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  1. A good scenario for its use on How to Build a Computerized Android Robot Head · · Score: 1

    I think this qualifies as a good use for an android head. It's a good thing slashdot has given us the data on the subject.

  2. The system is screwed up on Apple Cuts Off Under-18 Darwin Developer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Though I bet if he were to turn his talents to malicious hacking and if he were caught, he would be tried as an adult. Ain't this country great?

  3. If you like the Simpson's guide to math... on Simpsons Guide to Math · · Score: 1

    You'll love the Britney Spear's Guide to Semiconductor Physics. Who would have thought that learning about P-N junctions could be so much fun?

  4. Same thing happened to me on Serial Cables Illegal Due to DMCA? · · Score: 0, Troll

    My shipment of 5000 black eye-patches was blocked because they were ruled "piratical."

  5. Re:Not a bad idea. on Super Bowl Commercial Skewer-a-thon · · Score: 1

    But the extra volume is good for one thing, I can hear the commercials end so I know when to come back from the kitchen/bathroom.

    Must be nice to have the power to come back from the bathroom by choice. "This next drop is gonna have to wait a few minutes 'cause I hear The Simpsons coming back on."

  6. How about a slashdot economy? on EverQuest and the UN · · Score: 1

    People could auction off their karma to those who don't want to earn it the ole fashioned way. Slashdot could take a cut of the proceeds and give it to the free software foundation. Any takers?

  7. Re:I thought it had one shot value on Review: Kung Pow · · Score: 2, Funny

    Was I the only one who saw Freddy Got Fingered in theaters?

  8. Hitler, Timothy McVeigh, and Judas Iscariot on Amazon Makes a Profit · · Score: 1

    ...kindly ask that the folks at Amazon turn the thermostat back up.

  9. Re:Part of the Problem: Patent Work Sucks on Scientific American On Bad Patents · · Score: 1

    I could have swore he was talking about Cowboy Neal.

  10. Opposite ends of the spectrum on Age A Byproduct of Cancer Defense? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You could think of death as the end of cell growth, whereas cancer is cell growth gone out of control.

  11. Linux go bankrupt? on Linux During The .Com Crash · · Score: 1

    It's easy for a dotcom to go bankrupt, but you can't have an online community go bankrupt, unless every developer invested in webvan, Enron, and dogdoo.com.

  12. Re:URL on Preview the New Napster · · Score: 1

    (-:

    Must be one of those British emoticons.

  13. Re:Word Source on The Tech Interviews of Yesteryear · · Score: 1

    I don't know that anyone has ever asked for the source code for Word. If they did, we would give it to them.

    I think "it" is a beating from the Microsoft Secret Dork Patrol.

  14. Re:Word Source on The Tech Interviews of Yesteryear · · Score: 1

    You'll probably get the sourcecode for Micro-Soft Word v0.9 for DOS 3.0. Keep in mind, though, that even if you got a copy of the source code for Word 2000, the .DOC file format is completely incompatible with Word XP.

  15. And where was Dean Kamen on the list. on The Tech Interviews of Yesteryear · · Score: 1

    He's bringing the joy of walking to work to lazy people.

  16. It seems Europe has caught up with North America on The Euro · · Score: 1

    Both Canada and the United States have both been using the dollar for the longest time.

    (Disclaimer: If you can't figure out the fallacy in the comment you shouldn't be reading the comments on slashdot.)

  17. A new slashdot record on Running A Web Server On An Apple Lisa 2 · · Score: 4, Redundant

    I'd like to congratulate the readers of slashdot for a new slashdot record of 2.8 seconds for shutdown. It'll probably be broken when I finish my webserver on a NES.

  18. Re:Criminalizing secrets on Textmode Quake 2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is the same theory behind patents. You tell the government how your product works and you're guaranteed that for a certain length of time only you can sell it. When it expires, it's public domain for usage (It's actually public domain information from the start). Patents weren't created just to allow inventors to profit, but to allow anyone access to information and use it after a certain amount of time. But a copyright shouldn't necessarily expire, or it should have a really long life. Otherwise, anyone would be allowed to publish and sell books once they became, say, 50 years old. What is needed is a new copyright system. One where once a product is deemed obsolete or unsupported, anyone can do what they want with it.

  19. This is ridiculous on Palm/3Com Graffiti A Patent Infringement on Xerox · · Score: 0

    But not as ridiculous as the great frowny emoticon debate. I guess I'll also have to stop writing capital I's and lowercase l's. :-(

    Oops.

  20. Re:Tell that to average users on Red Hat And Lineo Respond To MS Embedded Linux FUD · · Score: 4, Funny

    The same thing happened to me. My computer became absolutely useless once I saw those first Windows XP commercials. I immediately went out and bought it so I could use wireless networking, Instant Messaging, and CD Burning. I then played some Madonna and flew around while high on angel dust.

  21. What MS says about developing for embedded linux on Red Hat And Lineo Respond To MS Embedded Linux FUD · · Score: 1

    Embedded Linux offers a standard kernel but no standard device level application programming interface (API). There are multiple implementations of other major OS components so developers end up working with different programming environments and tools for each device, decreasing efficiency, limiting code re-use and increasing application development time.

    I guess this means that it's not good that developers can choose what tools they work with or pick the language best for the application. Not to mention the fact that only having a few hundred thousand developers who haven't had to sign non-disclosure agreements can't help you out in any way.

    For example, there are at least five different window managers and at least four competing browsers, increasing programming complexity and reducing the pool of available developers.

    And as all of us know, competiting web browsers is BAD!!! SO BAD!!!! Bad enough that Microsoft intentionally broke the law to attempt to stop this. I guess we should all strive to be the same. We should all give way to the Nazis^H^H^H^H^H^H almighty Bill Gates!

  22. Re:Microsoft will win this passport war, unless on MS Zone Users Must Use Passport Accounts · · Score: 1

    Oh no, it's worse than I thought!

  23. Microsoft will win this passport war, unless on MS Zone Users Must Use Passport Accounts · · Score: 3, Interesting

    All of us who do not like Microsoft obviously do not want .NET and passport to prevail. We have a shot against .NET because there are many alternatives coming out. However, there is no technology competing with passport right now. Microsoft is forcing people who want to use their services to sign on.

    Let's consider for a moment how Microsoft has tried to take on the instant messenger market. They've bundled MSN messenger with Windows XP, but many people already have been using ICQ or AIM for years. They won't bother signing up for MSN messenger because they wouldn't be able to talk to their buddies on the other services. But with Passport, there is no alternative around. Sure people may reluctantly sign up for it, but once they have it, they've already gone through the painful process of giving away information. Now they'll be more likely to use other passport services.

    But we don't have a good competitor for passport because close to 100% of the slashdot readers, and *nix people in general, don't like the idea of passport. If we don't like the idea, then we won't bother implementing it. Maybe there should be a movement for a competitor to passport. You don't have to use it immediately, or at all. I highly doubt Bill Gates has his credit card number sitting out on those oh so vulnerable .NET servers.

  24. Wait until quantum hard drives come out on Affordable Home Backups for 10-100G Systems? · · Score: 1

    Then when your hard drive fails, there's a certain probability that it might not have failed, and just back up from a different universe.

  25. The OS's and kernels on The Battle Of The Consoles: From Atari To The Xbox · · Score: 1

    I guess since the Playstation 2 and Gamecube are both listed as having 'closed' and 'proprietary' kernels and the X-box isn't listed that way, windows 2k is open and non-proprietary. Sweet! Ironically, playstation 2 is the only platform with a version of linux ready for it.