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Fossil's $145 PDA Watch
Robogeek writes: "News.com reports that Fossil will launch its $145 Wrist PDA in early 2002 - "a watch that doubles as a Palm- or Pocket PC-compatible organizer." Apparently, the 190KB device will accept data imported from your PDA via infrared. But isn't this kind of redundant if you're already carrying your PDA with you? (And can't enter data directly into the watch?) Besides, what I really want is a combo phone/mp3 player/PDA watch, dammit!"
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the aircraft a static line automatically deploys the bomb stabilization chute. The cargo extraction chute and delivery cradle are both discarded once the bomb stabilization chute
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Length: 11.8 feet (3.63 meters)
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it's redundant, palms and winCE devices now have enough ram space!
Hey, this is my sig, if you don't like it, STOP READING MY POSTS!
Wearable computers, wrist PDAs... At this rate, if you get past airport security, you will need a master power switch to turn yourself off and on for take-off and landings! ;-)
Your actions in life will determine your children's future.
I'll require a GPS receiver with that, the the audio portion better handle ogg vorbis. ssh access would be nice too.
Till then, I'll remain gadgetless.
Unlike this silly PDA watch, my watch is infinitely precise twice daily.
Unfortunately I can't both have the watch on my arm and see the time it shows simultaneously with out it killing my cat.
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So you get a watch that you cant input anything on. In order to actually do PDA like functions you need to have a real PDA with it. GOOD DEAL! For only 3 easy payments of $49.99 you can cover your wrist with a useless peice of junk. Woohoo!
We went to our friends house only to hear that someone had a vile of liquid PCP. They were selling 'dippies' (cigerettes dipped in the liquid) so I gave up one out of my pack and got it dipped. The smell in the room from everyone smoking dippies was mych like a mortuary. Either that or like someone was building a really big model with the old model glue. After finishing my cigerette the PCP hit in. It can be described best as speedballing on Ketamine and crystal (meth). the PCP was decently visual, but my thoughts were definitly floating around like on K. All in all a very good first time with the drug. And hey... I didn't even get to jump out of any windows and keep running... so much for urban legands.
The problem I have with my Palm III is tossing in in to the seat bag of my bike when I go off for an afternoon ride.
I'm often on call all day - and as long as I've got my cell phone and my palm (sycn'd to my deskptop) - I can pretty much handle anything that comes up. But I haven't found a great way to keep all of it (phone and organizer) at hand with out having my belt starting to look like the batman's.
If I could painlessly off load my schedule and my phone list to a wristwatch - and then just schlep a little phone/email/web combo doohicky - I'd be in mobile worker heaven!
And people wouldn't shake their heads and lower their eyes when I walk by - like they used to do in High School when I proudly wore my TI-55 on my belt loop... grin.
In illa quae ultra sunt
Does it run Linux?
For all the latest information concerning timothy's plan to get the average slashdot user into prison before they turn 18. In this way he gets back at all the man whores that wouldn't take him under there arm, so to speak, when timothy was younger.
Oh well, back to dowloading pr0n...
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Fossil has always offered stylish quality products at an affordable price. Can't wait to get one :)
Well how long are you guys going to wait to call your babies? (Together) Six days.
That's it! Now we know what PDA's have been lacking in all this time... a way to tell time! All we need is to figure out some way to create a "clock" program for Palm/PocketPC! I have a feeling that within the next 2 years the available hardware will be capable of such complex calculations
I used to have a great Casio calculator watch. It had storage for phone numbers, a calendar, and could serve as a four-function calculator. Great stuff.
Since it didn't sync with a computer, you had to input data by hand. This was at the same time a limitation and a blessing - numbers had to be typed in one by one, but you could always type something in whenever you needed to take a note.
Back to the Fossil.
- You can't type things in. This is key if someone gives you a phone number, or you stumble across something you need to remember. You come off looking like a nerd, but I'd much rather look like a nerd with a cool watch than a nerd with a cool watch and lots of paper scraps in his shirt pocket.
- It syncs your entire address book. I for one don't want every single address that's on my computer to be sent to my watch. Searching and browsing is a pain, and I'd much rather only have numbers that I need on hand. My Casio only ever had at most 40 numbers in it - important ones.
Because of its limitations, I got a Xircom Rex MiniPDA (basically a PCMCIA card with a touch-screen that does addresses, notes, calendar, and third-party apps). In the end, I threw out the Casio and got an analog watch. The Rex does everything I'd ever need a PDA to do, and it's tiny. This sounds like a product plug - must stop now.Ceci n'est pas une sig
"Taco-snotting" is a term used by CmdrTaco to refer to the practice of sucking off a homosexual man and blowing the semen back out his nose onto his partner's face or body. Usually a long stream of semen is left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose, leading it to look like a large snot. Hence the term, "Taco-snotting."
Why am I getting emails from CmdrTaco asking me if I would enjoy a round of "Taco-snotting" with him?
You may have recently received an email similar to the following: You most likely accidentally forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your preferences. Whenever CmdrTaco gets bored, he roams through the database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy a Taco-snotting with him. And this time, he found you. To disable this setting, log in, go to your user page, click on You, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot." Of course, CmdrTaco's probably already got the hots for your semen, so it's probably too late.
Can I stop receiving emails from CmdrTaco?
Probably. If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object to ward off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, he might chain you up in his basement and use you as his sex toy/slave for the rest of your life, or until he accidentally drowns you in cum while using you as his sex pony in a "circle-snot."
What is a "Circle-snot"?
A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk: When CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and Taco-snot each other's gooey, hot, sticky cum on each other's faces and bodies until they're covered with sticky, sweet man juice. Roblowme usually provides the extra lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease. To complete the circle, Michael, Timothy, and Jamie sometimes join in, dressed in full Gestapo uniforms complete with Nazi regalia, and proceed to snot each other's cum and whip each other's asses with riding crops and cattleprods until their pasty, white geek bodies are exhausted from all the passionate, homosexual revelry.
Does Jon Katz get involved in this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.
Actually, he's a homosexual paedophile. He's also a coprophiliac. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called "Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little boys, which involves administering an enema to himself of little-boy urine, spooging the vile muck from his ass into a plastic bag, then slathering the goo all over his little boy's chained up and naked bodies.
Are you getting hard writing this?
Why, yes. Join me in a WIPO-snot?
No, thanks. I'm already Taco's boi toi.
$Id: tacosnotting.txt,v 1.2 2001/11/08 22:35:16 wipo Exp $
J. Wipo Troll, Esq.
Crapflooder Associates
Slashdot.org
Does anyone remember the MP3 watch? I didn't think so. I'll summarize:
kerrr-FLOP!
People just don't want huge clunky watches. Especially when they aren't very useful. (The MP3 watch had a whopping 32MB of storage...)
SIGFEH
Wow. So they've managed to make a watch with slightly more memory than the Timex Datalink that was available over 5 years ago.
The only difference seems to be the use of IR as the interface.
Recursive: Adj. See Recursive.
I've been trying to get my dad to use some sort of electronic organizer for years. He's stuck to a plain paper date/phone book even though pages are falling out, no one is in the right order, etc. I bought him a cheap Palm a few months ago thinking that he shouldn't have a problem getting used to graffiti and entering names and phone numbers with a stylus wouldn't be that hard.
What does he do? He had my little sister put the contents of his planner that she could read in to the palm, but he doesn't take it when he goes on the road. He will forget a number, call home, and have someone look it up in the palm. With something like this, my sister could load up the watch for him and he would be set.
I know what he's getting for his birthday/Father's day gift.
the good ground has been paved over by suicidal maniacs
anyone here remember the timex datalink? the little guy had a motorola 6805 in it, and 48k or so of memory... in other words about as powerful as an 8-bit atari or c64, except the form factor is much more portable. :) but the really interesting feature was the solution they used to download information from the host computer - the sender program flashed info on the screen like a barcode, and the watch synchronised with the monitor's refresh rate and read the barcode with a photocell. that was quite an interesting toy. :)
but having the pda on the wrist is really convenient. plus, if it has a similar programmable interface as the timex, and can connect to my laptop via infrared, i'll be seriously tempted...
My other car is a cons.
Ahhh... big stoned grin on my face right now.
...what is that I really want. A PDA with a relatively large screen that is capable to show movies or, perhaps, something smaller, wrist wearable? On the other hand I would expect my cell phone to be like a light pen stuck in my shirt's pocket. The tradeoff between large screen and small device makes my decision so har. Perhaps an ultra thin / flexible / durable screen that I just can roll like a piece of paper and stick somewhere could solve the problem.
Don't say No, say May be
I noticed the feature list is missing a calculator. Are there other brands (e.g. Casio) that have it beside PDA? I personally don't like PDA that you carries in pockets or bags because they're big and a bit heavy.
:)
I like those black plastic Casio watch (thin one) with a simple phone book, calculator, world time, alarm clock (useless to me), timer (useless), and simple scheduler. Since I am a skinny person with thin wrists, I do not want the watch to be thick and heavy. I am still using the Casio DataBank watch from 1994 or so. It still rocks, but eventually I will need to replace it.
Thank you in advance for a reply.
Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
Casio has had a watchws that can interface via IR with each other and with Palms for months now. Take a look. List Price: US$130
"Taco-snotting" is a term used by CmdrTaco to refer to the practice of sucking off a homosexual man and blowing the semen back out his nose onto his partner's face or body. Usually a long stream of semen is left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose, leading it to look like a large snot. Hence the term, "Taco-snotting."
Why am I getting emails from CmdrTaco asking me if I would enjoy a round of "Taco-snotting" with him?
You may have recently received an email similar to the following: You most likely accidentally forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your preferences. Whenever CmdrTaco gets bored, he roams through the database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy a Taco-snotting with him. And this time, he found you. To disable this setting, log in, go to your user page, click on You, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot." Of course, CmdrTaco's probably already got the hots for your semen, so it's probably too late.
Can I stop receiving emails from CmdrTaco?
Probably. If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object to ward off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, he might chain you up in his basement and use you as his sex toy/slave for the rest of your life, or until he accidentally drowns you in cum while using you as his sex pony in a "circle-snot."
What is a "Circle-snot"?
A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk: When CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and Taco-snot each other's gooey, hot, sticky cum on each other's faces and bodies until they're covered with sticky, sweet man juice. Roblowme usually provides the extra lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease. To complete the circle, Michael, Timothy, and Jamie sometimes join in, dressed in full Gestapo uniforms complete with Nazi regalia, and proceed to snot each other's cum and whip each other's asses with riding crops and cattleprods until their pasty, white geek bodies are exhausted from all the passionate, homosexual revelry.
Does Jon Katz get involved in this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.
Actually, he's a homosexual paedophile. He's also a coprophiliac. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called "Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little boys, which involves administering an enema to himself of little-boy urine, spooging the vile muck from his ass into a plastic bag, then slathering the goo all over his little boy's chained up and naked bodies.
Are you getting hard writing this?
Why, yes. Join me in a WIPO-snot?
No, thanks. I'm already Taco's boi toi.
$Id: tacosnotting.txt,v 1.2 2001/11/08 22:35:16 wipo Exp $
J. Wipo Troll, Esq.
Crapflooder Associates
Slashdot.org
You could get a really really ugly watch for less than half the price. With a 102 x 64 screen you aren't going to get much usable info on the screen and the size and looks of the watch make it a poor choice. The Timex/MS watch from a couple of years ago looked a lot better and while only really scrolled a single line of text was usable. Some thing like the REX in my pocket and a normal watch seems like a much better deal than this. The REX 6000 from Xircom had a touch screen 512KB (IIRC) and very limited scroll to you get the letter you want input but it had a readable screen and multiple apps, if you could download apps it would have been killer, but only palm has seemed to figure that out. If the digital paper stuff from Digital Ink or Xerox ever gets out the door such that you could roll up the screen and the batteries , memory and processor fit inside a small module with the screen rapping arround I'd by one of those in a second probably as small or smaller than lipstick (or chapstick for the guys) would be really useful and probably could get 640x480, thats what I'm waiting for!!!!
"Taco-snotting" is a term used by CmdrTaco to refer to the practice of sucking off a homosexual man and blowing the semen back out his nose onto his partner's face or body. Usually a long stream of semen is left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose, leading it to look like a large snot. Hence the term, "Taco-snotting."
Why am I getting emails from CmdrTaco asking me if I would enjoy a round of "Taco-snotting" with him?
You may have recently received an email similar to the following: You most likely accidentally forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your preferences. Whenever CmdrTaco gets bored, he roams through the database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy a Taco-snotting with him. And this time, he found you. To disable this setting, log in, go to your user page, click on You, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot." Of course, CmdrTaco's probably already got the hots for your semen, so it's probably too late.
Can I stop receiving emails from CmdrTaco?
Probably. If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object to ward off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, he might chain you up in his basement and use you as his sex toy/slave for the rest of your life, or until he accidentally drowns you in cum while using you as his sex pony in a "circle-snot."
What is a "Circle-snot"?
A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk: When CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and Taco-snot each other's gooey, hot, sticky cum on each other's faces and bodies until they're covered with sticky, sweet man juice. Roblowme usually provides the extra lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease. To complete the circle, Michael, Timothy, and Jamie sometimes join in, dressed in full Gestapo uniforms complete with Nazi regalia, and proceed to snot each other's cum and whip each other's asses with riding crops and cattleprods until their pasty, white geek bodies are exhausted from all the passionate, homosexual revelry.
Does Jon Katz get involved in this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.
Actually, he's a homosexual paedophile. He's also a coprophiliac. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called "Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little boys, which involves administering an enema to himself of little-boy urine, spooging the vile muck from his ass into a plastic bag, then slathering the goo all over his little boy's chained up and naked bodies.
Are you getting hard writing this...?
Why, yes. Join me in a WIPO-snot?
No, thanks. I'm already Taco's boi toi.
$Id: tacosnotting.txt,v 1.2 2001/11/08 22:35:16 wipo Exp $
J. Wipo Troll, Esq.
Crapflooder Associates
Slashdot.org
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"Taco-snotting" is a term used by CmdrTaco to refer to the practice of suckingoff a homosexual man and blowing the semen back out his nose onto his partner's face or body. Usually a long stream of semen is left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose, leading it to look like a large snot. Hence the term, "Taco-snotting."
Why am I getting emails from CmdrTaco asking me if I would enjoy a round of "Taco-snotting" with him?
You may have recently received an email similar to the following: You most likely accidentally forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your preferences. Whenever CmdrTaco gets bored, he roams through the database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy a Taco-snotting with him. And this time, he found you. To disable this setting, log in, go to your user page, click on You, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot." Of course, CmdrTaco's probably already got the hots for your semen, so it's probably too late.
Can I stop receiving emails from CmdrTaco?
Probably. If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object to ward off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, he might chain you up in his basement and use you as his sex toy/slave for the rest of your life, or until he accidentally drowns you in cum while using you as his sex pony in a "circle-snot."
What is a "Circle-snot"?
A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk: When CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and Taco-snot each other's gooey, hot, sticky cum on each other's faces and bodies until they're covered with sticky, sweet man juice. Roblowme usually provides the extra lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease. To complete the circle, Michael, Timothy, and Jamie sometimes join in, dressed in full Gestapo uniforms complete with Nazi regalia, and proceed to snot each other's cum and whip each other's asses with riding crops and cattleprods until their pasty, white geek bodies are exhausted from all the passionate, homosexual revelry.
Does Jon Katz get involved in this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.
Actually, he's a homosexual paedophile. He's also a coprophiliac. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called "Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little boys, which involves administering an enema to himself of little-boy urine, spooging the vile muck from his ass into a plastic bag, then slathering the goo all over his little boy's chained up and naked bodies.
Are you getting hard writing this?
Why, yes. Join me in a WIPO-snot?
No, thanks. I'm already Taco's boi toi.
$Id: tacosnotting.txt,v 1.2 2001/11/08 22:35:16 wipo Exp $
J. Wipo Troll, Esq.
Crapflooder Associates
Slashdot.org
Imagine a B Cluster of these.....
Feel free to concat me with all your troubles...
GRLLLHHU
Maybe now I can finally get a date with Electra-Woman or Dyna-Girl! That's ok, Frank, you don't need to chaperone (heh heh).
To-do List: Receive telemarketing call during a tornado warning. Check.
"Taco-snotting" is a term used by CmdrTaco to refer to the practice of sucking off a homosexual man and blowing the semen back out his nose onto his partner's face or body. Usually a long stream of semen is left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose, leading it to look like a large snot. Hence the term, "Taco-snotting."
Why am I getting emails from CmdrTaco asking me if I would enjoy a round of "Taco-snotting" with him?
You may have recently received an email similar to the following: You most likely accidentally forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your preferences. Whenever CmdrTaco gets bored, he roams through the database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy a Taco-snotting with him. And this time, he found you. To disable this setting, log in, go to your user page, click on You, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot." Of course, CmdrTaco's probably already got the hots for your semen, so it's probably too late.
Can I stop receiving emails from CmdrTaco?
Probably. If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object to ward off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, he might chain you up in his basement and use you as his sex toy/slave for the rest of your life, or until he accidentally drowns you in cum while using you as his sex pony in a "circle-snot."
What is a "Circle-snot"?
A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk: When CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and Taco-snot each other's gooey, hot, sticky cum on each other's faces and bodies until they're covered with sticky, sweet man juice. Roblowme usually provides the extra lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease. To complete the circle, Michael, Timothy, and Jamie sometimes join in, dressed in full Gestapo uniforms complete with Nazi regalia, and proceed to snot each other's cum and whip each other's asses with riding crops and cattleprods until their pasty, white geek bodies are exhausted from all the passionate, homosexual revelry.
Does Jon Katz get involved in this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.
Actually, he's a homosexual paedophile. He's also a coprophiliac. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called "Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little boys, which involves administering an enema to himself of little-boy urine, spooging the vile muck from his ass into a plastic bag, then slathering the goo all over his little boy's chained up and naked bodies.
Are you getting hard writing this?
Why, yes. Join me in a WIPO-snot?
No, thanks. I'm already Taco's boi toi.
$Id: tacosnotting.txt,v 1.2 2001/11/08 22:35:16 wipo Exp $
J. Wipo Troll, Esq.
Crapflooder Associates
Slashdot.org
Besides, what I really want is a combo phone/mp3 player/PDA watch, dammit!"
You forgot TV receiver, camera, scanner, printer and coke-and-pizza dispenser.
Terrorists can't threaten a country's freedom and democracy. Only lawmakers and voters can do that.
>Besides, what I really want is a combo phone/mp3 player/PDA watch, dammit
You forgot video cam and playback with Mpeg4 hardware chip.
--- Metamoderating abusive downgraders since my 300th post.
Reminds me of this quote from "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy":
"Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descent life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea."
But at least they don't break three times in three years, like my #@$% JLC.
Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
Massaging my nutsack she....
WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass.
"OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"
"Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"
I DO IT WRONG!!!!
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Q: What bounces up and down at 100mph? A: A baby tied to the back of a truck. Q: What's brown and gurgles? A: A baby in a casserole. Q: Whats the best thing about a siamese twin baby? A: Threesomes. Q: What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A: A baby with a black eye! Q: What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A: A baby with a punctured lung. Q: What's red and goes round and round? A: A baby in a garbage disposal. Q: What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer? A: You can't hide dead babies in a gay man. Q: What's more fun than strapping a baby to a washingline and then spinning it around at 200km/h? A: Stopping it with a shovel. Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? A: Art Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on your porch? A: Matt Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on a beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? A: Bob Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A: Fucked Q: Whats worse than smoking pot with a baby? A: Making a bong out of it. Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a felt tip marker? A: you don't get second looks when you're writing with a felt tip marker! Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road? A: It was chained to a bumper. Q: What do you have when you have 4 dead babies, take away two, and add 5 more? A: An orgy! Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? A: You can't fuck a table. Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: Take your foot off of it's head. Q: If a tree falls on a baby in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, is it still hilarious? Q: What is red and creeps up your leg? A: A homesick abortion. Q: What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A: A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw. Q: What do vegetarian dingos eat? A: Cabbage patch kids. Q : Whats white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ? A : A Pedophiles ass. Q: What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby? A: A watermelon floats. Q: Whats the safest way to play with a baby ? A: With a condom. Q: What gets louder as it gets smaller? A: A baby in a trash compacter. Q: What do you call a baby on a stick? A: A Kebabie. Q: What's the difference between a lamp and a dead baby? A: It's really easy to turn on a lamp. Q: Whats does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? A: Cancer. Q: Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones? A: Because they're hand made. Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off. Q: What is the definition of revenge? A: A baby with a dingo in its mouth. Q: What's the difference between a baby and a bagel? A: You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven. Q: What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts? A: You can't gargle gravel. Q: Why did the toddler fall off his bike? A1: A fridge fell on him . A2: He was quadraplegic. Q: Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork? A: So you can tell which ones are still alive. Q: How do you know when you hit a live one? A: The pitchfork shakes Q: What's this? (hold arms out and shake them) A: A live one. Q: Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first? A: So you can see the expression on its face! Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A baby playing in a plastic bag. Q: What is bright blue, pink, and sizzles? A: A baby trying to breast feed from an electrical outlet. Q: What's sicker than driving over a baby? A: Skidding. Q: How do you spoil a baby? A: Leave it out in the sun. Q: How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? A: Stick a javelin through it's head. Q: How do you make a gay men pregnant? A: stick a dead baby up his ass! Q: Why did the toddler drop it's lollypop? A: It was hit by a truck... Q: What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? A: Twins in an acid bath. Q: What's red, screams and goes around in circles? A: A baby with its foot nailed to the floor. Q: What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Cadillac in my garage. Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: Depends how hard you throw them Q: Whats more fun than feeling up a dead baby A: Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples Q: What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? A: The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun Q: How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? A: You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a boquet of roses up his ass. Q: Why did the Baby fall out of the Tree? A: Because he was DEAD! Q: What's grosser than gross? A: A garbage can full of dead babies. Q: What's grosser than that? A: The one at the bottom is still alive. Q: What's grosser than that? A: He has to eat his way to freedom. Q: What's grosser than that? A: He goes back for more. Q: How do you get a baby to run faster? A: Chase it with the lawn mower. Q. What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion. A. You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby. Q: What has 4 legs and one arm? A: A Doberman in a children's playground! Q:What does a baby and a Pinto have in common? A:They're fun to ride until they die. Q: What happens when you burn baby's face off? A: It makes weird noises and crawls into walls. Q: what's funnier than a dead baby? A: a dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome. Q: What do you get whan you dislocate a dead baby's jaw? A: Deep Throat. Q: What's blue and bloated and floating in your beer? A: A dead baby with fetal alcohol syndrome! Q: Whats white and red and hangs from a telephone wire? A: A baby shot through a snowblower. Q: How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? A: The dog plays with it more. Q: What does a bum call a dead baby in a dumpster? A: A Freeloader. Q: What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? A: Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. Q: What is better than a dead baby? A: The revoked child-support. Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a grandmother? A: Grandmothers dont die when you fuck them in the ass Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup? A: The dead baby won't stick to the roof of your mouth. Q: Why didn't they crucify baby jesus? A: I dont know why they didn't either. Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork. Q: What's the worst thing about fucking a dead baby? A: Wiping the blood stains off of your clown suit! Q: What's the best sound in the world? A: Hearing dead baby's hips crack under pressure! Q: what wiggles spits and is covered in shit? A: inside out baby! Q: What's blue and orange and lies at the bottom of a swimming pool? A: A baby with burst armbands. Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby. Q: Whats worse than a having sex with a dead baby? A: Having sex with a dead baby filled with razor blades. Q: What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ? A: Crib death. Q: Why is there always hot water at childbirth? A: In case of a stillbirth, soup. Q: How do you stop a baby from choking? A: Take your dick out of its mouth. Q: What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding? A: A baby in a microwave. Q: When is the best time to bury that baby you killed? A: When it starts talking to you again. Q: How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil? A: It depends on how hard you squeeze them. Q: What's more fun than stapling babies to a wall? A: Ripping them off again. Q: What do you call a dead baby with its skin peeled off? A: Sexy. Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: A dead baby in a clown costume! Q: What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A: A baby with a punctured lung. Q: What do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall? A: Art! Q: How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A: With a blender! Q: How do you get them out again? A: With Doritos!! Q: What is pink and red and sits in a corner? A: A baby chewing on razor blades. Q: What is green and sits in a corner? A: The same baby, six weeks later. Q: What is red and pink and can't turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javelin through its throat. Q: What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies? A: One live one in the middle is eating its way out. Q: What's blue and sits in the corner? A: A baby in a baggie. Q: What's present do you get for a dead baby? A: A dead puppy. Q: What's purple, covered in pus and squeals? A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt. Q: What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller? A: A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler! Q: What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls? A: A baby with forks in its eyes. Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken. Q: What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? A: An erection. Q: Why did the baby fall off the swing? A: Because it had no arms or legs. Q: What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals? A: A bus load of babies on fire. Q: What's harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree? A: Nailing it to a dead puppy. Q: What's grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? A: One dead baby nailed to ten trees. Q: What's pink and chunky? A: A baby with leporacy. Q: Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads? A: So you can pick them up five at a time. Q: How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket. Q: What's pink and spits? A: A baby in a frying pan. Q: What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? A: Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before. Q: What's more fun than a barrel of dead babies? A: Sticking pins in their eyes. Q: How do you make a baby cry twice? A: Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear TheIt's a nice idea, it shows that they are thinking, but I can't see needing it more than my 3"x6" spiral notebook. At least with that I can input on the fly. The real downside to it is that a lot of people are going to have to buy it or these folks aren't going to make a second-generation, actually useful version of it.
I spent a year in Iraq looking for WMD and all I found was this lousy sig.
You know, if it just ran WinCE, when it bluescreened, you could use it as a flash light.
Too bad!
If guns kill people, then CmdrTaco's keyboard misspells words.
I can think of others later.
"It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
First, it's not really supposed to be a PDA. It just provides your contact list and schedule as transfered to from your real PDA.
Second while this one isn't really my style, I take exception to your comment about fossil watches in general. I happen to like my fossil watch. It's like this one except with a carbon fiber face.
"Prefiero morir de pie que vivir siempre arrodillado!"
It's called a Snapon,
correction: it's called a ClipOn Organizer, not a Snapon. Sorry about that.
Oh and by the way, the 2-minute-post-limit thing and the 20-second-reply-limit thing are freaking annoying.
Timex has this item
Only real differences are... this links up to your monitor via flashes on your screen, while the fossil links to you PDA by IR...
AND
the Fossil has lots more memory...
AND
the Timex has that INDIGLO back lite display.
Money cannot buy happiness, but can buy something soo darn close, that you can't really tell the difference
It's like being a car nut and living in a place where everybody drives Volkswagens. Not that they're bad cars, but if that's all you see you'll be bored to tears. I am a car nut too, but luckily people drive more exciting cars. :)
I would rather put up with carting around my Vx than give up the daily snarfing of news with Sitescooper.
Wristwatch-sized seems too small to read anything but minimal text.
If this were such a good idea then what ever became of the "TV" watches, radio watches, calculator watches etc... Heck I even had one of those cool calculator watches I won in a spelling bee in grade school. The problem here is functional size, no one has finger small enough to actually realistically operate one of these things, additionaly a PDA screen the size of a nickel would quickly destroy the 20/20 vision of most PDA users who already spend half their days straining their necks and eyes looking at glaring CRT tubes.
This one is a dead horse, and I'm not being pessimistic.
Nathaniel P. Wilkerson
www.haidacarver.com
remember, the more a watch does, the less class it has.
Speaking of pda watches, what about http://www.onhandpc.com/?
[to the tune of Sultans of Swing by Dire Straits]
You get home late and you hurry to turn on your computer
Waiting for Linux to load takes forever
You log on to slashdot, but it takes too long
You feel all right, when you see the gay intro colors
Now you click on a link but it doesn't load right away
You get some coffee while waiting for the download
Shitty servers, with Linux software
Yeah but at least, they use open source
and post bullshit
and post gay fucking bullshit
You check out Retard Michael, he's a real fag
Mind you he's strictly an anal fiend he doesn't want to jack it off
Old condoms are all, he can afford
When he gets up under the porno lights to shoot his thing
And Hemos doesn't mind, if he doesn't get pussy
He's got a full time boyfriend, he's doing all right
He can suck a cock just like anything
Saving it up for Friday night
With the faggots,
With the faggots of Slashdot
[hey]
And the hundreds of visitors, they are fooling around on the webpage
Bored and drunk with nothing better to do
They don't give a damn about the bullshit slashdot posts
It ain't what they call, 'news for nerds'
And the faggots
And the faggots are buttfucking
(buttfucking, baby)
(uh huh)
[solo]
And then timothy steps up to the keyboard
Typing words in just before he cums
"Microsoft sucks, Linux is great"
and he makes it fast with one more thing
"We are the faggots"
"We are the faggots of Slashdot"
[solo]
Fossil's new "watch" really makes me wonder how long we will revel in gagetry like this before reality kicks in. The simple fact of the matter is, that once the "boys with toys" effect has worn off, functionality becomes an issue. To be brutally honest, wearing a computer on my wrist makes precious little sense if I can't read the screen. If I can't enter information comfortably and quickly (which I don't see happening here: it's the size of a wristwatch) then what's the use? And if transfering information on and off of it is a problem, I'm not sure how much use it really is. In PDAs, use of styluses and infrared ports have helped make convenience actually convenient, overcoming these obstacles to some extent, but in a wristwatch its simply not possible. I'll save my $145.
What's in a Sig?
> Besides, what I really want is a combo phone/mp3 player/PDA watch, dammit
It doesn't do everything, but for about $300,
Samsung's Uproar might be what you're looking for. Although it's not made to fit on your wrist.
Unfortunately I didn't know this telephone/mp3 player/day planer existed until a week after I spent $400 on This phone from LG It's a good phone, but I'd much rather have one that played mp3's for $100 less
I never carry my palm. Now I'll have all my friends' phone numbers handy whenever I'm insanely drunk, no matter where I am. I'll be a drunk dialing fool!
I currently wear a 23-jewel Poljot chronograph made in the Russian Federation. All it does is give the time and date, as well as providing me with a built-in two button stopwatch and tachymeter. True, it has to be wound up daily, but what the hell--it's very precise and reliable.
It's time to ask yourselves--do you really NEED all this hi-tech stuff? A watch is to tell time, nothing more. Get over it.
So ya wanna email me, eh? Change
how do i become a Pro slashdot troll?
A companion for a companion for the PC! Just what the world needs!
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steve Wright
Check out
http://www.onhandpc.com
I would like to get one of these if it wasn't so damn expensive!!
US $299, ie AUS$600+
That is some friggin dough for a cool watch....
I wonder if they'll swap it for a family member.
Kelly had just finished the l ast summer cheerleading practice.She was the first
girl in ten years to make the squad their freshman year. Several of the other
cheerleaders were upset. Kelly wasn't concerned about their thoughts. She shyed
away from others and had very few friends. She didn't believe in the clicks
people got into. Kelly is one of the prettiest girls in school. Shoulder length
reddish blonde hair, acute face with a small button nose, and always smiled.
Breasts the size of small grapefruits with nipples same size as quarters. Flat
slightly sculptured belly, slender waist, narrow hips, small plump butt and
perfectly shaped legs. All wrapped into a 5'4" 115pds frame.
After showering Kelly dried herself, as she went to her locker. She noticed four
girls across from her locker talking and snickering. Kelly ignored them. After
slipping her cotton bikini pantys on, she grabbed her bra. Somebody had cut the
straps. There was no way she'd be able to wear it now. She turned around to
confront the now, laughing girls. They quickly walked out of the lockeroom.
Kelly put on her low cut tank top, and shorts. After throwing her stuff into her
bag, she headed out. Her breasts stood just as if she had a bra on. Her breasts
firmly jiggled as she walked to the bus stop. Kelly was headed downtown to the
library first. Then to a movie.
Kelly had noticed lately that boys as well as men were looking her over as she
walked by. Today more so than ever. After she got off the bus downtown. She went
to walking the 4 blocks to the library. When a old black man walked out of a
alley. Hey there. Where you headed? (shyly and quietly) Oh, hi. I'm going to
have lunch with my dad. Kelly walked a little faster. She didn't notice that the
old black man was following her. Kelly went into the library and looked over a
couple of books untill it was time to go to the movie. She looked up. Over a few
tables was the old black man. Since she had noticed men looking her way. Kelly
was starting to become a tease. So, she walked his way to put the books away.
She knew he wouldn't do anything in public place. When she was in front of him.
She dropped the books. Bending over to pick them up. (without bending her knees)
Her tank top layed so the old black man could get a good look at her white
breasts. The old black man's mouth dropped open. Oh! Excuse me. (acting as it
was an acident)
Kelly headed to the movie. Which was a couple of blocks away. She loved the
reaction she had got from the old man. The movie Kelly wanted to see was sold
out. She wanted to see a movie. So, she got a ticket to another. Then she saw
that another was starting and it was rated R and nobody was around. She went on
in. Hardly anybody was there. Kelly sat towards the back . The movie started.
When a nude scene started someone came and sat by her. She didn't even pay any
mind. She in awe of what was on the screen. This was her first R movie. There on
the screen was a black slave climbing on top of his master's white wife to have
sex. Kelly liked the sight of the slave's black skin on the white woman's body.
Kelly didn't even realize the person beside her had placed their hand onto her
knee.
But, when he moved his huge hand upto her thigh. Kelly regained her awareness.
She turned. It was the old black man. She tried to push his hand away. He just
leaned over and kissed her neck. He kissed his way down to the tops of her white
breasts. As he moved his hand upto her shorts. He kissed the tops of her breasts
as he rubbed her crotch. He then unbuttoned and unzipped her shorts. Even though
she liked the sight of his black face to her white chest area. She knew she had
to do something before he got any further. She thought to herself (that she
shouldn't have teased this old man) As the old black man started pulling at the
young white girl's shorts. Stop. Or I'll scream. At this time an usher was
making his rounds. Kelly got up to leave. The usher stopped her. your not old
enough to see this movie. I know. I came into the wrong movie by acident. Kelly
left and went home.
It had been several weeks since the incident with the old black man. School had
started. Pro football season had started the week before, and Kelly's school was
going to have their first game tomorrow morning. Today they were having a pep
rally at the end of the school day. Kelly stopped over Stacy's house for awhile.
It was about 6:00p.m. Kelly hurried home to help set up things for her dad's
party. Every month her dad and some of his friends would get together and have a
few drinks and discuss sports. This was her dad's turn to have it at his house.
When she got home. Her dad told Kelly that her mother had went out with aunt Mae
and that she'd be out late. Kelly helped her dad set things up. Most of the guys
were there. Kelly fixed herself something to eat and took it to her room. She
turned on the stereo as she ate.
It was about 8:15 now and Kelly decided she'd take swim as it was unseasonabley
warm tonight. Kelly danced around to the music as she got her bikini out.
Without thinking she took her top and bra off. She was in front of the window
and hadn't pulled the blinds down. She looked outside and noticed Mr. Turner
looking up at her. Mr.Turner was retired runningback from the local pro team. He
was black very muscular. He stood about 6 feet tall and weighed around 235
pounds. Kelly was so embarassed. She hurried away from the window and put on her
bikini. She thought about not swimming. But, after a half hour she went on down
to swim. As she tried to sneak by the rec room. Mr. Turner walked out and almost
bumped into her. Oh! Hi. Didn't mean to run you down. Kelly couldn't even speak.
By the way. I didn't mean to stare earlier. It isn't everyday you see such
beauty. That's ok. (very quietly) As she went onto swim.
Kelly swam and relaxed poolside for a couple hours. She went on upto the
bathroom and took a shower. Dried herself. Then, slipped on a robe. She went
across the hall to her bedroom. As Kelly entered her room she looked to see who
was coming up the stairs. It was Mr. Turner. May I use the restroom. Sure. Kelly
pushed at the door. The door sounded like it closed. But, it came open slightly.
Kelly saw Mr. Hicks looking through his upstairs window towards her. He must be
around 73 years old. Kelly turned on the radio and started dancing. Her robe
came open. Mr. Hicks just stared as she danced. Kelly turned off the overhead
light after turning a lamp on. She thought to her self. She'd realy give
Mr.Hicks a surprise. She slipped her robe off. Exposing her totaly naked body to
him. After all he was in his house and to old to do anything. She danced around
for a few more seconds. Then she layed down on her bed. Mr.Hicks still had view
of her. Kelly was turning into a real tease and was liking it. She rolled over
onto her belly, so that Mr.Hicks would get a good look at her butt.
She heard the bathroom door open. She glanced at a mirror across the room, and
noticed her door was open slightly. She thought about getting up and closing it.
But it was to late. Mr.Turner was in the hallway next to her doorway. Kelly
acted to be asleep. After a few seconds she heard the door close. Kelly figured
that he pulled the door closed. But, when she heard some movement. She became
terrified. She kept her eyes shut as if she was sleeping. She then felt
Mr.Turner run his hand up the back of her white thigh. Kelly trembled as he
caressed her young white buns. She instantly felt herself getting wet inside.
Mr.Turner kissed her white butt. Kelly liked this but knew it was wrong. She
turned over onto her back. Don't!
Then she saw him. Totaly naked huge black man. Huge biceps, a very muscular
chest, ripple tummy. Kelly let out a quiet gasp as she noticed his huge erect
penis. It must be 11inches long and realy fat. She couldn't get her eyes off of
his huge black monstercock. Mr.Turner walked upto her face. Suck on it. No! as
she thought ( that would be gross) He rubbed his black cock across her lips a
couple times. He then went to the foot of the bed and knelt down. He kissed the
young white girl's thighs working his way up. Don't! Stop! I'll scream. As
squeezed her legs together. He kissed her blonde pubic hair, then lower belly.
Kelly became speachless as he kissed white belly and licked at her bellybutton.
Mr.Turner wasn't going to take a no for an answer at this point. He kissed his
way to her teenage white breasts. He kissed and sucked at her nipples at the
same time ran his hand to her young pussy.
Kelly let out a moan, as he inserted his finger inside her. She tried to push
him away. Even though she was enjoying what he was doing. Kelly knew this was
bad and besides he would most likely rip her in half. Mr.Turner rubbed at her
teenage pussy for moment to lubricate the outside of her pussylips. Mr.Turner
climbed onto the bed to mount her little white body. Kelly held her legs
together. Please don't It will hurt me. It only will hurt for a moment. Ohhh! As
Mr.Turner rubbed his huge black cock up and down her little pussy. He pushed
forward. No penetration. He gave big shove forward. Still no penetration of the
little white girl's pussy. He pushed again and finaly managed to get his
cockhead inside her. Kelly tightened up. He pushed a little deeper. She felt his
huge black cock press against her hyman. She knew that one more push would pop
her cherry. Just as he drew back. A knock at the door. Kelly! Kelly! Are you
awake. As the door opened. Mr.Turner jumped off the side of the bed.
Hi dear. Mmmom! Yes. Are you ok? ya. Dad, said you'd be late. The movie was sold
out. So, I came home early. Are you sure? That you are ok. Yes. Just tired. I've
told you to pull the blinds down. You are old enough now that guys will love to
see you dress and undress. You sure seem nervouse. Is there anything wrong? No
mom! Well, you look flush and sweaty. I'll get the thermetor. No. That's ok. I'm
alright. Ok. Call for me if you need me. Goodnight. Goodnight mom. Kelly was
trembleing. Mr.Turner jumped up and dressed and quietly went back downstairs
where there were still a few men gathered having their last drink. Kelly finaly
fell asleep a couple hours later. But, within another hour she woke up from a
bad dream. Her mother rushed in and comforted her. Kelly couldn't tell her
mother that she dreamed about being raped by twelve black men.
After this Kelly quit teasing men for a couple weeks. She started slowly once
more. She would mostly like old black men. She would go without a bra and leave
a button undone then lean over in front of them. During the holiday vacation.
When her parents were at work. Kelly even went totaly naked. Except a long
winter coat. She rode the public bus all the way downtown. She aboat croaked
when an old black man sat beside her. They talked awhile. He was headed to work.
He was going to retire in the spring, after 40 years of service. When he looked
the other way. Kelly undid the top button of her coat. Which exposed just a
little of the tops of her white breasts. Your a very pretty young lady. You need
to be careful. Someone may try to have their way with you. I can take care of
myself. Here's my stop. Take care.
Kelly felt ashamed. She stopped such things. Untill the last day of school. She
had worn her white blouse and plaid skirt.(the catholic school girl look) She
decided to walk home since it was very nice day out and school let out early.
She was walking through the park. She was nearing the walk bridge across the
creek. She heard some voices coming from under the car bridge nearby. There were
three black hobos. There was nobody else in sight. They were washing theirselves
in the creek. She starred at them. They only had their pants on. But, she liked
the sight o their black chests. Kelly also knew that they would most likely see
her cross the walkway. She was realy excited. After a moment she slipped her bra
then pantys off and put them in her backpack. This excited her. Even though they
were to far away to notice. She only had two blocks to go to get home from the
park. When she walked across the walkway. The men whistled and yelled to her.
They were close enough to see that she was a pretty girl. Kelly liked this but
ignored them. But, then she noticed they were following her. She picked up her
pace. A short distance from the street. They caught her. One of the black hobos
grabbed her. Turned her around. Man! We're goin to have a good time today. As he
saw her quarter sized pink nipples poking through her blouse. Then a cop drove
by. Then backed up. The men ran off. Mam! Were they bothering you? As the cop
walked upto her. No sir. He was a tall black man in his fortys. He took a double
take when he noticed her pirky breasts through her blouse. You need to watch how
you dress. Your asking for trouble.
That night she dreamed of Mr.Turner fucking her. She woke up in a sweat. She was
showering when her parents yelled in at her. Honey! We're headed to work early.
Kelly wondered more and more what it would feel like to be fucked by a black
man. Mr.Turner was very gentle with her. She couldn't believe how close she came
to being fucked. Kelly thought to herself-(I know it's wrong. But, I'm going to
find out today) She put on her bikini pantys then bra and her summer sundress.
After slipping on shoes she went downtown on the bus. Remembering the first
experience with an old black man. She walked towards the alley where she first
saw him. It was almost 10:00a.m. Ahead was a tall old black man. It might even
be the same man. Kelly acted as if she didn't notice him. She walked as if going
to the library. Hey baby! Don't you say hi to your friends? So, she knew he was
the same man and he remembered her. Oh. Hi. (acting not to be interested) Hey!
You want a puppy. (Knowing this was a ploy) (Even though she was scared-she was
going through with her plan) Sure! Where is it? Down here. In a box. Directing
her to the alley. Kelly nervousely followed. I sleep here and this puppy came
upto me and had no tags. A third of the way through the alley. There were stacks
of large cardboard boxes with blankets on them. There were five other old black
men laying on their blankets. Untill they seen her. Kelly started to leave. Not
soon enough. They surrounded her.
Don't I'll scream! One of the black men pulled out a knife. No you won't.
Unless! Kelly stood there while the black men fondled her. Two of them fondled
her breasts and two others played with her firm butt. One watched the street as
one of the black men unzipped her sundress and slipped the straps off of her
shoulders. Her dress fell to her ankles. Please! Don't hurt me. The man with the
knife walked upto her. Not saying a word. Cut the right strap of her bra. With
the other black men laughing he cut the left strap. Starring into her eyes he
ran the knife across the tops of her breasts. Then suddenly cut her bra in half.
Kelly's bra fell to the ground. Exposing her firm white breasts to the old black
bums. They all got quiet. Starring at the young white girl. The black man put
the knife up. Then with two hands grabbed her pantys and ripped them from her
petite teenage body. Kelly felt herself getting wet. Even though she was
terrified. Here she was a virgin about to be raped by six old black men in an
alley downtown. She didn't even know if they would kill her or not.
Kelly just watched as the man in front of her dropped his pants and undershorts.
He was black as midnight. His cock was hard pointing towards her. It was smaller
than Mr.Turner's. But, Kelly didn't see how it would fit into her. Kelly shaked
like a leaf and tears started to run down her face. The black man's cock pressed
against her belly as he stepped closer. He shoved her down onto a blanket. He
knelt down and pushed her legs apart. She was to scared to fight back. She
looked to the side as he mounted her. She noticed that the other men's dicks
were larger and fatter. He whispered to her I'm the nice one. The others would
just ram it inside you. He rubbed his black cock up and down her blonde pussy 4
or 5 times to slicken her up. He then pushed forward. Without sucess. Then
another, and another. Your one tight chick. One more huge shove forward and
Kelly felt his cockhead push inside her. Then another push and he was touching
her hyman. He pulled back. Then with a smile gave a quick shove forward. Kelly
screamed out in pain as his black dick ripped through her hyman.
The black man took pleasure at the painful look on her face. Your just a spoiled
white brat. As he slammed all 8 inches of his cock into her. Blood ran down her
butt. He squeezed her white tits so hard she thought that they would pop. She
felt his hairy black balls slamming against her white butt. The other black bums
were urging him to hurry. They wanted their turn. The pain subsided after a
couple minutes or so and Kelly was starting to enjoy the fucking she was
getting. She wrapped her legs across the backs of his. Kelly let out moans of
delight as the black man pounded his cock into her white pussy. She was about to
climax when she felt the man cum inside her. With one more lunge forward. He
pulled out of her. Who's next. She's a fine piece.
The next black hobo ordered her to her hands and knees. Like a dog you know.
After penetrating the young white girl from behind another got infront to force
her to suck him. She learned quick how to suck. Kelly first thought it was gross
to have a man's dick inside her mouth. After a couple minutes she even started
enjoying cocksucking. The man behind her fucked her as hard and fast as he
could. Making her buns and tits bounce around. She felt herself building to a
climax again. This time she squeeled in delight as she climaxed and felt the
black man cum inside her pussy. The old black man in front was cumming into her
mouth as the man behind pulled his black cock out and squirted a couple times
across her butt. The two black men quickly stepped away from the petite white
girl. When another layed beside her and directed her on top of him.
Kelly sat on his 12 inch black snake. She let out a gasp in dispair as the last
4 inches went inside her. It was uncomfortable as he fucked her. But, after a
moment it felt good being stretched this far. She figured he must have the
biggest dick in the world. To her surprise one of remaining black men knelt
behind her. He pushed her forward. He guided his 10inch black cock to her white
butt. He gave a hard continued push. Kelly screamed and tears appeared again as
she felt like she was being ripped in half. Without hesitation the black men
fucked her hard and unmerciful. One in her white ass and the other in her blonde
pussy. Even though it hurt after a few minutes of being double fucked. Kelly
yelled out in another orgasm. As the black man inside her butt squirted streams
and streams of cum inside her. Then the last black man traded places with the
man that was buttfucking her.
As he started buttfucking the teenage white girl. He yelled out. Hey! we're a
oreo cookie. Kelly was getting exhausted and was going limp. It felt like she
would pass out. Then she orgasmed again. After she came off of her third orgasm,
the man pumped her white ass full of his black seed. He quickly withdrew from
her as the man under her. Rolled over on top of her. He went to fucking his
black 12 inch pole in and out of her as fast as he could. He sucked on her white
breast. When he started cumming inside her he bit down. Kelly let out a yelp.
This didn't stop her from climaxing again, for the fourth time. The man stood
up. She was exhausted and just layed there. To her amazement they were still
standing around naked. We want you to meet Bubba.
Kelly was amazed when she saw Bubba. He was about 50yrs.old 6ft.6in. tall
220pds. His cock must be around 14 inches long. As he mounted Kelly's little
white body. He told her that he was going to fuck her brains out. It looked like
a black monster mounting a little white doll. He entered her slowly. Even though
she had been reamed out several times. It was slow going for him to get his
black cock into her. After getting 10 inches inside her white pussy. He started
fucking her hard. After a few minutes his huge black balls were smacking against
her white butt cheeks. Kelly orgasmed first. Then she felt him shoot a couple of
squirts of cum inside her pussy. He pulled his huge black cock out of her and
finished cumming all over her flat white belly. After he stepped back. She was
surrounded by the other six black men. They jirked theirselves off all over her.
She was drenched in cum. Her hair and face was covered with cum. Her white
breasts, belly, pubic hair, pussy, and butt was also was covered with cum. She
thought to herself I can't move. She figured that she was about to pass out with
exhaustion.
Kelly just layed there naked and covered with cum. The black men were dressed.
When she saw reflections of flashing lights. The black men had went to the
entrance of the alley. Kelly heard them talking to what seemed like police
officers. She slowly got up and peeked around the corner. It was the police. She
grabbed her sundress. As she walked out the otherside of the alley she slipped
on the dress. Her shoes had fallen off during all the fucking. Her breasts,
pussy, and butt ached from the pounding and stretching. She was drenched in cum
which was starting to dry on her now. No place to clean up. Oops. Excuse me. She
bumped into a lady. Are you ok. Yeh! Sure. Kelly walked three block as everyone
starred at her. Since she was such a mess. People kept asking if she was ok. She
got home on the bus. She threw her sundress in the washer, showered. Redressed
and fell a
sleep on the coach.
--I like to lick the shitty bits off Cmdr Tacos crusty ass
What's the best geek-watch out there, setting the price ceiling at, say, $300? I've been looking for a new watch, and I want something with compelling features. Since my last watch died I've been using my Palm IIIxe mainly as a portable timepiece.
just have something like Casio's databank watches with an added IR link.
I know the sentiment has been echoed here before, but I own CASIO's PC-Unite, which syncs with the PC via an infrared connection. Since it does not have a keypad, it's [almost] utterly useless for entering stuff on the fly.
Are the marketing people at CASIO and Fossil so dense that they do not see the need for a databank/PDA type of watch with an IR link AND a keypad???
It seems that the unit itself is not running PalmOS or Windows CE, you can just transfer data from a PDA to it. And the 190K of RAM are miniscule. IIRC, Microsoft promoted such a gadget a few years ago. It even didn't need infrared data transfer, you could use your PC monitor.
(BTW, the browser check on the Fossil web site fails for me. Sigh.)
This is kinda off-topic, but has anybody mannaged to run Linux on the Timex Datalink?
An Ericsson T39 mobile phone, a Ericsson HBH-15 cordless handsfree, and a TDK blue5 bluetooth enabler for my Palm VX.
All of the devices are bluetooth enabled. I'll carry my phone in my backpack, or wherever, make my calls using voicedial on my bluetooth cordless handsfree that fits on my ear. I will also be able to surf the net, wap, pop, imap using my palm and the TDK Blue5 card and my phone which has GPRS support. My phone company Tele2 Sweden allows me to use GPRS as much as I want until may next year.
I believe that we will have seperate devices for a long time to come, they will all communicate using bluetooth. Cut the cords, don't mold it all together.
http://www.sonyericssonmobile.com/T39/
http://www.sonyericssonmobile.com/se/spg.jsp?pag e= start&Redir=template%3DPS1%26B%3Die%26PID%3D9870%2 6LM%3DPSM_V
http://www.tdksys.com/blue5/index.html
http://www.ericsson.com/3g/how/gprs.shtml
Mac OS: gravy...
"Besides, what I really want is a combo phone/mp3 player/PDA watch, dammit!"
With all of the radioactive interference fromt aht kind of device might as well build in a mini microwave.
Non impediti ratione cogitationus.
However, it is quite chunky. This could be obviated by the use of an OLED display once they are cheap enough to use. These use less power, and will be usable in the dark.
A flip-up screen cover could reveal a touch-sensitive screen area, ideal for simple apps like a calculator or simple game. The format of this device means that more advanced applications are not feasible.
What would be sensible would be for this device to become part of a cell-phone. The display is the same size, the cell-phone has a bigger battery and faster CPU, and more memory as well. The device could sync your cell-phone data with your PDA/Desktop. The cellphone will have an IR link built-into it, or bluetooth next year.
In fact, this could be a good thing for "low-end" cell-phones (i.e., not PocketPC/Symbian ones) to incorporate into them. It would give them a market differentiation for not much cost. And leave your wrist free for teling the time. And a cell phone has buttons and all that on it, making applications much more accessible.
I do, and I use it all the time! 2 TimeZones, 4 Alarms, Appointments, Anniversary's, lists, Phone Numbers, Watch Applications. Its great. And I dont look like a total moron for having things strapped to my belt!!!
I carry my pda in my bag with me and it contains almost all the data my timex datalink has but when I am out I dont need anything but my watch.
I Love IT
As I look down at my left wrist, I see a large onHand PC looking back at me. 2 MB of memory, all kinds of PIM goodies and games, and it syncs up with my PC. Battery life is better than what is promised for the Fossil. My wife bought it for me two years ago. It's the US version of the Japanese Ruputer, which is almost four years old. So tell me again how this 8-bit wonder from Fossil can possibly be considered "News?"
Prior to the onHand, I wore a Casio Databank. I like the little keys and the availability of the instant calculator. It makes short work of the usual arguments around the restaurant table.
My ideal watch would combine the ease of calculator input and battery life of the Casio with the Calendar/Phonebook/Notepad features of the onHand. While I'm dreaming, I'd like a built-in cell phone and a date with Sarah Alexander...
Truth is stranger than fiction: According to the CIA World Factbook, the Taliban flag is plain white.
I already carry a PDA with me every time... maybe this watch comes handy when i go at the sea... just imagine.. you're 20 meters under
the sea level and can still use your address book and be remembered about your deadlines . Now i just
need a phone capable of underwater operations.
does anyone know of a portable cd player that reads mp3,cdda, and vorbis? I have a music superman mp-2000, which does cdda and mp3, but I'm looking for something that will do vorbis as well... If possible, also looking for high capacity disc capability as well.
"You think that's air you're breathing now?"
There's nothing wrong with Fossil if you're looking for a cheap watch, and there's also nothing wrong with a Volkswagen if you're looking for a cheap car. That doesn't mean that as someone interested in cars, you don't want to see a Ferrari or Lamborghini now and then.
when i bought my 5th fossil watch and it too broke within 3 months like all the other ones, they suck...
If you are gonna buy a watch, go with a better brand or just do like i do... either have so many gadgets that have the time on them i dont need a watch, or ask someone.
everyone asks me how i can get along without a watch, and i just tell them to look around there is always something telling you the time within 100 feet of where you are
moo.