: 1

    Thanks guys, for the daily humor post. Usually it's SCO, but this is even more amusing.

    MOD ME AS A TROLL DO IT JUST DO IT!!

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  72. Thank you Microsoft! by El · · Score: 3, Funny

    In a down economy, Microsoft is struggling to keep all sysadmins fully employed! Or at least, all MSCEs... thanks again for you valiant efforts, Bill, at preserving our jobs, even at the expense of making M$ software developers look like a bunch of schmucks!

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  73. Software Update Services by opiatepipedream · · Score: 4, Informative

    I've personally used software update sevices on about 200 clients and found it to work quite effectively. I created a SUS server and then configured the clients by Kix script. The only catch was you couldn't use SUS for any os patches or service packs but not really a big deal. SUS is good also since you can decide which patches your clients pull from the server. If anyone has any interest on creating a server or would like to see the scripts I wrote to configure client machines I would be willing to donate it to anyone that needs it. Btw the script configures machines in an AD environment using LDAP and at this point is only configured for machines running 200 or xp. It also covers win2k sp1 & 2 being that it copies and installs and configures SUS on a per machine basis. Sp3 and later only need configuration.

  74. bind & apache != OS's by Captain+Segfault · · Score: 1

    Most of those exploit holes in APPLICATIONS, troll. Most end users don't run BIND or apache, whereas every windows user who doesn't specifically disable it runs this rpc dcom crap.

    1. Re:bind & apache != OS's by windex82 · · Score: 1

      Most dont diable it because they dont know what it is, but even more to the point, no one disables it because in widnows 2000 and up you cant disable it.

    2. Re:bind & apache != OS's by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry... are you suggesting RPC and DCOM aren't software?

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    3. Re:bind & apache != OS's by Captain+Segfault · · Score: 1

      The kernel is software. I'm suggesting that RPC and DCOM are fundamentally tied in to windows in a way that apache and bind are not to any *NIX system; after all, my primary machine is a linux box and it runs neither apache nor bind.

    4. Re:bind & apache != OS's by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      But RPC and DCOM are not fundametally tied to Windows, and actually can be shut off without disturbing the locally running OS. Pretty easy too.. you just go to the services dialog box and turn them off. They're merely .DLL's after all. As a matter of fact, I shut them both off recently before applying the ms03-039 on my server at home, to wait and see what the effect of the patch was going to be. I honestly think the whole "built into the OS" stuff is just FUD.

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  75. Boot time update procedure? by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

    I think a better approach to upgrades needs to be devised. Perhaps in large organisations a server could download all the updates and then when machines bootup and connect to the network they could check for new updates, apply them and reboot.

    Of course security would need to be tight in such a system, but that's for someone else to figure out.

    1. Re:Boot time update procedure? by jonfelder · · Score: 1
      What makes you think this hasn't been done?

      SUS

      SMS

  76. Hopefully by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hopefully the first worm that exploits this won't still idle and just be programmed to exist and reproduce.

    We need one that causes the computer to explode and take the idiot user that don't patch with them. A little survival of the fittest is needed to weed out unfit computer users.

  77. patch download by 3eyedlie · · Score: 1

    does anyone know anywhere where I can download the damn patch without having to use windows update. I have to send the patch out to remote users, and I don't trust them enough to use windows update (I won't trust farther than I can throw em, and I can't even reach em)

    1. Re:patch download by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      1. Link
      2. Under "RESOLUTION" click on your OS.
      3. Click on the Package you want.
      4. On the right select your language.
      5. Download.
    2. Re:patch download by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i think this is what you are looking for http://www.microsoft.com/technet/treeview/default. asp?url=/technet/security/bulletin/MS03-039.asp

  78. It's easy to jump on the bandwagon by AvengerXP · · Score: 1, Insightful

    And bash MS but when you have 90% of the market for desktops, of course all flaws will appear blown out in proportions. Imagine having almost everyone drive Ford cars. Then the recall rate for Fords will increase. Of course it will, it's called proportions.

    Sure their coding isn't flawless, far from it, but they really are doing their best. It doesn't serve them or their customers to "make" these holes.

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    1. Re:It's easy to jump on the bandwagon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you read the MS tech bulletin? They didn't even find this new buffer overrun problem. Now, after MSBlaster, wouldn't you be looking at every other part of your system for similar vulnerabilties? I sure would. But MS wasn't. The only reason that this fix is here today is because someone else was looking!

      Now, when you add in the sheer number of buffer overflow problems that MS software has suffered in the previous 5 years, the fact that automated tools to examine source code for exactly this problem are available (STFW) and then the fact that their "trustworthy computing" initiative led the advertising ampaign for win2k3 server, you simply have to conclude that they are:
      1. stupid
      2. incompetetent or
      3. lying

      You pick one to defend them with. I am tired of being at the mercy of their shitty software!

  79. Exploit by the end of the day?!?!?! by djembe2k · · Score: 5, Informative
    FYI: In an article at SecurityFocus, an "expert" says that:
    hackers could launch attacks against unprotected systems as early as day's end. "It's going to be trivial," he said. "This is an instant replay of a few weeks ago."
    And this post from BugTraq today seems also to suggest that there's no reason this won't be in the wild just about any minute.
  80. Need i say more? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
  81. Software Cures MSBlaster Pain for MS Exchange by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Software Cures MSBlaster Pain for MS Exchange; Web-based Approach to Exchange Pays Dividends
    9/10/2003 10:29:00 AM

    REDWOOD CITY, Calif., Sep 10, 2003 (BUSINESS WIRE) -- Seaside Software's products, HiPerExchange and Xkey, have proved their worth for users during the recent MSBlaster crisis. While other companies have scrambled to re-connect their remote Outlook users suddenly cut off by multiple ISPs, Seaside customers have continued to access Exchange without interruption to critical business endeavors.

    Companies with remote Outlook users can consider a number of alternatives for accessing their Exchange server, says David Ferris, President and Analyst of messaging consultancy at Ferris Research. The downside is they either add significant cost and complexity (VPNs, wholesale client/server upgrades) or drop majority functionality (eg, offline use in the case of Outlook Web Access). With Seaside's approach, users get rich client features (e.g., offline use, synched online performance, archiving) with their web client, HiPerExchange. By keeping all communications with the server web-based, they sidestep issues caused by worms such as MSBlaster while delivering Exchange to remote users.

  82. A critical Windows flaw? by burgburgburg · · Score: 3, Funny
    Is it Wednesday already?

    Again, Server 2003 is one of the affected.
    Welcome to the family!

    1. Re:A critical Windows flaw? by Afrosheen · · Score: 4, Funny

      The Microsoft family is similar to the Osbourne family. XP is pretty much Ozzy.

    2. Re:A critical Windows flaw? by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1

      Yes, but this Wednesday, they need to keep people too busy to upgrade to Linux or to read about the WM9 saga.

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  83. Humour me... by EverDense · · Score: 1

    I got exactly the same Microsoft Advert for one of their server products on both
    the SlashDot page and the Newsforge page.

    So, was that particular Ad placement intentional?

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  84. Try these guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These guys stopped Sobig, they should be able to stop the next one that is based on this vulnerability (since the vulnerability is published, they can put out a signature that covers it in a couple of days).

    I've seen this intrusion prevention work, at 2 gbps... with only a couple of millis of latency.

  85. A new idea for an RPC worm written by Microsoft by amichalo · · Score: 1

    I think Redmond should take a page out of Washington State law enforcement's book on keeping bomb sqads prepared by having them build bombs and then diffuse them.

    Microsoft needs to setup a team to create an RPC worm that would install a patch for the RPC vulnerability and thus fix the issue while learning how to write a worm, and perhaps then, learning to to prevent loop holes.

    Either that, or everyone buys Macs.

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  86. Kill RPC by ChrisKnight · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Personally, I don't want to patch RPC, I want to disable it. Where is the option for that?

    -Chris

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    1. Re:Kill RPC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Personally, I don't want to patch RPC, I want to disable it. Where is the option for that?

      You wouldn't want to - RPC is used everywhere in Windows and if you disable it, your system will be unusable. Turning it on again after disabling it is a bitch, too - you'll have to use regedit because you won't have access to the control panel.

    2. Re:Kill RPC by pleasetryanotherchoi · · Score: 1

      Sorry, that's not true. I've had RPC disabled on my Win2k ProCorp box for nearly a year with no ill effects. It's REMOTE procedure call, after all. After logging in as administrator, go to control panel/administrative tools/services. Look for RPC on the list of services and choose disable. RPC is easily restarted simply by the reverse of the above procedure.

    3. Re:Kill RPC by kavi_3 · · Score: 1

      Really, that just the opossite of my experience. I disable RPC on my home Win2000 box and it was almost unusable. Drag and Drop, printers, dial up, Windows Media Player. Just because it's RPC doesn't mean it's not used by local programs.

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    4. Re:Kill RPC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See:
      Minimizing Windows network services
      http://www.hsc.fr/ressources/breves/min_ srv_res_wi n.en.html

    5. Re:Kill RPC by ChrisKnight · · Score: 1

      >After logging in as administrator, go to control
      >panel/administrative tools/services. Look for RPC
      >on the list of services and choose disable.

      Windows XP Processional does not allow you to disable this. The 'response' for RPC failing to start is to restart the computer.

      If it is necessary for local system functionality, then fine let it run. But there should be a way to get it to stop listening to an externally accessible port.

      -Chris

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    6. Re:Kill RPC by ChrisKnight · · Score: 1

      OK, so leave RPC alive for local use. There is no reason you shouldn't be able to disable its listening to a port on an world accessible interface. You don't need to do that for interprocess communication.

      -Chris

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    7. Re:Kill RPC by Keeper · · Score: 1

      Windows XP Processional does not allow you to disable this. The 'response' for RPC failing to start is to restart the computer.

      That's the default recovery procedure configured when that service crashes. You can change the behavior if you're so inclined.

    8. Re:Kill RPC by borgdows · · Score: 1

      You don't need to do that for interprocess communication.

      Actually, interprocess communication have to be validated by microsoft.com overlord servers before being brought back to your local process.

    9. Re:Kill RPC by ChrisKnight · · Score: 1

      On my system, all changeable settings for RPC are greyed out and do not respond to mouse clicks. I can't even stop it temporarily.

      Yes, I am logged in as administrator.

      -Chris

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    10. Re:Kill RPC by P3nguin · · Score: 0

      funny :)

      you mean no windows machine will run unless it has internet access?

      I actually thought about this seriously for a few seconds :)

      *needs more sleep*

  87. cheers! You're not alone. by ebyrob · · Score: 1

    Heck, we even do that for the applications we write so our customers don't have to...

    If we wasted our time doing this for *every* windows update, rather than just security related stuff, we'd never get anything done.

  88. Any Snort-like tools to detect these worms? by CoolQ · · Score: 1

    Hi-
    My school has been hit with several of these RPC worms over the past couple weeks. Does anyone know of a Snort ruleset or a Snort-like tool that can detect these worms and ideally block them at our Cisco switches?
    --Quentin

    1. Re:Any Snort-like tools to detect these worms? by md27 · · Score: 1

      When blaster came out it was announced that the existing snort rules for RPC attacks would detect it. I would assume that the same is true for this attack.

    2. Re:Any Snort-like tools to detect these worms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a mtter of fact, my firewall runs Snort and did catch these; I checked when MSBlaster was peaking. However, I think they were labeled as slammer attempts. Snort has rules to check specifically for buffer overrun by comparing actual packet length with reported packet lengths. None of these make it thru the firewall.

      The reason I am not sure what they were reported as; I went into the firewall logs to check again and found them filled with a huge number (about every 5 secs) of "ICMP PING CyberKit 2.2 Windows". Have the script kiddies found a new toy to play with?

  89. Contents of patch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh... the contents of the patches are datestamped August...

    0ctal

  90. This is not news... by Eric+Damron · · Score: 1

    News would be:

    No new flaw found in Microsoft OS!!

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  91. Thinking outside the XBox... by acousticiris · · Score: 1

    Here's how you get Microsoft more interested in security:
    Write the next Blaster virus to create a distributed computing network (similar to SETI@Home) designed to hack the private key of the XBox console.
    Use said private key to create a linux distribution that makes installing linux on the XBox as easy as playing Halo.

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  92. Re:Depressing thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well, since everyone else is having fun bashing Windows update I'm not going to miss out...
    What if you are one of the poor majority with only a dial-up modem? I know this patch isn't so big, but it probably depends on SP1 or something and that's a multimegabit download. Some of these service packs takes *days* to download via 56kb

  93. Another convenient source of patches by U-Boot_96 · · Score: 1

    Hi, I thought this could be useful and worth +5 [Informative]:

    In case of difficulties one might experience trying to get to M$ update site to get patches, here is another source:

    http://ftp.redhat.com/pub/redhat/linux/9/en/iso/i3 86/*.iso

    These files are quite large, yes I know, but the installation is quite straightforward once you burn them onto CDs. Just reboot with the first CD in the tray and follow on screen instructions. As a system administrator you may be also interested in knowing that those patches do not break the system and are guaranteed to leave you with a perfectly well working and stable OS.

    Oh, and a, er, don't try to register this as a patch level with M$ or anything like that. Since the system will be exceptionally stable once you patch it you may never need to contact M$ seeking support anyway. So why bother.

  94. LOL by Wesser · · Score: 1

    What's really funny is a linux.com ad loaded right below this news brief.

  95. So how's the "Security Initiative" going Bill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    So Bill, how has that so-called "Security Initiative " been panning out? I bet you've proactively fixed a slew of problems -- what's the count up to?

    Yet another big fat security hole...

    Yet another big fat security hole discovered by someone other than Microsoft...

    If MS is serious about fixing security flaws in it's products, why haven't they bought up a couple of the companies that discover these problems?

  96. Ahem... by GarfBond · · Score: 1

    So, uh, where's my five nines of reliability again?

  97. Anyone every ever wonder what an Animation by cmdrwhitewolf · · Score: 1

    (like the 3D animation of Linux source code development) of Microsoft's code development would look like during thier patching processes?

    I get this mental image of a huge shiny metal sphere (painted to look like an Apple) slowly flaking apart, interspersed with sudden appearances of Bill Gates shaped holes!

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  98. Fixed and dynamic ports by arth1 · · Score: 1
    It seems like many of the recent vulnerabilities have one common feature--they all use a static port.

    The buggy Netgear routers that were DDoS-ing U-Wisconsin all sent the packets from one port, and the temporary solution of blocking that traffic was an easy fix (if not optimal in bandwidth terms). RPC by its very nature also uses a fixed series of ports, and Microsoft's continued ineptitude in properly programming the protocol suggests that it's time to start blocking those ports on Internet-facing computers and (for some universities or corporations where it wouldn't kill important processes) inside the firewall.


    Funny you say that, because the whole purpose of RPC is to negotiate a non-static port. The idea is that the remote computer contacts RPC, tells what service it wants, and gets assigned a high port for future communication.
    It's not a problem with the design. RPC is a smart design (lifted from Unix, of course), but the implementation sucks.

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  99. Commercial by mic256 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did you patch your system today? (TM)

    1. Re:Commercial by blixel · · Score: 1

      Did you patch your system today? (TM)

      haha... I don't get in on the MS bashing thing but that's pretty funny.

    2. Re:Commercial by EddyMerckx · · Score: 1

      Did you patch your system today? (TM)

      The one benefit, if there was one, of the Blaster worm was that its made corporate IT people a little more responsive to security threats.

      Prior to the whole blaster deal, I never had my work computer remotely patched. Since then I've had patched twice.

      Or maybe they are just scared for their job.

    3. Re:Commercial by Douglas+Simmons · · Score: 1

      Another benefit of the recent larger wave of holes and subsequent exploits is a profitable boom in the antivirus stock sector. Bad things create demand for remedies and often it ultimately is good for the economy.

  100. Perspective by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 4, Informative


    Seems impressive that such a severe exploit has been in popular operating systems for many years - when was NT 4 released? 97?


    Let's do some comparisons.

    The last big Linux worm out in the wild was slapper. Slapper took advantage of a vulnerability in OpenSSL which was reported on 30 Jul 02. All previous versions of OpenSSL to that date are vulnerable. This includes the SSLeay library on which OpenSSL was based (as a side note - anything based on SSLeay code could also be vulnerable).

    According to this version file it looks like SSLeay was first published 01 Apr 95. So using the same rough assumptions on the age of the vulnerable code base, both the Microsoft RPC and OpenSSL buffer overflow vulnerabilities were present for discovery and exploitation in the wild for seven years.

    Of course, this is very rough. But it does add a bit of perspective.


    If linux had 90+% of the desktop how long would it take for its remote exploits to be taken advantage of?


    About how long it takes for them to be exploited now. This Linux marketshare argument tends to ignore the fact that there is already a healthy installation base of Linux servers and systems... and have been for years. And it ignores that Linux does, in fact, have its own history of exploits, worms, rootkits, and other assorted tales. This is not virgin territory to Linux. And the question is not "if".

    I've mentioned before that the issue with worms and Windows versus Linux/Unix systems has more to do with architecture and management than market share. Although they are arguably related.

    Linux and Unix environments just do not provide the fertile ground worms need to thrive. They have existed... gone through their brief growth... and then died. At least, they do now (nod to the infamous Morris worm). Part of that could be the Unix architecture - the ability to reliably patch and control a system. But a large portion of that is simply because the vast majority of these systems are properly managed.

    If / when Linux gains more desktop marketshare, it is almost a given that it will present a more fertile target for malicious code. A lot of Linux architecture tends to lend itself to a less attractive virus haven than the current Windows standard. But desktops just don't get the same attention servers do. And there are, and will likely continue to be, vulnerabilities in the Linux world - no matter how quickly they are fixed. Popular desktops with the occasional exploit and a lack of attention to update them; a more fertile ground for malware.

    Keep in mind, though, that this is not just an issue of desktops. Servers still count and are also affected by the likes of Nachi and Blaster (much to the suprise and chagrin of some of our admins).
  101. Ports 80 and 443! Gad! by Robert+Frazier · · Score: 1

    If MS wants to screw up their own services on their own ports, have at it: they can be blocked. But when they screw up services that are set up to run on 80 and 443 so that they can circumvent firewalls, that it going too far! How the Hell are we supposed to block that?

    Best wishes,
    Bob

    1. Re:Ports 80 and 443! Gad! by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1

      The entire point of SOAP is to screw up port 80, because those damn pesky sysadmins won't let sundry RPC calls go through their firewalls.

    2. Re:Ports 80 and 443! Gad! by Robert+Frazier · · Score: 1

      Ah. I haven't paid attention to what SOAP is supposed to do. So, ./ is educational after all, contrary to popular opinion.

      Best wishes,
      Bob

    3. Re:Ports 80 and 443! Gad! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm sure we'll soon have firewalls that read the port 80 data streams and can distinguish SOAP traffic from web page requests. Once such firewalls are widely employed, another industry-wide consortium will develop a new remote procedure call protocol that imitates web page requests even more closely... and so it goes on.

      At some point it will become impossible to show code fragments on web pages because firewalls block them as possible directives for remote procedure calls. Then the RPC people will have to turn to natural language descriptions of what to do. This is how we will finally get a real artificial intelligence, developed solely for the purpose of transmitting commands to computers in a way that is indistinguishable from allegorical prose.

  102. iexplore.exe has stopped responding by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 2, Informative
    End now? Wow that's sure reassuring to happen while you're installing a patch!

    Also, the patches these days lie about their size - when they say 225K they mean just for the list of the files that they really need to download in part two - some patches have megabytes hiding away in "installing" instead of "downloading". And yes I do pay by the minute :-(

    1. Re:iexplore.exe has stopped responding by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 1

      You mean DirectX right? (I know others do it, but I've had that one trick me with its lies just recently!)

  103. If you must use windows ..... use Win 98! by whoever57 · · Score: 1

    Really.... There have been far more vulnerabilities discovered recently in the NT/2k/XP line than the 95/98/ME line.

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  104. Re:Of course you can't run windows in a power plan by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1
    • MSX
    • MSX2
    • XBOX

    Enough X for you?

  105. What about office vulnerabilities? by whoever57 · · Score: 1

    I tried Microsoft's scanner for Office updates. All it updated was the installer, yet there is a serious vulnerability in VBA stuff.

    I could have used the "office update" and thought I was secure! I had to go and download the patches myself.

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  106. to the tune of Hole in the Bottom of the Sea by pleasetryanotherchoi · · Score: 1

    Ohhhh ... there's a hole in the RPC. There's a hole in the RPC. There's a hole, there's a hole. There's a hole in the RPC. Ohhhh ... there's a worm in the hole in the RPC There's a worm in the hole in the RPC There's a worm, there's a worm, There's a worm in the RPC. ...and so forth

  107. that's retarded - do NOT rely on Windows Update! by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

    Each of the following conditions has been true for the significant vulnerabilities of the last year.

    1) windows update will fail silently or, worse, fail and falsely report success.

    2) windows update will install patches that will break stuff.

    3) patches will frequently not address the vulnerability they claim to fix

    4) patches will be difficult to apply - (MS Sql worm - oka Saphire)

    "Don't use Windows" is obvious, but not silly. It's TCO is too high.

  108. Where did my bookmarks go? by LentoMan · · Score: 1

    All I can say is Holy Crap!

    I installed this patch and as I am behind a router I feel pretty safe so I didn't do the immediate reboot thing.

    Later while switching tasks with alt+tab my Win2k system locks up, I try to take it down safe in all possible ways but noo. So I do the hardware reboot thing. Next time I boot up all my MozillaFirebird bookmarks are GONE!? I didn't even have Mozilla at the timepoint of the crash! This is really scaring me.

    Sure I have a week old backup copy of my bookmarks safe, but why did my bookmark file get baleeted? Did microsoft do this to me because I'm not using their browser or is this just merely a coincidence?

    Well I'm off to restore that backup...

  109. Update nixed my system? by SKlepJr · · Score: 1

    So yea I downloaded and installed the newest patch from MS, and on reboot it seems to have crippled my system. It lets me into the login screen, but once i login and it starts loading my desktop i see the start menu pop up for a split second and then my box turns off. Any help would be appreciated because I really don't feel like re-installing this pos os. BTW I tried runnin safe mode and the last known config and I get the same shutoff bs.

    1. Re:Update nixed my system? by SKlepJr · · Score: 1

      Apparently my keyboard had something to do with it, after starting up with it unplugged once and successfully getting in, I plugged er back in after a reboot and all is fine in my world. So yea, sorry for wasting your time =)

  110. Good for Business ?? by xxScoobyxx · · Score: 1

    We are a Linux based ISP in NZ who also supply support services for customers (who run many MS PC's)

    After just finishing patching them all we need to start again.

    As we also supply bandwidth to them...if the don't patch they are owned and blow there bandwidth cap.

    So ... either way this is creating a huge revenue stream for us although the work sucks!!

    I wonder if this cycle is the beginning of what is to be the Norm (like spam currently is).

    I will need to employ more staff if it is....so good for business?? depends on which hat you are wearing I spose.

  111. I want new media by thogard · · Score: 1

    In my attempts to show the powers that be how pathetic MS is, I've got a small test network that is running what our clients tend to run. That means only patches that windows update decides should be installed get installed.

    This test network is sort of behind a firewall, meaning its behind a bsd box that watches for stupid things and then disconnects. So the Win XP, Win 2K, NT and Win 98 box all have all sorts of "extra" software on it. Sometimes the anti-virus software even finds it.

    The XP box got hit by something so I slap the media in and reinstall (using the install/repair), The result is it was nailed before it got finished with the setup. Second attempt was without the network open to the world. It was all installed and I clicked the "windows update" and plugged in the lan. Before the critical update could get installed, the box is owned. The third time involved plugging it into the other port of the bsd box to firewall it since there is no chance this thing is going on any of the production networks, and the install and updates could be completed without it going over to the darker side of being a spamers tool chest.

    The result is I can't see how most of our customers can clean up their machines in the current enviroment.

    A solution for this is for MS to come up with a new CD that has an core install for Win 98/ME/XP or whatever. If they are worried about piracy they can insist you feed it the original CD but they should have install CD's at my local computer shop for $10 that will take care of this nonsense.

    Iv'e also been wondering how much money does MS make because of this? I've got a few clients that are upgrading from win98 to win ME because of this threat so I'm assuming there are more. How many people got their old computer messed up and just decided nows the time to upgrade? MS is not hurting at all from this and they know it.

    Meanwhile I've only got two Windows boxes on the production network at one site and three left on the critial production network at the other site. Too bad there are too many workstations still running the crud.

    I need some "windows kill" stickers to put on the new X1 server. It's killed 4 windows boxes to date and one more is in its crosshairs.

  112. Re:+5 Funny for the mods.... by MrHanky · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Unfortunately, you can only vote "Fair" or "Unfair". Sometimes a mod is so unfair that it's hilarious. Those should be lauded. Normally, the moderators are just stupid.

    Yes, that means you, you stupid git. No, don't touch that button. Get away from there! *Aieeeeee*

    Browse at -1 to read this comment.

  113. Hah, gotcha by CaptainSuperBoy · · Score: 1

    And you people modded me down when I scooped the Blaster story. Now who's laughing?

    Blackout 2003: The search for answers

    As we all know, Thursday August 14, 2003 marked the start of the single largest electrical blackout ever. While power is being brought back and critical services restored, we turn our attention to a question: What was the cause of the blackout? We have conflicting reports from multiple sources. Was it lightning? A fire at a power station? Multiple downed lines in the Mid-West? Electricity insiders are now indicating a different source for the problem - a certain company in Redmond, WA.
    Microsoft Corporation, to say the least, has struggled with its image over the years. The company has a slight reputation for putting security on the back burner while concentrating on flashy features that will appeal to the home user, such as MAPI and COM+. Security experts have criticized Microsoft in the past for a practice known as "full disclosure." Security expert Bruce Schneier accuses [counterpane.com], "Microsoft is leading the charge to ... the free flow of computer security vulnerabilities." Against the advice of experts, Microsoft provides comprehensive information on the causes and inner workings of their security problems. This is so that other developers will be able to write fixes themselves, freeing Microsoft of the responsibility.

    Microsoft, in its insistence on releasing detailed explanations of vulnerabilities, is enabling attackers to write exploits! Is no one surprised that Microsoft's infantile approach to security concerns has finally caused real financial damage?

    I am speaking, of course, of the "MS Blaster" computer virus that has been terrorizing Microsoft computers of late. The word from electricity industry insiders is that the Microsoft worm is the most likely cause for the historic blackout of 2003.

    Canadian officials have determined that a power control computer, responsible for adjusting the flow of electricity across the US/Canada border, was attacked on the afternoon of August 14, 2003. The computer was even behind a firewall but as we know, a firewall does not protect you from inside attacks. Network traffic indicates that a Canadian user on-site was playing the popular computer game Everquest during working hours, which caused the virus to be downloaded to his hard drive - effectively bypassing the firewall. From there, it was on to the operations servers, which remained vulnerable. When the infected PC went haywire, operators were forced to shut it down, which completely disabled the flow of electricity across the US/Canada border. This had a ripple effect on the already beleaguered power grid, causing the blackouts in major cities such as New York, Detroit, and Cleveland. Boston was largely unaffected due to its reliance on GNU/Linux and open source software.

    Do you want to hear the real kicker? Some time last month, Microsoft posted a detailed explanation of the "RPC bug," the very security hole that Blaster uses to infiltrate computers. Coincidence? Microsoft releases an explanation, and less than a month later a massive worm is sent onto the Internet that exploits the very same hole! Is anyone still convinced that "full disclosure" is a good idea?

    Tell me this: If Microsoft hadn't released the details, how on earth would an attacker have known how to write an exploit for the "RPC hole?" If you think full disclosure is a good idea, tell that to the families of the victims in New York, Detroit, and Cleveland. Microsoft has willingly provided the tools necessary to cripple the United States' information infrastructure. These tools are accessible to anyone - even our terrorist enemies. Tell me, how does this make Microsoft any better than the terrorists themselves? The answer here is clear: Full disclosure is information terrorism. I urge you all to write to your legislators and end this dangerous practice once and for all. We need to make companies take responsibility for their security issues, and end the information terrorism known as full disclosure. God Bless America.

    1. Re:Hah, gotcha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya know, this is nonsense! The problem is NOT M$ telling the world about their vulnerabilitiess.

      First of all, M$ never releases a patch for or desription of vulnerabilties until they've been exploited. This latest patch was NOT found by M$ (read their own tech bulletin linked to at the beginning of this thread). When the Blaster story first broke here, several sysadmins said they had evidence of Blaster-like activity on their firewalls BEFORE the patch was made available.

      That being said, the problem is still with M$: after soooo many buffer overrun problems (hell, just in IIS, let alone the rest of their shit!), why hasn't all of their code been subjected to inspection specifically for buffer overrun vulnerabilities? I guess they got more important things to do like pumping up SCO to attack Linux!

    2. Re:Hah, gotcha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mike Nash, head of security at Microsoft, said the first fix was produced after a group of Polish virus-hunters had spotted the loophole.
      http://news.ft.com/servlet/ContentServe r?pagename= FT.com/StoryFT/FullStory&c=StoryFT&cid=10594797305 70

      That certainly makes me feel secure..

  114. Benchmarks by Andy+Smith · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Note that this is another "critical" security update which includes an unconnected non-disclosure clause in the license agreement:
    You may not disclose the results of any benchmark test of the .NET Framework component of the OS Components to any third party without Microsoft's prior written approval.
    So if you want to keep your Windows system secure then you must also agree to be gagged.

    I'm amazed that Slashdot has never covered Microsoft's extraneous clauses in critical updates. Seems to me like something which is clearly "wrong" and yet it goes unchallenged. Odd.
    1. Re:Benchmarks by PenguiN42 · · Score: 1

      I really don't understand why they don't put this gag clause in the .NET framework download itself. Wouldn't that make more sense?

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    2. Re:Benchmarks by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      I really don't understand why they don't put this gag clause in the .NET framework download itself.

      That would only gag the people downloading .Net. This gags EVERYONE.

      Seriously, how can anyone criticize MS users who don't apply patches when MS pulls this sort of crap. It is totally ridiculous for a software vendor to throw in new EULA terms for security patches. In fact, it should be outright illegal to engage in this sort of activity.

  115. Re:Of course you can't run windows in a power plan by eyepeepackets · · Score: 1

    No, MS tried to get ahead of everyone else by naming it "XP" but unfortunately clever marketing ploys such as this never work for MS.
    Or do they? *ponder*

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  116. Thanks but... by 110010001000 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ...Microsoft Update downloaded and installed the patch for me already. And no, I didn't do a weeks worth of regression testing.

  117. Logging on sus by jakupovic · · Score: 1

    Have a look at this guys work at http://www.susserver.com/Software/SUSreporting/
    w hile the tool is not perfect for checking logs at least it gives you an idea what is going on. Also, in the deployment guide/white paper they have all the control codes listed, i.e. it should be trivial to create a script that parses the logs and reports back to the user what exactly went on during the update process.

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    1. Re:Logging on sus by turk182x2001 · · Score: 1

      Yes... and that was what we did... In light of that I will revise my statement... That should read "less than intuitive logging"

  118. Consider this thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The government is still trying to find out who released the original author of MSBlaster. So far they've arrested to lamers who copied the virus and made a few minor changes. Guess what. Really good hackers are rarely caught and often have decades of fun before the government catches on. Truly elete hackers don't get caught. Atleast not the ones I know. I've seen friends hack into a hardened Linux box with firewall and everything non-essential turned off. What does this mean for all OS's? It means no OS is totally secure. Doesn't exist. but that is no excuse for swiss cheese security microsoft calls windows. Now that script kiddies are rampant, it has made it easier for elete hackers, because there's so many lame hacks. System administrator and government agencies can't keep up and figure out if a truly danger hacker got in.

  119. Cryptographic Server Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had this problem when the worm blaster worm was about... when I run the patch, it goes "Setup could not verify the ingegrity of the file Update.inf. Make sure the Cryptographic service is running on this computer.

    Last time, what I did, was run a different installer...

    I have tried "everything" to fix it, and had no luck. I also have problems with Windows Update, too, but I don't know if they're related problems.

  120. Use by heletek · · Score: 1

    GFI LanGaurd, a great peice of software to manage all of the machines on your domain. Download a trial here.

  121. Give Linux the insane amount of marketshare Windows has and we'll see how many buffer overflows and remote code exploits we find in all the Linux distros after just a month. Read my sig. Or install Red Hat 9 sometime and marvel at the errata security fix list.

    Yes, that's right. No OS is 100% secure. Especially not Linux. Maybe OpenBSD. ;)

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    1. Re:Oh? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      Give Linux the insane amount of marketshare Windows has and we'll see how many buffer overflows and remote code exploits we find in all the Linux distros after just a month.

      Apache has 2x at least the marketshare IIS does, and I don't see any such activity.

      Read my sig.

      From the list in your sig:

      9/8/2003 12:08 - Debian: mah-jong multiple vulnerabilities

      Nicolas Boullis discovered two vulnerabilities in mah-jong.

      You are kidding, right? Microsoft would have to disclose EVERY buffer overflow in every software product available for Windows to have something comparable to the list.

  122. Re:Improved example of patch killing system by Whatchamacallit · · Score: 1

    Take NT 4, there was a critical update for NT 4 which I applied due to patching against Blaster and it killed the RAS services in NT. No RAS services would start after installing this particular HotFix.

    The user attempted to remove and re-add RAS and did not apply the SP6 and hotfixes afterwards, so the box blue screened with the infamous KMODE_EXCEPTION_NOT_HANDLED blue screen of death at every single boot.

    I had to have her ship the NT Desktop across the country, recover her data, and rebuild her system to fix it. Then ship it back. Hundreds of dollars in shipping fees and a week of down time to boot.

    All thanks to Microsoft's Windows update and a faulty CRITICIAL UPDATE not a driver.

    Ironically, I read about it on the Register the day after it happened. It was not easy to find the Microsoft documentation. Apparently, MS re-released the patch a few days later but by that point I was already TOAST.

    Oh and before you go on and on about how this should not be running NT 4. Know that they are running old legacy software and have no choice but to continue to run NT 4. The legacy software vendor is out of business and to replace it would cost on the order of 5 million dollars we don't have. The software won't run on Win2k/XP So looks like I will be supporting several thousand users stuck on NT 4 for years to come while MS grandfathers NT 4 and refuses to support it!

    Just another fact of life for real world Windows Admins. We have no choice but to upgrade but we can't upgrade half the time. Heck, they just upgraded from DOS/Win311/Novell to NT 3.51 when Win95 had been out for 3 years and NT 4.0 just started shipping.

    If we were running Linux we would all be happily running away for 10 years at a time without an upgrade on the workstations. There is little benefit for users to upgrade from NT4 to Win2k or XP. It's just a bunch of bells and whistles that add a heck of a lot more bloat to an already bloated system. In addition to the bloat, they move all the options around like a three card monty shell game so users and tech's alike have to remember where the stupid folder options have been moved to now.

    Give me a custom Linux build any day! I have built custom Linux systems and I am sure I could customize a corporate build right now that would be very easy to support.

  123. MS and Everyone was warned about this before by Ozric · · Score: 1

    I remember reading about how all the open ports in XP is going to be Virus heaven/hell(depending on your view) before this steamy thing was even released. As I recall everyone just poo pooed it, I foget who the expert was who warned everyone, but if I were him I would be jumping up and down, pumping my arms in the air, asking the rest of the IT world, HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW.

  124. Again?!?!? by gamlidek · · Score: 1

    Geezalou! If they keep having security flaws like this, one after the other, week-in week-out.. even my *mom* will switch to linux. I know my support calls will go down at that point. ;)

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  125. Same here... by Karpe · · Score: 1

    With a Dell Inspiron 3800. The Windows Update shows an audio driver (Certified!) that causes a BSOD during the update, and every time after reboot, until you try to recover from the CD, which leaves Windows in an identity crisis that makes it not know if it has already been updated with the latest patches or not (and not allowing you to install updates that show up in windows update, of course)

  126. Re:+5 Funny for the mods.... by epiphani · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Excellent point. I had a recent experience to that effect Here and had many people wanting to mod my moderator as funny. I think there should be a few more options for metamoding.

    Not only that, but sometimes I kinda wish you could mod posts as just plain "Wrong" or "Stupid". Though it wouldnt really be very nice...

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  127. Ignorant Banter by blueforce · · Score: 1

    I keep reading a lot of rants about how evil Microsoft is, shame on Microsoft, so much for Trustworthy computing, etc.

    Blame Microsoft for the flaws but blame bad System Administrators for the unpatched systems that make Blaster and Code Red possible. There were patches available for these flaws weeks, sometimes months prior to the exploits. There is no excuse for either.

    Am I the only one that noticed that eEye has been working with Microsoft for years to identify security flaws in Windows products? Has anyone bothered to point out that the announcement of the flaw was released with information about the patch, how to install it, etc? It isn't a coincidence that the patch was made before the announcement of the vulnuerability.

    A cursory glance at the frequency and amount of newly discovered vulnerabilities, with available patches, over the last 2 years should give some kind of indication that they're doing SOMEthing.

    Furthermore, how many vulnerabilities have been discovered and reported without a patch being available at the time of release? Not very many.

    Windows has flaws - surely no one will contest that - but the NT code-base has been around for such a long time prior to the Trustworthy computing initiative, it only makes sense that new vulnerabilities will be announced. That's what I would EXPECT to happen if they're really trying to fix it. It's not going to get fixed overnight. Expect more vulnerabilities in the future.

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  128. Get patches from Microsoft...yeah right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh yeah! Let's turn on that auto'update' feature in
    window$$ like good ole 'uncle bill' wants eh??
    Then when the digital wrongs management and
    longhorn 'trusty computin' crap comes into our
    computers, what do we do then.

    Be aware that any 'update' from microsoft may carry
    more baggage than an it says. Trust no one and least
    of all microsoft. I would rather have a virus than
    all the backdoors that I am sure microsoft would want
    to install on my machine courtesy of the 'auto update'
    program. Basically all new software from any major
    vendor will come with web bugs, spies, and trojans
    and logic bombs. It will also come with loads of
    commercials and market profiling, using our own
    machines to set us up to be patsies for some slimy
    capitalist in gucci shoes and a lap dancing secretary.
    Use micro$ 'patches' at your machine's peril and
    maybe even your own peril as some of these may
    contain scanners that will call home like digital E.T.'s
    if they find an mp3 or anything else that for some reason
    they did not like.

  129. Close all ports by BeforeCoffee · · Score: 1

    Microsoft should close all ports on their next OS, period! Also, wherever they mistakenly use sockets to perform IPC, they should switch to pipes!

    Clearly Microsoft cannot produce bulletproof protocols/servers, but the least they could do is protect the joe sixpack consumer from internet worms by closing the damned ports!!

    Grrr, I'm so angry about all this. I wish Gibson would start beating the "close all ports" drum. :(

  130. Blame... by pipingguy · · Score: 1

    You might want to keep your laptop's batteries charged; this NewsForge article suggests that the Blaster worm may have played a role in the August 14th blackout affecting the eastern U.S

    Hold on there, I thought it was all Canada's fault.

  131. or if M$ even THINKS the copy is illegal... by justanetgod · · Score: 1

    at least a Microsoft OS in mid-BSOD is secure as hell...

  132. MS Update is flawed, system still insecure. by MickLinux · · Score: 1
    Listen, I sent an email around to my relatives, because of a series of events that lead me to believe that people who have patched their systems now have a new, much easier security hole. Here it is:

    About a week ago, I found that I was getting spammed multiple times from multiple sources, all by different routes, but within the same minute. Because of this, I concluded that this was spamming caused by viruses. Here's a link where I show the spam I got, plus a bunch of the different headers. If you're technically adept, you'll be able to figure this out. If not, well, the other links may be more useful.

    http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2003/9/6/23747/49282

    It turns out that I was right.

    I searched for more information, and got this [I suggest reading the rest of this first. After that, you can go and view the links. I believe these links are safe.]

    http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2003/9/3/6257/30997

    At this point, I sent it on to my Dad, and asked him to forward it to JMU Computing Services. A few days later, he sent back to me the quoted portion that I've appended at the end of this.

    Here's the summary of what's going on. It turns out that some virus/trojan horse/worm writer has gotten together with spammers. They exploit a known, but unfixable flaw in Internet Explorer to take control of your computer without you having to even click anything. All you have to do is go to the wrong website.

    Once you do this, the computer installs a .DLL file that is opened when Internet Explorer starts up. The .DLL file will then download spam from the internet, and start sending it to all those addresses in your address book. Apparently, if you have P2P installed [Kazaa, for example], it makes use of that, too, to spam everyone you know. As an added bonus, because your computer is now sending out spam, it will work really slowly at everything else. Sorry, but priorities are priorities, and the spammers/virus writers have their own priorities which aren't necessarily yours.

    Are you infected? Ultimately, since the real problem is in Internet Explorer, then as long as you have that, there's no way of knowing, except if your firewall reports that it is doing a lot of internet work without you clicking anything. If you don't understand firewalls, then the only way you can tell is that your computer is really, really slow on the internet. Understand that the worms used this month will change next month.

    But if you are infected with the instance described in my links, the files to look for are C:\MSDOS.EXE and a file called wthunk32.dll (though I do not know where that will be. You'll have to use 'Find File' to search for it.) Now, if you have it, you can use the process described on the 2nd link above, to see if it's really spamming. Or, you can just rename it to another name (like _wthunk32.dll , with an underscore before the name, and c:\_msdos.exe), and everything should be fine. If you're worried that this might be bad advice, by all means, first make a bootable floppy, and copy these two files to the floppy before you do anything else. Then, if worst comes to worst, you can always boot the floppy, and restore things to their previous state.

    Anyhow... if you notice, the advice from JMU Computing Services, below, is "just don't use Internet Explorer to go to any new websites." If you don't think that's acceptable, let me suggest another option:

    Go to http://www.mozilla.org.

    and download the heir to Netscape. It's free, it's open-source, and it's a ton more secure. It's what I use. It's also a lot more convenient than Internet Explorer, because it has this neat feature called "Tabs". When you right-click a link in Internet Explorer, you have the option "open in a new window". Well, you h

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  133. Re:Of course you can't run windows in a power plan by DJ+Rubbie · · Score: 1

    Going slightly offtopic, but along the lines of your thought of 'Windows XP'

    XP

    Look sideways.

    Windows is dead.

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  134. I think what you want by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    Is this...

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  135. RPC: the root of all evil by maggotbrain_777 · · Score: 1

    In light of the recent RPC issues that Microsoft has been having with the RPC protocol, I thought that this email, from 1995, might be of some(perhaps humourous ) interest. Won't this darned RPC die a graceful death?
    rpc-comments
    N.B I realize that this refers to the SUN implementation of RPC, and not Microsofts extension/abortion/implementation.
    N.B.B. reprinted without permission...
    N.B.B.B. I don't much like /. "junk" filter

  136. You forgot... by MickLinux · · Score: 1
    ... at the end, to say "... but in Soviet Russia, You Summarize Slashd.."

    Oh, WHY CAN I NEVER GET THIS RIGHT?!?!

    I ALWAYS mess up the punchline. Darn, darn darn darn DARN!

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  137. Raise the threat level to Chartreuse by trolman · · Score: 1

    and people will notice. Seriously though there was a banner on CNBC today warning of the new exploit.

  138. Cryptographic service preventing patch install by hiroshi912681 · · Score: 2, Informative
    A few seconds after loading up the installer...

    "Setup could not verify the integrity of the file Update.inf.
    Make sure the Cryptographic service is running on this computer"


    I had been getting this problem for a looong time, couldn't get windows update going, couldn't install the ms blaster security patch (without finding an alternative installer from the original security update)... I had searched countless sites on "fixes" that didn't apply to me. But, thankfully, after the whole ms blaster patch thing settled, a few more ppl like me have come out of the woodworks...

    the fix that applied to me:

    (The following is ONLY XP Professional - NOT XP Home Edition)

    Well, this is going to happen only to a handful of you... I hope!

    Without getting too "techie" on you, there is an issue for some Windows XP Professional users where the computers Software Restriction Policy for the Local Computer only allows "Local computer administrators" to select "trusted publishers". This is causing the failure....

    This occurs whether the user installing the security patch is an Administrator or not!

    This may mean nothing to you and it does not have too.

    Here is the work around:

    Click Start menu, and then click the Run icon.
    In the small box that Opens, type: gpedit.msc then click the OK button.
    In the new windows that opens you will see a menu on the left hand side.
    Under Computer Configuration you will see a folder called Windows Settings - double click it.
    The new options that appear directly below include Security Settings - double click it.
    The new options that appear directly below include Software
    Restriction Policies - double click it.
    Now on the right hand side of the window you will see an object called Trusted Publishers - double click it and a new window appears.

    In this window change the setting under Allow the following users to select trusted publishers to the default which should be End Users.



    for even more fixes (in case it didn't work for you), check out the site I found it off: http://www.updatexp.com/cryptographic-service.html

    thanks updatexp =D I was finally able to install 37 critical security updates... scary, eh? Thank goodness for routers/firewalls =) I'd have been doomed, otherwise.

    1. Re:Cryptographic service preventing patch install by Gunstick · · Score: 1

      > Click Start menu, and then click the Run icon.
      > [bla... bla... bla...]
      > [more bla bla]
      > see an object called Trusted Publishers - double click it and a new window appears.
      > In this window change the setting under Allow the following users to select trusted publishers to the default which should be End Users.

      Don't you sometimes hate not having a simple CLI where you could just cut/paste some command lines doing the work?
      Like: perl -pi -e 's/Allow=trusted/Allow=EndUsers/' /etc/windows.conf

      Georges

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      Atari rules... ermm... ruled.
  139. Still uses 135 - OWA is poo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quote from your knowledge base....

    After this, you must configure the packet filter (or firewall) to allow Transmission Control Protocol (TCP) connections to be made to these ports in addition to port 135.

    Still need to do it though

  140. Uptime by overlordhab · · Score: 1

    Given all the patches and virii. What is the longest uptime for W2k, W2k3 and XP boxes? It not remote updates but remote booting. :) And it does seem the hackers are busy. My ports where scanned twice last night with many attemps to connect to port 135.

  141. Re:+5 Funny for the mods.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Proper protocol in cases like that should be for other moderators to come along and mod that underated.

  142. TCO by mattr · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Someone also mentioned but I was thinking.. the article about blaster and the power grid mentions at the bottom a few links to huge outages caused by Microsoft vulnerabilities - railways, police stations, etc. Sure we've heard about these on and off lately.

    Now has anybody actually made a study of how much was lost, and what statistically would be the amount you can expect to lose if you deploy M$ systems? Something like a 5% chance of losing 20 million bucks, etc.? Was just thinking this should be included in any TCO studies M$ is funding.

  143. SUS DOESN'T WORK ON Win98 by soundman32 · · Score: 1

    We run about 15 PCs here. There is 1x2K and 2xXP. The rest run on W98.
    What am I supposed to do?

    I've started writing a os independent installer, but it's a big job. Anyone interested in helping?

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    No sharp objects, I'm a programmer!
  144. US blackout by martin · · Score: 1

    Interesting coincidences...

    1. Bush tries to get a Bill through Congress to update the US power grid and fails on budgetry issues (it costs too much)

    2. The lights go out across a large chunk of the US.

    3. The Bill is fast-tracked through congress...

    Not that I'm implying anything, just stating the facts....

  145. it's the same everywhere, brother by RMH101 · · Score: 1

    ...new corporate laptops with wifi and bluetooth, USB keyrings (try turning THEM off by group policy without completely disabling USB) - at a recent corporate event that covered the "hard work our teams have done fixing the effects of blaster" (caused by a corporate laptop being connected to something it shouldn't have been) they even gave 64MB pendrives out to everyone, FFS...

    1. Re:it's the same everywhere, brother by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      At my school, users aren't able to install hardware (or mount drives (keep in mind, there's a difference between mounting in Windows - giving a drive/folder a drive letter - and mounting in Linux - adding a drive to the hierarchy) unless the server pushed a script at it telling it to do so), effectively stopping USB flash keys - they've never been plugged in in that box, they're not installed, they can't use them. They can't use floppy disks. In other words, no writable removable media. However, this was done to stop viruses entering our system, and CDs are still allowed by the server! WTF!

  146. a tool for [...] by R.Caley · · Score: 1
    "managing and distributing critical Windows patches."

    format C:
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    _O_
    .|<
    The named which can be named is not the true named
  147. Zealous firewalls by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1

    Already one of our clients has a program of some sort that examines zip files attached to emails and strips any ".bin" files (as well as ".exe" etc.) within the zip. I know windows likes executing anything it can, but 6502 processor binary files is probably stretching it! Anyway, I haven't heard of autoexecuting code hiding in a .bin file, unlike .mid or .mp3 files.

  148. Re:Of course you can't run windows in a power plan by mulhall · · Score: 1

    Woah, what about 9x? :D

    "Until Microsoft can get with the program and start developing an OS whose name ends in "X," the crucial systems of the world will continue to run other operating systems"

    Maybe that's where they went wrong, they should have stuck to the 9x range instead of the wussy 2000 range.

    How about remarketing as 200x?

  149. Scripts? by mulhall · · Score: 2, Informative

    What did you do that can't be done with GPO?

    I find it's controls are not exactly granular in their depth.

  150. Faulty memory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bad memory, huh? Many of MS patches don't work. Why do you think their record of bad security is so criticized?

  151. Think before you submit by linkjunkie · · Score: 1

    Did you even look at that list?!
    Variants in build or in NAME you troll!
    I counted 7 on that page if you're willing to look at them closely.
    I could probably find a couple more in the list if I tried.
    Now it's my turn.
    Lets look here NAIThey report that their database holds 71000!!!! viruses. OOOOHHHH, but you found 7 that affect vulnerabilities of applictions that run on Linux.
    I work with Microsoft products.
    I study Microsoft products.
    Microsoft's record with regards to virus' and vulnerabilities is indefensible! So stop trying.


    Microsofts OS's have had more root exploits, period.

    1. Re:Think before you submit by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      Look. I happen to run both MS boxes and Linux. MS code happens to pay the bills. Take a look at Monster and compare the number of MS req's to Linux. Nobody has explained to me how to make a constant, current income off of the OSS model, so for now.... MS it is.

      My post was after a quick google search. The comment I made was simply based on the parent's notion that MS products were the only ones that had vulnerabilities. Your reactionary stance tells me you think I'm a linux basher, which isn't true. I just hate one sided comments... to which I replied.

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      Saying Android is a family of phones is akin to saying Linux is a family of PCs.
  152. I have run Windows Update by cnelzie · · Score: 1

    Across the 30 Windows 2000 and XP workstations that are in my network SEVERAL times the past week and MANY times more then that over the course of the past 2 years. We haven't had a single problem after running those patches on those workstations.

    Take your broken record and toss it out already...

    The only WindowsUpdate related problem I ever had was with a Windows NT 4.0 Server that I inherited from some smacktard that Overclocked the CPU. For some bizarre reason the server worked fine until it required a reboot after applying patches. After that, the CPU gave up the ghost. At first, I thought it was WindowsUpdate... Then I attempted to install Windows over itself, which didn't work... Then I attempted to install Linux onto the machine, which didn't work... It kept locking up a durring the install process...

    It wasn't until a few install attempts with Windows NT 4.0 that I received a particular BSOD that showed that there was a problem with the CPU. It was one of those 'nice' and 'easy' to read error messages that pointed me into the right direction.

    I had to replace the CPU to get it back up and running. (That's when I noticed that WindowsUpdate wasn't the cause.) WindowsUpdate isn't all that bad, just don't run the driver update portion of it and make sure that you have competent admins working on your network... Then you shouldnt' have any issues with it.

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    If you ignore the other uses of a tool, does that make the tool less useful, or you less useful?
  153. heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Windows update breaks things. Unexpectedly and unpredictably."

    It does but looking at both sides of the story several people have defended the service packs for windows 2000, which I have had no problems with in comparison to problematic ones for SP4

    Windows update does break things, I also used up2date recently on a new redhat distro and managed to trash apache/php/mysql so it does work both ways

  154. What about the classic hidden quake(I) weapon? by cliveholloway · · Score: 1

    Just open the console and type "gamma ray".

    Classic.

    cLive ;-)

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    -- Trinity in high heels carrying a whip: The donimatrix - there is no spoonerism
  155. RPC worms affect HP OpenView on Unixes by TheSync · · Score: 1

    Interesting factoid, HP OpenView on Solaris, Linux, and HP-UX was affected by the blaster worm as well through RPC:

    HP document on the vulnerability.

  156. Deja Vu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I could have sworn I just read something about a windows flaw a couple of days ago.

  157. it is already coming back by axxackall · · Score: 1
    This article advises:

    Microsoft's security patch to thwart MSBlaster leaves some versions of Windows still vulnerable to infection by similar web worms.

    Here is the list systems still vonarable:

    • Windows NT Workstation 4.0
    • Windows NT Server 4.0
    • Windows NT Server 4.0 (Terminal Server Edition)
    • Windows 2000
    • Windows XP
    • Windows Server 2003
    So, be ready for new spectacular dramas.
    --

    Less is more !
  158. Great site there by CaptPungent · · Score: 0

    Read my sig

    Ok........
    Lets see, I run Slackware, so most of these listed here don't apply.....ok now, remote exploits where I don't have to do a DAMN THING to get attacked and have my computer rebooting.......still looking.....still looking......damn. I was hoping I'd find a remote root exploit in this list, and one where I have to reboot the whole damn computer and interrupt my work like I do on my Win2k workstation here for work....nope.

    Honestly, most FUD against linux just bounces off of me, I don't care, but you know, after reading your comments and seeing you repeatedly saying, "Read my sig, Linux is insecure too", its REALLY pissing me off. I admin a collection of Win2k, Win2k3, WinNT4, HPUX, AIX, Linux, and Solaris boxes here at work. For several different clients. And which ones REALLY piss me off with the patching? Thats right, the windows ones. Ask customer to take machine offline (in terms of "out of production"), check all of the errata to make sure this patch won't break the apps, apply, start whole process from scratch because NONE of our customers has the exact same environment setup. Some of them, the NT4 ones, I CAN'T apply the RPC patch, it will break the apps, and MS has stated to us, DO NOT apply this patch. Great. Or a VPN workstation that we can't patch, otherwise it will break the VPN software that we HAVE to use to connect to one of our clients.

    Now, guess which boxes I DON'T worry about patching? Yep, the RH AS Linux servers. Run up2date, wait a few minutes, oh look at that, not even a reboot OR even taking the box out of production required! The site you keep boasting about is nothing save a collection of bugs. Thats it. Local attacks, if anything. This isn't 'shocking'. Software has bugs. But sane coding practices keeps it down to a minimum. I really don't remember the the last time my Linux machine was exploited. Oh, I know why, because it NEVER WAS. Hell I had this Win2k workstation for less than a day, and WHILE I WAS PATCHING IT, it was exploited by blaster.

    People ask me if I hate Windows, and why. I say I don't hate it, it just pisses me off sometimes, because I KNOW an OS can be a hell of a lot nicer than it is. MS really just makes horrible software, I have not found ONE peice of software by them that I haven't found a better competetor to. And its sad, it doesn't have to be this way. If they are going to be on every system in the world, causing people to HAVE to use it, they really could make it a bit better to use. I don't mind getting screwed, as long as they drug me up first. I can ignore the monopoly, just make the software decent, dammit! Having a monopoly doesn't really bother me, its just that the monopoly is illogical. They didn't get there by being the best, most secure, easiest to use, etc. And I hate them every day for it.

    And no, its not just MS, I hate Oracle on a daily basis too :).
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    C Pungent
  159. Microsoft = the suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Crossposted from another of my replies to a different article:

    Microsoft programmer #1: Let's do the netcode so that Windows Update can take over your computer and install the updates automatically. After all, our target audience is too stupid to know how to install them themselves.
    MS Programmer #2: What are you, crazy? Your feature would fill Windows with security holes. Hackers would have a carte blanche to do horrible things to people's computers!
    MS Programmer #1: C'mon! Do you think a hacker would really bother finding these holes just to take over someone's computer? Besides, if a hole pops up, we can patch it.
    MS Programmer #2: $500 says that hackers will find these holes and exploit them. And for each hole, MS customers will get more and more pissed off and will stop using Windows!
    MS Programmer #1: Mr. Gates has everything under control. He can manipulate software and hardware companies so that users will have no choice but to use Microsoft products.
    MS Programmer #2: *groan*

  160. alt-f4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When in various rooms in yahoo and you want to get a look at a cam but it is still, tell the dorks that alt-f4 speeds the refresh rate generally works long enough to get in.

    It also makes your /. experience better

  161. Re:Been there, done that..."The Microsoftrix" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TUX: "Hold out your hands."

    In BOB's right hand, TUX drops a red pill.

    TUX: "This is your last chance. After this, there is no going back."

    In his left, a blue pill.

    TUX: "You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your office, in front of your computer, downloading RPC patch #112 for Windows XP "Professional" - and you can believe whatever you want to believe about your company's IT security and flexibility for the future."

    The pills in the CEO's open hands are reflected in his glasses.

    TUX: "You take the red pill, and you stay in opensourceland, and I show you how deep the hole in the ice goes."

    BOB feels the smooth skin of the capsules, with the moisture growing in his palms.

    TUX: "Remember that all I am offering is the truth. Nothing more."

    --lesson here is to listen to the penguin and journey into the real world of computing.

    anderson@62.64.172.211.118.22

  162. I haven't recoved since last ms update by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My windows laptop has been hosed and crashing randomly since I installed the
    last RPC updates in July. Never got the virus, but it killed outlook and
    I started getting system errors with a hang in my video driver. Now this....
    I can't even access local SMB shares anymore after running their SFC
    utility.

    Of course I've sent email for help, but their email server keeps getting
    denied by DNS...very very weird...

  163. quote explained by AndreyF · · Score: 1

    (The fact that you use nmap) and (like to sniff windows update traffic). you sniffed the traffic to see where it was comming from...