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Man Holes.
Dude, Microsoft MAKES a MANHOLE COVER!
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Years 10 of Goatse.cx!
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WiMax Sminax!
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THaiS haD BettAH
Be A Fucking FiRst Post
FuCkING 2 MinUTE R00LE, MayBE I'll GeT ThiRD PoST! -
FP
This had better be a fucking first post or I'll nbe Pissed!
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You got it but...
You failed to add some überlustig comment about this story, such as : Xbox coming to the Goatse
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Re:First XBox
It is official; Netcraft confirms: *Microsoft XBoX is dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered *Microsoft community when IDC confirmed that *Microsoft market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that *Microsoft has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *Microsoft is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last [samag.com] in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin [amdest.com] to predict *Microsoft's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *Microsoft faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *Microsoft because *Microsoft is dying. Things are looking very bad for *Microsoft. As many of us are already aware, *Microsoft continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.
XBoX is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time Nintendo developers Jack Ass and Mike Hunt only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: XBoX is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers. XBoX leader Billy states that there are 7,000,000 users of XBoX. How many users of PS2 are there? Let's see. The number of XBoX versus PS2 posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7,000,000/5 = 1,400,000 PS2 users. PS2/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of XBoX posts. Therefore there are about 700,000 users of PS2/OS . A recent article put XBoX at about 80 percent of the *Microsoft market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = Too Many XB0X users. This is consistent with the number of XBoX Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Redmond, WA, abysmal sales and so on, Microsoft went out of business and was taken over by Fags who sell another troubled gaming system. Now Faggorts are also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that *Microsoft has steadily declined in market share. *Microsoft is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *Microsoft is to survive at all it will be among OS dilettante dabblers. *Microsoft continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *Microsoft is dead.
Fact: *Microsoft XBoX is dying. -
First XBox
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First XBox
All your base are belong to the Goatse
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First Xbox !
Patent THIS !!!
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First Xbox !
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first Xbox !
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how the hell is this...
news ???
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buy an Xbox !
an XBox protects you from the goatse trolls !+
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in related new
Xbox fills a hole !
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Re:hey
Just in case you were serious, there is a faq here
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Re:Slashdot ads?
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Re:Pr0n?
http://xbo.cx
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Hey!
I like your trolls.
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I was REALLY LUCKY!