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Re:Chia Bas Letter From Iteret ? by syn3rg · 2018-02-28 04:43 · Score: 1 · on China Bans Letter N From Internet as Xi Jinping Extends Grip on Power (theguardian.com)

Sesame ^H^H^H^H^H Subversive Street: YouTube: The Lonely n Song

Re: does not seem very useful by Type44Q · 2018-02-28 03:20 · Score: 1 · on IBM's Watson Is Going To Space (thenextweb.com)

It's just not the same without the jingle...

Re: Obligitory Trump Bashing by Voyager529 · 2018-02-28 03:12 · Score: 1 · on After Rising For 100 Years, Electricity Demand is Flat (vox.com)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

He sums it up perfectly.

If I could add anything to it, it's that Hillary engaged heavily in identity politics and bet the farm on that. That might not have been so bad if it was a matter of saying "less-privileged people need a voice", but it commonly morphed into, "if we deem that you have privilege, we demand your silence". That's not the sort of thing which helps in a general election.

Re:Leave sex workers alone by Mal-2 · 2018-02-27 22:00 · Score: 1 · on US House Passes Bill To Penalize Websites For Sex Trafficking (trust.org)

First Lady of the Night

Re:Life as we know it needs one thing by nonBORG · 2018-02-27 20:34 · Score: 1 · on Microbes Found in Earth's Deep Ocean Might Grow on Saturn's Moon Enceladus (theverge.com)

I am a creationist, funny great videos no significant content IMO seen this stuff before. It is a theory that you have no proof of to counter what you will say is my theory that I have no proof of. So to be reasonable you will admit that we are even (however I see this theory as so weak and to be a joke.)

The youtube link by the way then leads in to Darwin and natural selection as evolution. This is not evolution, let me make a little plain description of natural selection.
In the existing gene there is a long hair variety that survives better (due to a cold climate say) so through natural selection babies born with long hair reproduce and the ones without long hair do not. Therefore the other genes are lost and the only genes left are the long hair gene. This is the opposite of evolution because the gene was already available. For evolution we have to have a genetic mutation, this adds information that was not previously there. This is obviously required for evolution. The youtube video is so weak they don't even know what evolution is and you think they can make a good case for abiogenesis? I guess if they had learned their stuff they may be able to make a better case. Unless their purpose is just evolution propaganda.

It is not that the theory is totally crap just that it does not happen it is not proven and cannot be repeated even with external help. Just the same position as me then from the other side. That is the side of I believe in science at the exclusion of God. Here is a breakthrough thought for you if you are going to trust science you have no need to exclude God because the science should find answer. I am reasonable and a creationist, however most who discuss evolution or origins of life seem to sound unreasonable (to me.)

I could post some videos too you have dismissed the basic arguments which is minimum viable complexity. As stated previously. Here you go https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
We both don't need to know anything just post links.

Re:Life as we know it needs one thing by meglon · 2018-02-27 17:40 · Score: 1 · on Microbes Found in Earth's Deep Ocean Might Grow on Saturn's Moon Enceladus (theverge.com)

Trotting out the irreducible complexity bullshit is the first sure sign you don't have an understanding that change happens over time, it's not a nothing to everything in one step.

It takes a few minutes to get started, but here's a (very) basic vid on abiogenesis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

And another https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

They don't break down, but your suggesting they do simply shows that you're not a biologist and you don't have an understanding of the material (nor are you actually willing to learn it). Your entire argument against abiogenesis is nothing more than an argument from ignorance. Between that and your falling back on irreducible complexity, it's obvious that your starting point is your belief that the science will always be wrong regardless of any evidence.... so my guess is you're a creationist trying to sound reasonable.

You don't.

Re:Life as we know it needs one thing by meglon · 2018-02-27 17:40 · Score: 1 · on Microbes Found in Earth's Deep Ocean Might Grow on Saturn's Moon Enceladus (theverge.com)

Trotting out the irreducible complexity bullshit is the first sure sign you don't have an understanding that change happens over time, it's not a nothing to everything in one step.

It takes a few minutes to get started, but here's a (very) basic vid on abiogenesis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

And another https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

They don't break down, but your suggesting they do simply shows that you're not a biologist and you don't have an understanding of the material (nor are you actually willing to learn it). Your entire argument against abiogenesis is nothing more than an argument from ignorance. Between that and your falling back on irreducible complexity, it's obvious that your starting point is your belief that the science will always be wrong regardless of any evidence.... so my guess is you're a creationist trying to sound reasonable.

You don't.

Re:Gee, that's too bad by Hal_Porter · 2018-02-27 17:14 · Score: 1, Interesting · on US House Passes Bill To Penalize Websites For Sex Trafficking (trust.org)

Note: teenagers are not children as in "pedophilia" so there's already some seriously loaded wording by describing underage post-pubescent adolescents this way.

Someone quibbling about the distinction between ephebophiles and pedophilia seems to be inevitable in these sorts of discussions.

I wonder why...

Old Apple had the idea DECADES ago by bussdriver · 2018-02-27 15:29 · Score: 1 · on New Apple Patent Imagines an OLED Screen As a Keyboard For MacBooks (theverge.com)

Seems like apple is still stuck in the past...
They even gave microsoft the idea for clippy...but with Bill the Science Guy (predates him too:)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Re:Great, let me change my resume by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-27 13:14 · Score: 0, Interesting · on Forget Learning To Code, Bosses Value Collaboration and Communication (fastcompany.com)

Congrats my friend! You have been pawned by creimer!

Don't know creimer yet?

Here, have some documentation and a story is worth a thousand words!

Here is the story of creimy the mountain and his royalties!

This story was inspired by cdreimer, the parent poster. The story was written by a visionary on cdreimer birth date.

The story of creimy the mountain explained:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

Creimy is a typical mountain who poses for postcards, living with his wife Ethel, a tree, between the cities of Rosamund and Gorman, California. The main features on his mountainous face are two large caves, resembling eyes, and a cliff for a jaw, which moves up and down when he talks, puffing up dust and boulders.
click above link to read more, he even destroyed Edwards Air Force Base just by passing by...

Listen to the audio version here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

"Creimy The Mountain"

includes quotes from Pomp and Circumstance March No. 1 in D major (Edward Elgar), Johnny's Theme (Paul Anka), Off We Go Into The Wild Blue Yonder (Crawford), O Mein Papa (Paul Burkhard), Over The Rainbow (Harburg/Arlen), Star-Spangled Banner (Smith/Key), Suite: Judy Blue Eyes (Stephen Stills)

One, two, three

CREIMY the Mountain
CREIMY the Mountain
A regular picturesque
Postcardy mountain
Residing between lovely
Rosamond and Gorman
With his stunning wife ETHELL, A tree! A tree!

CREIMY was a mountain ETHELL was a tree Growing off of his shoulder

CREIMY was a mountain
(CREIMY was a mountain!)
ETHELL was a tree Growing off of his shoulder
(ETHELL was a tree growing off of his shoulder)
(hey, hey hey!)

Creimy had two big
Caves for eyes,
With a cliff for a jaw
That would go up 'n down,
And whenever it did,
He'd puff out some dust,
And hack up a boulder (HACK!) Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK!)
Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK! HACK!) Up a boulder

Now, one day, now I believe it was on a Tuesday, a man in a checkered double-knit suit drove up in a large El Dorado Cadillac, leased from BOB SPREEN

("Where the freeways meet in Downey!")

And he laid a HUGE, BULGING ENVELOPE right at the corner of CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN, that was right where his 'foot' was supposed to be.

Now, CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN, he couldn't believe it! All those postcards he'd posed for, for ALL OF THOSE YEARS, and finally, now, AT LAST, his Royalties!

Royalties! Royalties Royalties! Royalty check is in, honey!

Yes, CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN was RICH! Yes, and his eyeball-caves, they widened in amazement, and his jaw (which was a cliff), well it dropped thirty feet!

A bunch of dust puffed out! Rocks and boulders hacked up, (hack! hack!) crushing 'The LINCOLN'!

I gave him the money He acted real funny He hocked up a rock and It TOTALLED my car!

Oh, do you Know any trucks Might be bound for THE VALLEY?
I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar (Dear Lord)

I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar (No shit!)

I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar!

By two o'clock, when the bars are already closed down, CREIMY had broken 'THE BIG NEWS' to ETHELL. And with dust and boulders everywhere, CREIMY, choked with excitement, announced

"ETHELL, we're going on a VACATION!"

Yes, and they WERE going on a vacation! (Oh, and ETHELL, ETHELL, ETHELL, like every little woman, she of course was very excited! She creaked a little bit, and some old birds flew off of her.) CREIMY told ETHELL they were going to Yes! They were going to NEW YORK!

"ETHELL, we're going to New York!"

But first they were gonna stop in LAS VEGAS

It's off to LAS VEGAS to check out the lounges Pull a few handles,
And drink a few beers, (Oh, ETHELL!)

ETHELL, my darling, you know that I love you!
I'm gl

Re:NO! by Pseudonym · 2018-02-27 12:28 · Score: 1 · on New Apple Patent Imagines an OLED Screen As a Keyboard For MacBooks (theverge.com)

This. Tactile feedback or GTFO.

Now don't get me wrong. I can see this as being a great thing for audio or video production, where this may be better than an "Avid keyboard" or the tablets that people add to their setup to improve workflow. But even then, it's more useful as an external keyboard, not the built-in keyboard where it would be in exactly the wrong place.

For programming it's a clear loss. Right now, the lack of a tactile escape key is slowing me down when I'm not on an external keyboard, and that's just one key.

I think the patents by rsilvergun · 2018-02-27 11:56 · Score: 1 · on New Apple Patent Imagines an OLED Screen As a Keyboard For MacBooks (theverge.com)

on these might have expired. I mean, if the goal is to make a crappy keyboard, why stop at half measures?

Congrats! You have been pawned by creimer! by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-27 11:24 · Score: -1 · on Forget Learning To Code, Bosses Value Collaboration and Communication (fastcompany.com)

Congrats! You have been pawned by creimer!

Don't know creimer yet?

Here, have some documentation and a story is worth a thousand words!

Here is the story of creimy the mountain and his royalties!

This story was inspired by cdreimer, the parent poster. The story was written by a visionary on cdreimer birth date.

The story of creimy the mountain explained:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

Creimy is a typical mountain who poses for postcards, living with his wife Ethel, a tree, between the cities of Rosamund and Gorman, California. The main features on his mountainous face are two large caves, resembling eyes, and a cliff for a jaw, which moves up and down when he talks, puffing up dust and boulders.
click above link to read more, he even destroyed Edwards Air Force Base just by passing by...

Listen to the audio version here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

"Creimy The Mountain"

includes quotes from Pomp and Circumstance March No. 1 in D major (Edward Elgar), Johnny's Theme (Paul Anka), Off We Go Into The Wild Blue Yonder (Crawford), O Mein Papa (Paul Burkhard), Over The Rainbow (Harburg/Arlen), Star-Spangled Banner (Smith/Key), Suite: Judy Blue Eyes (Stephen Stills)

One, two, three

CREIMY the Mountain
CREIMY the Mountain
A regular picturesque
Postcardy mountain
Residing between lovely
Rosamond and Gorman
With his stunning wife ETHELL, A tree! A tree!

CREIMY was a mountain ETHELL was a tree Growing off of his shoulder

CREIMY was a mountain
(CREIMY was a mountain!)
ETHELL was a tree Growing off of his shoulder
(ETHELL was a tree growing off of his shoulder)
(hey, hey hey!)

Creimy had two big
Caves for eyes,
With a cliff for a jaw
That would go up 'n down,
And whenever it did,
He'd puff out some dust,
And hack up a boulder (HACK!) Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK!)
Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK! HACK!) Up a boulder

Now, one day, now I believe it was on a Tuesday, a man in a checkered double-knit suit drove up in a large El Dorado Cadillac, leased from BOB SPREEN

("Where the freeways meet in Downey!")

And he laid a HUGE, BULGING ENVELOPE right at the corner of CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN, that was right where his 'foot' was supposed to be.

Now, CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN, he couldn't believe it! All those postcards he'd posed for, for ALL OF THOSE YEARS, and finally, now, AT LAST, his Royalties!

Royalties! Royalties Royalties! Royalty check is in, honey!

Yes, CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN was RICH! Yes, and his eyeball-caves, they widened in amazement, and his jaw (which was a cliff), well it dropped thirty feet!

A bunch of dust puffed out! Rocks and boulders hacked up, (hack! hack!) crushing 'The LINCOLN'!

I gave him the money He acted real funny He hocked up a rock and It TOTALLED my car!

Oh, do you Know any trucks Might be bound for THE VALLEY?
I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar (Dear Lord)

I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar (No shit!)

I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar!

By two o'clock, when the bars are already closed down, CREIMY had broken 'THE BIG NEWS' to ETHELL. And with dust and boulders everywhere, CREIMY, choked with excitement, announced

"ETHELL, we're going on a VACATION!"

Yes, and they WERE going on a vacation! (Oh, and ETHELL, ETHELL, ETHELL, like every little woman, she of course was very excited! She creaked a little bit, and some old birds flew off of her.) CREIMY told ETHELL they were going to Yes! They were going to NEW YORK!

"ETHELL, we're going to New York!"

But first they were gonna stop in LAS VEGAS

It's off to LAS VEGAS to check out the lounges Pull a few handles,
And drink a few beers, (Oh, ETHELL!)

ETHELL, my darling, you know that I love you!
I'm glad we coul

Re:You know what else gets Swatted? by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-27 11:11 · Score: 0 · on Two More 'SWAT' Calls in California -- One Involving a 12-Year-Old Gamer (ktla.com)

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:
https://ibb.co/gVad65

Creimy's "enterprise-level" chair, he talks about it all the time on slashdot:
http://www.keynamics.com/image...

Re:You know what else gets Swatted? by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-27 11:11 · Score: 0 · on Two More 'SWAT' Calls in California -- One Involving a 12-Year-Old Gamer (ktla.com)

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:
https://ibb.co/gVad65

Creimy's "enterprise-level" chair, he talks about it all the time on slashdot:
http://www.keynamics.com/image...

Re:Most of Trump's success is due to tribalism by Karmashock · 2018-02-27 10:31 · Score: 1 · on Trump Administration Cracks Down On H-1B Visa Abuse (cnn.com)

Also since you care about when it was taken even though in either case it would speak to my point...

here is one that is after the SOTU address:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

You're denying the Sun here.

Re:Most of Trump's success is due to tribalism by Karmashock · 2018-02-27 09:37 · Score: 0 · on Trump Administration Cracks Down On H-1B Visa Abuse (cnn.com)

also fun:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Re:Most of Trump's success is due to tribalism by Karmashock · 2018-02-27 08:46 · Score: 0 · on Trump Administration Cracks Down On H-1B Visa Abuse (cnn.com)

Please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

You can go out and try it yourself. Get a few quotes, go to your buddies, tell them it comes from X democrat, and then ask if they agree with the position.

Do it for science.

And here you're going to maybe ask for a series of peer reviewed studies or something... be skeptical... but actually test it yourself. Seriously.

Do it. Don't just be skeptical of me... be skeptical of yourself here. Try it out.

Re:Most of Trump's success is due to tribalism by Karmashock · 2018-02-27 08:46 · Score: 0 · on Trump Administration Cracks Down On H-1B Visa Abuse (cnn.com)

Please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

You can go out and try it yourself. Get a few quotes, go to your buddies, tell them it comes from X democrat, and then ask if they agree with the position.

Do it for science.

And here you're going to maybe ask for a series of peer reviewed studies or something... be skeptical... but actually test it yourself. Seriously.

Do it. Don't just be skeptical of me... be skeptical of yourself here. Try it out.

Re:Most of Trump's success is due to tribalism by Karmashock · 2018-02-27 08:46 · Score: 0 · on Trump Administration Cracks Down On H-1B Visa Abuse (cnn.com)

Please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

You can go out and try it yourself. Get a few quotes, go to your buddies, tell them it comes from X democrat, and then ask if they agree with the position.

Do it for science.

And here you're going to maybe ask for a series of peer reviewed studies or something... be skeptical... but actually test it yourself. Seriously.

Do it. Don't just be skeptical of me... be skeptical of yourself here. Try it out.

Re:Hour of Collaboration by ShanghaiBill · 2018-02-27 07:58 · Score: 3, Insightful · on Forget Learning To Code, Bosses Value Collaboration and Communication (fastcompany.com)

Right, so a bunch of dumbasses can tell the coder to try stupid shit, and then blame the coder for becoming upset and un-collaborative, eh?

Like this guy? He was give a simple task of drawing 7 red lines, all mutually perpendicular, 2 of them green and the rest transparent. Instead of just getting the job done, he became argumentative and uncooperative. Would you want a guy like that on your team?

Re:Great, let me change my resume by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-27 07:48 · Score: -1 · on Forget Learning To Code, Bosses Value Collaboration and Communication (fastcompany.com)

Here is the story of creimy the mountain and his royalties!

This story was inspired by cdreimer, the parent poster. The story was written by a visionary on cdreimer birth date.

The story of creimy the mountain explained:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

Creimy is a typical mountain who poses for postcards, living with his wife Ethel, a tree, between the cities of Rosamund and Gorman, California. The main features on his mountainous face are two large caves, resembling eyes, and a cliff for a jaw, which moves up and down when he talks, puffing up dust and boulders.
click above link to read more, he even destroyed Edwards Air Force Base just by passing by...

Listen to the audio version here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

"Creimy The Mountain"

includes quotes from Pomp and Circumstance March No. 1 in D major (Edward Elgar), Johnny's Theme (Paul Anka), Off We Go Into The Wild Blue Yonder (Crawford), O Mein Papa (Paul Burkhard), Over The Rainbow (Harburg/Arlen), Star-Spangled Banner (Smith/Key), Suite: Judy Blue Eyes (Stephen Stills)

One, two, three

CREIMY the Mountain
CREIMY the Mountain
A regular picturesque
Postcardy mountain
Residing between lovely
Rosamond and Gorman
With his stunning wife ETHELL, A tree! A tree!

CREIMY was a mountain ETHELL was a tree Growing off of his shoulder

CREIMY was a mountain
(CREIMY was a mountain!)
ETHELL was a tree Growing off of his shoulder
(ETHELL was a tree growing off of his shoulder)
(hey, hey hey!)

Creimy had two big
Caves for eyes,
With a cliff for a jaw
That would go up 'n down,
And whenever it did,
He'd puff out some dust,
And hack up a boulder (HACK!) Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK!)
Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK! HACK!) Up a boulder

Now, one day, now I believe it was on a Tuesday, a man in a checkered double-knit suit drove up in a large El Dorado Cadillac, leased from BOB SPREEN

("Where the freeways meet in Downey!")

And he laid a HUGE, BULGING ENVELOPE right at the corner of CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN, that was right where his 'foot' was supposed to be.

Now, CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN, he couldn't believe it! All those postcards he'd posed for, for ALL OF THOSE YEARS, and finally, now, AT LAST, his Royalties!

Royalties! Royalties Royalties! Royalty check is in, honey!

Yes, CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN was RICH! Yes, and his eyeball-caves, they widened in amazement, and his jaw (which was a cliff), well it dropped thirty feet!

A bunch of dust puffed out! Rocks and boulders hacked up, (hack! hack!) crushing 'The LINCOLN'!

I gave him the money He acted real funny He hocked up a rock and It TOTALLED my car!

Oh, do you Know any trucks Might be bound for THE VALLEY?
I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar (Dear Lord)

I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar (No shit!)

I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar!

By two o'clock, when the bars are already closed down, CREIMY had broken 'THE BIG NEWS' to ETHELL. And with dust and boulders everywhere, CREIMY, choked with excitement, announced

"ETHELL, we're going on a VACATION!"

Yes, and they WERE going on a vacation! (Oh, and ETHELL, ETHELL, ETHELL, like every little woman, she of course was very excited! She creaked a little bit, and some old birds flew off of her.) CREIMY told ETHELL they were going to Yes! They were going to NEW YORK!

"ETHELL, we're going to New York!"

But first they were gonna stop in LAS VEGAS

It's off to LAS VEGAS to check out the lounges Pull a few handles,
And drink a few beers, (Oh, ETHELL!)

ETHELL, my darling, you know that I love you!
I'm glad we could have a Vacation this year! (Oh, NEET-O!)

Glad we could have a Vacation this year!

They left that night, crunchin' across the Mojave Desert

Re:Great, let me change my resume by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-27 07:44 · Score: -1 · on Forget Learning To Code, Bosses Value Collaboration and Communication (fastcompany.com)

Don't click on his homepage link! creimer is trying to get you to subscribe automatically to his youtube channel and make money off you!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:
https://ibb.co/gVad65

Creimy's "enterprise-level" chair, he talks about it all the time on slashdot:

Re:Great, let me change my resume by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-27 07:44 · Score: -1 · on Forget Learning To Code, Bosses Value Collaboration and Communication (fastcompany.com)

Don't click on his homepage link! creimer is trying to get you to subscribe automatically to his youtube channel and make money off you!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:
https://ibb.co/gVad65

Creimy's "enterprise-level" chair, he talks about it all the time on slashdot:

Re:Long term by boo9 · 2018-02-27 05:11 · Score: 1 · on Relying on Renewables Alone Significantly Inflates the Cost of Overhauling Energy (technologyreview.com)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?... renewable cost study

Re: Equilibrium by sycodon · 2018-02-27 04:14 · Score: 2 · on HBO's Fahrenheit 451 Trailer Teases Dystopian World Filled With Burning 'Chaos' (hollywoodreporter.com)

People like to hate on Keanu Reeves, but the dude has some very real gun skills.

Re:Coming biological mutation? by angel'o'sphere · 2018-02-27 04:03 · Score: 1 · on Children Struggle To Hold Pencils Due To Too Much Tech, Doctors Say (theguardian.com)

Bottom line it is always the teachers.

There are enthusiastic teachers with great results but you have to expect them to burn out.
There are teachers that just teach facts and basic stuff instead of principles and concepts.

But there are also school systems problems. E.g. in Germany correct spelling, especially of foreign languages is so over rated, a person that had B grades in England or France would have a D or even E in Germany. Well, that was at my time. I have heard it has improved, but never checked it.

Consider this: you are supposed to write an english 5 pages work (a test) about the differences between English Rugby and German Soccer. You can have a perfect essay but with 5 typos per page you get an E.

Most teachers in my schools "cheated" and awarded for spelling mistakes only half an error point. The transition from a language like german or italian to a language like french or english is just to big. In German nearly everything is spelled like it is pronounced. And that already leads to many spelling mistakes that could be avoided if there would be an easy way to proofread your own text ;D

Anyway, good teachers *grasp* why/what the student is not understanding. And then adjust and give a different metaphor or analogy.

I never ever had a student who did not learn what I wanted to teach him/her. Many of my students in private coaching jumped from D and E grades to B's in a course of 4 or 6 weeks.

Right now I only teach martial arts ... but brining a student who was a brown belt for 5 years to black belt level usually does not take long. I simply "understand" somehow at what exact point they are stuck and bring them beyond that point.

A few weeks ago I watched this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

So I think some great teachers are also just great because of personality. My math teacher in university Prof. Harro Heuser was such a guy. He was not really talking about math, he was a kind of German philologist. You always wondered if he studied the wrong topic or if you are in the wrong class. Never met anyone who was so fluent in German without looking old fashioned.

Re:Nurburgring fiasco. by Rei · 2018-02-27 02:46 · Score: 1 · on Tesla Model 3 Torn Down, Hacked and Set On a Dynamometer, Exposing Unusual Tech Details (electrek.co)

However the reason the Teslas cant tow very much is because the chassis isn't designed for towing. All the torque in the world cant help you if the chassis snaps in half.

Again, I'm confused as to why people think you can't tow with Teslas.

Re:Nurburgring fiasco. by Rei · 2018-02-27 02:46 · Score: 1 · on Tesla Model 3 Torn Down, Hacked and Set On a Dynamometer, Exposing Unusual Tech Details (electrek.co)

However the reason the Teslas cant tow very much is because the chassis isn't designed for towing. All the torque in the world cant help you if the chassis snaps in half.

Again, I'm confused as to why people think you can't tow with Teslas.

Re:Nurburgring fiasco. by Rei · 2018-02-27 02:46 · Score: 1 · on Tesla Model 3 Torn Down, Hacked and Set On a Dynamometer, Exposing Unusual Tech Details (electrek.co)

However the reason the Teslas cant tow very much is because the chassis isn't designed for towing. All the torque in the world cant help you if the chassis snaps in half.

Again, I'm confused as to why people think you can't tow with Teslas.

Re:Nurburgring fiasco. by Rei · 2018-02-27 02:46 · Score: 1 · on Tesla Model 3 Torn Down, Hacked and Set On a Dynamometer, Exposing Unusual Tech Details (electrek.co)

However the reason the Teslas cant tow very much is because the chassis isn't designed for towing. All the torque in the world cant help you if the chassis snaps in half.

Again, I'm confused as to why people think you can't tow with Teslas.

History Eraser Button by zifn4b · 2018-02-26 23:51 · Score: 1 · on Math Shows Some Black Holes Erase Your Past and Give You Unlimited Futures (vice.com)

So in other words, they supposedly discovered: The History Eraser Button. The JOLLY CANDY LIKE BUTTON. Sometimes when I read this drivel I wish someone did actually find the history eraser button to erase human stupidity.

Re:Garden by havana9 · 2018-02-26 21:45 · Score: 1 · on Apple To Suspend iTunes Store Support For 'Obsolete' First-Gen Apple TV (arstechnica.com)

I still have three CRT colour TV set. And the video quality of a Trinitron tube is excellent. You have only to use the SCART connector. Someone hooked a digital TV receiver to a 1964 Brionvega ALGOL black and white TV set. Or if you're the RAI museum ot TV and radio you could put a little VHF modulator and generate an anolgue signal for the 1954 TV sets in exposition.

Re: Re, the motor: by Rei · 2018-02-26 20:44 · Score: 1 · on Tesla Model 3 Torn Down, Hacked and Set On a Dynamometer, Exposing Unusual Tech Details (electrek.co)

This is simply incorrect.

1) The base MSRP is $35k. I'm sorry if the fact that you don't get to jump in line ahead of half a million other people if you want a base model bugs you.

2) It's not even possible to buy a $60k Model 3. If you add on every last option that's even possible to add on you end up with $59,5k. The options that are mandatory for people who want to be first-in-line are the LR pack and PUP, meaning you can jump in front of everyone else for a vehicle price of $49k.

3) Here's teardown videos. Point out the "shit build quality" therein.

There's an Aqua Teen Episode for this by TheNarrator · 2018-02-26 19:28 · Score: 2 · on Math Shows Some Black Holes Erase Your Past and Give You Unlimited Futures (vice.com)

"Math isn't going to bring you back from the dead"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Re: California pricing itself out by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-26 15:42 · Score: 0 · on The American Midwest Is Quickly Becoming a Blue-Collar Version of Silicon Valley (qz.com)

Everyone who disagree's with me is a foreign agent. You can tell because they're disagreeing with me and my position is the correct one. Also vote Adder party.

Gyorgi (lol) Russkie this time... apk by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-26 15:14 · Score: 0 · on Tesla Model 3 Torn Down, Hacked and Set On a Dynamometer, Exposing Unusual Tech Details (electrek.co)

You're STILL trying the "truncheon in lieu of conversation" ole' boy (via your DUBAI conduit whipslash) - I see you!

* Hey man - a tune from OUR time (actually both, as you are older OLD Toad of "MR. HORNS" scry boy, lo (Beatles for you, & me too (I like Motley Crue's cover though)):

COMIN' DOWN FAST BUT I'M MILES ABOVE YOU!

(It's a song about screwing, but you're only ULTIMATELY screwing yourself hiding my posts... & you KNOW it!)

APK

P.S.=> "Helter Skelter" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBMMCClIgTc/ - & I really don't get it - WHY TRY "Shut me down"? Oh, you & I BOTH know why (lol)... apk

Re:eh? by Rakarra · 2018-02-26 14:26 · Score: 1 · on How a Fight Over Star Wars Download Codes Could Reshape Copyright Law (arstechnica.com)

Nothing like a bill sitting on the steps of the house.

Or getting kicked down the steps of the capital building.

Ok, why not... apk by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-26 11:35 · Score: -1 · on Tesla Model 3 Torn Down, Hacked and Set On a Dynamometer, Exposing Unusual Tech Details (electrek.co)

Is the "best ya got" puny 'downmods' I can override in seconds? I won't even bother & I'll tell you why (by analogy):

I VERY HONESTLY could care less per your attempt @ "Lacie POUNDING" me (per Netflix's Black Mirror (scrying tools for Soros & crew)).

Doesn't work.

So... If you ever see it, I'm the U SCHLEP (fitting) truckdriver in BLACK MIRROR's "NOSEDIVE" Season 3 episode 1. Past trying to win some FIXED "popularity contest".

I feel SO sorry for those of you still trapped in it. Honestly. Why?

* Take a GOOD look @ where 'the powers that be' (dirty as hell, literally) are TRYING to take you... then, talk.

APK

P.S.=> Another "dedication" for GEORGE SOROS this time (lol) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZXwxRs_stI&list=PL8a8cutYP7foOweWUrKVdw74T4P8XWCDT/ you have your time, now. Every dog has his day, but? The NIGHTS are mine (not yours)... apk

Re:But I read it lacks basic quality elsewhere by Rei · 2018-02-26 10:52 · Score: 5, Informative · on Tesla Model 3 Torn Down, Hacked and Set On a Dynamometer, Exposing Unusual Tech Details (electrek.co)

But from what I have read from owners

You clearly haven't been hanging out on the Model 3 Owners Club. It's amazing the disconnect between how certain individuals seems to want to portray it, and how non-selection-biased random owners describe their vehicles. Or, for that matter, photograph them. I watch person after person get their invite, pick up their car, and then rave at how amazing it is... then I check out the latest article to show up about the Model 3 on Google News where they act like everyone's car is held together by gaffer tape and they're furious.

To put it another way: "I just picked up my new (insert-topic-of-interest) and it was perfect!" doesn't go viral in the same way that "I just picked up my new (insert-topic-of-interest) and there was something wrong with it!". Seriously, for example, the rash of coverage over the person who had a dead 12V battery. Literally the only dead 12V battery that's ever been reported in a Model 3, and there were dozens of articles written about it - despite the fact that Tesla sent a guy to his house to take care of his battery for him.

Or more directly: check out some of the teardown videos linked in TFA. Does any of that look like poor build quality to you? One thing that's neat is you'll notice blue markings on a number of the bolts; that's common in the aerospace industry, but rarely in the automotive industry. Those are witness marks. They're used to double check that bolts were tightened to the proper tightness.

That's not to say that there haven't been some issues. Things that actually have been problems, at least over certain points in time:

* There used to be frequently a small sag in the hood, going a several millimeters out of alignment with the sides at its middle. It's been fixed in recent vehicles.

* While handling has gotten extensive praise, some people who don't like a stiff "sports suspension" feel have been complaining about that. Tesla is reportedly working to soften the suspension some.

* Noise, while quiet by ICE standards, is relatively high by EV standards. Namely, road noise (connected to the aforementioned stiff suspension) and wind noise (worse than the S). But both have been reducing with recent VINs.

* There's some issues that relate to preference. Some people don't like the Aston Martin-style door handles, while others aren't bothered by them. Some people think the door and frunk hood needs to be shut too hard, while others prefer the solid feel. Etc. So whether they're "defects" depends on your personal preference.

There are some GUI issues as well, but they decrease with each over-the-air update, as well as getting new features. At the top of the most-requested features list that hasn't been implemented yet is moving cruise control speed from the GUI to the right steering wheel control (akin to volume control and station selection are on the left steering wheel control). There have also been a couple issues related to it not remembering various types of infotainment / preference settings between drives; most (but not all) of these issues have since been patched.

Probably a couple other things I'm forgetting.

Statler & Waldorf don't like new Tesla Model 3 by bongey · 2018-02-26 10:51 · Score: 5, Funny · on Tesla Model 3 Torn Down, Hacked and Set On a Dynamometer, Exposing Unusual Tech Details (electrek.co)

Statler and Waldorf have moved from their previous job of reviewing live shows https://www.youtube.com/watch?... to reviewing cars at Munro & Associates .
Both found that the BMW I3 the "most advance ever" with a electric range of 114 Miles and a 2 cycle generator option for extra range that gives off enough smoke "so you know it is working" .When reviewing the new Tesla Model 3 they "still cannot find the gas cap after 3 days" and hooking two jumper cables to 12V to open a trunk "more complicated than programming my VCR , I never figured that one out either".

Re:One thing Musk seems really good at is hiring by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-26 10:48 · Score: 0 · on Tesla Model 3 Torn Down, Hacked and Set On a Dynamometer, Exposing Unusual Tech Details (electrek.co)

Don't forget the Delta clipper:

Delta Clipper video

Musk? You're alright by me (dedicated 2U).... apk by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-26 09:55 · Score: -1 · on Tesla Model 3 Torn Down, Hacked and Set On a Dynamometer, Exposing Unusual Tech Details (electrek.co)

See subject & a tune that fits - "top fuel funny car's a drug for me... custom built bike doin' 103" - KiCkStArT my HeArT! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrOemQaEJGU/

* :)

(... always loved great automotive engineering for performance...)

APK

P.S.=> One of my fav. tunes is why & it applies... apk

Re:Common Sense says yes! by Solandri · 2018-02-26 05:00 · Score: 4, Interesting · on Studies Are Increasingly Clear: Uber, Lyft Congest Cities (apnews.com)

Back in the 1970s and early 1980s, subtracting buses and trucks hauling commercial goods, about half the cars on the street in Korea were taxis (the ones with the white dome on the roof). In order to fight traffic congestion, the government imposed like a $20,000 tax on cars. The result being that very few people owned their own car, and instead took taxis. There was practically no traffic congestion. If you needed to go anywhere, you could wait for a bus, or hail a taxi (usually got one within 15 seconds, almost always less than a minute). A quick ride, pay your fare, and you were done.

Then a certain U.S. Presidential candidate ruined it. He ran an ad criticizing Korea for having unfair trade barriers. You could buy a Hyundai in the U.S. for $10k, but a Ford Escort in Korea was taxed to cost $30k. He conveniently left out that that the Hyundai also cost $30k in Korea. His deception worked (though his presidential campaign did not), and Americans were outraged and demanded that Korea rescind this "unfair" tax. Korea did so, and suddenly the masses in Korea were able to afford their own car. And the streets immediately became gridlocked. What used to be a 5-6 hour bus ride from one end of the country to the other (250 miles / 400 km) during the Lunar New Year now regularly takes 24 hours because of all the cars.

In that respect, I think these studies are missing a crucial stat - how many people take Uber/Lyft instead of driving their own car or even owning a car?

Re:I need another t-shirt... by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-26 04:30 · Score: 0 · on Jupiter's Great Red Spot May Soon Disappear (nationalgeographic.com)

Don't click on his homepage link! creimer is trying to get you to subscribe automatically to his youtube channel and make money off you!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:
https://ibb.co/gVad65

Creimy's "enterprise-level" chair, he talks about it all the time on slashdot:

Re:I need another t-shirt... by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-26 04:30 · Score: 0 · on Jupiter's Great Red Spot May Soon Disappear (nationalgeographic.com)

Don't click on his homepage link! creimer is trying to get you to subscribe automatically to his youtube channel and make money off you!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:
https://ibb.co/gVad65

Creimy's "enterprise-level" chair, he talks about it all the time on slashdot:

creimer spam alert! by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-26 04:18 · Score: -1 · on Jupiter's Great Red Spot May Soon Disappear (nationalgeographic.com)

Don't click on his homepage link! creimer is trying to get you to subscribe automatically to his youtube channel and make money off you!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:
https://ibb.co/gVad65

Creimy's "enterprise-level" chair, he talks about it all the time on slashdot:

creimer spam alert! by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-26 04:18 · Score: -1 · on Jupiter's Great Red Spot May Soon Disappear (nationalgeographic.com)

Don't click on his homepage link! creimer is trying to get you to subscribe automatically to his youtube channel and make money off you!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Creimy's real pictures:
Before the sex change:
https://ibb.co/cc7Ddw
After the sex change:
https://ibb.co/gVad65

Creimy's "enterprise-level" chair, he talks about it all the time on slashdot:

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring - Bananaphone by Anonymous Coward · 2018-02-26 03:23 · Score: 0 · on Nokia's Banana Phone From The Matrix is Back (theverge.com)

Bananaphone

Operator get me Bei-Jing Jing Jing Jing

Re:Specific achievements? by zifn4b · 2018-02-26 03:14 · Score: 1 · on The American Midwest Is Quickly Becoming a Blue-Collar Version of Silicon Valley (qz.com)

Silicon Valley brings you this beautiful piece of ingenuity. Shhhhh don't tell anyone but most of the time they "invent" useless things and then make them appear useful in fancy presentations to obtain VC for paychecks for goofing off...

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