USPTO Awards LOL Patent To IBM
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The Best Job In the World Takes a Wrong Turn
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Funeral Home Offers Drunk Drivers a Free Burial
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Test New Diarrhea Drug and Get a Free Trip to Mexico
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Couple Stranded 3 Days After GPS Leads Them Astray
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Thief Steals $40K in Cheesecakes
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Times Square Shredder Offers Good Riddance to 2009
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Porsche Launches £328 Sled
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No Smoking Prison Sparks Drop In Crime
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Racist Facial Recognition Software
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Priest Tells Poor To Shoplift
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Suicide Bomber Threatens to Blow Up Restaurant With Sausage
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Mother Calls 911 to Stop Son Playing Video Game
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· from the wait-until-the-police-get-home dept.
· 48 comments
Boeing 767 Simulator In a Bedroom
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· from the flying-away-without-leaving-your-bed dept.
· 13 comments
D.C. Detective Pulls Gun At Snowball Fight
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· from the bringing-a-pistol-to-a-snow-fight dept.
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Court Pulls Insurance Award In Sex Accident Claim
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Holy See Declares a "Unique Copyright" On the Pope
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Ohio Eatery Offers Discount For Sandwich Tattoos
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· from the I-don't-need-a-menu dept.
· 6 comments
Smuggler-Proof Toilets Come To Canadian Prisons
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· from the lets-see-what-you-got-there dept.
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Indian Sect Members Vow To Marry Sex Workers
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· from the marry-a-prostitute-day dept.
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Monkey Bruce Lee Bests His Master
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Driver Gets Stuck On Cruise Control
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Weightlifter Unexpectedly Gives Birth While Training
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Italy Investigates Pasta Makers Over Price-Fixing
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· from the all-your-bucatini-are-belong-to-us dept.
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Bed Jumping Banned
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