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DMA to Control Spam by DMA Members

SiliconLawyer writes: "The Direct Marketing Association, the major U.S. tradegroup for companies using direct marketing techniques, will reportedly issue guidelines for how its members may and may not use e-mail as a marketing tool. Hopefully, this will influence other marketers toward more responsible use of e-mail. Details are on CNET here."

204 comments

  1. The Direct Marketing Association? by penguin_punk · · Score: 2, Funny

    anything named The Direct Marketing Association should be sent directly to /dev/null

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    1. Re:The Direct Marketing Association? by Chundra · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      # hdparm -d1 /dev/null

    2. Re:The Direct Marketing Association? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      non nerds: see the manpage for hdparm under -d.

  2. Self-Moderation by ewomack · · Score: 2, Funny

    Won't this be a little like the wolf looking after the chickens?

    "We are still going to spam, but we wil spam nicely."

    Spam is Spam is Spam!

    1. Re:Self-Moderation by Pyromage · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ahh, but if they spame nicely then they will have valid return-email addys, won't they? Or optimally, an X-UCE header, or some such.

      It's easier to filter nice spam :)

    2. Re:Self-Moderation by ewomack · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I see your point, but I shouldn't have to filter it out to begin with. These are people who use my bandwidth that I pay for to sell their product.

      Now, maybe if each piece of spam included a micropayment to my ISP...

    3. Re:Self-Moderation by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Well what i got from the article was that they wouldn't spam you unless you asked for it. I think thats a good thing, and a step in the right direction. Also, the article has a link to a site where you can get your email removed from all DMA members spam lists (like they do for your phone # and address now). The only thing i don't like about that is that it expires, and requires effort on my part to get my name back on to their exclude list. Ideally, i wouldn't have any effort to keep my name on such a list.

    4. Re:Self-Moderation by NiftyNews · · Score: 2

      No, more like the chickens looking after the chickens. One doesn't watch, the other doesn't care.

    5. Re:Self-Moderation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      These are people who use my bandwidth that I pay for to sell their product.



      As I read this I realized that I was wearing a t-shirt with the Reebok logo on it. I paid money to advertise for them...

    6. Re:Self-Moderation by jhantin · · Score: 1
      Ahh, but if they spame nicely then they will have valid return-email addys, won't they? Or optimally, an X-UCE header, or some such.

      Or, as the California and Colorado state laws require, the Subject header begins with "ADV:", although this is incompatible with some other spam laws.

      I still think per-address-pair hash cash is a better solution; see the LAPO hash-cash demo applet for a simple hash cash generator implementation.

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    7. Re:Self-Moderation by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

      What if every email sent cost a fraction of a penny (or insert your own monetary unit)? Those of us that send out 1-2 emails a weeks would not even notice it. But a spammer would.

      Of course there would need to be controls around this, but hey, it would move the cost from the spammee to the spammer.

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    8. Re:Self-Moderation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you going to post this every time a spam discussion comes up? It is an impossibility so get off it.

    9. Re:Self-Moderation by Bourbon+Man · · Score: 1

      Not the wolf looking after the chickens, nor the chickens looking after the chickens. It's like the wolves telling the wolves not to eat the chickens, and I doubt it will have any effect on their appetite or number of chickens eaten.

    10. Re:Self-Moderation by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

      First of all I did not see this before (or else I cannot remember). I have other things on my mind....

      Secondly it is not impossible. It is, however, improbable.

      But it would still be a good thing.......

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    11. Re:Self-Moderation by jnana · · Score: 1
      I just put all my addresses on their exclude list. The thing I don't like though, apart from it not being permanent, is that this should be opt-in rather than opt-out, i.e., they should have an include list of people that they are *allowed* to spam and not spam anybody else.

      The biggest spam problems I have come from China or elsewhere in Asia, and this exclude list will probably have no effect on that spam. Anything the DMA does is only going to be followed by semi-legitimate companies, but the most egregious offenders couldn't care less what the DMA says. They will continue to spam until it is no longer profitable.

    12. Re:Self-Moderation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I apologize if it wasn't you but this gets posted every spam conversation. The reason it is impossible is because there is no way to enforce anything like it on every email server in the world. I have an email and web server in my apartment. If I wanted to send out thousands of emails I could very easily using either my email server or via my web server with smtp.

      The only thing you would do is punish people who have legitimate uses such as discussion lists.

      There are thousands of other reasons why this idea, first thought of 20 years ago, has not happened.

    13. Re:Self-Moderation by sqlrob · · Score: 1
      Not necessarily. What they said can be interpreted multiple ways.

      With the self-imposed rules, the DMA requires members to give consumers notice and choice before sending commercial e-mail

      Sending a message that says "reply if you don't want anything" falls under this just as well as not sending anything in the first place.

    14. Re:Self-Moderation by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

      The reason it is impossible...

      Well, not to get into a long-winded discussion, but...

      I have an email and web server in my apartment.

      Ok, bit you still have a connection via some ISP. And they could examine your outgoing packets (remember they see ALL your packets). Count the number of email addresses, or examine the number of addresses in a mailing list, and there you go.

      And since you are already paying them, they could just tack on the fee to your account.

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    15. Re:Self-Moderation by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Insightful
      > Well what i got from the article was that they wouldn't spam you unless you asked for it.

      No, the DMA's position is that they will spam you until you ask them to stop.

      From the article:

      > "give consumers notice and choice before sending commercial e-mail "

      Translation: "To continue receiving exciting offers from us, you need do nothing! Or you can opt out by jumping through hoops..."

      > "...or before selling, sharing or renting their e-mail addresses to a third party"

      All that means is that on the web site, or in the spam, there'll be a link to a "Privacy policy" that says "We reserve the right to work with partners to offer you goods and services we think may be of interest..."

      > " In addition, commercial e-mail must clearly identify the sender, represent the subject line accurately, and provide contact information."

      We won't forge headers. But we'll still spam you.

      > " Above all, the marketer must let consumers opt out of further communications in every e-mail. "

      "We received your request to be opted out of the FORD-OWNERS93133 mailing campaign."

      But tomorrow, you'll get spam as part of the "FORD-OWNERS93134" campaign. You weren't interested in that 2002 Ford Escort with air conditioning, maybe you'll be interested in a 2002 Ford Escort without air conditioning.

      Sorry, this is more of the same DMA dreck -- opt-out, not confirmed opt-in. It's spam. And they can shove it up their asses until it carves its initials in tomorrow's turd.

    16. Re:Self-Moderation by rho · · Score: 2

      Nah, it's more like quitting smoking by hiding cigarettes from yourself.

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    17. Re:Self-Moderation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      theres a difference between going out and buy a DMA shirt at the mall, and having some guy mug you and carve a DMA logo onto your forehead.

  3. Weird by NewbieSpaz · · Score: 0, Redundant

    This sort of seems like having a known group of criminals regulating crime. "OK, now guys, no stealing anymore ok...?"

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    1. Re:Weird by NewbieSpaz · · Score: 1

      OK, mine parent post here is similar to the FP! with the guy talking about wolves and chickens. We must have submitted at (near) the same time, so:
      1. Sorry for the semi-redundancy... and...
      2. I know it's against the /. code to reply to your own post, but ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

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  4. Ok, Mr. Fox by EFGearman · · Score: 1

    "Despite all the problems you've caused in the past, I'll go ahead and let you guard the henhouse."

    Yeah, Riiiiiiiight.

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    1. Re:Ok, Mr. Fox by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > [OK, Mr. Fox] "Despite all the problems you've caused in the past, I'll go ahead and let you guard the henhouse."

      Precisely.

      From the article:
      > "If a company has conducted business with a consumer and has asked up front to send e-mail to that customer, then the message is not spam.

      "We signed up Joe Slashdotter for our list. Joe Slashdotter didn't jump through our hoops to opt-out. But since we asked him to opt-out, it's not spam. Even though his mail bounces with a '550 - known liar^H^H^H^HDMA member - permanently blocked' message, he hasn't opted-out.

      There must be something wrong with his machine. Better re-send the mailing a few dozen times an hour, just to make sure at least one gets through."

  5. Ya right by sllort · · Score: 4, Funny

    This has to be a hoax. Next thing I know you'll be posting a story about how Microsoft is going to "specialize in computer security".

    Har de har har.

    1. Re:Ya right by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 0, Redundant
      This has to be a hoax. Next thing I know you'll be posting a story about how Microsoft is going to "specialize in computer security".

      That already happened.

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    2. Re:Ya right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, yes, it was a joke. Sigh.

    3. Re:Ya right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the joke.

    4. Re:Ya right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oops! I guess my brain had a lapse.

      mark

    5. Re:Ya right by Bonker · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      If we need to have negative moderation on /., how bout a 'Doesn't get it' moderation to get rid of posts like the one above?

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  6. Maybe the links will point somewhere... by FortKnox · · Score: 1

    When you click the "Remove me from your list" link, it'll point to a real page?

    Man, if I was a lawyer, I'd be rich!

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  7. I don't like SPAM. by Ironix · · Score: 1

    Bloody Vikings!

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  8. DMA not really the problem... by grytpype · · Score: 3, Redundant

    Most of the spam you get isn't from the established businesses that would be members of the DMA. It's mostly from trailer trash. So this isn't really a big deal.

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    1. Re:DMA not really the problem... by Jebus_the_spork · · Score: 0

      yeah, but there is also a lot of almost spam people opt into and find it impossible to get rid of. i know not many people consider this spam, but a lot of it does come from big name companies, and such. if you made it MANDATORY to put that link at the bottom to get out of it easily, then it wouldnt be a problem, (unless you're lazy like me, and just delete them, never opting out)

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    2. Re:DMA not really the problem... by shamino0 · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I would like to think so, but they've been proven liars in the past.

      Several years ago, when Canter & Segal (the "green card lawyers" who broke the ice for spammers) were abusing the internet, the DMA announced that they would be creating a "global opt out list". Supposedly, you'd add your address to the list, and no DMA member would ever spam you.

      Except it didn't work. Many people at news.admin.net-abuse.email decided to test this list. They created virgin e-mail accounts and submitted the addresses to the DMA opt-out list. Within hours, the accounts were spammed. Since the addresses were never used anywhere other than the DMA list, it became obvious that either the DMA was spamming from that list, or they were making it available to spammers.

      If they think I'm going to trust them this time around, they're crazy.

      Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

    3. Re:DMA not really the problem... by grytpype · · Score: 2

      Well, I didn't mean to say that most established businesses are members of DMA, I meant that most (virtually all?) members of DMA would be established businesses.

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    4. Re:DMA not really the problem... by sqlrob · · Score: 2

      And I did the same thing.

      0 e-mail on that account. At least until the webmail provider sold out, but the year long stint with DMA list was over by that time.

    5. Re:DMA not really the problem... by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      Agreed, this announcement just sounds like a little PR, so folks will not direct their anger at DMA members, but at the trash.

      I wouldn't particularly blame people who live in trailers for the rash of spam, it's likely fly by nighters or people (like the teenage stock pusher) doing it out of their house/appartment.

      Scads of it coming from China these days. About time to move to a new ISP anyway.

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    6. Re:DMA not really the problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep.

      There are simply too many spammers for opt-out to be a reasonable approach. This will continue to be a major problem until the DMA comes around to requiring verified opt-in for its members.

      Not gonna happen? Fine. Then we'll continue to "opt out" by submitting the IP address of the mainsleaze spammers to a variety of distributed blacklists whenever any of our mail servers receive spam from them. If they want to work around the blacklists by spamming from hijacked relays, well then they can be sued.

      The DMA can whine and twist and struggle all it wants to. Bulk advertising email will always be as unacceptable as trying to run freight trains on the freeways.

    7. Re:DMA not really the problem... by AntiNorm · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Since the addresses were never used anywhere other than the DMA list, it became obvious that either the DMA was spamming from that list, or they were making it available to spammers

      Unless the DMA itself is sending out the spam (not likely), they have to make the list available to spammers. How else would the list work?

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    8. Re:DMA not really the problem... by Tryfen · · Score: 1

      >Unless the DMA itself is sending out the spam (not likely), they have to make the list
      >available to spammers. How else would the list work?

      Marketer sends mail (with attached "To:" list) to account24234234@do-not-contact-list.[url].com

      Progrm strips out any names contained in the To: list that are also on their "no email" list.

      Marketing info gets sent only to those who haven't said they don't want it.

      That's how it works in some companies I've worked for - if people have supplied their mailing info for warranties etc but don't want to receive marketing.

      Of course, I doubt it would work for spam. Spammers won't use such a service.

      (no need to mod this - just answering the guy's question)

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  9. oh..kay by Sawbones · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Maybe I'm in the distinct minority, but most of my SPAM doesn't come from any real reputable marketing firm. Email sent from a company that uses forged headers so I don't know who they are doesn't seem very likely to be an upstanding member of the Direct Marketing Association. It's like saying "Look, we've outlawed guns, now criminals won't shoot people"... but that's a whole other can of worms.

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    1. Re:oh..kay by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I know it's redundant and karma-whoring, but don't put spam in all caps when referring to UCE.

      "SPAM"(tm) in all caps is a trademark of Hormel, who has good humor and grace regarding the term used for bulk-email.

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    2. Re:oh..kay by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 2

      Yes, but unlike guns, for SPAM to work i.e. make money, they need include real contact info in some form. So, the person/group at that contact is in big trouble if they've broken the law, as the cops can follow it home in many cases.

      Illegal guns? You shoot, you run. No id required.

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    3. Re:oh..kay by Sawbones · · Score: 1

      The problem is the people on the other end of the contact information (which is invariably some long distance phone number) can always claim ignorance of their marketing firm's practice. After all, they assumed that CramItDownTheirThroats Advertising Inc. was a reputable agency to handle their marketing needs; and CIDTT Inc could care less what the some US regulatory commity says, their based in lower Tuvala where the rules don't apply. It just smacks too much of pointlessness.

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    4. Re:oh..kay by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      You've be suprised at the amount of spam I've gotten where all the contact info is wrong, or simply doesn't work, even if I did want to purchase the item. I have one peice of spam I get almost daily, in which I have filtered, but all attempts to contact them or the isp they sent the smtp through have bounced. And the website the spam points to doesn't ever come up, its quite humorus.

    5. Re:oh..kay by Nick+Number · · Score: 2

      "SPAM"(tm) in all caps is a trademark of Hormel, who has good humor and grace regarding the term used for bulk-email.

      Perhaps, but they definitely don't approve of using it for domains or muppets.

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    6. Re:oh..kay by Roundeye · · Score: 2
      Actually a number of us have been taking turns calling tonerbuys.com (on their friggin' 800 number) after receiving their spam. The admin/billing contact is reachable at the phone # in the whois records. I called him today, but this time he was "out of the office."

      We've told Mr. Grant and some of his lackeys that they're in violation of California state law (where they are) as well as TN state law (where some of our hosting customers are who are receiving the mails). If we get another spam he gets an invoice. If they don't pay it we sue his ass personally and use discovery to sort out the details.

      Third party or not we didn't ask for this bullshit and those motherfuckers are going to pay for it, even if it's just through legal fees. They can fight over the check.

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  10. oh yea by niekze · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you'd like more information, please send an e-mail to gullible@dma.org.

    We promise this information will be kept private amongst are bajillion members and will not be shared with anyone else that doesn't politly ask.

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  11. In other news... by spatrick_123 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The fox has been named new guard of the hen house.

  12. Not like it matters by faust2097 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have worked for 2 companies that were DMA members and they were quite careful about sending mail, etc. already. This will have no effect on spammers whatsoever, they have a tendency to not pay thousands of dollars in dues to trade organizations.

    E for effort though.

  13. Yeah Right by Meridun · · Score: 2, Insightful
    That's like relying on the Tobacco Companies to issue guidelines on when smoking is socially acceptable and not.

    The DMA is all about self-interest, and their particular interest is enabling their members to put as much advertising in front of your nose as possible The only thing they're trying to accomplish here is to look responsive, so that the threat of useful legislation in the area will be less.

    Oh, and as for those people foolish enough to sign up for their "voluntary" no-call lists for telemarketers, that's about equivalent to replying to spam; it only confirms that your phone number is legitimate.

    1. Re:Yeah Right by Jason+Levine · · Score: 5, Informative

      Their "do not call" lists might be scams, but the state government Do Not Call Registry does work. I'm on the NY one and if a telemarketer calls we simply inform them that we're on the registry and they'll be fined $2,000 if they ever call back. Sure there are loopholes (anyplace you've ever done business with can call you), but it's better than nothing. You'd be surprised how quickly some telemarketers react when they hear "...on the Do Not Call Registry..." :-)

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    2. Re:Yeah Right by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Insightful
      > Their "do not call" lists might be scams, but the state government Do Not Call Registry does work.

      And that's precisely why we're seeing the DMA tout its own do-not-call registry.

      Because they're scared shitless that Congress will be deluged with complaints from citizens who've seen through the scam, and will actually do something about it.

      This article about the DMA "please don't spam me" list is more of the same -- they're on the run, and they fear Congress will do to their email spamming dreams what it's threatening to do with their telemarketers by means of an FTC-mandated and government-enforced national Do Not Call registry.

      Write your Congressman and tell him that you don't want the fox guarding the henhouse, and to support the FTC's anti-telemarketing proposals.

    3. Re:Yeah Right by Meridun · · Score: 1

      You are dead on about the government enforced DNC lists. I'm actually on the Georgia list and almost NEVER get calls. My original post was merely pointing out that the DMA Do-Not-Call list is a scam.

  14. Acronym silliness by Mr_Matt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmm...Direct Marketing Association...DMA. What exactly do they represent? Spammers, who uniformly sell crap. Thus, they could be the Direct Marketing (of) Crap Associat - thereby becoming the DMCA!

    Two evil entities, two similar acronyms. Coincidence? I think not. :)

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    1. Re:Acronym silliness by curunir · · Score: 2

      hmmm...the DMA...I thought they made hard drives.

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  15. If you actually read their policy ... by overshoot · · Score: 2

    You'll realize that the DMA's definition of "spam" is mass-mail from Somebody Else. About the only thing that the DMA policy requires of mainsleaze spammers is that they have "remove" addresses, and nobody trusts them anyway.

    Bottom line: this is just another attempt to head off effective legislation by pretending "industry self-regulation."

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    1. Re:If you actually read their policy ... by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > Bottom line: this is just another attempt to head off effective legislation by pretending "industry self-regulation."

      Which reminds me -- Slashdot oughta run a story on the move towards National Do-Not-Call legislation. The FTC's proposed plan involves an $11,000 kick in the teeth of every telemarketing pigfux0r who breaks the law, and would make it easier for victims to trace back and report lawbreaking telemarketers to the authorities.

      The FTC is accepting public comment on the proposal, in sextuplicate, by March 29, 2002.

      Make sure that the comments they get aren't entirely from DMA lobbyists.

      Due to fraudulent charity telemarketing after 9/11, the good guys have the political momentum on this one -- and the DMA is running scared on this one.

      Let's put the nails into the telemarketing coffin once and for all.

  16. Won't stop spam by kenneth_martens · · Score: 1

    I'm encouraged to see the DMA taking steps to establish regulations on the commercial use of email, but I can't see my daily spam levels dropping anytime soon. Many of the companies they represent already have fair and decent policies in place, and the companies that are sending me spam now aren't likely to be stopped by the DMA.

    However, the DMA is still doing a good thing. One thing that wasn't mentioned in the article was if the DMA will set up a way to lodge complaints against companies that break the regulations. If there isn't an efficient way to report and deal with policy infractions, the policies are next to useless.

    1. Re:Won't stop spam by Erik+Fish · · Score: 1

      You talk about the DMA as if they were legitimate or something.

      Don't let the suits and the high membership dues fool you, they're spammers just like that guy in the WWF shirt with the KFC stains on it relay-raping a server in Taiwan to bring you news about underage cum sluts from the safety of his Alabama trailer.

      I'm sure these "regulations" will be enforced with the same tenacity that Sprint displays while constistantly failing to enforce the anti-spam clause in their AUP.

  17. Not the Problem by xonker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Typically, members of the DMA aren't the problem. It's some fly-by-night outfit that is advertising Herbal Viagra or Hong Kong Vacation Discounts or whatever -- people who not only annoy the people who receive e-mail, but usually do so illegally by using open relays, obscuring their true IP/Email address and so on.

    Most DMA members understand that opt-in is the best way to keep a happy customer, though some companies might occasionally make mistakes or require opt-out instead, they're not as bad as the ones who won't be affected by this in the slightest. It may not be 100%, but those companies really aren't the biggest problem. I doubt any of the companies who have harvested my email address on Yahoo! and send pr0n spam (with pictures) are members of the DMA.

    I think a death penalty for spammers is a good place to start.

    1. Re:Not the Problem by Schwamm · · Score: 1

      I think a death penalty for spammers is a good place to start.

      But with that, we'd get no more entertainment from the likes of Bernard Shifman.

    2. Re:Not the Problem by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

      ... advertising Herbal Viagra ...

      You mean I can get something to make my herbs stand up? Damn things are wilting.....

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    3. Re:Not the Problem by xonker · · Score: 1

      But with that, we'd get no more entertainment from the likes of Bernard Shifman [petemoss.com].

      Granted, I think that's funny as hell -- though I'd like to see the same thing happen to the SOBs who keep sending me "investment reports" and all the other SPAM that I get on a regular basis. BS is probably getting more flak than even he deserves...

      In truth, I'm probably more annoyed by SPAM than I should be -- but I just can't understand how these SOBs live with themselves knowing how much people hate what they do. And, it is (in a small way) theft. Theft of my resources (I pay for my email account and connectivity. SPAM just raises the cost of those services by putting an extra load on the servers) and my time.

      Plus, I remember when getting a piece of SPAM was actually funny because it was so rare. Now the SPAM to wanted email is about 1:10. It's just...wrong.

    4. Re:Not the Problem by Schwamm · · Score: 1

      Plus, I remember when getting a piece of SPAM was actually funny because it was so rare. Now the SPAM to wanted email is about 1:10. It's just...wrong.

      I used to think people were making up the entire SPAM phenomenon just because I never got any. Now, though... Ugh. Spamcop is my friend now.

      And I do agree that the whole BS-affair is way overplayed. At some point, he'd go away if we'd just ignore him.

      and I keep dreaming...

    5. Re:Not the Problem by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > > I think a death penalty for spammers is a good place to start.
      >
      > But with that, we'd get no more entertainment from the likes of Bernard Shifman [petemoss.com].

      Not necessarily. Televise the spammer executions on pay-per-view.

      I'd be entertained.

    6. Re:Not the Problem by KC7GR · · Score: 1

      You wrote:

      "Typically, members of the DMA aren't the problem. It's some fly-by-night outfit that is advertising Herbal Viagra or Hong Kong Vacation Discounts or whatever..."

      You got it backwards. That's "Herbal Vacations" and "Hong Kong Viagra."

      You're welcome. ;-)

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  18. Spammers by Geeyzus · · Score: 1

    It is obvious what should and should not be sent via email right now. Just as it is obvious who wants and does not want your advertisement emails (solicited vs unsolicited).

    The unwritten rules are being ignored now, why would spammers advertising get-rich-quick schemes, porn, and viagra start paying attention now that they are on paper? This is a big waste of time.

    Mark

  19. DMA members aren't the real problem... by mfarah · · Score: 3, Interesting
    ... low-life spammers that send stuff like "Make Money Fast", "enlarge your penis", "cable descrambler", "Here is my resumé. Yours truly, Bernie shifman", "25,000,000 e-mail addresses here", "Help me get this ridiculess amount of money off Nigeria", etcetera are.



    DMA member Amazon.com said such rules are already in practice at the online retailer. Amazon spokeswoman Patty Smith said the company gives customers a myriad of choices related to receiving company communications.

    "It sounds like we currently comply with all these rules already," she said.



    Generally speaking, I bet most DMA members already have an acceptable spam policy - that, or a policy that needs only minor tweaking to make it policy-compliant.

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    1. Re:DMA members aren't the real problem... by alcmena · · Score: 2

      Agreed. I'm willing to bet that most DMA members realized early on that spam will only serve to distance the customer from you, not the other way around.

    2. Re:DMA members aren't the real problem... by Meowharishi · · Score: 1

      This is why I believe that what we absolutely NEED (and this need will just continue to grow) is ENFORCED DIGITAL SIGNATURES of email!

      Mail servers should eventually begin refusing any incoming mail that is not digitally signed using a certificate from a trusted authority.

      This would force accountability on emails. It would keep spammers under control. It will also be a great weapon against the ever growing horde of email worms ala Melissa, Love Letter, et al.

      Lets face it, folks -- the days of the completely free Internet are numbered. Either we need to do something to get things under control or the gubment certainly will.

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  20. Effectiveness? by Winged+Cat · · Score: 2, Insightful
    1. How many of the problem spammers are members of the DMA? Resume spamming services, for instance, probably are not, and thus have no reason to even be aware of the DMA.
    2. Even if a large number of the problem spammers do belong to the DMA, how many will actually abide by DMA regulations? What penalties will (not just can) the DMA mete out to its members who violate these regulations?

    I'm sure the DMA wants to avoid regulations hitting their entire industry, but the facts are that they haven't been effective in the past. Junk faxes - including the infamous ones for more fax toner - are still regularly sent (I get a few every week at home). So, why should anyone reasonably expect anything they do to make a difference now?
  21. The big big names (Eddie Bauer) already are nice by Pyromage · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The big names, such as Land's End and Eddie Bauer, as quoted in the article, already spam relatively nicely, lest they offend their customers. On the other hand, I'd love to kill those penis-enlargement ads, but there's hardly even a target to shoot at if I wanted to eliminate those. Hell, even with x10 spam, I can ban x10.com. But the ones I want to get rid of are not reputable, and they already avoid accountability. How will this change that?

  22. It's still not clear... by ekrout · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's still not clear to me how Direct Memory Access is going to keep my inbox spam-free. I mean, will hard drive manufacturers stop the CPU-less transfer of data from C:\ or /mnt/hda1 if they detect such strings as "You've already won", "Free trial offer", or "Wet sex"?

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  23. SORRY.....TOO LATE.......That offer has expired! by Dr_Marvin_Monroe · · Score: 1

    The wheels are already in motion now.....As I heard/read the other day, this is one of the most popular/hot-button issues with voters today...SPAM and Telemarketing...and since elections are just around the corner, look for this to become one of the places where our "courageous" law-makers can distinguish themselves!

    Spammers and Telemarketers...."surrender must be immediate and unconditional, prepare to be boarded or destroyed"

  24. wont help much... by jeffy124 · · Score: 2

    Majority of DMA members are honest companies that use email marketing ethically - meaning opt-in messages, honoring unsubscribe requests, etc. This wont do anything to curb those "Increase Your Penis Size!" spams.

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  25. Spammers... Rules? by Heem · · Score: 2

    When was the last time you knew of spammers that followed the rules?

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  26. Boot them out of the DMA? by Lester67 · · Score: 1

    Then what? They SPAM anyway, and don't have DMA dues to pay.

    Great idea, nitwits.

  27. In other news... by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
    • Hopefully, this will influence other marketers toward more responsible use of e-mail

    In other news, US businesses agreed to stop savagely beating customers who are tardy in payment. Hopefully, this will influence organised crime towards more responsible collection policies.

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  28. Marketing People: Spam Works by Bonker · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I recently spent a few weeks trying to persuade my company's marketing bimbo that no, we could not send unsolicited emails to potential customers.

    I used the simple expedient of repeating the reasons against spam over and over again until they began to sink in. I even threatened legal action... ie: I told them that people were starting to successfully prosecute spammers for big money.

    Even than, I had to answer the question... "Why would this be illegal? I get this kind of thing all the time."

    The sad thing was, until I finally convinced the executive VP to bring the hammer down on the project, I was forced to compose graphical HTML-ized spam emails. Thank god they never saw the light of day.

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    1. Re:Marketing People: Spam Works by dschuetz · · Score: 2

      The sad thing was, until I finally convinced the executive VP to bring the hammer down on the project, I was forced to compose graphical HTML-ized spam emails.

      I hope you were at least considering putting some obvious, easily-recognized string in, say, subject, so that most people's existing filters would trash the SPAM immediately. :)

    2. Re:Marketing People: Spam Works by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Informative
      > > The sad thing was, until I finally convinced the executive VP to bring the hammer down on the project, I was forced to compose graphical HTML-ized spam emails.
      >
      > I hope you were at least considering putting some obvious, easily-recognized string in, say, subject, so that most people's existing filters would trash the SPAM immediately. :)

      You mean like <HTML>? ;-)

      Actually, I think I know what happened to the bimbo in question. Or a clone of her, by the name of Laura "Boy, am I ever gonna have to eat some" Crow. She works at Earthpink. I got a pile of spam from her this morning.

      I know it's from Laura, because her spam has her name in the comments as the document's creator, and I know Laura's somewhat bimbo-like because the spam had a bunch of IMG SRC tags pointing to "D:\11 12 01 Laura Crow\New Emails\CidcoEmail_FINALJAN_020121_files\t(1).gif"

      Way to go, Laura Crow! Ur 733t HTML h4x0ring sk1llz r so 733t, u h0t b@b3!

      A little Googling has revealed that I'm not the only one getting Laura's spam.

      1) Spammers lie.
      2) If you think a spammer's telling the truth, see Rule #1.
      3) Spammers are stupid.

      Rule #3 in action again.

      But if you want a glimpse at the future the DMA proposes for "opt-out", look for the opt-out link in Laura's spam:

      It's a Mailto: tag to "mailto:opt-out@earthlink.net?subject=Opt-out_Cidc o012202"

      It doesn't opt you out of all Earthpink-generated spam. Only Laura's Cidco spam. When Earthpink wants to spam you again for another company, or even when Earthpink wants to send the next Cidco spam (hopefully coded by someone who knows how to make web bugs work, unlike our dear Laura) it'll be a different list, and a different Subject: in the opt-out request.

      Doesn't that make you feel all pink and squishy inside?

  29. Won't work! by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 3, Insightful
    First, they don't allow the removal of a domain.


    Second, who trusts the removal links?


    Third, what prevents me from grabbing the removal database and using as a verified sucker database?


    What would work is that DMA provides an email service that allows a member to submit a list and email to send to them, then they will test the address and if it is ok, then send it.

    1. Re:Won't work! by Catiline · · Score: 2

      Second, who trusts the removal links?
      I do, if and only if the mail comes from someone who doesn't spoof headers and send pr0n... in other words, a respectable business who should know better than sending me mass mailings.

    2. Re:Won't work! by AlienFactor · · Score: 2, Informative

      Third, what prevents me from grabbing the removal database and using as a verified sucker database?

      It established practice of companies that provide snail-mail mailing lists to seed them with a few addresses that belong to the list provider. That way they can verify that the lists are being used according to the terms of the contract between the list provider and the user, based on what arrives at those seeded addresses.

      Same would work for e-mail.

    3. Re:Won't work! by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1

      That does not prevent me from taking the list and selling it to one of the 1 million verified email addresses for $149.99.

    4. Re:Won't work! by quistas · · Score: 1

      It's one thing if you want to opt-out of, say, eBay notifications or some random newsletter, but even then -- some annoying professional statistics organization decided I wanted their email conference/newsletter/membership spam, and they've got unspoofed headers, real organization, but trying to convince them to remove me has resulted in lost time, headaches, and more and more spam from them.

      Confirmed opt-in is the only acceptable way. Anything else you should complain about, not opt-out.

      -- q

  30. the only good spammer is a dead spammer. by evilpaul13 · · Score: 1

    Unsolicited, bulk, (particularly commercial,) email, is and will always be as acceptable as interrupting my dinner to sell me auto insurance.

    The difference being, that spam costs me money and costs the sender virtually nothing. Spam is also almost always fraudulent.

    But, there's nothing you can really do about it. Some ISPs aren't even in the same country as me and don't give a rat's ass about their users attempts to defraud people.
    (Anyone else get "Government Grant E-Books" from Korea on a daily basis in your trash mail folder?)

    1. Re:the only good spammer is a dead spammer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Anyone else get "Government Grant E-Books"

      No, but I do get "Niggers and their lovers" quite often...
      Do you know anything about it ?

  31. DMA is really unfair by digitalsushi · · Score: 2, Informative

    look on their site. "you can get on our do not call list. up to 16 weeks later you may notice a decrease in phone calls. its five dollars to sign up." is this thing legit? if i were to actually sign up, how do i know i didnt just activiate a "this phone number is valid, spam it" function? (at the isp i work at we always tell our customers not to reply to spam emails for the same type or reason). the five dollars thing is the biggest insult of all. "i'll stop beating your shoulder in every morning for your milk money". why should i believe anything they say? they seem like big giant weasels. ick. ick, ick.

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    1. Re:DMA is really unfair by (H)elix1 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Its only $5 if you want to do it over the net. If you print out the form and snail-mail it, its free.

    2. Re:DMA is really unfair by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why sign up? I enjoy verbally abusing telemarketers. I espically enjoy the ones that give me the 800 number to their fax machine and send them a 600 page document from my computer or a bit of real fun... send them the contents of /dev/random... nice pages full of line noise.

      yes, I'm wierd and probably a part of a tiny minority. but I gladly abuse any company that has the gall to call me at 10:30pm and wake my daughter.

      I have always wondered.... is telemarketing a part of a companies life cycle when they no longer can attract customers legitimately so they have to try this just before death?

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    3. Re:DMA is really unfair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Its only $5 if you want to do it over the net. If you print out the form and snail-mail it, its free.

      Except it costs you a stamp, an envelope, the expense of writing the letter. AND it only lasts for a limited time and then you have to do it all over again.

  32. worthless by SpacePunk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In case the guys at DMA didn't get the memo, the cat's already out of the bag, pandora's box has already been opened, or .

    The majority of the SPAM that's flying around the net isn't even from DMA members. It's all from con and scam artists.

    Their move isn't going to change a damn thing in the short or long runs.

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    1. Re:worthless by fire-eyes · · Score: 1

      You think they care what anyone else is doing? Maybe they do, but of course first comes themselves and their own members.

      And no, of COURSE this wouldn't change a damn thing outside of DMA.

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  33. And in related news by MosesJones · · Score: 1, Offtopic


    Microsoft "promise" not to be anti-competative and monopolistic.

    The Ambulance Chasing Attorneys of America promise not to pursue nussiance claims, and to only ever present the true facts.

    The Defence Department promises all bombs will hit their intended targets.

    Arthur Anderson promise they won't let the additional fees for consultancy cloud their auditing judgement.

    And of course

    The French Waiters Union promises not to treat all customers like plebs

    or maybe

    Slashdot promises to practice even handed journalism with a good grasp of reality.

    :-)

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  34. Vision of a DMA convention by Ooblek · · Score: 1
    When I think about any sort of organized group specifically for direct marketing, I get this strange vision of all its members. If they were to have a convention, an outsider would probably see a bunch of guys that all looked the same exhibiting. They would probably all be about 4'9" tall, have a balding crown with wisps of unkempt hair, hunchback, and constantly walking around wringing their hands and repeating, "Yes, my precious," while breathing heavily.

    Oh, and all their names are "Igor" or something and they refer to themselves in the third person. "Igor like licking stamps." "Igor has good marketing strategy." etc.

  35. Spam control by archnerd · · Score: 4, Funny

    Two ideas for handling spammers, inspired by User Friendly:
    1. Next time you get a "501 compliant spam" that starts off with something like "This is not unsolicited bulk e-mail. Buy me.", flood their server with messages stating "This is not a denial of service attack."

    2. The following poem seems to work well:
    I got your mail and wrote you back
    just so that you'd have no doubt
    that if you spam me ever again
    your router shall cease to route

    1. Re:Spam control by sqlrob · · Score: 2
      1. Next time you get a "501 compliant spam" that starts off with something like "This is not unsolicited bulk e-mail. Buy me.", flood their server with messages stating "This is not a denial of service attack."


      Hi Pitr

    2. Re:Spam control by sqlrob · · Score: 2
      The following poem seems to work well: I got your mail and wrote you back just so that you'd have no doubt that if you spam me ever again your router shall cease to route

      Hi Erwin

      Although personally I prefer This technique

    3. Re:Spam control by gidds · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression that it was usual for poetry to rhyme...? I don't know where you are, but unless you pronounce `route' the same as `rout' (or are Scottish and pronounce `doubt' as `doot'), then it doesn't really qualify...

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    4. Re:Spam control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, does 'router' get pronounced like 'rooter'?

    5. Re:Spam control by Floyd+Turbo · · Score: 1

      Too messy.

      I prefer this one.

    6. Re:Spam control by gidds · · Score: 1

      Here in the UK it does, yes. And you can stop your smutty sniggering at the back there! It doesn't mean that here, either...

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  36. Hurray! by NiftyNews · · Score: 1

    Hurray! I'll be getting 10% less spam! Man, does anyone have a pen I can borrow to cronicle this grand day?

    1. Re:Hurray! by fire-eyes · · Score: 1

      You're off by one decimal place! And it AIN'T movin to the right!

      :P

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  37. Preview of the guidelines... by jmorse · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can just see those guidelines now:

    • When indiscriminately sending unsolicited email, please be sure to spoof the mail headers so the mail can't be traced back to you.
    • When mail-bombing the hotmail.com domain, please refrain from sending mail to billgates@hotmail.com or your software liscences may suddenly expire.
    • Please pre-pend the subject lines of all unsolicited email with the ADV: prefix...(uncontrolable laughter ensues)
    • When providing a fake "remove" link in an email, be sure that the address doesn't implicate your company or the DMA. remove262@yahoo.com usually works best.
    • When marketing to a technically-inclined demographic, refrain from inserting the phrase "ALL YOUR PRIVACY ARE BELONG TO US" in the email. It's not only distatsteful, it's downright cliche.

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    1. Re:Preview of the guidelines... by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > I can just see those guidelines now:
      >
      >When marketing to a technically-inclined demographic, refrain from inserting the phrase "ALL YOUR PRIVACY ARE BELONG TO US" in the email. It's not only distatsteful, it's downright cliche [wired.com].

      And for chrissakes, if you're an ISP, make sure that when you spam your own customers, you learn to code HTML!

      I wonder if Laura Crow (whose name appears in the broken links to a local hard drive in the aforementioned spam, and she writes her HTML in the "Temporary%20Internet%20Files" directory on her local hard drive, judging from the first few lines in the comments.) is Bernie Shifman's sister?

      (And how the fsck many of these spams did Earthpink send out?)

  38. It is funny... by UberOogie · · Score: 3, Funny
    When I read this, I feel exactly the same as when Microsoft said they were going to focus more on security...

    What do you think that means?

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  39. Bad News. by mlknowle · · Score: 3, Informative

    All that this will do is demonstrate to Congress that we don't need government regulation; that the private sector will take care of itself...

    ... the trouble is, in this case, the private solution will be pitifull; it is, after all, being proposed by a group which claims that their right to call me during dinner time to sell me a time share vacation EVERY NIGHT FOR ABOUT A MONTH is protected by the first ammendment...

  40. Something weird by Samus · · Score: 1

    To get on their national do not call list you can visit their site and opt out. To do it by mail is free but to do it online requires a 5$ fee paid by credit card. The catch for the by mail option is that it could take up to 30 days to process. Where is the logic in this? They have to pay some poor data entry people to process every form that comes in yet it costs very little to have me submit my form to a web server. It doesn't make sense. The only thing I can think of is that they don't want any script kiddies deregistering entire electronic phone books.

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  41. This is actually how positive change happens by coltrane99 · · Score: 1
    If the DMA themselves are talking about self-regulating it's because they know they cannot hold the line where it is today. I actually have to respect an organization that will adapt to changing realities (see RIAA for contrasting example).

    Now if we can just do something about all this vile paper spam I keep getting...

  42. Re:Yeah Right -- my solution by Old+time+hacker · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I wondered whether any address that I signed up would be spammed anyway. So I created a new address (never before used, and never to be used) and we will see if it gets any mail.

    Even if the DMA are honest, their service can still be used to get good addresses. Consider the following scheme:
    • Sign up with e-mps.org for $100.
    • Get one of these 25,000,000 email address CDs
    • Filter it through e-mps.org
    • Diff the filtered results against the unfiltered input.
    • Send out spam to the difference list.
    This gives you a list of live addresses -- ones which get less spam than average, and hence which are more likely to read your tasty marketing message.

    Great service guys!
  43. The DMA should require digitally signed spam by Meowharishi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have been long of the opinion that a good weapon in the war against spam and email abuse would be requirements at some level that emails be digitally signed with a certificate coming from a trusted authority like Verisign.

    I believe this is the only way we'll ever be able to get the control mechanisms into place that will start reeling in the ever increasing abuse of the Net... accountability.

    Ultimately I would hope that most email servers will begin putting into place policies that reject unsigned mail...

    Anyone else agree with me?

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    1. Re:The DMA should require digitally signed spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "I have been long of the opinion that a good weapon in the war against spam and email abuse would be requirements at some level that emails be digitally signed with a certificate coming from a trusted authority like Verisign."

      By "trusted authority like Verisign", do you mean the company that issued two certificates to person or persons unknown affirming that said person or persons represented Microsoft ?

    2. Re:The DMA should require digitally signed spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Signing the emails won't work...

      1) Spammers will get a certificate under false pretenses and sign the mail

      2) Spammers will generate their own certificate and sign the mail

      3) Spammers will steal 'good' certificates and forge the signatures on the mail...

      The only thing that will work is going Afghany on the asses of Spammers everywhere... Treat them like the email terrorists that they are...

  44. Email Authorization by Dutchmaan · · Score: 2

    I personally like the way ICQ handles messages and think that this could be applied to email as well. You could have settings that would require people to request authoriztion to send email to you. Everything else gets filtered. This would make spam a two step process for those involved and hence eliminate a vast majority of unwanted mail.

    Granted one might be flooded with a deluge of autoriztion requests, but I suppose that could be set to a timing mechanisms whereas if a request was ignored long enough it's just refused.

    Please feel free to poke prod or in any way disassemble this "idea"..or more accurately alteration of a successful method of communication.

    1. Re:Email Authorization by The+Ape+With+No+Name · · Score: 2
      I personally like the way ICQ handles messages and think that this could be applied to email as well. You could have settings that would require people to request authoriztion to send email to you. Everything else gets filtered. This would make spam a two step process for those involved and hence eliminate a vast majority of unwanted mail.


      But would this stop people from faking who the message is coming from? No. The real shitty evil of spammers is that they look for ways to take a Good Thing(tm) like SMTP and turn it in on itself. It would be a matter of time before spoofing brought such a concept to its knees. I personally like the idea of digital signatures for e-mail marketers. It gives something ironclad to opt-out on and filter.

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    2. Re:Email Authorization by phossie · · Score: 1

      This exists, but I don't have the link handy. Do a search for spam filter -type stuff, and you'll come up with something that's essentially a big set of fairly sophisticated procmail filters (yes, you need a UNIXy shell acct, etc.). One of the functions you can enable will throw a verification mail - which requires a human reply - back at addresses that are not "known good".

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  45. I know they haven't outlined the specifics... by Uttles · · Score: 2

    but the preliminary comments are still way too ambiguous:
    "We view spam as sending a commercial e-mail to someone with whom a marketer has not had any prior business relationship and as being sent to someone who has not asked for the e-mail," Cerasale said.

    Alright, so if you sign up for a shopping site so that you can browse the contents, does that qualify as having a business relationship with a marketer? I'm pretty sure the businesses think it does. How about email being sent to someone who has not asked for the email? I don't think I've ever asked for an advertisement email, but I know that lots of times you have to scour every inch of the screen to find that little checkbox that says "click here if you don't want to receive promotional emails." The way the article reads, I'm not seeing much improvement here. These companies aren't really the huge spam problem in the first place, it's mostly the diet fad and porno sites, but still I don't think this will reduce their spamming, they'll just come up with new ways to trick you into "having a prior business relationship with a marketer" and "asking for the email."

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  46. Spam can be amusing... by Junta · · Score: 4, Funny

    I mean, my wife gets e-mails telling her to enlarge her penis and I get e-mail telling me to enlarge my breasts....

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    1. Re:Spam can be amusing... by fire-eyes · · Score: 1

      Heh heh heh. No shit.

      My 83 year old grandfather gets multiple ads (snail mail) a WEEK on enhancing his sex life.

      You'd think these idiots would have one thing in their database that couldn't go wrong: number of days old / 365.

      Heh, jackasses are indeed funny. At least he gets a chuckle out of it too.

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    2. Re:Spam can be amusing... by Scaba · · Score: 1

      You must be one strange looking couple...

    3. Re:Spam can be amusing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe funny the first fifteen or twenty times, but after that it got to be a little redundant...

  47. Why was this story posted? by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What's the point? A rough guess that 99% of /. readers believe this will do nothing to stop spam. I'm sure reading the article, most of you already knew what the responses would be. So why was the story submitted in the first place?

    Who is SiliconLawyer anyway? Well, well, well, wouldn't you know, he's selling something on his website.

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  48. Not likely by xbrownx · · Score: 0

    Hopefully, this will influence other marketers toward more responsible use of e-mail

    Yea right, with spammers it's always more "yea right" than "hopefully"...

  49. Forward your spam to your congressman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make sure you forward all of your spam to your local Congressman. That's what I do.

  50. Thanks / Wait and See, damnit by fire-eyes · · Score: 1

    "DMA members will be booted out of the association if they don't follow these rules," said Jerry Cerasale, the DMA's senior vice president of government affairs.

    Hmmm. If they put action to those words, then I'll tip my hat off to them. This would be great to see, and restore at least a smidgen of respect for them and their memebers.

    Cerasale said the organization's board of directors Saturday approved the new rules, called "Commercial Solicitations Online Guidelines," but that they had yet to notify DMA members.

    Heh, how many do you think will jump ship? I'd be surprised if less than 15% did so. Be intersting to see.

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  51. SPAM by SkewlD00d · · Score: 0

    Sounds like a bunch of Bologna to me.

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    The biggest trick the devil pulled was letting lawyers become politicians so they can write the laws.
  52. They don't really care about the spam problem by noser · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The DMA will also require members that buy access to mailing lists--in which consumers have agreed to receive sales pitches from third parties--to check those names against an e-mail preference roster on its Web site. Addresses on this roster belong to consumers who have chosen not to receive any commercial e-mail.

    So one of the ingenious ways they have of preventing spam is by posting a list of addresses on their website... anyone else see a problem with that? It is obvious to me that they don't really care about the spam problem, they just want to look like they are self-regulating so that congress doesn't interfere with their marketing plans.

    1. Re:They don't really care about the spam problem by J'raxis · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and in the process help all their spamming friends by providing 100 million fresh email addresses for absolutely free.

  53. Here's a good way to block lots of SPAM by TheFlu · · Score: 5, Informative

    Add the following to your sendmail.mc file:

    FEATURE(dnsbl,`bl.spamcop.net')dnl
    then run
    m4 /etc/mail/sendmail.mc > /etc/sendmail.cf

    Works for me...doesn't block it all, but it seems to help a great deal.

    1. Re:Here's a good way to block lots of SPAM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take caution before using the Spamcop BL.

      from http://spamcop.net/bl.shtml :

      SpamCop Blocking List Information

      Status

      This blocking list is experimental and should not be used in a production environment where legitimate email must be delivered.

  54. Strategy to eliminate spam by dh003i · · Score: 1

    Here's the strategy I use to eliminate spam. I use this strategy with PocoMail, as its a powerful e-mail prog with complex scripting options...but with thought, it can be adopted to almost any e-mail program...even MS Outlook Express.

    I. Things to completely download automatically that almost certainly aren't spam:

    1. Anything from a person (e-mail contact) you know and have in your address book.

    2. That's it.

    II. Things to delete from your server automatically:

    1. Any incoming message with a dirty or four-letter word in its subject line. I.e., "fuck", "asshole", "pussy", etc. This includes: (1) Mean words like "fuck", asshole; (2) Pornography words like "pussy", "lesbian", "sex"; (3) Derogatory words like "bitch", "nigger", "spic", "mic", "croat", etc etc. I realize that by the nature of these categories, some of them overlap.

    2. Anything that has to do with a money-making scheme, something-for-nothing, a great deal, or free stuff. If something has the "$" character in it, its spam. If something has the word "money" in it, its spam. Furthermore: "rich", "free", "great deal", "deal", "can't afford to miss this", "no risk", "zero risk", etc. I realize that this list is far from comprehensive. Its an ongoing project. As spammers send you more spam, they help you to filter out more such advertisements.

    3. Anything from a known spammer; potentially, even, anything from a domain/ISP that doesn't deal with its spam.

    4. Anything from microsoft.com (just joking).

    Make sure to tell your e-mail prog to download the *Headers* only of these e-mail progs to a folder titled "Junk Mail". Have it then auto-delete the whole thing. Use the downloaded headers as an opportunity to examine new and novel types of spam, so you can better add to your spam-blocking abilities. Remember, the point of blocking spam is to save you bandwidth and time, and downloading headers is trivial in terms of bandwidth/time, and it may allow you to increase your spam-blocking abilities.

    III. Things for which to only download the message header/subject line.

    Everything not covered under category I and II. Have these messages downloaded to an alternate folder in your e-mail prog, such as "possible spam". Examine the headers...if they appear to be spam, add the subject and sender to your block-list, as well as any words in the subject that are spam-words (dirty, pornography, hateful, or advertisement words). As for messages that don't appear to be spam, you have the option to download them and, if desired, ass the sender to your address book, so that sender can send you mail.

    1. Re:Strategy to eliminate spam by dh003i · · Score: 1

      As a corollary to this strategy, let me also suggest that you only download the headers for any messages over 50KB, or only the text of a message if the message includes attachments; if its a html e-mail, try to implement a protocol to transform the relevant html text to plain text and download only that. Most SPAM involve large graphic/html e-mails, so this is an effective way to save your bandwidth. Also, do you really want to see 4 or 5 pictures of some relative's kids, who you don't even know?

  55. Not the trouble makers by Tazzy531 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The problem with this is that the majority of the spam mailers do not belong to the DMA. They don't need to follow the rules under this organization. The ones that do belong to this typically (I didn't say always) have an easy opt out policy. Secondly, the corporate spammers have an entity that could be potentially held liable for spam whereas the individual spammers can move and hide easily.

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    _______________________________
    "I'm not Conceited...I'm just a realist..."
  56. I think this statement is positive by Acoustic_Nowhere · · Score: 1
    If DMA members currently don't spam anyway, this statement will only help to define or clarify an anti-spam policy that is acceptable.

    Eventually, some good legislation might get passed that has the backing of DMA/Marketing industry, consumers, and legislators. If DMA can separate themselves from the filth, they are more likely to support such measures, rather than oppose it.

  57. Attention Porn Webmasters. by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1

    Run a porn site?
    Get your FREE DMA MEMBERSHIP NOW!

  58. Re:Yeah Right -- my solution by danielrose · · Score: 1

    It does seem a tad like a "pay the DMA $100" to make sure you are spamming live addresses scheme, doesn't it?
    Time for me to add a virgin email to their list and see what happens!

    --
    i hate pansy republicans
  59. Open Door for "Permission spam" by Mr_Perl · · Score: 2
    With the self-imposed rules, the DMA requires members to give consumers notice and choice before sending commercial e-mail or before selling, sharing or renting their e-mail addresses to a third party. In addition, commercial e-mail must clearly identify the sender, represent the subject line accurately, and provide contact information. Above all, the marketer must let consumers opt out of further communications in every e-mail.

    Taking the cynical approach to reading this section in the article, we can expect that it will be acceptable for DMA members to send out the 'permission to spam' spam that so many spamming morons already do.

    I'd like to see federal law that provides some disincentive to spam-sending critters. Making spamming illegal makes spammers into official criminals. I just can't see 'industry' self-regulation working very well when most spammers aren't even a part of any legitimate industry.
    --

    My poetry site welcomes the unusual.
    1. Re:Open Door for "Permission spam" by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      I'd like to see federal law that provides some disincentive to spam-sending critters. Making spamming illegal makes spammers into official criminals. I just can't see 'industry' self-regulation working very well when most spammers aren't even a part of any legitimate industry.
      Like if american federal law will be useful against Asia-based spammers...
  60. Hell, I LOVE Amazon.com "spam" by Gannoc · · Score: 3, Funny


    They only send me stuff I would want to see, I get it no more than maybe 1-2 times a week, and it often includes a $5 off coupon or something.

    Most of my bad spam is for absolute random crap or porn, with the same old line on the bottom informing me that the reason I'm being informed about all these Internet Cum Sluts is because I specificly requested to be spamed on their site or one of their partner's sites.

    Plus, the latest thing is dating the message 3-4 days back, so you have to scroll back on your inbox to read/erase the spam. It stops the instant deletes by hiding it.

  61. Why the system will not work.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    This system is not going to work. Here is the problem; most spam comes from corporations anyways. Think about it; when you want to get a spammer in trouble, what do you do? tell the system administrator who "rules" over the spammer. This is where the vast majority of the spam is from. what this is actually doing is targeting a small portion of spam. It is up to us users to get rid of all the rest of the spam.

  62. So what by mrroot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A DMA representative said the organization plans to announce the new rules governing commercial e-mail next week. The trade group, one of the largest in the United States with 5,000 members, includes such retailers as Amazon.com, Land's End and Eddie Bauer.

    So what? Now Amazon and others will be able to send us email and claim they are within the guidelines set forth by the DMA. These guidelines are nothing more than a mechanism to allow them to legitimize their spamming operations.

    --
    I Heart Sorting Networks
  63. What does it do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can you explain what this does?

    1. Re:What does it do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It is called a DNS blacklist.

      Say a host with ip address 10.11.12.13 tries to send your mailserver some email. Sendmail will perform a DNS lookup of 13.12.11.10.bl.spamcop.net

      If the DNS lookup succeeds, 10.11.12.13 has been blacklisted, and the email session is aborted. If the DNS lookup fails, the server is not blacklisted, and the email is accepted.

      spamcop.net adds the DNS records for blacklisted hosts on the fly.

  64. Here's an idea by mrroot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How about not making it illegal to spam but make them buy a "license" to spam, and renew it every year... something like $100/yr even would weed out alot of the real clowns, but it wouldn't be so prohibitive as violating their rights.

    OK, it's just an spur of the moment thought, so take it easy on me.

    --
    I Heart Sorting Networks
    1. Re:Here's an idea by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Insightful
      That's actually a great idea.

      Of course, no one would have to accept the spam, we would still run blacklists like normal...it'd be like a tax on the stupid! Or, alternately, if they don't pay the tax, we'll have a reason to have them arrested.

      --
      If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
    2. Re:Here's an idea by Suppafly · · Score: 2

      But we already have a tax on the stupid.. its called the lottery.. if we had more, the stupid would then become poor and homeless and resort to get rich quick schemes to make money..

    3. Re:Here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There could be no enforcement. The illegal spammers would/could send email from fake accounts, etc, like they do now. Though, your idea could help fund some of those homeland security measures Bush is proposing.

    4. Re:Here's an idea by SpacePunk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Tell ya what. How about we form a cabal of system administrators with a chapter in every city to pay spammers a 'visit' for some 'wall to wall counseling' every time spammers send out a run.

      Hells Administrators! or Hells Geeks!

    5. Re:Here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if we had more, the stupid would then become poor and homeless and resort to get rich quick schemes to make money..

      Doesn't that happen already?

    6. Re:Here's an idea by nurightshu · · Score: 1

      There is no System Administrators Cabal.

      --
      They that would sacrifice their .sig space for that cliched Franklin quote deserve neither.
  65. This is not enough anyway... by mi · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The only acceptable method for adding anyone to a mailing list is the double opt-in:
    1. Until I ask to be added -- don't contact me.
    2. When I ask -- presume it was not me and e-mail me a confirmation request.
    3. Only, when such a request comes back affirmative can you add me.
    DMA, which wants to spam you, does not need to invent its own guidelines. They are already there -- by people, who know more about the Internet and e-mail, than, perhaps, the entire DMA put together...
    --
    In Soviet Washington the swamp drains you.
    1. Re:This is not enough anyway... by Pituritus+Ani · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't call that "double opt-in." By calling it that, you play right into the spammers' language games. It's only one opt-in, but it's required that they verify with the person who they claim so opted. Maybe "verified opt-in" would be better.

      --

      Another proud carrier of the $rtbl flag

  66. National "Do Not Call" list by iconian · · Score: 1

    I'll have to agree with you and say that the NY Do Not Call Registry works really well (although it is still legal for charity organizations to call you which is fine by me). There's also a national Do Not Call list in the works and it will face stiff opposition from the DMA.

    http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/ptech/01/24/telemar ke ting.list.idg/index.html

    1. Re:National "Do Not Call" list by gaudior · · Score: 1
      charity organizations to call you

      This is NOT okay with me. The most common phone scams out there now are calls 'on behalf of' some charity, which may or may not really exist. If it is a legit charity, their name is being used fraudulently. I refuse to buy ANYTHING from anyone who cold calls me, or sends me spam. I also will not buy anything from a pop-up/under ad on the web. I'm not really bothered by snail junkmail, because I didn't have to pay for it, and in fact, bulk commercial mail subsidizes 1st class mail rates. All I have to do is put it in the trash, which I'm paying for anyway.

    2. Re:National "Do Not Call" list by iconian · · Score: 1

      Either case, the point of the Do Not Call list is to reduce phone solicitation and it has for me -- dramatically. I can't remember being been bothered by any telemarketers, for-profit or non-profit, for the past month and a half. I normally get 2-3 (probably much more than that) per week prior to signing up with the Do Not Call registry. I can only hope for the rest of the country that the national list will work as well as the New York.

  67. Re:Yeah Right -- my solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But that is a sure case of Rule 3 ("Spammers are stupid.") as the list is of people who have taken some action to try to not get the ads. So when they do get them, this group is 1) Less likely to do any business with the spammer and 2) More likely to try to do something about the spamming.

    I would suspect that regular news.admin.net-abuse.email posters will be creating 'empty' accounts, not likely to dictionaried, and feeding them to this new list as a test -- and waiting to LART the spam that comes to those addresses. I also suspect the wait won't be long before they get such spam.

    The DMA is trying to appear to 'do something' without actually doing anything useful, as usual. For fighting spam the DMA isn't the solution, nor even part of it, by any means. What would be helpful is for mass-adoption of the SPEWS list by 'white hat' ISPs. This could end up dividing the net ("Would you like spamming or non-spamming?") but in a good way -- spammers spamming only to themselves is fine with me. And if a spam-friendly ISP decides it's in their best interests to mend ther ways, even better!

  68. Congrats, I failled... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of the non-managing partners in our client's business decided the same thing. They found someone with an "opt-in" list and decided to spam it. I tried to stop it, convince them that it would fail, etc. They decided to push ahead with something around 80,000 "test" messages.

    The CEO of the operating company's e-mail got attacked (had to be protected at the server level), we got multiple Spam Cop messages to the abuse email, etc.

    I think that they made $30 in business.

    Spamming was stopped.

    On the other hand, when they used a real opt-in list (where the company sending the e-mail told them what it was in the subject) we had a much better success rate.

    I informed them that we would drop them as a client if they persisted in spamming... it was a nightmare.

    1. Re:Congrats, I failled... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The CEO of the operating company's e-mail got attacked..."

      Come on. Can't you at least skim your post before you spew this crap out for other people to read? It takes at least a few if not several readings of that phrase to figure out the CEO wasn't the one attacked, it was his e-mail account.

      And "failled"?! Please tell me English isn't your first language.

  69. Re:SORRY.....TOO LATE.......That offer has expired by Tackhead · · Score: 2
    > [It's an election year, and voters have had it with the DMA] Spammers and Telemarketers...."surrender must be immediate and unconditional, prepare to be boarded or destroyed"

    That'd be a great campaign slogan for a pro-privacy candidate: "If you are not with the public, you are with the telemarketers!"

  70. In related news.. by wowbagger · · Score: 2
    A spokesmen for the "Drug Dealers of America" released new guidelines for turf wars.

    Spokesman Easy-Q said:
    <sniff>Yo - see, we be sayin' now that it's not good to be cappin' norms. So, like, we be having a rule that we won't be doin' drive-bys 'cept on <racial slur deleted> what be causin' us problems. Norm's don' like getting capped, and we be down wit dat.


    Does this announcement fill you with any more confidence that the DMA?

    In fact, there is a large difference between the DMA and drug dealers - as a general rule, if you tell them you aren't interested in their wares, drug dealers will lose interest and leave you alone.
  71. RE: DMA to Control Spam by sydsavage · · Score: 1

    The topic icon should have a pair of wings.

  72. Opting out by kenneth_martens · · Score: 1

    The DMA has an interesting Consumer FAQ page, which has some good information (although there is some propaganda mixed in, so read it with a grain of salt.)

    For those who are suffering from telemarketers, you can call the National Opt-Out Center at 1-888-5OPT-OUT to be put on a no-calling list, or you can contact the Telephone Preference Service

    There's not much information on getting off of email lists, but they do suggest the e-Mail Preference Service (e-MPS).

    I used to get a lot of telemarketing calls, but about a year ago I started asking every caller to place me on their no-call list. Since then I've gotten far fewer calls. My spam, on the other hand, is increasing all the time. So far I've been able to keep it under control, but I'm going to keep the e-MPS in mind for the future. (Maybe I'll set up a new email account to test its effectiveness.)

  73. ambulance chaser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've always thought a good model to stop/slow spammers would be ambulance chasers. jurisdiction by jurisdiction we put up laws on unsolicited commercial e-mail, and along will follow a gaggle of ambulance chasers bankrupting spammers.

  74. RFC3098 - How to Advertise Responsibly by AftanGustur · · Score: 3, Informative
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    echo '[q]sa[ln0=aln80~Psnlbx]16isb572CCB9AE9DB03273snlbxq' |dc
  75. Opt-Out Doesn't Scale! by nazgul@somewhere.com · · Score: 1

    I don't know why this is so hard for people to understand. Let's say that every company in the world obeys the DMA and provides an easy mechanism to opt-out. And every company who buys an email list first sends mail to it asking you if you want to opt-out, before they send their ads--just the way the DMA asks.

    Now how many opt-out messages do you think you'll get every day? Each one of them with different instructions of course, some requiring you go to a web site and enter your email address, some requring that you reply with a particular subject, some requiring that you send mail to some other address. And if you don't follow the instructions??? You get the spam.

    So, how many of those do you want to have to deal with every day? 5? 10? 100? And how will you tell them from the illegal spammers who forge their instructions and whose "opt-out" url is actually an advertisement?

    Get it through your heads. Opt-out doesn't work. Ever. If they want permission to send random email to random people, OR EVEN TO EMAIL ADDRESSES ENTERED ON THEIR WEB SITE, they *have* to use verification. If I don't reply with a "YES"--I never get email from them again. Very simple. Anything else is going to be a disaster.

  76. The DMA is doing something smart. by Restil · · Score: 2

    And this isn't about the fox guarding the henhouse. They have a larger objective. They understand, for better or worse, that when the voting public gets irate enough with spam that the legislatures will eventually get involved and pass a law to restrict spam and that no matter how good intentioned it might be, it will adversely affect ALL marketers, even those that are doing their best to be nice about it.

    Its happened before. Someone screams about people pirating movies by breaking encryption, and now it becomes illegal to even try breaking encryption. Just as many movies are pirated as before, because the people pirating movies were already breaking the law. Breaking another one doesn't change anything. But a lot of otherwise honest citizens are now restricted in a new way.

    People scream about all the child porn. So what do the lawmakers do? They pass a law that doesn't only outlaw the possession of child porn (which I agree with), but also anything that APPEARS to be child porn, so loosely defined that a girl that LOOKS under 18 wearing a bikini is now defined as child porn. I believe this was overthrown or amended in the courts later, but the point stands.

    The DMA would rather make the effort to get the spammers into some type of compliant mode where the voting public is no longer outraged with them. Since I believe, as I'm sure they do, that this will not actually be all that successful, they at least want to make sure that they, and the companies they represent, can offer a clear cut, honest, consumer friendly way to market via email so that good intentioned, but unaware and misguided legislators don't do something silly like outlawing ALL marketing via email or passing laws that would make something as legitimate as signup mailing lists illegal. It COULD happen, and its better for all involved that the involvement of the government is minimal.

    -Restil

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    Play with my webcams and lights here
  77. How to kill a spammer humanely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doesn't that make you feel all pink and squishy inside?

    I have a pink and squishy Laura Crow voodoo doll. Its basically Laura Croft with lots of nails (pins were too small) through her spamabody.

  78. the telephone opt-out list works by Rebar · · Score: 1
    Only slightly off topic:

    I haven't had a credit card company or a long distance company (MCI was the worst) call me since I added my number to the DMA list.

    Really, direct marketers that use traditional methods (real mail, telephone) don't want to waste money on people who will not buy from them - it saves them money to use the DMA opt-out lists by increasing response rate - at least that's the theory. e-mail is essentially free, so no marketer has an incentive to use this new list, but the telephone one really works due to the cost of telemarketing.

    You can believe me or not; they don't call me anymore so I win whether you do or not :)

  79. First steps... by ZoneGray · · Score: 2

    I heard that the first step in their campaign was going to involve sending out e-mails announcing the initiative to every business in America.

  80. Should you have used the sarcasm tag? by L.+J.+Beauregard · · Score: 1
    Hopefully, this will influence other marketers toward more responsible use of e-mail.

    Maybe it's true what the Brits say about us Americans, that we tend to miss sarcasm. I can't imagine anyone's having written this whopper with a straight face, unless s/he was a stooge for the DMA, and yet it just doesn't have the proper ironic tone.

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  81. When *I* was a lad by WillWare · · Score: 2
    DMA to Control Spam by DMA Members


    Way back when, every PC had a DMA controller built right in! We could transfer spam to /dev/null at full bus bandwidth.

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    WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
  82. Uh-Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .....and the Pope shits in the woods.

  83. No, that sucks. by Erris · · Score: 2
    buy a "license" to spam, and renew it every year... something like $100/yr

    So for $100 buck a year every not clown company on earth can send an unlimited amount of garbage out to the world and cost everyone just as much as "I love you"? No thanks. How about a nice meat space analogy to explain things:

    Spam is like litter. Throwing a beer can out the window is not a big deal until everyone does it. Then you live in a world full of trash. It's oppresive, costly and wasteful. Someone has to spend their time picking it up rather than doing something creative or useful. The internet is every bit as public a place as the highway system. No one's rights are violated when you keep them from trashing the world and no one's rights are violated when you tell them they can't fill everyone's mailbox with garbage. They are just as free to put that trash on their web site as I am to sell manure or let people haul it away.

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    DMCA, Hollings, Palladium. What might have sounded like paranoia is now common sense.
  84. That's not a bug, it's a feature. by Erris · · Score: 2
    I mean, my wife gets e-mails telling her to enlarge her penis and I get e-mail telling me to enlarge my breasts....

    M$ Harvester intentionally mistakes gender to keep your clients ammused. This enables you to send mails that are actually read and ensures positive complience with your program. Our power users love it. We've gotten a number of complaints about this feature from other users however and we will fix that buffer overflow in Havester2002.

    Thanks for your interest! Keep using the M$ Spam Set, the only spam development sweet that's fully integrated with the operating system from your desk to your client's desks. Our helpful newsletter is atatched below and you have been added to our list.

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  85. RULE NUMBER ONE by Erik+Fish · · Score: 1

    Spammers lie.

    Anything the DMA states isn't worth reading because the organization has always been rabidly pro-spam and shows no signs of changing this position. If they want people to listen they need to start taking action instead of making up guidelines that are nothing more than an attempt at legitimizing spam as a practice while simultaneously discrediting their competition (spammers who aren't part of the DMA).

    You can be sure that this "self-regulation" will be as honest as that practiced by Trust-E and ICANN.

  86. DMA refuses to "get it" by e6003 · · Score: 1
    This latest proposal, along with all the others from the DMA, is worthless. Firstly it's based on opt-out principles which just cannot work (why: read this). Secondly, there's nothing about WHO can opt out. Recalling SafeEPS vs. E-MPS, the former allowed entire domains to opt-out but the latter, promoted by the DMA themselves, did not allow for this. Many small domains have their mail exchangers set up to route all mail to "unknown" users to say, the postmaster and one can have an infinite number of unknown users.

    Of course the DMA has one very good reason to continually promote opt-out: they fear that if they moved to opt-in that no-one would opt-in and they will go out of business (well, that's just too bad - no-one should be forced to read adverts they don't want). We can also note that Empire Towers, SAMCO, Alan Ralsky and all the other spammer scum listed at The Register of Known Spam Operations are of course members of the DMA and will follow its guidelines in full. Not.

  87. spam content by ComaVN · · Score: 1

    Here's a quick breakdown of the spam I receive:
    75% is in a character set or language I can't read. (I filter anything *.tw, that takes out a lot of those)
    10% promises to enhance my sexual performance
    5% asks me to look at their bestiality or incest pics
    5% is "really not a pyramid or chain letter scheme" to make money fast.
    5% says I HAVE WON!!!! something, where I usually can't figure out WHAT I've actually won. (usually it's an amazing opportunity)
    &lt1% is for products I might actually use in this lifetime.

    I don't know who of the above the DMA represents, but I don't think they have a large influence on the crap in my inbox.

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    Be wary of any facts that confirm your opinion.
  88. Why don't we fight spam like we fight litter? by zbuffered · · Score: 1

    There are many possible solutions to spam, and it irks me to no end that I can't stop it. I can change my e-mail address, but the same way that spammers the world over have my address, friends, relatives, and legitimate companies have and use that address. I estimate that it would take me at least 6 months to find all these people and tell them of my new address. Meanwhile, I can't abandon the old address.

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    Synergy is your friend
  89. yeah, right, how the DMA protects you... by swschrad · · Score: 2, Insightful

    here's how the DMA protects you today. A link in the local newspaper jumps me to the DMA website, www.the-dma.org, with the big white box on the left to opt out of unwanted solicitations. the resultant page has internal links to click to opt out of (a) direct mail, (b) telemarketing, (c) spam. all three links go to a 404 page that says "We're sorry, this feature is currently unavailiable."

    yessir, the DMA is shit hot for our privacy.

    why not jump over to the FTC, http://www.ftc.gov/bcp/conline/edcams/donotcall/in dex.htm, instead and file a comment on the Proposed Rule to put the government into whack-a-mole mode on telemarketers. that's the best game in town today.

    if the FTC link is munged up, and I see a space in preview inside the word INDEX, just hit www.ftc.gov and click likely-looking boxes twice to get there.

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    if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
  90. Spam Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Testing to see if robots crawl Slashdot.
    2wxa-bx5n@dea.spamcon.org --- Disposable email address, all email sent is flagged as spam and brought to my attention :D