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Trojan Coffee Room Machine Returns

MKalus writes "It seems that when they turned it off it wasn't quite the end to the machine after all. The german magazine "Der Spiegel" bought it and got it repaired. And now it is online again, not in the Trojan room, but the same machine." You just can't keep a good coffee machine down.

112 comments

  1. for the lazy - translation by Andre060 · · Score: 5, Informative
    1. Re:for the lazy - translation by grub · · Score: 5, Funny

      Egad, that translation is only a small step above "all your coffee machine are belong to us."

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    2. Re:for the lazy - translation by afree87 · · Score: 1
      "But which one makes with an icon of the Webs?


      Throw away? Not possibly!"

    3. Re:for the lazy - translation by nomadic · · Score: 1

      At least the editors stopped putting up babelfish links. I guess they realized they didn't really help much...

    4. Re:for the lazy - translation by CatherineCornelius · · Score: 3, Troll
      Egad, that translation is only a small step above "all your coffee machine are belong to us."

      Ihre ganze Kaffeemaschine sind gehören uns

      I like it!

    5. Re:for the lazy - translation by jhines0042 · · Score: 1

      I think I need a new keyboard now.... don't say funny stuff like that without warning me next time!

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    6. Re:for the lazy - translation by Ogantai+Khan · · Score: 1

      Actually, that would be "Alle Ihre Kaffemachine sind gehören uns."

      "Ihre ganze Kaffeemaschine" means "Your entire Kaffemachine"

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    7. Re:for the lazy - translation by gleam_mn · · Score: 1

      "...warmed themselves hands and stomachs to it..."

      I used to do this with the coffee pot where I work... but the eventually the stares of my coworkers gave me a complex and I had to stop. :(

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    8. Re:for the lazy - translation by pyrrho · · Score: 1

      The meaning is in there somewhere... viva the literal translation. Frankly, I'd like a word-translation only, leave it to me to deduce the foriegn grammar!

      >Again the "Trojan Machine" history wrote - as the most expensive broken coffee machine of the world.

      This translation again good enough was. The meaning, not missing, but about a coffee machine encrypted.

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      -pyrrho

    9. Re:for the lazy - translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First sentence:
      "Ten years long she did, bruehte faithfully their service to coffee"
      Sounsd like a line from Beowulf (the epic)! Caesura and all!

  2. Re:fp by Whistler's+Mother · · Score: 0

    LOL

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  3. erm by bartyboy · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I sure hope they changed the filter by now.

    1. Re:erm by SilentChris · · Score: 2

      If it was at Dunkin Donuts, probably not.

  4. okay... I must have failed Nerd history 101 but.. by tcc · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Anyone care to give us the pre-punch (i.e. history) of this? :)

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  5. why not include a translation by asv108 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Given that the great majority of slashdot readers speak english, why not include a link to an english translation? Are we expected to know German?

    1. Re:why not include a translation by tempmpi · · Score: 3, Informative

      Maybe, a lot of stories written in german got posted to slashdot in the last time.

      Here is a short summary:

      The coffee machine made coffee for ten years. The first web cam made it famous, then it broke and they sold it at ebay. "Der Spiegel" payed 10452 DM for it. (about $4500)
      The coffee machine was repaired for free. Now it works again in the rooms of "Spiegel - Online".

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      Jan
    2. Re:why not include a translation by stoolpigeon · · Score: 0, Troll



      ja

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    3. Re:why not include a translation by antek9 · · Score: 1

      Why would you need one? You're nowhere near the coffee machine anymore, anyway. I'm better off. As Der Spiegel is located here at Hamburg, it is merely half an hour for me from a quick glance via the cam down to their offices to borrow a hot pot. Still quite some lottery game, but hey! Free coffee!

      I'd like some chemical analysis being built in there and displayed online as well, though, just to make sure no-one put in decaffeinated 'coffee'...

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      Infinity in the Palm of your Hand / And Eternity in an Hour.
  6. A good Christmas present... by relayer · · Score: 2

    A good Christmas present to lighten the spirit... and I don't even drink coffee!

  7. Danke der Spiegel by xtord · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What a gift for christmas.. Bringing back the cool technology of yesterday.. danke der Spiegel.

  8. Sweet! by utdpenguin · · Score: 1
    Sweet!

    Ever since I heard abotu this I've wanted to actualy see it, now I can. I'm quite happy :)


    Im wondering though, waht kinda traffic si this site gonna get? I mean, after the slashdoting is over. Good or bad? What do you guys think?

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    1. Re:Sweet! by MKalus · · Score: 2

      They'll do fine. They usually brave large things like on Sept. 11 they were actually reachable while CNN and the rest tanked.

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  9. Re:okay... I must have failed Nerd history 101 but by VValdo · · Score: 5, Informative
    From what I can recall, back in the early days of the Web, some programmers in the UK (?) set up a camera so they could check via an xwindow when the coffee in the other room was done. Like the Fish cam and Jennicam, the Trojan Room coffee cam is a part of Internet history.

    The coffee machine was shut down earlier this year, but I guess it's back.

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  10. What better way to end a holiday? by gmhowell · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Ahhh, some good news on a holiday. I think /. should just close up today (yes, spoken from an American-Christian chauvanism that the world closes its doors on Christmas Eve:)

    And with that, time to start the lamb roasting, and get to work on that wheat beer.

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  11. To make it perfect... by billmaly · · Score: 2, Funny

    There'd be some way to monitor who is drinking the coffe, and, most importantly, who isn't making a fresh pot when they drain it!!! Man I hate that....must be my caffeine addiction talking! Got to feed that Jones!!!

  12. alternate translation by Alien54 · · Score: 2, Redundant
    is available at world lingos

    as seen here:

    http://www.worldlingo.com/wl/Translate?wl_lp=DE-EN &wl_fl=2&wl_url=http://www.spiegel.de/netzwelt/net zkultur/0,1518,174146,00.html&wl_g_table=-3

    Although this is German, and you know how that translates to English.

    [smile]

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    "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
    1. Re:alternate translation by nusuth · · Score: 1

      The translations are identical, what a coincidence! (Perhaps babelfish bought wordlingo?)

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      Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the War Room!

    2. Re:alternate translation by Alien54 · · Score: 1

      The translations are identical There are a few minor differances, hard to spot

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      "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
    3. Re:alternate translation by Phork · · Score: 1

      or perhaps they both use systran on the back end?

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  13. Re:okay... I must have failed Nerd history 101 but by VValdo · · Score: 5, Informative
    Here's probably a better link to it...

    The Trojan Room Coffee Pot page which links to the page I listed before. There's also a "biography" of the coffee pot here

    I totally remember loading this thing up w/ Mosaic. The shot of it being switched off is about what it looked like then-- tiny and black and white.

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  14. One day... by PureFiction · · Score: 5, Funny

    this thing is going to end up in the Smithsonian on display as a proud emblem of the geekiness of the early internet.

    Somehow I find this both amusing and disturbing. :-)

    1. Re:One day... by Snowbeam · · Score: 1

      What part of it disturbs you? The fact that your statement is correct or the fact that you a slashdotter (by implication "disturbed") are disturbed by your correct statement?

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  15. Re:10 Thousand marks for what? by Alien54 · · Score: 2
    that's coming out next year.

    [note to self. patent the idea NOW]

    Note of interest is that apparently was the first web cam ever, and it served a pratical purpose for the geeks whom it depended on that cup of coffee.

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    "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
  16. Gee, I wonder why so few comments ... by Kevin+O'+Riordan · · Score: 4, Funny

    From the translation:

    But which one makes with an icon of the Webs?

    Throw away? Not possibly!


    I love online translators.

    1. Re:Gee, I wonder why so few comments ... by microTodd · · Score: 1

      The fact that the translator worked AT ALL is still pretty damn cool.

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  17. Re:10 Thousand marks for what? by Publicus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Per the /. story about its retirement. It was the first ever webcam, and it was used so people knew when there was coffee and then there wasn't. Talk about a technology stemming from a developer's itch!

    Ethernet port and built in webserver, eh? I don't see anyone stopping you, go to it man!

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  18. Trojan Machine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Troll

    Whoa hehe. At first I thought it said "The Trojan Machine in the Coffee Room." Those are at bars, but not in our coffee room!

    1. Re:Trojan Machine? by An+IPv6+obsessed+guy · · Score: 1
      You obviously don't work at The House of Love Programming Shop.

  19. The story behind the coffee pot ... by ags · · Score: 5, Informative

    For those interested in the background, here is an edited Times article that I
    collected when the Coffee Pot closed down:

    WEDNESDAY MARCH 07 2001

    *First star of the Internet retires*

    BY JOANNA BALE

    THE world's first Internet star is retiring after ten years in the
    spotlight.

    The unlikely star is a £40 coffee percolator that made its debut in front
    of the camera when computer scientists at Cambridge University became
    frustrated at walking down several flights of stairs only to find the pot
    empty. They set up a camcorder, pointed it at the pot and wrote a program
    to relay the image to their screens upstairs, so they would always know
    when it was full.

    When the World Wide Web was invented soon afterwards, they put it online as
    the world's first webcam. Although it is the Internet equivalent of
    watching paint dry, it became cult viewing, with 2.4 million visitors.

    But now Cambridge's Trojan Room webcam and its subject are being consigned
    to the history books because the university computer department is moving.
    Dan Gordon, 33, a research scientist, said: "It will be turned off simply
    because there is no more need for it.

    "It became very popular because it was up and running when there really
    wasn't very much else to look at on the Internet. We've kept it going using
    old machines, but it quite often breaks down."

    Quentin Stafford-Fraser, the man behind the pot website, said: "I first
    rigged it up because we were fed up of traipsing half-way around the
    building to find there was no coffee in the pot. At first, the image was
    only updated about three times a minute - it is now one frame a second -
    but that was fine because the pot filled rather slowly, and it was only
    greyscale, which was also fine, because so was the coffee.

    1. Re:The story behind the coffee pot ... by sinserve · · Score: 1

      "computer scientists at Cambridge University became frustrated at walking down several flights of stairs only to find the pot empty"

      Mean while, the "coffee gut" phenomena has sky rocketed among Cambridge hackers. Any link?


  20. What a great holiday story... by el_doop · · Score: 2, Funny

    There outside perhaps the Trojan Room Coffee machine brueht and bubbles and steams again, almost approximately around the clock and those locally warms itself stomach and hands at the hot coffee, and those a little the heart.

    locally warms a little the heart, doesn't it?

    1. Re:What a great holiday story... by nomadic · · Score: 1

      They removal the words to the right from my opening.

  21. Manual translation by MKalus · · Score: 5, Funny

    The comeback of the Trojan Room Coffee Cam

    The legendary Krups ProAroma out of the even more legendary "Trojan Room" wrote history as the worldwide first webcam. She didn't get thrown away last August because SPIEGEL ONLINE together with a sponsor bought it from the University. Now she is makingn coffee again.

    CAM 1 CAM 2

    Ten years she fullfilled her duties, brewing coffee. Hundreds of Students and workers at the computer lab at the University of Cambridge warmed their hands and stomachs with the coffee. Million of Web-Surfers from all over the world watched. The Trojan Room Coffee Machine wrote web history since 1994 as the worldwide first webcam. Then, in the summer of 2001, she was supposed to go offline forever.

    The computer lab in Cambridge moved, this was one of the reasons. The coffee, say some of the users, was for quite some time more cult than anything else - another reason. And then, in the spring of 2001, the Krups ProAroma died: An era was obviously coming to an end.But what to do with an icon of the web?

    Throw it away? Not possible!

    She was put up for the higest bidder and SPIEGEL ONLINE together with the Health company Fresenius as a sponsor bought it for the impressive price of DM 10,452.70: Again the "Trojan Coffee Maker" wrote history - the most expensive broken coffee maker in the world.

    But she was destined to brew coffee again, she was supposed to send the steamy pictures back out into the web-world. The employees from the manufacturer Krups knew what to do: Free of charge they were going to repair this classic - even though the gurantee had long expired. So she left the office of SPIEGEL ONLINE as soon as she had come in.

    And she came back, repaired, as god as new, but still the old. And so, like you could watch her from 1994 until 2001 in Cambridge you can watch her now again, out of two perspectives. The Trojan-Room-Coffee-Machine brews, blubbers and steams again, almost around the clock. And the people nearby are warming their hands and stomachs with the hot coffee, and out there, some maybe the heart.

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  22. Labor of Love by Marcus+Erroneous · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What I really appreciated from the article is that they do have a sense of perspective. It is a coffee machine, as they put it "the most expensive broken coffee machine in the world" when they bought it. Yet, a significant event in the history of the web. Hundreds of people warmed themselves with the coffee while millions of people looked at it online. The first web cam. They simply couldn't allow such an icon of the Web to be thrown away. Thanks to them, it's a piece of 'Net history that continues to lives on. I can only hope that it ends up in the Smithsonian some day, but it's our own fault if it doesn't. Thanks to the staff at Spiegel for doing this. It hasn't saved the world, but it has helped to preserve part of it. Vielen Dank von Ihrem Kameraden bei Slashdot. Froeliche Weihnachten und eines Gutes Neues Jahr.

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  23. Geek Vacations by BrodyVess · · Score: 1

    Hurm... I'll be in Germany this coming month... I wonder if I found the Speigel office if they'd let me have my picture taken with it. Or, perhaps even have a cup of coffee from it- oh the joy in that thought. What better way to celebrate a trip to a foreign country than by paying homage to the first internationally known coffee maker.

    On a side note- After seeing that translation page I have never been more glad that I took german in high school and college. Egads.

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    1. Re:Geek Vacations by antek9 · · Score: 1

      If you are serious about that, here is where they are located[free registration might be necessary].

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    2. Re:Geek Vacations by BrodyVess · · Score: 1

      Hum... I go to the same country as the famous coffee maker, and it has to be on the exact OPPOSITE end as me. Hamburg is 8 hours and 250 DM from where I'm going to be. Oh well, have to settle for beer for breakfast instead of coffee.

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  24. Re:10 Thousand marks for what? by 10.0.0.1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now if it had an ethernet port and a built in webserver showing how hot the coffee is and how much is left it would be a whole nother matter.


    As long as it complies with RFC 2324 then I am all for it.

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  25. Ahh but the actuall camera is diferent by NoMercy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Same coffie machine, rong camera, digitiser and access machine, bring back the good old Acorn hardware ;)

  26. Re:DOJ will be contacting you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so posting scat and kiddie jokes is an act of terrorism now? what if wipo's proxying through a bunch of different machines? what if he's not posting from home? what if no one actually cares because they're just a bunch of sophomoric scat jokes? "your under arrest for posting "suck my weewee" to slashdot 35 times in a row." right dude. carry on trolling however

  27. Actual Images for the Javascript Impaired by dondelelcaro · · Score: 2, Informative
    For those of you who don't browse the web with java script on and can't read javascript (or haven't bothered to update your copy of mozilla to the new milestone with selective javascript):
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  28. Re:10 Thousand marks for what? by wik · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I actually did this to my coffee machine (Winter Break, 1998). At the time, it was a Mr. Coffee 12-cup commercial coffee machine (since disposed of, pictures at: http://www.rabidpenguin.org/images/more/pic00023.j pg . The machine had a bunch of sensors attached to it, including temperature of the pot (red tape on the front), air temperature, amount of water in the pot (see the ribbon cable). Everything was attached to a Basic Stamp II, which had a serial cable to a 486 Linux webserver (mrcoffee.res.cmu.edu at the time).

    It turns out that sensing the amount of water in the pot is quite difficult. If you use a scale, it has to handle heat, humidity, and steam if you put it under the pot. If you put it under the machine, you will also have plenty of water screwing up measurements because it stays in the filter. I thought about bouncing a laser diode over the surface of the water, but that never materialized. I also tried measuring the capacitance of the coffee between two places (more coffee = more conductive dielectric). That didn't work. Coffee and tea are great conductors.

    Finally, I took a plastic ruler, drilled holes in it and hooked wires from a ribbon cable up to it, at a regular spacing. The coffee would short between a pin at a certain height (each pin was attached to an R2 ladder) and the ground pin at the bottom. This actually worked reasonably well! (If you could stand a ruler in your coffee pot!)

    Oh, I didn't want to figure out how to write a web hit counter CGI script, so I had the stamp store the number of hits in the stamp's EEPROM! Much easier! I still have the code and the hardware lying around, though the coffee machine is long gone (last attached to a DECstation 5000/260, actually).

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  29. Radio report by BigBir3d · · Score: 1

    "On 11th November 1994, we were visited by a reporter from our local radio station, BBC Radio Cambridgeshire, to make a report on this service. Naturally we connected a radio to one of our workstations and relayed the broadcast over our local network. The transmission was also recorded digitally, and now you can hear it too (1.5Mb, 3'20").

    We are grateful to BBC Radio Cambridgeshire for giving permission to put this audio file on the Web."

  30. Re:10 Thousand marks for what? by boydtel · · Score: 1

    It's a cup of the history of networking. Read the article.

  31. Blatant simpson quote by sporty · · Score: 2

    Me not know english? That's umpossible!

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    1. Re:Blatant simpson quote by cliffy2000 · · Score: 1

      Actually, the line from Ralph Wiggum is "Me fail English? That's unpossible." Get your Simpsons quotes right, punk. ;)

  32. They missed the point. by programic · · Score: 1

    The whole point of the initial cam was to let others know whether or not there was coffee already brewed.

    Due to their poor lighting/camera/whatever, it is impossible to tell whether or not there is coffee in the coffeemaker.

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    1. Re:They missed the point. by antek9 · · Score: 1

      I'm quite sure they paid proper attention to that. The fact that you don't see much on the pictures now should be due to the fact that it's nighttime and Xmas holidays there right now, and the last one leaving turned off (most of) the lights. Perfect place and time for a Seinfeld quote: "Come back, next year!"

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  33. Exemplary German approach to the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spend your money for stale stuff instead for
    the bleeding edge. Why risk your bucks when others will do it for you?

    Beeing too bureaucratic to be inventive,
    simply reuse the old stuff others had
    invented years before (and have discarded it
    in the meantime).

    Advertise your 'conservative' attitude to
    those who march in front of you. Hopefully
    this might blur the fact that you are two
    steps behind.

    Annotation: If you following the online
    site of DER SPIEGEL, you'll soon find out that
    they are notorious sinners against the
    spirit of the Web by not offering links to
    those sites, which are the current subjects
    of their stories. Why? Fear to lose eyeballs
    to the endless wilderness of the Web? Ignorance?


    But who needs to be a leader, when you have
    enough money to buy an used coffee machine...

    "Guten Tag", Zeit zum aufwachen ihr Schnarcher
    darkstar.frop.org

    1. Re:Exemplary German approach to the Internet by dr_hassel · · Score: 1

      > Beeing too bureaucratic to be inventive,
      It's a fact that only one person can invent
      something for the first time... do you know who
      invented automobiles?

      > Annotation: If you following the online
      > site of DER SPIEGEL [spiegel.de], you'll soon
      > find out that they are notorious sinners against
      > the spirit of the Web by not offering links to
      > those sites, which are the current subjects
      > of their stories. Why? Fear to lose eyeballs
      > to the endless wilderness of the Web? Ignorance?
      Normally, Spiegel Online offers links to related
      sites below their articles. They also offer links
      to older articles published by Spiegel Online, and
      if you had followed those links, you would have
      found a link to the trojan room cam.

      Perhaps your problem is that you don't understand
      german? Sorry, Der Spiegel is a german magazine,
      intended for german readers. I don't complain that
      /. is in english only even I'm from germany. In
      case of problems with an english text I take a
      look into my dictionary rather than blame the
      author for writing in a language that I don't
      understand.

      > "Guten Tag", Zeit zum aufwachen ihr Schnarcher
      Guten Morgen mein Freund, in Deutschland stehen
      die Menschen 6 bis 9 Stunden früher auf als in
      Amerika ;-)
      (Sorry. "Good morning my friend, in germany people
      rise up 6 to 9 hours earlier than in america ;-)")

      Frohe Weihnachten!

    2. Re:Exemplary German approach to the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> Beeing too bureaucratic to be inventive,
      > It's a fact that only one person can invent
      > something for the first time... do you know
      > who invented automobiles?

      Yeah, the car is a great invention from the
      19th century. And at this time the old world
      was at the bleeding edge of innovation

      While ahead at that time there are decent
      signs that we have fallen behind.

      > Normally, Spiegel Online offers links to related
      > sites below their articles. They also offer links
      > to older articles published by Spiegel Online, and
      > if you had followed those links, you would have
      > found a link to the trojan room cam.

      Very often DER SPIEGEL _doesn't_ offer links
      to web sites which are the subject of their
      stories. Now since they bought that old
      coffee machine as an advertising vehicle to
      prove their geekness, you can bet that they
      added a link to the Trojan Room too.

      > Perhaps your problem is that you don't understand
      > german? Sorry, Der Spiegel is a german magazine

      Sorry to say that german is my mother tongue
      because I'm german...

      >> "Guten Tag", Zeit zum aufwachen ihr Schnarcher
      > Guten Morgen mein Freund, in Deutschland stehen
      > die Menschen 6 bis 9 Stunden früher auf als in
      Amerika ;-)

      Standing up 6 to 9 hours earlier doesn't help
      to regain the lead when you are years behind (spirit wise).

    3. Re:Exemplary German approach to the Internet by dr_hassel · · Score: 1

      >>> Beeing too bureaucratic to be inventive,
      >> It's a fact that only one person can invent
      >> something for the first time... do you know
      >> who invented automobiles?

      > Yeah, the car is a great invention from the
      > 19th century. And at this time the old world
      > was at the bleeding edge of innovation
      And as we all know, automobiles seem still to be
      interesting for research. And AFAIK research
      e.g. on fuel saving car engines is done in europe,
      while americans often seem not to have an idea
      why one should do that. (So if we are talking
      about automobiles...)

      > While ahead at that time there are decent
      > signs that we have fallen behind.
      Tell us about these signs. software development?
      Physics? Biology? Chemistry?

      Or is it because the first man on the moon was an
      american?

      > Very often DER SPIEGEL _doesn't_ offer links
      > to web sites which are the subject of their
      > stories.
      hm. If you think so. But yes, that's surely a
      crime, and criminals surely should not own relics
      like the trojan room coffee machine.

      > Now since they bought that old
      > coffee machine as an advertising vehicle to
      > prove their geekness,
      Perhaps they didn't buy it as a "proof of their
      geekness"? Probably I'm not an exceptional geek,
      but I wouldn't be unhappy about having the machine
      in my own kitchen.

      What's the problem that this thing has been bought
      by a german magazine? Everyone could have bought
      it. Imagine that microsoft would have done it.
      Would it be better then, because MS is a company
      from the "new world", where everything is
      unquestionable better?

      > Sorry to say that german is my mother tongue
      > because I'm german...
      Do you still live in germany?

      >>> "Guten Tag", Zeit zum aufwachen ihr Schnarcher
      >> Guten Morgen mein Freund, in Deutschland stehen
      >> die Menschen 6 bis 9 Stunden früher auf als in
      >> Amerika ;-)
      > Standing up 6 to 9 hours earlier doesn't help
      > to regain the lead when you are years behind
      > (spirit wise).
      Not everyone wants to (re)gain the kind of leadership USA has. If you feel comfortable with
      that leadership, go there (if you are not already
      there), you will have friends there.

      Or in plain german: Immer dieses langweilige, substanzlose Gemecker. Immer Nörgeln und dann weggehen. Das ist in der Tat eine deutsche Tugend.

      Again: where is europe years behind?

      yours, Dr. Hassel :-)

    4. Re:Exemplary German approach to the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Again: where is europe years behind?

      Europe is years behind when it comes to recognize, adopt and market competive innovation. Europe stands for MiniTel and Bildschirmtext versus The Web

    5. Re:Exemplary German approach to the Internet by dr_hassel · · Score: 1

      Does europe really stand for BTX (=Bildschirmtext)?

      On the other hand: with Bildschirmtext and minitel
      europe had a kind of primitive web years before
      the rest of the world had even the slightest idea
      about WWW.

      And as I've learned, WWW, its underlying protocols
      and server/client programs were invented at CERN,
      which is somehow closely related to europe.

      BTW: the site bildschirmtext.bundespost.de points
      to something that looks like "those were the
      days". Not a good example. Perhaps you have not
      heard the news that the Bundespost isn't existing
      anymore? (Perhaps you have left germany 10 years
      ago? They say that news in america are a little
      bit USA-centric... ;-)

      Again, what's the problem with europe?

      yours, Dr. Hassel

  34. Human translation by Super_Frosty · · Score: 1

    Translation of first parahraph.

    For ten years it did its duty, brewing coffee. Hundreds of students and workers at the computer lab of Cambridge University warmed their hands and stomachs with it. Millions of web surfers from all over the world know it as the Trojan Room Coffee machine, which in 1994 became the first focus of a webcam. Then, in the summer of 2001, it disappeared forever.

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  35. No they didnt. by mahmud · · Score: 1

    Well, duh, it's X-mas eve, and at the time of your posting it's past 10 PM in Germany, so noone is there, hence the lights are off.

  36. Re:10 Thousand marks for what? by epsalon · · Score: 2

    Don't forget RFC 2325 ofcourse for network managment of coffee pots.

  37. Upgrades by wackybrit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why don't more nerds in universities/companies do things like this? There's a whole heap of stuff you could do.

    1) Hook up water and a supply of coffee direct to the machine. This way you could control the ENTIRE coffee creation process remotely so that you have coffee waiting for you.

    2) Run Linux on it and have the coffee machine actually control the webcam.

    3) Implement a thermostat so that you can go get coffee when it's at a nice drinkable temperature, rather than getting burnt straight away.

    4) Hook a car battery and some wheels up to it, and make it mobile. Then program it with everyone's coffee preferences, and have it work out a route around the building delivering coffee. Y'know, just like those robots at the start of Short Circuit.

    1. Re:Upgrades by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      1) The guys in that room are playing with computers. Not plumbing!

      2) Good idea. Where can I get a Linux controlled coffee maker. I imagine that a couple of the people there could knock one up though.

      3) Knowing the people who were there, it probably never got to the "drinkable" temperature state before being emptied.

      4) The door to the Trojan Room would have proven to be an issue, then navigating a pile of punched tape that hadn't been touched for about 30 years, then another, even nastier door. And then you come to the library which had a coffee and biscuit service at certain times during the day anyway. The coffee sucked though. The machine would have to navigate the lift, as the old computer labs were on about 8 floors of the building up into a tower, where the lift didn't even go. So stair navigating wheels would be required...

      There were so many empty bottles of alcohol in the trojan room. Bunch of bloody alkies, the lot of them. I wonder if there is a decent pub near the new computer labs - having The Bath and The Eagle right outside the old ones was handy. And it was in the town center, not in the sticks next to the M11.

      Also, I trust that Spiegel are using decent, strong coffee in the machine. Dedicated real coffee, not cheap filter coffee but some of the most strong brews in the world.

      And doughnut eating races.

    2. Re:Upgrades by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they're 'playing with computers,' shouldn't they be drinking Red Bull instead of coffee? Only pepped up Web designers and lawyers drink coffee.

    3. Re:Upgrades by Lars+T. · · Score: 2

      5) Use a Beowulf cluster of Athlons with water cooling to heat the water.

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    4. Re:Upgrades by Empty+Threats · · Score: 1

      http://www.linuxdoc.org/HOWTO/mini/Coffee.html The linux coffee howto. Hook up a five-dollar home-made circuit to a parallel port and boom, linux-powered coffee-maker. I never could figure out why this would be useful, but now I see the light. Automatic coffee was never enough. In combination with a net-camera or a light sensor and thermometer, one can have remote-controlled network coffeemaker.

    5. Re:Upgrades by fedos · · Score: 1
      Coffee and Jolt are the traditional pep-ups for hackers, don't you know that? Besides; Red Bull, as I understand it, is disgusting.

  38. Krups should use this machine in a commercial by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

    I think given the historical nature of this now-repaired coffeemaker, I think Krups ought to seriously look at running some sort of international advertising campaign using this coffeemaker. It could be a pretty effective idea, too. :-)

  39. Article in communications of the ACM by metlin · · Score: 2

    There was a mention of this in the ACM magazine, Communications of the ACM.

    An online version of the article can be found here.

  40. Re:10 Thousand marks for what? by searleb · · Score: 1

    It turns out that sensing the amount of water in the pot is quite difficult.

    Use a rubber ball on a stick like your toilet. You goddam nerds try to complicate everything.

  41. Another cult webcam from that crazy university ... by denseboy · · Score: 1

    Yea, behold the BreadCam! (and it's descendant, PilchardCam)

    Remember to read the legal notice beforehand though.

  42. Re:okay... I must have failed Nerd history 101 but by SiMac · · Score: 1

    After looking at your post, I decided to look at the (much beloved) fishcam again. I looked at it and it appears to say, "JavaScript Fire Department" behind the machine.

    Well, gald to know it's still working.

  43. confusing by Stone+Rhino · · Score: 1

    Ok...I've read the link, and the comments, and there is STILL something I don't understand about this: Why is it called the "Trojan" coffee machine?

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    1. Re:confusing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it used to live in the Trojan Room in the old Cambridge University computer lab.

  44. Wow... by SaturnTim · · Score: 2


    It's a Christmas miracle!

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  45. Am I the only one left worndering.... by josquint · · Score: 1

    ... why the geeks didn't get thier own pot of coffee and keep it closer?

    Of course, then the webcam would've never been born, and then were would we all be? :)

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  46. Re:10 Thousand marks for what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Wouldn't it have been smarter to use image analysis? Just find the pot in the picture then look for the liquid line. It's fortunate the machine was white. You'd have to take the handle into account.

    But this seems a heck of a lot smarter than putting wires in or on the pot.

  47. IT would have made a kickass b-day present by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 2
  48. Re: Just weigh the pot you fool..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why not just use the weight of the pot to
    determine how much liquid is in it?

  49. Re:10 Thousand marks for what? by wik · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I like this idea. I'm just not sure where you'd mount the ball on a stick. If you mount it on the machine itself, you'll have problems getting the pot out. If you mount it on the pot, you're going to have to make it removable, so that you can clean the thing! (Yuck)

    At any rate, I'm not quite sure how you would get a measurement out of this. Attach the stick to a loose potentiometer? Not to mention, the stick would have to have a useful range of movement 80 to 90 degrees in order to capture the information that you want. My guess is that it would be less accurate than the ruler, but if you just want a ballpark measurement, it might work fine.

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  50. Re:10 Thousand marks for what? by wik · · Score: 3, Informative

    That was a possibility, but I never wanted to fork out money for a webcam back then. They were more expensive than the crappy USB cameras that you see now. :-)

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  51. Re: Just weigh the pot you fool..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yer a moron. Can'tchya read the comment? The pot sits on a hotplate.

  52. Re:10 Thousand marks for what? by searleb · · Score: 1

    I assume you just want to know when the coffee is done (your pot is full). All your toilet does is check when the water in the tank is full by having a floating rubber ball on a stick. When the stick is bent to 90 degrees, the toilet stops filling the tank. Instead, you could hook it up to a buzzer or whatever. I think this would be perfectly accurate, and relatively easy to set up. If you wanted to know how close you were to full, you'd have to do a little more math to make this work.

  53. Thank you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know why this was moderated as funny. I appreciate the translation - it's much better than what the fish came up with. Thanks for taking the time!

    1. Re:Thank you! by MKalus · · Score: 1

      Ahh geez, you know we geeks don't have anything to do ;)

      Just kidding. I realized I should have given a link to a translation in the first place :)

      Enjoy.

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  54. Re:10 Thousand marks for what? by wik · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Yes, this would work well for a binary IsFull or !IsFull reading. I actually wanted to know how many cups were in the pot (and especially when it was empty, as it is in the common case). A ping-pong ball might work better for the binary measure, though it is a little large. Calibration might be hard for anything more accurate with that setup.

    The advantage of the ruler was that I only had to calibrate it once (the resistors were fixed and outside the coffee machine) and it was easy to remove for cleaning. It also had an obvious failure mode (sometimes it would read -13 cups, then you'd know there was short somewhere).

    The point of this project was to have fun, of course, not to make a coffee machine that people would ever drink from. Overengineered? Probably. But it was cool to have an LED flash everytime someone hit the webserver. And hey, doesn't everyone want to know the temperature of their dorm room to within 10 degrees rankine? (yep, it reported kelvin and rankine)

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