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Virus Cost Estimate For 2001 Tops $10 Billion

Snootch writes: "CNN has a story on the costs of virii - they're absolutely collossal, and remember that the $10 billion figure is just *so far this year*...scary. The article gives a pretty good breakdown by virus, and while it says little else that the average /. reader won't know by now, it's an interesting read all the same. To quote Red Dwarf's Kryten, 'Smug Mode,' but I note that every single one mentioned in the article, bar one (Code Red), was a client-side Outlook virus ..."

"My other thought was this: Considering that according to the article, nearly half the money was spent cleaning infected systems out, then the virus-checker industry, and therefore the implications of Symantec's recent patent, are even bigger than I realised ... *gulp*" Of course, estimates like these are often made by people with vested interests in the effect such numbers have, and there are a lot of costs that are very tough to estimate accurately -- like sysadmin time.

239 comments

  1. Re:All I can say is... by smunt · · Score: 1

    Major companies are always major victims

  2. Its been a long time.... by BiggestPOS · · Score: 1
    Since anyone accused the virus protection companies from infecting the public on purpose, lets start doing that again.

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    1. Re:Its been a long time.... by drsoran · · Score: 2

      Not it hasn't been. I've been saying this all along to people I know. The recent trends of anti-virus software vendors starting to charge a subscription fee to get signature updates has done nothing but solidify my argument. A few years ago companies that charged money for the antivirus software itself were really the exception... now we are seeing the reverse. Does anyone know of any virus scanning software that is free?

    2. Re:Its been a long time.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well they do want total market dominatino don't they? ;)

  3. Re:All I can say is... by TheLinuxWizard · · Score: 0

    Yeah, totally... I still wonder how come nobody seems to realize that all this virus stuff could be avoided if they'd just start using free software? and that's only one of the advantages, man... It's a sad world :/

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  4. Mission critical by smunt · · Score: 1

    How do missioncritical projects handle this kind of problems? That's nuclear stations, NASA and the like...

    1. Re:Mission critical by AA0 · · Score: 1

      people in places like NASA tend to be computer literate, as their whole job relies on it. I'm also sure they hire quite a few good tech guys.... not just someone who thinks his MCSE is the be all and end all of certifications.

      I have a feeling NASA doesn't use outlook for email, or run unpatched systems, even if they did use IIS.
      A professional company doesn't use microsoft to run everything, they know better.

    2. Re:Mission critical by vrmlknight · · Score: 3, Informative

      I work in the Network Operations Center at one type of mission critical facility and most of our servers are Linux and Unix variants while these were fine we were still hit w/ code red (all the win2k desktops) bogged down everything our DNS servers were getting around 10,000 hits/hr (a lot for our internal servers) and all the extra traffic (probing for other IIS boxes) brought stuff down cause nothing could communicate over the network for about 12 min we pulled the plug on router that connects everything to the servers so that the servers could still communicate that started patching machines we lost about 12 min of productivity and another day of patching desktops. Luckily it happened around 8:00PM right as I was getting ready to leave so I was right they to pull the plug to separate the networks and than we called people in and started patching the win2k boxes

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    3. Re:Mission critical by smunt · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      This must be Thursday, I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

      Is that SO?

    4. Re:Mission critical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can see why you are in network ops and not in a field where you'd need to communicate with people.

    5. Re:Mission critical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only idiots reply to sigs...

      LONG LIVE DOUGLAS ADAMS!

    6. Re:Mission critical by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2
      I have a feeling NASA doesn't use outlook for email, or run unpatched systems, even if they did use IIS. A professional company doesn't use microsoft to run everything, they know better.

      "I believe it must be true so I'll post it to slashdot even though I have no idea what the truth of the matter is"

      NASA has for many years been failing to deploy desktop security from a Canadian company called Entrust. That means that their security infrastructure has to be running on W2K machines 'cos thats all Entrust support.

      I find it interesting that the company I work for strips out Sircam virus using a plug in to their Exchange server while the MIT AI lab where I have a courtesy account still hasn't put a patch into their sendmail running on Slowlaris.

      I still get about 200 Sircam messages a day on my AI account. Not a problem if I have a high bandwidth connection but my account is now unusable from a dialup modem.

      The reason that most viruses attack Outlook is that it is much easier to access the outlook address book with a couple of lines of VB script than to parse the headers in the mail spool.

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    7. Re:Mission critical by rknop · · Score: 2

      I have a feeling NASA doesn't use outlook for email, or run unpatched systems, even if they did use IIS.

      I dunno if NASA runs IIS, but I do hear that they run ISS.

      -Rob

    8. Re:Mission critical by Veteran · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I do work at NASA, and sadly, they do use Outlook - run unpatched systems etc.

      Even more ridiculously I am forced to do engineering work on a 64 MB Win 98 machine. When I tried to at least get more memory for the machine I was told that I didn't qualify: Engineers were considered in the same category as secretaries as far as their computer usage.

      If it weren't for the (personally owned) Linux box I keep on my desk I couldn't get much useful work done.

      The people who do the actual work at NASA are the sharpest group of people I've ever had the pleasure of working around - but like most places the upper management has more than its fair share of 'clueless techno ignorants' making decisions.

      At least our computers are behind a firewall - so they don't get hacked all the time - but there are enough technically unsophisticated people (managers, secretaries etc.) on computers that viruses remain a problem.

    9. Re:Mission critical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That wasn't particularly humourous, you fucked-up nerd.

    10. Re:Mission critical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is slashdot. We are all fucked-up nerds. Why do you think Jon Katz is here? Hrmm??

    11. Re:Mission critical by Richthofen80 · · Score: 1
      I doubt nuclear *stations* (do you mean power plants, or missle silos?) have mission critical computers with connections to the internet. Anything that doesn't need to be connected to the internet probably shouldn't be connected to the internet. Plus, most really important computers are not off-the-shelf machines. I'm sure nuclear plants and silos have custom machines running on a custom operating system.

      "Sir! Either an ICBM is heading straight for us or... SHIT! Blue Screen!"

      At Raytheon where I used to work, most classified projects had their own private networks. If internet connectivity was required, a seperate machine for only internet use was established, not connected to the classified network.

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    12. Re:Mission critical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I can see why you are in network ops and not in a field where you'd need to communicate with people.

      Too bad the guy in high-school with the thick glasses didn't shoot you while it was still time!

    13. Re:Mission critical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He probably was that guy.

    14. Re:Mission critical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really think so?

    15. Re:Mission critical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yes, of course.

    16. Re:Mission critical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having worked both in the nuclear , and space fields in IT, the answer to your question is very easy. Operational networks are always always kept separate to public untrusted networks.

  5. The cost to my company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    We're a unix shop of 60 employees. The cost to us for CodeRed was, um, $0. I saw the entries in the logs as part of normal maintenance but did nothing else.

    Sircam cost about $50, which is the hour it took me to update the 4 Windows machines in our sales office. This figure might be a little low because I didn't include the cost of hitting the delete key. Oh, and I added a procmail recipe I downloaded, but this was something like 2 minutes worth of work.

    1. Re:The cost to my company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be so smug, it makes you look silly.

      What did Lion or Adore cost you????

      Worms and viruses are not unique to an OS. All OS's can have worms or virii. If you want to brag about a lack of worms or virii then brag about your Netware servers or your Commodore 64. Unix is too vulnerable to brag about. It's simply that Unix has not yet been exploited as much.

    2. Re:The cost to my company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Commodore 64

      I'm sure the U2 OS (UNix for the C64) could be intected.... Scary really....

    3. Re:The cost to my company by mindstrm · · Score: 2

      Would you have been at work, and paid for your hour whether or not you had to deal with Sircam? And did that hour cause the company to pay you overtime, or any other payment they would not otherwise have paid?

    4. Re:The cost to my company by smunt · · Score: 1

      There are much more unix-exploits out there than windows exploits. The problem is ofcourse sysadmins (or vendors) not patching their systems.

    5. Re:The cost to my company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But, there are also more versions of unix than there are versions of windows.. diversity is good, imagine if ALL people were the same, got infected with something which *CAN* be fatal, and died.. an illness which kills one person may not kill another because the human race is diverse.

    6. Re:The cost to my company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly? Nothing. We didn't see any Lion or Adore infections. What we do see are 5,000 attempts a day to infect a host with CodeRed II and dozens of people infected with Sircam mailing shit around. That doesn't mean Linux is less vulnerable of course, it just means that there hasn't been a major Apache root exploit lately and most people are behind decent firewalls that block garbage like lpr and statd at their border.

    7. Re:The cost to my company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Would you have been at work, and paid for your hour whether or not you had to deal with Sircam? And did that hour cause the company to pay you overtime, or any other payment they would not otherwise have paid?"

      Nope. It was part of the standard maintenance of updating the virus scan software. It's usually done monthly. In this case it was done when the relevant DAT files arrived. My point was to show that the cost estimates were probably overblown.

    8. Re:The cost to my company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I'm sure the MacOS 9 users are pretty smug at this point. Is anyone aware of any remote exploits for a Mac machine? ;-) It's not like you can buffer overflow some daemon (since last time I scanned a Mac machine there weren't any ports listening) and get a shell (since there isn't one). Now, MacOS X is finally bringing Apple over to the dark side so we can start cracking those Mac boxes! Woohoo.
      As for Windows exploits, the average desktop will not be exploitable simply because it doesn't run any services available to the outside other than the standard Netbios ports. 90% of the exploits seem to be against IIS or the TCP/IP stack in Windows. With UNIX you have a system built from the ground up around the idea of multiple little programs communicating via sockets so the chances of having more openly exploitable daemons running on an unpatched unsecured box is greater. A UNIX box can and should be secured to be virtually uncrackable. Need FTP open? First ask yourself why SSH won't work just as well and then use wrappers and a host-based packet screening firewall.

    9. Re:The cost to my company by flabbergasted · · Score: 2, Informative
      Time for an economics lesson.

      I work for a small R&D firm. My time is worth more to the company than my salary. Why? When I'm working on a contract, there's this little concept called overhead. For every dollar that I'm paid out of the contract, about two dollars from the contract are placed in the company overhead account. This provides the operating budget for the business. It pays the lights, rent, phones, secretaries, etc., but it doesn't pay my normal salary.

      When I have to change hats to clean up after a virus, I'm being paid out of the overhead account. It's not billable time. When I'm not working on contract, it costs the company more money than just my salary. For every dollar that I earned cleaning up after SirCam, there was one dollar deleted from the overhead budget and two dollars that were not "earned" by overhead. In other words, for every dollar that I was paid to clean up after SirCam, the company lost three dollars from the operating/overhead budget--one dollar for my salary and two dollars in lost revenues. The contract dollars are still there, but my time is gone forever.

      So just because I was already being paid, doesn't mean that it didn't cost the company money. It cost them a great deal. In the end, we figured that SirCam cost us about $2500, which is probably on the high end of the distribution. (We have a lot of unattended, networked computers scattered throughout the labs. Despite my repeated complaints, some of the researchers and graduate students still did not have anti-virus software on these computers. "But I never read email on that computer!" Half a dozen of them turned out to be infected with SirCam.)

      If you accept the figure of $2500 dollars for our company, then it only requires 4000 similar infections to total $10 million in lost revenue. There were probably far more than 4000 infections. Is the number $10 Billion inflated? Probably, but it still cost a tremendous amount of money to fight SirCam.

    10. Re:The cost to my company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Don't be so smug, it makes you look silly.

      Smug? Hardly. Merely making a point that the costs were overblown.



      Worms and viruses are not unique to an OS. All OS's can have worms or virii. If you want to brag about a lack of worms or virii then brag about your Netware servers or your Commodore 64. Unix is too vulnerable to brag about.

      It's simply that Unix has not yet been exploited as much.



      That's pretty funny. Worms certainly are not specific to an OS. Neither are viruses. Yet, in the ten years or so of being a sysadmin, I can count the number of Unix (SunOS, HPUX, BSD and Linux) virii that have caused me trouble on *one* hand. I'm certainly not suggesting that Unix is immune to virii and worms, but Windows does seem to have an awful many, even discounting their predominance. It's not only the cost of infections, but the constant amount of maintenance required in updating DAT files, patching the servers, rebooting, etc..

    11. Re:The cost to my company by Herstel · · Score: 1

      What did Lion or Adore cost you????

      Worms and viruses are not unique to an OS. All OS's can have worms or virii. If you want to brag about a lack of worms or virii then brag about your Netware servers or your Commodore 64. Unix is too vulnerable to brag about. It's simply that Unix has not yet been exploited as much.


      Nope. Lion and Adore exploit only bugs in only certain versions of software, contrary to virii written for M$ systems. Unix is much less vulnerable than M$ windows, not to mention binary incompatibility, malicious binaries don't work on all Unix or Linux systems, it all discourage virii coders, from technical aspect they can not make such havoc as in M$ systems.

    12. Re:The cost to my company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, smug. I'm sick of you smug, immature, smelly nerd-types. You think you're so above everyone else. So you're in charge of some poncey network and a few computers? Big fucking deal. If only I could put my cock down your sister's throat ...! That is how angry I feel!

    13. Re:The cost to my company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Do we give a shit? No. So shut up, you smug bastard.

      "Time for an economics lesson." You make me sick! You think you know it all but you're just some fool with his computer! Get down off your pedestal, fuckmonkey boy!

    14. Re:The cost to my company by Greyfox · · Score: 2

      My company network was unusable for 2 days, preventing my team from accessing development and Notes servers we needed to do our job. For several days after the initial outbreak was contained, the network ran dog slow. Some deadlines were missed because of it. Productivity lost for my team alone easily ran six to eight thousand dollars.

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    15. Re:The cost to my company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bit larger for my company, I clicked on the
      SirCam virus attachment, images.pif or something.

      Oh well these things happen. :)

      mocom

    16. Re:The cost to my company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most cost estimates like this one include not only the cost of fixing it, but the cost of business you could have gotten if you weren't busy. So not just the $50 of time you spent, but another $50 for the time you could have spent on other projects, plus the $700, say, you would have made because you would have spent that particular hour getting a new wealthy client. It can explode fast.

  6. So we're talking either Microsoft or Microsoft? by unitron · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "...every single one mentioned in the article, bar one (Code Red), was a client-side Outlook virus..."

    Considering Code Red's favorite food, that's pretty much a clean sweep for Microsoft, isn't it?

    I guess they do bring something to the total user experience that you can't get from anyone else.

    Gotta run. A whole bunch of people hae sent me files they need my advice on.

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    I see even classic Slashdot is now pretty much unusable on dial up anymore.

    1. Re:So we're talking either Microsoft or Microsoft? by cavemanf16 · · Score: 1

      Funny dude! Anyways, the article mentions that the overall effect of CodeRed on users wasn't that big of a deal because people patched their systems??! Yeah, right! I use RoadRunner through TimeWarner at home, and in chatting with other CounterStrike players, we've all come to the conclusion that while @Home and RR closed their port 80 access to users outside of the networks, that still doesn't stop internal CodeRed worms to ping away on the internal network. I am STILL receiving hits every 5-10 minutes from CodeRed'd machines on RoadRunner's internal network. It's made the lag quite unbearable (worse than dialup speeds) for playing online games at least 50% of the time. Sure, that's not productive, but it's the primary reason I pay for monthly cable service. I'd say I personally have lost about 50% of the usability of my broadband connection because of this, so YES, it is still affecting us.

    2. Re:So we're talking either Microsoft or Microsoft? by mgblst · · Score: 1

      You bring up a very important point. It is hard to imagine $10 Billion losses, what they should do was try to estimate the hours lost playing CS.

      That something that i could visualise.

  7. Let me be the first to tell the truth, here... by sticks_us · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Not to start up with the m$-bashing too early on, but frankly, let's be adults and admit it:

    Most virus damage is caused by half-baked, slipshod, poorly-thought-out products put out by our friends in Redmond.

    Period.

    As a unix sysadmin working at a very large enterprise hosting facility, I can tell you this, first hand. The Windows team is constantly chasing after red worms, melissa, various IIS exploits, and every imaginible form of macro virus, while the Solaris team calmly applies regular patches from Sun.

    I'd say for every single Solaris 8 box that gets pushed over or otherwise compromised due to a virus, there are *seriously* about 50 Windows boxes that need to be scanned/cleaned/reinstalled.

    Again, not trying to start a religious war, but viruses are a microsoft byproduct. Not that Microsoft is a bad thing, mind you, but I think its safe to say that most of the viruses in the world wouldn't exist without a little help from poor quality control at microsoft.

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    1. Re:Let me be the first to tell the truth, here... by Computer+suck! · · Score: 1

      bull shit.

      if Unix had as many users, it would suffer the same fate.

    2. Re:Let me be the first to tell the truth, here... by taliver · · Score: 3, Insightful
      However, there is a reason for this: there is no money in selling security to the average buyer.


      What looks better to Joe Consumer:


      1. "New and Improved Security makes sure that port scanners are unlikely to determine services running on your system, thereby helping the internet work faster for most people"


      or


      2. "Fancy new Paperclip tells you funny jokes!"



      The second will get them more sales a lot faster than the first.

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    3. Re:Let me be the first to tell the truth, here... by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 1

      I think if as many virus writers targetted the recommended Solaris patch clusters as target microsoft products, it would be an entirely different story. Seriously, for every Solaris 8 box that gets compromised, there are 50 Windows boses that need to be wiped. Well sometimes it feels like there are about 50 times as many people writing viruses for windows as there are for unix.

      On the other hand, the variety of unix distros probably makes them fairly resistant to many broad attacks anyway. Also unix's user friendly qualities probably work against virus writers and script kiddies.

    4. Re:Let me be the first to tell the truth, here... by smunt · · Score: 1

      There are more UNIX users out there than windows-servers.

    5. Re:Let me be the first to tell the truth, here... by Computer+suck! · · Score: 1

      but there are more Windows boxes then Unix boxes...

      hence an attack against windows will effect more boxes then an attack against Unix computer.

      But I agree than Windows boxes are not as scure as Unix. And in servers, Unix (currently, this is fading thou.) outway Windows.

    6. Re:Let me be the first to tell the truth, here... by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 0

      An "Open Source Community" as it's called, has absolutely Zero Quality Control. The whole point is that you can fuck it up however you want and nobody will bother you for it.
      Microsoft gets attacked more not because it is less secure, but because there are more people who use it[interpret last line in a variety of ways]
      The only thing that really makes these non-MS programs "more secure" is that they've been using permissions for a longer run.
      and guess what, MS is using permissions in their new releases.
      Guess what else:
      It won't make one bit of difference. The users are still just as likely to open a file if that file asks to please give Root Access first. The only thing that file permissions will do for the average user is make them More Careless.
      And don't lie to yourself thinking if everyone used Linux or BeOS it would all be O-K, because it really wouldnt change anything. As soon as a user realizes that they need to have write permissions to certain directories to install files, they'll just give themselves write access to everything, and they're still screwed when a virus hits.
      Think there would be fewer viruses under Open Source? That's just bullshit. The truth is that if EVERYONE started using Open Source programs, Many open source projects would DIE. You think script kiddies are bad now when they find an exploit months or years after a program is released? Wait until you can't even release a program anymore because if you missed something Anywhere, it will be found in a week and exploited before you hear about it.
      Sure, it leads to all your bugs being found faster, but will the same people who are opening Sircam in outlook bother to check for an update? Will they ever download an open source program again after hearing how easily bugs can be found in them?

      Just a word to you: What the hell makes you think you're the only Microsoft Basher who's going to post here? Slashdot is Anti-MS. If you think you can be the "First to tell the 'truth'" here, you're a god damned idiot.

      No, I dislike MS too. Yah I'm using Windows to type this up and my excuse is that I'd have to turn off my linux box to remove the extra HD and use it to install Lilo on this computer, and I dont want to turn that off since I tend to only turn computers off when I need to reboot to fix something. Last time I "rebooted" it I was asleep and the power flickered. [I guess I should get a UPS at some point]

      this message will probably get moderated down for even suggesting that not-using windows wouldnt be the solution to all problems, I just hope I remembered my username correctly so I dont have to post anonymously.. that always makes the post look less credible.. like I'm hiding behind it.

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    7. Re:Let me be the first to tell the truth, here... by archen · · Score: 1

      I somehow doubt this would be true. Sure there would be a lot more worms for Unix, but just Unix permissions alone would block a lot of virus destruction.

    8. Re:Let me be the first to tell the truth, here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Don't say the word "period" like it, it makes you sound like a pretentious fool.

      Oh .. hang on. Maybe you are a pretentious fool. A lot of you nerd types are. In that case, I can't help you.

    9. Re:Let me be the first to tell the truth, here... by chrylis · · Score: 1

      "but there are more Windows boxes then Unix boxes... "

      Heh... I loved that IDC survey that said that Microsoft servers make up 41% of the market while Unix is only at about 20% or so... Perhaps they didn't take into account that Microsoft ships more servers because Unix servers can do more and last longer. Still, though, I don't see *why* people insist on using IIS for simple Web serving when Apache running on that P-133 in the dumpster would be just fine and way more secure.

    10. Re:Let me be the first to tell the truth, here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quite ok - you're too much of a fuckhead for your advice to mean anything.

    11. Re:Let me be the first to tell the truth, here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Most virus damage is caused by half-baked, slipshod, poorly-thought-out products put out by our friends in Redmond.

      Period.



      Thanks for saying this.

    12. Re:Let me be the first to tell the truth, here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I set up a do it all box Linux box(firewall, email, file and print, web) with p200 for friend's company with 25 people and it runs fine. Hasn't be reboot in a several months

    13. Re:Let me be the first to tell the truth, here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I do try, you know.

    14. Re:Let me be the first to tell the truth, here... by kubrick · · Score: 1

      Most virus damage is caused by half-baked, slipshod, poorly-thought-out products put out by our friends in Redmond.

      I think you're taking a little bit of a logical shortcut with that one.

      * Most (all?) virus damage is caused by viruses.

      * Viruses are written by virus authors.

      * Microsoft make the job of virus authors much easier by releasing "slipshod, poorly-thought-out products".

      * Most computer viruses target Microsoft OS's.

      The above facts are, I hope we would all agree, true. However, for the damage to occur, the authors need to write the viruses. Viruses can be written to target any platform, and commit arbitrary amounts of damage thereon. Without the actions of the authors, the damage would not occur. So, although Microsoft are culpable of leaving wide-open, gaping security holes, the people at fault are (in a moral and, it seems, legal sense) the authors of these viruses, and they cause the damage.

      This is not a defense of Microsoft -- they're just after the money, they don't care about their customers. However, you can't blame them for causing the damage, only for failing to prevent it.

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  8. mechanism for accountability? by call+-151 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    It would be nice if there were some accountablility for these costs for the responsible parts. Maybe the idea of product liability in the case of defective products should apply somehow. Otherwise, what is the incentive for improvement?

    I'm not saying that MS should be ponying up billions for Outlook's defects (esp. since estimates of the value of "lost time" always seem to be generous; witness the costs of "being stuck in traffic" as being huge) but if there is some desire to reduce the widespread incidence of viruses, then there should be some mechanism, prefereably financial, for encouraging people not to create and sell vulnerable products.

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    1. Re:mechanism for accountability? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This will not solve the problem. People will still create viruses (it's not virii since virus is not latin - quit using igt) and release them in the wild. Microsoft is a target because the poepel who write these viruses don't like them. It has nothing to do with the quality or lack thereof. In fact, many of the exploits are based on the way the application was intended to work. VBScript viruses don't attack an exploit, they utilize a well thought out function of the system. If an admin had their head sscrewed on right then they would only allow their users limited access to the system. Yes, this can be done in Windows NT/2000. I've done it to quite a few systems but then agaian, I learned how to do things properly in Windows like many /.ers learn to do things properly in Linux.

      If you want to hold people financially reponsible, then target the virus authors who release them into the wild. Penalizing companies whose products are targets is like penalizing gun manufacturers because their guns are used to kill people. I disagree with teh bad rap the tobacco industry gets because of their products and I disagree that Microsoft should be held responsible for their products. Partly because no one is required to use their products and partly because they patch their products when necessary and they do it in a reasonable period of time (often long before an exploit is taken advantge of - people are just too lazy to patch their systems).

    2. Re:mechanism for accountability? by archen · · Score: 1

      I think by this point viruses are just considered part of the cost of using Windows... Much like how you tend to pay the price in re-boots and program crashes for M$ user-friendly-ness.

  9. outlook by net.chook · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    All your virii are belong to outlook =)

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    1. Re:outlook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this offtopic?

      A joke, about viruses and Outlook, posted to a stoty about (this is the shocking twist bit) viruses and Outlook!!!

      I'm not normally one to whinge about the moderators, but, really, this was woeful.

      If you don't find something obviously intended as humour to be funny, then DON'T MODERATE IT. That means don't moderate it down, don't moderate it up, just leave it alone and use your moderation points to moderate something funnier or oh-so-more enlightening up.

      Angry and anonymous.

  10. 10 bill? yeah *right* by seizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Lost productivity includes time spent by system users and support and helpdesk staff on virus issues that takes them away from their regular responsibilities

    This sentence should read "arbitrary figure made up to inflate costs of viruses". What the hell are "regular responsibilities" if they don't include helping users get rid of viruses. We all know that viruses are annoying, cost a little bit of money, etc etc - but even if each and every computer ever affected by a virus this year was attended by a tech charging 50 bucks an hour (and who needs an hour to get rid of sircam?!), we're looking at a 3 billion dollar bill. Not 10 billion.

    It's yet another hype article. Bring in a story queue which we can moderate, like Kuro5hin, because the newsworthy to nonsense ratio is worsening all the time.

    btw, the plural of viruses is... well, I just wrote it. Look at the latin root of "virus" and you'll understand. Or just google for "virii" (34k hits) vs "viruses" (1.4m hits). Nuff said.

    1. Re:10 bill? yeah *right* by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 1

      "What the hell are "regular responsibilities" if they don't include helping users get rid of viruses."

      If regular responsibilities include helping users get rid of viruses, then it follows that part of the cost of maintaining a regular staff is attributable to virus damages. Every hour we spend eliminating viruses at work, is an hour we could spend reading slashdot.

    2. Re:10 bill? yeah *right* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If your computer is your personal play-toy at home, you are correct.

      But the reason for the existence of a corporation is to make money. Anything that distracts people from that goal is an expense. Lost opportunities can be just as expensive as direct costs.

      The customer asks, "Why could I not contact you yesterday?".

      Mr. Big Businessman replies, "Our computers were down!!!".

      The customer thinks, "What a bunch of bungling idots, just like all the rest! Customer service has just gone right down the toilet, lately!".

      I never could understand why businesses insist on using a play-toy OS for business applications. The only reason that I can think of is that stupid employees (and stupid bosses) are not intimidated by a toy!!!

    3. Re:10 bill? yeah *right* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I read it I parsed it as:

      Lost productivity includes time spent by {system users} and {support} and {helpdesk staff on virus issues} that takes them away from their regular responsibilities

      ...which makes their accounting procedure look even more dubious. :)

    4. Re:10 bill? yeah *right* by thrig · · Score: 1

      I suscpect the virii varient is used by the same people who attempt to sling "whom" into the conversation, endeavoring to sound educated.

    5. Re:10 bill? yeah *right* by Magnus_Berglund · · Score: 1

      I totally agree with you. As for the Code Red case - normal users wasn't affected only support personnel. It seems to me that upgrading servers should be a normal support issue, and therefore not generate the $1,1 billion mentioned in the article.

  11. Going to be worse by manon · · Score: 0

    I think things are going to be worse. M$ systems are just too vulnerable to these virus problems.
    Never forget how much money is gain by the anti-virus companies like McAffee, Norton, etc. Those companies may play behinde the scenes.
    Beside, most viruses are made to hit just a certain group of people. Like M$ Outlook people. _The_ problem still is Micro$oft if you ask me, and not the bunch of students and other virus coders. They just use the weak M$ application to do their thing.

    By the way, Code Red doesn't taste as good as the real stuff: plain old Mountain Dew.

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    42 + 1 = 42
  12. hey, at least it didn't spread... by unformed · · Score: 2

    the foot-and-mouth disease [satirewire.com]

  13. IBM Mainframes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The title says it all!!!

  14. Smug Mode by Tom7 · · Score: 5, Interesting


    My feeling is that most of these are Microsoft-based worms because that is the most popular platform. (And perhaps the users are less concerned about computers than we are.) There have been plenty of exploitable holes in pine, for instance; it's just that not enough people use the same version of pine for a successful worm to be built around it.

    I think perhaps this is an argument for diversity more than it is an argument against Microsoft.

    1. Re:Smug Mode by rknop · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think perhaps this is an argument for diversity more than it is an argument against Microsoft.

      From my point of view, an argument for diversity is an argument against Microsoft. My beef with Microsoft is not I don't like their stuff-- it's that I can't choose to use something else and have the pleasure of completely ignoring them. People still send me attachments in Word format, or require that presentations be in PowerPoint format. Web extentions still work on Windows only. I can freely ignore the Mac in everything I do. Windows users can freely ignore Linux in everything they do. But nobody can completely ignore Microsoft, simply because it's so prevalent.

      And, to the topic at hand, that includes viruses. I know of servers running sendmail on a Unix box that had to go out of their way to delete SirCam messages from users' mailboxes, because they were huge and filling up the space available. This happens because most of the E-mail sending world is using Microsoft products.

      Although the vindictive part of me would love to see Microsoft wither and die, in reality that's not what I want. What I want is for them to no longer be a monopoly or a near-monopoly. I want file formats and communications protocols to be open standards, so that anybody can develop software (proprietary or not) that will let users communicate with other users, each using whatever the hell he wants. And, then, yes, I want it so that no single virus are security hole can so easily affect 90% of the internet all at once.

      All of this diversity is at the moment squelched by Microsoft. An argument for diversity is the strongest, and most important, argument against Microsoft as it exists today. The cost of viruses is only the most obvious and urgent manifestation of this. There are more severe long-term costs of a monopoly on something so basic as computer infrastructure.

      -Rob

    2. Re:Smug Mode by smunt · · Score: 1

      You mean the most popular, security is for wimps, platform.

    3. Re:Smug Mode by Computer+suck! · · Score: 1

      just a quick not, Word & PowerPoint & Eceel docs can be read in other apps. You can live with out/

    4. Re:Smug Mode by rknop · · Score: 3, Interesting

      just a quick not, Word & PowerPoint & Eceel docs can be read in other apps. You can live with out/

      They are never read in perfectly, in my experience. Sometimes it fails altogheter. It's still a proprietary format, and the controller of that format keeps it a moving target. You may argue whether this is the intent, but the effect is to thwart and delay those who try to make other products compatable.

      But while we're talking lost productivity costs: how much productivity has been lost by developers of other products (including open source ones such as KOffice and OpenOffice) by having to write import/export filters by reverse engineering Microsoft formats? How much further along would those products be if they only had to support an open, well-documented product?

      The fact that these things all have to be Microsoft compatable to be viable merely proves my point. Those of us who choose not to use Microsoft OSes and apps can't simply ignore Microsoft, but have to dance to their tune. Even if some have learned the dance, I regret that it was necessary.

      -Rob

    5. Re:Smug Mode by uchian · · Score: 1

      You mean the most popular, security is for wimps, platform

      wimps... Windows, Icons, Menus, and pointer?

      Hmmm... I always thought firewalls and the like made for better security...

    6. Re:Smug Mode by TangoCharlie · · Score: 1

      I think perhaps this is an argument for diversity more than it is an argument against Microsoft.

      From my point of view, an argument for diversity is an argument against Microsoft. My beef with Microsoft is not I don't like their stuff-- it's that I can't choose to use something else and have the pleasure of completely ignoring them. People still send me attachments in Word format, or require that presentations be in PowerPoint format. Web extentions still work on Windows only. I can freely ignore the Mac in everything I do. Windows users can freely ignore Linux in everything they do. But nobody can completely ignore Microsoft, simply because it's so prevalent.


      Very true. It is a measure of Windows' success in the market place that it is the target of so many virii and worms. Worms in particular prefer to use security holes in the most "polular" (as in populous) OS. If (when) Linux takes a significant proportion of the market, then we should expect Linux to be the target of many more attacks of this nature. But (and it's a big but!) the stategy of Micro$oft towards security is also partly to blame: they actively produce products which are fundementally flawed in terms of security. They can do this because they have a monopoly. They push new features in order to "force" people to upgrade ($$) and then worry about the security aspects later. As has been mentioned later. As it stands, Linux is not 100% secure (far from it), but the approach of the leading developers leads towards a system which is inherently more secure.

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      return 0; }
    7. Re:Smug Mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this is true they why all the IIS exploits? Why are there not a ton of apache exploits?

  15. I run Windows & Outlook, never had a problem! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It don't matter what OS you run, as long as your sensible. (with exception to the Servers, where IIS does seam to cock up quite nicly. ;-)

    I don't open attachments from 'untrusted' people, hell I don't open attachments when I am not expecting them. If every one did that, VB/Outlook viruses would die.

  16. No pity... by athlon02 · · Score: 0, Troll

    I have no pity for those deliberately making & sending out virii... I say if they're legal send the FBI to their door right away and if they're not, fine their parents heavily.

    Now of course I haven't been hit with a virus this year, and even if I am, I always have my iBook with OS X on it to use while I clean out any of my infected systems, but I still have no pity for those sending out virii getting what's coming to em from the FBI!

    1. Re:No pity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have no pity for those deliberately making & sending out virii... I say if they're legal send the FBI to their door right away and if they're not, fine their parents heavily.

      If by sending a mere 1000 bytes to your system I can can break it down, then the problem is with your system. I believe in "true" technical security as opposed to security by making it "illegal" to exploit holes.

    2. Re:No pity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes.

    3. Re:No pity... by mindstrm · · Score: 2

      I believe in it too; but I also believe in intent.

      If I *know* that my actions are going to hurt your system, and I do them, then it doesn't matter *how* I did what I did; I should be guilty.

      Simply writing a virus? No. Shoudln't be illegal.

      Sending it out to a spam list in order that people will run it? Your intent is obvious. You wasted people's time and money ON PURPOSE. You knew the effect of what you were doing.

  17. cost evaluation by mgebbers · · Score: 0

    How are the costs determined for something like this? for example:

    The costs from SirCam included an estimated $460 million spent on cleaning infected systems and $575 million for lost productivity.


    If that 460 mil was actually paid to people for virus removal, and they'd normally be doing the work covered in the 575mil lost in productivity (but they've just switched tasks or whatever), then the actual loss is only 575 mil...

  18. Re:I run Windows & Outlook, never had a proble by TheLinuxWizard · · Score: 0

    Yeah, sure... meanwhile you're dealing with BSOD's while I'm playing my super-kewl, stable Loki games on Linux! haha! :P

    --
    Linux Rulez!!!!!!!!!!!
  19. Re:All I can say is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if everyone started using Linux, it would have as many Virius as Windows.

    Linux = small = not many people can see the point in attacking.

  20. Original Report by Marcus+Brody · · Score: 2

    Here's the original report that CNN qouted, from computer economics

    I have to say, I agree with the point about vested interests (and yes, this company has good reason to exagerate the claims). At least they are being honest about giving estimates - how many times have we heard about court cases where the prosecution charged a hacker with exactly $1,764,726,818.76 worth of damage [well, er, none actually - but you get the point!]?

    Yes, $10 bill sounds like alot. However, this is from the same company:


    Migraine headaches cost American businesses between $5.6 and $17.2 billion in lost work productivity a year...

    1. Re:Original Report by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, $10 bill sounds like alot.
      A $10 bill is chump change! I've got several in my wallet right now. Man, you need a new job.

    2. Re:Original Report by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yeah


      Frigging students


      --MB

  21. Simple answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They do not run toy operating systems where lives or really big money or risk is at stake.

  22. A Different Question by ewhac · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm inclined to believe that the figure of $10 billion is little more than a wild guess. But since we're spending time trying to put a price on lost time and data, I have a different question along the same general lines:

    Disregarding viral infections, how much money does American business lose annually to Windows crashing?

    Schwab

    1. Re:A Different Question by natefanaro · · Score: 1

      I am sure a whole lot! I'll asking customers when they call for tech support.

    2. Re:A Different Question by Andrewkov · · Score: 2

      I dunno, but I sure spend a lot of time waiting for various windows machines to boot.

    3. Re:A Different Question by pjrc · · Score: 2
      Disregarding viral infections, how much money does American business lose annually to Windows crashing?


      I'd wager it's a smaller number than losses due to incompatibilities arising from some new program (like a fancy screensaver) overwriting files like c:\windows\msvcrt.dll with the version it wants.

  23. Re:All I can say is... by TheLinuxWizard · · Score: 0

    Lots of people use Linux, and there's no viruses. (btw, what's a "Virius" ??) That's because Linux is basically virus proof, just one of the benefits of using free and open software. Other OS's could learn a lot from Linux!

    --
    Linux Rulez!!!!!!!!!!!
  24. 10 billion fooey. by mindstrm · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm not going to say viruses don't cost money....

    But I have little faith on the 'loss valuations' put forth like this.

    If I have to disinfect all 50 computers in here over the course of a year, I'm not going to claim my company 'lost' any money, even though my time IS worth money. I would have been here, and been paid, regardless of the virus being here or not.

    The same goes for cost valuations done because of website defacements 'cracking' etc.... they are rarely rooted in reality, but instead rooted in a numbers game to make it seem worse than it is.

    1. Re:10 billion fooey. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you can't do your "real" job so they have to hire more people, or replace you when you burn out.

    2. Re:10 billion fooey. by benny_lama · · Score: 1

      You have to look at the value lost in terms of lost productivity. While you are out cleaning the virus off of someone's workstation, that is time that the workstation is being unproductive and as a result costing the company money. The same goes for websites when they are vandalized. The time spent repairing the website is costs money in terms of the productivity lost. However, I agree with you that it is a numbers game. Remember who is working to create these numbers....more than likely someone associated in some way with the marketing department. Need I say more?

      --
      "No Comm, No Bomb"
    3. Re:10 billion fooey. by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      However, if your company didn't have to worry about viruses at all, they wouldn't have to waste money employing you to disinfect their computers. That's probably a good $100k saved. Viruses add overhead to IT budgets in the form of technicians needed to disinfect computers and clean up the mess.

  25. Sircam was not an outlook specific virus by plone · · Score: 5, Informative

    Geez, you would think that on /. people would know that Sircam was not Outlook specific. I had a friend (who is rather computer illiterate) who doesn't even use outlook and stilll managed to spread the virus. Sircam doesnt just use the outlook address book for viruses, it looks through your temporary internet files for anything it seems like an email address (this is the reason why Tacoboy would whine like a sissyboy about the gigs of email he was gettign from sircam). Sircam require outlook to propogate, it had its own internal SMTp engine. Sircam was not outlook specific, merely windows specific. And i am sure that it would be really easy to make a port to linux (but i could be mistaken since i know jackshit about programming or unix). The true innovation of the sircam virus was its social engineering aspect. People are always curious to open documents, even if they know that it wasnt meant to be sent to them.

    1. Re:Sircam was not an outlook specific virus by thrig · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem here is that in Microsoft Office "opening a document" actually means "running an application," which is evil, twisted, and just plain wrong.

      UNIX would be rife with similar holes to Mirosoft products if it used a wacky binary file format that random shell commands would be run from if you attempted to cat(1) the file...

    2. Re:Sircam was not an outlook specific virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem here is that in Microsoft Office "opening a document" actually means "running an application," which is evil, twisted, and just plain wrong.

      Exactly true.

  26. SirCam? by hearingaid · · Score: 5, Informative
    every single one mentioned in the article, bar one (Code Red), was a client-side Outlook virus

    Hello? SirCam? It's an executable. It's mentioned in the article. It's a Windows executable, but it will happily infect people running Eudora on Windows, supposing of course that they are dumb.

    It is another victory for the guys at Redmond, of course.

    --

    my old sig used to be funny, but then slashcode ate it and now it's not funny anymore

    1. Re:SirCam? by phillymjs · · Score: 1

      Someone who didn't just blindly use Outlook Express "because it was already on my computer," and actually investigated alternatives, downloaded and installed one, probably isn't dumb enough to open a suspicious-looking, unexpected attachment. :-)

      ~Philly

    2. Re:SirCam? by hearingaid · · Score: 2

      However, somebody who just blindly used an email program that was downloaded and installed by the house's local teenager, might well be. ;)

      --

      my old sig used to be funny, but then slashcode ate it and now it's not funny anymore

  27. cnn by devonbowen · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Is it just me or have others noticed that a large fraction of Slashdot stories come from CNN these days? I read Slashdot for things that I can't find in popular media. Otherwise, what's the point?

    Devon

  28. I have to agree... by E-Rock-23 · · Score: 1

    ... with everyone else here. $10 billion? You've got to be kidding. I'm willing to believe that those loss estimates were more or less made up to account for the losses suffered in our happy little sluggish economy. Nothing more than something to tell the stockholders to divert their attention from the economic downturn the tech sector is experiencing.

    On a personal note, it was nice to see that SirCam got some press. Since it came out, the only thing I've read about it aside from /. was in my local hicktown paper. It's about time they cover a virus that affects us, the blue collar folk. If I had stock in these companies, then I'd care about Code Red. But I don't, so forgive me if I'm a mark for "common man" journalism.

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    Blog Prophyts - Right On, Man
  29. M$ user for 10 years... never gotten a virus by tshak · · Score: 2, Troll

    I just want to say that this really boils down to MS Outlook's rediculous security model. I have been using Windows since Win95 and DOS before hand, I've NEVER installed a virus shield as I hate TSR's, and I've NEVER gotten one of these silly virus's. I've also NEVER installed Outlook on my machine. MS should be ashamed of itself, but at the same time, to say that Windows == Easy Virii Breading Ground is unfounded.

    --

    There is no longer anything that can be done with computers that is nontrivial and clearly legal. -- Paul Phillips
    1. Re:M$ user for 10 years... never gotten a virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Oh come on now! With Microsoft software, everything is integrated as much as possible. If one piece is bad, the whole mess is bad!

      If Outlook is bad, then the whole Microsoft Windows/Outlook/Office/IIS/IE package is crap! That's the way it was designed.

  30. Costs! Bah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I've never seen any costs from viruses! I just hit the delete key!

    Oh sorry, that was the pro-spam troll -- where is the pro-virus troll again?

  31. While we're on that topic.... by regexp · · Score: 1, Redundant

    What do you think it would cost to get people to stop saying "virii" and start using the proper plural of "virus," which is "viruses"?

    1. Re:While we're on that topic.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and I hope you die soon so we don't have to hear any more of your stupid whinging.

  32. to harm or not to harm by cryocode · · Score: 1

    People who are capable of making virus is just like everyone else who know how to use a knife. One can use the knife to kill or make good use of it. The choice is yours.

    As for the case of outlook, VBScript can be very powerful esspecilly so with each newer version of office, when put to good use that is.

  33. Overblown cost estimates... by rknop · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...have one reason and one reason only. Those in the appropriate industries like to have a lot of attention to these overblown cost estimates, so that the next time they're lobbying Congress for some law that will hand over more and more power over individual conputer users to "responsible" corporations, Congress will see the huge cost of not passing the legislation, and bang, we've got the next DMCA, or individual-restricting "internet security" law, or whatever.

    I agree that viruses cost money. Time, productivity, equipment, and work is all lost when a virus hits your system. There are real losses. But these gigantic estimates that keep coming up -- Bullshit. They're estimates made by pegging every conceivable factor to one end of the scale. Have a security person on staff? Estimate that 100% of the cost of keeping that person on staff is due to "viruses," and add it into your cost estimate. Hell, I'm sure that they add in 100% of the time employees spend by the water cooler during a virus infection. "They can't work because there's a virus on their computer!" Of course, this assumes that when there is no virus, employees spend 0 time by the water cooler.

    These estimates are probably less bullshit than the estimates that the RIAA, MPAA, BSA, and AAP come up with due to losses from piracy. I saw one in the paper, where you would have to assume that every illegal MP3 downloaded from the internet would have to then be passed on to 10 other people who would have definitely bought the CD, but did not because they received the free MP3. Obviously, a completely bullshit estimate, but there it is, Congress sees it, and no responsible person can then argue that we don't need laws to stop this economic hemorrhaging.

    Note: I have no actual evidence to back up my conspiracy theory. But I do believe beyond a doubt that the cost estimates we read for these things are hugely overblown, and you do have to admit that such overestimating such cost estimates could potentially benefit those trying to provide positive spin for DMCA-like corporate-graft legislation.

    -Rob

  34. Either Viri or Viruses by uriyan · · Score: 2, Informative

    The correct plural for virus is either viri or viruses. Viruses is the English way to form the plural, and viri is the Latin way of doing it. Personally, I prefer the Latin way since it sounds more elegant.

    1. Re:Either Viri or Viruses by LionMan · · Score: 1

      Alas! The latin way is _not_ viri. Viri in latin is the plural of man, whose singular is Vir, although it is still second declension (there are a bunch of second declension words whose singular nominative do not end in -us, for example puer, which means boy and whose plural is pueri). As for virus, it is not second declension - there would just be too much confusion as to whether you were talking about men or scum (although some women might argue there would not be confusion ;). Regardless, the proper latin plural of virus _is_ viruses; it is either 3rd declension or 4th, I believe it is 4th, and in both declensions it could be the same plural in the nominative case (but in 3rd it is also probable for it to be vires - unless my latin is rusty).
      There are, however, some words that have double `i's as plural endings - I can't remember any offhand, but I remember their existance (and there is always the troublesome verb `to go', whose imperative singular is always disputed - is it `i' or `ii'? and is that pronounced doubled in the second case, or just stressed? I admit, latin is almost as screwy as english, and neither are perfect in any measure. Let's all switch to esparanto).

      --
      -Leo
    2. Re:Either Viri or Viruses by crush · · Score: 1
      First, let's agree that since we're speaking English the plural of virus should be viruses - easy for everyone to remember, definitely not wrong and avoids any accusations of obscurity, pedantry etc.

      As far as the Latin plural LionMan is correct that the form viri would be the plural of vir=man.


      Secondly, if virus were third declension then the plural would be something like virutes (along the lines of virtus, virtutes).


      Thirdly, if virus were 4th declension then the plural would be virus (along the lines of consensus, consensus).


      I believe there is some dispute about which declension virus is since it is not used in the plural commonly in Latin. There is one thing it would definitely not be : virii, since that would be the plural of the non-existent word virius. So, perhaps it is easier to stick with the obvious, not-incorrect, English plural viruses?

    3. Re:Either Viri or Viruses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some second declension nouns can be written with -ii endings for the nominative plural:

      gladius -> gladii
      filius -> filii

    4. Re:Either Viri or Viruses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're fucking stupid, and so is whoever moderated you up.

  35. vmyths.com by Satai · · Score: 4, Interesting

    vymths.com typically has debunkings of numbers like this.

    It's definitely recommended reading for any geek. The introductory section is here.

    I don't buy these numbers. These exorbitant figures are created from generous estimates of downtime, repair costs, and so forth. In addition, they take into consideration elements only tangentially related; I think that anybody with their Michael Shermer hat on can tell that a more serious inquiry than this is required.

    (But, then again, this would be good fodder for anti-Microsoft arguments. Now how ethically responsible would that be?)

  36. Re:All I can say is... by Lars+T. · · Score: 1
    --

    Lars T.

    To the guy who modded me down from perfect to terrible Karma - Apple haters still suck

  37. Like Y2K -- how much is real viruses? by redelm · · Score: 2
    This reminds me of Y2K. The estimates look calculated to give a "high side number". How many of user trouble calls were really due to a virus? I've only ever seen precisely one confirmed infection in many years of looking after ~20 PCs. But lots of calls are falsely blamed on viruses when the true cause is user error, application incompatibility or MS-Windows instability.


    Including patching or AV software costs is rather dubious -- OSes need maintenance and their bugs/vulnerabilities fixed.

    1. Re:Like Y2K -- how much is real viruses? by smunt · · Score: 1

      Yeah, who needs antivirus software when you have a secure system?

  38. Re:I run Windows & Outlook, never had a proble by Computer+suck! · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    no I am not. I have not had a BSOD ONCE!

    Win2K is _stable_ (not great, i'd love to be running a BeOS-a-like, but hey)
    Win2X is poo.
    it's quite simple.

    playing my super-kewl, stable Loki games

    While I play _new_ computer games... but hey ;-)

  39. If you have to guess, might as well make it BIG by ch-chuck · · Score: 5, Funny

    These damage numbers are like the damages claimed in the "Hacker Crackdown" - somebody cracks into the phone company, copies one document, and gets nabbed for 'damages' to the tune of $80,000 - it later turns out that that figure included:

    1. A technical writer had been hired to research and write the E911 Document. 200 hours of work, at $35 an hour, cost : $7,000. A Project Manager had overseen the technical writer. 200 hours, at $31 an hour, made: $6,200.

    2. A week of typing had cost $721 dollars. A week of formatting had cost $721. A week of graphics formatting had cost $742.

    3. Two days of editing cost $367. `

    4. A box of order labels cost five dollars.

    5. Preparing a purchase order for the Document, including typing and the obtaining of an authorizing signature from within the BellSouth bureaucracy, cost $129.

    6. Printing cost $313. Mailing the Document to fifty people took fifty hours by a clerk, and cost $858.

    7. Placing the Document in an index took two clerks an hour each, totalling $43.

    Bureaucratic overhead alone, therefore, was alleged to have cost a whopping $17,099. According to Mr. Megahee, the typing of a twelve- page document had taken a full week. Writing it had taken five weeks, including an overseer who apparently did nothing else but watch the author for five weeks. Editing twelve pages had taken two days. Printing and mailing an electronic document (which was already available on the Southern Bell Data Network to any telco employee who needed it), had cost over a thousand dollars.

    But this was just the beginning. There were also the hardware expenses. Eight hundred fifty dollars for a VT220 computer monitor. Thirty-one thousand dollars for a sophisticated VAXstation II computer. Six thousand dollars for a computer printer. Twenty-two thousand dollars for a copy of "Interleaf" software. Two thousand five hundred dollars for VMS software. All this to create the twelve-page Document.



    So using the same rule, you can see these adjusters running around asking, "Was this PC infected by a virus last year?", "yes", "Ok, that's one $2000 PC and one $100 Outlook License, plus one hour labor, lets see, that comes to $2220 lost productivity, NEXT!".

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    1. Re:If you have to guess, might as well make it BIG by binner1 · · Score: 1

      Cost of idignant /. reader: PRICELESS!

      -Ben

    2. Re:If you have to guess, might as well make it BIG by binner1 · · Score: 1

      s/idignant/indignant/

      And I did preview, that's the sad part!

      -Ben

    3. Re:If you have to guess, might as well make it BIG by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2

      > So using the same rule, you can see these adjusters running around asking, "Was this PC infected by a virus last year?", "yes", "Ok, that's one $2000 PC and one $100 Outlook License, plus one hour labor, lets see, that comes to $2220 lost productivity, NEXT!".

      Yes, check the third bullet on my Drug War II post.

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      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
  40. Re:All I can say is... by Computer+suck! · · Score: 1

    95% of desktop use Windows.

    (ok thats prob a bs number, but put Windows Vs Linux on the desktop (which is the biggest play ground for Viriis) and Windows (in the amount of users department) kicks linux, HARD!)

    please note: As a server, or a geek os, I have nothing against Linux. I can install & run it. I just see very little point (as I do not use a server at home, and if I did, I'd be using BSD/Solaris, but hey...)

  41. Re:I run Windows & Outlook, never had a proble by Computer+suck! · · Score: 1

    wow, /. is poo... no edit button...
    Win2X should read Win9X, as I am shure you can guess, but the simple minded, stupid buggers out there will compain about it for days.

    You know the ones, the ones without arguments, or points, and have to compain about spelling/grammer/typos...

  42. But but but Microsoft sorted this all out! by SmileyBen · · Score: 2

    Why is it that nobody seems to recall that right after Lovebug, /all/ the newspapers happily printed articles (presumably swallowed verbatim from MS) hailing the fact that Microsoft was improving Outlook and Outlook Express so as to prevent this happening again. What did they do? Hardwire it not to arbitrarily execute code in emails with 'I love you' in?!?!? And much more importantly, why did the entirely of the media fall for it? An 'everything's just dandy' mentality?

    1. Re:But but but Microsoft sorted this all out! by ch-chuck · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They release a security 'upgrade' (Msft insists the Outlook viruses were not a 'security hole' but 'an insufficient level of security') - the Outlook patch goes too far the other way and completely blocks access to 'unsafe attachments' like *.mdb's that could possibly contain a script. I thought the Outlook patch would just make it more difficult to execute an attachment, like you would have to save it somewhere and find it to run it instead of just launching from the preview pane, but NOOOOOO, they make it so you can't access the attachment AT ALL! Then you cannot uninstall this security upgrage w/o uninstalling Office and reinstalling it.

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    2. Re:But but but Microsoft sorted this all out! by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      I agree. That response was like saying, "Hey look at that wide open door! I'll secure it by building a brick wall in front of it." Around the time the ILOVEYOU virus came out, I came up with a program that will stop it in it's tracks. It doesn't do this by disabling scripting functionality (which I actually find useful), but by changing the associations. With my program installed, scripts pass through it and the user gets alerted to possible security risks (registry reading/writing/deleting, file access, etc.). If the user still wants to run the script, they can opt to. (And often run scripts can be marked as "Safe" to avoid needless prompts.) Of course, my program is freeware (with the option of making donations if you feel it's worth it). Check it out at: http://www.jasons-toolbox.com/scriptsentry.asp

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  43. Forgetting History... by Carnage4Life · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's rather interesting watching slashbots make smug comments about "Microsoft worms" and "Outlook viruses" when the two most damaging worms that have occured this year could have appeared on any platform.

    Code Red
    The Code Red worm is a typical worm that exploits a buffer overflow just like the Morris Internet Worm and the Ramen worm before it. Either of the aformentioned worms could have done what code red did once they had 0wn3d the boxen, they just happened not to.

    Heck, I've toyed with writing a proof of concept *nix verison of Code Red using wu-ftp vulnerabilities, rpc.statd vulnerabilities, telnetd vulnerabilities, sendmail vulnerabilities and even BIND vulnerabilities. Of course, I haven't gone much further than deciding what exploits to use and glancing at some source since I'm busy with school at the moment and more importantly I don't want to go to jail.

    Sircam
    The Sircam worm spread either through social engineering or across unprotected network shares. Neither of these requires Outlook. It didn't grab addresses out of the address book and instead grabbed them from the user's web cache. Sircam also didn't use the client mailer to mail itself out but instead included it's own mail program.
    Thus all Sircam needed to spread was clueless users. This only thing Microsoft-y about this worm is that it ran on Windows.

    All the above said, it is truly sad that on almost all popular platforms we are stil dealing with a 30 year old security problem whose causes and solutions have been known from probably before a sizable number of the slashdot population was born.

    1. Re:Forgetting History... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could you please tell us for who you work ? This would be an interesting addition...

    2. Re:Forgetting History... by jesser · · Score: 2

      The Sircam worm spread either through social engineering or across unprotected network shares.

      The ease of social engineering depends on more than just the user. Outlook Express has a lousy warning message (something like "be sure you trust the person who sent this file") that often appears when running safe attachments such as jpg files. Windows 98 uses extensions (rather than special icons or a +x file mode) as the distinction between programs and documents.

      If a large percentage of users encounter dialog fatigue after a security warning appears multiple times when it shouldn't, or can't memorize the 10+ "dangerous" extensions, you have to reconsider whether it's really right to call the Outlook vector "social engineering".

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      The shareholder is always right.
    3. Re:Forgetting History... by Rinikusu · · Score: 1

      Well, here's a big difference:

      The *NIX based worms' exploits are quickly found and generally patched up and they keep on going.

      In the case of the Outlook worms, they keep using the same goddamned vulnerabilities over and over and over and over and over and over and over. The same goddamned people get infected, starting the cycle anew. IT departments need to lock down Outlook, if that's possible, or switch to another email client and poof! problem will be gone. However, it's like talking to your dad who's been hit with Sub7 or some other shit like that. You come over, you fix it, you explain to him what he did, and I'll be fucking damned if he doesn't go out and do it again. Hey, that's what I'm for, eh? That's what tech support is for, eh?

      Just my .02

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      If you were me, you'd be good lookin'. - six string samurai
    4. Re:Forgetting History... by kimihia · · Score: 1
      Heck, I've toyed with writing a proof of concept *nix verison of Code Red using wu-ftp vulnerabilities, rpc.statd vulnerabilities, telnetd vulnerabilities, sendmail vulnerabilities and even BIND vulnerabilities.

      wu-what? Don't run that thing.

      rpc.statd? Nup, not here.

      telnetd? Surely you jest!

      sendmail? Ha ha! You must be kidding. qmail (Most people in my LUG run qmail, Exim, or Postfix.)

      BIND? Not here.

      So tell me again ... what was the worm exploiting?

      Just like with Code Red attacking IIS, the daemon affected had somehow escaped Quality Assurance without being properly checked (as most of the above software has also) and shouldn't have been run.

  44. Aristotelian Logic by dbqpdbqp · · Score: 1

    Hacker's version.
    All viri are source code. All source code is free speech. Free speech is protected under the constitution. Therefore all viri are protected under the constitution.

    DMCA version
    Microsoft wrote the code that the virus creators used to kill the machines of the users that used the code that Microsoft wrote. Therefore Microsoft owns the viri.

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    ** Pray for Mojo.exe **
    1. Re:Aristotelian Logic by n76lima · · Score: 1

      Where are the lawyers when you need them?

      Aircraft manufacturer's have been sued because they made "defective" aircraft that will run out of fuel and crash.

      If Microsoft made "defective" tools that allow a Virus to be written, they should be held responsible under the same perverted logic that blames the aircraft manufacturer when the user was at fault.

    2. Re:Aristotelian Logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The plural of "virus" is "viruses." Stop being an ass clown.

  45. Re:All I can say is... by TheLinuxWizard · · Score: 0

    Ummm yeah... I don't read german. Why don't you post stuff in english like the rest of the internet??

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  46. Re:All I can say is... by smunt · · Score: 1

    Do you actually know any thing about either virusses, Linux OR Windows?

  47. Re:All I can say is... by TheLinuxWizard · · Score: 0

    Would I be on slashdot if I didn't? Get real, man.

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  48. plural of viruses determination by tswinzig · · Score: 2

    btw, the plural of viruses is... well, I just wrote it. Look at the latin root of "virus" and you'll understand. Or just google for "virii" (34k hits) vs "viruses" (1.4m hits). Nuff said.

    I'm not going to argue whether or not you're correct, but the way in which you've proven your correctness is pretty lame. All you've shown is which form is more popular, not more correct.

    There's this saying you might have heard, "The masses are asses."

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    "And like that ... he's gone."
    1. Re:plural of viruses determination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More popular is more correct, by definition.

    2. Re:plural of viruses determination by NMerriam · · Score: 2

      All you've shown is which form is more popular, not more correct

      In the english lanuage, popularity does equal corectness (sonner or later)...

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    3. Re:plural of viruses determination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And of course, memory and storage are interchangeable, because that's how most users "understand" it.

  49. well then.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    someone point microsoft to this article and urge them to fix their total cost of ownership windows/linux comparsion page.

  50. Re:All I can say is... by Herstel · · Score: 1

    if everyone started using Linux, it would have as many Virius as Windows.

    Nope. Technically spreading virii unintentionally like in M$ windows doesn't work in GNU/Linux due to [read/write] file permissions. Also, clicking on a malicious program compiled for Linux won't make any damage to the system since Linux is run from a users account, no way to infect system files because a computer virus needs write permission on system files to replicate. Also, on GNU/Linux system it is hard to spread a virus specific to certain e-mail applications like we are witnessing collosal spreading of Code Red for M$ web server, and other virii written for M$ Outlook, because there is no default email application in GNU/Linux distributions as it is M$ Outlook in M$windows.

  51. Virus != Bug!!! by frleong · · Score: 1

    The CNN article talks about virus and worm attacks (despite that some exploit security bugs) and their financial impact on companies. Why does this topic use the "bug" icon? So now /. editors have freedom to introduce new concepts to the term "bug", which generally refers to the software defects as in debug?

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  52. ambiguity by nilstar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I hate these so called 'reports' that don't even care to share their methodology for determining costs. I mean, it said that clean up costs include "x, y, z" and lost productivity inlcludes "a, b, c".... but what exactly was included, who did they interview and how did they come up with number of companies affected?? Also, does this include the cost of protecting computer systems (eg, with antivirus software) that don't get infected?

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  53. TCO comparisons by Lonath · · Score: 1

    Bet you won't find these kinds of figures on Microsoft's TCO comparisons with Linux. :P

  54. Filtering for 'I love you' - True Story by epsalon · · Score: 1

    Following the lovebug attack, my university decided to block all lovebug messages from the students' mailboxes, e-mailing everybody about it.
    So, I decided to ask a friend who actually got the worm to send it to me. I was quite surprised that it was sent OK.
    A few weeks later, a student came to me with a strange problem. A message he sent bounced. I checked the bounce, and to my surprise, it was bounced due to server restrictions. I checked the message and it turned out to be a real love letter to that student's SO. It turned out that the filter they installed simply filters out any message with "I love you" in the subject.
    Realizing this was the problem, I told the student to try a diffrent subject line, and then the message worked OK.
    People do the strangest things...

  55. That's the MS way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So does that mean Microsoft is going to foot the bill. It would be a nice little bit of PR...considering its all there fault. Maybe I'd start paying for their OS if it worked like an OS should (read linux, read BSD, real Solaris).
    If MS REALLY wanted to make money, they'd buy a major Antivirus company so they could have their cake and eat it too!

    1. Re:That's the MS way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Actually, they do this. The introduce limiited, buggy operating systems, then you pay them to upgrade.

  56. Disturbing article by bsdbigot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    First of all, I would like to know how these news stories keep coming up with monetary figures to represent mostly intangible concepts. Sure, there's a scientific way to go about it, but I know that I wasn't surveyed, so the results of such a process are at least flawed.

    Secondly, I have three distinct and conflicting views about virii. Mostly, I find them a nuisance and a pain in the ass to deal with. I also find them entertaining. It's like a great big joke, we get to watch M$ hang its ass in the wind - and we get to see M$'s fervent supporters run around like headless chickens for a while. I also find virii to be a necessary part of our daily electronic lives.

    That being said, the reason I find this article (and others like it) so disturbing is because we are seemingly paving the way for a whole new onslaught of legislation against computer virii. Let's be realistic: virii do -for free- what an entire industry fails to do with regularity - identify security holes. Almost 100% of the time, these holes are found in M$ products, which we all know are used by virtually every person in the online world. If virus writers didn't exploit these holes for their own entertainment, it would be much, much easier for malicious people to exploit these holes for their own gain and/or to the serious detriment of the victim.

    Based on that, the only news in this article is found between the lines.

    • Lots of people use highly-vulnerable Microsoft products
    • Lots of companies have underqualified people supporting Microsoft products
    • Procmail (on a *NIX, with any MTA) is a sysadmin's best friend
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  57. Re:All I can say is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Shut up moron. It's "Microsoft" or "MS", not "M$". That just isn't funny. And it's "Linux", not "GNU/Linux", whatever Stallman says.

    Anyway, your point is invalid - you make the assumptions that Windows system has no filesystem security, this is untrue of NT4 and 2000. And you assume that Linux users will actually take advantage of the file permissions inherent in the system - many users run their day to day sessions as root.

  58. Total cost of ownership by jmerelo · · Score: 1

    Do virus-related costs add up to the total cost of ownership? If so, how much would a Windows based-system cost? How much would a Linux/*BSD/Un*x based system cost?

  59. Re:All I can say is... by Herstel · · Score: 1

    Anyway, your point is invalid - you make the assumptions that Windows system has no filesystem security, this is untrue of NT4 and 2000.

    M$ windows versions 3.1, 3.11, 95, 98 and ME, the most used M$ systems, have no protected system files.Well valid point.

    And you assume that Linux users will actually take advantage of the file permissions inherent in the system - many users run their day to day sessions as root.

    Only clueless newbies run GNU/Linux as root if they didn't read a warning during install process of GNU/Linux system. M$ virus rules. M$ outlook virus rules.

  60. Another bad virus is around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All those who learned the major arcane heiroglyphic of the CLI, saw the GUI as a threat to their elite geekyness, almost seeing it as a virus threatening their priveliged earning status. Configuring a Linux box should not be made too easy should it? But wait..... another virus awaits around the corner. Ready to infect the earnings of all GUI writers. Yes my friends, better than human speech recognition, yeah I know you don't believe me, well you are wrong. And whats more its been out for nearly two years, very strange, how silent the media has been about this speech recognition breakthrough. Unspoken middle class conspiricy maybe? Well go here then and see what you think. Once people can talk to their computers, I'm afraid the bottom will drop out of the market, a bad virus indeed!!

  61. Code Red - Use the Present Tense please... by Phrogman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    All of these articles that I have been reading lately discuss Code Red and Code Red II in the past tense. Its still out there folks and its still attacking systems. I just ran a scan of my log file for one of my systems and the following IPs attempted to attack the webserver (which is running Linux/Apache and doing just fine):

    216.175.70.25 which attacked at 31/Aug/2001:04:16:29 PST

    61.129.37.165 which attacked at 31/Aug/2001:10:47:55 PST

    216.254.153.209 which attacked at 31/Aug/2001:13:58:40 PST

    62.110.109.5 which attacked at 31/Aug/2001:14:01:40 PST

    216.75.67.200 which attacked at 31/Aug/2001:14:25:52 PST

    216.210.235.68 which attacked at 31/Aug/2001:14:32:04 PST

    216.254.2.43 which attacked at 31/Aug/2001:19:13:21 PST

    195.128.198.2 which attacked at 31/Aug/2001:20:40:38 PST

    200.204.61.28 which attacked at 31/Aug/2001:21:09:45 PST

    ip244.54.136.216.in-addr.arpa which attacked at 31/Aug/2001:22:30:24 PST

    209.88.144.24 which attacked at 31/Aug/2001:22:52:19 PST

    209.88.144.24 which attacked at 31/Aug/2001:22:53:36 PST

    216.72.50.157 which attacked at 31/Aug/2001:22:54:32 PST

    61.175.90.219 which attacked at 01/Sep/2001:01:18:38 PST

    24.176.223.88 which attacked at 01/Sep/2001:01:25:49 PST

    216.224.75.34 which attacked at 01/Sep/2001:01:49:07 PST

    212.38.187.178 which attacked at 01/Sep/2001:02:45:22 PST

    Now the number of attacks goes down on the weekenend and up during the week, which suggests that most of these addresses (if not all of them) are simply DHCP desktop boxes run by morons who are too stupid to download and install a patch that has been widely mentioned in the news. But the fact remains that this worm is out there and active on a ton of systems and should *not* be spoken of in the past tense.

    Just my 0.45 Cents Canadian...

    --
    "The first time I got drunk, I got married. The second time I bought a chimpanzee, after that I stayed sober" Arian Seid
    1. Re:Code Red - Use the Present Tense please... by rm3friskerFTN · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "... morons who are too stupid to download and install a patch ..."

      Is the patch you mention really a "security patch" or is it a "service pack" or is it "an upgrade"???

      Perhaps the "morons" are a little ticked off at "security patches" that also include a bunch of other stuff that has no business being in a "security patch"

      "security patch = security patch"
      "security patch != service pack"
      "security patch != update"

      Maybe we have discovered a significant (albeit minor) explaination why Joe User has not bothered to keep up with all the latest "security patches" because they are not security patches. Instead the secuirty patch is bundled with other stuff creating a "non-security patch"

      --

      I believe Juanita

    2. Re:Code Red - Use the Present Tense please... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2

      > All of these articles that I have been reading lately discuss Code Red and Code Red II in the past tense. Its still out there folks and its still attacking systems.

      Similarly for SirCam. The Freeciv mailing list had to set up an attachment filter this week, due to the continued bombardment with requests for advice.

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      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    3. Re:Code Red - Use the Present Tense please... by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 1

      My room-mate tells me he once got a Wild Wild West screen-saver as part of a "critical update" for a win98 machine.

  62. Fun with statistics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's all a matter of what you choose to count. Is virus protection software a cost of viruses? How about the time your sysadmin spends keeping the protection up-to-date?

    Let's now examine the cost to business of car crashes (I'm following the methodology of the experts - I guessed):

    The car: $15,000

    Medical costs: 20,000

    Tow/cleanup/etc.: $200

    Slowing traffic on the Bay Bridge and causing a 30 minute delay for the 100,000 people behind you: 50,000 man hours @ $20/hour: $1,000,000

    Having to install seatbelts and airbags in 10,000,000 cars a year `cause a tiny fraction of them crash: $10 billion.

    Installation of thousands of miles of guard rails plus breakaway sign and light poles, sand-buckets, etc.: Many billions more.

    Nationwide deployment and maintenance of vehicle rescue equipment. More billions.

    I could go on but we are already up to an absurd number. The real question is which of these are a cost of crashes and which are a cost of transportation. People crash cars or they break and crash in spite of the driver. Therefore the infrastructure must be built to recognize that fact - It's a cost of transportation.

    If we include the cost of protection from threats (firewalls, security admins, virus protection) etc. as a cost of viruses rather than a cost of computing then we will have to start calculating the cost of doors, locks, the building security guard and such as a cost of crime rather than a cost of our lease.

  63. Just means too many people are using windows. by Leimy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    HEHEHEHE

  64. :) by jallen02 · · Score: 2

    I think that virii cost more in terms of the hype they create. I spent more time explaning to my mom and friends that code red would not melt their harddrive and that they were free and clear.

    The time lost is real. I must have spent at least 16 work hours patching, researching and explaning to others in the office who "needed" to know. Thats about 500 dollars of lost money for my company.

    Anyhow, check out my homepage for a graph of the code red hits my web server has taken :)

    Jeremy

    1. Re::) by jrwillis · · Score: 0

      I definatly hear you on this one. I think that everyone in the agency I work for came to me at one time or another and demanded to know what they could do to make sure this "code red thing" doesn't kill their HDD. I think the virus situation would be a lot better if only the media would stop hyping every last virus as "the next great internet plague."

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  65. It's mostly opportunity cost by ckedge · · Score: 2

    If our admin's hadn't spent 2-12 man weeks dealing with MS related security upgrades and crap over the past year, they might have gotten a VPN up and running, which would have meant the 120 odd employees could have put in a dozen or so extra hours of work from home, and those that dialed in without the VPN would have been able to use the VPN and work more effectively.

    Lessee, 120 employees times 20 hours over the past year times $60 CDN per hour per employee, that's $144,000 just for the medium sized IT shop I work at.

    Of course that's mostly opportunity cost. Not too much of it would have been billed directly to clients, but we would have produced better software with fewer bugs and more features. (Not to downplay the term opportunity cost, it is valid to worry about such things...)

  66. Re:All I can say is... by Computer+suck! · · Score: 1

    ok, some very good points... but...
    If it became as wide spread as Windows 1/2 the people out there would end up as Root. (or with root permisions, why log in to install software (remember NORMAL user...) Plus they are also the chance that a bug in the file system/print server,... will give a normal app r/w over everything.

    email virii are due to daft-user-sendrom.
    Anyone with 1/2 a brain cell should know not to open attachments unless you are expecting them (old version of outlook may have had the autorun.ini problem, but then old versions of Red Hat are not all that user friendly).

    MS web server, I will not denay it's poo-ness, but if adv people started using Linux, someone would have fun with Apache.

  67. Hidden Costs of Code Red by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I consult at a major telephone and data services company. I remain anonymous to protect us both. The company is a Microsoft partner, and a very early adopter of Win2K. We sat smugly behind our corporate fire walls until CodeRed II slipped in on hibernating laptops from home, and from trusted partners and other corporate divisions.
    Internally, there were no barriers to its spread amongst an amazing number of workstations running IIS without the users knowledge. Even developers involved in web server development did not realize that their workstations could be infected.
    A botched software upgrade distribution, intended to protect against the worm, made some 5000 workstations unusable until individually repaired. Those of us whose workstations survived, faced delays due to the enormous flood of "ARP Who Has" messages as the infected machines scanned for new victims.
    The scariest, and potentially, the most damaging problem was degraded service in the support network for the 911 emergency service in our metropolitan area.

  68. Re:All I can say is... by Computer+suck! · · Score: 0

    > Only clueless newbies run GNU/Linux as root
    Err... for Linux to become main stream (My your [G|g]og[dess[e]][s] help us all if it does) then it HAS to appeal to clueless newbies.

    Plus why the f*** should you log in as root to install stuff... its not neaded for a desktop.

  69. I tend to agree. Also about the media... by TrollMaster3000 · · Score: 0

    Our local news: It seems that every time M$ releases a new OS they just dance around it. Its very funny. For example when winme came out, they danced around it like it was their god. Now it turns out its not 1/2 as stable as the previous 9x. They say: Oh well, Win2000 is better. But yet they failed to report CodeRed, and just ignored it so they won't 'scratch their little M$ god's name'. The average person is dumb. As 'geeks' most of us know that.

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  70. Re:All I can say is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Viriis

    Ok, this has to stop.

  71. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  72. Cost of MICROSOFT Virii by rm3friskerFTN · · Score: 1
    " ... I note that every single one mentioned in the article, bar one ([MICROSOFT] Code Red), was a client-side [MICROSOFT] Outlook virus ..."

    Why is it we don't call this what it is ... a MICROSOFT virus problem that costs "$10 billion" per year?

    Try it ... whenever you discuss a virus, prefix the virus name with MICROSOFT (e.g. Microsoft's Sircam Virus)

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    I believe Juanita

  73. Re:All I can say is... by Herstel · · Score: 1

    If 1/2 users log in as root, they'll have to directly execute a virus to infect a system. MS$ outlook virii are other storry, they are maybe written because M$ is widespread. Fun with Apache and fun with other daemons in Unices is nothing new, there were many such attempts, they have limited effect since they use bugs in software only, in *nix it's all about "if this" and "if that", however, in win 3.1, 3.11, 95, 98 and ME users are always "root", and this is the weakness which is mostly exploited in M$ systems. BTW, there is also binary incompatibility in *nix, there is no such damage as in M$ systems.

  74. Re:All I can say is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your either a very poor troll, or an idiot. I can't quite tell. If I had to choose, I'd choose idiot.

  75. New Slash Feature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it a new slash feature that non-logged in people don't get to see sigs? About three times now I have seen people comment on sigs that I can't see. Hrmm... if I was really motivated I could get myself an account and find out, but alas, too much hassle setting up a temp email box, and changing my settings to allow cookies etc.

  76. How Do You Know??? by rm3friskerFTN · · Score: 1
    You claim to never have gotten a virus yet you have never installed a virus scanner on your box.

    As an experiment please do the following:

    ghost your primary-box onto another box (aka secondary-box)

    install virus software on secondary-box

    report back results

    reformat the secondary-box hard-drive so as remove every vestage of the virus scanner from the secondary box.

    Why do I ask you to do this? A friend made the same claim. One day he sent me a file. McAfee said it was infected with "XYZstdBadSTDVirus" or something.

    I called my friend and said "Dude ... you be infected"

    The friend installed a virus scanner and discovered his system performance improved because of all the virused he started to clean off his system.

    Funny thing is he thought he was quite the computer stud thinking A+ Certs would lead to riches, etc

    --

    I believe Juanita

  77. Why bother with security? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    So you think security is not important at all? That all people should just behave? Wow, we could all save a lot of time and trouble if we eliminated all locks--on our cars, houses, at work, on file cabinets holding classified information, etc. We should just rely on other people not to abuse that power and steal our stuff...

    You're obviously living in a dream world.

  78. Re:All I can say is... by Herstel · · Score: 1

    > Only clueless newbies run GNU/Linux as root

    I said "Only clueless newbies run GNU/Linux as root if they didn't read a warning during install process of GNU/Linux system." It is different. There is always a warning. Running Linux as user, not as root, is always the very first lesson on GNU/Linux.

    Plus why the f*** should you log in as root to install stuff... its not neaded for a desktop.

    I didn't say anything about installing desktop. BTW not all GNU/Linux distributions install GUI by defualt. For instance Debian GNU/Linux distribution installs only basic CLI system and ask if user wants more, for instance GUI environment before proceeding.

  79. No, you're dead wrong. by Pope · · Score: 2

    "Viruses" is correct, "virii" is not. Look it up in a dictionary if you don't believe me: http://www.dictionary.com/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term=vir us

    Whom is a direct object. "To whom" is correct, "to who" is not.

    In the same manner, saying "between you and I" is incorrect; "between you and me" is correct.
    You'd never say "Give that to I," now would you?

    Honestly, people, correct grammar is neither difficult nor time consuming. Hell, I went to a US High School and all this was taught in English class. What the hell is your excuse?

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  80. Re: Windows has many more serious security bugs. by Futurepower(tm) · · Score: 1


    It seems to me that Windows has had many more serious security bugs than Linux. The design of Windows is poor, in my opinion, and the programming is sloppy.

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  81. Re:All I can say is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS web server, I will not denay it's poo-ness, but if adv people started using Linux, someone would have fun with Apache

    Great post Jar-jar. Now learn how to talk Ee-nglush.

  82. Hold Up by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

    The cost in damages should only be counted if it constitues

    A) Lost Time
    B) Outsourced Work

    Generally, neither of these things happened. The last virus that I know of that cost my former employer ANYTHING was the love bug, because it erased a large, backed up set of images. These were all restored within a day. The entire workforce merely asked for a copy from the backup server and got it. Nobody stopped working, the people who handled it were IT professionals wou would have been working anyways. I would estimate that perhaps 30 seconds of everybody's time was spent on it. So, 1/120th of hourly payrate at 15-40$/hourly for 500 people... Hrmm... No, only one wing got struck, make that 100 people.

    Since we didn't spend any money that we wouldn't have been spending ALREADY, I would have to say that the cost was $0. There was also no downtime, so it didn't cost us any sales (that is if were were selling anything).

    This is just companies who figured out that they don't make any money doing what they do who said, hrmmm. Oh yeah, our webserver got it, goodness, that's $5000 right there in damages, right? Downtime? Well, it slowed down a little, and I had to fix it by running virus scan. It cost me a trip to the coffee pot!

  83. How much has Microsoft cost you today? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I wanna see new TCO figures with virus costs calculated in and then lets see if they even bother telling us about TCO anymore (wrt Linux,etc of course). Was one of their big arguments a few months ago, that TCO of MS products was actually lower than TCO of free software solutions. Haha.

  84. I wish the mentally ill would not post to Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    I wish the mentally ill would not post to Slashdot.

  85. I agree, that moderation is terrible. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree. Maybe you find the joke funny. Maybe you don't. But it is definitely on topic. If a comment could somehow be useful to someone else, but it isn't to you, don't moderate it.

  86. Pedantic Man: The plural of virus is NOT virii by Dirtside · · Score: 2
    I repeat, the plural of virus is NOT virii.

    This page explains in great detail why not:

    http://language.perl.com/misc/virus.html

    Additional support:

    http://www.dictionary.com/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term=vir us

    A search on Google for "viruses" turns up 1,480,000 hits.
    A search on Google for "virii" turns up 38,200 hits.

    Any technical literature written by professionals will NEVER EVER USE THE WORD VIRII! IT'S NOT A REAL WORD! The plural of "virus" is "viruses"!

    http://www.mcafee.com - on the FRONT PAGE the word "viruses" is printed several times. "Virii" is not.

    http://www.centralcommand.com - same deal.

    I'm going to keep posting this on every virus story that comes up until everyone gets the damn hint!

    --
    "Destroy science and religion. Science would re-emerge exactly the same; but not religion." - Penn Jillette, paraphrased
  87. Look at the bigger picture. by Dragonshed · · Score: 1

    When you consider the fact that Microsoft consistantly compromises security for usability, you can say the security of the windows platform is inherantly flawed. Now, just because it's flawed doesn't mean that windows systems cannot be secured to a reasonable degree, it just means that one must invest time/energy into securing the system, usually through 3rd party software and security patches gallore. The result of all of this is a giant user base, most of whom have no idea of how security can impact their usage, and a climate where 3rd party jobs are created to cope with a very usable and insecure system.

    The fact that windows systems can be secure, but typically are not is the fault of microsoft, because of the way they've chosen to engineer and market their product. That is where the bug lies. This bug isn't a software bug. It's a bug in microsoft's design/engineering teams.

  88. All MS money belong to us, by blang · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I won't be a judge of whether the $10 Billion is an accurate figure. Consider what wold happen if damages was awarded to MS victims? (excluding punitive damages):

    Some Microsoft figures:
    Annual Sales: $25 billion
    Annual earnings before taxes: $11 billion
    Profit: 7.7 Billion

    This shows us that MS contributed approximately 0 dollars to the economy. That's what I call a well put together scam. If punitive damages were awarded, MS would soon be history, and Billy Boy would move from his mansion to some shelter.

    While the lottery is a tax on the mathematically challenged, MS is a tax on the computer illiterati.

    --
    -- Another senseless waste of fine bytes.
    1. Re:All MS money belong to us, by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 0

      It's been known for a long, long time that M$ contributes nothing to society or the economy.

      For instance, due to embarassingly exploitable loopholes in federal tax code, M$ pays ZERO fed tax dollars.

      Due to retarded political bargaining with local officials, M$ pays ZERO state or city tax dollars. (though the local gov often pays for infrastructure to make it a more comfortable locale for M$)

      The sum of M$'s charity efforts amounts to "free licenses" to various M$ products. Not only do they get to select arbitrary "values" for these licenses, but often they give them to various educational institutions, poisoning students so that they only know one product.

      As a matter of fact, I can think of no positive way that they have contributed, unless you are campaigning for the senate.

      Microsoft benefits paid to various segments of society...
      Microsoft board execs : approx. $150 billion in the last 20 years
      Politicians: approx. $75 million anually
      You and me: negative $5 billion (conservatively)

  89. Virus == Bug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... when you caught a cold. :)

  90. You guys are fascinating. by Futurepower(tm) · · Score: 1


    You guys are fascinating. Viruses it is.

    A scholarly discussion of Latin! That's one reason I like Slashdot. There is always someone who has interesting information.

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    1. Re:You guys are fascinating. by kubrick · · Score: 1

      That's one reason I like Slashdot. There is always someone who has interesting information.

      ... in amongst the hundreds of hot grits, Natalie Portman petrified, goatse.cx, *BSD is dying, first post, dead penis bird ASCII art, and other fine examples of human ingenuity.

      oh, and the hundreds of posts like this one complaining how bad /. is these days :)

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  91. Vulri Worth Spreeding by K'tohg · · Score: 1

    Where's the good viruses? Every example I see exploits some sexual content or erases your hard disk or trashed your windows DLL's. How boring is that?!

    I want to see viruses I'd be proud to infect myself with. Like a networked syphony virus. Infect a subnet (Typical at most computer labs or offices) and have them syncronize behind the scene then each computer takes the task of an interment and bingo: Mozart's 5th all through out the Computer Lab!

    Second of all why not smart viruses. Say ones that can learn and adapt. Automatically update via the web. Ones that can attack Anti-virus software so it doesn't detect viruses (Like HIV) and infect your MFC libs so InstallSheild windows don't work. Basicaly why go for the whole hard disk. Where's the spice and fame in that?

    A good example of a creative virus was an old Mac one I heard about. Every time you rebooted it would shrink the screen resolution by one pixel. So a year from the infection you'd be looking through a mini window just like back in the old Quake on 486 days.

    My theory is viruses are designed to be molitios to continue the fear. So silly Magazine certified hill billies will panic and buy some anti-virus software. Ahhh see the connection? If I were a anti-virus company I bet I'd pay off some hacker accross seas under the table to write some mulitios virus and send over the vacine so I'd be the first to come up with an anti-virus.

    Ahh the consperiousy reviels itself...

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    0 row returned
  92. Yes yes.... by mindstrm · · Score: 2

    So, you acutally lost revenue by not working for 3 hours? The project you were working on actualy was delayed 3 hours and this actually cost money?

    If you are contracted out to others, and in this case, had to be retained that valuable time to clean up from Sircam, fine, that's a valid point.

    Most places, though, have IT staff who are there to do such things.

  93. Sneezing, the 20 billion dollar menace! by zenyu · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    10 billion is a lot? I haven't looked at the figures lately but I'm sure our world economy is north of 10 trillion a year. We should be fighting sneezing at work if we should care about this virus.

    Besides, it could make us a lot of money. Simply fire all the people who click on the "infect me" icon. Consider it a free IQ test administered randomly.

  94. Microsoft service pack DISABLED competitor's... by Futurepower(tm) · · Score: 3, Insightful


    Exactly. The latest Microsoft Internet Explorer "service pack" DISABLED another company's software (QuickTime). This kind of sneakiness makes upgrading impossible for the average user. You must be technically knowledgeable and well-informed to defend yourself against this kind of behavior.

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  95. Re:I run Windows & Outlook, never had a proble by }}mons{{ · · Score: 1

    You might never have one BSOD but you will have lots of other problems like your systems crawlin' to a halt after its been on for more than a week especially if you run some games in your server. Try running Half-Life CounterStrike on a Win2K Server...........

  96. Re:I run Windows & Outlook, never had a proble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I keep seeing posts from you in this article, and they all suck. Do you EVER shut up?

  97. The end of an era! by gilgongo · · Score: 1

    Am I the only person to spot that the list referred to in the article (and the costs quoted) conclusively proves that there is no such thing as anti-virus/worm PREVENTION? There is now only cure.

    G

    --
    "And the meaning of words; when they cease to function; when will it start worrying you?"
    1. Re:The end of an era! by sheldon · · Score: 2

      Prevention is social, and difficult to coordinate. Even our most technical users still stupidly opened up ILOVEYOU.

      There is innoculation in the form of patches and anti-virus. If kept up to date you will see very little damage from these problems.

  98. Re:I wish the mentally ill would not post to Slash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shut the fuck up. Get those voices out of my head!!

  99. Social engineering viruses are side effect of bugs by yerricde · · Score: 1

    Why does this topic use the "bug" icon?

    Because viruses exploit bugs.

    Social engineering viruses such as ILOVEYOU and SirCam result from the difficulty of telling an executable file from a document (as most users don't know what vbs, com, pif, and lnk are), which is a bug in Outlook Express, Eudora, Mozilla Mail, and most other popular mail clients for Windows. UNIX solves this problem rather easily by including a bit or three for 'x' permissions.

    The fact that virus-spreading daemons can run undetected by the average user is a bug in the design of Windows's task manager.

    In general, the lack of filesystem access restrictions, which implies that code executed as a user can fill or reformat the C:\ filesystem, is a bug in Windows 9x's design.

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  100. Shouldn't the headline read.. by Ogerman · · Score: 1

    "Microsoft Flaws Cost Estimate For 2001 Tops $10 Billion" Oops.. That number would be a little too optimistic. Oh well. Try again next year.

  101. Not that industry -- It's a MS innovation by SEWilco · · Score: 1

    No, it's a $10 billion/year Microsoft innovation. Microsoft created the whole antivirus industry when they decided to not have MS-DOS use the protection hardware in the 286 (and later the 386). Leaving the hardware accessible to user programs was known to be a bad idea ten years earlier.

  102. Do something about it then by gad_zuki! · · Score: 2

    Windows users can run a fake java-based webserver called Code Red Vigilante that uses the exploit to inform infected users that they've got it.

    There's a apache script that works a lot like this, someone care to post the link?

  103. Hm...$10B? by Scott+Hazen+Mueller · · Score: 1

    What I found striking about this is that it wasn't
    that long ago that a European report found that
    the annual cost of spam was EU10B, or about $9.6B
    in US dollars. In other words, according to two
    very different sources spam is just as big a
    problem as virii... When's the last time you saw
    a major spam run reported on network TV?

  104. Outlook worms don't use vulnerabilities at all by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2, Insightful
    This is how an Outlook worm spreads:
    1. The worm arrives in an email, containing a vague subject and body written in questionable English, urging the recipient to open the attachment which contains an executable copy of the worm itself.
    2. Outlook, with Windows in its default setting, hides the executable nature of the attachment, by removing the real extension of the filename (in a typical MS attempt to make its OS "friendlier" by withholding as much critically vital information as possible from users). So "clickonme.gif.vbs" is shown to the user as "clickonme.gif".
    3. Once the user opens the attachment, Outlook executes the attachment in a method appropriate for the (hidden) extension.
    4. The worm code opens the address book and harvests a list of email addresses from it.
    5. The worm constructs a new email message, containing a vague subject and body written in questionable English, urging the recipient to open the attachment which contains an executable copy of the worm itself.
    6. The worm emails this message to all the target recipients.
    7. At this point the worm is free to execute whatever payload it contains, which might do nothing, delete files, install a back door, etc.


    At no point in this process does it rely on anything in Outlook that can be really called an "exploit", like a buffer overflow bug. Outlook itself is the exploit. The worm doesn't need to do anything that Microsoft hadn't planned for people to be able to do. There is only one step in this process that relies on human frailty. The rest of it is simple API calls to functionality that Bill and Co. decided to make available to executable email attachments. Outlook (anything that uses Microsoft's "Windows Scripting Host") is excellently designed to host worms and provide services to them as they infect a network.

    Windows does give you a warning when you are about to open something that has executable content in it (HTML with JavaScript, Excel documents with VBA scripts, etc.). Microsoft has seen fit to cram executable content into so many different file types that every single attachment you ever open from anybody gives you this warning. It's like the boy who cried wolf. But this is the extent to Microsoft's approach to security. It doesn't stretch much further than the "hey, do you want me to run this?" dialog box (if they even give you that). They just don't take security seriously at all.

    Now Microsoft is not full of stupid people. The decision to include executable content in emails must have raised alarm bells concerning security. They must have realized the vulnerable state they were putting everyone in. And how did they handle it? By reprogramming their OS and application suites to properly implement security and handle code from unknown sources with the appropriate level of caution? No, that would be too much work, and then people might complain that the security was getting in their way. So this is how they handle it: they put in a dozen lines of code that show you that little ubiquitous dialog box (unless you've checked "never show this dialog box again" on it before), and they extract a boolean from your confused and sorry ass. Then they branch there. If anything bad happens now, it's your fault.
  105. Read the Jargon File by Dlugar · · Score: 1

    The plural of box is not boxen, the plural of UNIX is not UNICES, and the plural of mongoose is not polygoose. jf

    Nobody complains when people say "boxen" just for fun ... why should they complain when people say "virii" just for fun?

    Certainly, I laugh at all those who say "virii" thinking it's the actual plural of virus--but similarly I laugh at all those who get their panties in a knot trying to correct those who lovingly and playfully use "virii" as a "playful distortion of language".

    Please, do us all a favor and get a grip!


    Dlugar
    --
    Computer Go: Writing Software to Play the Ancient Game of Go
    1. Re:Read the Jargon File by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that I doubt there are many people who "lovingly and playfully use 'virii' as 'a playful distortion of language,'" and if there are, they'd probably lead more fulfilling lives if they found some other hobby.

      Your examples are also somewhat irrelevant. Those other "playful" plurals follow some real-life pattern, e.g.

      box (ox) -> boxen
      unix (matrix) -> UNICES

      But there is no other Latin or English word that fits the pattern

      virus -> virii

    2. Re:Read the Jargon File by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      radius -> ??

  106. "virii" is incorrect. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When are retards going to realize that the word "virus" is not Latin, therefore "virii" is incorrect? The plural is "viruses," thank you very much.

    Fags.

    1. Re:"virii" is incorrect. by NonSequor · · Score: 2
      Virus is Latin. It means poison or slime. The plural does not exist in any known Latin works. I'm not sure how people started to think that the plural was virii. That's just plain bad Latin. Some people, thinking that because it has a masculine ending think the plural is viri. That's wrong because it isn't masculine, it's neuter. So, upon hearing this, other people thought it was a third declension neuter noun which would make virora it's plural. Nope, wrong again. It's actually an irregular second declension neuter noun. One of the most consistent rules in Latin (and most of the rules in Latin are pretty consistent) is that all neuter nouns end in -a in the nominative, vocative, and accusative plural. Since virus is in the second declension, the stem is vir- and so the plural is vira.

      All of this probably sounds very complicated if you don't know Latin or another inflected language but it actually isn't that hard. There are just a lot of fancy names for things.

      I am usually in favor of using Latin plurals for Latin words (and Greek plurals for Greek words, and Italian plurals for Italian words, and German plurals for German words, and so on), but in this case, by pluralizing it correctly you risk confusing too many people. Just use viruses. However, if you are translating an English document that contains the word "viruses" (I can't imagine why you would do that though), translate it as "vira".

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    2. Re:"virii" is incorrect. by unitron · · Score: 2

      Are you sure that mine was the post to which you meant to reply? I ask because I didn't use any version of the plural of virus in it. Even the quote only contained the singular.

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    3. Re:"virii" is incorrect. by unitron · · Score: 2

      So the correct plural of virus is slimes? :-)

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  107. Monopoly or innovation? by kimihia · · Score: 1

    So I gotta ask, is Microsoft having a clean sweep in that report a result of their monopoly position with viruses? Or have they innovated in new ways to get infected?

    1. Re:Monopoly or innovation? by unitron · · Score: 2

      More like they keep "innovating" security problems that allow "innovation" of new worms and viruses, although I wouldn't be surprised if they did manage to come up with an original way to make their products vulnerable.

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  108. Just a bit smug. by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2


    It's rather interesting watching slashbots make smug comments about "Microsoft worms" and "Outlook viruses" when the two most damaging worms that have occured this year could have appeared on any platform.


    That's true. And they have. You've mentioned the Ramen worm (which was actually more complex than Code Red - taking advantage of 3 exploits). There was li0n. And sadmind (spreading accross Solaris machines, then defacing IIS sites).


    They're out there. There are plenty of Linux and Solaris servers to populate. Where's the big outcry and doom stories accompanying all the horrid damage done by these worms?


    There are a few possible things happening here. Its possible these systems are better administered - set up and actively administered by knowledgable administrators. Its possible that these machines aren't deployed with everything possible running. Its also possible that these platforms are simply easier to secure and patch.


    In any case, the smuggness isn't entirely out of place.

  109. Speaking of smug mode by Tom7 · · Score: 1


    There are a *lot* of unix network daemons which are vulnerable, mainly because they tend to be written in C.

    Relying on folklore to tell you which services you trust seems pretty sloppy to me; unless you've somehow guaranteed that your services are more secure than the ones listed, I say the worm writers will be the ones laughing.

    1. Re:Speaking of smug mode by kimihia · · Score: 1

      Unless there are local root exploits or privilege elevations that a server is vulnerable to, exploiting correctly setup (chroot / set uid / set gid) daemons will have minimal impact.

      Assume my smtpd was completely full of bugs. Assume that it was successfully exploited. What damage will I be vulnerable to? Somebody gets to add malicious emails to my SMTP message queue. Well, not a huge deal.

      If you've got take the time you can minimise the potential impact of an attack from complete r00ting to temporary Denial of Service.

  110. Re:I run Windows & Outlook, never had a proble by Computer+suck! · · Score: 0

    nope.
    My computer has NEVER crawed down, even when installing Oricale, MySQL (testing 'em both), Apache (don't trust IIS) and Tomcat (apache project, Java web server for Javalets) it ran fast (ok, as it was a test box it was not hit hard, but I AM USING IT AS A DESKTOP OS (I would use Solaris/BSD/Linux for a server)).
    My computer does not have any rogue apps which I have to kill via cnl-alt-del.
    And I run Half-Life dedicated servers on my machine most of the time! (well did, but I have moved and don't have my DSL line anymore)

    I know... Why don't you try USING win2k instead of beleiving it to be shit as 9x was.

    CS!

  111. Sircam _is_ Microsofts fault by athmanb · · Score: 1

    The very fact that a .bat (which is supposed to be a text file and contain DOS commands) and a .pif (which should only contain a few preferences for launching other executables) can spread viruses since they are called the exactly same way as real executables is so stupid I can't even begin to understand why they did it.

    This is as if perl would check a file it has received through the pipe ("/usr/bin/perl script.txt") and if it's not a real script, just launch it as an binary.

  112. Microsoft virii??? by TangoCharlie · · Score: 1

    My computer has a virus. At some point, I installed a piece of software... during the process, another program was installed as well. The second program appears to be a back-orifice style program which possibly allows other people access to my files. I don't seem to be able to remove either piece of software. I can't uninstall the first program even if I wanted to and I can't simply delete the second. I have found the executable file, it's a file called msimn.exe. I have tried to delete it, but it comes straight back again. I've tried dropping in a replacement file with the same name, but that file get overwritten with the unwanted file.

    My virus scanner doesn't seem to recognise it as a virus (I have updated my virus definition file so that its up-to-date).

    While the behaviour of this program is not exactly covered by the term "virus" - it doesn't replicate by embedding its code "DNA" into other programs to reproduce. But having infected my machine, it then allows secondary "infections" to circulate. I think it's more like an abscess... an infected sore.

    The name of the virus? Outlook Express. I don't want it. I can't delete it. I can't uninstall it.

    How can I lance this boil?

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