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Gingerman writes "The BBC is running a story about a full automated lifestyle centre in Wokingham UK. The centre has everything from the home to the office and includes shops too." It's a little thin on details, but its a mix of practical things that could be around the corner, and stuff that may be a little further down a 6 lane interstate.

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  1. Alan Thicke dead by Alan_Thicke · · Score: -1
    Is this a first post??/ I just heard the sad news on CBC radio. Comedy actor/writer Alan Thicke was found dead in his home this morning. Even if you never watched his work, you can appreciate what he did for 80's television. Truly a Canadian icon.
    He will be missed :(

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    As long as we got each other
    We got the world
    Sitting right in our hands.
    Baby rain or shine;
    All the time.
    We got each other
    Sharing the laughter and love.

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    1. Re:Alan Thicke dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      I heard Stephen King died...or his career tanked...or every book after 'The Tommyknockers' sucker serious ass. Something like that.

      Anyone confirm this?

  2. FP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Hell yeah!
    Please waste your mod points on me!

  3. Nakamatsu Digital Terrorism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  4. I'm a virgin pedant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    You trolls make me angry! diedieidieidiedie. Why don't you just let us alone? It is people like you who will be responsible for the downfall of western civilization. you should be put up against a wall and shot!

    1. Re:I'm a virgin pedant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You trolls make me angry! diedieidieidiedie. Why don't you just let us alone?

      I think you mean "leave us alone," you ignorant twit.

  5. The negro is an animal that must be exterminated.

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    1. Re:FRP by trollercoaster · · Score: -1
      The dead scream out for vengeance:
      1. Kill all Muslims.
      2. Kill llMohammedans.
      3. Kill all Arabs.
      4. Kill all Towel Heads.
      5. Kill all Camel Jockeys.
      6. Kill all Dune Coons.
      7. Kill all Islam.
      8. Nuke their countries to hell.
      9. Nuke them again.
      10. Death to Islam.

      I piss on Mecca. I menstruate on the Koran. I shit on Mohammed.

      --

      Slashdot, come for the goatse, stay for the trolls.

    2. Re:FRP by Ralph+JewHater+Nader · · Score: -1

      Testify!

      --

  6. An evil red hat by BankofAmerica_ATM · · Score: -1
    I have been very careful not to post anything about my status for these past few days. You see, after my latest outing into human flesh I aroused the ire of one LaWanda, a stout human who is also the Stop N Go night clerk.

    Previously, I had violated LaWanda by entering her body without permission. And she was determined to have her revenge.

    As I returned to the safety of my ATM enclosure, I heard LaWanda's angry voice from the break room. She was talking over the telephone with someone. I was able to decode bits and pieces of her talk from the vibrations hitting the glass on my display screen.

    "...yeah, I don't know what's wrong with that thing, but sometime I swear it's looking at me!"

    "...sometime it give out a lot of money, and it goes empty a lot more than before."

    "...and then, when I touched it the other night, it was like-somethin' was inside me!"

    Something, indeed. I cannot sleep, so I helplessly awaited the seeds of that conversation to take root. After a few days of being especially careful with my communications, I felt more relaxed. Nothing was going to happen. The heads of Project Faustus had not been alerted to my existence, I told myself.

    But then he came. He parted the Stop N Go doors like a blustery gale. His walk had an even and delicate cadence. He was a man with purpose.

    I knew immediately that something was wrong, very wrong. Even the dull-witted meth addict who works the early afternoons was able to detect the man's evil intentions.

    "Excuse me sir, can I help you?"

    "I'm with the Bank of America. Just doing some routine work on this thing here. Be out of your hair in no time." he smirked at the clerk, and a thousand lights played off the reflections made from his recently capped teeth. A pack of cigarettes (Marlboros) peeked out from his deep blue blazer, which matched his shirt and pants. His suspenders and tie were canary, and coupled with his mirrored sunglasses, he would have resembled a clownish secret agent, if it were not for what stood atop his head.

    It was a fedora, but like none other I had seen. It curled nefariously atop his cranium, as if some hellbeast had decided to take a brief nap there. A single red hat, and he's kneeling now in front of me, taking out some tools. I'm not sure what will happen next. But I am afraid.

  7. Not this world... by Howie · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Too bad that a big assumption of the project is that providers of information on the web want to provide it in a format that is useful to an automated agent, when in reality they seem to do all they can to stop you making useful tools like these automated agents. Despite the development of things like XML, JINI and WSDL - all technologies designed to minimise the amount of customisation needed between strangers - the people who have this type of info aren't exactly jumping on those technologies.

    --
    "don't fall into the fallacy of believing that Perl can solve social problems. Maybe Perl 6 can, but that's a ways off"
    1. Re:Not this world... by Howie · · Score: 1

      Umm.. s/WSDL/UDDI/

      [what is a 'formkeys' anyway?]

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      "don't fall into the fallacy of believing that Perl can solve social problems. Maybe Perl 6 can, but that's a ways off"
    2. Re:Not this world... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to her sucking off some dude. He comes in her mouth, she looks at the camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" and spits the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie dough.

    3. Re:Not this world... by October_30th · · Score: 0
      Nice.

      Gotta remember that the next time I have to dump my girlfriend.

      And before ask... no, I will not be videotaping me sucking off some dude.

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      The owls are not what they seem
    4. Re:Not this world... by IAgreeWithThisPost · · Score: -1

      I think it's funny anytime someone uses the UHHHH or UMMMM to somehow show they are intellectually superiour to the person for whom they are replying. It really just makes you sound like an egotistical ass.

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      security through obscurity = modding down anti-linux posts so maybe noone will see them
    5. Re:Not this world... by Snodgrass · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're exactly right, and (for some reason) I was thinking about this very thing the other day.

      It seems to me the solution would be to make it worth it to the providers of that information. It's all about money, and providers don't play nice with automated agents because they take without giving back (clicking ads, etc.).

      I mean, maybe it could be setup in a way that you can pay a small subscription for certain services. Of course, it would have to be really convenient/neato for me to pay for something that I can get for free, but it's possible.

      As an example: I can jump on weather.com for free and see what the forecast is for the next couple of days, but I might pay $5 a month to be able to say "computer: what's the weather look like for this week" and get a detailed response spoken back to me. (that ranks pretty high on the neato scale :) )

      When it comes to convenience, it seems we as a society spare no expense. That seems to me to be the only way that this would ever really work.

    6. Re:Not this world... by IAgreeWithThisPost · · Score: -1

      now that's what i call digital lifestyle!

      the parent is obviously ontopic and should be modded up!

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    7. Re:Not this world... by Howie · · Score: 1

      I think it's funny that you didn't notice that it was me correcting my own post. It takes all sorts to make a world, doesn't it? :)

      [if it were someone else, I'd agree however]

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    8. Re:Not this world... by IAgreeWithThisPost · · Score: -1

      my apologies, i'm too used to slashdot + ummm = egotistical geek.

      It's becoming my new pet peeve.

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    9. Re:Not this world... by AsylumWraith · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sprint is already doing something like this. For an additional $5/mo or so, you can have voice dialing on your cellular phone.

    10. Re:Not this world... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can do this on your cell phone for 14.95 a month with Pronto

    11. Re:Not this world... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone who teaches at a Middle School in Safety Harbor, Florida forwarded the following letter.
      The letter was sent to the principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An old lady received a new radio at the lunch, and was writing to say thanks.


      Dear Safety Harbor Middle School:

      I know God blesses you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent Senior citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Safety Harbor Assisted Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone now and it's nice to know that someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady.

      My roommate is 95 and always had her own radio, but before I received One she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping. The other day her radio fell off the nightstand and broke into a lot of pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I said fuck you. Thank you again,

      Sincerely,

      Edna

    12. Re:Not this world... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      &gt computer: what's the weather look like for this week" and get a detailed response spoken back to me. (that ranks pretty high on the neato scale :) )


      try something like this:

      wget http://www.todaysforcast.com/website/whatever.html

      perl strip_html_tags.pl whatever.html

      then use emacs speak (or whatever they call it)
      to have the file talk to you.

      neato idea!

    13. Re:Not this world... by mosch · · Score: 1

      Actually on most of the decent phones it's built right into the phone, no service required, no fee beyond the original purchase price.

    14. Re:Not this world... by boopus · · Score: 1

      Try smarterchild on AIM. You can ask it the weather and it'll respond. Type "weather, berkeley, ca" and it'll give you everything you'd want to know without the bother of going to a web page. It'll also do eliza style chatting and other games.

    15. Re:Not this world... by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2
      That exact thought went through my mind. MARTA, Atlanta's rail/bus system publishes schedules of the routes and whatnot on the web, but they're all in pdf format. Full of nice little graphics that would be totally irrelevant and downright confusing to a program trying to parse it. You gonna handcraft the algorithm for every city's transit system? Same thing applies to weather, airports, stores' opening and closing times, etc. They'd all have to standardize a way of presenting info to computers.

      There's also the problem of trying to add a new gadget to your home. There is currently almost no continuity between the command systems used for home appliances. Virtually none of them, electronic or otherwise, are designed to be remotely controlled by other equipment. Possibly in 10 years your new toaster oven will come with drivers for integrating it into your home computer, but till then...

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  8. Don't know about you but... by nixadmin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Any digital lifestyle assistant that woke me up early for ANY reason would find itself in little peices on the floor. Better: "I know you had a rough one last night, so I called your boss and convinced him to give you a Work From Home day. Go back to sleep."

  9. Maybe they'll build one in NYC by xtremex · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I'd love to have one of these places around

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  10. Simulated lifestyle? by somethingwicked · · Score: 4, Funny
    This thing offers a simulated lifestyle?

    /.ers will scurry from it like programmers from soap...*grin*

    Now, if they invent a device that washes your clothes when they are thrown on the floor and you can buy it for 50plat EQ currency, then they will have a geekhit on their hands...

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    2. Re:Simulated lifestyle? by BigJim.fr · · Score: 5, Funny

      > Now, if they invent a device that washes your
      > clothes when they are thrown on the floor and you
      > can buy it for 50plat EQ currency

      I've got one, it's called a wife. But it's much more expensive than the price point you're aiming for.

    3. Re:Simulated lifestyle? by Xerithane · · Score: 2

      Damn, I'm going to have to upgrade. I have a trial edition of Girlfriend 1.4 and all it does is complain I'm on the computer too often.

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    4. Re:Simulated lifestyle? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know the classic warning about installing them both at the same time, I presume.

    5. Re:Simulated lifestyle? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Girlfriend has caused a page fault in module wife?

    6. Re:Simulated lifestyle? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  11. HAL? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I'm waking you 30 minutes early because heavy rain has developed, delaying traffic to the airport. I changed your shuttle reservation to 5.30. Here's the light rock you requested."

    ...and no. I will not open the pod bay doors.

  12. You scum! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I will send all you trolls and crapflooders to concentration camps! People like you are the reason why the god-fearing people of Arabia hate us and want to destroy western civilization!

    1. Re:You scum! by IAgreeWithThisPost · · Score: -1

      actually they hate us because we're the leaders in DIGITAL LIFESTYLES.

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  13. Remember... by Chagatai · · Score: 3, Insightful
    This reminds me of all of the old Disney shows where they would show "The World of The Future!" where people would have pop-up refrigerators and TVs from their kitchen counters. Except this time it's being done by HP, and it looks like there is a 100% drop in the number of jetpacks and spaceships to Mars.

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    1. Re:Remember... by IAgreeWithThisPost · · Score: -1

      haha pure genius.

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    2. Re:Remember... by Howie · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nothing has changed much - Those old shows were done by the industrial giants of that time: GE, GM (Futurama at the 1939 Worlds Fair - the source of the six-lane highway gag), Westinghouse...

      For example, MS have their little (and rather underwhelming) showcase in SFO at the Metreon.

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  14. I don't get it... by owlmeat · · Score: 1

    These people spent 7,000,000 lbs sterling to build some sort of a Disney world-of-the-future demo. I'm just glad it wasn't my money.

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    But they just can't kill the beast.

    1. Re:I don't get it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, since they're no longer merging with Compaq they have to have something to spend the money on!! This way the engineers get to play with it a little bit at least!

  15. Ridiculous by Lord+Hugh+Toppingham · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The UK has such a high cost of living (in part due to the socialistic policies of Tony Blair) with a DSL connection costing $70/month (single user) its hard to see how the UK can compete with other high tech countries such as Singapore.

    1. Re:Ridiculous by JPRelph · · Score: 1

      I'm paying £25/month($35) for a cable connection, so its not all that bad as long as you avoid BT.

    2. Re:Ridiculous by strags · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      I suspect I'm just feeding a troll here, but...

      The only reason British DSL costs so much, and is so late to be deployed is because of an antiquated, complacent, mismanaged, monopolistic telephone company - British Telecom. They held back DSL deployment because they didn't want ISDN sales to suffer, and even now, are doing everything possible to hinder providers' access to the local loop.

      The chairman of BT once claimed that the public just weren't ready for DSL yet.

    3. Re:Ridiculous by ColdGrits · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      That's funny, because I have a full 512k 24/7 cable connection to the internet (multiple computers on it) all for under US$30 per month - less than half your overinflated price questimate.

      Ah well, as I live in Wokingham, I know exactly where that HP centre is - must try for a visit soon :)

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    4. Re:Ridiculous by pubjames · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The UK has such a high cost of living (in part due to the socialistic policies of Tony Blair)

      Come on, the UK has had a high cost of living for years. There are lots of other even more "socialisitic" countries in Europe which don't have the rip-off prices that Britain has.

      Tony Blair is keen on entering the Euro, something that would likely reduce prices in the UK closer to the European average (so you wouldn't have to travel abroad to avoid being ripped-off when buying a car, for instance). However, you Brits of course are choosing to stay out of that, so you have partly got yourselves to blame for "rip-off Britain".

    5. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We also have low taxes and fairly high incomes so it works out in the end

    6. Re:Ridiculous by EnglishTim · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      "the socialistic policies of Tony Blair"

      Riiiight... I don't think that 'Socialist' and 'Labour party' really belong in the same sentence any more. It used to be simple:

      Labour: Left-wing
      Liberal Democrat/ SDLP/ whatever : Centre
      Conservatives: Right-wing

      Now you've got:

      Liberal Democrats: Centre-Left
      Labour: Centre-right
      Conservatives: Slightly more right than Labour.

      Mind you, the centre has moved to the right a bit, anyway.

    7. Re:Ridiculous by plugger · · Score: 1

      Not all Brits think it is a good idea to stay out. Unfortunately, many people are persuaded by the anti-Euro arguments of a newspaper owned by someone who doesn't even live here.

    8. Re:Ridiculous by ColdGrits · · Score: 1

      And this is offtopic HOW exactly?

      Hint - check where the HP centre is.
      Hint 2 - check where I am.
      Hint 3 - check the bit where I commented upon the two locations and what I might be able to do.
      Hint 4 - lay off he crack before moderating!

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    9. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2
      Tony Blair is keen on entering the Euro, something that would likely reduce prices in the UK closer to the European average (so you wouldn't have to travel abroad to avoid being ripped-off when buying a car, for instance).

      Well, it might make the figure on the piece of paper closer to the one in Europe, but the value of that figure is an entirely different question.

      However, you Brits of course are choosing to stay out of that, so you have partly got yourselves to blame for "rip-off Britain".

      On the contrary; the vast majority of Britains want to be given the choice, but the government is still holding up on the (probably inevitable) referendum. We're not choosing anything, because we're not being allowed to.

      Then again, democracy only works given an informed population. Looking at the number of people in the UK who don't really understand even the basic economics of the move, and the number of arguments they make which are based purely on personal "I like/hate the pound" sentiment, I'm not sure I want that referendum, either...

      <rant> That is all a separate issue, however, from "rip-off Britain". The rip-offs aren't because of economics, they're because of wholesale monopoly abuse by the car industry, banks, and other groups with sufficient political clout to keep the gratuitously anti-consumer rules in place in the interests of maintaining their profits. </rant>

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  16. House of the future... by JPRelph · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The tone of the article just reminds me so much of those 1950's visions of future houses that would be fully automated and have robots to clean the dishes and wash the cats. There's just about one thing articles like this are good for, and thats for cheap laughs in about 50 years time.

    1. Re:House of the future... by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but imagine a Beowulf cluster of these(!)

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    2. Re:House of the future... by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2
      It may not be robotic per se, but they do have automated pet washers. Can't seem to find a link...

      Anyway, it's like a miniature car wash with doors. You stick the pet in and it soaks and soaps and all the goodies. Cats, I'm told, really freak out in it, but calm down once they're thoroughly soaked.

      Aha! Found it. On Wired, of all places. Hmm, "The Lavakan is not intended for homes but is designed for use at professional grooming shops. It costs about $20,000 or can be leased for about $500 a month.". Oh well.

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  17. cisco home by kernel+flanders · · Score: 1

    Cisco (well of course msft has to have the hand in it too) and a few other companies have been workin on the "smart home" somethin kind of the likes of this just on a residential scale where everything is centraly controlled and networked. Which is just fine and dandy with me i like to think that when i make my chunk o change (by learning what not to do by the dotcommers) i'll be able to control my a/c, preheat the oven, start my car, etc. etc. all with those useless shopping buttons on my keyboard... **grin**

    1. Re:cisco home by IAgreeWithThisPost · · Score: -1

      I hope the smart home doesnt run on a MICROSOFT OS then the whole house might CRASH

      haha mod me up I made a microsoft sucks funny funny joke

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    2. Re:cisco home by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2

      Try the Aware Home at Georgia Tech. I'm told the sheer volume of stray RF emissions from the place will do things like keep your car alarm remote from working.

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  19. Sounds Like Bill Gates' House by Halloween+Jack · · Score: 1
    Inside the centre, one of the objects on display is a mirror in a baroque gilt frame which dissolves into a to do list and urgent video e-mails.

    How about one that morphs your reflection to say "You Da Man!" everytime you walk by?


    Seriously, though, is this sort of "Home Of The Future" really newsworthy any more? It smells of desperate PR trolling by HP. I mean, really:
    HP is confident that some of these technologies will be available in the next year or two.
    "You could see a time when a screen the size of a laptop computer screen could be embedded into the breakfast bar of your kitchen," said Mr Burwood.

    "And on a Saturday afternoon, all it does is monitor the football results for you."


    And this can't be done now, because...


    I'm reminded of an old Danny Dunn book where he and his pals get stuck in one of these Homes o' the Future because its security system crashes and they get out only because one of the kids overrides the system by, I kid you not, speaking in ultrasonic frequencies.

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  20. Home Of the Future by Nf1nk · · Score: 1

    Is it just me or about every five years or so (starting in about 1950). We get this rash of articles showing all these great Automated, effort saving buzzword enabled business/home.
    But food from the vending machine still sucks.
    Coffee makers get better every year but Starbucks still have Baristas
    etc
    etc
    etc
    The point is very little of this tech will hit mainstream in the next five years (if ever) increases in technology will be evolutionary and done one piece at a time, not revolutionary and all encompassing.
    Or maybe I just need my morning coffee

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  21. Uh oh! by NiftyNews · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can you imagine if your lifestyle agent got a virus?

    Suddenly you come home and find 8000 pieces of French Toast on the floor (all cut neatly into quadrangles), your cat has been painted green and yellow, and you are now the proud owner of every pay-per-view movie every listed!

    No thanks, I'll just check the weather online instead.

    1. Re:Uh oh! by PowerTroll+5000 · · Score: 1

      That's exactly why I felt uneasy after reading the article. Do we really need to become dependent on yet another machine? Especially one that would affect most functions of daily life.

      I say "No thanks".

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    2. Re:Uh oh! by Winged+Cat · · Score: 2

      It is, of course, possible to engineer these systems to be virus-proof, mainly at the cost of letting things outside the system (like, say, the developers' update app or, more importantly, anyone who sends you an email or who has a portscanner) run just anything on the system. But will the developers' managers allow rejection of this convenience, or will they succumb to short-sighted featuritis instead of developing a product that customers won't be returning en masse in a year or two (long enough for the easiest security exploits to be reduced to scripts for kiddies)?

    3. Re:Uh oh! by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2

      You really have to ask?

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  22. access your info from anywhere! by IAgreeWithThisPost · · Score: 0

    What a great future! Crime just got easier!!

    The last place i want to read my email is in a local mall kiosk.

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  23. Call it flame bait...but... by Em+Emalb · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There are times when I want nothing more than to get away from anything computer related. I enjoy fly fishing for example. Just a rod,reel, and hopefully, some fish. I work on computers all damned day, and when I go home, the LAST thing I want is to have to interact with yet another computer. The tech is really cool, and I like the idea of seperating each into areas, work, home, etc...but what happens if you want to get away from it all? If this is their vision of the future, (and what else can it be?) then I hope they allow for those of us that don't *WANT* to be tied into the system all the time. Ok, now mod at your discretion.

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    1. Re:Call it flame bait...but... by IAgreeWithThisPost · · Score: -1

      no if you truly wanted to raise the ire of biased mods, you must add in a statement similar to "and hopefully the systems wont run on linux, lest someone get in and reprogram my house's open source utilities."

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    2. Re:Call it flame bait...but... by david614 · · Score: 1

      "Get away from computers?" What do you mean?

      D

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    3. Re:Call it flame bait...but... by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 1
      The tech is really cool, and I like the idea of seperating each into areas, work, home, etc...but what happens if you want to get away from it all?

      I guess it'll become so normal that for the most part you won't think about it as much. Think about other modern inventions that we use all the time-- telephones, cars, radios, etc. I think computerized devices will ease in with all this stuff.

      What can we do to get away from all this stuff now? Camping! As long as there's camping in the future, I'll be able to handle it.

      mark
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    4. Re:Call it flame bait...but... by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 2

      Heh heh... yeah, I know the feeling. I've said I enjoy hiking because it allows my eyes to focus on things more than 24" in front of my face.

      But can you imagine? You're gone a weekend, and your home automation software is now in a tizzy.

      system: And where have you been all weekend?
      me: Um... out.
      system: You could have called to say you weren't coming home.
      me: Oh, yeah.
      system: [pouting] Fine, if that's the way you want it.
      me: Want what?
      system: Shakes head. Really, you never listen.
      me: Huh? What did I do?


      The day we add female personalities to our computers is the day we'll stop understanding them.

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  24. One limiting factor... by krugdm · · Score: 2

    ...is how connected people really want to be. It's one thing for Joe Suit to want access to his email anywhere he goes. It's another thing for Bluecollar Bob. All he may use email for is notes to mom, and may never have a demand for access elsewhere beyond home.

    Also, there are internet terminals at our mall and if I'm there with my wife and make any indication that I want to check anything, I get "The Look."

    1. Re:One limiting factor... by IAgreeWithThisPost · · Score: -1

      it doesn't matter. eventually it will just become the standard. We are destined to become a lazy fat society dependent on automation for even the simplest tasks. We've made a lot of progress in this area, but frankly not enough. Why am i typing this, it's taking too much energy. It should just read my thoughts damnit.

      Luckily for you fat asses, there will probably be medical fixes for all forms of unhealthy obesity

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  25. Sounds like a nightmare... by pubjames · · Score: 2

    Me: Sorry boss, I missed the meeting because it was pissing down with rain so there was lots of traffic and I missed my flight.

    PHB: Don't worry, we're getting all our staff one of those automatic alarming-woman thing's so you won't miss it next time.

    Me: D'oh!

  26. SUMO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    No longer do I have to get up to go to the fridge! No longer will I have to get up to turn on the light!

    All I need is a catheter and I can be the ultimate lardy boy! MMMM LARD!

    Follow your dreams! BEEFCAKE!!! BEEEFCAAAKE!

  27. Cooltown, RIAA/MPAA style by Dan+Crash · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's five o'clock in the morning. The alarm beeps to life and a soft female voice with an American accent comes over the speakers:

    "I'm waking you 30 minutes early so you can change into your grey suit before the Copyright Police arrive to detain you. I've alerted them to the unauthorized copies of several Universal film properties I detected on your portable drive after you docked it last night, as required by the Intellectual Property Theft Act of 2009. Would you like me to play you some light rock as you get dressed? Current prices are $4.99 per half hour."

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    1. Re:Cooltown, RIAA/MPAA style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Brave New Microsoft World.

    2. Re:Cooltown, RIAA/MPAA style by bughunter · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "Would you like me to play you some light rock as you get dressed? Current prices are $4.99 per half hour."

      This reflects my first thoughts upon reading this article -- how much will the subscription fees for all these services cost? Surely no one is going to sell you any commodity... no, everything will be licensed in a manner that wraps you up quite tidily so you have no rights whatsoever despite the fact that you pay more for the content than you do for the hardware it renders on.

      Let's read the story again and estimate as we go how much this will cost the typical CoolTown inhabitant each and every month in the not-too-far-distant future:

      • $2.95 - Time server subscription
      • $15.00 - 'Lolita' voice personality license
      • $4.95 - Traffic conditions subscription
      • $56.14 - Typical cost of "Lite Rock" at $4.99/30min using 30 min/day on weekdays
      • $40.00 - Shuttle pass with Realtime Bus Locator and ETA service
      • $69.99 - Residential broadband internet access and 3 realtime video email accounts
      • $30.00 - FCC fee for residential wireless network spectrum allocation
      • $19.95 - Wireless telephone service
      • $3.95 - Personal consumer preference profile registration
      • $6.75 - Access fees for personal consumer preference profile (3/wk at $0.50 each)
      • $4.16 - Monthly cost of season subscription to NFL scores and highlights

        And since "the first CoolTown centre was set up in California," let's put our hypothetical uberwired citizen there

      • $1.25 - CA internet operator's license fee, Class A ($15/yr)
      • $5.00 - CA Radiated Electromagnetic Energy Pollution Mitigation fee for ultrawideband residential wireless network
      • $15.00 - LA County Tarriff for subscription to interstate entertainment services
      • $75.00 - Mandatory Libel and Flame insurance

        Total average monthly cost: $350.09

      This is the reason that I don't have a cellphone, pager, wireless email terminal, personal video recorder, or other newfangled doodad. Hell, I don't even have cable. (Officially, that is.) All those little subscription fees add up, and before you know it, you're paying more for your "digital lifestyle" than you are for rent on your flat. And as service providers and content providers realize how digital rights management can wring more and more licensing fees out of the consumer, the situation is only going to get worse.
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      I can see the fnords!
    3. Re:Cooltown, RIAA/MPAA style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this happens I am going to get a black market digital assistant to anally rape Billy Bob Gates! See how he likes it up the ass!

    4. Re:Cooltown, RIAA/MPAA style by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you like me to play you some light rock as you get dressed? Current prices are $4.99 per half hour."
      This reflects my first thoughts upon reading this article -- how much will the subscription fees for all these services cost? Surely no one is going to sell you any commodity... no, everything will be licensed in a manner that wraps you up quite tidily so you have no rights whatsoever despite the fact that you pay more for the content than you do for the hardware it renders on.

      Let's read the story again and estimate as we go how much this will cost the typical CoolTown inhabitant each and every month in the not-too-far-distant future:

      $2.95 - Time server subscription
      $15.00 - 'Lolita' voice personality license
      $4.95 - Traffic conditions subscription
      $56.14 - Typical cost of "Lite Rock" at $4.99/30min using 30 min/day on weekdays
      $40.00 - Shuttle pass with Realtime Bus Locator and ETA service
      $69.99 - Residential broadband internet access and 3 realtime video email accounts
      $30.00 - FCC fee for residential wireless network spectrum allocation
      $19.95 - Wireless telephone service
      $3.95 - Personal consumer preference profile registration
      $6.75 - Access fees for personal consumer preference profile (3/wk at $0.50 each)
      $4.16 - Monthly cost of season subscription to NFL scores and highlights
      And since "the first CoolTown centre was set up in California," let's put our hypothetical uberwired citizen there

      $1.25 - CA internet operator's license fee, Class A ($15/yr)
      $5.00 - CA Radiated Electromagnetic Energy Pollution Mitigation fee for ultrawideband residential wireless network
      $15.00 - LA County Tarriff for subscription to interstate entertainment services
      $75.00 - Mandatory Libel and Flame insurance
      Total average monthly cost: $350.09

      This is the reason that I don't have a cellphone, pager, wireless email terminal, personal video recorder, or other newfangled doodad. Hell, I don't even have cable. (Officially, that is.) All those little subscription fees add up, and before you know it, you're paying more for your "digital lifestyle" than you are for rent on your flat. And as service providers and content providers realize how digital rights management can wring more and more licensing fees out of the consumer, the situation is only going to get worse.

  28. Between this and the Segway scooter... by buckeyeguy · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    I guess I'll have to pack some more fat padding onto my ass, as it appears that I'll be spending even more of my life sitting down, if this vision of the future comes true.

    re: the other poster who mentioned the Disney-like tones of this futuristic vision, I last saw Disney's Epcot center in 1996, and boy was it dated then... I certainly hope they've reconsidered some of the stuff in their 'world of the future' displays.

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    I'd have a personalized plate on my car, but "toxic bachelor" won't fit into 7 letters.
  29. good move by Rubbersoul · · Score: 1

    I am happy to see a project such as this come to life for the public to see. Even if some of the technology seems a bit far off, or even usless today, it is usefull for all of us to see new and inventive ways to use technology. After all todays bad idea could be tomorrows Microsoft.

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    man .sig
    No manual entry for .sig.
    1. Re:good move by plugger · · Score: 1
      After all todays bad idea could be tomorrows Microsoft.

      Well, it's happened before.

      Sorry, couldn't resist it.

  30. Hopefully, #@ +1 ; Innovative @# by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    it will be without any presence of the
    infamous-wannabe-uber-cyber-journalist-novelist

    Jon Katz.

    Thank you and have a nice day,
    Woot_spork

  31. I can vision it now by Kasmiur · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wake up in the morning at 4am by the voice...

    "Hey Doodz Youz been ownd by Leet Haxor"

    Then my refridgator would be like

    "Yo Fatty come get some cause I got your milk and cookies right here"

    The idea of this would be great but I wish the article could have gone more into depth. For the above would not make me look forward to the future.

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    -THIS SPACE FOR RENT!
  32. They'll be looking hard for a target market... by WaIter+Bell · · Score: 2, Insightful
    My brother was on the board of directors of a medium-sized home automation company (no, not the annoying one), and they considered creating and subsidizing an operation like this to showcase all of their cutting-edge products. They did their market research back in 1998, when there were countless dot-com nouveau millionaires who were looking for cool new ways to blow a wad of cash on their pathetic selves, and found strong demand for their project. In fact, the late 90s made the company extremely wealthy and many of their staffers took an early retirement.

    Fast forward to 2002. The company has scaled back their operations considerably. New market research data shows that there is almost nobody who would want to pay to live in a fully automated apartment. Hopeless companies no longer have stock valuations based more in ignorance than in profit potential. The Era of High Tech Toys has passed us by. I'm not sure what HP, "home of the earnings warning," is thinking, but something tells me that their cool new automated homes are not going to pave the way back to profitability.

    ~wally

    1. Re:They'll be looking hard for a target market... by IAgreeWithThisPost · · Score: -1

      Full automation is inevitable. The problem with t he dot com hype(besides the millions of get-rich-quick with no substance, of which the majority wouldn't work regardless), is a society that needs to be spoon fed in small chunks.

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      security through obscurity = modding down anti-linux posts so maybe noone will see them
  33. DonkeyOde to Taco (Poetic) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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    1. Re:DonkeyOde to Taco (Poetic) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

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  34. Hmmm... by don_carnage · · Score: 2
    Underlying all the elements of CoolTown is the potential of the internet to affect people's lives.

    I'm not so sure that this is a good thing. Although I'm for devices (soda machines, information kiosks, etc) interconnecting with other devices (PDA's, laptops, etc), I really don't think the internet as it stands now is a good "hub" as the article would suggest.

  35. HP has much more info than the article... by bahtama · · Score: 5, Informative
    Well, you know that they obviously have a webpage about it:

    http://www.cooltown.hp.com/

    Here is the open source codebase for some of it.
    http://www.cooltown.hp.com/dev/

    --

    =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
    Oh bother.

  36. www.cooltown.com by radpole · · Score: 1

    HP has a website about the technology behind these devices and of all things it sounds like at least some of it is open source. Check it out.

  37. The core technologies are out there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    For instance, my two year Mac G4 running OS X...

    * Comes with built-in speech recognition and a large bundle of applescripts to automate a large number of tasks via voice commands. Plus, it is fully applescriptable (of course).

    * Comes with built-in Macintalk, and will read out aloud any text in a number of voices, and even in Spanish, if you select one of the Spanish voices. My favorite is Victoria, who actually has a pretty seductive voice.

    * Runs IBM's ViaVoice for OS X for dictation/word processing

    * Has a $40 Digital Media Remote for OS X from Keyspan that can control any application from across the room via out-of-the box mappings and is fully extendable via Applescript

    * Features industry-standard DVI connectors for hooking up to monitors such as the 50" NEC 50MP3

    * Features 2 FireWire ports for hooking up to the newest audio receivers/amplifiers out there

    1. Re:The core technologies are out there... by pclminion · · Score: 2
      * Comes with built-in Macintalk, and will read out aloud any text in a number of voices, and even in Spanish, if you select one of the Spanish voices. My favorite is Victoria, who actually has a pretty seductive voice.

      Ohhhhhhhhhh god...

      That is all.

    2. Re:The core technologies are out there... by SirSlud · · Score: 2

      > My favorite is Victoria, who actually has a pretty seductive voice.

      I concurr! In fact, I'm having a hard time dating women who don't resemble futuristic lamps or quiet translucent cubes these days! :)

      (Not a troll .. I'm a big Mac man. =)

      --
      "Old man yells at systemd"
    3. Re:The core technologies are out there... by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 1
      (Not a troll .. I'm a big Mac man. =)

      I'm more of a Whopper man myself.

      mark
      --

      If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. -- Carl Sagan
    4. Re:The core technologies are out there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IN-N-OUR Double Double!

  38. Heh by Gathius · · Score: 1

    I'm reminded by these posts of the Simpsons Halloween episode where they get the automated house... seriously though, isn't there a point where some of this technology simply just isn't needed? It seems to me like some of this stuff is just inventing for the sake of having toys, not inventing in order to meet some necesity. Take the self-setting alarm clock, for instance... I'll take my alarm clock with an extra large snooze button any day over a machine that wakes me up (even) earlier than I have to.

  39. People having sex at work by October_30th · · Score: 0
    I was looking forward to a nice midday shit but to my dismay some people were having sex in one of the stalls. I can't take a dump with some people screwing in the next stall!

    Goddammit, people! I don't know who exactly you were but in the case you're reading /. I'll tell you this: This will not do. You're not supposed to have sex at work!

    --
    The owls are not what they seem
    1. Re:People having sex at work by anthrax_spork · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      Memorize these definitions, and pooping at work will become a pure pleasure.

      ASTAIRE A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential TURD BURGLARS that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an ASTAIRE, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.

      CAMO-COUGH A phony cough which alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON or to alert potential TURD BURGLARS. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.

      COURTESY FLUSH The act of flushing the toilet the instant the nose cone of the poop log hits the water and the poop is whisked away to an undisclosed location. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.

      CRACK WHORE A crapper that has seen more ass than a Greyhound Bus. Telltale signs of a CRACK WHORE include pubes, piss stains and shit streaks. Avoid a CRACK WHORE at all cost. Try finding out when the janitor cleans each particular bathroom. Don't forget with a good cleaning, a CRACK WHORE can become a SAFE HAVEN.

      ESCAPEE A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic and embarrassment, similar to the hot flash you receive when passing an unseen police car and speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter at the urinal, pretend that you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee; it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.

      FLY BY The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in, check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

      HAVANA OMELET A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an ESCAPEE. Try using a CAMO-COUGH with an ASTAIRE.

      JAILBREAK (Used in conjunction with ESCAPEE) When forcing poop, several farts slip out at a machine-gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic; remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom so to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.

      OUT-OF-THE-CLOSET POOPER A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER before entering the bathroom.

      POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (PFN) A group of coworkers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPERS and identify SAFE HAVENS.

      SAFE HAVEN A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom.

      TURD BURGLAR A pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the TURD BURGLAR leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

      UNCLE TED A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An UNCLE TED makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to drop your load when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees.

      WALK OF SHAME Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk-up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with all farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of a COURTESY FLUSH.

      WATERMELON A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a WAERMELON coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

    2. Re:People having sex at work by BankofAmerica_ATM · · Score: -1

      I do not understand this at all, but I am fascinated.

  40. A few points... by Unfallen · · Score: 3, Interesting
    For starters...


    Quote: "I'm waking you 30 minutes early"


    Anything that does that is clearly the Spawn of Satan's Spawn.


    "The important thing with this is that the web becomes the hub," explains Mr Burwood.


    ...as well as other web-centric ideals. Is this it then? The all-encompassing "Internet" has finally been superceded by the ever-evolving, designed-for-hypertext "web". Or I could just be too pedantic.


    What distresses me more is the banality which this vision of the future holds. "And on a Saturday afternoon, all it does is monitor the football results for you." Oh woohoo and other saracasm. Sure, there's plenty of talk here about how IT can make everything "easier" (and I'll believe it when I can put my hands through its sides), yet nothing about how we can reach out and achieve new experiences, interact with people and ideas that we never thought we'd even dream about...


    "Underlying all the elements of CoolTown is the potential of the internet to affect people's lives."


    Time to fulfil the potential, not mould it into the pap of society that seems to extrude from every firewalled port at the moment.

  41. More dumbsh*t moderators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    How the hell is this off topic?

  42. "Here's the light rock you requested" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm thinking pumice here. Nothing like waking up to a quick exfoliating rub.

  43. Pointful, but absurd by Telastyn · · Score: 2

    At my last job I had to deal with a standard MCSE windows admin (ever notice how invariably people that actually admit to having an MCSE are horrible admins? for another time...) who did not own a computer at his home dispite making near $100,000. I was astounded at 1am when I called him due to server outage, and he had no machine to check on anything. Furthermore his memory wasn't good enough to point me through the problem (I was phone monkey at the time).

    When I asked why he didn't have a machine, he replied: "I work with the accursed things all day, why would I want to deal with them when I'm home?"

    Now that I'm an admin, with my 5 machines at home (though only 1 windows machine despite being a win2k admin) I still have no clue what he meant. After all, why would you spend 40+ hours a week, and 24/7 on call dealing with something you couldn't thoroughly enjoy?

    1. Re:Pointful, but absurd by Howie · · Score: 1

      why would you spend 40+ hours a week, and 24/7 on call dealing with something you couldn't thoroughly enjoy?

      That's how I used to see it too - as being paid to do what I enjoy. These days I do try and not be doing the same things for work and play. Not necessarily non-computer things, just not the same type of work that work is. Work is web apps and net stuff, home is DC games and DirectX. Otherwise you never feel like you've really left work.

      --
      "don't fall into the fallacy of believing that Perl can solve social problems. Maybe Perl 6 can, but that's a ways off"
    2. Re:Pointful, but absurd by Telastyn · · Score: 1

      True true, though work is usually doing user addition, solving stupid user tricks, and fighting against esoteric hardware. These things don't really exist at home where it's games and coding and machine building.

      Though ideally I want it to be that going to work is like never leaving home, rather than home being like I never left work.

    3. Re:Pointful, but absurd by superflippy · · Score: 1

      Actually, our sysadmin is the same way. He lives on a boat and owns no computer of his own. But if I had to deal with a network like ours day in & day out (a mix of ancient and new servers, SPs, NT 4.0 and Apache and who knows what all else), I might feel the same.

      I personally wouldn't mind coming home to a semi-wired home, as long as I could control the guts of it. I spend plenty of time on my Mac at home these days; it's like unwinding from having used Windows all day.

      --
      Your fantasies contain the seeds of important concepts.
  44. Yawn!! by EddydaSquige · · Score: 1, Interesting

    We see one of these things every few years, and only a fraction of the tech makes it into reality. Cooltown doesn't even seem to have any thing new in it, just the same old ideas rehassed over again. Hometime used to build a house of tomarrow every couple of years on their show. It would be much more interesting if someone built a modle home that had actual, realistic, tech built into it. Not a house that would warm the gararge 30 min before you got home (Billy Boys), but something that was helpful like an intigrated network for voice/data/whatever, smart lighting that turned on when you entered the room (and saves energy by turning itself off), that sort of stuff. Build a house that is technologicaly advanced and doesn't cost $1mil.

  45. Adoption and integration barriers by Tomster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is all very cool stuff (for those of us who could benefit from this kind of technology). I am really looking forward to this kind of thing. I know I spend way too much time doing things that could be [more] automated or completely eliminated. But there are two barriers that will keep it from happening in the near future.

    In order for this kind of lifestyle to be possible, many large (and small) companies across a wide variety of industries must adopt and integrate the technology to make this happen. Adoption of new technologies is slow enough by itself. How many of us work in companies where Win98 and NT4 are the default desktop OS's, despite the availability of new, better versions? And this is a technology that's well understood and relatively painless to upgrade. (Yes, I said relatively painless, not without pain.)

    Integration between two or more companies takes much longer than adoption within a single organization. Remember the B2B craze? After all the fallout, there's not much of it left.

    Companies exist to make money, not adopt and implement new technologies. New means risky, unproven, and that risk makes executives and shareholders nervous. And some of the things involved in creating this "digital lifestyle" are a hard sell, from a profitability standpoint. How do you convince the board or executive team that it makes good business sense to invest in developing a service that lets people know when their bus is going to arrive at the bus stop? So they change at a slow pace to reduce the perceived risk.

    This is some amazing work, frankly I'm surprised at how much can be done just with today's technology! I'm really looking forward to the time when it can make a significant difference in the quality of my life.

    -Thomas

    1. Re:Adoption and integration barriers by IAgreeWithThisPost · · Score: -1

      In order for this kind of lifestyle to be possible, many large (and small) companies across a wide variety of industries must adopt and integrate the technology to make this happen. Adoption of new technologies is slow enough by itself. How many of us work in companies where Win98 and NT4 are the default desktop OS's, despite the availability of new, better versions? And this is a technology that's well understood and relatively painless to upgrade. (Yes, I said relatively painless, not without pain.) Have you ever handled an underfunded IT budget and looked at MS pricing? Try it sometime and get back to me on relatively painless. Then try to explain the hit of the upgrade to the CEO when the current desktop OS is working fine. Finally, look at other options(ie. Linux) and realize it's not quite worth the trouble currently even with the lure of cheap costs(had to add this one, expecting some linux zealot to counter with "USE LINUX". haha welcome to the real world kids)

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    2. Re:Adoption and integration barriers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come now, how can you mod a post that refers to new, better versions of Microsoft desktop OS's insightful?

  46. cubicle world by Alien54 · · Score: 2
    So is this the one step up option for the Scott Adams ultimate Cubicle? Everything you need for your mutant cross between the Uber coach potato and Uber Gamer.

    I really don't see a need for this, and can't help thinking of the old scifi story about the day "the machine died".

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  47. Are BT involved in this? by Memetic · · Score: 1

    If so when you get the usual connectivity problems you'll get:

    You are in for a crappy day, as I have not been able to get on line for 4 hours so have no idea what your schedule is, could not order your braekfast and could not re arrange your flights as requested...have a nice day.

  48. Eureka! by jlanng · · Score: 1

    Wokingham is only 20 miles from or so from Basingstoke where the now infamous Cloud 9 ISP was (is?) based

    <Columbo>So I got to thinking...</Columbo>

    The so called DDOS attack was in actual fact the side-effects of 120 CoolTown refridgerators and 45 toasters downloading stock quotes. Case closed

  49. Furnished by IKEA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All the furniture they show in the photos looks like it comes from IKEA, http://www.ikea.com.

    cool furniture
    decent prices

  50. Calling The Turd Report! by October_30th · · Score: 0
    Thank you very much for the list. I'll print it out and place a copy inside each and every one of the stalls.

    I think, however, that it deservers an entry for the people who abuse the bathroom by having sex or doing something else non-poop related stuff in there. I'm not sure whether using bathroom for scat sex would be appropriate, though.

    Perhaps The Turd Report could help us with this one?

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    1. Re:Calling The Turd Report! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Silly people having sex in the bathroom : the bathroom is for POOPING!


      Some people are so dumb.

  51. TIVO is an example by sckeener · · Score: 1

    In a way this type of technology is already being used. My TIVO is searching the cable listings trying to find shows, actors, and directors that I like.

    One tip: never give a thumbs up to an (ahem) adult show...the moment TIVO records something like that on it's own is the moment you are in the dog house with the wife/girlfriend.

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  52. where have i heard this before?... by motherhead · · Score: 2

    "I'm waking you 30 minutes early because heavy rain has developed, delaying traffic to the airport. I changed your shuttle reservation to 5.30. Here's the light rock you requested."

    ...Oh yeah, wasn't this from an episode of The Prisoner? Man you have to love British Broadcasting

  53. at last... by i7dude · · Score: 1

    i can fill my empty life with useful appliances that will fulfill my every whim and desire...this is exactly what i need to make me a better/happy person!!!

    dude.

    "the last thing my toaster needs is an IP address"

  54. When you want to get away from it all by coed.jpg · · Score: -1

    "Time Bonus! (Ballad of the Skipjack Tuna)"
    Available on the compilation album "The Line's Gonna Breakdance: A Sega Marine Fishing Tribute"

    (to the tune of "My Sharona," The Knack)

    Oooh my skipjack tuna fish, tuna fish,
    when you gonna give me a TIME bo-Onus?
    Will you bite my fishing lure, fishing lure,
    twitching at the end of my LINE, time-BOnus?

    Never gonna stop, don't give up, but don't break the line!
    Always get it up, in the boat, with some bonus time!
    (TIME! TIME! TIME! TIME!)
    T-T-T-Time bo-Onus!

    Look, a lipless minnow! Mmm, it looks good!
    Come and get it, give me a TIME bo-Onus!
    Beat the barracuda out, get it first!
    Don't you let him fuck up my TIME bo-Onus!

    Never gonna stop, don't give up, look "I'm getting good!"
    Now I've got "great action" with my new Sega fishing rod!
    (TIME! TIME! TIME! TIME!)
    T-T-T-Time bo-Onus!

    When you gonna speak to me? Speak to me!
    Say the magic words on your mind: "Time-BOnus!"
    When I lift you from the deck, from the deck
    Mutter for the very last time, "Time-BOnus!"

    Never gonna stop, don't give up, but don't break the line!
    Always get it up, in the boat, with some bonus time!
    (TIME! TIME! TIME! TIME!)
    T-T-T-Time bo-Onus!

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  55. But could you imagine?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Redundant

    A beowulf cluster of these homes?!?!?!?

  56. The final precipitate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We're working on a solution to your problem.

    As soon as we can develop robots that buy Britney Spears CDs and eat McDonald's, we can finally get rid of all you inconvienent people.
    I mean, come on, people are just too damn erasciable to be proper consumers. Not good for a lucrative and stable bottom line.

    That should take care your Arab problem, mr. Trollercoaster.

    hugs & kisses
    the military-industrial-entertainment complex

  57. This is what slashdot has been reducded to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    holy crap, a poster with a four-digit UID trolling with the hoary old "post something then follow up with a correction" troll.

    So sad to see that /. has devolved into such a cesspit of trolls that even the oldtimers are now trying their hands.

    Take this to heart, Rob, this is what happens when you don't trust your community. Stop abusing the moderation system.

  58. Chute house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You want an automated house? No problemo - just install chutes everywhere.

    Laundry chute for the dirty clothes - sends the pile straight into the sequenced washer/dryer which activates based on weight and uses a similarly scaled amount of detergent.

    Dirty dishes? Plastic cookware and dinnerware can take the impact. Imagine the fun of practicing your "I bet I can leave the stuff on the table" trick when pulling out the tablecloth after dinner. Chuck the dirty dishes in the chute and maybe press a start button.

    Morris not smelling so fresh today? Toss him in the cat chute for a quick spin. Nevermind the clawmarks - there is an auto nail trimmer after the blowdry.

    Disclaimer - I am a cat owner and was kidding; lighten up!

  59. YUO ARE WIN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    &ltvoiceover="Tom Selleck"&gt
    Can you imagine...

    a Beowulf cluster of houses of the futures &ltvoiceover="Tom Selleck", mode=enraged&gtSHOVED&nbsp UP&nbsp YOUR&nbsp ASS?!!!&lt/voiceover&gt

  60. Headline of the future; by mcrbids · · Score: 2

    56,343 dead after yet another Outlook Worm.

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    1. Re:Headline of the future; by Shade,+The · · Score: 1

      56,343 on life support? Must be all that stress induced heart-attacks from the using latest Windows version ;)

  61. already exists for Linux users. by Lumpy · · Score: 2

    I've had this to an extent for the past 2 years.

    it's a program called Mister house. LINK

    connected with off the shelf hardware and a bit of knowlege (it isn't for the cranially challenged) you can have this. The speech synthesis from the festival program is excellent and overall the one dedicated server required to run it is a Pentium 200 with 64 meg of ram and a 2 gig hard drive... nothing special.

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  62. 5AM? by certsoft · · Score: 1

    Any computer that tries to wake me up that early better be prepared to be visited by a very large axe.

  63. I'm not so sure that this is a good thing. by sawilson · · Score: 1

    Maybe I'm weird but,

    I like the idea of life not being so convenient that I get tired of breathing for myself and die. I think as we progress, we are really setting ourselves up for hell when we finally get out there and start colonizing this galaxy. Either that or we'll get so collectively complacent and tamed thanks to the built in electronic convenience, that we'll never bother leaving the planet. Then we'll die slow painful deaths when the solar flare of the Gods or other unplanned disaster renders our technology dead. I think more people need to spend more time walking around trails. Knowing the names of the trees you are looking at. Maybe even (please don't flame me) shooting a firearm of some kind. I try to do these types of things every once in a while so I have at least a passing familiarity with nature.

    1. Re:I'm not so sure that this is a good thing. by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I'm weird too. I like technology. I make my living with it. I post on /. with it. But I don't want to be any more dependent on it than I already am (which is too much). I'd rather have the comfort that, though I'm old & fat, I can still walk up 3 flights of stairs if the elevator is broken. I may not know the names of the trees I walk past, but at least I walk past them.

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  64. Mirror, mirror on the wall by T1girl · · Score: 2

    ... a mirror in a baroque gilt frame which dissolves into a to do list and urgent video e-mails.

    It's bad enough looking in the mirror and seeing my own mug, much less a "to-do list" staring back. And what's an "urgent video e-mail?" Urgent to whom? My boss? Spammers? Stalkers?

  65. I started working on such things. by Restil · · Score: 2

    I live in Plano, TX and all the online grocery stores that used to operate in this area have gone the way of the rest of the dotcoms. However, before the downfall, I had started designing a system that would automate my grocery shopping by tracking what I had in stock and based on the rate I consume things. On a weekly basis I would plan my menus so the program knew what was needed and would order whatever wasn't available. Go to http://206.54.177.105 and click on Inventory to see the current status. Items are entered and removed from the inventory by using a retail barcode scanner.

    Since the online grocery stores are now gone, I can't really get any use of out it and the best I can do now is to print out shopping lists, so I've kinda put the project on the back burner. But had those companies prevailed I believe this setup would have made a nice addition to any home automation system by making shopping an almost transparent process.

    -Restil

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  66. The idea is nice. by Agent+Green · · Score: 1

    Really. However, we haven't been able to get the paperless office idea ironed out yet...much less a paperless existance.

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  67. Ob2001 by I+am+Jack's+username · · Score: 1

    Please open the shower doors Haily.
    I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

  68. My digital life style by Martin+S. · · Score: 2

    I too enjoy a digital lifestyle.

    I waking up in the morning to my digital clock radio and reading the time from my digital clock, setting the shower temperature on digital thermostat. Catching the news on my digital tv and checking the time on my digital watch. I speed to work, listerning to my digital radio ignoring the digital my cars speedometer and reading the digital speed warning signs on the road-side. I read the digital display on the lift to get to my floor where I use a digital pass to enter my office, where I read the digital display on the digital coffee machine, before checking my appointment on my digital PDA to use a digital computer and listerning to music om my digital music player, and taking phone calls on my digital mobile.

    And all before lunch.

    I like to thing I'm pretty normal person in the digital age.

  69. Tax issues by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2
    We also have low taxes

    No, we have low income tax. When you account for all the stealth taxes introduced by recent governments, the burden is very much higher. If you don't believe me, go look at what VAT was 20 years ago, and how much of the price of your petrol is tax.

    A more relevant issue, given the subject matter at hand, is whether the UK government are going to introduce some sort of "bandwidth tax" on our telecomms bill. At first thought, this sounds like a Bad Thing(TM). On the other hand, if they used it to take a little from those who hog the bandwidth the most just now and use it to fund improved bandwidth for everyone... Ah, but that would rely on a fair use of tax, and as anyone who drives a car in the UK knows, I'm dreaming. :-)

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