3D Images Of Valles Marineris

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3D Images Of Valles Marineris

Posted by timothy on Monday December 10, 2001 @05:31PM from the night-sky dept.

EccentricAnomaly writes: "Adrian Lark and Olivier de Goursac have made some spectacular 3D renderings of the Valles Marineris of Mars from Mars Global Surveyor data. That site is in French, but space.com has a write-up in English. Some of the images are from the bottom of Melas Chasma, which is a possible landing site for the MER rovers in 2003. Adrian Lark has software that you can use to generate your own images with data from MGS's MOLA instrument."

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1st? by Anonymous Coward · 2001-12-10 17:34 · Score: -1, Offtopic

p0st?
I like mars by Anonymous Coward · 2001-12-10 17:34 · Score: 0

cool pictures
cool by faeryman · 2001-12-10 17:36 · Score: -1, Offtopic

but when will artist's ever draw how the Nazi's and Japanese flew to Mars during WWII?

ha! i thought not! if i wasn't such a crackpot i'd draw it myself.

--

,
faeryman
1. Re:cool by George+WIPO+Bush · 2001-12-10 17:57 · Score: -1
  
  Those weren't Nazis, those were my balls. They flew to Mars, twice. My big enormous balls that you CAN SUCK ON.
  
  --
  J. Wipo Troll, Esq.
  Crapflooder Associates
  Slashdot.org
Great.... by djonsson · 2001-12-10 17:38 · Score: 1

new desktop pictures!
WIPO, bringing you the snot! by George+WIPO+Bush · 2001-12-10 17:39 · Score: -1
THE OFFICIAL TACO-SNOTTING FAQ By The WIPO Troll, $Revision: 1.12 $

Why have I been receiving emails from CmdrTaco, in which he seems to be speaking in some kind of code language?

Whenever Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda gets bored (and who wouldn't, running a site like Slashdot all day), he roams through the Slashdot database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy engaging in homosexual orgies with him. How he determines this is anyone's guess; but if you have a homosexual-sounding nickname, or a nick with the letter P in it, you're in trouble.

So this time, he found you. Lucky you.

CmdrTaco's code language is relatively easy to decipher. He prefers to speak in thinly-veiled sexual innuendo to evade the watchful (but relatively stupid) eye of Slashdot's parent corporation, VA Software. CmdrTaco's "Commander" is, of course, his penis -- a small, withered little thing that lives in his pants that only comes out in the presence of other men or at the beck and call of CmdrTaco's own right hand. His "Taco bells" are the shriveled testes that droop beneath his Commander, and his "Taco sauce" is his, well, jizz. It should be more than obvious to you now what he means when he asks you to "ring his Taco bells" or "taste his gourmet Taco sauce."

Lastly, there is a practice he refers to as "Taco-snotting" and the more shocking "circle-snot."

Good Lord. What is "Taco-snotting?"

"Taco-snotting" is the term used by CmdrTaco to refer to the practice of sucking the penis of a homosexual man (or unwilling heterosexual; CmdrTaco is rumored to prefer rape), then blowing the semen out his nose onto his partner's (victim's) face and body. A long, bubbly stream of milky-white semen is left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose and down his cheek: hence the term, "Taco-snotting."

A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk, another practice common among the Slashdot crew. CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and Taco-snot each other with their gooey, sticky cum -- spooging their jizz-snot all over each other's faces and pasty, white bodies, until they're covered head to toe with each other's man juice. This can go on for hours. For the homosexual penetration that follows this lengthy foreplay, Roblowme is usually there to provide plenty of anal lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease ready to go.

To complete this perverted orgy, fellow geeks Michael, Timothy, and Jamie will usually join in, dressed in tight leather mock-S.S. uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves. The whole group then proceeds to snot each other's spunk and whip each other's pudgy asses with riding crops and chains until their pale, white geek bodies are exhausted and soaked in stinking sweat from the hours of passionate, homosexual revelry.

Ewwwwww. So, can I stop receiving these emails?

Hopefully.

You most likely forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your account preferences. CmdrTaco has probably already got the hots for your wad, and he's probably already been lurking outside your bathroom window for weeks with a camera, some tissues and lube. There's no escaping a geek in heat, so it's probably too late for you, but you can possibly rectify this situation. To remove yourself from CmdrTaco's sights, log into your Slashdot account, go to your user page, click on Messages, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot." Maybe he'll ignore you. Probably not.

I can't stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?

If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, restraining orders, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object capable of warding off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. Trust me, when they charge... oh, the humanity. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, you will most likely end up tied up in his basement to be used as his sex slave for the rest of your life (or until he accidentally drowns you in spunk in a circle-snot).

Have you ever been Taco-Snotted?

Unfortunately, yes. I first met CmdrTaco at an Open Source Convention. He invited me back to his room for a game of Quake and some "gourmet Tacos," but when I got there, he jumped me and tied me to his bed, stripping me. After taking his "Commander" out of his pants, Mr. Taco made me suck the withered thing six times. He then performed his vile Taco-snotting ritual on me three times over the next two hours, bringing me to orgasm after sweaty, mind-numbing orgasm... then he snotted my own milky-white jizz back onto my face, into my mouth, then again on my exposed belly.

CmdrTaco invited several of his Open Source (or rather, "Open Sauce" -- man sauce) buddies over to continue the twisted snotfest. Linux Torvalds raped my ass with his "monolithic kernel," and Anal Cox used his "network stack" in a multitude of unspeakable ways on and in every orifice in my defenseless body. Michael was there in his leather Nazi uniform, caning my ass with a bamboo pole and ranting about "all those Censorware freaks out to get him."

How did you finally escape, you ask? After about 16 hours of countless homosexual atrocities perpetrated against my restrained body, they all finally went to sleep on top of me, sweat-soaked and exhausted. I was left there, covered in bubbly, translucent jizz-snot, chained to the bed, with half a dozen fat, pasty-white fags lying around and on top of me. Fortunately the spooge coating my flesh worked wonderfully as a lubricant; I was able to squirm my way out of the handcuffs and slip out the back door. I'm just glad I survived the ordeal. These geeks had a lot of built-up spunk in their wads -- I could've easily been drowned!

That's horrible. Does "Taco-snotting" have anything to do with CmdrTaco's "special taco"?

No, that's a different disgusting perversion CmdrTaco indulges himself in. CmdrTaco is usually not satisfied with merely snotting your own jizz back onto your face, he most often enjoys involving his own bodily fluids in his twisted games. WeatherTroll has spent some time trying to educate the Slashdot readership about this vile practice (emphasis added):
You may be wondering what CmdrTaco's "special taco" is. You will be wishing that you hadn't been wondering after you finish reading this post. To make his "special taco", CmdrTaco takes a taco shell and shits on it. He then adds lettuce, jacks off on the taco, and adds a compound to make the person who eats the taco unconscious. Of course, the compound does not make the person unconscious until the taco is fully eaten. Thus CmdrTaco force-feeds the taco to the unsuspecting victim.

After the victim is unconscious, he is held against his will and used for CmdrTaco's nefarious sexual purposes. This includes shoving taco shells up the victim's ass, Taco-snotting, and getting Jon Katz involved.
Completely different, yet no less revolting. It should be clear to you now that CmdrTaco is a very, very sick individual, as are most of the Slashdot editors.

Does Jon Katz get involved in any of this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.

Actually, Jon Katz is a homosexual paedophile. He's also a coprophiliac, and, many suspect, a zoophile. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called " Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little-boy slaves: a vile practice which involves administering an enema to himself of the little boy's urine (forced out of them with a pair of pliers), spooging the vile muck from his ass back into the enema bag, then squirting and slathering the goo all over himself, and the little boy's chained-up and naked bodies. If he's in the mood, he will sometimes skip refilling the enema bag and just squirt it from his ass onto his boys. Unwilling boys are further tortured with the pliers until they comply and allow Mr. Katz to juicy-douche them for the rest of their lives.

As I already said, Mr. Katz is also a zoophile. As if the sexual escapades with the helpless little boys aren't enough, Jon usually enjoys his juicy-douches best when his penis is firmly planted in a female goat's anus. He is also rumoured to get off on watching his little boys eat the goat's small, bean-like turds.

...Are you getting hard writing this?

Why, yes. :) Join me in a WIPO-snot?

No, thanks. I'm already CmdrTaco's boi toi.

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READER COMMENTS
1. Fucking hilarious too bad it didnt get a 5:Funny (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 19:01 (#2644105)
  
  this is good shit man
2. Re:Taco-snotting@Home! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by Dark_Cobra87 on 2001.12.01 23:03 (#2642180)
  
  Oops, forgot to check that Taco-snot option...
3. Re:Fuck Linux! Fuck him hard! (Score:-1)
  by Fecal Troll Matter on 2001.12.01 20:55 (#2641791)
  
  Mmmmmmm, Taco Sauce...
  
  Sig (appended to the end of comments you post, 120 chars)
4. Look (Score:-1)
  by ArchieBunker on 2001.12.01 20:19 (#2641679)
  
  I love trolling but this shit is getting old, fast. At least start mixing them up a little bit. How about the 'How OSM was Freed' series?
  http://www.naawp.org/
5. Re:Congratulations! You have been WIPO'd!! (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.01 8:37 (#2640602)
  
  Stop posting this! I've got hangover and Taco Snotting doesn't make me feel any better.
  
  I'm really glad that Taco Snotting is illegal here in Europe.
6. Re:Snot me baby, one more time! (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.30 1:01 (#2634213)
  
  Get a life you loser! Don't you have anything better to do than insult CmdrTaco and the gay community? We are not perverts, we are human beings just like you. So give it a rest!
7. Re:Hello, perdida!!! Won't you snot my face tonigh (Score:-1)
  by perdida on on 2001.11.27 14:13 (#2618764)
  
  Shut up you asshole.
  
  I am not great, I am merely adequate. I live in adequacy.
8. Go back to Russia. (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.26 22:22 (#2616035)
  
  You weiner trool!
9. Re:The Taco-Snotting FAQ Rides Again!! (Updated so (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.25 9:14 (#2609574)
  
  try to find a pic of actual "taco-snotting"! fucking funny it would be! so go to gay porn sites day in and day out until you find a man giving another man a blowjob that has jizz coming out of his nose and mouth. by the way, keep up the good work
10. Re:Snotting another first!! (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.23 12:18 (#2603370)
  
  WIPO, this is getting waaaay old, either drop it or revise it.... there've been no updates for days now...
  
  CmdrTaco
11. Re:It's Taco SPAM!!! (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.22 17:28 (#2600815)
  
  A truly excellent and very humourous troll indeed!
  However...
  
  To complete this perverted orgy, fellow geeks Michael, Timothy, and Jamie often join in, dressed in black Gestapo uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves.
  
  Black GeStaPo uniforms? The GeStaPo (Geheime Staatspolizei - Secret State Police) wore civilian clothes (although there are reports on them occasionally using Allgemeine SS uniforms in occupied territories).
  
  I seriously doubt that perverted individuals like CmdrTaco et al would have the good taste to ever wear the outstandingly beautiful black Waffen SS uniforms! Please update the FAQ accordingly.
  - Re:It's Taco SPAM!!! (Score:0)
    by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.23 4:06 (#2602610)
    
    Actually, it appears you are both wrong!! Ah ha!! I think our boy WIPO was thinking of the Allgemeine SS uniforms. Waffen SS were grey.
12. Re:Microsoft's Taco-Snotting Connection (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.21 4:49 (#2594325)
  
  oh yeah, you say you have masturbated only 2 times to this post. well, by the time it takes for me to get through reading it, i usually end up masturbated 5 to 6 times, 10 to 12 if i have the goatse.cx homepage loaded up and am looking at it side by side with the slashdot page. my keyboard, hands, mouse, monitor, the underside of my desk and around the floor under my desk are cum soaked and sticky with the man smell i know and love.
13. Re:Microsoft's Taco-Snotting Connection (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.21 4:41 (#2594311)
  
  for version 2 you should make a total re-write of the cod...errr...text and add some details about cmdrtaco and the homo-gang's happenings with their coworkers (osdn?) and all of the gay revelry they enjoy and promote. by the way, did i just see cmdrtaco on television promoting the nax hair removal system? i guess after using vaseline in and around his ass he grew quite a ponytail and it had to be removed somehow...ouch!
14. Re:Microsoft's Taco-Snotting Connection (Score:-1, Troll)
  by TRoLLaXoR on 2001.11.21 3:59 (#2594191)
  
  WIPO, do you notice how few comments you get for anything you write/post/spam nowadays?
  
  -Trollaxor
15. Jon-Katz docking (Score:-1)
  by sales_worldwide on 2001.11.20 11:53 (#2588488)
  
  You forgot to mention Jon Katz's "docking" games, where he places his chopper head to head with another chap, and rolls the other guys foreskin over his own circumcised end ("docking"), providing him with fantasies of actually having his own forskin ...
  "Making linux GPL was the best thing I ever did" - Torvalds. I'd hate to see the worst thing...
16. Re:Snotting a first! (Score:-1)
  by Fucky the troll on 2001.11.20 11:28 (#2588446)
  
  Woah! When did the WIPO troll get freed? And how the fuck did I miss it?
  
  Excellent FP, sir.
  
  This is a sig virus. Please put me in your sig
17. Re:Snotting a first! (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.20 11:04 (#2588407)
  
  omg that is crapflooding material if i ever saw it!!!!!! and u got a first post!!!! whoot to the wipo troll!!!
18. GW, please.... (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.19 9:03 (#2583756)
  
  GW...you know we love every hair on your 27 acre ass... and I, for one, would never do anything untowards your graceful demeanor. And you probably have several friends that would love to help you do the bear dance all over my face if I so much as spelled your name wrong. And you know I'd defend your Constitutional right to defame God in heaven. I'd even help fund your education, should you ever decide to take that route. Hell, I'd buy you a tall tepid bear-whiz beer if you were here with me, right now!
  
  But. ...if you can't find another topic, I'm gonna step over your dead mother's grave and kick your assuredly anesthetitized butt clear across the playground.
  
  Now go stick your shaved head back down inside the woman's toilet, and just to show there's no hard feelings, I'll jump in the tow-truck and drive right over to help you pull it right out...ok?
  
  thanks
19. Re:Help me Taco-Snotters!! (Score:-1)
  by mark knopfler 69 on 2001.11.19 8:25 (#2583695)
  
  I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU SIR. FOR ONE THING, THE E-MAIL FROM CMDRTACO DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH GRAMMATICAL AND SPELLING MISTAKES. Let's be realistic here, CmdrTaco usually types with one hand, and since he is shaking from jacking off his aim on the keyboard isn't too good. Those e-mails were a little too well written. Sorry boy, you'll have to do better.
20. Re: What the hell is "taco snotting"? (Score:-1)
  by WeatherTroll on 2001.11.19 8:14 (#2583667)
  
  You should update this to say VA Software instead of VA Linux.
21. YOU ARE WINNER (Score:1)
  by smackmonkey on 2001.11.19 7:06 (#2583510)
  
  Crackhead moderators: this is +5, Hilarious material.
  
  --
  CNN declares War on Islam!
  Left-wing America declares War on its Civil Liberties!
22. Re:On Taco-Snotting 1.9 (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.19 5:40 (#2583336)
  
  This was funny the first 100 times. Now it is getting boring!
23. Digusting and Shameful (Score:-1)
  by egg troll on 2001.11.18 22:27 (#2582054)
  
  Having masturbated *twice* to this post, I'm still incredibly aroused! Come over for a Taco Snot. I'll be wearing my crotchless Clifford the Big Red Dog outfit!!
  
  For more info check out this /. article
24. IMPROVE THE FAQ (Score:-1, Flamebait)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.18 12:03 (#2580822)
  
  add more links to goatse and to cowboineal's site to make it better. a link to rotten.com would be nice too
  - Re:IMPROVE THE FAQ (Score:0)
    by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.18 12:18 (#2580832)
    
    and a link to michael's site and to jon katz's site if he has one and homo's site. i dont know what else to say. maybe a few links to phallic.org they have nice penis pictures! a link to the planet quake site or whatever. really make the reader feel this faq really answers their questions. oh yeah, and when you talk about cmdrtaco snotting you, say he brought you to "orgasm after sweaty orgasm". describe it more is all i'm saying. and use more italics and bolding! and when you talk about jon katz shitting or whatever have a link to fecal japan on rotten.com
    
    other wise a great job wipo troll! keep up the good work!
25. Re:CmdrTaco's filthy secret! (Score:-1)
  by Wil Wheaton on 2001.11.18 6:41 (#2580438)
  
  Hi. Let's be buddies.. butt buddies.
  --
  WIL WHEATON DOT NET
26. WIPO speaks the truth (Score:-1)
  by dead_puppy on 2001.11.18 5:33 (#2580342)
  
  Here is an e-mail I received a week ago:
  
  From: malda@slashdot.org To: puppy_dead@hotmail.com Subject: were where you last friday? :( I thought we where supposed to meet at Backdoor's at 8-ish, sugar-lips? You could've at least told me that you could'nt make it! I was even in my favorite pink skirt for you, honey-cup... next time, you could be more considarite and tell me you cant come... bastard. -- CmdrTaco (malda@slashdot.org)
  You finding Ling-Ling's head?
27. Taco snotting is WRONG!!! (Score:-1)
  by Big_Ass_Spork on 2001.11.18 4:53 (#2580300)
  
  I do it wrong
  
  Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
  
  Massaging my nutsack she....
  
  WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
  
  Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass. [goatse.cx]
  
  "OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"
  
  "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"
  
  I DO IT WRONG!!!!
  
  ---
  All your Sporks are belong to Big_Ass_Spork! What you say?! All your Sporks are belo... forget it...
28. Rob Malda Dead at age 25! (Score:-1)
  by j0nkatz on 2001.11.17 22:54 (#2579596)
  
  I just heard some sad news on the radio -- famous queerbait Rob Malda was found dead in his Holland home this morning. The details were a bit hazy, but it seems that he drowned in jizz while Taco Snotting his friend Hemos. I'm sure everyone in the /. community will miss him -- even if you didn't enjoy his queer antics and boring ass website, there's no denying his contributions to the homosesual cultural development, particularly in the areas of Taco snotting. Truly an American icon.
  
  I wanna Open Source sex so it won't be worth a shit either.
29. TACO-SNOTTING is really Donkey-Punching (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.15 6:38 (#2567601)
  
  No no no, the correct term for that is "donkey-punch". I have eye-witnessed this amazing eye-popping event demonstrated on unsuspecting hose-monsters by my frat brothers in the past.. . :-)
30. Re:the effect of knowlege laws... (Score:1)
  by AbsoluteRelativity on 2001.11.15 5:31 (#2567457)
  
  The WIPO Troll
  Slashdot and the Karma Lottery - News for uber monkeys, by uber monkeys.
31. Re:Taco-Snotting (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.13 9:27 (#2557632)
  
  Oh, man that's just sick !
32. HOW DO I GET AN ANONYMOUS PROXY? (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.13 9:03 (#2557604)
  
  TELL ME WHERE I CAN GET AN ANONYMOUS proxy please WIPO Troll. Maybe later i will join you in a snotting at my place. ;P
33. Re:Taco-Snottage!?!?!? (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by vikool on 2001.11.13 7:43 (#2557495)
  
  what is this bull shit,i feel offened that some people feel so so senseless to post stuff like these esp when such a tragic incident has occured
34. Re:Taco-felching!! (Score:-1)
  by I.T.R.A.R.K. on 2001.11.11 22:38 (#2551890)
  
  Where the fuck do I sign up?!
  
  - I throw rocks at retarded kids
  
  "Adequacy.org: Where congenital stupidity is not an option, but a requirement."
35. Re:Taco-felching!! (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 21:53 (#2551753)
  
  this shit is hilarious..keep up the good work.
36. Re:Taco-felching!! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by rockwood on 2001.11.11 21:49 (#2551746)
  
  OMG! That is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard! WHo in their right mind would sit down and waste the time to construct such a replusive story. I guess I'll be skipping lunch and dinner today.. and possibly tomorrow also. The game doesn't affect reality. Reality affects the game.
37. Re:Ban this! It's disgusting!! (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 14:43 (#2550701)
  
  dude, this is crap-flood material if i ever saw it.
  duuuuuuuuudddddddddddddeeeeeeeee.
38. Re:Taco-Snotting = HATE SPEECH (Score:-1, Flamebait)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 8:16 (#2550266)
  
  horny_rob_6969@hotmail.com
  
  Ah, so that's what the alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.horny-rob newsgroup is about!
39. MOD THIS UP PLEASE!!! (Score:-1)
  by egg troll on 2001.11.11 5:34 (#2550024)
  
  +5, Arousing
  
  For more info check out this /. article
40. Re:Taco-Snotting = HATE SPEECH (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 4:39 (#2549891)
  
  WINNER>
41. Re:Taco-Snotting = HATE SPEECH (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 4:37 (#2549887)
  
  I love you. Why do you use your bitchslapped account, rather than signing up for a new account to post at +1 before getting bitchslapped by the censors here? I guess I should speak for myself, but I don't want to log out and lose all my slashdot customization properties, nor do I want to lose my 50 karma yet.
42. Re:On Taco-Snotting (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.09 9:19 (#2542412)
  
  you fucking rock! right down to the expanded cvs id!
  
  WIPO trolls > linux
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slashdot effect... by burtonator · 2001-12-10 17:40 · Score: 2

Hm. 10 pictures at ~ 500k each.

That is 5M per client !!!!

Can someone say Slashdot effect!!!???

yow @Q#$@#$%^

Kevin
Wow by rosssw · 2001-12-10 17:41 · Score: 0

What else can you say but wow! These pictures are breathtaking. I'm glad I got in so early before this site got slashdotted.
Significance? by Mtn_Dewd · 2001-12-10 17:42 · Score: 1

Can anyone speculate what this may actually do to perpetuate Mars interest? Any ideas what it will do for the community?

--

My little sad piece of the internet: www.mtndewd
I like to spooge on CmdrTaco's man titties!! by George+WIPO+Bush · 2001-12-10 17:42 · Score: -1
THE OFFICIAL TACO-SNOTTING FAQ By The WIPO Troll, $Revision: 1.12 $

Why have I been receiving emails from CmdrTaco, in which he seems to be speaking in some kind of code language?

Whenever Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda gets bored (and who wouldn't, running a site like Slashdot all day), he roams through the Slashdot database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy engaging in homosexual orgies with him. How he determines this is anyone's guess; but if you have a homosexual-sounding nickname, or a nick with the letter P in it, you're in trouble.

So this time, he found you. Lucky you.

CmdrTaco's code language is relatively easy to decipher. He prefers to speak in thinly-veiled sexual innuendo to evade the watchful (but relatively stupid) eye of Slashdot's parent corporation, VA Software. CmdrTaco's "Commander" is, of course, his penis -- a small, withered little thing that lives in his pants that only comes out in the presence of other men or at the beck and call of CmdrTaco's own right hand. His "Taco bells" are the shriveled testes that droop beneath his Commander, and his "Taco sauce" is his, well, jizz. It should be more than obvious to you now what he means when he asks you to "ring his Taco bells" or "taste his gourmet Taco sauce."

Lastly, there is a practice he refers to as "Taco-snotting" and the more shocking "circle-snot."

Good Lord. What is "Taco-snotting?"

"Taco-snotting" is the term used by CmdrTaco to refer to the practice of sucking the penis of a homosexual man (or unwilling heterosexual; CmdrTaco is rumored to prefer rape), then blowing the semen out his nose onto his partner's (victim's) face and body. A long, bubbly stream of milky-white semen is left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose and down his cheek: hence the term, "Taco-snotting."

A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk, another practice common among the Slashdot crew. CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and Taco-snot each other with their gooey, sticky cum -- spooging their jizz-snot all over each other's faces and pasty, white bodies, until they're covered head to toe with each other's man juice. This can go on for hours. For the homosexual penetration that follows this lengthy foreplay, Roblowme is usually there to provide plenty of anal lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease ready to go.

To complete this perverted orgy, fellow geeks Michael, Timothy, and Jamie will usually join in, dressed in tight leather mock-S.S. uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves. The whole group then proceeds to snot each other's spunk and whip each other's pudgy asses with riding crops and chains until their pale, white geek bodies are exhausted and soaked in stinking sweat from the hours of passionate, homosexual revelry.

Ewwwwww. So, can I stop receiving these emails?

Hopefully.

You most likely forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your account preferences. CmdrTaco has probably already got the hots for your wad, and he's probably already been lurking outside your bathroom window for weeks with a camera, some tissues and lube. There's no escaping a geek in heat, so it's probably too late for you, but you can possibly rectify this situation. To remove yourself from CmdrTaco's sights, log into your Slashdot account, go to your user page, click on Messages, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot." Maybe he'll ignore you. Probably not.

I can't stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?

If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, restraining orders, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object capable of warding off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. Trust me, when they charge... oh, the humanity. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, you will most likely end up tied up in his basement to be used as his sex slave for the rest of your life (or until he accidentally drowns you in spunk in a circle-snot).

Have you ever been Taco-Snotted?

Unfortunately, yes. I first met CmdrTaco at an Open Source Convention. He invited me back to his room for a game of Quake and some "gourmet Tacos," but when I got there, he jumped me and tied me to his bed, stripping me. After taking his "Commander" out of his pants, Mr. Taco made me suck the withered thing six times. He then performed his vile Taco-snotting ritual on me three times over the next two hours, bringing me to orgasm after sweaty, mind-numbing orgasm... then he snotted my own milky-white jizz back onto my face, into my mouth, then again on my exposed belly.

CmdrTaco invited several of his Open Source (or rather, "Open Sauce" -- man sauce) buddies over to continue the twisted snotfest. Linux Torvalds raped my ass with his "monolithic kernel," and Anal Cox used his "network stack" in a multitude of unspeakable ways on and in every orifice in my defenseless body. Michael was there in his leather Nazi uniform, caning my ass with a bamboo pole and ranting about "all those Censorware freaks out to get him."

How did you finally escape, you ask? After about 16 hours of countless homosexual atrocities perpetrated against my restrained body, they all finally went to sleep on top of me, sweat-soaked and exhausted. I was left there, covered in bubbly, translucent jizz-snot, chained to the bed, with half a dozen fat, pasty-white fags lying around and on top of me. Fortunately the spooge coating my flesh worked wonderfully as a lubricant; I was able to squirm my way out of the handcuffs and slip out the back door. I'm just glad I survived the ordeal. These geeks had a lot of built-up spunk in their wads -- I could've easily been drowned!

That's horrible. Does "Taco-snotting" have anything to do with CmdrTaco's "special taco"?

No, that's a different disgusting perversion CmdrTaco indulges himself in. CmdrTaco is usually not satisfied with merely snotting your own jizz back onto your face, he most often enjoys involving his own bodily fluids in his twisted games. WeatherTroll has spent some time trying to educate the Slashdot readership about this vile practice (emphasis added):
You may be wondering what CmdrTaco's "special taco" is. You will be wishing that you hadn't been wondering after you finish reading this post. To make his "special taco", CmdrTaco takes a taco shell and shits on it. He then adds lettuce, jacks off on the taco, and adds a compound to make the person who eats the taco unconscious. Of course, the compound does not make the person unconscious until the taco is fully eaten. Thus CmdrTaco force-feeds the taco to the unsuspecting victim.

After the victim is unconscious, he is held against his will and used for CmdrTaco's nefarious sexual purposes. This includes shoving taco shells up the victim's ass, Taco-snotting, and getting Jon Katz involved.
Completely different, yet no less revolting. It should be clear to you now that CmdrTaco is a very, very sick individual, as are most of the Slashdot editors.

Does Jon Katz get involved in any of this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.

Actually, Jon Katz is a homosexual paedophile. He's also a coprophiliac, and, many suspect, a zoophile. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called " Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little-boy slaves: a vile practice which involves administering an enema to himself of the little boy's urine (forced out of them with a pair of pliers), spooging the vile muck from his ass back into the enema bag, then squirting and slathering the goo all over himself, and the little boy's chained-up and naked bodies. If he's in the mood, he will sometimes skip refilling the enema bag and just squirt it from his ass onto his boys. Unwilling boys are further tortured with the pliers until they comply and allow Mr. Katz to juicy-douche them for the rest of their lives.

As I already said, Mr. Katz is also a zoophile. As if the sexual escapades with the helpless little boys aren't enough, Jon usually enjoys his juicy-douches best when his penis is firmly planted in a female goat's anus. He is also rumoured to get off on watching his little boys eat the goat's small, bean-like turds.

...Are you getting hard writing this?

Why, yes. :) Join me in a WIPO-snot?

No, thanks. I'm already CmdrTaco's boi toi.

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READER COMMENTS
1. Fucking hilarious too bad it didnt get a 5:Funny (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 19:01 (#2644105)
  
  this is good shit man
2. Re:Taco-snotting@Home! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by Dark_Cobra87 on 2001.12.01 23:03 (#2642180)
  
  Oops, forgot to check that Taco-snot option...
3. Re:Fuck Linux! Fuck him hard! (Score:-1)
  by Fecal Troll Matter on 2001.12.01 20:55 (#2641791)
  
  Mmmmmmm, Taco Sauce...
  
  Sig (appended to the end of comments you post, 120 chars)
4. Look (Score:-1)
  by ArchieBunker on 2001.12.01 20:19 (#2641679)
  
  I love trolling but this shit is getting old, fast. At least start mixing them up a little bit. How about the 'How OSM was Freed' series?
  http://www.naawp.org/
5. Re:Congratulations! You have been WIPO'd!! (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.01 8:37 (#2640602)
  
  Stop posting this! I've got hangover and Taco Snotting doesn't make me feel any better.
  
  I'm really glad that Taco Snotting is illegal here in Europe.
6. Re:Snot me baby, one more time! (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.30 1:01 (#2634213)
  
  Get a life you loser! Don't you have anything better to do than insult CmdrTaco and the gay community? We are not perverts, we are human beings just like you. So give it a rest!
7. Re:Hello, perdida!!! Won't you snot my face tonigh (Score:-1)
  by perdida on on 2001.11.27 14:13 (#2618764)
  
  Shut up you asshole.
  
  I am not great, I am merely adequate. I live in adequacy.
8. Go back to Russia. (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.26 22:22 (#2616035)
  
  You weiner trool!
9. Re:The Taco-Snotting FAQ Rides Again!! (Updated so (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.25 9:14 (#2609574)
  
  try to find a pic of actual "taco-snotting"! fucking funny it would be! so go to gay porn sites day in and day out until you find a man giving another man a blowjob that has jizz coming out of his nose and mouth. by the way, keep up the good work
10. Re:Snotting another first!! (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.23 12:18 (#2603370)
  
  WIPO, this is getting waaaay old, either drop it or revise it.... there've been no updates for days now...
  
  CmdrTaco
11. Re:It's Taco SPAM!!! (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.22 17:28 (#2600815)
  
  A truly excellent and very humourous troll indeed!
  However...
  
  To complete this perverted orgy, fellow geeks Michael, Timothy, and Jamie often join in, dressed in black Gestapo uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves.
  
  Black GeStaPo uniforms? The GeStaPo (Geheime Staatspolizei - Secret State Police) wore civilian clothes (although there are reports on them occasionally using Allgemeine SS uniforms in occupied territories).
  
  I seriously doubt that perverted individuals like CmdrTaco et al would have the good taste to ever wear the outstandingly beautiful black Waffen SS uniforms! Please update the FAQ accordingly.
  - Re:It's Taco SPAM!!! (Score:0)
    by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.23 4:06 (#2602610)
    
    Actually, it appears you are both wrong!! Ah ha!! I think our boy WIPO was thinking of the Allgemeine SS uniforms. Waffen SS were grey.
12. Re:Microsoft's Taco-Snotting Connection (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.21 4:49 (#2594325)
  
  oh yeah, you say you have masturbated only 2 times to this post. well, by the time it takes for me to get through reading it, i usually end up masturbated 5 to 6 times, 10 to 12 if i have the goatse.cx homepage loaded up and am looking at it side by side with the slashdot page. my keyboard, hands, mouse, monitor, the underside of my desk and around the floor under my desk are cum soaked and sticky with the man smell i know and love.
13. Re:Microsoft's Taco-Snotting Connection (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.21 4:41 (#2594311)
  
  for version 2 you should make a total re-write of the cod...errr...text and add some details about cmdrtaco and the homo-gang's happenings with their coworkers (osdn?) and all of the gay revelry they enjoy and promote. by the way, did i just see cmdrtaco on television promoting the nax hair removal system? i guess after using vaseline in and around his ass he grew quite a ponytail and it had to be removed somehow...ouch!
14. Re:Microsoft's Taco-Snotting Connection (Score:-1, Troll)
  by TRoLLaXoR on 2001.11.21 3:59 (#2594191)
  
  WIPO, do you notice how few comments you get for anything you write/post/spam nowadays?
  
  -Trollaxor
15. Jon-Katz docking (Score:-1)
  by sales_worldwide on 2001.11.20 11:53 (#2588488)
  
  You forgot to mention Jon Katz's "docking" games, where he places his chopper head to head with another chap, and rolls the other guys foreskin over his own circumcised end ("docking"), providing him with fantasies of actually having his own forskin ...
  "Making linux GPL was the best thing I ever did" - Torvalds. I'd hate to see the worst thing...
16. Re:Snotting a first! (Score:-1)
  by Fucky the troll on 2001.11.20 11:28 (#2588446)
  
  Woah! When did the WIPO troll get freed? And how the fuck did I miss it?
  
  Excellent FP, sir.
  
  This is a sig virus. Please put me in your sig
17. Re:Snotting a first! (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.20 11:04 (#2588407)
  
  omg that is crapflooding material if i ever saw it!!!!!! and u got a first post!!!! whoot to the wipo troll!!!
18. GW, please.... (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.19 9:03 (#2583756)
  
  GW...you know we love every hair on your 27 acre ass... and I, for one, would never do anything untowards your graceful demeanor. And you probably have several friends that would love to help you do the bear dance all over my face if I so much as spelled your name wrong. And you know I'd defend your Constitutional right to defame God in heaven. I'd even help fund your education, should you ever decide to take that route. Hell, I'd buy you a tall tepid bear-whiz beer if you were here with me, right now!
  
  But. ...if you can't find another topic, I'm gonna step over your dead mother's grave and kick your assuredly anesthetitized butt clear across the playground.
  
  Now go stick your shaved head back down inside the woman's toilet, and just to show there's no hard feelings, I'll jump in the tow-truck and drive right over to help you pull it right out...ok?
  
  thanks
19. Re:Help me Taco-Snotters!! (Score:-1)
  by mark knopfler 69 on 2001.11.19 8:25 (#2583695)
  
  I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU SIR. FOR ONE THING, THE E-MAIL FROM CMDRTACO DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH GRAMMATICAL AND SPELLING MISTAKES. Let's be realistic here, CmdrTaco usually types with one hand, and since he is shaking from jacking off his aim on the keyboard isn't too good. Those e-mails were a little too well written. Sorry boy, you'll have to do better.
20. Re: What the hell is "taco snotting"? (Score:-1)
  by WeatherTroll on 2001.11.19 8:14 (#2583667)
  
  You should update this to say VA Software instead of VA Linux.
21. YOU ARE WINNER (Score:1)
  by smackmonkey on 2001.11.19 7:06 (#2583510)
  
  Crackhead moderators: this is +5, Hilarious material.
  
  --
  CNN declares War on Islam!
  Left-wing America declares War on its Civil Liberties!
22. Re:On Taco-Snotting 1.9 (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.19 5:40 (#2583336)
  
  This was funny the first 100 times. Now it is getting boring!
23. Digusting and Shameful (Score:-1)
  by egg troll on 2001.11.18 22:27 (#2582054)
  
  Having masturbated *twice* to this post, I'm still incredibly aroused! Come over for a Taco Snot. I'll be wearing my crotchless Clifford the Big Red Dog outfit!!
  
  For more info check out this /. article
24. IMPROVE THE FAQ (Score:-1, Flamebait)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.18 12:03 (#2580822)
  
  add more links to goatse and to cowboineal's site to make it better. a link to rotten.com would be nice too
  - Re:IMPROVE THE FAQ (Score:0)
    by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.18 12:18 (#2580832)
    
    and a link to michael's site and to jon katz's site if he has one and homo's site. i dont know what else to say. maybe a few links to phallic.org they have nice penis pictures! a link to the planet quake site or whatever. really make the reader feel this faq really answers their questions. oh yeah, and when you talk about cmdrtaco snotting you, say he brought you to "orgasm after sweaty orgasm". describe it more is all i'm saying. and use more italics and bolding! and when you talk about jon katz shitting or whatever have a link to fecal japan on rotten.com
    
    other wise a great job wipo troll! keep up the good work!
25. Re:CmdrTaco's filthy secret! (Score:-1)
  by Wil Wheaton on 2001.11.18 6:41 (#2580438)
  
  Hi. Let's be buddies.. butt buddies.
  --
  WIL WHEATON DOT NET
26. WIPO speaks the truth (Score:-1)
  by dead_puppy on 2001.11.18 5:33 (#2580342)
  
  Here is an e-mail I received a week ago:
  
  From: malda@slashdot.org To: puppy_dead@hotmail.com Subject: were where you last friday? :( I thought we where supposed to meet at Backdoor's at 8-ish, sugar-lips? You could've at least told me that you could'nt make it! I was even in my favorite pink skirt for you, honey-cup... next time, you could be more considarite and tell me you cant come... bastard. -- CmdrTaco (malda@slashdot.org)
  You finding Ling-Ling's head?
27. Taco snotting is WRONG!!! (Score:-1)
  by Big_Ass_Spork on 2001.11.18 4:53 (#2580300)
  
  I do it wrong
  
  Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
  
  Massaging my nutsack she....
  
  WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
  
  Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass. [goatse.cx]
  
  "OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"
  
  "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"
  
  I DO IT WRONG!!!!
  
  ---
  All your Sporks are belong to Big_Ass_Spork! What you say?! All your Sporks are belo... forget it...
28. Rob Malda Dead at age 25! (Score:-1)
  by j0nkatz on 2001.11.17 22:54 (#2579596)
  
  I just heard some sad news on the radio -- famous queerbait Rob Malda was found dead in his Holland home this morning. The details were a bit hazy, but it seems that he drowned in jizz while Taco Snotting his friend Hemos. I'm sure everyone in the /. community will miss him -- even if you didn't enjoy his queer antics and boring ass website, there's no denying his contributions to the homosesual cultural development, particularly in the areas of Taco snotting. Truly an American icon.
  
  I wanna Open Source sex so it won't be worth a shit either.
29. TACO-SNOTTING is really Donkey-Punching (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.15 6:38 (#2567601)
  
  No no no, the correct term for that is "donkey-punch". I have eye-witnessed this amazing eye-popping event demonstrated on unsuspecting hose-monsters by my frat brothers in the past.. . :-)
30. Re:the effect of knowlege laws... (Score:1)
  by AbsoluteRelativity on 2001.11.15 5:31 (#2567457)
  
  The WIPO Troll
  Slashdot and the Karma Lottery - News for uber monkeys, by uber monkeys.
31. Re:Taco-Snotting (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.13 9:27 (#2557632)
  
  Oh, man that's just sick !
32. HOW DO I GET AN ANONYMOUS PROXY? (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.13 9:03 (#2557604)
  
  TELL ME WHERE I CAN GET AN ANONYMOUS proxy please WIPO Troll. Maybe later i will join you in a snotting at my place. ;P
33. Re:Taco-Snottage!?!?!? (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by vikool on 2001.11.13 7:43 (#2557495)
  
  what is this bull shit,i feel offened that some people feel so so senseless to post stuff like these esp when such a tragic incident has occured
34. Re:Taco-felching!! (Score:-1)
  by I.T.R.A.R.K. on 2001.11.11 22:38 (#2551890)
  
  Where the fuck do I sign up?!
  
  - I throw rocks at retarded kids
  
  "Adequacy.org: Where congenital stupidity is not an option, but a requirement."
35. Re:Taco-felching!! (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 21:53 (#2551753)
  
  this shit is hilarious..keep up the good work.
36. Re:Taco-felching!! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by rockwood on 2001.11.11 21:49 (#2551746)
  
  OMG! That is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard! WHo in their right mind would sit down and waste the time to construct such a replusive story. I guess I'll be skipping lunch and dinner today.. and possibly tomorrow also. The game doesn't affect reality. Reality affects the game.
37. Re:Ban this! It's disgusting!! (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 14:43 (#2550701)
  
  dude, this is crap-flood material if i ever saw it.
  duuuuuuuuudddddddddddddeeeeeeeee.
38. Re:Taco-Snotting = HATE SPEECH (Score:-1, Flamebait)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 8:16 (#2550266)
  
  horny_rob_6969@hotmail.com
  
  Ah, so that's what the alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.horny-rob newsgroup is about!
39. MOD THIS UP PLEASE!!! (Score:-1)
  by egg troll on 2001.11.11 5:34 (#2550024)
  
  +5, Arousing
  
  For more info check out this /. article
40. Re:Taco-Snotting = HATE SPEECH (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 4:39 (#2549891)
  
  WINNER>
41. Re:Taco-Snotting = HATE SPEECH (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 4:37 (#2549887)
  
  I love you. Why do you use your bitchslapped account, rather than signing up for a new account to post at +1 before getting bitchslapped by the censors here? I guess I should speak for myself, but I don't want to log out and lose all my slashdot customization properties, nor do I want to lose my 50 karma yet.
42. Re:On Taco-Snotting (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.09 9:19 (#2542412)
  
  you fucking rock! right down to the expanded cvs id!
  
  WIPO trolls > linux
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3d images by Anonymous Coward · 2001-12-10 17:44 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Ooh baby, you look so sexy in that Pampers 6. Shake that bootie, lift up your dress, please!!!
I want to see your diaper exposed.

If your kids uses LUNIX, he is a hacker!!
So, who's first? by EnamelMachineSoca · 2001-12-10 17:44 · Score: -1, Offtopic

...I wonder who will be the first Mars tourist. I nominate Bill Gates, but give him a one way ticket.
1. Re:So, who's first? by Anonymous Coward · 2001-12-10 19:38 · Score: -1, Offtopic
  
  +2, Mindless MSFT Bashing
2. Re:So, who's first? by EnamelMachineSoca · 2001-12-10 20:05 · Score: -1, Offtopic
  
  Thank you! ...I think.
I found some semen in my diaper by Anonymous Coward · 2001-12-10 17:46 · Score: -1, Offtopic

I am wearing a Luvs, size 6. Has anyone else ever had this problem? I was also sucking on a pacifier at the time that this happened. I was masturbating pretty hard earlier in the evening, and I think I got my Barney diaper all dirty. I will surely get a spanking. Can someone help?
1. Re:I found some semen in my diaper by George+WIPO+Bush · 2001-12-10 17:53 · Score: -1
  
  I can spank you. I just finished sucking on my sister's feet and spanking her -- she's a bad little 8 year-old slut. I caught her IMing naked pics of herself to CmdrTaco and masturbating in front of her webcam to him!
  
  --
  J. Wipo Troll, Esq.
  Crapflooder Associates
  Slashdot.org
2. Re:I found some semen in my diaper by egg+troll · 2001-12-16 10:58 · Score: -1
  
  Jon Katz, please stop posting your fantasies on Slashdot.
  
  --
  
  C - A language that combines the speed of assembly with the ease of use of assembly.
Dinner poll by Anonymous Coward · 2001-12-10 17:48 · Score: -1, Offtopic

What did you have for dinner? I had macaroni and cheese myself. Please answer truthfully. Thanks!!

Diaper Troll
1. Re:Dinner poll by George+WIPO+Bush · 2001-12-10 17:51 · Score: -1
  
  I ate CmdrTaco's jizz-snot, then I snotted it back on his face. I think he licked it up after that. Then I squatted down and took a big ol' dump right on Hemos's face, felched it all up and sneezed that on CmdrTaco too!! My sister was there too; that 8 year-old little bitch can really give great head! Oh, yeah, then we got the dog involved, and --
  
  --
  J. Wipo Troll, Esq.
  Crapflooder Associates
  Slashdot.org
Snotty cumstains all over the upholstery!! by George+WIPO+Bush · 2001-12-10 17:49 · Score: -1
THE OFFICIAL TACO-SNOTTING FAQ By The WIPO Troll, $Revision: 1.12 $

Why have I been receiving emails from CmdrTaco, in which he seems to be speaking in some kind of code language?

Whenever Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda gets bored (and who wouldn't, running a site like Slashdot all day), he roams through the Slashdot database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy engaging in homosexual orgies with him. How he determines this is anyone's guess; but if you have a homosexual-sounding nickname, or a nick with the letter P in it, you're in trouble.

So this time, he found you. Lucky you.

CmdrTaco's code language is relatively easy to decipher. He prefers to speak in thinly-veiled sexual innuendo to evade the watchful (but relatively stupid) eye of Slashdot's parent corporation, VA Software. CmdrTaco's "Commander" is, of course, his penis -- a small, withered little thing that lives in his pants that only comes out in the presence of other men or at the beck and call of CmdrTaco's own right hand. His "Taco bells" are the shriveled testes that droop beneath his Commander, and his "Taco sauce" is his, well, jizz. It should be more than obvious to you now what he means when he asks you to "ring his Taco bells" or "taste his gourmet Taco sauce."

Lastly, there is a practice he refers to as "Taco-snotting" and the more shocking "circle-snot."

Good Lord. What is "Taco-snotting?"

"Taco-snotting" is the term used by CmdrTaco to refer to the practice of sucking the penis of a homosexual man (or unwilling heterosexual; CmdrTaco is rumored to prefer rape), then blowing the semen out his nose onto his partner's (victim's) face and body. A long, bubbly stream of milky-white semen is left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose and down his cheek: hence the term, "Taco-snotting."

A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk, another practice common among the Slashdot crew. CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and Taco-snot each other with their gooey, sticky cum -- spooging their jizz-snot all over each other's faces and pasty, white bodies, until they're covered head to toe with each other's man juice. This can go on for hours. For the homosexual penetration that follows this lengthy foreplay, Roblowme is usually there to provide plenty of anal lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease ready to go.

To complete this perverted orgy, fellow geeks Michael, Timothy, and Jamie will usually join in, dressed in tight leather mock-S.S. uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves. The whole group then proceeds to snot each other's spunk and whip each other's pudgy asses with riding crops and chains until their pale, white geek bodies are exhausted and soaked in stinking sweat from the hours of passionate, homosexual revelry.

Ewwwwww. So, can I stop receiving these emails?

Hopefully.

You most likely forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your account preferences. CmdrTaco has probably already got the hots for your wad, and he's probably already been lurking outside your bathroom window for weeks with a camera, some tissues and lube. There's no escaping a geek in heat, so it's probably too late for you, but you can possibly rectify this situation. To remove yourself from CmdrTaco's sights, log into your Slashdot account, go to your user page, click on Messages, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot." Maybe he'll ignore you. Probably not.

I can't stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?

If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, restraining orders, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object capable of warding off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. Trust me, when they charge... oh, the humanity. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, you will most likely end up tied up in his basement to be used as his sex slave for the rest of your life (or until he accidentally drowns you in spunk in a circle-snot).

Have you ever been Taco-Snotted?

Unfortunately, yes. I first met CmdrTaco at an Open Source Convention. He invited me back to his room for a game of Quake and some "gourmet Tacos," but when I got there, he jumped me and tied me to his bed, stripping me. After taking his "Commander" out of his pants, Mr. Taco made me suck the withered thing six times. He then performed his vile Taco-snotting ritual on me three times over the next two hours, bringing me to orgasm after sweaty, mind-numbing orgasm... then he snotted my own milky-white jizz back onto my face, into my mouth, then again on my exposed belly.

CmdrTaco invited several of his Open Source (or rather, "Open Sauce" -- man sauce) buddies over to continue the twisted snotfest. Linux Torvalds raped my ass with his "monolithic kernel," and Anal Cox used his "network stack" in a multitude of unspeakable ways on and in every orifice in my defenseless body. Michael was there in his leather Nazi uniform, caning my ass with a bamboo pole and ranting about "all those Censorware freaks out to get him."

How did you finally escape, you ask? After about 16 hours of countless homosexual atrocities perpetrated against my restrained body, they all finally went to sleep on top of me, sweat-soaked and exhausted. I was left there, covered in bubbly, translucent jizz-snot, chained to the bed, with half a dozen fat, pasty-white fags lying around and on top of me. Fortunately the spooge coating my flesh worked wonderfully as a lubricant; I was able to squirm my way out of the handcuffs and slip out the back door. I'm just glad I survived the ordeal. These geeks had a lot of built-up spunk in their wads -- I could've easily been drowned!

That's horrible. Does "Taco-snotting" have anything to do with CmdrTaco's "special taco"?

No, that's a different disgusting perversion CmdrTaco indulges himself in. CmdrTaco is usually not satisfied with merely snotting your own jizz back onto your face, he most often enjoys involving his own bodily fluids in his twisted games. WeatherTroll has spent some time trying to educate the Slashdot readership about this vile practice (emphasis added):
You may be wondering what CmdrTaco's "special taco" is. You will be wishing that you hadn't been wondering after you finish reading this post. To make his "special taco", CmdrTaco takes a taco shell and shits on it. He then adds lettuce, jacks off on the taco, and adds a compound to make the person who eats the taco unconscious. Of course, the compound does not make the person unconscious until the taco is fully eaten. Thus CmdrTaco force-feeds the taco to the unsuspecting victim.

After the victim is unconscious, he is held against his will and used for CmdrTaco's nefarious sexual purposes. This includes shoving taco shells up the victim's ass, Taco-snotting, and getting Jon Katz involved.
Completely different, yet no less revolting. It should be clear to you now that CmdrTaco is a very, very sick individual, as are most of the Slashdot editors.

Does Jon Katz get involved in any of this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.

Actually, Jon Katz is a homosexual paedophile. He's also a coprophiliac, and, many suspect, a zoophile. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called " Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little-boy slaves: a vile practice which involves administering an enema to himself of the little boy's urine (forced out of them with a pair of pliers), spooging the vile muck from his ass back into the enema bag, then squirting and slathering the goo all over himself, and the little boy's chained-up and naked bodies. If he's in the mood, he will sometimes skip refilling the enema bag and just squirt it from his ass onto his boys. Unwilling boys are further tortured with the pliers until they comply and allow Mr. Katz to juicy-douche them for the rest of their lives.

As I already said, Mr. Katz is also a zoophile. As if the sexual escapades with the helpless little boys aren't enough, Jon usually enjoys his juicy-douches best when his penis is firmly planted in a female goat's anus. He is also rumoured to get off on watching his little boys eat the goat's small, bean-like turds.

...Are you getting hard writing this?

Why, yes. :) Join me in a WIPO-snot?

No, thanks. I'm already CmdrTaco's boi toi.

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READER COMMENTS
1. Fucking hilarious too bad it didnt get a 5:Funny (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 19:01 (#2644105)
  
  this is good shit man
2. Re:Taco-snotting@Home! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by Dark_Cobra87 on 2001.12.01 23:03 (#2642180)
  
  Oops, forgot to check that Taco-snot option...
3. Re:Fuck Linux! Fuck him hard! (Score:-1)
  by Fecal Troll Matter on 2001.12.01 20:55 (#2641791)
  
  Mmmmmmm, Taco Sauce...
  
  Sig (appended to the end of comments you post, 120 chars)
4. Look (Score:-1)
  by ArchieBunker on 2001.12.01 20:19 (#2641679)
  
  I love trolling but this shit is getting old, fast. At least start mixing them up a little bit. How about the 'How OSM was Freed' series?
  http://www.naawp.org/
5. Re:Congratulations! You have been WIPO'd!! (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.01 8:37 (#2640602)
  
  Stop posting this! I've got hangover and Taco Snotting doesn't make me feel any better.
  
  I'm really glad that Taco Snotting is illegal here in Europe.
6. Re:Snot me baby, one more time! (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.30 1:01 (#2634213)
  
  Get a life you loser! Don't you have anything better to do than insult CmdrTaco and the gay community? We are not perverts, we are human beings just like you. So give it a rest!
7. Re:Hello, perdida!!! Won't you snot my face tonigh (Score:-1)
  by perdida on on 2001.11.27 14:13 (#2618764)
  
  Shut up you asshole.
  
  I am not great, I am merely adequate. I live in adequacy.
8. Go back to Russia. (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.26 22:22 (#2616035)
  
  You weiner trool!
9. Re:The Taco-Snotting FAQ Rides Again!! (Updated so (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.25 9:14 (#2609574)
  
  try to find a pic of actual "taco-snotting"! fucking funny it would be! so go to gay porn sites day in and day out until you find a man giving another man a blowjob that has jizz coming out of his nose and mouth. by the way, keep up the good work
10. Re:Snotting another first!! (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.23 12:18 (#2603370)
  
  WIPO, this is getting waaaay old, either drop it or revise it.... there've been no updates for days now...
  
  CmdrTaco
11. Re:It's Taco SPAM!!! (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.22 17:28 (#2600815)
  
  A truly excellent and very humourous troll indeed!
  However...
  
  To complete this perverted orgy, fellow geeks Michael, Timothy, and Jamie often join in, dressed in black Gestapo uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves.
  
  Black GeStaPo uniforms? The GeStaPo (Geheime Staatspolizei - Secret State Police) wore civilian clothes (although there are reports on them occasionally using Allgemeine SS uniforms in occupied territories).
  
  I seriously doubt that perverted individuals like CmdrTaco et al would have the good taste to ever wear the outstandingly beautiful black Waffen SS uniforms! Please update the FAQ accordingly.
  - Re:It's Taco SPAM!!! (Score:0)
    by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.23 4:06 (#2602610)
    
    Actually, it appears you are both wrong!! Ah ha!! I think our boy WIPO was thinking of the Allgemeine SS uniforms. Waffen SS were grey.
12. Re:Microsoft's Taco-Snotting Connection (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.21 4:49 (#2594325)
  
  oh yeah, you say you have masturbated only 2 times to this post. well, by the time it takes for me to get through reading it, i usually end up masturbated 5 to 6 times, 10 to 12 if i have the goatse.cx homepage loaded up and am looking at it side by side with the slashdot page. my keyboard, hands, mouse, monitor, the underside of my desk and around the floor under my desk are cum soaked and sticky with the man smell i know and love.
13. Re:Microsoft's Taco-Snotting Connection (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.21 4:41 (#2594311)
  
  for version 2 you should make a total re-write of the cod...errr...text and add some details about cmdrtaco and the homo-gang's happenings with their coworkers (osdn?) and all of the gay revelry they enjoy and promote. by the way, did i just see cmdrtaco on television promoting the nax hair removal system? i guess after using vaseline in and around his ass he grew quite a ponytail and it had to be removed somehow...ouch!
14. Re:Microsoft's Taco-Snotting Connection (Score:-1, Troll)
  by TRoLLaXoR on 2001.11.21 3:59 (#2594191)
  
  WIPO, do you notice how few comments you get for anything you write/post/spam nowadays?
  
  -Trollaxor
15. Jon-Katz docking (Score:-1)
  by sales_worldwide on 2001.11.20 11:53 (#2588488)
  
  You forgot to mention Jon Katz's "docking" games, where he places his chopper head to head with another chap, and rolls the other guys foreskin over his own circumcised end ("docking"), providing him with fantasies of actually having his own forskin ...
  "Making linux GPL was the best thing I ever did" - Torvalds. I'd hate to see the worst thing...
16. Re:Snotting a first! (Score:-1)
  by Fucky the troll on 2001.11.20 11:28 (#2588446)
  
  Woah! When did the WIPO troll get freed? And how the fuck did I miss it?
  
  Excellent FP, sir.
  
  This is a sig virus. Please put me in your sig
17. Re:Snotting a first! (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.20 11:04 (#2588407)
  
  omg that is crapflooding material if i ever saw it!!!!!! and u got a first post!!!! whoot to the wipo troll!!!
18. GW, please.... (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.19 9:03 (#2583756)
  
  GW...you know we love every hair on your 27 acre ass... and I, for one, would never do anything untowards your graceful demeanor. And you probably have several friends that would love to help you do the bear dance all over my face if I so much as spelled your name wrong. And you know I'd defend your Constitutional right to defame God in heaven. I'd even help fund your education, should you ever decide to take that route. Hell, I'd buy you a tall tepid bear-whiz beer if you were here with me, right now!
  
  But. ...if you can't find another topic, I'm gonna step over your dead mother's grave and kick your assuredly anesthetitized butt clear across the playground.
  
  Now go stick your shaved head back down inside the woman's toilet, and just to show there's no hard feelings, I'll jump in the tow-truck and drive right over to help you pull it right out...ok?
  
  thanks
19. Re:Help me Taco-Snotters!! (Score:-1)
  by mark knopfler 69 on 2001.11.19 8:25 (#2583695)
  
  I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU SIR. FOR ONE THING, THE E-MAIL FROM CMDRTACO DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH GRAMMATICAL AND SPELLING MISTAKES. Let's be realistic here, CmdrTaco usually types with one hand, and since he is shaking from jacking off his aim on the keyboard isn't too good. Those e-mails were a little too well written. Sorry boy, you'll have to do better.
20. Re: What the hell is "taco snotting"? (Score:-1)
  by WeatherTroll on 2001.11.19 8:14 (#2583667)
  
  You should update this to say VA Software instead of VA Linux.
21. YOU ARE WINNER (Score:1)
  by smackmonkey on 2001.11.19 7:06 (#2583510)
  
  Crackhead moderators: this is +5, Hilarious material.
  
  --
  CNN declares War on Islam!
  Left-wing America declares War on its Civil Liberties!
22. Re:On Taco-Snotting 1.9 (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.19 5:40 (#2583336)
  
  This was funny the first 100 times. Now it is getting boring!
23. Digusting and Shameful (Score:-1)
  by egg troll on 2001.11.18 22:27 (#2582054)
  
  Having masturbated *twice* to this post, I'm still incredibly aroused! Come over for a Taco Snot. I'll be wearing my crotchless Clifford the Big Red Dog outfit!!
  
  For more info check out this /. article
24. IMPROVE THE FAQ (Score:-1, Flamebait)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.18 12:03 (#2580822)
  
  add more links to goatse and to cowboineal's site to make it better. a link to rotten.com would be nice too
  - Re:IMPROVE THE FAQ (Score:0)
    by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.18 12:18 (#2580832)
    
    and a link to michael's site and to jon katz's site if he has one and homo's site. i dont know what else to say. maybe a few links to phallic.org they have nice penis pictures! a link to the planet quake site or whatever. really make the reader feel this faq really answers their questions. oh yeah, and when you talk about cmdrtaco snotting you, say he brought you to "orgasm after sweaty orgasm". describe it more is all i'm saying. and use more italics and bolding! and when you talk about jon katz shitting or whatever have a link to fecal japan on rotten.com
    
    other wise a great job wipo troll! keep up the good work!
25. Re:CmdrTaco's filthy secret! (Score:-1)
  by Wil Wheaton on 2001.11.18 6:41 (#2580438)
  
  Hi. Let's be buddies.. butt buddies.
  --
  WIL WHEATON DOT NET
26. WIPO speaks the truth (Score:-1)
  by dead_puppy on 2001.11.18 5:33 (#2580342)
  
  Here is an e-mail I received a week ago:
  
  From: malda@slashdot.org To: puppy_dead@hotmail.com Subject: were where you last friday? :( I thought we where supposed to meet at Backdoor's at 8-ish, sugar-lips? You could've at least told me that you could'nt make it! I was even in my favorite pink skirt for you, honey-cup... next time, you could be more considarite and tell me you cant come... bastard. -- CmdrTaco (malda@slashdot.org)
  You finding Ling-Ling's head?
27. Taco snotting is WRONG!!! (Score:-1)
  by Big_Ass_Spork on 2001.11.18 4:53 (#2580300)
  
  I do it wrong
  
  Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
  
  Massaging my nutsack she....
  
  WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
  
  Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass. [goatse.cx]
  
  "OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"
  
  "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"
  
  I DO IT WRONG!!!!
  
  ---
  All your Sporks are belong to Big_Ass_Spork! What you say?! All your Sporks are belo... forget it...
28. Rob Malda Dead at age 25! (Score:-1)
  by j0nkatz on 2001.11.17 22:54 (#2579596)
  
  I just heard some sad news on the radio -- famous queerbait Rob Malda was found dead in his Holland home this morning. The details were a bit hazy, but it seems that he drowned in jizz while Taco Snotting his friend Hemos. I'm sure everyone in the /. community will miss him -- even if you didn't enjoy his queer antics and boring ass website, there's no denying his contributions to the homosesual cultural development, particularly in the areas of Taco snotting. Truly an American icon.
  
  I wanna Open Source sex so it won't be worth a shit either.
29. TACO-SNOTTING is really Donkey-Punching (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.15 6:38 (#2567601)
  
  No no no, the correct term for that is "donkey-punch". I have eye-witnessed this amazing eye-popping event demonstrated on unsuspecting hose-monsters by my frat brothers in the past.. . :-)
30. Re:the effect of knowlege laws... (Score:1)
  by AbsoluteRelativity on 2001.11.15 5:31 (#2567457)
  
  The WIPO Troll
  Slashdot and the Karma Lottery - News for uber monkeys, by uber monkeys.
31. Re:Taco-Snotting (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.13 9:27 (#2557632)
  
  Oh, man that's just sick !
32. HOW DO I GET AN ANONYMOUS PROXY? (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.13 9:03 (#2557604)
  
  TELL ME WHERE I CAN GET AN ANONYMOUS proxy please WIPO Troll. Maybe later i will join you in a snotting at my place. ;P
33. Re:Taco-Snottage!?!?!? (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by vikool on 2001.11.13 7:43 (#2557495)
  
  what is this bull shit,i feel offened that some people feel so so senseless to post stuff like these esp when such a tragic incident has occured
34. Re:Taco-felching!! (Score:-1)
  by I.T.R.A.R.K. on 2001.11.11 22:38 (#2551890)
  
  Where the fuck do I sign up?!
  
  - I throw rocks at retarded kids
  
  "Adequacy.org: Where congenital stupidity is not an option, but a requirement."
35. Re:Taco-felching!! (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 21:53 (#2551753)
  
  this shit is hilarious..keep up the good work.
36. Re:Taco-felching!! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by rockwood on 2001.11.11 21:49 (#2551746)
  
  OMG! That is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard! WHo in their right mind would sit down and waste the time to construct such a replusive story. I guess I'll be skipping lunch and dinner today.. and possibly tomorrow also. The game doesn't affect reality. Reality affects the game.
37. Re:Ban this! It's disgusting!! (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 14:43 (#2550701)
  
  dude, this is crap-flood material if i ever saw it.
  duuuuuuuuudddddddddddddeeeeeeeee.
38. Re:Taco-Snotting = HATE SPEECH (Score:-1, Flamebait)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 8:16 (#2550266)
  
  horny_rob_6969@hotmail.com
  
  Ah, so that's what the alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.horny-rob newsgroup is about!
39. MOD THIS UP PLEASE!!! (Score:-1)
  by egg troll on 2001.11.11 5:34 (#2550024)
  
  +5, Arousing
  
  For more info check out this /. article
40. Re:Taco-Snotting = HATE SPEECH (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 4:39 (#2549891)
  
  WINNER>
41. Re:Taco-Snotting = HATE SPEECH (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 4:37 (#2549887)
  
  I love you. Why do you use your bitchslapped account, rather than signing up for a new account to post at +1 before getting bitchslapped by the censors here? I guess I should speak for myself, but I don't want to log out and lose all my slashdot customization properties, nor do I want to lose my 50 karma yet.
42. Re:On Taco-Snotting (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.09 9:19 (#2542412)
  
  you fucking rock! right down to the expanded cvs id!
  
  WIPO trolls > linux
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Slashdot effect? by Anonymous Coward · 2001-12-10 17:49 · Score: -1, Redundant

Their site gave up faster than a Frenchman to an Invading German...

Ok - bad joke.
Desert by bananaape · 2001-12-10 17:50 · Score: 1

Those pictures remind me of some random desert I visited when I was younger. It seems Mars should be a National Park before we even get there.
I was modded down by a stupid moderator by Anonymous Coward · 2001-12-10 17:50 · Score: -1, Flamebait

That's right! Santa has you on the naughty list! And the only way to get yourself on the "NICE" list, is to spread a little Christmas cheer by passing on some of these wonderful Christmas toons to your friends and family!
Tis a shame by natslovR · 2001-12-10 17:51 · Score: 1

There were some nice piccies there. Three and eight were the ones I was desperately trying to grab as the site disappeared off the net.. oh well, guess i'll just try again in a few days.
I have a mirror by Anonymous Coward · 2001-12-10 17:53 · Score: -1, Offtopic

I have a mirror, in my bathroom! hahaha! you fools. I fooled you. You thought I meant a copy of the website. You're so stupid!
3D Images? by Anonymous Coward · 2001-12-10 17:57 · Score: -1, Flamebait

It absolutely must have involved a mac. They do everything better, dont you know? Why, they probably use them for all serious number crunching as they are SUPERcomputers, unlike your crappy PCs and Linux boxen, whatever those are. I'm sure an iPod was involved too, and FIREWIRE was probably used as well. Steve Jobs is THE MAN. Totally.
List of Mp3's to download by Anonymous Coward · 2001-12-10 17:57 · Score: -1, Flamebait

A Flock of Seagulls - I Ran At The Drive In - One Armed Scissor Afroman- Because I got High Depeche Mode- Strangelove Depeche Mode - World in my Eyes Buddy holly - Maybe Baby Dave Matthews - Crash into Me Devo - Whip It Frankie Goes to Hollywood - Relax
1. Re:List of Mp3's to download by Anonymous Coward · 2001-12-10 19:04 · Score: -1, Offtopic
  
  The sad thing is, I actually have all of these mp3 files.Stupid moderators.
Steve Jobs, Dead at 47 by buttfucker2000 · 2001-12-10 18:00 · Score: -1

I just heard sad news on the radio - Steve Jobs was found dead in this Cupertino home this morning. There weren't any more details - it was just a little news blurb. I'm sure the Mac-lover community will miss him; even if you didn't like his iMac or iPod, there's no denying his contribution to fruity computer design. Truly an icon.

--
Free Anne Tomlinson!!
wery pritty... by mlk · 2001-12-10 18:00 · Score: 2, Interesting

As these are generated, I wounder if we could get them in the next version of BattleZone, BZ III fight for Mars (uses real maps of Mars).

I think it would be cool
Mlk

--
Wow, I should not post when knackered.
1. Re:wery pritty... by Cryptosporidium · 2001-12-10 23:36 · Score: 2
  
  I think they (Activition) used NASA photos for the planets in Battlezone (PC edition). I know the Moon had satellite imagery, and I'd bet that Mars did too.
  
  The terrain wasn't modeled after Mars, though, since it had to be molded to fit the mission.
  
  "GhostFire" - former PlanetBattlezone site director
******* Hello, Taco-SNOT ******* by George+WIPO+Bush · 2001-12-10 18:01 · Score: -1
THE OFFICIAL TACO-SNOTTING FAQ By The WIPO Troll, $Revision: 1.12 $

Why have I been receiving emails from CmdrTaco, in which he seems to be speaking in some kind of code language?

Whenever Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda gets bored (and who wouldn't, running a site like Slashdot all day), he roams through the Slashdot database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy engaging in homosexual orgies with him. How he determines this is anyone's guess; but if you have a homosexual-sounding nickname, or a nick with the letter P in it, you're in trouble.

So this time, he found you. Lucky you.

CmdrTaco's code language is relatively easy to decipher. He prefers to speak in thinly-veiled sexual innuendo to evade the watchful (but relatively stupid) eye of Slashdot's parent corporation, VA Software. CmdrTaco's "Commander" is, of course, his penis -- a small, withered little thing that lives in his pants that only comes out in the presence of other men or at the beck and call of CmdrTaco's own right hand. His "Taco bells" are the shriveled testes that droop beneath his Commander, and his "Taco sauce" is his, well, jizz. It should be more than obvious to you now what he means when he asks you to "ring his Taco bells" or "taste his gourmet Taco sauce."

Lastly, there is a practice he refers to as "Taco-snotting" and the more shocking "circle-snot."

Good Lord. What is "Taco-snotting?"

"Taco-snotting" is the term used by CmdrTaco to refer to the practice of sucking the penis of a homosexual man (or unwilling heterosexual; CmdrTaco is rumored to prefer rape), then blowing the semen out his nose onto his partner's (victim's) face and body. A long, bubbly stream of milky-white semen is left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose and down his cheek: hence the term, "Taco-snotting."

A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk, another practice common among the Slashdot crew. CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and Taco-snot each other with their gooey, sticky cum -- spooging their jizz-snot all over each other's faces and pasty, white bodies, until they're covered head to toe with each other's man juice. This can go on for hours. For the homosexual penetration that follows this lengthy foreplay, Roblowme is usually there to provide plenty of anal lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease ready to go.

To complete this perverted orgy, fellow geeks Michael, Timothy, and Jamie will usually join in, dressed in tight leather mock-S.S. uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves. The whole group then proceeds to snot each other's spunk and whip each other's pudgy asses with riding crops and chains until their pale, white geek bodies are exhausted and soaked in stinking sweat from the hours of passionate, homosexual revelry.

Ewwwwww. So, can I stop receiving these emails?

Hopefully.

You most likely forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your account preferences. CmdrTaco has probably already got the hots for your wad, and he's probably already been lurking outside your bathroom window for weeks with a camera, some tissues and lube. There's no escaping a geek in heat, so it's probably too late for you, but you can possibly rectify this situation. To remove yourself from CmdrTaco's sights, log into your Slashdot account, go to your user page, click on Messages, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot." Maybe he'll ignore you. Probably not.

I can't stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?

If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, restraining orders, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object capable of warding off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. Trust me, when they charge... oh, the humanity. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, you will most likely end up tied up in his basement to be used as his sex slave for the rest of your life (or until he accidentally drowns you in spunk in a circle-snot).

Have you ever been Taco-Snotted?

Unfortunately, yes. I first met CmdrTaco at an Open Source Convention. He invited me back to his room for a game of Quake and some "gourmet Tacos," but when I got there, he jumped me and tied me to his bed, stripping me. After taking his "Commander" out of his pants, Mr. Taco made me suck the withered thing six times. He then performed his vile Taco-snotting ritual on me three times over the next two hours, bringing me to orgasm after sweaty, mind-numbing orgasm... then he snotted my own milky-white jizz back onto my face, into my mouth, then again on my exposed belly.

CmdrTaco invited several of his Open Source (or rather, "Open Sauce" -- man sauce) buddies over to continue the twisted snotfest. Linux Torvalds raped my ass with his "monolithic kernel," and Anal Cox used his "network stack" in a multitude of unspeakable ways on and in every orifice in my defenseless body. Michael was there in his leather Nazi uniform, caning my ass with a bamboo pole and ranting about "all those Censorware freaks out to get him."

How did you finally escape, you ask? After about 16 hours of countless homosexual atrocities perpetrated against my restrained body, they all finally went to sleep on top of me, sweat-soaked and exhausted. I was left there, covered in bubbly, translucent jizz-snot, chained to the bed, with half a dozen fat, pasty-white fags lying around and on top of me. Fortunately the spooge coating my flesh worked wonderfully as a lubricant; I was able to squirm my way out of the handcuffs and slip out the back door. I'm just glad I survived the ordeal. These geeks had a lot of built-up spunk in their wads -- I could've easily been drowned!

That's horrible. Does "Taco-snotting" have anything to do with CmdrTaco's "special taco"?

No, that's a different disgusting perversion CmdrTaco indulges himself in. CmdrTaco is usually not satisfied with merely snotting your own jizz back onto your face, he most often enjoys involving his own bodily fluids in his twisted games. WeatherTroll has spent some time trying to educate the Slashdot readership about this vile practice (emphasis added):
You may be wondering what CmdrTaco's "special taco" is. You will be wishing that you hadn't been wondering after you finish reading this post. To make his "special taco", CmdrTaco takes a taco shell and shits on it. He then adds lettuce, jacks off on the taco, and adds a compound to make the person who eats the taco unconscious. Of course, the compound does not make the person unconscious until the taco is fully eaten. Thus CmdrTaco force-feeds the taco to the unsuspecting victim.

After the victim is unconscious, he is held against his will and used for CmdrTaco's nefarious sexual purposes. This includes shoving taco shells up the victim's ass, Taco-snotting, and getting Jon Katz involved.
Completely different, yet no less revolting. It should be clear to you now that CmdrTaco is a very, very sick individual, as are most of the Slashdot editors.

Does Jon Katz get involved in any of this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.

Actually, Jon Katz is a homosexual paedophile. He's also a coprophiliac, and, many suspect, a zoophile. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called " Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little-boy slaves: a vile practice which involves administering an enema to himself of the little boy's urine (forced out of them with a pair of pliers), spooging the vile muck from his ass back into the enema bag, then squirting and slathering the goo all over himself, and the little boy's chained-up and naked bodies. If he's in the mood, he will sometimes skip refilling the enema bag and just squirt it from his ass onto his boys. Unwilling boys are further tortured with the pliers until they comply and allow Mr. Katz to juicy-douche them for the rest of their lives.

As I already said, Mr. Katz is also a zoophile. As if the sexual escapades with the helpless little boys aren't enough, Jon usually enjoys his juicy-douches best when his penis is firmly planted in a female goat's anus. He is also rumoured to get off on watching his little boys eat the goat's small, bean-like turds.

...Are you getting hard writing this?

Why, yes. :) Join me in a WIPO-snot?

No, thanks. I'm already CmdrTaco's boi toi.

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READER COMMENTS
1. Fucking hilarious too bad it didnt get a 5:Funny (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 19:01 (#2644105)
  
  this is good shit man
2. Re:Taco-snotting@Home! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by Dark_Cobra87 on 2001.12.01 23:03 (#2642180)
  
  Oops, forgot to check that Taco-snot option...
3. Re:Fuck Linux! Fuck him hard! (Score:-1)
  by Fecal Troll Matter on 2001.12.01 20:55 (#2641791)
  
  Mmmmmmm, Taco Sauce...
  
  Sig (appended to the end of comments you post, 120 chars)
4. Look (Score:-1)
  by ArchieBunker on 2001.12.01 20:19 (#2641679)
  
  I love trolling but this shit is getting old, fast. At least start mixing them up a little bit. How about the 'How OSM was Freed' series?
  http://www.naawp.org/
5. Re:Congratulations! You have been WIPO'd!! (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.01 8:37 (#2640602)
  
  Stop posting this! I've got hangover and Taco Snotting doesn't make me feel any better.
  
  I'm really glad that Taco Snotting is illegal here in Europe.
6. Re:Snot me baby, one more time! (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.30 1:01 (#2634213)
  
  Get a life you loser! Don't you have anything better to do than insult CmdrTaco and the gay community? We are not perverts, we are human beings just like you. So give it a rest!
7. Re:Hello, perdida!!! Won't you snot my face tonigh (Score:-1)
  by perdida on on 2001.11.27 14:13 (#2618764)
  
  Shut up you asshole.
  
  I am not great, I am merely adequate. I live in adequacy.
8. Go back to Russia. (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.26 22:22 (#2616035)
  
  You weiner trool!
9. Re:The Taco-Snotting FAQ Rides Again!! (Updated so (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.25 9:14 (#2609574)
  
  try to find a pic of actual "taco-snotting"! fucking funny it would be! so go to gay porn sites day in and day out until you find a man giving another man a blowjob that has jizz coming out of his nose and mouth. by the way, keep up the good work
10. Re:Snotting another first!! (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.23 12:18 (#2603370)
  
  WIPO, this is getting waaaay old, either drop it or revise it.... there've been no updates for days now...
  
  CmdrTaco
11. Re:It's Taco SPAM!!! (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.22 17:28 (#2600815)
  
  A truly excellent and very humourous troll indeed!
  However...
  
  To complete this perverted orgy, fellow geeks Michael, Timothy, and Jamie often join in, dressed in black Gestapo uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves.
  
  Black GeStaPo uniforms? The GeStaPo (Geheime Staatspolizei - Secret State Police) wore civilian clothes (although there are reports on them occasionally using Allgemeine SS uniforms in occupied territories).
  
  I seriously doubt that perverted individuals like CmdrTaco et al would have the good taste to ever wear the outstandingly beautiful black Waffen SS uniforms! Please update the FAQ accordingly.
  - Re:It's Taco SPAM!!! (Score:0)
    by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.23 4:06 (#2602610)
    
    Actually, it appears you are both wrong!! Ah ha!! I think our boy WIPO was thinking of the Allgemeine SS uniforms. Waffen SS were grey.
12. Re:Microsoft's Taco-Snotting Connection (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.21 4:49 (#2594325)
  
  oh yeah, you say you have masturbated only 2 times to this post. well, by the time it takes for me to get through reading it, i usually end up masturbated 5 to 6 times, 10 to 12 if i have the goatse.cx homepage loaded up and am looking at it side by side with the slashdot page. my keyboard, hands, mouse, monitor, the underside of my desk and around the floor under my desk are cum soaked and sticky with the man smell i know and love.
13. Re:Microsoft's Taco-Snotting Connection (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.21 4:41 (#2594311)
  
  for version 2 you should make a total re-write of the cod...errr...text and add some details about cmdrtaco and the homo-gang's happenings with their coworkers (osdn?) and all of the gay revelry they enjoy and promote. by the way, did i just see cmdrtaco on television promoting the nax hair removal system? i guess after using vaseline in and around his ass he grew quite a ponytail and it had to be removed somehow...ouch!
14. Re:Microsoft's Taco-Snotting Connection (Score:-1, Troll)
  by TRoLLaXoR on 2001.11.21 3:59 (#2594191)
  
  WIPO, do you notice how few comments you get for anything you write/post/spam nowadays?
  
  -Trollaxor
15. Jon-Katz docking (Score:-1)
  by sales_worldwide on 2001.11.20 11:53 (#2588488)
  
  You forgot to mention Jon Katz's "docking" games, where he places his chopper head to head with another chap, and rolls the other guys foreskin over his own circumcised end ("docking"), providing him with fantasies of actually having his own forskin ...
  "Making linux GPL was the best thing I ever did" - Torvalds. I'd hate to see the worst thing...
16. Re:Snotting a first! (Score:-1)
  by Fucky the troll on 2001.11.20 11:28 (#2588446)
  
  Woah! When did the WIPO troll get freed? And how the fuck did I miss it?
  
  Excellent FP, sir.
  
  This is a sig virus. Please put me in your sig
17. Re:Snotting a first! (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.20 11:04 (#2588407)
  
  omg that is crapflooding material if i ever saw it!!!!!! and u got a first post!!!! whoot to the wipo troll!!!
18. GW, please.... (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.19 9:03 (#2583756)
  
  GW...you know we love every hair on your 27 acre ass... and I, for one, would never do anything untowards your graceful demeanor. And you probably have several friends that would love to help you do the bear dance all over my face if I so much as spelled your name wrong. And you know I'd defend your Constitutional right to defame God in heaven. I'd even help fund your education, should you ever decide to take that route. Hell, I'd buy you a tall tepid bear-whiz beer if you were here with me, right now!
  
  But. ...if you can't find another topic, I'm gonna step over your dead mother's grave and kick your assuredly anesthetitized butt clear across the playground.
  
  Now go stick your shaved head back down inside the woman's toilet, and just to show there's no hard feelings, I'll jump in the tow-truck and drive right over to help you pull it right out...ok?
  
  thanks
19. Re:Help me Taco-Snotters!! (Score:-1)
  by mark knopfler 69 on 2001.11.19 8:25 (#2583695)
  
  I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU SIR. FOR ONE THING, THE E-MAIL FROM CMDRTACO DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH GRAMMATICAL AND SPELLING MISTAKES. Let's be realistic here, CmdrTaco usually types with one hand, and since he is shaking from jacking off his aim on the keyboard isn't too good. Those e-mails were a little too well written. Sorry boy, you'll have to do better.
20. Re: What the hell is "taco snotting"? (Score:-1)
  by WeatherTroll on 2001.11.19 8:14 (#2583667)
  
  You should update this to say VA Software instead of VA Linux.
21. YOU ARE WINNER (Score:1)
  by smackmonkey on 2001.11.19 7:06 (#2583510)
  
  Crackhead moderators: this is +5, Hilarious material.
  
  --
  CNN declares War on Islam!
  Left-wing America declares War on its Civil Liberties!
22. Re:On Taco-Snotting 1.9 (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.19 5:40 (#2583336)
  
  This was funny the first 100 times. Now it is getting boring!
23. Digusting and Shameful (Score:-1)
  by egg troll on 2001.11.18 22:27 (#2582054)
  
  Having masturbated *twice* to this post, I'm still incredibly aroused! Come over for a Taco Snot. I'll be wearing my crotchless Clifford the Big Red Dog outfit!!
  
  For more info check out this /. article
24. IMPROVE THE FAQ (Score:-1, Flamebait)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.18 12:03 (#2580822)
  
  add more links to goatse and to cowboineal's site to make it better. a link to rotten.com would be nice too
  - Re:IMPROVE THE FAQ (Score:0)
    by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.18 12:18 (#2580832)
    
    and a link to michael's site and to jon katz's site if he has one and homo's site. i dont know what else to say. maybe a few links to phallic.org they have nice penis pictures! a link to the planet quake site or whatever. really make the reader feel this faq really answers their questions. oh yeah, and when you talk about cmdrtaco snotting you, say he brought you to "orgasm after sweaty orgasm". describe it more is all i'm saying. and use more italics and bolding! and when you talk about jon katz shitting or whatever have a link to fecal japan on rotten.com
    
    other wise a great job wipo troll! keep up the good work!
25. Re:CmdrTaco's filthy secret! (Score:-1)
  by Wil Wheaton on 2001.11.18 6:41 (#2580438)
  
  Hi. Let's be buddies.. butt buddies.
  --
  WIL WHEATON DOT NET
26. WIPO speaks the truth (Score:-1)
  by dead_puppy on 2001.11.18 5:33 (#2580342)
  
  Here is an e-mail I received a week ago:
  
  From: malda@slashdot.org To: puppy_dead@hotmail.com Subject: were where you last friday? :( I thought we where supposed to meet at Backdoor's at 8-ish, sugar-lips? You could've at least told me that you could'nt make it! I was even in my favorite pink skirt for you, honey-cup... next time, you could be more considarite and tell me you cant come... bastard. -- CmdrTaco (malda@slashdot.org)
  You finding Ling-Ling's head?
27. Taco snotting is WRONG!!! (Score:-1)
  by Big_Ass_Spork on 2001.11.18 4:53 (#2580300)
  
  I do it wrong
  
  Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
  
  Massaging my nutsack she....
  
  WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
  
  Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass. [goatse.cx]
  
  "OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"
  
  "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"
  
  I DO IT WRONG!!!!
  
  ---
  All your Sporks are belong to Big_Ass_Spork! What you say?! All your Sporks are belo... forget it...
28. Rob Malda Dead at age 25! (Score:-1)
  by j0nkatz on 2001.11.17 22:54 (#2579596)
  
  I just heard some sad news on the radio -- famous queerbait Rob Malda was found dead in his Holland home this morning. The details were a bit hazy, but it seems that he drowned in jizz while Taco Snotting his friend Hemos. I'm sure everyone in the /. community will miss him -- even if you didn't enjoy his queer antics and boring ass website, there's no denying his contributions to the homosesual cultural development, particularly in the areas of Taco snotting. Truly an American icon.
  
  I wanna Open Source sex so it won't be worth a shit either.
29. TACO-SNOTTING is really Donkey-Punching (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.15 6:38 (#2567601)
  
  No no no, the correct term for that is "donkey-punch". I have eye-witnessed this amazing eye-popping event demonstrated on unsuspecting hose-monsters by my frat brothers in the past.. . :-)
30. Re:the effect of knowlege laws... (Score:1)
  by AbsoluteRelativity on 2001.11.15 5:31 (#2567457)
  
  The WIPO Troll
  Slashdot and the Karma Lottery - News for uber monkeys, by uber monkeys.
31. Re:Taco-Snotting (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.13 9:27 (#2557632)
  
  Oh, man that's just sick !
32. HOW DO I GET AN ANONYMOUS PROXY? (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.13 9:03 (#2557604)
  
  TELL ME WHERE I CAN GET AN ANONYMOUS proxy please WIPO Troll. Maybe later i will join you in a snotting at my place. ;P
33. Re:Taco-Snottage!?!?!? (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by vikool on 2001.11.13 7:43 (#2557495)
  
  what is this bull shit,i feel offened that some people feel so so senseless to post stuff like these esp when such a tragic incident has occured
34. Re:Taco-felching!! (Score:-1)
  by I.T.R.A.R.K. on 2001.11.11 22:38 (#2551890)
  
  Where the fuck do I sign up?!
  
  - I throw rocks at retarded kids
  
  "Adequacy.org: Where congenital stupidity is not an option, but a requirement."
35. Re:Taco-felching!! (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 21:53 (#2551753)
  
  this shit is hilarious..keep up the good work.
36. Re:Taco-felching!! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by rockwood on 2001.11.11 21:49 (#2551746)
  
  OMG! That is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard! WHo in their right mind would sit down and waste the time to construct such a replusive story. I guess I'll be skipping lunch and dinner today.. and possibly tomorrow also. The game doesn't affect reality. Reality affects the game.
37. Re:Ban this! It's disgusting!! (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 14:43 (#2550701)
  
  dude, this is crap-flood material if i ever saw it.
  duuuuuuuuudddddddddddddeeeeeeeee.
38. Re:Taco-Snotting = HATE SPEECH (Score:-1, Flamebait)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 8:16 (#2550266)
  
  horny_rob_6969@hotmail.com
  
  Ah, so that's what the alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.horny-rob newsgroup is about!
39. MOD THIS UP PLEASE!!! (Score:-1)
  by egg troll on 2001.11.11 5:34 (#2550024)
  
  +5, Arousing
  
  For more info check out this /. article
40. Re:Taco-Snotting = HATE SPEECH (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 4:39 (#2549891)
  
  WINNER>
41. Re:Taco-Snotting = HATE SPEECH (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 4:37 (#2549887)
  
  I love you. Why do you use your bitchslapped account, rather than signing up for a new account to post at +1 before getting bitchslapped by the censors here? I guess I should speak for myself, but I don't want to log out and lose all my slashdot customization properties, nor do I want to lose my 50 karma yet.
42. Re:On Taco-Snotting (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.09 9:19 (#2542412)
  
  you fucking rock! right down to the expanded cvs id!
  
  WIPO trolls > linux
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Trolling with a macintosh by Anonymous Coward · 2001-12-10 18:02 · Score: -1, Offtopic

That's right! Santa has you on the naughty list! And the only way to get yourself on the "NICE" list, is to spread a little Christmas cheer by passing on some of these wonderful Christmas toons to your friends and family! And he told me to wear Pampers 6! Do you want to wear Pampers 6? You can!
Water in Mars History? by Bonker · 2001-12-10 18:06 · Score: 2

I don't think that there is any question that at one point water was much more abundant on Mars than it is now, but those pictures really drive the nails into the coffin. Some of those formations are so obviously erosion effects that it's impossible not to see the connection.

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The next Slashdot story will be ready soon, but subscribers can beat the rush and slashdot the links early!
1. Re:Water in Mars History? by hughk · 2001-12-11 09:04 · Score: 2
  
  Water or liquid CO2?
  Please remember that more than one liquid could have this effect!
  
  --
  See my journal, I write things there
2. Re:Water in Mars History? by Gordonjcp · 2001-12-13 06:09 · Score: 2
  
  I may have been trolled, but you don't get *liquid* CO2. When you melt dry ice it sublimates. In other words, the solid evaporates directly into gas, with no liquid phase.
3. Re:Water in Mars History? by Anonymous Coward · 2001-12-14 09:44 · Score: 0
  
  No, you can get liquid CO2 at certain pressures, it's just that it goes straight from solid to gas at our atmospheric pressure in the phase diagram.
I use BEANO by Anonymous Coward · 2001-12-10 18:06 · Score: -1, Troll

Texas is filled with queers who want to offer you blowjobs you hot horny sexy guys with fur all over your back.. Do you believe? Texas is filled with fagg0ts!
1. Re:I use BEANO by George+WIPO+Bush · 2001-12-10 18:21 · Score: -1
  
  The faggot-concentration is highest here on the East Coast. Slashdot is, after all, based in Andover Massachusetts. The whole town smells like Taco-snot every Friday night. No one's young boys are safe.
  
  --
  J. Wipo Troll, Esq.
  Crapflooder Associates
  Slashdot.org
Family Ties is on right now! by Anonymous Coward · 2001-12-10 18:08 · Score: -1, Troll

That's right, Micheal J. Fox, protraying Alex P. Keaton, and Micheal Gross, and Justine Bateman, and Tina Yothers. My goodness, she's a sexy little bitch. I'd like to make her wear diapers and masturbate in front of me. Are you a republican? SEE, it's an inside joke. Watch it, on Nickelodeon, right now!
mediated images by child_of_mercy · 2001-12-10 18:10 · Score: 2, Informative

Yes, they are breathtaking, yes they are very pretty.

But don't get too carried away, they have been heavily mediated from the raw data to make them look like what their creator wanted (and to some degree what was expected beforehand).

Thats not to say they're wrong, just don't take them as being canonical.

--
'There is a Light that never goes out.'
Hello by Anonymous Coward · 2001-12-10 18:11 · Score: -1, Troll

I found your diapers in your underwear drawer, Gus. I'm sorry, but you are too old to be wearing diapers. I will have to take them away from you, or you can wear them if you like, but only I or another adult can change your wet or poopy diapers.
Antarctica by child_of_mercy · 2001-12-10 18:12 · Score: 3, Informative

Don't be so sure.

Have a look at some of the pictures from central antarctica, which hasn't seen liquid water since the surface was formed.
Wind erosion can, over time, look a lot like what you associate with water.

--
'There is a Light that never goes out.'
1. Re:Antarctica by eMago · 2001-12-10 23:01 · Score: 1
  
  If you are talking about the central regions of the ice-shield - they look very different. The calabatic winds streaming down from the heights
  of the shield do not form real valleys (I've pictures and an article about that here in front of me, but it is hardcopy, so no link). These valleys are mainly formed by "solid flowing water" (aka ice, glaciers) and
  are occuring only near the edge of the shield
  towards the sea.
  Wind erosion looks indeed different and that
  has been discussed for a long time.
  
  --
  --- censored
Intelligent commentary by Anonymous Coward · 2001-12-10 18:18 · Score: 1, Funny

Intelligent, unbiased commentary on this development may be found here and here.
I am sorry everyone but by Anonymous Coward · 2001-12-10 18:20 · Score: -1, Troll

This has already been posted here, here, and here. I am starting to get fed up with repeat articles being posted. Please mod up as informative. Thank you.
600 m resolution by Brant · 2001-12-10 18:23 · Score: 1

The article on space.com says "The resolution of the dataset was roughly 600mx600m." Except for the last two pictures, these images look like they're around 10m resolution minimum. Is my sense of scale all wrong here, or is there some heavy interpolation going on?

Brant
1. Re:600 m resolution by child_of_mercy · 2001-12-10 18:24 · Score: 2
  
  Very heavy interpolation (better word than mine)
  
  pretty, but never going to show anything we didn't already expect.
  
  --
  'There is a Light that never goes out.'
2. Re:600 m resolution by EccentricAnomaly · 2001-12-11 04:30 · Score: 2
  
  About the resolution... from Adrian Lark's site:
  
  The MOLA data has a vertical accuracy of about 5m and a horizontal spatial accuracy of 100m.
  
  As the MGS satellite orbits Mars it fires a laser every 330m to measure the height of the ground below. This means that in the direction of the orbit the resolution is 330m but in between the orbits the gaps can vary between a few meters to a few kilometers. My data processing software uses a linear interpolation algorithm to fill the gaps. Datasets created at higher resolutions require more interpolation because the gaps between the orbits are larger.
  
  There's more information about the interpolation on the link above.
  
  --
  There are 10 types of people in this world, those who can count in binary and those who can't.
I like to masturbate on the school bus! by George+WIPO+Bush · 2001-12-10 18:23 · Score: -1
THE OFFICIAL TACO-SNOTTING FAQ By The WIPO Troll, $Revision: 1.12 $

Why have I been receiving emails from CmdrTaco, in which he seems to be speaking in some kind of code language?

Whenever Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda gets bored (and who wouldn't, running a site like Slashdot all day), he roams through the Slashdot database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy engaging in homosexual orgies with him. How he determines this is anyone's guess; but if you have a homosexual-sounding nickname, or a nick with the letter P in it, you're in trouble.

So this time, he found you. Lucky you.

CmdrTaco's code language is relatively easy to decipher. He prefers to speak in thinly-veiled sexual innuendo to evade the watchful (but relatively stupid) eye of Slashdot's parent corporation, VA Software. CmdrTaco's "Commander" is, of course, his penis -- a small, withered little thing that lives in his pants that only comes out in the presence of other men or at the beck and call of CmdrTaco's own right hand. His "Taco bells" are the shriveled testes that droop beneath his Commander, and his "Taco sauce" is his, well, jizz. It should be more than obvious to you now what he means when he asks you to "ring his Taco bells" or "taste his gourmet Taco sauce."

Lastly, there is a practice he refers to as "Taco-snotting" and the more shocking "circle-snot."

Good Lord. What is "Taco-snotting?"

"Taco-snotting" is the term used by CmdrTaco to refer to the practice of sucking the penis of a homosexual man (or unwilling heterosexual; CmdrTaco is rumored to prefer rape), then blowing the semen out his nose onto his partner's (victim's) face and body. A long, bubbly stream of milky-white semen is left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose and down his cheek: hence the term, "Taco-snotting."

A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk, another practice common among the Slashdot crew. CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and Taco-snot each other with their gooey, sticky cum -- spooging their jizz-snot all over each other's faces and pasty, white bodies, until they're covered head to toe with each other's man juice. This can go on for hours. For the homosexual penetration that follows this lengthy foreplay, Roblowme is usually there to provide plenty of anal lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease ready to go.

To complete this perverted orgy, fellow geeks Michael, Timothy, and Jamie will usually join in, dressed in tight leather mock-S.S. uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves. The whole group then proceeds to snot each other's spunk and whip each other's pudgy asses with riding crops and chains until their pale, white geek bodies are exhausted and soaked in stinking sweat from the hours of passionate, homosexual revelry.

Ewwwwww. So, can I stop receiving these emails?

Hopefully.

You most likely forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your account preferences. CmdrTaco has probably already got the hots for your wad, and he's probably already been lurking outside your bathroom window for weeks with a camera, some tissues and lube. There's no escaping a geek in heat, so it's probably too late for you, but you can possibly rectify this situation. To remove yourself from CmdrTaco's sights, log into your Slashdot account, go to your user page, click on Messages, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot." Maybe he'll ignore you. Probably not.

I can't stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?

If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, restraining orders, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object capable of warding off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. Trust me, when they charge... oh, the humanity. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, you will most likely end up tied up in his basement to be used as his sex slave for the rest of your life (or until he accidentally drowns you in spunk in a circle-snot).

Have you ever been Taco-Snotted?

Unfortunately, yes. I first met CmdrTaco at an Open Source Convention. He invited me back to his room for a game of Quake and some "gourmet Tacos," but when I got there, he jumped me and tied me to his bed, stripping me. After taking his "Commander" out of his pants, Mr. Taco made me suck the withered thing six times. He then performed his vile Taco-snotting ritual on me three times over the next two hours, bringing me to orgasm after sweaty, mind-numbing orgasm... then he snotted my own milky-white jizz back onto my face, into my mouth, then again on my exposed belly.

CmdrTaco invited several of his Open Source (or rather, "Open Sauce" -- man sauce) buddies over to continue the twisted snotfest. Linux Torvalds raped my ass with his "monolithic kernel," and Anal Cox used his "network stack" in a multitude of unspeakable ways on and in every orifice in my defenseless body. Michael was there in his leather Nazi uniform, caning my ass with a bamboo pole and ranting about "all those Censorware freaks out to get him."

How did you finally escape, you ask? After about 16 hours of countless homosexual atrocities perpetrated against my restrained body, they all finally went to sleep on top of me, sweat-soaked and exhausted. I was left there, covered in bubbly, translucent jizz-snot, chained to the bed, with half a dozen fat, pasty-white fags lying around and on top of me. Fortunately the spooge coating my flesh worked wonderfully as a lubricant; I was able to squirm my way out of the handcuffs and slip out the back door. I'm just glad I survived the ordeal. These geeks had a lot of built-up spunk in their wads -- I could've easily been drowned!

That's horrible. Does "Taco-snotting" have anything to do with CmdrTaco's "special taco"?

No, that's a different disgusting perversion CmdrTaco indulges himself in. CmdrTaco is usually not satisfied with merely snotting your own jizz back onto your face, he most often enjoys involving his own bodily fluids in his twisted games. WeatherTroll has spent some time trying to educate the Slashdot readership about this vile practice (emphasis added):
You may be wondering what CmdrTaco's "special taco" is. You will be wishing that you hadn't been wondering after you finish reading this post. To make his "special taco", CmdrTaco takes a taco shell and shits on it. He then adds lettuce, jacks off on the taco, and adds a compound to make the person who eats the taco unconscious. Of course, the compound does not make the person unconscious until the taco is fully eaten. Thus CmdrTaco force-feeds the taco to the unsuspecting victim.

After the victim is unconscious, he is held against his will and used for CmdrTaco's nefarious sexual purposes. This includes shoving taco shells up the victim's ass, Taco-snotting, and getting Jon Katz involved.
Completely different, yet no less revolting. It should be clear to you now that CmdrTaco is a very, very sick individual, as are most of the Slashdot editors.

Does Jon Katz get involved in any of this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.

Actually, Jon Katz is a homosexual paedophile. He's also a coprophiliac, and, many suspect, a zoophile. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called " Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little-boy slaves: a vile practice which involves administering an enema to himself of the little boy's urine (forced out of them with a pair of pliers), spooging the vile muck from his ass back into the enema bag, then squirting and slathering the goo all over himself, and the little boy's chained-up and naked bodies. If he's in the mood, he will sometimes skip refilling the enema bag and just squirt it from his ass onto his boys. Unwilling boys are further tortured with the pliers until they comply and allow Mr. Katz to juicy-douche them for the rest of their lives.

As I already said, Mr. Katz is also a zoophile. As if the sexual escapades with the helpless little boys aren't enough, Jon usually enjoys his juicy-douches best when his penis is firmly planted in a female goat's anus. He is also rumoured to get off on watching his little boys eat the goat's small, bean-like turds.

...Are you getting hard writing this?

Why, yes. :) Join me in a WIPO-snot?

No, thanks. I'm already CmdrTaco's boi toi.

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READER COMMENTS
1. Fucking hilarious too bad it didnt get a 5:Funny (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 19:01 (#2644105)
  
  this is good shit man
2. Re:Taco-snotting@Home! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by Dark_Cobra87 on 2001.12.01 23:03 (#2642180)
  
  Oops, forgot to check that Taco-snot option...
3. Re:Fuck Linux! Fuck him hard! (Score:-1)
  by Fecal Troll Matter on 2001.12.01 20:55 (#2641791)
  
  Mmmmmmm, Taco Sauce...
  
  Sig (appended to the end of comments you post, 120 chars)
4. Look (Score:-1)
  by ArchieBunker on 2001.12.01 20:19 (#2641679)
  
  I love trolling but this shit is getting old, fast. At least start mixing them up a little bit. How about the 'How OSM was Freed' series?
  http://www.naawp.org/
5. Re:Congratulations! You have been WIPO'd!! (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.01 8:37 (#2640602)
  
  Stop posting this! I've got hangover and Taco Snotting doesn't make me feel any better.
  
  I'm really glad that Taco Snotting is illegal here in Europe.
6. Re:Snot me baby, one more time! (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.30 1:01 (#2634213)
  
  Get a life you loser! Don't you have anything better to do than insult CmdrTaco and the gay community? We are not perverts, we are human beings just like you. So give it a rest!
7. Re:Hello, perdida!!! Won't you snot my face tonigh (Score:-1)
  by perdida on on 2001.11.27 14:13 (#2618764)
  
  Shut up you asshole.
  
  I am not great, I am merely adequate. I live in adequacy.
8. Go back to Russia. (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.26 22:22 (#2616035)
  
  You weiner trool!
9. Re:The Taco-Snotting FAQ Rides Again!! (Updated so (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.25 9:14 (#2609574)
  
  try to find a pic of actual "taco-snotting"! fucking funny it would be! so go to gay porn sites day in and day out until you find a man giving another man a blowjob that has jizz coming out of his nose and mouth. by the way, keep up the good work
10. Re:Snotting another first!! (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.23 12:18 (#2603370)
  
  WIPO, this is getting waaaay old, either drop it or revise it.... there've been no updates for days now...
  
  CmdrTaco
11. Re:It's Taco SPAM!!! (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.22 17:28 (#2600815)
  
  A truly excellent and very humourous troll indeed!
  However...
  
  To complete this perverted orgy, fellow geeks Michael, Timothy, and Jamie often join in, dressed in black Gestapo uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves.
  
  Black GeStaPo uniforms? The GeStaPo (Geheime Staatspolizei - Secret State Police) wore civilian clothes (although there are reports on them occasionally using Allgemeine SS uniforms in occupied territories).
  
  I seriously doubt that perverted individuals like CmdrTaco et al would have the good taste to ever wear the outstandingly beautiful black Waffen SS uniforms! Please update the FAQ accordingly.
  - Re:It's Taco SPAM!!! (Score:0)
    by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.23 4:06 (#2602610)
    
    Actually, it appears you are both wrong!! Ah ha!! I think our boy WIPO was thinking of the Allgemeine SS uniforms. Waffen SS were grey.
12. Re:Microsoft's Taco-Snotting Connection (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.21 4:49 (#2594325)
  
  oh yeah, you say you have masturbated only 2 times to this post. well, by the time it takes for me to get through reading it, i usually end up masturbated 5 to 6 times, 10 to 12 if i have the goatse.cx homepage loaded up and am looking at it side by side with the slashdot page. my keyboard, hands, mouse, monitor, the underside of my desk and around the floor under my desk are cum soaked and sticky with the man smell i know and love.
13. Re:Microsoft's Taco-Snotting Connection (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.21 4:41 (#2594311)
  
  for version 2 you should make a total re-write of the cod...errr...text and add some details about cmdrtaco and the homo-gang's happenings with their coworkers (osdn?) and all of the gay revelry they enjoy and promote. by the way, did i just see cmdrtaco on television promoting the nax hair removal system? i guess after using vaseline in and around his ass he grew quite a ponytail and it had to be removed somehow...ouch!
14. Re:Microsoft's Taco-Snotting Connection (Score:-1, Troll)
  by TRoLLaXoR on 2001.11.21 3:59 (#2594191)
  
  WIPO, do you notice how few comments you get for anything you write/post/spam nowadays?
  
  -Trollaxor
15. Jon-Katz docking (Score:-1)
  by sales_worldwide on 2001.11.20 11:53 (#2588488)
  
  You forgot to mention Jon Katz's "docking" games, where he places his chopper head to head with another chap, and rolls the other guys foreskin over his own circumcised end ("docking"), providing him with fantasies of actually having his own forskin ...
  "Making linux GPL was the best thing I ever did" - Torvalds. I'd hate to see the worst thing...
16. Re:Snotting a first! (Score:-1)
  by Fucky the troll on 2001.11.20 11:28 (#2588446)
  
  Woah! When did the WIPO troll get freed? And how the fuck did I miss it?
  
  Excellent FP, sir.
  
  This is a sig virus. Please put me in your sig
17. Re:Snotting a first! (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.20 11:04 (#2588407)
  
  omg that is crapflooding material if i ever saw it!!!!!! and u got a first post!!!! whoot to the wipo troll!!!
18. GW, please.... (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.19 9:03 (#2583756)
  
  GW...you know we love every hair on your 27 acre ass... and I, for one, would never do anything untowards your graceful demeanor. And you probably have several friends that would love to help you do the bear dance all over my face if I so much as spelled your name wrong. And you know I'd defend your Constitutional right to defame God in heaven. I'd even help fund your education, should you ever decide to take that route. Hell, I'd buy you a tall tepid bear-whiz beer if you were here with me, right now!
  
  But. ...if you can't find another topic, I'm gonna step over your dead mother's grave and kick your assuredly anesthetitized butt clear across the playground.
  
  Now go stick your shaved head back down inside the woman's toilet, and just to show there's no hard feelings, I'll jump in the tow-truck and drive right over to help you pull it right out...ok?
  
  thanks
19. Re:Help me Taco-Snotters!! (Score:-1)
  by mark knopfler 69 on 2001.11.19 8:25 (#2583695)
  
  I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU SIR. FOR ONE THING, THE E-MAIL FROM CMDRTACO DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH GRAMMATICAL AND SPELLING MISTAKES. Let's be realistic here, CmdrTaco usually types with one hand, and since he is shaking from jacking off his aim on the keyboard isn't too good. Those e-mails were a little too well written. Sorry boy, you'll have to do better.
20. Re: What the hell is "taco snotting"? (Score:-1)
  by WeatherTroll on 2001.11.19 8:14 (#2583667)
  
  You should update this to say VA Software instead of VA Linux.
21. YOU ARE WINNER (Score:1)
  by smackmonkey on 2001.11.19 7:06 (#2583510)
  
  Crackhead moderators: this is +5, Hilarious material.
  
  --
  CNN declares War on Islam!
  Left-wing America declares War on its Civil Liberties!
22. Re:On Taco-Snotting 1.9 (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.19 5:40 (#2583336)
  
  This was funny the first 100 times. Now it is getting boring!
23. Digusting and Shameful (Score:-1)
  by egg troll on 2001.11.18 22:27 (#2582054)
  
  Having masturbated *twice* to this post, I'm still incredibly aroused! Come over for a Taco Snot. I'll be wearing my crotchless Clifford the Big Red Dog outfit!!
  
  For more info check out this /. article
24. IMPROVE THE FAQ (Score:-1, Flamebait)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.18 12:03 (#2580822)
  
  add more links to goatse and to cowboineal's site to make it better. a link to rotten.com would be nice too
  - Re:IMPROVE THE FAQ (Score:0)
    by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.18 12:18 (#2580832)
    
    and a link to michael's site and to jon katz's site if he has one and homo's site. i dont know what else to say. maybe a few links to phallic.org they have nice penis pictures! a link to the planet quake site or whatever. really make the reader feel this faq really answers their questions. oh yeah, and when you talk about cmdrtaco snotting you, say he brought you to "orgasm after sweaty orgasm". describe it more is all i'm saying. and use more italics and bolding! and when you talk about jon katz shitting or whatever have a link to fecal japan on rotten.com
    
    other wise a great job wipo troll! keep up the good work!
25. Re:CmdrTaco's filthy secret! (Score:-1)
  by Wil Wheaton on 2001.11.18 6:41 (#2580438)
  
  Hi. Let's be buddies.. butt buddies.
  --
  WIL WHEATON DOT NET
26. WIPO speaks the truth (Score:-1)
  by dead_puppy on 2001.11.18 5:33 (#2580342)
  
  Here is an e-mail I received a week ago:
  
  From: malda@slashdot.org To: puppy_dead@hotmail.com Subject: were where you last friday? :( I thought we where supposed to meet at Backdoor's at 8-ish, sugar-lips? You could've at least told me that you could'nt make it! I was even in my favorite pink skirt for you, honey-cup... next time, you could be more considarite and tell me you cant come... bastard. -- CmdrTaco (malda@slashdot.org)
  You finding Ling-Ling's head?
27. Taco snotting is WRONG!!! (Score:-1)
  by Big_Ass_Spork on 2001.11.18 4:53 (#2580300)
  
  I do it wrong
  
  Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
  
  Massaging my nutsack she....
  
  WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
  
  Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass. [goatse.cx]
  
  "OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"
  
  "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"
  
  I DO IT WRONG!!!!
  
  ---
  All your Sporks are belong to Big_Ass_Spork! What you say?! All your Sporks are belo... forget it...
28. Rob Malda Dead at age 25! (Score:-1)
  by j0nkatz on 2001.11.17 22:54 (#2579596)
  
  I just heard some sad news on the radio -- famous queerbait Rob Malda was found dead in his Holland home this morning. The details were a bit hazy, but it seems that he drowned in jizz while Taco Snotting his friend Hemos. I'm sure everyone in the /. community will miss him -- even if you didn't enjoy his queer antics and boring ass website, there's no denying his contributions to the homosesual cultural development, particularly in the areas of Taco snotting. Truly an American icon.
  
  I wanna Open Source sex so it won't be worth a shit either.
29. TACO-SNOTTING is really Donkey-Punching (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.15 6:38 (#2567601)
  
  No no no, the correct term for that is "donkey-punch". I have eye-witnessed this amazing eye-popping event demonstrated on unsuspecting hose-monsters by my frat brothers in the past.. . :-)
30. Re:the effect of knowlege laws... (Score:1)
  by AbsoluteRelativity on 2001.11.15 5:31 (#2567457)
  
  The WIPO Troll
  Slashdot and the Karma Lottery - News for uber monkeys, by uber monkeys.
31. Re:Taco-Snotting (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.13 9:27 (#2557632)
  
  Oh, man that's just sick !
32. HOW DO I GET AN ANONYMOUS PROXY? (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.13 9:03 (#2557604)
  
  TELL ME WHERE I CAN GET AN ANONYMOUS proxy please WIPO Troll. Maybe later i will join you in a snotting at my place. ;P
33. Re:Taco-Snottage!?!?!? (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by vikool on 2001.11.13 7:43 (#2557495)
  
  what is this bull shit,i feel offened that some people feel so so senseless to post stuff like these esp when such a tragic incident has occured
34. Re:Taco-felching!! (Score:-1)
  by I.T.R.A.R.K. on 2001.11.11 22:38 (#2551890)
  
  Where the fuck do I sign up?!
  
  - I throw rocks at retarded kids
  
  "Adequacy.org: Where congenital stupidity is not an option, but a requirement."
35. Re:Taco-felching!! (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 21:53 (#2551753)
  
  this shit is hilarious..keep up the good work.
36. Re:Taco-felching!! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by rockwood on 2001.11.11 21:49 (#2551746)
  
  OMG! That is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard! WHo in their right mind would sit down and waste the time to construct such a replusive story. I guess I'll be skipping lunch and dinner today.. and possibly tomorrow also. The game doesn't affect reality. Reality affects the game.
37. Re:Ban this! It's disgusting!! (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 14:43 (#2550701)
  
  dude, this is crap-flood material if i ever saw it.
  duuuuuuuuudddddddddddddeeeeeeeee.
38. Re:Taco-Snotting = HATE SPEECH (Score:-1, Flamebait)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 8:16 (#2550266)
  
  horny_rob_6969@hotmail.com
  
  Ah, so that's what the alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.horny-rob newsgroup is about!
39. MOD THIS UP PLEASE!!! (Score:-1)
  by egg troll on 2001.11.11 5:34 (#2550024)
  
  +5, Arousing
  
  For more info check out this /. article
40. Re:Taco-Snotting = HATE SPEECH (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 4:39 (#2549891)
  
  WINNER>
41. Re:Taco-Snotting = HATE SPEECH (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 4:37 (#2549887)
  
  I love you. Why do you use your bitchslapped account, rather than signing up for a new account to post at +1 before getting bitchslapped by the censors here? I guess I should speak for myself, but I don't want to log out and lose all my slashdot customization properties, nor do I want to lose my 50 karma yet.
42. Re:On Taco-Snotting (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.09 9:19 (#2542412)
  
  you fucking rock! right down to the expanded cvs id!
  
  WIPO trolls > linux
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I like to jerkoff to pictures of Jenna Bush! by George+WIPO+Bush · 2001-12-10 18:25 · Score: -1
THE OFFICIAL TACO-SNOTTING FAQ By The WIPO Troll, $Revision: 1.12 $

Why have I been receiving emails from CmdrTaco, in which he seems to be speaking in some kind of code language?

Whenever Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda gets bored (and who wouldn't, running a site like Slashdot all day), he roams through the Slashdot database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy engaging in homosexual orgies with him. How he determines this is anyone's guess; but if you have a homosexual-sounding nickname, or a nick with the letter P in it, you're in trouble.

So this time, he found you. Lucky you.

CmdrTaco's code language is relatively easy to decipher. He prefers to speak in thinly-veiled sexual innuendo to evade the watchful (but relatively stupid) eye of Slashdot's parent corporation, VA Software. CmdrTaco's "Commander" is, of course, his penis -- a small, withered little thing that lives in his pants that only comes out in the presence of other men or at the beck and call of CmdrTaco's own right hand. His "Taco bells" are the shriveled testes that droop beneath his Commander, and his "Taco sauce" is his, well, jizz. It should be more than obvious to you now what he means when he asks you to "ring his Taco bells" or "taste his gourmet Taco sauce."

Lastly, there is a practice he refers to as "Taco-snotting" and the more shocking "circle-snot."

Good Lord. What is "Taco-snotting?"

"Taco-snotting" is the term used by CmdrTaco to refer to the practice of sucking the penis of a homosexual man (or unwilling heterosexual; CmdrTaco is rumored to prefer rape), then blowing the semen out his nose onto his partner's (victim's) face and body. A long, bubbly stream of milky-white semen is left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose and down his cheek: hence the term, "Taco-snotting."

A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk, another practice common among the Slashdot crew. CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and Taco-snot each other with their gooey, sticky cum -- spooging their jizz-snot all over each other's faces and pasty, white bodies, until they're covered head to toe with each other's man juice. This can go on for hours. For the homosexual penetration that follows this lengthy foreplay, Roblowme is usually there to provide plenty of anal lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease ready to go.

To complete this perverted orgy, fellow geeks Michael, Timothy, and Jamie will usually join in, dressed in tight leather mock-S.S. uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves. The whole group then proceeds to snot each other's spunk and whip each other's pudgy asses with riding crops and chains until their pale, white geek bodies are exhausted and soaked in stinking sweat from the hours of passionate, homosexual revelry.

Ewwwwww. So, can I stop receiving these emails?

Hopefully.

You most likely forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your account preferences. CmdrTaco has probably already got the hots for your wad, and he's probably already been lurking outside your bathroom window for weeks with a camera, some tissues and lube. There's no escaping a geek in heat, so it's probably too late for you, but you can possibly rectify this situation. To remove yourself from CmdrTaco's sights, log into your Slashdot account, go to your user page, click on Messages, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot." Maybe he'll ignore you. Probably not.

I can't stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?

If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, restraining orders, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object capable of warding off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. Trust me, when they charge... oh, the humanity. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, you will most likely end up tied up in his basement to be used as his sex slave for the rest of your life (or until he accidentally drowns you in spunk in a circle-snot).

Have you ever been Taco-Snotted?

Unfortunately, yes. I first met CmdrTaco at an Open Source Convention. He invited me back to his room for a game of Quake and some "gourmet Tacos," but when I got there, he jumped me and tied me to his bed, stripping me. After taking his "Commander" out of his pants, Mr. Taco made me suck the withered thing six times. He then performed his vile Taco-snotting ritual on me three times over the next two hours, bringing me to orgasm after sweaty, mind-numbing orgasm... then he snotted my own milky-white jizz back onto my face, into my mouth, then again on my exposed belly.

CmdrTaco invited several of his Open Source (or rather, "Open Sauce" -- man sauce) buddies over to continue the twisted snotfest. Linux Torvalds raped my ass with his "monolithic kernel," and Anal Cox used his "network stack" in a multitude of unspeakable ways on and in every orifice in my defenseless body. Michael was there in his leather Nazi uniform, caning my ass with a bamboo pole and ranting about "all those Censorware freaks out to get him."

How did you finally escape, you ask? After about 16 hours of countless homosexual atrocities perpetrated against my restrained body, they all finally went to sleep on top of me, sweat-soaked and exhausted. I was left there, covered in bubbly, translucent jizz-snot, chained to the bed, with half a dozen fat, pasty-white fags lying around and on top of me. Fortunately the spooge coating my flesh worked wonderfully as a lubricant; I was able to squirm my way out of the handcuffs and slip out the back door. I'm just glad I survived the ordeal. These geeks had a lot of built-up spunk in their wads -- I could've easily been drowned!

That's horrible. Does "Taco-snotting" have anything to do with CmdrTaco's "special taco"?

No, that's a different disgusting perversion CmdrTaco indulges himself in. CmdrTaco is usually not satisfied with merely snotting your own jizz back onto your face, he most often enjoys involving his own bodily fluids in his twisted games. WeatherTroll has spent some time trying to educate the Slashdot readership about this vile practice (emphasis added):
You may be wondering what CmdrTaco's "special taco" is. You will be wishing that you hadn't been wondering after you finish reading this post. To make his "special taco", CmdrTaco takes a taco shell and shits on it. He then adds lettuce, jacks off on the taco, and adds a compound to make the person who eats the taco unconscious. Of course, the compound does not make the person unconscious until the taco is fully eaten. Thus CmdrTaco force-feeds the taco to the unsuspecting victim.

After the victim is unconscious, he is held against his will and used for CmdrTaco's nefarious sexual purposes. This includes shoving taco shells up the victim's ass, Taco-snotting, and getting Jon Katz involved.
Completely different, yet no less revolting. It should be clear to you now that CmdrTaco is a very, very sick individual, as are most of the Slashdot editors.

Does Jon Katz get involved in any of this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.

Actually, Jon Katz is a homosexual paedophile. He's also a coprophiliac, and, many suspect, a zoophile. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called " Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little-boy slaves: a vile practice which involves administering an enema to himself of the little boy's urine (forced out of them with a pair of pliers), spooging the vile muck from his ass back into the enema bag, then squirting and slathering the goo all over himself, and the little boy's chained-up and naked bodies. If he's in the mood, he will sometimes skip refilling the enema bag and just squirt it from his ass onto his boys. Unwilling boys are further tortured with the pliers until they comply and allow Mr. Katz to juicy-douche them for the rest of their lives.

As I already said, Mr. Katz is also a zoophile. As if the sexual escapades with the helpless little boys aren't enough, Jon usually enjoys his juicy-douches best when his penis is firmly planted in a female goat's anus. He is also rumoured to get off on watching his little boys eat the goat's small, bean-like turds.

...Are you getting hard writing this?

Why, yes. :) Join me in a WIPO-snot?

No, thanks. I'm already CmdrTaco's boi toi.

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READER COMMENTS
1. Fucking hilarious too bad it didnt get a 5:Funny (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 19:01 (#2644105)
  
  this is good shit man
2. Re:Taco-snotting@Home! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by Dark_Cobra87 on 2001.12.01 23:03 (#2642180)
  
  Oops, forgot to check that Taco-snot option...
3. Re:Fuck Linux! Fuck him hard! (Score:-1)
  by Fecal Troll Matter on 2001.12.01 20:55 (#2641791)
  
  Mmmmmmm, Taco Sauce...
  
  Sig (appended to the end of comments you post, 120 chars)
4. Look (Score:-1)
  by ArchieBunker on 2001.12.01 20:19 (#2641679)
  
  I love trolling but this shit is getting old, fast. At least start mixing them up a little bit. How about the 'How OSM was Freed' series?
  http://www.naawp.org/
5. Re:Congratulations! You have been WIPO'd!! (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.01 8:37 (#2640602)
  
  Stop posting this! I've got hangover and Taco Snotting doesn't make me feel any better.
  
  I'm really glad that Taco Snotting is illegal here in Europe.
6. Re:Snot me baby, one more time! (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.30 1:01 (#2634213)
  
  Get a life you loser! Don't you have anything better to do than insult CmdrTaco and the gay community? We are not perverts, we are human beings just like you. So give it a rest!
7. Re:Hello, perdida!!! Won't you snot my face tonigh (Score:-1)
  by perdida on on 2001.11.27 14:13 (#2618764)
  
  Shut up you asshole.
  
  I am not great, I am merely adequate. I live in adequacy.
8. Go back to Russia. (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.26 22:22 (#2616035)
  
  You weiner trool!
9. Re:The Taco-Snotting FAQ Rides Again!! (Updated so (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.25 9:14 (#2609574)
  
  try to find a pic of actual "taco-snotting"! fucking funny it would be! so go to gay porn sites day in and day out until you find a man giving another man a blowjob that has jizz coming out of his nose and mouth. by the way, keep up the good work
10. Re:Snotting another first!! (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.23 12:18 (#2603370)
  
  WIPO, this is getting waaaay old, either drop it or revise it.... there've been no updates for days now...
  
  CmdrTaco
11. Re:It's Taco SPAM!!! (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.22 17:28 (#2600815)
  
  A truly excellent and very humourous troll indeed!
  However...
  
  To complete this perverted orgy, fellow geeks Michael, Timothy, and Jamie often join in, dressed in black Gestapo uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves.
  
  Black GeStaPo uniforms? The GeStaPo (Geheime Staatspolizei - Secret State Police) wore civilian clothes (although there are reports on them occasionally using Allgemeine SS uniforms in occupied territories).
  
  I seriously doubt that perverted individuals like CmdrTaco et al would have the good taste to ever wear the outstandingly beautiful black Waffen SS uniforms! Please update the FAQ accordingly.
  - Re:It's Taco SPAM!!! (Score:0)
    by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.23 4:06 (#2602610)
    
    Actually, it appears you are both wrong!! Ah ha!! I think our boy WIPO was thinking of the Allgemeine SS uniforms. Waffen SS were grey.
12. Re:Microsoft's Taco-Snotting Connection (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.21 4:49 (#2594325)
  
  oh yeah, you say you have masturbated only 2 times to this post. well, by the time it takes for me to get through reading it, i usually end up masturbated 5 to 6 times, 10 to 12 if i have the goatse.cx homepage loaded up and am looking at it side by side with the slashdot page. my keyboard, hands, mouse, monitor, the underside of my desk and around the floor under my desk are cum soaked and sticky with the man smell i know and love.
13. Re:Microsoft's Taco-Snotting Connection (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.21 4:41 (#2594311)
  
  for version 2 you should make a total re-write of the cod...errr...text and add some details about cmdrtaco and the homo-gang's happenings with their coworkers (osdn?) and all of the gay revelry they enjoy and promote. by the way, did i just see cmdrtaco on television promoting the nax hair removal system? i guess after using vaseline in and around his ass he grew quite a ponytail and it had to be removed somehow...ouch!
14. Re:Microsoft's Taco-Snotting Connection (Score:-1, Troll)
  by TRoLLaXoR on 2001.11.21 3:59 (#2594191)
  
  WIPO, do you notice how few comments you get for anything you write/post/spam nowadays?
  
  -Trollaxor
15. Jon-Katz docking (Score:-1)
  by sales_worldwide on 2001.11.20 11:53 (#2588488)
  
  You forgot to mention Jon Katz's "docking" games, where he places his chopper head to head with another chap, and rolls the other guys foreskin over his own circumcised end ("docking"), providing him with fantasies of actually having his own forskin ...
  "Making linux GPL was the best thing I ever did" - Torvalds. I'd hate to see the worst thing...
16. Re:Snotting a first! (Score:-1)
  by Fucky the troll on 2001.11.20 11:28 (#2588446)
  
  Woah! When did the WIPO troll get freed? And how the fuck did I miss it?
  
  Excellent FP, sir.
  
  This is a sig virus. Please put me in your sig
17. Re:Snotting a first! (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.20 11:04 (#2588407)
  
  omg that is crapflooding material if i ever saw it!!!!!! and u got a first post!!!! whoot to the wipo troll!!!
18. GW, please.... (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.19 9:03 (#2583756)
  
  GW...you know we love every hair on your 27 acre ass... and I, for one, would never do anything untowards your graceful demeanor. And you probably have several friends that would love to help you do the bear dance all over my face if I so much as spelled your name wrong. And you know I'd defend your Constitutional right to defame God in heaven. I'd even help fund your education, should you ever decide to take that route. Hell, I'd buy you a tall tepid bear-whiz beer if you were here with me, right now!
  
  But. ...if you can't find another topic, I'm gonna step over your dead mother's grave and kick your assuredly anesthetitized butt clear across the playground.
  
  Now go stick your shaved head back down inside the woman's toilet, and just to show there's no hard feelings, I'll jump in the tow-truck and drive right over to help you pull it right out...ok?
  
  thanks
19. Re:Help me Taco-Snotters!! (Score:-1)
  by mark knopfler 69 on 2001.11.19 8:25 (#2583695)
  
  I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU SIR. FOR ONE THING, THE E-MAIL FROM CMDRTACO DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH GRAMMATICAL AND SPELLING MISTAKES. Let's be realistic here, CmdrTaco usually types with one hand, and since he is shaking from jacking off his aim on the keyboard isn't too good. Those e-mails were a little too well written. Sorry boy, you'll have to do better.
20. Re: What the hell is "taco snotting"? (Score:-1)
  by WeatherTroll on 2001.11.19 8:14 (#2583667)
  
  You should update this to say VA Software instead of VA Linux.
21. YOU ARE WINNER (Score:1)
  by smackmonkey on 2001.11.19 7:06 (#2583510)
  
  Crackhead moderators: this is +5, Hilarious material.
  
  --
  CNN declares War on Islam!
  Left-wing America declares War on its Civil Liberties!
22. Re:On Taco-Snotting 1.9 (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.19 5:40 (#2583336)
  
  This was funny the first 100 times. Now it is getting boring!
23. Digusting and Shameful (Score:-1)
  by egg troll on 2001.11.18 22:27 (#2582054)
  
  Having masturbated *twice* to this post, I'm still incredibly aroused! Come over for a Taco Snot. I'll be wearing my crotchless Clifford the Big Red Dog outfit!!
  
  For more info check out this /. article
24. IMPROVE THE FAQ (Score:-1, Flamebait)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.18 12:03 (#2580822)
  
  add more links to goatse and to cowboineal's site to make it better. a link to rotten.com would be nice too
  - Re:IMPROVE THE FAQ (Score:0)
    by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.18 12:18 (#2580832)
    
    and a link to michael's site and to jon katz's site if he has one and homo's site. i dont know what else to say. maybe a few links to phallic.org they have nice penis pictures! a link to the planet quake site or whatever. really make the reader feel this faq really answers their questions. oh yeah, and when you talk about cmdrtaco snotting you, say he brought you to "orgasm after sweaty orgasm". describe it more is all i'm saying. and use more italics and bolding! and when you talk about jon katz shitting or whatever have a link to fecal japan on rotten.com
    
    other wise a great job wipo troll! keep up the good work!
25. Re:CmdrTaco's filthy secret! (Score:-1)
  by Wil Wheaton on 2001.11.18 6:41 (#2580438)
  
  Hi. Let's be buddies.. butt buddies.
  --
  WIL WHEATON DOT NET
26. WIPO speaks the truth (Score:-1)
  by dead_puppy on 2001.11.18 5:33 (#2580342)
  
  Here is an e-mail I received a week ago:
  
  From: malda@slashdot.org To: puppy_dead@hotmail.com Subject: were where you last friday? :( I thought we where supposed to meet at Backdoor's at 8-ish, sugar-lips? You could've at least told me that you could'nt make it! I was even in my favorite pink skirt for you, honey-cup... next time, you could be more considarite and tell me you cant come... bastard. -- CmdrTaco (malda@slashdot.org)
  You finding Ling-Ling's head?
27. Taco snotting is WRONG!!! (Score:-1)
  by Big_Ass_Spork on 2001.11.18 4:53 (#2580300)
  
  I do it wrong
  
  Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
  
  Massaging my nutsack she....
  
  WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
  
  Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass. [goatse.cx]
  
  "OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"
  
  "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"
  
  I DO IT WRONG!!!!
  
  ---
  All your Sporks are belong to Big_Ass_Spork! What you say?! All your Sporks are belo... forget it...
28. Rob Malda Dead at age 25! (Score:-1)
  by j0nkatz on 2001.11.17 22:54 (#2579596)
  
  I just heard some sad news on the radio -- famous queerbait Rob Malda was found dead in his Holland home this morning. The details were a bit hazy, but it seems that he drowned in jizz while Taco Snotting his friend Hemos. I'm sure everyone in the /. community will miss him -- even if you didn't enjoy his queer antics and boring ass website, there's no denying his contributions to the homosesual cultural development, particularly in the areas of Taco snotting. Truly an American icon.
  
  I wanna Open Source sex so it won't be worth a shit either.
29. TACO-SNOTTING is really Donkey-Punching (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.15 6:38 (#2567601)
  
  No no no, the correct term for that is "donkey-punch". I have eye-witnessed this amazing eye-popping event demonstrated on unsuspecting hose-monsters by my frat brothers in the past.. . :-)
30. Re:the effect of knowlege laws... (Score:1)
  by AbsoluteRelativity on 2001.11.15 5:31 (#2567457)
  
  The WIPO Troll
  Slashdot and the Karma Lottery - News for uber monkeys, by uber monkeys.
31. Re:Taco-Snotting (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.13 9:27 (#2557632)
  
  Oh, man that's just sick !
32. HOW DO I GET AN ANONYMOUS PROXY? (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.13 9:03 (#2557604)
  
  TELL ME WHERE I CAN GET AN ANONYMOUS proxy please WIPO Troll. Maybe later i will join you in a snotting at my place. ;P
33. Re:Taco-Snottage!?!?!? (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by vikool on 2001.11.13 7:43 (#2557495)
  
  what is this bull shit,i feel offened that some people feel so so senseless to post stuff like these esp when such a tragic incident has occured
34. Re:Taco-felching!! (Score:-1)
  by I.T.R.A.R.K. on 2001.11.11 22:38 (#2551890)
  
  Where the fuck do I sign up?!
  
  - I throw rocks at retarded kids
  
  "Adequacy.org: Where congenital stupidity is not an option, but a requirement."
35. Re:Taco-felching!! (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 21:53 (#2551753)
  
  this shit is hilarious..keep up the good work.
36. Re:Taco-felching!! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by rockwood on 2001.11.11 21:49 (#2551746)
  
  OMG! That is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard! WHo in their right mind would sit down and waste the time to construct such a replusive story. I guess I'll be skipping lunch and dinner today.. and possibly tomorrow also. The game doesn't affect reality. Reality affects the game.
37. Re:Ban this! It's disgusting!! (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 14:43 (#2550701)
  
  dude, this is crap-flood material if i ever saw it.
  duuuuuuuuudddddddddddddeeeeeeeee.
38. Re:Taco-Snotting = HATE SPEECH (Score:-1, Flamebait)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 8:16 (#2550266)
  
  horny_rob_6969@hotmail.com
  
  Ah, so that's what the alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.horny-rob newsgroup is about!
39. MOD THIS UP PLEASE!!! (Score:-1)
  by egg troll on 2001.11.11 5:34 (#2550024)
  
  +5, Arousing
  
  For more info check out this /. article
40. Re:Taco-Snotting = HATE SPEECH (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 4:39 (#2549891)
  
  WINNER>
41. Re:Taco-Snotting = HATE SPEECH (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 4:37 (#2549887)
  
  I love you. Why do you use your bitchslapped account, rather than signing up for a new account to post at +1 before getting bitchslapped by the censors here? I guess I should speak for myself, but I don't want to log out and lose all my slashdot customization properties, nor do I want to lose my 50 karma yet.
42. Re:On Taco-Snotting (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.09 9:19 (#2542412)
  
  you fucking rock! right down to the expanded cvs id!
  
  WIPO trolls > linux
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Other Render Sources by taion · 2001-12-10 18:26 · Score: 2, Informative

Although the first link in the article seems to have been thoroughly Slashdotted,

the space.com link (http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/solarsystem /mars_renderings_011204-2.html)

and the mars3d.co.uk (http://mars3d.co.uk/)

happen to have some of the images, although not in as high a resolution.

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1. Re:Other Render Sources by Anonymous Coward · 2001-12-11 20:28 · Score: 0
  
  deffo been dollied up those pics, but some wicked images in the gallery of the second url....nice one!
Nice renders -- what software did they use? by Ryu2 · 2001-12-10 18:28 · Score: 2

Great shading, looks like real geometric (not simulated) bump mapping, and atmospherics. What program did they use? POVRay or something else?

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There's 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
1. Re:Nice renders -- what software did they use? by Anonymous Coward · 2001-12-10 18:31 · Score: 0
  
  NASA mostly uses SOFTIMAGE|3D(tm) and the Gimp.
I like to Flood Slashdot with THIS POAST!!! by George+WIPO+Bush · 2001-12-10 18:29 · Score: -1
THE OFFICIAL TACO-SNOTTING FAQ By The WIPO Troll, $Revision: 1.12 $

Why have I been receiving emails from CmdrTaco, in which he seems to be speaking in some kind of code language?

Whenever Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda gets bored (and who wouldn't, running a site like Slashdot all day), he roams through the Slashdot database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy engaging in homosexual orgies with him. How he determines this is anyone's guess; but if you have a homosexual-sounding nickname, or a nick with the letter P in it, you're in trouble.

So this time, he found you. Lucky you.

CmdrTaco's code language is relatively easy to decipher. He prefers to speak in thinly-veiled sexual innuendo to evade the watchful (but relatively stupid) eye of Slashdot's parent corporation, VA Software. CmdrTaco's "Commander" is, of course, his penis -- a small, withered little thing that lives in his pants that only comes out in the presence of other men or at the beck and call of CmdrTaco's own right hand. His "Taco bells" are the shriveled testes that droop beneath his Commander, and his "Taco sauce" is his, well, jizz. It should be more than obvious to you now what he means when he asks you to "ring his Taco bells" or "taste his gourmet Taco sauce."

Lastly, there is a practice he refers to as "Taco-snotting" and the more shocking "circle-snot."

Good Lord. What is "Taco-snotting?"

"Taco-snotting" is the term used by CmdrTaco to refer to the practice of sucking the penis of a homosexual man (or unwilling heterosexual; CmdrTaco is rumored to prefer rape), then blowing the semen out his nose onto his partner's (victim's) face and body. A long, bubbly stream of milky-white semen is left on CmdrTaco's face, dribbling out of his nose and down his cheek: hence the term, "Taco-snotting."

A "circle-snot" is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk, another practice common among the Slashdot crew. CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and Taco-snot each other with their gooey, sticky cum -- spooging their jizz-snot all over each other's faces and pasty, white bodies, until they're covered head to toe with each other's man juice. This can go on for hours. For the homosexual penetration that follows this lengthy foreplay, Roblowme is usually there to provide plenty of anal lubricant; he owns a limo service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease ready to go.

To complete this perverted orgy, fellow geeks Michael, Timothy, and Jamie will usually join in, dressed in tight leather mock-S.S. uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves. The whole group then proceeds to snot each other's spunk and whip each other's pudgy asses with riding crops and chains until their pale, white geek bodies are exhausted and soaked in stinking sweat from the hours of passionate, homosexual revelry.

Ewwwwww. So, can I stop receiving these emails?

Hopefully.

You most likely forgot to uncheck the "Willing to Taco-snot" checkbox in your account preferences. CmdrTaco has probably already got the hots for your wad, and he's probably already been lurking outside your bathroom window for weeks with a camera, some tissues and lube. There's no escaping a geek in heat, so it's probably too late for you, but you can possibly rectify this situation. To remove yourself from CmdrTaco's sights, log into your Slashdot account, go to your user page, click on Messages, and uncheck the box next to "Willing to Taco-snot." Maybe he'll ignore you. Probably not.

I can't stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?

If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, restraining orders, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object capable of warding off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. Trust me, when they charge... oh, the humanity. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot you, you will most likely end up tied up in his basement to be used as his sex slave for the rest of your life (or until he accidentally drowns you in spunk in a circle-snot).

Have you ever been Taco-Snotted?

Unfortunately, yes. I first met CmdrTaco at an Open Source Convention. He invited me back to his room for a game of Quake and some "gourmet Tacos," but when I got there, he jumped me and tied me to his bed, stripping me. After taking his "Commander" out of his pants, Mr. Taco made me suck the withered thing six times. He then performed his vile Taco-snotting ritual on me three times over the next two hours, bringing me to orgasm after sweaty, mind-numbing orgasm... then he snotted my own milky-white jizz back onto my face, into my mouth, then again on my exposed belly.

CmdrTaco invited several of his Open Source (or rather, "Open Sauce" -- man sauce) buddies over to continue the twisted snotfest. Linux Torvalds raped my ass with his "monolithic kernel," and Anal Cox used his "network stack" in a multitude of unspeakable ways on and in every orifice in my defenseless body. Michael was there in his leather Nazi uniform, caning my ass with a bamboo pole and ranting about "all those Censorware freaks out to get him."

How did you finally escape, you ask? After about 16 hours of countless homosexual atrocities perpetrated against my restrained body, they all finally went to sleep on top of me, sweat-soaked and exhausted. I was left there, covered in bubbly, translucent jizz-snot, chained to the bed, with half a dozen fat, pasty-white fags lying around and on top of me. Fortunately the spooge coating my flesh worked wonderfully as a lubricant; I was able to squirm my way out of the handcuffs and slip out the back door. I'm just glad I survived the ordeal. These geeks had a lot of built-up spunk in their wads -- I could've easily been drowned!

That's horrible. Does "Taco-snotting" have anything to do with CmdrTaco's "special taco"?

No, that's a different disgusting perversion CmdrTaco indulges himself in. CmdrTaco is usually not satisfied with merely snotting your own jizz back onto your face, he most often enjoys involving his own bodily fluids in his twisted games. WeatherTroll has spent some time trying to educate the Slashdot readership about this vile practice (emphasis added):
You may be wondering what CmdrTaco's "special taco" is. You will be wishing that you hadn't been wondering after you finish reading this post. To make his "special taco", CmdrTaco takes a taco shell and shits on it. He then adds lettuce, jacks off on the taco, and adds a compound to make the person who eats the taco unconscious. Of course, the compound does not make the person unconscious until the taco is fully eaten. Thus CmdrTaco force-feeds the taco to the unsuspecting victim.

After the victim is unconscious, he is held against his will and used for CmdrTaco's nefarious sexual purposes. This includes shoving taco shells up the victim's ass, Taco-snotting, and getting Jon Katz involved.
Completely different, yet no less revolting. It should be clear to you now that CmdrTaco is a very, very sick individual, as are most of the Slashdot editors.

Does Jon Katz get involved in any of this? I thought he was a paedophile, not a homosexual.

Actually, Jon Katz is a homosexual paedophile. He's also a coprophiliac, and, many suspect, a zoophile. Jon Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesn't involve himself in circle-snots. Mr. Katz usually engages in a game called " Katz juicy-douching" with his harem of little-boy slaves: a vile practice which involves administering an enema to himself of the little boy's urine (forced out of them with a pair of pliers), spooging the vile muck from his ass back into the enema bag, then squirting and slathering the goo all over himself, and the little boy's chained-up and naked bodies. If he's in the mood, he will sometimes skip refilling the enema bag and just squirt it from his ass onto his boys. Unwilling boys are further tortured with the pliers until they comply and allow Mr. Katz to juicy-douche them for the rest of their lives.

As I already said, Mr. Katz is also a zoophile. As if the sexual escapades with the helpless little boys aren't enough, Jon usually enjoys his juicy-douches best when his penis is firmly planted in a female goat's anus. He is also rumoured to get off on watching his little boys eat the goat's small, bean-like turds.

...Are you getting hard writing this?

Why, yes. :) Join me in a WIPO-snot?

No, thanks. I'm already CmdrTaco's boi toi.

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READER COMMENTS
1. Fucking hilarious too bad it didnt get a 5:Funny (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 19:01 (#2644105)
  
  this is good shit man
2. Re:Taco-snotting@Home! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by Dark_Cobra87 on 2001.12.01 23:03 (#2642180)
  
  Oops, forgot to check that Taco-snot option...
3. Re:Fuck Linux! Fuck him hard! (Score:-1)
  by Fecal Troll Matter on 2001.12.01 20:55 (#2641791)
  
  Mmmmmmm, Taco Sauce...
  
  Sig (appended to the end of comments you post, 120 chars)
4. Look (Score:-1)
  by ArchieBunker on 2001.12.01 20:19 (#2641679)
  
  I love trolling but this shit is getting old, fast. At least start mixing them up a little bit. How about the 'How OSM was Freed' series?
  http://www.naawp.org/
5. Re:Congratulations! You have been WIPO'd!! (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.01 8:37 (#2640602)
  
  Stop posting this! I've got hangover and Taco Snotting doesn't make me feel any better.
  
  I'm really glad that Taco Snotting is illegal here in Europe.
6. Re:Snot me baby, one more time! (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.30 1:01 (#2634213)
  
  Get a life you loser! Don't you have anything better to do than insult CmdrTaco and the gay community? We are not perverts, we are human beings just like you. So give it a rest!
7. Re:Hello, perdida!!! Won't you snot my face tonigh (Score:-1)
  by perdida on on 2001.11.27 14:13 (#2618764)
  
  Shut up you asshole.
  
  I am not great, I am merely adequate. I live in adequacy.
8. Go back to Russia. (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.26 22:22 (#2616035)
  
  You weiner trool!
9. Re:The Taco-Snotting FAQ Rides Again!! (Updated so (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.25 9:14 (#2609574)
  
  try to find a pic of actual "taco-snotting"! fucking funny it would be! so go to gay porn sites day in and day out until you find a man giving another man a blowjob that has jizz coming out of his nose and mouth. by the way, keep up the good work
10. Re:Snotting another first!! (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.23 12:18 (#2603370)
  
  WIPO, this is getting waaaay old, either drop it or revise it.... there've been no updates for days now...
  
  CmdrTaco
11. Re:It's Taco SPAM!!! (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.22 17:28 (#2600815)
  
  A truly excellent and very humourous troll indeed!
  However...
  
  To complete this perverted orgy, fellow geeks Michael, Timothy, and Jamie often join in, dressed in black Gestapo uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves.
  
  Black GeStaPo uniforms? The GeStaPo (Geheime Staatspolizei - Secret State Police) wore civilian clothes (although there are reports on them occasionally using Allgemeine SS uniforms in occupied territories).
  
  I seriously doubt that perverted individuals like CmdrTaco et al would have the good taste to ever wear the outstandingly beautiful black Waffen SS uniforms! Please update the FAQ accordingly.
  - Re:It's Taco SPAM!!! (Score:0)
    by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.23 4:06 (#2602610)
    
    Actually, it appears you are both wrong!! Ah ha!! I think our boy WIPO was thinking of the Allgemeine SS uniforms. Waffen SS were grey.
12. Re:Microsoft's Taco-Snotting Connection (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.21 4:49 (#2594325)
  
  oh yeah, you say you have masturbated only 2 times to this post. well, by the time it takes for me to get through reading it, i usually end up masturbated 5 to 6 times, 10 to 12 if i have the goatse.cx homepage loaded up and am looking at it side by side with the slashdot page. my keyboard, hands, mouse, monitor, the underside of my desk and around the floor under my desk are cum soaked and sticky with the man smell i know and love.
13. Re:Microsoft's Taco-Snotting Connection (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.21 4:41 (#2594311)
  
  for version 2 you should make a total re-write of the cod...errr...text and add some details about cmdrtaco and the homo-gang's happenings with their coworkers (osdn?) and all of the gay revelry they enjoy and promote. by the way, did i just see cmdrtaco on television promoting the nax hair removal system? i guess after using vaseline in and around his ass he grew quite a ponytail and it had to be removed somehow...ouch!
14. Re:Microsoft's Taco-Snotting Connection (Score:-1, Troll)
  by TRoLLaXoR on 2001.11.21 3:59 (#2594191)
  
  WIPO, do you notice how few comments you get for anything you write/post/spam nowadays?
  
  -Trollaxor
15. Jon-Katz docking (Score:-1)
  by sales_worldwide on 2001.11.20 11:53 (#2588488)
  
  You forgot to mention Jon Katz's "docking" games, where he places his chopper head to head with another chap, and rolls the other guys foreskin over his own circumcised end ("docking"), providing him with fantasies of actually having his own forskin ...
  "Making linux GPL was the best thing I ever did" - Torvalds. I'd hate to see the worst thing...
16. Re:Snotting a first! (Score:-1)
  by Fucky the troll on 2001.11.20 11:28 (#2588446)
  
  Woah! When did the WIPO troll get freed? And how the fuck did I miss it?
  
  Excellent FP, sir.
  
  This is a sig virus. Please put me in your sig
17. Re:Snotting a first! (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.20 11:04 (#2588407)
  
  omg that is crapflooding material if i ever saw it!!!!!! and u got a first post!!!! whoot to the wipo troll!!!
18. GW, please.... (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.19 9:03 (#2583756)
  
  GW...you know we love every hair on your 27 acre ass... and I, for one, would never do anything untowards your graceful demeanor. And you probably have several friends that would love to help you do the bear dance all over my face if I so much as spelled your name wrong. And you know I'd defend your Constitutional right to defame God in heaven. I'd even help fund your education, should you ever decide to take that route. Hell, I'd buy you a tall tepid bear-whiz beer if you were here with me, right now!
  
  But. ...if you can't find another topic, I'm gonna step over your dead mother's grave and kick your assuredly anesthetitized butt clear across the playground.
  
  Now go stick your shaved head back down inside the woman's toilet, and just to show there's no hard feelings, I'll jump in the tow-truck and drive right over to help you pull it right out...ok?
  
  thanks
19. Re:Help me Taco-Snotters!! (Score:-1)
  by mark knopfler 69 on 2001.11.19 8:25 (#2583695)
  
  I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU SIR. FOR ONE THING, THE E-MAIL FROM CMDRTACO DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH GRAMMATICAL AND SPELLING MISTAKES. Let's be realistic here, CmdrTaco usually types with one hand, and since he is shaking from jacking off his aim on the keyboard isn't too good. Those e-mails were a little too well written. Sorry boy, you'll have to do better.
20. Re: What the hell is "taco snotting"? (Score:-1)
  by WeatherTroll on 2001.11.19 8:14 (#2583667)
  
  You should update this to say VA Software instead of VA Linux.
21. YOU ARE WINNER (Score:1)
  by smackmonkey on 2001.11.19 7:06 (#2583510)
  
  Crackhead moderators: this is +5, Hilarious material.
  
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22. Re:On Taco-Snotting 1.9 (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.19 5:40 (#2583336)
  
  This was funny the first 100 times. Now it is getting boring!
23. Digusting and Shameful (Score:-1)
  by egg troll on 2001.11.18 22:27 (#2582054)
  
  Having masturbated *twice* to this post, I'm still incredibly aroused! Come over for a Taco Snot. I'll be wearing my crotchless Clifford the Big Red Dog outfit!!
  
  For more info check out this /. article
24. IMPROVE THE FAQ (Score:-1, Flamebait)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.18 12:03 (#2580822)
  
  add more links to goatse and to cowboineal's site to make it better. a link to rotten.com would be nice too
  - Re:IMPROVE THE FAQ (Score:0)
    by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.18 12:18 (#2580832)
    
    and a link to michael's site and to jon katz's site if he has one and homo's site. i dont know what else to say. maybe a few links to phallic.org they have nice penis pictures! a link to the planet quake site or whatever. really make the reader feel this faq really answers their questions. oh yeah, and when you talk about cmdrtaco snotting you, say he brought you to "orgasm after sweaty orgasm". describe it more is all i'm saying. and use more italics and bolding! and when you talk about jon katz shitting or whatever have a link to fecal japan on rotten.com
    
    other wise a great job wipo troll! keep up the good work!
25. Re:CmdrTaco's filthy secret! (Score:-1)
  by Wil Wheaton on 2001.11.18 6:41 (#2580438)
  
  Hi. Let's be buddies.. butt buddies.
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26. WIPO speaks the truth (Score:-1)
  by dead_puppy on 2001.11.18 5:33 (#2580342)
  
  Here is an e-mail I received a week ago:
  
  From: malda@slashdot.org To: puppy_dead@hotmail.com Subject: were where you last friday? :( I thought we where supposed to meet at Backdoor's at 8-ish, sugar-lips? You could've at least told me that you could'nt make it! I was even in my favorite pink skirt for you, honey-cup... next time, you could be more considarite and tell me you cant come... bastard. -- CmdrTaco (malda@slashdot.org)
  You finding Ling-Ling's head?
27. Taco snotting is WRONG!!! (Score:-1)
  by Big_Ass_Spork on 2001.11.18 4:53 (#2580300)
  
  I do it wrong
  
  Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
  
  Massaging my nutsack she....
  
  WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
  
  Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass. [goatse.cx]
  
  "OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"
  
  "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"
  
  I DO IT WRONG!!!!
  
  ---
  All your Sporks are belong to Big_Ass_Spork! What you say?! All your Sporks are belo... forget it...
28. Rob Malda Dead at age 25! (Score:-1)
  by j0nkatz on 2001.11.17 22:54 (#2579596)
  
  I just heard some sad news on the radio -- famous queerbait Rob Malda was found dead in his Holland home this morning. The details were a bit hazy, but it seems that he drowned in jizz while Taco Snotting his friend Hemos. I'm sure everyone in the /. community will miss him -- even if you didn't enjoy his queer antics and boring ass website, there's no denying his contributions to the homosesual cultural development, particularly in the areas of Taco snotting. Truly an American icon.
  
  I wanna Open Source sex so it won't be worth a shit either.
29. TACO-SNOTTING is really Donkey-Punching (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.15 6:38 (#2567601)
  
  No no no, the correct term for that is "donkey-punch". I have eye-witnessed this amazing eye-popping event demonstrated on unsuspecting hose-monsters by my frat brothers in the past.. . :-)
30. Re:the effect of knowlege laws... (Score:1)
  by AbsoluteRelativity on 2001.11.15 5:31 (#2567457)
  
  The WIPO Troll
  Slashdot and the Karma Lottery - News for uber monkeys, by uber monkeys.
31. Re:Taco-Snotting (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.13 9:27 (#2557632)
  
  Oh, man that's just sick !
32. HOW DO I GET AN ANONYMOUS PROXY? (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.13 9:03 (#2557604)
  
  TELL ME WHERE I CAN GET AN ANONYMOUS proxy please WIPO Troll. Maybe later i will join you in a snotting at my place. ;P
33. Re:Taco-Snottage!?!?!? (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by vikool on 2001.11.13 7:43 (#2557495)
  
  what is this bull shit,i feel offened that some people feel so so senseless to post stuff like these esp when such a tragic incident has occured
34. Re:Taco-felching!! (Score:-1)
  by I.T.R.A.R.K. on 2001.11.11 22:38 (#2551890)
  
  Where the fuck do I sign up?!
  
  - I throw rocks at retarded kids
  
  "Adequacy.org: Where congenital stupidity is not an option, but a requirement."
35. Re:Taco-felching!! (Score:-1, Troll)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 21:53 (#2551753)
  
  this shit is hilarious..keep up the good work.
36. Re:Taco-felching!! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by rockwood on 2001.11.11 21:49 (#2551746)
  
  OMG! That is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard! WHo in their right mind would sit down and waste the time to construct such a replusive story. I guess I'll be skipping lunch and dinner today.. and possibly tomorrow also. The game doesn't affect reality. Reality affects the game.
37. Re:Ban this! It's disgusting!! (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 14:43 (#2550701)
  
  dude, this is crap-flood material if i ever saw it.
  duuuuuuuuudddddddddddddeeeeeeeee.
38. Re:Taco-Snotting = HATE SPEECH (Score:-1, Flamebait)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 8:16 (#2550266)
  
  horny_rob_6969@hotmail.com
  
  Ah, so that's what the alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.horny-rob newsgroup is about!
39. MOD THIS UP PLEASE!!! (Score:-1)
  by egg troll on 2001.11.11 5:34 (#2550024)
  
  +5, Arousing
  
  For more info check out this /. article
40. Re:Taco-Snotting = HATE SPEECH (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 4:39 (#2549891)
  
  WINNER>
41. Re:Taco-Snotting = HATE SPEECH (Score:-1, Offtopic)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.11 4:37 (#2549887)
  
  I love you. Why do you use your bitchslapped account, rather than signing up for a new account to post at +1 before getting bitchslapped by the censors here? I guess I should speak for myself, but I don't want to log out and lose all my slashdot customization properties, nor do I want to lose my 50 karma yet.
42. Re:On Taco-Snotting (Score:0)
  by Anonymous Coward on 2001.11.09 9:19 (#2542412)
  
  you fucking rock! right down to the expanded cvs id!
  
  WIPO trolls > linux
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Mars SF by Brant · 2001-12-10 18:29 · Score: 1

Wow. That makes me want to head out to the library and grab "Red Mars" by Kim Stanley Robinson for another re-read. Great, epic, hard SF story of the colonization of Mars. Those pics re-vamped my whole visualization for the book. I always pictured it as much smoother/less craggy, especially where they first landed.

Are there any other good hard-SF Mars books for me to dig into? I think I may have to go on a Mars reading binge.

Brant
Michael J. Fox, dead at 41 by I.H.S.W.R.K. · 2001-12-10 18:31 · Score: -1, Offtopic

I just heard sad news on the radio - Michael J. Fox was found dead in his Beverly Hills home this morning. There weren't any more details - it was just a little news blurb. I'm sure the TV community will miss him; even if you didn't like his Spin City or Family Ties, there's no denying his contribution to the Back to the Future movies. Truly an icon.

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1. Re:Michael J. Fox, dead at 41 by Anonymous Coward · 2001-12-10 19:01 · Score: -1, Offtopic
  
  Why did the moderators mod this as offtopic? Micheal J. FOx was clearly in the post that you were replying to. See, the moderators are obviously idiots. They should all move to Idiotville, Oregon.
downlaoding... by minus_273 · 2001-12-10 18:41 · Score: 0, Troll

downlaoding real pictures from mars would probably be faster that that site.

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other interesting pictures by NeoTomba · 2001-12-10 18:51 · Score: 2, Interesting

Mola 3d map:
http://www.gsfc.nasa.gov/gsfc/spacesci/pictures/ mo la/mars3d.htm

exxagerated altitude 3d renderings, valles marineris:
http://www.burningpixel.com/galeryim.htm
[OT] Any terrain generators for Linux? by Anonymous Coward · 2001-12-10 19:21 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Does anybody know any good dedicated terrain generator software for Linux?
Slow news day by the_furies · 2001-12-10 19:57 · Score: -1, Offtopic

What I want to see are some spectacular 3d renderings of the Valles Pubis of Natalie Portman. If unavailable, I'll settle for Naomi Watts or that chick from The Matrix and Memento.
Ms. Valles Marineris? by Fortyseven · 2001-12-10 20:27 · Score: 1

I hadn't heard of "Valles Marineris" before, so the first thing that entered my mind was that it was the name of some supermodel or something, and they made her into some posable high-res 3D toy, and took some screenshots. Like playing with Poser. ;)

Hurray for ignorance! ;D

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1. Re:Ms. Valles Marineris? by Anonymous Coward · 2001-12-12 15:34 · Score: 0
  
  Hehe... same here. enough with mars, let's get some porn.
Lossless compression option would be appreciated by addikt10 · 2001-12-10 20:31 · Score: 1

These are damn beautiful. I wish they were posted in a PNG format so that there wouldn't be those nasty JPG effects.
what is the gamma on those? by Anonymous Coward · 2001-12-10 20:36 · Score: -1

they look very alien... either that or very washed out. anyone want to guess if those have been fucked up ("pre corrected") for windows lusers everywhere?

why oh why couldn't they use png?
copyright by rwaldin · 2001-12-10 21:16 · Score: 2, Funny

Nice pictures, but...
Those images cannot be printed, sold or distributed by any mean (including Internet) without the previous consent of the Author
Hmmm. Does that mean my ISP just broke the law? -Ray
Re: Terraform by mirko · 2001-12-11 01:12 · Score: 1

You've got Terraform but I don't know if this'll be sufficient for you. Just take a look to the screenshots and make yourself an opinion.

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From NASA's Site by cbrcop · 2001-12-11 02:51 · Score: 1

Here is the same in English from NASA
Copyright ... by pumpkin2146 · 2001-12-11 04:43 · Score: 1

Those images cannot be printed, sold or distributed by any mean (including Internet) without the previous consent of the Author.
Cache anyone ?
Huh? by Anonymous Coward · 2001-12-11 05:29 · Score: 0

Hadn't you told me, I would have thought it was Afganistan, seriously.
Turbinium Reactor by essell · 2001-12-11 05:31 · Score: 1

These pictures are pretty good. However, staying on track.. they still haven't located that Turbinium reactor yet to give Mars an atmosphere... much less the Pyramid Mines.

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Big deal. by Mr.+Piccolo · 2001-12-11 09:04 · Score: 1

Wake me when they start rendering pictures of the Mars Anomaly of the Week, then we'll have something to talk about.

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Copyright by lfourrier · 2001-12-11 10:21 · Score: 1

As some have remarked , there is a restricted use text on the page.
I happen to just come back home from a presentation at my daughter's school of those and other martian images, presentation made by Olivier de Goursac, that is the author of the page, and of the images. (Note to american reader : yes there are people in France, including scientist and /. readers).
I asked him about the copy restriction, and his argument is as follow :
It doesn't matter if an individual print and copy those images for his personnal use, but there where recently problems with a news agency which removed the references of the creators (look at the images) and sold them for quite a huge sum of money as print, privatizing public images, and preventing others to benefit freely (as in beer, at least) of the effort of Nasa and Mars society.
This introduce a question we can perhaps ask also in another thread to L. Lessig : is it possible, given present and future copyright law, to protect the public domain, à la GPL, with something like : (c) Mankind, copy restriction prohibited.
Shades of Dune by Walrus99 · 2001-12-13 05:44 · Score: 1

Wow, a whole planet covered by sand and rocks. I could almost see a band of fremen walking across the canyon or a sandworm beginning to surface.