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First Amendment Ruling Protects Internet Trolls

I Don't Believe in Imaginary Property writes "A recent ruling by the Court of Appeal of the State of California (PDF) in Krinsky v. Doe H030767 overturned a lower court ruling and decided that the First Amendment right to anonymous speech protects internet trolls, too. Specifically, the ruling said that 'this juvenile name-calling cannot reasonably be read as stating actual facts.' And, even though some of the statements were crudely sexual and accused Ms. Krinsky of being among 'boobs, liars and crooks,' the statements were held to 'fall into the category of crude, satirical hyperbole which, while reflecting the immaturity of the speaker, constitute protected opinion under the First Amendment.'"

305 comments

  1. Oh dear God... by palegray.net · · Score: 4, Funny

    We now have a Slashdot article on trolling? Holy crap, this is gonna be bad, really bad. Does this mean all trolls are now on-topic?

    1. Re:Oh dear God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, it just means that for only this article the posts will be modded +1 Troll.

    2. Re:Oh dear God... by TheSpengo · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can deal with that! You suck, the constitution sucks, everyone sucks except me because I'm awesome. :D

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      Weaksauce as they say...
    3. Re:Oh dear God... by palegray.net · · Score: 1

      Bad form to reply to one's own post, but I just had a vivid mental image of Rob Malda loading high powered automatic weapons at his house, laughing maniacally, something about how he'll get them all...

    4. Re:Oh dear God... by slyn · · Score: 4, Funny

      I was expecting 500 Anonymous Coward posts saying something along the lines of "yea thats right you UID bitches, go fuck yourselves."

      It must be past his bedtime or something.

    5. Re:Oh dear God... by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      No, that's past being a troll; it's now a meme. ;p

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      If I have nothing to hide, you have no reason to search me
    6. Re:Oh dear God... by edwardpickman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Trolls are often on topic but are expressing unpopular opinions. I wish the mod was used strictly for those being obnoxious and not contributing to the discussion. "Troll" and "Flamebait" are at times used to shout down people with unpopular stances. Make a few posts supporting copyrights or speaking out against illegal downloading and see how fast you get trolled or flamebaited. People do at times get decent mods for making good arguments but the vast majority of times they'll be modded down.

    7. Re:Oh dear God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's even easier to picture if you're the one who gave him the high powered automatic weapon.

    8. Re:Oh dear God... by antifoidulus · · Score: 5, Informative

      "Troll" and "Flamebait" are at times used to shout down people with unpopular stances.

      Not nearly to the extent that "overrated" is used though. Overrated is used to shout down people with unpopular stances by moderators who don't want negative meta-mods(since over/under rated is not meta-modded)

    9. Re:Oh dear God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no we're too lazy bitches, go fuck yourselves.

    10. Re:Oh dear God... by dintech · · Score: 5, Funny

      Very insightful comment but yet with an unpopular view point. Hmmm. If I had mod points, I'd mod you down.

    11. Re:Oh dear God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But he's too cheap to buy bullets, so...

    12. Re:Oh dear God... by tacocat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Score one for the good guys. You may not like Trolls, but then neither did King George. If protecting my freedom of speech means I get to listen to a few immature Trolls, it's well worth the price.

    13. Re:Oh dear God... by LordLucless · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's also because there are no downmods labeled "factually incorrect", "moronic argument that's been debunked a million times already" or "calling people names isn't going to make your argument any more compelling". When someone's being a dick, and you can't be bothered throwing pearls before swine, there aren't too many options for accurate mods.

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      Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face
    14. Re:Oh dear God... by greylingrover · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yeah, just look at my account... I've tried to make a couple admittedly feeble attempts at humor with good intent (there is a funny mod option, is there not?), only to be modded down (soul crushing as it was). So I just don't post, even when I have something useful to offer. I'm guessing I'll get hammered on this one also, and no, that's not bait, I'm just trying to point out this inherent flaw in community policing/rating/censorship?. Oh yeah, and free speech is good - see, that was totally on topic! ;)

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    15. Re:Oh dear God... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      ...and if I had them I'd mod you funny.

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    16. Re:Oh dear God... by TapeCutter · · Score: 2, Funny

      "...to be modded down (soul crushing as it was)"

      Makes me wonder what a '+1 whinny' would do to ones soul?

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    17. Re:Oh dear God... by Asic+Eng · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well "moronic argument" could be modded as "overrated", "calling people names" would be "flamebait". The category "factually incorrect" is difficult - but I think slashdot discussions wouldn't necessarily benefit if posts were just modded "wrong" (no matter how appropriate that may be in some cases...). Currently you need to check replies and see if someone explains why the post is wrong - then mod that reply up. I think reading the comments slashdot benefits from this - gives me a chance to learn something if I've been laboring under the same misapprehension as the guy who has been posting.

    18. Re:Oh dear God... by JustOK · · Score: 0, Redundant

      mod parent down

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      rewriting history since 2109
    19. Re:Oh dear God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      >Makes me wonder what a '+1 whinny' would do to ones soul?

      Give it a sudden craving for oats?

    20. Re:Oh dear God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -1, Overrated always works - it's a catch-all for all these things, saying only that the comment's current rating is higher than it deserves to be even if it's not specifically trolling or flamebait.

    21. Re:Oh dear God... by gomiam · · Score: 1
      Makes me wonder what a '+1 whinny' would do to ones soul?

      Perhaps it makes one's soul sound like a horse.

    22. Re:Oh dear God... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Stop horsing around, you know what I mean!

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    23. Re:Oh dear God... by cashman73 · · Score: 1

      So, does that mean I violate the first amendment of the constitution if I mod you "-1 Troll"? Oh no! I'm goin' to jail!

    24. Re:Oh dear God... by bhtooefr · · Score: 5, Informative

      Speaking of over/underrated, I tend to use underrated in place of funny, because funny doesn't give the poster any karma. (A single funny mod actually reduces the maximum karma a person can receive for a post, making it in some ways WORSE than a negative mod - at least if a post gets down-modded, it can get modded back up, reversing the karma loss.)

      Sometimes I'll find that the post has an insightful, interesting, or informative component, and will use that mod (which at least allows it to be metamodded, and follow the system,) but sometimes funny is the only appropriate mod... so I go underrated.

    25. Re:Oh dear God... by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      Trolls are people too......so is Soylent Green. Eat more Trolls. Trolls...T-rolls....Tootsie Rolls. Eat more Tootsie Rolls.

      Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop?

      1....2....3....Ka-Runch.

      Layne

    26. Re:Oh dear God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Slashdot karma is like the US Treasury Department. However, I'm still the gold standard baby.

    27. Re:Oh dear God... by kernel_pat · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Statements were crudely sexual and accused Ms. Krinsky of being among boobs, liars and crooks."

      I think when he referred to boobs he meant fools, not actual boobs. Saying someone was among breasts makes no sense, unless I have got the wrong end of the stick.

    28. Re:Oh dear God... by nschubach · · Score: 1

      Oh, quit being a horses ass.

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      Every time I start to have faith in humanity, I ruin it by driving to work between 7 and 8 am.
    29. Re:Oh dear God... by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      I think you are overrated, that you smell of jellyfish and that emacs is better.

      And if you mod me troll, you are a nazi.

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      The Wise adapts himself to the world. The Fool adapts the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the Fool.
    30. Re:Oh dear God... by dsvick · · Score: 1

      Part of the problem there is that, regardless of your intent it is entirely up to the moderator and how they interpret your post. Your "feeble attempts at humor" may be so feeble as to seem stupid, and since everyone here is at least a 120 IQ or higher, your "stupid" comments must have been intentional - thus, the mod down. It's either that or non of the moderators like you :)

    31. Re:Oh dear God... by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      When they are modded as flamebait because their opinion is unpopular then they are not the trolls; the mods are.

    32. Re:Oh dear God... by dwpro · · Score: 1

      No kidding. got my first taste of it earlier this week here. Nothing seems to bring out the gutless mods like discussions on politics and religion.

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      Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. -- Susan Ertz
    33. Re:Oh dear God... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      I've tried to make a couple admittedly feeble attempts at humor with good intent (there is a funny mod option, is there not?), only to be modded down (soul crushing as it was).

      Think of it as training for standup comedy. Do you think everyone laughed at every joke Richard Pryor ever told throughout his career? Of course not. Take the feedback from the audience and use it to hone you skills. If you have potential, you'll eventually receive some love. Use that to figure out what actually resonates with your listeners, not just what you think they should like.

      Comedy's tough. It doesn't get easier just because you're talking to a million pedantic geeks, many of whom have explicitly stated that they hate humor.

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      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    34. Re:Oh dear God... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Eh.. Freedom of Speech really bears no relevance to the moderation system. Anyone is free to post just about anything they like (if they can make it past the filters). The freedom to express oneself is not a mandate for anyone else to have to listen.

      Also, King George was a troll. Probably a member of GNAUK as well.

    35. Re:Oh dear God... by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      A single funny mod actually reduces the maximum karma a person can receive for a post, making it in some ways WORSE than a negative mod

      That's funny (as in odd, not as in LOLlers) because I often go for "funny" even though I know "funny" adds no karma and probably have a lot more comments modded "+5 funny" than insightful, informative, or interesting. Yet my karma remains excellent.

      "Funny" doesn't seem to have hurt my karma a bit. Perhaps karma whores are shooting themselves in the foot? I should probably take one of my "whore journals" and twist it into a story about karma whoring.

      -mcgrew

      OK, here goes:

      Three slashdot comments are on the Titanic when it hits an iceberg. "Save the children" yells the insightful comment. "Fuck the children" snarls the flamebait. "No time for that!" exclaims the troll.

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      mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
    36. Re:Oh dear God... by TheAngryIntern · · Score: 1

      LOL, nice one.

    37. Re:Oh dear God... by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Makes me wonder what a '+1 whinny' would do to ones soul?

      That's "whiney" you insensitive clod! Now I have to go sit in the cornera nd pout.

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      mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
    38. Re:Oh dear God... by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Trolls are often on topic but are expressing unpopular opinions.

      Just because a slashdot moderator mods a comment as "troll" doesn't mean it's a troll. The parent comment is a bit offtopic, as this duscusses trolls and flamers on the internet in general, and has nothing whatever to do with how slashdot comments are modded.

      Make a few posts supporting copyrights or speaking out against illegal downloading and see how fast you get trolled or flamebaited

      I've made comments that were supportive of P2P and argued that any nonncommercial use not be considered infringement and have been modded both "troll" and "flamebait", although they usually wind up being modded back up after all is said and done. So I guess some MAFIAA members have mod points sometimes.

      Here in Springfield where Alderman Simpson serves on the city council, we do our trolling offline. Internet trolls are cowards, offline trolls are asking for a bottle upside the head.

      -mcgrew

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      mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
    39. Re:Oh dear God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We now have a Slashdot article on trolling? Holy crap, this is gonna be bad, really bad. Does this mean all trolls are now on-topic? Big floppy donkey dick. That's what your mother likes to suck.
    40. Re:Oh dear God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go fuck yourself penis face! Your mother is a whore! pwn! pwn!

    41. Re:Oh dear God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was gayer than your dad in spandex eating a hotdog at the YMCA.

    42. Re:Oh dear God... by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      It hasn't hurt mine, either, but I still think it's a major flaw in the system.

      Also, I do believe there have been cases where trolling groups have targeted specific posters, and moderated them up all the way funny, and then down all the way troll, and repeated this, causing an infinite karma drain.

    43. Re:Oh dear God... by Sidd+the+Crane · · Score: 1

      Being Among Boobs puts you at the correct end of any stick

    44. Re:Oh dear God... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      JustSomGuy is right. I was aiming for funny but 9/10 I don't hit what I aim at. One thing that I changed my mind about before posting was changing the word 'yours' to 'ones' as it takes the flame out of the flamebait. Anyway thanks for being the straight man, even if you didn't have any choice.

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    45. Re:Oh dear God... by Qetu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How about (-1, [Citation Needed])?

    46. Re:Oh dear God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yea thats right you UID bitches, go fuck yourselves

    47. Re:Oh dear God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lolwut?

      Anonymous never sleeps or eats. Anonymous lives on the tears of children and cheap cartoon porn involving tentacles and dick girls.

    48. Re:Oh dear God... by BakaHoushi · · Score: 1

      Not to be a troll, but... you're linking to a post you made supporting Ron Paul. And all I see is "-1 overrated."

      Seriously. It's Ron Paul. I've seen threads discussing him all over the Internet. I'm not trying to push my values on you, but I can see why someone would want to mod you "-1, wrong" if they could. The day I never have to hear his name on the 'net again is the day I will dance in glee. The horse... he's dead, Jim. You can stop beating him.

    49. Re:Oh dear God... by maxume · · Score: 1

      A simple fix is to think of the moderation as a way of making the particular discussion more readable. Then, when something is funny, you can mod it as funny, so users who like or dislike comments modded as funny can adjust their viewing preferences as they see fit.

      Once you embrace this point of view, you will see that /. karma is simply a way of using the information from past conversations to make ongoing conversations more readable to begin with, and not a reward or punishment. I guess funny moderations aren't carried forward because while they are often interesting and add to a discussion, telling jokes isn't really the 'core' of the discussions on slashdot.

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      Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
    50. Re:Oh dear God... by esocid · · Score: 1

      How about the use of redundant? I have noticed some posts of mine that were originally tagged "interesting" or "insightful" eventually get tagged redundant because people fail to look around at timestamps and replies to parents above mine say the same thing cause my post lower down the chain to get dubbed redundant.
      /Again not in the least off topic. -1 Offtopic.

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      Absolute power corrupts absolutely. indymedia
    51. Re:Oh dear God... by magarity · · Score: 2, Informative

      I wish the mod was used strictly for those being obnoxious and not contributing to the discussion
       
      When was the last time you volunteered to meta-moderate? If enough people meta-moderate unfair Troll moderations then the people who hand those out for opposing viewpoints become less likely to get points.

    52. Re:Oh dear God... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Remember, Karma has a cap and once you reach it, you can lose a few points and still stay excellent - so my karma stays at 'excellent' desipite the occasional downmod. And some of my posts have been the subjects of mod-wars(lots of ups and downs).

      So I'll stay at excellent as long as my upmods equal my downmods. Which is generally quite easy as I try for reasonable discourse.

      Sure - you might get funny a lot(which doesn't count), but as long as you aren't being labled as a troll/flamebait more than you get other mods, you'll stay there as well.

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    53. Re:Oh dear God... by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Remember, Karma has a cap and once you reach it, you can lose a few points and still stay excellent - so my karma stays at 'excellent' desipite the occasional downmod. And some of my posts have been the subjects of mod-wars(lots of ups and downs).

      Me too, I mean what's the fun of getting karma points if you can't spend them?

    54. Re:Oh dear God... by Kingrames · · Score: 1

      "No, it just means that for only this article the posts will be modded +1 Troll."

      Technically, +1, Inciteful.

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    55. Re:Oh dear God... by dedalus2000 · · Score: 1

      I respect the courts ruling and would like to state for the record that y'all bitches. :)

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      My keyboads not woking popely.
    56. Re:Oh dear God... by avronius · · Score: 1

      I could either mod you +1 funny, or reply and groan. I've chosen the reply and groan.

      "groan"

      No mods from me for this topic. Oh well!

      Keep up the good work.

      - Av

    57. Re:Oh dear God... by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 1

      I think you mistaked Slashdot for digg for a second

    58. Re:Oh dear God... by HappySmileMan · · Score: 1

      You make specific reference to how you get downmodded a lot and come across as a whiny losers, which i suppose it's necessarily making your posts less valid.

      You also stated that people send radio transmissions for fun and not to be heard, and repeatedly insult people's intelligence if they don't believe in software patents/copyright laws, stating that they aren't intelligent enough to understand.

    59. Re:Oh dear God... by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      ...and if I hadn't just typed this I'd mod you redundant.

    60. Re:Oh dear God... by Kingrames · · Score: 1

      I think I appreciate the feedback more.

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      If you can read this, I forgot to post anonymously.
    61. Re:Oh dear God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well there's no -1 Stupid, -1 Completely Wrong, -1 Misinformed, -1 Liar, -1 Not Funny, so I use Overrrated. Using Troll to mod Not Funny will get you meta modded down. Using Flamebait to mod something that is Wrong will get you meta modded down too. Redundant is kind of useless.

      Might need a counter to the + mod. Insightful/Moronic, Informative/Wrong, Interesting/Boring.

    62. Re:Oh dear God... by greylingrover · · Score: 1

      Well, since none of the moderators know me, I can't imagine that's it unless they're all being brats, and since when did IQ have anything to do with social skills? Since my IQ is about 145, shouldn't even my stupid comments have wide appeal considering all of the geeks on here? :)

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    63. Re:Oh dear God... by greylingrover · · Score: 1

      Well said and thanks for the tips. Okay, I am going for the love and nice to know I'm not the only old guy on here (that remembers Pryor). ;)

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    64. Re:Oh dear God... by greylingrover · · Score: 1

      Oh man, taze me while I'm already down. ;)

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      --- Shoo-be-doo-be-do-wop-say-what-yeah!
    65. Re:Oh dear God... by dsvick · · Score: 1

      Aha - that's your problem - your IQ is too high. :)

    66. Re:Oh dear God... by Smauler · · Score: 1

      The first rule of Karma is you do not talk about Karma. The second rule is you DO NOT talk about Karma.

      Seriously, people who complain about bad Karma are taking it far too seriously. If your jokes are getting modded down, they're probably not funny. Stop making unfunny jokes.

      If you really want to raise your karma, just think before you hit submit "is that a _really_ a decent point" or "is that _really_ funny". If the answer is maybe, don't post the thing, or post it anonymously. I used to post any old thing, and as with 99% of the rest of the population, 99% of what I posted was crap. If you care about karma, only post what you are sure is a decent point. If you are _really_ that obsessed about karma, never post anything attempting funny, then celebrate in the hollow victory of getting your karma to excellent. I know I did. Now you can too.

      ps. Never take your own advice.

    67. Re:Oh dear God... by dwpro · · Score: 1

      Someone should mod you -1 wrong. I did not not support Ron Paul in my comment, all I asked for was links or facts to dispute for someone making an unfounded assertion. That's a pretty fair question, regardless of the subject of the discussion. If you don't want to read comments about the topic of discussion (presidential candidates in this case) I suggest you and people who mod like you read another thread, eh?

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      Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. -- Susan Ertz
    68. Re:Oh dear God... by greylingrover · · Score: 1

      I hear ya, and frankly, I could actually care less about the karma here as I think my real-life karma will far outweigh my /. karma.

      Maybe my point was more an observation that the rating system is perhaps futile, if not a waste of time. It gives /. an air of a closed, elitist old boys club, when really, it's just a bunch of geeks pissing away their cubicle time. ;) Far be it from me to oppose that idea though - I got rid of my cubicle job long ago. :)

      (yes, I'm grossly generalizing here and being the masochist that I am, still trying to be funny, for which I'm sure my fake karma will suffer)

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    69. Re:Oh dear God... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      You insesitive clod, a compliment may be overrated but it's never redundant.

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    70. Re:Oh dear God... by BakaHoushi · · Score: 1

      You're not really proving to be much better. I never said I *would* mod you down, especially with a non-existent modifier, but rather that I only see why someone may WANT to. In truth, I usually try to only promote comments, not take them down unless they're REALLY blatantly trollish (I.E. anything gnaa or the like).

      All the same, sorry if I misread your comment, but believe it or not, I spent several hours pouring over that thread. Maybe it's a case of burnout after seeing a hundred other discussions on RP and his rather vocal but small Internet following. But in my defense, you did cite the linked comment as an example of "gutless mods" who would censor dissenting opinions. This could lead to one assuming you were, indeed, attempting to express an opinion there. I suppose I also don't view a single -1, overrated as a sign of multiple immoral moderators,

    71. Re:Oh dear God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dude below me is gay

  2. Feck Yeah by ObitMan · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was going to FP but i was afraid of getting moderated "Troll"

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    Who run Barter Town?
    1. Re:Feck Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yeah, but if you post as Anonymous Coward and don't libel* someone, at least no one can subpoena your IP address.

      But that doesn't necessarily have the collary that your IP address is private - it's only private if the server admins of the forum you post on *choose* not to say who has visited their site.

      And of course, you never know when Slashdot might start selling troll's IP addresses as a service :)

      AC.

      *IANAL

    2. Re:Feck Yeah by ELProphet · · Score: 2, Funny

      You know, this protects flamers too...

      "Hey, douche! Man, get off my Slashdot if all you're going to do is waste my time with 'FIRST PROST!!!!' Comments! Asshole!" ;) Though the 1st amendment may not protect my karma...

    3. Re:Feck Yeah by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      I was going to FP but i was afraid of getting moderated "Troll"

      A lot of FPs are oddly modded "redundant".

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      mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
    4. Re:Feck Yeah by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      And of course, you never know when Slashdot might start selling troll's IP addresses as a service :)

      AC.

      *IANAL


      Is apple going to release the iAnal soon?

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      mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
  3. democracy and noise by LosManos · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That is one of the down sides of democracy. The signal to noise ration is sometimes bad.
    But what you consider BS one time might be the truth the next. It is up to you.

    1. Re:democracy and noise by Locklin · · Score: 1

      You have a choice, poor signal-to-noise ratio, or no signal: just some jerkoff "telling" you what the signal should be.

      I'm sure there is just as much slush thrown at the public by greedy corporations, and the "Liberal" media, as done by any pimple faced teen on digg.com. (btw, Fox News counts as the first category)

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      "Knowledge is the only instrument of production that is not subject to diminishing returns" -Journal of Political Econom
  4. This is fantastic news. by gnick · · Score: 4, Funny

    I for one welcome all things troll friendly. The only thing keeping me from rejoicing completely is that this may interfere with internet censorship... Can we protect trolling, but still censor profanity and anything that may offend religious groups? Then I'll be happy and America will be safer. Those who oppose trolls but allow offensive religious speech hate America's freedom.

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    He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
    1. Re:This is fantastic news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually its the homo groups who will squeal the loudest. They are desperate to make it illegal to say homosexuality isn't normal and to hide behind laws for bullying etc.

    2. Re:This is fantastic news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's an attempt at humor... right?.. right?

    3. Re:This is fantastic news. by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      I.. I don't know... I just.. don't know.

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      ... still waiting for this free-as-in-beer free beer I keep hearing about. :|
    4. Re:This is fantastic news. by gnick · · Score: 1

      Yes - This was my attempt at humor. Sincere apologies to anyone who thought I was really this thick. I just couldn't resist such an obvious invitation to see how well I could break group-think and be modded in all directions.

      The goal was a couple of Funny's + Troll + Flamebait. Maybe an Insightful if I was lucky. Right now it's sitting at 3xFunny + 1xFlamebait + 1xUnderrated. No Troll yet.

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      He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
  5. Obgtry... by Mantaar · · Score: 3, Funny

    Let's welcome our new Beowulf Cluster of legal troll-overlords...


    ... the wave! The wave is coming, I can see it... heck, the earth is shaking!

    --
    I'm an infovore...
  6. USENET had it right... by palegray.net · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Don't Feed The Trolls

    It only empowers them to wield attack lawyers.

    1. Re:USENET had it right... by somersault · · Score: 4, Funny

      +----------+
      |  PLEASE  |
      |  DO NOT  |
      | FEED THE |
      |  TROLLS  |
      +----------+
          |  |
          |  |
        .\|.||/..

      Teehee

      --
      which is totally what she said
    2. Re:USENET had it right... by Snuhwolf · · Score: 1

      No, usenet had it wrong. The label is often applied to those of us promoting the unpolular opinion. I think there should be a minimum requirement for all people wanting to use the internet tubes: one year on usenet in the flonk or the nose.

  7. First post! by iamacat · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, YOU rule over trolls.

    1. Re:First post! by palegray.net · · Score: 1

      You're late. But have some trolls anyhow. I hear they're legal now, in all 50 states!

  8. Greatest Hits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdot's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all / The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all / And even if I could it'll all be gray but your picture on my wall / It reminds me, that it's not so bad -- it's not so bad

    Dear Rob, I wrote but you still ain't callin / I left my email, my ICQ, and my yahoo chat at the bottom / I sent two emails back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em / There probably was a problem with your sendmail or somethin / Sometimes I scribble email addees too sloppy when I jot 'em / but anyways; fsck it, what's been up? Man how's your boxes? / My boxes is linux too, I'm bout to be a compiler / once I learn gcc, / I'ma go on and compile for hours / I read about your Palm Pilot too I'm sorry / I had a friend lose his Palm over at the airport in Maradonna / I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan / I even read all your bullshit Linux news and Microsoft's man / I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man / I like the way you sold your ass out too, that shit was fat / Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, / just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan / This is Stan

    Dear Rob, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance / I ain't mad - I just think it's FSCKED UP you don't answer fans / If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your Linux World / you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew / That's my Senior sys admin he's only 26 years old / We waited on a 9600 baud for you, / four hours and you just said, "No." / That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fsckin idol / He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do / I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to / Remember when we met in Boston - you said if I'd write you / you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way / I never had a clue about shit either / I gcc'd shit with my wife then beat her / I can relate to what you're saying in your page / so when I feel like rmusering I read Slashdot to begin the rage / cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed / I even got a tattoo of slashdot across the chest / Sometimes I even packet myself to see how much it floods / It's like adrenaline, the DDoS is such a sudden rush of blood / See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it / My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7 / But she don't know you like I know you Rob, no one does / She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up / You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose / Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S. / We should be together too

    Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Waste-A-Packet-On-My-Fans, / this'll be the last packet I ever send your ass / It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it? / I know you got my last two emails / I wrote the @ signs on 'em perfect / So this is my payload I'm sending you, I hope you hear it / I'm on my modem now, I'm doing 9600 baud so fear it / Hey Rob, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to code? / You know the song by Deep Purple or Slayer / its irrelevant by playing on my linux player / while I write some php scripts and play some Dragonslayer / That's kinda how shit is, you coulda rescued me from drowning / Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downloads now, I'm drowsy / and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call / I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall / I love you Rob, we coulda been together, think about it / You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it / And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it / I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me / See Rob {*screaming*} Shut up bitch! I'm tryin to code / Hey Rob, that's my senior admin screamin from the comode / but I didn't cut the power off, I just rebooted, see I ain't like you / cause if rm -rf'd we'd suffer more, and then the boxes die too / Well, gotta go, I'm almost BGP bridged now / Oh shit, I f

    1. Re:Greatest Hits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting
      The last few months I have been doing some research into the trolling phenomenon on slashdot.org. In order to do this as thoroughly as possible, I have written both normal and troll posts, 1st posts, etc., both logged in and anonymously, and I have found these rather shocking results:

      • More moderator points are being used to mod posts down than up. Furthermore, when modding a post up, every moderator seems to follow previous moderators in their choices, even when it's not a particularly interesting or clever post slashdot.org. There are a LOT more +5 posts than +3 or +4.
      • Logged in people are modded down faster than anonymous cowards. Presumably these Nazi Moderators think it's more important to burn a user's existing karma, to silence that individual for the future, than to use the moderation system for what it's meant for : identifying "good" and "bad" posts (Notice how nearly all oppressive governments in the past and present do the same thing : marking individuals as bad and untrustworthy because they have conflicting opinions, instead of engaging in a public discussion about these opinions)
      • Once you have a karma of -4 or -5, your posts have a score of -1 by default. When this is the case, no-one bothers to mod you down anymore. This means a logged in user can keep on trolling as much as he (or she) likes, without risking a ban to post on slashdot. When trolling as an anonymous user, every post starts at score 0, and you will be modded down to -1 ON EVERY POST. When you are modded down a certain number of times in 24 hour, you cannot post anymore from your current IP for a day or so. So, for successful trolling, ALWAYS log in.
      • A lot of the modded down posts are actually quite clever, funny, etc., and they are only modded down because they are offtopic. Now, on a news site like slashdot, where the number of different topics of discussion can be counted on 1 hand, I must say I quite like the distraction these posts offer. But no, when the topic is yet another minor version change of the Linux kernel, they only expect ooohs and aaahs about this great feat of engineering. Look at the moderation done in this thread to see what I mean.
      • Digging deep into the history of slashdot, I found this poll, which clearly indicates the vast majority does NOT want the moderation we have here today. 'nuff said.


      Feel free to use this information to your advantage. I thank you for your time.

      Anonymous cowards are... well, cowards.
    2. Re:Greatest Hits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm afraid you will be modded down on this one. Note to the moderator who does: your sense of humor is lacking to see this is funny.

    3. Re:Greatest Hits by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      That wasn't a troll, that was a work of art; and why do I find that funnier than I should?? ;p

      --
      If I have nothing to hide, you have no reason to search me
    4. Re:Greatest Hits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hey, I remember that! The First Slashdot Troll Post Investigation
      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=26315&cid=2850660

    5. Re:Greatest Hits by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1

      That is the most interesting and informative description I've seen - that's why I've never modded anybody down - not even that person who posts the story about the library bathroom. I believe the best mod to use is "underrated". It awards points to good comments and brings them to light for the other mod catagories.

      Many of us have gone through the Slashdot existentialist crisis -- seeing the same old themes and memes, but I'm glad to see that the themes and memes are still alive - people are still finding ways to keep them fresh.

    6. Re:Greatest Hits by TapeCutter · · Score: 2, Funny

      "That is the most interesting and informative description I've seen..."

      Actually the settings page is far more informative, but I agree it's kinda dull.

      --
      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    7. Re:Greatest Hits by Jefan · · Score: 0

      >Hey Rob, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to code?

      http://xkcd.com/323/

    8. Re:Greatest Hits by mooreti1 · · Score: 1

      Somewhere Eminem is looking around thinking, "There's been a change in the Force," and an RIAA lawyer just started twitching.

      --
      Oh, for the days when sig's didn't have to be cute...hey, wait a sec.
    9. Re:Greatest Hits by Dhalka226 · · Score: 1

      Warning: Long post!

      That post is very old and a copy-and-paste job; the last line talking about a poll that, from the context, clearly was a link originally but got lost in the paste is a dead giveaway.

      That said, it's almost mostly wrong or misleading. Point by point:

      1. Anecdotally, I think this is true. More mod points are spent on downmods than up. This is probably not optimal, but it's also not sinister. Once in a while I click into an article that's hot off the presses, so to speak. No comments have been moderated up to my threshold yet, so I click the "show all comments" link. Almost inevitably, most of those comments are troll posts from anonymous cowards; most of these have absolutely nothing to do with the story at hand. So on top of being trolls and probably flamebait, they're off-topic as well. They do deserve to be buried. The only argument against doing so is that the mod points are better spent modding good posts up, as is requested in the moderator fact. As I said, that is probably true but it doesn't necessarily make people who choose to spend the point burying a troll bad. For the record, yes, I have ABSOLUTELY seen (and been victim of) moderator abuse on posts--almost always with the overrated mod, so they can't be meta-moderated--usually because that post isn't spouting one of the /. lines such as "Apple is great," "Google is perfect" and "Microsoft and everything they touch is evil and shitty." (For what it's worth my opinions on those three are: "Get over them," "I <3 Google" and "I hate them, but no," so you can have an idea where I get in trouble myself.) For the record, none of my posts have been intended as trolls or trying to start a flamewar. A handful have been mean (usually when somebody is being an ass to begin with), but the vast majority have been reasoned opinions that go counter to the line. That said, while there is moderator abuse when people don't follow these "rules," my personal experiences say that the positive moderations still tend to outweigh the abuses.

      2. I'm sure it's true that people who are logged in get moderated down faster than those who post anonymously. The ridiculous comparison to oppressive governments labeling people as bad should be a pretty prominent clue that the rest of the bullet is idiocy. Most of the people who downmod, right or wrong, are well-intentioned. They are not out to burn a user's karma and put them forever in the "bad" camp for public shaming. Why does it happen? Many (most?) users, like me, probably have a threshold, and most users have at least a 1 point starting score if not 2. I seldom actually spend my mod points, but I browse at a +3 threshold even when I have them, despite the moderator FAQ asking you to remove thresholds when you do. I use those posts as jumping points to delve into lower-moderated comments that I had interest in from earlier in the thread. So yes, logged in users tend to get moderated more, both up and down--their posts are more visible to begin with. It also easily explains the last part of the first bullet, that there are more +4 and +5 posts than +3. Again, yes, because they're more visible. The higher a post gets rated up the more likely any random person with mod points will see it--and be able to mod it up again if they happen to agree. +5 posts often stay at +5, but that's not necessarily because somebody hasn't tried to downmod yet. The increased visibility works for it even if it gets spanked a time or two with overrated mods.

      3. Err, once you have a default -1 rating your trolls are no longer modded down? Yeah, that's true. Of course the system doesn't let you rate a post any lower than -1. Presumably, if he's actually making a point rather than, you know, trolling, he's referring to posts from -1 users that have first been modded up. See my second point for comments about how lower-rated posts get less attention overall. That's why I don't think this is true overall. He's trying to make it sound lik

    10. Re:Greatest Hits by merreborn · · Score: 1

      Logged in people are modded down faster than anonymous cowards. Presumably these Nazi Moderators think it's more important to burn a user's existing karma
      Honestly, I always browse at +1 or higher, even when modding. So I never see ACs who post at 0.

      I know, there are a few AC gems that really need to be modded up, but I don't have time to read the thread at "0" or lower.

      I'm willing to bet there are lots of mods who do the same. Logged in users, and high karma users will always get modded up faster because of that.

      I know that once my posts started with a score of 2, the number of posts that got modded up skyrocketed.
    11. Re:Greatest Hits by IdeaMan · · Score: 1

      What do you think of switching to system where you say "Rate this post as 3, Informative".
      Also you could average the top 8 moderators by karma and throw the rest out. If a mod point falls out of the the top 8, return the point to the moderator.

      --
      They ARE out to get you simply because They are in it for themselves and they don't care about you.
    12. Re:Greatest Hits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      • More moderator points are being used to mod posts down than up. Furthermore, when modding a post up, every moderator seems to follow previous moderators in their choices, even when it's not a particularly interesting or clever post slashdot.org. There are a LOT more +5 posts than +3 or +4.

      This matches well with my observations... I think we should introduce some kind of motivation for moderators to read at at least +1... Maybe something like rating +1 to +2 costs much less than +4 to +5. Rating someone from +1 to +2 could take 0.25 points. And rating +2 to +3 0.5 mod points and +3 to +4 0.75 mod points and +4 to +5 or troll/flamebaits mods couldalways cost 1 mod point...

      This would mean that you could mod a lot more posts if you surfed at -1 as a mod and could lead to much better moderation.

  9. Evident corollary by mangu · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, moderating a comment (-1, Troll) is unconstitutional? Cool!

    1. Re:Evident corollary by novakyu · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So, moderating a comment (-1, Troll) is unconstitutional? Cool! No, because the moderation itself (at least on a private site like this) is expression of opinion in and of itself, and such is protected by the First Amendment rights.
    2. Re:Evident corollary by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      I find it hilarious that your score is currently +1 Troll.

    3. Re:Evident corollary by finnw · · Score: 1

      Really? That means either you (like me) have a +2 troll modifier or someone modded the post "Underrated" and then cancelled it by posting in this thread (since you posted.)

      --
      Is Betteridge's Law of Headlines Correct?
    4. Re:Evident corollary by harl · · Score: 1

      That's not what it says.

      "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

      Slashdot is not Congress. This is, as you point out, a private site. You have no first amendment protections here.

      --
      I find being offended by me offensive.
    5. Re:Evident corollary by khallow · · Score: 1

      That is incorrect. It's unconstitutional for the US government to mod you -1, Troll. Anybody else is still free to do so.

    6. Re:Evident corollary by novakyu · · Score: 1

      Slashdot is not Congress. This is, as you point out, a private site. You have no first amendment protections here. In which case, the moderation could not have possibly been considered unconstitutional to begin with.
    7. Re:Evident corollary by harl · · Score: 1

      Correct but not for the reason you mention.

      --
      I find being offended by me offensive.
    8. Re:Evident corollary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...moderation itself (at least on a private site like this) is expression of opinion in and of itself, and such is protected by the First Amendment rights. I would mod you down...
  10. Nice argument by Okind · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "[...] the statements [...] , while reflecting the immaturity of the speaker, constitute protected opinion under the First Amendment."

    That is a very nice way of protecting free speech, while still making very plain that that kid should work on his argumentative skills.

  11. Words=Noise, Writing=Squiggles by milsoRgen · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've always felt that one should be able to say or write anything that suits their fancy. Short of something that could put someone in immediate harm (i.e. shouting, "Fire!" in a crowded place).

    It's like when people put parts of Scientology's texts in public forums. To a true believer, those words are putting them in actual danger or at the very least greatly offending them. But no one cares about that, their a bunch of not jobs.

    But in my own experiance, trying to get a t-shirt made that simply says F*** Jesus, has been very hard. And I can't wait to get one made to wear to Wal-Mart... Granted that will probably put me in physical danger, but that's part of the fun of it all.

    The point is, the world is a dirty grubby place. And if you can't use your intellect to help you see beyond it all. That's you're problem, people talk shit. Always have always will. IMHO.

    --
    I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask where they're goin' and hook up with 'em later.
    1. Re:Words=Noise, Writing=Squiggles by Heir+Of+The+Mess · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You might get more action if you wear a shirt that says "Gay and Proud of it!". Christians are fairly hardened towards abuse of their religion as religious debate is not uncommon. Or maybe you could try "NASCAR sucks!"

      --
      Australian running a company that does C# / C++ / Java / SQL / Python / Mathematica
    2. Re:Words=Noise, Writing=Squiggles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm with you. I hate people who believe in censorship.
      If only we could get some laws passed to make them shut up!

    3. Re:Words=Noise, Writing=Squiggles by milsoRgen · · Score: 1

      You sir, are a genius!

      --
      I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask where they're goin' and hook up with 'em later.
    4. Re:Words=Noise, Writing=Squiggles by palegray.net · · Score: 1

      If it's trouble you're looking for, try wearing a t-shirt depicting a really hideous couple, with the caption reading "Keeping It In The Family" around a Wal-Mart in Kentucky. Make sure you get footage; you'll need to sell it to pay for the hospital bills (or funeral).

    5. Re:Words=Noise, Writing=Squiggles by milsoRgen · · Score: 1

      Make sure you get footage Funny you mention that, this past 4th of July we stopped by Wal-Mart to beer up and get supplies, I had my digital camera out, trying out various video capture settings to ensure I could get a couple hours worth of footage on the memory card I was using. Well within 5 minutes I had a guy in a red vest behind me, "Sir! Sir! ... Sir!". I could hear him, but I didn't really care. Eventually he was up in my business telling me camera's were not allowed to be turned on on the premises. My first thought was, "Well what about cellphones genius, how can you tell the difference between a call being made and a picture being taken?"

      Either way, I'd love to record my offensive behavior in Wal-Mart, helps to relieve the stress of standing in line for half an hour...
      --
      I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask where they're goin' and hook up with 'em later.
    6. Re:Words=Noise, Writing=Squiggles by PatrickThomson · · Score: 1

      Top gear did it. Driving through the deep south in a pickup with "hillary for president", "nascar sucks", and "man-love rules OK" written on the side. You can probably imagine what happened next.

      --
      I am one of many. My idea is not unique, nor do I expect my voice alone to sway you. I speak in a chorus of opinion.
    7. Re:Words=Noise, Writing=Squiggles by milsoRgen · · Score: 1

      You can probably imagine what happened next. That sounds like suicide to me.
      Atleast I have the phyiscal stature to fight off 1 crazy right winger... But in the deep south? That's where the gold elites are to be found.

      (outside of an instance that is)
      --
      I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask where they're goin' and hook up with 'em later.
    8. Re:Words=Noise, Writing=Squiggles by cliveholloway · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "...trying to get a t-shirt made that simply says F*** Jesus, has been very hard"

      So you want to get a T-shirt made with Fuck Jesus on it, but you're too embarrassed to type that almost anonymously on Slashdot?

      Um, OK then. Go for it you rebel!

      --
      -- Trinity in high heels carrying a whip: The donimatrix - there is no spoonerism
    9. Re:Words=Noise, Writing=Squiggles by greyblack · · Score: 1

      Or write "Man love rules ok" on your truck while driving in redneck-land...

      I would post the link to a hillarious Top Gear video, but I'm to lazy to find it...

      BBC's site(no video)

      --
      Everybody uses broad generalizations.
    10. Re:Words=Noise, Writing=Squiggles by milsoRgen · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually I want the asterisks in place as businesses tend to be privately owned, and I'm merely out to get a rise from the public. Not asked to leave.

      --
      I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask where they're goin' and hook up with 'em later.
    11. Re:Words=Noise, Writing=Squiggles by joss · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, for almost certain death in hick towns just wear something
      which mixes the two genres..

      Jesus loves...
      to suck cock

      That'll do it

      --
      http://rareformnewmedia.com/
    12. Re:Words=Noise, Writing=Squiggles by houghi · · Score: 1

      I've always felt that one should be able to say or write anything that suits their fancy. Short of something that could put someone in immediate harm (i.e. shouting, "Fire!" in a crowded place).
      ... and so the restrictions begin.
      --
      Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
    13. Re:Words=Noise, Writing=Squiggles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plurals don't have apostrophes you idiot. Good thing people are out looking for correct punctuation and/or grammar, as opposed to offering any insight or thought to the topic at hand.
    14. Re:Words=Noise, Writing=Squiggles by Mike89 · · Score: 2, Informative
    15. Re:Words=Noise, Writing=Squiggles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See, now, if he's having problems getting that printed, he should just go with something less overt.

      Something like "I want Jesus to come inside me" perhaps.

      You know, make Grandma AND the friends happy in one fell swoop.

    16. Re:Words=Noise, Writing=Squiggles by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      It was great TV. The best part was when the car stalled, although the cow on the roof was a close second. Last week they launched a Robin Reliant 3000ft straight up. The launch site was the town where I was born in England, having spent the last 45yrs in Oz I don't get to see much of it. :)

      BTW: They are opening a 'franchise' here in Australia, they have been advertising during the show that they want to audition Aussie hosts from the general public.

      --
      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    17. Re:Words=Noise, Writing=Squiggles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about Fuck the Skull of Jesus? I love that one. There's another pic out there of Jesus Fucking Christ, which is Jesus fucking a copy of himself.

      Fuck the lord!

    18. Re:Words=Noise, Writing=Squiggles by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Well within 5 minutes I had a guy in a red vest behind me, "Sir! Sir! ... Sir!". I could hear him, but I didn't really care. Eventually he was up in my business telling me camera's were not allowed to be turned on on the premises

      You could have just pointed to their security cameras and said "what - those aren't on?"

      Besides, what's he gonna do - try to take it away from you? He's a f*cking WallyWorld prole. Go "boo" and he runs away.

    19. Re:Words=Noise, Writing=Squiggles by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1

      www.tshirthell.com might have it.

    20. Re:Words=Noise, Writing=Squiggles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I have a t-shirt saying "FUCK CEN***SHIP"

      how about them apples?

    21. Re:Words=Noise, Writing=Squiggles by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      Maybe we need a -1 Grammer Nazi mod (and yes, the misspelling was intentional).

      Layne

    22. Re:Words=Noise, Writing=Squiggles by OS24Ever · · Score: 1

      According to the guys at 'Top Gear' Hillary for President is more than enough

      --

      As a rock-in-roll Physicist once said, No matter where you go, there you are.

    23. Re:Words=Noise, Writing=Squiggles by at_slashdot · · Score: 1

      Maybe he wanted to say "Free Jesus"

      --
      "It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." -- Prof. Dumbledore
    24. Re:Words=Noise, Writing=Squiggles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he means it to literally say F***.

    25. Re:Words=Noise, Writing=Squiggles by Hatta · · Score: 1

      But in my own experiance, trying to get a t-shirt made that simply says F*** Jesus, has been very hard. And I can't wait to get one made to wear to Wal-Mart...

      You might try Printfection. They allow you to design your own tshirts that are printed on demand for sale through your own web store. If you just want to order a couple custom shirts from your own store there's nothing stopping you.

      --
      Give me Classic Slashdot or give me death!
    26. Re:Words=Noise, Writing=Squiggles by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Fucking awesome. If I weren't employed by Jesuits I'd get one myself.

      --
      Give me Classic Slashdot or give me death!
    27. Re:Words=Noise, Writing=Squiggles by cplusplus · · Score: 1

      But in my own experiance, trying to get a t-shirt made that simply says F*** Jesus, has been very hard.
      Plain T-shirt and a Sharpie marker? Heck, you could even get some stencils to make your letters all nice and pretty.
      --
      "False hope is why we'll never run out of natural resources!" - Lewis Black
    28. Re:Words=Noise, Writing=Squiggles by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      *No purchase necessary. While supplies last.

    29. Re:Words=Noise, Writing=Squiggles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But in my own experiance, trying to get a t-shirt made that simply says F*** Jesus, has been very hard. And I can't wait to get one made to wear to Wal-Mart... Granted that will probably put me in physical danger, but that's part of the fun of it all.
      This is not a free-speech issue. You have a right to free expression, including the wearing of t-shirts, but you do not have any right to make other people do work for you. You have no right to get someone to make you such a t-shirt. You have every right to make one yourself, to obtain one from a willing seller, to sell one to a willing buyer, to possess one, and to wear one, but your inability to find a willing seller is unrelated to free speech.

      Incidentally, have you tried this nifty thing called the internet? There are a zillion places that do custom t-shirts there, and I can't imagine they all refuse orders that are offensive to Christians.
    30. Re:Words=Noise, Writing=Squiggles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      F*** you, you d***-sucking, c***-licking, f******-a** piece of s***. Little b****.

    31. Re:Words=Noise, Writing=Squiggles by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 1

      I've always felt that one should be able to say or write anything that suits their fancy. Short of something that could put someone in immediate harm (i.e. shouting, "Fire!" in a crowded place).

      Ever since I've spent the time to actually think about "shouting fire in a crowded theater", I've come to realize that, if anything, such is probably the best example of something that *should* be protected speech. As a major point, crowds aren't inherently more stupid/dangerous than individuals. The only thing that grants them any sort of ability to act as such is the inability to establish individual actors in close quarters and that being realized translating into individuals being willing to do acts which they would not normally do alone (eg. trampling people). In fact, it is precise the work of trying to identify faces in a crowd that is seen as so draconian by governments, because people join crowds so they aren't personally required to support an idea.

      But, that idea works in all ways. It is the reason why standing armies are so counter to a stable democracy and why private organizations in which people are willing to be supportive, possibly to the death, are so imperative. Now, this can obviously fracture into factions that fight for power and attempts might be made to use nationalism as a glue to keep people at peace (which is bad because that translates into standing armies). But, in the end, the real way to keep the peace is let people know that they are held accountable for their own actions, without the ability to use an organization as a shield (which is not to say an organization can't be a shield, but it is through the action of a collection of individuals that a shield is established, not the mere presence of those individuals). So, in the end, to punish the person who yells "Fire" instead of the people who mindlessly respond only supports the idea that the mob is able to do whatever acts it pleases so long as it can use a socially-accepted scapegoat. But, without a scapegoat, the crowd and the individuals would have to be held accountable. That is the real and more effective justice that should happen.

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  12. how would it not be? by hcmtnbiker · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I really don't understand how they wouldn't be under free speech. Defamatory remarks are only ones made that where stated as fact, as so people will believe them when they're not true. That has been decided it doesn't fall under freedom of speech because of its deceiving nature. Whereas trolls aren't trying to deceive anyone, they're just ranting. What it comes down to for me is that the right to freedom of speech is useless unless you piss someone off, the reason its in the constitution is so you can use it to piss people off. If no one ever pissed anyone off with speech then there would be no need for the first amendment.
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    1. Re:how would it not be? by Admiral+Ag · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There's a difference between speech that is primarily intended to make a point, but happens to piss someone off (e.g. "I believe that homosexuality is/is not immoral"), and speech which is primarily intended to piss people off rather than make a point (e.g. "burn all f4gg0+z fur havin A1DZ lolz").

      I sincerely doubt that the people who wrote your constitution had the noble aim of allowing their citizens to call each other "poopyheads" in mind. The aim of the first amendment is presumably to allow the free transmission of ideas and for people to be able to speak their conscience. It doesn't protect every kind of lie, for example.

      If the founders had wanted to protect the right to specifically annoy other people, they would have written something like: "The right of citizens to throw balloons full of dog shit at each other shall not be infringed".

      Trolls can be funny, but they are more often a nuisance. It's not like much can be done in any case, since the law of the universe is that idiots and assholes must win.

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    2. Re:how would it not be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is fantastically relevant. Perhaps if you don't even pretend to proofread your posts, the authorities will assume you're trolling.

    3. Re:how would it not be? by Logic+and+Reason · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I sincerely doubt that the people who wrote your constitution had the noble aim of allowing their citizens to call each other "poopyheads" in mind.
      No, I think that's exactly what they had in mind. Something along the lines of, "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."

      If the founders had wanted to protect the right to specifically annoy other people, they would have written something like: "The right of citizens to throw balloons full of dog shit at each other shall not be infringed".
      This is exactly why some of the founders opposed the creation of the Bill of Rights: they worried that people would misinterpret it as an exhaustive listing of the people's (and the states') rights. It is not. It merely lists some of the things the federal government is explicitly, no-really-I-mean-it not allowed to do; but everything not mentioned is supposed to be left up to the people, or to the states. In fact, there's even an amendment saying precisely that:

      The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people.
      So since the founders did not put any language into the Constitution granting the federal government the power to prevent people from generally being assholes to each other, the federal government isn't allowed to do it. I leave as an exercise for the reader the task of finding in the Constitution language that grants the federal government the power to establish Social Security and other forms of welfare, the Federal Reserve, the Food and Drug Administration, and so on.
    4. Re:how would it not be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The parent should get +1 Insightful on this one.

      In fact, I would say that if we take the 1st Amendment "Free Speech" and the statement "Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness" from the Declaration of Independence, we might end up with the constitution prohibiting trolling.

      The idea being that the US Constitution, on the whole, expresses a concept along the lines of "one is prohibited from infringing on the rights of others to pursue happiness".

      In its simplest form: I am free to pursue my happiness to the degree that it is not found that I am harassing someone else.

    5. Re:how would it not be? by dasunt · · Score: 1

      I leave as an exercise for the reader the task of finding in the Constitution language that grants the federal government the power to establish Social Security and other forms of welfare, the Federal Reserve, the Food and Drug Administration, and so on.

      I'm assuming that it is the interestate commerce clause, since SCOTUS has already decided that it is so broad to cover growing food on your own land for your own consumption.

    6. Re:how would it not be? by Dhalka226 · · Score: 1

      I leave as an exercise for the reader the task of finding in the Constitution language that grants the federal government the power to establish Social Security and other forms of welfare, the Federal Reserve, the Food and Drug Administration, and so on.

      This sort of reasoning has always irked me. You're right that there is technically no such language in the Constitution. You may even be right that they should be prohibited. However, somebody obviously found language vague enough that let them take these actions--and more importantly, the body that the Constitution explicitly charges with interpreting the law (what higher law than the Constitution?) has thus far agreed with them.

      Maybe all these decisions get overturned tomorrow--I doubt it, but maybe. Until then, the people who decide what the Constitution allows have stated that it does allow these things. (I'm pretty sure that every issue you raised has been challenged and brought before the USSC at some point in time.)

      If you want to be really technical, the Constitution does not afford the USSC or any courts the power of judicial review; they interpret the laws, but there's no explicit power for them to void any. It was a power taken by the Court for itself by John Marshall, the first Chief Justice, to avoid having to rule in favor of Thomas Jefferson whom he hated. That creates an inherent conflict where something may technically not be a power of the federal government, but where nobody has the power to stop them from taking that power short of the states taking some sort of military action. That might be a workable system, but it's surely a bloody one and I personally prefer it the way it is. And yes, that means sometimes they use their judicial review to UPHOLD something that a strict Constitutional interpretation may not allow. Their upholding it to begin with wouldn't be allowed, so I personally don't think we should be splitting hairs.

    7. Re:how would it not be? by HappySmileMan · · Score: 1

      I leave as an exercise for the reader the task of finding in the Constitution language that grants the federal government the power to establish Social Security and other forms of welfare, the Federal Reserve, the Food and Drug Administration, and so on. The question is whether or not it's prohibited, they don't need express permission to do anything, they just need to make sure it's not prohibited
    8. Re:how would it not be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is not entirely true. If necessary for self-preservation, the powers of the government are unlimited. This was affirmed by the US Supreme Court in Hepburn vs Griswold, in the second hearing of the case in 1871 (after the court was packed to overturn the first ruling). The ruling was necessary to enforce legality of paper federal notes in payment of gold and silver contracts in order to pay civil war bills. The first ruling was correct, which was that changing the currency of established contracts took money from one party and transferred it to another and therefore was a clear violation of the Fifth Amendment. The second one established the unlimited self-preservation powers that nobody knows about today. Many commentators of the time felt this was an outrageous power grab by the government. It is unfortunate that all of this has been forgotten.

  13. How long does it take? by Phat_Tony · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Oh come on, why are there 18 comments and no one's done this yet? Do I have to do everything myself? Let's get it out of the way:

    _____________________________

    That idiotic dumb-ass judge wouldn't know a good judicial decision if it bit him in his lame-ass ass. Where did he go to judge-school anyway, The Universduhity of Dumbasia?

    I see it came from California. Everyone knows everybody in California is a stupid liberal anyway with their stupid activist liberal judges who just do whatever their retarded Governator tells them to do. Retards. Someone should shoot them all, wouldn't that be ironic? Here they all go crying "free speech, free speech," and then they get shot? Well, if you don't see the irony, then you're even dumber than that retarted freakin judge.

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    OK, now mod it + funny, - troll and we can be done with it.

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    1. Re:How long does it take? by stupidflanders · · Score: 0

      "Protection for Trolls" Level 5 spell. Can only be cast by a judge who is Chaotic Neutral.

    2. Re:How long does it take? by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1, Insightful

      California: at least it ain't Mississippi.

    3. Re:How long does it take? by bingo_cannon · · Score: 1

      I am from Dumbasia..you insensitive clod!

    4. Re:How long does it take? by Jeff+Carr · · Score: 1

      "Protection for Trolls" Level 5 spell. Can only be cast by a judge who is Chaotic Neutral.
      No, I'm fairly certain that's impossible

      I don't have all the expansion books, but IIRC, Judge is a prestige class of Lawyer. Judges are required to be Lawful, and tend to be Lawful Neutral.

      Of course Lawyers are a Lawful Rogue subclass that gains extra points in concealment and fast talk, tends towards Lawful Evil and the worship of trickster gods.
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  14. why can't that happen to me?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I, for one, would not mind being "among boobs".

    And i guess that goes for most of us here. :)

  15. Oh yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NOT FR1ST protected by law PS0T

  16. +1 Troll by clarkkent09 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Give me a break, this judge is an idiot. Freedom of speech is fine when you have something important to say, but in this case this guy's intent was clearly just to insult that poor woman. Why should posting that garbage be constitutionally protected!!! If people were locked up for such antisocial behavior early on, we would have a much more polite society and less crime as well.

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    1. Re:+1 Troll by milsoRgen · · Score: 1

      we would have a much more polite society and less crime as well. One man's crime is another man's freedom.
      For further reference please see, The War On Drugs(TM).
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    2. Re:+1 Troll by leomekenkamp · · Score: 1

      But were would you draw the line? A few comments up has the statement 'fuck Jezus' in it. An atheïst may not be offended (and may even approve) while a highly religious person may feel highly insulted. On a similar note, I think it is very, very difficult to have an objective ruling on wether or not something is important.

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    3. Re:+1 Troll by deepershade · · Score: 1

      Shut up you whiny little bitch.

    4. Re:+1 Troll by djupedal · · Score: 1

      "Freedom of speech is fine when you have something important to say..."

      I may not like what you have to say, but goddamn it, I'll fight to the death for your right to say it!

      BTW, you're right, FOS IS when _I_ have something important to say & non-FOS is when _YOU_ have something...wait. Censorship is when _YOU_ can't say what you...wait.

      Nevermind, say whatever you like, just be sure to do it over there, and keep it down so I don't have to listen to you whine again.

    5. Re:+1 Troll by deimtee · · Score: 1

      Why should a religious person be offended by "fuck jesus" ? As an atheist, I am not offended when someone says "fuck the non-existence of all gods".

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    6. Re:+1 Troll by artg · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter whether the troll is protected or not. But the court's time shouldn't be wasted by someone ought to just ignore a wanker. The whole world's getting bogged down in everything from editorials to lawsuits to jihads due to a growing inability of people to ignore criticism, however immature or undeserved.

    7. Re:+1 Troll by stormguard2099 · · Score: 1

      But were would you draw the line? A few comments up has the statement 'fuck Jezus' in it. An atheïst may not be offended (and may even approve) while a highly religious person may feel highly insulted. On a similar note, I think it is very, very difficult to have an objective ruling on wether or not something is important. *WHOOSH*
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    8. Re:+1 Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your posts in this article are pathetic. Leave Slashdot.

    9. Re:+1 Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A few comments up has the statement 'fuck Jesus' in it. An atheïst may not be offended (and may even approve) while a highly religious person may feel highly insulted.

      So what?

      Jesus would probably welcome a fuck - there's no record in the NT of him shagging anyone, so as a 33 year old dead virgin, he was probably gagging for it.

      Oh, and to any religious people out there in modland - fuck you and the donkey you rode in on, you sanctimonious fucking wankers :P

    10. Re:+1 Troll by leomekenkamp · · Score: 1

      Christians (in this case) believe in an omnipotent being that is partly his own son; this son-part is called Jezus. The christian holy book has a few basic rules (the 10 commandments) that all christians should follow. One of those is not using their omnipotent being's name in vain, like swearing. "fuck Jezus" can certainly be called swearing. And for some strange reason some religous people get upset when someone who does not share their religion does not folow their rules.

      Also, for some other strange reason religious people think their omnipotent being is insulted or something when some clearly non-omnipotent creature like a human being says stuff these religious people do not like, for instance "God is masochist" (christians), "Jehova is an imbecil" (jews; you are not even supposed to use the name Jehova) or "Allah is a sadist" (islam). For me this is very strange. If an ant says that I am a son of a bitch, I could not care less. On the other hand, if other ants were to pass sentence on that first ant for calling me a sob, I would certainly oppose to that. And since the difference between an ant and a human being is clearly smaller than the difference between a human being and an omnipotent being, it is impossible for me to imagine that any omnipotent being would have me punished for saying something. But as an atheïst you probably think along the same lines as me.

      You are not offended when someone says "fuck the non-existence of all gods", because you chose to use reasoning to interact with and try to understand your world instead of dogmas, and you are probably not offended when someone curses on the outcome of your reasoning. If they chose not to follow reason, then it is their loss, not yours. So why feel offended?

      Also interesting to note that christians do not like to hear the theory / hypothesis that Maria Magdalena and Jezus were lovers; cristians would very much like to believe that Jezus died a virgin, just like Maria conceived Jezus while remaining a virgin. Of course this was highly cultivated by the roman catholic church, because sex is a powerful force in human beings, and since the church wanted absolute control over the people they had to control sex as well. So, sex is dirty, Jezus did not have any, Maria did not have any, and you should only have sex to produce more souls for the church. So putting Jezus in a sexual context can produce uncomfortable feelings in christians.

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  17. Dear Socrates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear Hon.(?) Socrates P. Manoukian,

    It is well known that you are a mega scum bag, nothing more than a snivelling cockroach. Your court room is run by a bunch of boobs, losers and crooks. I will reciprocate fellatio with your wife even though she has fat thighs, a fake medical degree, queefs and has poor feminine hygiene. Please note that my comments are quote, "in context, mere opinion and therefore protected by the First Amendment".

    Further quotes from the pdf that protect me:

    calling him/her a cockroach obviously cannot be interpreted as a statement of actual fact.

    No reasonable reader would have taken this post seriously; it obviously was intended as a means of ridiculing...

    Sincerely yours,

    Double Doe 7

  18. Trolly Comment by AndGodSed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    bla, yah, abortion, yadda, mohammed cartoon, yack yack, George Bush, bla bla...

  19. Hurrah for the courts by LandruBek · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is good news in an age where free speech is under attack from so many quarters. Let's all remember this famous quote:

    "I may mod down what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it."
    -- Voltaire

    This has not always been the land of the free. Remember Eugene V. Debs:

    "June 16, 1918 -- Debs made his famous anti-war speech in Canton, Ohio, protesting World War I which was raging in Europe. For this speech he was arrested and convicted in federal court in Cleveland, Ohio under the war-time espionage law ... [and] sentenced to serve 10 years in prison . . . ."
    (from here)

    ... and the victims of the Montana sedition law.

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  20. translation for non-americans by tinkerton · · Score: 1

    It's allowed to indulge online in sarcasm, irony and foulmouthed namecalling, even if this is done anonymously.

    1. Re:translation for non-americans by jvkjvk · · Score: 1

      It's not libel if you're just kidding. It's also not libel if you're not just kidding and you actually sincerely believe what you write. As long as you do not go so far as to say or imply that your assertions are of "actual fact".

      Calling someone a crook and believing it (for example) seems to be ok, unless you cite allegations. And even then, if your allegations turn out to be true in some sense you probably have an affirmative defense.

      Name calling, per se, seems to have been totally vindicated, even if (and probably especially if) you believe it. Calling someone a "Rat-bastard" or anything else does not seem to fall under libel laws even if offensive and demeaning.
  21. I hate to self-promote myself but.... by Seakip18 · · Score: 3, Informative

    If they're using comcast, then they don't have the first amendment. Again sorry to repost/whore.

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=446180&cid=22344224

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    1. Re:I hate to self-promote myself but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, self-promoting yourself is certainly better than self-promoting someone else...

    2. Re:I hate to self-promote myself but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hint: Without comcast, there would be no Baywatch or NASCAR. They are the 4th branch as far as I care.

    3. Re:I hate to self-promote myself but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the constitution (including the first amendment) refers to "congress", they don't mean comcast.

      Hint: When the founding fathers referred to inalienable rights, they don't mean the government.

  22. Heh by Auckerman · · Score: 1

    the statements were held to 'fall into the category of crude, satirical hyperbole which, while reflecting the immaturity of the speaker, constitute protected opinion under the First Amendment.'"

    Translation for those who don't read legalese: "You guys suck at the intertubes, he's a troll get over it"

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  23. what? by rucs_hack · · Score: 1

    Someone had to go to court to prove that people can be rude to each other people on the internet?

    What...the...fuck...

    At what point did 'land of the free' cease to be true? Did I miss a memo?

    1. Re:what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At what point did 'land of the free' cease to be true? Did I miss a memo?

      When they elected George Bush Jnr.

  24. So nyer! You're wrong again! Poopie head! by syousef · · Score: 1, Informative

    I told you you were wrong and dumb and a poopie head and I was right and you were wrong.

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    1. Re:So nyer! You're wrong again! Poopie head! by syousef · · Score: 1

      Well clearly that one went over someone's head.

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  26. Some companies don't understand by Auckerman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Okay, there are basically two kinds of companies that follow suits like this: Young companies with inexperienced leadership and companies have a valid tarnished image who want their day in court to clear their name or to just scare critics into silence. Experienced leadership understands that maintaining a good image means fixing problems, not hide them. Also, you don't go out of your way to highlight critics. These guys are making the news circles, which is leading people to read about the company history, further tarnishing their image. Not exactly the kind of thing an experienced leader does.

    I'm pretty sure those who do seek to actively silence public critics are those who have something to hide, not am image to maintain. If you run the company right, people will rightfully ignore the trolls.

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  28. I have a question. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are first posts protected speech? What if I call all of you boobs, idiots, and liars?

    1. Re:I have a question. by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
      Are first posts protected speech? What if I call all of you boobs, idiots, and liars?

      ...says the man/woman/Thargoid posting anonymously...

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  29. The downside of Free speech by stox · · Score: 3, Insightful

    is that you're going to be exposed to things that annoy you or that you disagree with. Some things might even offend you. Deal with it, it is a part of real life.

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    1. Re:The downside of Free speech by Reverend528 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm just glad to see the courts are upholding our frist amendment rights!

  30. Tempting... by xx01dk · · Score: 0

    While I'd love for some of the "neteratti" out there (please comment below) to tell me how internet- (or more specifically, forum- or comment-) trolling is any different from those people who used to leave messages at my house, when I was in HS, inviting me to "book burning parties" (I was the only Jewish kid in my HS), I'll settle instead for not only being irritating with my run-on sentences and eerily perfect grammar but also with the fact that neither I nor your mom cares much atm. BTW I knew who they were because they routinely made my life difficult even though it was not possible to to tell exactly who they were by just listening to the recordings. (Phone records would probably have identified them though). Did their supposed anonymity give them constitutional rights to be fucktards, or more importantly, to cause my family grief and humiliation?

    I think not. Nowadays, you come on my forums and threaten vile things against me and I'm not going to "shrug it off". No I'm going to see to it that you get a nice, friendly visit from the local PD (or maybe a friendly local goon) for harassment (yes I know where you live, troglodyte). Thick skin notwithstanding, how am I supposed to know that some lunatic won't actually track down my address and cause harm to my families, just because they can? Yes, an extreme example to be sure, but still. I bet if I try hard enough I can track down anyone who posts a reply to this, and all I gotta say is that you're lucky I'm not a sociopath*.

    This is an incredibly murky subject area. Who's to say what's right and what's wrong on the internet besides some fuckwit judge who can't even operate her pc's on/off discriminator, much less have a clue to what actually goes on in these tubes? Are our Wild West days of saying whatever the fuck we want coming to a close, or will these days ever end? Is disparaging a person separate and distinct from disparaging a product? A corporation? The calls stopped, btw, right around the time I grew a pair (hey, I'm a late bloomer).

    Well, for what it's worth, I am not anonymous and if I wouldn't say something to a person's face, I won't say it online. (Unless it's in jest, of course.) So fuck you. JK. Maybe.

    brb, gotta burn some books. Yearbooks, that is...

    *or am i...

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    1. Re:Tempting... by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1
      Well, if the reason you got abuse at school was because you were Jewish, then that's a bad thing.

      At my school, about a fifth of pupils were Jews, and some of them were good people, some of them were Zionists.

      I'll happily abuse someone for being a Zionist, because I believe that Zionism is inherently evil and wrong.

      But if your only crime is believing in a religion that's even sillier than Christianity, then go ahead - I won't abuse you for that.

      Oh, and by the way - I am a sociopathic atheist :P

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    2. Re:Tempting... by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      It is entirely possible one of three things was occuring while you were in High School.
      (1) The kids in high school were asshats, and the Jewish thing was easy to make fun of.
      (2) You were an asshat in high school, and your fellow students chose a poor method of applying peer pressure to reduce your asshatness.
      (3) Some neonazi asshats at your school actually meant you real harm and were just working their way towards it by advertising well in advance.

      Of the 3 the last one seems the least probable, so instead of looking over your shoulder, I'd buckle up for safety.

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  31. Goatse.cx by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, government trolls YOU!

    In South Korea all trolls are robots!

  32. Anonymous posting likely to be gone in Norway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting


    There are extremely strong pressures for anonymous posting to be removed from all national newspaper and discussion sites, pretty much every site "run by a company", which is all of them. The social pressure on companies to conform to this could be compared with the Chinese social pressure on companies not to allow 'socially objectionable material' to filter into the public consciousness.

    Additionally, every Norway-based social networking site requires a mobile phone for registration, and mobile phones are required by law to be registered to a valid address with SSN-equivalent. You can't buy one without ID.

  33. define "obnoxious" post by CarpetShark · · Score: 3, Interesting

    One person's obnoxious poster is another's modern day Mark Twain. It's time people realised that calling someone a "troll" is just a stereotyping, dismissive way of dealing with things you can't be bothered to discuss. It would be much more mature to simply ignore them.

    1. Re:define "obnoxious" post by gomiam · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It would be much more mature to simply ignore them.

      Which is achieved by modding them down. If you really want to read them all, you can always read at -1 like I do. Even better: as a registered user, you can set your account to ignore (-1) Troll moderations.

    2. Re:define "obnoxious" post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      STFU yoU RIAA luvING CUNT BAG.

    3. Re:define "obnoxious" post by maxume · · Score: 1

      It can be useful to communicate to other people that you are ignoring a commenter because you think they continually post obnoxious material. So useful that people named the concept.

      The problem with demanding that people only communicate with terms that have absolute, universal understanding is that there aren't any, in the interim, it is up to individuals to decide how much weight they decide to give to other peoples labeling of trolls and whatnot.

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    4. Re:define "obnoxious" post by konohitowa · · Score: 1

      It would be much more mature to simply ignore them

      The most ironic part about modding someone as a troll is that the act of modding them down is tantamount to feeding the troll. The moderator has both a) fed the troll and b) used a limited resource (mod points) in response to the troll. Intentional trolling could definitely be used at /. as a way to keep moderators that are likely to spend troll points away from posts that are not trolls but rather unpopular posts. In particular, trolling by posting opinions that are likely to get you modded down as a troll.

      Just a thought, but also one that's on my mind at the moment due to some troll modding that occurred to me recently.

  34. Get real. by v(*_*)vvvv · · Score: 1

    Newspapers have printed worse.

  35. It's all about respect. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Respect my first Amendment - Bitch!

  36. Very interesting: professionalism = responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful


    If you read the summary and the verdict, it actually appears that the main question was whether the statements could reasonably be read as facts, because defamation rules only protect against false factual claims. The judge found that no reasonable person was likely to read them as statements of facts, but rather as 'crude, satirical hyperbole'.

    The very strong implication that is likely to have consequences is that the deciding question about any claims is whether they are "likely to be read as facts", which again is going to depend on the professionalism they are delivered with. Whereas posting the commment "Ms. Krinsky likes to suck goats" in a Youtube comment is unlikely to be defamatory, creating a professional-looking blog and writing a post entitled "My disturbing meeting with Ms. Krinsky where she hinted at zoophilia" on the other hand is likely to be.

    I completely agree that this is the only sensible and real-life-compatible way for things to be done to be honest, but it is interesting that the court has now spelt it out explicitly. Look forward to the 'convincingness' of internet posts to become an issue in defemation cases in the future. Of course, even if something is not defamatory it could still be harassment or criminal in other ways.

  37. Darwinian M&M duels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

    I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

    Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

    When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

    This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

    There can be only one.

    1. Re:Darwinian M&M duels by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      That's spectacular.

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    2. Re:Darwinian M&M duels by montyzooooma · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There's a flaw here. With a winner stays on format the winner gets worn down over time making it statistically unlikely that the last man standing will actually be the strongest competitor when the contest started, just the strongest left when the contest finished.

    3. Re:Darwinian M&M duels by overkill1024 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not off topic in the least, but coincidentally I just did this a few minutes ago upon obtaining a bag of m&ms and remembering this 'copypasta'. I used more of a tournament style bracket so that at the end the competitors would be equally worn. Though there's always an element of chance in natural selection, if m&ms had genetic traits and were bread in the proposed manner you would get the same result, just less efficiently. That aside, the green m&ms seem to be the strongest and won against every competing color with the exception of one yellow m&m which was subsequently destroyed by another green m&m. Coincidence?

    4. Re:Darwinian M&M duels by AdamTheBastard · · Score: 1

      adopting a single elimination method would be the obvious choice. That way, going in to each round, the M&Ms have had an equal number of battles with their opponent.

    5. Re:Darwinian M&M duels by mapkinase · · Score: 0, Troll
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    6. Re:Darwinian M&M duels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not necessarily, apparently one of the traits needed to survive is the ability to hide at the bottom of the pack long enough to be one of the last few chosen by the fickle-finger-of-fate.

    7. Re:Darwinian M&M duels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he used single elimination he would undoubtedly get more able-bodied M&Ms to succeed - every winner will be fighting against another winner who fought just as many fights before. Over time this would guarantee a gene pool of stronger M&Ms.

      But the real flaw lies some place else: do we really want uber-strong M&Ms that no-one can eat?? I actually admire most of those "mis-shapen" M&Ms for being not so bland and boring as the others (before I eat them..).

    8. Re:Darwinian M&M duels by clickety6 · · Score: 4, Funny

      There's another flaw. He's only using M+M candies which is useless for breeding purposes. He needs to find a packet of M+F candies.

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    9. Re:Darwinian M&M duels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm all for analysis of proper testing methods, but you're taking away from the hilarity of the post. Hint: this is a way to turn off females at a party. Buzz Kill!

    10. Re:Darwinian M&M duels by sorak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior.

      I think you are just perpetuating the myth that Darwin was racist. I'm pretty sure that the Discovery Institute will be quoting your post in the following way:

      I have found that, in general, the brown and red... are tougher, and... are genetically inferior.
    11. Re:Darwinian M&M duels by CaligarisDesk · · Score: 1

      What you ought to do is place each M&M on a plate and compress each one with a precise device. Measure the displacement of the device and the resulting reaction force until the M&M cracks. With this, you can obtain an appropriate stress-strain curve for the particular M&M. From this, you can select the most desirable characteristics such as the amount of displacement before it reaches the inelastic, microcracking, phase or the ultimate compressive strength. Once you have done this, clone the victorious M&M using its choco-DNA nucleus.

    12. Re:Darwinian M&M duels by idontgno · · Score: 1

      if m&ms had genetic traits and were bread

      If M&Ms were bread, never mind their putative genetics, I'd never eat them. M&Ms must be chocolate. Preferable dark. With almonds.

      <gets up and goes to the office snack shack>

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    13. Re:Darwinian M&M duels by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Presumably they keep the F & F candies in the factories for breeding purposes. You only need so many studs.

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    14. Re:Darwinian M&M duels by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      " (Score:0, Troll)"

      Pathetic anonymous sockpuppets. You know how pathetic you are, you pea-sized brain idiots?

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    15. Re:Darwinian M&M duels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not necessarily, if each M&M competes in pairs of twos, then the winner of each set that meets in the next round will each be worn down equally. So on and so forth for subsequent rounds. Kind of like the NCAA tournament, each team in the tournament has played an equal number of games at each step of the way (most of the time at least). The trick is to make sure that the same amount of pressure is applied equally to all M&Ms at all rounds.

    16. Re:Darwinian M&M duels by ehud42 · · Score: 1

      BJTP???? Are you still doing this?? Man, I remeber you doing this close to 5 years ago!!

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    17. Re:Darwinian M&M duels by vimh42 · · Score: 1

      Your marketing ploy has succeeded. I now have the overwhelming desire to by a pack of M&Ms and crush the weak.

    18. Re:Darwinian M&M duels by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      It's Christmas for trolls!

    19. Re:Darwinian M&M duels by treeves · · Score: 1

      Now, I would consider this post (normally, not necessarily in this case) to be Off-topic, but not a Troll. Is my understanding flawed? A troll is trying to interject some agenda or draw a lot of response (good or bad), not just trying to be funny (as this post would be even in some other thread).

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    20. Re:Darwinian M&M duels by megaditto · · Score: 1

      The only way to troll in a topic about trolls is by being off-topic, given that all the other bona fide trolls would not actually interject any new agenda or draw a lot of responses here.

      I would have to say that under these exceptional circumstances the Troll rating for an off-topic post would be warranted.

      Getting back to topic, do you have a link to that picture of an M&M candy packet being arranged to look like the tubgirl?

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    21. Re:Darwinian M&M duels by dmsuperman · · Score: 1

      No, this would prove that the last man standing is definitely the strongest. They have defeated that many competitors and still win, so therefore they are easily the strongest.

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    22. Re:Darwinian M&M duels by WilliamSChips · · Score: 2, Funny

      We all know that Darwin hated those blue people.

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    23. Re:Darwinian M&M duels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get back in the kitchen woman, and bake me an M&M pie.

    24. Re:Darwinian M&M duels by TimKemp · · Score: 1

      In much the same way that supermarket tomatoes have been bred to improve shipping qualities at the expense of taste, the traits your misguided eugenics are selecting for will ultimately generate ball bearing like M&Ms.

  38. I'm a troll by LaskoVortex · · Score: 1

    Macs are better than PCs. Window$ sux!!!! Vote Ron Paul! Know the truth about 911. Jesus saves.

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    1. Re:I'm a troll by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      that's jebus to you.

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  39. ur puzzle generator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    lol, yes for example this output is on topic

    ul need 2 copy 2 monospace format

    Word List: gay nigger association

    of america trolling

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    tarzana nigeria kikes

    jewsdidwtc lastmeasure goatse

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  40. nuisance enough to sue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's the point.

    IMO, this ruling is basically: free speech means you can prove yourself an ass. that's bad enough. the courts shouldn't be used to make it worse.

  41. Guess I'm ahead of the times. by Chess_the_cat · · Score: 1

    I've had my sig for a couple of years now.

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  42. Re: Vs. King George by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 4, Funny

    When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one person to separate himself from the association of the other members of a learned discussion, and to assume among the trolls of the earth a separate and equal station, it becomes incumbent upon the troll to enumerate the reasons for his separation.

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  43. you sir by circletimessquare · · Score: 2

    are a mega scum bag and a cockroach, and there are probably more cockroaches at the company you work for

    however, i will reciprocate felatoin with you even though you have fat thighs, a fake medical
    degree, queefs and have poor feminine hygiene

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  44. To what extent? by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When someone posts "trolling" comments on his blog, fine. But is this supposed to mean that I have to allow it or at least may not take legal steps against someone trying to troll on a board, message system or blog I am responsible for?

    To me, this is akin to a party. It's your party, do what you want. You may even kick me out for being no troll, you may do whatever name calling you like, but when you're on my lawn, you either keep your mouth shut or get off it. You will not come to my party and advertise for amway, you will not get drunk and harrass all the girls and you will not start political campaigning for a party I do not like.

    I do sincerely hope that the courts see that fine difference. Just because I open my house for anyone who wants to party with me does not mean that I allow anyone to come in and do what they like. And the same applies to internet servers. A server is not a "public space". It is owned by someone who may (or may not) present the rules under which this server may be used. Play by those rules or get off my lawn.

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    1. Re:To what extent? by Dhalka226 · · Score: 2, Informative

      When someone posts "trolling" comments on his blog, fine. But is this supposed to mean that I have to allow it or at least may not take legal steps against someone trying to troll on a board, message system or blog I am responsible for?

      This isn't just directed at you; a lot of people misunderstand the Constitution and Bill of Rights. They are an enumeration and restriction on the powers of government. If you come on my lawn screaming advertisements at my window, I am fully within my rights to have the police issue you a trespass notice and escort you off. (Of course they could really only move the person to the sidewalk unless they tried to make it a disorderly conduct/disturbing the peace/noise violation, but still.)

      Likewise, if you run a blog/website/forum, you're free to make whatever rules you want. If you want to restrict your website to only whites, it's impractacle as hell but you're free to try. If you want to ban anybody who says the word "dog," you're perfectly free to do so. I'm not sure that there is any legal action for you to take in any of these situations; even if they don't have the right to free speech on a private forum, that doesn't necessarily entitle you to legal recourse if they say something. You might try to push for some sort of unauthorized access charges or something if you ban them and they circumvent it, but that's pushing it. Restrictions yes, bans sure, legal action... questionable.

      The exception is if you're a government agency or a pseudo-government agency (such as institutions that take federal money), like public schools--though in a way schools are a bad example because an entirely DIFFERENT and much more restrictive set of rules can be applied to public school students according to Supreme Court decisions. I seem to recall a court case where students wore black armbands to protest something, and administrators tried to punish them for it. The Court basically ruled that they weren't disrupting classes and it wasn't obscene, so it was a free speech issue. Aaanyway. Slightly more, these issues are beginning to apply to employers as well, but there's no really clear legal precedents that apply in all jurisdictions that I can think of. To use your examples, you're free to restrict speech on your private message boards or throw anybody you want out of your party as a private citizen.

      This case isn't really an issue of restricting free speech, though. I didn't read the article, but it looks like it was a civil lawsuit claiming some combination of libel and maybe defamation of character. Libel is, of course, inherently NOT protected speech; I can't write an article about how Opportunist is a child molester and launch into a long story about how I saw you groping children on the sidewalk if it's not true. What the judges said is that the nature of what he said was a childish rant, which is immature but not libelous. For example, the child groping story would probably be libel; if I said "you're a stupid bastard, you bitch!" you can't sue me on the grounds that you weren't conceived out of wedlock, have a high IQ and aren't a female dog. In other words, that would make me an ass but not a liable for libel (I HAD to say that at least once); the ruling in this case, similarly, is that the speech did not rise to that level and thus could not be punished.

    2. Re:To what extent? by doas777 · · Score: 1

      you can be as tyrannical as you want as long as it isn't a public forum. otherwise, if you give people a public soapbox (as most forums do) then the speech is the posters protected expression, not yours, regardless of your ownership of the server. nothing gives you a right not to be exposed to things you don't like, and if your forum is public, then you should have no control over content.

      your party example is fair, and I agree in that set of circumstances, but I can't trust you or any other operator to ensure my freedom, thus no, you are not in control. My words are My words and as long as I don't break existing laws that restrict free speech, I have the right to express them in any public forum.

      I will not give up my freedom so your feelings won't get hurt or so you can sue someone.

    3. Re:To what extent? by lgw · · Score: 1

      The owner of any internet forum, as long as that owner is not the governement, has the right to restrict speech in any way he sees fit. His forum, his rules: don't like the rules, find a different forum. Nothing to do with freedom of speech, as there's no government involvement.

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    4. Re:To what extent? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      What is a "public forum"?

      When I create a forum and let everyone participate, that does not transfer power over it, or at least the right to use it, to the public. It is still my right (and, and that's the more pressing thing, my liability) to monitor its use.

      My country holds me responsible for anything that is said and done on servers under my control, within the limits of reasonable control (i.e. I'm liable for it if I allow people to discuss the exchange of illegal material freely on my forum). Thus, I do have to moderate it, whether I want to or not.

      Also, and that's the more important thing, it is not within my power to keep you from creating your own forum to discuss topics that I would not allow on my forum. And that's what freedom of speech is really about. Neither I nor the government may keep you from creating your own soapbox, forum or other medium for the exchange of ideas and opinions. And neither would I want to keep you from doing so.

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  45. contempt of court vs first amendment? by cas2000 · · Score: 1

    > And, even though some of the statements were crudely sexual and accused Ms. Krinsky
    > of being among 'boobs, liars and crooks,' the statements were held to 'fall into the category
    > of crude, satirical hyperbole which, while reflecting the immaturity of the speaker,
    > constitute protected opinion under the First Amendment.'"


    the obvious smart-arse thing for Ms Krinsky to do here is to immediately turn around and say "In my opinion, this decision just proves that Californian judges are boobs, liars and crooks".

  46. No by CarpetShark · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It would be much more mature to simply ignore them.

      Which is achieved by modding them down.


    No, that's preventing everyone else from seeing their opinions too. That's censorship, not personally choosing to ignore something that doesn't interest you. Huge difference.
    1. Re:No by gomiam · · Score: 4, Insightful
      No, that's preventing everyone else from seeing their opinions too.

      <sarcasm>Of course it is, because there is no option to browse at -1, whether you are a registered user or not. I guess two clicks are too much work, and having to go to a public library to read a book censors the author because you don't get it sent home just because you think you want to read it right now.</sarcasm>

      Preventing would require that those comments were unavailable (or with great difficulty). Two clicks doesn't cut it, for me.

    2. Re:No by Sancho · · Score: 1

      The problem is similar at other social networking sites, Digg, for example, where a comment is modded up or down without explanation (and without me being able to ignore a particular moderation, like on Slashdot) is notorious for having comments which espouse opinions outside of the groupthink majority being "dugg down" into oblivion. You know what? I can still read them. You just click "show comment."

      What it ultimately does is ensure that only the people who have similar opinions to everyone else will post. There's a word for that, but it's too early for me to be thinking. Anyway, it's how they want the site to be run, so that's how it's run. I don't mind it so much since it's quite possible to read all of the comments, if you so choose.

    3. Re:No by CarpetShark · · Score: 0

      <sarcasm^gt;Of course it is, because there is no option to browse at -1


      The option to browse at -1 does NOT undo the fact that you have decided a certain person's speech is less valid that everyone elses. In fact, it amounts to saying that "all the trolls are kept in the back room. Go talk to them if you like." The attempt to legitimise your censorship by saying that you've gone out of your way even more to provide a method of making the censorship usable is worse, because it shows more premeditation.

      p.s.: added sarcasm doesn't make you any less wrong.
    4. Re:No by nacturation · · Score: 1

      Preventing would require that those comments were unavailable (or with great difficulty). Two clicks doesn't cut it, for me. If someone with an unpopular opinion were to get downmodded enough, they would be unable to post at all: "Due to excessive bad posting from this IP or Subnet, comment posting has temporarily been disabled." I'd say disabling comments would be considered preventing posting.
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    5. Re:No by Anubis350 · · Score: 1

      Particularly since the new discussion system, whatever my other beefs with it is, makes it easy to see that there are hidden replies and expand them with reloading the page. Now the embedded ads on the other hand.. gah

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    6. Re:No by Dhalka226 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The attempt to legitimise your censorship by saying that you've gone out of your way even more to provide a method of making the censorship usable is worse, because it shows more premeditation.

      Of course it's premeditated. That's the entire purpose of any moderation system: to mod posts up that the moderator believes are good and down those he doesn't. Even if you eliminate downmods you're still "censoring" posts by virtue of choosing not to mod them up. The only way to eliminate that oh-so-abhorrent practice is to eliminate moderation entirely. I don't know about you, but I simply don't have the time to read every single comment on every single article I look at on Slashdot. I LIKE the fact that idiotic posts are hidden from my view by my viewing threshold, and that posts that SOMEBODY thought was good are highlighted for my attention. I'm happy to acknowledge that some downmods are undeserved, the same as some upmods are. I simply don't feel that the system not being perfect warrants scrapping it.

      Luckily, as the grandparent post correctly pointed out, if you disagree with such a "censorship" regime you're free to disable it by browsing at -1 and ignoring any moderations that were made. You can read everything. Or if you've got a particular soft spot for people modded troll, you can even adjust the moderation for it in your profile such that it is a GOOD thing that brings it to you attention rather than hides it.

      This might be censorship from a strict definition of the word, but the vast majority of people, were this system described to them, would not find it inappropriate in the least. Labeling it thus is just some sort of lame appeal to emotion. After all, hardly anybody will support censorship if that's what you ask them--even if they do in some cases. Personally I find it more akin to a tagging system; people decide if a post is funny or a troll or what, and I can decide whether those things are good or bad. And luckily, as has been said many times now, there are multiple options for anybody who disagrees with this system's existence to essentially opt out and see everything anyway. Those of us who find it useful may continue to use it as an aide to finding good posts and hiding bad. What's the problem here?

      p.s.: added sarcasm doesn't make you any less wrong.

      Nor do smartass remarks make you right. If what you're looking for is an intellectual snobbery win, pat yourself on the back; I'll admit downmodding may fit some of the broader definitions of censorship if you're insistent on considering it "devaluing some peoples' opinions" rather than trying to classify posts in certain ways. Personally though, I think you fail to make any worthwhile point about it.

    7. Re:No by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      The attempt to legitimise your censorship

      What's wrong with the censorship on slashdot? I mean, it only takes a moment to find all the -1 comments, and people who don't want to read comments about goatsx and worse don't generally have to because mods promptly slam them down to -1.

      There's a world of difference between the government, for an example, banning a piece of literature, and a privately owned forum deciding to have a system of censorship on it's forum to keep the noise down.

      If you don't like Slashdot's rules, you're free to go elsewhere. If a book company refuses to print your books, you can always go somewhere else or even buy your own printing press if you're dedicated enough.

      Just because the government is forbidden from preventing you from saying your piece doesn't mean that it or anybody else has to provide you a soapbox if they don't want to.

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    8. Re:No by gomiam · · Score: 1

      Since the limit applies mainly to anonymous posts, there's an easy option: register. It's not like you are expected to fill real data in, anyway. And it's not a ban held forever, either. You can post again 24 hours later, IIRC.

    9. Re:No by gomiam · · Score: 1
      In fact, it amounts to saying that "all the trolls are kept in the back room. Go talk to them if you like."

      And that is censorship because when I get there they are gagged and hog-tied so they can say nothing. Just as they are forbidden to write in Slashdot. Just like having the magazines people don't ask about at the end of the store. Just like getting your letter to the editor be printed last. Remember that your right to say things doesn't mean it's my duty to listen.

      You call this moderation method censorship because you don't seem to trust people's opinion on what you should or shouldn't read. I applaud that, and usually do the same, browsing at -1. But if I decide to trust the moderation system by ignoring some comments, I can do that too. As long as I'm able to keep reading what I want (usually everything) I can hardly complain about censorship, and hardly can the authors. And, of course, nobody restrains me or them to leave and post at some other website.

      Oh, and my sarcasm doesn't make me right, but your flawed reasoning and analogies _do_ make you wrong.

    10. Re:No by Smauler · · Score: 1

      How on earth else is one meant to moderate _without_ deciding whether certain people's speech is more valid than others? That is the point of moderation. I, for one, would not welcome an unmoderated /. - It would be way way worse that browsing at -1 now, because trolls would get the exposure they crave, rather than being moderated to -1 and not seen by most. Censorship is useful and valid in many contexts - without censorship the next G8 meeting might be dominated by some bum who wandered in off the street and talked about his skanky feet (though some may claim that to be an improvement, that was not my point).

      You can carry on judging each comment identically - personally I will discriminate against idiocy in all its forms as I see it.

    11. Re:No by lgw · · Score: 1

      You can view a -1 troll mod as a +1 mod in your preferences. So can everyone else. Me, I browse at -1 because that back room is where the funny jokes are, but I respect the desires of the general public not to see goatse ascii art, and so I don't post such htings myself.

      There's plently of free speech here, including free speech about the desirability of others' free speech.

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  47. Re: Vs. King George by nschubach · · Score: 1

    Are you suggesting the trolls seek reparations?

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  48. is this guy from the 1920's? by YurikoEX · · Score: 1

    who calls people 'Boobs' any more srsly?

    1. Re:is this guy from the 1920's? by gr8scot · · Score: 1

      who calls people 'Boobs' any more srsly? I guess, somebody who knows he's trolling and expects to be sued for libel calls people 'Boobs,' Boob. I really look forward to reading the article to see whether the judge's reasoning matches the defendant's argument. If it goes anything like "My client made such a Boob of himself, no reasonable person could take him srsly," that would be even funnier than the /.ers' witticisms. And anyway, now that this ruling is on record, can we expect the case to be cited as precedent in similar cases, and eventually, for the "Boobie Defense" to be as common in libel cases as the "Diminished Capacity" defense is in murder cases? Before long, complaints from people who claim they didn't expect their coffee to be hot won't be taken seriously either, I hope.
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  49. WAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! by nunyadambinness · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "and eerily perfect grammar"

    BZZZZT. Not even close.

    "Did their supposed anonymity give them constitutional rights to be fucktards, or more importantly, to cause my family grief and humiliation?"

    Listen crybaby, I'll explain this to you so you'll avoid looking like a bitch again.

    THEY DID NOT CAUSE YOUR FAMILY ANYTHING. THEY ENGAGED IN AN ACTIVITY, WHICH YOU CHOSE TO RESPOND TO WITH GRIEF AND HUMILIATION. YOU CHOSE HOW TO REACT TO THEM AND YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE TO BLAME FOR HOW YOU FEEL.

    Grow the fuck up. Your post was the definition of pathetic.

    1. Re:WAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! by HappySmileMan · · Score: 1

      THEY DID NOT CAUSE YOUR FAMILY ANYTHING. THEY ENGAGED IN AN ACTIVITY, WHICH YOU CHOSE TO RESPOND TO WITH GRIEF AND HUMILIATION. YOU CHOSE HOW TO REACT TO THEM AND YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE TO BLAME FOR HOW YOU FEEL.

      Grow the fuck up. Your post was the definition of pathetic. What a baby, any reasonable person would be fine with that kind of harassment. It's his own fault that he got upset over being threatened and made fun of constantly for several years. I mean seriously, I'd find it hilarious if people called up my house and left insulting and racist messages for my mother to hear, and I'm sure she would too.

      Big difference between people posting "lol ur gay" on a chatroom and them personally attacking your beliefs in real life. And since so much people use social networking sites and everyone can find out personal information about everyone online, a comment or message on the internet threatening someone is just as serious as a phonecall threatening it, or at least it's almost as likely to be a serious threat.

      Not saying that I don't believe in free speech on the internet, I do of course, and think people have a right to trool, but there's a line between trolling and harassment, and some people cross that line and whine about the first amendment.

      I'm finished giving my opinion, I wonder how long before I'm called a Nazi bastard/Dictator/Republican
  50. Low UID bitches are the worst by Dareth · · Score: 1

    I almost have to agree with them AC's. And them low UID bitches, note free speech here, are the worst!

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  51. yo yo yo by loafula · · Score: 1

    I am kind of a big deal

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  52. For once... by sethstorm · · Score: 1

    I hope there's an end run around this. Since the intent is to annoy, the source of it should be able to deal with the consequences that come with the statement.

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  53. oh yeah by Sigvatr · · Score: 0

    fuck shit ass cunt pussy

  54. I gave up worrying about it. by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    Look at it this way, how many of the boneheaded ideas that people like Ted Turner or Steve Jobs had that people remember? I look at posting on /. in the same way. Throw out a dozen or so comments on the subject or not and don't look back.

    The things that get you modded well are...

    1. being first helps
    2. appropriate subject line
    3. knowing what your talking about
    4. going along with popular opinion

    Being first helps alot. Coming late to the party and your view will lost in the crowd. The subject line helps those of us with moderator points pick out the people who missed rule #1 and those who get crossed up in rule #4 PC mods, this also is about the only way I read AC posts - if their subject line catches my eye. Knowing what your talking about can help you get points even if someone scored by being first with similar information. Still, you can't help but being first.

    Just remember, one person's troll can be another person's hero. There are many very unpopular categories to express support for on /. and if you do go against them just ignore their rating. With enough posting over time your Karma will be excellent all the time and who cares if the Neanderthals don't like it.

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  55. Re:Greatest Hits ... wow by fair_n_hite_451 · · Score: 1

    This is the single most brilliant comment I've ever read on /.
     
    You sir, are a man among men.
     
    Of course, in the spirit of the thread, I should have just responded "Me too!"

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  56. As soon as my patent goes through... by hydrodog · · Score: 1

    I'll put a stop to comments like this once my boob patent is accepted. Then anyone who wants to write about boobs (software) will have to license the technology first ;-)

  57. In honor of the ruling: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shitcock, baby!

  58. big deal by Freeside1 · · Score: 1

    this article is gay

  59. Exactly by pavon · · Score: 1

    Furthermore, considering how the people you mentioned react to being moderated "Overrated", imagine the moral indignance that would be generated from moderating them as "Wrong". I think we are better off not adding more specific negative moderation tags. The Overrated moderation is abused, but so would any other tag. The only problem that I have with Overrated is that it doesn't show up in meta-moderating.

  60. Pot, meet kettle by torkus · · Score: 2, Funny

    And just to keep in line with the ruling, the judge called the blogger Crude, Immature and Hyperbolic.

    And yes, I know what i wrote. You didn't get the joke perhaps?

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  61. Amen by pavon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I can't moderate in this thread because I already posted, but this should be +5.

    Furthermore, if you want an idea of what kind of speech the American Revolutionaries wanted to protect, just look at the kind of speech they were using. For every civil and well-reasoned "Common Sense", "Declaration of Independence" and "Federalist Papers", there are dozens of newspapers articles and pamphlets published that were crude, hyperbolic, and dripping with vitriol. They were nothing if not flamebait. The founders of this country clearly felt that no one should be above this sort of criticism, and that no government should be able to suppress this sort of dissent.

    Admiral Ag is correct in saying that this sort of speech is nothing but a nuisance, but if someone thinks they need the government to step in and "protect" them from something as insignificant as trolling then they have bigger problems on their hands.

  62. Think about your breathing by Punto · · Score: 1

    Think about your breathing.

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  63. The M are the drones. by pavon · · Score: 1

    It is a well known fact that the M's are the drones of the bite-size candy world. The F's or Queen Bites are kept in heavily guarded rooms nested deep within the Mars,Inc facilities. A good queen is worth thousands of dollars and are carefully protected. They are carefully breed and cared for, with lineages meticulously documented for as far back as a hundred generations.

    The GP was clearly just a mere dilettante of bite-breeding and would never be let near a Queen Bite. However, his efforts in the breeding of M's show that even they have a place in this fascinating pursuit.

    1. Re:The M are the drones. by pugugly · · Score: 1

      It's worth noting that the F's, like many related species, are much larger and more dangerous than the M's.

      http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/69/AVP_Xenomorph.jpg

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  64. Quote from ruling: by krbvroc1 · · Score: 1

    One poster (Doe 6) describing Krinsky when he said "I will reciprocate felatoin [sic] with Lisa even though she has fat thighs, a fake medical degree, 'queefs' and has poor feminine hygiene."

  65. Oh yeah! I won! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, bitches, it's me and I won! Yeah for me! I'm your average stupid internet troll and I'm too much of coward to post under a nick. And you know it, I love to insult pussies! Hell yeah! Victory, fags!

  66. Fitness traits by BeanThere · · Score: 1

    What if the physically strongest M&Ms also tend to be the worst tasting? You may end up breeding a race of really tough but poor-tasting candy. Wouldn't it make more sense to select for taste rather?

  67. Only in America by AIFEX · · Score: 1

    The first amendment, excellent. Um yeah, the rest of the world has no such position.

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  68. Wrong. by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    Your wrong.





    (See how useful that is?)

    1. Re:Wrong. by uniquename72 · · Score: 1

      You're wrong.





      (See how grammatically correct that is?

    2. Re:Wrong. by rush242 · · Score: 1

      (See how a correct parenthetical expression uses both open and close parenthesis?)

  69. Yeah But.. by buswolley · · Score: 1

    My sig man.. my sig.. I almost missed this on Slashdot.

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  70. Rather Good by Stanistani · · Score: 1

    Kenneth, what is the frequency?

  71. Can't you host them elsewhere? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just host the site anonymously, outside the country. The US won't give up your anonymity for mere trolling, per this ruling, so...?

  72. Ubuntu sucks. by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

    Yeah, no kidding.

    I said "Ubuntu sucks because you can't use an ATI video card."

    The response was fantastic. People modded me as a troll, yelled at me to get a new card, and blamed the problem on ATI's lask of professionalism.

    I went back to Win2000. It's a lot faster than Ubuntu anyway.

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  73. Re: Troll Declarations by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    No, I modeled it as a nod to the Declaration of Independence.

    Once in a while an extremely canny judge directs his court to rule on some particular case, knowing that the precedent will be devastating in the next case over.

    If the ruling says that trolls, while somewhat irritating, are one of the edge cases of free speech, it's a colossal step against the Big Brother direction our country has been headed in.

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  74. Free speech is for controversial speech by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    whether you like it or not

  75. How quickly we forget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cyberstalking law opens debate on what's annoying Now how many of you have already forgotten this? The law makes it a crime to anonymously "annoy, abuse, threaten or harass" another person over the Internet. Oh that's right it was two years ago. Perhaps now you should be concerned about Infragard and deadly force. No, 99% of you sit on your ass doing nothing, someone else will fix the government for you. Oh wait, there's that small problem with the FISA law and telcom immunity.

  76. a non-crappy blanket argument against IP by gr8scot · · Score: 1

    The stated purpose of the United States' patent system is to encourage innovation, for profit. Pursuing the best ideas and being first to market them is not the only means of profiting. Many successful companies have profited by developing the best refinements of the expression of the previous generation's best ideas. If property was defined only to include tangible assets, free market competition would increase many avenues of innovation, which are presently retarded by restrictions on access to patented ideas.

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  77. AutoAdmit.com is run by boobs, losers and crooks. by gr8scot · · Score: 1
    Neener-neener-neener, that's protected Free Speech, ya boobs!

    I'm glad to see that the AutoAdmit.com case was mentioned in the current article, because I still have more to say about it and hopefully, I can comment on it without being down-modded off-topic.

    The content above was satire, and the name-calling is obviously not intended literally, thus cannot be considered libel, according to the aforementioned. What follows, in contrast, is meant to be interpreted literally.

    Ars Technica, AutoAdmit 1

    The two plaintiffs, anonymously listed as Doe I and Doe II, are female students at Yale Law School and claim that the users of a third-party law school message board have consistently and regularly made such disparaging remarks about their characters that it has cost them not only their emotional wellbeing, but internships and jobs. And despite repeated requests to remove the offensive posts, the site's administrators continually refused to do so.

    On what grounds did AutoAdmit.com refuse to remove libelous messages? On what grounds did they later claim to be unable to identify the defendants?

    In the complaint as seen by Ars Technica, Doe I and II claim to have lost sleep, fallen behind on schoolwork, suffered strained personal relationships with their families, and were forced to attend therapy as a result of the postings on AutoAdmit. Additionally, Doe I claims to have lost job prospects. She says that at some point, she applied for 16 different on-campus interviews at Yale, which resulted in a mere four callbacks and zero offers. "On information and belief, it is unprecedented for a second-year law student from Yale to participate in so many interviews without obtaining a single summer associate offer," the complaint reads. Her academic qualifications were similar to that of other classmates who had received offers, the complaint says.

    I am not a lawyer, nor do I need to be, to see that the plaintiffs can demonstrate real, measurable damages.

    The posts occurred on AutoAdmit, a site that describes itself as the world's "most prestigious" college discussion board and claims to help students with law school information, hiring practices at law firms, and more.

    Assuming they're any good at anything they do, how is it possible that they both refuse, when requested, to remove content that is so obviously incitement to violence and defamation of character, but also neglect to keep records pertaining to that content? Even if AutoAdmit.com had no "no outing" policy [see the linked article], a marginally competent administrator and a marginally competent lawyer should, between the two of them, have the expertise & intellectual capacity to at least have concluded that responsible hosting of a discussion forum requires that they begin keeping records after a pattern of abusive content is observed from some, if not all, of the 28 pseudonyms used to harass Doe I & Doe II, auto-deleting most as is standard maintenance of servers, but specifically archiving those noticed as illegal, either as libel, incitement, or direct threat of illegal actions. I have no Linux certifications or CS degrees, and I can write the cron jobs for that, easily. It is not rocket science!

    It is simply not plausible that at no point did anybody at "[t]he most prestigious college admissions discussion board in the world" notice the pattern of messages that are not protected by the First Amendment, and know that those messages are, from that point forward, evidence of a crime. As "[t]he most prestigious college admissions discussion board in the world," they had a professional responsibility to start logging that information, independent of their declared ["no outing"] site policy. There are really only two [non-e

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  78. Re:Very interesting: professionalism = responsibil by datatrash · · Score: 1

    Interesting take. I just got around to looking at this case and I will have to say I like the direction that some of these cases (this one, the NJ Township blogger case, etc) seem to be going, not only in the fact that individuals can speak anonymously online, but also that ISPs do not have to turn over this information, or aid in uncovering who is posting what, searching for what, etc.

    To your point that this case raises the deciding issue of whether claims are "likely to be read as facts", I've gotten about 1/2 way through Daniel Solove's new book Future of Reputation, and there are some troubling issues we'll have to confront in the future regarding some of this stuff. One of the responses to issues such as defamation, etc, that Solove discusses in the book is using the law to give individuals more power to have defamatory or privacy invading information taken down. I wonder if such a law were to be hammered out somehow (not likely, i imagine, but still) if such a law would have to be narrow tailored to only work for things "likely to be read as facts" on a blog or message board.

    It seems like that would leave open a lot of trash talk/smearing without recourse for the smeared. There is something about a takedown notice which appeals to me, although I'm wary of the overuse of this and individuals overpowered to the extent it stifles speech. I'm glad this sort of anonymous speech is still being protected but it seems like we've still got to figure out how to come up with a better balance.