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Salon On Computer Forensics

splorf writes "Salon has a good new article on computer forensics, focusing on Lee Tydalska, a guy in Southern California who started collecting old computers and peripherals as a hobby, and now has a nice business doing data recovery from weird and obsolete media for investigators (or normal users who just need media conversion). "It hardly needs saying why this craft has grown in importance", the article says, "but if one word sums it up, it's 'Enron-itis'". Oh yes, the #1 outfit in the field is apparently a UK firm called Vogon International. You've got to love this stuff."

138 comments

  1. Calculus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Final Fantasy
    Lum!
    Katy!
    Integration orgasm!

    1. Re:Calculus by The+Turd+Report · · Score: -1

      First Reply, bitches!

    2. Re:Calculus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      great job turd juggler, post anonymously, then reply to your post to be the first... h00t h00t!

  2. A computer detective? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Will it be a star of CSI?

  3. It's all about the hardware... by bourne · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I was suprised to see an @Stake employee bring a Mac to a presentation, but he explained that they used Mac because the greater FireWire support meant they could do forensic imaging onto external disks a hell of alot faster.

    1. Re:It's all about the hardware... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      my name is mike hay and i think you all are losers without a life you all are nerds i mean seriously how gay can you get

    2. Re:It's all about the hardware... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      Note: this is a reprint for your enjoyment during the (Hopefully) Great Slashdot Blackout. Some links may no longer be active.

      It has come to my attention that the entire Microsoft community is a hotbed of so called 'alternative sexuality,' which includes anything from hedonistic orgies to homosexuality to pedophilia.

      What better way of demonstrating this than by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Windows' most outspoken advocates:

      • William Henry Gates is an anagram of 'Anal Might, we're sly,' clearly referring to the 'Gay Power' movement as well as pointing out the cleverness of his own anagram. Note also that the familiar 'Bill Gates' is an anagram of 'I get balls.'
      • Steve Ballmer needs no anagram - the request 'Ball Me' is clearly contained in his name. Obviously he is 'out of the closet.'
      • Craig Mundi, unbeknownst to most, added the 'e' onto his last name to cover up the anagram 'I cum in drag' which shows beyond the shadow of a doubt that he is a queer transvestite.


      The incredible faggotry of the Microsoft community can also be seen in its software products. Internet Explorer sounds harmless enough, but on the Microsoft 'campus' (obviously a reference to the colleges and universities where these perverts first practiced their filthy homosexual behavior) it is referred to as 'InterNUT Explorer' and refers to a device used to tickle the sensitive area of the scrotum between the testicles.

      Microsoft Exchange clearly refers to the 'exchange of bodily fluids' which is of course how these depraved specimens of humanity plan to transmit the AIDS virus to the rest of the world.

      As far as William 'Homo' Gates goes, that filthy fudge-packer was actually quoted in Time magazine as saying the following: "Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There's alot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning."

      And this isn't a made up troll bullshit either! He actually stated this tripe, which makes it obvious that he is trying to politely say that he's a God-forsaken homo slut!

      Furthermore, Mr. Gaytes has been quoted as saying "There won't be anything we won't say to people to try and convince them that our way is the way to go," proving that the fag sympathisers are wrong, and these perverts really do want to recruit our fine young heterosexual boys and turn them into flaming queers like themselves.

      Speaking about 'flaming,' who better to point out as a filthy chutney ferret than Microsoft's own self-confessed homo pimp Craig Mundi(e). He has already confessed, nay boasted of his status as a gay sex pusher. To quote from an interview
      with Planet IT:

      "One of the things we want to do and recognize that there's a market for [is] selling people services on a contract or recurring revenue basis, as opposed to traditional royalty bearing for the one-time shipment"

      Selling 'people services,' eh? Is this why you were touching your penis in the cinema, Craig? And charging the other boys money to touch it too?

      We should also point out that Craig has been referred to as 'Microsoft's resident Gasbag.' Is there any more doubt? For those fortunate few who aren't aware of the list of homosexual terminology found inside the Windows 'Shared Sauce Philosophy,' a 'Gasbag' is a pervert who gains sexual gratification from having a thin straw inserted into his urethra (or to use the common parlance, 'piss-pipe'), then his homosexual lover blows firmly down the straw to inflate his scrotum. This is, of course, when he's not busy violating the dignity and copyright of small software companies
      by gathering together their utilities and combining them en masse into the next version of Windows to further his twisted and manipulative agenda of world domination.

      Sick, disgusting antichristian perverts, the lot of them.

      In addition, many of the Windows error messages (an 'error message' is the most common way the faggots communicate) are full of homsexual slang. 'This program has performed an illegal operation' is their way of advertising that they have been engaged in the vile practice of sodomy. 'A fatal exception has occurred' is obviously stating that AIDS has claimed the life of another dick sucker. Rather than recognizing that the fag was properly punished for his deviant behavior, Microsoft-loving queers suggests giving a 'three finger salute' when this happens. Needless to say, this gesture of sympathy involves inserting three fingers into your rectum and farting loudly.

      Another group of Windows anal violators, going by the code name 'Windows Update' ( ) encourage users to 'download' (receive into their rectums) 'service packs' (also known as 'fudge packs') and 'device drivers' (some sort of mechanical penis, I suspect).

      The fags have even invented special tools to aid their faggotry! The program Outlook Express is an anagram of 'Super Sex Tool OK,' which obviously is an endorsement of all kinds of sick behaviors. And obviously PowerPoint is a motorized device for penetrating a virgin anal sphincter.

      More evidence is in the fact that Windows users say how much they love 'My Computer.' They sometimes go so far as to say that all new Windows users (who are in fact just innocent heterosexuals indoctrinated by the gay propaganda) should use this icon. The correct spelling of this phrase can again be found in the 'Shared Sauce Philosophy.'
      It is actually 'My cum pooter,' an endearing term used by dominant fags for their queer-love
      partners. In no other system do users boast of frequently having their rectums pumped full of semen, then farting to expel the jism in a fine mist.

      Other areas of the system also show Windows' inherit gayness. For example, people are often told of the 'C: prompt' but how many innocent heterosexual Linux users know what this actually means. The answer is shocking: Seek colon, prompt - a request given by a faggot to his partner when he desires immediate, deep penetration of his ass!

      Even the icon 'Recycle Bin' originally referred to a homosexual practice. 'Recycle Bin' of course refers to the popular gay practice of using a young boy's anus as a repository for semen. Shortly after one disgusting faggot spews a load of hot jism into the boy's ass, another queer will lick the 'Shared Sauce' back out of the 'Recycle Bin'.

      To summarise: Windows is gay. 'Microsoft' is the graphical description of the state of a fag's penis after he has spewed a load of hot sperm into his gay lover's mouth or rectum. And .NET is for hermaphrodites and disabled 'stumpers.'
    3. Re:It's all about the hardware... by EvilAlien · · Score: 1
      If its Mac OS X I wouldn't be surprised at all... this begs the question: where does firewire support sit on Wintel and Linux?

      Good, bad, or ugly?

      --
      perl -e 'print $i=pack(c5, (41*2), sqrt(7056), (unpack(c,H)-2), oct(115), 10)'
    4. Re:It's all about the hardware... by bourne · · Score: 2

      If its Mac OS X I wouldn't be surprised at all...

      It was indeed OS X.

      My Dell Inspiron 8100 has Firewire... if anyone wants to donate an external disk I'll research how well it works on XP and Linux... ;>

  4. vogon international by Atilla · · Score: 5, Funny

    "we can recover any data, even punch cards from a planet blown to pieces to make a path for a new hyperspace bypass"

    --
    --- sig moved for great justice.
    1. Re:vogon international by Eccles · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "If we're unlucky, he'll want to read us some poetry first."

      --
      Ooh, a sarcasm detector. Oh, that's a real useful invention.
    2. Re:Vogon International by knulleke · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      I second that.

      After doing just that my mailbox got flooded with obscure spam.

      You have been warned. I just wish I had some dolphins to warn me as well.

      --
      no sig error.
    3. Re:Vogon International by knulleke · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Jesus H. Christ!

      It's been five minutes since I signed up and already received three -rather obnoxious- spam mails from them.

      Somebody stop these bastards!

      --
      no sig error.
    4. Re:Vogon International by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      What the F?

      This is lame.

    5. Re:vogon international by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh yes, the #1 outfit in the field is apparently a UK firm called Vogon International.

      Now if only it could have been the #42 outfit in the field ...

    6. Re:vogon international by xTK-421x · · Score: 1

      Wow.. they sure have a good website..

      Vogon International Data Recovery

      --
      "TK-421, why aren't you at your post?"
    7. Re:vogon international by DMCA · · Score: 1

      Or, if they can't recover the data: "Your data was lost over 15 years ago, and it's far too late to start making a fuss about it now."

      --


      --
      Repeal me, NOW!!!
      Thank you.

    8. Re:vogon international by 56ker · · Score: 2

      Time to dig out that old Commodore 64, BBC Micro (with 5 1/4" disks), and assorted Amigas to make a killing in the "Oh no all our data's gone and we've been too stingy to upgrade for 10 years market!". But on a serious point does anyone know how I can recover a 540Mb Western Digital 2.5" hard drive with data under the FFS (Fast File System) - Amiga data format? Western Digital's tools only cover MS-DOS formats & it's been unreadable now for about 15 months.

    9. Re:vogon international by kasparov · · Score: 1

      The price for data recovery: you must listen to 1 sec. of recited vogon poetry per Kb of recovered data.

      --
      There's no place I can be, since I found Serenity.
    10. Re:vogon international by Russ+Steffen · · Score: 2

      What do you mean by recover? Is the drive damaged or just unreadable because you don't have anything that understands FFS?

      If the later is true, Linux can read Amiga file systems very well. Before I retired my A500, I mounted the drive (80MB Connor :) on my Linux box and archived everything.

    11. Re:vogon international by 56ker · · Score: 2

      Over a period of a few months - more and more errors appeared which I fixed with Disksalv - when the drive finally was not only unreadable by the OS (and DOS) - but invisible too I replaced it with a new one - both replacements suffered the same fate within a few days - and I've been mainly using the PC ever since. The drive was 4 1/2years old - so I suppose it was just its time to die & I should've backed it up when it started giving me warning signs!

  5. Q: How is a Linux user like a Roman Emperor? by GafTheHorseInTears · · Score: -1

    Elagabalus
    (AD 204 - AD 222)

    Were the Romans quite used to learning of their emperors - among them even the mighty Trajan -having a liking for young boys, then they had evidently never had an emperor such as Elagabalus.

    It appears most likely that Elagabalus was homosexual, for his interests lay clearly with men, and he seemed to have shown little desire for any of his wives. Further to this, Elagabalus seemed to bear the desire in him to be a woman. He had the hairs plucked from his body in order to appear more female, and delighted in appearing in public wearing make-up.

    And he is said to have promised his physicians large sums of money if they would find away to operate on him and turn him into a woman.

    At court a blond Carian slave named Hierocles acted as the emperor's 'husband'.

    Accounts also point to Elagabalus enjoying to pretend being a prostitute, offering himself naked to passers by in the palace, or even prostituting himself in the taverns and brothels of Rome. Meanwhile he would often arrange it to be caught by Hierocles, who would then be expected to punish him for his behaviour with a severe beating.

    --
    "You're just scared like a little white pussy. I'll fuck you till you love me, you faggot!"
  6. Pussy problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    My pussy is suffering from a reeking yeast infection. I don't know what to do. My faggot boyfriend won't take me to the doctor because he says that he has to recompile his crappy Linux kernel. As you well know, compiling on a 386 with 16 MB of RAM will take an eternity. He also says that he won't go anywhere near a pussy unless it's a Penguin's. *Sigh* I guess I'll just have to go to a zoo and get him his damn penguin. That's what I get for going out with a Dirty GNU/Linux hippie.

    1. Re:Pussy problems by GafTheHorseInTears · · Score: -1

      *cough*Bullshit*cough*

      Come on, you actually expect us to believe that a filthy Linux hippie has a girlfriend?

      --
      "You're just scared like a little white pussy. I'll fuck you till you love me, you faggot!"
    2. Re:Pussy problems by The+Turd+Report · · Score: -1

      No shit. At least make your stories somewhat believable.

  7. TROLLLING AND CRAPFLOOODING FAQ VERSION 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Your Trolling Community Needs YOU! Update and re-post this article, and get the message out to the Free (as in Cheap) Software World!

    This FAQ is designed to give tips on trolling on Slashdot, created in celebration of Blackout Week. It is dedicated to all hard-working trolls and crapflooders.

    What are some good trolling tips?
    Trolling is all about making people think you care, and so winding up those who care for real. Think of it like shooting a deer in front of an anti-hunt protester, or eating a Big Mac in front of a vegan. Here are some ideas for making your troll work:

    1. To start off, make sure your post gets noticed -- log in, post early (after 50 +1 comments have been posted to an article, forget it), and make sure to use your +1 bonus.
    2. Ensure your posting history doesn't show a history of dubious posts. Some advise (incorrectly) to stagger your trolls, but this is in fact time wasting and only helps Slashdot in the long run. If you have a doubt, just create a new account, or even post anonymous -- an effective troll, posted early enough, will gain a +1 quickly.
    3. Learn from the marketing droids -- a mixture of truth and lies leaves the potential client without a clue as to which is which. Geeks smell pure bullshit, because it reminds them of their bedroom smell (see also "karma whoring" below).
    4. Follow up. Keep a window open on your troll, and reload to see if people bite. Perhaps post an AC reply agreeing or disagreeing with your own post. Reply to later posts referring to your earlier post to back up your point.
    5. If you get a dreaded (-1, Troll), don't be ashamed to post the well-known, "Mods on Crack!" rant. Explain, rationally, and not as yourself why you agree with the original post, and why it's a fair point.

    How do I crapflood?
    A crapflood is an (intentionally) content-free post. Here are some suggestions for the source of your crapflood -- remember to take care with repetition, odd characters, or repetition, to get past the lameness filter:

    1. your local dictionary file, e.g. /usr/share/dict/words on BSDs
    2. your local real names file, e.g. /usr/share/dict/propernames on BSDs
    3. a copy-paste part of a web page (for extra amusement, copy-paste from Slashdot itself)
    4. a UU-encoded newsgroup file
    5. some output from a lorem ipsum generator
    6. examples of your latest spams, particularly those in Korean
    7. allowing your cat to walk across the keyboard for a few minutes.

    How do I widen pages?
    A method is known and delivered to us by the beautiful Klerck which currently works in Internet Explorer alone. This will therefore ruin the browsing experience of by far the majority of Slashdot readers. Start with the text:

    http://www.eveeieyhfgfcdoosammgwsnboivvbsczxlzgabc /

    then repeat /ooieiabdcdjsvbkeldfogjhiyeeejkagclmieooionoepdk /

    several times, remembering to avoid the compression filter trap by using different random characters.

    How do I karma whore?
    "Karma whoring" is the practice of gaining moderation points for their own sake. It is particularly useful in techniques for defeating the moderation system. Some tips for karma whoring are:

    1. If the site containing the actual article is not on a fast server (i.e. is not a "big site"), re-post the article with subject, "the article -- in case the site gets slashdotted". Make sure this comes as early as possible in the list of comments, to avoid the dreaded (-1, Redundant).
    2. If any article pops up on Microsoft, write a stock two paragraphs explaining why Microsoft is immoral, and why the event described cannot happen with Free Software. I shall not supply text, because tests have shown that moderators are not completely stupid, and can identify duplicate posts (this is actually helpful in defeating the moderation system, see below).
    3. For any article discussing a particular company, state that you worked there, and offer your "inside knowledge". Note that geeks do visit Slashdot, so do not fall into the trap of being too obvious a fraud -- a mistake made by such amateur trolls as PhysicsGenius, who must now suffer a life of instant down-modding.

    How do I defeat the moderation system?
    The moderation system is far from flawless. Here are some ways to devalue it:

    1. If you have moderator points, for goodness sake abuse them! How about moderating up a First Post, a crapflood, or best of all, this very FAQ? It would be a crime to allow such an easily abused system to work.
    2. Copy the text of another person's post, and paste it as a reply to an earlier post. Most people read oldest messages first, so they will consider yours to be the first message, and the later message to be "redundant". This is great for annoying karma whores.

    How do I defeat authentication?
    Don't. The FBI will arrest you for being a terrorist. Instead, make an authoritative nick like CmdrTaco (editor). The majority of people are easily fooled, and will be likely to take notice of and respond to your post, and even moderate it up. Think of it like Lunix Turvalds walking into the room -- people listen to what he has to say, and don't dare disagree.

    How do I defeat the goatse link early warning system?
    Simple -- use one of the many foolishly implemented redirector URLs hosted on well-known sites. Here's an innocuous recent example which pretends to link to the highly informative about.com, but in fact links to a site of the popular 90's lesbian band The Spice Girls: Informative link which will get me karma

    What are some excellent sites to sneakily link to?
    Mostly, you should link to gay porn. If you are reading this FAQ, you already know the URLs, so I don't need to supply them, except to say that it's almost an initiation ceremony in Slashdot trolling to link to goatse.

    Administrativa

    How do I justify the existence of this FAQ?
    Slashdot is full of people who support unlicensed weapons ownership and dissemination of bomb creation documents -- in short, they support freedom, even when that freedom could cause harm. This document should be considered as that very freedom in action. Indeed, to disparage or moderate down this document would be un-American, and the FBI are likely to arrest you for being a terrorist.

    How do I add to or change this FAQ?
    Simply re-post the FAQ on Slashdot, adding an appropriate question, and incrementing the version number by 1. Before doing so, please try to ensure you have the latest version, and remember to keep this post W3C compliant!

    How else can I help with the Troll and Crapflooding Cause?
    Moderate this post up, re-post it, put it in your journal, and upload it on your website. Thanks!

  8. Vogon International by Paul+Burney · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Whatever you do, don't contact their "construction fleet". Bad things will happen. The dolphins warned me.

    --
    <?php while ($self != "asleep") { $sheep_count++; } ?>
  9. Stop using -itis by teslatug · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Offtopic, moded to hell for sure, but I really hate it when people use the ending -itis to signify a disease. It means an inflamation doesn't it? Since when has Enron gotten an inflamation.

    1. Re:Stop using -itis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it's certainly inflamed the public and investigators, leading to more complications in other companies.

      Doesn't seem to be that much of a misnomer to me...

  10. R.I.P by Rock+'N'+Troll · · Score: -1

    R.I.P k13.find.ich.saustark.org

    You will be missed :(

    1. Re:R.I.P by Fecal+Troll+Matter · · Score: -1

      Police: Heroin Kit Found With Staley

      04/21/2002 11:26 PM EDT

      By LUIS CABRERA

      SEATTLE (AP) - Heroin paraphernalia was found with the body of Layne Staley, the singer of the grunge rock group Alice in Chains, police said Sunday.

      Authorities said Staley, 34, lay dead in his north Seattle apartment for two weeks, his body surrounded by heroin-injection paraphernalia, before a relative discovered him.

      Foul play was not suspected, and there was to be no criminal investigation, Seattle Police spokesman Duane Fish said.

      "There was nothing suspicious about the death. It appears to be overdose or possibly a natural death," Fish said.

      Staley's body was reported found Friday, but the presence of drug paraphernalia and estimated time of death were not initially released. An autopsy was conducted on Saturday, but the cause of death won't be confirmed for weeks because toxin tests were being conducted, the King County Medical Examiner's office said Sunday.

      Some 100 friends and fans held an candlelight vigil Saturday night at the Seattle Center.

      Behind Staley's snarling, wailing vocals, and Jerry Cantrell's driving guitar riffs, Alice in Chains became one of the biggest acts to emerge from the Seattle grunge phenomenon of the early 1990s, with Nirvana, Soundgarden and Pearl Jam. The group's debut, "Facelift," got significant airplay, and its 1994 EP, "Jar of Flies," debuted at No. 1.

      The group's hits included "Man in the Box,""Them Bones,""Rooster," and "Would?"

      The latter song was partly inspired by the 1990 heroin overdose death of Andrew Wood, singer of the seminal grunge group Mother Love Bone. Some of its members went on to form Pearl Jam.

      Staley's body was found eight years after Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain was found dead in his Seattle home of a self-inflicted gunshot wound. Heroin was found in Cobain's bloodstream.

      Alice in Chains was essentially in limbo by 1995, as Staley fell deeper into addiction. He spoke of making a comeback, but the band never again launched a major tour.

      Staley entered rehab several times but couldn't kick his habit. He was featured on the cover of a 1996 issue of Rolling Stone with the heading "The Needle and the Damage Done."

      Several of the songs on the group's album "Dirt" dealt with heroin addiction, and a song from 1990's "Facelift" ends abruptly with the line, "And we die young."

  11. Forget the data recovery, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    where are the "Thumb drives" they promised at the end of the article?

    1. Re:Forget the data recovery, by mcknation · · Score: 1


      It's just a USB drive with fingerprint recognition.

      Try here
      http://www.trekstorusa.com/thumbdrive_touch. htm

      McK

    2. Re:Forget the data recovery, by jridley · · Score: 2

      It's just a USB flash ram drive. Take a Zio! USB reader ($25 at buy.com) and plug in a CF card (512M = $180 at newegg.com), and you have the equivalent. The thumb drive just rearranges things a bit to make it physically smaller. Also I think the thumb drive uses the USB mass storage standard so no special drivers are necessary for Linux, Win ME/2k/XP, or Mac. The Zio! does need special drivers, I wish they'd fix that.

  12. Might you be able to help me? by Yoda2 · · Score: 2, Funny
    I recently came across a box of these strange little plastic things. I'm fairly sure they are some sort of computer medium. They are about 3.5" square and various colors. On one side there is a silver circle toward the center, a little less than an inch in diameter.

    Anyone know what they might be and how I could go about reading them them?

    1. Re:Might you be able to help me? by Indras · · Score: 2

      Hah! You think you've got problems, I've got one that looks very similar, only it's between 5 and 6 inches across! Oh, and there's no silver parts at all, but it does have a shiny black cut-out...

      Anyone seen one of these? Should I just fold it in half and put it in my CD burner? Or maybe I have to take the plastic coating off the outside... hmm.

      --
      The speed of time is one second per second.
    2. Re:Might you be able to help me? by LordYUK · · Score: 1

      open the cup holder, stick them in, and then close it. The box should read it immediately.

      --
      This is my sig. Its pathetic.
    3. Re:Might you be able to help me? by GafTheHorseInTears · · Score: -1

      Those aren't computer media - They're actually a form of sex toy known as a "buttplug".

      To use them, you need to:

      1. Coat them thoroughly with vaseline;
      2. Bend over;
      3. Insert them into your anus.

      Start with just one, then work your way up to the whole box.

      HTH.

      --
      "You're just scared like a little white pussy. I'll fuck you till you love me, you faggot!"
    4. Re:Might you be able to help me? by JayAndSilentBob · · Score: 1

      I found some of what you've described, only larger.... closer to a foot in size. Do I open them up nad put them on the turntable?

      --


      Love,
      Jay and Silent Bob
    5. Re:Might you be able to help me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      From your description I can only assume that the storage devices which you have are a little old... it sounds like they have deteriorated over time

      In order to restore these disks for use in a modern computer system, may I suggest that you carefully take apart the disk, ensuring you dont loose the little spring
      Once you have removed the black bit from inside, it needs to be renovated
      a coating of nail varnish works quite well
      scatter ground up matchstick heads over the top of the disk and put it back together

      Your computer should then be able to read it
      if it still doesnt work, try a more expensive computer

    6. Re:Might you be able to help me? by smagoun · · Score: 2, Funny
      Ha indeed! Yours is only 5-6 inches? Mine's a full *8* inches - and that's just the diameter. Heh.

      You on the left, me on the right

      More info on the drive

    7. Re:Might you be able to help me? by mixbsd · · Score: 1

      Wonder if I could use them to get some data off of the old 8" Syntran disks that I used to use in my college days on an old Norsk Data ND100 minicomputer :)

    8. Re:Might you be able to help me? by Indras · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ah! You seem well versed in the old stuff!

      Perhaps you know where I could find a tape player that can run this??

      --
      The speed of time is one second per second.
    9. Re:Might you be able to help me? by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Offtopic? This moderation is sad: it's funny!
      It clearly shows that the moderators are too young and never saw a 8" floppy disk. Ah, youngsters of today don't value old hardware anymore. :-(

      /ME pouring tears on the good old days of computing.

    10. Re:Might you be able to help me? by redhatbox · · Score: 1


      Dear God, I wish I had some mod points today... moderators, please mod this up!

      What's it been, six years since I looked over my old Anarchist's Cookbook files? Too bad this is an AC post; it shot me straight down memory lane... I'm off to do some "data recovery" now ;).

    11. Re:Might you be able to help me? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      I've got one that looks very similar, only it's between 5 and 6 inches across!
      Nyah! Nyah! Mine are bigger! Mine are bigger! Mine are 8 inches across!!! Nyah! Nyah!
    12. Re:Might you be able to help me? by Panaflex · · Score: 2

      I can...
      Is it a 7 track? 9 track? HDDR? Looks like a european tape.

      Heck, I've even worked with 21track tapes, and Russian SDS ones as well.

      Pan

      --
      I said no... but I missed and it came out yes.
    13. Re:Might you be able to help me? by EvilAlien · · Score: 1
      I love those, they stay crunchy, even in milk.

      For a light snack, I eat a bowl of tape (you used to be able to play Frogger on the Timex Sinclair 1000 with a audio cassette player... good times, good times...) with some soya sauce and crushed red pepper sprinkled on top.

      They are tastier than punch cards with cheese and little slices of pepperoni on them

      --
      perl -e 'print $i=pack(c5, (41*2), sqrt(7056), (unpack(c,H)-2), oct(115), 10)'
    14. Re:Might you be able to help me? by GunFodder · · Score: 1

      The great thing about these is you can make them store twice as much data with nothing more than a hole punch. Those were the days...

  13. FTM On Breasts - Netscape by Fecal+Troll+Matter · · Score: -1

    All you need is a handful.

  14. The Art of Cunnilingus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Hey, I have a lot of respect for all you guys who like to eat pussy because there are too few of you out there. And I'm not the only woman who says this. Furthermore, some of you guys who are giving it the old college try are not doing too well, so maybe this little lesson will help you out. When a woman finds a man who gives good head, she's found a treasure she's not going to let go of him too quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it. She won't even tell her girlfriends about it or that guy will become the most popular man in town. So, remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can usually do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head, he's got it made.

    Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you've got the world's most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she's going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it's beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs. Now stop and look at what you see. Beautiful, isn't it?

    There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her pussy.

    I know. I've seen plenty of them. They come in all different sizes, colors and shapes; some are tucked inside like a little girl's cunnie and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you. Some are nested in brushes of fur and others are covered with transparent fuzz. Appreciate your woman's unique qualities and tell her what makes her special. Women are a good deal more verbal than men, especially during love-making. They also respond more to verbal love, which means, the more you talk to her, the easier it will be to get her off. So all the time you're petting and stroking her beautiful pussy, talk to her about it.

    Now look at it again.

    Gently pull the lips apart and look at her inner lips, even lick them if you want to. Now spread the tops of her pussy up until you can find her clit. Women have clits in all different sizes, just like you guys have different sized cocks. It doesn't mean a thing as far as her capacity for orgasm. All it means is more of her is hidden underneath her foreskin.

    Whenever you touch a woman's pussy, make sure your finger is wet. You can lick it or moisten it with juices from inside her. Be sure, by all means, to wet it before you touch her clit because it doesn't have any juices of its own and it's extremely sensitive. Your finger will stick to it if it's dry and that hurts. But you don't want to touch her clit anyway. You have to work up to that. Before she becomes aroused, her clit is too delicate to be handled.

    Approach her pussy slowly. Women, even more so than men, love to be teased. The inner part of her thigh is her most tender spot. Lick it, kiss it, make designs on it with the tip of your tongue. Come dangerously close to her pussy, then float away. Make her anticipate it.

    Now lick the crease where her leg joins her pussy. Nuzzle your face into her bush. Brush your lips over her slit without pressing down on it to further excite her. After you've done this to the point where your lady is bucking up from her seat and she's straining to get more of you closer to her, then put your lips right on top of her slit.

    Kiss her, gently, then harder. Now use your tongue to separate her pussy lips and when she opens up, run your tongue up and down between the layers of pussy flesh. Gently spread her legs more with your hands. Everything you do with a woman you're about to eat must be done gently.

    Tongue-fuck her. This feels divine. It also teases the hell out of her because by now she wants some attention given to her clit. Check it out. See if her clit has gotten hard enough to peek out of its covering. If so, lick it. If you can't see it, it might still be waiting for you underneath. So bring your tongue up to the top of her slit and feel for her clit. You may barely experience its presence. But even if you can't feel the tiny pearl, you can make it rise by licking the skin that covers it. Lick hard now and press into her skin.

    Gently pull the pussy lips away and flick your tongue against the clit, hood covered or not. Do this quickly. This should cause her legs to shudder. When you sense she's getting up there toward orgasm, make your lips into an O and take the clit into your mouth. Start to suck gently and watch your lady's face for her reaction. If she can handle it, begin to suck harder. If she digs it, suck even harder. Go with her. If she lifts her pelvis into the air with the tension of her rising orgasm, move with her, don't fight her. Hang on, and keep your hot mouth on her clit. Don't let go. That's what she'll be saying too: 'Don't stop. Don't ever stop!'

    There's a reason for that - most men stop too soon. Just like with cock sucking, this is something worth learning about and worth learning to do well. I know a man who's a lousy fuck, simply lousy, but he can eat pussy like nobody I know and he never has trouble getting a date. Girls are falling all over him.

    But back to your pussy eating session...There's another thing you can do to intensify your woman's pleasure. You can finger-fuck her while she's enjoying your clit-licking talents. Before, during or after. She'll really like it. In addition to the erogenous zones surrounding her clit, a woman has another extremely sensitive area at the roof of her vagina. This is what you rub up against when you're fucking her. Well, since your cock is pretty far away from your mouth, your fingers will have to do the fucking.

    Take two fingers. One is too skinny and three is too wide and therefore can't get deep enough. Make sure they're wet so you don't irritate her skin. Slide them inside, slowly at first, then a little faster. Fuck her with them rhythmically. Speed up only when she does. Listen to her breathing.

    She'll let you know what to do. If you're sucking her clit and finger-fucking her at the same time, you're giving her far more stimulation than you would be giving her with your cock alone. So you can count on it that she's getting high on this. If there's any doubt, check her out for symptoms. Each woman is unique. You may have one whose nipples get hard when she's excited or only when she's having an orgasm. Your girl might flush red or begin to tremble. Get to know her symptoms and you'll be a more sensitive lover.

    When she starts to have an orgasm, for heaven's sakes, don't let go of that clit. Hang in there for the duration. When she starts to come down from the first orgasm, press your tongue along the underside of the clit, leaving your lips covering the top. Move your tongue in and out of her cunt. If your fingers are inside, move them a little too, gently though, things are extremely sensitive just now.

    If you play your cards right, you'll get some multiple orgasms this way. A woman stays excited for a full hour after she's had an orgasm. Do you realize the full impact of that information? The potential? One woman was clocked at 56 orgasms at one sitting. Do you know what effect you would have on a woman you gave 56 orgasms to? She'd be yours as long as you wanted her.

    The last advice I have for you is this: After you've made her come, made her your slave by giving her the best head she's ever had, don't leave her alone just yet. Talk to her, stroke her body, caress her breasts. Keep making love to her quietly until she's come all the way down. A man can get off and go to sleep in the same breath and feel no remorse, no sense of loss. But a woman by nature requires some sensitivity from her lover in those first few moments after sex.

    Oral sex can be the most exciting sexual experiences you can have. But it's what you make it. Take your time, practice often, pay attention to your lover's signals, and most of all, enjoy yourself.

    The G-Spot

    This does exist. And in over half of the women out there, it works better than anything else you can do to cause a strong, prolonged orgasm. The original name is the Grafenberg spot, after a doctor, Earnest Grafenberg, who documented the area (which may have been known by people here and there throughout history) in the fifties.

    This "spot" is a small "mound" of tissue inside the vagina, between a penny and quarter in size, which responds to being pressed upon. It's almost certainly not the skenes glands, (which are located around the urethra, which is behind the G-spot area), as has been suggested by a few people. In fact, the G-Spot is the tissue in that raised area of the vagina, which has a higher concentration of sexual nerves, and produces hormones similar to those made by the male's prostate gland.

    A sort of map to the area -- Imagine your lover lying on her back, legs spread. Your position is between her legs. You would slide a finger inside her vagina, palm up. With your finger straight back, middle finger is best, you would curve it toward yourself, gently, as if you were gesturing to someone to "come here". In doing so, the area you press on should be pretty near her "G-Spot" area. If you know enough to follow the urethra (the tube that leads from the bladder to where the pee comes out), along the inside of her vagina, you may feel a slight swelling (if she's excited) at the point where the g-spot is.

    She must be excited, especially if either you or she is new to the g-spot, for the g-spot to have any real effect at all. It's not the ideal area for getting your lover aroused.

    But when she is excited, this area (more often than not) is the best way to bring her to orgasm. You work your way back to it gradually, teasing her (typically, this works best) with your fingers, slowly and gently. It's easier to hit the right area with two fingers, but this may not be comfortable for her, depending on how "tight" she is at that moment. When you have your fingers around the right area, try gently pressing, not too quickly. The movement should be fairly rhythmic. It's typically best if you're licking her clitoris (or near it, depending on the woman) at the same time...don't make a big deal out of the "quest", this will often make her feel self-conscious, or distracted. The licking should seem to be the primary activity.

    When you find the right area, she should respond by getting more excited. Most of the vagina's inside surface isn't really that sexually sensitive, believe it or not...most of the excitement of randomly inserting fingers is more psychological than from the actual stimulation.

    While more complicated techniques work with some women, some of the time, the best basic technique, upon finding the g-spot, is to continue to slowly, rhythmically press on it, while licking her clitoris (for a few women, the labia (lips) are sensitive to licking, too).

    This should cause her to build up to an orgasm.

    A G-Spot orgasm is different (always, when it works at all) than any other kind women have. It is possible, with some women, to have different qualities and kinds of orgasms from vaginal, clitoral, anal, and even breast stimulation...but with other women, those kinds of orgasms are all pretty much the same. But the G-Spot orgasm not only feels different; it also causes her body to react in a different way.

    First, it often causes a "push out" orgasm. The area around, or "above" (farther inside, that is) your fingers seems to swell up or to contract toward the opening of her vagina.

    If you find the right combination of pushing back when this happens, and slacking off to let it push out, you can cause (in perhaps half of the women) her orgasm to continue happening, long after normal ones would have subsided. In some women you can even keep her at a "plateau" (raised level) of sexual excitement, like a prolonged orgasm (or a little less than one) afterward, building up to an even bigger climax.

    That brings me to another important point; G-Spot orgasms sometimes causes a huge amount (relatively speaking) of lubrication (juices, wetness)...far more than even the most excited woman gets from "conventional" stimulation.

    When that extra wetness combines with the push-out orgasm, you get actual ejaculation...like a guy, but much better tasting. The built up juices can shoot out in such volume that you, or she, may be afraid that she lost control of her bladder. That is (almost always) not what happened. The fear that she peed can be enhanced by the fact that the urethra is behind the g-spot, so that in rare cases the woman can sometimes get the feeling that she needs to pee, even though she does not.

    In reality, in both men and women, enough sexual excitement prevents peeing, unless you try really hard. This is a built-in reflex, because urine is something of a spermicide. The "pee hard-on" that men get in the morning is partially his body taking advantage of this reflex, to keep him from accidentally wetting the bed with the urine that built up while he was sleeping.

    Taste

    Anyone who likes, say, coffee or beer should have no room to complain about the way most women taste. No, I don't mean it tastes like coffee or beer, genius...I mean that beer and coffee are, at best, acquired tastes...they are not naturally pleasant to a human being, no matter how much your addiction to one or both has convinced you otherwise. Most people, whether they remember it or not, had to learn to like the taste of beer/coffee, and had the desire to be Like the Adults to help them along. Well, I'd list taking pleasure in cunnilingus above drinking addictive beverages on the list of things that prove maturity. Aside from that, there's the fact that many people who give it an honest try genuinely enjoy the taste/smell.

  15. And !? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll


    ... And this is interesting HOW?

  16. LUNIX SUCKS!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    LUNIX SUCKS!!!

  17. Crapachino! by The+Turd+Report · · Score: -1

    Nummy!

  18. Enron Is Just The Beginning #@ +1 ; Informative @# by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Wait until Bushitis !!!!!

    (You've Got To Fight For Your Right To Impeach
    George W. Bush.)

    As always,
    Woot_spork

  19. Poor failed love letter writers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... now Vogon industry will be able to restore all failed poetry attempts destroyed by their authors, even if the shredded the paper into teeny bits, even if they burned it!

  20. Vogon? by negativekarmanow+tm · · Score: -1

    the #1 outfit in the field is apparently a UK firm called Vogon International

    Not to be confused with these guys. Just look at those rates!

    --
    No security through obscurity: my password is goatse. Stop me before I troll again.
  21. A slightly different business... by sphealey · · Score: 2
    Of course, somewhere out there there might be someone who specializes in preloading systems with mis-directing and/or mis-incriminating evidence and planting them in places that investigators are sure to "find"...

    sPh

  22. Cock and balls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

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  23. Obsolete Computers by teslatug · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Here's an interesting site about old computers. It has pictures of most of models. Brings back memories...

  24. The Vogons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aren't they the ones who will be destroying the earth to make room for an intergalactic highway?

  25. Mod parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Mod that baby up... up stiff! boing!!!

  26. oof-al-ahh! by The+Turd+Report · · Score: -1

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  27. "Awareness of computer security..." by DarkRabbit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Awareness of computer security as a whole is kind of on the upswing," says Laura Koetzle, an analyst with Forrester Research. "As mainstream companies get more interested in computer security and realize that they don't know very much about it, there's more of a market for it."

    You would think that watching their software products get constantly infected by viruses would have brought this about?

    Oh well, maybe with a heightened sense of security they might get their software patched more often or perhaps switch to an operating system that isn't such a target to script kiddies.

  28. Slightly OT but..... by SomethingOrOther · · Score: 1

    preloading systems with mis-directing and/or mis-incriminating evidence and planting them in places that investigators are sure to "find"

    Slightly OT...
    I recall reading a /. poster a while back who opened several web e-mail accounts in the names of known criminals and terrorists.
    He sent random crap encrypted with PGP between them all :-)

    And no, dont critisise me for doing this!

    --
    Anyone quoted by a reporter knows how little they understand
    Don't believe what you read is the truth.
  29. Mod parent down! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Redundant. why it's Redundant. can you say Redundant. what's Redundant. this is Redundant. oh my, Redundant. wait a minute, Redundant.

  30. A way to avoid the ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Redundant

    No need to go to Salon, and endure Flash ads. Here's the text:

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    Digging for computer dirt
    Collecting obsolete tape drives used to be an eccentric hobby. But now that corporate lawsuits can hinge on unearthing ancient digital data, stocking up on funky hardware is good business.

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    By Steve Mollman

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    April 22, 2002 | Remember the KayPro computer? The Osborne? The DEC MicroVax ? The Vydec dedicated word processor with the 8-inch disk? Lee Tydlaska does. In fact, he not only remembers obsolete technologies, he collects them. What's more, he actually uses them to make money.

    Tydlaska calls his collection a "museum," and that makes this 51-year-old former San Diego sheriff a curator of sorts. As sometimes happens with curators, over the years Tydlaska has begun to strangely resemble his prized collection. As he'll be the first to admit, he's old, he's peculiar, he's a bit outdated, and there are lots of younger, sharper models on the market. But he likes what he does.

    Tydlaska started his museum 32 years ago, as a hobby. He says he was fascinated by the way the industry kept changing so quickly. "I was hooked on the constant state of flux, even back in the dark ages of computers," he says. "Each technology was a good idea to start, but died a sudden death." About 10 years after he started his museum, Tydlaska realized that his eclectic collection could be more than just fascinating and fun -- it could be profitable. So he created a small business.

    Today, his company, Computer Conversions, plays a small but key role in recovering electronic data -- or evidence -- from damaged or overwritten backup tapes. The company also does forensics work ("I have a lot of fun with divorce cases," Tydlaska chirps) and helps people move files from old formats to newer ones, but when the client is the FBI or Deloitte & Touche, they're usually interested in the company's special skills with backup tapes, especially rare formats. (Tydlaska loves them all, but then what's not to love about the DC6150 from Emerald Products or the Jumbo 120 from Colorado Memory?)

    Computer Conversions is a six-person company. Only two employees are full-time, and Tydlaska dubs one part-timer "VP of Janitorial Services." The business is run out of a five-bedroom house in El Cajon, a sleepy but pleasant suburb just east of San Diego. Tydlaska at one point had 12 employees and a high-rent office, but he decided that managing people wasn't much fun. Besides, "All my business is primarily through the mail," he says.

    Computer Conversions has modest revenues. For most of the past five years, says Tydlaska, the company has brought in around a million dollars in revenue annually. Last year, like nearly everyone else, the company took a hit, falling to around $660,000. "The industry is tight now," Tydlaska says. "But we are seeing some large lawsuits."

    Tydlaska may not have planned it, but his company has evolved into an important niche (or sub-niche) player in the increasingly lucrative field of "computer forensics." Textbook definition: "the science of capturing, processing, and investigating data from computers using a methodology whereby any evidence discovered is acceptable in a court of law." It hardly needs saying why this craft has grown in importance, but if one word sums it up, it's "Enron-itis."

    Never mind all the paper shredding in that case; the real smoking gun will be made of ones and zeros. In a corporate world where everything is increasingly digitized, but in which equipment is also increasingly obsolete, both the industry of computer forensics and people with arcane knowledge like Lee Tydlaska are ever more important.

    Tydlaska is prone to gloating about his sometimes invaluable skill. "People go into audit a company and they need to see its 'hysterical data,' as I like to call it -- 'hysterical' because of the prices they pay me to see it. They say, 'But there's nothing wrong with the tape! If I had the equipment I could restore the data myself.' And I say, you're right! If you had it, you could! But you can't buy it, and you can't reproduce it, so it's either worth my exorbitant fee or not. I mean, let the IRS believe you've got the data!"

    It's not always the big accounting firms and corporate lawyers that come to Tydlaska. Sometimes it's just an individual who wants to transfer data from a five-and-a-quarter floppy to a three-and-a-half-inch disk. Tydlaska charges $15. ("I know it sounds silly," he says, "but it takes all of 15 seconds to do it.") Or Tydlaska might serve as an expert witness on data storage. ("Where else can you work two or three hours a day for a thousand dollars?") Or he might do a little computer forensics work himself ("You never want to see me walking into an office building at 8 o'clock at night.")

    It's Tydlaska's arcane knowledge and vast collection of back-up tape equipment, however, that brings even other e-detectives to his door.

    David Stenhouse, director of operations at Computer Forensics Inc., which specializes in the discovery of electronic evidence, is, like Tydlaska, both gumshoe and packrat: "We try to save old tape drives, old manuals, old software," he says, "because you might have to use it. I routinely go through half-price bookstores and look for old software manuals, just in case."

    Sometimes, though, even Stenhouse is stumped by a particularly obscure tape format, which is when he turns to Tydlaska. Not that there isn't a little professional pride involved. "We've only contacted Lee as the result of a rare or old tape format," Stenhouse clarifies. "Most of the time we can do the work on tapes in our Seattle lab."

    Tydlaska says only five or six companies in the world have his level of expertise in backup tapes. "I'm No. 4 or 5," he says. No. 1, he believes, is Gordon Stevenson, who runs Vogon International in England. "He's a certified genius," says Tydlaska. "I'm a very dim candle compared to him." In the No. 2 slot he places Ontrack Data International, a publicly traded data recovery specialist headquartered in Eden Prairie, Minnesota. Ontrack has seen rapid growth in its data-collection division. Revenues went from $4,554,000 in 1999 to $8,027,000 last year. It's now being acquired by New York-based security firm Kroll for $140 million.

    Kirsten Nimsger, an Ontrack attorney who consults with corporations and law firms, says the Enron case has accelerated the awareness of computer forensics. "The whole situation involving that company definitely brought the eyes of the public onto the importance of electronic communication and electronic evidence."

    But Enron is not the only recent case that's increased public awareness of computer evidence. Microsoft was hammered by internal e-mails suggesting it knowingly leveraged its operating system monopoly against Netscape. And e-detectives, in a blaze of publicity, searched Chandra Levy's computer for clues to her whereabouts. Daniel Pearl's executioners were tracked down using Hotmail headers in their not-so-anonymous ransom notes. The attorney general of New York unveiled e-mails suggesting that Merrill Lynch analysts and its investment bank are not adequately separate.

    "Awareness of computer security as a whole is kind of on the upswing," says Laura Koetzle, an analyst with Forrester Research. "As mainstream companies get more interested in computer security and realize that they don't know very much about it, there's more of a market for it."

    Koetzle notes that corporate information technology workers don't generally have much computer forensics experience. "There's a real dearth of people who know how to do this stuff, and some of the people responsible for information security at large companies are seriously underprepared for the job."

    This lack of preparation has led to greater demand for computer forensics training. "There's definitely been a pickup of interest," says Rob Lee, an instructor at the SANS Institute. A series of courses at SANS instructs students, from both corporate information technology departments and law enforcement, on how to make evidentiary copies of hard drives (never alter the original evidence, for starters) and wield tools like Guidance Software's EnCase, a user-friendly program that lets them see, categorize, and search for supposedly deleted data. (Guidance offers such courses, too.)

    When it comes to litigation, companies often hire computer forensics firms. But not every investigation involves a lawsuit. "The internal investigations are a big concern for organizations," says Lee. "Most computer security incidents are still not reported to the authorities." Companies are generally too worried about tarnishing their image in front of stockholders, partners, and customers.

    Lee sees more companies becoming proactive about computer forensics: "There's a trend saying that because we know there's a lot of internal incidents, you could have a high success of investigating them and thus have a direct benefit as well as overall reduction of cost."

    But, says Stenhouse, "all the training in the world is not going to do you any good until you get out there on your own and do your own interpretation of the data. If you can't interpret it, if you can't explain how the data got to that location, or why it's there, or what exactly it means, then you're not doing your client any good."

    Which is why companies and corporate law firms, he says, are inclined to hire e-detectives with real-life law enforcement experience. Stenhouse, for example, worked in the Secret Service, and before that was a trooper with the Washington State Patrol. "Within the past few years, most of the people who've gotten into this business have been former law enforcement," he says. "Those are the people who have been formally trained, who have the most experience in evidence preparation."

    According to Forrester's Koetzle, demand for such experience will grow as companies become increasingly willing to come out of the closet with information-security incidents. She cites a recently published survey conducted by the Computer Security Institute and the San Francisco branch of the FBI that reports that 34 percent of survey respondents reported intrusions to law enforcement last year -- up from just 16 percent in 1996.

    "If companies are willing to go into a lawsuit about an information security incident, they're going to need the services of folks who are skilled in evidence preparation," she observes.

    Market figures for the computer forensics field are hard to come by, she says, mainly because of all the secrecy involved. But if there's a rising number of accounting scandals, corporate lawsuits and investigations by government agencies, it can only be good news for computer forensics experts.

    Nimsger reasons that since the portion of communications that are created electronically is ever larger, and only a small percentage of it is printed out, the vast majority of evidence is going to exist electronically. Thus, she concludes, "every investigation and every piece of litigation in America should consider electronic evidence."

    The fact that not all investigations do -- yet -- suggests growth potential for the field. Old habits die hard, and there are a lot of old attorneys. The task of "educating" them about computer forensics falls to the likes of Scott Stevens, director of business development for New Technologies Inc. "You get the litigator who's been doing things one way for 30 years and tell him, 'Don't worry about the documents on the floor. We'll find five copies on the computer, and not just the final draft but all the previous ones.' You tell him that going and getting this stuff is actually pretty straightforward, that we've got it down pretty much to a science. But the young partners relate much better to this."

    Once an attorney loses a case due to electronic evidence, however, he learns fast, says Stevens. "We've won over a lot of clients by having them on the other side first," he chuckles.

    Ignoring electronic evidence is becoming increasingly hard for lawyers to do. "People are creating exhibits at a breakneck pace," says Nimsger. E-mail in particular is proving to be a gold mine for litigators, as in the Microsoft case. Nimsger relates a less well-known case involving the diet drug Fen-Phen.

    "There was a product liability case brought by the family of a woman who died taking the drug, and the plaintiff's attorney in that case uncovered an e-mail from somebody in the accounting office of the drug manufacturer that read, 'Do I have to look forward to spending my waning days writing checks for fat people with some silly lung problems?' It was first of all a horrible thing to say and to memorialize in writing, but clearly it was evidence against the manufacturer when the case was reckless indifference for human life."

    "We've seen e-mail that's just fantastic stuff for the investigation," says Stevens. "People say things in e-mail they won't say anywhere else. It sticks around in ways that they don't understand."

    Electronic data can be gotten rid of, certainly, but it's not as simple as emptying the trash, which merely moves the data to unallocated portions of the hard drive. Unless that data is overwritten as the hard drive fills up, it could sit there for years. Wiping programs, also called scrubbing utilities, will overwrite deleted data with meaningless ones and zeros, but computer forensics specialists can still detect when the data was "wiped." This could lead to problems -- like a forced settlement -- if a wiping program was used after the date at which a court order dictated the cessation of document destruction.

    A scrubber will, however, usually put data beyond the reach of investigators.

    "The human aspect of that, though," says Stevens, "is that generally speaking the people who are doing these things -- stealing trade secrets, committing crimes -- are far too arrogant to think they'd ever get caught. And from a practical standpoint, they don't have the time to scrub their machines every time they do something wrong. So these tracks stick around."

    "Part of the difficulty of getting rid of data," says Kevin Bluml, a forensics engineer at Ontrack, "is that there's so many places it can hide." E-mails, for example, bounce between multiple servers and computers, all of which are regularly backed up, so any message is bound to leave a trail.

    Bluml's job is to find incriminating data, wherever it may reside. "We see everything from floppy disks to small tapes to the old-style 24-inch reel tapes you see in the movies," he says. "Then you've got CDs, optical discs, PDAs ... Anything that could store data, we could end up seeing."

    Occasionally a new piece of hardware comes along that initially stumps investigators. Stenhouse mentions one of the newer Thumb Drives. "There's one that requires a thumbprint onto the Thumb Drive itself. They have a pad where you actually have to put your thumb on it when you plug it in. Well, right now if you gave me one I would have to ponder how to forensically gather the data off it."

    Lee Tydlaska has been pondering Thumb Drives, too. "In the porn area, where are they gonna store their pictures? Well, they can store them on these and not even have to have it in their computers. They're easily destroyed and easily overlooked."

    That's the gumshoe in him talking.

    But there's another side of him pondering the Thumb Drive, and indeed all kinds of new storage technologies: the museum curator. One day, he knows, all this newfangled stuff will be forgotten.

    Just not by him.

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  31. Yes! by xamel · · Score: 1, Funny

    So, does this mean that the government will pay me to use my old Commodore64 machines (3 of em) to read all those old criminal records disk? Time to cash in!

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  32. geneology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic



    The blackout has arrived.

    Who's your Daddy?

  33. Overture/Goto ad pricing by realdpk · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Data recovery is one of the most expensive search results on Overture that I've seen.

    1. Re:Overture/Goto ad pricing by scott1853 · · Score: 1

      I'd bet if somebody got an article posted here that referred directly to one of the redirection links, it could kill a company. Especially at $7 a pop.

    2. Re:Overture/Goto ad pricing by pubjames · · Score: 2

      Wow! $7 for a click-through. That's got to be asking for trouble.

      If I was a competitor, I would just spend all day repeatedly clicking on their link... ;-)

    3. Re:Overture/Goto ad pricing by jeffy210 · · Score: 1

      Well I just costed them $210... my bad :)

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    4. Re:Overture/Goto ad pricing by nherc · · Score: 1

      Most of these pay-per-click systems let you specify a daily dollar limit for the links.

      However, I would imagine the link would automagically disappear after this limit was reached (if they set it up properly).

      Also, they (Overture, Google) supposedly use sophisticated user tracking to prevent multiple clickthroughs by the same person. It remains to be seen how well that works though, especially under a /. type of load.

      --
      'He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.' - Douglas Adams
    5. Re:Overture/Goto ad pricing by Panaflex · · Score: 2

      I know that for impresions, google just adds the imppression.. I tested it with Adwords. Maybe my cookie was messed up?

      Pan

      --
      I said no... but I missed and it came out yes.
    6. Re:Overture/Goto ad pricing by nherc · · Score: 1

      Yes, I think they are more concerned with tracking the click-through's as that's what the clients are actually paying for.

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      'He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.' - Douglas Adams
    7. Re:Overture/Goto ad pricing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Data recovery may be the most expensive, but clicking on bulk email is more fun. 10 clicks for $30.46, that's a deal!

    8. Re:Overture/Goto ad pricing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, there are worse:

      Dedicated servers

      Then there are really cheap ones that are just fun to click on:

      Scientology

  34. corporate automated deletion by Conare · · Score: 1

    These guys provide a valuable if expensive service. On the other hand, companies are becoming so paranoid about liability, because of this that they have started clearing all email from servers after 3 months (mine does) Once, I got lazy about saving stuff elsewhere, and I lost my contact inforamtion for someone. I still haven't found that guy. I hope he doesn't hate me.

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    1. Re:corporate automated deletion by Kryptic+Knight · · Score: 3, Interesting



      What all these companies who have time delayed deletion of historical email seem to fail to catch onto is that they usually have a long term backup methodology in place.

      I've raised this issue with one operation who have a 60 day deletion policy for company security reasons only to be looked at blankly by the HR manager and board directors and then asked, "does anyone doing data recovery ever ask for that sort of thing?".

      At that point I nearly cracked up in hysterics myself.

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  35. I guess the question to ask is.... by 8127972 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Now that we know that companies like this exist, how do you as a person who is responible for dumping old equipment ensure that your company erases sensitive data so that it cannot be recovered by anyone. You have to believe that there have to be one or two people out there who are looking to do something "bad" with the data they find on disposed computers.

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    1. Re:I guess the question to ask is.... by bourne · · Score: 5, Informative

      how do you as a person who is responible for dumping old equipment ensure that your company erases sensitive data so that it cannot be recovered by anyone.

      I'll give you the 5-second summary:

      • You can't erase it so that it can never be recovered.
      • But you can make it expensive/impractical to recover.

      Previous /. threads have gone on at length on the various creative ways people who care (gov't, military) destroy the hardware utterly. If you overwrite each bit on the disk several times, though, it'll require expensive hardware analysis to recover anything - which is beyond most criminals.

      It's the same old issue - risk equals value times danger. The danger that someone will send your disk to hardware analysis isn't that great for most people, so wiping it a few times is probably good enough.

      One good way to wipe - stick a bootable Linux CD in (I like Bootable Business Card myself) and 'dd if=/dev/random of=/dev/hda'. Lather, rinse, repeat - or better yet, put it in a bash 'for' or tcsh 'foreach' loop. It takes a while.

      Want to verify you're wiping everything? Use /dev/zero instead of /dev/random for one pass, then do 'hexdump /dev/hda' which should run for a while and then report that it found nothing but 0's on the disk.

    2. Re:I guess the question to ask is.... by Over_and_Done · · Score: 1

      The way that my company handles confidential data is to take the tapes out to the parking lot and run over them with a car. That tends to really do the trick. CDs are similarly broken into multiple pieces.

    3. Re:I guess the question to ask is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quite clearly the solution is to spin the data medium (hard drives, CDRs, etc) at speeds of up to 30,000 RPM until it shatters.

      Then take the shards and burn them for a month.

      Then takes the ashes and bits in an aircraft and scatter them over a 100 mile area.

      Data recovery factor: near zero!

    4. Re:I guess the question to ask is.... by Zerth · · Score: 1

      At the first place i ever worked, we used to take sensitive CDs and write "Frisbee" on them. We then used them as such until they weren't readable anymore. Which was kind of stupid, cause now I've got a nice inchlong scar from June's email backup. After that we'd just go up on the roof and use them for bottle-rocket target practice.

    5. Re:I guess the question to ask is.... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 3, Funny

      Want to verify you're wiping everything? Want to be really sure? take the platters out of your hard disk and grind them into powder, then mix them into cement blocks and drop them off a pier

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    6. Re:I guess the question to ask is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your little summary is somewhat incorrect.
      With todays bit densities and encoding methods all you need to to is overwrite the data a few times (even 5 will do) with some random garbage each time and it's gone forever.
      Here's a little exercise for you:
      Call up any data recovery company you can get a number for and tell them that you accidentally overwrote the first 1 million sectors of your drive (ONCE), and you have a very important file that was within that space, and ask them if anybody can recover it.

    7. Re:I guess the question to ask is.... by hiroko · · Score: 1

      >lnx-bbc
      I really like that idea - Major kudos to a tech support dude that goes out and fixes a multitude of computer problems - using nothing except their knowledge and a business card =)

      --
      Just because you can't, doesn't mean you shouldn't.
    8. Re:I guess the question to ask is.... by Panaflex · · Score: 2

      You sound like someone who knows...

      Pan

      --
      I said no... but I missed and it came out yes.
    9. Re:I guess the question to ask is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the US DoD standard is that data off a hard drive is recoverable up to 10 over-writes (or at least that used to be the standard).

      So, I guess re-write the drive 11x with 1's or 0's will do the trick.

    10. Re:I guess the question to ask is.... by dasunt · · Score: 2

      Gasoline. Lots and lots of gasoline. :)

  36. NO, WH0'5 J00R D4DDY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I am more 1337 than j00, BITCH! See your ass in Counter-Strike, fucktard. Be sure to take your diazanon meds if you want to beat me. Lamer!!!

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    1. Re:This is not a good idea by Mark+Round · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Well, that's this page fucked with NetNanny then.

  38. Forensics goes mainstream by makr0 · · Score: -1, Troll

    As mainstream companies get more interested in computer security and realize that they don't know very much about it, there's more of a market for it. Naked nuns rejoiced in corporate policy eating apples of a ripe old age leaving slobbers of dung up chimney plums. Nearby, Race Horse Mary slung in hammock sifters makes goal of April saying, "So you think it's easy? This being nifty, all in polka dots? Not so easily remaindered as over- printed tomes on mundane woodworking. Pests, I'd call them pests on a needle incapable of extraneous work and highly over-valued poised like success on the verge of table tops lost to excess in scrambled chairs and lace." "Ah yes," the Doctor sighed once more, "crossed legs in haste spare no time for stethoscopes. I'd pine away 'twere it not for time and mares' legs fine as any fall weather." Just keep it away from between my legs.

  39. Enron-itis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "Enron-itis"? Inflamation of the Enron?

    That's actually the complete opposite of what happened. Maybe you should've gone with "Enron Atrophy"

    1. Re:Enron-itis? by NickRob · · Score: 1

      "Atrophy of the Enron" isn't quite trendy and layman enough.

  40. Secure Deletion of Data by ltsmash · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'd be interested to hear what the Lee Tydalska has to say about secure deletion of data (i.e. how can you be sure you have destroyed data on a harddrive/cd-rom/floppy/etc). Peter Gutmann wrote a paper on how to destroy data. In the paper, he argues that by overwriting your harddrive multiple times with highly sophisticated patterns, it will be almost impossible to recover the data. I wonder if industry people agree with him.

    1. Re:Secure Deletion of Data by jridley · · Score: 2
      how can you be sure you have destroyed data on a harddrive/cd-rom/floppy/etc

      Physically shred it and then incinerate it. If I had something I didn't want ANYONE to be able to get, that's the only method I'd trust. If you want to talk about people going to ANY extreme to recover your erased data, you can do microscopic analysis of the residual magnetic fields. You're talking thousands of hours and possibly millions of dollars to recover the data on a portion of a hard drive, but that's the only way to be SURE.

    2. Re:Secure Deletion of Data by afidel · · Score: 3, Informative

      Nope, won't do it. I remember reading a master thesis on data recovery and retention a couple years ago from an anapolis grad that was going into the upper echelon's of the militaries infosec group. Basically with a SEM and some time he could ALWAYS recover some data even after 20 passes with multiple types of data, eg patterns, all 0's, all 1's, and psudorandom noise. He also used a degaussing coil that they use on ship hulls, still able to retrieve some data. His conclusion was that for anything topsecret or above the only viable method to dispose of the hdd was incineration.

      p.s.
      sorry can't find the link right now =(

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    3. Re:Secure Deletion of Data by bogie · · Score: 1

      So does anyone have any hard evidence that Peter Gutmann's method does not work? For example many people use the program Eraser or another which utilizes this method, is this a waste of time?

      I agree that this topic has been discussed, but I personally have never seen a story where someone has proved it does or does not work. Eveyone just says physical destruction is the only way...or I've "heard" of overwrite patterns in the 20s not being secure. So any have anything that is not heresay??

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    4. Re:Secure Deletion of Data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell...read Gutman's paper. Tells you what to do and how. Tweak over the heads of the drive a bit. Head drift and all that goodness means that your writes to the drive with Gutmann's protocol weren't writing over the same spot as the heads were writing 2 years ago. That plus a homebrew tunneling electron microscope and you're in business.

      Shame none of the old links to the homebrew site are good anymore. The guy with the homebrew site ended up starting a company to make them for $ and decided he didn't want competition from HIMSELF. ;*)

    5. Re:Secure Deletion of Data by vegetablespork · · Score: 1
      That's true. It won't protect you from the CIA and the NSA or any other member of @tla. But then, if they care about you, they'll spend whatever it takes, or just use Van Eck or torture you for the information.

      What overwriting 35 times with pseudorandom data does do is make your computer pretty much invulnerable to the ex-cop who "learned computers" that'll run Encase over an image of your disk if Scientology decides to sue you.

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  41. lolol! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    CmdrTaco is sitting in a tree
    -eating my ass

  42. need help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can these guys help me recover a term paper I made on my old Coleco ADAM computer? Its on the a cassette tape. My paper was due July 1984 perhaps I can still get partial credit!

  43. He's an unrepentant money-grubbing leech! by Raetsel · · Score: 3, Interesting

    And I love him for it. Geek hobby success -- truly, qualities to aspire to...
    • (Second page, first paragraph)
    • Tydlaska is prone to gloating about his sometimes invaluable skill. "People go into audit a company and they need to see its 'hysterical data,' as I like to call it -- 'hysterical' because of the prices they pay me to see it. They say, 'But there's nothing wrong with the tape! If I had the equipment I could restore the data myself.' And I say, you're right! If you had it, you could! But you can't buy it, and you can't reproduce it, so it's either worth my exorbitant fee or not. I mean, let the IRS believe you've got the data!"

    I've got it, you need it, now pay up! Ha!

    I've got some old tape drives... an Exabyte 8mm, a few DAT (Wang, I think...) drives, a couple circa-1995 pre-Travan QIC plugs-into-the-floppy-controller anachronisms. I even have a one-piece combo 5¼- and 3½-inch floppy drive! Perhaps I ought to start "Joe's Cut-Rate Data Recovery and Money Removal Service."

    Hmmm....

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    1. Re:He's an unrepentant money-grubbing leech! by Eg0r · · Score: 2
      huhu, add to your list the more esoteric 3" floppy drive, which you can get for instance of some old amstrad computers (664,6128,pcw) or the 8" floppy you can get of a trs80 and a nice proggie called 22dsk and you're even more in business...

      eventhough chances to recover data from floppy get slimmer by the year (sigh). oh! some inventive cabling required ;-)

      --
      "Hasta la victoria siempre!" El Comandante
  44. When I retired an old fileserver.... by dmaxwell · · Score: 5, Funny

    I once had to retire a Mac LC II was the building fileserver. This thing had financials, the private records of students; you name it. I low-leveled the drive and wrote 0's to it. Once that was done, I drilled several holes through the platters. I broke the bit off the drill in the process. The drive with drill bit stub stuck in it looks like Count Datatula with a spike through his heart. We keep the spiked carcass around to show people how to make sure that sensitive data gets destroyed.

  45. NO COMMENT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    please!

  46. another side of the coin... by antonsthlm · · Score: 3, Interesting
    ... but basically the same problem sphere is Public Archiving, which just as it happens is my current field of temp work as I sleaze my way through university.

    Riksarkivet (National Archives of Sweden) is by law required to obtain, store and display for the public all documents and other entities produced by governmental agencies in Sweden, as well as committees and such since 1618 (some older, as well) for all future time. As the latest 30 years or so has seen a large surge in computerized documents/-ation this gives quite a few spectacular and very interesting examples of deliveries from agencies present or extinct with odd hardware requirements and zillions of different software solutions originally used, many homegrown.

    Not only is the archive responsible for 'old' data, its is also responsible for migrating non-computerized material onto a computerized from for future public display, which is no easy process since there is a goal of course not to lock the information onto media, hardware or software designs that are extremely short-term.
    In short, it's an area of a heck of a many problems, lots of questions, few people and little interest from the field (I mean, how interesting can it be to design excel spreadsheets for bank applications? Really?)


    As for Vogon International, I'm sure that it's a company full of geniuses, but I would prefer if they answered the calls we make for ordering and requesting features promised in the manual in their software, which we need ASAP! It's no fun being stuck in a dos/windows95 edition of software for the sole reason of not getting replies from a genius/vendor.

    Forensics anyone?

  47. Seems to be more geared towards Industry... by BigJimSlade · · Score: 3, Informative

    I love old computers too, but I lean more in the direction of the home/hobbyist computers (old Macs, Atari 8/16 bit computers, Amigas and other Commodores, etc) I found something called "The Catweasle" a while back. It plugs into an ISA slot (remember those? of course you do :) and has floppy controller ports for two drives. This thing reads *everything*. Check out the link for the full specs. Think there's a market for getting data off an Amiga 1200 disk?

    The other cool "recovery" project I've seen is CAPS, which is a project to preserve exact copies of Amiga games. It's a typical abandonware project, except they are going out of their way to keep all copy protection intact. They are even going so far as to reverse engineer the copy-protection so they can make an exact copy of the original disk!

    1. Re:Seems to be more geared towards Industry... by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

      a shame the CatWeasel doesn't claim to work for 8" drives - I know of a few people with disks from their ancient CPM boxes that they'd like to retrieve stuff from.

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  48. HARDER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic



    Will you give it to me real good?

  49. Cryonics Revival equals Data Recovery by H-1B_visas_suck · · Score: 0
    People who are cryonized by a cryonics company upon legal death are hoping that their personal data stored on their meat hard drive will be recoverable at some point in the future.

    Cryonics is really all about storing data for eventual recovery.

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    This post is protected under the DMTA (Digital Millemium Trolling Act). It is illegal to moderate it as a troll.

  50. Can they read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    3.25 inch floppies? Thaz right, three and a QUARTER inch floppies? They look like 5.25 floppies shrunk down.

    How about stringy floppies from the '80s?

    I bet I can out-obscure this guy!

  51. You think you can be safe by destroying it? by dattaway · · Score: 2

    Then takes the ashes and bits in an aircraft and scatter them over a 100 mile area.

    So you think that data is gone forever? Let's assume there was no van across the street studying van-eck emissions and no keyboard loggers, etc...

    Chances are your email was relayed through a few servers before it got to your destination. Those web pages made it through a proxy server, a few routers, and the logs of the GET and PUT requests may have been stored, backed up, and the tapes may have been sorted on a weekly rotation schedule.

    Not to mention some tapes are retired and put on the back shelf. Not all these servers were in the same building. Just how many of these tapes are there and where could they all be? Say, a word of panic gets around the company, its partners, and providers as law enforcement gets around asking questions. Darnit, this stuff keeps showing up. Where do these tapes keep coming from? Its like cleaning a dirty house, killing a cockroach, and 10 more pop up.

    Electronic evidence breeds and multiplies. A networked approach to data sharing encourages information to branch out be copied countless times.

    The only way to be safe is to carefully consider the method of how information is being delivered.

    Why people are so afraid of "dumb" workstations that use a single server for processing is interesting. These are not just black and white terminals any more, but now have mice and color monitors. All the maintenance and information is neatly on one server. Software upgrades and projects would not expand the distribution of sensitive information in a closed system like this.

    1. Re:You think you can be safe by destroying it? by Jonny+290 · · Score: 1

      That's not the discussion, though. We're talking about destroying data that is presumably secure enough to be on ONE computer, with no physical network connection present ever, not cute tricks with packet sniffers.

      --
      Hey Taco! Looks like you're using the "infinite monkeys and typewriters" scheme to generate Ask Slashdots again...
  52. Salon's Ads by ProtoStar · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else get a flash-based ad for MS that covered most of their browser window.

    I'm just wondering how prevelent these invasive ads are in Salon.

  53. Heh, TGSBO ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I must admit, I was wondering if it was just a slow, groggy Monday in the US, or what... it seemed like there were a LOT fewer comments this morning, expecially ones being modded up to my +3 filter.

    Then I remembered, it's the Great Slashdot Blackout week. Since I sorta-kinda agree with the organizers on principle, I'm not going to post quality comments this week... besides, at 50 Karma, I'm more afraid of being modded DOWN than up.

    Hence why I am posting as AC... in all likelihood nobody is even going to read this.

    So enjoy the lite week; I hope all the participants stick to their guns.

  54. ABOUT VOGON INTERNATIONAL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From their corp site:

    "Our data conversion services ensure that companies retain total access to stored information at all times. All operating systems are supported, from legacy systems to the most recent including WIN 2000."

    Wow, sounds impressive!

    P

  55. 24 inch tapes? by VegeBrain · · Score: 1

    Did anyone notice this near the end of the article: "We see everything from floppy disks to small tapes to the old-style 24-inch reel tapes you see in the movies..." I used to work with those tapes and they definitely were not 24 inches in diameter! More like 24 millimeters. A tape 24 inches across would be the size of a large pizza.

    1. Re:24 inch tapes? by damien_kane · · Score: 1

      By 24" tapes I beliece they are speaking of the diameter of the reel on which the tape is wound.

    2. Re:24 inch tapes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No kidding at all. Note how he speaks about the *reel* being something like 24 inches large, not the tape itself. And yes, these reels reely are that large you can comfortably fit a pizza on'em.

      The tape itself is about half an inch wide, IIRC.
      They come as a single reel. No case, no additional mechanics, just a large plastic dish with a hole in the middle so the machine can turn it. Looks like old-fashioned audio tape, just a bit wider. They used airflow to automatically fiddle the loose end of that tape into the machinery.

      These are the kinds of tapes you see "operators" work with in 1970s-era flicks. Those where the
      guy has to stand up in front of a tape drive the size of a full-size family fridge to load it. Those guys had to *walk* from one tape drive to the other.

  56. better resource by fons · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I used to visit the obsoletecomputermuseum and it's a great site.

    But recently i discovered http://www.old-computers.com and now i'm addicted.

    This site is like a community. Everybody can add a piece to the museum, write reviews,... There are polls, links et. It's just a great site and it's al lot more updated and lively than the (olso great!) obsolutecomputermuseum.

  57. IBAS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    IBAS is another company that offers data recovery.

    http://www.ibas.com

    These guys have some severely cool toys!

  58. Vogon International? by theridersofrohan · · Score: 1
    Would you trust your data to a company called Vogon International?

    Gee, i hope they don't do poetry...

    1. Re:Vogon International? by JimPooley · · Score: 2

      RESISTANCE IS USELESS!!!!

      Bloody hell, I can't believe no-one said that yet...

      --

      "Information wants to be paid"
  59. Any good geek does this by Lumpy · · Score: 2

    I still have 2 working Bernulli drives a 9 track tape reader(and ISA card interface) a magneto-optical drive AND to top it off a 8 inch floppy drive with a standard floppy drive interface adapter scabbed onto it.

    Why? because I have made over $1000.00 over the past year alone on them. (2 jobs, data recovery)
    This is why I also have other older drives that were popular 15-20 years ago.

    Yes 99.7% of the time it takes up space in my heated storage room.... but all it takes is ONE person to need it and then I get big $$$. The best part is data-recovery from working media is easier now cince linux supports most every filesystem and partition known to be in popular use..

    Basically, if you can get working old-stuff like that for free, GRAB IT.. but dont pay for it, that would be silly.

    --
    Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
  60. here's what doesn't work by Wansu · · Score: 2

    Strong magnets don't erase floppies, zip disks, etc..

    Radio Shack's Tape demagnetizer doesn't erase floppies and zip disks.

    CRT Degaussing coils screw up zip disks but I can't tell whether everything is erased. So I don't trust it. I haven't tried hexdump. This coil didn't erase the floppy I tried so I don't have confidence that it will reliably erase media.

    --
    Wansu, th' chinese sailor
    1. Re:here's what doesn't work by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      Strong magnets don't erase floppies, zip disks, etc..

      I have some rather large neodimium magnets and I'd be more than happy to demonstrate how they can. ;-)

      --

      Someone set us up the bomb, so shine we are!
    2. Re:here's what doesn't work by Wansu · · Score: 2

      I have some rather large neodimium magnets and I'd be more than happy to demonstrate how they can. ;-)

      You'd think ... I've tried big speaker magnets and some really strong ones I found at a Hamfest. Neither erased floppies or zip disks. I was surprised. I thought sure they would. They were both strong enough to pick up big hammers 'n shit. The deguassing coil screwed up a zip disk such that I couldn't read it but I'm not convinced the data is unrecoverable. One guy suggested writing zeros with dd and I think that is probably going to be the most effective way for me.

      --
      Wansu, th' chinese sailor
    3. Re:here's what doesn't work by Ziviyr · · Score: 2

      The big reason why the data is so resilient though is (if things haven't changed from the C64) that the magnetic transitions are what hold the data. So you really need to flaten it out magnetically to erase it.

      Oh, and I think while most speaker magnets have nice range they don't have the intensity of the neodymiums I have. I wouldn't be surprised if my largest one could pick me up 'n shit. :-)

      --

      Someone set us up the bomb, so shine we are!
  61. Well, to make an omelet - by heathrow · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    you have to break a few eggs...

    --
    Beauty is truth, truth beauty. That is all ye need to know on Earth, besides TCP/IP.
  62. And my friends mock me ... by Splat · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They will never make fun of my QIC-120 tape drive mounted below my 24x burner again ..

    Case in point:

    Friend of mine used to run a very successful BBS (gasp?! A BBS?!) in this area I helped out with. At it's peak we had 48 telephone lines, an office, and 600 or some users.

    Not to bore you with the details but a partnership was formed, dissolved, and eventually he basically ran out of money.

    Fast forward 5 years later:

    I'm at his house on an unrelated matter. We start talking about the BBS. He mentions how he's got backups of it somewhere but they're on old 120 meg tapes. So I convince him to ransack his room (and we literally do). Eventually we come up with 5 QIC-120 tapes. What to do? Nobody owns one of these drives anymore.

    Ah - but I do! Being a geek who collects old obscure, out of date hardware pays off. I slap the tape drive into my system, collect it to the floppy interface (bleck!) and proceed to load the Coloraod Restore software.

    Tape 1 - Bad
    Tape 2 - Bad
    Tape 3 - Bad
    Tape 4 - Good

    I restored the data to my hard drive, burned it onto a CD-R, copied the system to another computer, tweaked the broken backup until it worked, and brought it up.

    Let's do the timewarp, again - a BBS from 1997 was up in the year 2002 via telnet. I was a god among the users :)

    Moral of the story is data mediums age faster then you think! We're only talking 1997 technology here and no one around me had the capabilities to restore it!

  63. Not paranoid enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Skip the concrete, pour the powder right into an outgoing rip tide.

  64. The real irony of this /. post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real irony here is that Joan Feldman left her employer, Electronic Evidence Discovery, to set up shop on her own. When she did so, she took a bunch of their technology with her to get started.

    EED ended up settling their lawsuit for reasons which remain murky; had they used their own specialty against her, they'd have probably gotten better results. Now EED is well behind the curve because of their reliance on out of date technology and a 90% annual personnel attrition rate. The only stability is in the front office, sales, and upper management--mostly because management grinds their people to dust and/or sacrifices a tech whenever a law firm complains about things.

    Having dealt with both, Joan's company is MUCH easier to deal with, gets better results, and has a much better reputation these days.

  65. /dev/random is overkill by fizbin · · Score: 2

    For these purposes, you don't need a complete stream of cryptographically secure random data, you just need to make certain that the various passes are sufficiently different from each other.

    For that, /dev/urandom will do the trick, and you won't have to wait for your entropy pool to be rebuilt every few thousand bytes. Of course, it'll still take a long time (nothing can speed up that physical disk access), but you can also then let it run unattended on a machine that's disconnected from the rest of the world (and therefore isn't refilling its entropy pool through randomness)

    Oh, and be certain that you do a "sync" between passes. That may not be an issue on a hard drive, but with smaller media (like, say, a zip disk), you want to make certain that the computer doesn't cache the writes.

  66. goodie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someday I will make money off these things
    sitting in a corner.
    zip 100
    jaz 1 gb
    pd
    MO drive
    soon to be DVD ram.
    Maybe I'll keep my OS/2 cd's now.