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Microsoft Fakes Citizen Letters of Support

An Anonymous Coward writes: "According to this Seattle Times article, Microsoft is sending letters to Utah's Attorney General in support of the company, but with fake signatures of citizens (some of whom are dead!). The article says: "Letters sent in the last month are on personalized stationery using different wording, color and typefaces, details that distinguish Microsoft's efforts from lobbying tactics that go on in politics every day. State law-enforcement officials became suspicious after noticing that the same sentences appear in the letters and that some return addresses appeared invalid."" The original source appears to be this story in the LA Times today. We here at Slashdot would like to take the time to say that strong competition and innovation have been the twin hallmarks of the technology industry, and if the future is going to be as successful as the recent past, the technology sector must remain free from excess regulation.

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  1. Probably created using the new version of Word by ellem · · Score: 5, Funny

    http://128.241.244.96/portal/uploads/27000/27549_w inrg.swf

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    1. Re:Probably created using the new version of Word by volsung · · Score: 2

      If it didn't break the space, you could potentially make the webpage really wide by having one very, very long URL. This makes everything harder to read because text is wrapped somewhere past the end of the screen.

    2. Re:Probably created using the new version of Word by SlippyToad · · Score: 2
      Called the "lameness" filter, Slashdot adds these to long words or so. I forgot the reasoning on this. any help here?

      I think the lameness filter ensures that language usage is kept to the lowest common denominator, and punctuation is not over-creatively used. It was supposed to keep trolls from posting in all caps and drawing penis-birds, but its actual implementation is just annoying, and, well, lame. It's like copy-protection; the crapflooders will always find a way around the latest one, and in the meantime it (apparently randomly) inhibits the rest of us from otherwise innocent activity.

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  2. Oh my God! by sg3000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    > Microsoft is sending letters to Utah's Attorney General
    > in support of the company, but with fake signatures
    > of citizens (some of whom are dead!).

    Oh my God! The dead have risen, and they're supporting Microsoft!

    (with apologies to the Simpsons)

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    1. Re:Oh my God! by unitron · · Score: 2

      That should be "John Edward's", as the man's name is John Edward, not Edwards. As far as I know John Edwards, the junior senator from North Carolina, isn't particularly supportive of Microsoft or in communication with the dead.

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    2. Re:Oh my God! by unitron · · Score: 2

      You mean there's yet another one? I thought he meant that guy on the Sci-Fi channel that supposedly talks to people's dead relatives as well as dead people's relatives.

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  3. Dear Utah Attorney General by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    The two of us, undersigned, wish to protest your needless hassling of the legendary innovator Microsoft. Please desist.

    (signed)
    Generalissimo Francisco Franco (Ret.)
    John Lennon (Beatle)

    1. Re:Dear Utah Attorney General by rnturn · · Score: 2

      Oh, I don't know. I can still picture Chevy Chase on SNL doing the ``Generalissimo Franco is still dead.'' bit.

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    2. Re:Dear Utah Attorney General by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > Would have been funnier with Adolf Hitler and Benito Mussolini signing.

      Maah, maybe Mussolini could protest, but I think Hitler would be writing the USPTO, claiming royalties on every Microsoft sale.

      After all, "One World, One Net, One Program" is clearly infringing on the NSDAP's patent on both the idea and the implementation of "Ein Reich, Ein Volk, Ein Fuhrer."

  4. This isn't facts. by codeforprofit2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Lets wait until the investigation is finished and then, if it's Microsoft, bash them really good.

    1. Re:This isn't facts. by mgblst · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe there should be an investigation into how these people died!

      A letter from one of the deceased:

      "I have been happily using microsoft products for years, and have never had a problem with them. In fact i recently requested that my life support machine be converted to run with win 95, and have not had a problem with it"

    2. Re:This isn't facts. by jack+deadmeat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Brings a whole new meaning to 'Blue Screen of Death' dosen't it?

    3. Re:This isn't facts. by SilentChris · · Score: 2

      "We then changed my life support machine to Linux, and the words "Kernel Panic" had entirely new meaning..."

    4. Re:This isn't facts. by unitron · · Score: 2

      Sounds as though you were the one doing the plugging and playing.

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  5. Astro Turf by HerrGlock · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Didn't MS get a black eye over this before? What has changed to make them think they can get away with it this time?

    People write for and against organizations and corporations all the time, let 'the people' speak, MS. Believe it or not, quite a few will speak in your favor.

    If you are not getting good press and 'the people' are not happy with your product, that means the marketplace is actually working as it should and people will find someone else with whom to do buisness. Free enterprise means that 'the people' decide whether or not your company survives.

    This is not the 'big business' that some folks are talking about when they are looking towards freedom of speech, this is hogwash made by a monopoly looking to embed itself so far up everyone's butt that they can put out the trash they have been putting out and make people pay for the priviledge of owning a piece of the trash.

    What's even more pathetic is that a lot of people will still claim that there are not illegal/immoral/fattning business practices going on here.

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    1. Re:Astro Turf by bonoboy · · Score: 2

      People write for and against organizations and corporations all the time, let 'the people' speak, MS. Believe it or not, quite a few will speak in your favor.


      Uh.. don't you think they would have by now? Surely Microsoft did this because the public *wasn't* defending them??

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    2. Re:Astro Turf by nomadic · · Score: 2


      Didn't MS get a black eye over this before? What has changed to make them think they can get away with it this time?

      Because they keep getting away with it. If it's true they should calmly go to Redmond, find out the people who orchestrated it, then arrest them. Not sure what the charge could be; mail fraud (federal crime I believe), interfering with the anti-trust investigation, who knows. Believev me, best way to deal with a bunch of marketing people is to respond with physical force.

    3. Re:Astro Turf by crucini · · Score: 2

      As I understand the article, Microsoft sent letters and envelopes to people and persuaded the people to sign the letters and mail them. Sleazy, but not illegal.

      The best way to deal with it is exactly how it was dealt with - public exposure.

  6. New Feature in Word 2002 by FirstNoel · · Score: 2, Funny

    This innovation allows the user to create form letters with ease. It automatically searches the Social Security Administration for deceased individuals to use as senders.

    Great for mass marketing.

    I think Microsoft was just trying it out.

    Sean D.

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  7. Is this a crime? by Goonie · · Score: 4, Interesting
    While this certainly sounds like a devious, underhanded and nasty thing to, is astroturfing in this manner a crime?

    Asuming the answer is "no it's not a crime" the next questions I wonder are - can it be (given the First Amendment), and should it be (seeing that it's essentially political fraud)?

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    1. Re:Is this a crime? by oconnorcjo · · Score: 2

      While this certainly sounds like a devious, underhanded and nasty thing to, is astroturfing in this manner a crime?

      IANAL but it seems like fraud to me. They are claiming that Mrs. Johnson or John Doe believes that "X is the right thing to do" when in reality it is just Microsoft propaganda. I don't know how far a case of fraud like this would get in court but I am sure it will make them look bad in their anti-trust case- they just don't know how to take their foot out of their mouth.

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    2. Re:Is this a crime? by Webmonger · · Score: 2

      The estates of the dead people may be able to sue for "libel" I suppose.

    3. Re:Is this a crime? by bero-rh · · Score: 2

      can it be (given the First Amendment)

      Definitely.

      If I state

      Bill Gates mentioned Linux is better than Windows, and Microsoft's webmaster told me they've upgraded all their servers to Linux and *BSD

      or

      George W. Bush called me today and mentioned his political idol is Adolph Hitler

      and claim they're actually true, watch me getting get locked up.

      Satire is protected if it's clear that it IS satire.

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    4. Re:Is this a crime? by gorilla · · Score: 2

      You can't libel a dead person.

    5. Re:Is this a crime? by Brento · · Score: 2

      While this certainly sounds like a devious, underhanded and nasty thing to, is astroturfing in this manner a crime?

      Remember that a court is involved: if they introduce anything like this in court, then yes, it's a straight case of perjury.

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    6. Re:Is this a crime? by bero-rh · · Score: 2

      Sure I can lie about myself (though I don't see why I'd want to spread lies about my IQ being lower than it actually is :>) - but that's not what M$ are doing.

      By faking signatures, they're practically claiming that "person xyz supports dropping all charges against Microsoft" when xyz said no such thing. So it's pretty much the same thing as myself claiming Bill Gates said Windows XP sucks more than DOS 1.0.

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    7. Re:Is this a crime? by Sarcasmooo! · · Score: 2

      Microsoft isn't a person, why should it have first amendment rights?

    8. Re:Is this a crime? by remande · · Score: 2
      There may be a court involved, but perjury is lying under oath. This stunt wouldn't be perjury.


      It could certainly be seen as libel or a similar crime, possibly even a minor form of identity theft.


      Even more fun, the LA Times article implied that this was regular snail mail. The USPS has its own laws, and they are particularly draconian against mail fraud.


      Forget MS versus DoJ. Think MS versus USPS. Hotmail versus snail mail. No laws need be passed. But just imagine armed postal inspectors storming Redmond!

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    9. Re:Is this a crime? by eam · · Score: 2, Informative

      They aren't faking signatures. They're sending letters out to people. Those people are signing the letters and mailing them in. The two dead people had their names typed on the letter, but their relatives crossed the deceaseds' names out and signed their own.

    10. Re:Is this a crime? by tcc · · Score: 2

      Still, Microsoft's necrophiliac Word team managed to screw them.

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    11. Re:Is this a crime? by Sarcasmooo! · · Score: 2

      If a corporation is owned by it's shareholders, does that mean it's legalized slavery? Why does a business made up of individuals with constitutionally protected rights need rights of it's own? I ask, because I can't see any benefit from it. On the contrary, the reason corporate donors can funnel bribes into the government and use donations to extort politicians who wish to be re-elected but need money, is because their an entity that's being protected as a simple American citizen supporting his or her elected officials.

    12. Re:Is this a crime? by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 2

      Sued, not locked up. It is civil, not criminal. Until Congress passes a Digital Millenium Libel Act or something.

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    13. Re:Is this a crime? by rking · · Score: 2

      A good test of ethics is to ask, "What if EVERYBODY did it"

      As in "what would happen if EVERYBODY" worked as a programmer?" Nobody would be a farmer, or at least only in their spare time, we wouldn't be producing enough food to sustain the population, nobody would be working in healthcare or other essential services, all sorts of diseases and other problems would be rampant, nobody would even be producing the computers for all these programmers to use! It'd be a catastrophe. By the "what if EVERYBODY did it" test I think we can safely conclude that becoming a programmer is unethical.

      Then again, what if EVERYBODY avoided doing anything that would cause problems if EVERYBODY did it? Seems to me that would cause a good few problems too. I think the "what if EVERYBODY did it" test may fail itself.

    14. Re:Is this a crime? by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2
      I remember the "what if Everybody..." test from way back in one of my old ethics classes in college (I don't remember now who's name was attached it.) It struck me then as being really naive, and my opinion hasn't changed since. The problem is that there are a *lot* of things that are good if some people do them and bad if everybody does them. Is it bad to drive a bus? No? But what if EVERYBODY did it, and we had nothing but big busses everywhere, what a mess. Is it bad to plant a patch of raspberry bushes? Of course not, but what if *everybody* did it, and we had prickly raspberry bushes everywhere, so you couldn't even walk one block without getting all scratched up from the thorns? If everybody flew their own big jet plane, then we'd have tons of air collisions and we'd be wasting gigantic amounts of fuel. It would be terrible. But does that mean there shouldn't be any airline pilots because what they do would be bad if EVERYBODY did it?


      It's a really simplistic test that ignores the fact that the strain on the world of everyone doing the same uniform thing in and of itself is often a bad thing, and can add "badness" to an otherwise benign activity.

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    15. Re:Is this a crime? by einhverfr · · Score: 2

      They are claiming that Mrs. Johnson or John Doe believes that "X is the right thing to do" when in reality it is just Microsoft propaganda.

      Actually, they are not makign that claim. After all, X is not Microsoft technology but rather something that allows different architectures to share applications and must be crushed ;) It is getting close to 20 years old and is on the 6th release of the 11th version (X11R6).

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    16. Re:Is this a crime? by TekPolitik · · Score: 2
      IANAL but it seems like fraud to me

      In Australia it would be a crime - Crimes Act 1914 (Cth) s85T - sending false postal messages, penalty being imprisonment for 1 year.

  8. LOL. by Ron+Harwood · · Score: 2

    You just have to laugh out loud when you read something like this. A company that has so much scrutiny focused on it for underhanded tactics - is using some of the most fraudulent tactics known to man.

    The worst part - and not so laughable - I'd bet better than even money that in the end the US government will let them get away with everything... but that's just me being cynical, right?

    1. Re:LOL. by Lizard_King · · Score: 2

      before hurting yourself by laughing so hard, take some time to read the article. Microsoft is paying professional lobbying groups to run pro-MS campaigns. It just so happens that some of these lobbying groups *are* using unethical techniques, and Microsoft should be flogged for not properly managing these organization's strategies. You would think that Steve Balmer is forging his grandmother's signature on letters from the comments I've read about this article

      Think about it. As you say, do you honestly think that the world's most scrutinized company would knowingly agree to a campaign that utilized dead folk's signature's? As much as you hate to admit, MS has put themselves in this dominant position by having pretty smart people with keen business acumen and the drive to beat/crush their competition. How dumb do you think they are?

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    2. Re:LOL. by Spoing · · Score: 2
      before hurting yourself by laughing so hard, take some time to read the article. Microsoft is paying professional lobbying groups to run pro-MS campaigns. It just so happens that some of these lobbying groups *are* using unethical techniques, and Microsoft should be flogged for not properly managing these organization's strategies. You would think that Steve Balmer is forging his grandmother's signature on letters from the comments I've read about this article

      I agree that there is a difference between Microsoft employees doing this campaign, and a marketing firm doing it after getting paid by Microsoft...but not a big difference.

      Microsoft hired them. MS paid for this service. True, we don't know exactly what MS asked for, yet MS specifically hired a firm who uses these tactics. Because of that, MS is responsible for any negitive fall out. After all, if they weren't cought, they would have benifited from those same tactics.

      My only question is are they doing this in other states? I'd be stunned if they weren't.

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    3. Re:LOL. by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > in a buissness sence, [ ... ] law sueits [ ... ] plane arrogence [ ... ] arrogent [ ... ] supreem court

      And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why lobbying organizations pre-write letters of support for those who support them.

      (If a guy who's smart enough to see through MS's FUD writes like this, what do you think Microsoft's supporters would write like if they didn't have Bill and "Dance, Monkeyboy!" Ballmer to write their letters for them?)

  9. Misleading by Satai · · Score: 5, Informative

    ...but with fake signatures of citizens (some of whom are dead!).

    This is misleading. Microsoft is not sending the letters to the final destination; based on personal surveys, pre-written and pre-stamped letters are sent out to individuals, who then sign and send. In addition, the article states:

    Utah officials found two of the pre-fab letters bore the typed names of dead people. Those names had been crossed out by family members who signed for them. And another letter came from "Tuscon, Utah," a city that doesn't exist.

    So the statement implying that the dead had been stuffing the ballot box is misleading, to say the least - but no explanation is offered for Tucson, Utah.

    ...and in fact, Microsoft doesn't actually do this themselves. Several different "pro-Microsoft" groups are undertaking this.

    But... is is sleazy? You're damn right it is. It even sounds, from the tone of the article, like this isn't a common practice. Is it wrong? Probably.

    But it's not as bad as the caption said.

    (Favorite section: Microsoft complaining about 'well-funded special interest companies.' Um?)

    1. Re:Misleading by Satai · · Score: 2

      Interesting. The tone of almost every post on this topic is strongly anti-MS, yet your post got modded +5 informative. More astroturfing?

      I'm responding to this because of the earlier post that (I think) referred to me as "Overturf." Not sure what that means, precisely, but it's easy enough to guess.

      No, I'm for real, even though someone with my name works for Microsoft (through MIT, I believe.) Then again, yet another person with my name is some NFL football player.

      Just so we're straight - I don't like what I read in the article (the LA Times, and the other one.) I'm an advocate of Free Software (I even call it GNU/Linux sometimes :) but I think that our case is strengthened by not resorting to inaccurate claims; as I said, yeah, it was sleazy, and probably wrong. The way it was reported (here) was nearly as bad though - it neatly encapsulated the story into a short little sound bite so that everybody who reads the headlines sees it and assumes they know the whole story.

      The point was, what they did was wrong, but not in the way the snippet summarized.

      So, no, I'm not an astroturfer - whether or not that statement will convince you is up to you.

    2. Re:Misleading by Dwonis · · Score: 2

      I was for breaking Microsoft into little pieces long before I ever heard of Linux, or any alternative, for that matter.

    3. Re:Misleading by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      As long as MS is free to sling bullshit about Linux, as long as MS is willing to demonize open source developers, as long as MS is willing to "educate legislators about open source software", as long as Steve Ballmer and company are willing to call us communists and un-americans I say keep it up. Turning the other cheek when the richest, most powerful, the most unethical company on the face of the planet smacks you may be christian but it sure will not stop MS from slapping your other cheek.

      As long as MS attacks us we should fight back with all we have. Either that or kiss your ass goodbye. MS doesn't fuck around.

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  10. Not surprising by sg3000 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Los Angeles Times reported 3 years ago a similar scheme, where Microsoft was planning "a massive media campaign designed to influence state investigators by creating the appearance of a groundswell of public support for the company." [LA Times, "Microsoft Plans Stealth Blitz to Mend Its Image Public relations", Apr 10, 1998]. At the time that target was for free-lance writers to write opinion pieces, which would then be billed to Microsoft as an out of pocket expense.

    The only difference is, at the time Microsoft claimed that the idea it "was merely a proposal and 'not something we are moving on'" while this time they seem to be executing this plan.

    Faked video tapes, lying executives, and now this. Perhaps I'm overreacting (and it's 7 a.m. for me, so maybe I am), but can this company's actions get any worse? If the government itself were caught doing something like this, people would be in an uproar. But when it's Microsoft, most people respond with, "well, what can you do?"

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    1. Re:Not surprising by Webmonger · · Score: 2

      Well, their actions could get worse. I mean legally, they're a criminal organization, but I would say they're not as bad as the Mafia.

    2. Re:Not surprising by CokeBear · · Score: 5, Funny
      I think thats a great new slogan for them.


      Microsoft: Not quite as bad as the Mafia

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    3. Re:Not surprising by dhamsaic · · Score: 2
      Faked video tapes, lying executives, and now this. Perhaps I'm overreacting (and it's 7 a.m. for me, so maybe I am), but can this company's actions get any worse? If the government itself were caught doing something like this, people would be in an uproar.


      Edited tapes... lying executives... Watergate.


      We did have this before. It ended the career of a man that, had he handled Watergate in a sensible manner, would be considered a great president.


      Maybe it's because we know Microsoft has blood on their hands already. We expect this from them. I agree though - something should definitely be done.

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    4. Re:Not surprising by Bearpaw · · Score: 2
      In a sensible world, you could revoke their corporate charter. Existence as a corporation is supposed to be contingent on the public interest. The law does provide for this, but it almost never happens.

      The law provides for this in some places. In more and more places, the provisions for this sort of thing are being quietly changed, or gotten rid of entirely.

      Welcome to the Brave New World, where capital punishment exists for real people -- including kids and the mentally handicapped, and often based on flimsy evidence -- but not for corporations.

    5. Re:Not surprising by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2

      Well, what _can_ you do? All we have to do is look at Congress and the President themselves to see that you can lie with impunity, get caught, and pay no real penalty. In essence, lying is now acceptable behavior. It's frowned upon, sure, but no one who gets caught at it in public life sees any real consequences.

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    6. Re:Not surprising by Fesh · · Score: 2
      *rolling on floor laughing* Great .sig, man. That made my day.

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    7. Re:Not surprising by josquint · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dude! insulting Mafia like that's not a smart thing. Unless you _like_ breathin water!

  11. This is a surprise? by baptiste · · Score: 2
    I mean we all know you'd have ot be brain dead to use windows anyway - this just takes it a stpe further.

    Of course I gotta find out what technology they are using so I can send letters supporting Linux when I'm dead and gone too :)

    On a more serious note (not really) you have to wonder what brainiac came up with this - can you imagine the brainstorming session?

    • "Bill! We need to get citizens to send letter lobbying the gov'ts to drop the lawsuits"
    • BG: "Good idea - lets get all our customers on board"
    • "Um, most of our customers hate our software - it crashes too much - that whole Blue Screen of Death thing"
    • BG: "Thats it! Genius - Who better to lobby for the software that brought the world BSODs than dead people! Get on it!"

    OK - so I'm still on my first cup of coffee :)

  12. Excess Regulation by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "We here at Slashdot would like to take the time to say that strong competition and innovation have been the twin hallmarks of the technology industry, and if the future is going to be as successful as the recent past, the technology sector must remain free from excess regulation."

    I think that one of the things that have gotten us to the point of bloated, unstable software is a LACK of regulation and recourse against some of the larger Software companies.

    Companies like General Motors or Boeing must abide by safety and quality standards, while a Microsoft doesn't, even though it's products may or may not have more of an impact on daily lives and safety than cars by GM or planes from Boeing.

    The point-click-lock-you-in EULA has done away with the ability to have stable software on a computer for the vast majority of users in the United States and the rest of the world.

    Hoping for a hands off approach will not make it better, it will make it worse. I think that if you make a product, physical or virtual (software) you should be held responsable for the quality if you are charging money for it. Getting the software industry to the same level that the automotive, aerospace or appliance industry is, isn't excess...it's minimum regulation.

    1. Re:Excess Regulation by (void*) · · Score: 2

      Hey read the article. CmdrTaco was trying to be sarcastic by using those exact same words as in those astroturfing letters.

    2. Re:Excess Regulation by snake_dad · · Score: 2

      Well, if a Boeing 747 isn't bloatware, then I don't know wat is.... :)

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    3. Re:Excess Regulation by kurowski · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey read the /. writeup. It was michael, not CmdrTaco.

    4. Re:Excess Regulation by tswinzig · · Score: 2

      Hoping for a hands off approach will not make it better, it will make it worse. I think that if you make a product, physical or virtual (software) you should be held responsable for the quality if you are charging money for it. Getting the software industry to the same level that the automotive, aerospace or appliance industry is, isn't excess...it's minimum regulation.

      I am of the opinion that the government regulation should be extremely limited -- to those things that can save lives. We've got the FDA, the FCC, the FBI, the CIA, and even the NSA, which even as a libertarian, I feel are necessary government groups (although they all could be reduced in size). They enforce rules that save many lives.

      Then you've got other, useless government regulating agencies that don't save lives (in fact, some ruin more lives than they help). This is the vast majority of government. This is why our taxes are so high (and our government money wasted so often). This is what you want to add to? A software regulation group? The FSA?

      Yes, by all means, let's add another useless agency to the mix of these:

      The FCC, preventing the people from hearing what they want to hear.

      The BATF, preventing the people from imbibing themselves as they wish.

      Most of the Customs agency a huge agency which does so much useless shit it's unbelievable. They should be limited to preventing weapons of mass destruction from entering the country. That's IT. (Yeah, I watched the Discovery special on Customs... made me sick.)

      I could list useless government agencies all day, but I do have to work...

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    5. Re:Excess Regulation by 11223 · · Score: 2

      Lair! You don't exist. Taco, stop astroturfing everyone ;-)

    6. Re:Excess Regulation by Arandir · · Score: 2

      There is only one regulation needed. And it's a small one. Good thing is, it's already covered under the US Commercial Code. "Keep your word".

      By selling their software, Microsoft (and all other commercial software distributors) are claiming that it is merchantible. Duh! So stop disclaiming all warranties and merchantibility.

      Let the commercial software developers be held to the same standards as the commercial toaster manufacturers.

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    7. Re:Excess Regulation by blair1q · · Score: 2

      Companies like General Motors or Boeing must abide by safety and quality standards, while a Microsoft doesn't, even though it's products may or may not have more of an impact on daily lives and safety than cars by GM or planes from Boeing.

      Much as I hate defending the nine-headed demon, that's not Bill Gates' fault, and it's not his problem.

      Anyone who relies on uncertified software in a safety-critical situation is running with scissors. It's their own fault if something goes wrong.

      In fact, if you read the documentation of the certification process, you realize that it's not directly about making the software safer, it's about indemnifying the government (and the company somewhat) against liability for known and unknown bugs. (Known ones are documented and the conditions for their occurrence are defeatured. It's then the product operator's fault if that condition occurs. Unknown ones are mitigated by the "well, we tried" defense. Your lawyer's mileage may vary.)

      Bill's warranty tells you outright that he's not responsible for your bad decisions, and that part is enforceable, because he really doesn't have to say it at all.

      --Blair
      "Great. And I have to fly next week..."

    8. Re:Excess Regulation by einhverfr · · Score: 2

      Much as I hate defending the nine-headed demon, that's not Bill Gates' fault, and it's not his problem.

      Great line. Most problems I have had with NT and 2000 (no, I don't only work with Linux, just most of the time) have been driver-related problems. I do think that it would be unfair to make an operating system distributor liable for the damage caused by a third party product. And proving that it was an undocuented bug in NT could be rather prohibitive.

      Microsoft has had a tendency to release patches to fix some of the strangest bugs but not some of the more common ones (they released a patch for a bug that would cause Windows 95 to lock up after 49.7 days, if you can believe that... Something about the 32-bit timing counter not turning over properly. If you are expiriencing this problem than you are WAY too talented at administrating Windows 95). Yet many other bugs are fixed, according to their knowlege base, by upgrading to a more recent version.

      That being said, most bugs in Microsoft's software are annoying and except for the occasional memory leak don't really affect mission-critical performance. They might be a pain to support and administrate and susceptible to glitches from thrid-party drivers, but how much of this would we want to make a company liable for? Where would Red Hat. Mandrake, SuSE, et. be?

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  13. Shortage of supporters by Brento · · Score: 2

    This can only mean one of two things: their marketing staff is too lazy to get real support letters, or they don't have enough supporters to write letters. The answer is obviously number one - any company with millions of products in the hands of consumers can find at least a hundred people willing to write in their favor. Even Ma Bell had customers that were against their breakup. I'm dumbfounded that their staff could be that short-sighted to fake letters, though. The time spent faking could have been spent simply talking to customers and getting the real opinions - no matter which way the opinions go.

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  14. Tell me this... by Wind_Walker · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I'm gonna get bitchslapped for this, but I wonder...

    With all the recent articles about "astroturfing" (I'd link to them, but search is down right now) here on Slashdot, why is it that when a Linux group does it, it's the responsiblity of a single person who is quickly singled out, but when the group from Redmond does it, suddenly it's the entire corporation that is to blame?

    All we know is that we have a single person, perhaps more, sending invalid letters to the Utah Attorney General. For all we know, it could be just one person within Microsoft sending them because of a mis-interpreted order.

    Actually, the more I think about it, for all we know, it is actually a Linux supporter who is trying to discredit any valid grass-roots campaign that has sprung up for Microsoft.

    Let's not jump to conclusions here, folks; Let's wait for the facts before we start grandstanding about how terrible the Big Bad Corporation Microsoft is, mmmkay?

    1. Re:Tell me this... by Mister+Attack · · Score: 4, Insightful
      If you would read the article, you might see that, first off, there are way too many letters being sent for it to be one person; second, the organizations responsible for sending the letters have been identified, and are Microsoft-backed groups; and third, they attempted to lie about the extent of their involvement in writing the letters before forced to admit that they had actually written every word.

      The facts are there for you to read; I suggest you do so.

    2. Re:Tell me this... by CokeBear · · Score: 2

      I think you have found a bug in slashdot:
      Is it possible to link to goatsex, and fake the link, in your sig.
      CmdrTaco, are you on it?
      (And for cryin' out loud, somebody mod down this goatsex link!

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    3. Re:Tell me this... by icqqm · · Score: 2
      "Why is it that when a Linux group does it, it's the responsiblity of a single person who is quickly singled out, but when the group from Redmond does it, suddenly it's the entire corporation that is to blame?"

      Maybe because Linus isn't funding corporate lobby groups?

    4. Re:Tell me this... by autocracy · · Score: 2
      Oh yeah, here it comes. First, see this reply, and then on top of that note the following: the people from Microsoft are likely getting money slipped into their pockets. And yes, it's wrong when somebody does things like this for Linux, and hence it shouldn't be done - but at least ('till this point) when somebody does this for Linux it's not for cash.



      And to rebut that last theory - when the hell did anyone ever do a valid grass-roots campaign for Microsoft anyway?

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    5. Re:Tell me this... by 4of12 · · Score: 2

      I'm gonna get bitchslapped for this, but I wonder..

      Since you asked for it...


      First, you're right, we should wait for the facts before jumping to any conclusions.


      Like, for example, waiting before speculating that:


      the more I think about it, for all we know, it is actually a Linux supporter who is trying to discredit any valid grass-roots campaign that has sprung up for Microsoft.


      I could speculate similarly about a recent piece decrying how some supposed Linux zealots were advocates in the worse way possible, screaming and cursing at hardware vendors for Linux support.

      I thought to myself,

      "What better way to slow this Linux groundswell than to poison their relations with technical developers at hardware companies. That way, the specs stay closed and people will have less choice about what software to run on their hardware. Lessee, would that be in the financial interest of any particular company that I know?

      IMHO, Slashdot itself is getting overrun just like Utah.

      Slashdot used to be dismissed as a bunch of whining nerds, but Redmond's realized that nerds are the standard bearers in technology. Indeed, most of MSFT used to be nerds, before the money got to them. For that reason, it is important for them to counterbalance the Linux zealots with some opposing pro-MSFT opinion in this forum.


      So, do you think there is any correlation between the pro-MSFT posts and moderators on /. and the IP addresses of companies that stand to gain the most from the continued financial success of Bill Gates and his company?

      --
      "Provided by the management for your protection."
    6. Re:Tell me this... by jafac · · Score: 2

      The facts are, that this sort of behavior fits a LONG TERM PATTERN for Microsoft, dating back to the OS/2 wars on Compuserve. (Steven Barktho)

      Another fact is, whether it's a single unscrupulous individual within Microsoft or not - the leadership IS responsible for this behavior. The ethical thing to do is for the senior managment at Microsoft to issue a press release talking about how abhorrent they find this kind of behavior, and fire the unscrupulous individual.

      Microsoft has NEVER done this throughout their long history of distorting truth and dishonest marketing practices. So I find it hard to believe that it's a loose cannon - it's something that's endemic to the entire organization.
      I'm not saying that there aren't some honest individuals working for Microsoft. If any are reading this, you ought to feel nauseated and ashamed of your organization, and I encourage you to start being honest with yourself about what you are doing with your life, and whether your integrity permits you to be associated with, and benefit monitarily from this particular organization.

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      These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
  15. heh! Nothing new there by twitter · · Score: 2, Funny

    they've been astroturfing this place for years with bogus "I love MSIE, w2k, VB, and all other MSTD" posts. It's nice to see them busted.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  16. IANAL... by Psarchasm · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Is there a mail fraud case in this?

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    1. Re:IANAL... by blair1q · · Score: 2

      Only if they don't follow through on the brib^H^H^H^Hcampaign donations.

      --Blair
      "Which, interestingly enough, come from the same addresses..."

  17. Can you believe it. by linuxpng · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The part that just kills me is this

    The maker of Windows and other software also has stepped up campaign donations, becoming the fifth-largest soft-money donor to the national Republican and Democratic parties in 1999-2000, and it has hired a slew of well-connected lobbying firms.

    These letters contained this information.This is all out bribery at this point...and not even close to subtle.

  18. Devil's advocate position... by weave · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The presence of identical phrases doesn't necessarily indicate fraud. Even on slashdot, we often get people writing suggestions on letters to write to congress about DCMA, DeCSS, etc...

    Face it, most people can't articulate themselves very well and prefer to use boilerplate letters. It doesn't make their opinions any less valid.

    1. Re:Devil's advocate position... by weave · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I know. I *do* believe Microsoft orchestrated them and should be hung out to dry. I was just saying that the presence of similar phrases alone doesn't necessarily mean it's a case of manipulation. You need more evidence than that, and it sounds like the attorney generals have found it...

    2. Re:Devil's advocate position... by Patoski · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Face it, most people can't articulate themselves very well and prefer to use boilerplate letters. It doesn't make their opinions any less valid.

      I tend to disagree. When you are unable to express yourself adequately it generally means one of two things:

      A) You haven't thought about the issue enough to truly grok it and are therefore unable to express yourself effectively.
      B) You haven't spent enough time editing your letter and your thoughts appear disorganized (because they are). Through the process of writing you tend to understand the issue better because you're forced to critically examine your thoughts.

      Either way you have no business babbling on to whomever about your poorly conceived opinions. Granted, everyone (esp myself =P) is guilty of not thinking things through before firing off a misguided rant but that's not what we should aspire to. Lord knows I'm not the best writter in the world but anyone can get their point across with a little effort. Besides, people of importance (like govt officials) get these form letters all the time and they don't make near the impression as someone who took the time to pen something in their own words.

      I also take exception to your notion that people are unable to express themselves. Most people are perfectly capable of expressing themselves _if they take the time_. (which brings me to my sub rant)

      This elitist attitude of "I am made from a different (better) cloth than everyone else. I'm therefore smarter than 90% of the common herd and pity their ignorance." which pervades geek society leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Everyone is knowledgeable in a particular area and just because your area of expertise is a black box to others doesn't make you any more intelligent than the next person.

      Yes, I am a geek.. and yes that makes me part of the problem.

      Please try to think about that next time before you go off on a tirade about one of your "clueless lusers." I know I will...

      --
      G. Washington on Government "it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master."
    3. Re:Devil's advocate position... by slashdot2.2sucks · · Score: 2, Funny

      And I bet it is really hard to articulate when you have been dead for 10 years. Or perhaps when you don't exist, I bet it would be hard then too.

      Dead peoples and peoples who don't exist have valid opinions that need to be addressed!

    4. Re:Devil's advocate position... by mandolin · · Score: 2
      Face it, most people can't articulate themselves very well and prefer to use boilerplate letters.

      Perhaps; but if you're going to be going for theboilerplate solution (read: "less work") it's better to sign a petition than to potentially misrepresent an opinion as entirely your own. It's practically plagarism.

      It doesn't make their opinions any less valid.

      But it does, simply by the fact that they put less (actually, no) consideration into it. Judging by the number of people who were "misled", how are we even supposed to know what their opinions really are?

  19. Bill Gates should try for presidency by Matthias+Wiesmann · · Score: 2

    If dead people can send letters, they surely can vote. If Microsoft can get away with this, they will surely try something bigger. Given the state of the voting system in the US, the logical next step would be to try to get Bill Gates for president, he has the money, and with all dead of the country voting for him, he can win easily. They simply need a good wording for this, something like open voting. This would solve the Departement of Justice Problem.

    Then again, this new technique would simply be a rehash of something done by other coutries around the world for a long time, so it's a perfect Microsoft inovation...

  20. Much less (and more) evil than it sounds by imadork · · Score: 2
    ATL Executive Director Jim Prendergast said those who agreed the prosecution was misguided were merely given suggestions about what to use in drafting their own letters.
    Asked why some phrases were identical, Prendergast then conceded that the letters were written by his operation. "We'd write the letter and then send it to them," Prendergast said. "That's fairly common practice."

    Sorry to burst your collective bubble, but he's right -- many, many groups do this sort of thing. They go out and find people who share their views on an important issue before congress, and give them suggestions. If you think that's evil, then all the real grass-roots political organizations must be evil, too!

    In fact, I've seen plenty of "Dear Congresscritter: This is why the DMCA Sucks" sample letters posted here, with suggestions to pass them along.

    All this article shows is that some MS supporters will just repeat whatever the company tells them to ("Innovation! Progress! XP!"), and do not have the capability to think for themselves, or at least phrase things in a different manner than what the company suggests, even when they agree.

    And this, more than anything else, is why Microsoft is keeping their market share -- because they've managed to capture the automatic loyalty of millions, with what most slashdotters think is crapware. That's the really evil thing about this...

    1. Re:Much less (and more) evil than it sounds by Asic+Eng · · Score: 2, Informative
      Well, I still think there's a difference: what goes on on slashdot is (almost) per definition "grassroot" - there is no large company involved which is driving it.

      It is basically the difference between two people saying they waited for a green light when one of them drove through. The statements are very similar, sure, but one of them is a lie.

      So me suggesting "DMCA Sucks" letters and some MS marketing person suggesting "DMCA is great" letters are similar actions, but his certainly is not grass root. If he claims it is, then he's lying.

  21. I'm going to by jsse · · Score: 2

    write a letter to Utah's Attorney General expressing my view that Microsoft deserves eternal damnation. Also I'll produce enough evidence that I'm not dead at time of writing, e.g. my photo with today's newspaper.

    Anyone with me?

  22. Re:After years of reading slashdot by Deskpoet · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The first intelligent phrase ever spoken occurred today

    " We here at Slashdot would like to take the time to say that strong competition and innovation have been the twin hallmarks of the technology industry, and if the future is going to be as successful as the recent past, the technology sector must remain free from excess regulation."


    While I'm reasonably sure this was irony as originally posted, but as this AC notes, there are a lot of people who believe--like Sunday morning Gospel singers--that competition and innovation have actually occured, and this has been a Good Thing.

    Now, I'm not blind to the appearance of some major conveniences that have been showered onto rich Westerners, but where is the innovation when it comes to feeding people and protecting the environment? Really, all the tech that AC and people like him fetishize has been handed down from the State-Military Nexus as second-rate gear fit for the consumer masses that paid for the original research that created the tech to start with. I'd hardly call that innovation, and you certainly can't say that Raytheon and Lockheed *compete* for the government contracts that float their boats (unless you call the bidding graft sessions "competition".) In this context, "regulation" has no meaning: who watches the Watchmen?

    Comfort and longevity do not equate to happiness and wisdom, even if those wonderful gifts are showered only on those rich enough to afford them.

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    "The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws."--Tacitus, The Histories
  23. Re:Astromailing ?! by cyberdonny · · Score: 2
    > I knew Astrosurfing,

    No, it's not Astrosurfing, but rather Astroturfing, as in "fake grassroots movement". (Astroturf is fake lawn).

  24. Not Misleading by twitter · · Score: 3, Informative
    Let's see here, Satai or is that Overturf, or who knows what else? Why would anyone be suspisious? From the LA Times article:
    Regulators became suspicious of the ruse after noticing that the same sentences appear in the letters and that some return addresses appear invalid.

    Hard to send out spam to invalid addresses, no?

    As for that "other" group or two on the MS payroll:
    Microsoft referred questions about the new campaign to the group running it, Americans for Technology Leadership, which gets some money from Microsoft but won't say how much. ATL was founded in 1999 as a spinoff of the Assn. for Competitive Technology, another pro-Microsoft group.

    Asked about the relationship between the telephone calls to citizens and the subsequent letters, ATL Executive Director Jim Prendergast initially said those who agreed the prosecution was misguided merely were given suggestions about what to use in drafting their own letters. "We gave them a few bullet points, but that's about the extent of it," he said. Asked why some phrases were identical, Prendergast then conceded the letters were written by his operation. "We'd write the letter and then send it to them," he said. "That's fairly common practice."

    Hmmmm. MS is not getting good value here, but I suppose it's cutting edge, the best lobby ever TM! Must be using MS Loby, cuz it's transparent and sucks:

    "It's an obvious corporate attempt to manipulate citizen input," said Rick Cantrell, community relations director for the Utah attorney general.

    "You can just tell these were engineered. When there's a real groundswell, people walk in, they fax, they call. We get handwritten letters."

    Yawn, another second rate offering from MS.

    Kissing two points of Karma goodbye! Mr. Overturf is sure to blast this one to -1 flamebait. Eat me!

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  25. IANAL, but is this libel? by mikeage · · Score: 2

    I've got to wonder... usually the way the news media protect themselves is by saying that "so-and-so alleges that..." "it's been claimed that..." and "reports indicate that...". Here, we have a slashdot posting that clearly claims that Microsoft broke a law which, not only have they not been found guilty of, but of which they have not even accused! No one said they faked letters... merely that they "helped" citizens write letters. That's not a crime. In fact, all groups do that ("Please sign and mail the following petition..."). But about the libel issue... normally, to prove libel, you need to prove a gross disregard for the facts... since slashdot added a link to another story, that would suggest they read the other story... so to say that MS faked signatures is clearly unfounded.

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    1. Re:IANAL, but is this libel? by mikeage · · Score: 2

      Umm... hello? Slashdot is US hosted, US run, US owned, etc.

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  26. Re:I got one of these in the mail. by radja · · Score: 2

    write your own, use the envelope. Have MS pay for anti-MS letters..

    //rdj

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    No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness.
    --Sheikh Abd-Al-Kadir, 1587
  27. This is a result of Microsoft's training by jsse · · Score: 2

    The intensive training seminars that Ball-mer (CEO of Microsoft) did for his employees pays off. The employees know, by showing enough idiocy, they could be one day promoted to upper management. Keep up the good work.

  28. Am I seeing this wrong? by dirk · · Score: 2

    Where exactly is the problem? PR firms call the people and asks if they agree with MS's stance. If they do, they send them a form letter that they can then sign and mail to their congressman. IF they change their mind, they can throw the letter away. They can tell the PR guy they don't agree and nothing will be done. It's been done by many groups for years and years. Unless I'm missing something, it's just a case of MS and their PR firm making it easier for people to mail their representatives.

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    "Information wants to be expensive" - Stewart Brand, the same guy who said "Information wants to be free"
  29. Does it hurt to read the article? by (void*) · · Score: 2

    Because if you did, you'd have realized that it was sarcasm.

  30. But it is the media, it MUST be true!!! by Dman33 · · Score: 2

    Lets wait until the investigation is finished and then, if it's Microsoft, bash them really good.

    Good point, I agree. Just because a journalist reported it does not mean that it is fact. If you read the article, you will notice that nothing indicates that it is actually M$ doing this. It could be anybody. The motive can be that of the letters which would help M$ or the motive is for the letters to be discovered as fake to hurt M$. Either way, it is too early to tell who actually was behind this.

  31. Shameful. by Snowfox · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think it's shameful the way Slashdot $shameful_adverb dumps on Microsoft, a $supportive_phrase of our community. Without Microsoft, we might all be {a computerless nation|carving our own boot disks}. Thumbs up for Microsoft and its right to {innovate|forcefully monopolize} on our desktop!

    Yours, etc. -

    $name
    $address
    Mormon City, UT 96629

  32. Which past is that? by BeBoxer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Three others use exactly these words: "If the future is going to be as successful as the recent past, the technology sector must remain free from excess regulation."

    Would that be the recent past, or the not-so-recent past? Because I think I speak for a lot of people when I say that the technology sector should not repeat its "success" of the last six months.

    1. Re:Which past is that? by Jagasian · · Score: 2

      Your exact perception of the market is one of the main problems facing the mainstream populace. The last 6 months in the tech sector aren't the problem. They are symptoms of the problem which had been happening last year, the year before that, etc... Computers and the internet are NOT a business silver bullet!. It is not the fault of technology itself nor is it something bad that just happened this year, but the reason for the current recession is that many people consistently made bad business decisions. The bad stuff happened last year and the year before that. Can you say "www.bbq.com"?

      People praise the wrong things as the cause of their current success, and they chastise the wrong things for being the cause of their failure.

    2. Re:Which past is that? by jcr · · Score: 2
      I think I speak for a lot of people when I say that the technology sector should not repeat its "success" of the last six months.

      I think you're confusing the dot-com goldrush marketing dinks with the the technology sector.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
  33. damn straight by maddogsparky · · Score: 2

    If Microsoft is the 5th biggest contributer to both the Republicans and Democrats, vote in somebody that hasn't been bought. Give it a chance-there are already two states with independent governors. Why not make it more?

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    1. Re:damn straight by sg3000 · · Score: 2

      > If Microsoft is the 5th biggest contributer to both the Republicans and Democrats,
      > vote in somebody that hasn't been bought.

      The difference is a matter of degrees.

      Microsoft has donated 4-5 times the amount of money to the Republicans that to the Democrats. The way it worked out is Microsoft the company donated money to the Republican National Committee (RNC) or to particular candidates, but usually it was individuals working at Microsoft or subsidiaries (like WebTV) that donated money to the Democrats. So to say that the two biggest parties are "bought" is to oversimplify the situation.

      Don't forget Al Gore went to Microsoft's campus and told them that he supported the case against them (and he refused initially to go at all because Microsoft initially barred the press from attending). GWB on the other hand just mumbles that he's all for innovation.

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  34. Re:Misleading - REMEMBER THE BARKTO SCAM?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I found the link to the little incident way back in 1994 with Rick Segal, a microsoft employee. I guess at least microsoft has gotten smarter over the years, now they simply pay people offsite to do their dirty work.

    Kudos microsoft, you really are the king of innovation!!

  35. Heh... by Sarcasmooo! · · Score: 2

    And this business is allowed to feed it's brand of journalism to the public, claiming it to be ubiased news. The best part is that nothing will change. Despite showing a clear desire to deceive the American public by blatantly influencing elected officials with fabricated statements, today will be just another day for breaking news about sharks attacking missing interns. No corporate charter will be outright revoked, in the way that, for instance, an attorney would be instantly disbarred for deceiving a judge or simply their own client in the same way. If a local newspaper made up stories, I gaurantee it would take more flak than microsoft will over this, without even having to lie to any attorney generals.

    Let's take a look at the big picture; corporations can commit corporate crimes because they have influence over the governing body, and because they control the mediums through which the public will ever hear about it. Choose your news outlet and their respective owner, which would you trust:

    -Fox Broadcasting: News Corp - $$$

    -ABC: Walt Disney Company - $$$

    -CBS: Viacom-Infinity - $$$

    -CNN: AOL-Time Warner - $$$ - $$$

    -NBC: General Electric - $$$ - $$$

    God bless America.

  36. I can see it now... by (H)elix1 · · Score: 2
    Bob: Hey, we have over $47M left in our marketing budget!

    Jane: Better spend it, or we won't get it again next year. Worse, it might go to another department...

    Bob: How about we send out logo'ed thing-a-ma-jigs, like more of those sit on them, and they make you sound like you have gas?

    Jane: Nope, to close to an actual product. We are trying to steer people away from thinking they "own" anything - they license, and give a ways don't promote that.

    Bob: I'm stuck - no more creative juices after killing off clippy and then bringing him back.

    later in PR....

    Alice: We just got $47M - Lets start another grass roots campaign!

  37. Re:Does it hurt to read the article? -yup by (void*) · · Score: 2

    That said, it good to hear a libertarian recognize the role of Governement, rather than merely dissing it.

  38. Ignorant McCarthy-ite by SubtleNuance · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    Why is it that when it comes to anything that has to do with society, the \. editors (yes, the slash leans left on purpose) push forward an authoritarian and often socialist view of government regulation and initiative

    Why do you believe extreme authoritarianism is socialism? This is *NOT* true at all. Social Democratic and Communist principles have nothing to do with authoritarianism or Fascism. Stalin may have been a tyrant - but so are plenty of leaders when given an opportunity.

    Think Nixon, Think about the AstroTurfing MS is doing in this article, Think about your Government, think about the *REALITY* of American McCarthyism.. (which is alive and well btw) and what *that* really means about America.

    Id say that you have a very healthy Authoritarian-Capitalist system in America. You have a body, governing with the tact of Il Duce.

    When you ignorantly berate socialism, by insinuating it is an 'extreme form of authoritarianism' is, at best, ignorant and misguided.

    Would it surprise you to believe that Socialists have 'personal freedom' as one of its major goals? You do understand that being A Slave to the Bosses vs. A slave to the State vs A slave to the King still leaves you a slave. One of the tenants of Socialism (and Communism) is that the 'economy' and 'means of production' are controlled democratically - by citizens... they are given the additional Civic Right of helping guide their economic destiny, they are given the right to participate in the shaping of their economy.

    American Dogma has convinced its people that "economic freedom and free markets mean real freedom, Socialist who seek to heavily regulate and direct the economy are really trying to take away your property && freedom". This is untrue - what Socialists mostly assert is that BOSSES (Capital 'owners') will not be permitted to rule the economy without the input of the citizenry... Everyone must work for a living, and Capital owners, when allowed run freely will incarnate themselves kings and rulers.

    What does this have to do with the article? Well, when you think about it, M$, now completely so out of control - seemingly above the law - that it will now replace the political will of * real * people with its own.. you see the final step of Capitalism out of control - the inevitable end of Free Market Capitalism: Plutocracy

    This is why people goto Seattle, Genova, Quebec and Washington, D.C. this September.

    1. Re:Ignorant McCarthy-ite by SubtleNuance · · Score: 2

      is traditionally implemented with dictatorial rule of the state by force

      yes, in the past it sometimes took tyrants to enforce Communism.

      This dosnt make the idea (communism) wrong, but the tyrant. No one is saying the means justify the ends.. Im saying we have problems, we need a goal. We would be better off to find a working model to implement a Socialist/Communist community *without* the tyranny... it is possible.

  39. Re:Michael's public service announcement.. by vidarh · · Score: 2
    If you read the article linked to, you'll see that
    those sentences are two of the sentences duplicated in a lot of letters.


    In other words: It's a joke, dammit.

  40. Paperclip by Pseudonymus+Bosch · · Score: 5, Funny

    Paperclip:
    It seems that you are writing a letter. Do you want me to change it into a letter supporting Microsoft in the [ODBC: SQL Error in /pr/astroturf/currentsuits.asp , line 145] case?
    [Yes] [Yes]

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    GW Bu
  41. Mistake by pmc · · Score: 2
    Microsoft is sending letters to Utah's Attorney General in support of the company, but with fake signatures of citizens (some of whom are dead!).


    They've made a grave error here.

  42. Having people write for you. by Alien54 · · Score: 2
    For those of us who are just too darn busy, there is always Progressive Secretary.

    They provide a free service writing protest letters for you, although I imagine they need to be in agreement with your politics. [I found the link over on protest.net]

    Some how I think that this is not what microsoft did, considering that the politics are a bit different.

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  43. Re:Try Amnesty International by Sarcasmooo! · · Score: 2

    The difference being that Microsoft isn't a non-profit organization, but a for-profit corporation. Corporations had been prohibited, by law, from influencing elected officials since the days of Abraham Lincoln all the way up till 1886.

  44. Re:Big Deal by vidarh · · Score: 2
    The difference lies in how it's done. Normally
    a political group would either present you with
    a form letter, and ask you to send it in yourself,
    in which case the recipient sees that you didn't
    write the letter in the first place (since they'll
    receive lots of copies), and treats it accordinly (it's easy to get people to sign form letters, so
    there has to be more of them to mean anything),
    or alternatively they ask you to write a letter
    yourself, perhaps giving you some ideas to convey.


    In this case they appear to have prepared letters, but tried their best to make it appear as if ordinary citizens wrote them, and then used sleaze phone "interviews" to get people to agree to sign them.


    The issue here isn't with pro-Microsoft groups getting people to sign letters supporting Microsoft, but with these groups trying to make it
    look like this is something people are doing of
    their own device because they are angry with how
    the case is handled.


    That is deceptive at best...

  45. Wait for the third release... by mblase · · Score: 2

    This is clearly only the first version of Microsoft LetterWriter, so it's bound to have a few quirks. Everyone knows that by version 3.0, it'll be much easier to use, and will probably include support for faxes, answering machine messages, and "handwritten" fonts as well as these printed letters that were spotted so quickly.

    1. Re:Wait for the third release... by slickwillie · · Score: 2

      LetterWriter history:

      LetterWriter 1.0 - Identical letters, different signatures.

      LetterWriter 2.0 - Identical letters, spell-checked.

      LetterWriter 3.0 - Different letters, many identical phrases, some from dead people and non-extant addresses.

      LetterWriter 2.002K - All letters in a batch can be crosschecked for identical phrases.

      LetterWriter ME - The version mentioned in the above message.

      Name change to MSGrassRoots XP - Microsoft purchases a free letter writer service, which happens to run on FreeBSD. MS claims it will port to NT.

      MSGR Ultimate - AI-generated letters. Problem is it requires Beowulf cluster of Linux machines.

      MS Attorney General 1.0 - Sends letters to anyone who previously sent an anti-MS letter. Letters are identical, and say that the state police will soon visit to verify your software licenses.

    2. Re:Wait for the third release... by ReelOddeeo · · Score: 2

      But what about walk ins? The article did say that some people come in person?

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    3. Re:Wait for the third release... by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

      You misunderstood him, I think. He's saying if FUTURE versions of the letter writing astroturfer will try all those other avenues, then will they try to cover the 'in person' technique too?

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  46. New feature of windows update this morning by BroadbandBradley · · Score: 2

    instead of just the regular EndUserLicenseAgreement, there's now an ammendment at the bottom of the rest of the text with a letter already composed and adressed to your local representative.
    Before proceding you must now click "agree" instead of "accept".
    This letter is not from Microsoft, it was added by a non profit organization for the future of world conformance performance, who is only partially funded by microsoft.

  47. Re:Doesn't this stuff happen every day? by vidarh · · Score: 2
    The issue is perception. When you watch a television commercial, do you expect the celebrities have been paid to endorse a product? Sure you do.

    When you receive a form letter, do you expect the sender to have spent lots of time crafting a letter conveying their emotions, and that they deeply care about the subject? Of course not.

    When you receive a letter with personal letterheads, and a seemingly unique content, do you expect that letter to be a letter not written by the sender, but by a lobbying organization? Normally not.

    It's the last case that upset people about this campaign.

  48. What the heck did Minnesota's Atty Gnl say? by mjh · · Score: 2
    In reference to the astroturfed letters...
    Minnesota Attorney General Mike Hatch said he got about 300 of those. "It's sleazy," Hatch said. "This is not a company that appears to be bothered by ethical boundaries."

    Hatch responded with his own mailings to the senders, explaining his position.

    Some of the recipients wrote back by hand, apologizing for passing along the Microsoft-inspired letters. "I sure was misled," one wrote. "It's time for you to get out there & kick butt."

    Now I'd like to know what Hatch's letter said to inspire such a turnaround. Anyone have a copy?

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  49. The Evidence by virg_mattes · · Score: 2
    To quote from the L.A. Time Article:

    Asked about the relationship between the telephone calls to citizens and the subsequent letters, ATL Executive Director Jim Prendergast initially said those who agreed the prosecution was misguided merely were given suggestions about what to use in drafting their own letters.

    "We gave them a few bullet points, but that's about the extent of it," he said.

    Asked why some phrases were identical, Prendergast then conceded the letters were written by his operation. "We'd write the letter and then send it to them," he said. "That's fairly common practice."


    I'd say that qualifies as good enough to cast stones.

    VIrg
  50. The flip side by cworley · · Score: 2


    On the other hand, I've been using Microsoft's " Freedom to Innovate " channel to send hardcopy protests to elected officials with a strictly anti-MS and anti-DMCA tone. Note: it does require a hotmail/passport account.

    Elected officials don't read email anymore. Orrin Hatch (the DMCA's writer) bounces email sent to him -- you're supposed to fill out an online form that doesn't mention IP or the MS antitrust suit under "topics".

    The FTN sends my verbiage snail mail hardcopy. If you sound mad, like "damn DMCA", and "Tell Orrin Hatch to take personal responsibility for Sklyarov" they send back two-page responses telling you they don't agree with you (except for Borin' Orrin himself, who always agrees with me).


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  51. Can't help but wonder by alumshubby · · Score: 2

    I wonder if those dead people all sent their letters in alphabetical order, the way dead people usually vote in Bexar County, Texas...

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  52. It's probably legit by Sayjack · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They probably retained John Edwards to speak with the deceased. I imagine that it went something like this.

    John addressing a man in the crowd: Do you know a Mike...Michael?

    Man in crowd nods emphatically: Michael was my father's name.

    John: Michael's holding up a piece of corn, did he like corn, did he work in a corn related field?

    Man: My father was born in Iowa!!

    John: I'm sensing a crash, did Michael die in a car crash?

    Man: No...but he did use Windows and his computer crashed alot!!

    John: Michael has a message for you sir, "Strong competition and innovation
    have been the twin hallmarks of the technology industry."


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  53. RTFA - Read The Fscking Article!!!! by Picass0 · · Score: 2

    Here, let me help you get your head out of your ass.

    I hadn't even read the article and I could tell the front page story was sarcasm. I even suspected they were quoting from the article I was about to read (and did, unlike you). Put the whole thing in context - a story about Microsoft people putting words in the mouths of other people, and here's Slashdot delivering the MS-party line. You don't get it. You must be new here.

    I would like to close by saying if the future is going to be as successful as the recent past, the technology sector must remain free from excess regulation. Strong competition and innovation have been the twin hallmarks of the technology industry.

  54. Re:Wow, a new low... by Bearpaw · · Score: 2
    I dunno. I think using blatantly faked evidence in a US District Court was at least as low.

    Whatever. In any case, I think Minnesota Attorney General Mike Hatch was right. "This is not a company that appears to be bothered by ethical boundaries." And not very much bothered by legal ones, either.

    Microsoft Corporation is a legal person. Who the hell would deal with a real person with such a fucked-up mindset, unless they couldn't avoid dealing with them?

  55. We can do this too by Wolfier · · Score: 2

    If it is not a crime - it's only fair game.

  56. Hatching a Plan by virg_mattes · · Score: 2

    The thing that amazes me is that of all of the people to whom to send an obviously fake letter campaign, they choose Mike Hatch. What the heck were they thinking?!?

    Virg

    P.S. Science is not a religion. I read your user comment, and I have a rebuttal, but it's offtopic to post it here and you don't provide an address.

  57. Ambivalent by BillyGoatThree · · Score: 2

    On the one hand, I'm glad MS is getting found out oftener and oftener these days and in particular I'm glad their fake "grassroots support" is being exposed.

    OTOH, this sentence is ominous (where it isn't misinformed): "State law-enforcement officials became suspicious after noticing that the same sentences appear in the letters and that some return addresses appeared invalid."

    First of all, same sentences are no big deal. All organized letter-writing campaigns send out a script. Some of these are "sample letters" that people just copy, some are just bullet points but nobody should be surprised if some people come up with the same sentence to express the same thought.

    What's ominous to me is that state law-enforcement is checking return-addresses of citizen petitions. I'd hate to think that information was being cross-referenced with anything anywhere. For instance, should I refuse to sign a petition or send a letter if I have outstanding traffic tickets?

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  58. We're guilty too by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 2

    You know, this is bad and all, and it was very dumb of Microsoft (or more specifically, someone at Microsoft) for doing this. But at the same time, the Linux community does this kind of thing all the time. In the recent OpenGL vs. Direct3D thread, for example, everyone was bashing away at D3D based on info from years ago and without ever having used D3D. Pro-OpenGL rhetoric from such people is right up there with writing fake letters supporting OpenGL, in that they have the same lack of honest information content.

  59. No way this is true. by cruise · · Score: 2

    Everyone knows that the .gov types never read anything which actual citizens send them. Unless it's a memmo from one of corporate america's finace departments with a check in it, it's tossed in the trash.

    I guess the reporter must have been dumpster diving again.

  60. Re:Yes, it is. by macdaddy · · Score: 2
    Whoops. I forgot to login. My bad. I just remembered something else. If they used real peoples' names for their letters, that's libel.
    A false publication, as in writing, print, signs, or pictures, that damages a person's reputation.
    If I feel that this false publication saying I support Microsoft damages my reputation, then that's libel. I'm not sure what other terms apply to it.
  61. Re:Try Amnesty International by Sarcasmooo! · · Score: 2

    Yes. And like I said, the regulations started to crumble around 1886. My point was that it's been understood since the days of the founding fathers that the private sector has no business influencing the peoples' government, and that it's only become acceptable through years of corruption; soft money and otherwise.

  62. letters bore the names of dead people by Karmageddon · · Score: 2
    Microsoft is not sending the letters to the final destination

    no, they are sending them from The Final Destination... that's the problem ;)

  63. How stupid do you have to be... by rnturn · · Score: 2

    ...to pull another one of these fake grasroots support stunts when you've been found out before?

    Just another one for the ``Help Me! I still have four bullets and I'm all out of feet'' folder.

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  64. Microsoft, Sierra Club "evil." by mellon · · Score: 2
    Pardon my cynical subject line, but the only difference between what Microsoft has done here and what lobbying organizations like the Sierra Club do is that Microsoft can afford to call and argue with people to get them on their side, whereas the Sierra Club has to settle for just sending the letter and hoping people will sign it.


    I don't like that Microsoft has more money than the Sierra Club and can therefore afford to call people and personally convince them to sign the letters, but I don't believe that this is unethical. It's simply one of the prices we pay for freedom of speech - everybody has freedom of speech, and those who have more money can speak louder.


    Sigh. And I have to say that I am disappointed by the Slashdot article here - the person who wrote it should have read the original article, so that the slashdot article could have been a little more factual. I am very fond of slashdot, and it worries me when I see stories that really belong in the Slashdot Enquirer. :'(


    _MelloN_

  65. Re:Bloatware by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2

    No...the 747 was built to a spec.

    The Spruce Goose was like trying to run Windows 95 on 4 MB of RAM.

    Aviation bloatware...Shuttle, B-36, FB-111 when it was a fighter for the Navy and a Bomber for the USAF, the Nazi Germany Giant Gilder/Bomber/Transport. Those are examples of Aviation bloatware...but the Shutte is awesome, but it was an attempt to do everything in one vehicle. Like Homer Simpson's car for his brother's company.

    "All my life, I have searched for a car that feels a certain way. Powerful like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding like a Nerf ball. Now, at last, I have found it."

  66. Blue screen by infinite9 · · Score: 2

    Ha! Blue screen of death. Literally!

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  67. Hey! by virg_mattes · · Score: 2

    > I mean we all know you'd have ot be brain dead to use windows
    > anyway - this just takes it a stpe further.


    Hey, this is just mean. Maybe you should say, "...brain dead to use Windows by choice" instead, since I'm required to use Windows by my employer, and I manage to keep some brain cells alive with regular Linux injections at home.

    Virg

  68. I'd bet anything that.... by imagineer_bob · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...these "letters" (if they exist at all) were forged by anti-microsoft Zealots in an attempt to make Microsoft look bad.


    Face it, Microsoft has millions of supporters, buy a tiny, vocal group of anti-Microsoft crazies (like Guy Kawasaki).

  69. Surely not... by jejones · · Score: 2

    Surely this isn't what was meant in the famous X windows "virus alert" by the line "X Windows. You'll envy the dead."...

  70. Microsoft's Fault by Jason+Earl · · Score: 2

    The ironic thing is that if Microsoft didn't spend all of it's time kicking it's customers in the teeth then there probably would be an actual groundswell of public outcry against the DOJ and the states that are suing. Microsoft's customers like the integration and the standardization that Windows and Office have fostered, and Microsoft has made software more affordable. It used to be pretty darn expensive to outfit your PC with all of the software you needed to run a business. MS Office is way too expensive, but it is less expensive than WordPerfect and Lotus 1-2-3 used to be.

    However, Microsoft, has gotten greedy, and has basically resorted to extorting money from their users. Windows XP has a whole raft of anti-consumer "features," Microsoft's BSA goons are out in force, and Microsoft's licensing tactics get more and more predatory every year. Because of their actions nearly everyone in the computer industry is hoping that Microsoft gets taken down a peg or two. Even Microsoft's biggest customers are hoping that the DOJ chews them up and spits them out.

    Perhaps someday Microsoft will learn something about customer service. Until then, don't expect any actual public support for their actions.

    1. Re:Microsoft's Fault by Paul+Komarek · · Score: 2

      Damn, you betcha. I believe that the thing which will really take Microsoft down is that THEY HAVE NO FRIENDS. They have inept cronies, just like bad guys in the movies ("Igor, write some letters to the State Attorney Generals, and use your good brain!"). But they have no friends.

      They've pissed off *all* of their customers. It doesn't matter whether you think their customers are end-consumers or OEMs, because they've made enemies of both groups. They've pissed off the government and at least one federal judge -- and I expect they're starting to get on the nerves of their former friends in the appealate court, too.

      Unless they take over the military and stage a coup, they're going to suffer for their antisocial behavior.

      -Paul Komarek

  71. To smart to do something this stupid? by sg3000 · · Score: 2

    As you say, do you honestly think that the world's most scrutinized company would knowingly agree to a campaign that utilized dead folk's signature's? As much as you hate to admit, MS has put themselves in this dominant position by having pretty smart people with keen business acumen and the drive to beat/crush their competition. How dumb do you think they are?

    I never find the argument that some entity is too smart to do something stupid very convincing. That reminds me of when people claim that some "psychic" must be real because if he were a fake, his tricks would work all the time. Since the tricks only work some of the time, he must be the real thing!

    Microsoft isn't infallible. And although it's unlikely that Balmer explicately told them to send out letters with dead people's signatures, he probably implicately told them to do whatever it takes. It's hard to believe that anything Microsoft does in relation to this case would be done without executive management's approval or consent.

    Don't forget, although this case is extreme, it isn't completely unheard of considering other things (faked demos in court, misleading videotape in court, the other astroturf campaign, Gates claiming they don't track marketshare, etc) they've done lately.

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  72. Actually, by virg_mattes · · Score: 2

    ...farmers do indeed...

    >...get "enormous benefits" compared to regular people

    ...from the government. While it's true that farmers need these benefits more than the general populace, the governmental assistance is enviable. For example, imagine I'm a small computer maker. Can you imagine the government paying CompUSA not to sell more than X computers in my area, so that there's enough demand for my machines so I don't go out of business? This is an overextension of the idea, but you get the point. And, the original poster's point is valid, in that corporations that can get favorable legislation passed reap huge rewards for it. If you don't like using farmers as an example, use the Baby Bells instead.

    Virg

  73. Microsoft's Myopic Lack of Ethics by FreeUser · · Score: 2

    Is it wrong? Probably.

    Probably? I think this sort of ethical blindspot is something Microsoft shares with most serious criminals, and differentiates them from most decent people ... an inability to differentiate right and wrong even in some of the more obvious, less grey areas, of which this is one. Impersonating individual people (including dead people) in an effort to decieve and undermine the very fundamental, personal feedback upon which our democracy relies in no small part and thereby distorting the entire governance process ... let me give you a hint: YES, IT IS WRONG. You are robbing people of their voice, stealing their identity and speaking out in their name without their knowledge and quite possibly against their wishes. Certainly the dead have no business lobbying legislators, even if they are known to vote for party machine candidates in Chicago elections from time to time (Mayor Daley being the quintessential example). This goes well beyond lobbying one's own point of view and agenda and is, at the very least, fraudulant.

    This is wrong, pure and simple. There is no "grey" area here, no uncertainty, no "maybe" about it. And if this uncertainty is indicative of the ethical maturity of Microsoft and those who apologize and shill for them, and I think it probably is based upon their actions to date (not to mention some of the absurd forms the defense of those actions has taken), then I can only say that the worst behaviors attributed to Microsoft and its lackeys are emminently believable.

    To underscore one aspect of why this is wrong in as dramatic a notion as possible, let me ask: how many of those impersonated are actually Macintosh users. GNU/Linux or FreeBSD users? None? Perhaps, but if they have impersonated thousands, then likely it is a number greater than zero, in which case Microsoft (or their "we must maintain deniability" outsourced PR subcontractor) is not only decietful in their representation of an astroturfed campaign, but are actually stealing people's voices to "campaign" for the opposite of what they want. And before someone starts bemoaning Americans' apathy and using that as an excuse, the right to say nothing is just as protected as the right to speak out, and saying nothing does not entitle someone else to put words in your mouth, certainly not in a political context, any more than not voting entitles someone else to cast your vote in addition to their own.

    If what Microsoft and their paid shills did isn't defined as criminal under current law, it damn well should be.

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    1. Re:Microsoft's Myopic Lack of Ethics by Satai · · Score: 2

      You are robbing people of their voice, stealing their identity and speaking out in their name without their knowledge and quite possibly against their wishes. Certainly the dead have no business lobbying legislators, even if they are known to vote for party machine candidates in Chicago elections from time to time (Mayor Daley being the quintessential example). This goes well beyond lobbying one's own point of view and agenda and is, at the very least, fraudulant.

      Wait. Did I miss something? In the article - which I quoted above - it said that every letter was sent out, and then resent to the government. It even went so far as to describe the envelopes as being pre-stamped, pre-addressed.

      Where the dead were addressed, it was stated that the names were signed by family members - in their own name or the name of the deceased. That's out of Microsoft's hands - and yeah, I'll concede that the paid shills, the lobbying companies doing it, are essentially part of MS - and into the hands of the 'next of kin' or whatever. Now, if we had evidence MS targetted these people because of recent death, or something, then I think we ought to be angry.

      The only place where the origin of the letters was doubted was the mythical "Tucson, Utah," which in all truth I'm very curious about. The other letters weren't sent by Microsoft, as I had commented - but this one is odd. Was it a typo? Possibly, but I'm inclined to say 'not-likely.'

      If they had actually signed, forged, WHATEVER, a dead person's name to the list, then I wouldn't have equivocated. As it is, it's a breach of ethics - and very, very wrong. But it's still not what the post said in the headline.

      The entire point of my post was to counteract this kind of knee-jerk reaction to the headline. Read the article linked.

    2. Re:Microsoft's Myopic Lack of Ethics by Satai · · Score: 2

      and think he's naive to think that "pro-Microsoft groups" aren't precisely the sort of shills Slashbots probably think I am for expressing insufficiently uncontrolled rage and wild accusations towards Microsoft.

      Yeah, after further thought it occurred to me that (especially) in the business world, when dealing with other businesses, "shilling for" and "employed by" are pretty much the same thing. Pardon my initial naivete.

  74. Innovation by Puk · · Score: 2

    So here we have it -- final proof that Microsoft is innovating. This is their new astroturfing/letter writing software, which can even scan obituaries to find "real" names to use, and rearrange sentences in interesting ways so that it doesn't seem like a machine is doing the writing. Tell me that's not innovative.

    Now just watch as they use this argument in one of their law suits.

    -Puk

  75. Slashdot Fakes News Reporting! by NetJunkie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They had people sign pre-done form letters and send them in. Big deal. EVERYONE does this, ALL lobby groups do this.

    How hypocritical is /.? Well, let's see. Everytime we need to write a congressman someone comes up with an automailer or sends out a form email. What's the difference? Oh yeah, this is Microsoft and I'm on Slashdot.

    1. Re:Slashdot Fakes News Reporting! by fishbowl · · Score: 2


      > They had people sign pre-done form letters and
      > send them in. Big deal. EVERYONE does this,
      > ALL lobby groups do this.

      Explain to me how they got dead people to sign.
      Now explain how EVERYONE does this. How do
      ALL lobby groups do this?

      It doesn't matter if they sent out 100,000 legitimate letters. If one of them is a clear case of fraud, it's a clear case of fraud, and
      I expect to be reading about a trial soon.

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  76. What Utah did by twitter · · Score: 2
    Once again, from the article:

    State officials said they won't be swayed by the effort, and Hatch responded with his own mailings to the senders, explaining his position.

    Some recipients wrote back by hand, apologizing for passing along the Microsoft-inspired letters. "I sure was misled," one wrote.

    But to really show up what was going on here, in case you missed it earlier, consider this:

    Some residents who fielded ATL's calls believed the states themselves were soliciting their views, according to the attorneys general of Minnesota, Illinois and Utah.

    When a caller started asking Minnesotan Nancy Brown questions about Microsoft, she thought she was going to get help figuring out what was wrong with her computer.

    Instead, the caller wanted to know whether she agreed that federal and state antitrust prosecutors had better things to do than attack the leader of the high-tech economy.

    "They were trying to get me to say the government had no business interfering with Microsoft," Brown said. "I said I didn't agree with that."

    Recap! This organization, under pay from MS, called up people in at least three states under false pretenses and harrassed them with this kind of bull. They then lied about mailing their victims forms to rubberstamp and mail back, and pretended all the letters were spontanious. False addresses and dead people make it look like they lied about all of it, and cast doubt on the authenticity of any of the letters. Shoddy work, poorly executed and compounded with dishonesty.

    Nothing new here, par for the MS course.

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    1. Re:What Utah did by fishbowl · · Score: 3, Interesting



      > Nothing new here, par for the MS course.

      Wait, I think there is something new here.
      Using the US Mail to commit fraud! That's a whole
      new ballgame, and probably a lot easier to try and
      convict than antitrust accusations have been.

      They only need one count, and executives get locked up for decades in small rooms with large
      men deciding what tv channel to watch.

      You really don't want to do the whole mail fraud thing, even if you are a multitrillion dollar company.

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  77. Here's your slap. by small_dick · · Score: 2

    If you had bothered reading the link, you would know a few things.

    1) It is not a single person within Microsoft "mis-interpreting" their orders. It is several PR companies, doing exactly the same thing, along with Microsoft.

    2) After the PR company calls the target, and confirms they are supportive of Microsoft, The letterheads, return addresses, and envelopes arrive at the house pre-printed and ready to go, complete with paragraphs moved around and paper colr/font changes to make them appear to be from "individuals".

    3) There's a lot of money flowing. How can be be from a Linux company?

    The "facts" were there, had you bothered to go read a little. But as this story shows, Microsoft supporters have a few issues when it comes to writing. It's not too much of a stretch to imagine they have issues following links and reading the articles as well.

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  78. A Thought by virg_mattes · · Score: 3, Interesting

    > I honestly am hard pressed to believe the people at
    > the top could be 'this' stupid.


    I'm not so sure it's stupidity so much as an astonishing amount of hubris. For example, shortly after Judge Jackson's remedy was thrown out, Mr. Gates himself held a news conference in which he explicitly said that the event was proof that Microsoft did not illegally tie its browser to it OS. Since several courts since then have not overturned the conviction (only the punishment), this statement was either an horrific mistake on his part, or a bald-faced lie. In either case, with this episode (and the falsified benchmark video) in mind, it does not strike me as out of character for the top brass at Microsoft to try something like this.

    Virg

  79. Re:WTF?!?!? by joshwa · · Score: 2

    No, it's real. It may not be visible now, but this user has been changing his sig to remove the evidence. He HAS been placing goatsex links in his sig, where the link-checker doesn't yet function.

    See this bug and several others on sourceforge... they all appear to be closed, but apparently the problem still exists.

  80. I AGREE WHOLEHEARTEDLY by Dr.+Awktagon · · Score: 2

    We here at Slashdot would like to take the time to say that strong competition and innovation have been the twin hallmarks of the technology industry, and if the future is going to be as successful as the recent past, the technology sector must remain free from excess regulation.

    I agree. To put it another way, strong competition and innovation have been the twin hallmarks of the technology industry, and if the future is going to be as successful as the recent past, the technology sector must remain free from excess regulation.

    Microsoft is much better than Cats. I'm going to see it again and again.

    J. Doe (deceased)

  81. Alright! by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 2
    I just submitted this, glad to see someone else beat me to it.

    I think my headline kicked butt over the winning submission, though...

    Microsoft Lobbies With Dead People

    :D

  82. Please mod the above up! by farrellj · · Score: 2

    It makes a good point, and everyone in the US that reads Slashdot should do it!

    ttyl
    Farrell

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  83. Re:The suspense is killing me; I hope it will last by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 2
    Um- I'm pretty sure I have never posed as a dead person to lobby anything. I think I would have noticed ;)

    The correct opinion is not 'halfway in between'. The correct opinion is, 'gee, Microsoft attempts to turn off the antitrust case with a massive lobbying effort lying to people and using the names of dead people'. You know, when government officials get caught carrying on like that we just about run them out of town on a rail. Why are we supposed to extend extra consideration to Microsoft? They deserve to get gutted for this. Bluntly, they are fucking with our government.

  84. Speaking of the past. by hey! · · Score: 2

    Speaking of the not-so-recent past, remember that when Microsoft and Compaq stole the show from IBM, it was only after big blue had been taken down a couple notches by some pretty aggressive pursuit of anti-trust regulations.

    By today's standards, this was somewhat "excessive", but if not for that where would Mr. Gate's "freedom to innovate" come from?

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  85. Similar to Walkerton's water. by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 2

    You just have to laugh out loud when you read something like this. A company that has so much scrutiny focused on it for underhanded tactics - is using some of the most fraudulent tactics known to man.

    Oh, I agree, it's funny as all hell. But the lobbying groups are doing it.

    A parallel pretty close to home for both of us is the Walkerton water crisis.

    The mayor didn't supervise the water supply very well and has even helped to keep PR nightmares (like people getting sick from the water) quiet.

    Now, his minions are taking the fall, but you'd think that it would have killed his credibility. No way! The idiot residents of Walkerton re-elected him.

    It's as dumb as Detroiters voting for Coleman Young over and over and over... despite his noble views, he was clearly destructive to the city.

    Just like these mayors, Microsoft will manage to skirt the PR nightmare. Just you watch.

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  86. New Microsoft Ad by WillSeattle · · Score: 2

    [spooky music - we see that kid from AI and a certain ex-husband of Demi Moore - slowly zoom in]

    Bruce Willis: [hushed tones] What do you see when you look in Microsoft's PR department?

    [pause, music builds]

    Hailey: [plaintive voice] I see dead people ...

    [music crescendo, hush]

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  87. OT Response to your Reply by virg_mattes · · Score: 2

    My comment was to indicate that I'd read the comments in your user info. Do you have a crash account (Yahoo or Hotmail or such)?

    Virg

  88. Book 'em, Dano! by jcr · · Score: 2

    That's fraud, and possibly criminal impersonation. This isn't like faking letters to the editor of the Washington Post in the name of fictitious microsquish lusers, this is identity theft; and since the letters went to a law enforcement official, there might very well be a charge of obstruction of justice here.

    I hope that the judge who decides their sentence in the anti-trust case takes their recidivism into account.

    -jcr

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    1. Re:Book 'em, Dano! by fishbowl · · Score: 2

      >since the letters went to a law enforcement
      > official, there might very well be a charge of
      > obstruction of justice here.

      I'd start with postal fraud. That can get stiff
      fines and long jail terms for anyone held responsible.

      If there's anything left of Microsoft after the Postal Inspectors are finished, then we can move to impersonation and obstruction of justice.

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  89. Astroturf... by PhilHibbs · · Score: 2

    can really burn your knees. Just ask Bill.

  90. Forging letters to attorneys general? by Animats · · Score: 2
    Sending forged letters to attorneys general has got to be one of the dumbest moves a big company could make.

    State laws on forgery differ. Minnesota and Utah have weak ones, but see Maine.

    1. Re:Forging letters to attorneys general? by fishbowl · · Score: 2

      Prosecution would probably be along the lines of penalties for the person of the highest authority who knew or should have known about the violation.
      At least that's how they do it for environmental laws. That means, if BillG himself should have known about this, and the various cases of perjury that we all know about, then he personally risks doing time.

      Call me old fashioned, but I enjoy it when high-level businessmen get locked up for their crimes like perjury and fraud. "Fines" are just
      plain irrelevant when you're dealing with billionaires. But a few days in county? That
      might just be enough to level the playing field.

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  91. Criminally stupid maybe by jflynn · · Score: 2

    I don't think the A.G.s this letter was directed at find it very funny at all, and Microsoft does need to settle with them.

    If this should provoke a *real* grassroots letter writing campaign expressing support for the prosecution (and outrage at Microsoft's tactics) it could prove more than a little counterproductive.

    Legality aside, I don't see this as a minor matter. Expression of popular sentiment is close to the only peaceful feedback mechanism we the people still have. Diluting it will not promote domestic tranquility. Especially if the purpose is to make corporations even less accountable to the law.

  92. Re:A different viewpoint on Microsoft and Competit by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 2

    ...signed, Lenin ;)

  93. Re:The suspense is killing me; I hope it will last by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 2
    "Freedom means freedom to be ethical and freedom to be unethical... tactics that are unethical, but common and to be expected."

    No. The body of law having to do with this sort of behavior is called 'fraud' law, and no, you do not have the freedom to committ fraud any more than you have the freedom to rob banks, and no, these tactics are not to be expected.

    They are to be arrested.

  94. Using proxies to mislead by Eric+Green · · Score: 2
    Microsoft reminds me of some spammer scum I had an encounter with some time ago. They claimed "We don't spam!", just as Microsoft is claiming "We don't astroturf!". No, they didn't spam. They just paid other people to sell their product, and those other people spammed constantly and continuously for months .


    Point: Microsoft's proxies are paid PR flacks, and Microsoft is responsible for their actions, no matter how much Microsoft tries to disclaim it.


    In other news, The Register reports that Microsoft is making false accusations of selling counterfeit software in order to shut down dealers who dare buy shrink-wrapped copies of OEM product on the open market. This shows exactly how anti-competitive Microsoft really is -- they believe in the open market, as long as it's not their own product being sold in it! It also shows that Microsoft is a company whose management is made up of habitual liars, but we already knew that.


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  95. How's that start? by krmt · · Score: 5, Funny

    How much you want to bet the letters begin with "I send you this file to ask your advice"?

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  96. Re:Wanna bet? by gorilla · · Score: 2

    That is true for theft or wrongful death, but not for libel or slander, as the multiple links I gave show.

  97. My Rebuttal, Then. by virg_mattes · · Score: 2

    Okay, if you don't have an email to use, I'll just do it here.

    > Sig: Science is a religion.

    It's not. I think you're confusing science with Scientism (or scientific humanism). Science isn't a belief system. It's a method of inquiry.

    > You place your faith in what you can sense and in the words of those
    > you respect, e.g. the scientific comunity.


    Placing faith in anything, including scientists, isn't science. It's faith.

    > I also place my faith in what I can sense and in those I respect.

    Good to know, but that's also not science.

    > Things that are literally inexplicable by science have happened
    > to those who are close to me.


    Nothing is inexplicable to science, because science allows "I don't know" as an answer. Scientists generally don't _like_ that answer, but there's nothing in the scientific method that requires an answer to any question. Since you can't explain the things that happened to those people by any currently known scientific laws, you can say "I can't explain what happened by any currently known scientific laws" and still be within the scientific method.

    > That is enough evidence for me to have faith that my religion and
    > science are equally legitimate.


    Evidence and faith are contradictory. By definition, faith is belief in something, in the absence of proof one way or the other. This statement does, however, point up an issue that I suspect is causing much of your confusion. See below for more on science and religion, and their relationship to each other.

    > > ...science is not based on, or even really concerned with, truths.
    >
    > Then what is the point? AFAIK, scientist base their theories on
    > facts. Darn! What was that expression...the facts don't lie? Science
    > is a bunch of statements that are true or false. If they are true,
    > it is sound science. If they are false, it is quackery or
    > pseudo-science (if somewhere in between).


    The point is specifically that truth is a relative term. Science isn't a bunch of statements that are true or false, it's a method of determining the truth or falsehood of a bunch of statements (scientists call 'em "hypotheses"). Sound science is hypotheses that are consistent with observation. Quackery is the use of scientific jargon to deceive. Pseudoscience is the use of the scientific method backwards; that is, trying to bend facts to suit theories instead of the other way around.

    > > ...they must be testable and repeatable...
    >
    > So what is the "Big Bang" theory? How is that either testable or
    > repeatable? Sure you can make similar astronomical observations and
    > recalucalate the results to formulas, but you can neither really test
    > it or repeat it.


    You're badly misinterpreting this idea. The "testable/repeatable" idea applies to experiments. The Big Bang (if it ocurred) is an event, not an experiment. One does not need to repeat the Big Bang to investigate the validity of the theory. It works like this:

    Theory: The universe started with a big explosion.
    Corollary: This explosion (to be consistent with known physics) would have left an EM signature.
    Experiment: test for the presence of postulated EM signature.

    The test for a background signature is testable (either the EM field will be detected or it won't) and repeatable (anyone with the necessary equipment can repeat the test at any time). If the field is found (it was), this evidence can be used to bolster the case for the Big Bang theory of universal origin, and it weakens the steady-state theory of the universe, because the steady-state theory (again, to be consistent with known physics) would not reasonably contain said field. Now, all of this said, the scientific method also allows that if something new in the field of physics comes up that would reasonably explain the field better than the Big Bang theory, BB would be rejected in favor of that new idea. But, as you see, the theory does not require direct observation or repetition of the event, only of the tests.

    > IMHO, the "Big Bang" theory, archeology in general, and any other
    > branch of science that deals with events distant in the past are very
    > hard to test or repeat. They attempt to explain how things came to
    > be. How did the universe really start? Did Neanderthal die out or
    > merge with Crowmagnon (sp?) man? What event occured that caused so
    > many religions to have a story of a great flood? Where does the
    > personality of a person reside?


    Again, the events don't need to be tested. The hypotheses are the attempted explanations, and the tests that prove or disprove those hypotheses are what need to be falsifiable/repeatable. To take an extreme example, I'll use your last hypothesis. I propose that the personality of a human resides in the left foot. My test is to find people who have lost their left foot, and see if personlity changes ensue. This is both falsifiable (either I will observe changes or I won't) and repeatable (any researcher can find someone who lost their left foot and repeat the experiment). Therefore my hypothesis is a scientific one. However, as you can well guess, my experiments will show that it's erroneous. As a good scientist, I must therefore say that this theory fails the consistency test (my hypothesis is inconsistent with observation), and therefore I must discard it.

    > Most religions also have an explanation of how things came to be.
    > Scientists are researchers who try to uncover and support scientific
    > "laws". Theologins are researchers of who try to uncover relgious
    > "truths".


    You must be careful not to confuse these two ideals, especially because scientific laws must stand up to direct experimentation, and religious beliefs do not (and cannot) have such constraints, because they are not quantitative by nature.

    > What is the difference? What you believe is a fact. That is what
    > seperates religions from each other and religion from science. Hence
    > my .sig.


    Not by any quantitative definition of the word "fact" is a belief a fact. Facts, as defined by the scientific method, are phenomena that are consistent with any experiment that can be run against them. More important, no "fact" is accepted as perfectly immutable in science. Newton's laws of motion spring to mind, which were considered "laws of nature" until that Einstein troublemaker came along. What separates religions from science is the type of questions they try to answer. Too many people try to use religion to answer questions about scientific theory, or the scientific method to try to answer religious or philosophical questions. Each method is ill-suited to address the other's issues, as science deals in quantitative methods, and religion (and by its extension philosophy) deal in nonquantitative methods, which is why I can say at last that science is not a religion.

    Virg

  98. Re:Bloatware by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2

    I didn't mean the software.

    I meant the way the system was designed.

    Take an airplane, a rocket, reusable systems and disposable systems and wrap it into one system.

    It was almost as if all the pre-1970 NASA and USAF programs that Nixon chopped got parts wrapped up into Shuttle.

  99. Like an Outlook Virus by crucini · · Score: 2

    Like most of the Outlook 'viruses', this exploit relied on human gullibility. Microsoft didn't forge anyone's signature - rather they sent the letters and envelopes to people and somehow persuaded them to sign and mail them. The fundamental problem is that many people are so pliable that they are simply putty in the hands of any persuasive talker.

    One of the 'victims' said, "I sure was misled." Was he? Did he believe the things in the letter which he signed?

    This is similar to the democrats busing in senior citizens to vote. The alleged autonomy of the human being is superceded by the gullibility of individuals.

  100. Can't they even get that right? by gotan · · Score: 2

    I really wonder. I mean, there's a company as big as Microsoft, As we all know they have a good marketing team (apparently their marketing is better than the developers, but nevermind), and they don't even manage to do these fake letters right. I mean, this is obviously a planned thing (they even had a statement ready for damage control, after it was discovered), so we can only conclude, that Microsoft wasn't able to come up with enough genuine letters. They could've hired a team of language professors, they could've done som search&replace on other similar letters, they could've built a whole database system compiling genuine support letters. But no, they did it in such an obvious way, even pupils can do better, when copying down their homework from someone else. I think, much scarier than microsofts attempts at world domination is their incompetence.

    This shows in marketing, the recent campaigns agains Linux and against softwarepirates did more to discredit Microsofts statements and to drive people away from their products, than to build more customer-relationships. It shows in Microsofts obvious carelessnes with respect to the still ongoing legal battles (their stalling strategies are too obvious, and they're bundling other applications with windows XP, regardless, making it very hard for the courts to be generous about it). And now their incompetence is showing in this campaign, which, now that it became public, is worse for Microsoft, than anything Sun could do to Microsoft with the recent haggling about bundling Java with Windows XP.

    Well, i don't know what's disturbing me most: Microsofts success, despite their incompetence, or their incompetence despite their success.

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  101. Even the banner ads know (and laugh) by leonbrooks · · Score: 2

    See http://hedland.edu.au/~ad-temp/, cue twilight-zone theme.

    Unbelievable. (-:

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