Comcast Promising Ultra-Fast Internet
Espectr0 writes "Comcast's CEO Brian Roberts gave The Associated Press a preview of his speech for the Consumer Electronics show, and said that Comcast expects to demonstrate a technology that delivers up to 160 megabits of data per second over cable. At that speed you could download a high-definition copy of 'Batman Begins' in four minutes. The technology, DOCSIS 3.0, will start rolling out this year." Here's a note about Cisco's announcement of their DOCSIS 3.0 cable modem.
Too bad we aren't going to see any speed close to that for personal use, at least not without forking over hefty sacks of bling.
maybe fast for other things but not for bittorrent
I think that's the question on all our minds.
Some ultra-fast frist psoting instead?
I already don't get anywhere near the 4 Mbps I'm buying from Comcast. As sexy as 160 Mbps sounds, what are the chances you'll actually end up getting anywhere near it?
Will this be just like Verizon and their FIOS. Yeah it exists, but if not for the masses than who cares...
Well, with having downloaded 750GB from comcast on cable one month last year, I am certainly willing to help them find out if it's a viable goal.
How about Comcast comes out with "cable infrastructure in my thickly settled neighborhood that doesn't cripple my television and internet bandwidth". I'm in for 2.
Bury me in mashed potatoes.
When I heard about it this morning, it suddenly made sense why Comcast would want to kill off bittorrent: competition! Well, that, and they also wouldn't be able to provide the bandwidth claimed in the contract with their customers.
Speeds as listed here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DOCSIS#Speed_Table are rather impressive. Max usable down and up speeds are 152/108 Mbit/s, respectively.
Hopefully they'll roll this out with an affordable pricing plan; they already announced that they'll be raising prices in February.
Having your modem capable of these speeds is good technically, but I have the "premier" comcast service now and it does not come even close to maxing out DOCSIS 1.x.
having a DOCSIS 3.x modem would be like having a firehose into your house but only having measly garden hose pressure amount of water going through it.
The good news is that Comcast just bought out Insight, the cable company here in Springfield.
The bad news is that slashdot stories about Comcast are all full of horror stories with Comcast the monstrous villian. Yikes!
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But i want it now!
I doubt it's so much of a technological problem as it's economical. Sure they'll be able to do it , but that doesn't mean it's going to come at the same price.
The Internet industry has been promising us higher speeds for nigh on a decade now. However the rollout of this new technology has always been slow to nonexistent. What guarantee do we have that Comcast will roll out DOCSIS 3.0 over any kind of reasonable timespan? Also, given that this is Comcast, what guarantees do we have as far as network neutrality goes? I know that one of major arguments used by proponents of traffic discrimination is the reality of limited bandwidth. Now that bandwidth will be becoming plentiful again, will proponents of traffic discrimination drop those arguments?
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I imagine the media cartels will want this 'locked down' to hamper the already rampant media infringement ('piracy').... :P
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But otherwise great news for the people and businesses who could use the faster/extra bandwidth.
4 minutes would download about 4.5 gigs, which is basically DVD quality... of course you can upconvert this to whichever HD resolution you want, but it's still going to look like crap compared to a 'proper' 30-40 gigs encode. OTOH having something that could d/load a blue-ray/hd-dvd level encode in less than an hour would be pretty good, but in any case the odds of getting that kind of transfer speed connected to a real site are pretty low IMHO.
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...the low, low price of $1000/month. But if you also sign up basic cable, home phone, and HBO/Starz, the package will cost $1050/month (for the first 3 months)--plus taxes and regulatory fees. It's Comcastic!
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So at that speed, how long do you think it'll take be be cut off for 'excessive use'? I'd give it 5 minutes, tops.
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Really? You don't get 4Mbit/sec? Are you in a heavily settled area or something? I know that I get 5Mbit/sec. on a consistent basis, and my throughput peaks around 7Mbit/sec. Of course, I'm paying for 8Mbit/sec, so what do I know?
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I happen to live in a first-to-roll-out neighborhood for fibre to each home/appartment. Available in my street in 2 months, I get symmetric 20/20 internet bandwidth for some 30 euro/month. Speeds up to 100/100 Mbps are also available (. In addition the fibre carries your voip, radio and tv signals. So I'm guessing the 100/100 is just a convenient maximum speed for internet given that most people either have 10 or 100 stuff in their home.
Wonder what this 160 is supposed to be priced at and how the technology scales in the future.
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What good does sooper dooper ultra fast connections do if they cap how much data you can transfer?
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I've been a comcast customer for years now, at 3 different residences in 3 different cities. At all 3 I have not ever been able to get descent digital cable. Half the channels dont come in at all or are so full of visual artifacts and audio hiccups that they are un-watchable. The On-demand service works about 1/3 of the time, and when it does it experiences the same crap signal and is prone to cutting out in the middle of the movie..
These assholes should fix their fuggin' TV signals before they start even looking into anything else...
I would switch to a different provider if there was such a thing (No I'm not going to be contractually bound to DirectTV for 3 years just to watch TV, so they arent an option).
...IF they'll sell it to you. They won't sell it to me. I live in Philadelphia - you know, Comcast HQ? I can't buy FIOS, despite my burning desire to do so, so I can get Comcast cable internet or DSL at half the speed (but around the same price). My gf, however, lives about half an hour away in Norristown, PA, and she just got a computer (whoah). She wanted to know her options, so I looked them up for her.
She CAN get FIOS, but much to my shock I found that in her area she can get something called "Comcast Blast." 16Mbps service, as opposed to my 6 service. Like FIOS, I'd buy it, if they'd only sell it to me.
They won't sell it to me. Why bother? I can't buy FIOS or any faster alternative, so I'm stuck with whatever crumbs they'll toss me. Oh well, at least it beats Wireless Philadelphia (tried that for a few weeks - don't even waste your time).
Are these promises similar to the announcement of video for the Xbox Live service which can't even manage to start games nor Zune music?
Vapornet. This holds especially true on the States side where an oligopoly controls the communications infrastructure. They promise a ton to keep people's hopes alive for a thriving 'Net, but we don't ever see it. The WiMax promise is still unfulfilled. The 'fiber in every pot' (am I confusing something here? ;) promises are gone. This is the newest Telecom Tale that definitely deserves to be labeled 'Vapornet'.
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You can't speed up the server or the network you are downloading from. They can claim it can do Gig speeds but that doesn't help with anything outside of Comcast networks.
Or how about that person who gets Comcast 160Mb down only to have it run into a 10/100 Ethernet Card.
There are no loopholes. It's either legal or it's not.
I'll believe it when they actually offer it, there are plenty of ways for them to tie down that speed into an undesirable product. Excessive pricing, throttling, bundling, lock-in, hidden caps...
How fast is the upload, and for that matter, how many download sources are there that can actually hit that speed for numerous users? Even in a torrent it's tough to find enough seeders to equal those speeds. If it can be done, how many suscribers can hit that speed before they crowd each other out?
I think the biggest boost to my practical download speed would be an increase to other people's upload speeds. That sort of breakthrough would be far more exciting.
I'm confused - Comcast has admitted they can't handle the speeds they're already providing to customers, what's the point in providing a faster end-user connection if the back-end can't support it?
If this is full duplex, then it will be a great deal. Otherwise it is just sad.
They could give this service away for free and I still wouldn't touch it. These idiots have proven that their customers. They think their customers are criminals and so enforce laws that don't exist on behalf of the coprorate interests to whom they truly owe their allegiance. They have used every opportunity to bleed areas they monopolize dry. Their terms of service are draconian and impenetrable. They have fought tooth and nail against the establishment of any kind of competition (wonder why you can't get muni free wifi? ask the state senator enjoying a free houseboat payment on behalf of a comcast kickback).
I would rather not have internet at all than be involved with this company in any way.
you're sharing the downstream with your neighbors - upstream is contention - people get assigned slots - one guy doesn't get all of them and you collide/retransmit with your neighbors
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The technology, DOCSIS 3.0, will start rolling out this year.
Great, so my cable company will force me to buy another new modem, while I'll still only get 2-3Mbps realistic speeds.
How about we stop screwing around... Just give me my FTTP already, preferably not tied to either phone or cable (so I can ditch both).
I think the more interesting question is whether DOCSIS 3.0 will be enough to stave of Fiber to the Home initiatives underway in the United States. On one hand, Fiber is clearly the superior infrastructure and offers much greater speeds. On the other, only Verizon appears willing to make the sacrifices required to install it. Eventually, I think the MSO's will need to wake up and get on with the infrastructure upgrades, but with their competition being so complacent, why bother?
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At that speed - how are they gonna keep up snooping on my traffic??? and messing with my torrents?
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oh that's right, they don't do that
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Yeah, but will this ultra-fast connection come with port blocking, traffic shaping, unspecified caps on data transferred, and TOS that make you agree not to run a server of any kind?
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In USA it is all about advertising and less about the actual product.
Also, ppl in USA are not aware of an world where things are often better than in the States itself.
At that speed you will reach your download/upload limit on your unlimited connection in just a few hours :D
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Too bad every granny in Japan and Sweden will still have higher uprates that I will have down rates - death to asymmetric stingyness!
Um, have you forgot about Hammer Granny? How about the Sleepy Tech guy, who ended up falling asleep because they put him on hold for over 2 hours? (And of course, he was the one fired, while the problem remains).
No matter how fast they claim to be now, if their customer service remains a bureaucratic hell, no way.
I've already GOT batman - what else you got?
-"Up to" 160 mbps likely means "We'll sell you 20Mb for $50/mth to barely squeeze out our competition, but real speed will cost ya $$$$."
-Is it still a shared network? So if my neighbors are all downloading Batman Begins, is my internet download going to slow to 1mbps? I bet it will.
-Will the service be reliable, as in always on, 24x7x365, you know, like the phone companies and my FiOS connection are? I completely and totally doubt it.
-Will the charge per month keep increasing every six months? I think it will.
-Will you still charge customers for house calls even when the fault lies in your network and your equipment? I'm sure you will.
-Will you replace your unskilled, rude and generally ignorant customer service with talented, considerate and intelligent people? Only if Comcast decides to pay a decent wage, so I guess not.
-Will the VoD carry the latest movies as soon as they're legally available? If the CEO is using Batman Begins (2005) as an example, probably not.
-Will Comcast ever apologize or make amends for all the anguish, pain, suffering and overbilling they have caused their customers since Comcast came into existence? I'm not holding my breath.
My only wish is that Comcast executives, where ever they go will receive the same kind of service they themselves deliver.
160 megabits ... throttled down to 2 megabits. Your cable dollars at work.
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They all suck but competition is good. This will hopefully help to lower prices for the slower speeds and encourage other companies to seek out similar advances.
Wouldn't it be great to see a speed war the likes of the AMD/Intel processor competition? Unlikely, but it would be great!
"unlimited"?
The US commercial cable networks are much much slower - and even this Comcast 160 GB/sec is much slower than you get get if you work on medical imaging or biochemical structure data networks - in the USA.
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Cable TV standards R definitely the star of the show, along with the coverage of BOCA/True2way, this show is definitely a vindication of cable standards.
Well, you'll be able to actually get about half that speed. But it'll only last for 30 seconds, at which point you'll hit the invisible bandwidth cap and get booted via the "for any reason" type clause in their ToS.
Perhaps this announcement coincides with the announcement of their Project Infinity initiative... It would seem they need some kind of data network such as this to be able to shove this kind of content thru the tubes. Regardless, Comcast is still evil. They are an entertainment distributor, not an info distributor so do nothing but contribute to the dumbing of the masses. And like someone said earlier, this kind of content expansion will only come with increased costs and fees; considering all this, there is little win for consumers in these announcements.
...and it should be known by now
marketing. "what do you mean you promised something we can't deliver?"
And of course they'll continue to flood fake disconnect messages for P2P software. And they'll keep playing games with VPN connections.
All I know is that if I were to get a porportionate share of 160Mbps, say even half, I'd be one happy little internet user...
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As for DirecTV or Dish Network, you can purchase used stuff off of Ebay, install it yourself and skip the contracts. This is a little more difficult to do with the HD stuff, and quite a bit more expensive, but just a thought. For standard def stuff you could own your own DirecTivo, DIY for less than $150.00 and no contracts. The non-dvr receivers are a dime a dozen.
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We'll never see that bandwidth.... but there is an alternative.
http://tcniso.net/
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They'll give you the speed but as soon as you try to do anything with you'll start getting your connection RST'd.
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I used to be on Comwurst for Internet Access. The speed was wildly swinging and when I went to download a linux distro or any other huge file that required I download peer 2 peer it practically shut down my speed so much I couldn't even Surf the net, heck it was like I was Surfing using a 300 baud modem. I upgraded to DSL for a little less with the Platinum DSL package, the fastest speed and is comparable to comwurst supposed max speed. For the first few weeks DSL worked fine but my DSL kept disconnecting because there was static on my line. I checked and one of my outlets was wired with electrical tape and luck, I spent a few bucks and repalced the outlet with a modular one and re-crimped the wire, guess what, no static and no disconnects since then! It was an internal house wiring issue that was causing the problem and even when my DSL modem was disconnecting due to static it was better than Comwurst, especially because I would stay up late and the hot dog vendors in comwurst's data center were always bringing their network down for maintence from about 2am till 4am. Never have that issue with DSL. Even streaming video is more consistent.
I am glad i dumped my Digital Cable, it was good 8 years ago but now it is crappy.
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Just an observation but...
(4min)(60seconds/min)(160mb/second)/(8mb/MB) = 4800 MB, or approximately the size of a standard DVD.
Maybe it's just me, but a standard DVD isn't HighDef.
I definitely agree with other comments that this hardly qualifies as ultra-fast.
And as for DOCSIS3 rolling out this coming year and whatnot, Singapore has had 100mbit cable using DOCSIS3 for what I believe is around a year now! Only 2mbit up though, which is probably more or less in line with what to expect elsewhere.
I can just see the comcast offer now: You can get speeds up to 160MB/s! Average user speed capped at 6mb/s. Not even megabyte. Price increase? Definitely.
(in all reality, docsis 3 will help the need for higher bandwith but I highly doubt comcast's network will be able to handle 160MB/s from the average consumers even in the next 5-10 years - but boy will it cause one hell of a slashdot effect!)
Comcast can take it's ultra-fast (extra RST packets for free) internet and shove it up their collective asses.
Only SOUTH Koreans of all ages and certain others in high-density areas will see these speeds any time soon.
There's more to rolling out a financially successful service than a modem: You also need to be able to spread your back-end costs over your paying customers.
In most American cities and suburbs there aren't enough customers willing to pay the big bucks to support these speeds any time soon.
If I were the cable companies I'd cherry-pick neighborhoods that had a lot of potential customers and sell it as a metered service. One way to do this is to charge $x/month and set the initial cap high enough for 95% of your customers, then for the 5% of high-end users charge them a fee either directly proportional to bandwidth or with a decreasing cost/terabyte as usage goes up. In any case, keep your marginal cost-per-terabyte high enough to cover your costs: You don't want to lose money on any high-volume customer.
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Did we all forget Comcast blocks internet traffic? How do you plan to download anything eh?
Great, now when their connection suddenly decides to make OpenVPN tunnels flicker at exactly 5:30 it will only take me 1 second for the tunnel to realize it's down instead of the usual 10. Or when they suddenly turn on the firewall in their PieceOfCrap modem killing all of our normal internet bound traffic, but somehow allowing ipsec tunnels to work, those tunnels will work really fast!
Sounds like a Comcraptic plan indeed!
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If you believe that, then you will believe: - You have to buy their router package to support more than one computer, - No more switching customers from billing in arrears to billing in advance, - No more low balling prices only to raise them without notice, - No more bundling with undesired cable TV services, - No more sports scandals in Philadelphia. Sorry, these guys make Microsoft look like an honest, reliable service provider who would NEVER try an underhanded trick, even when they can can get away with it. As bad as they are, I'll stick to Verizon for DSL and DirectTV for video.
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After reading the article, the content of the article pretty much backs what I was thinking - that while Comcast may be using some of the bandwidth for internet, most of this looks as if it will be employed for High-Def content on demand. This is 160 meg a second on their network, not on the internet. At least, that is what I am making out of the story.
Nobody has it yet.
1 person will have it in 2008.
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At this point, I couldn't care less about downstream. I haven't needed more downstream bandwidth since I got rid of the ISDN connection, on the other hand, I'm paying out the nose for Cox's 'business service' so I can enjoy little things like having port 80 open, not being throttled down when torrenting something, and having more than the 1Mb/s upstream offered in their 'premium' plan. .25 Batmans per minute connection, I just want a nice connection that I'm allowed to use.
I don't need or even want a
I just read Slashdot for the articles.
... he was probably sent a copyright infringment letter from the MPAA.
Unless you were talking about *ahem* quasi-legal methods of getting around the access card issue, in which case knock yourself out.
OK, I know it ruins the joke to explain it, but you got +5, so apparently the moderators here missed it too.
The post you're replying to is a joke. It's funny. Take the stick out of your ass and laugh.
The concept being that people on Comcast don't need to use BitTorrent because Comcast needs the bandwidth of On Demand, and after all, in Comcast's mind, no one using Comcast should get to compete with Comcast's services. So now do you get it? Comcast blocks BitTorrent. But it doesn't matter, because Comcast offers On Demand, which is all people really need. Get it now, or do I have to bludgeon it even further?
Comcast doesn't believe that anyone needs to use anything but what Comcast offers. BitTorrent isn't Comcast, and therefore, you should be using what Comcast does offer instead.
Oh, and by the way, EVERYTHING you mentioned in your post can be gotten via plain-old HTTP. There's no need to use BitTorrent for any of it. So try and come up with a better example the next time you demonstrate that you have absolutely no sense of humor, 'k?
I assume this will be replacing Comcast's previous technology? The PCI tin can with a string coming out of the back?
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The whole east coast infrastructure seems like it's falling apart. I suppose it makes sense since they got all their wiring buried long before other parts of the country.
they should first abolish the sneaky filtering they are doing with torrents. you pay for the bandwidth you bought but you dont get to use it. ever heard a marketing strategy like that ?
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i seem to recall the idea that it stops being about how fast your internet is, and becomes about how slow your hard drive is. thats a lot of data to scribble down on magnets in 4 minutes,
I've decided to Diversify my Holdings. I've divided my cash between my left and right pockets, instead of all in one.
Now they'll be able to oversell my neighborhood's available bandwidth by 24,000% instead of only 2400%.
And also ultra-fast throttling to match..
At that speed you could download a high-definition copy of 'Batman Begins' in four minutes.
Or, if you use Bittorrent, 4 weeks. Way to go Comcast!
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Watch out wireless, and even 100Mbps ethernet! Here comes speeds faster than even you two can handle!
By my calculations, assuming 1 LOC = 10 TB (base-10), that's 2 uLOC/sec! Egads!
Submitter says a D/L of Batman Forever would take 4 minutes. Wrong. Comcast blocks peer to peer if you want the movie you'll have to get it at the library at 56.6.
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>At that speed you could download a high-definition copy of 'Batman Begins' in four minutes
Just as long as you aren't downloading the torrent...
What's the point of a high bandwidth pipe if your provider is going to arbitrarily throttle your traffic to nil? My comcast link at my apartment is much faster than my verizon link at my parents house, but in practice because comcast fucks with the traffic, it's much slower for the only really bandwidth intensive operation I do, torrenting.
Duh. I never said to do anything illegal. You can hook up used equipment and subscribe to service through the satellite providers but you won't be subject to a contract because you own your own stuff. You will be a paying customer like anyone else - you just won't be on the hook for a 2 year lease if you decide after a few months that you do want the crap anymore.
If you are a subscriber, Directv will provide up to date access cards at $20.00 each including next day UPS service to deliver it to you.
I am an SBCA certified satellite installer. I do know what I'm talking about here.
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With an outage a week since the installation of supposedly "Commercial grade" Comcast data service in Denver, and their technical staff not even opening tickets for it...
When someone tells me that Comcast is offering speed, I yawn and ask them to tell me when it will be back up, since it's down at least once a day.
Warning: Anyone thinking about purchasing Comcast in the south Denver suburbs for any serious data purpose... don't. No matter how fast they say it'll be.
When it's up, 12 Mb/s down, 2 Mb/s up is nice. But reliability is more important than those speeds. The downtime will drive you crazy if you're used to anything transported by a previous Bell entity. As bad as the Bell's may be, their crap generally stays up or they fix it.
Comcast shows no interest in fixing chronic problems at all. They're all about the 80/20 rule. If you happen to fall into the 20% that are up and down all the time, they could care less.
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Yet we'll still only get 2kbps upload for our torrents.
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I have 100Mb/s optical FTTH, and believe me, even with Bit Torrent I never get anywhere NEAR that speed with real world usage except for 'test runs' from local sites. Everyone else throttles their servers so much the server is almost always the bottleneck.
Further to that, most of the time I spend waiting for a page to load is the many new requests rather than blocks of data. When is the protocol itself going to speed up?
Still.. if the market is heading that way it would be nice to see servers loosening up a little.
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And if we do see that kind of speed for personal use, anyone actually using it to download a fair number of DVDs will find themselves dropped from Comcast.
Where Comcast doesn't have competition but I bet that they won't where they do have competition.
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Get Ready for price hikes. When Comcast took over for Time Warner in the Twin Cities, They wasted no time in doubling DVR fees and raising every other price point they had.
Like you I live in the Twin Cities and my cable is, was, through Time Warner but is now Comcast. However my service cost less now. All I have now is basic cable and internet access though. I've been thinking about upgrading to digital, and maybe getting some source of premium cable service.
FalconShould there be a Law?
Err...what kind of servers are you downloading from that use a home user connection?
I don't right now but a number of people run servers from their home. RSN I'd like to setup my Linux tower as a server so I can access as well as upload files while on the road with my laptop, but I don't know how to or what's the best way to do it.
FalconShould there be a Law?
Am I the only one that thinks the now-volatile 700 Mhtz spectrum has something to do with this new "charity"?
Only SOUTH Koreans of all ages and certain others in high-density areas will see these speeds any time soon.
No, there's a place in the US who will soon be able to get these speeds if they can't get them today. It's a little place in northeastern Utah called Broadband Utopia. Because of the competition Comcast was "Forced to offer $90 bundle in fiber-fed region".
FalconShould there be a Law?
All 19 hijackers were known terrorists 09-10-2001. Lack of FBI intelligence does not justify warrantless wiretaps..
Why don't you invest in customer service.
Comcast is incredibly responsive when they want to sell me something (most recently a "discount" that would have bundled phone service with tv and the Internet. On the other hand, try and get them to commit to escalating a service request...and actually having a call returned...
Pigs will fly first.
Nice of you to think of yourself as the only internet user in the world. This is the kind of thinking that really makes the world a better place.
My mistake; I was seeing "contract" but thinking "bill". I hadn't realized you could sign up month-by-month with used equipment, though -- that's good to know if I decide to go back to DirecTV in the future.