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  1. Re:Napping on Interrupted Sleep Might Be the Best Kind · · Score: -1

    I think this is what you meant to type:

    "Call it a self discovery, but I found fapping after I get home from work for two hours is life changing. It clear sthe mind from stress and when you finish, you feel like the work day happened just 12 hours ago. Feeling mentally and physically detached from the office has been extremely beneficial to me. But then again, I suppose it's because I do work about 50 to 55 hours a week."

  2. Re:Slash "Doting" it for my sister on Reading Slashdot From Strange Locations · · Score: -1

    That's funny. I once had your sister read slashdot to me while we were in bed.

  3. I got it last night on World's Fastest Internet Transfer Rate? · · Score: -1

    Your mom was watching from the bed. She still wasn't able to get up.

  4. Re:Radio in Boston on Hackers on Linux's Exciting Desktop Future · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Hello there!

    This is the first comment I have posted with this account in a long time. How are you, fine sir?

    Get it in you!
    --pk

  5. Beowulf on Ask Donald Becker · · Score: 0

    I am taking a few English courses. And because of you any Google search relating to Beowulf is all fucked up. Fuck you, you dirty GNU/Hippy.

  6. And a first post for me! on Slashback: Dilemma, Privacy, Chess · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Get it in you!

    Fuckers!

  7. First Post on Roxio Clarifies Mac Toast EULA · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Get it in you!

    Karma burn!

    Slashdot is dying!

  8. Moderate this all the way up please on GM's Billion-Dollar Fuel-Cell Bet · · Score: -1, Troll

    Slashdot is officially fux0r3d. They have removed the bitchslap. -1 is a wasteland. I am badly in need of positive mods to reverse this trend. -1 was sort of an agreement. We had our own little place down there. And taco left us alone, until now. I was one of the first to get bitchslapped. And now it is gone. I can post at +1. So. Do what you know is right and mod me the fuck up! Show Taco what a fucking arse lover he truly is!

    Get it in you!

    Slashdot is dying!

  9. This is a test of the pr0n comment compression on QuickTime 6 Is Out · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I am like a geologist, exploring steadily around slashdot's new posting rules. That or I'm too much of a lazy fuck to read the sourcecode!

    Get it in you!

  10. First Post on QuickTime 6 Is Out · · Score: -1, Troll

    Get it in ya!

    Enjoy my work while you still can! Slashdot is dying!

  11. This is a test of the pr0n comment compression on The Mod Squad · · Score: -1

    filter.

    Enjoy!

  12. Get it in you! on Interview with Ian Jackson · · Score: -1

    Congrats on your very fine fp! I do however have to ask that you site me as the source whenever you use the phrase (or any derivative of) 'Get it in you!'

    Thank you for your time.

  13. Consider this to be another test on China: the New Global High-Tech Power · · Score: -1

    Of the emergency comment porn compression algorithm. I really don't care at this point if I can post more than twice a day or not. CmdrTaco implemented the twice daily posting rule because he was insanely jealous of numerous First Post Hat Tricks. I am teh b3st.

    Get it in you!

  14. Just testing on China: the New Global High-Tech Power · · Score: -1

    Consider this to be a test. Nothing to see here, please move along. Thank you for your consideration and your time in this most important matter.

    Talk to you soon.

    I love you,

    Pr0n K1ng

  15. Gnome Can Lick My Fucking Testicles on Are You A Friend of Gnome? · · Score: -1

    KDE all the way, fuckers!

    Get it in you!

  16. First Post Of Goodness on Hinrich Eilts, Author of ipxtund, Where are You? · · Score: -1

    Get it in you!

  17. First Post on Isn't it Time for Metric Time? · · Score: -1

    Hat Trick!

    Get it in you!

  18. A story about a boy and his dog! on Slashback: Armed, Cracked, Cables · · Score: -1

    (11:41:09) Nick: did I tell you about the dog shitting in my room the other day?
    (11:50:02) mjl: no
    (11:50:04) mjl: do go on
    (11:52:36) Nick: Well
    (11:53:08) Nick: I came home to find the dog had shit in my room. but the funny bit is where he shat
    (11:53:27) Nick: all of the shit ws on one cd that was on the floor
    (11:53:45) Nick: nice little pile, none spilled on the carpet
    (11:53:50) Nick: the CD was
    (11:54:00) Nick: Corel Open Linux

    First Post!

    Get it in you!

  19. It's 4:05 on Do You Have The Time? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Time of the FIRST POST!

    Get it in you!

  20. Vampires, retard on Anonymous Will Award $200,000 for Xbox Linux · · Score: -1

    nt

  21. Fuck you! on SOHO Captures Solar Eruption · · Score: -1

    Get it in you!

    I got the first p!ost

  22. First Post on Webtrends - Reporting Site Usage and Other Stats? · · Score: -1

    Get it in you!

  23. Re:Get it in you! on Gamespy Installer Spreads Nimda · · Score: -1

    I was frist psoting while you were still sucking at your fathers teat.

  24. Get it in you! on Gamespy Installer Spreads Nimda · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    First Post!

    If everyone would run Linux this wouldn't be a problem!

  25. First post in the wild! on Apache Worm in the Wild · · Score: -1

    Get it in you!

    Suck it up, bitches!