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Lamprey Cells Drive Robot

xmatt writes: "Eurekalert has a story posted from New Scientist about connecting neural material from a lamprey to light sensors and a cybernetic "body" made of two wheels and circuit board. Steve Grand, a expert in artificial life with Cyberlife Research in Somerset, describes the work as "laudably perverse" and likely to bring the world of cyborgs one step closer."

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  1. old news by geekpress · · Score: 1

    This is old news! It was up on GeekPress yesterday afternoon! Still, it is pretty cool, even if horribly outdated by about 36 hours. :-)

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    1. Re:old news by Protocull · · Score: 1

      It was in the UK papers on Thursday, which means they got hold of it on Wednesday. And finally it crawls on to /. on Friday. Disappointing!

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    2. Re:old news by Ozzy · · Score: 1

      I hardly think that 36 hours means life or death with this story. Slashdot isn't in a race with any other sites...find something useful to gripe about.

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  2. Something I found a bit peculiar.... by Manaz · · Score: 2

    Most of you probably remember the robot insect that was made a few years ago now, it's actions were controlled by an artificial neural net.

    This insect had been programmed with basic functions - and in reaction to certain stimuli, it would act in a particular way.

    One thing it was programmed to do was to run away from light, and to hide in dark places. Without re-programming, it would ALWAYS run away from a light source...

    Why does this new robot have 2 different reactions to light? In one instance, it runs away from the light, in another it follows it - to me, that's peculiar - and sounds more like programming than simple basic reactions to a stimuli....

    1. Re:Something I found a bit peculiar.... by Steeltoe · · Score: 2

      A "simple reaction to stimuli" is probably defined as more than just a simple IF-ELSE. Neural nets are perfectly capable of being conditioned to much more complex reaction-patterns. Although, the most sophisticated use of just one neural net is probably that -- pattern matching. However, you can build a logical network of neural nets helped by actual code to reach higher goals. This is extremely difficult and unprediactable though, since neural nets have to be configured in a specific way to do specific jobs done at all. IOW, there's no guarantee that a neural net will converge just by "setting one or a dozen up", without thought.

      Another thing is that with a neural net, it can constantly "improve itself" if you wish. Or unlearn things once your program discovers that feature was not wanted anyway. All this can be automated, but it's not easy to work with classical neural nets. And it's expensive CPU-wise if you're not relying on AI-hardware.

      - Steeltoe

    2. Re:Something I found a bit peculiar.... by dingbat_hp · · Score: 1

      This insect had been programmed with basic functions - and in reaction to certain stimuli, it would act in a particular way.

      So, the Kevin Warwick emulator is clearly proceeding well.

      NewSci article on cyborgia ? - Run straight towards it!
      Transponder activated catflap ? - In you go !

  3. Interesting... by chuckw · · Score: 4

    I find this very interesting especially from the standpoint of the animal's reaction to increased abilities. It has long been shown that animals react differently when pulled out of their native habitat. Perhaps you could turn a non-agressive animal into an agressive one if it suddenly "realized" that it no longer had to be afraid of what once were it's natural enemies. Instincts run deep though.

    I suppose the true reason for doing something like this is to augment the natural abilities of a naturally occuring animal. Are there any special abilities a Lamprey has that would be useful if augmented?

    -Chuck

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    1. Re:Interesting... by radja · · Score: 2

      > Are there any special abilities a Lamprey has that would be useful if augmented?

      not really I think.. The lamprey is one of the most primitive species of fish, they're older than sharks if I remember correctly. they don't do much, except squiggle around, eating dead stuff. Still this probably worked because the things are so primitive. unfortunately the story itself seems slashdotted at the moment.. :(

      //rdj

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    2. Re:Interesting... by GypC · · Score: 2

      Actually, lampreys attach themselves to live fish and suck on them until they're dead.

      "Free your mind and your ass will follow"

    3. Re:Interesting... by GypC · · Score: 2

      They suck really good.

      I suppose there is a market for ahem that kind of robot.

      You set me up, you bitch.

      "Free your mind and your ass will follow"

    4. Re:Interesting... by Protocull · · Score: 1

      Funny, why does that make me think of Microsoft?

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    5. Re:Interesting... by radja · · Score: 2

      It shouldn't. Lampreys have proved to be a stable life-form for millions of years...

      //rdj

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    6. Re:Interesting... by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 2

      It's either lampreys or hagfish that bite a hole in larger fish, squiggle inside their guts and eat the live prey from the inside. That's the kind of gentle creature we really need to give cybernetic enhancements to.

      -B

    7. Re:Interesting... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      At the risk of being branded -1 perverse, does anyone know a dentist willing to remove all of a lamprey's teeth?

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  4. Re:This is a disgrace by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

    > When will people realise that only through accepting the love of Our Lord into their hearts can they be truly happy?

    And what do lamprey-based cyborgs need to accept into their hearts to be truly happy? The Bubbles of Jaques Costeau's Aqualung?

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  5. Laugh while you can monkey-boy by HalfFlat · · Score: 1

    You can mock us now! But we will have the last laugh when with the aid of our robotic lamprey servents, we take over the world!

  6. Re:This is a disgrace by muldrake · · Score: 1

    How can these so-called "scientists" live with themselves after creating something that is this much of a blasphemy against God and nature?

    Never mind that.

    How about a Beowulf cluster of these?

    (Dodges shower of debris.)

  7. Lamprey with wheels by luckykaa · · Score: 1

    What I find interesting is the comment "[the robot] couldn't look less like a lamprey". A brain designed for controlling a fish was quite adequate for controlling wheels. Doesn't this suggest that virtually anything could be controlled like this? At last a neurally controlled TV so I don't have to lift one of those heavy remote controls!

    1. Re:Lamprey with wheels by / · · Score: 3

      Never mind controling the tv. Lampreys are being used right now as we speak in the very same survey groups that are bringing you MTV's summer and fall lineups. It turns out they have similar brain capacities as the normal viewership but are cheaper to house and feed and only rarely eat their handlers.

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  8. Re:This is a disgrace by Jon+Erikson · · Score: 1

    Your mocking tone is understandable, you, like many others have been brainwashed by the atheistic cult that controls education, and their empty lies have been fed to you for many years. However, surely even you can see the truth of what I am saying?


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  9. But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3
    What really matters is not that the lamprey was connected to some electronics, but whether or not this robot exhibited lamprey-like behavior. That is, did it have the same kind of response it would have to light? Or is there a major malfunction in the 'wiring' (for lack of a better term) between the Müller cells and the machine.

    For all we know, the lamprey's Müller cells are firing frantically for no reason, and the scientists are studying nothing but behavior brought about by random, non-systematic firings of detached brain cells.

    1. Re:But... by Shadox+Tsurien · · Score: 1

      According to the article, it displayed advanced behaviors such as avoiding light, following light, and moving in a circle. So I'd guess some parts of the brain are still functioning.

    2. Re:But... by Spasemunki · · Score: 2

      I would have liked to have seen some information about what triggered the different behaviours in response to the light. It is a little odd to respond to the same stimuli three different ways, especially with such a small selection of nerve tissue. What was the frequency of response, and in which manner? Without that sort of information, the sophisticated behaviour could be nothing more than a neuron misfiring, the cybernetic equivalent of a post-mortem twitch. I've seen fish swim with their heads cut off and their guts and sides removed; the tailfin moves in the same complex manner it does to move a whole fish. Doesn't mean that the fish's remaining nerve cells are responding in a complex way, just that they are firing in the same manner that they usually do, and it is being interpreted by the muscalature of the fish. The same way, the lamprey cells could be random firing in response to the stimuli, and the robot body, programmed to translate the nerve impulses into motion, responds in a predetermined way. A lot more info would make this story much more useful for evaluation. Still, whatever the details, it is interesting as a sort of "proof of concept".

    3. Re:But... by moore234 · · Score: 1
      No, I'd say what really matters here is what we are getting ourselves into. I think that quite a few folks, including myself on occasion, have lost sight of the fact that just because we *can* do something doesn't mean that we *ought* to do it. I include combining animals and computers for technological adventure.

      Please read "Computer Power and Human Reason : From Judgement to Calculation" by Joseph Weizenbaum for a more fully developed explication of this viewpoint.

      Dan

  10. Re:This is a disgrace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    Yea, and we'll all go back to being religious and talking about the Lord and all that. Then we will disagree at somepoint about something that someother religion says, and then something in us will stir. Creataing a war. Probably then we will be looking for better and easier ways to defeat the nay sayers and people that do no agree with us. Ahhh yes, inner peace if you believe in the lord... certian death at the believer's hands if you do not believe.

    Sounds like a great idea there cheif.

    Now really, by using a computer you are just a hypocryt. A computer is a device made from this same technology and science advancements as what you are saying is wrong with the world.

    We need not people to tell everyone else that they are wrong, we need people to do what they want to do and shut up about it. If that's what people really want then they will join you. If not, don't waste your time trying to get people to see your point when they already had the chance and didn't want it.

    The lord, so some say, gave us the freedom of choice. A gift, if you will, to make choices and decisions on our own. Some say that if you are given a gift from the lord that you should use it to it's fullest extent. For if you don't, you will be, for lack of a better term, in deep shit.

    Well the idea that we wish to improve ourselves and research and design things, is in and of itself a way of useing this "gift" the lord has, supposedly, given to us.

    So... you are not actually saying anything. Your words mean nothing.

  11. Fishbots by Samedi1971 · · Score: 5

    What I'm wondering is how soon can I get a copy of the new Lego Mindstorms "Lamprey" kit, and will I have to supply my own fish nerves?

    1. Re:Fishbots by Fesh · · Score: 1
      "They're made from manta ray hides, cost about a thousand bucks a pair."
      "You mean they're fish boots?"

      Sorry... Just had to throw that in. Suicide Kings, folks... The only movie I know of that stars both Dennis Leary and Christopher Walken.


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  12. Sign me up! by xpurple · · Score: 1

    When this becomes availble for human use, I want it. Who cares about having a body? I just want to be put into a big computer. Of course it would be mounted in a hummer type vechicle so I could move about. Wireless internet. The whole shabang.

    I'll pay good money to rid myself of a body ;)

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    1. Re:Sign me up! by luckykaa · · Score: 1

      I can give you a super enhanced cyborg body.

      One thing though. I can't sell it to you. You have to lease it. And my organisation is allowed to repossess it at any time.

    2. Re:Sign me up! by Alex+Belits · · Score: 2

      We thought, you are moving your company to Canada, not UK...

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    3. Re:Sign me up! by xpurple · · Score: 1

      Exactly ;)

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  13. Re:This is a disgrace by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2

    > you, like many others have been brainwashed by the atheistic cult that controls education

    Actually, I went through a school system that was rife with prayers and other attempts to brainwash us toward an irrational system of beliefs.

    > However, surely even you can see the truth of what I am saying?

    Frankly, I think the truth is that you're trolling. (Yes, I've read the Trolls Guide to Slashdot, and your post follows the advice to a 't'.) But I'm always more than happy to go along with a troll for the sake of a joke.

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  14. This Could Be Bad.. by FraggleMI · · Score: 2

    Now we just need to add cells from bill gates and watch them asexually spawm demons from hell and take over the earth! Then again, we can just continue the cloning of Natalie Portman.

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  15. Re:This is a disgrace by cs0nro · · Score: 1

    How did I guess that something would post some bait !. Oh yeah, think about how many wars have NOT had major religious input. Tho shalt not kill, except anybody who's different. This means YOU.

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  16. This isn't a disgrace by SweenyTod · · Score: 1

    It's one of the more sucessful trolls I've seen for a while.

    Look at all those people biting!

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  17. Re:This is a disgrace by webstarr · · Score: 1

    1. blasphemy is only valid for people believing in god, if god is no entity in your view of the world how can blasphemy ? 2. ai is no upcoming pseudo-science. lady ada herself has been thinking about thinking machines. and the results of ai are all around since more than 20 years .. prolog, fuzzy logic neural networks aso. 3. the place of "the lord" in our society has allready been taken by capitalism ... the lord itself has taken the place of a whole set of gods, these gods have taken the place of our ancestors and any authority takes the place of our parents, psychologically spoken. 4. generalizacions like THE SCIENTISTS and THE LIBERALS are a very good sign for discriminatory thinking and a need for authority ... personally i guess you need psychological help - but then a lot of people would ? 4. i don't know where you found the word DETEMINISTIC, i guess you mean DETERMINISTIC - and that's somthing introduced by religion/katholicism ... my advice: relax and read ...

  18. Moral implications by streetlawyer · · Score: 3
    Are the gains to science from this really so large as to justify the cutting up of a living animal? I don't really find anything "laudably perverse" in taking a knife to the living tissue of another creature. You might say I'm over-reacting, and that it's "only" a lamprey. But there's something about this story that doesn't make me want to trust these people. "Laudably perverse", as a judgement on the death of a creature doesn't suggest much respect for life, does it? Children who torture flies grow up to torture dogs, and later, people. How long will it be before these people decide that for their research they need a cat? a monkey? a baby? I just don't want to trust them unless they are strictly regulated, and unless they are subject ot democratic control including the power for elected representatives to close down all research in this field forever

    Oh go on then, flame away. But there are millions of us "trolls" who care about animal cruelty, and if you want to maintain a freindly climate toward scientists, you'll need to respect us.

    1. Re:Moral implications by Shadox+Tsurien · · Score: 3

      You know, we kill way more fish every year to eat, and we sacrifice far more animals to science. This really is insignificant in terms of deaths; one fishing trip and I can do better. And monkeys can and have been used for much nastier research than this before.

      And as for torture, the lamprey was under full anesthesia.

      When it comes to preventing death or pain, you could focus on all the human tragedies going on in third world countries (Sierra Leon(sp?) for an example.) Worrying about one fish is, quite frankly, overreacting.

    2. Re:Moral implications by IAmSancho · · Score: 1

      Hey, I tortured and killed flies when I was little! I think I turned out pretty well (except for that dog I, uh, decapitated last week).

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    3. Re:Moral implications by Protocull · · Score: 1

      It wasn't a human ear. It was a plastic shape injected with human cells grafted on to a mouse's back. One of the biggest dangers for science is knee-jerk, lazy journalism that is more interested in sensational headlines that hard facts. Because facts are hard sometimes, and most people can't be bothered to discover more about them. But as Aristotle said, "The unexplored life is not worth living."

      a rather risque side of mother nature
      We ARE mother nature, nature made us and we must do what we are impelled to do, just as lions kill gazelles and ants exploit aphids. That's the way that mother nature (or God, take your pick of higher authorities to blame) made us.

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    4. Re:Moral implications by streetlawyer · · Score: 2
      We ARE mother nature, nature made us and we must do what we are impelled to do

      As a defence of scientific research, this suffers from the fairly serious flaw that it also works as a defence of banning scientific research if that's what we feel "impelled to do"

    5. Re:Moral implications by ansa · · Score: 2

      I think that if you lost an arm or a leg after an accident, you'd appreciate any effort made to connect neurons to electronic devices to create fully functional prosthesis, no matter how many lampreys were harmed to reach this goal...

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    6. Re:Moral implications by Protocull · · Score: 1

      Yes, and on thinking about it, it also justifies much nastiness, agression etc etc. So I retract.

      What I was trying to say was that it is ridiculous to try to separate us from "Mother Nature", when we too are part of nature, good or bad. However we do seem to have a moral imperative wired in, which is what this whole discussion has begun to be about. So I'd rather hear arguments that appeal to our intrinsic morality rather than some obeisance necessary to a spurious "other" such as Mother Nature or God. It's time we took responsibilities for ourselves and not look to Mummy or Daddy for approval.

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    7. Re:Moral implications by Ella+the+Cat · · Score: 2

      My post is anecdotal because I don't know how it got into my mind or where it came from and i can't give a reference, I'd appreciate it if anyone knows more.

      It seems that operations to cure a squint in children used to be done several months or years after birth, until someone did an experiment on some kittens (shudder). Point is, they proved that it really was essential to fix the squint almost straight after birth and many children benefit.

      I'm agreeing with you btw, just thought I'd lob this story in as an example of where the border between good and evil lies - for me. If I've unwittingly perpetuated a myth, I'm sorry.

    8. Re:Moral implications by JKR · · Score: 1
      Well, one could argue that the lamprey isn't "dead", since they removed the entire brain stem; I don't know whether that makes it better or worse.

      unless they are subject ot democratic control including the power for elected representatives to close down all research in this field forever

      Are you really saying you want politicians to have the power of life or death over research? Might I remind you where the driving force behind the Manhatten Project came from? Hint: it wasn't from Bohr, Rutherford et al.

    9. Re:Moral implications by streetlawyer · · Score: 1
      Are you really saying you want politicians to have the power of life or death over research? Might I remind you where the driving force behind the Manhatten Project came from? Hint: it wasn't from Bohr, Rutherford et al.

      Exactly. The scientists involved would not have devoted their energies to the vital and praiseworthy project of winning the Second World War against the forces of Authoritarian Socialism, without the benign hand of democratic government reminding them that while the structure of DNA might be terribly interesting to sit and ponder, the public demanded nuclear weapons. The public was right, as it always was, and as it will be in the case of genetically-modified lampreys.

    10. Re:Moral implications by Kintanon · · Score: 2

      Are the gains to science from this really so large as to justify the cutting up of a living animal? I don't really find anything "laudably perverse" in taking a knife to the living tissue of another creature. You might say I'm over-reacting, and that it's "only" a lamprey. But there's something about this story that doesn't make me want to trust these people. "Laudably perverse", as a judgement on the death of a creature doesn't suggest much respect for life, does it? Children who torture flies grow up to torture dogs, and later, people. How long will it be before these people decide that for their research they need a cat? a monkey? a baby? I just don't want to trust them unless they are strictly regulated, and unless they are subject ot democratic control including the power for elected representatives to close down all research in this field forever
      Oh go on then, flame away. But there are millions of us "trolls" who care about animal cruelty, and if you want to maintain a freindly climate toward scientists, you'll need to respect us.


      Well, guess what, I don't really care if they do try it out on humans. Once they get it working reliably on a Lamprey they SHOULD move up to something more complex, ideally they should replicate the natural body of the creature as best as possible. And once they've figured it out to a sufficiently advanced level they can try it on me. I've always wanted an Immortal Robot Body to hang out in....
      Animal Cruelty takes a back seat to pretty much everything in my mind. If it serves a purpose then go for it. Animal cruelty for personal amusement I disapprove of. This isn't a flame, it's a different point of view, and you aren't a troll, you just happen to have a view that is counter to a lot of other slashdotters.

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    11. Re:Moral implications by tspilman · · Score: 1

      "Children who torture flies grow up to torture dogs, and later, people."

      I tortured flies and grasshoppers as a child an have yet to torture dogs or people. Insects are very different from people and household pets you see.

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    12. Re:Moral implications by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      And as for torture, the lamprey was under full anesthesia.

      I'm just trying to picture them putting a little mask on a lamprey while it's squirming around. "Don't take my brain! Don't take my brain!"

      When it comes to preventing death or pain, you could focus on all the human tragedies going on in third world countries (Sierra Leon(sp?) for an example.) Worrying about one fish is, quite frankly, overreacting.

      Well, remember, to some people, all life is sacred, unless it's a plant, in which case since it has no brain, it's okay to eat it.

      ...and he brought me into a vast farm land of our own midwest
      And as we descended cries of impending doom rose from the soil.
      One thousand NAY, a million voices full of fear, and terror possessed me then.
      And I begged, angel of the lord, what are these tortured screams
      And the angel said unto me, THESE ARE THE CRIES OF THE CARROTS.
      You SEE Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day, and to them IT IS THE HOLOCAUST

      In any case, I didn't come here to start a fight. My point was that to some people, anything living that isn't a plant is sacred. Mind you, if someone actually eats animals, I don't want to hear anything out of them about the cruelty of using animals as test subjects. Is it more wrong to kill an animal and consume its dead flesh, or to kill an animal in the process of making the world safer for humanity? You could go either way on that one, but I think they're basically at the same level -- both of them are animals dying for human welfare.

      Of course, you CAN get all necessary nutrition out of plant matter, provided you eat the right stuff, and take supplments (or eat your weight in veggies every day, bleah. Vegetarian is an ancient word for "Lousy Hunter".) So actually, eating animal flesh is just animals dying for our pleasure.

      I think I'll go to outback for dinner and have a 20oz. porterhouse.

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    13. Re:Moral implications by Tycho · · Score: 1

      Well lets see first of all the lamprey probably wasn't much more intelligent or as conscious than the computer sitting beside you. Are you going to tell me that since it is bad to kill a lamprey it is cruel to turn off a computer? The lamprey isn't intelligent, sure it can feel pain, but your computer would feel a version of pain if you yanked out a DIMM or hooked a flyback transformer from a monitor to the back of your motherboard.
      In any case it is a lamprey, which is an exotic species, a pest that plagues many rivers in the Midwest.

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    14. Re:Moral implications by ralphclark · · Score: 2

      Children who torture flies grow up to torture
      dogs, and later, people.</i>
      <p>
      Bullshit, you're making this up. I used to pull the legs off of bugs when I was a toddler. But except for two occasions when I've had to kill a mortally injured cat to end its suffering, I've never hurt an animal. And I don't torture people either. I think this is rather more typical than the scenario you suggest.

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      Thought exists only as an abstraction

  19. Arthur C. Clarke, you were right... by robbo42 · · Score: 4
    Chapter 37: The Star Gate, plundered from 2001: A Space Odyssey:

    ...And now, out among the stars, evolution was driving towards new goals. The first explorers of Earth had long since come to the limits of flesh and blood; as soon as their machines were better than their bodies, it was time to move. First their brain, then their thoughts alone, they transferred into shining new homes of metal and plastic.
    In these, they roamed among the stars. They no longer built spaceships. They were spaceships.

    Not to be too evangelical about this; I don't for a moment believe that this is a Good Thing (tm). Just interesting to note that once again, A.C.C. manages to semi-predict the future.

    As horrid as the thought is (to me anyway), I believe that it is a matter of time before we discard these bodies of flesh for "shining new homes of metal and plastic".

    I, for one, am not religious, and quite frankly would rather not get caught up in any religious debates... so don't confuse me as being a religious zealot. Would you trust a machine with your brain? Not me.

    This is a good topic for a discussion on ethics. Sure, a body better than the one I have would be nice for some things - but we're playing $DEITY in a big way here; I think that we have to be very careful what we do. Science, I feel, is becoming too advanced for it's own good.

    My $0.02...

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    1. Re:Arthur C. Clarke, you were right... by Blancmange · · Score: 2
      robbo42 wrote:
      As horrid as the thought is (to me anyway), I believe that it is a matter of time before we discard these bodies of flesh for "shining new homes of metal and plastic"

      I think any artificial body for which sex is not its primary function is doomed to be a marketing failure.

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    2. Re:Arthur C. Clarke, you were right... by Protocull · · Score: 1

      Would you trust a machine with your brain? Not me.
      I can barely trust myself with my brain. And I'd love not to suffer all the pain and misfortune that flesh is heir to. Especially menstruation - what a bore that is.

      Science, I feel, is becoming too advanced for it's own good
      There has never been a time in human civilisation when someone hasn't been saying that science is (a) going too fast or (b) is too advanced for its own good. At what point would you like it to have been stopped? And if we stop it now, what implications does that have for me when I have trouble conceiving because I spent too long messing about with computers, and not enough time making myself pretty and learning how to cook? I'm all for IVF, but that too was considered "playing God" and "too advanced" before it became mainstream.

      We spend a huge amount of time/effort/money just coping with our inefficient bodies. And wouldn't it be great to, say, turn up the amplification on pleasure, and consign pain to the trash can?

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    3. Re:Arthur C. Clarke, you were right... by Steeltoe · · Score: 1

      What scares the hell out of me is wether our brains are gonna be downloaded into Microsoft Windows 2999. Just imagine the spectacular genocide at 3000 AC....

      Seriously though, I don't see anything wrong in replacing bodyparts with mechanical ones, if we're truly aware of its implications. Especially for medical reasons. However, it should be a natural evolution to plastic, not just means for escaping our flesh. We've got enough complexes about our body, I'm sure we can't escape it that easily. (Got small breasts? Get a breast-job! All your problems are over! Yeehaw!)

      Also, we should be aware that we'd lose our humanity. We litteraly become machines. That may sound fascinating to many geeks out there, but it's ain't that much glory to it. (Picture a nuke from outer space EMPing us to virtual hell if you like, or.. corrodation)

      - Steeltoe

    4. Re:Arthur C. Clarke, you were right... by thantos · · Score: 5

      "... too advanced for its own good."

      While it might amuse you to know that I suspect the watchers while fire was first harnessed were thinking the same thing, I'd counter that, if anything, such a Luddite attitude is actually pretty insulting to at least some of us out here working to try and make human existance better, healthier, and more whole. Perhaps science is moving too fast for your ability (or even the masses' ability) to readily forcast new developments' impacts. Perhaps the act of research is creating new methods and approaches, entire suites of understanding, that require humanity to develop new social structures and mores. Perhaps, just perhaps, the flaw is not in science moving too swiftly, but in individuals being too foolish and reactionary to follow suit.

      One of the primary motivations and goals of science is the pressure it places on society to grow, adapt, and change to accomodate eternally new situations and events. Without that, you might as well live in Imperial China, where scientific innovation could have gotten you beheaded (though society was 'protected' for thousands of years at a stretch). Perhaps you are willing to exchange a little safety for the liberty afforded by new ideas, new ways of thinking, new perceptions which we are granted by the strenuous efforts of thousands of scientists. The Internet, for example, is not an inherently safe thing, but a medium of facilitation unmatched in human history (save by the telegraph, or before that, speech).

      Given the opportunity, I'd more than happily upload my personality and move into an immortal world of silver and silicon, leaving behind my useless arms, my insufficient sight, and the slowness of meat-memory. Give me a single opportunity and I'll happily exchange my left eye for an implant, my right arm for cybernetics, and my blood for nanotech-enhanced immunity to disease and wounds.

      Bring to me the future!

      In the end, it comes down to a simple axiom: Those who do not partake of the new fruits of the vine will suffer, wither, and die, while those who do, who move, who evolve, transmutate, transcend, will not. In the end, its that simple.

      I choose life.

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    5. Re:Arthur C. Clarke, you were right... by JatTDB · · Score: 1

      "as soon as their machines were better than their bodies" is the key phrase here. Clarke's not talking about the crude machines and computers we have today. By our standards, our technology is wonderfully advanced, but in the grand scheme of things we've only scratched the surface. When we can make a body that is more durable, more reliable, and more capable than our own, then I see little problem with moving over.

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    6. Re:Arthur C. Clarke, you were right... by Spider-X · · Score: 1

      The best thing about the human body is it's ability to repair itself. Humans have yet to build a machine that is capable of doing that. Anyone ever see that movie "death becomes you" ? We'd be just like those two old ladies at the end. I'm not saying that it's impossible, but we are a LONG way off, and this just appears to be one of the first steps. Ehh... who knows, maybe they can do the reverse, put a computer in a human body (Millenium Man) then you could become a cyber pimp(tm)...

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    7. Re:Arthur C. Clarke, you were right... by JKR · · Score: 1
      In the end, it comes down to a simple axiom: Those who do not partake of the new fruits of the vine will suffer, wither, and die, while those who do, who move, who evolve, transmutate, transcend, will not. In the end, its that simple.

      A little humility would be good, if indeed you are working to try and make human existance better, healthier, and more whole. Seems to be something that some people forget when looking into the dazzling light of opportunity through innovation.

      Balance in all things is good.

    8. Re:Arthur C. Clarke, you were right... by Hard_Code · · Score: 2
      One of the primary motivations and goals of science is the pressure it places on society to grow, adapt, and change to accomodate eternally new situations and events.

      That is an interesting statement. It seems to me that pressure on society is a *consequence*, not a *motivation* of science. Scientists don't sit around thinking "How can I put pressure on society?". Science is basically problem solving. Some people solve problems for specific applications (applied science). Some people solve problems out of curiosity (pure science). But I don't think anybody solves problems just *because* the solution will exert pressure on society. Pressure is a side-effect and consequence.

      Given the opportunity, I'd more than happily upload my personality and move into an immortal world of silver and silicon, leaving behind my useless arms, my insufficient sight, and the slowness of meat-memory. Give me a single opportunity and I'll happily exchange my left eye for an implant, my right arm for cybernetics, and my blood for nanotech-enhanced immunity to disease and wounds.

      Transhumanist? I was once allured by that philosophy, but after a while found it arrogant and sterile. I am a human, not a borg. Thank you, but I think I'll remain human...for whatever meat-based flaws that means I'll have to endure (oh the humanity).

      In the end, it comes down to a simple axiom: Those who do not partake of the new fruits of the vine will suffer, wither, and die, while those who do, who move, who evolve, transmutate, transcend, will not. In the end, its that simple.

      ...and they also used to sell cocaine tinctures as magic panacea elixers. Technology != progress. The two might be correlated but they are not the same. The same technology that keeps us warm and cozy, keeps us in a tense state of nuclear stalemate. The same technology that cures diseases, can wipe out just as many people.

      I choose life, but my definition of "life" is not just "living".
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    9. Re:Arthur C. Clarke, you were right... by Hard_Code · · Score: 2
      Science, I feel, is becoming too advanced for it's own good.

      Well, I think technology might be moving a bit fast. We are generating solutions for problems we don't even HAVE. I mean, REALLY, *who* needs to be a cyborg? Huh? Besides the *gee-whiz* factor, who really needs to be a cyborg? Sure, I can see perhaps giving sight to the blind, or creating better prosthetics, but is there any real reason we NEED to be wiring hardware to ourselves? So technology is moving fast, and the market is convincing us we need all this crap we really don't. How the hell many people REALLY need a pager, a cell phone, and a palm pilot? What the hell are you doing with all your time, except for *organizing* it! I mean, come on...

      I think the people creating this stuff (us) have to be careful that there is a reason to. You know, I like the computer industry. You know why? Because it is entirely self-sufficient! We create our own problems (bugs, imaginary needs) and then solve them for the pure joy of it! It's wonderful.

      Well, I have to go now because I have to debug an Apache and JServ build on AIX - so that we can write servlets - so that the HR department can write custom jsp pages - so that people can look up their employee information online (instead of, say, picking up a phone and calling a human. woohoo!).
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    10. Re:Arthur C. Clarke, you were right... by lscoughlin · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, the situation is not as simple as that... The scientists themselves are often unable to deal with their advancements, or the systems in which the advancements are made implement them in a less than wonderful way.

      Humanity and technology are inseperable, and one creates the other which effects the first... claiming luddite zealotry or it's opposite serves no purpose but to infuriate everyone.

      Change on the sort of level implied here is something that should happen at least as slowly as it is... Look out our history, every major technological break through has been followed by a massive human toll, in the forms of human abuse, war, pollution etc... Assuming that sufficiently advanced sience will solve these problems is infintile... as much as we've managed to solve any of these problems, the solution has come from human structures, planning, and understanding, not from a magical miracle invention that makes it all better.

      Sience is a discipline, and it's offspring, technology, is a tool that is historically very powerful, and very unreliable.

      New technology and it's implications have NEVER been understood before implemented by those that look to ever advancing science and technology as the new messiah... and the price has always been paid in human or environmental suffering.

      If you are the first too poor your soul into a new metal body, i wish you luck. But i won't have sympathy for you when it's discovered that something wasn't put together quite right and your brain.... crashes?

      -T

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    11. Re:Arthur C. Clarke, you were right... by Dan+Jagnow · · Score: 1

      In a way, many of us have already been cyborgs for quite a while now. Know anybody with a pacemaker? Defibrillator?

      The question is, at what point does the substitution of engineered parts for natural parts turn man into something other than man?

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    12. Re:Arthur C. Clarke, you were right... by Mawbid · · Score: 1
      [...]who really needs to be a cyborg? Sure, I can see perhaps giving sight to the blind, or creating better prosthetics, but is there any real reason we NEED to be wiring hardware to ourselves?

      Well, you just gave a real reason right there. Another reason to become a cyborg is that people might just plain want to. There's no need for body piercing, ballet, or Linux kernel hacking, yet people seem to like that stuff. Need is not the only reason to do stuff.
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    13. Re:Arthur C. Clarke, you were right... by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 2
      Besides the *gee-whiz* factor, who really needs to be a cyborg?

      Well, if the ppl who are trying to come up with ways of "growing" artificial intelligence progress as fast as the cyborgians (apologies to English majors), then it will become necessary to use cyborg technology just so we can be evolutionarily competitive with our artificial intelligence creations.

      And for those people who don't adapt themselves to the new technology? Well, they probably won't be around in a couple of generations, except maybe as "pets", or as examples of "primitive" humans.

      I would like to point out that adopting cyborg technology does NOT require that society become like the dark visions of the Borg, or any of the other common science fiction themes that everyone will become like machines - cold & emotionless - as long as our brain structures still provide support for emotion, then we'll still experience it.

    14. Re:Arthur C. Clarke, you were right... by Hard_Code · · Score: 2

      You have a point...robots might just be our future

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    15. Re:Arthur C. Clarke, you were right... by Thorgal · · Score: 1

      Hey, but your brain IS a machine.

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    16. Re:Arthur C. Clarke, you were right... by JimDabell · · Score: 1

      Transhumanist? I was once allured by that philosophy, but after a while found it arrogant and sterile. I am a human, not a borg. Thank you, but I think I'll remain human...for whatever meat-based flaws that means I'll have to endure (oh the humanity).

      So let me get this straight... you would refuse a pacemaker if you needed one?

  20. Re:This is a disgrace by AARRJJ · · Score: 1

    When God and God's love have done something good? Hundreds of years wars, sorrow and pain. These religious and narrow-minded people have done so much foolish things that only few can imagine. So why should be afraid of this progress?

  21. URL? by whm · · Score: 1

    "...blah blah blah...cyborg...blah blah blah...commercially available module...blah blah blah...connecting electronic devices such as mobile phones directly into our brains..."

    Ok, ok. Does somebody have a URL yet? My Visa card isn't holding up to the pressure.

  22. Re:This is a disgrace by GRAMMERSoft · · Score: 1
    So why should be afraid of this progress?

    Well, my sources indicate that certain individuals are planning on using cyborg lampreys to take over the world.

    I think that's ample reason to be afraid.

    HTH

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  23. First step toward cell phones wired to the brain? by Shadox+Tsurien · · Score: 2

    Cool! Telepathy!

    But I don't think I'd like to see this through the current phone companies. "Your bill is 2 months overdue. Pain centers in brain are being activated now."

  24. Re:This is a disgrace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    Your mocking tone is understandable, you, like many others have been brainwashed ...

    This message was brought to you by Cyberpreach 2.0

  25. Re:This is a disgrace by luckykaa · · Score: 1

    Well, my sources indicate that certain individuals are planning on using cyborg lampreys to take over the world.

    Never fear. I am creating a super loyal race of genetically engineered guppies.

  26. Re:This is a disgrace by GRAMMERSoft · · Score: 1

    And I am recruiting an army of mutant baboons. One can never be too careful.

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  27. Heh...now here's a touchy subject... by Vagatech · · Score: 2

    I'm quite honestly at a loss of how to think of this one.

    On the one hand you have to potentialy stagering possability for advances in the fields of artificial limbs, etc. that has a great potential to benifit humanity as a whole. The successes in creation of arificial replacment limbs has for all intents and purposes been stagnent for the last 100 years. The average artificial leg is little better then the wooden pegs used a century ago and even the state of the art is nothing more then a couple if hinges and springs. As for arms/hands there little better then a hook with the general high tech version having a closable "thumb" controlled be a cable running to a single muscle or tenden.

    On the other hand you have the huge potential for abuse of a viable technology that could be derived from this research. How long until we have people getting "jacked up" in the style of Shadowrun or Johnny Mnomonic. Can you say "Super Soldier"?


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    1. Re:Heh...now here's a touchy subject... by Protocull · · Score: 1

      Well, unfortunately there's not a lot of money or glamour in artificial limbs. Now, if more people were losing limbs and had to pay for replacements, I'm sure that a lot more R&D would get done. How many of you guys out there have the slightest interest in developing better appendages for invalids? Thought not.

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    2. Re:Heh...now here's a touchy subject... by Kintanon · · Score: 1

      Well, unfortunately there's not a lot of money or glamour in artificial limbs. Now, if more people were losing limbs and had to pay for replacements, I'm sure that a lot more R&D would get done. How many of you guys out there have the slightest interest in developing better appendages for invalids? Thought not.



      Screw the invalids! I want some for myself, now!
      The sooner the better, replace my crappy organic body with something more durable!

      Kintanon

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    3. Re:Heh...now here's a touchy subject... by nemoc · · Score: 1

      Johnny Mnomonic had what? 100 Mb? Something Like that?
      Thanks....but I'll just stick a zip-disk in my pocked for now.

    4. Re:Heh...now here's a touchy subject... by Vagatech · · Score: 1

      Johnny Mnomonic had what? 100 Mb? Something Like that?
      Thanks....but I'll just stick a zip-disk in my pocked for now.

      The reference was actualy towards the female lead as well as other charactors within the movie that had artificialy enhanced reflex's, strength, etc.


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  28. My Lord is bigger than your Lord! by Steeltoe · · Score: 1

    Prophets of secularism, what the hell is that? I've only seen it in the Troll FAQ here on /., dunno what it is though.

    Just too bad there's always some truth in every post, even yours.. Think about that.

    I hardly think you can call computers deterministic though. Just install Micros~1 software, and your problems with determinism is over.

    - Steeltoe

  29. Re:This is a disgrace by Darchmare · · Score: 3

    Sometimes I have faith in our society - when a right-wing religious zealot (whether a joke or not) is labeled 'Funny'.

    This is much preferrable to running from said zealot as he tries to strap you to a poll and light you on fire, or throws rocks at you.

    If you are a troll - Good job! If not ... Good show!

    Now, what about about those RMS clones...?

    :>

    (feeling myself being moderated to oblivian, which is okay - one must have fun you know)


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  30. Brainphone by Steeltoe · · Score: 1

    "More realistic, he says, is connecting electronic devices such as mobile phones directly into our brains."

    I sure hope they get down the radiation from cellulars before then, and put up a heavy firewall so some script kiddie won't hack into my brain!

    An even better commercial use is to put advertisement into our brain _unconsciously_! Then we wouldn't have to watch all those lengthy commercials anymore. We could live happily doing everything we want to do for free, sponsored by unconscious advertising!

    Liff sure will be great in a few years! Can hardly wait..

    - Steeltoe

    1. Re:Brainphone by earendil · · Score: 1
      "More realistic, he says, is connecting electronic devices such as mobile phones directly into our brains."

      I sure hope they get down the radiation from cellulars before then, and put up a heavy firewall so some script kiddie won't hack into my brain!

      And on that note, read/watch "Ghost in the Shell". It talks quite eloquently about the philosophy of moving your brain into cyborg bodies.
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    2. Re:Brainphone by kawlyn · · Score: 1

      ya just what I want, a high powered RF transceiver in my skull. Unfortunately I'd have to get all my metal fillings replaced with ceramic, too much interferance.

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  31. Artificial Life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If you want to find out more about Artificial Life, please visit http://alife.org, the central online resource for artificial life.

  32. Re:This is a disgrace by Doug+Neal · · Score: 1

    Grrrr. Troll or not, this is the kinda thing that really gets me going. I actually find this person's religious rantings quite offensive. If we're in the mood for expressing our views strongly, here's mine. Religion and belief in god is an irrational belief with no basis whatsoever, for weak minded people who can't accept (a) death (b) that their existence in the universe may well be a random coincidence and with no "purpose" or meaning. It is only people such as this who need a belief in god to be truly happy.

    I believe that my existence is nothing but a random but inevitable event (the universe being so huge, the existence of life is pretty much inevitable, I'd have thought). I believe that when I die I will just die. Simple as that. Once you come to terms with these two rational premises, religion and god (irrational) are redundant.

    IMHO, religion has no place in solving the world's problems (it certainly has something to do with creating them though), and certainly no place in government or education. The only true way forward is science. This research is the perfect example of the way we are trying to understand life and our existence by emulating it in technology. This is how we should rationalise our existence and make it worthwhile, by expanding our knowledge of ourselves and the universe in which we live. Not by simply inventing various deities and putting it down to themn. That's just a cop out.

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  33. Mobile phones? by Eradicat5 · · Score: 3

    "More realistic, he says, is connecting electronic devices such as mobile phones directly into our brains."

    For god's sake lads... enough with the mobile phones! Playstations, Toasters, Fridges, watches. I have a mobile phone, but only because I am running from the phone company (long story) and it was the only phone I could get without an ID (hooray, that should generate some flames). And while it is handy, yes... It is also the bane of my existence. I have a friend who is obsessed with her phone who will actually talk to her boyfriend long distance on the way to the movie theater, totally ignoring anyone she is with, and almost getting hit by cars/other pedestrians in her little phone trance.

    This is a bit of a ramble, yeah.. but does anyone else think the whole connectivity thing is going a bit far? I mean, would anyone actually want a frickin mobile phone in their head? Like I don't have enough distractions in my brain without suddenly sensing 'neural rhythms inspired by the uk's top dj's'

    IMHO, a mobile phone should be just that... a mobile phone that I can ignore/turn off/leave home/smash into a million pieces if I want to. If someone called you and you didn't want to talk to them and it was like wired into your brain, you couldn't exactly tell them 'oh sorry.. didn't get your call, my phone was dead'

    1. Re:Mobile phones? by panda · · Score: 2

      Exactly!!!

      Who wants a fscking phone in their head? I don't even answer the phones I have now unless someone tells me they're going to call at a certain time. If a call is unexpected, I let the voice mail get it. I hate telephone calls. They are annoying intruders into an already chaotic life. You want to communicate with me, try email.

      I don't think that I'd want to have my body "enhanced," though I am not opposed to getting cybernetic replacements for failing, damaged or destroyed body parts. Frankly, I'd prefer having organic replacements grown (cloned?) from my own cells. There have been some interesting strides made in that area recently. (Sorry, no references handy.) :-(

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    2. Re:Mobile phones? by eyeball · · Score: 2

      It is also the bane of my existence. I have a friend who is obsessed with her phone who will actually talk to her boyfriend long distance on the way to the movie theater, totally ignoring anyone she is with, and almost getting hit by cars/other pedestrians in her little phone trance.

      Cell phones are actually a new form of technological natural selection. Let's say people who talk on a cellphone while crossing the street run a higher risk of dieing. Now, as call phones are becoming more and more popular, they are being used by younger portions of the population. People in their 20's, College students, even high school students are using cellphones. Since they run the risk of having an accident before they actually breed, we now have a natural selection scenario. End result: we're (very slowly) breeding ourselves into a society of beings that can talk on the phone while dodging cars! Who wants to make a bet that this ends up being an olympic event by the end of the century!

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    3. Re:Mobile phones? by joelpt · · Score: 1

      Come now. You really think if we got phones in our heads we would have to take every call that came in?

      To this end, maybe it would even promote a sliver of honesty among those people who tend to tell people that they don't want to talk to, "I wasn't home," or "I wasn't by my phone," when they are in fact "by" their phone.

      I think cell phone heads are just the natural progression of the man-machine integration that has been evolving for millions of years. I agree with another poster -- the pace of society has become ludicrous -- but it is probably reasonable to expect that as technology enables us to spend more and more of our time in leisure pursuits, coonveniences such as having a direct neural connection to the Internet will become not only commonplace, but selfishly demanded by successive generations of technologically apt humans, who are not hindered by stupid old ideas of "the good old days".

      However, the idea of charge-per-minute calls from my head doesn't appeal greatly..:)

      joel

    4. Re:Mobile phones? by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 2

      I already have voices in my head - I don't need technological assistance.

      *aside* what was that? No, I don't think they'd like that.

      :)

  34. Whoa, relax by Jon+Erikson · · Score: 1

    I believe that my existence is nothing but a random but inevitable event (the universe being so huge, the existence of life is pretty much inevitable, I'd have thought). I believe that when I die I will just die. Simple as that. Once you come to terms with these two rational premises, religion and god (irrational) are redundant.

    Aah, so you believe that the ethics that comes from being a decent Christian are "redundant"? Indeed, by the tone of your post it seems that you believe that humanity has "evolved" past such abstract and obviously useless concepts.

    Now your attitude is typical of the atheistic zealot, someone who for some reason cannot abide the thought of their being any kind of religious truth. Instead of accepting that other viewpoints may be just as valid as your scientific paradigm, you instantly flame away at someone who expresses the fact that they believe in a higher power, something your precious "scientists" cannot rule out.

    Please, next time think before you post such flamebait. Unless you are the one trying to troll?


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    1. Re:Whoa, relax by SciBoy · · Score: 1
      This is the deal: Religion was invented in the past to establish a set of rules to allow people to coexist in some kind of semplance of civilization. God was introduced (sometimes gods) to explain the unexplainable and to introduce to a force higher than man to punish those that do not adhere to the religious beliefs. The upshot of this is that through time there has always been people seeking fame, fortune and power through religion (priests, kings (the faraohs said they where gods) and so on) and other people still who thought that the religion itself was the important part.

      To prove my point I will make some examples: In religions based in Persia (Iraq, Israel, the middle east) it is very important that a person gets buried in a hurry when he dies. This is of course of practical reasons, because in the warm climate a body will deteriorate and fester with bacteria quickly, which means you need to get it into the ground fast.

      These religions also dictate that eating pig-meat is forbidden. They say it is because the pig is a "filthy" animal. In fact, it is because the meat tends to become spoilt very quickly in the warm climate wich makes storing it a big problem.

      To make people follow the rules and to explain the unexplainable (of course they didn't know about bacteria in those days) they just decreed that these things where said to be so "by God".

      Throught time we have also had a lot of "prophets" who have come to the people with the "word of God". Most of these people originated in times of need, when people where being prosecuted by another religion or ethnic group. Often their teachings make huge sense and really set up a reasonable ethic base for life. "Thou shalt not kill" for example. Jesus and Mohammed are among my favourites because their general message was tolerance and moderation and the end result was intolerance and extremism.

      I am, as you might have guessed, an atheist. I was an agnostic before I started studying physics. The math and theories behind the physics I've studied through the years is advanced enough that I can conclude quite decisively that God does not exist. It is also quite reasonable if you take a look at society where notions of "God" comes from. Just the simple fact that there are a multitude of different religions should be a pointer to any reasonable person. Why is YOUR God the right one?

      Good ethics are in my opinion the basis of civilisation. Religion is just one way of enforcing good ethings (a way that has a lot of undesirable sideffects). Today we have a strong social structure in most countries to take care of people with bad ethics (criminals) which renders scare tactics such as "you're going to hell!" unneccesary.

      In short (for all you who could not read all of this): Religion has been and will always be just a vehicle for ethics. I as an atheist have strong ethics without religion, which renders it (religion) unneccesary. As for explaining the universe or the world around us, I think that is best to discover on your own. Don't accept anyone's story about this! Go make your own inquiries!

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    2. Re:Whoa, relax by Doug+Neal · · Score: 1

      Hmmmm, no, I certainly wouldn't say ethics are redundant. Sure, christianity teaches good ethics. That's fair enough. Ethics are not redundant, belief in god is. Don't get the two mixed up.

      Sorry if I gave the wrong impression. I am actually quite an open minded person, and I haven't ruled out the possibility of some kind of god existing. I suppose there's no reason why not. But, personally, I don't see any reason to assume that there is. If there is evidence to suggest it, or even prove it, I will accept that god exists, but until then I continue to believe that god is just a convenient concept that so many people seem to need to believe in to explain their existence...

      Sorry if my post comes across as flamebait but your original one did too :P Religion is something I feel pretty strongly about. Clearly, our minds work in completely different ways.

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  35. Incredible by T. · · Score: 1

    Neither insightful nor funny, I just couldn't help but share a feeling of wonder. I never expected to see this in my lifetime. That's all.

  36. Re:This is a disgrace by emB1T · · Score: 1

    You come to slashdot to raise hell about technology. You post an anti-geek comment on a geek site. A clockwork world? A clockwork world!? Where do you think the clock came from? The moon? Last time I checked: 24 hour day = rotation of earth. I hate to be the one to tell you, but the universe is smitten with math and clockwork. It's the only way things operate. I certainly wouldn't want to run OpinionOS that decides based on mood whether it wants to write my file table correctly when I'm saving my 40-page papers. If you don't dig science, you don't dig tomorrow.

  37. Re:This is a disgrace by the_other_one · · Score: 1

    Doing such experiments on a life form as high as a lamprey is unjustifiable

    They should use much lower life forms for such early experiments.

    A Microsoft Lawyer would be appropriate.

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    134340: I am not a number. I am a free planet!
  38. Damn... by Observer · · Score: 1

    ...we can't use "Lamprey-brain" as a description of a follow road-user any more.

  39. I think I'm a little bit disturbed by this by jht · · Score: 2

    Extracting a brain and spinal cord from a living creature (even if it's "only" a lamprey) in order to harvest a few cells for an experiment bothers me more than I'd like it to. It's a fascinating study in robotics, and an interesting experiment, but what about when they start trying this with mammals? Mice, chimps, dogs, cats - it's easy to start drawing that line ever closer to humans or your own pet.

    Mind you, I'm not some PETA fanatic who only wears Naugahide for leather (who cares about a few Naugas?), and I'm not inherently opposed to animal experimentation, but I think I wouldn't perform an experiment like this, regardless of how useful the information is. I wouldn't test cosmetics on animals, either - though there are definitely appropriate uses for testing drugs and other things.

    Then again, I'm just not completely sure - am I way off base in being disturbed by this?

    - -Josh Turiel

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    "2. Do not eat iPod Shuffle."
    1. Re:I think I'm a little bit disturbed by this by JKR · · Score: 1
      It's a fascinating study in robotics, and an interesting experiment, but what about when they start trying this with mammals? Mice, chimps, dogs, cats

      They already have - BBC News carried a story a while back talking about an experiment where experimenters reconstructed the images a cat sees on a monitor screen by tapping into the optic nerve.

      I don't know what I feel about this. I'm mildly opposed to animal testing of cosmetics, because I think the same effort poured into culturing human tissue samples would give much better results without the necessity to use entire animals. However, I think the Frankenstein lobby would completely veto that... It is a difficult question.

    2. Re:I think I'm a little bit disturbed by this by jht · · Score: 2

      I remember the cat experiment - it was featured here on /. at the time. I was absolutely amazed that they did it (and I think I posted a suitably witty comment here at the time), but after I got to thinking about it a little bit more I was really bothered by that one. On the one hand, it taught us a tremendous amount about how the optic system works, but they had to slice into the living brain of a cat to do so. That just doesn't work for me.

      I think, upon some reflection, that my dividing line falls somewhere in the "awareness + feeling" category. If a creature has the ability to feel pain or discomfort, then the guidelines for experimentation should be strict as hell (I would count on a code of ethics rather than regulation in a perfect world, which this most certainly is not). I would only perform experiments that have a direct relationship to saving lives, either of humans or more animals on animals that meet this criterion.

      I would not restrict things done with cell samples or "cultured" tissue - so long as the sample is obtained without harming the animal (or human) involved.

      I will still wear leather and eat meat. That, to me, gets directly into the traditional food chain, and humans were designed to be omnivorous - with (as far as I can tell), a diet of grains, fruits, and vegetables supplemented by occasional meat. Given that belief/assumption, leather is a byproduct of the process. If animals were not killed for food, I think I'd see the leather question somewhat differently.

      - -Josh Turiel

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      "2. Do not eat iPod Shuffle."
    3. Re:I think I'm a little bit disturbed by this by Eviltar · · Score: 1

      "but what about when they start trying this with mammals? Mice, chimps, dogs, cats - it's easy to start drawing that line ever closer to humans or your own pet."

      Imagine this: suppose one day some scientists came along, knocked you out, and then removed your brain. Then when you woke up, your brain was hooked up to a small, wheeled robot, and they sat around and observed how it reacted to a light source.

      I think that would suck!

      Actually, I was going to make a serious point about what the experiment would be like from your point of view, but I think I screwed up the opportunity :)

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  40. Re:This is a disgrace by Protocull · · Score: 1

    That would be brill! We are obviously sole mates. Let's get together and have a whale of a time creating powerful new trouters, then relax by diving for perls in the C. That is, until M*crosoft mussel in and we become mere prawns of big business. Others may carp, but we'll plaice our hope in innovation.

    Bream me up, Soctty!

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  41. Laws to stop this from going too far? by cmilkosky · · Score: 1

    I think that as long as the research in cybernetics is done in the interests of medicine - like prosthetics, to aid the physically handicapped, and etc., then I think it is good work.

    However, if this eventually leads to the creation of human cyborgs or other cyborgs - then I would regard that as a threat to the human race.

    I know this is going to sound REAL lame - but you've seen the movies - we might eventually have something like the "Terminator" situation occur. Laugh all you want, but the more dependance that we place on computers, and the more we attempt to make them like us or fuse them into us, the weaker we become. What are we going to do once we've created machines that can think like us, but have superior physical abilities? If our curiousity goes so far as to see if we can create something that can think faster than us - then whoa! Don't like it at all. We're endangering ourselves. Are we as a human race going to still be able to have control over the cyborgs?

    Maybe I'm getting a little ahead of myself here. But I think that it would be worthwhile to make a pact with other nations that the creation of cyborgs for is strictly prohibited.

    Just my opinion.

    -Chris

    1. Re:Laws to stop this from going too far? by cmilkosky · · Score: 1

      OK - you're right. I did have it backwards. If the human brain is still there, then maybe the human morality factor will limit the chance of the cyborg population attempting to dominate the "natural humans". I admit my mistake there. But, like I said to the previous writer who replied to my post, I still think that control should be placed on how this is used. My whole point of the post was to say that creating a cyborg population for non-medical reasons (that I stated earlier) should be REALLY investigated or prohibited.

  42. It's a Dalek!!! by ronfar · · Score: 1
    Scientist's have created a Dalek!

    Hooray, looks like my dream of living in an episode of Dr. Who will soon come true.

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    1. Re:It's a Dalek!!! by AgentSmith · · Score: 1

      Cool! Electric Butter churning Lampreys!

      Davros: You WILL CHURN BUTTER!!!!

      Lampreylek: I obey. (chunka-chunka, churn-churn)

      Dunno, maybe we'll invent an exoskeleton that give s speech ability to animals.

      They can finally tell us what they really think.

  43. HAMSTERS BEWARE !!!!!!!!!! by TinMan00 · · Score: 1

    "But sir, how can you make a
    hamster pull such an immense load"?!?!?

    "With whips!"

    [No hamsters were injured in the creation
    of this post]

    Whereas the ph of the tanks used for
    electrical eels have to be adjusted every
    few hours it is clear that the real targets
    are our beloved hamsters & their treadmills.
    Their boxes only need tending once every
    other day, an obvious advantage.
    The thought of an army of chipmunks
    straped into their titanium energy frams
    in an effort to re animate Walt Disney,
    fills me with the most mixed of emotions.
    Certainly a cause worthy of
    consideration but at what cost to our
    humanity.
    Alternatively I'm sure the same equiptment
    would work on a cheap pair of plastic sandals
    & a deep pile carpet.

  44. Re:This is a disgrace by Protocull · · Score: 1

    Yes, but we didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition...

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  45. Re:This is a disgrace by programic · · Score: 1

    Have a soma and deal with it.

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  46. What is life? by Shishak · · Score: 1
    I choose life.

    What is life?

    Is it being able to think? breath? touch? When you move your personality into silver and silicon will you loose the ability to smell? Will a digital nose be as good as the real thing? Will you be able to experience the beating of your heart when you fall in love? No, because you won't have a heart, you'll have a small motor circulating your oxygen rich nano enhanced fluid.

    Life is much more than a feeling, more than a personality. It is everything we experience and without our bodies how will we experience anything?

    I love feeling my pulse race as I close the visor to my helmet and look out the door at 3 miles of air. Ready-Set-Go!, the rush of 120mph wind and the opening shock of my canopy, the taste of adreneline. That is life, experience the world you live in with the senses you were born with.

    I want to experience the world before I die. I don't want to live forever. I'll enjoy the 70 or so years I have and not look back with regret. I won't be searching for a way I can live longer just because I failed to live when I had the chance.

    Step back from your computer, open your window, listen to the wind, feel the rain, smell the air. Life is not silicon, it *is* flesh and blood.

    "Now, I hope and pray that I will, but, today I am still just a bill"

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    Now I hope and pray that I will But today I am still, just a bill
    1. Re:What is life? by omnifrog · · Score: 1

      I see what you are saying, however if in the end, we just dissappear from existance, I'd rather be a robot than a nothing.

  47. The best feature of my mobile phone is ... by Shishak · · Score: 1
    The OFF button, and the capability to 'forget' it at home. Cell phones are great for an emergency.

    Stop living in a phone trance, connected to everything and everybody except the people you can reach out and touch. Don't worry about wether you can ICQ your friend on the other side of the world when you ignore the people standing right next to you. look out the window and watch the trees move and the kids play. Work isn't that important that you can't take a couple minutes on your drive home to just RELAX.

    People work too damn hard, miss out on living and regret it when they are on their death beds. Throw your cell phone in the toilet and go walk in the grass with your shoes off. Tell your boss to pound sand and take a long lunch. The work will still be there when you get back. It doesn't really matter if it gets done anyway.

    No, I'm not the unibomber.

    "Now, I hope and pray that I will, but, today I am still just a bill"

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    Now I hope and pray that I will But today I am still, just a bill
  48. Egads, Cyborgs! We're really in it now! by 10.0.0.1 · · Score: 1

    I think that we already are a world of cyborgs. (Many of us that is) Most of us are perhaps not connected directly to a computer, but I'm really never that far from one. I could live without my electronic extensions, but it wouldn't be the same. It would be interesting to see what our alien neighbors would think, upon observing us for the first time.

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  49. Metrophage by mekkab · · Score: 1

    Spooky- I JUST finished reading METROPHAGE too (they used lampreys to rebuild nerve tissue)
    Just another case of reality following cyber-fiction.

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  50. Re:thantos, you were right... (not really) by AxB_teeth · · Score: 1

    "...such a Luddite attitude is actually pretty insulting ..."
    it's also insulting at times to see technology "break new barriers" without a second thought as to how it affects [human] life. "science" is not a perfect machine, especially with us at the helm.

    i choose life as well, but with alot less preservatives. -m-

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    However,
  51. No way by / · · Score: 1

    Have you seen the teeth on those buggers? Ouch!

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    "If one is really a superior person, the fact is likely to leak out without too much assistance" -- John Andrew Holmes
  52. Hey, you never know by / · · Score: 1

    Maybe the ultimate purpose of these experiments is really to create sentient lampreys capable of adopting religion?... ;)

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  53. [OT]Re:Arthur C. Clarke, you were right... by ethereal · · Score: 1
    One of the primary motivations and goals of science is the pressure it places on society to grow, adapt, and change to accomodate eternally new situations and events. Without that, you might as well live in Imperial China, where scientific innovation could have gotten you beheaded (though society was 'protected' for thousands of years at a stretch).

    For a fascinating extrapolation on this (since we're already talking about sci-fi), you really should check out a series of books called "Chung Kuo" by David Wingrove. The series is based on the premise that the Chinese conquer the world sometime in the 21st century, build a giant city that covers the land mass of the planet, and impose a state of Confucian changelessness. The books follow the actions of those who then seek to bring about Change - they're either revolutionaries or terrorists, depending on your perspective.

    Warning: you probably won't enjoy these books unless you're OK with a Red/Green/Blue Mars level of political infighting throughout the story. I've only finished the first five of eight novels so far, so I'm hoping that the end of the series is as good as the beginning.

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    1. Re:[OT]Re:Arthur C. Clarke, you were right... by Derek+Pomery · · Score: 1

      Not really, in my opinion. Although it had a certain inevitableness to it.
      I think the series suffers from the same problem as all series - how to bring it gracefully to an end - although it does better then most...

      That's about as far as I can analyze it without ruining the ending for you. :)

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    2. Re:[OT]Re:Arthur C. Clarke, you were right... by ethereal · · Score: 2

      Thanks for sparing me - I suppose I can guess a broad outline, but the details will still be fun I hope.

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  54. Re:This is a disgrace by Spankophile · · Score: 1

    I'm going to do something that helps people: buy a whole room of monkeys and have them re-enact the civil war!

    (But that doesn't help anybody...)

  55. Re:This is a disgrace by mnstrg1rl · · Score: 1
    Consider this: if you encountered a lamprey, or any other beast for that matter, in its own environment, and it stood to gain anything for itself from your pain, do you think said beast would stop to consider the humanitarian nature, or its animal equivalent, of the act before promptly gutting you and moving on without a second thought?

    I'm not saying mindless cruelty to animals is in any way condonable, but our only natural defense against our predators is our brain. It makes sense that we should use it. Not to would amount to opting out of evolution, in which case we deserve to be extinct.

  56. Why hasn't anyone thought of doing this before? by / · · Score: 2

    Oh wait, Governments have for millennia tried countless times to suppress information and prohibit the advancement of knowledge, all for naught and causing much suffering in the process. The lesson to be learned is that we're much better off preparing for what will happen when such knowledge is inevitably acquired.

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    "If one is really a superior person, the fact is likely to leak out without too much assistance" -- John Andrew Holmes
    1. Re:Why hasn't anyone thought of doing this before? by cmilkosky · · Score: 1

      I definitely agree with you on that one. Preparedness is best. But don't you think that part of the preparation should be to at least attempt to control the possibility that such a situation could occur?

    2. Re:Why hasn't anyone thought of doing this before? by / · · Score: 1

      Only if the probability of averting the disaster multiplied by the cost is favorable. If that probability is zero (as I would argue), then no.

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      "If one is really a superior person, the fact is likely to leak out without too much assistance" -- John Andrew Holmes
  57. Re:This is a disgrace by Codo · · Score: 1

    I fully believe in God and his creatures....but.... I feel that God would not have given us our intelligence if He had not meant for us to use it. If God had wanted all of society to be good and perfect, He should have given us all IQ's of 50 and had the 10 Commandments set down in front of us. No, instead He gave us a gift. A gift of intelligence and creativity. A scientific creation by any human, whether good or bad, I feel, benifits us all. If its a good invention, well...That's good! If its a bad invention, we learn what not to do in our quest for a better world. -Codo

  58. No Assimilation just yet!! by JJ · · Score: 1

    The lamprey's neural material is being used more for it's signal transmission properties and to demonstrate the interfaces than for any Cyborgean dream project. Lamprey's are pretty simple and have comparitively large neuronal complexes which can be easily gathered and manipulated. Besides, very few people complain for lamprey rights. When the neural material can be kept alive for long periods and can learn new processes then we might consider this more than the smallest of steps towards cyborgs.

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  59. Re:First step toward cell phones wired to the brai by adric · · Score: 1

    Just make sure the phone doesn't support auto-execution of VBScript!!! :-)
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  60. The example of evolution proves my point by streetlawyer · · Score: 2
    You have heard about evolution (or rather, the lack thereof) in Kansas, right?

    Yes, absolutely. In Kansas, the locally elected representatives quite correctly decided to stop having evolution as a compulsory part of the syllabus, and allowed parents the choice. Meanwhile, a group of unelected self-styled "defenders of truth" demanded that every single pupil in Kansas be indoctrinated in their belief system. What part of "we the people" do you have a problem with?

    1. Re:The example of evolution proves my point by Ozzy · · Score: 1

      Yes please, let's have the world saturated with uneducated sheep. Great for the politicians and religious zealots, not so great for the real world.

      If we don't have a standard of education, we will end up with a caste system again. Everyone does what their father did, and their father before them. Sounds great eh? progress abounds.

      And while the Defenders of Truth are no better than the Second Amendment Sisters or the Christian Coalition, there are other, more rational forces that need to be put in place. Not a choose your own adventure/education system.

      You can't endorse hiding the truth from these children. Teaching these children of evolution is not the same as forcing them to believe in it.

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  61. Example by Hard_Code · · Score: 2

    "More realistic, he says, is connecting electronic devices such as mobile phones directly into our brains."

    Hello, McFly, anybody in there? Why the hell do we need to connect cell phones directly to our brains. Is the cancer NOT enough? Man. Oh well, I guess whenever they do it I'll be the first to make some picoJava WAP application...

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  62. Rip off by / · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a rip off of John Christopher's The White Mountains from tweny years earlier. If it isn't, then Clarke failed to exercise good sense in choosing an original name for the apparatus.

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  63. Yeah... by Greyfox · · Score: 2
    Unless you can really tell me that you never eat any sort of meat and let cockroaches, spiders and rats in your residence run free, I don't want to hear it. Yeah, it's fine to whine about some lamprey somewhere getting cut up. It's not in your house trying to suck your blood (Or whatever it is lampreys do.)

    And unless you live a life of total luddism, I might point out that the science you detest has made it possible to live to a ripe old age without having to fear a death by smallpox or the black death or any of a number of diseases that plagued humanity up until just recently.

    But by all means, lets stop the science now. Never mind the potential to eventually cure paralysis, AIDS and potentially even grasp immortality. The lampreys are too important for that.

    Paid for by the committee to save the endangered malaria mosquito.

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    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

  64. The sad thing is... by / · · Score: 1

    Whichever moderators moderated him (correctly) as 'funny' will likely get slammed in meta-moderation.

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  65. Re:This is a disgrace by Claudius · · Score: 1

    Religion and belief in god is an irrational belief with no basis whatsoever, for weak minded people...

    Yes! Another Jesse "The Mind" Ventura devotee. But seriously, the question of religion, in my mind, is not whether the tenets of the church are literally true (as almost all assuredly aren't [assonance]), but rather whether religion may lead to a fortuitous and consistent worldview. (This condition is rather complicated since the meaning of "fortuitous" would be derived in part from this worldview, making for a nonlinear problem). To take Christianity as an example, even if I knew with certainty that the Jesus myth were untrue, would I be derelict in using the Christian credo as a basis for my moral system? This is a much more difficult question to answer, and it is more signifiant than whether a Jesus existed as a historical figure.

    Many smart folk have questioned whether science alone can serve as the basis of a worldview; a large fraction have argued that it cannot. For example, Friedrich Nietzsche claimed that while science can make a decent stab at telling us how the world works, it doesn't explain anything of importance. He wrote that science was best used as a tool for acquiring power over the world, and not a system for deriving meaning from the world. His counterchallenge for science was to develop an instrument to measure the quality of musical composition.

    While I agree that science is darned cool (I myself am a physicist), alone it is ill-suited to answering questions of meaning and substance. One must either step outside the system to consider morality, or else one embraces nihilism de facto. Perhaps you should consider following some of Nietzsche's work since the two of you agree on much: He, like you, believed "God is dead" and that irrespective of the veracity of the Christian myth, Christian morality is itself a heinous evil in part because it mandates subjugation of the spirit. (I find he walks too close to radical relativism for my palate, though. Your milage may vary).

    Fit yourself for a perspectivist hat, Doug Neal. They are quite fashionable this year, especially with pumps and earthtones.

  66. Who wants to live forever by Shotgun · · Score: 3

    I'm only 33, and I can already tell you that I wouldn't want to live forever. As you get older, you begin to lose the highs and lows. It's not that I hate life, it's just that there isn't as much excitement when you have enough experience to know the outcome of a set of action.

    Let's take a for instance. I have a young friend who is all tore up over his on-again/off-again relationship with a girlfriend. There is a lot of turmoil and excitement in his life over this relationship. My view on it is that he is being foolish and should just move on. I don't have any hope of the relationship working (she's too stupid). From my experience, I can see that all he's doing is riding a roller coaster. There's a lot of ups and downs, but no real chance of being seriously injured. The worst that will happen is that he'll feel a little nauseated at the end.

    The thing that keeps life interesting is the idea that it will someday end. For me, it adds urgency. I've got to do what I've got to do, NOW.

    Living a cyborg existence in a tin bucket for a million year would just have to suck. Besides, what would you do once Alzheimer's set in?

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    Yeah, but it ain't easy. -- Simba
    1. Re:Who wants to live forever by Winged+Cat · · Score: 1

      It's not that I hate life, it's just that there isn't as much excitement when you have enough experience to know the outcome of a set of action.

      So, you're the all-knowing, all-seeing Diety, eh? Care to foretell, say, the 2008 US presidential election race, given the actions that have been committed to date?

      Besides, what would you do once Alzheimer's set in?

      Fix it, preferably before it set in.

      Face it. As fast as you can do things and predict things, new things come up. I dare say that you will NEVER be able to predict everything in life, even if certain significant chunks become predictable to the point of automation. You can always find something else to do, so long as you have the resources (including time) to do so. Death is the only way to permanently lose. If your life has become boring, that is only because you have let it, for there will always be some route out of your boredom. Do you care to look, or would you rather just give up on life?

    2. Re:Who wants to live forever by sjames · · Score: 2

      I'm only 33, and I can already tell you that I wouldn't want to live forever. As you get older, you begin to lose the highs and lows. It's not that I hate life, it's just that there isn't as much excitement when you have enough experience to know the outcome of a set of action.

      Personally, I've found that the highs and lows just take different forms, and the excitement becomes more intellectual in nature.

      Living a cyborg existence in a tin bucket for a million year would just have to suck.

      It would open up a lot of very non-boring possabilities though. You could travel to other stars weather or not FTL travel ever becomes possable. What would 10,000 years mean anyway?

      Besides, what would you do once Alzheimer's set in?

      Technology that could allow a person to live a million years would probably include an artificial brain rather than preserving the one you're born with.

  67. Marry the million-dollar-woman by SkyLeach · · Score: 1

    This particular story has a massive impact on me and my family.

    My wife has no arms or legs. Her physical condition is a direct result of the anti-nausia drug Thalitimide. As such, her limbs never grew normally.

    My question is, and always has been, if the technology exists today to record a sampling of the neural stimuli output by the brain, and likewise a sampling of the signals returned by the fingertip and muscle neurons, why has a solution not been created for a mechanical prosthetic controllable completely by the brain? (please excuse the run-on sentence :) ) All of the technological pieces seem to be in place to build such a prosthetic.

    It isn't necessary to connect the device directly to the human bran (which is excessively risky.) Such a device could be connected (networked) to a nerual uplink which turned bio-electrical signals into digital pulses. These pulses could then be run through a specialized processor to control the actuation of servos and/or synthetic muscles. Feedback could likewise be tranlated by this or another processor and fed back to the uplink for conversion into a signal which matches the neural stimuli of the average human body. The total number of connections for the first prototype would not have to be more than 1 per synthetic muscle 5 for the finger tips, and 2 or 3 for each surface covering. This model could then be improved upon for each subsequent generation of the prosthesis. Don't misunderstand, I know that robotics hardly has a solution for the power generation necessary for such a device, but my wife drives an electric wheelchair which should certainly carry enough current to provider her with mechanical arms.

    The only problem I face once this product is built is how do you argue with a woman who's arms can snap your spine like a kit-kat(tm).

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    1. Re:Marry the million-dollar-woman by AgentSmith · · Score: 1

      Came up with this same concept about 10 years ago.
      Which can work (contrary to certain engineering professors at the time!)
      Be able to sample the digital signal from the brain when it fires for a particular muscle group. Then have a processor which translates the biological signal to a digital one. The Digital signal activates miniturized servos or the material(I disremember its name) which contracts when given an eletrical impulse. There is also a blackish subtance which also expands and contracts when in contact with high/low pH solutions.

      There were a couple hurdles (I'm sure there are plenty more.) that hinder this implementation.
      The brain fires a signal with different intensitie s for different degrees of tension between motor groups and even opposing muscles of any given limb. The brain also fires signals at different frequencies each time (is it analog isn't it?). Plus finding the correct materials and design for a prosthetic limb(another entire discussion). Any limb needs to be attached to more than the 'stump' in order to function and not rip off at the attachment point. How does one do all this? Dunno.

      Disclaimer: All the neurological facts in this post came from basic college biology texts, so if something is incorrect, please enlighten me.

    2. Re:Marry the million-dollar-woman by kpitta · · Score: 1

      Something like what you ask already exists. Just Ask This Guy

    3. Re:Marry the million-dollar-woman by SkyLeach · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, prosthetics like these will not work for my wife. These prosthetics are powered by existing muscle fibre which pulls on steel "tendons" attached directly through the skin. My wife does not have these muscles because, unlike the man in the article, her limbs were not severed. Because the limbs never developed the muscles never grew. Therefore there is nothing to attach the prosthesis to. Besides, those are ugly and cumbersome. She has far more versatility and dexterity without clumsy prosthesis' like these. The tools I envision would be a virtually undistinguishable prosthesis. The "skin" would need to be replaceable silicon like that used by Hollywood makeup specialists. (Yes, I am aware that it would need to be replaced about once or twice a month because it ages.)

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  68. Re:This is a disgrace by Posting=!Working · · Score: 1

    It wasn't Balmer who said that. Quote: "There's the possibility of losing a centralized Windows standard and replacing it with something similar to Linux," said Simon Moores, chairman of The Microsoft Forum, which represents about 3,500 corporate IT managers in the UK.

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  69. Re:This is a disgrace by Happy+Monkey · · Score: 1

    It would be more like a Grendel cluster, wouldn't it?
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  70. Artificial limbs vs. cybernetic sugmentation by orpheus · · Score: 2

    Two points:

    In my early 20's (ca 1982), I did a lot of private work on improved artifical limbs - until a worried friend (a lawyer) did a search of the case law to show me what a liability minefield it was. [1]

    However, if cybernetic augmentaion really rocks your boat, you need to keep up on the DARPA and other government RFPs.

    First up on the sci-fi drooler's hit parade is: "Exoskeletons for Human Performance Augmentation"-- a current active DARPA RFP, but if you miss the deadline, don't worry, there's similar RFPs every funding cycle.

    I only wish they hadn't said ``DARPA is soliciting devices and machines that accomplish one or more of the following: ... 3) increase locomotive speed, 4) augment human strength, and 5) leap extraordinary heights and/or distances.''


    In other words... faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound...

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    [1] In her somewhat irreverent words: "People who lost limbs as adults (due to the nature of the interface I used) and can afford to pay for an experimental limb? Er - sounds like someone who just won multimillion dollar lawsuit, to me. Don't mess with them, they already have a legal team!"

    The case law seemed to bear her out.

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  71. Science first? Questions later... by helleman · · Score: 1

    I have no problem with technology. I love it, I embrace it... when I feel it performs it's function in a positive way (feel free to define positive yourself... I'll define it below to my terms).

    Let's not innovate ONLY because we can. Let us take one step back for a moment and evaluate those technologies that may have the effect of changing our future forever - our ecosystem, planet, our 3rd world neighbours, etc.

    How bout being a little forward thinking for once and getting a committee of the best and brightest (ahem.. us on Slashdot ;-) ), to discuss some of the IMPLICATIONS of new technology before we blindly leap forward.

    Just because we can, doesn't mean we should.

    Genetically modified foods follows very quickly to genetically modified people.... and we all know from Sci-fi where that leads us. But does it have to end in unfair unjust class structures, the haves vs. the have-nots? Why even go there? What is the purpose of most of these technologies? You know it.... CASH baby! Big buisness has made its mind up... now its up to us, the people to say we can't live with the possible concequences!

    What things are important to you? Really... be honest. Do you think that living forever is a fair goal? What about your children's children who will live on a planet unable to sustain them and their grandparents who are now 190?

    So, I may be opening a can of worms here, but I think it's important to define goals for our society, as well as limits to certain technologies that MAY cause problems in the future.

    This particualar issue of using cells from eels to drive circuits on robots is interesting ot a very low level. Its cool man. But where does it lead to? Why couldn't we have some time to talk about that first?

    How about using aborted fetuses from pigs to do the same thing? How about 28 week human fetuses? How about criminals we execute? Where do we draw the line? Who draws the line?

    My christian background helps me sort through a lot of these issues, and my world view and my scientific background helps me evalute a lot of these issues.
    My fear is that the people making the important decisions with regards to policies may not have the required skills to make the decisions OR EVEN WORSE... NOBODY EVEN THINGS ABOUT IT.

    Too much information. Too big a topic! But that doesn't mean we can't use those big brains of ours and just ignore it and hope it goes away.

    1. Re:Science first? Questions later... by cmilkosky · · Score: 1

      Thank you. Couldn't agree with you more.

      We're not science or technology haters here. Just make sure you do your research with a little responsibility or have some non-commerical body control the implementation of the research, and I'll be happy.

  72. Re:This is a disgrace by orpheus · · Score: 4

    How can these so-called "scientists" live with themselves after creating something that is this much of a blasphemy against God and nature?

    Yes, the ability to read is SUCH a curse...

    Genesis 1:28
    And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. {moveth: the Heb. is more like 'creepeth'}


    There are roughly half a dozen similar passages in the OT and NT, and don't even get me started on the Koran and the various Talmuds -- they make the Christian Bible seem positively Luddite.

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  73. Re: being carnivores by loose_change · · Score: 1
    I will still wear leather and eat meat. That, to me, gets directly into the traditional food chain, and humans were designed to be omnivorous - with (as far as I can tell), a diet of grains, fruits, and vegetables supplemented by occasional meat.

    One can think of animal-based biomedical and bioengineering research as a subset of general carnivorousness, with the point being feeding the hunger for information rather than just energy.

  74. Re:Adaptation of normal behavior EXP BRIEF by tburkhol · · Score: 2
    I've seen these. They're cool preps.

    Lampreys have a very simple system for keeping themselves vertical in the water, consisting of of a pair of sensors, a pair of neurons and a pair of muscles. In the beast, you can stimulate one of the sensors and activate the muscle on the other side. The lamprey uses the differential signal between sensors on left&right side to control activation of the muscles on the left & right side. Mussa-Ivaldi's group have plucked out the spinal cord, replaced the biological sensors with photodiodes and the biological muscles with motors, so this is a physical demonstration of totally normal neural control.

  75. Clear signs of intelligent behavior by Dan+Jagnow · · Score: 1

    From the article: When the robot was presented with a number of light stimuli, its lamprey brain responded with a variety of behaviours, such as following the light, avoiding the light and moving in a circle.

    Could you ask for clearer evidence that the lamprey brain was really responding to the light? Why, it followed the light, and it avoided the light! At this rate, there will be a cyborg dog retrieving my paper before the year's out.

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  76. Re:Come on people! by cmilkosky · · Score: 1

    So you think that just because this MIGHT not happen like you think, we shouldn't try to prevent it?

    I don't know what you are talking about /.'ers dumping on scientists.

    I'm glad that some scientists find their research exciting. But just because you can do it, doesn't mean it's right. Look at the atom bomb. That was a devasting creation. Sorry - don't think we needed that.

    Look, I'm not trying to harp on you or scientists specifically, because neuroscience and genetics and etc. - they're all very important fields of research. However, I would like to make sure that no one has any ideas on using the research to produce a race of superhumans. Don't tell me that it can't be done either.

    The article this whole thread is about is still interesting to me, and I find that it holds great MEDICAL value, but I am concerned that it holds great WAR value as well. To think otherwise is ignorant.

    Plan ahead.

    Chris

  77. moderate this up! by snorks · · Score: 1

    Very good points.

  78. Re:Moral implications, tell that to the eaten fish by cosmol · · Score: 1
    Are the gains to science from this really so large as to justify the cutting up of a living animal? I don't really find anything "laudably perverse" in taking a knife to the living tissue of another creature. You might say I'm over-reacting, and that it's "only" a lamprey.

    I would say that you are, because a lamprey itself survives by cutting up a living fish and sucking out it's body fluids. A parsitic activity that often kills the fish.

    I'm no fan of experimentation on animals, but I like to think we have come a long way since Louis Pasteur did his research by performing vivisections (live disections) of dogs without anasthetic. But now that I think about it, wouldn't a lion do the same thing if it encountered a dog and was sufficiently hungry?

    I used to go "Science Club" at our local museum. It was a natural science museum, so they had many specimens of animals. One night they gave us a very serious and long discussion on specimen preserving methods. They made sure that we understood death was death, and it shouldn't be taken lightly, and we shouldn't forget that an animal is actually dying. Which I think most respectable researchers realize nowadays.

    I have no problem with the "Ethical" (which of course is very hard to define) use of animals for scientific gain.

  79. implanting the death forces by johnrpenner · · Score: 1


    over eighty years ago, it was written:

    "Man will, in time, manage to implant the death-forces in man, related
    to electrical and magnetic forces, with external machines. He will
    then be able to direct his intentions, his thoughts into the machine."

    (Rudolf Steiner, "Individuelle Geistwesen und einheitlicher Weltengrund", especially November 25, 1917, Dornach)

    just thought that was interesting, since it was written BEFORE computers, and only nine years after the first vacuum tube.

    for an interesting article on the subject:
    http://www.gottfried.no/articles/it_eng.htm

  80. Re:Come on people! by zfractal · · Score: 1
    I think the issue here is that we're moving forward with science and technology without even discussing the consequences to the extent that we need to.

    Granted, blindly pushing the progress of science may have been acceptable 500 years ago in Western Europe. The establishment (organized religion) had a vested interest in stopping the progress of scientific research and wasn't even interested in a rational debate.

    Technology in this day and age has exceedingly more reach and speed of progression. As this increases, so do the chances of our inability to control it. At the very least, we need to open more discourse about where we're going with all of this as science and technology are rapidly accelerating to destinations that we are completely unaware of.

    To me, it's like getting on the freeway, closing your eyes, and punching on the accelerator, putting faith in technology to get you where you'd like to go. Some of us just don't have that much faith.

  81. You must cut down the mightiest... by Ozzy · · Score: 1

    tree in the forest....with.... a herring!!

    Sorry, had to...

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  82. Lampreys are a pest in the Great Lakes by Guppy · · Score: 1

    Back in the 1920's, a species of lamprey invaded the Great Lakes following the construction of a canal. The lamprey population exploded, destroying populations of other fish, especially trout (Which they feed on by sucking on to like leeches). Since then, they've been brought under control by use of chemical lampricides and other means such as special dams or releases of sterile males.

    For some more info and pictures of Lampreys, see this page at Fish of the Great Lakes.

  83. Lampreys on wheels? Can you believe it?! by DoctorZed · · Score: 1

    I guess there really is a sucker borne every minute.

  84. RE: Lamprey Cells Drive Robot by arkain · · Score: 1
    Let's see... using brain cells from a fish to drive electric motors... What's next? teaching the fish to drive?

    As with every other technical wonder, this concept has it's good and bad points.
    * Please note that I am a religious person by choice and after much heavy analysis, so please no flames or even mild discussions trying to punch holes in how I see reality. I won't destroy your world if you leave mine alone ;-D *

    Good points:

    1. Advances in cyberetics leading to fully functional artificial limbs for people who have lost (the use of?) their real ones.
    2. A better understanding of the world's first supercomputer... the brain.

    Bad points:

    1. These are humans controling this technology!!!!
    2. Some fool is going to want to transfer his/her consciousness into a machine eventually!!
    3. Potentially thousands of people experimented on to make this technology work right, just to have people suffering fromt he same type of bugs that we complain about in our PC software!

    I'm left to wonder when people are going to realize that just because you can do something, it doesn't mean that you should. Honestly, I could easilt build a bomb large enough to level a 10 mile radious with just the equipment in my house, but you won't find me trying to. Contrary to popular belief, the vast majority of the world still keeps some form of religious belief. How are these scientists going to convince this majority of the ethicality and morality of the implications of this upcomming technology? I get left with the impression that this technology will hit the same wall that cloning hit.

    ...but it's still a cool thought isn't it?

    "Only fools walk where angels fear to tread."

  85. but what if... by hugg · · Score: 1

    "Oh no! The lamprey is no longer responding to the mind control! AIEEEEEEEEEEE!"

  86. Aha! by monkey+#+omega+1 · · Score: 1
    Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

    BTW, I think the dead parrot skit made it into Bartlett's some time ago- sign of the Impending Apocalypse, or harbinger of the Millenial Age?

  87. First Kid on Your Block by Dungeon+Dweller · · Score: 1

    To have a wetwire! I wanna be the first kid on my block to be wired to my car...

    Also, Aibo could be a lot more interesting...

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  88. Re:This is a disgrace by the_other_one · · Score: 1

    I stand corrected

    Damn! now I have to change my sig

    Thanks

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