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NiP Wins Counter-Strike CPL

raskolnik writes: "Ninjas in Pyjamas beat out Xtreme3 in a *very* close series of matches to win the $50,000 purse at the CPL today. Coverage is on ShackES and Domain of Games. Congrats to both clans!" $50,000 isn't quite a NASCAR purse, but nothing to sneeze at. When will this be on ESPN?

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  1. This FP brought to you by the PLO by Fecal+Troll+Matter · · Score: -1

    Death to Israel.
    Zionism is Racism.

    1. Re:This FP brought to you by the PLO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      fuckin' jew hater. i bet you're a negro.

    2. Re:This FP brought to you by the PLO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      I don't think so. I bet he's an irish.

    3. Re:This FP brought to you by the PLO by Retarded_One · · Score: -1

      He is obviously a filthy palestinean. You can tell from the nasty smell.

  2. tomorrow? by medicthree · · Score: -1

    tomorrow is the day, i guess.

  3. or the next day? by medicthree · · Score: -1

    maybe the day after.

  4. What you you do with 50 grand? by Fecal+Troll+Matter · · Score: -1

    I'd eat it.

    1. Re:What you you do with 50 grand? by PhuCknuT · · Score: 1

      You don't want to eat 50 grand, 100 Grand is much better.

    2. Re:What you you do with 50 grand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuck you

      you are extremely stupid

      that is MONEY!!!

      only dumbfuck eat money.

  5. Perhaps When it stops being to bloody for TV? by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: -1, Troll

    Though at least unlike nascar real people aren't dieing. Nascar made more money on Dale Earnhart's death than they did his entire life.

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  6. About the same time.... by Bob_Robertson · · Score: 1

    ...that Sumo is broadcast on ESPN, live.

    "Sport" is in the mind of the beholder. or It's all subjective anyway. Or something anyway.

    The South Koreans have been "playing computer games" for money for years.

    Bob-

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    1. Re:About the same time.... by hooded1 · · Score: 2

      yo they do broadcast Sumo on ESPN2. I was flippin through the channels and was pretty surprsied to see it

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    2. Re:About the same time.... by BakaMark · · Score: 1
      The South Koreans have been "playing computer games" for money for years.

      Resulting in gangs visiting people in Internet Cafes to beat them up. Only because a member of the gang was beaten in an online game.

    3. Re:About the same time.... by irony+nazi · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Multiplayer FPS video games would make great spectator events. There are many funny things that happen that could be replayed from the first-person perspective or from a floating third person perspective.

      I'm thinking tribes... 2-3 people crossing the field to assault the NME base and they skirmish with a group of defenders. Very interesting indeed!!

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    4. Re:About the same time.... by Debillitatus · · Score: 1
      ...that Sumo is broadcast on ESPN, live.

      Well, Sumo is broadcast on ESPN now. I don't know whether or not it's live, but if it were live, it would be in the middle of the night, which is when ESPN broadcats Sumo. So who knows?

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    5. Re:About the same time.... by Retarded_One · · Score: -1

      Like afghanistan? Not good TV. Clan Taliban blows ass. All the good clans are white. Arab clans suck ass, they NEVER get the flag, although they are good at setting the bomb.

    6. Re:About the same time.... by mancxvi · · Score: 1

      And how is that different from soccer riots? People fighting physically over a game doesn't demonize the sport.

    7. Re:About the same time.... by BakaMark · · Score: 1
      The activity of beating people up because they are better than someone else at something is nothing really new. Soccer riots are usually between the fans, and don't involve the players (most of the time). The players are sometimes told to "not get excited" by sucessfully/unsucessfully pulling off "anything" on the field, because it will result in fighting in the stadium afterwards between the fans of the two teams.

      This does not mean that players don't get caught up in activities that involve people being "professionally" killed afterwards. There was a case of one goal keeper being "eliminated" after accidentally scoring a goal for the other side in a soccer match.

      In the Korean on-line case, people have been bashed and killed due to the results of the on-line game. The people who run the game servers had to implement security measures such as fingerprint locks and regular auditing to prevent their own personnel from accessing the game servers and altering the game after accepting bribes from players.

      In both the soccer match and on-line games above, there was always prestiege at stake more than anything else. There was probably money at stake as well (although it is not as possible in the case of the on-line game).

      In a "game" such as that described in the original story posted, there is the potential gambling to take place.

    8. Re:About the same time.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Controlling an NPC to show the best camera angle should be part of it. Seeing the eyes through the of the players is nice and all but especially without peripheral vision it's all a bit hard to follow.

    9. Re:About the same time.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, but I would like to make one correction. Counter-strike is not a sport.

    10. Re:About the same time.... by dead+sun · · Score: 1
      No, it'll happen when people care. I have a friend who worked for Diamond Underground's little online broadcast, announcing games, and while it was a pretty interesting concept, about the only people who would show up to watch were either those waiting for their match to start (and be announced by another announcer, or him as the case may be) or clans who were going to be playing against one of the clans currently playing in the broadcast game.

      The thing was witty, interesting, and fast, as these were good players and my friend had no shortage of snide comments to make about peoples' choices of weapons, etc. There just wasn't any real interest, so the thing got canned.

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    11. Re:About the same time.... by dman123 · · Score: 1
      Sumo will never be broadcast live on American TV. (now watch me eat my words) The pace is w a y... t o o... s l o w for that. The ESPN broadcasts cut out all the non-fighting. I think they get a whole 15 day tournament into 1 hour (with commercials). Not that I've tried translating any of the announcer-commenting between the actual matches, but just imagine something even less exciting than Pat Summerall trying to think of a story about a NL pitcher with a 0.097 batting average while he's "scratching himself" after taking four or five trips out of the batter's box because he's so nervous that he's 0-2 on pitches from The Big Unit.

      Sure, there are die-hard sumo fans, but a lot of people just can't handle the downtime. [putting on flame-resistant suit] Looking at the spectators, one wonders if the average sumo fan in Japan is anything less than 50.

      NHK is not known for its flashy sports broadcasting or special effects. Now if FOX ever got license to carry the tournaments...

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    12. Re:About the same time.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but Team Fortress Classic is. :P

    13. Re:About the same time.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Half-life, and it's mods (including Counter-strike), has a feature called HLTV, which allows an HLTV server to connect to a match and rebroadcast the match to a number of other spectators (and/or more HLTV servers).

      When you connect to an HLTV server, you have a number of options, including an overhead map view that shows representations of every player's location, first and third person chase cams, and free-roaming mode. While in first/third/roaming mode you can have the map as an inset, or you can have first/third/roaming mode as an inset on the map screen.

      As a bonus, all of these options are available from a demo recorded off of the HLTV server, as well, which has been put into use extensively for dealing with cheating allegations, at least in TFC (another HL mod) leagues, and removes a lot of the burden of forcing individuals to record demos for such purposes (as long as the HLTV server stays connected and continues recording).

      A combination of spectators connected to an HLTV server could be ideal for broadcasting, though it may take some time before enough people are competant in spectating matches to broadcast larger games (like TFC, which utilizes 16-20 players (8-10 per team) rather than CS' usual 10 players (5 per team)). There's nothing quite like watching the start of a TFC match on one of the more open maps, though, floating over the center of the map to watch each team's offense come flying out after the enemy's flag.

    14. Re:About the same time.... by Debillitatus · · Score: 1

      Hell, if people will watch NASCAR, they'll watch damn near anything...

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  7. Microsoft runs BSD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    And the uptime shows no signs of crashing...
    http://uptime.netcraft.com/up/graph?site=tide01.mi crosoft.com

    1. Re:Microsoft runs BSD! by norculf · · Score: 1

      Even at Microsoft, they believe in using the best tool for the job. Get over it.

  8. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll
    NiP Wins Counter-Strike CPL

    What? WTF is NiP? WTF is CPL?

    I don't know about any of you, but this story is the most pointless one I've seen in days. I'm going to go do something else.. someone yell if anything that doesn't suck happens. Or, if she's a good-looking blonde, yell if something does suck.. ;)

    1. Re:Huh? by NetNinja · · Score: 0

      Yes I would also like to know what is CPL?

    2. Re:Huh? by Daemosthenes · · Score: 1

      Quick note,

      CPL = Cyberathlete Professional League

      NiP=Ninjas in Pyjamas, a counterstrike clan (i.e. a group of players banded together into a team)

    3. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HA! labelled a "troll" because you don't (know / waste time on) a silly computer game. thats real lame, fellas.

    4. Re:Huh? by keflex · · Score: 1

      Nope, rated "troll" because he made a stupid remark, not because he didn't know. Idiot.

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    5. Re:Huh? by Shadowcaster · · Score: 1

      Fuck. I wish I hadn't posted that anon now. It figures that when I troll on purpose (and post anon) it gets a +1 in the end. *sigh*

    6. Re:Huh? by Shadowcaster · · Score: 1
      Ok then smart guy. Explain to us all, in your infinite wisdom, why my anon post there got one strike against, and two for?

      Perhaps it's something that needed to be said? Nah, more likely it echoed the feelings of those particular moderators. ;P

    7. Re:Huh? by keflex · · Score: 1

      We all know the moderators here are idiots too. That's why SlashDot had to implement "meta-moderating" =P.

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  9. NiP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They must have won extra points for the name.

  10. WHY THE FUCK DONT I GET STORIES POSTED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic



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    1. Re:WHY THE FUCK DONT I GET STORIES POSTED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic



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    2. Re:WHY THE FUCK DONT I GET STORIES POSTED by Grelli · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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      Pfft. I can't believe I gave you a hit, and maybe have actually help you reproduce!

      I officially renounce my traffic on your site! It doesn't count. So subtract 1 from your stats.

    3. Re:WHY THE FUCK DONT I GET STORIES POSTED by Fecal+Troll+Matter · · Score: -1

      That's totally your site, dude. I can't believe I gave you a hit either. That chick is bangable only if there were a plastic bag over her head, so she'd die for making anyone try to get 111 million hits just to fuck her nasty disfigured cunt.

    4. Re:WHY THE FUCK DONT I GET STORIES POSTED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      it's not my website. if it was my site i would have posted this on slashdot IN JUNE WHEN THE SITE FIRST LAUNCHED

    5. Re:WHY THE FUCK DONT I GET STORIES POSTED by Random+Guy · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      maybe if you could spell, the editors would consider posting your story...

    6. Re:WHY THE FUCK DONT I GET STORIES POSTED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      fuckin' jew hater. i bet you're a negro. am i right?

    7. Re:WHY THE FUCK DONT I GET STORIES POSTED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aye laddy.

    8. Re:WHY THE FUCK DONT I GET STORIES POSTED by ubugly2 · · Score: 1

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  11. ESPN? by Quasar1999 · · Score: 2, Funny

    When will this be on ESPN?
    As soon as there are judges, and those judges can be bribed... and there's a special on the judges being bribed on abc, nbc, cbs, and any other major network... then and only then will it be a sport good enough for ESPN to carry it...

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  12. There's money in games? by zaius · · Score: 3, Funny
    I always figured the best way to make a sucessful living would be to go into baseball, law, or medicine.

    Screw that, I'm going to go buy a copy of half-life...

    1. Re:There's money in games? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's been _some_ money in gaming for the last several years, ever since an iD guy's red Ferrarri went up for grabs. There are prize tournaments every so often, usually in the $10,000 - 50,000 range, but you have to be very very very very good, and you're extremely unlikely to win any given tournament twice.

    2. Re:There's money in games? by Bobo+the+Space+Chimp · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, I recall fifteen years ago the prediction in some gaming magazine that the next year would see the rise of the professional video game player, and this was directed at arcade game players.

      Still waiting...

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  13. excellent round by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    I have to give it to X3...They won some close OT games, and came back from the losers bracket to almost win this thing. In fact, they were a mere second or two from forcing this game into overtime when the man they had defusing the bomb got killed. The only game that was possibly better than the championship game was possibly WEW's crazy comeback.

    That said, I don't think that computer games are going to be on ESPN anytime soon, although it's interesting to note that the championships of online games do tend to nearly always be very close and the best games of the tourney. You can always expect a very good championship game, and it's round-like nature makes for some very suspenseful moments during the match. Hats off to both teams.

    Mike

    1. Re:excellent round by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously, you didnt read ANY of the writeups.

      X3 did not come back from the losers bracket to face NiP. And yes, this event has already been covered by ESPN (not sure when it airs)

      www.shackes.com has plenty of writeups of the happenings, along with pictures (and even a picture of ESPN interviewing frank)

    2. Re:excellent round by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you talking about? Of course X3 came back from the losers bracket to face NiP. That is why they played 3 games against each other. Go to domainofgames to see the entire match history. We did coverage on every game and have all the demos. Or read our post about NiP winning. It makes it very obvious they came back from the loser's bracket :)

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  14. But the important question is... by jawad · · Score: 0, Troll

    The important question was, do these ninjas eat pancakes? I have no respect for any ninja that does not eat pancakes, for pancakes are the staple of the proper ninja diet. The rest of us will have to suffice with hot grits (down our pants, no less).

    1. Re:But the important question is... by uninerd · · Score: -1

      Why don't you use your mad PDI skillz to build a contraption to inject hot grits into pants at high velocity?

  15. CS on ESPN by mjed · · Score: 1

    ESPN2 broadcasted a Magic the Gathering Tournament a while back. CS is more of a sport than that. But what exactly is a sport these days?

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    1. Re:CS on ESPN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is a sport? Well, I think the ass end of what a sport is would probably be Curling. What's up with that game?

    2. Re:CS on ESPN by CaseyB · · Score: 1
      Curling is bowling on ice. You Americans call THAT a sport.

      I think curling is still a step up from race-walking.

    3. Re:CS on ESPN by Some+Dumbass... · · Score: 1

      Curling is bowling on ice. You Americans call THAT a sport.

      Very few of us do that. (Oh, so that's what "curling" is!)

      As a side note, we don't call bowling a sport either. Bowling is what you do when your options are 1) drinking beer and 2) bowling and drinking beer.

    4. Re:CS on ESPN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      huh? im in austria, can i get ESPN or ESPN2 here? i was in australia for a while, over there i could et it through cable TV...

    5. Re:CS on ESPN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More frightening than that, ESPN2 actually signed a contract to broadcast an entire season's worth of Magic: The Gathering tournaments, 8 in total IIRC.

      *sigh*

      I should have learned to play cards better, then I could be a TV star...

    6. Re:CS on ESPN by Bobo+the+Space+Chimp · · Score: 1

      I don't know, some of the original Quake (I) ctf matches would have been much more rivetting than a card game.

      "We now go back to Blue's flag area, where a quadded 8x has just cleared the base and stolen the flag...."

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  17. Someone has tried it already. by AltGrendel · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I forget who, but some cable channel tried televising this sort of thing. Turned out to be very boring. All they did was setup a couple of cameras to show the contestants. They should have tapped into the video out. THEN it COULD have been interesting.

    But they won't think of that, will they.

    Yea, right.

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    1. Re:Someone has tried it already. by zaius · · Score: 2

      The only things they could show with the video out would be the player's perspectives. It would be more interesting if they could show it like we would watch football or baseball--from a distant third person, all-seing perspective.

    2. Re:Someone has tried it already. by crisco · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Half-Life's engine does this now, they have assorted spectator modes that allow first person, third person following, free flying mode and a map overview mode with little icons for each player. Valve software has also set up spectator mode proxy software that allows lots of people to watch a feed.(But you might already know that and be talking about something else).

      The real trick would be taking multiple streams of this and editing it in with some good commentary. Think NFL style, with the replays, different camera angles, etc. You could probably do it on a low budget, just taking the time to make it flow and make it slightly interesting to someone that might be a gamer but not real familiar with CS. But you can't oversimplify, you alienate your core audience of hardcore gamers.

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    3. Re:Someone has tried it already. by Vess+V. · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That wouldn't be that hard... just let several "camerapeople" in as observers, and tap their video-outs. And you can have one at CT base, one at T base, a couple at the most strategic spots on the map and a couple following the action, and continually alternate the view among all of them, including the players when appropriate.

    4. Re:Someone has tried it already. by British · · Score: 2

      The Sci Fi channel had some show based on some game with racing spaceships, in BattleTech style hardware.

      You eventualy got the most BORING show with THE nerdiest contestants ever.

    5. Re:Someone has tried it already. by Rura+Penthe · · Score: 2

      It's called HLTV and it is in use by quite a few CS servers out there already. You log into the HLTV server and you watch from a bunch of different angles as a spectator and you can get overhead view maps that show where everyone is and how they're moving, etc. That + a static movement behind every living player movement choice would make it the most interesting.

    6. Re:Someone has tried it already. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real trick would be taking multiple streams of this and editing it in with some good commentary.

      Here is an article by some people that have already done that.

    7. Re:Someone has tried it already. by jrockway · · Score: 1

      Whoa. What would stop me from setting up two boxen, watching a CS game on one, and playing in the same game on the other. Talk about an advantage!

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    8. Re:Someone has tried it already. by Kefabi · · Score: 4, Informative

      The real trick would be taking multiple streams of this and editing it in with some good commentary. Think NFL style, with the replays, different camera angles, etc. You could probably do it on a low budget, just taking the time to make it flow and make it slightly interesting to someone that might be a gamer but not real familiar with CS. But you can't oversimplify, you alienate your core audience of hardcore gamers.


      Why do you think StarCraft has been so popular in Korea for so long?

      You don't just watch a game of StarCraft, you watch a whole program. Filmed in advance and edited.

      You got the contestent stats (Win-Lose streaks), and "announcers" who can observe the whole map and comment on strategies, see possible problems for a player, and perhaps even explain of why a player is doing something.

      StarCraft becomes a lot more fun to watch when you have a close battle between two players, and the anouncer points out that one of the players has something up their sleeve that the other player doesn't know. If the second player can survive whatever surprise attack is coming and win the match, it's even more fun. Many times they'll do that whole Picture-in-Picture thing and show the players face so the audience can see his/her reaction when a surprise attack comes. Hell, some of my friends laugh when I talk about StarCraft announcers "writing" on the screen to explain strategies much the same way football and basketball announcers "write" on the screen to explain plays.

      The same amount of work is put into a show about Diablo II or Lineage or whatever other game that is being televised in Korea.

      If you can explain to people watching a Counter-Strike game on TV that this is NOT a mass of people running together and randomly shooting each other, if you can explain that there IS strategy on both sides, and show exactly HOW the players are working together to win, it becomes more fun than just watching virtual people shoot each other.

      Ideally, you'd have announcers who have a clue about the game with access to a map of the entire level be able to explain to the casual person why one team one and the other lost. When someone puts that much effort into televising one of these gaming sessions, you'll see that persons won't be bored and will actually enjoy watching.

    9. Re:Someone has tried it already. by staticdragon · · Score: 1

      HLTV generally has a built in 3 minute delay to prevnt just that :P

    10. Re:Someone has tried it already. by Sabalon · · Score: 2

      People have been doing this kinda thing for a while. I know in ChaosDM for Quake2 people would connect and follow their character, but have the chase cam facing them so they could always see behind them.

      Hmmm...perhaps I should setup another machine at home at night. The students at the help desk would really get an ass-whopping then :)

    11. Re:Someone has tried it already. by jrockway · · Score: 1

      That's really smart. And I wouldn't have thought of it :(

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    12. Re:Someone has tried it already. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is few seconds lag between what you see on the spectator proxy and the actual game, I believe it's something like 8 to 10 seconds at times.

    13. Re:Someone has tried it already. by Sabalon · · Score: 1

      Yup...but not on the spectator modes built into the games, which is what I was talking about. Then again, I have enough trouble seeing whats going on with one monitor...two would be instant death!

  18. ESPN by MisterBlister · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It'll be on ESPN approximately...never.

    There's a ton of issues with online gaming that will relegate it to niche status at best for the foreseeable future.

    One of the biggest issues is that the game of choice changes too often due to progressing technology -- compare this to baseball (or even newer sports) where the rules and gameplay remain relatively the same..In the gaming world, the game of choice changes about once every year, or two years at the most. This causes a few problems, one is that it is very confusing to spectators who don't play these games themselves and two is that it limits the options for having 'star players' ala basketball, etc.. Today's top CS players aren't likely to be the top players of tomorrow's game-of-choice. Very few 'pro level' game players dominate in more than one game, as the short history of this activity has shown.

    Secondly, gaming just doesn't have much potential as a mainstream spectator sport. Sure, people that play these games all the time might appreciate the skill involved in winning the top gaming tournaments, but to people who don't play these games, they have no basis for understanding this skill. In traditional sports they can still be impressed by the human factors involved -- eg. "wow that guy jumps real high", or "wow that guy runs real fast". When it comes to gaming, there's no context for them to make any relationship like that unless they game quite a lot themselves, thus the spectator potential is very limited.

    1. Re:ESPN by Samrobb · · Score: 2
      Secondly, gaming just doesn't have much potential as a mainstream spectator sport.

      If all you do is hook up a video feed from a random Q3 deathmatch, well, yah, you're absolutely right.

      When something like this becomes popular (and I think it will, eventually), it will be because someone realizes that these type of competitions aren't "games&quot - they're an opportunity for some really interesting, interactive, ongoing entertainment that's less like a football game and more like a series of made-for-tv fantasy movies.

      Just thinking in terms of CTF: you could have level designers cranking out all-new CTF levels (huge ones, too!) each week. Use different themes - say, ancient-Aztec-jungle motif week1, hard-boiled-detective genre week2, etc. Put NPCs in the game, and make them real NPCs - hire bush-league gamer/actors to play the role of the mad scientist who betrays the team, the lone good cop who assists them, etc. Give the players goals other than "frag the most poeple" - for example, there might be a scenario where there are a slew of NPCs attending an event in a museum, and the players are secret agents trying to find an assassin out to kill one of the NPCs.

      Now that you're got the elements of great stories, record every player's (and NPC's) display, and a few key non-player viewpoints... that's what the director is for. When you're done, edit and package - heck; you can do whatever you want to the "footage" - maybe part of what you "capture" is just wireframe, and the finished product looks 10x better than what they players saw when they were "there", because you throw some really expensive hardware at rendering to make it look "real" in that otherworldly, unreal way... Hey, you could even have guest appearances (imagine a STNG based game where Picard was played, of course, by Patrick Stewart...).

      Voila, you have Star Trek meets Big Brother meets WWF. Hard to see how that could avoid becomming a hit.

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    2. Re:ESPN by Boiling_point_ · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Sure, people that play these games all the time might appreciate the skill involved in winning the top gaming tournaments, but to people who don't play these games, they have no basis for understanding this skill. In traditional sports they can still be impressed by the human factors involved -- eg. "wow that guy jumps real high", or "wow that guy runs real fast".
      There are plenty of sports with "specific" skills that aren't immediately apparent to the casual observer - think of batting techniques in Cricket, or the teamwork needed for many sports, especially football(s). Not knowing "how" someone is really good isn't always crucial to enjoying watching them play.

      For Counter-Strike, I believe the most accessible, enjoyable aspect is seeing the teams work coherently - this is a difficult thing to capture from a third-person perspective, so would require expert commentary to work well.

      There's nothing about online gaming per se that is non-teeveeable - that's why the term "spectator sport" was invented: to differentiate certain sports from other, boring-to-watch ones.

      Think for a moment about how the impact of television has affected the rules of many sports - different scoring systems, rounds timed to fit timeslots (eg. day/night Cricket was invented by the media) Granted, there are limitations with current games that will prevent them from getting airtime on Sundays, but that will change once someone designs a game both for players' and spectators' enjoyment from the ground up.
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    3. Re:ESPN by brandon · · Score: 1

      Sign me up for the tryouts for a nationally ranked CTF/Team Fortress league! I'll be more than happy to compete, especially if I can get one of those $10mil contracts for 5 years of game playing! Oh, the wonders of the future and what it holds for a high-tech way of life...

      :-)

    4. Re:ESPN by dangermouse · · Score: 2
      Umm... I distinctly remember seeing a Magic: The Gathering tournament on one of the ESPN stations (may have been ESPN2) a couple of years back.

      Never say never.

    5. Re:ESPN by tshak · · Score: 2

      In the gaming world, the game of choice changes about once every year, or two years at the most. This causes a few problems...

      Not really. CS has been going for 2.5 years and is most likely to continue strong for another year. Sure, I play more advanced games like Ghost Recon, and eventually Unreal 2 CTF, but nothing beats a good 'ol game of CS. Actually, at my old office we still played Doom via "Doom Legacy" - it was very fun. I would anticipate that if gaming competition was more mainstream that the dominant game would be a lot less volitile. As long as there where regular upgrades to keep it fresh (like Half-Life/CS), I don't forsee your concern to be a stumbling block for computer game competition.

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      There is no longer anything that can be done with computers that is nontrivial and clearly legal. -- Paul Phillips
    6. Re:ESPN by zeno_2 · · Score: 1

      Oh please, there are new gameshows every year (think, who wants to be a millionare, weakest link, the mole, survivor, temptation island, fear factor, and im sure im missing some) and people love the stuff. Im not saying they will like watching counterstrike, but the tv viewing population can adjust pretty quickly =).

      I think you are much closer on your second point, I could see this on something like tech tv before I would see it on espn. Tech tv already has an audience that probably has a computer, and a larger portion of them will have known something about the latest fad in 3d gaming. The only people I know that watch espn are the middle aged male members of the family, im sure if they could get it directly piped in their heads they would. I doubt they would really be too interested in watching a game of counterstrike.

    7. Re:ESPN by startled · · Score: 2

      "It'll be on ESPN approximately...never."

      I could attack the logic of your argument, and debate the fine points of tastes in sports, but I'll just take the easy way out: it's already been on ESPN. Bet you didn't expect your prediction to be false before you wrote it, eh?

    8. Re:ESPN by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 1
      top CS players aren't likely to be the top players of tomorrow's game-of-choice

      Turnover of participants doesn't mean there can't be an audience. After all, in college sports, the longest anyone can stick around is four years, but plenty of people watch that.
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    9. Re:ESPN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pro Gaming has already been covered on ESPN/2.

      Sorry Mr.Blister

    10. Re:ESPN by Kefabi · · Score: 1

      One of the biggest issues is that the game of choice changes too often due to progressing technology -- compare this to baseball (or even newer sports) where the rules and gameplay remain relatively the same..In the gaming world, the game of choice changes about once every year, or two years at the most.

      StarCraft: Still a top game in Korea. Released 1998. Almost going for 4 years now.

      Counter-Strike: I was playing this my senior year in High School, during 1999. Almost been 3 years now.

      It seems now that the lifetime of a game is a bit longer than it was previously. Also, franchises can get rabid fans in way less than the 1-2 years you talk about. Once a game type is picked up by people (FPS, RTS, RPG, whatever...) GOOD newer games that are released will be picked up even faster than before.

      Secondly, gaming just doesn't have much potential as a mainstream spectator sport.

      Just because you haven't seen video games become mainstream in the US doesn't mean it doesn't do so in other countries. Again, Korea is the best example of this, with a few people making livings by playing computer games, and many televised matches, and even a few channels devoted to computer gaming.

      In the US, gaming is just a ho-hum side entertainment thing for when you're bored. In other places, gaming is perfered sport. On par with football/basketball/baseball here. Not everyone thinks and acts and behaves like an American.

    11. Re:ESPN by lysurgon · · Score: 1

      Secondly, gaming just doesn't have much potential as a mainstream spectator sport.

      I think if you take a longer view on things, this might not be the case. Sure videogames are changing rapidly, but not as rapidly as they used to. The interface paradigm of the FPS is almost static, and the real advances are in nuances like physics, maps, and teamplay options.

      Give it 10 years, when 90% of the 18-30 year old male market will have at least spent a few hours with Doom (if not a few months with Quake Team Arena 7 - Tournament Edition), and you'll have an audience that can appriciate gaming as a sport. It's just a matter of cultural penetration.

      I think you'll see videogames becoming more and more dissimilar as they become more and more advances forms of entertainment. Some lending themselves more to high-energy televization, others lending themselves to "history channel"-esque retrospectives.

      As the art and science of the whole affair matures, games driven by storytelling (RPGs, esp MMORPGs) will capture one audience in one way, while strategy diven games (Starcraft, Civilization, et al) will capture another, and action games (i.e. FPS) will capture a third.

      If a critical mass of people become involved enough in a form of entertainment, someone will capitalize on that cultural circumstance by creating celeberties and rituals. It's a process as old as humanity.

    12. Re:ESPN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      One of the biggest issues is that the game of choice changes too often due to progressing technology -- compare this to baseball (or even newer sports) where the rules and gameplay remain relatively the same..In the gaming world, the game of choice changes about once every year, or two years at the most. This causes a few problems, one is that it is very confusing to spectators who don't play these games themselves and two is that it limits the options for having 'star players' ala basketball, etc.. Today's top CS players aren't likely to be the top players of tomorrow's game-of-choice. Very few 'pro level' game players dominate in more than one game, as the short history of this activity has shown.

      You seem to imply that FPS have made a huge difference since wolfenstein. This is why I don't play them, I beat doom. I beat it when it came out, I really don't want to play it again even if it does look better and I can aim up.

      But that's beside the point, just because you change playing fields doesn't change the game all that much. And just because your playing CS vs Tribes vs Quake, its still team combat in somebody's field and one persons field may be prettier than the other.

  19. NASCAR? by Squeezer · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    NASCAR is crap...turn left, go fast, turn left, go fast, turn left, go fast, turn left, go fast, turn left, go fast, turn left, go fast, turn left, go fast, turn left, go fast, turn left, go fast, turn left, go fast, turn left, go fast, turn left, go fast, turn left, go fast, turn left, go fast, turn left, go fast, turn left, go fast, turn left.

    Long live F1 racing! Where you do more then just turn left.

    --
    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
    1. Re:NASCAR? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Long live F1 racing! Where you do more then just turn left.

      Oh yeah, where the car is the *only* determining factor in the results.

      Watch WRC if you wanna see real drivers.

    2. Re:NASCAR? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually you have to go fast, go fast whilst turning left, go fast, go fast whilst turning left, lather, rinse, repeat. (That last part was a joke that may go over slashdot readers' heads as it is a reference to the instructions on shampoo bottles.)

      If you just go fast on the straights you won't win.

      There's also a large component that deals with race management (efficiently using fuel and tires, fast pit stops) as well as the whole make sure you're on the lead lap when the yellow flag rears it ugly head.

      Here's some analogies:
      F1:Futbol
      Nascar:Football (maybe wrestling...)
      WRC:Rugby

      They're all fun- just different. It's easy to say something is boring and lame while sitting in your aeron chair, but go to a race, drink some millers, chill with the fans and you'll have fun.

    3. Re:NASCAR? by gladbach · · Score: 1

      a lot of this reminds me of the reason people go to the kentucky derby.... they dont go to watch horses run. they go to party and have fun. make a couple bets, and go get wasted in the in field. then you go get wasted again at the parties afterwards while also trying to get laid.

      huge lan parties are just for geeks trying to do teh same thing. unfortunately they are all sausage fests so that pretty much kills their chances so they play a lot of video games.

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      "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms,
  20. You you. by Fecal+Troll+Matter · · Score: -1

    Well, that's just great.

    1. Re:You you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      fuckin' jew hater. i bet you're a negro.

  21. Regional Tournaments by Kronik+Gamer · · Score: 1

    Perhaps an easy way to get videogaming into the mainstream media is to have more frequent, local tournaments that are actually advertised. A few massive LANs would be great for tournaments too(They don't call me Kronik Gamer for nothing). Someone needs to set up a website dedicated to setting up these kinds of tournaments, and then advertise to the many gaming websites on the net. That would be a good start!

    1. Re:Regional Tournaments by gladbach · · Score: 1

      its called http://www.lanparty.com I even am part of the staff at www.capitolpunishment.org a washington dc non profit bi anual party. all proceeds go to charity.

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      "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms,
  22. was a great final too by gladbach · · Score: 1

    while it will probably never reach the fame and prestige of outdoor sports, I am amazed every time how skilled some people are at playing video games. I saw gameplay and skill a large cut above what I have ever seen at a lan or over the internet. too bad all the hltv servers broadcasting the matches kept crashing.... maybe they shouldnt have run them on windows boxen heh.

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    "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms,
  23. TV? no. by Penguinoflight · · Score: 1

    First, when the largest technical site has over half the people not knowing whats going on, (and me a former super-gamer), there's no way this will make espn. Maybe a real game like UT

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    "And we have seen and do testify that the Father sent the Son to be the Savior of the World"
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    1. Re:TV? no. by jallen02 · · Score: 1

      Uhm, Counter-Strike online community is bigger than UT....

      Jeremy

  24. Once again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Slashdot makes it clear English is no longer the dominant language on the net. Honestly, do the editors here have no concept at all of making their stories comprehensible to people who can't read their bloody minds???

  25. ESPN? by PhoenxHwk · · Score: 1

    ESPN? Oh come on, we all know that ESPN2 is where all the cool stuff like the X-games is!

    What I'm really waiting for is one of those Discovery Channel specials (complete with British narrator) about the tactics employed where they dissect every little movement like the battles of WWII.

  26. Can someone please translate? by cshotton · · Score: 1, Troll
    This has to be a joke! CPL? NiP? Even the articles linked to by this story give absolutely no clue what this is about. Clearly it must be some secret code used by pale, pasty little nerd boys who bask in the blue glow of a CRT, thumbs and eyes twitching in some strange little simulated universe where their pathetic lives simulate real worth.

    Unfortunately, I was pathetic enough to click on this thread to see what the heck it was about and I still don't know...

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    Shut up and eat your vegetables!!!
    1. Re:Can someone please translate? by gladbach · · Score: 1

      www.thecpl.com cyber athlete professional league.

      nip is the name of the winning team. Ninjas in Pyjamas from stokholm. http://fake-design.com/nip/

      second place team was called X3 http://www.k3mfx.com/x3/index.htm

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      "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms,
    2. Re:Can someone please translate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly it must be some secret code used by pale, pasty little nerd boys who bask in the blue glow of a CRT, thumbs and eyes twitching in some strange little simulated universe where their pathetic lives simulate real worth.

      What, did you get redirected from MSNBC to here somehow? This is Slashdot! Of course the people reading it are pasty little nerd boys. Read the logo dumbass.

    3. Re:Can someone please translate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just because you are interested in computers and the like does not explicitly refrain you from having a social life!!!

      just a thought.

    4. Re:Can someone please translate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry about it. If you don't know what this is about, you wouldn't care anyway. For that matter, I DO know what this is about, and I don't care.

    5. Re:Can someone please translate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cyber Athlete??? Is this the pasty nerds' way of trying to attain the status of "athlete" that they loathed but secretly desired in high school?

  27. Cool.. by Sk3lt · · Score: 1

    This would be cool :)

    I just had a LAN party 2 nights ago and spent the whole day and night have CS battles... damn its a cool game but its really hard, I got my ass fragged alot.

    I found the best way was sometimes just to grab a shotgun with a kevlar vest and helmet and just go out there and do it all "Chow yun Fat style" ;)

    Worked as I scored 3 kills in 1 min :)

  28. WAKE UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1
    Let us look at America. Here you can see the pattern of events that I am speaking of very clearly. The statistical facts on this issue cannot be denied or debated. So, let us look at them.


    In 1960 those who share our genes, the White race if you will, made up 90% of the population of the United States. No one that I know of denies this fact. It is well documented and not open to serious doubt. As you move back through our history you will find that at no time prior to 1960 did the White population fall below 80%. So, America was always, prior to 1960, an 80% to 90% White nation. To put that in perspective, America was as White as Israel is Jewish, by percentage of population.

    In the year 1998 the White population had fallen to no more than 72% of the population. (There are those who feel that we are today actually closer to 65% of the total, and they very well may be right.) However, using the official US Census numbers, we were a little less than 72% in 1998. That is a very significant decrease in our population.

    Today, the average White family has 1.5 children. In order to replace itself, any group of people must have 2.1 children per family. Less than that, will end up in the extinction of that group over time. The White race has already fallen below the zero growth point in America today. If no other factors were in play, and we continued on this course, we would become extinct in a few centuries.

    Yet, as I am sure you have noticed, our US population is still growing by leaps and bounds. Why? We are allowing over a million immigrants per year, legal and illegal, into our country. Of these immigrants, we find that 90% of them are Nonwhite. That means that virtually all of our growth in our nation is in the form of Nonwhite people. As the White population is slowly falling, the Nonwhite population is growing very rapidly. Over time this will lead to the displacement of what is left of our people, and the destruction of our race by absorption through interbreeding between the races. This factor too will lead to the extinction of the White race, but this one will do so in a rather small number of decades.

    The experts in demographics have agreed that by the year 2050 AD Whites will become a minority in the USA. That means in less than a century of time, Whites will have gone from 90% of the US population to less than 50% of the US population. For nearly 200 years our nation had a stable White population which created America, and maintained America. In its third century of our country's existence, that White population will have been pushed aside and our nation will be in the hands of other races. In its fourth century of existence the White race will cease to exist as a force in the country which they built.

    As I said, this will be a final and permanent end to our people in America. There will be no recovery once it has happened. At the same time this is going on in the USA, you will find that it is also happening in Germany, England and all of the great European nations. While Africa, Asia and South America are left to continue as they always have, reproducing their people, there is no land today where the White race is being left to itself to be able to perpetuate the race. It does not take very much imagination to see where this will end.
  29. I would rather not be involved in this by sstrick · · Score: 2

    If you read the coverage on Domain Of Games it talks about stealing the internals of a guys computer and ripping the transistors off his motherboard to wreck it. All because he confessed to cheating a few years earlier.

    Not the sort of people I would like to hang around with. Can anyone say immature?

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    "Do you think we could wipe out world hunger forever if scientists figured out how to make AOL's Free CD's edible?"-
    1. Re:I would rather not be involved in this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah. what transistors? the ones that glow?

    2. Re:I would rather not be involved in this by sstrick · · Score: 2

      Just quoting the interview. Read it yourself.

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      "Do you think we could wipe out world hunger forever if scientists figured out how to make AOL's Free CD's edible?"-
    3. Re:I would rather not be involved in this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      This 1 instance is the first time anything like this has ever happened at one of these events. I think it should be obvious by the way people responded to it on Domain of Games that this was WAY overboard and no one is happy with it. Most of his stuff was returned. Please don't judge an entire group of people by the acts of a few misguided individuals. If I was to judge football by the guys in front of me drunk off their ass I would say that anyone who liked football was a disgusting inbred hick. That's not true, and niether is it true that video gamers are violent or geeky. The fact that no one got thier ass kicked for doing that is proof enough of Funk's restraint.

      --Sling_Blade

    4. Re:I would rather not be involved in this by sstrick · · Score: 1

      Well said.

      Point taken.

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      "Do you think we could wipe out world hunger forever if scientists figured out how to make AOL's Free CD's edible?"-
    5. Re:I would rather not be involved in this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      id say the fact that no one got their ass kicked is proof enough that someones a bitch.

    6. Re:I would rather not be involved in this by keflex · · Score: 1

      Actually, I believe that the vandalism occurred more because of his gaming attitude (cocky, egotistical, liar), rather than his previous history of cheating.

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      My karma is -1 because I don't use AC posting. LOL.
  30. Shack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was on the shack www.shacknews.com (parent of www.shackes.com) when it came to a screeching halt...just checked and and see why.. damn you slashdot! Damn you to hell!

  31. It's on right now... in Korea by RollingThunder · · Score: 4, Informative

    I was in Korea from Sept 7-14 (what a GREAT time to be travelling.... oy) and the wierdest/coolest thing I saw while I was there was a TV channel dedicated to competetive game playing.

    While I was there, I saw Tribes 2, Starcraft, what looked like Street Fighter (insert version here), Ghost Recon, Counterstrike, and several other games I didn't recognize at all.

    1. Re:It's on right now... in Korea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Yeah, and $50,000 isn't even that large a prize in Korean terms. Lots of top SC players from North America and elsewhere go over to play professionally. It's hard to understand exactly why Koreans are so addicted to competitive gaming, but someone should figure it out, and try and get this sort of thing going in the rest of the world. If it works in Korea, why can't it work elsewhere?

    2. Re:It's on right now... in Korea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Greeks eat goat balls maybe if we study them the whole world can enjoy eating the balls of young lambs for food. The Japanese make some of the most disturbing porno in the world yet they cannot show pubes maybe we can duplicate that here. Every culture has its own quirks, you cannot just study these eccentricites and replicate them in other cultures so easily.

    3. Re:It's on right now... in Korea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The trolls get more insightfull by the day.... something must be sick at the heart of slashdot.

    4. Re:It's on right now... in Korea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is just that the anonymous posters are now smarter than most registered users, who happen to be stunning idiots.

  32. I totally know dude! by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 2, Funny

    The other day I was watching TV and they had all kinds of shit! The NBA, GPA, NFL, MLB, shit I can't even remember all teh other crazy ass names. The whole world must be run by these pasty little nerd boys!! Forget my pants, who ate my sarcasm sign?

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    WHO ATE MY BREAKFAST PANTS?
  33. Cyberathelete Professional League by cicatrix1 · · Score: 2, Informative

    For the uninitiated, CPL stands for Cyberathelete Professional League. This story is about the recent competition (indeed, world championship) for the uber popular Half-Life modification, CounterStrike.

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  34. Where Does the Award $ Come From? by idonotexist · · Score: 1

    Curious... $50k for the winner and the follow-up teams get a good chunk of change. Where does the $ come from? Bake sales?

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    "There ought to be limits to freedom"
    1. Re:Where Does the Award $ Come From? by forkboy · · Score: 1

      Same place the money for just about ANY tournament comes from....sponsors.

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  35. It was on ESPN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Point in fact people, this CPL tournament WAS covered by ESPN.

    1. Re:It was on ESPN by gladbach · · Score: 1

      what kind of moderator would mod down the fact that it was covered on espn???

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      "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms,
  36. Hear hear by ArchieBunker · · Score: -1

    Let me just say that you will have the full support of ArchieBunker to make sure the white race is the biggest. Anyone else who would like to partcipate, please send me your young hot female family members. Thank you.

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    Only the State obtains its revenue by coercion. - Murray Rothbard
    1. Re:Hear hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Steve Ballmer is white. You must be crazy thinking all white people should breed!

    2. Re:Hear hear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If all you can think of is a Microsoft joke when the topic isn't even computers then you shouldn't be breeding.

  37. Buncha Nips. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    I shove my radioactive BFG10k up all your arses and pull the trigger. How you gunna counter-strike that one? Enjoy.

    1. Re:Buncha Nips. by TMacPhail · · Score: 1

      Q2 or Q3 style BFG?

    2. Re:Buncha Nips. by keflex · · Score: 0, Troll

      One acronym: AWM

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    3. Re:Buncha Nips. by keflex · · Score: 0

      Lol. This is a troll because the mod doesn't know what I'm talking about. Might as well label it flamebait too...

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  38. Coverage by Steve+Gibson · · Score: 5, Informative

    ... posting since /. broke my webserver ...

    Well, I've got ShackES/Shacknews (I own the pages) running on a temporary server that couldnt quite handle any additional traffic, much less a /. link. Getting that poor thing to respond at all would just be futile...

    But, if ShackES was actually working you would see that the event was featured on CNN Headline News for a live 3+ minute interview and ESPN and several local TV stations were there at the event.

    Once ShackES/Shacknews are up and running again (probably late tonight?) there are links to a video stream of the CNN interview and info on the ESPN etc coverage that was there.

    Also btw, WCG also went on this weekend, they spread out about $250,000 in cash for their tournament, CPL did $150,000 cash and another $100,000 in prizes (including a car).

    Half a million worth of prizes going out to people playing computer games in one weekend, cant say I would have expected that one.

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    Shacknews.com
    1. Re:Coverage by Gay+Linux+Conspiracy · · Score: -1

      It has come to my attention that the entire Linux community is a hotbed of so called 'alternative sexuality,' which includes anything from hedonistic orgies to homosexuality to pedophilia.

      What better way of demonstrating this than by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Linux's most outspoken advocates:

      • Linus Torvalds is an anagram of slit anus or VD 'L,' clearly referring to himself by the first initial.
      • Richard M. Stallman, spokespervert for the Gaysex's Not Unusual 'movement' is an anagram of mans cram thrill ad.
      • Alan Cox is barely an anagram of anal cox which is just so filthy and unchristian it unnerves me.

      I'm sure that Eric S. Raymond, composer of the satanic homosexual propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, is probably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as we know he's always shoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Update: Eric S. Raymond is actually an anagram for secondary rim and cord in my arse. It just goes to show you that he is indeed queer.

      Update the Second: It is also documented that Evil Sicko Gaymond is responsible for a nauseating piece of code called Fetchmail, which is obviously sinister sodomite slang for 'Felch Male' -- a disgusting practise. For those not in the know, 'felching' is the act performed by two perverts wherein one sucks their own post-coital ejaculate out of the other's rectum. In fact, it appears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine the good Republican institution of e-mail, turning it into 'e-male.'

      As far as Richard 'Master' Stallman goes, that filthy fudge-packer was actually quoted on leftist commie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the following: 'I've been resistant to the pressure to conform in any circumstance,' he says. 'It's about being able to question conventional wisdom,' he asserts. 'I believe in love, but not monogamy,' he says plainly.

      And this isn't a made up troll bullshit either! He actually stated this tripe, which makes it obvious that he is trying to politely say that he's a flaming homo slut!

      Speaking about 'flaming,' who better to point out as a filthy chutney ferret than Slashdot's very own self-confessed pederast Jon Katz. Although an obvious deviant anagram cannot be found from his name, he has already confessed, nay boasted of the homosexual perversion of corrupting the innocence of young children. To quote from the article linked:

      'I've got a rare kidney disease,' I told her. 'I have to go to the bathroom a lot. You can come with me if you want, but it takes a while. Is that okay with you? Do you want a note from my doctor?'

      Is this why you were touching your penis in the cinema, Jon? And letting the other boys touch it too?

      We should also point out that Jon Katz refers to himself as 'Slashdot's resident Gasbag.' Is there any more doubt? For those fortunate few who aren't aware of the list of homosexual terminology found inside the Linux 'Sauce Code,' a 'Gasbag' is a pervert who gains sexual gratification from having a thin straw inserted into his urethra (or to use the common parlance, 'piss-pipe'), then his homosexual lover blows firmly down the straw to inflate his scrotum. This is, of course, when he's not busy violating the dignity and copyright of posters to Slashdot by gathering together their postings and publishing them en masse to further his twisted and manipulative journalistic agenda.

      Sick, disgusting antichristian perverts, the lot of them.

      In addition, many of the Linux distributions (a 'distribution' is the most common way to spread the faggots' wares) are run by faggot groups. The Slackware distro is named after the 'Slack-wear' fags wear to allow easy access to the anus for sexual purposes. Furthermore, Slackware is a close anagram of claw arse, a reference to the homosexual practise of anal fisting. The Mandrake product is run by a group of French faggot satanists, and is named after the faggot nickname for the vibrator. It was also chosen because it is an anagram for dark amen and ram naked, which is what they do.

      Another 'distro,' (abbrieviated as such because it sounds a bit like 'Disco,' which is where homosexuals preyed on young boys in the 1970s), is Debian, an anagram of in a bed, which could be considered innocent enough (after all, a bed is both where we sleep and pray), until we realise what other names Debian uses to describe their foul wares. 'Woody' is obvious enough, being a term for the erect male penis, glistening with pre-cum. But far sicker is the phrase 'Frozen Potato' that they use. This filthy term, again found in the secret homosexual 'Sauce Code,' refers to the solo homosexual practice of defecating into a clear polythene bag, shaping the turd into a crude approximation of the male phallus, then leaving it in the freezer overnight until it becomes solid. The practitioner then proceeds to push the frozen 'potato' up his own rectum, squeezing it in and out until his tight young balls erupt in a screaming orgasm.

      And Red Hat is secret homo slang for the tip of a penis that is soaked in blood from a freshly violated underage ringpiece.

      The fags have even invented special tools to aid their faggotry! For example, the 'supermount' tool was devised to allow deeper penetration, which is good for fags because it gives more pressure on the prostate gland. 'Automount' is used, on the other hand, because Linux users are all fat and gay, and need to mount each other automatically.

      The depths of their depravity can be seen in their use of 'mount points.' These are, plainly speaking, the different points of penetration. The main one is obviously /anus, but there are others. Militant fags even say 'there is no /opt mount point' because for these dirty perverts faggotry is not optional but a way of life.

      More evidence is in the fact that Linux users say how much they love `man`, even going so far as to say that all new Linux users (who are in fact just innocent heterosexuals indoctrinated by the gay propaganda) should try out `man`. In no other system do users boast of their frequent recourse to a man.

      Other areas of the system also show Linux's inherit gayness. For example, people are often told of the 'FAQ,' but how many innocent heterosexual Windows users know what this actually means. The answer is shocking: Faggot Anal Quest: the voyage of discovery for newly converted fags!

      Even the title 'Slashdot' originally referred to a homosexual practice. Slashdot of course refers to the popular gay practice of blood-letting. The Slashbots, of course are those super-zealous homosexuals who take this perversion to its extreme by ripping open their anuses, as seen on the site most popular with Slashdot users, the depraved work of Satan, http://www.eff.org/.

      The editors of Slashdot also have homosexual names: 'Hemos' is obvious in itself, being one vowel away from 'Homos.' But even more sickening is 'Commander Taco' which sounds a bit like 'Commode in Taco,' filthy gay slang for a pair of spreadeagled buttocks that are caked with excrement. (The best form of lubrication, they insist.) Sometimes, these 'Taco Commodes' have special 'Salsa Sauce' (blood from a ruptured rectum) and 'Cheese' (rancid flakes of penis discharge) toppings. And to make it even worse, Slashdot runs on Apache!

      The Apache server, whose use among fags is as prevalent as AIDS, is named after homosexual activity -- as everyone knows, popular faggot band, the Village People, featured an Apache Indian, and it is for him that this gay program is named.

      And that's not forgetting the use of patches in the Linux fag world -- patches are used to make the anus accessible for repeated anal sex even after its rupture by a session of fisting.

      To summarise: Linux is gay. 'Slash -- Dot' is the graphical description of the space between a young boy's scrotum and anus. And BeOS is for hermaphrodites and disabled 'stumpers.'

      FEEDBACK

      What worries me is how much you know about what gay people do. I'm scared I actually read this whole thing. I think this post is a good example of the negative effects of Internet usage on people. This person obviously has no social life anymore and had to result to writing something as stupid as this. And actually take the time to do it too. Although... I think it was satire.. blah.. it's early. -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot

      Well, the only reason I know all about this is because I had the misfortune to read the Linux 'Sauce code' once. Although publicised as the computer code needed to get Linux up and running on a computer (and haven't you always been worried about the phrase 'Monolithic Kernel'?), this foul document is actually a detailed and graphic description of every conceivable degrading perversion known to the human race, as well as a few of the major animal species. It has shocked and disturbed me, to the point of needing to shock and disturb the common man to warn them of the impending homo-calypse which threatens to engulf our planet.

      You must work for the government. Trying to post the most obscene stuff in hopes that slashdot won't be able to continue or something, due to legal woes. If i ever see your ugly face, i'm going to stick my fireplace poker up your ass, after it's nice and hot, to weld shut that nasty gaping hole of yours. -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot

      Doesn't it give you a hard-on to imagine your thick strong poker ramming it's way up my most sacred of sphincters? You're beyond help, my friend, as the only thing you can imagine is the foul penetrative violation of another man. Are you sure you're not Eric Raymond? The government, being populated by limp-wristed liberals, could never stem the sickening tide of homosexual child molesting Linux advocacy. Hell, they've given NAMBLA free reign for years!

      you really should post this logged in. i wish i could remember jebus's password, cuz i'd give it to you. -- mighty jebus, Slashdot

      Thank you for your kind words of support. However, this document shall only ever be posted anonymously. This is because the 'Open Sauce' movement is a sham, proposing homoerotic cults of hero worshipping in the name of freedom. I speak for the common man. For any man who prefers the warm, enveloping velvet folds of a woman's vagina to the tight puckered ringpiece of a child. These men, being common, decent folk, don't have a say in the political hypocrisy that is Slashdot culture. I am the unknown liberator.

      ROLF LAMO i hate linux FAGGOTS -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot

      We shouldn't hate them, we should pity them for the misguided fools they are... Fanatical Linux zeal-outs need to be herded into camps for re-education and subsequent rehabilitation into normal heterosexual society. This re-education shall be achieved by forcing them to watch repeats of Baywatch until the very mention of Pamela Anderson causes them to fill their pants with healthy heterosexual jism.

      Actually, that's not at all how scrotal inflation works. I understand it involves injecting sterile saline solution into the scrotum. I've never tried this, but you can read how to do it safely in case you're interested. (Before you moderate this down, ask yourself honestly -- who are the real crazies -- people who do scrotal inflation, or people who pay $1000+ for a game console?) -- double_h, Slashdot

      Well, it just goes to show that even the holy Linux 'sauce code' is riddled with bugs that need fixing. (The irony of Jon Katz not even being able to inflate his scrotum correctly has not been lost on me.) The Linux pervert elite already acknowledge this, with their queer slogan: 'Given enough arms, all rectums are shallow.' And anyway, the PS2 sucks major cock and isn't worth the money. Intellivision forever!

      dude did u used to post on msnbc's nt bulletin board now that u are doing anti-gay posts u also need to start in with anti-black stuff too c u in church -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot

      For one thing, whilst Linux is a cavalcade of queer propaganda masquerading as the future of computing, NT is used by people who think nothing better of encasing their genitals in quick setting plaster then going to see a really dirty porno film, enjoying the restriction enforced onto them. Remember, a wasted arousal is a sin in the eyes of the Catholic church. Clearly, the only god-fearing Christian operating system in existence is CP/M -- The Christian Program Monitor. All computer users should immediately ask their local pastor to install this fine OS onto their systems. It is the only route to salvation.

      Secondly, this message is for every man. Computers know no colour. Not only that, but one of the finest websites in the world is maintained by a Black Man . Now fuck off you racist donkey felcher.

      And don't forget that slashdot was written in Perl, which is just too close to 'Pearl Necklace' for comfort.... oh wait; that's something all you heterosexuals do.... I can't help but wonder how much faster the trolls could do First-Posts on this site if it were redone in PHP... I could hand-type dynamic HTML pages faster than Perl can do them. -- phee, Slashdot

      Although there is nothing unholy about the fine heterosexual act of ejaculating between a woman's breasts, squirting one's load up towards her neck and chin area, it should be noted that Perl (standing for Pansies Entering Rectums Locally) is also close to 'Pearl Monocle,' 'Pearl Nosering,' and the ubiquitous 'Pearl Enema.'

      One scary thing about Perl is that it contains hidden homosexual messages. Take the following code: LWP::Simple -- It looks innocuous enough, doesn't it? But look at the line closely: There are two colons next to each other! As Larry 'Balls to the' Wall would openly admit in the Perl Documentation, Perl was designed from the ground up to indoctrinate it's programmers into performing unnatural sexual acts -- having two colons so closely together is clearly a reference to the perverse sickening act of 'colon kissing,' whereby two homosexual queers spread their buttocks wide, pressing their filthy torn sphincters together. They then share small round objects like marbles or golfballs by passing them from one rectum to another using muscle contraction alone. This is also referred to in programming 'circles' as 'Parameter Passing.'

      And PHP stands for Perverted Homosexual Penetration. Didn't you know?

      Thank you for your valuable input on this. I am sure you will be never forgotten. BTW: Did I mention that this could be useful in terraforming Mars? Mars rulaa. -- Eimernase, Slashdot

      Well, I don't know about terraforming Mars, but I do know that homosexual Linux Advocates have been probing Uranus for years.

      That's inspiring. Keep up the good work, AC. May God in his wisdom grant you the strength to bring the plain honest truth to this community, and make it pure again. Yours, Cerberus. -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot

      *sniff* That brings a tear to my eye. Thank you once more for your kind support. I have taken faith in the knowledge that I am doing the Good Lord's work, but it is encouraging to know that I am helping out the common man here.

      However, I should be cautious about revealing your name 'Cerberus' on such a filthy den of depravity as Slashdot. It is a well known fact that the 'Kerberos' documentation from Microsoft is a detailed manual describing, in intimate, exacting detail, how to sexually penetrate a variety of unwilling canine animals; be they domesticated, wild, or mythical. Slashdot posters have taken great pleasure in illegally spreading this documentation far and wide, treating it as an 'extension' to the Linux 'Sauce Code,' for the sake of 'interoperability.' (The slang term they use for nonconsensual intercourse -- their favourite kind.)

      In fact, sick twisted Linux deviants are known to have LAN parties, (Love of Anal Naughtiness, needless to say.), wherein they entice a stray dog, known as the 'Samba Mount,' into their homes. Up to four of these filth-sodden blasphemers against nature take turns to plunge their erect, throbbing, uncircumcised members, conkers-deep, into the rectum, mouth, and other fleshy orifices of the poor animal. Eventually, the 'Samba Mount' collapses due to 'overload,' and needs to be 'rebooted.' (i.e., kicked out into the street, and left to fend for itself.) Many Linux users boast about their 'uptime' in such situations.

      Inspiring stuff! If only all trolls were this quality! -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot

      If only indeed. You can help our brave cause by moderating this message up as often as possible. I recommend '+1, Underrated,' as that will protect your precious Karma in Metamoderation. Only then can we break through the glass ceiling of Homosexual Slashdot Culture. Is it any wonder that the new version of Slashcode has been christened 'Bender'???

      If we can get just one of these postings up to at least '+1,' then it will be archived forever! Others will learn of our struggle, and join with us in our battle for freedom!

      It's pathetic you've spent so much time writing this. -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot

      I am compelled to document the foulness and carnal depravity that is Linux, in order that we may prepare ourselves for the great holy war that is to follow. It is my solemn duty to peel back the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wire brush of enlightenment.

      As with any great open-source project, you need someone asking this question, so I'll do it. When the hell is version 2.0 going to be ready?!?! -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot

      I could make an arrogant, childish comment along the lines of 'Every time someone asks for 2.0, I won't release it for another 24 hours,' but the truth of the matter is that I'm quite nervous of releasing a 'number two,' as I can guarantee some filthy shit-slurping Linux pervert would want to suck it straight out of my anus before I've even had chance to wipe.

      I desperately want to suck your monolithic kernel, you sexy hunk, you. -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot

      I sincerely hope you're Natalie Portman.

      Dude, nothing on slashdot larger than 3 paragraphs is worth reading. Try to distill the message, whatever it was, and maybe I'll read it. As it is, I have to much open source software to write to waste even 10 seconds of precious time. 10 seconds is all its gonna take M$ to whoop Linux's ass. Vigilence is the price of Free (as in libre -- from the fine, frou frou French language) Software. Hack on fellow geeks, and remember: Friday is Bouillabaisse day except for heathens who do not believe that Jesus died for their sins. Those godless, oil drench, bearded sexist clowns can pull grits from their pantaloons (another fine, fine French word) and eat that. Anyway, try to keep your message focused and concise. For concision is the soul of derision. Way. -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot

      What the fuck?

      I've read your gay conspiracy post version 1.3.0 and I must say I'm impressed. In particular, I appreciate how you have managed to squeeze in a healthy dose of the latent homosexuality you gay-bashing homos tend to be full of. Thank you again. -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot

      Well bugger me!

      ooooh honey. how insecure are you!!! wann a little massage from deare bruci. love you -- Anonymous Coward, Slashdot

      Fuck right off!

      IMPORTANT: This message needs to be heard (Not HURD, which is an acronym for 'Huge Unclean Rectal Dilator') across the whole community, so it has been released into the Public Domain. You know, that licence that we all had before those homoerotic crypto-fascists came out with the GPL (Gay Penetration License) that is no more than an excuse to see who's got the biggest feces-encrusted cock. I would have put this up on Freshmeat, but that name is known to be a euphemism for the tight rump of a young boy.

      Come to think of it, the whole concept of 'Source Control' unnerves me, because it sounds a bit like 'Sauce Control,' which is a description of the homosexual practice of holding the base of the cock shaft tightly upon the point of ejaculation, thus causing a build up of semenal fluid that is only released upon entry into an incision made into the base of the receiver's scrotum. And 'Open Sauce' is the act of ejaculating into another mans face or perhaps a biscuit to be shared later. Obviously, 'Closed Sauce' is the only Christian thing to do, as evidenced by the fact that it is what Cathedrals are all about.

      Contributors: (although not to the eternal game of 'soggy biscuit' that open 'sauce' development has become) Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, phee, Anonymous Coward, mighty jebus, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, double_h, Anonymous Coward, Eimernase, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward, Anonymous Coward. Further contributions are welcome.

      Current changes: This version sent to FreeWIPO by 'Bring BackATV' as plain text. Reformatted everything, added all links back in (that we could match from the previous version), many new ones (Slashbot bait links). Even more spelling fixed. Who wrote this thing, CmdrTaco himself?

      Previous changes: Yet more changes added. Spelling fixed. Feedback added. Explanation of 'distro' system. 'Mount Point' syntax described. More filth regarding `man` and Slashdot. Yet more fucking spelling fixed. 'Fetchmail' uncovered further. More Slashbot baiting. Apache exposed. Distribution licence at foot of document.

      ANUX -- A full Linux distribution... Up your ass!

    2. Re:Coverage by k9-quaint · · Score: 1

      I tipped off slashdot about ShackES right after I heard you were using a temp server. =)

      P.S. you are a poohead

  39. Not a sport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    A sport has to require athletic ability and no, a overcaffeinated twitch is not athletic ability.

    A sport has to have a significant chance of serious injury and no, joystic cramp is not a serious injury.

    If overweight middle-aged white guys or uncoordinated adolescent geeks can be "world class" it's not a sport. (Good bye golf =and= car racing!)

    Anything done to music is, at best, a performing art and not a sport. (That's right, figure skating, ballroom dancing and and synchronized swimming aren't sports.)

    What's next, is the international tiddly winks federation going to demand coverage on ESPN?

    Some things are just activities.

    1. Re:Not a sport by rhakka · · Score: 1

      competitions, thus "sporting", just like chess is, except you're blowing people up and basically staging miniature battles.

      Please; it's inevitable that gaming will hit major broadcast time. As graphics improve, and the games look more realistic, who WOULDN'T want to watch combat in action? It might not be real soldiers in afghanistan (ask the news channels what wars do for their ratings) but sporting focused games like Unreal Tournament, Quake and Counter Strike are all the beginnings of what will ultimately sublimate regular sporting events.

      Really, what would you choose; watching guys running around with little balls, or ROBOT GLADIATORS ON THREE CHANNELS NOW, or full fledged tactical level combat action? Seriously, is there a question here?

      Or will it have to wait until we're physically doing this stuff in "holodecks"? no way. Within the next 5 years you'll see major broadcast of gaming events from in-game camera perspectives... nostradamus has spoken.

    2. Re:Not a sport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Americans, along with the rest of the world, know that you are only playing a glorified version of pac-man or pong. These are computer games, not to be confused with REAL LIFE.

      Real "sports" involve athleticism, working out and training, and most important of all, encourage physical fitness (much needed in our obese society)

      calling your video game a "sport" is the saddest things i ever heard.

      now go take out the trash before your father gets home.

    3. Re:Not a sport by rhakka · · Score: 1

      yes, and the couch potato at home should really care that the sport he's watching, and let's not forget that it's SPECTATION that drives income in sports, not the sport itself, is not *actually* sweaty guys on a playing field?

      please. like i said, there are remote control robots on three stations now; gaming isn't far behind.

      but what you're basically saying is, yes, it will have to wait until we're doing it live in 3-D simulations, because then it will actually be people doing it physically?

      maybe you're right, but I think that's a really, really fine line to draw.

      Look at the top quake players; they follow training schedules, eat right, but they excercise their minds, not their bodies. speed and accuracy of reflex are the skills involved, and the line between physical and mental are extremely blurred there.

      Perhaps *you* don't find it interesting; I would wager you don't know the first thing about organized team gaming. The tactics at work rival that of any organized competition in the world, the action is far more dazzling because it's not constrained by "real world" physics... it's only a matter of time.

      But you go watch your grown men smacking balls around and jumping on each other if that's what you're into. in a few years you'll see it on ESPN 5 while the first four channels are action you'd never be able to distinguish from real life sitting there with your beer, watching it all passively on your TV.

      Grow up; sports of any kind that currently exist promote athleticism only in those that compete; and the millions of people watching the game don't necessarily *ever* play it.

    4. Re:Not a sport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at the top quake players; they follow training schedules, eat right, but they excercise their minds, not their bodies

      HA! you show me one quake player who eats better than any high school athelete... and playing video games to exrcise your mind??? TRY CONVERSATION!!! or a book, most anything is better than the repetitiveness of a video game!

      Grow up; sports of any kind that currently exist promote athleticism only in those that compete; and the millions of people watching the game don't necessarily *ever* play it.

      maybe you don't play the sports you watch, and i'd agree that millions of Americans don't necessarily play them either. but i do, and so do all my friends. Maybe more people should? This would definately reduce your risk of heart disease, among many other ailments...

    5. Re:Not a sport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God damn you fucking owned him. Funny as hell :0)

    6. Re:Not a sport by rhakka · · Score: 1

      HA! you show me one quake player who eats better than any high school athelete

      -go read about the #1 Quake 1v1 deathmatcher. He follows a regimen just like any other athlete, minus the steroids and potential physical injury in game. You ever have a day where you feel "not quite on?"... that's what he trains to avoid; to be lightning sharp. Not to throw balls further, or run faster, but to process and respond with blazing intensity. The *video game* doesn't excercise his mind; he excercises it to excel in his competition. Again, like chess, which is a world competition, but much more intense.

      and playing video games to exrcise your mind??? TRY CONVERSATION!!! or a book, most anything is better than the repetitiveness of a video game!

      -Repetitiveness? Was pac-man the last game you played? Have you EVER played a team game online? I doubt it. Check out Capture the Flag for Unreal Tournament; you have a "field", the rules of the game are programmed, and you and your teammates try to "run" the flag from one side to the other; sounds kinda like football doesn't it? Oh wait, football fields come in one variety, not dozens, they don't have "guns", all they can do is line up, throw balls and run. Boy that must be repetitive, huh? But it's not; they have plays and strategies and no two games are alike; Just like online team gaming.

      maybe you don't play the sports you watch, and i'd agree that millions of Americans don't necessarily play them either. but i do, and so do all my friends. Maybe more people should? This would definately reduce your risk of heart disease, among many other ailments...

      -Yeah, sports are popular and televised because they reduce your risk of heart disease, how foolish of me not to make that connection before. Just cause someone plays games doesn't mean they don't go outside man, not that this comment had a damn thing to do with the topic at hand. Anyway, I don't *watch* sports, I *play* them.. online.

    7. Re:Not a sport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am doing work in computer graphics as a student and one of my potential thoughts for a career is game development. But, if I have to be constantly exposed to the type of people who consider games a sport and want to watch them on TV, I doubt I could stand it for very long.

      Games are fun. I like playing Civ 3 of Black and White at night before I go to bed. I like playing FPS games with friends (that I know in real life.) And I enjoy seeing new console systems as much as the next guy, but this is ridiculous. If you want to really be an expert in team assualts and what not try joining the special forces or short of that, join a paintball leauge.

    8. Re:Not a sport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want to convince me that video games are fun and exciting and involve skill and strategy... well, you are preaching to the choir. I can't tell you how many times I've been up WAY too late playing my house mates in some insane quake 3 game...

      but the fact of the matter is: "sports" are for athletes. Period.

      If online gaming were ever displayed on espn, espn2, or espn102 for that matter, it would only be for jocks and frat boys to make fun of the total lame ass geeks who dedicated oh so many dateless friday nights to perfecting their camping techniques, passing up the extra twinkie or so in the hopes that their fat ass fingers could hit the w,a,s,d keys as fast as possible. And, oh yeah, one out of every 100,000 or so might make a few grand out of it. The frat boy jock types would be laughing their heads off at home, with their hot ass girlfriends that they got while you were playing video games!

    9. Re:Not a sport by rhakka · · Score: 1

      when they weren't busy beating them for being too slow with the beer.

      who cares?

      "sports" are not for atheletes at all. Chess is a multi million dollar worldwide competition. Whether you want to call it "sport" or "competition" or whatever is completely immaterial; the difference is, there is visible action in gaming, and it's getting more realistic every year.

      You seriously think when you can't tell whether a player model is a human being or pixels on a screen, that the origin is somehow going to affect the spectator?

      No way. Even *if* it only caught the "star trek" crowd, that's more than enough to make it a success. The jocks can go suck down protein shakes and grow beerguts at 25 just like those oh so sedentary video gamers. So what.

      All the "lame ass geeks" do is make fun of grown men putting on stretch pants and jumping into big piles of other grown men. Does that change anything? no. Do the frat boy jocks have a damn thing to do with this topic? no. Do more than one out of 100,000 make any money in their sports? Probably not.

      Plus, I'm a "lame ass geek" who's girlfriend used to be the captain of the cheerleading squad, so :P hehe.

  40. Re:Coverage (Mod him up!) by Roofus · · Score: 1

    Go Steve!

    I never knew you had an account on here =)

  41. More niche than Lumberjacking and BoardBreaking? by glrotate · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I think there is a small, but large enough, market to make presenting this feasable. Hopefully ESPN2 will find a way to package it properly and get it on the air.

  42. but by ArchieBunker · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    When I'm coming out of wall mart will he try a scam like this shifty nigger did. First he wanted me to give him a ride because he lived like 5 minutes away. Right I don't ride anyone who randomly asks me much less some negro. Then he wants $2 for the bus because he lives in _______ which is like 30 miles away. Get your scam straight you dumb nigger. I made up some shit about being on my break and drove the fuck off.

    --
    Only the State obtains its revenue by coercion. - Murray Rothbard
  43. PUNCH /. IN TEH FACE!!! by TheBigDinK · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    He has a low UID too. Not surprising. =)

    I demand the return of my shack dammit!

  44. Re:PUNCH /. IN TEH FACE!!! by Blah3 · · Score: 0

    Pickle.

  45. The CPL (probably more than you want to know) by shlamo · · Score: 5, Informative

    Alright, for all of you who seem pretty uneducated about the Cyberathletes Professional League [thecpl.com] I'll try to fill you in. The CPL was formed several years ago (right around when StarCraft was the hottest game on everybody's list).

    Generally there are several tournament's a year (one in the winter, one in the summer). This past event is held in Texas where some other tournaments are held as well (QuakeCon for one). Each CPL tournament has a featured game. This tournament's game was Counter-Strike.

    The event hosts a Bring Your Own Computer Area, (for those who want to frag all through the night) as well as workshops, (HardOCP had one this year on overclocking) prize raffles/giveaways, and of course the tournaments.

    This year there was also an Alien vs. Predator 2 Deathmatch tourney going on too. (Fatality of Quake3Arena fame wiped the floor with everyone and won a Ford Focus with a custom AVP2 paintjob) See Adrenaline Vault and TheCPL for photos.

    The CStrike tourney was a 5 on 5 clan competition and players from all over the world come to compete in it. The prize money for the tournament totals to some $150,000 dollars and comes almost entirely from Sponsors. The fees that they charge for admission into the tournament go mostly to cover the expenses of the hotel, setup, etc. And while a $50,000 US purse may sound like a lot, after it gets divided 5 ways to $10,000 minus the cost of Food and Board and Airfare (When applicable) you might be a little bit surprised when you don't have as much money as you thought you had. And that really only applies to the winner! There are tons of people who come a long way and don't even make it into the top 100. But if the money were all the tournament was about then I think a lot of people wouldn't even bother going to one of these events. The tournament is mostly about having fun and working on becoming better at Video Games (LAN differs quite a bit from Online play).

    One of the most amazing things about this tournament was the ability for Counter-Strike enthusiasts to be able to watch the Tournament on the internet with Half-Life. By joining a specially designed server, up to 80,000 people could have watched the final round (there were only 40 of 128 slots filled on the server I was on)
    here's some info:

    Speakeasy.net, Valve Software Launch 11 City Half-Life TV Network First-ever PC Game Broadcast Network built to support 80,000 Simultaneous Viewers Seattle - Broadband ISP Speakeasy.net and Kirkland based game developer Valve Software announced today the first ever launch of a fully national broadcast network of live video game coverage. The inaugural use of this network will give tens of thousands of viewers from around the world the best-possible spectator experience for the $150,000 Counter-Strike World Championships this week in Dallas, TX. The World Championships represent the largest of such competitions ever and is produced by the Dallas-based Cyberathlete Professional League. Speakeasy has partnered with Valve Software to support the largest broadcast installation ever using Valve's Half-Life TV server software. The software allows for anyone with a broadband connection and PC to connect to a live game and watch their favorite teams play as if they were playing along side them. Teams from Seattle to Sweden are flying in to compete in the four-day event; thousands more will stay home and watch the competition unfold live on the Speakeasy Network.

    "Broadcasting the CPL finals to 80,000 viewers is an incredible achievement and a huge advance in our efforts to bring competitive gaming, and gaming in general, further into the mainstream," said Doug Lombardi, director of marketing at Valve. Spectators will be able to tune in to a live broadcast of the match simply by using their PC and installation of Half-Life, and will have the option of 11 different locations to choose from to guarantee the best experience.

    "We have customers that are running cable from their PC to a large screen TV just to watch this," said Edward Bender, Director of Online Gaming for Speakeasy.net. "I think this event will definitely get more people to recognize competitive gaming as a spectator sport." Counter-Strike, the number one online action game in the world, is a team-based multiplayer game built atop Valve's award-winning game engine. Valve released the multicast spectator technology (aka Half-Life TV) as a free update earlier this year.

    Read about how to use HLTV @- http://www.cs-extreme.net/guides/HLTV/HLTV.asp

    I think we're not at the stage yet where this should be considered Professional Gaming. I don't think anyone can make a true living off of winnings from the CPL. Maybe someday it will reach that point, and this is a great step to getting there. Sorry for the long post! Hope it helped some of you learn about professional gaming.

    1. Re:The CPL (probably more than you want to know) by gladbach · · Score: 1

      it didnt come close to hitting 80,000 and all the servers kept crashing because of the load....

      not sure if it was the servers, or routers that were teh cause though. having them run on windows probably didnt help though....

      http://mollusk.speakeasy.net/pix/lastmatch.JPG

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  46. Re:Coverage (Mod him up!) by ZoeSch · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    There's a lot of people who have accounts on both /. and shacknews (Like myself or the infamous klerck).

    Not surprising at all :]

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  48. Enter Sandman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Say your prayers little one
    don't forget, my son
    to include everyone

    tuck you in, warm within
    keep you free from sin
    till the sandman he comes

    sleep with one eye open
    gripping your pillow tight

    exit light
    enter night
    take my hand
    off to never never land

    something's wrong, shut the light
    heavy thoughts tonight
    and they aren't of snow white

    dreams of war, dreams of liars
    dreams of dragon's fire
    and of things that will bite

    sleep with one eye open
    gripping your pillow tight

    exit light
    enter night
    take my hand
    off to never never land

    now I lay me down to sleep
    pray the lord my soul to keep
    if I die before I wake
    pray the lord my soul to take

    hush little baby, don't say a word
    and never mind that noise you heard
    it's just the beast under your bed,
    in your closet, in your head

    exit light
    enter night
    grain of sand

    exit light
    enter night
    take my hand
    we're off to never never land

  49. Pro Gaming is becoming a sport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More and more people are beginning to see that professional computer gaming is a real sport. The event in Dallas over this weekend (which I did not attend mind you -- it doesent pay quite well enough for me to practice months for (YET!!)), was huge. Over 50,000 people spectated the event over HLTV (Watch the game being played LIVE on your screen -- a very cool technology). The purse for the clan who won (NiP) is $50,000 split between 5 people. Not a LOT of money mind you, but remember the sport is only now being given the attention it deserves. When the NFL started, its players rarely had $10k/year salaries.

    As for the ESPN part, ESPN along with other major news companies were at the event, cameras in hand, reporters in front of them.

    Also Angel Munoz, the CPL event organizer for this event, was interviewed by CNN. Find it here (wmv format :I)

    More CPL Media Info

    Major companies sponsoring the event are Intel, Logitech, and more. People are throwing some serious money and effort towards the sport.

    And No, I dont work for the CPL, nor do I agree with everything they decide to say or do, however I am a strong advocate to seeing professional gaming being presented as a sport. It takes more talent than football, baseball, etc. It really is in the same league competitively, just not financially and commercially yet.

    1. Re:Pro Gaming is becoming a sport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THIS IS NOT A SPORT!!!!

      hello??

      playing video games in your room is NOT a sport. repeat this sentence 3 times a day till you are cured.

    2. Re:Pro Gaming is becoming a sport by keflex · · Score: 1

      Hehe... guess this is not a sport because you suck at it...

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      My karma is -1 because I don't use AC posting. LOL.
  50. CRITICAL FACTS THAT YOU WON'T LEARN IN SCHOOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    1. The White race made America what it is today.

    2. American heritage is White heritage.

    3. American law is based upon White concepts from White European thought.

    4. The American all-White neighborhoods of the past were demonstrably safer, and freer of crime of all sorts than integrated neighborhoods of today.

    5. The American all-White schools of the past were clearly superior to any integrated school of today.

    6. All great societies of the past which were White as they rose to power, when they changed from being dominantly White, to a dominantly mixed race society, they fell permanently into decay. (e.g. Egypt, Greece, Rome, Spain, Portugal.)

    7. Racial integration of our neighborhoods and our schools has forced them into decay, just like the racial integration of the societies of the great White nations of the past caused them to fall into decay. History, both ancient and recent American, has consistently taught the very same lesson. It is clear beyond any debate, that modifying the racial composition of America away from the dominantly White society that it was as it rose to power, towards a mixed, racially diverse society, will be catastrophic. It will plunge the great American nation into the same depths that the other great White nations of the past have fallen into.

    8. Based upon the extensive history of the Black race it is clear that it is not capable of creating or maintaining an advanced society. It has never created one advanced society in Africa. In every case (such as Haiti) where it has been given a thriving society, it has killed it, driving it into the same primitive state that its people have always lived in, in their native Africa. (For any who is foolish enough to doubt history, we have the sad spectacle of South Africa playing out before us, which should erase all doubts.)

    9. History has shown us that the Black race cannot create or maintain an advanced society on its own. Its members therefore, as a people, cannot well fit into an advanced society, as equals, living and working beside those who not only are capable of building one advanced society, but have built numerous such societies in all climates and in all types of land.

    10. History has shown us that the Hispanic peoples are also deficient in creating advanced societies like the White race has repeatedly created. While they have shown ability that is superior to the Black race, by creating their own written language and some moderately advanced societies they have not been able to take the superior natural resources of the South American continent and do much with them.

    11. Spain and Portugal sent soldiers to the lands south of the Rio Grande to conquer and take the wealth of the land. Instead of sending families to colonize, the Spanish men took native wives. The racial makeup of the lands south of the Rio Grande is composed of American Indian, Black, mixed-race and a small percentage of Whites thrown in. Their lands have never thrived like the nations to the north where Whites colonized and kept their race in tact, seldom mixing their race with others.

    12. By "celebrating diversity" we are bringing in the Hispanic and Asian peoples into White America and we will cause the North American continent to become like the South American continent. The great wealth and stable society of the White United States will be traded for the poverty and instability of the revolution torn countries south of our border.

    13. Even if all races were exactly the same, if there were no differences whatsoever, the fact that Whites created the nation of the United States of America, means that we are completely within our honorable rights to restrict entrance into our country. We may honorably allow only White immigrants, or no immigrants at all.

    14. The number of Whites, as a percentage of world population, is now down into the single digits and falling fast.

    15. Nearly all of the White nations on earth are now accepting large numbers of Nonwhite immigrants. The only one of the three major races of earth, that is in real danger of falling into a minority status in its own racial home, is the White race. This could easily lead to extermination of the White race.

    16. Those who support American diversity, Nonwhite immigration, miscegenation, integration, and/or Affirmative Action, are either:
    1) ignorant of the above critical facts; or 2) blatant haters of the White race and seeking to end its existence on planet Earth.
    1. Re:CRITICAL FACTS THAT YOU WON'T LEARN IN SCHOOL by keflex · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      This is modded as "interesting" instead of "troll" or "flamebait" because...?

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    2. Re:CRITICAL FACTS THAT YOU WON'T LEARN IN SCHOOL by rosewood · · Score: 1

      Some people may find it interesting that so much time would be spent on something that stupid! I know I found it interesting ... now insightful you would have to wonder about...

    3. Re:CRITICAL FACTS THAT YOU WON'T LEARN IN SCHOOL by afree87 · · Score: 1

      16. The author of the parent post is a complete and total idiot.

  51. More niche than the National Spelling Bee? by wrinkledshirt · · Score: 1

    I can't imagine you couldn't get a larger audience to watch a CS championship match than you could to get a bunch of weird-looking home-schooled kids with lisps trying to spell "mellifluous".

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  52. Re:PUNCH /. IN TEH FACE!!! by verbatim · · Score: 1

    Having a low UID just shows you were on /. when it was still cool. Now it means about the same as karma... zlich. (I migrated myself over to the shack, and have ignored this account mostly).

    :)

    Humbily awaiting the return of the shack...

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  53. I only have this to say... by AFCArchvile · · Score: 0, Troll
    YOU BASTARDS!!

    I go and find a much more suitable news site, and now you go and slashdot it. I guess that's the thanks I get from the elitist nerdy schmucks who think that They Might Be Giants are the best musicians around.



    Therefore, since I can't stand the forum section of this website any longer, I hereby retire this account, with a karma of at least 46 (worst case, and I know that some of you pompous Slashdotters with mod points will lunge at the negative moderations like anons at a fresh thread). As for the heartless hinds who are clicking and clicking on the ShackES link, I hope your workstation segfaults or gets a kernel panic within the next week.


    Besides, Xian is more interesting than John Carmack is. At least he presents his sense of humor to us.

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    1. Re:I only have this to say... by ZoeSch · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Fucking Slashdotters

      -Xian

      ???? :]

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    2. Re:I only have this to say... by verbatim · · Score: 1

      You know, that is starting to wear thin. Really thin.

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    3. Re:I only have this to say... by sexninja · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      OMG LINUX!!

  54. Man, my ass is stinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    I don't know what's going on, maybe it was something I ate or I didn't wipe well earlier, but my ass is STINKING today. I could smell it when I was sitting on the couch watching TV this afternoon. I guess I could take a shower, but I'm one lazy mofo. I've just been carefull not to do any scratching so my fingers don't get all stinky. Must have been something I ate - even my farts are curling the hairs in my nose. Maybe I had a fart that came with some extra, I don't know. But I haven't felt any squishing or chaffing so I don't think that's the case. All I know is that I can smell ASS - serious ass! I mean, like, public restroom ass. When I fart, the room smells like restroom ass, and I don't mean all mediciny but more like when you walk into a Wal-Mart stall. Good think I wear black underwear for days like today.

  55. Magic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember when a Magic the Gathering tourney was on ESPN. While it's a lot of fun to play, the tourney was about as fun to watch as watching paint dry. I think a lot of viewer acceptance has to do with presentation. Witness Battlebots! So if the network powers that be decide to make a go of professional gaming, they better not let it look like they're on a goof. About the best thing they could do is hire a good mix of ad agents, "style" experts, and intelligent gamers to come up with a game plan (pardon the pun). Something like that should not ever be done on a shoestring. Has anyone heard anything about the new game channel?

  56. Re:Important Warning about viewing in -1 Nested mo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Taco,

    A filter please.

    Thanks,Matthew

  57. The Geek stereotype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find it funny to see all these people pointing and laughing at what they percieve as geeks. It is somewhat ironic considering anyone associated with a technology job these days has probably been pigeon holed that way themselves before. I find it ESPECIALLY ironic considering it says "News for nerds" up in the top lefthand corner of this site. Is this just your way of making yourself feel better about it? Just because these guys are having fun with technology doesn't make them any more geeks than you are. Just like you they come from all walks of life. Just like you they may joke about being a nerd sometimes. But Just like you they hate being seriously called geeks just because someone is too lazy to find out more about them and gets high off that sort of thing. The fact is video games have become more popular than ANY type of sport with the young people of today. EVERY new generation is growing up holding a video game controller these days. If you think that the stereotype of a gamer geek is going to apply to the people of tomorrow then you are sadly mistaken.

    --James "Sling_Blade" Lewis
    Domain of Games

  58. other things on ESPN2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if espn2 can show magic the gathering, why not professional counter-strike? CS is at least halfway interesting to watch

  59. NiP? by Suppafly · · Score: 1

    are they like the older, tougher Bananas in Pajama's that are always coming down the stairs?

  60. Re: ESPN and Future by jradkowski · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I am a writer for Challenge-us.com a hardcore gamer site. Ive been gaming competetively for roughly 2 years now and yes $50k is nothing to sneeze at but it wasnt the most ever awarded. A $150k purse _WAS_ the most. (approx a year-year and half ago) This, however, was the first major Counter Strike Tourney so far and I am guessing many more to come. (None so far have matched up to this scale) While I am not a Counter Strike (CS) Player I have kept an open mind about it, even though I am a hard core quake3er and what I saw today on HLTV was amazing. The games were well played and I also like what control the spectator got in watching. Now step back and think of this... CS is a FREE MOD for HL. Yes FREE, and it gets this much attention and is this large, its just baffling that they don't have more problems then they already do.

    On the net there are quite a few bots and hacks out that some of the filtering doesnt get. Its slowly being changed but from what I saw today as far as gaming and teamplay and fun I think I will be playing counter strike a bit more then I do already.

    As for ESPN... their cameras WERE there and yes it will be airing sometime in a special I think. As for gaming TV... its already in the works/reality. G4 was announced by Comcast and should be available soon!!!! I will definately be ordering that channel when its available, should be interesting to see how much they cover. (Consoles to hardcore gaming I am assuming)

    Joe Radkowski
    aka
    D|S-Syn

  61. Re:PUNCH /. IN TEH FACE!!! by Saeger · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    *NUKED*

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  62. TK's don't count by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 1

    Remember that - it's easy to rack up kills, when you start out shooting your teammembers.

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    1. Re:TK's don't count by Sk3lt · · Score: 1

      nah we had it make it minus a kill every time you killed a member and also if you killed a team-member 3 times then you got booted off the game.

  63. Magic the Gathering by NeuroKoan · · Score: 1

    Your argument is great, execpt for one thing, I got to see a Magic the Gathering Tournament on ESPN2 a few years back. Never say never. Absolute statements are always wrong.

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  64. When will this be on... cable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.g4media.com/

    try that. Starts in April 2002. I can't wait.

    (for the lazy: it's a video game channel, hopefully they will show some of the bigger tournaments :)

  65. And in other, completely ignored news... by Aardappel · · Score: 1

    Slackers win the north european "smackdown" quakeworld competition over L, with a 3-1 win.

    http://www.challenge-eu.com/smackdown/north/

  66. What about World Cyber Games? by Otis_INF · · Score: 2

    They've just ended: http://www.worldcybergames.com, held in South Korea, with competitions in Counterstrike among other games with competitors from 37 countries. I think, with a pricemoney of $300,000.- , the WCG is a more important game event than the CPL.

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    1. Re:What about World Cyber Games? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The World Cyber Games had more money because they are based in Korea, a country completely obsessed with video games. Also, The CPL focused on 1 game, while the World Cyber Games spread itself over everything. The World Cyber Games was much less organized as well. When given a choice between the two competitions, most CS players went to The CPL. I don't think it is fair to call The WCG the most important after all that.

      --Sling_Blade

  67. what is CPL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CPL is at http://www.thecpl.com)

    Coverage - http://www.avault.com/events/wce/

    Domain of Games - http://www.domainofgames.com/

  68. CPL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CPL is the Cyberathlete Professional League
    www.thecpl.com

    Best general coverage was at the Adrenaline Vault
    www.avault.com

    Best detailed coverage at Domain of Games
    www.domainofgames.com

  69. Re: ESPN and Future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A $150k purse _WAS_ the most. (approx a year-year and half ago)

    What event was that?

  70. You want commentary? by CheechBG · · Score: 1

    Hey, if Hollywood can hire John Madden and Pat Summerall to overlay commentary on Keanu Reeves, I'm sure the CPL can have them lay down some phrases at the matches. Hot damn, I can just hear it...

    (Madden scribbling furiously on his e-chalkboard) "So you have this guy charging up the middle with his deagle, when the defender on the other sides NAILS his with his AWM. WHAP. Then you have the newbie over there at the bombsite who drops the bomb off target. Doink. Now here comes the entire NiP offense to run over the n00b. Now that's some Counter-Strike ownage."

    Or it could just be me. :)

  71. actually... by gdoliner · · Score: 2, Informative

    espn was at this tournament recording footage for airing at a later, undetermined date.

  72. ESPN shows... sports? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All this talkf of ESPN showing sports... do they still do that? They can show professional computer gaming, and yet more 'traditional' sports that have been around for centuries, are in the Olympic games, can't make it on air at all (fencing for example).

    seems a bit scewed to me...

  73. SportsCenter is the milestone by davidhan · · Score: 1

    I'm sure eventually some high-stakes gaming competition will make it on a ESPN channel if it hasn't already. The real milestone will be when it makes SportsCenter. I remember seeing Sumo highlights on SC before, so why not CPL?

  74. Re: ESPN and Future by jradkowski · · Score: 1

    Correction :) $100k was the most given out in a 'Pro Gaming' tourney :)

    linkage:

    http://www.avault.com/razercpl/index.asp?p=tourn am ent

    It was a quake3 1v1 tourney, which has been the game of pro gamers for the last year-year and half till Counter Strike Became the game of the CPL. I was thinking of $150k because the CPL announced last year that there would be a quake3 1v1 $150k tourney in december as their 'big thing' but around march they backed out of that statement and started the switch to CS.

    Joe