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8 inch and floppy? You may need some help...

There's no Spam in forums.

Every single word will generate a popup or link to some ad or other non sequiter .

Yo dawg, I herd you like side effects so we put a Viagra in your Viagra so you can go blind while you get priapism. http://www.viagra.com/

Would you please explain to me how paying old people to go on vacation to Florida somehow gets spent on R&D?

Here you go.

Oh, how my heart yearns to see this happen.

Romeo, oh Romeo. [Buy the NEW Alfa Romeo Mito ]
Wherefore art thou Romeo? [Visit The Metropolitan Museum of Art ]
Deny thy father, and refuse thy name, or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love and i'll no longer be a Capulet. [Need your ads to be seen? Visit Capulet Communication today!]
Thou are thyself though not a Montegue. What's Montegue? [Is your bicycle taking up too much space? Get a Montague folding bike ]
It is not hand, nor foot, nor arm, nor face....nor any other part, belonging to a man. Oh be some other name. What's in a name? That which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet. [Why not surprise your partner with a large buquet of roses? Order online from Fleurop Interflora ]
So Romeo would, were he not Romeo called, retain that dera perfection which he owes without that title. Romeo, doff thy name, and for thy name which is no part of thee, take all myself.

I suppose Macbeth would fare even worse:

Is this a dagger which I see before me, [Need a new kayak? Visit Dagger Kayaks]
The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee. [Are you suffering from erectile dysfunction? Ask your doctor about Viagra]
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Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible
To feeling as to sight? or art thou but
A dagger of the mind, a false creation,
Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain? [Don't miss Heatstroke tonight on HBO]

I have to leave the stage to Bill Hicks and his thoughts on marketing

That they're finally debunked that blue pill nonsense. I'm tired of getting spam for that stuff.

Nonsense! Virtually every day dozens of emails tell me that it's Pfizer who control the root servers!

I took the blue pill

So, I don't get it... most humans I know only have 2 hands (that is, unless you come from New Jersey and played in the waste dumps as a kid)... So, if you're using your body to transmit a network signal, then HOW are you going to type, use the mouse, and operate your computer? Unless THIS is the reason they've been pushing all those VIAGRA spams recently :P) ( ...or we all take off our shoes and use our feet for networking so we can have our hands free for typing... Am I the only one who sees this problem???

Kinda makes you wonder what reverse enginners, keygen programmers, and software crackers are going to do when they have to pirate a web service instead of a normal app.

but you're too late... viagra.com is already taken.

I suppose you stave off drive head failure with this, hm?

These days you don't need a maintenance service to keep your Wang up and running...

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I think these people can help.

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In pharmacology, all drugs have a generic name

That's the same with all trademarked products. The generic for SPAM® is luncheon meat; the generic for Macintosh® is computer. Pharmacology just happens to assign a unique name to each active ingredient.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra, and announced today that they have settled on Mycoxafloppin.

Wrong. The official VIAGRA® site lists the generic for VIAGRA as "sildenafil citrate."

It's not quite the same, but here's the modern version of the erector set. :)

Before you ask, I already have a boyfriend and he's more of a man than you'll ever be.

There are drugs to fix that.

Problems with your 5 1/4" floppy? These guys can help you out!

Try Viagra.

I thought the subject said "Help, I can't keep it up!!!", so I was gonna post a clever link.


Damn.

-yb

I think the "hard" data you are looking for is/are probably here or here.