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  1. Re:Ya by Alexx+K on User-Generated Content Vs. Experts · · Score: 5, Funny

    OK, I'll bite.

    Although experts may disagree, and there is the occasional fraud or corperate shill in the science community, at least they are more likely to use the scientific method and choose facts over opinions.

    Imho, while user-generated content may, in some cases, be more accurate or up-to-date, it is all to easy to encounter this situation.

    Scientist: The Earth is round.
    DragonBallZFan: It looks flat to me.
    AnnCoulter: The Earth is flat, you godless, anti-American, terrorist-supporting liberals! And you know why? Science said it's not flat, and science is always wrong because it conflicts with the Bible!
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  2. Re:Could we please stop with the 6k trolls already by ediron2 on The Universe Is 13.73 Billion Years Old · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure why people like to trot out the 6,000 year old theory every time someone mentions the age of the Universe. Perhaps it is because they're seeking an opportunity to tar the faiths of the world with the brush of ignorance. [mumble mumble] ignorance of religion [mumble mumble] all believers [mumble mumble] getting [mumble] old [mumble] pedantic.

    Or perhaps we're getting tired of this (admittedly small) number of vocal, pedantic fsckwits telling us that the universe is only 6000 years old. And that these people keep trying to push that insanity into widespread acceptance.

    Don't tell me there aren't otherwise-sane-looking zealots wandering among us. Don't tell me they aren't DAMN vocal about this 6000-year-old claim being truth. I've recently shared an office with one, and met several in the last few years.

    Pick a state that has a cliched religiosity and spend time and you can meet a few, too. And then... try to dissuade them. Best bring your 'A' game, low expectations and some waders, though. You'll start on cosmological timelines, swerve to arguing carbon dating's fallibility, swerve to arguing steady-state radiation and radiodecay, struggle to explain doppler shifts in light and RF and sound and how they can be used to measure cosmic aging, flail as you ask 'but why would god create a universe already 25B light-years across and with light already en route and an earth with all these layers and fossils embedded -- is it just to keep us distracted?' Often, you'll find that cosmological aging is being resisted because evolution is wrong. Seriously. I know it's a non-sequiter, but there you have it. In general, expect the debate to swerve viciously and expect to be unable to stick to one topic until resolved. These are believers unwilling to unbelieve, not logicians seeking fundamental truth. And let's face it: nobody is naturally good at logic, and few adults are competent at careful, reasoned debate. Swerving and craptabulistic logical skills are gonna complicate your job immensely.

    I understand your frustration. Mocking believers of a 6000-year-old universe seems cruel, but the people these zealots might trust (other religious people, whether they are muslims, christians, jews, mormons, catholics, or whatever) aren't telling them to STFU, so we're left to repeatedly endure the BS or risk being called godless as we try to do somebody else's job.

    Personally, I can't think of a single club, sect, profession, or hobby where adherents don't consider themselves modestly responsible to act as guardians of the reputation of their peer group. As an untrusted outsider, it shouldn't be *MY* job to tell these guys to STFU because they're making and by extension all other religions look bad. Put another way, dentists police themselves because a bad dentist makes them all look bad. All us nondentists expect to trust that experts in dentistry and nearby fields (biologists, vets, MD's, whatever) will let us know if a sizeable bloc of dentists starts acting/believing stuff that violates science, or holding views that seem hazardous, damaging to the profession, or unethical.

    But for some reason, religious people (possibly you fall into this crowd) aren't doing their duty as theological peers to make these science-denying zealots accept that their faith needn't feel threatened, reminding them that the evidence passes muster, and that they need to adapt their rhetoric so that their religion isn't hideously incompatible with hard science and all the evidence showing timelines where t(now)-t(0) >> 6000y.

    I've tried arguing, gentle questioning in the style of Socrates, and just plain ignoring supporters of this crap. None work. And in the end, the cliche about teaching a pig to sing comes to mind: 'don't do it. It wastes your time and annoys the pig'.

    Snickering and mockery at least are gratifying. Sucks, but there you have it.
  3. Re:Good news, but how good? by EdIII on NIN's Music Experiment Sells Big Numbers · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm just trying to point out that anyone who thinks that all artists can be this successful, need to realize that this is unlikely to be duplicated, based on purely economic considerations.
    There are few things I think you should consider. First FTA:

    Each Limited Edition is numbered and personally signed by Trent Reznor. Strictly Limited to 2500 pieces. Limit one per customer.
    You question whether this is a sustainable business model for the rest of the artists, since you postulate that this is a one time reaction to a novel idea.

    I would ask this question instead. Is it reasonable to assume that there are 2,500 "hardcore" Nine Inch Nails fans?

    The answer, IMO, is yes. I am just like you, and I am not a Nine Inch Nails fan to the point that I can identify their songs on the radio. However, I do know there are plenty of people that love their music. I would be surprised if 5,000 people did not buy the limited edition.

    Now I am a big fan of some other bands. Their names are not important. What is important, is that I would consider spending $75 or even $300 on a limited edition album they produce. Especially, since I know that it is direct to the artist, no godless fucking burn-in-the-fiery-pits-of-hell middleman media exec scum (insert more rage against the big media machine here). I would not do it for many, that is sure, but people like me are the reason why I say the limited edition price point will be sustainable. It is just statistics. If a band is popular enough, they will have a small percentage of people willing to pay the higher price points for whatever reason you want to postulate as to why.

    So I believe that you are wrong in your assessment that this is unlikely to be repeated. I think that you are correct, in that most fans listen to many artists and have only so much money to spend, and that there are economic considerations here. However, we have not heard what the numbers are for the 5$ and 10$ price points yet. It may turn out to be that it is entirely possible for popular artists to sell competitive price points with iTunes, Amazon, etc. and yet also sell a few thousand die hard fans the much higher price points.

    Trent Reznor is also not the first to offer it for free either. Rainbow Whatamacallit band (no offense, i just have no idea which band did it) did something like that awhile ago too. Trent is just adding some price points to it that people can choose right off the bat with different levels of the product being available. Whether or not the next artist is the 2nd to do this, or the 22nd will probably not affect the people that will buy it just to make a statement against DRM either. Point in fact, I am ONE OF THEM.

    I can also see a huge appeal to bypass Big Entertainment, and deal with Artists directly. To say that the RIAA and the MPAA (MAFIAA) have done a lot of damage with public relations, is a whopper of an understatement. There is a backlash against them right now and the whole paradigm they shove down our throats that we "don't own our music" and cannot do what we want with it. So there may be a huge number of people, that although not paying for music now, will rush to the Internet to support the "cause" and their favorite Artists. Combine those people, with the people that make up the sales on Amazon and iTunes alone, and that represents a huge amount of potential business.

    Your question is certainly insightful, however I think you are wrong in your assessment.
  4. Re:This happens everywhere by Alsee on Bill Allows Teachers to Contradict Evolution · · Score: 1

    They put a far more thought into the principles upon which they wanted found the nation when they wrote the Constitution.

    They kinda decided that appealing to God wasn't such a bright idea.

    Which kinda explains why the Constitution is in fact a "Godless document" founding an explicitly secular government.

    -

  5. The Crusades? by daecabhir on Judge Makes Lawyers Pay For Frivolous Patent Suit · · Score: 1

    So you're telling me that the number of people killed by Christians during the Crusades is not significant?

    More blood has been shed in the name of forcing one's views on others over the course of history than any plague, famine or natural disaster. Theistic religions are not the only guilty parties in this regard, but their hands are still quite bloody. One reason that "godless" regimes such as the Third Reich and Communist nations such as the USSR and China attempted to eradicate religion was the "undue influence" religion had on the actions of the populace. Conversely, we have the conflict in the Middle East not only between Muslims and Jews, but between various Muslim sects. Never mind the fact that on the one hand people in the US (where I was born and raised, and still reside) who think a religious government in Iraq would be bad but have a President of the United States who is not a devout Christian would be a harbinger of the end of the world. As long as there is intolerance of any kind, or a desire to push one's views as more "right" than someone else's, there will be conflict and there will be bloodshed.

    And under copyright law (which governs things like movies), re-selling a derivative work (such as a clean edit) without explicit permission of the copyright holder is illegal. You have no "right" to purchase any form of a movie than those which are sold by the copyright holder or by someone who has been given explicit permission to sell their particular version of the movie. If you knowingly purchase a movie that has been edited and resold in violation of copyright law because you do not wish to see material that offends you, you are a thief (for abetting someone else's efforts to steal the original copyright holder's IP) and a hypocrite (for rationalizing that theft in the name of your beliefs). That ANYONE would be offended by the raw display of love that is made more urgent by the very real possibility that one might die in the near future to the point that they could not watch that scene, and yet not be offended by the even more graphic representation of death, bloodshed and human suffering that dominates the rest of the movie is positively gut wrenching. It is indicative of a society that has lost all sense of proportion, along with its soul.

    People much wiser than I am said, "I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. - George Carlin

  6. Re:God by bitserf on Pakistan Blocks YouTube · · Score: 1

    Please.

    Religions were behaving in a radical manner this before atheism was common in the West. Now they just have a scapegoat - people who are rational (or in religion-speak, "godless").

  7. Re:Don't tell Chef but by Aristophrenia on Scientology Given Direct Access To eBay Database · · Score: 1

    Well, four days after the fact may be a little late to point this out, but your statement is false. It just so happens that I have a Quran/Koran. Convenient, No? I checked. It doesn't say that. Or anything close to that. Next time, try reading the book before you quote it. And just to clarify, I am a Godless Infidel. (AKA: !Muslim)

  8. Re:why complain? by superwiz on New Science Standards Approved in Florida · · Score: 1

    You forget, the vast majority of slashdotters are godless people who don't want thinking minds - they only want agreement with their personal atheism. I am an atheist. I think "godless" is a complement. Faith (by definition) means taking as true that which has not been empirically shown. So (again by definition) faith suspends reason. So reason ends where faith begins. So again, "godless" is a description I would wear as badge of honor. Having said that, I insist that skepticism is a necessary part of empirical examination. So any system of schooling that teaches how to critically evaluate facts rather than accept their popular interpretations is alright with me.
  9. Re:why complain? by DarrenR114 on New Science Standards Approved in Florida · · Score: 1

    You forget, the vast majority of slashdotters are godless people who don't want thinking minds - they only want agreement with their personal atheism.

  10. The people who need to read this probably won't by Anonymous Coward on SFLC's Legal Guide On Free Software · · Score: 0

    They will be like me, punk kids with big ideas in some godless bureaucracy, hacking away into the night on any computer available, moving stuff between home and work work and home. Not realizing the big bad wolf wants to eat up your ideas and 'monetize' or 'propertize' or 'utilize' or god knows what else. Anything but actually serve your customers/the public, which is what you were probably interested in.

    Ok, if even one young punk kid reads this and goes about their business in a little wiser fashion, it will be worth it.

  11. Wisdom follows, pay attention! by Anonymous Coward on Hacker Could Keep Money from Insider Trading · · Score: 0

    Ad 1., The attacker was a foreigner of a non-allied country. He attacked the economy of the USA. If the judge rules for him, then the judge is guilty of capital treason and should be promptly arrested, then tried in court martial.

    Air Force Cyber Command (P) lead Major General William Lord and national spy boss Michael McConnell have recently expressed grave concern for the info-security of Wall Street, they think a competent cyber attack against US financial institutions can cause more economic harm that Sep 11th did. If this ukranian (who is quite possibly not an ukranian, but a russian living in ukraina, the country is very much ethnically divided) .. if this guy is let run with the money, this is a clear sign that USA is fair game for all slavic hackers. Think with your wallet oh fellow yankee and say his cannot happen.

    Ad 2., Therefore the SEC should get CIA or DHS to help them claim executive privilege, so that Bush Jr. government can trample upon the judicary's decision. It would be easy to claim this Dorozhenko or whatnot guy is in fact an FSB agent and the FISA would rubber-stamp the asset freeze. Then render the guy off ukranian sidewalk and have him turn up at Gitmo, not to be released until he tells every bit he knows about electronic banking security and its shortcomings in the USA. Use the info to strenghten systems. If non-cooperative, let the shark have a good dinner.

    God bless America and please stop whining about the rights of godless communists turned crooks!

  12. Re:Yes but... by Kamokazi on U of MI Produces Strongest Laser Ever · · Score: 1

    You're on the right track, but while we're in there splicing genes, let's make them amphibious and cross them with bears. Then they can be Mutated Godless Killing Machines with Frickin' Laser Beams on their heads.

  13. Re:Insanity by MightyMartian on Muslim Groups Attempt to Censor Wikipedia · · Score: 1

    I'll grant you the USSR was fundamentally atheist, but the Nazis certainly were not. Hitler's speeches were littered with references to God and the Bible. Hell, the Nazis went around parading those horrible anti-Semitic statements by Martin Luther (a good German in their books). Nazi Germany may not have met some standard of being a good Christian country, but it was overwhelmingly Christian, and whether or not Hitler believed in Christianity, he and his fellow thugs used Christian imagery and language with incredible frequency, so calling Nazi Germany "godless" is nothing more than cheap historical revisionism.

    Live with it, the Holocaust was perpetrated and carried out by Christians.

  14. Insanity by Anonymous Coward on Muslim Groups Attempt to Censor Wikipedia · · Score: 0

    For those who suggest religion is the greatest scourge to ever inflict mankind, perhaps we need to take you back just one century for some proper perspective? The two most maniacal and genocidal regimes of all the 20th century were the Nazis and the Soviet Empire of Lenin and Stalin - both of which were completely GODLESS regimes! So you only have to go back one century to realize how bunk it is when people try to lay all the problems of history at the doorstep of religion.

    Regarding the insanity of Islam, Christians should check themselves if they start getting all high and mighty about how warped Islam is as a religion. You go back through the ages and it was many a time when burning witches and inquisitions and forcing the natives to subscribe were the norm for Christianity. If you're a Christian, it's just good for you to keep that perspective, for surely we do live in a time where it's the Muslim faith that's infected with an insanity that pervades the most radical fundamentals, but there have been many times when it was Christianity which had a corner on that insanity, so every time you see one of those Muslim idiots blowing themselves up and slaughtering innocent people, don't go thinking it makes you a believer in a superior faith.

  15. Re:Ron Paul? by sumdumass on Best Presidential Candidate, Republicans · · Score: 1
    You missing the entire point. Anti abortion may be synonymous with right to life but neither is with religion or theocracies.

    And regardless of what you think, huckabee or anyone else couldn't turn the US into a theocracy without the consent of the majority of Americans backing it. Roll your alarms all you want, it just makes you look silly because you seem to miss out on basic and fundemental aspects of how the US works. It sounds like most of your position is driven by bigotry too.

    Huckabee is playing to the religious crowd, so yes, he will speak religion with them. Clinton and Obamma has done the same when addressing people in church settings. The difference between the two is that Huckabee thinks addressing them outside of church in the same ways will get him votes. It is called pandering to the audience and is nothing more then a ploy to make them feel as if your catering to them. Religious people are coming out in support for Huckabee and he panders to them. Look at Barack when he is in a primarily black neighborhood talking to an all black audience, he panders to them. No one is taking these speeches and calling him a thug or a stupid nigger, they all realize that it is pandering to them, well maybe with the exception of the crowd he is talking to. It is just politics.

    On the other hand, a specifically religious regime may be no better. Modern theocracies don't often have a diverse enough population to show us what kind of atrocities might result -- perhaps Sudan is a good indication though. That's not to say all religious regimes would do this any more than all godless regimes would imitate the atrocities of the Stalin era. But it's no guarantee of safety. A Constitutional policy of tolerance comes much closer. We need to guard very carefully against any erosion of it.

    It probably isn't any better. But in America, it can't happen. The courts will stop it first because we have this thing called the constitution and the first amendment. I think if anything, the worst you have to fear is someone in power using religion to justify some action like going to war. This has typically been where religions where in their worst throughout history but the religion falsely gets the blame for the actions people justify with religion. It is the people generally not the religion do it. And I said generally because there are some exceptions years ago.

    Again, it's not necessarily what he's actually going to be able to do, although if as president (unlikely now) he ever gets a Congress as compliant as the one Bush had to work with for 6 years the sky's the limit. That was frankly disastrous. I suggest you give John Dean's books a read if you don't yet appreciate just how disastrous it was. To use your metaphor, Bush did "walk through walls" in several areas, although the way had been well-prepared for him. A theocratic political disaster is no more savory than one that's power-hungry for merely power's sake.

    Well, there are some problems when the congress has to appease the president and there was a lot of problems. The biggest one was the attacks opponents were hurling at the president. Standing up to him would weaken and probable make those attack more effective. In fact, there are more problems with the 6 years of controlling the congress and executive branches of government the we can discuss right here. I would say the biggest impact in shaping the issues is that Bush isn't a conservative, he was a middle man who originally ran as being so far to the middle, he was a uniter not a divider. But a lot of backbone in the congress was pulled out and tossed over a hill when the constant barrage of attacks came in. But even with all the Bush has done while in office, nothing negetive as in illegal or against the constitution has been aided by the specifics of republican control of the congress. The idea of Huckabee or anyone else turning the government from a republic to a theocracy is ridiculous at best and fear mongering at w

  16. Re:Ron Paul? by CaptainCarrot on Best Presidential Candidate, Republicans · · Score: 1

    Well, that's clever reasoning but in this case you know it isn't true. "Right-to-life" is a codeword for anti-abortion. If the phrase really meant what it said it would suggest opposition to the death penalty as well, but the "Christian right" tends to support it. They believe life begins at conception because they do think God said so.

    You really need to look up what Huckabee's been saying in these matters. It's hardly limited to that one speech to that one group. He's been running on his religion, and asking his co-religionists to vote for him for that reason. He's free to do so of course, but I think anyone not sharing his views would be right to be disturbed.

    Any genuinely religious person is going to work within the moral framework that religion provides. That's only to be expected. Running on a platform of pushing a set of your religious views into law is a different matter entirely.

    I'm well aware of the dangers of putting the Godless in charge. I'm Eastern Orthodox, and most of the persecution I mentioned was at the hands of the Soviet government. Commemoration of the martyrs of that regime don't even mention it by name; it's called the "Godless Authority". On the other hand, a specifically religious regime may be no better. Modern theocracies don't often have a diverse enough population to show us what kind of atrocities might result -- perhaps Sudan is a good indication though. That's not to say all religious regimes would do this any more than all godless regimes would imitate the atrocities of the Stalin era. But it's no guarantee of safety. A Constitutional policy of tolerance comes much closer. We need to guard very carefully against any erosion of it.

    Again, it's not necessarily what he's actually going to be able to do, although if as president (unlikely now) he ever gets a Congress as compliant as the one Bush had to work with for 6 years the sky's the limit. That was frankly disastrous. I suggest you give John Dean's books a read if you don't yet appreciate just how disastrous it was. To use your metaphor, Bush did "walk through walls" in several areas, although the way had been well-prepared for him. A theocratic political disaster is no more savory than one that's power-hungry for merely power's sake.

  17. Re:Ron Paul? by sumdumass on Best Presidential Candidate, Republicans · · Score: 1

    In the context of right to life, you could clearly support it for reasons other then religious boundaries. It is silly to take something off the table simply because a group of people who goto a church and agree on the same things are associated with it. The same church believe in not murdering anyone, should we eradicate the influence of the Christian religion and make it legal to murder people? I think not and I even think you would agree that is even more of a silly idea.

    Regardless of an association or how they have persecuted you and/or your kind, you have to look at the situation and derive the reasonings behind it. Saying GOD said so isn't an honest reason being put forth. Saying life starts with conception and all human life should be protected is. Saying you should protect human life because it's gods way, is how I was able to patch the murder scenario on to it above. And I think you even admitted the context of what he was saying was when he was talking to a specific group of people about a specific topic.

    The fact of life is that there will always be actions that for to some groups agenda. Why? Because groups of people are generally not stupid. If it is a good idea, then several groups of people will have though of it, about it, or considered the effects of it. Even if the religion whack jobs are behind it, there could be a lot of people that isn't supporting it because of the religion. I don't know what church your a member of that has been screwed so bad, but I would hope that whoever we elect, even if it was a member of your church, would pull from their spiritual side of things in guidance to doing their jobs. You don't really want to see a godless world run by godless people. I can guarantee that anyone getting to a high governmental offices claiming that they don't believe in a god or never have and the idea of a god or religion has never shaped their judgment is lieing for some ulterior reasons. At least with Huckabee, it is out in the open and almost anything he does to act on the association with religion would need to be approved by at least 50 senators and 200 some congressmen. And even if that happens, it can be changed later by having a court over turn it on constitutionality grounds, electing other people to office, or an armed revolution. I mean think about this, your in a locked room with the only key thinking someone is going to walk through the walls.

  18. Well actually... by Anonymous Coward on The Dungeons and Dragons Fourth Edition Preview Books · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Are you -crazy-? Paladins are probably the most powerful class in DnD! Oft ridiculed for being the choice of people wanting to play "easymode", both RP and combat-wise

    Uh... I hate to tell you this, but paladins *are* one of the weakest classes, statistically. While you're right that they're very easy mechanically to play, there's just no end-game benefit to them.

    The druid and cleric are by far the best classes in the game, combining strong melee with decent to strong spellcasting. But let us examine the paladin in detail:

    Full base attack bonus, great saves, large hit die. Sounds fantastic. Throw in some limited healing and smite evil, and it sounds pretty great. But, lets take it level by level.

    For the first 4-5 levels, you're a below fighter, though above most casting classes, as martial classes are strong in this range. Sure, you have great saves and some limited healing, but needing to split your stats to have strong cha and wis too means that your con will be lower than the fighter's, so your healing just makes up for lower hp. Furthermore, at that level, adding your level to damage once a day isn't that great, as in DnD you are supposed to have 4 encounters per day. The fighter, meanwhile, is getting his way up to power attack, cleave, weapon focus, and weapon specialisation in this range. that's +4 to damage (if he power attacks with his 1 point of weapon focus) on *every attack*, which is what the paladin gets to add once. Sure, the paladin is slightly more accurate on that one hit, adding his cha to attack, but that just doesn't stack up.

    Move on from there to the sweet spot, level 6-13. At this point, the casters start coming into their own. The clerics are getting their protections from evil, their searing lights, and all that jazz. The druids are getting into wild shape, turning into something that can beat you in a straight fight, while still having spellcasting on their side. The sorcerer is getting fireball. At this point, the fighter is probably hunting a prestige class, but is not yet feeling the hurt of the martial character. If he multiclasses well, he can keep par in power with the casters. Not so for the paladin. Sure, his smite is up to doing a decent amount of damage. Hey, he can even use it almost once per encounter. His healing is starting to get useful, but the cleric pretty much has that covered. More and more, he's hurting for feats as the fighter's build is nearing completion, and he still has just 3-4 feats to his name, leaving him to power attack with a greatsword, at best, for an average of maybe 15 damage or so (7 from the weapon, 4 from strength, 4 from a decent power attack), and probably 33 smiting (8 more from power attack, he's going to throw the cha in there, and another 10 from level), something that the wizard at this point can reliable get out of scorching ray, a second level spell. The fighter isn't doing much better, but at least with his huge number of feats, he's probably doing something cool. Leap attacks, maybe, which increases his power attack multiplier to x3, letting him do a lot more damage for the effort.

    Then, you leave the sweet spot. The casters are so far beyond the melee characters that most of them feel useless, except occasionally the fighter, who may have found the right prestige classes to be exquisitely optimized into some sort of godless killing machine. Not so for the paladin, who would need to spare one of his precious few feats to multiclass, and even still, it'd kill his two big class features. His smite looks less and less relevant with each passing level as the monsters get exponentially tougher, gaining 10-20 hit points for each 1 extra damage he can do. That healing of his is starting to make him harder to kill than the fighter, but he can't back it up enough damage for it to ever really come up.

    Over all, the paladin is crippled by having his special abilities have the per day usage issues of high-end spellcasting, but at a power level that puts it below or on

  19. Cable cuts by Anonymous Coward on Fourth Undersea Cable Taken Offline In Less Than a Week · · Score: 0

    It wouldn't surprise that some radical muzzy group was doing it. They are going to protect the Islamic world from the evil influences of the godless, heathen internet of the western world.

  20. Re:No open source voting? by Tony+Hoyle on Open Source Electronic Voting Progress Limited · · Score: 1

    I always thought it was something like:


    while(1) {
    if(lever==REPUBLICAN) republican++;
    if(lever==DEMOCRATIC) democratic++;
    total=republican+democratic;
    cout << "Republicans: " << (total*0.51) << " " << "Godless, pussy liberals: " << (total*0.49) << end;
    }