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SirCam on Linux via WINE

illusion_2K writes "Another monumental step forward for Linux - the SirCam virus now works on Linux via WINE. ("With a few ommissions")" Allright I had to post it. Thats damn funny. We can emulate worms if we want to!

194 comments

  1. Not surprising by Inthewire · · Score: 1

    That's excellent!
    Change from a Windows compatability layer to a Windows vulnerability layer.
    Of course it should work...as I recall, Sircam is a virus targeted a MS applications...so anything that can run Windows apps ought to run it, right?

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  2. It's worked for a while by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

    I used to use it to uncompress the documents I got sent so I could have a peek at them... It uncompresses itself into 'Recycled'.

  3. Heh... by Sj0 · · Score: 1, Redundant

    The best part is the if we want to. heh, Don't want to be venerable? close WINE. Almost poetic... :)

    On the other hand...Why run IIS under WINE under linux? :)

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    1. Re:Heh... by Dwonis · · Score: 2, Funny

      Boot time. IIS "reboots" much faster under under WINE than under Windows.

    2. Re:Heh... by ethereal · · Score: 1

      The ultimate test: can you run Code Red or Nimda on IIS under Wine on Linux? Then we'll know that Linux is truly "Enterprise-ready".

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  4. When? by flikx · · Score: 4, Funny

    When will I be able to enjoy being infected by outlook viruses under FreeBSD? People will think I'm weird if I don't send along personal documents.

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    1. Re:When? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haven't you been paying attention? BSD is dead already. It can't even run viruses right.

  5. Now let's fix it by GrouchoMarx · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Cool! Now for a real coup, alter WINE so that it doesn't have all these vulnerabilities. (Should be reasonably straight-forward, just put proper checks in to keep VB scripts from accessing certain parts of the system.) I can see the marketing now: "Runs all Windows programs, except the viruses!" "It's Windows, but safer." "Virii? We don't run no steenkin virii!"

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    1. Re:Now let's fix it by cyba · · Score: 1

      They would have to fix VB interpreter, not WINE.

  6. Description by mnordstr · · Score: 0, Informative

    The SirCam virus runs properly under WINE, with a few omissions. It does not properly create registry entries to make itself launch at boot. Also, it did not e-mail itself out to others, but that is partly due to not having Outlook installed under WINE at the time of testing. Thus I am not sure if this part of the program works correctly or not. What does work correctly is extracting the embedded document into your temporary folder.

    1. Re:Description by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cut and paste karma whore. Not surprisingly, this guy is one of the whores that posted the changelog in the kernel thread.

  7. Why is this important? by verbatim · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Why is this important? What, are we struggling to make Linux as vinerable to viruii as Windows. Why not just start having trivial user programs run as root.

    Seriously... whats up with this?

    I guess the only useful Windows apps are viruii anyway, I just thought I'd ask the question.

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    1. Re:Why is this important? by 1010011010 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Seriously... whats up with this?

      Humor. H-U-M-O-R.

      "Haha, Linux has to run Windows viruses under emulation, otherwise it wouldn't have any."

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    2. Re:Why is this important? by verbatim · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Oh, so funny is what you want...

      WINE supporters have finally ported the single most popular Windows application to WINE. It took a lot of work and years of research and determined effort, but it can finally be put to rest. Yes, thanks to the efforts of hackers world-wide, Linux is now capable of running Virus programs designed for Windows.

      :D

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    3. Re:Why is this important? by Lost+Searcher · · Score: 1

      Ahh, you see this is all part of the Linux World Conspiracy ... we may run the virii, but we are not truly hurt by them ... oh, no! they hurt our Wine root directory! oh, no! all my _Windows_ applications ... BUT, we can now spread the virii to other helpless Window's users (and probably more effeciently ...). Thus, more Window's boxes are brought down. viva la revolution!

  8. that's my entry! by jbridge21 · · Score: 1

    I posted the wine appdb entry:

    http://appdb.codeweavers.com/appview.php?appId=2 77

    1. Re:that's my entry! by sirinek · · Score: 1

      Why did you put US Gov't as the vendor?

      What have you seen/heard saying they released this virus?

    2. Re:that's my entry! by GenCuster · · Score: 1

      See what you get when you claim credit for something you did not do. You loose karma ... good for /.

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    3. Re:that's my entry! by jbridge21 · · Score: 1

      Well, it was just supposed to be another humorous part of a humorous appdb entry. If I had known that /. would have picked it up, I might have chosen my words a bit more carefully, but oh well.

      In retrospect, I doubt that any part of the US Gov't would have any possible motive for releasing this one.

  9. WINE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Does Wine actually work these days?

    I was once able to trun Minefields in it, but nothing else seemed to work.

    1. Re:WINE by Imperial+Tacohead · · Score: 1

      OK, that's it, I posted fair warning, now prepare to face my Saikyo style.

    2. Re:WINE by agdv · · Score: 1

      Definition of "emulate." According to parts #1 and #2, we are emulating the virus, sorta.

    3. Re:WINE by Lussarn · · Score: 1

      Does for me. Only use it for games though. DiabloII and UT right now. Yes there is a Linux binary for UT, but the win binary actully works better for me.

    4. Re:WINE by bigbadwlf · · Score: 1

      Sure does. I was able to get Starcraft to run... only in single player though.

    5. Re:WINE by Denny · · Score: 1

      Well, I installed Lotus Notes 5.6 under WINE here at work and use it every weekday - works fine, or at least, works as well as it ever did under Windows, which isn't quite the same thing.

      Considering how obscure the inner workings of Notes are, I think that's a pretty good indication of the maturity of WINE these days.

      As far as I'm aware, it mainly has trouble with games and Microsoft software these days - games I presume because they use lower level functions than most software (in which case virus emulation achieves a new level of importance!) and Microsoft software because it seems to use some interesting Windows API calls that don't appear in the documentation anywhere...

      Regards,
      Denny

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    6. Re:WINE by memyselfandmyhand · · Score: 0

      It probably didnt work multiplayer because Starcraft uses IPX, not TCP/IP, so unless you have linux set up to use IPX it wont work.

    7. Re:WINE by bigbadwlf · · Score: 1

      It uses TCP/IP to connect to battle.net, but to be honest, I don't remember which I tried.

    8. Re:WINE by shinjii · · Score: 1

      actually, the wine team just doesnt focus on games that much from what i understand, it mainly focuses on getting business software running, and working with directx stuff second or as a side effect.
      i got starcraft running also, but with a few minor bugs that were little nuisances.
      so it can work for some games, thats luck since games really arent its focus

      look into transgaming for a group that is focused on making games work well on wine.

  10. Yes! by gweihir · · Score: 1

    Finally a virus friendly application for Linux! Long has the possible base of Virii overlooked in geting Linux more acceptance. No more!

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  11. The major barrier to virii... by gusnz · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now, all we need is an Outlook user simulator package that automatically opens executable attachments if it's asked for advice :)

  12. Just a warning... by Imperial+Tacohead · · Score: 1

    Anyone who looks at the part under the headline and whines that "WINE Is Not An Emulator" shall face my fists of fury. Don't push me.

    1. Re:Just a warning... by Imperial+Tacohead · · Score: 1

      Please God, give me the strength to destroy this poster...

    2. Re:Just a warning... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about... Wine Is Not Emulating?

  13. Oops :) by Sj0 · · Score: 1

    sircam, not code red. OK, then by arguement goes "Why would anybody use Outlook + WINE + linux", because anybody stupid enough to check their e-mail under linux, see the file "I send to you to have your advice", and run it manually under wine deserve every virus on the planet. :)

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    1. Re:Oops :) by doob · · Score: 1

      Interesting point tho' Could you run IIS under WINE?

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  14. If I see another moron use "virii"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...I will kick his or her ass. The proper plural for "virus" is "viruses". "Viri" and "virii" just make you look stupid. Please read this informative article for background information. Thank you.

    1. Re:If I see another moron use "virii"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Virus stands for venon in latin. If you call it viruses, than you should start calling campuses instead of campi.

    2. Re:If I see another moron use "virii"... by lythe · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I'm still trying to find out what a "virius" is. I mean, at least "viri" would be a correctly formed Latin plural ... but "virii"? What the heck is up with that?

      Of course, "viriiz" is even worse.

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    3. Re:If I see another moron use "virii"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But viri is the latin plural for man. And Virus is not latin for venon but poison.

    4. Re:If I see another moron use "virii"... by Tony-A · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, the plural of virus is Microsoft.

    5. Re:If I see another moron use "virii"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Follow. The. Link. Moron.

    6. Re:If I see another moron use "virii"... by bgfxunc · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "viri" is plural for "vir." "Vir" means "man", hence "viri" means "men."

    7. Re:If I see another moron use "virii"... by jandersen · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Actually the 'proper' plural is whatever most people end up using. The truth is, there probably never was a plural of the word 'virus' in latin, as it was a 'mass noun' (just like eg. 'water'). Personally I prefer either 'viruses' or 'vira'; they both 'feel right' - 'vira' is often used in medical literature. I don't like 'viri' or 'virii' because they are clearly wrong (ie they already have another meaning).

  15. Oh my god that's funny... by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 1

    ROFL...Ah, me. Kudos to the poor bastards brave enough to try this. They will have their kernel recompiled in Valhalla.

  16. Not Quite by Jerry · · Score: 5, Informative

    While I noticed that SirCam infected email did fire my Wine program the results were a dud. The effect was that SirCam was exposed but not functional, and I was able to explore it's code without fear. There were no registries to infect, no exchange list to exploit, and the "hidden" trojans were easily seen and removed.

    SirCam it totally harmless on Linux under Wine.

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    1. Re:Not Quite by rtaylor · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sircam is completely harmless on Windows too -- until you let the users get involved who run the damn thing.

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  17. WINE software by mlknowle · · Score: 1

    Geeze... when will linux users get over Windows software and start wrting worms specifically for their platform... uncreative they are

  18. Chill out man! by Sj0 · · Score: 1

    maybe you should spend a little bit less time being offended by honest mistakes on slashdot, and go take a walk to vent some steam...

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  19. Yes, everybody please read that link. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The best quote:
    Virii is still completely silly, so don't do that; otherwise, everyone will know you're just a blathering script kiddie.
    Of course, we all already suspected that all Slashdotters are blithering poseurs anyway; their use of nonexistent Latin plurals just proves it.
  20. I see the Microsoft response ... by Blue+Neon+Head · · Score: 1

    Now all the Microdroids will scream "HA! See?! Linux users can get worms too!"

    1. Re:I see the Microsoft response ... by spectecjr · · Score: 1

      Now all the Microdroids will scream "HA! See?! Linux users can get worms too!"

      You're obviously highly misinformed. At least three Linux worms have been out in the past year, and none of them require Wine to run - just uninformed lusers like yourself leaving boxes unpatched.

      Simon

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    2. Re:I see the Microsoft response ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worm the bastards if it gets you down. Or use a good drench - any farmer'll be able to point you in the direction of a good one.

  21. Re:Ban the death penalty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think we should let kidnappers go free.

    Punishing people who keep victims locked up against their will by locking them up against their will makes no sense.

  22. Re:Ban the death penalty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's a different ballpark. Keeping people locked up is reversible, taking their lives is not.

  23. way to go WINE! by Annoying · · Score: 1

    See, linux can run the latest popular software for windows.

    Great job WINE team, keep up the good work.

  24. Re:Ban the death penalty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you have a time machine that will magically return the time someone spent in jail?

    interesting.

    I always thought once time passes it's gone and you can never get it back, but i guess i was mistaken...

  25. Re:How is it less expensive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The death penalty is more expensive because of the lengthy appeals process.

    And why do we need the process? Because even the advocates have to admit that the legal system is fallible and there must be a chance to correct a false conviction.

    What they're missing is that given the nature of the death penalty absolutely no mistake should be allowed, but that's obviously impossible. Yet another reason to scrap the use of the capital punishment. You can never prove someone 100% guilty but the punishment is 100% irrevocable.

  26. Re:Ban the death penalty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I always thought once time passes it's gone and you can never get it back, but i guess i was mistaken...

    No, you're absolutely right. That is the problem with the capital punishment: you always lose the rest of your life. If your prison sentence is overturned you get at least the rest of your life back.

  27. Article about Linux and Nimda/RedCode in spanish. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Bulma (a spanish lug in then Balerian Islands) we have published
    and interesting article about the news viruses Nimda/RedCode/Sircam and
    his relation (problems and solutions) with unix's admins.

    Como defenderse del virus NIMDA/Red Code/Sircam ...

    http://bulmalug.net/body.phtml?nIdNoticia=865

    The article are in spanish, but there are a lot of links to documentacion,
    tips and programs.

  28. as long as there are bored people in the world... by BlueboyX · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As long as there are bored people in the world, there is hope. Granted, emulating virii isnt exactly helpfull, but if we have enough time and energy to do things like this, stuff that really is helpfull will continue.

    Well, I guess this project was good for a laugh. That always helps. :>

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  29. Re:Ban the death penalty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know, i think the death penalty sucks too, i'm just fuckin around hehe.

  30. venerable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Don't want to be venerable?


    I know we're living in a youth-obsessed culture, but still, I think being venerable would be a pretty good thing.

  31. WINE by James+Foster · · Score: 1

    "We can emulate worms if we want to!"

    WINE: WINE Is Not an Emulator

    Well, I wouldn't say we can "emulate" worms... Would you?

  32. [W]ine [I]s [N]ot an [E]mulator by Puk · · Score: 4, Funny

    I bet this comes up with every wine post, but according to the name, the sourceforge page, and one of the the FAQ answers, WINE is not an emulator. Much like GNU is not UNIX. :)

    -Puk

    1. Re:[W]ine [I]s [N]ot an [E]mulator by PMan88 · · Score: 0

      LAME Ain't an MPEG Encoder

    2. Re:[W]ine [I]s [N]ot an [E]mulator by mother_superius · · Score: 2, Informative

      It is also well-known as WINdows Emulator.

    3. Re:[W]ine [I]s [N]ot an [E]mulator by Cloud+K · · Score: 2, Interesting

      True, true. But stop being so picky!

      Which would you rather say...
      "We can emulate Windows viruses if we want to"
      or
      "We can use a program that implements the Windows API on top of X and UNIX (although GNU is not UNIX, so we're implementing it under GNU/Linux really) to run a Windows based virus"

      Personally I'm willing to sacrifice being 100% accurate and correct in a case like this :)

    4. Re:[W]ine [I]s [N]ot an [E]mulator by Puk · · Score: 4, Funny

      Fair enough -- you've got a good point. We should be able to come up with something more concise than that thing, though. :) How about "now Linux can suck as much as Windows" or "now we can run those superior Windows worms"?

      "You have been hit by the UNIX virus! It works on the honor system. Please forward this message to everyone you know and delete a bunch of your files at random."

      Ah, what the hell, it's fine as it is. ;)

      -Puk

  33. Dude..you don't understand... by S1mon_Jester · · Score: 2, Funny
    Up to now...Windows advocates have been complaining that Linux just doesn't have the power of Windows. Listen to this Windows advocate:

    Well, um...like Linux is weak. It don't get those Windows viruses at all. Damn, if it can't do that, why should I be a-using it? My operating system has to be corruptiblable, ya know?

    Now...finally, we have something to show them! That SirCam CAN affect Linux (in emulation mode at least).

    1. Re:Dude..you don't understand... by verbatim · · Score: 2

      I don't /care/ what lusers think. In fact, most users should be using whatever does what they need it to do (be it Windows, Linux, BeOS, whatever).

      Quite frankly I am fucking tired of people trying to be the next Microsoft. Redhat, Caldera, Corel, whatever... and it's not even about the money. Look at distributions like Slackware...

      Get it through your heads - there doesn't have to be one cure-all operating system that everyone has to use in order to be 'uber-l33t'.

      Business doesn't give a rats ass about technical specs, as long as the total system is a benefit to the company.

      On another forum, a few minutes ago, someone asked about setting up a small mail server (maybe 20 users or so). The typical smart-ass answer of "install linux with sendmail/postfix/intermail/whatever" came across. The guy said he needed it done ASAP and would rather just do it on NT. Is there anything wrong with doing that? Umm.. no.

      My original point (which has been moderated into oblivion, as I assume this will be too) is that it doesn't make ANY rational sense to be trying to get a MALICIOUS program running on your system.

      Public opinion means jack shit if it doesn't work the way it is supposed to. As long as it works, is reliable, and is (relativly speaking) easy to maintain, who cares what makes it go.

      Yeah, this article reeks of "*hyuck* *hyuck* look what I can do"...

      Bah.

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    2. Re:Dude..you don't understand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes first of all i don't have an account and i don't care if it says anonymous coward above.

      now...
      you say: "My original point (which has been moderated into oblivion, as I assume this will be too) is that it doesn't make ANY rational sense to be trying to get a MALICIOUS program running on your system"

      well... no-one is TRYING to get a malicious program running. it just goes to show how good the programming is with WINE. it shows how, with absolutely no documentation about source code, they can emulate Windows pretty perfectly. and it goes to show that to Windows is so crappy, that even under emulation, it is still crappy.

      so please. if you're in a bad mood, just wait till you're in a better mood, then read it again. you have to be open-minded about these things.

      i understand that it isn't something to be proud of, the fact that a Windows emulation is actually vulnerable. but the article isn't meant to be taken seriously. it's supposed to be funny. if it ain't funny to you then just shhh.

    3. Re:Dude..you don't understand... by ethereal · · Score: 1
      On another forum, a few minutes ago, someone asked about setting up a small mail server (maybe 20 users or so). The typical smart-ass answer of "install linux with sendmail/postfix/intermail/whatever" came across. The guy said he needed it done ASAP and would rather just do it on NT. Is there anything wrong with doing that? Umm.. no.

      Um, yes, there is. The guy who's just setting it up ASAP is going to have myriad security holes to patch out of the box, which may not get patched since he's in such an all-fired hurry, and so doing it the quick and easy way is more likely to lead to more worms deluging the non-quick-and-dirty part of the Internet. If that person would plan ahead by investing a little time in figuring out the best system for his needs, including future expandability, then problems of adding 20 users would be a non-event.

      Using NT is not necessarily a mistake. Using NT because you're in a hurry and think that in the long run it will be a quicker solution usually is a mistake.

      That said, a good avenue to investigate would be one of the afore-mentioned MTAs and a Webmin interface. You can't get much more pointy-and-clicky than that, plus you can download the most recent and secure versions of postfix, qmail, or even sendmail.

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  34. Re:How is it less expensive? by t · · Score: 1
    You can never prove someone 100% guilty...

    That's stupid. If you had an insane criminal with a gun and a hostage who waited for a slew of cops to arrive before shooting his hostage in the head and promptly giving himself up to the police then he would indeed be 100% guilty.

    Absolutes are always wrong.

    Generalizations are always false.

  35. David Ben-Gurion Quote by ackthpt · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    David Ben-Gurion is noted as having said, "We will know we have become a normal country when Jewish thieves and Jewish prostitutes conduct their business in Hebrew."


    It somehow just seems fitting of Linux-Wine-Worms-Windows ;-)

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    1. Re:David Ben-Gurion Quote by rickmoen · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      "ackthpt" wrote:

      David Ben-Gurion is noted as having said, "We will know we have become a normal country when Jewish thieves and Jewish prostitutes conduct their business in Hebrew."

      Excuse me, but that wasn't Ben-Gurion who said that: You're paraphrasing Jabotinsky -- badly.

      Rick Moen
      rick@linuxmafia.com
    2. Re:David Ben-Gurion Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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      Please enjoy your Slashdot experience!

    3. Re:David Ben-Gurion Quote by sg_oneill · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Fuck off racist.

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  36. It's grammar time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Allright I had to post it. Thats damn funny.
    Oh no, it's infected CmdrTaco's computer, and it's already started erasing punctuation marks!
    1. Re:It's grammar time! by Denny · · Score: 1

      On the bright side, it put an extra 'l' in there to compensate...

      Denny

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  37. Wine is... by gmplague · · Score: 1

    NOT an emulator!!

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  38. GPL by Laser+Lou · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's great. I suppose the next step now is to get the GPL "Virus" to work on Windows.

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  39. Major step forward by ShoeHead · · Score: 1

    This is a major step forward for Linux/*Nix systems. I personally have known several top Fortune 500 companies who have been hesitant to enter into the *nix world because of legacy systems and software.

    Imagine my enthusiasm when I read this news story. Corporate America will no longer have to languish in the restricted playpen Windows offers, and is free to explore the thrifty, speedy, and, dare I say it, eFective software base that *nix platforms offer.

    I've been waiting for this day ever since I installed Slackware using 3 floppy disks, but found that it had no built in features that support the Anna Kournakova suite. Now, we can live in peace, knowing that WINE can grok Kournikova.

    Rejoice my friends, the golden years for Linux are close at hand.

  40. Vendor by damiam · · Score: 1

    Why is the vendor listed as "??? US Govt"? I've never heard any evidence linking them to SirCam.

    --
    It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
  41. Re:How is it less expensive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If he was insane, then he would have a defense.

  42. It's quite sad... by MissMyNewton · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ...to see the level to which Windows-envy has grown

    ;-)

    --

    ---

    Information wants...you to shut your pie hole.

    1. Re:It's quite sad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      See, this is what is commonly reffered to, in English, as a 'joke'.

      joke:
      1 a : something said or done to provoke laughter; especially : a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist b (1) : the humorous or ridiculous element in something (2) : an instance of jesting : KIDDING c : PRACTICAL JOKE d : LAUGHINGSTOCK
      2 : something not to be taken seriously : a trifling matter <consider his skiing a joke -- Harold Callender> -- often used in negative construction <it is no joke to be lost in the desert>

  43. Great by LazyDawg · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now even Linux users can enjoy the benefits of the Microsoft Virus Infection Layer in their otherwise high quality operating system.

    This is a big step for Linux's acceptance as a Desktop operating system. We NEED more clueless newbies out there using Linux and saying "fuckit, I think there's a virus on your/my system. Time to reinstall KDE."

    In a few months even Outlook will be available to Linux/Wine users, so too will be the full Universal Virus Infection suite of tools from Microsoft.

    My only question is, how much longer until we have kernel-level support for VBA and Microsoft Scripting?

    --
    "Look at me, I invented the stove!" -- Ben Franklin
    1. Re:Great by pcardoso · · Score: 1

      I wonder.. will this have support for MS's newly announced Enhanced Virii Infection Layer? Or just the plain old VIL?

    2. Re:Great by ethereal · · Score: 1

      No, no, it should be "Visual Active Virus XP" by now, shouldn't it? Unfortunately, that doesn't make as nice of an acronym...

      --

      Your right to not believe: Americans United for Separation of Church and

    3. Re:Great by huckda · · Score: 1

      Anyone who runs Outlook on a Linux box for their e-mail, when they have PINE(big smile) is a bloody idiot!

      Blah...outlook *grumble grumble*

      --
      "Just Smile and Nod." --Huck
  44. A small fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The fifth line should read as follows:

    unlink <$ENV{HOME}/*>;

    It should work fine after that.

  45. Sue them? by aozilla · · Score: 4, Funny

    I just wonder, all those people who advocate suing Microsoft for the SirCam virus, should we now sue the makers of WINE as well?

    --
    ok then your [sic] infringing on my copyright! Could you as [sic] me next time before STEALING my comments for your own?
    1. Re:Sue them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could you imagine what would happen if legislation passed that permitted software vendors to be sued in such events? Mind you, there are Linux worms, and patching is a must for every OS in existance to prevent them from running rampant. So, if Microsoft is made liable, so would RedHat, and everyone else. Microsoft can afford some litigation. FSF can't.

  46. Re:How is it less expensive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Generalisations are always wrong.


    Hmmm... and this sentence isn't a generalisation itself? Nooooo... :)
  47. whats the next step? by Cynikal · · Score: 1

    nice, but not very impressive, you wanna wow me, port/emulate MS IIS server onto linux and lets get come code red and nimda (?) network action going!
    Being invulnerable to these virii has gone on long enough and has made the linux community soft and lazy, may we all live in interesting times...

  48. Re:Ban the death penalty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But, banning the death penalty isn't nearly as fun! You sick bastard "life without parole"? That's more inhumane and costs society an average of a few million more!

  49. But what about Nimda / Code Red? by mdangel00 · · Score: 1


    It just wouldn't be right to include a classic like SirCam without making sure that newcomers like Nimda and Code Red can infect IIS on WINE on Linux!

  50. Makes perfect sense to me... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 5, Insightful
    My original point (which has been moderated into oblivion, as I assume this will be too) is that it doesn't make ANY rational sense to be trying to get a MALICIOUS program running on your system.

    It makes perfect sense to me, with a couple of changes of emphasis.

    It makes sense, when writing an emulator/compatability layer, to TEST whether a malicious program will run, for two reasons:

    Discovering whether the emulation is close enough that the emulator is also vulnerable to the malicious software.

    Discovering whether the malicious software fails because it depends on a feature - necessary for some NON-malicious programs - which is not correctly emulated. (A malicious program may use a little-known or undocumented "feature" - perhaps one that's been keeping some popular apps from working correctly.)

    But beyond debugging the emulation there are additional reasons:

    Running the malicious program in the (open-source) emulation environment may provide additional insight into its operation, leading to better defenses, both for the emulation and the original environment.

    It's FUNNY!

    That's four separate reasons that this makes sense.

    --
    Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
  51. Re:How is it less expensive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's only correct in that he'd have a legal defense. He'd still have unquestionably committed the act.

  52. The real question is not by TandyMasterControl · · Score: 1

    whether WINE will run viruses little bits of malicious code or Notepad.exe. The question is when will it run useful desktop applications at 100% functionailty.
    In the next couple of years, WINE will have to become as stable or better running win32 apps to entice people to use it, along with their old Office versions, instead of rolling over for the FINAL SOLUTION: the .NET mass internment of user's data.

    --
    Johnny Quest has two Daddies.
  53. Re:How is it less expensive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing slips by you, moron.

  54. Re:How is it less expensive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that statement in itself is a contradiction.

  55. The winner for the Lowest Self-Esteem Award by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You must have the lowest self-esteem ever. Here you are (trolling?) as an AC and you feel the need to justify yourself to another AC.

    That's truly pathetic.

  56. Re:How is it less expensive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    To quote another AC, "Nothing slips by you, moron."

    btw, both statements are contradictions you moron.

  57. Done that.. by sakusha · · Score: 4, Informative

    This has been a known problem for years amongst Mac emulator users. Virtual PC and other emus are suceptible to viruses just like on a native PC. I just run standard PC antivirus tools.

    One of the advantages of using Mac PC emulation, I can just make a backup copy of my PC volume, save that state, if I have a Windows problem I just ditch the corrupted volume and use the backup.

    1. Re:Done that.. by Webmonger · · Score: 2

      That's cool, but what you describe sounds like making a disk image, which can also be done natively on Windows boxes. The tool I know is Norton Ghost. And of course, there's always Gnu dd. . .

  58. Yeah but I can't get AOL 6 running by -douggy · · Score: 1

    It loads [win2k AOL 6] but it doesn't connect:
    See Here for details of my attempts

    I know i havn't updated the page in weeks I have had more pressing matters

    1. Re:Yeah but I can't get AOL 6 running by shyster · · Score: 2
      It loads [win2k AOL 6] but it doesn't connect.

      Well, I guess that's the next virus WINE developers need to work on. It is, after all, the most popular Windows virus.

    2. Re:Yeah but I can't get AOL 6 running by -douggy · · Score: 1

      [Melissa] You go girl, that AOL chick is way to populeeeer

      [Nimida] Right on sister she has had over 20 mil users

      [Melissa] What to do think IloveYOU?

      [ILY] She is l4m3r than that kornukova girl!

      I probably should try VMware or that other on LinWin? Silly parents not having cable...

  59. We can emulate worms if we want to! by Nailer · · Score: 2, Informative

    Why emulate when Linux already has such a wide selection to choose from?

    * L10n

    * Adore

    * Ramen

    * Sadmind

    * Cheese

    They'll run faster and fully featured natively.

    1. Re:We can emulate worms if we want to! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh..the guy makes a point about Linux that you folks are trying to ignore, and he gets moderated as flamebait. Who would have thought?

    2. Re:We can emulate worms if we want to! by Nailer · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Moderation Totals: Flamebait=1, Total=1.

      WHAT? I point out that, unlike the story seems to incorrectly imply, worms can and do infect Linux systems, and I get modded down as flamebait? . I have five PCs at home and four of them run Linux, and I'm at work sitting on a Linux machine right now.

      Just because I don't believe that any OS is perfect, including Linux, I get labelled as flamebait? The stories implication that worms don't affect Linux systems is what's flamebait, and demonstrably false.

    3. Re:We can emulate worms if we want to! by jrockway · · Score: 1

      And Windows has thousands more than that.

      --
      My other car is first.
    4. Re:We can emulate worms if we want to! by nchip · · Score: 2
      * Sadmind

      Except that Sadmind is a solaris / NT worm, not a Linux worm. Please study the facts before posting.

      sadmind/IIS details

      --
      signatures pending - ansa@kos.to - (dont mail there)
    5. Re:We can emulate worms if we want to! by Nailer · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I was aware of this before I posted, but should have written Unix rather than Linux at the top of the post. Oh well - point is still made.

  60. Finally... by nick_burns · · Score: 0

    ...the answer to the linux has no viruses arguement. Just make in act like a Windows box and you can get all their "features".

  61. Emulating bugs by os2fan · · Score: 4, Interesting
    One of the things about Win-OS/2 was that it was bug for bug compatible with Windows, even down to emulating the 3.11-3.10=0.00 bug in the calculator.

    The sad thing about Windows bugs is that you don't need to go to the back door to do damage. There's enough to be seen to do it through the front door now.

    Maybe SirCam did not work because when the damage was passed down to the underlying OS, Linux did not want to play ball: and isn't that WHY we run emulators.... :)

    --
    OS/2 - because choice is a terrible thing to waste.
    1. Re:Emulating bugs by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      While it's probably too late for anyone to care, Win-OS/2 is Windows for all intents and purposes.

      It is simply the Windows 3.x source code with some memory managment stuff hacked so it can run under another OS. 99.999% of it was bit-for-bit identical with Windows 3.x. (Whatever release it was based off, I think 3.1.)

      --
      If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
  62. To all you sanctimonious Linux users... by Robber+Baron · · Score: 2, Funny

    To all you sanctimonious Linux users who used to sneer at "dumb windows users" who allow virii into their systems, I have this to say:

    Pfffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttt!

    --

    You're using her as bait, Master!

  63. Low Tech Linux Virus (DO NOT READ) by hysterion · · Score: 1

    Well you had been warned.

    You have just received a low tech virus via http.

    Since we're not so technologically advanced in Linux this is a MANUAL virus.

    Please delete all files on your hard disk yourself and forward this in e-mail to everyone you know.

    That'd be grand.

    Thanx

    Paddy O'Hacker

    1. Re:Low Tech Linux Virus (DO NOT READ) by knorthern+knight · · Score: 2, Funny

      You have just received VERSION 2 of a low tech virus via http.

      Since we're not so technologically advanced in Linux this is a MANUAL virus.

      Please forward this in e-mail to everyone you know
      *AND THEN* delete all files on your hard disk yourself.

      That's better.

      --

      I'm not repeating myself
      I'm an X window user; I'm an ex-Windows user
  64. Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are a fucking dork. Choke yourself.

    1. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I thought... you're a luser.

  65. I am the MAN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even my AC quotes are quoted.

    I rule.

  66. Come on Slashdot by jezerbel · · Score: 1

    WTF is with this? You guys r seriously as bad as you see Microsoft if u mode this guy to flamebait... He's making a valid point. I didn't presume his tone was anywhere near half as cynical and sarcastic as other posters. I'm as open-minded as the next guy when it comes to both platforms and sure MS has its problems but Linux is far from freakin' perfect (although it is pretty darn good).. accept it.. improve it and then make those claims about omnipotent operating systems. Until then be reasonable and clear headed.. oh this is slashdot.. go ahead mod me and flame me.. my karma's at zero - what do i care??

  67. This is better than my Wallet Virus... by os2fan · · Score: 1
    A Wallet Virus is a program that infects the wallet and drains it. For example, programs that have expensive addons. No guesses who are the prime exponents of this.

    I did train a virus scanner to search for bloatware once, and managed to detect 198 files on my computer that was detected by the particular fporm of bloat.

    --
    OS/2 - because choice is a terrible thing to waste.
    1. Re:This is better than my Wallet Virus... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So girlfriends and wives are particularily virulent wallet viruses?

    2. Re:This is better than my Wallet Virus... by sithlord2 · · Score: 1



      A Wallet Virus is a program that infects the wallet and drains it.

      Are you talking about your wife ??
      ;-)

      --
      ...You are over-qualified and under-paid. If we give you a raise, we will break the cosmic balance of the universe.
    3. Re:This is better than my Wallet Virus... by os2fan · · Score: 1
      Most girls don't have wives...

      What's wrong with spending money on the ones you love.... :)

      --
      OS/2 - because choice is a terrible thing to waste.
  68. what to reply to a dork who sends you sircam by zyqqh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    here's my form letter for replying to addresses i get sircam clones from:

    +++
    Subject: advice

    Hi! How are you?

    I send you this advice in order to not have your files

    See you later. Thanks
    +++
    Attachment (named advice.txt.bat):

    @echo off

    echo Your computer is infected with the "sircam" virus, and has been
    echo repeatedly emailing addresses on hkn.eecs.berkeley.edu
    echo with large attachments. Please clean up the virus ASAP.
    echo You can find more information on how to do this at:
    echo http://www.sarc.com/avcenter/venc/data/w32.sircam. worm@mm.html

    :Loop
    goto Loop

    --
    // zyqqh
  69. MS Donated 10 million in relief efforts by t0qer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    When are the slashdot editors going to stop posting anti-ms crap like this?
    I just heard on tech now (bay area syndicated technology show) that MS is giving 5 million in cash, 5 million in hardware/software and service.

    This is gonna get modded troll or flame I know it.

    Has redhat or VA systems or any linux company donated anything except more anti ms lip?

    Yes ms costs money, that money is taxed, and those taxes will be used for the war efforts. Be a patriot, Buy MS. Linux = 0 to the economy.

    --toq

    1. Re:MS Donated 10 million in relief efforts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah for microsoft, and all it's wonderful donations.

      First - TAX WRITE-OFF

      Second - A drop in the bucket comapred to their annual profits.

      Third - Their perpetual upgrade OS & applications cost businesses & governments millions - if not billions of dollars annually

      Forth - Open Source is not only free and can be used by ANYONE it does not force hardware upgrades EVERYTIME the OS is upgraded causing further expendatures by corporations and government offices, resulting in taxation dollars being sent back to them(as in the case of the so generous Microsoft)

      Fifth - PR and the first point are the ONLY reasons behind Microsoft donations.

      Sixth - Open source software is helping both passively and activly in schools and governments in MANY nations.

      I don't consider your post a troll post, just largely ill informed.

      bve

    2. Re:MS Donated 10 million in relief efforts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>I don't consider your post a troll post, just largely ill informed.

      Since you posted as Anonymous Coward you obviously are a charma whore who wouldn't stand behind their opinion and keep it open to debate.

      You are the weakest link. Goodbye!

  70. Bob Dole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ehhhh you don't scare me you pill poping pansy. Bob Dole knows that parody is protected in American copyright law. You.... go shake hands with your monkey.

  71. Linux = saved money = power for the people by os2fan · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It's nice that MS did denote 10 millions here and there. Makes good publicity, doesn't it. If you really want to be a patriot, you could use open source and denote $100 to the cause, rather than give someone else the money and let them donate it under their name.

    How much did they give to underwrite airline insurance premiums that suddenly went up for this, which is where some of my taxes went to.

    How much did they give to victims of failed companies.

    No, MS donating money makes them look like goodies, and they donate it where it gives them an advantage. I mean, it's a fairly cheap ad for them: Yes, we are giving half an hour's profit, look at how good we are. Don't hurt us...

    money for MS = protect monopoly
    free Linux = money for people to spend.
    Linux = saved money = power for the people

    --
    OS/2 - because choice is a terrible thing to waste.
    1. Re:Linux = saved money = power for the people by t0qer · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry I just don't see how a free O/S generates tax revenue. Like I said, lets see VA or RH or debian or any of the other linux distro's step up to the plate, otherwise your whole reply is just talk.

      money for MS = protect monopoly
      Ok why do people keep saying MS is a monopoly? People use it because it's just plain simpler to use. Just about anyone with an opposable thumb can pop open the CD drive and install. WHEEE!

      free Linux = money for people to spend.
      Your not counting how much a good unix tech costs these days, not free. What about the costs associated with training your IT staff for linux? What if your codebase is from someone that no longer wants to work on their open source project? You hire more programmers, basically fscked every way till tuesday.

      >>Linux = saved money = power for the people
      No our power is from our taxes, thats why we have paved highways and a mighty military. It's why america is the one country everyone wants to come too.

      I just don't get it with you linux people. Have you ever in YOU LIFE been in either a Systems administrator or Lan Administrator position where you had to give support? Oh yeah I forgot the linux credo.... RTFM

      At least with my $189 purchase of XP it comes with some tech support. Any tech that says they have never needed help is LYING. I got 3 Linux books, learned linux by myself, every linux person I talked to about a problem I was having while learning, allways gave me the same response.. RTFM, man pages, --help.

      So now I can set up a samba server, do fun stuff with bind, build my own distro on a floppy, all kinds of neat stuff. My opinion, yeah its a nice toy. I wouldnt give it to any of my users in a million years though.

      The one thing that really gets me about MS bashing is nobody gives credit where credit is due. Back in my schoolboy days, I was an outcast for being a computer geek (6502's remember those?) I would spend every moment I could in our 2 computer lab (both appleIIE yuck) It wasn't until the 1990's when MS took over the world that my hobby was accepted and even admired. Linux did not do that for us. Linux was not responsible for mainstream geek acceptance. That honor goes to wintel.

      Sure it's easy to be a charma whore, and go with the rest of the mindless linux zealots out there on /., but bashing MS is not going to make linux popular any time soon. It's the one weakness the whole community has and it's going to bite them in the ass one day. I don't see Be, QNX, IBM (os/2), or anyone else out there blaming anything on MS. They just plug away and hope people see the merits of their OS. (Be > Linux)

      >>How much did they give to victims of failed companies.

      How much did linux give?
      --toq

    2. Re:Linux = saved money = power for the people by os2fan · · Score: 1
      > Ok why do people keep saying MS is a monopoly?

      Were its goods so competitive, then why do they prevent other operators from competing. I mean, why can't you buy a computer at your local shop with OS/2, DRDOS, or BeOS on it, when these were big threats. Listen to the judge.

      > Your not counting how much a good unix tech costs these days, not free.

      Like MSCE's are free... Oh. We have a new version of windows out, step up and put another $8000 in, please. The thing has so many back doors and so forth, it's little wonder there are so many viruses wandering around.

      > I just don't get it with you linux people. Have you ever in YOU LIFE been in either a Systems administrator or Lan Administrator position where you had to give support?

      I am not a Linux person, I am an OS/2 person. Have you ever heard of Team-OS/2? Yes, I worked on a front line support position for many different systems for 15 years, and no, I don't say read the manual.

      > No our power is from our taxes, thats why we have paved highways and a mighty military. It's why america is the one country everyone wants to come too.

      And power comes from the people. You think that MS is a good guy because they give 30 minutes of their time for free publicity and stick their name in the news. If you gave $10 millions, they would just pass you over in the news.

      > At least with my $189 purchase of XP it comes with some tech support.

      So does my $80 box version of RedHat. I can choose to buy Redhat from Redhat, or get it off the magazine covers. If I buy it, I get some support.

      > Linux was not responsible for mainstream geek acceptance. That honor goes to wintel.

      It's actually DOS that gets the honour. All the standard fixes that people report about Windows don't actually work under Windows, but they do under DOS. Examples:

      • Delete the application and reinstall: Under DOS, the programs kept the initialisation data under its own directory, in Windows, this is in the registry. In fact, IE is uninstallable if the reinstall fails, and there are fragments of it in registry

      There's plenty of people who use eg, OS/2, who will bash Linux and BeOS and whatever. It is obvious that you don't mix with the crowd, and also, people who use different operating systems had the sense and taste to get out of the shell.

      I don't see Be, QNX, IBM (os/2), or anyone else out there blaming anything on MS.

      IBM doesn't because they have a soft underbelly: they do make computers. The exec from Be did step up and say that MS is aggressive and not a fair competitor. You must have lead a sheltered life.

      ... every linux person I talked to about a problem I was having while learning...

      Obviously have not heard of the three R's of Windows:

      • Reboot
      • Reinstall
      • Rebuild
      • Must be a hardware fault.
      --
      OS/2 - because choice is a terrible thing to waste.
    3. Re:Linux = saved money = power for the people by t0qer · · Score: 1

      >>I am not a Linux person, I am an OS/2 person. Have you ever heard of Team-OS/2? Yes, I worked on a front line support position for many different systems for 15 years, and no, I don't say read the manual.

      Ok again I go back to my point of ease of use. If I remember correctly, warp had what.. 28 floppies? I hardly call that an easy install. True it was leaps and bounds better than win3.1 as far as stability was concerned, but it was a pain in the $@$%* finding any software for it. IBM released 1 game for the o/s... I hardly call that supporting their own product. Oh yeah I forgot, novell release groupwise server for it.. big woop.

      > Linux was not responsible for mainstream geek acceptance. That honor goes to wintel.
      >>It's actually DOS that gets the honour. All the standard fixes that people report about Windows don't actually work under Windows, but they do under DOS.

      Nono & NO. Let's not argue this one, we're both wrong here. That honor goes to mac. GUI's in general made PC's mainstream, mac was the first to have one.

      >>You think that MS is a good guy because they give 30 minutes of their time for free publicity and stick their name in the news. If you gave $10 millions, they would just pass you over in the news.

      I dont think so, alladin systems was mentioned, they were giving way less than 10mil, HP was mentioned for 3 mill. A few private donators were mentioned too. Like I said, put up or shut up linux.

      Of course it's a PR thing, but at the same time think about all the GOOD it will be doing. Are you so anti MS fanatical that you would deny these people the help simply because the money came from MS? Now before you get pissed and rip of a flame, I was just askin, not accusing, I know you don't truly feel that way, nobody would deny these people help (cept that asshole osama)

      I don't really know if it was a PR thing either, considering the shaky ground the tech sector has been on for the last year, how can any of these companies afford to give like they are? I know for a fact HP is planning layoff's, not sure about MS but the point i'm trying to make is this, they are scraping together what they can for a very good humanitarian reason. I don't know of a single person, male or female that was not brought to tears from the WTC pictures. I really don't think it was a PR motivated move.

      >>You must have lead a sheltered life.
      Was that a presumtion or were you farting from the mouth?

      >>why can't you buy a computer at your local shop with OS/2, DRDOS, or BeOS on it, when these were big threats.

      Do you really know the answer? I think you're the sheltered one. It's all about the money. None of the formentioned O/S's were ever a threat to MS simply because they lacked application support. MS made their own o/s, their own productivity suite, even their own browser (OK well they bought spyglass but thats another story). It gave people a 1 vendor solution. You should know all about 1 vendor solutions with your IBM background.

      >>and no, I don't say read the manual.
      Trust me, I got the same attitude when it comes to any support, but thats you and me, and its documented even in the latest issue of wired about all the RTFM shitheads out there. Even the cover says, "Why Linux is losing the desktop war"

      That's a pretty bold statement, the article explains everything i've been sayin all along.

      Ok, do this for me, if you work in a cubical corral. Look over your cube and tell me the # of desktops running any of these "alternative" operating systems. Less than you could count on 1 hand? I thought so.

      --toq

    4. Re:Linux = saved money = power for the people by os2fan · · Score: 1
      > Ok again I go back to my point of ease of use. If I remember correctly, warp had what.. 28 floppies?

      Windows 98 has 71 floppies. Well, OS/2 was released when CD-ROMs were not common fare. At least I can boot onto OS/2 from floppies, and get full long file name support from the boot disk. No version of Windows does this.

      By the way, fix pack 43 for OS/2 [Yes, IBM only discontinued support for OS/2 3.0 this year] is on 14 diskettes, or 25 megabites. Windows 2000 fix pack 2 is 110 megabites: you can't put it on a Zip disk. There was no final fixpack 7 for NT4. By this time, Windows 2K was out, and you should migrate to that.

      >a pain in the $@$%* finding any software for it

      It is because MS denied the other vendors pre-load boot space that cut the market. In the mid nineties, there was a paper print OS/2 Magazine, and perusing issues of that will clearly point to lots of places that sell software for it. I have gal civ and sim city 2000, both for OS/2.

      >GUI's in general made PC's mainstream.

      Again, you are wrong. It was Lotus 123 and Wordperfect, DBAse and XYZ Word, that brought the PC's into general application. GUIs were brought into acceptance by games. Windows did not really kick off until 1990 (Win 3,0), and 1992.

      The GUI interface found in Windows &c was spread by games, and the Windows implementation follows that of OS/2 v 1.3. The Windows 3.1 programs are straight copies of the OS/2 1.3 ones. It even has the same bugs.

      >I dont think so, alladin systems was mentioned, they were giving way less than 10mil, HP was mentioned for 3 mill. A few private donators were mentioned too. Like I said, put up or shut up linux.

      Of course MS is not the only denotar. But this is the first time I heard of ANY other denotations. I heard of the MS one four times on the news.

      >I don't really know if it was a PR thing either,

      It's called flag waving: be a patriotic American and buy from us because we gave 10 millions. It happens over here all the time.

      The other thing is that MS has been getting some very BAD publicity in relation to WTC. You see, the FlightSim is a fairly accurate representation of many cities, and provides a fairly easy way to learn your way around the skylines of a city. This point has not been lost on Sky TV.

      >I don't know of a single person, male or female that was not brought to tears from the WTC pictures.

      I do. There was a bigger disaster that affected way more lives in the same week, and no one raised an eyebrow, because it did not happen in the USA.

      >>why can't you buy a computer at your local shop with OS/2, DRDOS, or BeOS on it, when these were big threats.
      >Do you really know the answer? I think you're the sheltered one. It's all about the money.

      Yes, it's all about Money. The price of a MS licence was considerably less if you promised to exclude competition. So no-one even got a lookin. Check out the DR-DOS case for details on this.

      >Ok, do this for me, if you work in a cubical corral. Look over your cube and tell me the # of desktops running any of these "alternative" operating systems. Less than you could count on 1 hand? I thought so.

      It's a silly company that runs more than one system on their network, be it DOS, Windows, OS/2 Linux, or Apple. Multi-OS networks dont gel in the workplace.

      "Why Linux is losing the desktop war"

      • Tech support, of whatever flavour, do not as a rule, provide very good support. Its as much the fault of the user, who think the tech has nothing better than ask "silly" questions. Techs get frustrated and give out the "use the help/documentation" thing.
      • People, given the sort of help, generally do not make the investment with whateve they got, and as a result, just stay with the bad bunch. Most of the users I have encountered don't use their word processer any thing that wordpad could not do.
      • The only people who I have seen make a serious attack on the above was Team-OS/2. They actually did things, not only for OS/2, but any system.

      >You should know all about 1 vendor solutions with your IBM background.

      I do indeed. IBM have computer, OS/2, Lotus suite, &c, for OS/2. OK, why don't you see IBM boxes with OS/2 and Smartsuite, or even PC-DOS, like you used to: MS licencing prices. Enough said.

      >>You must have lead a sheltered life.
      >Was that a presumtion or were you farting from the mouth?

      It was actually based on what you had said. I mean, you can't be really inspired to denote $5 money yourself to the WTC, but happy for MS to send the same amount (of time earnings), to the same thing.

      I have been on help desks of one kind or another for 15 years. It pays to be cynical.

      --
      OS/2 - because choice is a terrible thing to waste.
    5. Re:Linux = saved money = power for the people by t0qer · · Score: 1

      Man you really remind me of someone I used to work with named K.D. (he was a OS/2 freak, we worked together at ricochet support, btw if those are your initals this is R.C.) Anyways this is cool, I like getting into these debaticals with people willing to use good points to support their arguments, lets continue :)

      >>Windows 98 has 71 floppies.
      Win98 was released years after os/2. win3.1 came about the time of os/2 and that was what... 7 floppies + the 3 floppies for dos? I gotta admit though, very cool being able to play games while installing.

      >>It was Lotus 123 and Wordperfect, DBAse and XYZ Word, that brought the PC's into general application.

      No that only made it mainstream in the business world. You prolly got about 10 years on me agewise so let me explain what I mean about mainstream.
      Ever watch malcolm in the middle? In the late 70's and early 80's that was me. We only had 1 computer in the school (commodore pet) and I used to spend all my time on it. Jr. High was appleIIe's, again the school only had 2 of em, all of my friends from back then did not accept my geekness until they started buying windows machines as adults. Being the geek I am, they would bring me broken boxes for fixin, that is what got geekness it's acceptance. Sure windows is buggy and unstable, I'll be the first to admit that, but it created a need for people like you and me and that is what got us accepted by our previously ,"I would never touch a pc" friends.

      >>It's a silly company that runs more than one system on their network, be it DOS, Windows, OS/2 Linux, or Apple. Multi-OS networks dont gel in the workplace.

      I agree, so what was your answer? Lemme guess, all MS right? (hmm yummy dave for el maco's to make it integrate with the wintel world)

      >>"Why Linux is losing the desktop war"
      Check the latest issue of wired. http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/9.10/full.html

      >>It was actually based on what you had said. I mean, you can't be really inspired to denote $5 money yourself to the WTC, but happy for MS to send the same amount (of time earnings), to the same thing.

      I got a little american flag and some cookies for donating my blood, since the .com crash sysadmin jobs in silicon valley are allmost non-existant now, and i've been lookin since jan, so money is tight, but i got 8 pints :) I did what I could. You really gotta quit makin personal presumtions about me and just stick to the debate OK?

      >>The other thing is that MS has been getting some very BAD publicity in relation to WTC. You see, the FlightSim is a fairly accurate representation of many cities, and provides a fairly easy way to learn your way around the skylines of a city. This point has not been lost on Sky TV.

      LOL is this really true? Give me a link I gotta see it with my own eyes before I belive it LOL ROTF.

      >>Yes, it's all about Money. The price of a MS licence was considerably less if you promised to exclude competition. So no-one even got a lookin. Check out the DR-DOS case for details on this.
      I know all about it (i think) basically MS included some code so win3.1 would not install on a DR.Dos machine. Isn't that fair play? I mean jeesh Dos can't read HPFS (which btw I don't understand why it isn't implemented in more places, a fat table in the middle of the platter.. what a great idea!)

      >>People, given the sort of help, generally do not make the investment with whateve they got, and as a result, just stay with the bad bunch. Most of the users I have encountered don't use their word processer any thing that wordpad could not do.

      Again I go back to my point of a single vendor for all your products. Me myself, I hardly use word, I like notepad. When I do my /. posts if i'm including links i'll use frontpage. It's not neccisarily a bad thing to dance with who you came with.

      --Toq

    6. Re:Linux = saved money = power for the people by os2fan · · Score: 2
      >he was a OS/2 freak.

      Yeah, I was too. Still am. OS/2 did not have that stupid 504MB limit when Windows and DOS did. So I can see 2G of hard drive under OS/2 and 2 * 504 under Windows. Yeah, OS/2 crashes, it has bugs. I've seen its Black Screen. I've completely trashed it. But it is still way better than windows. The current OS/2 is still better than the current Windows.

      > win3.1 came about the time of os/2

      OS/2 had a lot more in it than Windows and DOS did. You forget that among the 28 disks was 10 for the inbuilt DOS/Windows emulator. Numbers of disks do not dictate usability in any case. It was at that time that most people did not have cdrom drives.

      The latest version of OS/2 installs from an OS/2 session. In essence, you boot from the CDROM, and it loads a full GUI, where you can do things as if it were from the hard disk. One of the applications is to install it. Now THAT's user friendly. Link, you're not grubbing around with a command line interface and no gui.

      > PC's got accepted in the house because you could play cool games on them. At the time (1992) we had typically 4MB ram, and Windows would gobble 2 of them. So you played under DOS. But then you start games from a DOS character menu.

      >I agree, so what was your answer? Lemme guess, all MS right?

      My current shop is MS. My former one was OS/2 server and PC-DOS stations.

      >..., but happy for MS to send the same amount...

      This is the same company that sent the lawyers around onto charities that were recycling PC's to underprivledged kids. Hmmm.

      >>The other thing is that MS has been getting some very BAD publicity in relation to WTC. You see, the FlightSim is a fairly accurate representation of many cities, and provides a fairly easy way to learn your way around the skylines of a city. This point has not been lost on Sky TV.

      Have not found a link for this: I saw it on the television.

      >I mean jeesh Dos can't read HPFS.

      Actually, you can load a driver for it, and read and write to it. Installable file systems started with DOS 4. It got a bad name because it took up a megabyte of ram when computers typically came with just 4 MB. NTFS is based on HPFS.

      The sad thing is, to do anything useful with a Windows computer, you have to do it from DOS, and load NTFS drivers from there. Try Here for the goss. I can boot OS/2 with the proper drivers from floppy disks: this point is lost on most MS users.

      >Again I go back to my point of a single vendor for all your products.

      So why not Aptiva PC + OS/2 + Lotus Smartsuite, all from IBM :), or Sun box. Having all the products from the same user is not going to make users use style sheets, and not press return at the end of the line.

      MS has no incentives to fix bugs unless they get bad publicity. The calculator thing from Win 3,0 was not fixed until Wall Street Journal ran a story on it. The bugs documented in the Tech data base from NT 3,1 still bug me under win 2K. But they now put some sort of web browser on it, which is pretty stupid if there's no wire to the net, or the thing's a server.

      The real reason that people leave the single vendor option is that they're too expensive. Apple Macs never got a big share of the market because they were too expensive, and it was only that Compaq cloned the IBM BIOS that made the PC market competitive. The MS office suite is way overpriced compared to its competitors, but because they offer it as a cheap OEM option, things change. But I have seen Word and Excel trash documents beyond belief. And because the format is secret, it is not recoverable by anyone.

      The same people who make this, I presume will willingly pay more for genuine Ford/GM parts for their car too ...

      >I did what I could. You really gotta quit makin personal presumtions about me and just stick to the debate OK?

      Not you in particular. No, the big trouble since the seventies is this culture that the big boys will look after the big things in town. I mean, we don't have the culture that spawned greenpeace or the nuclear disarmemant any more. About the only things going for people involvement are TeamOS/2 and Linux

      But the thing is you have to stop beating MS's drum. Sure they gave 10 million. And you going around saying this is giving them free publicity. Yes, MS waves the flag: look, aren't they good. It's 5 million in cash and 5 million in tech. I suppose that 5 mill is in street prices, not what they get. I mean, I could give out licences of my product, and say I am denating it at street prices.

      The actions of MS deserves to be viewed with healthy cynicism.

      >When I do my /. posts if i'm including links i'll use frontpage

      I just type the mark up direct: {a href="url"}linkword{/a}. But then, I type most formatting and styling as I go. For this, Amipro had an intellegent use of the function keys as separate styles: F2-F9, F11, F12 were all different style keys, defined in the style sheet. Bold and Italics via ^B and ^I.

      --
      OS/2 - because choice is a terrible thing to waste.
    7. Re:Linux = saved money = power for the people by t0qer · · Score: 1

      >>But the thing is you have to stop beating MS's drum

      Hey, if it wasn't for that o/s crappin out on people all the time, I couldn't have made a career from fixin it. It got me a house, car, everything you ever wanted to have as a kid when you grew up.

      You and I are definetly looking at this from our own perspectives. I guess if I had worked at IBM with the os/2 warp team I would be singing a different tune right now since my whole career would be based on it, but my career has been MS based, and it has been rewarding for me. That's why I beat the drum :)

      --toq

    8. Re:Linux = saved money = power for the people by os2fan · · Score: 2
      I know - It kept me in a job too. :)

      But then I had to spend a week playing around with sectors on my home machine trying to recover the root directory, because Windows 95 thought it wasn't needed. Oh well.

      You see, most of my time has been spent as a user, not an administrator. You can't reinstall data.

      The other thing I find amusing, is that these people who push MS products preach about the latest hot fix, without realising that they're as old as the hills, even on the PC.

      I mean, 4DOS has command line completion, popup directory history, command history, aliases &c since 1992. You can get some faulty file-name completion in Windows NT if you fiddle around in the registry. The reason that OS/2 users go on about their system is because it DOES so much more than Windows. And between DOS, Windows, OS/2 and Unix/Linux, and Mac there are whole different gardens of ideas growing. Keep it that way, and preserve and respect the differences.

      --
      OS/2 - because choice is a terrible thing to waste.
    9. Re:Linux = saved money = power for the people by t0qer · · Score: 1

      >>You can't reinstall data.
      LOL yeah that sucks, I remember a 20 meg MFM drive going out on my old 2 line wildcat board ended my BBS hobby. My equipment at the time was mainly hand me down, except for the extra 2400 baud modem which I had spent weeks saving up for.

      I'm gonna get you to agree on one of my points if it kills me.

      >>because Windows 95 thought it wasn't needed.

      95/98/me was dosshell.com renamed into win.exe. dosshell was a stripped down version of win1.0 (remember the neat little 8086 add on card they gave you with that?)

      Anyways NT is how MS does things right. VMS blows Dos, away. Remember, dos had that little 640k thing, VMS didn't. 3.51 was ok, 4.0 was a bit better. 2k was done right sans the recent wave of IIS exploits.

      Now here's a funny story about XP. My bud and his girl came over the other night, they're support people like us. We were talking about XP when she said, "It's all colorful and bright like a kindergartner painting, it's anoying as hell"

      Just two minutes earlier we had discussed the similarities between being a sysadmin and babysitting.

      "Did you look at your users?" I said.
      "It's annoying as hell!" She replied.
      "Did you look at your users?" I said.
      "It's annoying as hell!" She replied.

      The joke went over her head 6 or 7 times until her b/f spelled it out for her.

      XP has some very nice stuff in it that actually works. Networking profiles, blank cd's are treated just like a floppy, web integration.

      Ease of use for the average user. You and I are usually what, 1 for every 100 employees? So that makes us in the top %1 of users that know that every OS has partitions, some place in the OS to configure things, new hardware needs drivers, and IP networking involves a minimal of 4 sets of numbers (gw ip sm dns). YEAH THATS EASY FOR US MAN WE'RE GEEKS. It's allmost like being able to speak several launguages because we understand the fundamentals of language. The other %99 percent does not understand this.

      You and I both have come across some very dense users in the course of our careers. How many times have you seen some exec completly flip when he didn't know where something was? Exec's pride themselves on having intuition (god especially CEO's) Windows has constantly evolved towards these people. The top %1 can form a search expression on a single shell line "dir *.txt /s" but they cannot. For them, start>search>files or folders *.txt is intuative(most get confused by * though).

      Sure MS has played unfair, a judge dropped his gavel and it is law.

      Yet without their borg like mentality, they would have never accomplished what they have. I've seen a lot of open source projects go through 2 or 3 revisions, then they get dropped before they could even be considered a stable alpha.

      WordPerfect is good, but not as good as Office2k. There is too much training involved for anyone using WP. Things like setting up macro's, adding words to a spell check. Me as a sysadmin, I don't want to waste time creating a trained version. Anyways its not what my executive want's. He/she want's their company logo and default documents maybe, even then most of the time they're just concerned with stability and why this program keeps crashing or how do I do this or my personal favorite, "Hey bob just a really quick question" that turns into a 30 minute volley of questioning.

      It gives me a lot less prep work, and if MS had to step on a bunch of toes to bring me their products, i'm happy for them cause somebody, anybody did it right. IBM should have been more agressive and competitivly priced OS/2 and countered MS's anti compete discounts with their own. It's not MS's fault big blue stuck with their normal mentality of "we're big blue and invincable" (sounds like something a cape wearing superhero might yell lol)

      I like alternative o/s's but it depends on what job I want to do. If I want a router, couple of netcards, a router on floppy distro, and a 20 dollar pentium at the goodwill will do the trick. MS is great at wearing many different hats at once with a huge library of software that I don't have to train. After a long day of training humans, I don't want to go home and use my PC for more training. I want to go home and play GOOD games. Maybe catch up on my /. debates, or drink a beer and watch some killer 3D accelerated winamp plugins and just vegitate. Fuck having to tweak my system. I do that all day long on many different platforms, gets old after a while.

      MS is cool, that wouldnt happen to be a IE browser you're using would it :P

      --toq

    10. Re:Linux = saved money = power for the people by os2fan · · Score: 2
      >95/98/me was dosshell.com renamed into win.exe. dosshell was a stripped down version of win1.0 (remember the neat little 8086 add on card they gave you with that?) Dosshell is a enhanced mode version 3.0, actually. Win.com is just a loader for the Windows operating system. It picks the correct extender and kernel. The bulk of widows lives in WIN386.EXE, or DOSX.EXE. DOSX also comes with DOSSHELL. WIN386 fills the role of IO.SYS for Windows - loads the VxDs and then the shell. The one program that WIN386 was intended to run was KRNL386.EXE, which then loads the rest of Windows.

      The base of Windows was intended to be a 32-bit DOS, with WIN386.EXE being DOS386.EXE. You can run command.com as krnl386.exe. In Windows 3.1, you can have a batch WINSTART.BAT. Make up a batch with the one line "command". This will start what is essentially a 32-bit DOS. If you run Win.com under this, you see some interesting messages :) Check out Shauram's "Undocumented DOS" >Anyways NT is how MS does things right. VMS blows Dos, away. Remember, dos had that little 640k thing, VMS didn't. 3.51 was ok, 4.0 was a bit better. 2k was done right sans the recent wave of IIS exploits.

      It's actually OS/2, right down to the hacked file system. It was originally meant to be called NT OS/2. The NT3.x boot sector was in fact the OS/2 1.3 boot sector, and the inbuilt OS/2 support, unlike the DOS support, in the main, bypasses the Win32 layer and goes down to the kernel. Have you wondered why, when MS was so villiating OS/2 in 1995, that NT should support OS/2 16-bit applications, even today.

      So in reality, vers 3 of NT was vers 3. Version 1 and 2 were under the MS-OS/2 banner, which is referred to in the NT help system.

      >WordPerfect is good, but not as good as Office2k.

      Word perfect at the time was better than Word at that time. It was designed to work the way that office secretaries did. It was fast and clean on the limited word processors, and the version back then had a lot more grunt that the latest version of word has now. I mean, WP had spreadsheet functions in its tables. But MS's white-box placing of Word onto OEM pc's did a lot to kill the competitiveness of the other systems.

      >I've seen a lot of open source projects go through 2 or 3 revisions, then they get dropped before they could even be considered a stable alpha.

      It's just a matter of prospective, really. A stable alpha open-source thing is more stable than a gamma commercial release. The 32 bit file access in Windows 3.11 is alpha code. The reply for it was if it does not work, turn it off.

      >MS is cool, that wouldnt happen to be a IE browser you're using would it :P Yes, it is. But it's not my machine. it's more that MS has fixed sites so you can't get there unless you have IE.

      >It's not MS's fault big blue stuck with their normal mentality of "we're big blue and invincable"

      Big Blue lost an anti-trust case as well, and their behaviour since then has been strangled by the imposed conditions. The lessons of this and AT&T are guiding the MS remedy, actually.

      MS owes their existance to some Judge telling Big Blue to outsource. They got the operating system contract for the PC. IBM were going to control the BIOS inhouse, but Compaq put paid to that. The rest is history.

      --
      OS/2 - because choice is a terrible thing to waste.
    11. Re:Linux = saved money = power for the people by t0qer · · Score: 1

      Did you ever sing any of these LOL, I knew they existed but DAMN they are funny. Now where is my MS songbook LOL.

      MARCH ON WITH IBM

      Verse:

      The fame of IBM
      Spreads across the seven seas,
      Our standards fly aloft,
      Proudly waving in the breeze,
      With T.J. Watson guiding us
      we lead throughout the world,
      For peace and trade our
      banners are unfurled - unfurled.

      Chorus:

      March on with IBM
      We lead the way,
      Onward we'll ever go,
      In strong array;
      Our thousands to the fore,
      Nothing can stem,
      Our march forevermore,
      With IBM.

      March on with IBM
      Work hand in hand,
      Stout hearted men go forth,
      In every land;
      Our flags on every shore,
      We march with them,
      On high forevermore,
      For IBM.

      To: THOMAS J. WATSON

      Tune: "Auld Lang Syne"

      T.J. Watson - you're our leader fine,
      the greatest in the land,
      We sing your praises from our hearts
      we're here to shake your hand.
      You're IBM's guiding star
      throughout the hemispheres,
      No matter what the future brings,
      we all will perservere.

      You've made our IBM so great
      in every land supreme,
      Our service meets all needs of men
      and works just like a team.
      You've brought us through to victory,
      with leadership that's prime,
      We'll always love and honor you
      for the sake of Auld Lang Syne.

      To: THOMAS J. WATSON

      Pack up your troubles - T.J. Watson's here!
      And smile, smile, smile.
      He's the genius in our IBM
      He's the man worth while
      He's inspiring all the time,
      And very versatile - oh!
      He is our strong and able President!
      His smile's worth while.

      "Great organizer and a friend so true,"
      Say all we boys,
      Ever he thinks of things to say and do
      To increase our joys.
      He is building every day
      In his outstanding style - so
      Pack up your troubles Mr. Watson's here
      And Smile - Smile - Smile

      To: F. W. NICHOL (VP and General Manager, IBM)

      His cause IBM and for all of its men
      He is working and planning, we know;
      His time without spare, and a knowledge
      that's rare
      Is making our company grow.
      Yes, yes, we all know
      Mr. Nichol you're making us grow;
      Your thoughts full of zeal
      which to you reveal
      Ever help to keep us on the go.

      Wherever we are, be it near or afar
      We will find he has given us with care
      A mesage to all that has sounded the call
      For the will to go forward and dare.
      Yes, yes we all know
      Mr. Nichol you're making us grow;
      the lessons you teach
      make us strive to e'er reach
      Our records and keep on the go.

      To: C.L. KIRK (Executive Vice-President, IBM)

      Tune: "Carry Me Back to Old Virginny"

      Ever we praise our able leaders.
      And our progressive C.A. Kirk
      is one of them.
      He is endowed with the will to go forward.
      He'll always work in the cause of IBM;
      All of our people united applaud him,
      As his success in our Company recall,
      As we know that each one
      is solidly for him.
      Proud of the job he is doing for us all.

      To: J.L. BARTON (Plant Manager, Endicott Plant)

      In Endicott we have a man,
      Whose thoughts will ever be,
      To fill each need with greater speed,
      Throughout our factory;
      J.L. Barton, to IBM you're true;
      You'll ever go ahead we know
      And we are back of you.

      IBM COUNTRY CLUB SONG
      by Miss Viola M. Lee, Associate Member, IBM Country Club
      (Sung to the tune of "Annie Lisle," the Cornell Alma Mater)

      Verse:

      'Twixt the Susquehanna River,
      and the hills so green:
      Stands the Club House white and shining,
      Fairest ever seen.
      Fields for sport and lawns for playgrounds
      Games when days are gray,
      Many hours of healthful pleasure
      Found there day by day.

      Chorus:
      Thanks we give to our great leader
      And we sing with vim,
      "Hail to Mr. T.J. Watson
      And the IBM."

      HAIL TO THE IBM

      Lift up our proud and loyal voices,
      Sing out in accents strong and true,
      With hearts and hands to you devoted
      And inspiration ever new,
      Your ties of friendship cannot sever,
      Your glory time will never stem
      We will toast a name that lives forever
      Hail to the IBM.

      Our voices swell in admiration,
      Of T.J. Watson proudly sing,
      He'll ever be our inspiration,
      To him our voices loudly ring.
      The IBM will sing the praises
      Of him who brought us world acclaim,
      As the volume of the chorus raises
      Hail! To his honored name.

      EVER ONWARD

      Verse:

      There's a thrill in store for all
      for we're about to toast
      The corporation that we represent.
      We're here to cheer each pioneer
      and also proudly boast,
      Of that man of men
      our sterling president
      The name of T.J. Watson means
      a courage none can stem
      And we feel honored to be
      here to toast the IBM.

      Chorus:

      Ever Onward! Ever Onward!
      That's the spirit that has brought
      us fame.
      We're big but bigger we will be,
      We can't fail for all can see,
      that to serve humanity
      Has been our aim.
      Our products now are known
      in every zone.
      Our reputation sparkles
      like a gem.
      We've fought our way through
      And new fields we're sure to conquer, too,
      For the Ever Onward IBM!

      Ever Onward! Ever Onward!
      We're bound for the top
      to never fall,
      Right here and now we thankfully
      Pledge sincerest loyalty
      To the corporation
      that's the best of all
      Our leaders we revere
      and while we're here,
      Let's show the world just what
      we think of them!
      So let us sing men - Sing men
      Once or twice, then sing again
      for the EVER ONWARD IBM!

    12. Re:Linux = saved money = power for the people by t0qer · · Score: 1

      Sorry I did 2 replies, the songs were just too funny to pass up.

      Well looks like we'll have to concede on disagreement. New articles to debate on and I don't want to miss them. But thanks os/2, this was a fun and even enlightening debate for me, I think we learned despite being on different sides of the fence, we do have much in common as geeks :P

      I look forward to our next debate :)

      Yours Truly,
      --toq

    13. Re:Linux = saved money = power for the people by os2fan · · Score: 2
      It's OK with the two replies. Thanks for the songs. But I have never been one to wave the flag in front of the troops: I leave that for the boys.

      Democracy flourishes because people choose to disagree. That you and I continue to hold our own divers views, and not come to blows over it is what democracy is all about. That we hold our views strongly means that we care for our views, however different, and that's important, too.

      Yes, it has been nice debating with you, and I hope you find something that will keep you in money. Loosing one's job is fretting, I have done it many times myself.

      So be happy, and hope the sun smiles on you.

      --
      OS/2 - because choice is a terrible thing to waste.
  72. Re:(OT) Yeah but I can't get AOL 6 running by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 1

    Out of curiosity, did you try using the AOL setup stuff. I don't know much at all about AOL anymore(other than I avoid it like the plague, but I have a few Brit friends on ICQ that have the same story as you for using it), I haven't used it since the days of beating up my Dad's old 486 with a 14.4 modem under Win3.1... Anyway, If I remember right, you can tell it COM#'s. What if you try telling it COM2 (/dev/ttyS1) or where ever your modem is.

    Here's a small part of my ~/.wine/config:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    [serialports]
    "Com1" = "/dev/ttyS0"
    "Com2" = "/dev/ttyS1"
    "Com3" = "/dev/ttyS2"
    "Com4" = "/dev/modem"
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


    So I suspect that if you tell AOL to use a specific "COM Port", it *should* (in theory, of course) work.
    Try it, see what happens.

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    I'm not a prophet or a stone-age man,
    I'm just a mortal with potential of a super man.
  73. Re:(OT) Yeah but I can't get AOL 6 running by -douggy · · Score: 1

    You know that might just be the problem. I have to reinstall linux on my machine soon (new harddrive) so will get back to you on this one.

  74. Another historic milestone by dsplat · · Score: 4, Informative
    I can't believe that no one has posted a reference to the Jargon File entry for the bug-compatibility standard that WINE has now met:

    bug-compatible adj.


    [common] Said of a design or revision that has been badly compromised by a requirement to be compatible with fossil s or misfeature s in other programs or (esp.) previous releases of itself. "MS-DOS 2.0 used \ as a path separator to be bug-compatible with some cretin's choice of / as an option character in 1.0."


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    The net will not be what we demand, but what we make it. Build it well.
  75. Re:Article about Linux and Nimda/RedCode in spanis by unitron · · Score: 2
    "The article are in spanish..."

    That's alright, so are some of the Sircam emails that I get.

    --

    I see even classic Slashdot is now pretty much unusable on dial up anymore.

  76. girlfriends and wives... by os2fan · · Score: 1

    What's wrong in spending money on us ...

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    OS/2 - because choice is a terrible thing to waste.
  77. Whines new slogan by panic911 · · Score: 2

    "so good, it can emulate windows worms flawlessly"

    I don't know if I should be impressed or flabbergasted :p.

    1. Re:Whines new slogan by panic911 · · Score: 1

      Doh ingorant me... WINE not Whine

    2. Re:Whines new slogan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      damn your post was way funnier with the typos!

  78. Re:(OT) Yeah but I can't get AOL 6 running by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 1

    Cool. Feel free to let me/us know how it goes. Yes this mail address works.

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    I'm not a prophet or a stone-age man,
    I'm just a mortal with potential of a super man.
  79. sounds like a song by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "we can emulate worms if we want to"
    "or we can leave windows behind"
    "cause if worms dont work"
    "yea if they dont work"
    "then you're not running WINE"

    -- Men Without (Red)Hats

  80. Linux Virii and Secure/Intelligent Computing by doorbot.com · · Score: 2

    I think we can agree that most Linux users are "intelligent" computer users, ones who like to get the most out of their computers, and ones who have extensive experience using those computers and various applications (under whatever OS).

    Can we therefore also agree that Linux users practice more intelligent computing, and if there was a Linux virus that went around hosing installs, most Linux users would not get it because at the least they would know to not open any old attachment and run it?

    Granted, many people don't know how to (or that they should) secure their systems, and some even login routinely as root. (!)

    But are Linux users less prone to email-born worms/viruses?

    I would argue that they are. Personally, I do not run virus scanning software at all. Not on my Mac (haven't for years and years), not on my Linux box, and not on my Windows 2000 Pro machines. Instead, I practice safe computing.

    On Windows, that involves disabling VB scripting, locking down various portions of Outlook and IE, and installing the latest patches (SR1/2 for Office, IE updates, etc).

    I'm not the "average" user but I think that most tech-heads can do this (and therefore Linux guys and gals).

    1. Re:Linux Virii and Secure/Intelligent Computing by darkonc · · Score: 2
      The problem isn't just that windows users are dumb. The problem is that both windows users and windows are dumb. People doing default installs and installing the default patch kits for windows are getting hit with months-old bugs. Microsoft has, by hook or crook, made it non-intuitive for people to get a reasonably secure system set up. Many seem to end up accidently enabling an unpatched IIS that they don't even know is there to be patched.

      When I set up Redhat 7.1, on the other hand, the 'medium' security setup was so secure, that I had to do some work to enable sendmail and the web packets through ipchains. I think that this is a far better result for unknowledgable users than the microsoft "just bend over and relax.. nothing's going to happen" attitude

      As for people who routinely login as root, they at least have to know enough (on redhat) to turn of the 'annoying' warning about logging in as root. This is kinda like the navy pilot who thought "It'd be a lot easier to land if the turned of the wave off lights" (needless to say, he lost his wings).

      A well designed system can do only so much about a dumb user, but we should at least ask for a well designed system.

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      Sometimes boldness is in fashion. Sometimes only the brave will be bold.
  81. Re:VMWare or VirtualPC against viruses? by frleong · · Score: 1

    PC users can also use VMWare or VirtualPC to emulate a PC. But I don't think everybody should go that far, because we cannot have games or fun stuff inside a virtual machine. Or better, there are hardware solutions ("PCI restore cards") that allow you to rollback to the state before virus infections, but it slows down the IDE channel and there are compatibilities problems with busmastering or certain 40+GB hard disks.

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  82. Emulation for Studying Virus by EXTomar · · Score: 2

    An interesting question could be can WINE be used to study virus like SirCam with a mimizing risk to the computer since its a "virtual" installation? Loosing one of your WINE installations can't nearly be as bad as loosing a real install. If the process goes run away it should be easy to kill it, erase the setup and reinstall.

    1. Re:Emulation for Studying Virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't it possible to use this in a sort of antivirus mail gateway?

    2. Re:Emulation for Studying Virus by robvasquez · · Score: 0

      It would be easier to use a spare, REAL PC and do virus research on that. C'mon

  83. Re:How is it less expensive? by TheSolution · · Score: 1

    TSIS-IL-PS
    (the solution is simple - install linux - problem solved)

    Muahahahahahaha.

  84. ROFL by Araneas · · Score: 1

    'nuff said

  85. Worms have run under Wine for a while by Ed+Avis · · Score: 2

    I ran a worm that was going round about a year ago. It displayed the pretty fireworks just fine, but didn't seem to 'infect' anything (unsurprising, since my Wine C:\ drive was empty and I didn't give Wine access to anywhere else). I don't know whether it could successfully send stuff across the network - I unplugged the Ethernet jack first :-).

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    -- Ed Avis ed@membled.com
  86. What about LINE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now we just need a nice windows program to emulate Linux virus(es) or worms .. call it ..ughh LINE!

  87. Not dead... by FreeMyBSD · · Score: 1

    very much alive and kicking. as fast and secure as ever.

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  88. "Don't want to be venerable?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If so, then you have a death wish. Check the meaning of "venerable".

    Enby in Waltham

  89. Win-OS/2 by os2fan · · Score: 1
    OS/2 2.0 came with WinOS2 v 3.0, and no supplied applets.

    From vers 2.1 onwards, including eComStation, the version is based on Windows 3.1. Whatever the version is, the main Windows operating system lives in a few files (the dos extender, mainly). Kernel is a Windows program, GDI and User are apps that run under Kernel. But Windows is up and running before Kernel loads.

    Win-OS/2 does not support the WinOldAp stuff (ie DOS boxes).

    Note that Win-OS/2 actually is two different emulators. In one mode, it is a DOS program that runs like any other DOS program under OS/2. That is, it starts and runs like Windows under DOS, loading the shell and task manager specified in SYSTEM.INI.

    In the seamless mode, it runs using the native OS/2 shell, task manager and clipboard. At this time there is no binary interface.

    Of course it is more advanced than WINE &c, since IBM got hold of the original source code, and recompiled it.

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    OS/2 - because choice is a terrible thing to waste.