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Fighting Back Against EULAs

An anonymous reader writes: "Fed up with increasingly obnoxious click-through "agreements" embedded in the retail software I buy, I've posted a very simple script to remove them before clicking "I agree". Without the EULA, I am free to use my software within the bounds of copyright law. Courts have been very inconsistent on the enforceability of EULAs, and I hope this will strengthen consumers' side of the battle. The script is a symbolic gesture as much as anything else, and I want to get people thinking about how ridiculous it is that software companies try to force these one-sided contracts on you after you have paid for something. Also worth a look is cexx.org's Software Vendor License Agreement, which reverses the typical EULA and puts the burden back on the software manufacturer where it belongs."

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  1. You broke it already... by mlknowle · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Remember those little stickers on the CD-ROM pouches? You have already agreed to read the agreement.

    Your script needs to be able to display the EULA, and get past it w/o cliking "agree" or whatever.

    1. Re:You broke it already... by dattaway · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I opened the WindowsME CD with my new laptop with a hammer. The seal was left intact. The media was destroyed. So what's the problem?

      Unfortunately, I have committed a felony under the juristiction of The United States of Microsoft by running a free operating system on my new laptop.

    2. Re:You broke it already... by Danse · · Score: 2

      Actually, if you haven't agreed to the EULA, you can do whatever you like with the software within the limits of copyright law.

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    3. Re:You broke it already... by infinite9 · · Score: 4, Funny


      You have already agreed to read the agreement



      Can we just agree to disagree with the agreement?

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    4. Re:You broke it already... by Danse · · Score: 2

      Who says I purchased a license? I bought a box with a CD that had the program I want on it. Maybe the EULA says I bought a license, but that's after the fact, and I didn't agree to that EULA anyway, therefore only copyright could apply.

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    5. Re:You broke it already... by Suppafly · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Doctrine of first sale. You do own that copy of the software, the company sold it to you on a cd. You bought it and you can use it for its designed purpose within the limits of copyright law. Its not a hard concept to understand, software companies would just like you to believe otherwise. Think about books, its the same concept, you can read a book and give it away or sell it, but you can't photocopy the whole thing and give it to your friend.

      For some bogus eula to be valid, you'd have to read and sign it before buying the software.. thats how some IA business get screwed over, they bundle some agreement with their iopener wannabe device, but don't tell circuit city about it, so consumers go and buy it for the hardware and never bother to activate the pay service.

    6. Re:You broke it already... by Andy_R · · Score: 2

      I wonder how well simply saying "My software didn't have a sticker on it" would fare in court.

      I guess anyone trying to enforce a shrink-wrap agreement would have a very tricky 'burden of proof' placed back on them?

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    7. Re:You broke it already... by Drachemorder · · Score: 2
      "You don't own the software" in the sense that you don't own the rights to distribute it.

      However, you do own the software in the sense that you own that copy of the software and can use it however you like for personal use. You own that copy because you bought that copy; you picked it up off the shelf at Wally World, took it to the register, and paid money for it. You did not agree to any license before you did that, therefore no license is in effect except for standard copyright law. And as long as you don't distribute copies, you aren't violating even a strict construction of copyright law.

    8. Re:You broke it already... by EllisDees · · Score: 2

      Wrong. I own a piece of software I bought in exactly the same way that I own a book that I purchased. A EULA on a piece of software is every bit as ridiculous as a EULA on a book.

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    9. Re:You broke it already... by EllisDees · · Score: 2

      Does it also mean, if I strip a GPL'd piece of software of the GNU license that I don't have to abide by it either?

      Go ahead. Don't accept it. What, exactly, do you think you are going to do with it without the rights that the GPL grants you?

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    10. Re:You broke it already... by vicviper · · Score: 2

      You made me think of something: If you cannot read, are you bound by the agreement?

    11. Re:You broke it already... by EllisDees · · Score: 2

      Wrong again. When you buy a book, you do own one single copy of that work, not just the physical medium that contains the work. You are fairly restricted by copyright law as to what you can do with it, but it is yours. As the poster below pointed out, booksellers did try to place restrictions on what could be done with their sold works, but were slapped down by the courts.

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    12. Re:You broke it already... by Abreu · · Score: 2

      Then you would be violating copyright law.

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  2. Just a thought. by Dr.+Bent · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've always seen on EULA's something to the effect of: "If you cannot accept this agreement, please return this product to the retailer you purchaced it from". Has anyone ever actually done this?...Returned opened software saying 'I couldn't accept the license agreement'? Could you use this as a way to get around the Windows tax on new PCs?

    1. Re:Just a thought. by krails · · Score: 2, Informative

      That was the whole point of the Windows Refund day. Everyone was supposed to ask for refunds from their PC vendors when they didn't agree to the EULA that came with bundled copies of Windows.

    2. Re:Just a thought. by TheABomb · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You can try this, but most retail outfits (at least, the ConglomoCorp Chains) have "no-returns-on -opened-software-except-for-same-title-exchanges" policies. The same policy applies to software, music, and movies. IANAL (yet), but one could try to make the case that if their end of the license is not upheld, then you are free to do with your junk CD as you please.

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    3. Re:Just a thought. by keesh · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I did it once on some software which was supplied with a PC I bought. Note that this is in the UK, so we can get away with a few things that you USians, erm, Americans probably can't.

      Basically it went like this:

      Me: How much would you take off for not installing Windows 98?

      Sales Droid: We always install Windows 98.

      Me: I don't want Windows 98

      (five minutes of this, you know the story)

      I gave up eventually. The machine was underpriced anyway, even including the 'tax'. They'd already installed the OS, so there was no way I'd be able to get that off -- they'd clicked 'I Agree' for me, I suppose.

      What I did get a discount for was all the nonsense that came with the computer. Basically, Office, some virus scanner and so on. I had to take it to the store manager, who told me he'd never heard of anyone not accepting the license agreement before, but eventually he refunded me for everything except the OS.

      Why they wouldn't sell me the computer without the software to begin with, I don't know... Probably to reduce all the idiot calls they get from people who thing Windows is a 'Word Processor' (I'm not making this up, I've heard that one a few times).

      So, anyway, it's worth a try, so long as you don't value your sanity too much.

    4. Re:Just a thought. by sheetsda · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "If you cannot accept this agreement, please return this product to the retailer you purchaced it from". Has anyone ever actually done this?...Returned opened software saying 'I couldn't accept the license agreement'?

      The way you do it is to exchange your "defective" copy first, then return the unopened one they give you.

    5. Re:Just a thought. by gosand · · Score: 2

      Sorry, but do you really think they actually MEAN anything in the EULA that benefits you? Hardly. Sure, you can return it to the retailer - but they don't have to accept it. It doesn't say you'll get your money back, now does it? :-)

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    6. Re:Just a thought. by drDugan · · Score: 4, Funny

      I purchased a shrink wrap machine years
      ago. sits out in my garage. I've never
      had to worry about returning anything in
      a plastic wrapped box!

    7. Re:Just a thought. by Yottabyte84 · · Score: 2

      How much did that cost you?

    8. Re:Just a thought. by terrymr · · Score: 2

      Unfortunately in the case of the windows tax you probably have to return the whole PC because you bought it as a single item.

      However you are entitled to return opened software (for a refund) if it doesn't meet your requirements - this right is provided by the Uniform Commercial Code - The reasoning is that you can't examine the software in the store so you are granted a reasonable period to examine the software at home.

    9. Re:Just a thought. by sqlrob · · Score: 4, Informative

      Check out Bad Software They have a nice little series of things to quote at the drones telling you that you can't return it.

    10. Re:Just a thought. by yamla · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I tried this at Future Shop and they refused to even accept it back. I pointed out that I refused to accept the license agreement and it said that I could return it to my place of purchase but they did not agree. I couldn't be bothered to cause any more fuss but if I get bored one day, I may try it again and get them either to pull off all copies of the software they are selling (because they are refusing to honour the agreement) or give me a signed document stating that I am not bound by the EULA.

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    11. Re:Just a thought. by whovian · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Do these EULAs explicitly permit this -- what is essentially a transfer of the agreement from a sales company (implicitly approved of by the software manufacturer) to the consumer?

      If they are transferable, then in my view there are two logical outcomes: Either the customer has the right to see the EULA on demand, or the sales company who is agreeing to the EULA for the customer ought to be liable for any misuse of the software by the customer.

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    12. Re:Just a thought. by terrymr · · Score: 2

      The license is an agreement between you and the publisher - the contract between you and the retailer is for the sale of the shrink wrapped box which is a sale of goods under UCC.

      The terms of the EULA have no effect on your contract with the retailer as they are not a party to the EULA.

    13. Re:Just a thought. by Ronin+SpoilSpot · · Score: 4, Informative

      I tried to return a Win2K to the shop after having second thoughts. It was an academic license and I wasn't technically a student any more, so I failed to meet the requirements. The shop ofcourse refused to have it back (it was open, how else could I read the requirements), but in the end they gave me 90% of the price back. I complained to the local Microsoft office and they basically admitted that they had no way to force the shops to accept their "return to shop" policy even if it is printed on the box.
      They did give me a free WinXP Pro instead, so I'll live.

      /RS

    14. Re:Just a thought. by Suppafly · · Score: 2

      Yes, but you can't just make a physical object non-transferrable.. They didn't loan it to me, and I'm sure there is some sort of agreement inside, but the first sale doctrine says I can sell it.

    15. Re:Just a thought. by AntiNorm · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I complained to the local Microsoft office and they basically admitted that they had no way to force the shops to accept their "return to shop" policy even if it is printed on the box.

      So what makes them think they have any way to force you to accept all the little policies in the EULA?

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    16. Re:Just a thought. by Suppafly · · Score: 2

      Actually, if it were a gift, they could do even less. Gifts can't legally have conditions applied or they aren't gifts but instead are just consideration for some kind of contract.

    17. Re:Just a thought. by walt-sjc · · Score: 2

      Well, if you paid for it with a credit card, dispute the charge.

  3. Although... by bhsx · · Score: 2, Informative

    it seems like this is at least 'unethical,' it seems a great way to point out the ridiculousness of these gawd-aweful 'legal' contracts. C-net/downloads and other pushers of EULA-ridden software downloads should feature this on their frontpage. Get everyone to start seeing these contracts for what they are.

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    1. Re:Although... by Ed+Avis · · Score: 2

      It would also be fun to have a random EULA generator which puts together a few stock phrases and the occasional ridiculous condition (you agree not to tell anyone you are using this software, etc) into a new licence 'agreement' for each app. A Linux distribution could arrange for it to run whenever application is started for the first time.

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    2. Re:Although... by br0ken+by+design · · Score: 2, Insightful

      it seems like this is at least 'unethical,'

      I wouldn't say it's any more 'unethical' than the thing it's protesting...

      :wq

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  4. Re:Great idea! by 1Oman · · Score: 3, Informative

    If you would take the time to follow th links in the article, you would see that he did not post anything for you to download. He only posted the source.

  5. So where's the EULA for.. by Dynamoo · · Score: 3, Insightful
    So where's the EULA for this dodgy looking script? Then.

    Great idea. Maybe I can take down the speed limit signs in my neighbourhood so I can go as fast as I like. Doh.

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  6. Reverse Engineering though... by Traicovn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If I am correct that may constitute REVERSE ENGINEERING the software though, which may not be allowed under the DMCA, it's a neat idea, but might not hold up in court, and might actually cause aditional headaches...

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    1. Re:Reverse Engineering though... by SecurityGuy · · Score: 2

      While the author of the script may have reverse engineered the installer, a user of the script certainly doesn't. The user of the script just runs it, gaining zero knowledge of how the installer works.

    2. Re:Reverse Engineering though... by Jeremi · · Score: 2

      Copyrights and license agreements are entirely different things. Copyright is something enforced by the government. License agreements are something that the lawyers at the software company made up. Thus, copyright is binding to everyone; license agreements (like any other private contract) are only binding to people who have accepted their terms.

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  7. Another Strategy by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 2

    I was thinking about this a few days ago...

    Send the EULA back to the company with a letter saying that you do not agree to the terms.

    See what they can do to stop you from using their software.

    1. Re:Another Strategy by bnenning · · Score: 2

      That's an excellent idea, and you might not even have to go that far. Most EULAs have a clause saying something to the effect of "this license will terminate without notice if you violate any of the terms". Great! As soon as I violate the terms (say, "reverse engineering" by opening the executable in a hex editor), the EULA is void and I now have a piece of software that I can use in accordance with standard copyright law. Of course, this assumes that EULAs have any validity to begin with, which I don't believe, but it's yet another example of how ludicrous the entire concept is.

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  8. Re:Yay! by K. · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's not a law doofus. That's the point.

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  9. Lets have fun with EULAs... by Xunker · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm going to write some fantastic whizz-bang piece of software just for the pleasure of writting a EULA with a clause that goes "The lisencee of this product must wear a gorilla suit while using said product. Upon violation of this clause, the lisencee agrees to send the author Five (5) kiliograms of Reeses-Pieces(TM) Brand Peanutbutter candies."

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    1. Re:Lets have fun with EULAs... by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 2
      The trouble with this, and with EULAs in general, is that the legal system assumes people will be using it at least SOMEWHAT in good faith.

      The onslaught of psychotic powermongers causes problems because the legal system isn't really geared towards asking, 'wait a minute, does this make any sense or is it just a deranged outburst in legal form?'.

  10. Violation of the DMCA by aozilla · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Unlike many of the strawman arguments against the DMCA, this instance actually is a violation. You're distributing software which circumvents a technological measure that effectively controls access to a copyrighted work. Hopefully you'll go to jail, and we can get our first legitimate constitutional test of the DMCA.

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    1. Re:Violation of the DMCA by parliboy · · Score: 2
      Let me try to understand this folks. Overwriting the EULA is a violation of the DMCA?

      This is saying that the contract is part of the software. For this to be true, it would have to be acknowledged that the license was put to the customer AFTER the customer has already run the software, and BEFORE the EULA. So, since the customer had already begun legal use of the software before entering into the EULA, isn't it a bit to late for Microsoft to enforce usage terms? You can't tell the customer that you have the right to change terms unless you tell them that before they start using the product.

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    2. Re:Violation of the DMCA by sqlrob · · Score: 2

      Go look at the script. If that's all it takes, I'd argue that the measure wasn't effective.

    3. Re:Violation of the DMCA by Krieger · · Score: 2

      That's the horrific part of the DMCA. Technically they can use it to enforce *any* protection method. Hell I remember some company was trying to enforce a ROT13 "encryption" on their product because someone "circumvented" it.

    4. Re:Violation of the DMCA by Drachemorder · · Score: 2

      Really? Wow! I'm going to go straight to the store, buy a Microsoft product, and modify the EULA to read, "By installing this software, Microsoft agrees to release every software product it produces, has ever produced, or will ever produce, under the terms of the GPL."

  11. Selective Enforcement? by photon317 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Aside from the "real" issue that EULAs are morally wrong, surely an appeal can be made to non-enforcement. I don't know the legal wording, but it seems there's probably a way to say in legal terms "Look, this law/contract gets broken hundreds of times per day, and nobody really cares or enforces it, therefore when you single me out and enforce a EULA on me, you're really being discriminatory and using the law/contract to acheive some other goal".

    There must be some legal precedent for the concept of "If you never actively enforce a law, and allow it to be broken (in obvious publicly-visible ways) over and over, you can't then go at a later date enforcing it at will on specific people you decide to target, it's not right".

    For that matter, if such a legal principle exists, I'd really like to see someone apply it to the traffic ticket system as well.

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    1. Re:Selective Enforcement? by underwhelm · · Score: 3, Informative
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    2. Re:Selective Enforcement? by Derkec · · Score: 3, Insightful
      How are all EULAs morally wrong? If I want to sell software on a per-machine basis, I can make you agree either in a paper contract or a EULA that you'll only install it on one machine. If you were to abolish the EULA, I as a developer, would refuse to grant you license to use the software unless you were to sign a paper contract. Or I could do something draconian like build in enforcement of 1 pc into my software. Most contracts and EULAs have an important thing in them. The company selling you the stuff owns the software. You own the CD. They merely are selling you the right to use the software under certain conditions. In principal, this is a reasonable thing to do and not immoral at all.


      Two things brought up are immoral. The first is unreasonable contracts that realistically are rarely read. Unreasonable contracts can be thrown out in court. Also, using unreasonable contracts to harrass people is also slimy. These techniques are underhandy, slimy, mean and hard to defend.

      The other thing is say things like, "X is immoral" or evil or the bane of the free world without supporting it. That's just slinging trash around. The only arguement I can see that all EULAs are immoral is that software should be Free etc etc. That one is still up for debate.


      Basically though, a good EULA is like any other good contract. It clarifies the intent behind the sale and lays down what each party should expect from the other. It lets the user know that if the software blows up the computer, the company selling it won't help. Not helping might be bad, but at least there is acknowledgement of what behavior is expected. At the same time, the end user agrees not to try to burn 50 copies and sell them on the open market.


      Bad EULAs can be used to underhandedly impose the will of a company on the user. A good one clarifies what is expected of the parties. Good ones are not morally wrong. It's sloppy to say that EULAs are morally wrong in general.

    3. Re:Selective Enforcement? by photon317 · · Score: 2

      EULAs *are* immoral. Proprietary software *is* immoral. If you're giong to make a proprietary binary software and sell it to me, I would feel much less wronged if you actually sold me the binary, instead of a license to use as you see fit.

      I feel no need to back up my "EULAs are immoral statement", and it's not sloppy of me to just throw it out there. To back it up one merely has to reference numerous papers published in the free software community. Basic knowledge of the premises of these papers is required reading for participating in a slashdot discussion on software licensing, so it's reasonable for me to make a simple statement of which side of the fence I'm on and assume you know why.

      If you really need pointers, start with a look around gnu.org, lpf.ai.mit.edu, osi, www.tuxedo.org/~esr, etc...

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    4. Re:Selective Enforcement? by jcouvret · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A similar legal principle exists in regard to tresspassing. If a certain section of private land is continually traveled on without permission of the owner, but the owner does not actively attempt to stop the travel on his land for a certain period of time, that section of land becomes a public easement for travel. This applies to such sports as mountain biking, where cyclists continually ride on private land, and if the owner of that land does not actively restrict that travel, it becomes a public trail.

    5. Re:Selective Enforcement? by CmdrSam · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But there's a problem with your argument -- EULAs are contracts that are applied after the product has already been bought. How can the sale be limited by conditions applied after the consumer has already upheld their side (i.e., paid for the software)? You certainly can't do this with contracts over physical objects...if I buy a bottle of shampoo from Target, they can't step in after I've paid for it and received it and say "and now, you have to agree only to use this shampoo on the left side of your head, or you can't use it at all." Why is software different?

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    6. Re:Selective Enforcement? by HiThere · · Score: 2

      Okay. Next time you get a ticket, as the cop why he picked YOU out of the 50 (or so) people speeding with you. There is your answer.

      Actually, that's a valid defense in California. The General Speed Law states that you can't drive at an unsafe speed, and if everyone else is going 70 in a 50 mile zone, you can get a ticket for only going 55. But if the fastest car is going 71, then he can be ticketed. Then, since he's been slowed, the next fastest...

      But they never bother. Only the outriggers get the tickets. If you go at the general speed of the traffic, you are both legal and safe, no matter what the posted speed is. ... Unless you're the only car on the road, of course. Or one of a very few.

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    7. Re:Selective Enforcement? by Derkec · · Score: 2

      So this would all be good if software manufacturers had a flap on their box which contained the EULA?

    8. Re:Selective Enforcement? by walt-sjc · · Score: 2

      Frankly, yes. Then you KNOW what the terms are. I can then compare products based on license terms as well as features. In downloaded software, you also need to have the right to review the terms before you pay for the software.

      In another /. story, we cave the case of the EULA being abused by a file swapping service that allows them to run arbitrary software on your computer and disable your anti-spyware software. While this software is free, it abusive to the consumer and morally repugnant.

    9. Re:Selective Enforcement? by mpe · · Score: 2

      If I want to sell software on a per-machine basis, I can make you agree either in a paper contract or a EULA that you'll only install it on one machine. If you were to abolish the EULA, I as a developer, would refuse to grant you license to use the software unless you were to sign a paper contract.

      Which is find, because then people can actually negotaite with you.Basically though, a good EULA is like any other good contract.

      No it isn't, since you arn't letting one party even know what is in it, let alone negotiate it before they buy.

      It clarifies the intent behind the sale

      Sales don't need any clarification, they involve implied contracts which have been refined over thousands of years.

      At the same time, the end user agrees not to try to burn 50 copies and sell them on the open market.

      There is no need for any special EULA here. Bog standard copyright law applies...

    10. Re:Selective Enforcement? by mpe · · Score: 2

      In another /. story, we cave the case of the EULA being abused by a file swapping service that allows them to run arbitrary software on your computer and disable your anti-spyware software. While this software is free, it abusive to the consumer and morally repugnant.

      Except that by doing this the software is no longer "free" (as in no charge to the end user) since it then uses a portion of their computer and bandwidth.

    11. Re:Selective Enforcement? by Derkec · · Score: 2

      Right, I agree that when there's something nasty and unexpected in there, like removing ad-aware, they are wrong. I feel that most really just afirm what you would expect the deal to be and just clarify the matter before you make a final commitment (installing). There should always be a mechanism to not accept and get a refund. In regards to downloads, some do it the right way. You have to click through the EULA before getting to the download page.

  12. What's interesting by GSloop · · Score: 5, Informative

    about this, is that the SW companies want to treat the EULA like a contract. But there's no negotiation. The power of the parties is vastly different. Take it or leave it contracts often don't stand.

    I'm obviously not a lawyer, but these are points that have come out in court, when contracts are challanged.

    What's so interesting about this, is that it gives the user a chance at negotiation. Sure, it's a farce, but so is the "contract" the EULA tries to put in place. (There's no consideration - you bought the software - money for package - there's the consideration. Now, you must click the EULA too? There's no consideration (transfer of something valuable) happening then, so no contract can ensue.

    So changing the contract to something else isn't any more crack-pipe'ish then the usual EULA.

    Lastly, have you ever read any of those EULA's? I'd bet that 10 lawyers would come up with 10 significantly different interpretations of the "contract." That doesn't even take into account what the courts might do. So, reading your own EULA is almost futile, and who can afford to get an expert legal opinion on 10+ pages of legaleese for every software product they buy.

    EULA's need to get challenged in court, and struck. UCITA needs to die an ugly and nasty death. With UCITA, EULA's will have the real power of law, not just a sham that the SW companies want you to believe.

    Make sure you discuss UCITA with your STATE representatives. UCITA has to pass in your state for it to make it into UCC. You might even consider working to pass laws that provide protections against vendors who are (or will be) in UCITA states.

    Cheers!

    1. Re:What's interesting by Fizyx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Take it or leave it contracts often don't stand.

      IANAL either, but I did take some contract law in business school. As I recall, the precedents (upon which a lot of contract law works in US, Canada, UK, etc.) are that what you call take-it-or-leave-contracts DO stand, if the notice is well posted. E.g., the liability waiver on amusement park tickets, parking lot signs, airplane tickets (the latter usually for loss of luggage, not loss of life). If you don't agree to the terms, your only choice is not to do business with them: altering the contract, such as blue-lining the parking lot sign, won't get you anywhere.

    2. Re:What's interesting by Artagel · · Score: 2

      It is important to fight against the passage of UCITA. Even under the old UCC, shrink-wrap licenses have been held by some courts to be fine. Presumably, the analysis would be much the same for click wrap. See ProCD v. Zeidenburg. A decision that is not without controversy, but still a warning to ignoring your EULA. In general, it is bad to be dragged into court when you look like a thief, as the case shows.

    3. Re:What's interesting by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      But note that they could raise the retail price of Office XP to $900, announcing a $450 rebate offer in the box if you accept the EULA.

      There's a simple reason that they won't do that. They know EULA's aren't enforcible. They don't have any intention of persuing the average consumer in court. The purpose of the EULA is to scare people. Not just to scare the consumer into complying, but also to scare companies like EBay into forcing compliance.

      EULAs cannot take away your right to use the software you buy. They cannot take away your right to first sale. Almost every term in the average EULA is completely unenforcible, and the remaining terms affect things that the average consumer is never going to do.

    4. Re:What's interesting by Andy_R · · Score: 2

      There is 'negotiation'. I cross out all the terms I don't agree with, and the click to agree to what is left, just as I would do with a written contract.

      This is of course legally fairly questionable, but only as questionable as the whole EULA concept of 'you know that thing you just bought? well you didn't actually buy it...'

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    5. Re:What's interesting by zbuffered · · Score: 2

      So if you buy the software, disagree with the EULA, and are unable to return it, does that mean that the EULA is invalid?
      If they (the royal they, in this case) are unable to hold up their side of the bargain, the contract is invalid, right? They broke it, so what you do from there on out that may be covered by it is immaterial. The EULA has been broken and no longer carries force of law.
      If I give a property management agency a security deposit for a house, then they have me sign the lease, but I don't accept the terms of the lease,
      1) I should be able to get my money back, and if not,
      2) If I can't get my money back, I'm not bound by the terms of the EULA/lease/contract.

      Since I don't agree with the EULA, and can't return the software as the EULA states, where does that leave me? I own a legal copy of the software, so I should be able to use this program, accept the "EULA" that's not the original one, and use the software, no?

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  13. Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by Seth+Finkelstein · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Without the EULA, I am free to use my software within the bounds of copyright law.
    This is very dangerous and misleading! There's much law which says you are NOT THE OWNER of the copy, and so you are not reading section 117 correctly. I know, it sounds wrong. I know, it sounds illogical. But that's the law. There's no gimmick, no magic.

    See, for example, the comments about the MAI Systems decsion in this paper:

    Title III was proposed in response to the decision in MAI Systems Corp. v. Peak Computer, Inc.53 MAI involved the limitation on the exclusive rights in computer programs contained in 17 U.S.C. 117, which allows the "owner" of a program to load the program into the machine's random access memory, or "RAM." In MAI, an independent service organization (ISO) serviced a computer which used software licensed to, but not owned by, the customer. The court held that the ISO infringed the copyright in the program by loading the copyrighted software into the RAM of the customer's computer, thereby making a "reproduction" of the copy under 17 U.S.C. - 106. The MAI court ruled that Section 117 only exempted "owners" of software and not "licensees." Title III amends Section 117 to effectively overrule MAI by allowing the owner or lessee of a machine to make or authorize the making of a copy of a computer program under certain conditions for the purpose of repair or maintenance of the computer hardware.

    Specifically, the making of the copy is allowed (1) if the copy is made "solely by virtue of the activation of a machine that lawfully contains an authorized copy of the computer program, for purposes only of maintenance or repair of that machine," (2) if the new copy is used for no other purpose and is destroyed upon completion of the maintenance or repair, and (3) if "any computer program ... that is not necessary for that machine to be activated ... is not accessed or used other than to make such new copy by virtue of the activation of the machine." Significantly, the exception applies only to RAM copies made during the course of hardware maintenance, not software maintenance.

    Disclaimer: I am not a lawyer.

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    1. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      There's much law which says you are NOT THE OWNER of the copy

      Huh? What law is that? You are the owner of the copy. Not the owner of the copyright, but the owner of the copy.

      See, for example, the comments about the MAI Systems decsion

      Huh? "Title III amends Section 117 of the Copyright Act to ensure that independent service organizations do not inadvertently become liable for copyright infringement merely because they have turned on a computer in order to service its hardware components." The whole point of Title III of the DMCA is to avoid that decision in the future.

    2. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by Seth+Finkelstein · · Score: 2
      Huh? What law is that? You are the owner of the copy. Not the owner of the copy\right, but the owner of the copy.
      That's where things get very weird, with the MAI Systems Corp. v. Peak Computer decision. The whole part of the DMCA (Title III) was to overturn that law, but only in the context of hardware maintenance. But it shows that there is law considering that running a program without licence is considered copyright infringement.

      The poster has the idea "I own this copy. Therefore, I can run the program, except the EULA takes away my rights in it. So ha-ha-ha, hack-out the EULA, and I keep all my rights". The flaw in this may be that the very understandable chain of reasoning, is wrong. That is, the situation may be that you own the disk, but not the right to run the program, unless you agree to the EULA.

      I don't like this. But ignoring it won't make it go away.

      Disclaimer: I am not a lawyer.

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    3. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by cscx · · Score: 2

      Huh? What law is that? You are the owner of the copy. Not the owner of the copyright, but the owner of the copy.

      Wrong. You own the license, not the copy.

      Ahem, and I quote:


      19. The Product is protected by copyright and other intellectual property laws and treaties. Microsoft or its suppliers own the title, copyright, and other intellectual property rights in the Product. The Product is licensed, not sold.


      Catch that last sentence?

      Also, to the original article poster: whatever your twisted interpretation of EULAs are, it's flat out wrong wrong wrong. Here, this is straight out of the WinXP EULA:

      YOU AGREE TO BE BOUND BY THE TERMS OF THIS EULA BY INSTALLING, COPYING, OR OTHERWISE USING THE PRODUCT. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE, DO NOT INSTALL OR USE THE PRODUCT; YOU MAY RETURN IT TO YOUR PLACE OF PURCHASE FOR A FULL REFUND.

      If you don't agree... you can't just simply remove the EULA and say you don't agree -- you're still in violation!!! It's like I walked down the street, unbolted the "NO PARKING ANYTIME" sign from the post and say "well, I didn't agree to the sign, so I removed it, and now I can park here persuant to normal traffic laws!"

    4. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by mjh · · Score: 4, Informative
      This is very dangerous and misleading! There's much law which says you are NOT THE OWNER of the copy, and so you are not reading section 117 correctly. I know, it sounds wrong. I know, it sounds illogical. But that's the law. There's no gimmick, no magic.

      What about this, which is a court finding that says that despite the EULA, the exchange of money for software is a sale. From the article in question:

      "The Court understands fully why licensing has many advantages for software publishers. However, this preference does not alter the Court's analysis that the substance of the transaction at issue here is a sale and not a license," Judge Pregerson writes. If you put your money down and walked away with a CD, you bought that copy, EULA or no EULA.

      Here's a link to the full text of the decision.

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    5. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by Seth+Finkelstein · · Score: 2
      Note the part of that article:
      It helped that Softman hadn't even had to click a clickwrap
      An interesting aspect is that the defendants never ran the software. So this doesn't involve the copyright issues.

      It may happen that the whole licensed-not-sold idea gets thrown out, eventually. I'd be in favor of it. But the situation is just not as trivial as the poster of the EULAcide program would have it.

      Disclaimer: I am not a lawyer.

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    6. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by Dr.+Awktagon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The argument you're making is in fact the entire point: just because Microsoft printed words in their EULA, that doesn't mean they are a binding legal contract.

      I consider EULA's to be simply a promise by the software vendor: we promise not to sue you if you do this and this, etc. That does not automatically mean they are morally or legally right, or that they would win such a lawsuit.

      That's all that makes EULA's "binding": the threat of being sued. The software companies know that their power is tenuous here, and hope for legislation like UCITA that really makes it binding. ANY company would love to be able to dictate exactly what you could do with their product, so they could bill you for the different "privileges" of doing different things with the product.

      Imagine if Ford said that by displaying the Ford trademarked logo in public, including on your car, you agree to a "Ford logo license", which says you can only drive 35mph or slower. For $1 per mph over 35, you can earn the privilege of driving over 35mph. Whenever Ford needed more income, they could just adjust the fees and cutoffs (be sure to check ford.com weekly for license updates) until they maximized profit. Whenever that didn't work, they could just send in the "Ford license enforcers" with speed guns, because somebody somewhere is probably violating the license. And if you don't keep accurate records of your speed, they offer you a settlement in compromise, just like the friendly folks at the BSA!

      EULAs give software vendors too much power. The best thing to do is use Free/Open Source software, next best thing is to ignore the EULAs.

    7. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      This is the problem. If you don't own the copy, but only the disk, then it seems that section 117 has been legal-hacked.

      The disk contains the copy of the software.

      It's obvious that it would make sense that you own the copy of the program. But then, the whole system seems to be built on the idea that you don't own a copy of the program, merely "license" the right to run the program.

      No. The EULA may be built on that idea, but the law is not. When I buy a CD from a store, I am buying a physical object, which I then own. On that physical object is a physical copy of software. I own that physical copy of that software. The EULA may say otherwise, but the EULA is wrong.

      If you can get away with ignoring the EULA because you're too small-fry, then the strip-EULA program is irrelevant anyway.

      I agree with you there. This strip-EULA program is completely irrelevant. In fact, using it may subject you to the DMCA, copyright infringement for creating an unauthorized derivitive work, etc.

      But I've seen enough legal debate over whether you actually do own the copy, that I think the poster is treading onto very dangerous ground if he or she believes he's unarguably correct.

      It's arguable, but my own personal opinion is that EULAs are completely non-binding if all you do is use the software. And since I'm now stepping into the world of opinions, I should state that IANAL and this is not legal advice.

      By the way, whether or not you own the copy is based on state law, not federal law, so that's part of the reason you're going to see so many varying legal opinions. Copyright law is federal, but contract law and most commerce law is state.

    8. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by bnenning · · Score: 2
      The Product is licensed, not sold.


      Because Microsoft says something does not make it true. See the recent Adobe bundling case, where the ruling was that if it looks like a sale, it's a sale.


      It's like I walked down the street, unbolted the "NO PARKING ANYTIME" sign from the post and say "well, I didn't agree to the sign, so I removed it, and now I can park here persuant to normal traffic laws!"


      Do you own the "No Parking" sign? Probably not, so you're guilty of vandalism at a minimum. On the other hand, you do own the *copy* of the software.

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    9. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      Catch that last sentence?

      Just because it's written in a Microsoft EULA doesn't mean it's the law. I challenge you to find a legal opinion backing up your claim that I do not own the physical copy of software which I bought.

      It's like I walked down the street, unbolted the "NO PARKING ANYTIME" sign from the post and say "well, I didn't agree to the sign, so I removed it, and now I can park here persuant to normal traffic laws!"

      It's not illegal to park in a certain place because of the sign. It's illegal to park there because the county parking authority passed a rule stating that it's illegal to park there, and the legislature passed a law saying you have to listen to the county parking authority.

    10. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by cscx · · Score: 2

      No you don't BUY software. You BUY a license and a copy of the media. The EULA is not a law but is protected by law:

      17. APPLICABLE LAW. If you acquired this Product in the United States, this EULA is governed by the laws of the State of Washington. If you acquired this Product in Canada, unless expressly prohibited by local law, this EULA is governed by the laws in force in the Province of Ontario, Canada; and, in respect of any dispute which may arise hereunder, you consent to the jurisdiction of the federal and provincial courts sitting in Toronto, Ontario. If this Product was acquired outside the United States, then local law may apply.

    11. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by Arandir · · Score: 2

      That is, the situation may be that you own the disk, but not the right to run the program, unless you agree to the EULA.

      Where does it say this in 17 USC 117? I don't care what the EULA says, I care what the law says. And I can't find what you're referring to.

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    12. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by rossz · · Score: 2

      Except I own my copy of the software, unless I agree to the EULA which changes my ownership to licensee. I don't accept the EULA, so I don't accept the change of terms. I own it. I can do whatever the hell I want with it.

      The only thing that will change this is my signature on a properly negotiated contract.

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    13. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by EllisDees · · Score: 2

      You are just flat-out wrong. By purchasing a piece of software, you are bound by the exact same laws that govern the purchase of a book. Unless you sign some agreement before you purchase the software that restricts you in some way, you are free to use it in any way that copyright law allows. It really doesn't matter what the EULA says.

      Print it out and use it as toilet paper - at least then it would be useful for *something*.

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    14. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by jdavidb · · Score: 2

      Imagine if Ford said that by displaying the Ford trademarked logo in public, including on your car, you agree to a "Ford logo license", which says you can only drive 35mph or slower. For $1 per mph over 35, you can earn the privilege of driving over 35mph.

      Considering what people usually say to drivers in front of them on the freeway going less than 50 mph, I hardly think that would be a good way of building positive brand recognition.

    15. Re:Dangerous misunderstanding of "No EULA" and law by cscx · · Score: 2

      If I have the right to run the installer, and I never accept any agreement which reduces my rights, then the implication is that I have the right to run the software that is installed by the installer.

      Uh, no, that is soooo twisting the truth to fit what you think is right. The installer and what is installed are two distinct pieces of software. The installer doesn't require you to accept a EULA to use it... under your argument, you have to agree to a EULA before you use ANY software. Remember, installer != software installed.

  14. EULAs and Return Policies by athakur999 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The problem with most packaged software is you don't see the EULA until after you've opened the box, and many stores will refuse to refund money on opened software. Effectively, this means if you don't accept the EULA theres nothing you can do, aside from finding someone else to buy it off you, most likely at a loss.

    As for this software, I can't see it holding up in any court. You can't say "I shut my eyes everytime I drove past a speed limit sign" and expect a judge to let you off the hook for going 120.

    This also removes any incentive for companies to change their EULAs. After all, they're still getting $50 or whatever from you, whether you avoid the EULA or not. Vote with your wallet people...

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    1. Re:EULAs and Return Policies by Phanatic1a · · Score: 2

      You can't say "I shut my eyes everytime I drove past a speed limit sign" and expect a judge to let you off the hook for going 120.


      The difference is that the speed limit is a law, and EULAs certainly aren't.

      How do you suggest people be bound to the terms of contracts they never agreed to? While a click-through license is something of a legal grey area, unagreed-to contracts don't seem to be; the day after you buy a new car, Ford can send someone to your house demanding you sign a contract that says "Everytime you drive over the speed limit, you pay for $100," but if you don't sign it, there's no way that you're going to be bound by it.

      The software manufacturers tried to set things up so that you must "agree" to their contract before you install their software. This script allows yo to install the software without agreeing to the license. So how can you be bound by the terms of the license?

    2. Re:EULAs and Return Policies by w3woody · · Score: 2

      You can't say "I shut my eyes everytime I drove past a speed limit sign" and expect a judge to let you off the hook for going 120.

      You can't do that in California because the posted speed limit is legally considered an "advisory" sign. The actual speed limit in California for all roads is whatever speed is considered "safe" and "reasonable" for that particular area. (It's also why you could be doing 40 miles an hour in a 45 mph zone and still get a speeding ticket if conditions warrant--such as in heavy fog.)

      EULAs are for all intents and purposes contracts which you agree to by clicking the "I Agree" button (or whatever); unfortunately for those who support EULAs, there are some restrictions on contractual enforcement, such as the notion of a "contract of coersion", where you are coerced to agree with a contract (such as the condition you are describing), and the problem of contract enforcability with contracts made with minors.

      Speed limit signs, however, are not contracts. You don't agree to obey speed limit signs by the act of driving.

    3. Re:EULAs and Return Policies by gillbates · · Score: 3, Interesting
      IANAL, but generally speaking, in order for a contract to be valid, it must not be made "under duress." For example, if a criminal broke in and forced you at gunpoint to sign over your house to him, the contract would be unenforceable because one of the parties made the decision under duress. Likewise, someone who is drunk, under age, or mentally ill cannot legally enter into a contract.

      In the current instance, clearly, one party is under duress because they cannot return the software to the store for a refund - the vendor won't take it back - a stipulation often made by software companies. Thus, the end user's only option is to not install the software (thereby losing the purchase price), or click the "I agree" button. Since the contract is made under the threat of losing the purchase price, the user is not legally able to enter into the contract relationship - the option to back out of the contract is not really an option at all. Thus, most EULA's are unenforceable without this software.

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    4. Re:EULAs and Return Policies by arkanes · · Score: 2
      I believe, and it's been a long time since I had to care about his, that driving "faster than the posted speed limit" is in and of itself a violation - the common "speeding ticket". This is why you can get ticked for going 60 in a 55 on a clear, dry day with perfect visibililty and no traffic on the road - in other words, perfectly safe under the conditions.

      Reckless/Unsafe driving is ALSO considered a violation, and thats why you can get pulled over and ticketed for driving within the speed limit but too fast for conditions.

      I believe the white signs (speed limit signs) are the ones with legal force, yellow signs (as in, 25 MPH curve ahead) are advisory. It's illegal to drive faster than the white sign, but only illegal to drive faster than the yellow sign if it's unsafe.

      Your last point is also totally correct :)

    5. Re:EULAs and Return Policies by MrResistor · · Score: 2
      You can't say "I shut my eyes everytime I drove past a speed limit sign" and expect a judge to let you off the hook for going 120.

      If I were a judge I would let you off of the speeding ticket for that excuse, but I would also nail you for the more serious crimes of reckless endangerment or, if the situation warranted, attempted murder. Then you'd really feel like an idiot for claiming you were driving 120mph with your eyes closed!

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    6. Re:EULAs and Return Policies by FurryFeet · · Score: 2

      As for this software, I can't see it holding up in any court. You can't say "I shut my eyes everytime I drove past a speed limit sign" and expect a judge to let you off the hook for going 120.

      That's because the Stop sign is placed by an authority and has the force of law. Ignorance of the law does not excuse its enforcement.
      EULAs are NOT law. That's where your comparison is flawed. It's just a civil contract, and it can be contended for a number of reasons, including: It's incomprehensible, it's unreasonable, it was accepted under duress, and several others.

    7. Re:EULAs and Return Policies by w3woody · · Score: 2

      I believe, and it's been a long time since I had to care about his, that driving "faster than the posted speed limit" is in and of itself a violation - the common "speeding ticket". This is why you can get ticked for going 60 in a 55 on a clear, dry day with perfect visibililty and no traffic on the road - in other words, perfectly safe under the conditions.

      It turns out in California that you in fact *are* permitted to drive above the posted speed limit, if you can demonstrate that the day was nice and clear, or that there was little traffic. The purpose of this exception, by the way, is to undermine the ability of local municipalities to set up "speed traps", where they set a short stretch of road 10 MPH under the rest of the throughway.

      (This is also why a municipality in California can only enforce speed limit laws using radar guns on stretches of road which have had a 'speed survey', and set the speed limits accordingly. For those who don't know, a 'speed survey' is a survey where you measure the speed of every car going past a particular point for a period of time, and set the speed limit so that at least 85% of the cars measured during your test period are under that speed.)

      The city where I live, Glendale, just got it's legal ass handed to it by a judge who said that the posted speed limits in Glendale were set too low, and advised my city to either update the speed limits, or lose the right to enforce speed limits within the city boundaries. (The evidence showed that Glendale set the speed limits lower than traffic engineers suggested or the speed surveys showed, in large part because of political pressure.)

      But then, this is the law in California. Your milege may vary. (Pardon the pun.)

  15. Re:don't complain by drDugan · · Score: 2

    the "don't complain" message is exactly how
    we got into most of the mess people are in
    today. Lets sit back and say nothing while
    large corporations, (whose only motivation is
    to TAKE money from everyone it can) dictactes
    how we live and what we can and can't do.


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  16. Don't agree? Don't use the software! by JoeWalsh · · Score: 2

    Attempts to circumvent the broken way commercial software is treated in the US are, while sometimes amusing, ultimately counterproductive.

    The best way to deal with restrictive EULAs is to use alternative software that is without such restrictions. Where there are no alternatives, and where the software is essential to some necessary task, the EULA will have to be accepted (or the task avoided) - at least until a freer alternative is created. But where there are alternatives, use the software with the better, more customer-centric license.

    Stunts such as these don't really change anything. The manufacturer still gets the money from the sale, encouraging him or her to continue down the path of greater and greater restrictions of user freedoms. Better never to buy the software at all.

  17. Nope. Did not test. by timothy · · Score: 2, Informative

    a) He posted the source.

    b) I don't have a Windows machine around to test it. They crash too much, and the software which makes them useful tends to come with crappy EULAs.

    c) See b) :)

    timothy

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    1. Re:Nope. Did not test. by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2
      1. I just have a real problem with recommending software that you have not personally tried, much less that you do not even own a copy of the operating system it runs on.
      2. Bashing Windows like that makes you look like an ignorant eL33t l1n1x k1dd0.
      3. Points off for manually typing your items and seperating them with BR BR instead of listing them nicely with OL/LI.
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  18. Re:Contract law... by Sc00ter · · Score: 2
    "It's akin to paying someone for a car and driving it off the lot without all the paperwork signed."

    Paperwork for what? I give you money, you give me car, thank you, bye..

  19. Textarea by red5 · · Score: 3, Funny

    My favroit EULA have alwase been the ones used in online forms. Where they put the EULA in a .
    I remove all the text and replace it with "I AGREE TO NOTHING".
    Is this still legaly binding?

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    1. Re:Textarea by HiThere · · Score: 2

      Umnh... remember a few years ago, when congress passed a law making digital signitures legally binding, but conveniently neglecting to define what a digital signiture was?

      That law is still on the books. If it's ever been tested, I didn't hear about it. My guess, though, is that by now clicking on the agree button might qualify. One would hope not, but consider the recent legislation, consider the record of the current court. It might well count.

      That what when I decided to move to Linux.

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  20. DMCA Lawsuit waiting to happen... by supabeast! · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Good god... someone start a clock that runs until lawsuits force google to shut this down and the feds arrest everyone who posts a mirror. Save this one to a text file!

  21. Re:You broke it already...not by gosand · · Score: 2
    Remember those little stickers on the CD-ROM pouches? You have already agreed to read the agreement.


    But who says I read the sticker on the CD-ROM pouch?

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  22. One thing that scares me about notebooks... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

    ... is that you cannot, that I'm aware of, go build your own. I went and did some laptop shopping the other day, and I think it was Gateway that was trying to force Office XP on me. I can't buy an OSless laptop, at least not from a reputable dealer. I can't go buy the components to build a laptop. MS has a monopoly here that the retailers helped create.

    Anybody have any tips for me? I have a feeling I'm going to have to pay the MS tax, at least for now. But one of my biggest hopes is that Linux laptops will start to become popular, then the legitimate copy of Win2k that I've bought can just be transferred over, instead of having a brand new license that cost me money.

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    1. Re:One thing that scares me about notebooks... by gorillasoft · · Score: 3, Informative

      Anybody have any tips for me?

      Go here.

    2. Re:One thing that scares me about notebooks... by cipher264 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The next best thing to building your own:
      http://www.emperorlinux.com/
      Laptops, note books with linux already installed.
      If you're keen on building your own, your can usually pick up an older type laptop for cheap, and then start from there.
      People have been working on this kind of thing for quite a while. Do a google search on "Build your own laptop"
      Good luck!

    3. Re:One thing that scares me about notebooks... by Zerth · · Score: 2, Informative

      1. Buy broken laptops on ebay/elsewhere.
      2. Scavenge each for parts and build 1 good laptop.
      3. Sell remains of scavenged laptops on ebay to similar persons, possibly for what you bought them for.

      My GF recently received a laptop with a busted screen. Cost for OEM LCD? Like 400US. Cost for a stripped laptop with an unbroken screen? 50US. Selling price for same laptop sans screen? 40US to someone who needed the keyboard because OEM keyboards are almost as ridiculous.

      Plus my GF got the shipping insurance, which more than covered the 10US net for the screen.

    4. Re:One thing that scares me about notebooks... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "Only morons need a laptop to carry around just
      to help them remember the name of the company they
      work at or the telephone number of the last Ho
      they had."


      Actually what I want to do is take my porn with me when I travel. :P

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    5. Re:One thing that scares me about notebooks... by NumberSyx · · Score: 2

      Anybody have any tips for me?

      Lycoris.com is a good start, though it looks like they are sold out for the time being. A quick search on Google also yeilded qlilinux.com . They are available, but if you are expecting to get one from one of the top 5 OEM's, Dell etc, you can probably forget it.

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    6. Re:One thing that scares me about notebooks... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      Thanks to everybody who replied. :)

      I think what I'm going to do is give IBM another once-over. I'm giving Sony a good hard look too. They have built in Firewire, which would compliment my DV Video Camera quite nicely.

      Just wish I could save my self the $300-$500 MS tax.

      Thanks all!

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  23. Re:Yay! by aozilla · · Score: 2

    Read your history books. Many people have been killed and/or gone to jail for performing symbolic acts.

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  24. Seems pretty pointless, even if symbolic by Deagol · · Score: 2
    Nobody is going to care about this.

    What someone really needs to do is blatantly violate a stupid eula clause and tell the whole world.

    For example, someone needs to buy a copy of SQL Server or Oracle and publish benchmarks about the product, thus violating the EULA. Or guy that M$ devel kit and write some GPL's software. Then, when they get taken to court, take it as far as it will go.

    Yeah, I know... us mere mortals without bottomless pockets simply can't afford to do this. I can still dream that some tech-savy, eccentric millionaire will take on such a cause.

    1. Re:Seems pretty pointless, even if symbolic by geekoid · · Score: 2

      even better, you write a small pice of software, send it to everybaody at microsoft. Put in the EULA that you are authorized to monitor and audit there computer system anytime you want to avoid "piracy".
      Put a clause in that says the person clicking on the agreement turns all MS shares over to you.

      Someone in a company that size will click on it without reading it, then show up to do the audit. When they don't let you do it, and refuse to turn there shares over to you, Take them to court.

      It would be especially funny if it was an IQ measuring software package.

      Man I wish I had a billion dollars.

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  25. Another strategy? by JaguarsRevenge · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe the thing to do when installing the software would be to click the "I do not agree" button.
    Then call their tech support line (if it exists!) and complain that the installation program is broken because it fails to install the software.

  26. fundamental question by drDugan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    lots of people are writing and talking about
    following laws, this law, that law etc. The
    discussion really is a specific instance of
    more fundamental questions:

    When a law doesn't make sense, should people
    follow it? At what point do you realize
    that the motivations of the people creating
    laws are not aligned with their interests?

    1. Re:fundamental question by unorthod0x · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Anyone in a free society where the laws are unjust has an obligation to break the law."
      - Henry David Thoreau

      "As long as the superstition that people should obey unjust laws exists, so long will slavery exist. And a passive resister alone can remove such superstition."
      - Mahatma Ghandi

      "One has not only a legal but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws."
      - Martin Luther King Jr.

    2. Re:fundamental question by aozilla · · Score: 2

      When a law doesn't make sense, should people follow it?

      Depends on how important it is to break the law, how harsh the penalties are, and how likely it is you'll get caught.

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  27. Re:Contract law... by nagora · · Score: 2
    You're also violating contract law.

    Don't talk shite. If it's a contract, where's your signiture? Or that of the vendor?

    EULA's are just a pile of FUD, for a start it's not legally a licence since there is no term or renewal requirements in most cases.

    It simply is not possible to enter into a contract with a machine, which is what these useless bits of crap ask you to do.

    It's akin to paying someone for a car and driving it off the lot without all the paperwork signed.

    No, its akin to someone fully paying for a car and refusing to sign a form agreeing to give the seller their firstborn child. It's not a legal requirement for purchase and it's not legally binding even if they did sign it.

    TWW

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  28. Crossing your fingers means you don't promise by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 5, Funny

    By long-standing common law precedent, if you cross your fingers while you click, you don't have to abide by the terms. If you feel like going the extra mile, you can tell the dialogue box in person that you don't accept some or all of the provisions.

    1. Re:Crossing your fingers means you don't promise by grammar+fascist · · Score: 2

      Somebody alert SatireWire! We have a new headline!

      BSA Reports Rise In Finger-crossing While Clicking "I Agree"

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  29. my car Eula by josepha48 · · Score: 2
    When I bought my car they made me sign a EULA. It said that I must fill it up with gas, not speed, use turn signals, and drive carefully... yeah right.. can you imagine if everything had a EULA? Why is it just software? When you buy a car you have restrictions on by state laws and fed laws and insurance, but not a eula. Most hardware does not make you sign a EULA. Why software?

    What I'd like to know is who wrote the first software EULA?

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    1. Re:my car Eula by King_TJ · · Score: 2

      Well, this is basically because you don't actually buy a piece of software. You really buy the rights to use the program under their specified terms. Unlike a car, which is a piece of tangible property you own after you purchase it, software purchases are nothing more than contracts to use the code on your conputer.

      (Well yeah, when you buy it retail, you usually get the media the software is on, and a nice instruction book - but that part is purely optional. You can just as easily buy nothing but a license to use the product, with no media included.)

  30. Actually DMCA MAY cover... by sterno · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The DMCA forbids the creation and distribution of access control circumvention devices. The EULA agreement, during installation, could be interpreted to be a form of access control. The software will not, ordinarily, install on your system unless you click the "I Accept" button. Therefore it is controlling your access to the software and anybody who bypasses the EULA may not be authorized to use the software.

    Welcome to the wonders of poorly written legal language...

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    1. Re:Actually DMCA MAY cover... by Com2Kid · · Score: 2

      In that case Microsoft's CAB extracting utilities violate the DMCA, since many applications come compressed in CAB files and extracting the files from that CAB is all that is needed to 'install' the application.

      Ships with every copy of Windows as I recall, and updated versions are publicly available from Microsoft. . . .

      What about some of the really cheesy programs that come as ZIP files accompanied with an EXE to extract them after showing a EULA? Is WinZip a DMCA violator then as well?

  31. Re:Great idea! by shawnmelliott · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've looked at the code and it does do what it says. Here's the deal with it.

    It runs through the subfolders of the system temp folder

    For each file it finds. it opens it to check to see if it's ascii. If it is then it does define te POSSIBILITY of it being an EULA. If that's the case it then checks to see if the file contains the following terms

    license(s)
    agreement
    eula
    term(s) and(s) conditions
    limited(s) license
    limited(s) warranty

    it also does a second check for the following
    reverse-[anychar]?(s)[anything]engineer
    dis-[anychar]assemble
    de-[anychar]compile
    as-[ anychar] [anything]is

    If either of those shows a match in the file that was found. It asks if you want to overwrite the EULA with a predefined one and if the user selects YES then and ONLY then does it overwrite the specified file

    It doesn't modify any other files, it doesn't overwrite files without a specific click on a message box by the user running the script

    This code as of 11:53 AM on May 1st is clean and safe to use barring somebody modifies it later

  32. Re:Great idea! by sqlrob · · Score: 2

    Try looking at it first. It ain't all that complicated.

    Open every file, see if it meets certain criteria, then check for certain regexes. That's it.

  33. Hot steam by BlueUnderwear · · Score: 4, Funny
    Remember those little stickers on the CD-ROM pouches?

    No problem: use hot steam to melt the glue and gently detach them, rather then "breaking" (i.e. tearing) them. Or just cut through the pouch at the other end, and take the CD out from the rear without "breaking the seal".

    Then keep the intact "seal" on file along with all the other license documentation, as proof that you did not agree ;-)

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    1. Re:Hot steam by thewalledcity · · Score: 2

      I think the usually say "by opening this blah blah" not "by breaking this sticker", on the cd pouch thingys.

      Besides if that EULAs are accepted in court, they would go by the spirit of the law, not by some stu^H^H^Hcreative workaround.

    2. Re:Hot steam by BlueUnderwear · · Score: 2
      If you don't agree don't buy the software.

      But the catch is that you only get to see the EULA after you've already bought and paid for the software (incidentally, this fact is also what makes EULA's legally questionable: it's as if the seller altered the terms of purchase after the fact.).

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  34. Re:Is this really a DCMA violation? by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2

    You are disabling "access control".

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  35. No such thing as "I agree to agree..." by realgone · · Score: 2
    somewhere on the package or CD it informs you that you agree to accept the EULA
    Unless the full text of the EULA is printed alongside that packaging statement, this would also lack a legal leg to stand on. In essence, it would force someone to agree to a contract without even being able to see the full text of that document.
  36. Um... by jmu1 · · Score: 2

    isn't that a direct fracture of the rules as set forth by the DMCA? That would, in effect, be a circumvention of copyright procections. If you don't agree to the terms of use, yet use the software, you have stolen intellectual properties that previously had (even if not tested) legal protection. I haven't noticed many people here stating that just because the GNU GPL hasn't been truly tested in court means it is invalid. I'm not saying I support any such laws, but it is the law, all the same.

  37. Re:Personal Computing Policies? by tps12 · · Score: 2
    I think this is the best path to follow. Another easy solution would be to modify your windowing system such that any button with the title "I agree" would be displayed as "I disagree". Note that this does not modify the original program: the program has simply requested that something be drawn by the windowing system, which really can do whatever it wants with that request.

    Of course, said modifications would likely violate MS's EULA, but maybe you could get around this by running the software through a modified Wine over cygwin.

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  38. Re:Great idea! by tommck · · Score: 2
    This code as of 11:53 AM on May 1st is clean and safe to use barring somebody modifies it later

    <sarcasm>
    You insensitive PIG! How dare you assume that we're all in your time zone! You're so timezone-centric. People on Slashdot have got to start being more global. I'm sick of everyone posting things only about YOUR timezone! What about the other 23/24ths of the world, huh??? Bastard!</sarcasm>

    Seriously.. just a parody of all the annoying whiners talking about the US-centricity of this site.

    T

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  39. Re:EULAs have become an acceptable standard. by SecurityGuy · · Score: 2
    Do you really want to go through a lengthy contract negotiation procedure, or even have to sign your name, for every piece of software you buy?


    No, I don't want to do that. What a hassle for the less than 5 titles I'd buy in a typical year. Where it gets fun is imagining how much a hassle it would be for Micro$oft having to do so for every one of the millions (billions?) of software products they sell. Simply put, it hurts them a lot more than it hurts me. It would push the cost of software to the point where their sales would drop precipitously. It would move the outrageousness of their requirements to the fore in consumer's minds.


    So no, I don't want it, but we need something better than outrageously restrictive EULAs. Reasonable EULAs might nudge me to not caring if they're enforceable or not. If they won't give me reasonable EULAs and insist on contract status for EULAs, then what the heck, give me a real contract.

  40. Common sense? by davie · · Score: 4, Interesting

    To expect someone to be bound to the terms of a contract after a sale is ridiculous. Either it is a sale or it isn't. If it's a sale, then I own it and can do with it as I see fit. If it's not a sale then calling it that is a misrepresentation. Call it a rental or a lease, because that's what it amounts to.

    If you or I sold someone a car, house or any other property then stuck a contract in the buyer's face and told them "sign it or give me back the property" we'd be a laughing stock, and no court in the world would consider the case. Why should software be any different. If Microsoft and other vendors expect end users to be bound by the terms of a contract they should be required to present the contract in advance of the purchase, period.

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    1. Re:Common sense? by schporto · · Score: 2

      Ever bought a house?
      Yes I can do anything to the house I want however the house I just bought is part of the home owners association and part of the agreement to buy that house said that I agreed to join the HOA. Now the rules of the HOA are such that I must abide by those terms or else (dum-dum-duuum). So yeah you do get stuck with a contract when you buy a house.
      Or a car, unless you buy that car with pure cash the finance company usually stipulates that the car must have insurance.
      -cpd

    2. Re:Common sense? by davie · · Score: 2

      the house I just bought is part of the home owners association and part of the agreement to buy that house said that I agreed to join the HOA.

      The agreement that was presented to you and that you signed before you handed over the money, correct?

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    3. Re:Common sense? by davie · · Score: 2

      To expect someone to be bound to the terms of a contract after a sale is ridiculous.

      I should have written: "To expect someone to be bound to the terms of a contract not presented to them until after a sale..."

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    4. Re:Common sense? by aozilla · · Score: 2

      Try calling a support number and asking them what the EULA says, they'll feed you B.S. about what they think it says, with lots of "Basically"'s...

      But ultimately they do it because we let them. If you tried to buy a house and the seller said "I won't let you see the contract until after you sign it," you'd tell them to go to hell. But with software that's exactly what so many consumers are willing to do.

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    5. Re:Common sense? by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 2

      It would be like buying a car, and after you sign all the papers for the loan, and you have given him your money for the downpayment...

      The dealer pulls you're new car around the frount and tells you the keys are in the glove box. You open it up to find an evelope that reads 'By breaking the seal on this evelope, you agree to the following opperating agreement', filled with a few pages of very small print.

      And, if you disagree, the dealer won't take the car back.

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  41. Re:don't complain by King_TJ · · Score: 3, Interesting

    No, just because you put it in writing doesn't mean it's legally binding. This happens all the time. Companies try to get out of responsibility for damages their product could cause by printing up statements absolving them of liability. Nonetheless, if taken to court, they often are found liable anyway.

    In the case of EULAs, software companies often overstep their bounds, placing demands on the consumer that are unreasonable because they infringe on the user's own rights.

    EG. I once saw an EULA for DeLorme's Street Atlas software that said you agreed not to use the product with any GPS device that wasn't authorized by them for use with their software. Sorry, but they can't tell me I'm violating their license agreement if I plug in a Garmin hand-held GPS to a COM port on my PC, place the Garmin in compatibilty (NMEA) mode, and get it working with Street Atlas. I have the right to use the Garmin with my PC any way I like.

  42. EULAs are broken, but... by dreamword · · Score: 2, Interesting

    IANAL (yet), but --

    This software is no solution. Imagine the following 'solution':

    I make brown, sugary, cola-flavored carbonated beverages. I hit upon a great name for my product -- "Coca-Cola". Now, "Coca-Cola" is a trademark. It says so right on the can I'm holding.

    The obvious solution? I take out a marker and scratch out the "(R)" symbol next to the mark "Coca-Cola". I make a template that goes over the can so that other people can scratch out the "(R)" never having seen it, knowing only that it might be in their best interests to scratch it out.

    Now, is "Coca-Cola" no longer a defensible trademark? Am I allowed to call my brown sugary beverage "Coca-Cola", since I never saw the little "(R)"? Are the users of my template allowed to do so? No.

    Now, there are huge problems with EULAs anyway (no meeting of minds = no enforcable contract), but this is not the solution.

    1. Re:EULAs are broken, but... by SecurityGuy · · Score: 2
      I'm going to wear out my keyboard explaining this to people who should know better.


      The (R) is NOT the law. The (R) is nothing more than a notice to you that the term is a registered trademark. There's an actual law on the books that lets people and corporations register trademarks, and gives them legal protection when they do so. There is no law, other than UCITA, which happily hasn't passed in many places, which gives EULAs power. They aren't contracts, but the software vendors who use them want to treat them as if they are. If you don't enter into a contract, you aren't bound by it. If you ignore legal fact, that Coca-Cola is a registered trademark, you're every bit as subject to the laws regarding abuse and misuse of registered trademarks as if you don't ignore it. You can't ignore a law and make it go away. You can ignore a contract you haven't signed. Contracts you don't enter into have no force.


      Here's one:

      By responding to this comment you agree to put me in your will and to leave to me, upon your demise, no less than 50% of your assets. If you have no will, you agree to draft one with the assitance of a lawyer no later than the end of May, which contains a provision leaving me at least 50% of your assets.

      That's much like a EULA. If you don't respond to my comment, you can safely ignore it. If you DO respond to my comment, you can probably safely ignore it as being unenforceable. If I describe to you my patented invention and tell you that you may not use it without paying me royalties, you CAN'T ignore it because the protection comes not from me telling you not to, but from patent law.


      Mmmmkay? And please tell me that the "(yet)" in your post doesn't imply that you're in law school and making specious arguments like that.

    2. Re:EULAs are broken, but... by SecurityGuy · · Score: 2
      You are securing the right to respond to my comment. Get that will in order or I'll sic my lawyer on you.


      Ridiculous? Sure, I know that. That was my point. The software companies would tell you you're securing the right to use the software, and that's the exchange in value. I, and a lot of people here, would say that we exchanged cold, hard cash for the right to use the software and the EULA is a something-for-nothing grab on the part of the vendor.


      In other words, I agree. My response clause isn't a binding contract. Neither is a EULA. Even in UCITA states it's not a binding contract. It has separate force of law under UCITA, but is not a contract.

  43. WRONG by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Software that companies write belongs to them so they should be free to do whatever they choose with it

    The copies of the software that were sold to you are your property, not the vendor's. What the vendor does own is a government-sanctioned "lien" on your copy that prevents you from making addtional copies. Nothing more.

    They do not have the right to force you into an additional restrictive contract after the sale. They are free to attempt to get you to agree to such a contract, but you don't have to agree to it.

  44. Bypassing the EULA does not bypass the law by grakwell · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When you buy a book, does it come with a seal holding the pages together so you can't read it unless you agree not to set up your printing press to mass produce and sell copies of it?

    No, but somewhere inside is a copyright notice.

    That's the problem. The things EULAs *should* protect are already protected by already-existing copyright law. The fact that these *companies* try to limit you in no way makes you a criminal if you say to hell with them.

    That is, unless they keep buying legislation to get their way.

  45. Re:So can I....? by SecurityGuy · · Score: 2

    Of course you can, as long as you own the tape. Too many people are throwing out these irrelevant arguments. You can't legally copy that VHS tape, except possibly to make a backup, because there's a Federal law that says you can't. The sticker is a reminder, not the law. When you agree to the EULA that says that you only have the right to use the software so long as you don't publish benchmarks on the sofware, for example, you're agreeing to something for which there is no corresponding law. By not agreeing to the EULA, you DON'T gain the ability to make copies for your friends. That's still a violation of copyright law.

  46. Re:Yay! by geekoid · · Score: 2

    Of course if you had bothered to read the link, you would understand why he is doing this, but hey your far to busy to be informed on what your post.

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  47. Re: breaking warranty seals on computers by King_TJ · · Score: 2

    Umm... has it ever really been court-tested and determined that warranty seals/stickers on PCs were legal and binding?

    I used to work for a couple "mom and pop" type computer builders that always placed those "void if broken" seals on PCs. I don't think any of us really expected them to be legally binding if we got in a big fight with a customer. It was just an attempt to deter people from tinkering around inside their PC if they didn't know what they were doing.

    In fact, we had sort of an unwritten policy that for our better (and more knowledgeable) customers, we'd skip putting on the sticker.

    The fact is, PCs are designed around and purchased because of their expandability and upgradeability. It runs counter to the entire design and architecture of the system to claim that opening the case makes it void of all warranties. (In fact, most items in the system would still be covered under manufacturer's original warranty anyway. Maxtor isn't going to say "Sorry, but we heard you opened the case. You can't send us back that defective drive now.")

  48. Does it have to be hot steam? by SIGFPE · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or would luke-warm, or even cold steam do the trick?

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    1. Re:Does it have to be hot steam? by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

      This sounds like a job for...

      STEAM TABLES!

  49. Solution: Read the EULA before you buy by Webmoth · · Score: 2

    EULA's typically say "if you do not agree blah blah return the software to the place of purchase for a refund." But the retailer typically has a policy of refunds only on UNOPENED software. So you have a catch-22: you can't return the software once it's opened, but you can't refuse the EULA without opening the software.

    Here's the solution:

    Go down to OrificeMax, Staples, Fry's, Wal*Mart, whatever your local software store is, and demand to see the EULA for some piece of software before you buy it. If they refuse to let you begin the install on a showroom computer so you can see the EULA, tell them "Fine, I'm never buying software here again." If they DO let you see the EULA, tell them "The terms of the EULA are unacceptable. I'm not purchasing the software." Then walk out. Let them cancel the installation and figure out how to repackage the software for sale (remember, the seal on the CD slipcover or jewel case has been broken by this time).

    Once software companies realize that consumers won't buy software unless they can first see an acceptable EULA, things will change.

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  50. Re:"Symbolic" gesture indeed by liquidsin · · Score: 3, Funny

    I betcha there's an EULA on any free software you use as well. Maybe not as nefarious as KaZaA's "all your network resource are belong to us", but something along the lines of having to redistribute code changes, or whatever clauses for it's flavour of gpl/bsd/lgpl/whatever.

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  51. The world needs a EULA Translator by skunkeh · · Score: 2

    Here's an idea. Get a bunch of friendly lawyers (or pay some unfriendly ones). Get a good Perl programmer. Put them in a room together and ask them to come up with a EULA translation script - something that can have an EULA pasted in to it, parse it (as best it can) and churn out a nice, short, readable summary that ditches all the standard rubbish and tells you in plain English what your rights are when you install the software.

    Obviously this thing would not be infallable so it would need a friendly disclaimer somewhere saying "if in doubt read the damn thing yourself" but I would love a tool which can spot the nasty bits of a EULA and display them in a readable form. Stuff like spyware installation, "all your personal data are belong to us" and that kind of thing.

    OK it's probably not a practical idea, but I can dream :)

    1. Re:The world needs a EULA Translator by bnenning · · Score: 2
      something that can have an EULA pasted in to it, parse it (as best it can) and churn out a nice, short, readable summary that ditches all the standard rubbish and tells you in plain English what your rights are when you install the software.


      Yeesh, natural language parsers are hard enough, and you want to parse lawyer-speak? Good luck. On the other hand, a program to list only *your* rights under most EULAs is trivial:


      #include <stdio.h>
      int main(int argc, char **argv) {
      printf("0\n");
      return 0;
      }

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    2. Re:The world needs a EULA Translator by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 2

      Well, it would'nt be that hard.

      For example, if there is a MS EULA, all the text can be loaded in, and after the computer hums and twirls for a few seconds, it spits this out:

      "You're fucked."

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  52. Re:Great idea! by shawnmelliott · · Score: 2, Funny

    You insensitive PIG
    Are you my wife? Sounds like my wife's online

    How dare you assume that we're all in your time zone!
    There are others?

    You're so timezone-centric
    hey, no 50 dollar words here. I can barely spell kat

    People on Slashdot have got to start being more global
    How's this?
    Global SlashDotPeople as long

    I'm sick of everyone posting things only about YOUR timezone
    Other people are posting about MY timezone? Then I guess I can assume you're all in MY timezone

    Bastard!
    So THAT'S why my momma won't tell me about my daddy

  53. His VB script contains a typo... by Thing+1 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Toward the bottom of his script , there appears to be a typo.

    He has two regex sections. The first starts with "Set term1 = New RegExp" and then defines three attributes for term1.

    The second section starts with "Set term2 = New RegExp" (note term2), but then defines three attributes for term1.

    This must not have been found in testing, as the keywords in the regexes are found in just about any EULA. Still, it's worth noting. I'm not a VB programmer and I saw that immediately -- are there any other potential errors in the code?

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  54. Re:You broke it already...(Dell) by gosand · · Score: 2
    I just pulled out the EULA for the laptop I use at work. It is a Dell, and I quote:
    This agreement covers all software that is distributed with the Dell computer, for which there is no separate license agreement between you and the manufacturer or owner of the software (collectively the "Software"). By opening or breaking the seal on the Software packet(s), installing or downloading the Software, or using the Software that has been preloaded or is embedded in your computer, you agree to be bound by the terms of this agreement. If you do not agree to these terms, promptly return all software items (disks, written materials, and packaging), and delete any preloaded or embedded Software.

    So if you boot up a new Dell PC, even once, you have used the software, and have agreed to the EULA. So does this mean that I have agreed that if I don't agree, I have to return all the Software? Do I get a refund for that? Or did it come "free" with my machine?

    It just amazes me how much I can agree to by simply booting up a computer, or opening a software package.

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  55. Re:Great idea! by DeathBunny · · Score: 2

    Repeat after me... The Slashdot editor are not your mother. They are not going to test every little bitty piece of software for you.

    Just like any other link found anywhere else on the net you have be a big boy (or girl) and decide for your self if you want to click on it.

  56. Re:You broke it already...not by darkonc · · Score: 5, Interesting
    As far as I'm concerned, any agreement that I make in the purchase of software occurs before you accept my money. Once the money is accepted, the agreement is binding. Clicking on the 'i agree' button is just a stupid human trick that I have to go through to get the software that I purchased to do what you told me it would do.

    Imagind if you purchased a car, and the first time you went to fill it up at the gas station, you found a sticker that said:

    By breaking the seal on this gas cap, you agree to the following conditions:
    You will not open the hood of your car.
    You will not make any modifications to the engine
    You will not drive it on any road not sanctioned by GM.
    Even if the car fails to function as promised, you will not attempt to figure out how any of the features work.
    You agree that GM is not liable for any defects in workmanship or design -- even if such defects cause your vehicle to periodically stop dead on train tracks, or spontaneously explode in a ball of flame that makes Die Hard's special effects look mundane.
    I don't think that any court in the country would accept that as a binding contract -- yet people expect that to work for software.
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  57. Too many drones by wjr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Many replies are along the lines of "Even if you don't agree to the EULA, you're still bound by it if you use the software" or "It's illegal to use the software if you haven't agreed to the EULA". This is flat-out wrong.

    If I buy a book, then I have bought a copy of some information, embedded in a physical medium.

    If I buy a CD, then I have bought a copy of some information, embedded in a physical medium.

    If I buy a piece of software then I have bought a copy of some information, embedded in a physical medium. In the first two cases, I was clearly an owner of a copy of the information; it's pretty hard to argue that in this case, I'm not an owner of a copy of the information.

    As the owner of a copy of some information, I have certain rights granted by law that are explicitly NOT infringing of the copyright of the one that created that information. For software, these rights EXPLICITLY include the right to copy it to a hard drive, to copy it into memory for the purposes of running the software, and to make backups.

    So: after I walk out of the store carrying my box, I am at that moment entitled to copy the contents of that CD to a hard drive, and to execute the software. If I get home and do so, using my own home-grown installer that copies the bits off the CD, then I have a copy of the software, installed, which I have the right to run. At that point, I am fully entitled to run the software, and I have not agreed to any EULA, nor have I violated any law - I have used only the rights explicitly granted to me by the copyright law. It would be absure to think that I am now bound by the EULA.

    This article describes a method for installing software that's slightly more convenient than manually unpacking it, creating registry keys, and so on, but has the same effect: the software is installed on your hard drive and you have not agreed to the EULA.

    This of course only applies to cases where you bought a copy of the software (as in, you exchanged money for a physical copy of the software, with no other terms imposed). Something like Oracle isn't sold like this: you get a copy of Oracle after signing a contract with Oracle, and that contract includes many of the normal EULA terms. That's a completely different situation: you didn't get the copy of the software until AFTER you agreed to some limitations on your use of that software; you are bound by those limitations. Software downloads are similar: you're often required to agree to the EULA before the download begins. It's the case where you got your copy of the software BEFORE agreeing to the limitations that's the more interesting (and much more common) one - and in that one, you're entitled to install and use the software without agreeing to the EULA.

    It boils down to this: The law that the software developers are attempting to use to make EULAs binding is copyright law: the unspoken claim is that it is illegal to make a copy of the software without agreeing to the EULA. This is just not true.

    1. Re:Too many drones by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      The more simple explanation is 'If you cannot read the EULA before you hand over your cash, then it is null and void, as much as "And you must give me all of your money and possessions," scribbled onto the back of a contract signed six hours previously, would be. If you can read the EULA before you hand over the cash, however, you're agreeing to it by handing over the cash.

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    2. Re:Too many drones by aozilla · · Score: 2

      If you can read the EULA before you hand over the cash, however, you're agreeing to it by handing over the cash.

      And that agreement is between me and the retailer, so it cannot be enforced by the software developer.

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    3. Re:Too many drones by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      At that point, the software seller is acting as the proxy for the developer.

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  58. I don't think so by marcus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He's already paid for that piece of plastic and the fancy spiral dot patterns on it. He has legal access to everything on it. The access control was legally satisfied when he walked out the front door of the store. He doesn't have to perform any sort of dance afterward. He doesn't even have to peel off the cover! He can sit on it, throw it in the air, put it in the microwave, put it in his PC, take it out, put it in the CDROM drive, spin it around, shine lights on it, observe the fancy reflections, even record the fancy reflections and then modify the recording of the reflections. He can even take it to the range and use it for a target if he wants.

    What he cannot do is sell or distribute copies of it.

    What he is doing with readily available tools is no different than scribbling notes with pen or pencil in the margins of a book that you have purchased. Yes, he is modifying it, but that is not against the law, even the DMCA.

    Indeed, what he is doing is more akin to turning on a light so that it is easier to read the book you just bought.

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  59. Re:You broke it already...not by 56ker · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But isn't the script modifying the software therefore breaking the rules anyway? As to stickers on CDs - what if the person's blind and can't see the EULA or the sticker?

  60. Re:Great idea! by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2
    So if you're going to recommend a piece of software to millions, you shouldn't test it first? The editor who posted the link admitted he doesn't even own a Windows machine!

    I guess you're right, though. I can't expect even the bare minimum from /. web-linkers.

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  61. Definition of a "copy"; OEM refunds by yerricde · · Score: 2

    The Product is licensed, not sold.

    The Product != a copy of the Product. The Product is a program; the law defines a copy of the Product as a medium containing such a program: "'Copies' are material objects, other than phonorecords, in which a work is fixed by any method now known or later developed, and from which the work can be perceived, reproduced, or otherwise communicated, either directly or with the aid of a machine or device." (17 USC 101).

    IF YOU DO NOT AGREE, DO NOT INSTALL OR USE THE PRODUCT; YOU MAY RETURN IT TO YOUR PLACE OF PURCHASE FOR A FULL REFUND.

    This is a "linchpin clause"; the enforceability of the entire EULA hangs on the enforceability of this sentence. This means I should be able to format c: and return the XP discs to the OEM. If the OEM refuses to give me the "full refund" on the OEM license fee for this copy of Windows, then the OEM becomes a party to my violation of the EULA. Would "I cannot comply with the EULA if the OEM refuses to issue a refund" hold up in a small-claims lawsuit against the OEM?

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    1. Re:Definition of a "copy"; OEM refunds by cscx · · Score: 2

      Well, that sentence didn't come from the OEM EULA, so I don't know if it holds up. OTOH, it says "your place of purchase..." but you never purchased it; the OEM did. Therefore can you return it? Is it more of a transfer of license than anything else? One of those "sorry, no refunds" type of deals?

      On that note here is the diary of some joker that thought he could pull this off with HP.

  62. Re:Contract law... by nagora · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I'm sure some screwy lawyer somewhere would be able to apply that to, say, a credit card purchase?

    Well, saying you've found a lawyer that will argue a case is like saying you've found a prostitute that's agreed to sleep with you.

    The issue is: what would a judge do? In some cases in the US they have ruled that EULA's are binding but the higher up the court system you go the less truck this gets and late last year a judge (in Florida?) ruled that no renewal term or requirements means this is not even a licence never mind a binding one.

    In the UK several on-line pricing boobs have revolved around the question of whether the vendor (ie the website) was totally automated or not. The courts finding that an automated system is not able to form a contract and therefor a miss-priced item does not have to be honoured, while any human intervention in the acceptance system (in one case simply having someone manually checking that buyer's emails go out to legal email addresses) makes a contract which does have to be honoured.

    EULA depend on fear of court action, but there are almost no cases of a successful prosecution that did not in fact resolve back to an ordinary copyright violation.

    Generally the courts take the position that if I pay for goods and you give me them with no requirement that I ever give them back then it is a sale and I am free to do as I wish other than breach laws such as copyright. Anything else I agree with you has to fit inside contract law and have such items as consideration and evidence of agreement on both sides (eg signitures from seller and buyer), lack of coercion, limits on what can be in a contract etc. Everything else is just wank.

    EULA are no more imporant or useful than the typical lawyer, but they can be just as scary too.

    TWW

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  63. Re:Great idea! by Kierthos · · Score: 3, Funny

    Microsoft reccomends their software to millions of people. And based on the many BSODs I (and my customers get) it sure as Hell(tm) wasn't tested very much.

    Kierthos

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  64. Fantasize much? Take care about free legal advice by werdna · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Without the EULA, I am free to use my software within the bounds of copyright law.

    Which may, in fact, be not at all. Absent the EULA, you have no license. Absent a license, the bounds of the copyright act preclude any reproduction, derivation or distribution of the copy you have. Since USE of software has been treated by the courts as a reproduction (since it entails loading a copy from a fixed disk to RAM), your unlicensed execution of the program may well be violating their copyright. The virtue of the EULA is it gives you a use license. Since you bypassed the EULA, it is unlikely you would prevail on any implied license theory.

    In short, if you are serious about this as a legal strategy, please first consult with competent counsel you have engaged who has carefully studied the particular facts of your case. If you are reading this proposal, please consider the source and the possibility that the legal advice in the original posting (and this response -- which is not legal advice by the way) may be worth what you paid for it.

  65. The disc *is* the copy by yerricde · · Score: 2

    If you don't own the copy, but only the disk, then it seems that section 117 has been legal-hacked.

    The letter of United States law states that the disc is the copy, making it a logical impossibility to own one but not the other. (Law outside the United States may differ.) According to 17 USC 101: "'Copies' are material objects, other than phonorecords, in which a work is fixed by any method now known or later developed, and from which the work can be perceived, reproduced, or otherwise communicated, either directly or with the aid of a machine or device."

    I'm not a lawyer, but here's my armchair analysis of some sample contract language:

    "The software is licensed not sold." You bought a copy, which gives you (the owner of a copy) rights under section 117, and you are licensing the work itself, which gives you additional rights.

    "The copy of the software is licensed not sold." This language would be completely equivalent to a rental agreement. (Under section 109, only the copyright owner can authorize software rental agreements.)

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  66. Re: breaking warranty seals on computers by Da+Schmiz · · Score: 2
    I used to work for a couple "mom and pop" type computer builders that always placed those "void if broken" seals on PCs. I don't think any of us really expected them to be legally binding if we got in a big fight with a customer. It was just an attempt to deter people from tinkering around inside their PC if they didn't know what they were doing.
    Funny story: for a while, HP put shiny, official-looking stickers across the seams of their consumer PCs (so that you couldn't open the case without tearing the sticker) that actually said "Breaking this seal DOES NOT void warranty."

    Being shiny and official-looking, it still deterred 95% of the bozos who didn't know what they were doing.

    In fact, after fixing a customer's PC once, she complained that I (an HP Authorized Technician) had broken the seal. I had to explain to her that the seal really didn't mean anything and that her warranty was still valid, but I don't think she really believed me.

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  67. Re:You broke it already...(Dell) by gosand · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It seems like the standard (BS) agreement. But I found it interesting that THIS agreement covers ALL the software that is distributed with the computer. So I wonder what would happen to Dell's EULA if they sold a system with Linux on it? Does that mean that their EULA would supercede the GPL? That doesn't sound right.

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  68. Re:Hash the contract by red5 · · Score: 2

    You'd think they'd do that. But they don't.
    None of the scripts I have hit did. Even sun's java download sites don't.

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  69. Virus !, lol,,,,,,take that MS ! by CDWert · · Score: 4, Funny

    Someone needs to roll this script in a VIRUS scanner. So whenever the app gets on the machine it gets scanned and flagged as a virus, with the FIX option then removing the EULA.

    MS calls the GPL liscence Viral , Hell they started calling names first, if you wrap this in a Virus scanner and get hauled into court , the judge ask "why you felt your prodect could remove the EULA" look you honor at all these press clippings calling the GPL if the GPL can be viral so can the MS EULA, and Hence I can remove it :)

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  70. A much easier way around it by rossz · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have my 11 year old daughter install software. I have not given her permission to enter into a binding contract.

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    1. Re:A much easier way around it by Andy_R · · Score: 5, Funny

      Careful, you are now legally prohibited by the DMCA from creating any countermeasures to software protection, so you had better get some contraceptives right away or you could end up going to jail.

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  71. It's Called Best Effort by tarsi210 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The reasons EULAs and such things are done, from what I know (IANAL), is for a reason called "Best Effort".

    Best Effort means that if and when your company ever gets hauled into court for some stupid lawsuit, you need to be able to show that you made a "best effort" against whatever event that caused the lawsuit. If you can show that, the liklihood that you won't be held liable is higher.

    EXAMPLE: I own a house. I have a sidewalk. During the winter it gets ice on it. I go out twice a day and salt the sidewalk to prevent ice, as well as scoop the ice and snow from it. An old lady comes and slips. She sues me for poor maintenance of the sidewalk. I can present my case as a "best effort" case. I did my best to prevent the sidewalk from being slippery and therefore it is not my fault that she still slipped and fell.

    With EULAs, it's a matter of CYA (Cover Your Ass). If you didn't put one and got hauled into court because your software farked up a whole bunch of financial records, for instance, the court would say, "Look, you didn't even try to warn the user that your software might screw up, therefore you're liable." With an EULA you at least have shown that you tried to protect yourself. The EULA itself doesn't necessarily have to be enforceable; the fact that it makes an effort in a 'safe' direction is enough.

    1. Re:It's Called Best Effort by MikeBabcock · · Score: 2

      Depending on the law in your area, shoveling your sidewalk once may get you into the position where you are considered vicariously responsible for someone slipping as they were presuming you would keep it clean thereafter.

      Not touching it at all (since its crown land) may be safer.

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  72. Re: What use is the copy? by hburch · · Score: 2

    Yes, you may own the copy. However, under copyright laws, you cannot produce a copy of that copy without permission of the copyright holder. Thus, in order to copy the code into RAM or a hard disk, you must agree to a license which allows you to do so. Otherwise, you are creating a copy without permission of the copyright holder

    This ignores the notion of "fair use" because I'm not familiar enough with the restrictions (IANAL, just in case that was not obvious). Creating a copy of the program on your hard disk is hardly a "backup" of the original if it is the only copy you use (and this ignores the second (partial) copy of the program in memory). This is somewhat akin to the GPL argument on copying, where you do not have to accept the license, but if you do not, then nothing else gives you permission to distribute copies (or derivative works).

    I recall a similar argument has been used before in court for disallowing copies. Unfortunately, I do not recall the specific case or the result.

  73. Re:Fantasize much? Take care about free legal advi by aozilla · · Score: 3, Informative

    Since USE of software has been treated by the courts as a reproduction (since it entails loading a copy from a fixed disk to RAM), your unlicensed execution of the program may well be violating their copyright.

    Yes, once upon a time the courts made that ruling. Then congress passed this:

    Notwithstanding the provisions of section 106, it is not an infringement for the owner of a copy of a computer program to make or authorize the making of another copy or adaptation of that computer program provided that such a new copy or adaptation is created as an essential step in the utilization of the computer program in conjunction with a machine and that it is used in no other manner
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  74. Just did, actually... by cr0sh · · Score: 2

    Thankfully it was a pre-owned house, and was built at a time when people cared about quality construction, and I don't have an HOA...

    But anyhow, by signing such agreements, without reading them over carefully, you are simply allowing others to, in effect, "lord" over the land you own (or will own, in time). Before I would sign an HOA agreement, I would read it super carefully, and if I didn't understand it, I would take it to a lawyer who has experience in such areas. Any part of it I didn't like I would cross through, make amendments, etc - it is a business contract, plain and simple - within reason, you should be able to do what you want on your property. I know of people who have been fined by their HOA for simply changing their oil in their garage! That is ABSURD.

    However, most EULAs you don't get the chance to read before "opening the box", and after opening the package you can't get a refund if you don't like the terms, nor can you change and agree to the terms at will like any other contract (which in B2B large software contract jobs, is part of the business - if you are a business and want a copy of Oracle for your business, you sit down and sign a contract with Oracle, and you "discuss"/"haggle" over the terms over a period of several weeks, before making the final signature)...

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  75. Re: What use is the copy? by aozilla · · Score: 2

    However, under copyright laws, you cannot produce a copy of that copy without permission of the copyright holder. Thus, in order to copy the code into RAM or a hard disk, you must agree to a license which allows you to do so.

    Wrong.

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  76. Re:don't complain by Arandir · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Read the EULA before you click "accept". If you don't agree with the terms and conditions then don't install the software.

    But I already have the legal right to install the software! Do I have to quote chapter and verse of Copyright Law?

    Here's how it works. The author creates a work and publishes or distributes it. At this point in time there are two sets of right bound to the work. The first set of rights are exclusive to the author. These include the right to distribute, modify and generally copy the work. The second set is not exclusive to the author, but belong to the public or to the possessors/owners of the copies. These rights include using the work in its customary manner. If it's software, the author does not have the right to prevent you from using it.

    If I don't accept the terms of the EULA, and I can somehow install the software without assenting to the EULA, then I have the right to use the software.

    Software that companies write belongs to them so they should be free to do whatever

    Absolutely not. The only thing that belongs to the software companies are the rights to copy, distribute and modify the software. They do not have the exclusive right to use the software.

    "Intellectual Property" is not property. This has been asserted by the courts before. Don't let the name fool you, it is just a linguistic shorthand.

    If I don't agree to the my landlord's rental agreement, I still can't live in his/her apartment, because that apartment is his/her property. But if I don't agree to your EULA, you can't prevent me from using the software, because the copy in my possession is not your property.

    If you want more restrictive terms over the use of the software, then you may attempt to get me to agree to them. But you will have to do so before I aquire the software. That may mean you have to forego selling your software through traditional retail channels. Too bad. You are not king of the world so you don't have the right to make up the rules as you go along.

    ...even if they require handing over your first born or something.

    Such a clause would be illegal.

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  77. Re:"Symbolic" gesture indeed by prizog · · Score: 2

    The GPL is not a EULA! It's a copyright license. It lets you do things that normal copyright law does not allow. EULAs take away rights which normal copyright law does not. You don't need to agree to the GPL to *use* a piece of GPL'd software. There is a massive difference.

  78. Re:Licensing is not Owning by Drachemorder · · Score: 2
    No, the ONE COPY of the software becomes yours. Therefore you can do whatever the heck you like with that one copy. You bought it, and you have a reasonable expectation to be able to use what you bought. A license is completely different from a sale, and when you took the box to the cash register, you participated in a sale.

    If you try to copy it and redistribute it, now, that changes the situation, but we aren't talking about that; we're just talking about your right to use the copy you bought.

  79. Speaking of bad software. by FacePlant · · Score: 2

    The title of that page is apparantly "Included Page Header"

    Doh!

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  80. Make a bad EULA just to make a legal precedent! by statusbar · · Score: 2

    This may be a great idea, actually!

    Set up a EULA with LEGAL terms, verify it with a lawyer so that it does not constitute an illegal contract - Yet make it Absurd. THEN, get your friend to sue you over the absurdity of the EULA and let your friend win.

    Would this then constitue a legal precedent against EULA's?

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  81. Re:EULAs have become an acceptable standard. by SecurityGuy · · Score: 2

    Reread my post. I said it would cost the vendor more. My point is that the vendors are pushing us towards a mutually unacceptable solution. They're doing so under the color of some phantom law which doesn't exist in non-UCITA states. I'm not averse to using their aversion to going there to push them towards a more acceptable solution.

  82. Re:Don't try this at home. by EllisDees · · Score: 2

    Umm, it is perfectly acceptable and legal to change a purchase agreement before signing it. If they also sign it, your changes are then a part of the contract...

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  83. A wild notion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Lawyers might shout that voluntarily applying the vb script mentioned is not lawful (perhaps using the DMCA). But what about the following scheme:

    Hacker R. Hood makes a benevolent virus, whose only function is to present a user, while he is installing, with a neutered and generic EULA for him to agree to. If the user agrees to this plausible text, the _virus_ presses the OK-button of the hidden original EULA. This way the user has plausible deniablity: he can really believe that he has done everything by the book. But when legal problems raise their ugly heads, it sould be possible to determine that the user himself did not agree with any EULA belonging to the product, and hence is not bound to it! Futhermore, the original software has not been changed in any way, so no right will be voided. (IANAL, of course.)

    The likely result will be that EULA's will be changed so that contracting a virus will be considered a violation of EULA, adding to the already considerable pains of corporate software users...

  84. Re:"Symbolic" gesture indeed by HiThere · · Score: 2

    But it only applies if you want to violate copyright law...
    I.e., it only applies if you want to do something that you couldn't do if it didn't give you permission. Like distribute copies of it.

    So you have plenty of time to study it before you comit yourself to agreeing to it. It offers you the right to distribute copies, but in return it demands that you distribute copies of the source. If you don't want to use it, you just stay within the copyright law, and you never need to pay attention to it.

    Of course, then you can't distribute any copy, much less an altered one.

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  85. Not particularly comparable by i0lanthe · · Score: 2

    There's a fairly large difference between "you can't run this software unless you dance like a chicken" and "you can't distribute modified versions of this software unless you dance like a chicken".

    99% of users (if not more) don't give a Remote Controlled Rat's ass about distributing modified versions, thus the latter EULA would save the world a whole lot of chicken-dancing.

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  86. Re:OEM becomes a party to EULA violation by NanoGator · · Score: 2

    Interesting... but can't they establish a policy that I can't buy the system without MS garbage on it?

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  87. Re:You broke it already...(Dell) by David+Price · · Score: 2

    That's just Dell's opinion. Contract law actually requires (for most contracts) the presence of an intentional mark, made for the express purpose of agreement to the contract. None of those acts described fit the bill; they are all things that occur in the normal course of usage of the software.

    This is like you coming up to me on the street, selling me a newspaper, and then saying to me, "By opening that newspaper, you agree to never use it to line your birdcage." This is patently ridiculous - it's my newspaper now, not yours, and if Polly needs some cage lining, there's nothing you can do about it. Your statement that I agree has no force, because I do not in fact agree. Agreements require actual two-way consent, and for commercial software, that means signing real contracts.

    This would be simple from a software company's perspective - require businesses that obtain your software to mandate that customers sign EULA cards or somesuch. But as it is, these "agreements" are not agreed upon, and so are not binding contracts.

  88. Best solution of all here by goldfndr · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have my pet rock hit the keys. I just hope they never throw it in jail.

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  89. Re:You broke it already...(Dell) by GutBomb · · Score: 2

    This agreement covers all software that is distributed with the Dell computer, for which there is no separate license agreement between you and the manufacturer or owner of the software (collectively the "Software").

    the GPL is considered a separate license agreement between you and the manufacturer or owner of the software so that agreement does not apply to the GPL'd stuff installed.

  90. circumvention device by leuk_he · · Score: 2

    may constitute REVERSE ENGINEERING th

    If this script is no circumvention device i do not know what is. To write the script you first have to reverse engeneer (i dont know how to do that).

    On the other part: removing a gnu licence from a source file does not make it less gnufull.

  91. Re:don't complain by malfunct · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Honestly I as a software producer (probably not the company that employs me however) am perfectly willing to require you to sign terms of use before you purchase the software. I think that the producer should have the right to limit distribution in some fundamental way and if the way to enforce that is to require that a person sign a binding contract before purchase then so be it.

    On the other side I as a consumer would not purchase a product that did not have a contract I was willing to live with. If I buy a sharp knife I should have the right to cut myself with it. If I buy a book I should have the right to warp my mind with it. With software I think the producer should have the right to limit software to one concurrent use per licence (on music I would be careful to interpret this as playing the media from one player at one time regardless of the format of the media playing at the time, so if I own the cd I would want to be able to play an mp3 of the music so long as I'm not playing the CD at the same time. I think thats a valid restriction and gets around the copying for a friend issue without restricting my ability to listen from multiple formats without making multiple purchases). I am sure that none of what I just said is written into any type of law but thats the type of legislation I'd support.

    Basically I want the right to choose my media and player (whether that be OS, emulator or music player, or even whether I read electronic text or plain paper text of the work). I also want the right to possess the particular work in multiple formats at one time without requiring multiple purchases to the right to own the said work. That means I want to have the work on cd and tape and electronic format all at the same time. I don't think anyone but me (or my direct family I don't know how exactly thats categorized) should be able to use the work without purchasing that right.

    A tricky part is reverse engineering. I think there should be some rights for a user to be able to do this so that they can use the word processor with a mod that they provide to edit a different type of word processor file. I don't think the person should be allowed to reverse engineer the product to make thier own competing product using that knowledge. On the other hand there is the issue of "linux support" (replace linux with your favorite unsupported OS) where it would be nice if reverse engineering were allowed in order to support new platforms. I think that with that the company writing the original product should be a part of the equation in that they came up with the "way to do it" and should keep credit and benifits for that and yet they should be required to offer the new platform support to owners of the original license but maybe not offer the same level of technical support or some requirement that the person writing the new platform option be required to offer support. Thats a tricky relationship that I am not entirely sure how to handle because the orignal creator came up with the "way to do it" and if you reverse engineer that out you should be forced to "pay" for the right to use that information and yet I don't think the manufacturer should be able to limit what OS or media you use thier product on by forced lack of support.

    Ok I think I've rambled on here past the point of a coherant thought so I'll close this poist.

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  92. So what does one actually DO with the SVLA? by jabster · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What are you really supposed to do with it?

    Give it to the teeny-bopper checking you out at Best buy?

    Give it to the manager?

    Or the software manufacturer?

    either way, how do you get your money back?

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  93. Re:don't complain by Arandir · · Score: 2

    Honestly I as a software producer ... I am perfectly willing to require you to sign terms of use before you purchase the software.

    Sounds good to me. I might even consider purchasing your software based solely on your honesty.

    What gets my goat are all the other software producers pretending they're retailers or that their software is a retail product. I haven't see too many websites that say "Buy a Fubarino2002 License Here!" Nor have I seen and shrinkwrapped boxes that say "New! Snafuwitz Plus License!" Nope. They all pretend that they're selling a product, then get mad when someone believes them.

    On the other side I as a consumer would not purchase a product that did not have a contract I was willing to live with.

    Putting aside the point that you don't even know what the contract is until you've purchased the right to enter into it, I don't know of too many consumer products that require a contract to begin with. Toasters? Windshield wipers? Ceramic floor tile? Hah!

    If it walks like a sale, and quacks like a sale, then it must be a sale, and the UCC applies.

    A tricky part is reverse engineering.

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't recall that reverse engineering is an exclusive right of the author. I also happen to live in a state where reverse engineering is explicitely a right of the public. Of course, that's not much you can *do* with the reversed engineering under the DMCA, such as telling other people about it, but it's still your right if you wish to excercise it in privacy of your own home and hard drive.

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  94. Re:Fantasize much? Take care about free legal advi by werdna · · Score: 2

    Yes, once upon a time the courts made that ruling. Then congress passed [Section 117]

    Wrong, so wrong. Both the Southeastern and MAI cases postdated adoption of Section 117 of the Copyright Act. Both courts held that the defendant was not an "owner" of the copy (the legal significance of the "you are a bailee, not owner" arguments). Like it or not, the Congress reversed the "owner" issue in the MAI case as part of the DMCA, but only when the software is used to maintain a machine. Thus, while the Congress repaired the situation somewhat, at the same time they ratified the earlier Court's decision about its inapplicability to non-title-holders.

    There are other cases (also post-Section 117) that tend to cast doubt on the broad construction you would like to assert.

    As I said earlier -- don't rely on your own legal advices here, or free advice of others -- this is tricky stuff and you are sure to get your money's worth for the free advice.

  95. Re:Contract law... by Sc00ter · · Score: 2

    in NH you don't need insurance.. And why do I need a license to own it? I only need one to drive it or register it..

  96. By reading this you agree to send me $1.000 by gotan · · Score: 2

    I mean, where is the difference? The click-thrugh and shrinkwrap-licenses are totaly onesided, and normally contain some clause stating that you already agreed by opening whatever package to be able to read them. Wy not send letters around with a wording like "By opening this letter you agreed to ..." whatever. Also note, that there is already a contract. you entered it when paying for the product. Usually content, software and the like are automatically protected by copyrights, and that is sufficient. How can that funny clickaway agreement do away with an existing contract anyway, and why should anyone agree to give away his rights to enter into such an unfavorable and onesided agreement?

    Even funnier is the idea to make that agreement subject to changes at the whim of the vendor (by refering to some website in the agreement). What is a privacy-policy worth that can be changed any day by one party?

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  97. Re:Don't try this at home. by EllisDees · · Score: 2

    The software has no more or fewer rights than I do. I am no more under any obligation to accept their terms after a sale than they are to accept mine. They might really want to have the terms of their agreement apply to me, but I paid my money without agreeing to anything.

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  98. Re:Great idea! by Abreu · · Score: 2

    Well, the guy didnt post an executable, he posted source.
    So if you know VB, you could read it over and over til you are sure it contains no malicious code.

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  99. Re:Great idea! by Abreu · · Score: 2

    And only slightly less readable!

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  100. Yeah! by inKubus · · Score: 2

    We live in a DEMOCRACY! THOSE BASTARDS WORK *FOR US*. All we have to do is get all of America to agree.

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  101. Schrodinger's Cat by mattr · · Score: 2
    How about a script which flips a coin on whether it should click the button for you or not? Until checked, the EULA contract would be in a superposition of the eigenstates that you agree or do not agree.

    Set the amount that you agree to some very low number, say 1 out of 100. Unless the EULA'd program uninstalls itself as soon as it detects a "No, I do not agree" button click, the program will undoubtedly run correctly after one or two hundred iterations.

    The neat thing is that every time the script is run with a positive "I agree" button click, another universe where this did not happen must be created. So on the balance nobody is agreeing to anything.

    Of course since you don't know if your automoton script made the "I agree" button click, or if the EULA window just gave up or crashed after 100 or 100,000 iterations, so you are not guilty of having consciously agreed to the contract in this universe either. I think the odds of a windows program breaking from memory leak or memory error after 100,000 iterations is more likely than that I would read a EULA before clicking on it.

    It would be the same thing as if an antivirus program stopped the EULA from appearing in the first place, or clicked through it before you saw it. Or maybe some spyware broke the EULA window. (hmm.. ) Windows in general is so chaotic and untrustworthy it is ridiculous to imagine a contract being upheld on it. In this universe or any other..

  102. Re:Personal Computing Policies? by tps12 · · Score: 2

    That's what I was trying to get at. I was just drawing a distinction (one I think MS would agree with) between changing my environment without touching the Windows libraries and executables vs. using a debugger or so to modify Windows to suit my purposes. One would (I think) comply with MS's EULA while the other would not.

    Of course the whole thing is silly...there's nothing inherently different in actuality between the two approaches. These are all technicalities. Someone could design a filesystem, where each byte is a seperate "file." A compatability layer would map this to a FAT32 virtual filesystem. Then when you want to modify any program, you just edit at the byte (file) level, replacing old files with your own. AFAIK, this is technically feasible and perfectly legal, and also completely gets around an EULA that prohibits modification.

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  103. Re:Fantasize much? Take care about free legal advi by aozilla · · Score: 2

    Wrong, so wrong. Both the Southeastern and MAI cases postdated adoption of Section 117 of the Copyright Act. Both courts held that the defendant was not an "owner" of the copy (the legal significance of the "you are a bailee, not owner" arguments).

    Right... Because the defendant was maintaining a computer owned by someone else. I was referring to cases before Section 117 was passed, which are the reason that Section 117 was passed in the first place.

    There are other cases (also post-Section 117) that tend to cast doubt on the broad construction you would like to assert.

    What cases would that be? How about one where the owner of the CD is being sued for copying software into ram. Post Section 117, you won't find one.

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  104. Re:You broke it already...(Dell) by Electrum · · Score: 2

    It seems like the standard (BS) agreement. But I found it interesting that THIS agreement covers ALL the software that is distributed with the computer. So I wonder what would happen to Dell's EULA if they sold a system with Linux on it? Does that mean that their EULA would supercede the GPL? That doesn't sound right.

    Of course not. Software EULA's prohibit you from doing things with the software that are not already covered by copyright law. You cannot distribute commercial software because of copyright, not because of the EULA. You can only distribute GPL'd software because of the GPL. Without the GPL, the software would fall under standard copyright laws. The GPL gives you more rights, it doesn't take any away.
  105. Re:Fantasize much? Take care about free legal advi by werdna · · Score: 2

    The issue isn't whether the computer is owned, but whether the copy is owned by the person asserting the Section 109 or 117 right. There is more than ample case law, including the dicta in the cases already cited, the Apple and CMG cases and various other cases on point.

    Once again, fair colleagues, rely not upon my ravings or those of my antagonists for your best advices, but rather on the advices of counsel you have hired -- this is hardly a slam-dunk question as some have characterized it, and it would be a shame to lose big because you relied upon the advices read here.

  106. Re:"Symbolic" gesture indeed by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

    You don't need to agree to the GPL to *use* a piece of GPL'd software.

    Why not?

  107. Re:Fantasize much? Take care about free legal advi by werdna · · Score: 2

    Same way you can own a bank account without owning the ledger. Title to intangible personal property is an interesting thing.

  108. Re:Fantasize much? Take care about free legal advi by aozilla · · Score: 2

    Fair enough, but that doesn't apply to either of those two cases.

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  109. Re:"Symbolic" gesture indeed by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

    Because US Code Title 17 section 117 (a) (1) says so.

    So it's no different from any other EULA.

    Also, because the GPL says so (i.e. it unilaterally grants you the right to use the code, whether or not you agree to follow its conditions).

    Where?

    Of course, redistributing the code is another matter, and does require a license. But you were talking about use.

    The question is, can an EULA override section 117, if you accept it? The GPL clearly states "You may not copy, modify, sublicense, or distribute the Program except as expressly provided under this License." Section 117 is not an express provision of the GPL.

  110. Re:"Symbolic" gesture indeed by prizog · · Score: 2

    Prizog: Because US Code Title 17 section 117 (a) (1) says so.

    anthony_dipierro: So it's no different from any other EULA.


    EULAs purport to restrict your rights by claiming that (for various reasons) that section of US Code doesn't apply, or that you must waive your rights under it in order to run the program, or by pretending that section of US code doesn't exist. Different courts have ruled variously on these claims.

    The GPL does none of this. It doesn't explicitly acknowledge the existence of the above section (and it need not). And (perhaps in case that section is repealed or other countries don't have analagous laws), it explicitly unilaterally grants the rights to use the program, whether or not you agree to the terms of the license. So, there is a major difference between the GPL and EULAs.

    Prizog: Also, because the GPL says so (i.e. it unilaterally grants you the right to use the code, whether or not you agree to follow its conditions).

    anthony_dipierro: Where?


    Section 0, second paragraph:

    Activities other than copying, distribution and modification are not covered by this License; they are outside its scope. The act of running the Program is not restricted, and the output from the Program is covered only if its contents constitute a work based on the Program (independent of having been made by running the Program). Whether that is true depends on what the Program does.

    anthony_dipierro: The question is, can an EULA override section 117, if you accept it?

    That's an important question with respect to proprietary software, and an irrelevent one with respect to Free Software, including GPL-licensed software. Courts have ruled both ways (MAI v. Peak and Adobe v. Softman come to mind, although maybe I have that last one wrong.)

    anthony_dipierro: The GPL clearly states "You may not copy, modify, sublicense, or distribute the Program except as expressly provided under this License." Section 117 is not an express provision of the GPL.

    None of these things are "use" or "run". And, if you'll see above, section 0 *does* explicitly allow running the program.

  111. Re:"Symbolic" gesture indeed by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

    EULAs purport to restrict your rights by claiming that (for various reasons) that section of US Code doesn't apply, or that you must waive your rights under it in order to run the program, or by pretending that section of US code doesn't exist.

    None of which changes the actual law.

    "The act of running the Program is not restricted"

    That however does...

    So I guess if you take the position that EULAs are enforcible upon users who merely run the software, then you could argue that the GPL is different.

    But my position (and the one of current court precedent), is that you only need to accept an EULA if you want to do things which are exclusive rights of the copyright holder. In that sense, the GPL is exactly like any other EULA. You get some things (the right to copy software), and lose others (the right to sell those lawfully made copies).

    Courts have ruled both ways (MAI v. Peak and Adobe v. Softman come to mind, although maybe I have that last one wrong.)

    MAI and Softman are not examples of cases against end-users.

  112. Re:"Symbolic" gesture indeed by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

    Duh. But it may affect the rights of users of proprietary software.

    That's what I meant, obviously.

    How could the GPL possibly change the law? It could (and does) affect your rights as a redistributor,

    Obviously I meant that it supercedes the law, not that it changes the law.

    but in the US, it does not affect your rights as a user (one who only runs the program).

    Sure it does. It affects your rights as a user if you are not the owner of a lawfully obtained copy of the software.

    I take no position on that -- but proprietary software companies and courts do. The difference between the GPL and a EULA is that the GPL does not even *try* to put any restrictions on users who merely run the program.

    The difference is that the GPL admits that it cannot. Some propritary software companies try to claim that they can, but this is merely a scare tactic, nothing more. Courts have never ruled against end-users who merely run the software. Not in the last 20 years, anyway.

    Except that EULAs claim to be binding merely by running the software, while the GPL does not. Whether those claims hold up in courts is irrelevant. And the crucial difference is that the GPL grants additional rights, EULAs claim to remove rights.

    If Microsoft's EULA is binding merely by running the software, then so is the GPL. The right to run the software is one of the rights given by the GPL. If you don't have a Section 117 right to run the software, then you must accept the GPL in order to run the software. Every EULA I've ever read granted additional rights, and removed others. The GPL is no exception. It grants additional rights, and removes others.

    Lawfully made copies of GPL software are those made pursuant to sections 1-3. That is, if you wish to lawfully make copies (except as provided for in section 117 (a)(1) and various other sections involving fair use etc.), you must agree to the terms of the GPL, which govern how you may sell those copies.

    Right. If you don't agree to the GPL, you are permitted to first sale rights. If you do agree to the GPL, those rights are taken away. It's just like any other EULA. It gives some rights, in exchange for others.

  113. Re:"Symbolic" gesture indeed by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

    In the case of the GPL, I can't think of a way where one would be able to run the software, but not be (or be authorized by (see the statute)) the owner of a lawfully obtained copy.

    Try thinking outside your little box of ideas. I could name a million situations, but I won't bother.

    No, the GPL unilaterally grants that right, whether or not you agree to its other provisions -- RTFL, esp. section 0, para 2 and section 5 (noting the omission of the word run).

    Wrong.

    Except that it doesn't remove any rights you might otherwise have under copyright law.

    Wrong.

    If you do agree to the GPL, you still have the right of first sale, with respect to copies you obtained other than by copying (i.e. copies you bought on CD).

    Maybe, but if that's true then it's true for all EULAs.

    Of course, the right of first sale simply doesn't apply to copies that you made yourself, since you had to agree to the terms of the GPL to make them.

    Wrong. Read the law again.

    No rights are taken away -- you have more rights than you had before you agreed to the GPL (see chart above).

    Wrong.

    But you are clearly too stupid to understand this point (I saw another whole thread about this, and concluded that you were a moron, but I was already in this discussion), so I won't bother to argue it with you.

    No, if I was stupid I would agree with you.

    I had roughly this same argument from another perspective with aozilla a while back, and s/he's a moron too.

    Everyone's a moron except you. Go on believing that.

    So, you get the last post. You're still a moron.

    There. You've said it three times, so it must be true now...

  114. Re:"Symbolic" gesture indeed by aufait · · Score: 2
    Every EULA I've ever read granted additional rights, and removed others.

    I have read a few MS EULAs; and, I don't recall seeing any rights their EULA gives you that doesn't already exist for a legally obtained copy of software. Can you give an example?

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  115. Re:"Symbolic" gesture indeed by aufait · · Score: 2
    you must acquire and dedicate a license for each separate COMPUTER on or from which the SOFTWARE PRODUCT is installed, used, accessed, displayed or run.

    That clause says that you must pay for a seperate copy of the software for each computer on which it is installed. How is this different existing copyright law?

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  116. Re:"Symbolic" gesture indeed by aufait · · Score: 2
    Existing copyright law would require that you buy separate physical copies

    Not quite true. Copyright law allows you to make copies for personal use. The courts have ruled that you are allowed to "format shift" copies of music for your personal use. That is, you buy a CD and you are legally allowed to rip it and put a copy on your computer for your personal use. I am not aware of any law or court ruling that says this does not apply to software. Without an EULA prohibiting it, I would be allowed to buy software, install it on my workstation and laptop, as long as I am the only person that uses both of them and both are not in use at the same time.

    I am also doubtful of your statement even if the above wasn't true. Copyright law requires that you pay for every copy you use. This clause also requires the same thing. You must pay full market value for every copy that you use. The only difference is that the clause saves MS, not the user, a couple of bucks because they don't have to send a seperate CD.

    Sorry, don't see how that is any additional right you don't have under copyright law.

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