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"Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF, All my base are belong to you!"
~ Some Male Nerd on How to pick up female nerds

"Lemme in through ur tunnel frm de undrgrond, aka ur C drive :P, alrite, l8r."
~ An Average Male Nerd on How to pick up your nerdy friends computers

"In Soviet Russia, nerds hate YOU!!"
~ Russian reversal on nerds

A nerd (homo intelligencia, floro sapiens, virginus nerdius, or "homo supa smarcia") is a member of an odd species known for its love of computers, bad fashion sense, and inability to communicate with members of the opposite sex. While some lucky individuals are born nerds, the rest of us have to make an effort to evolve into nerds.

Geek is the nickname given by nerds to themselves if they want to look slightly higher up the social ladder. Geeks, contrary to Popular Belief, did not evolve from nerds through ingesting a catalyst known as alky-hol which suppresses nerds' innate phobia of non-nerds, allowing the two groups to exchange information - most often verbal, but in rare cases can also be genetic. Some nerds retained this inhibition of non-nerd phobia even when the effects of alcohol have worn off.

Geeks can be found living independently, often with other geeks, but also with nerds. Geeks can be found lying in filth in dark, dark rooms, hacking into chat sites pretending to be cool. Geek clothing is generally wrinkled, but acceptable in current society. Some geeks may even occasionally wear fashionable clothing or matching socks, but it can be rare. Another legend portrays the long lost geekdom as nerds with long hair, lots of earrings and heavy metal t-shirts (only prior to their metamorphosis into yuppies and migration into large financial institutions). The geeks have greasy hair and sweat all over the face; they call it "perfume". They spend hours trying to get onto porn websites that their mommies banned them from. Young geeks will often mutate into emos at 16, realizing they are misunderstood because they aren't allowed to drive cars.

"Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF, All my base are belong to you!"
~ Some Male Nerd on How to pick up female nerds

"Lemme in through ur tunnel frm de undrgrond, aka ur C drive :P, alrite, l8r."
~ An Average Male Nerd on How to pick up your nerdy friends computers

"In Soviet Russia, nerds hate YOU!!"
~ Russian reversal on nerds

A nerd (homo intelligencia, floro sapiens, virginus nerdius, or "homo supa smarcia") is a member of an odd species known for its love of computers, bad fashion sense, and inability to communicate with members of the opposite sex. While some lucky individuals are born nerds, the rest of us have to make an effort to evolve into nerds.

Geek is the nickname given by nerds to themselves if they want to look slightly higher up the social ladder. Geeks, contrary to Popular Belief, did not evolve from nerds through ingesting a catalyst known as alky-hol which suppresses nerds' innate phobia of non-nerds, allowing the two groups to exchange information - most often verbal, but in rare cases can also be genetic. Some nerds retained this inhibition of non-nerd phobia even when the effects of alcohol have worn off.

Geeks can be found living independently, often with other geeks, but also with nerds. Geeks can be found lying in filth in dark, dark rooms, hacking into chat sites pretending to be cool. Geek clothing is generally wrinkled, but acceptable in current society. Some geeks may even occasionally wear fashionable clothing or matching socks, but it can be rare. Another legend portrays the long lost geekdom as nerds with long hair, lots of earrings and heavy metal t-shirts (only prior to their metamorphosis into yuppies and migration into large financial institutions). The geeks have greasy hair and sweat all over the face; they call it "perfume". They spend hours trying to get onto porn websites that their mommies banned them from. Young geeks will often mutate into emos at 16, realizing they are misunderstood because they aren't allowed to drive cars.

How about they just write laws in plain english, write them so my developmentally disabled daughter can understand them?

I didn't see why laws should be written so that you have to be a lawyer to understand them. But I don't think this idea is much of an improvement.

I mean, today's software sucks like an F-5 tornado, why would anybody think thet anything else developed using the same plan would suck any less?

-mcgrew

PS: speaking of laws, my latest journal has hookers, alcoholics, a needle junlkie, and an alien. Read at your own risk as it may make your head asplode

I was going to FP but i was afraid of getting moderated "Troll"

A lot of FPs are oddly modded "redundant".

If they are offended by Wikipedia, just wait until someone shows them the Uncyclopedia article!

It sounds like an attempt to plug the customer's a-holes.

The complete list

[edit] Common Usages of Facts
Facts are commonly used in many ways, such as to signify mathematical dismissal, to spend time spreading bullshit, to get smart, to make it all up as you go along, to bungle something, or to act carefully or foolishly, as if full of cheese doodles. "The truth is more important than the facts." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959) So if you are a true person and you have to tell a fact, let out the truth, frankly speaking..[Citation not needed at all; thank you very much]

Cary Sherman? Is that you?

-mcgrew

Motley Fool is authoritative? I have seen better reasoning from crackheads.

You forgot to furnish a link, dude.

Pshaw, everybody knows google, jeeves, and wilkipedia are innacurate. That's why when I'm in need of absolute accuracy I go to the uncyclopedia (featured article of the day is linked, and fortunately today's is about humungous breasts).

So I looked up "Breathalyzer" and found that they don't exist. Breathalyzers, I mean, not humungous breasts. Unless of course you're referring to Bighead, who has no breasts at all. She could be in the Guiness book as the world's flattest chested woman. Of course the skinny little thing only weighs about eighty pounds.

You almost fooled me there! Unless of course you're referring to one of the articles in the "Breathalyzer doesn't exist" page like Partially Huffable Kitten (the orange ones fuck you up real good).

-mcgrew

PS- there were no kittens huffed in the production of this comment.

Pshaw, everybody knows google, jeeves, and wilkipedia are innacurate. That's why when I'm in need of absolute accuracy I go to the uncyclopedia (featured article of the day is linked, and fortunately today's is about humungous breasts).

So I looked up "Breathalyzer" and found that they don't exist. Breathalyzers, I mean, not humungous breasts. Unless of course you're referring to Bighead, who has no breasts at all. She could be in the Guiness book as the world's flattest chested woman. Of course the skinny little thing only weighs about eighty pounds.

You almost fooled me there! Unless of course you're referring to one of the articles in the "Breathalyzer doesn't exist" page like Partially Huffable Kitten (the orange ones fuck you up real good).

-mcgrew

PS- there were no kittens huffed in the production of this comment.

Pshaw, everybody knows google, jeeves, and wilkipedia are innacurate. That's why when I'm in need of absolute accuracy I go to the uncyclopedia (featured article of the day is linked, and fortunately today's is about humungous breasts).

So I looked up "Breathalyzer" and found that they don't exist. Breathalyzers, I mean, not humungous breasts. Unless of course you're referring to Bighead, who has no breasts at all. She could be in the Guiness book as the world's flattest chested woman. Of course the skinny little thing only weighs about eighty pounds.

You almost fooled me there! Unless of course you're referring to one of the articles in the "Breathalyzer doesn't exist" page like Partially Huffable Kitten (the orange ones fuck you up real good).

-mcgrew

PS- there were no kittens huffed in the production of this comment.

What I'm worried about is that people who do believe that may already be in the White House, and may soon be. In particular, people like Ron Paul and Mike Huckabee.

Honestly, if an MP (member of parliament) said evolution was a hoax in the UK, they'd be laughed out of Parliament for not having a basic grasp of GCSE science. But in the States - great! Fantastic! Let him in!

The same applies to gun control, abortion and global warming. The USA seems to have a weird perception of the world, probably from its strange Puritan origins. Over in Europe, people are far more moderate. True, you'll find the odd small community of Daily Mail readers who think that the BBC is run by hippies, Gordon Brown is allowing 400 million asylum seekers (who are, by the way, all murderers and paedophiles) into the UK every day, motorists are being persecuted and that all children are hoodie-wearing, brick-throwing yobs. However, in the UK we certainly don't pelt stones and housebricks on anyone who appears to be gay.

So, in short, in Europe people generally don't believe in creationism outright. Some believe that the Creation was simply a metaphor for evolution. Others might believe in creationism, but respectfully disagree with evolutionists. Thank God there are no museums like this Texas one in London - I'd consider emigrating to Alpha Centauri if there was one.

Honestly. Wtf? Server in the Sky? That cannot be serious. I can't think of a name more likely to inspire fear/conspiracy theories. Why not call it the Big Brother Server? Or the Stalin Server? Or the Anal Rapist server?

I think this answers your question.

Have you ever seen kids cook?

Dude, that's just sick!

The RIAA, short for "Recording Industry Assholes of America" is a tyrannical facist regime which resides in the continental United States and enjoys the full support of the United States Government, the Catholic Church, Oprah's Book Club and a variety of other evil organizations. Founded in 1952 by demons from hell, the RIAA's only purpose is to make people miserable, especially those who record and/or enjoy music. The current demon who runs the RIAA is known as Bitch Mainwol, son of Mog'var der Destroyer.

The RIAA's primary mission is to stifle what little artistic merit is left in the United States by making virtually everybody who has ever recorded or listened to music pay out the ass. Their primary means of accomplishing this goal is the use of stormtroopers thought police lawyers. Due to their heavyhanded tactics, they have made many enemies, including God, Girl God, Jesus, Ultraman and a jar of almonds. The RIAA operates in close cooperation with the MPAA; they are considering uniting their organizations to form a single group known as the Music And Film Industry Association of America (MAFIAA).

Hey downloaders! Enter the Music Mystery Contest sponsored by the RIAA. You won't regret it.

The RIAA, short for "Recording Industry Assholes of America" is a tyrannical facist regime which resides in the continental United States and enjoys the full support of the United States Government, the Catholic Church, Oprah's Book Club and a variety of other evil organizations. Founded in 1952 by demons from hell, the RIAA's only purpose is to make people miserable, especially those who record and/or enjoy music. The current demon who runs the RIAA is known as Bitch Mainwol, son of Mog'var der Destroyer.

The RIAA's primary mission is to stifle what little artistic merit is left in the United States by making virtually everybody who has ever recorded or listened to music pay out the ass. Their primary means of accomplishing this goal is the use of stormtroopers thought police lawyers. Due to their heavyhanded tactics, they have made many enemies, including God, Girl God, Jesus, Ultraman and a jar of almonds. The RIAA operates in close cooperation with the MPAA; they are considering uniting their organizations to form a single group known as the Music And Film Industry Association of America (MAFIAA).

Hey downloaders! Enter the Music Mystery Contest sponsored by the RIAA. You won't regret it.

The RIAA, short for "Recording Industry Assholes of America" is a tyrannical facist regime which resides in the continental United States and enjoys the full support of the United States Government, the Catholic Church, Oprah's Book Club and a variety of other evil organizations. Founded in 1952 by demons from hell, the RIAA's only purpose is to make people miserable, especially those who record and/or enjoy music. The current demon who runs the RIAA is known as Bitch Mainwol, son of Mog'var der Destroyer.

The RIAA's primary mission is to stifle what little artistic merit is left in the United States by making virtually everybody who has ever recorded or listened to music pay out the ass. Their primary means of accomplishing this goal is the use of stormtroopers thought police lawyers. Due to their heavyhanded tactics, they have made many enemies, including God, Girl God, Jesus, Ultraman and a jar of almonds. The RIAA operates in close cooperation with the MPAA; they are considering uniting their organizations to form a single group known as the Music And Film Industry Association of America (MAFIAA).

Hey downloaders! Enter the Music Mystery Contest sponsored by the RIAA. You won't regret it.

A Black hole is an impossible object which makes the Universe work. It has the useful property of being "undetectable". It's like when your spouse comes home with a dent in the car, and blames it on an invisible black mass; the dent is proof of the black mass, but you can't, and never will be able to see it with CCTV cameras, but you know it's there. "Dark matter" is an equally undetectable force that causes cars to defy gravity, and hit invisible black holes. Astronomers will tell you that lots of them have spouses with dents in their cars, and can explain this is very technical terms, so you won't be able to understand why it's not possible.

Take that to an extreme and it sounds silly. What other evil could be spoken of so? Say the RIAA were cannibals. You might then say That said, having all major labels stop eating babies is very good news, though, and I hope they are rewarded for it.

They shouldn't be rewarded because they became less evil, they should be punished for what they've done. If your dog pees on the carpet, a rolled up newspaper will do. If he fetches your slippers reward him. If he bites you, take him to the vet and have him put down.

Any company or entity that sues its customers (SCO, RIAA) is like the dog that bites its master and should be put down. The RIAA labels deserve the corporate death penalty, liquidation. Anyone who buys stock in such a company deserves to lose his money.

Perhaps you would prefer this article, or this article?

Perhaps you would prefer this article, or this article?

Day 1: Mommy, I'm scared, there's some guy that's trying to have sex with me. He looks like a tadpole! Help me!

Day 2: Oh wow that was intense! Oh I do love my sperm cell, he was just AWESOME!

Day 3: Oh look I have a twin sister. No, wait, three sisters. No, seven... thirteen... what's this? They're part of me!

Day 4: Mommie look I'm a mass of cells about the size of the hangnail. I'm not even a fetus and won't be for quite some time, let alone a baby.

Day 5: Oh look, mommie, the parent post is a troll!

Day 6: Mommie, I think you should go to Biters Anonymous for their twelve step program to try and stop biting at trolls.

Day 7: Oh shit mommie's Huffing kittens!

Day 8: I hear trolls eat babies!

Day 9: Mommie, that troll is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHGHHHH---------

Day ten: Mommy, I am okay. I am in the flying spagetti monster's arms. he is holding me. He told me about kitten huffing and baby-eating trolls. Why didn't you want to eat me Mommy?

One more heart that never started. Two more eyes that never grew. Two more hands that will never exist and didn't exist. One more mouth that will never eat babies.

REPOST THIS IF U HATE TROLLS

Day 1: Mommy, I'm scared, there's some guy that's trying to have sex with me. He looks like a tadpole! Help me!

Day 2: Oh wow that was intense! Oh I do love my sperm cell, he was just AWESOME!

Day 3: Oh look I have a twin sister. No, wait, three sisters. No, seven... thirteen... what's this? They're part of me!

Day 4: Mommie look I'm a mass of cells about the size of the hangnail. I'm not even a fetus and won't be for quite some time, let alone a baby.

Day 5: Oh look, mommie, the parent post is a troll!

Day 6: Mommie, I think you should go to Biters Anonymous for their twelve step program to try and stop biting at trolls.

Day 7: Oh shit mommie's Huffing kittens!

Day 8: I hear trolls eat babies!

Day 9: Mommie, that troll is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHGHHHH---------

Day ten: Mommy, I am okay. I am in the flying spagetti monster's arms. he is holding me. He told me about kitten huffing and baby-eating trolls. Why didn't you want to eat me Mommy?

One more heart that never started. Two more eyes that never grew. Two more hands that will never exist and didn't exist. One more mouth that will never eat babies.

REPOST THIS IF U HATE TROLLS

I thought they were from the Cat detector van?

Too bad we aren't going to see any speed close to that for personal use, at least not without forking over hefty sacks of bling.

Dude, you need to stay away from the east side of town!

The VCR didn't kill anything; in fact, it made the hollywood whores a lot of cash! Now, there is an entity that IS to Hollywood what Jack the Ripper was to British whores - the slut who gives herself away because she likes sex. That slut is appropriately called "Star Wreck". I'm sure you've heard of it since you're here. If you haven't seen In The Pirkinning, do so, it's worth your while. It's well made and hilarious, and should have Hollywood shaking in its boots.

wrong drug I think...

(the saying at the bottom of this page, right now, says "You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained".)

In a related note, Doubleday and other tree killers (take THAT you dirty hippies) are working with the US Congress, th eUK House of Lords (Prayer), and the Canadian government (The Canadian Hockey League) to enact legislation forcing the WTO (Wild Teenaged Orgy) to standardize DRM (Dumb Restrictions on Media) (note, there are some redacted passages in the DRM article that you must highlight to read) to include their wares as well as the Music And Film Association of America (MAFIAA).

The proposed legislation will require that all Xerox machines be copy protected.

-mcgrew

In a related note, Doubleday and other tree killers (take THAT you dirty hippies) are working with the US Congress, th eUK House of Lords (Prayer), and the Canadian government (The Canadian Hockey League) to enact legislation forcing the WTO (Wild Teenaged Orgy) to standardize DRM (Dumb Restrictions on Media) (note, there are some redacted passages in the DRM article that you must highlight to read) to include their wares as well as the Music And Film Association of America (MAFIAA).

The proposed legislation will require that all Xerox machines be copy protected.

-mcgrew

In a related note, Doubleday and other tree killers (take THAT you dirty hippies) are working with the US Congress, th eUK House of Lords (Prayer), and the Canadian government (The Canadian Hockey League) to enact legislation forcing the WTO (Wild Teenaged Orgy) to standardize DRM (Dumb Restrictions on Media) (note, there are some redacted passages in the DRM article that you must highlight to read) to include their wares as well as the Music And Film Association of America (MAFIAA).

The proposed legislation will require that all Xerox machines be copy protected.

-mcgrew

In a related note, Doubleday and other tree killers (take THAT you dirty hippies) are working with the US Congress, th eUK House of Lords (Prayer), and the Canadian government (The Canadian Hockey League) to enact legislation forcing the WTO (Wild Teenaged Orgy) to standardize DRM (Dumb Restrictions on Media) (note, there are some redacted passages in the DRM article that you must highlight to read) to include their wares as well as the Music And Film Association of America (MAFIAA).

The proposed legislation will require that all Xerox machines be copy protected.

-mcgrew

In a related note, Doubleday and other tree killers (take THAT you dirty hippies) are working with the US Congress, th eUK House of Lords (Prayer), and the Canadian government (The Canadian Hockey League) to enact legislation forcing the WTO (Wild Teenaged Orgy) to standardize DRM (Dumb Restrictions on Media) (note, there are some redacted passages in the DRM article that you must highlight to read) to include their wares as well as the Music And Film Association of America (MAFIAA).

The proposed legislation will require that all Xerox machines be copy protected.

-mcgrew

In a related note, Doubleday and other tree killers (take THAT you dirty hippies) are working with the US Congress, th eUK House of Lords (Prayer), and the Canadian government (The Canadian Hockey League) to enact legislation forcing the WTO (Wild Teenaged Orgy) to standardize DRM (Dumb Restrictions on Media) (note, there are some redacted passages in the DRM article that you must highlight to read) to include their wares as well as the Music And Film Association of America (MAFIAA).

The proposed legislation will require that all Xerox machines be copy protected.

-mcgrew

In a related note, Doubleday and other tree killers (take THAT you dirty hippies) are working with the US Congress, th eUK House of Lords (Prayer), and the Canadian government (The Canadian Hockey League) to enact legislation forcing the WTO (Wild Teenaged Orgy) to standardize DRM (Dumb Restrictions on Media) (note, there are some redacted passages in the DRM article that you must highlight to read) to include their wares as well as the Music And Film Association of America (MAFIAA).

The proposed legislation will require that all Xerox machines be copy protected.

-mcgrew

In a related note, Doubleday and other tree killers (take THAT you dirty hippies) are working with the US Congress, th eUK House of Lords (Prayer), and the Canadian government (The Canadian Hockey League) to enact legislation forcing the WTO (Wild Teenaged Orgy) to standardize DRM (Dumb Restrictions on Media) (note, there are some redacted passages in the DRM article that you must highlight to read) to include their wares as well as the Music And Film Association of America (MAFIAA).

The proposed legislation will require that all Xerox machines be copy protected.

-mcgrew

Do DRM right. Do something that is information theory impossible, but do it right. Yes. I'll just get my magic pixie dust now.

I'm with you there! Was that the guy who keeps submitting the "2008 will be the year of [X}" stories to slashdot? Or is he the one who doesn't know "there" from "they're" or how to use an apostrophe? What's his problem?

How can someone who visits a site with a masthead that reads "news for nerds" not understand that DRM is an impossible dream cooked up by the technologically ignorant and implimented by con artists and thieves who know damned will that their "unbreakable lock" cannot possibly withstand the attack of hundreds of thousands of very intelligent, highly competent nerds? Maybe I'm too hard on the fellow, perhaps he's just suffering from some sort of distraction. (The last link may not be safe for work)

Or maybe he was a nerd but lost his license?

Do DRM right. Do something that is information theory impossible, but do it right. Yes. I'll just get my magic pixie dust now.

I'm with you there! Was that the guy who keeps submitting the "2008 will be the year of [X}" stories to slashdot? Or is he the one who doesn't know "there" from "they're" or how to use an apostrophe? What's his problem?

How can someone who visits a site with a masthead that reads "news for nerds" not understand that DRM is an impossible dream cooked up by the technologically ignorant and implimented by con artists and thieves who know damned will that their "unbreakable lock" cannot possibly withstand the attack of hundreds of thousands of very intelligent, highly competent nerds? Maybe I'm too hard on the fellow, perhaps he's just suffering from some sort of distraction. (The last link may not be safe for work)

Or maybe he was a nerd but lost his license?

Crack in it's purest form is a small round animal found usually under one's sofa. Once boiled, the crack turns into a white powder called "cocaine", which when correctly prepared, makes crack. The whole process can be compared to're more similar process o'boilin' urine - Likeness being, you might pass out from the fumes. However, having your head in a plastic bag under'e entire process of making crack will save you from unconsciousness.

[edit] Crackinated Crack
Crackinated Crack came as a result of the before mentioned protests and boycotts. It is simply normal crack, with even more crack added. It's for those people enjoying their genitals shrivelling and heart and other various body parts exploding.

Crackinated Crack is also the preferred crack of choice of crack-whores, crack heads, crack fiends, crack-a-holic's, crackers, and crack babies.

Two things: First, cocaine is s stimulant, not an opiate. The opiates use the same receptors as endorphins, which are the body's natural pain killers. I'm not sure how the *cains, which are region-specific numbers, work. And how do the NSAID pain killing drugs like aspirin and Naproxin Sodium work? And yes I know that sentence was redundant since the D in NSAID stands for "drug". So sue me. Won't do any good, the hookers get all my money anyway.

Second, speaking of hookers, NO! NO! FOR GOD'S SAKE NO!!!! This is terrible! If they weren't addicted to crack half my whorem* would desert me!

-mcgrew

* "Whorem" is a word I just now made up, a combination of "whore" and "harem".

In robotics, a masturbot is a specialized type of robot that is designed to erotically stimulate itself whenever it is not preoccupied by any other function of sufficiently great relative importance. http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Masturbot

Why are all the on-topic AC posts being modded offtopic? Could it be explained by this?

Oh, and on topic: ATTENTION MODS- THE FUCKING STORY IS ABOUT THE ODDS OF AN ASTEROID HITTING MARS. if you don't know what "Decimate" means you might care to look it up in your dickshunairy.

That's true, and even then it can be abused. I guess anything can be abused. There was the guy named Mike Rowe who registered MikeRoweSoft.com and if memory serves correctly (and probably doesn't) he got in a bit of a tussle with Microsoft and IIRC wound up working for them.

And there was the US Army Staff Sergent, whose name I can't remember, who registered his name. There was a famous guy with the same name who sued, I also don't remember the outcome of that one but IIRC money talked and sgt. whatsisname walked.

I tried to register SteveMcGrew.com years ago but the other Steve McGrew (or rather, one of the other Stve McGrews, the semifamous one) already had it. I tried to register mcgrew.com but some spamming asshat squatter company had it and wanted to sell the email address (yourfirst name)@(your last name).com

Anything can be abused. In fact I'm going to need rehab for kitten huffing.

-mcgrew

So why yo be lookin up crack when yo can take it, huh? What yo wan' look up Crack for? Look, yo just check out this free blast! You no be redding this piece of shit no morl afta this blast. Yo be coming back for mor' right? A dollar fo' blast, or a bump for $5! Am I right? No shit, man, you get the best high with my crack. Its like no like any other shit on this motherfucking planet! I gonna rip yo off man, ya gonna be on a $200 day habit, that bad you wan' my crack shit! Oh, never mind, go on, read on...

Excessive huffing has been known to produce undesirable side effects, including addiction, damaged sinuses, corrupted brains, which may lead to someone thinking they're something they aren't, and, in some cases, death. It is a general rule of thumb that anyone who huffs more than 3 kittens a day is an addict. Veteran huffers often caution against huffing more than a couple kittens per day as overdosing can be very unpleasant and quite dangerous.

So why yo be lookin up crack when yo can take it, huh? What yo wan' look up Crack for? Look, yo just check out this free blast! You no be redding this piece of shit no morl afta this blast. Yo be coming back for mor' right? A dollar fo' blast, or a bump for $5! Am I right? No shit, man, you get the best high with my crack. Its like no like any other shit on this motherfucking planet! I gonna rip yo off man, ya gonna be on a $200 day habit, that bad you wan' my crack shit! Oh, never mind, go on, read on...

Excessive huffing has been known to produce undesirable side effects, including addiction, damaged sinuses, corrupted brains, which may lead to someone thinking they're something they aren't, and, in some cases, death. It is a general rule of thumb that anyone who huffs more than 3 kittens a day is an addict. Veteran huffers often caution against huffing more than a couple kittens per day as overdosing can be very unpleasant and quite dangerous.

Oh hell I'm a retard.

Oh hell I'm a retard.