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The Lone Gunmen Aren't Dead?

A reader writes: "With the series finale of The X-Files rapidly approaching, the official site has recently been updated with a brief description and a few images from the final episode. Normally, this would not be a notable occurance - except for the fact that one of the images, which are said to be from the final episode, is of The Lone Gunmen!"

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  1. It's not over yet? by saintlupus · · Score: 4, Funny

    With the series finale of The X-Files rapidly approaching

    Christ, is that _still_ on?

    --saint

    1. Re:It's not over yet? by BigBir3d · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "it's comments and attitudes like that that led to the falling viewing figures that led to its demise."

      no, that would be the significant drop in quality of the shows episodes.

    2. Re:It's not over yet? by phaze3000 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Too true.

      The X-Files was a great show up until around the end of season 2. After then things went downhill - and fast.

      X-Files should have never tried to run for more than a couple of series - there are only so many times the main charecters can almost see something eerie, but not quite, maintaining that skeptic vs believer thing. Once Scully believed Mulder, the show was over IMO.

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  2. Not again!!! by displague · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, You really "The Lone-Gunmen are dead"ed that one, didn't you???!!!

    Shall I even watch the last episode? Why don't you just post it's contents in slashdot subjects over the next 29.25 hours?

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  3. posthumous appearences by Saint+Nobody · · Score: 5, Insightful

    keep in mind that both deep throat and mulder's father appeared posthumously in dream sequences in the third season, and scully's father appeared posthumously in a dream sequence in the second season. there's probably more, but it's been too long since i've watched the show, and i don't remember others. there's also been some occurences of people appearing in flashback sequences after they've died. that's how deep throat got into the fourth season. not to mention shapeshifters taking the forms of dead people. that happened a few times. most notably at the beginning of season 4.

    then again, "killing" characters only to have them turn out to still be alive has happend more that its share of times. mulder, krycek and the smoking man have all died and come back a few times.

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  4. Dead? I spoke with one of them the other day... by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Yes, it's true," he told me, "We're not really dead. Tell everyone not to worry. See, we're just actors. All that stuff you see on the TV show? It's not real. It's just make-believe. You know, stories?"

    Honestly, even if they were killed off in the series, they could always be brought back in flashbacks, time-warps, cloning experiments, dream sequences, etc. etc.

    You don't have to un-write what was written or disrupt continuity in order to have dead characters come back...

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  5. Re:It's a trial by strredwolf · · Score: 5, Informative

    TV Guide confirms this -- It's going to be a trial of Mulder, which will involve several flashbacks.

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  6. Another Possibility by erasmus_ · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Not to be sarcastic, but is the submitter of the original story not familiar with a narrative device called a flashback? Just because they're in a picture of the episode, does not mean they're still alive.

    If they died to begin with, that is - I really have no idea, I have stopped watching a few seasons ago when it just got too convoluted. But I was disappointed to hear that they potentially bit the dust when that was reported, I always liked them, so hopefully that they are indeed alive. I'm definitely going to see the next XFiles movie, and they'd make a good addition to it.

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  7. News, not Rumours by KoopaTroopa · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Are rumours of what characters appear on the XFiles what Slashdot is all about? I mean, "News for Nerds" and all, but if I want analysis of publicity pictures of a television show I can go to any number of other rumour sites. I come here for some nifty Science, Computing, and Social news, along with some often interesting talking on the boards.

    Oh well, it's just my two cents.

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  8. Fox Seinfeld by XBL · · Score: 4, Funny

    He is on trial for laughing at a fat man getting mugged, by an alien.

  9. But does anyone care? by carlhirsch · · Score: 5, Informative

    This article on Salon talks about how bad a job Chris Carter's done in wrapping up loose ends.

    I'm inclined to agree. Out of these last few episodes, there hasn't been nearly so much exposition on the "mythology" as I would have liked or expected.

    -carl

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  10. Captain Kirk by mathematician · · Score: 3, Funny

    Spoiler Warning:

    Captain Kirk is killed on Star Trek 6 (The Undiscovered Country) - I saw it on the previews.

    1. Re:Captain Kirk by CleverNickName · · Score: 5, Funny

      Spoiler Warning:

      Captain Kirk is killed on Star Trek 6 (The Undiscovered Country) - I saw it on the previews.


      You know, I've often wished that they killed me off of TNG, because that would have guranteed my return, multiple times, across numerous series and movies.

      Instead, I got to take off with the Galactic Pedophile.

      Dang.

  11. Did it AGAIN! by Trickster+Coyote · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Geeze. First you guys spoil it for everyone by blabbling about the Lone Gunmen are dead before half the people here get a chance to see the episode, and now you are doing it again, blabbing about how the Lone Gunmen _aren't_ before the show is even on the air.

    If Slashdot keeps on blaring all these spoilers on the front page, I don't think I'll ever be able to enjoy watching the X-Files again.

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    1. Re:Did it AGAIN! by zCyl · · Score: 3, Funny

      If Slashdot keeps on blaring all these spoilers on the front page, I don't think I'll ever be able to enjoy watching the X-Files again.

      Trust no one...

  12. Okay, this is beyond a joke by seldolivaw · · Score: 5, Funny

    *First* Slashdot ruins the show for loads of people by saying the Lone Gunmen are dead. *Then*, after all the backlash, Slashdot ruins the show *again* by revealing that they aren't!

    Geez... you think they'd learn!

  13. Re:Lone Gunman Series by geoswan · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I agree. I found "The Lone Gunmen" to be one of the most intelligent shows on TV. I thought it was as good as or better than the best X-files episodes.

    I particularly liked that the super-intelligent chimps were housed at the "Boulle Primate Research Center". Pierre Boulle, was the author of the novel that was eventually made into the movie Planet of the Apes. He wrote the novel that was made into Bridge over the River Kwai as well.

  14. Deaths -- Hoax? by Trickster+Coyote · · Score: 5, Funny

    Keep in mind we never saw them dead. All we saw were some closed coffins being buried. They probably just went underground and the funeral was a cover. The guys have probably been hanging out with Mulder, eating pizza and watching porn videos.

    Hey, it's TV. No ever actually dies on a TV show, especially on a science fiction one...

    Trickster Coyote
    It must be true - I saw it on TV.

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  15. Re:Way to ruin it *again*!!! by Skirwan · · Score: 5, Funny
    Next you're going to be telling me that Anakin is Luke's father and that Clark Kent is really Superman!
    Oh, now you're just being silly. I mean, Clark Kent wears glasses, for crying out loud!

    Next you're going to go and tell us that Spider-Man is some nerdy photographer and Batman is a millionaire playboy. I mean, really.

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  16. the real explanation by emkman · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Lone Gunman aren't dead, their publication was just temporarily shut down due to DMCA violations.

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  17. No making up for past sins... by Colz+Grigor · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hemos, try as you may, you can't use this story to make up for Slashdot's (or chrisd's) horrible "The Lone Gunmen Are Dead" headline. Because your typically-intellectual readers are well aware of the possibilities of flashbacks, dream sequences, and other such plot devices, there are other explanations than what seems to be your "See... chrisd wasn't correct in saying the Lone Gunmen are dead! California needn't be pissed off at us anymore!"

    Maybe the best possible solution would be for Slashdot to stick to computer-related stuff and avoid the "Entertainment" subject altogether? Though I must say I'm pretty pleased with simply exlcuding every story posted by chrisd.

    ::Colz Grigor // It was appropriate that in his review of Attack of the Clones, Taco used "lone gunmen" as a verb... Long live CmdrTaco!

  18. From TVGuide.com by tweakt · · Score: 3, Informative
    This seminal series about the paranormal and an FBI agent's obsession with an alien invasion closes its files. And after nearly a decade of teasing, "the truth" is finally revealed.

    Or is it? Executive producer Frank Spotnitz says the two-hour finale "puts all the pieces together in as straightforward a manner as possible. We give a very definite answer about what's going to happen to the world. But then we pose the question: Can fate be changed? That's the heart of the [episode]." Appropriately, David Duchovny returns to the role of Fox Mulder, who reappears after a yearlong absence and reunites with Scully (Gillian Anderson). Mulder is charged with murder, and Spotnitz says that the resulting military tribunal "creates the framework that allows us to explain what Mulder's been doing for the last nine years." Expect a lot of flashbacks, as well as the reemergence of some infamous characters.

    A second X-Files movie is contemplated after the series ends. "It's not like [the characters'] lives come to an end at the end of the TV series," Spotnitz says. "But I think they've all taken a journey and ended up at a place that feels like completion." Gen. Suveg: William Devane. Toothpick Man: Alan Dale. Skinner: Mitch Pileggi.

  19. Re:Way to ruin it *again*!!! by dimator · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Can we all stop the "Anakin is Luke's father????" jokes? They've been old for a few years now.

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  20. Are the editors on crack? by EvilNTUser · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You've apparently learned nothing from the last time you revealed something about the X-Files in advance.

    And don't try to explain yourselves by saying it's not a spoiler, just a rumor. For some people, rumors are too much.

    I stopped visiting Star Trek boards because some people just couldn't keep themselves from accidentally revealing small details about the next movie. Those small details weren't clearly spoilers either, but eventually details pile up to form a bigger picture... One I don't want to have yet!!

    Will I have to stop visiting Slashdot too? Hope not...

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  21. Vancouver actor by Screaming+Lunatic · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm not an X-Files fan. But one of the dudes that plays the lone gunmen is a vancouver actor. He was on a local show by the name of Urban Rush. And he said that he would be in the final episode.

  22. For Pete's Sake by Sentry21 · · Score: 3, Funny

    First you go and give away that they're dead before I get a chance to see it, and then you give away that they're still alive before I get a chance to see it. You guys really hate me, don't you?

    --Dan

  23. Astute viewers would have noticed.... by Anemophilous+Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Careful viewers would have noticed in the preview after last weeks episode that they had a quick image of Alex Krychek.

    He was killed quite dead last season with a bullet to the head in an FBI garage. I don't think they allowed him to crawl away like the Smoking Man did after only being shot in the chest (and hence allowed for his return at the end of season 5).

    So most likely these are flashback images from Mulder or other cast members.

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  24. Re:They Might Come Back by Servo5678 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Chris Carter mentions something in TV Guide about a lot of characters "coming back" for Mulder's trial, which is the plot of the last episode

    I heard about this one. Apparently Mulder is put on trial for breaking the Good Samaritan law after watching an overweight man get mugged and not acting to help. A lot of characters from past episodes show up in court to testify against him as character witnesses.

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.