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Re:Not really deleted :sadpanda: by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-21 07:28 · Score: 0 · on WhatsApp Co-Founder Tells Everyone To Delete Facebook, Further Fueling the #DeleteFacebook Movement (theverge.com)

Uh? Go figure!

You just replied to a creimer sock puppet karma whoring post to build up creimer karma!

Shame on you!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:

Re:Not really deleted :sadpanda: by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-21 07:28 · Score: 0 · on WhatsApp Co-Founder Tells Everyone To Delete Facebook, Further Fueling the #DeleteFacebook Movement (theverge.com)

Uh? Go figure!

You just replied to a creimer sock puppet karma whoring post to build up creimer karma!

Shame on you!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:

Re:Not really deleted :sadpanda: by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-21 07:24 · Score: 0 · on WhatsApp Co-Founder Tells Everyone To Delete Facebook, Further Fueling the #DeleteFacebook Movement (theverge.com)

creimer sock puppet post to build up his karma!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:
https://ibb.co/gVad65

Creimy's "enterprise-level" chair, he ta

Re:Not really deleted :sadpanda: by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-21 07:24 · Score: 0 · on WhatsApp Co-Founder Tells Everyone To Delete Facebook, Further Fueling the #DeleteFacebook Movement (theverge.com)

creimer sock puppet post to build up his karma!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:
https://ibb.co/gVad65

Creimy's "enterprise-level" chair, he ta

Re:For manga... by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-21 07:21 · Score: 0 · on Ask Slashdot: I Want To Get Into Comic Books, But Where Do I Start?

creimer sock puppet post to build up his karma!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:
https://ibb.co/gVad65

Creimy's "enterprise-level" chair, he ta

Re:For manga... by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-21 07:21 · Score: 0 · on Ask Slashdot: I Want To Get Into Comic Books, But Where Do I Start?

creimer sock puppet post to build up his karma!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:
https://ibb.co/gVad65

Creimy's "enterprise-level" chair, he ta

Re:Fine by me... by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-21 07:20 · Score: 0 · on Robots Are Trying To Pick Strawberries. So Far, They're Not Very Good At It (npr.org)

There is only ONE man who would dare give me the raspberry.

#MAGA

Re:For manga... by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-21 06:51 · Score: 0 · on Ask Slashdot: I Want To Get Into Comic Books, But Where Do I Start?

Cryptofeces Lepidoptera Creimerus infestation is a serious problem. Not only are they capable of reproducing asexually like amoebas, they can also lay eggs hermaphroditically in unexpected places. They can disguise eggs as something useful to fool the unaware, sometimes pretending to be a haiku author, blogger, vlogger, or IT closet cleaner.

Very dangerous. They can seemingly reproduce out of the cosmic background radiation, even if you step on twelve of them, there's always one you miss.

Don't be fooled by the C. Lepidoptera Creimerus's innocuous, rolly-polly [youtube.com], and almost friendly appearance; despite its great size, stupid demeanor, and bedraggled toothless appearance, they have the hardiness of a tardigrade.

Only a concerted, targeted downmodding campaign has been shown effective in controlling this dangerous pest.

Experience shows that stopping such a campaign leads to C. Lepidoptera Creimerus returning within days.

Don't let it happen again!

You should check out ComicsExplained on Youtube by denis-The-menace · 2018-03-21 05:42 · Score: 1 · on Ask Slashdot: I Want To Get Into Comic Books, But Where Do I Start?

ComicsExplained:
https://www.youtube.com/user/f...

Anything you'd ever want to know about Marvel, DC and everything in between.

Re:Community outreach by VeryFluffyBunny · 2018-03-21 05:31 · Score: 1 · on Facebook is Building a Real Community in California To Test Whether People Love Tech Companies Enough To Live in Them (nytimes.com)

Perhaps Zuckerberg saw this ad and didn't realise it's satire? https://www.youtube.com/watch?... (South Park CtPaTown)

Community outreach by VeryFluffyBunny · 2018-03-21 05:25 · Score: 1 · on Facebook is Building a Real Community in California To Test Whether People Love Tech Companies Enough To Live in Them (nytimes.com)

I can't wait to see Zuckerberg personally do some community outreach: https://www.youtube.com/watch?... - South Park compilation :)))

Re:"Stairway to Heaven"? by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-21 04:25 · Score: 0 · on YouTube Will 'Frustrate' Some Users With Ads So They Pay for Music (bloomberg.com)

It depends on the version, I guess.

Re:"Stairway to Heaven"? by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-21 04:25 · Score: 0 · on YouTube Will 'Frustrate' Some Users With Ads So They Pay for Music (bloomberg.com)

It depends on the version, I guess.

Re:"Stairway to Heaven"? by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-21 04:25 · Score: 0 · on YouTube Will 'Frustrate' Some Users With Ads So They Pay for Music (bloomberg.com)

It depends on the version, I guess.

Re:"Stairway to Heaven"? by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-21 04:25 · Score: 0 · on YouTube Will 'Frustrate' Some Users With Ads So They Pay for Music (bloomberg.com)

It depends on the version, I guess.

Re:"Stairway to Heaven"? by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-21 04:25 · Score: 0 · on YouTube Will 'Frustrate' Some Users With Ads So They Pay for Music (bloomberg.com)

It depends on the version, I guess.

Re:"Stairway to Heaven"? by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-21 04:25 · Score: 0 · on YouTube Will 'Frustrate' Some Users With Ads So They Pay for Music (bloomberg.com)

It depends on the version, I guess.

Re:"Stairway to Heaven"? by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-21 04:25 · Score: 0 · on YouTube Will 'Frustrate' Some Users With Ads So They Pay for Music (bloomberg.com)

It depends on the version, I guess.

Re:Ads on YouTube? by AmiMoJo · 2018-03-21 03:59 · Score: 1 · on YouTube Will 'Frustrate' Some Users With Ads So They Pay for Music (bloomberg.com)

I know what the first thing they will search for on YouTube is too.

https://www.youtube.com/result...

Re:Monthly phishes from security really help by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-21 03:52 · Score: 0 · on 1 in 3 Michigan Workers Tested Opened A Password-Phishing Email (go.com)

Chocolate works wonders

Re:Not really deleted :sadpanda: by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-21 03:51 · Score: 0 · on WhatsApp Co-Founder Tells Everyone To Delete Facebook, Further Fueling the #DeleteFacebook Movement (theverge.com)

That's also the problem with Cryptofeces Lepidoptera Creimerus. You can never truly get rid of shit-moths. The moment you step on the last one, a hidden egg-case hatches a completely intact shit-moth, ready to annoy.

Cryptofeces Lepidoptera Creimerus infestation is a serious problem. Not only are they capable of reproducing asexually like amoebas, they can also lay eggs hermaphroditically in unexpected places. They can disguise eggs as something useful to fool the unaware, sometimes pretending to be a haiku author, blogger, vlogger, or IT closet cleaner.

Very dangerous. They can seemingly reproduce out of the cosmic background radiation, even if you step on twelve of them, there's always one you miss.

Don't be fooled by the C. Lepidoptera Creimerus's innocuous, rolly-polly [youtube.com], and almost friendly appearance; despite its great size, stupid demeanor, and bedraggled toothless appearance, they have the hardiness of a tardigrade.

Only a concerted, targeted downmodding campaign has been shown effective in controlling this dangerous pest.

Experience shows that stopping such a campaign leads to C. Lepidoptera Creimerus returning within days.

Don't let it happen again!

Re: What does Facebook offer? by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-21 03:34 · Score: -1 · on WhatsApp Co-Founder Tells Everyone To Delete Facebook, Further Fueling the #DeleteFacebook Movement (theverge.com)

Cryptofeces Lepidoptera Creimerus infestation is a serious problem. Not only are they capable of reproducing asexually like amoebas, they can also lay eggs hermaphroditically in unexpected places. They can disguise eggs as something useful to fool the unaware, sometimes pretending to be a haiku author, blogger, vlogger, or IT closet cleaner.

Very dangerous. They can seemingly reproduce out of the cosmic background radiation, even if you step on twelve of them, there's always one you miss.

Don't be fooled by the C. Lepidoptera Creimerus's innocuous, rolly-polly [youtube.com], and almost friendly appearance; despite its great size, stupid demeanor, and bedraggled toothless appearance, they have the hardiness of a tardigrade.

Only a concerted, targeted downmodding campaign has been shown effective in controlling this dangerous pest.

Experience shows that stopping such a campaign leads to C. Lepidoptera Creimerus returning within days.

Don't let it happen again!

Re: Telegram wasn't properly secure anyway. by bestweasel · 2018-03-21 01:06 · Score: 1 · on Telegram Loses Supreme Court Appeal In Russia, Must Hand Over Encryption Keys (bloomberg.com)

Chain, chain, chain
Chain of fools

One of these mornings
The chain is gonna break
But up until the day
I'm gonna take all I can take, oh hey

Aretha Franklin

Re:It doesn't require a psychopath by Luckyo · 2018-03-20 20:24 · Score: 1 · on Police Chief: Uber Self-Driving Car 'Likely' Not At Fault In Fatal Crash (arstechnica.com)

Pedestrian has the right of way where law of the land dictates so. In other cases, they don't. However a reasonable person driving a vehicle understands that he is commanding a heavy and well protected metal cage on wheels, which will maim an kill even if pedestrian makes a mistake that was fully his to make, and as such will invest heavily into actions that will avoid maiming or killing the pedestrian.

Basically, this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Re:No second most valuable companu by rtb61 · 2018-03-20 17:37 · Score: 0 · on Amazon Passes Alphabet To Become the World's Second Most Valuable Company (cnbc.com)

Every major company has it's moment in the sun but it obscures the vision with it's ego illuminating brightness and the companies inevitably burns.

Consider Google, it's business model, 'FORCING' people to watch ads and in a reduced ad environment that use of force is felt and it burns what it is trying to sell, burns in hate for that product. This force, you will watch this ad, all it does is fine fucker, but I will hate that product and never buy it, your move moron.

M$ started it and Google followed suit, the idiotic idea that you can sell a product to someone by forcing, actively trying to force them to watch an ad, the concept is idiotic, this in conjunction with ads words that everyone has learned to ignore. Their marketing model is shite, it only looks good to the people who want to watch the ads, the advertisers, they are convinced this shit works, funny as fuck. Yeah, sure I will buy your product, when you force me to watch an ad, yep, sure fucking WONT.

The google shine is really starting to fade https://duckduckgo.com/?q=goog... , that first place ring, has a price https://www.youtube.com/watch?....

Re:Good idea by rtb61 · 2018-03-20 17:21 · Score: 1 · on Amazon Considers Buying Some Toys R Us Stores (bloomberg.com)

I think this is the main reason https://www.youtube.com/result..., so pick up points and what is the ideal thing to do then, set up a good show room, let them wait a bit and go for a wander for some spur of the moment purchases. So real world click and mortar stores, carrying the most sold consumables and other stuff and with lots of pick ups you need lots of storage and even an all call taxi truck service with a couple of able bodies. In that case check the package, call taxi truck and do you own delivery, meet taxi truck at you door to unload, unpack and delivery to actual final location.

The other logistics companies still in dozy land, even the idiots at Wallmart are yet to wake up, more concerned with keeping unions out, instead of buying a union filled logistics company, insanely greedy freaks. Major retail chains have to merge with major logistics companies, to create that online seller or die, their choice. When they do this, Amazon will suffer bigly suddenly subject to mass competition and squeezed with high debt and an inevitable falling share price, everything changes, everything stays the same.

Re:Wait a second...narrative shifting by Uberbah · 2018-03-20 17:12 · Score: 1 · on Facebook Hires Firm To Conduct Forensic Audit of Cambridge Analytica Data (cbsnews.com)

Something nobody has accused the Russians of.

Of course they have.

It's very easy to pretend that there's no scandal if you pretend the scandal is something other than what it is.

1) There is no scandal

2) Russiagaters keep moving the goalposts. First it was hacking the DNC servers, then it was hacking electric grids, then it was spreading "discord" amongst Black Lives Matter activists. That minorities live in a murderous police state was a big shocker to them until Russia said it was happening.

The Mueller investigation is on-going.

With zero probable suspison of any Russian hacking or colluding with Trump to do so. And he's never bothered to subpoena the DNC servers, the alleged hacking of which is only the foundation for the entire Russiagate narrative. Which either means this "investigation" was a farce from day one, or Mueller is so incompetent he couldn't find his ass with both hands and a couple of interns. Pick one.

a very real concern given he has a reputation for telling people things and then denying he said them afterwards

Muller's reputation is of a professional liar and propagandist. But people like yourself just love getting fooled again and again.

The available evidence that's been made public suggests some degree of collusion took place

Not even remotely close. This is one of the many plot holes with Russiagate - how is it that Putin would be so clever to see that a failed businessman, racist, sexist, WWE character could be president years in advance - yet at the same time was dumb enough to collude with someone as dumb as Trump or any of his equally dumb inner circle?

Trump has committed numerous impeachable offenses since gaining office.

Trump could kill and eat a human baby on the White House lawn - and it wouldn't change the fact that Russiagate is the dumbest and most baseless conspiracy theory of all time.

it's fairly obvious Putin has tried to influence the election

Plot hole #3,478 of Russiagate: why would Putin try to influence an American election between two parties that have both been virulently anti-Russian for over a hundred years. It's like accusing MLK of trying to swing a primary election between George Wallace and Strom Thurmond in the 50's. It's just asinine on its face when both sides hate your guts.

So sit tight, and quit it with the partisanship. If you care about America, you'll want Mueller to do his job.

When your grandkids ask you how anyone could possibly believe a story with more plot holes than Chem Trailers, are you going to get red in the face and stay quiet, or fess up?

Re:Wait a second...narrative shifting by Uberbah · 2018-03-20 17:12 · Score: 1 · on Facebook Hires Firm To Conduct Forensic Audit of Cambridge Analytica Data (cbsnews.com)

Something nobody has accused the Russians of.

Of course they have.

It's very easy to pretend that there's no scandal if you pretend the scandal is something other than what it is.

1) There is no scandal

2) Russiagaters keep moving the goalposts. First it was hacking the DNC servers, then it was hacking electric grids, then it was spreading "discord" amongst Black Lives Matter activists. That minorities live in a murderous police state was a big shocker to them until Russia said it was happening.

The Mueller investigation is on-going.

With zero probable suspison of any Russian hacking or colluding with Trump to do so. And he's never bothered to subpoena the DNC servers, the alleged hacking of which is only the foundation for the entire Russiagate narrative. Which either means this "investigation" was a farce from day one, or Mueller is so incompetent he couldn't find his ass with both hands and a couple of interns. Pick one.

a very real concern given he has a reputation for telling people things and then denying he said them afterwards

Muller's reputation is of a professional liar and propagandist. But people like yourself just love getting fooled again and again.

The available evidence that's been made public suggests some degree of collusion took place

Not even remotely close. This is one of the many plot holes with Russiagate - how is it that Putin would be so clever to see that a failed businessman, racist, sexist, WWE character could be president years in advance - yet at the same time was dumb enough to collude with someone as dumb as Trump or any of his equally dumb inner circle?

Trump has committed numerous impeachable offenses since gaining office.

Trump could kill and eat a human baby on the White House lawn - and it wouldn't change the fact that Russiagate is the dumbest and most baseless conspiracy theory of all time.

it's fairly obvious Putin has tried to influence the election

Plot hole #3,478 of Russiagate: why would Putin try to influence an American election between two parties that have both been virulently anti-Russian for over a hundred years. It's like accusing MLK of trying to swing a primary election between George Wallace and Strom Thurmond in the 50's. It's just asinine on its face when both sides hate your guts.

So sit tight, and quit it with the partisanship. If you care about America, you'll want Mueller to do his job.

When your grandkids ask you how anyone could possibly believe a story with more plot holes than Chem Trailers, are you going to get red in the face and stay quiet, or fess up?

Hawking, bad at bets, good at physics by burtosis · 2018-03-20 16:59 · Score: 1 · on Did Stephen Hawking Owe a Nobel Physicist a Subscription To a Softcore Porn Magazine? (vice.com)

He lost a bet with Susskind as well about information conservation. Although the war of ideas was great for theoretical physics. Susskind is my favorite physicist because he puts all of his general study courses online. His class on general relativity is excellent

in hospitals do this for free quick calls by Joe_Dragon · 2018-03-20 16:49 · Score: 1 · on There Are Still 100,000 Pay Phones In the US (cnn.com)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Re:Hehehe by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-20 13:45 · Score: 0 · on Telegram Loses Supreme Court Appeal In Russia, Must Hand Over Encryption Keys (bloomberg.com)

Putin a closeted gay furry? It's more likely than you think.

Re:Dear Superhero, by R3d+M3rcury · 2018-03-20 10:47 · Score: 1 · on There Are Still 100,000 Pay Phones In the US (cnn.com)

Yeah, Wade.

Re:This is what automation looks like: by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-20 09:38 · Score: 0 · on Police Chief: Uber Self-Driving Car 'Likely' Not At Fault In Fatal Crash (arstechnica.com)

THIS is what the AI would have failed at here.

Re: Avoid Fake news? by Jerry · 2018-03-20 09:30 · Score: 1 · on Google Launches a News Initiative To Fight False News and Help Publishers Make Money (cnbc.com)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Re:This is so sad... by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-20 08:30 · Score: 0 · on African Manufacturing Jobs Could be Threatened by US Based Robots, Report Says (bbc.com)

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:
https://ibb.co/gVad65

Creimy's "enterprise-level" chair, he talks about it all the time on slashdot:

Re:This is so sad... by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-20 08:30 · Score: 0 · on African Manufacturing Jobs Could be Threatened by US Based Robots, Report Says (bbc.com)

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:
https://ibb.co/gVad65

Creimy's "enterprise-level" chair, he talks about it all the time on slashdot:

Link to? by AnotherBlackHat · 2018-03-20 08:13 · Score: 2 · on Child Abuse Imagery Found Within Bitcoin's Blockchain (theguardian.com)

A link, something like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ?
A link is a pointer. It can point to anything - it could even change after the fact.

If there's a link to something bad, then go after what's linked to, not the link itself.

Re:This is so sad... by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-20 08:10 · Score: 0 · on African Manufacturing Jobs Could be Threatened by US Based Robots, Report Says (bbc.com)

Cryptofeces Lepidoptera Creimerus infestation is a serious problem. Not only are they capable of reproducing asexually like amoebas, they can also lay eggs hermaphroditically in unexpected places. They can disguise eggs as something useful to fool the unaware, sometimes pretending to be a haiku author, blogger, vlogger, or IT closet cleaner.

Very dangerous. They can seemingly reproduce out of the cosmic background radiation, even if you step on twelve of them, there's always one you miss.

Don't be fooled by the C. Lepidoptera Creimerus's innocuous, rolly-polly [youtube.com], and almost friendly appearance; despite its great size, stupid demeanor, and bedraggled toothless appearance, they have the hardiness of a tardigrade.

Only a concerted, targeted downmodding campaign has been shown effective in controlling this dangerous pest.

Experience shows that stopping such a campaign leads to C. Lepidoptera Creimerus returning within days.

Don't let it happen again!

Re:That's one way to do it by penandpaper · 2018-03-20 07:02 · Score: 1 · on China Approves Giant Propaganda Machine To Improve Global Image (bloomberg.com)

Let's just make sure we are all on the same page.

m8 yer dugs a nazi Count Dankula has been convicted today for that video in Scotland.

Compared to a tweet that said: "I'm f***ed in the head alright. I think I'ma (sic) shoot up a kindergarten and watch the blood of the innocent rain down and eat the beating heart of one of them. "" Followed by "LOL J/K". 2 months after Sandy Hook elementary mass shooting.

I don't know the right answer but the later tweet borders an actual crime ie threat of violence. Bordering a crime about a particular sensitive topic in the US like school shootings after a fairly recent and bad school shooting. Kids say stupid shit absolutely but I think there is an apples oranges comparison going on. Was that a legitimate threat? Probably not. Should the kid have been punished? Probably not. Is that comparable to training a pug to get excited over the phrase "gas the jews" to "piss off your girlfriend" by "making her cute dog into the most uncute thing I could think of. A nazi". I don't think so but I do know that the US, while not perfect, has more protections for speech than most if not all other countries in the world today.

Threats of violence are not protected speech. What is the threshold for that kind of language to be illegal and a legitimate threat? I don't know.

Re:I misread the title... by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-20 07:00 · Score: -1 · on LG Releases Open-Sourced Version of webOS in Hopes To Push It Beyond TVs and Smart Refrigerators (theverge.com)

Cryptofeces Lepidoptera Creimerus infestation is a serious problem. Not only are they capable of reproducing asexually like amoebas, they can also lay eggs hermaphroditically in unexpected places. They can disguise eggs as something useful to fool the unaware, sometimes pretending to be a haiku author, blogger, vlogger, or IT closet cleaner.

Very dangerous. They can seemingly reproduce out of the cosmic background radiation, even if you step on twelve of them, there's always one you miss.

Don't be fooled by the C. Lepidoptera Creimerus's innocuous, rolly-polly [youtube.com], and almost friendly appearance; despite its great size, stupid demeanor, and bedraggled toothless appearance, they have the hardiness of a tardigrade.

Only a concerted, targeted downmodding campaign has been shown effective in controlling this dangerous pest.

Experience shows that stopping such a campaign leads to C. Lepidoptera Creimerus returning within days.

Don't let it happen again!

Re:I misread the title... by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-20 07:00 · Score: -1 · on LG Releases Open-Sourced Version of webOS in Hopes To Push It Beyond TVs and Smart Refrigerators (theverge.com)

Cryptofeces Lepidoptera Creimerus infestation is a serious problem. Not only are they capable of reproducing asexually like amoebas, they can also lay eggs hermaphroditically in unexpected places. They can disguise eggs as something useful to fool the unaware, sometimes pretending to be a haiku author, blogger, vlogger, or IT closet cleaner.

Very dangerous. They can seemingly reproduce out of the cosmic background radiation, even if you step on twelve of them, there's always one you miss.

Don't be fooled by the C. Lepidoptera Creimerus's innocuous, rolly-polly [youtube.com], and almost friendly appearance; despite its great size, stupid demeanor, and bedraggled toothless appearance, they have the hardiness of a tardigrade.

Only a concerted, targeted downmodding campaign has been shown effective in controlling this dangerous pest.

Experience shows that stopping such a campaign leads to C. Lepidoptera Creimerus returning within days.

Don't let it happen again!

Re:I misread the title... by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-20 06:53 · Score: 0 · on LG Releases Open-Sourced Version of webOS in Hopes To Push It Beyond TVs and Smart Refrigerators (theverge.com)

Cryptofeces Lepidoptera Creimerus infestation is a serious problem. Not only are they capable of reproducing asexually like amoebas, they can also lay eggs hermaphroditically in unexpected places. They can disguise eggs as something useful to fool the unaware, sometimes pretending to be a haiku author, blogger, vlogger, or IT closet cleaner.

Very dangerous. They can seemingly reproduce out of the cosmic background radiation, even if you step on twelve of them, there's always one you miss.

Don't be fooled by the C. Lepidoptera Creimerus's innocuous, rolly-polly [youtube.com], and almost friendly appearance; despite its great size, stupid demeanor, and bedraggled toothless appearance, they have the hardiness of a tardigrade.

Only a concerted, targeted downmodding campaign has been shown effective in controlling this dangerous pest.

Experience shows that stopping such a campaign leads to C. Lepidoptera Creimerus returning within days.

Don't let it happen again!

Re:I misread the title... by IApeFatCashews · 2018-03-20 06:49 · Score: -1 · on LG Releases Open-Sourced Version of webOS in Hopes To Push It Beyond TVs and Smart Refrigerators (theverge.com)

Creimer is no longer on Slashdot. You can find him at YouTube. http://www.youtube.com/cdreimer

Re:Socialists or sociologists? by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-20 06:49 · Score: -1 · on Hackathons Are Dystopian Events That Dupe People Into Working For Free, Say Sociologists (fastcompany.com)

Cryptofeces Lepidoptera Creimerus infestation is a serious problem. Not only are they capable of reproducing asexually like amoebas, they can also lay eggs hermaphroditically in unexpected places. They can disguise eggs as something useful to fool the unaware, sometimes pretending to be a haiku author, blogger, vlogger, or IT closet cleaner.

Very dangerous. They can seemingly reproduce out of the cosmic background radiation, even if you step on twelve of them, there's always one you miss.

Don't be fooled by the C. Lepidoptera Creimerus's innocuous, rolly-polly [youtube.com], and almost friendly appearance; despite its great size, stupid demeanor, and bedraggled toothless appearance, they have the hardiness of a tardigrade.

Only a concerted, targeted downmodding campaign has been shown effective in controlling this dangerous pest.

Experience shows that stopping such a campaign leads to C. Lepidoptera Creimerus returning within days.

Don't let it happen again!

Re:Socialists or sociologists? by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-20 06:48 · Score: -1 · on Hackathons Are Dystopian Events That Dupe People Into Working For Free, Say Sociologists (fastcompany.com)

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:
https://ibb.co/gVad65

Creimy's "enterprise-level" chair, he talks about it all the time on slashdot:

Re:Socialists or sociologists? by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-20 06:48 · Score: -1 · on Hackathons Are Dystopian Events That Dupe People Into Working For Free, Say Sociologists (fastcompany.com)

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:
https://ibb.co/gVad65

Creimy's "enterprise-level" chair, he talks about it all the time on slashdot:

Re:It's about time. by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-20 06:39 · Score: -1 · on FTC Probing Facebook For Use of Personal Data: Bloomberg (bloomberg.com)

Dear Team Creimer,

I just noticed that the Humpty-Dumpty video has ~375 millions views, that should make you salivate!

I have plenty of ideas to make the views on your own youtube channel skyrocket but you didn't contact me yet. Is it because I am a lady? Ethell says that you are sexist but I hope it isn't true.

Anyway, I will give you a free hint anyway: Dress-up as Humpty in your videos, you shouldn't need that much makeup making this a money saving situation in your own case.

My YouTube channel has 222K subscribers and many videos with hundreds of thousands of views:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Now, with some slight adjustments, I think that together, we could make the view count skyrocket on your very own Team Creimer youtube channel :)

Please feel confident to contact me if you want me to coach you, we aren't living so far away from each other so we could even easily meet.

Love XX,

--
-Granny

Re:It's about time. by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-20 06:32 · Score: -1 · on FTC Probing Facebook For Use of Personal Data: Bloomberg (bloomberg.com)

Nope, I always blame the fat nuisance called "creimer"

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:
https://ibb.co/gVad65

Creimy's "enterprise-lev

Re:It's about time. by Anonymous Coward · 2018-03-20 06:32 · Score: -1 · on FTC Probing Facebook For Use of Personal Data: Bloomberg (bloomberg.com)

Nope, I always blame the fat nuisance called "creimer"

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:
https://ibb.co/gVad65

Creimy's "enterprise-lev

sociology by ooloorie · 2018-03-20 06:10 · Score: -1, Troll · on Hackathons Are Dystopian Events That Dupe People Into Working For Free, Say Sociologists (fastcompany.com)

Sociology is a dystopian academic field that dupes people into believing that people's opinions and butthurt are science.

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