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gafferted writes "The boffins at google have been experimenting with new toys, such as Keyboard Shortcuts and glossary, but most fun is Google Sets. Try "green, purple, red" to get a set of 40 different colours. Try a set that contains both Richard Stallman and Bill Gates, see what google associates with Slashdot or ask for a set of rude words."

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  1. OFMG I thought it could never happen... by Zeddicus_Z · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...but you've Slashdotted google!#*(@Q$#^$

    wow.

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    1. Re:OFMG I thought it could never happen... by HiQ · · Score: 5, Funny

      Can you find Google in the Google cache???

    2. Re:OFMG I thought it could never happen... by Kredal · · Score: 5, Funny
      Actually you can. The funniest thing about it is the standard disclaimer, "Google is not affiliated with the authors of this page, nor responsible for it's content.

      To wit: http://216.239.35.100/search?q=cache:zsbOtgGsZtYC: www.google.com/+google&hl=en&ie=UTF8

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    3. Re:OFMG I thought it could never happen... by FreeMath · · Score: 2

      It's been my .sig for a while now.

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    4. Re:OFMG I thought it could never happen... by sameerd · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wonder if its possible to slashdot Slashdot. Now that google has fallen its time to go for the ultimate.

    5. Re:OFMG I thought it could never happen... by Deven · · Score: 2

      ...but you've Slashdotted google!#*(@Q$#^$

      wow.


      This wasn't a production service. Google's production search engine is on a massive server farm that already takes so many hits that "slashdotting" Google probably wouldn't even be a blip on the radar. This wasn't even a beta service not in full production yet. The only thing that got Slashdotted was a single machine setup for experimental services. Since the services were purely experimental, they were NOT designed to take a production load. Of course a single box runnning experimental code can be Slashdotted. If they ever decide to turn any of these experimental services into production ones, you can bet the production platform won't be so easily brought down.

      You think you can Slashdot Google? Feel free to try! Let me know when www.google.com is down. Taking down an experimental service is meaningless. (And might discourage them from offering experimental services for you to play with!)

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    6. Re:OFMG I thought it could never happen... by colmore · · Score: 2

      Seriously though, I'd like to thank Google for running a web service the way I would, were I given the chance. They don't half-ass the thing.

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  2. Don't worry! by ringbarer · · Score: 4, Informative

    It looks like the only machine that's melted is the lab1.google.com one. I'm just dreading what the Slashdot effect is going to do to that poor Voice Search phoneline!

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  3. How about this set... by doc_traig · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... "Google" and "Jumps the Shark"?

    - DDT

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  4. Google Blog by nob · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If you're a huge Google fan (and aren't we all) check out Google Weblog. They had this story 2 days ago, plus they keep you up to date on other cool Google happenings.

    And no, it's not my site. I just think it's cool.

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    1. Re:Google Blog by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
      If you're a huge Google fan (and aren't we all) check out Google Weblog.

      One of the links they provided was for info on Google's new Find Anything service...check it out.

      (Smiley captioning for the humor-impaired: sed "s/out./out. :-)/g")

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  5. Great... by Nachtfalke · · Score: 2, Funny

    The one time I actually want to read what the story's about, and the webserver is down...

  6. Foo in glossary search by CoolVibe · · Score: 2

    See here. Who wouldn't want to be a Forward Observation Officer in the navy? :)

  7. Fark-like Not Safe For Work by heliocentric · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I work at a place that is kind of touchy about content served up to those who signed the agreement to be allowed online, and that link to rude words I think needs one of the fark "Not Safe For Work" things after it.

    Yeah, the thing doesn't link to boobies, but grepping for incoming text vs. grepping for inbound boobies is a tad easier for log generation.

    Besides, I thought rude words just involved being insensitive, not foul.

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    1. Re:Fark-like Not Safe For Work by arkanes · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think you may be the coolest person I ever met, because you used the phrase "grepping for inbound boobies". I need a bumper sticker of that or something.

    2. Re:Fark-like Not Safe For Work by bughunter · · Score: 2
      Do you actually work somewhere where it's OK to surf fark and slashdot but it ISN'T ok to see a nipple here and there?

      No, probably not. I work in a similar place, and would appreciate a similar caveat.

      Most of the time, a few four letter words or off color jokes are fine. Nobody scans the content of every page that comes thru the proxy.

      But if they decided they needed something to use against us, or if we somehow ticked off the BOFH, then we're hosed.

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  8. Cuthbert, Dibble, Grubb! by gdav · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am in awe.

    I fed it Hugh, Pugh and Barney Mcgrew - and it gave the right answer.

    It can't be far from becoming self-aware.

    george

    1. Re:Cuthbert, Dibble, Grubb! by CoolVibe · · Score: 2, Funny
      > It can't be far from becoming self-aware.

      When it starts spouting "I am." at every query, start getting worried :)

    2. Re:Cuthbert, Dibble, Grubb! by Rupert · · Score: 2

      I'd be more impressed if the #2 result was "Deedle-dee doop dee deedly doo, deedly deedly deedly doo"

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    3. Re:Cuthbert, Dibble, Grubb! by Rupert · · Score: 2

      No, that was deedle-dee doo, deedle-dee doo, deedle-dee doop dee-doo.

      The Trumpton theme was the tune played out on the clock tower. I can't remember how that went either.

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  9. Re:Amazing! by Peyna · · Score: 2

    /. and penisbird would have been more appropriate. I'm waiting for poor lil lab1 to come back up so I can try natalie portman and hot grits myself.

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  10. Obviously broken by GigsVT · · Score: 5, Funny

    No wonder it is still beta, it associates Rob Malda with RMS and Bill Gates!

    Richard Stallman
    Bill Gates
    Linus Torvalds
    Larry Wall
    Bruce Perens
    Eric Raymond
    Steve Jobs
    Brian Behlendorf
    Chris Dibona
    Larry Augustin
    Rob Malda
    Michael Tiemann
    Randal Schwartz
    Jamie Zawinski

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    1. Re:Obviously broken by sharkey · · Score: 4, Funny

      "One of these things is not like the other..."

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    2. Re:Obviously broken by zcat_NZ · · Score: 2
      Yeah, same thing. I entered "Linux Torvalds, Richard Stallman, Eric Raymond" and it gives me "Bill Gates" ?!! I think the algorithm needs a bit of fine tuning! otoh it did pick a lot of other members of the 'open-source community' too. And at least it didn't return Larry Ellison anywhere..

      Oh shit, it just gets worse.. "Linus Torvalds, Alan Cox and Donald Becker" also returns Bill Gates as the third in the list! You're telling me Bill has been hacking the linux kernel too?!! (or perhaps this is the real reason why he's so reluctant to reveal any more Windows source code)

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  11. slashdot rude words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    "see what google associates with Slashdot or ask for a set of rude words."

    Google assiciates rude words with Slashdot, but i think the sysadmins were typing them in manually for each query i made while their servers were grinding to a slasdotted halt.

  12. other LABS servers by phunhippy · · Score: 5, Informative

    It seems that in addition to labs1

    there is also labs.google.com
    labs2.google.com
    labs3.google.com

    labs front page works(right now) the rest don't, and links off of labs, try to go to labs1 and crash and burn...

  13. In case it's slashdotted by jweatherley · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dilbert Google Doodle

    Web Images Groups Directory
    ______________________
    | | <- Google search
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    o Advanced Search
    o Preferences
    o Language Tools

    New! Advertise with Google's cost-per-click AdWords Select.

    Advertise with Us - Search Solutions - News and Resources - Jobs, Press, Cool Stuff...

    ©2002 Google - Searching 2,073,418,204 web pages

    Damn lameness filter won't let you have a joke so forgive the junk:
    # Important Stuff: Please try to keep posts on topic.
    # Try to reply to other people comments instead of starting new threads.
    # Read other people's messages before posting your own to avoid simply duplicating what has already been said.
    # Use a clear subject that describes what your message is about.
    # Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriate, Illegal, or Offensive comments might be moderated. (You can read everything, even moderated posts, by adjusting your threshold on the User Preferences Page)

    Problems regarding accounts or comment posting should be sent to CowboyNeal.

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  14. Very Impressive by nemesisj · · Score: 5, Informative

    I spent a couple hours playing with google labs last night and one of the most impressiev things (to me) was how I put in 3 bands:

    Nirvana
    Alice in Chains
    Pearl Jam

    and received one of the most accurate lists of other grunge and hard rock/heavy bands back that I've seen. To be able to build such a list on something as subjective as music is very impressive, and shows you just how good the quality of google's algorithms are.

    1. Re:Very Impressive by nemesisj · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Maybe I should have clarified a little more. Amazon's suggestions never work for me, because I like old school, early nineties grunge and they figure that music sort of falls into "heavy" and "not heavy" categories. So I'm constantly reccomended stuff by Metallica, System of a Down, Primus, etc which are all heavy bands, but which don't fit the particular vein of heavy music I like. Google also made the jump to returning Godsmack, which is a newer hardcore band with a lot of grunge fundamentals (which I like) and Tool, and artsier, more emo-influenced heavy band, but still with grunge influences and ties. I don't think Godsmack would ever refer to themselves as grunge, but the connection exists, and google figured it out. Extremely impressive - after all, this is a highly subjective subject area, but one that still has some overall generalizations to it.

    2. Re:Very Impressive by Mignon · · Score: 2
      I like old school, early nineties grunge

      You know you're old when people referring to the early nineties as old school makes you roll your eyes...

  15. Catalog Search by DeadBugs · · Score: 5, Informative

    Also try the beta for Google's Catalog Search

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    1. Re:Catalog Search by eples · · Score: 2

      Awesome! I found over 346 different types of Beer Mugs with just one search! Technology is amazing.

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    2. Re:Catalog Search by mosch · · Score: 2
  16. Goodbye, everything by seanmeister · · Score: 4, Informative
    From the Google Labs FAQ:

    5. What happened to that cool thing I was playing around with last week?

    The prototypes on Google Labs are meant to be low maintenance experiments. If one disappears it may be because no one was interested enough to use it, it wasn't stable enough for users to try it out, or it was so wildly successful that heavy usage brought the server to its knees. While that particular application may not reappear, there should be something equally interesting to replace it shortly.

    So after today's /.ing, are they going to replace the entire lab site?

    1. Re:Goodbye, everything by Jugalator · · Score: 2

      Earlier in the FAQ:

      3. What will happen to these experiments over time? That depends in part on you. Your comments and the feedback from other users could elevate a project to consideration for integration into Google.com. Other demos may disappear and never be spoken of again.

      Might be worth telling them (on their Google Boards dedicated to the labs) that we actually like it and just don't abuse it for fun.

      Or perhaps that's just what we're doing. :)

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  17. Try the voice search! by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 5, Informative

    I discovered the voice search yesterday (and submitted it but was rejected... but that's not the point). It was pretty fun - since it's slashdotted, though, I'll mention that it worked for me: when I said "The Simpsons," it gave results for "The Simpsons" and "The Sims," which is understandable. Somebody else did a search for "ISDN" and got results for "ISDN" as well as "ISBN." The last search was for "Corvette," which gave a lot of results that contained "Court of" in the title, but the sidebar on the right (the paid sponsors) had links to Corvette sites.

    So, bookmark that site and someday in the future, when it is not slashdotted, try the voice search! It's not a toll-free number, but the coolness factor is well worth it. I don't know where it would be really useful (you still need a web browser to view the results), except in the case where you know how to pronounce a word but not how to spell it.

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  18. Keys... by mbbac · · Score: 2, Funny

    If Google were smart they'd use the w, a, s, d keys instead of i, j, k, l. My fingers automatically go to wasd after many, many games of Quake 3 -- and many other games using the same engine. :)

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    1. Re:Keys... by sconest · · Score: 2

      They must have thought of azerty keyboard users.
      Afaik, i,j,k,l are at the same place on every keyboard.

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    2. Re:Keys... by aallan · · Score: 2

      They must have thought of azerty keyboard users. Afaik, i,j,k,l are at the same place on every keyboard.

      MY guess is that they picked i, j, k & l since they are the cursor keys in vi. These days all keyboard have a numeric keypad, with cursor keys, way back when this wasn't always the case...

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    3. Re:Keys... by aallan · · Score: 2

      Actually, h, j, k & l are the cursor keys in vi and I'm just a little annoyed that they didn't get it right.

      Mea culpa. That shows you how long its been since I got stuck infront of a machine with a totally fubar'ed keyboard map and no other editor but vi. Oh, how times have changed...

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    4. Re:Keys... by Luyseyal · · Score: 2

      You should try it in Dvorak. :)
      -l

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    5. Re:Keys... by Jeremi · · Score: 2
      MY guess is that they picked i, j, k & l since they are the cursor keys in vi.


      That's h, j, k, & l to you, buddy. 'i' is used to enter insert mode.

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  19. Pair o' Ducks by obtuse · · Score: 2, Funny

    Google caches sites that don't cache themselves, but Google doesn't cache itself.

    Shouldn't Google cache itself?

    I am Russell.

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  20. "Interestingly" relevance for machine learning by ariels · · Score: 2, Informative

    In the spirit of automated classification and machine learning, I
    tried searching for a set containing "boosting", "SVM" and "bagging"
    (without "bagging", nothing new is found; another problem).

    Results: "SVM", "Bagging", "Boosting", "stacking" and "Other methods".

    Clicking on either of the 2 new links ("stacking" or "Other methods")
    takes me to the normal Google search on the term. This is of course
    not useful -- I need the terms in the machine learning context, which I
    cannot get.

    Especially in the case of "Other methods", it would be nice to be able
    to get to the page Google had in mind...

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  21. Small set feature failure by Erasmus+Darwin · · Score: 3, Informative
    When I played with this yesterday, I noticed that the "small set" option has a tendency to turn up no results on certain queries that return a few replies for the "large set" option.

    For example, try entering "Frank Welker", "Don Messick", and "Maurice LaMarche" (all cartoon voice actors). Under "small set", you get back nothing but a failure page that implies you need to change the terms to get results. The failure page doesn't even have the "expand your search" link that successful small set searches have. But if you use "large set", you get back 3 additional items (well under the 15 item set limit of a small set).

  22. Google *do* cach itself, and the result is funny! by Jugalator · · Score: 3, Funny

    Looks like an easter egg to me. :)

    Google's cache of www.google.com

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  23. amazing by Drath · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wow I entered Natalie Portman into google sets and i got 'hot grits' back!

  24. Re:Google *do* cach itself, and the result is funn by gakguk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you're talking about the Dilbert thing, it is by design.


    If you're talking about the language thing, it is your mother tongue. ;) (You know, the &hl=sv&ie=UTF8 part)

  25. Kevin Bacon is now at a whole new level.... by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now you can connect him with everything in the universe.

  26. Bias to IE by sphealey · · Score: 2
    Most of the Google enhancements I have seen work only with Microsoft Internet Explorer. Since I switch among browsers as appropriate I find this annoying, as well as against the spirit of the Net.

    I can only hope that if AOL switches to Mozilla as their core code, and Google starts seeing millions of Mozilla hits, they might rethink this decision.

    sPh

    1. Re:Bias to IE by afidel · · Score: 2

      well since google just got a huge win with the awarding of a contract to power the searches on AOL/Time Warner properties and AOL's long term strategy is to use Gecko (the renderer from Mozilla) I think it would be apropriate for them to make sure that they work with said engine.

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  27. Re:Google *do* cach itself, and the result is funn by Jugalator · · Score: 2

    I was talking about the Dilbert thing.

    Yeah, I read all about that Dilbert thing afterwards by clicking on the logo. But it looked funny as I hadn't seen the logo before even if I'm a frequent Google visitor. :)

    Hmm... So you're saying I speak UTF8? Nah, that would be inefficient, requiring twice as long time to... Umm... Sorry, now I confused with Unicode again. *hides* :)

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  28. Re:Google *do* cach itself, and the result is funn by Jugalator · · Score: 2

    Oh, it's on the International Google! doh!

    Well, it got +4 Funny currently so someone must be amused. :)

    Or perhaps they're just amused by my stupidity. :(

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  29. from the mad-mad-scientists dept? by MrEd · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd be pretty damn mad if my project got the slashdotting that this has brought down on labs1.google.com...

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  30. Re:keboard shortcut keys suck by Debillitatus · · Score: 2
    vi is a curse.

    You have clearly generated bad karma in millions of your past lives.

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  31. Re:In place of these silly features by EllF · · Score: 2

    Go to www.google.com. Click "Preferences". Change the drop-down box next to "Number of Results" from its default (10) to anything up to 100.

    This feature has been there for years.

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  32. Ultimate Test by km790816 · · Score: 3, Funny

    The ultimate test: Jenna Jameson, Sylvia Saint, Houston, Chasey Lain, Christy Canyon

    ...and it passes with flying colors.

  33. In Case it Returns from "The Slashdotted Zone" by guttentag · · Score: 3, Funny
    At the moment, http://labs.google.com/ is displaying this:
    Thanks for your interest in Google Labs.

    The lab is temporarily closed as we deal with an experiment that got slightly out of hand. Nothing to be concerned about, really. All of our engineers are perfectly safe and there was never any real danger of it escaping into the wild.

    Please check back in a few hours. Everything should be back to normal then and science will march on once again. We appreciate your patience.

    I assume they've sent someone to fetch Stephen Wolfram so science may continue.

    This makes me wonder what Google will be like 10 years from now. Will they accidentally release a Lawnmower-Man-like entity onto the Internet and then categorically deny everything? Will they have to contribute to a special SuperFund for Internet pollution? Will we see cartoons of Men In Black spray-burning suspicious goo off the Google logo?

  34. "brittney's spears" and other misspelled searches by cpeterso · · Score: 2


    Here's a funny list of misspelled Google searches for "Britney Spears". Google was able to automatically spell-correct all of them. :-)

    Britney Spears

  35. "...never any real danger of it escaping..." by SiliconEntity · · Score: 2
    Google Labs now has a disclaimer explaining what has gone wrong:
    Thanks for your interest in Google Labs.

    The lab is temporarily closed as we deal with an experiment that got slightly out of hand. Nothing to be concerned about, really. All of our engineers are perfectly safe and there was never any real danger of it escaping into the wild.

    Please check back in a few hours. Everything should be back to normal then and science will march on once again. We appreciate your patience.

    Good to know that there was no real danger! Sounds like a close call, though.
  36. Google's pulled the plug temporarily by alexburke · · Score: 2

    From the Google Labs page:

    Thanks for your interest in Google Labs.

    The lab is temporarily closed as we deal with an experiment that got slightly out of hand. Nothing to be concerned about, really. All of our engineers are perfectly safe and there was never any real danger of it escaping into the wild.

    Please check back in a few hours. Everything should be back to normal then and science will march on once again. We appreciate your patience.

  37. Googe Sets precursor to Google AI? by cpeterso · · Score: 2


    I'm convinced that Google will become a giant AI. Google Sets seems like a small step towards machine understanding. The problem with older AI was bootstrapping their knowledge base. The Google AI systems will use the entire internet as an encyclopedia of self-correcting, peer-reviewed, continually-updated "facts". Suddenly, the problem of manual data entry for a AI system like Open Cyc is massively parallelized to the entire population of web users! Of course, the web is full of lies and self-promotion, but the web contains multiple voices, multiple "truths", that will create a general consensus using Google's PageRank algorithm.

  38. Googling for boobies by SpinyNorman · · Score: 2

    Speaking of boobies (and I do like to speak of boobies), I was impressed by Google's completion of the set "hooters, knockers, fun bags":

    Google on boobies

    That's pretty impressive! I think it could pass the Turing test!

  39. Re:Google in financial trouble? by PurpleFloyd · · Score: 2
    They're desperately trying to come up with a way of making money that isn't going to completely alienate their users.

    They're clutching at all sorts of straws - google answers for example.

    Google seems to me to be one of the most successful advertisers on the net. While they may not use evil pop-under ads, they have the AdWords system. Just because the ads aren't obtrusive, doesn't mean they're not there. I regularly use their ads to find online retailers for special-interest items, and like their search results, their ads tend to be very well-targeted to potential customers. I would not be at all surprised to find that Google makes a significant profit.
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  40. Quick theory on how Google Sets works by kindofblue · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I'm guessing that Google sets could work something like this.

    Each query phrase produces a set of documents, i.e. web pages. The intersection of those sets gives a small set of docs which is pretty much the same thing that a normal google query (or any search engine) will return, if all the queries are ANDed. Then the new feature is to find the intersection of all the terms from all the docs in the doc-intersection set. That is, return all the terms that are common to all the docs.

    e.g. in pseudo-code: Assume
    - G is the normal google search engine.
    - G.query("search phrase") returns a set of references (URLs) to docs, e.g. {u1, u2, u3, ...}.
    - u.terms() returns a set of all the words contained in the doc referenced by u, e.g. if u=="http://slashdot.org", then u.terms() == {"news", "for", "nerds", "slashdot", etc.}.
    - * is a set intersection operator.
    s1 = G.query(q1); s2=G.query(q2); s3=G.query(q3); ...
    docSets = s1 * s2 * s3 * ...; // so docSets contains the URLs of the docs that have all the query terms
    ws = docSets[0].terms(); // ws will contain the running intersection of the set of words in all the docs
    forall url in docSets { ws = ws * url.terms(); }
    return ws;

    So my guess is that ws is the final set of terms returned by the google set. Of course, the words should be sorted by some meaningful metric, e.g. frequency. This is all very easy to implement and can be done very quickly, because finding the document set intersection and the word set intersections can be done very quickly using sparse vectors to represent word or document vectors.