Overwhelmingly Large Telescope Closer to Reality

An anonymous reader submits: "The 100m OWL telescope proposed a few years ago by the European Southern Observatory group (ESO) may actually be built. Currently, the largest aperture for a telescope is the Very Large Telescope (VLT) at a 'very tiny' 16.4m by comparison. This monster is predicted to have a light gathering resolution of about 40 times the Hubble Space Telescope and a sensitivity several thousand times greater. Among many other things, it should be powerful enough to detect and gather spectroscopic data of extra-solar planets in order to determine the atmospheric composition and any signatures for life, like oxygen." We mentioned the OWL in this previous article too.

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Re:Hentai overflow!

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[Anonymous Coward]

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Re:point your telescope this way!

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[Anonymous Coward]

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cost over one billion euros...

[lfourrier]

How can a scientific article use such a fool multiplier as billion ?
(english vs US vs old vs new vs ...)
Please use comprehensible multipliers.
If in doubt, use popwer of ten!

Re:cost over one billion euros...

[graibeard]

If in doubt, use popwer of ten!

Is that like ppreview?

(Umfff - the sound of tongue in cheek.)

Re:cost over one billion euros...

[Anonymous Coward]

I think you can figure it out: if it were one-non-US-billion, it would be one-US-trillion--you wouldn't have to worry about that ever getting built.

Re:cost over one billion euros...

[adolos]

...unless they thought you meant one billion!

Re:cost over one billion euros...

[Anonymous Coward]

Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't 'billion' pretty much accepted world wide (including UK, Australia etc) as being the 'American' definition of 1000 million (1 000 000 000)? I've not heard anyone use it in the sense of "a million million" for a very long time...

Re:cost over one billion euros...

[Kynde]

How can a scientific article use such a fool multiplier as billion ?

I'm not US and in my native language the billion would indeed be 10^12. But billion is worldwide understood as 10^9, also in various scientific literature.

Besides anyone dumb enough to think they might have meant the 10^12 (i.e. one trillion), shouldn't be reading the article anyway.

For those interested the notation comes from the prefixes mi, bi, tri and so forth representing the common one, two and three, but the US formula is 10^(3+3*X) where as the european formula is 10^(6*X) where X is the prefix number. From there you can see how the million is same for both formulas, but the following quantitys differ quite significantly.

It's not once or twice that I've seen the US budjet (few trillions, i.e. 10^12) been poorly translated to my native language also as our trillions, making the error quite enormous (10^3*6 == 10^18).

Re:cost over one billion euros...

[Anonymous Coward]

I'm not US and in my native language a billion IS 10^12. When I see a billion, both in my native languaje (spanish) or in English, I only think about 10^9 when it's obvious that 10^12 makes no sens.

Active and adaptive correction

[ObviousGuy]

A space-based telescope wouldn't have to compensate for atmosperic disturbances...

What is the space station for, if not for this kind of thing? Vanity?

Re:Active and adaptive correction

[Oculus Habent]

The larger an object is in orbit, the more likely it is to be damaged by random chance and debris. We really need to clean up earth orbits before we start putting more stuff up there.

Should we have more space-based telescopes? Absolutely. But for now, it's much cheaper and safer to have large telescopes down here, even if they do have to account for atmospheric distortion.

Re:Active and adaptive correction

[australopithecus]

also, the location in the atacama has negligible atmospheric disturbance, as outlined in the article.

Re:Active and adaptive correction

[Hellkitten]

We really need to clean up earth orbits before we start putting more stuff up there.

How about placing it in orbit around something else then, like the moon. It'll cost more, and be harder to repair, and have 'lag' on communications. But if the earth orbit is that 'polluted' it could be an option

Re:Active and adaptive correction

[Anonymous Coward]

Even with atmospheric disturbances that have to be compensated, I'd think getting the same sensitivity from an orbiting scope would be more expensive than buiding it down here.

I'd split the question:
1) what can the Hubble do that a 100m scope down here can't?
2) what can a 100m scope do that the Hubble can't up there?

The answers will probably point out that each has its pros and cons.

Re:Active and adaptive correction

[Anonymous Coward]

1) What could a 100m Hubble do that the current Hubble can't?
2) What can the current Hubble do that a 100m Hubble couldn't?

Those are the questions I'd ask.

Re:Active and adaptive correction

[kliklik]

Or ON the moon.

Re:Active and adaptive correction

[kongstad]

Sure but the power consumption might be a problem.

Hubble's mirrors are heated to 70 degrees fahrenheit to avoid warping. If they would have to do that to a football field sized mirror, it'l take a nuclear reactor.

Re:Active and adaptive correction

[Elledan]

How about placing it in orbit around something else then, like the moon. It'll cost more, and be harder to repair, and have 'lag' on communications. But if the earth orbit is that 'polluted' it could be an option

Unfortunately, the much larger gravitational pull of the Earth would drag whatever we put in orbit around a smaller planetary body than the Earth itself (like the moon) into the Earth's own orbit. Oops.

Re:Active and adaptive correction

[taliver]

And to add to this comment, there are some good reasons for thinking of the moon:

1) Low gravity as opposed to no gravity
Any degassing from equipment or other debris would settle to the ground, instead of hanging around the mirror... Of course, you would alos need periodic "cleaning" of the mirror.

2) Raw materials
You could imagine that since the moon is made up of silicates and other minerals like titanium, you'd have a chance of constructing the mirrors in place. Like solar powered robots mining and the extruding glass and mirror in the vacuum to be then formed into mirror and placed. (I still need to work out the minor details...)

3) Stability
Vibrations could quickly be damped, and astronauts would have less problems as they bumped it around.

There are problems, like the issue of the sun blinding it for a decent part of the month, but I'm sure these effects could be minimized by placing it in a crater or other such terrain.

Re:Active and adaptive correction

[Big Dogs Cock]

It amazes me that so many allegedly "educated" people have fallen so quickly and so hard for a fraudulent fabrication of such laughable proportions. The very idea that a gigantic ball of rock happens to orbit our planet, showing itself in neat, four-week cycles -- with the same side facing us all the time -- is ludicrous. Furthermore, it is an insult to common sense and a damnable affront to intellectual honesty and integrity. That people actually believe it is evidence that the liberals have wrested the last vestiges of control of our public school system from decent, God-fearing Americans (as if any further evidence was needed! Daddy's Roommate? God Almighty!)

Documentaries such as Enemy of the State have accurately portrayed the elaborate, byzantine network of surveillance satellites that the liberals have sent into space to spy on law-abiding Americans. Equipped with technology developed by Handgun Control, Inc., these satellites have the ability to detect firearms from hundreds of kilometers up. That's right, neighbors .. the next time you're out in the backyard exercising your Second Amendment rights, the liberals will see it! These satellites are sensitive enough to tell the difference between a Colt .45 and a .38 Special! And when they detect you with a firearm, their computers cross-reference the address to figure out your name, and then an enormous database housed at Berkeley is updated with information about you.

Of course, this all works fine during the day, but what about at night? Even the liberals can't control the rotation of the Earth to prevent nightfall from setting in (only Joshua was able to ask for that particular favor!) That's where the "moon" comes in. Powered by nuclear reactors, the "moon" is nothing more than an enormous balloon, emitting trillions of candlepower of gun- revealing light. Piloted by key members of the liberal community, the "moon" is strategically moved across the country, pointing out those who dare to make use of their God-given rights at night!

Yes, I know this probably sounds paranoid and preposterous, but consider this. Despite what the revisionist historians tell you, there is no mention of the "moon" anywhere in literature or historical documents -- anywhere -- before 1950. That is when it was initially launched. When President Josef Kennedy, at the State of the Union address, proclaimed "We choose to go to the moon", he may as well have said "We choose to go to the weather balloon." The subsequent faking of a "moon" landing on national TV was the first step in a long history of the erosion of our constitutional rights by leftists in this country. No longer can we hide from our government when the sun goes down.

Re:Active and adaptive correction

[Hellkitten]

Then isn't it strange that the earth actually has a moon?

Wouldn't the much larger gravitational pull of the Sun drag whatever we put in orbit around the earth (like the moon, or sattelites) (the earth beeing a smaller planetary body than the Sun itself) into the Suns own orbit. Oops. Maybe we should shoot down the moon since it's not supposed to be there?

I usually try to counter my own arguments before posting anything, then it's less likely that I post something that someone will reply to by making me look like a fool. Maybe you should consider doing the same?

Re:Active and adaptive correction

[BabyDave]

Not necessarily - remember that although the Earth is much more massive than the Moon, it would also be much further away. Gravitational force is proportional to mass/(distance^2). I admit the Earth's pull would have to be taken into account, but I'm sure stable lunar orbits exist (didn't the Apollo modules orbit the Moon for a few days?)

What I'd like to know is whether it would be sensible to put a telescope at one of the Lagrange points - points where the Earth's pull on an object is exactly equal to the Moon's.

Re:Active and adaptive correction

[Jedi Creed]

In the last 15 years, our ability to compensate for such disturbances has increased enormously. However, the cost of shooting a megatelescope into orbit is still very high. Option a continues to look more and more attractive.

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[photonic]

First of all the space station is not the place where you want your extremely sensitive telescopes. I guess that the pointing of the telescope would be lost if an astronaut did so much as breathing.

Second, there is now and in the foreseable future no way to launch a telescope the size of a football-field into orbit. Think about the costs: Hubble, with a primary mirror of only 2 meters, costed several billions for the launch and all the maintance flights. The OWL would cost the same order of magnitude and would give you a diameter of 100 meter!

It is true that some wavelengths (x-ray, UV, far IR) can only be viewed in space, but the visible and near IR can convienently be viewed from earth. (If you have the adaptive optics working.)

Just my 2 eurocents.

Re:Active and adaptive correction

[Tarazis]

There would be no problem of the earth pulling anything out of a stable orbet around the moon.

Re:Active and adaptive correction

[oever]

it'l take a nuclear reactor

Aren't we orbiting one?

Re:Active and adaptive correction

[troc]

Yeah. I shall write to Greenpeace now! And my member of parliament. This "sun" thing should be stopped before it goes nova. I mean it's giving us all skin cancer, it's why we need air conditioning - which contributes to global warming and has resulted in loads of CFCs in the atmosphere - which has resulted in the holes in the ozone layer - which is allowing the sun's HARMFUL rays onto our litle planet.

That sun thing is the main danger we face for solar-system exploration too, dammed solar flares would just cook an astronauts outside the Van Allen radiation belts. It's uncontrolled fusion reactors like these that will result in the eventual heat-death of the universe.

I think the sun is a Communist, Capitalist plot to sell more sunglasses. ;) (for the humo(u)r impaired)

Troc

Re:Active and adaptive correction

[benhaha]

If I remember correctly (wherever I heard it that is, not the event), the moon was formed out of part of the earth, in a collision with a massive body. Imagine a liquid droplet held together under it's own gravity, and then a splash!

Re:Active and adaptive correction

[Hellkitten]

That's one of the theories anyway

The two others that I can remember was that it formed at the same time as the earth, or that it came flying past (like a comet) and was 'captured' by the earths gravity

I don't know what is the 'accepted' theory though

Re:Active and adaptive correction

[Rolo Tomasi]

More benefits:

• The sun blinding is a non-issue (the sun would have to shine directly into the mirror), as there is no atmosphere on the moon. Using a typical slotted dome, you can make observations 24/7.
• While you're at it, also build a radio telescope. If set on the far side of the moon, it would be shielded from the enormous man-made interference that makes radio astronomy very difficult today.
• Last, but not least, building a permanent base (even if unmanned) on the moon would give us valuable knowledge and experience, which would be useful with regard to a mars mission.

Re:Active and adaptive correction

[Anonymous Coward]

No, it is very hard for a telescope on the ISS to take long series of exposures, since it orbits the earth quite fast.. , the effective field of view is quite limited for these purposes.

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[p4k]

There are no stable orbits around the moon. Two reasons for this:

• First, the moon's mass is unevenly distributed giving it a "wonky" gravitational field which destabilises close orbits.
• Second, the earth's gravity will begin to dominate quite quickly when you move further away from the moon.

The Apollo missions only stayed in orbit around the moon for a short period, without corrections their orbits would have decayed rapidly.

The L4 and L5 points *would* be stable, but these would tend to accumulate dust which might be a problem for a telescope.

Re:Active and adaptive correction

[Anonymous Coward]

1) What could a 100m Hubble do that the current Hubble can't?

Resolve far finer detail, fainter sources. e.g. direct observation of extra-solar planets, observe events in the early universe at very high red-shifts.

2) What can the current Hubble do that a 100m Hubble couldn't?

Be built and launched using current technology :-)

Re:Active and adaptive correction

[mikerich]

There are perfectly acceptable lunar orbits where objects can remain for long durations. The main problem with any object orbiting close to the Moon is that the lunar gravitational field is quite 'lumpy'. The dark Mare (Seas) are filled with dense lava that have a noticeable effect on orbiting objects.

Although first discovered during the Lunar Orbiter missions of the 1960s (where they produced slightly irregular orbital periods), their effects were not recognised until much later. The small satellite deployed from Apollo 16 was lost in part thanks to unforeseen gravitational effects. It is quite possible that the Soviet Luna 15, which raced Apollo 11 to the Moon was also lost when its guidance system became confused by the irregular gravitational fields.

However, periodic reboosts from freighters could keep a lunar telescope in a perfectly stable orbit.

Alternatively, there are the various Lagrange Points in the Earth-Moon system where a large telescope could be built and maintained.

However, the question has to be; with modern computer technology and adaptive optics do we need space telescopes at all? I can see a case for those telescopes designed to receive wavelengths which don't get through the atmosphere, but for optical purposes it seems to be cheaper and easier to build them down here.

Naturally a far-side radio telescope would be nice to get away from all the radio chatter, microwave oven emissions and garage door opener signals from Earth. I believe ESA has done some long-range studies of such a project, but there are no immediate plans for one.

Best wishes,
Mike.

Re:Active and adaptive correction

[mikerich]

The origin of the Moon is still under some debate, but there is one clear theory that holds up under examination.

Your first theory, that it formed alongside the Earth seems to make immediate sense - after all most satellites do just that. However, when Apollo travelled to the Moon it brought back enough lunar rock for a chemical analysis. The Moon's rocks are quite bizarre - they contain no water, very few elements with low melting points and a correspondingly higher amount of refractory minerals. These indicated that the Moon had been heated to a very high temperature for a period of time, its volatiles had escaped into space and it had then cooled. But the same hadn't happened to Earth - strange!

From the density of the Moon we know it contains relatively little iron and nickel, which implies that its composition is different from the inner Earth.

More work by American and Soviet sample return missions showed that the Moon has exactly the same oxygen isotope ratios as Earth. We know that different parts of the Solar System have different ratios. This hints that the Moon formed somewhere near Earth.

Finally the Moon's composition does not match that of most meteorites (a few pieces of the Moon have been identified as meteorites), which implies that it has a different origin from them.

Your second theory also seems sensible - planets do capture satellites, Jupiter has several small companions that are probably asteroids or comets that just came a little too close to get away, Mars' two moons are almost certainly asteroid captures and the huge moon of Neptune - Triton is in a very strange orbit that hints at possible capture.

However, if you run the orbital mechanics of the Earth capturing the Moon it doesn't seem to work. The Moon would be moving at a relatively high velocity, there would be very little time for capture and the effect of such a large body (relative to the size of the Earth) would have probably disrupted the Earth's orbit.

So we need a new theory...

The current theory holds that the Earth formed roughly where it sits nowadays. At a very early stage in the formation of the Solar System the Earth was accreting from smaller pieces. The heat of the impacts and some radioactive decay of short lived isotopes meant that the interior of the Earth was hot, it began to differentiate with iron and nickel sinking to the centre, lighter silicate minerals rising to the top.

Somewhere near the orbit of Earth another planet was also coalescing, but in an orbit that crossed that of the Earth. This planet would have been about the size of modern Mars.

At some point, the smaller planet made an oblique impact on Earth. it ploughed through the silicate-rich upper layers, splashing those into space - but did not eject much of the Earth's core. The smaller planet was absorbed into the Earth, the ejected material formed a ring of debris.

This hot debris evaporated off its low temperature elements, its water and organic materials and began to coalesce into the modern Moon. The much larger Earth reformed and carried on evolving into the modern planet.

Voila! High temperature minerals - check. No volatiles - check. Little iron - check. Same oxygen isotopes - check.

Super computer simulations (I'm sure someone has the link to hand) show that the mechanism is workable, but I doubt if we'll ever know for sure.

Would have made a fabulous ILM effect shot though!

Best wishes,
Mike.

Re:Active and adaptive correction

[io333]

The grandest question of all questions is this:

Are we alone?

All of our space missions (except the ones that we used to spy on ourselves) ultimately, though it isn't mentioned very often, have the goal of answering this question. But we keep attacking the question around the edges and I've never seen anyone propose the one real way to attack the question *directly*.

The only way that we have that can definitely find out without any doubt, and that we have the technology to do right now, so that we all will almost definitely and without a doubt KNOW in our lifetime is this:

We need to build a HUGE telescope in space or on the moon. Big enough to clearly resolve small features on planets.

Seriously, why do we bother spending all these gazillions of dollars on so many seperate small telescopes all over the earth (and in space)?

If we took all the cash going into the International Silly Station, planetary expeditions, and observational satellites and instead put a SUPER-MEGA-GIGANTA-mirror outside of our atmosphere, we could actually LOOK at planets, take pictures of them and see if there are cities or other signs of life on them.

Does anyone remember the Star Trek episode with Trallain (sp?)? He used (so Spock hypothesized) a giant telescope to look at the earth from 200 light years away, forgot about that silly speed of light thing, and decided that people from earth dressed like folks in 18th century France. I want that telescope! Let's build one.

How big does that telescope need to be? I'm not sure though I'd imagine some of you astrogeeks could figure it out pretty quickly. I would guess out of thin air that it would need to be hundreds of meters in diamater to capture and focus so very few photons that reach us from a teensy little thing like a planet so far off.

Of course there are the distortion/flexing problems with such a big chunk of material, but if we threw enough money at the thing, it could have enough computer/robotic power on the backside of it to keep everything in the correct shape. Alternatively it could be a giant array of hundreds of 5 meter scopes, or whatever would be easiest to do.

But the only reasons I can think of that we are not doing this are:

1. No one has thought of it yet? (doubtful)
2. Politics (perhaps)
3. Microsoft (most likely).
4. The folks in charge of the $$$ already know the answer to the question. (?)

Re:Active and adaptive correction

[davecl]

How much more would it cost to build a 100m filled aperture in space? Lots more because launching to low earth orbit is very expensive, much more expensive than doing multi-conjugate adaptive optics from the ground.

Space does bring unique capabilities even in the adaptive optics era, since the atmosphere is opaque at many wavelengths. Hence the need for space-based X-ray, ultraviolet, and mid- and far-infrared telescopes. In this sense Hubble is an aberration (pun intended), in that its doing from orbit what can be done from the ground. But adaptive optics was nowhere near as developed when it was launched. The other benefit Hubble gets is low background, which makes it more sensitive, but when compared to a 100m telescope, that doesn't make a lot of difference.

Likely to be online before OWL is CELT - the CalTech Extremely Large Telescope.

And Hi from the ESO Guesthouse in Chile!

Re:Active and adaptive correction

[samsara]

Since the moon does not rotate on an axis other than earth's, would this greatly limit the ability to observe certain parts of space?

Re:Active and adaptive correction

[reallocate]

Don't know the details, but recent techniques permit enough compensation for atmospheric distortion to allow some Earth-bound telescopes to produce images better than Hubble.

Re:Active and adaptive correction

[Anonymous Coward]

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Re:Active and adaptive correction

[Tarazis]

I stand corrected....

Better in space?

[mgv]

I would have thought that a bigger space based telescope would be better. Although, at 5000m, its halfway there (at least in terms amount of atmostphere above), and probably cheaper.

Wouldnt a large array of telescopes in a grid give you just as much resolution these days? You can integrate the images from lots of smaller mirrors pretty easily in software, and a small mirror is much easier to make than a big one.

Michael

Re:Better in space?

[Anonymous Coward]

Wouldnt a large array of telescopes in a grid give you just as much resolution these days? You can integrate the images from lots of smaller mirrors pretty easily in software, and a small mirror is much easier to make than a big one.

You mean like the VLT (very large telescope)?

Re:Better in space?

[Oculus Habent]

The mirror is made of smaller mirrors - a single 100 meter mirror wouldn't be able to support it's own size and would break/warp.

would be made of 1,500 hexagonal segments and would use some of the clever computer techniques - active and adaptive optics - that further improve resolution.

Re:Better in space?

[TMB]

I would have thought that a bigger space based telescope would be better.

One is being planned. However, there's absolutely no way you're going to put a mirror that big in space. So if you care more about number of photons and less about resolution (for example, if you're taking spectra of distant point sources like quasars or planets), it's better (and cheaper!) to do it from the ground.

[TMB]

Re:Better in space?

[TheOrquithVagrant]

If by "array of smaller" you mean optical interferometry, then yes, you can, and its being done, (at the Keck observatory on Mauna Kea, and at Mt. Wilson, for example), but it is anything but "easy". Also, although it does give you equivalent _resolution_ of a single giant telescope, it only gives you the light-sensitivity of each of the smaller ones.
Building a f*ckinghyouge telescope like the one the article talks about is really more about being able to see extremely _faint_ objects, and get enough light from them to do spectral analysis etc., than resolution. Although the fantastic resolution you'll get certainly is very nice too.

Re:Better in space?

[TMB]

(for example, if you're taking spectra of distant point sources like quasars or planets)

Er... that didn't come out quite right. Let's try again: "if you're taking spectra of faint point sources like planets or distant quasars". :-)=

[TMB]

Re:Better in space?

[Betelgeuse]

You can integrate the images from lots of smaller mirrors pretty easily in software

Actually, that's hideously hard. Despite the suggestion made (by both the people running the VLT along with the /. post), I don't know that anyone has actually used either Keck or the VLT in multi-telescope mode for "real science". It turns out that optical interferometry is much harder than radio interferometry (see the VLA) and no one has successfully done it in any sort of regular way yet (I believe that they've done it once on Keck and once using two of the VLA telescopes, but never using all four).

In short, people are discovering that doing optical interferometry is REALLY hard and building one, large telescope saves a lot of headaches (but, of course, is a lot more expensive).

Finally, having a telescope in space really does help out a lot for getting better resolution, but there is something to be said for large telescopes on the ground. They are able to gather more light and, hence, able to get a higher signal-to-noise ratio than a smaller, space-based telescope.

Re:Better in space?

[Anonymous Coward]

I never tought I'll ever said something like that, but...

Hey ! Someone imagined a beowulf cluster of these !

Re:Better in space?

[davecl]

Optical aperture synthesis is working quite well from the ground at specialist observatories. COAST gets fringes from 5 telescopes and synthesises a baseline of 67m, while CHARA has achieved fringes from 2 telescopes separtaed by 400m. It has 6 telescopes in all. The combination of beams is, however, not done in software because we don't have instruments capable of recording the detailed phases of a beam of light, as can be done in the radio. All these optical interferometers use light pipes and mirrors on trollies to match path lengths and to directly combine the beams of light coming from the sub-telescopes.

The key with these projects though is that they all use small sub-telescopes, so can only observe fairly bright objects. Still, it can give you images of the surface of a star like Betelgeuse.
Getting to fainter objects means going to larger apertures for the sub-telescopes, and that brings problems. With the small telescopes the wavefront across them is affected in the same way by the atmosphere, so things are coherent when they're combined. With a large aperture (like the VLT primaries at 8m) the wavefront is not the same across the mirror, so this needs to be corrected before the individual telescopes can be combined. This is a major sticking point that has taken a long time to sort out. The corrections needed still limit these systems to quite bright obejcts, though.

Re:Better in space?

[Betelgeuse]

Very well put. I guess that I wasn't very exact in what I said. Putting large (>5m) telescopes together to do interferometry and "real science" just isn't really possible yet.

Re:Better in space?

[alfredw]

Wouldnt a large array of telescopes in a grid give you just as much resolution these days? You can integrate the images from lots of smaller mirrors pretty easily in software, and a small mirror is much easier to make than a big one.

Not really. Interferometry is wonderful for some types of works, but it only detects differences between two beams. This is cool if you're trying to discover new objects and such, but if you want to see them... take spectral measurements, etc. then you need an actual solid mirror.

Re:Better in space?

[GreenPhreak]

Wouldnt a large array of telescopes in a grid give you just as much resolution these days? You can integrate the images from lots of smaller mirrors pretty easily in software, and a small mirror is much easier to make than a big one.

While it is true that it is much cheaper to get several small telescopes together than to have one large telescope, it can be misleading. Optical interferometry is not only difficult, but it doesn't provide the sensitivity that one large mirror provides. You get the precision and resolution of having a large mirror, but you can't get the faintest stars that a large mirrorred telescope could detect.

Not easy...

[Tune]

...Getting a 100m telescope up there...

Re:Not easy...

[Big Dogs Cock]

The DoD would probably help if they'd point it downwards one week a month.

Re:Not easy...

[Anonymous Coward]

It's not easy getting a space station up there either, but they seem to have that well underway.

Re:Not easy...

[troc]

Such large telescopes should be built on the moon. It's a great excuse to go there, they could be huge, we could build interferometers etc etc.

Troc

PS Just not too near the nuclear waste dumps that will explode in 1999. Erm.

Re:Not easy...

[The Electric Messiah]

I would think that the potential for the satellite being damaged by space debris would be far greater on the moon. Think of all the pebble-sized meteors shooting through space which are harmelessly incincerated in the Earth's atmosphere. The moon doesn't have an atmosphere to burn any of these meteors up. Seems like a 100 meter mirror would have an awful lot of surface space just waiting to get dinged from those pesky meteors.

right on...

[australopithecus]

in case funding falls through in the middle of construction, the mirror can also be used to fry a turkey in under ten seconds...
pass the giblets.

Re:right on...

[joyoflinux]

You could also fry a chicken and make a computer chip out of it :-)

Re:right on...

[Theologian]

in case funding falls through in the middle of construction, the mirror can also be used to fry a turkey in under ten seconds...

Then again, it could also double as the world's largest 'pr0n scope', with the claim:
"Largest pictures of Uranus on the Net!"

Naming convention

[NicolaiBSD]

So how are we going to call the next generation of large telescopes? The Even More Overwelmingly Large Telescope? The Incredible Supa-Dupa Overwelmingly Huge Motherf***ing Telescope?
We are bound to run out of comparatives soon, then all we'll have left is the Largest Large Telescope and then what?

Re:Naming convention

[wheany]

Have you played vagabond?

What were the gun-classes?

Gun, big gun, really big gun, my god that's a big gun and don't point that thing at my planet. Were there others?

Re:Naming convention

[Anonymous Coward]

Ludicrously Large telescope?

I think finding wording that fits the name of a nightbird with extremely sensitive eyes had more to do with the choice of "Overwhelming" than anything else.

This has been a tendency for years: first invent an acronym, then find words that fit it.

Re:Naming convention

[after5]

astronomically large telescope?

double plus good telescope?

Re:Naming convention

[pyrrho]

the next one is going to be The Blocking Out The Sun Space Telescope.

Re:Naming convention

[ComputarMastar]

Super Large Telescope 2 Hyper Turbo Alpha Championship Edition.

Re:Naming convention

[heimotikka]

RLT = Ridiculously Large Telescope

Re:Naming convention

[prog-guru]

reminds me of SCSI interface names, HD (high density), VHDCI (very high density...)

Re:Naming convention

[Anonymous Coward]

Now if we would all set up our satellite dishes to point in the same direction, link them through the internet and call it Broadband Integrated Network Of Common Use Large Array Radio Scopes.

Maybe we could tap into pr0n movies from Arcturus.

Re:Naming convention

[Fez]

Well of course the biggest one will be the LLT. The Ludicrously Large Telescope.

At least until it's jammed by Lone Starr.

Re:Naming convention

[dr_dank]

A simple solution from the Doom days:
BFT > Big F*cking Telescope

Re:Naming convention

[CraigParticle]

Well, here's one published example of one such naming scheme: the Super Huge Interferometric Telescope, courtesy of a few astronomy graduate students at the University of Arizona's Steward Observatory.

:)

References for your amusement:

• link to ADS abstract, Bulletin of the American Astronomical Society, Vol. 31, p.1504
• full image of the presented poster :)

Re:Naming convention

[TMB]

Hi Craig! :-)=

So you do have a picture of the poster! If you look in my office, the list of email addresses of people who wanted copies might still be there... probably in the short gray shelf to the left of my desk. Feel free to forward it onto them if you find it...

[TMB] (Jer)

Re:Naming convention

[TMB]

Now if we would all set up our satellite dishes to point in the same direction, link them through the internet and call it Broadband Integrated Network Of Common Use Large Array Radio Scopes.

A little less silly, but you might be amused to know that the Large Binocular Telescope is currently under construction.

[TMB]

Re:Naming convention

[Tablizer]

(* So how are we going to call the next generation of large telescopes? The Even More Overwelmingly Large Telescope? *)

They should perhaps use numbers to keep track of the hyperboles.

BS = Big Scope
B2S = Big Big Scope
B3S = Big Big Big Scope

Etc...

Or, perhaps "Scope 95", "Scope 98", etc...

Or perhaps things like, "Bigger Than Argentinian Scope" (BTAS).

Re:Naming convention

[dexter riley]

"Man, they say that Overwhelmingly Large Telescope is one big mutha-"
"...shut yo mouf!"
"I'm just talkin' about the Overwhelmingly Large Telescope!"
"...we can dig it!"

Re:Naming convention

[Sgt York]

Overwhelmingly Large Telescope of +1? (Been playing neverwinter a bit too much I guess....)

Re:Naming convention

[Anonymous Coward]

That's easy!

Final Telescope. Then Final Telescope II asf.

exposure time

[selderrr]

I wonder what the exposure time of such a 'space photo' is... probably something in the order of minutes ?
In that case, how do they handle stuff like an overflying plane ?

Re:exposure time

[selderrr]

okay about planes, but what about satelites ??? Our skies are stuffed with them. Must be quite a pain for those telescopes ! A bit like a dove crapping in your eye when you're watching the skies without scopes.

Re:exposure time

[ShooterNeo]

Looking at a nearby star system means your field of view SO narrow its like the odds of that gnat in your laboratory flying RIGHT into the business end of your electron microscope (though actually these scopes usually have sealed specimen chambers) It isn't likely...even though the satellite can be "seen" somewhere in the sky where the telecope is looking, the optics are focused so that rays of light from anywhere but the objective simply do not come into play.

Re:exposure time

[RazzleDazzle]

Actually, according to this there is only about 1 second of exposure and field of view of about a few micro-arcseconds so it will probably not be that big of a deal. Plus since it is going ot be based probably in Chile, are there a lot of plans flying over the Chilean Atacama Desert anyway?

Re:exposure time

[sam_handelman]

Swiss air traffic control just orders the planes to crash into each other; keeping the air above southern europe free of aircraft.

Re:exposure time

[gmarceau]

The farther you try to look, the longer the exposure. For instance, the deep field pictures that came back from Huble some years ago had a few days of exposure time. Of course, you better have a mighty solid research project to justify monopolising the telescope for such long times while other labs are waiting for their turn.

Powerful telescopes are built on top of high montains and away from air routes, but not for the reason you think. The field of view of telescope is so narrow, you don't have to worry about things crossing in the way. Rather, monitors lights on the tips of air planes would generate enough background lighting to screw an exposure. Those devices realy are that sensitive to light. In fact, telescope operators tend to play trick on neibouring villagers, telling them on which days they forgot their porch light on. The lights leave a tale tell background whiteness on the pictures.

Re:exposure time

[Keysh]

Depending on what you're trying to look at, individual exposure times range from about a second to 30 minutes or so (longer than that, and you start getting too many cosmic ray hits that add noise to your data).

Planes usually aren't a problem; satellites (and meteors!) occasionally are. It depends on how big your field of view is (a degree across or just a few minutes of arc?) and how long you expose for.

An example from an observing program of mine: in a total of about 80 five-minute exposures of nearby galaxies, with a field of view about 0.1 degrees across, there were two exposures with satellite tracks on them. Annoying, but tolerable.

Re:exposure time

[Ripping Silk]

by the same token, the larger the aperture the shorter the exposure.

Re:exposure time

[BlueJay465]

The second graphic on one of the pages compares the estimated exposure time from the different telescopes and compares the pixel arc secs as well.

The VLT clocked in at pixel .20 arc secs for a ~16x16 pixel image that took just over 10 minutes to recieve (for a bluish blob).

The OWL is estimated to recieve the same image except at a ~1.6 Megapixel size at pixel .0005 arc secs for the same area, but at crystal clear resolution (by comparison) in about 1 seconds time.

Re:exposure time

[Anonymous Coward]

Here in Canberra, Australia's national capital, the city's street lighting code has been set up to reduce light pollution for nearby Mount Stromlo observatory.

5000m?

[morty4321]

Now how the heck would they manage to transport a 100m mirror to a mountain peak at 5000meters? I seem to recall when they built the first VLT that the mirror has to come in one piece and transporting a 100m mirror to that location would the way I see it, be a job only superman can do.

Re:5000m?

[australopithecus]

The mirror, much like the US 10-metre Keck telescopes in Hawaii, would be made of 1,500 hexagonal segments and would use some of the clever computer techniques - active and adaptive optics - that further improve resolution.

Re:5000m?

[roalt]

Now how the heck would they manage to transport a 100m mirror to a mountain peak at 5000meters?

Easy, just find enough blonde girls...

Cool

[Anonymous Coward]

Maybe I can use it to find my keys.

Already obsolete

[Anonymous Coward]

Although it sounds great, it'll take more than 15 years to build from the start of the construction project - so we're talking at least 20 years.

By then, it is predicted that computing will have advanced enough to build a globally-large coordinated telecope ("GCT").

GCT is where the 'scopes are situated anywhere on earth, and computer processing converges the images into one single image. This highly distributed method will require a degree of measurement so far unprecendented. But given the next generation of atomic clocks and earth rotation measurement, it'll be very reasonable.

The advantage is spacing. Since the telescopes can be located anywhere on earth, minor local variances of weather are, for all intents and purposes, irrelevant. In addition, even space-based telescopes (Hubble) could participate in the system.

And a GCT system uses many devices, so if any one is unavailable, the others will still operate, resulting in very high availabilty.

Finally, a GCT is relatively inexpensive. I estimage it'll take about $100,000 per site. Just a rough guess, but not unreasonable. That's lots less than OLT.

Therefore, I conclude that OLT is merely a way for to amass large grants, and not a way to do better science.

Re:Already obsolete

[pubjames]

Although it sounds great, it'll take more than 15 years to build from the start of the construction project - so we're talking at least 20 years.

By then, it is predicted that computing will have advanced enough to build a globally-large coordinated telecope ("GCT").

Yes, but by the time we can build a GCT, we'll only be ten years away from building a massively distributed telescope made of billions of tiny nanobots floating in space gathering photons and performing massively complex calculations with quantum computing methods. So we might as well just all wait around until then.

Re:Already obsolete

[photonic]

As far as i know this is complete BS. Globally combining telescopes with just accurate clocks and a lot of computing power only works for radio telescopes. They measure frequencies in the GHz regime, which means you can measure the phase of your signal with respect to an atom clock. Correlating the recorded signals from the various telescopes can then be done by computer.

Combining telescopes in the optical domain (frequency ~10^14 Hz) is only possible by correlating in the optical domain with an interferometer. This means you need optical delay-lines (VLTI) of maximum some hundred meters or fibers (OHANA) of maximum a few kilometers.

Re:Already obsolete

[Anonymous Coward]

Maybe that's why you're not an astronomer. Read some recent literature. And I don't mean "popular science".

In a nutshell, you're right - atomic clocks alone won't do it. But combined with predictive corrections, the accuracy needed is easily achievable.

Physics + predictive computing = better than theory.

Re:Already obsolete

[qubit64]

30 years for this eh? I think you're far too optimistic about this stuff... (I agree with your point though)

Re:Already obsolete

[Alsee]

Yes, but by the time we can build a GCT, we'll only be ten years away from building a massively distributed telescope made of billions of tiny nanobots floating in space

Yes, but by the time we can build billions of tiny nanobots floating in space, we'll only be ten years away from nano-engineering the asteroid belt itself into a telescope 3 AU in diameter.

But we would want to do that because given another 10 years we could instead nano-engineer the asteroid belt to fire telescopes out in a sphere expanding at 10,000 MPH, or roughly 1 AU per year.

But why do that when in another 10 years we'd be able to fire the telescopes out at 0.1% of lightspeed, expanding at roughly 63 AU per year.

But why bother with that when 10 years later we'll just be able to fire probes towards all of the nearest stars at 1% of lightspeed. Actually you can go through several decades of faster and faster probes becuase even a slight increase in speed will trim more than 10 years off the trip.

But then within another 10 years we'll be able to transfer human conciousness into the probes. But then within another ten years we'd just be able to fold space itself. But then in another ten years we'll be so advanced that we'll already know everything making the trip pointless.

Please fasten your seatbelts - we are now approaching the technological singularity. Enjoy the ride.

-

Re:Already obsolete

[Anonymous Coward]

With your kind of reasoning, I sure hope that you are not an astronomer. "Easily achievable?" I think you've been reading too many Popular Science stories. I think you need a few refreshers in interferometry (and you better start from the beginning). You had better learn how atomic clocks are used in interferometry too before you make such statments.

Re:Already obsolete

[Clith]

Great, so we'll have basically one big 13,000km telescope. Too bad it can only point in one direction at a time. :-/ Maybe we could have many separate global telescopes, with each site contributing telescopes to several different "global" ones.

If the costs go down enough, and the internet becomes ubiquitous, then maybe we can all hook up our 8" Celestron's into amateur networks of super-telescopes. Ah, but then who decides what we look at? Sounds like a job for a slashdot poll! :-)

Re:Already obsolete

[Anonymous Coward]

That's an interesting idea but your optimism fails to take into account some of the basic principles of optics. First, a large aperature telescope gathers more light, allowing fainter objects to be seen. A 100m telescope will gather the same light as 10,000 1m telescopes.

Having multiple smaller insturuments operating as an interferometer does increase resolution. You get the same ability to resolve detail as a telescope of an aperature equal to the distance separating the telescopes. But there are a lot of technical issues involved in interferometers as they require extremely small tolerances.

Also you discount variations in weather as a nominal problem but, in fact, this is the main hurdle to creating a GCT.

You also underestimate cost massively. Even assuming you can build a 1m telescope for $100,000. You will need 10,000 of them to equal the light gathering of a single 100m telescope. This would put the cost at $1 billion. But in all likelihood a 1m telescope will cost at least $1 million, putting the actual cost at $10 billion.

For more information on interferometers, please visit this website:
http://huey.jpl.nasa.gov/keck/index.html

Re:Already obsolete

[Anonymous Coward]

back away! GCT is reserved for "Galactically Large Telescope". If you want an Earth sized telescope call it Earth Sized Telescope!

Re:Already obsolete

[jonnythan]

So history ends in 70 - 80 years?

Cool.

Cleaning up earth orbit space

[2g3-598hX]

We really need to clean up earth orbits before we start putting more stuff up there.

But how do we do that? These things are moving pretty fast. For a low Earth orbit, the speeds is about 10 km/sec (36,000 km/h), while a geosynchronous orbit (higher up) is only about 200 m/sec.

How can you clean something up which is moving that fast?

Re:Cleaning up earth orbit space

[Oculus Habent]

My crazy thought was something akin to satellites with "butterfly nets". Even at 200m/sec, that's still a completely acheivable speed - you just have to apply energy to the problem. You have a satellite cruise out there and capture debris, coming up from behind it so as not to be damaged by high-speed impact; then drop it into the atmosphere over the ocean, where most (if not all) of it will burn up.

The satellite could use a fairly simple capture process, and could be refueled and prepared for it's next round by shuttle or at ISS.

But maybe I'm oversimplifying.

Re:Cleaning up earth orbit space

[ShooterNeo]

The misconception here is that space is cubic, and even the region in earth orbit where most satellites are places has a volume exceeding that of the earth. It is HUGE. This makes the odds of collision, given that we have "only" placed a few thousand objects up there, ever, very remote. Granted, airliners occasionally crash into each other, too, and people do win the lottery...

Re:Cleaning up earth orbit space

[Quila]

Problems:

• Finding the debris
• Burning lots of fuel to change course to the debris, more to slow down upon approach
• Burning HUGE amounts of fuel to slow down the combined mass enough to put both objects into a decaying orbit
• Burning more fuel to put the capture device back into stable orbit again after release

You use lots of fuel (that has to be lifted into orbit) and take out only one object. You could attach little computer controlled rocket/gyro kits to pieces to send them down by themselves. That would eliminate the fuel needed for the capture device to regain orbit, but it's still a lot.

Re:Cleaning up earth orbit space

[Big Dogs Cock]

Hmm. What do you need to clean up in the vacuum of space? OF COURSE! A Vacuum Cleaner!

Re:Cleaning up earth orbit space

[Graymalkin]

A satellite compared to the total volume of space it is moving through is insignifigantly small. Even something we might consider large on Earth is a teeny tiny spec in space. The chance a satellite in a geosynchronus orbit is going to impact a piece of debris is very very small. The biggest dangers don't lie in the same orbit as the satellite anyhow, the biggest dangers come from debris with radical orbits. Anything with a stable geosynchronus orbit is going to be moving at the same velocity so your bird isn't going to rear end the bird ahead of it like a car would rear end someone on the freeway. It is the bolt with the 5000m/s escape trajectory that happens to be intersecting the satellite's flight path that is the danger. A net or some other shielding does little good unless you suround the satellite with it and then your satellite is a very expensive paper floating rock.

Re:Cleaning up earth orbit space

[Tarazis]

Finding the debris: well it all within about 22,000km of the surface of the earth. Burning lots of fuel to change course to the debris, more to slow down upon approach: I was thinking that we could send up some big magnets the would either change there orbit (into or away from the earth) or they would stick to the magnets. you could have then controled from the ground and they would be like... vacum cleaners (every pun intended), being able to turn them on and off at the flick of a switch (i know tech isn't perfect...) you could turn it off if they get near something important. I know that they would have to be BIG and POWERFUL but you could have it on half the day and recharging half the day. spin some around the center and some around the pole's.

Re:Cleaning up earth orbit space

[cdrudge]

I was thinking that we could send up some big magnets

You are assuming that the debris is metal and that the metal is ferrous. Both things (especially the latter) can not be assumed.

Re:Cleaning up earth orbit space

[Steve Franklin]

You just need a good targeting system. Great practice for "Star Wars." A big laser would be nice too. Seems anything that doesn't run on 5V DC circuits is beyond some people here. ;o)

Re:Cleaning up earth orbit space

[Tarazis]

this is true, but i think that the majority would be and that would be a start. the rest is anybodys guess. But here is an intresting question, who would pay for it? the US and Russian space programs are older and they have been throwing stuff up there for the last 40 years....would the US and Russia pay for the clean up of near orbit space?

Re:Cleaning up earth orbit space

[Oculus Habent]

Notes from NASA:

What's orbiting in our near-Earth space environment?
Orbital debris in the near-Earth space environment is made up of micrometeoroids and man-made debris. The man-made debris or space junk consists mainly of fragmented rocket bodies and spacecraft parts created by 40 years of space exploration. These objects number in the millions and orbit the earth at hypervelocities averaging 10 km/s (22,000 mi/h).

From the White Sands Hypervelocity Impact Test Facility. The Orbital Debris article is the source.

So maybe I did oversimplify.

Re:Cleaning up earth orbit space

[micromoog]

How can you clean something up which is moving that fast?

Catch it with something that is also moving that fast.

Re:Cleaning up earth orbit space

[2g3-598hX]

So what? All it takes is one lucky hit to destroy billions of $ of equipment. That is much more money than most lotteries. And anyway it happens much more frequently than you imply.
From this useful site:

"For example, NASA frequently replaces space shuttle orbiter windows because they are significantly damaged by objects as small as a flake of paint."

Re:Cleaning up earth orbit space

[2g3-598hX]

...and you are assuming that the magnet is powerful enough to deflect objects moving at 10km/s.

Re:Cleaning up earth orbit space

[cdrudge]

Actually, depending on the size of the object (and assuming that a magnet would be attracted to it), 10km/s is no problem. 10km/s is relative to a fixed point. All you would have to to is attach the magnet to an object also going 10km/s for the magnet to latch on, then just slowly brake.

My original argument against the magnet idea is that not everything is attracted to magnets, regardless of how powerful the magnet is.

Re:Cleaning up earth orbit space

[2g3-598hX]

Intelligent post.

Consider this: The defense department has found it incredibly difficult and expensive ($billions) to build a NMD system which will (sometimes) hit targets (missiles) which are moving slower than the most of the debris, are larger (easier to hit) and are much closer to the surface of the Earth (much cheaper per hit).

Based on that, I estimate it will cost upwards of a trillion dollars if we want to clean up this debris. Perhaps any organisation who adds to or has added to this debris should be charged for cleaning it up... NASA and TsAGI acould be facing huge bills in the future.

Lots of other posts have said it's a small chance anyhow (i.e. dont worry), but if IIRC the original post was about launching a large (100m+) space telescope, so the chances of being hit are greatly multiplied.

Re:Cleaning up earth orbit space

[2g3-598hX]

My mistake, should have replied to the original post...all these Re:s get a bit confusing...

I assumed (incorrectly) that the original poster was talking about a magnet that was randomly cleaning up space. My thinking was that if you are going to go to the trouble of getting to exactly the right orbit and slowly braking why bother to use a magnet at all? Any kind of containment device would probably work...

Anyway I think people are underestimating how difficult it would be to get on course with the debris, as lots of this debris is moving in very fast elliptical orbits and much of it is too small to be tracked.

Re:Cleaning up earth orbit space

[Anonymous Coward]

But this "laser" would cost a lot to build... nearly One Million Dollars.

Re:Cleaning up earth orbit space

[Steve Franklin]

The government spends that much deciding who to name government buildings after. Heck, they spend that much checking the spelling of the names they put on government buildings! ;o)

Re:Cleaning up earth orbit space

[mikerich]

You're quite right - mostly!

The Space Shuttle has had to have its cockpit windows replaced because of impacts with tiny objects - such as particles of paint, which are capable of gouging visible craters in the surface.

Whilst we have only intentionally put a few thousand pieces into orbit, we have put much more debris up there. Pieces of paint from the booster, particles ejected by explosive bolts, nuts, bolts screws... Sometimes old rocket stages disintegrate or explode. A Pegasus booster exploded in 1996 putting an estimated 300 000 particles larger than 4mm into orbit, over 500 of those particles were large enough to be tracked by ground radar.

I'm not sure if Ed White's glove is still up there after he lost it on Gemini 4 :)

Some spacecraft (such as the Soviet nuclear-powered radar satellites) have ejected their coolant as a stream of droplets...

The US had a program called West Ford that ejected 400 million copper dipoles from the Midas satellites - no idea if they are up there.

The Soviets constructed anti-satellite satellites that exploded in close proximity to other spacecraft - a number of those were tested...

Fortunately most objects will either re-enter after a short period or are safely sitting in unused orbits, but a good number are in the popular orbits where they could cause havoc to a delicate mirror.

In fact some people have even gone so far as to suggest that the sheer number of things up there could cause a catastrophe... if one object hits another, it could eject more particles which impact on other objects releasing further particles in a cascade of debris that would clutter up low-orbit space and make it unusable.

Not sure if I believe them, but its a scary prospect and probably not one we should test.

Best wishes,
Mike.

Re:Cleaning up earth orbit space

[Anonymous Coward]

Whoosh!!

Speaking of things astronomical...

[cerskine]

Consider the odds of Linux ever being used by anybody other than small groups of fanatics.

Superman couldn't do it.

[Big Dogs Cock]

He's a quadraplegic.

Life

[Hellkitten]

determine the atmospheric composition

I hope that they find a planet with an atmoshpere that indicates life. Watching the media, politicians, religious leaders and mad scientists then would be the show of the milennium.

Less exciting but still good would be the discovery of some planet that's a good candidate for terraforming, if we had the option to leave this solar system - would we? And who would pay?

Re:Life

[Anonymous Coward]

if we had the option to leave this solar system - would we?

Or "when would it become necessary?"
The way we're using up this planet...

Re:Life

[Christianfreak]

Even if we did find life or a planet that could be terraformed its not going to happen until we find a cheap quick way to travel across the vast distances of space.

And on Terraformin: There are various theories
on how Mars could be terraformed and how we could get there with current technology but I don't see too many people jumping in rockets to go and do it.

Re:Life

[Anonymous Coward]

How about the year 2050...

http://science.slashdot.org/science/02/07/07/235 52 27.shtml?tid=134

Have to be pretty unlucky

[Goonie]

I'd imagine that the field of view of such a telescope is rather narrow, to say the least. Additionally, the site is probably well away from important air routes, and would likely have an agreement with the air traffic control people to route aircraft away from where the telescope is looking.

Hmm.. math.

[plaa]

in case funding falls through in the middle of construction, the mirror can also be used to fry a turkey in under ten seconds...

The sun deposits about 340 W/m^2 energy on the Earth. Say the mirror is round with a diameter of 100 meters, so we get an area of about 8000 m^2 -- a heating power of 2.7 Megawatts.

Say the turkey weighs 10 kg and is made up of only water (a reasonable estimate) and is at 20C. Let's boil it up to 100C. The change of 80 degrees takes about 80C*10kg*4200J/kgC = 3.3MJ of energy, so you could heat it up from room temperature to boiling point in just a bit over a second.

So if the turkey is frozen, then ten seconds sounds a reasonable time. Just hope it warms up on the inside too, or you'll get a deep-fried ice-turkey. :-)

Re:Hmm.. math.

[Big Dogs Cock]

What stuffing would you recommend with that?

Re:Hmm.. math.

[Anonymous Coward]

IIRC sunlight has about 1300W/m^2 - I'm guessing your figure is an average over the whole surface of the earth including the poles and night side. So it's actually more like 10MW - crispy!

Re:Hmm.. math.

[Tenebrious1]

I don't know about the energy side, but on the cooking side, it'd take about 12 hours to cook a turkey at 100C, and it would be extremely dry. Turkey cooks around 180C or 350F, a 10Kg turkey would probably take five hours to cook.

I suspect our turkey here would be an extremely blackened turkey still frozen inside. Mmm... fried turkey popsicles....

Re:Hmm.. math.

[Anonymous Coward]

Fry a turkey with only 100 C ?? I somehow have the feeling that you never fried a turkey yourself...hint: a turkey is not a cup of tea. You don't want to boil it - you want to fry it! That's around 200 C. Otherwise you'll just get a hot turkey.

Re:Hmm.. math.

[plaa]

Fry a turkey with only 100 C ?? I somehow have the feeling that you never fried a turkey yourself...hint: a turkey is not a cup of tea. You don't want to boil it - you want to fry it! That's around 200 C. Otherwise you'll just get a hot turkey.

The point being, the temperature would rise from room temperature to boiling point in about 1 second! And it would keep heating at approximately the same rate for some time, until it finally reaches an equilibrium state where it radiates away as much energy as it takes in.

If we assume that the turkey is a round black body object (at that point the surface being burnt-black (not that that makes it a black body)), say, 40cm in diameter, then the equlibrium state can be calculated from R=sigma*T^4, giving a temperature of about 3000 degrees Celsius. Is that enough to fry the turkey?

Re:Hmm.. math.

[BlueJay465]

Forget turkeys...this would be a perfect way to char-broil steaks, and it would only take a quick pass underneath it to be cooked to perfection (yum yum). Also, I would highly recommend wearing asbestos gloves while doing this.

Wait a minute, asbestos, charbroil, asbestos, charbroil...Well, then again you are prolly going to get cancer from either the charred steak, the asbestos, or the insane amounts of UV radiation... Looks like cancer is the big winner.

"from-alpha-proxima dept."

[Anonymous Coward]

WTF is "alpha proxima"? :-)

Re:"from-alpha-proxima dept."

[Hellkitten]

A nearby star system in proximity of Alpha Centauri

Re:"from-alpha-proxima dept."

[Anonymous Coward]

No. What the editors meant was Proxima Centauri, otherwise known as Alpha Centauri C. It is the closest star (other than the sun) to earth.

"Overwhelmingly Large", huh?

[echucker]

These should go quite nicely with my Rodents of Unusual Size >:-)

Very Large, Overwhelmingly Large, ...?

[the_olo]

When those guys are going to run out of superlatives?

Re:Very Large, Overwhelmingly Large, ...?

[HiQ]

Probably in a MindBogglingly Great Amount of Time

If it becomes even larger?

[roalt]

Ok, suppose this telescope is built and later another, even larger, telescope will be build. How on earth are we going to name it then?

Improbable Large Telescope ?

Re:If it becomes even larger?

[sbillard]

Ludicrous speed - umm - large telescope or something

Big?

[Handyman]

What about the Square Kilometer Array? I know, it's a radio telescope, but it's bigger!

Re:Big?

[ethereal]

Exactly - these optical folks with their "overwhelming" and "stupendous" telescopes are really small fry.

For example, the Green Bank Telescope is the world's largest fully steerable telescope, with an oblong surface measuring 100 by 110 meters and a surface area of 8000 square meters. It is taller than the Statue of Liberty. It looms over the West Virginia countryside like something out of Star Wars.

"Overwhelmingly Large" my ass!

OPEN SOURCE MISCONCEPTIONS by poopbot

[Anonymous Coward]

OPEN SOURCE MISCONCEPTIONS
By Serial Troller

Myth: Open Source is written by heterosexuals.

Fact: All Open Source development is done by raging homosexuals. The more flaming examples include Anal Cox, Linus Turdballs, Eric Ass-Reaming Raymond, and the entire Slashdot crew. The ringleader of the slashdotters, a man named CmdrTaco, engages in a practice known as Taco-snotting, along with his faggot-buddies Jeff Homos Bates and CowBoiKneel.

Myth: Open Source is written for heterosexuals.

Fact: Using Open Source software can cause suppressed homosexual fantasies to surface, leading to all out flaming faggotry within 6-8 weeks. Anecdotes of otherwise hetero men turning queer are far too numerous to count, but a few examples stand out. In one case, a man was arrested loitering outside an elementary school and making sexual overtures to several children: he quickly confessed that shortly after installing the Mozilla browser on his computer, he began to have uncontrollable urges to, to put it simply, have his cock sucked off by little boys. He soon met several other like-minded men through discussions on the Bugger Zilla mailing list (all already homosexuals), who together kidnapped a total of seven children whom they brought back to their apartment and sodomized. The other two men are still at large and believed to still be using Mozilla.

Myth: Open Source is multicultural.

Fact: Open Source is openly racist.

Myth: Open Source is democratic.

Fact: Open Source is controlled by a few narrow-minded zealots (mentioned throughout this post), most of whom are either Communists, Stalinists, Nazis, or Fascists. Additionally, Open Source supports terrorism.

Myth: Open Source is tolerant of religious preferences.

Fact: Open Source developers regularly engage in holy wars over the superiority of various Open Source projects, such as the Emacs program (preferred by Christians) versus vi (used mostly by neo-pagans and Satanists); or the KDE desktop (a favorite among Muslims) versus the GNOME project (particularly favored by Jews). Posts initiating crusades or jihads against other developers can be found regularly throughout the newsgroups and mailing lists.

Myth: Open Source is tolerant of sexual preference.

Fact: See above. Either you are a homo, you become a homo, or you never visit Richard Stallman alone in his office and hope to God you never meet him on the street at night.

Myth: Open Source is tolerant of political differences.

Fact: Open Source is an anarcho-communist philosophy bent on the destruction of capitalism. The very same Richard Stallman, a man whose name is disturbingly reminiscent of Stalin, has stated several times in public that his vision includes the subjugation of all who own intellectual properties under the jackboot of the GPL. The GPL is a pernicious piece of literature lifted straight from Karl Marxs Communist Manifesto, and is fortunately banned in many democratic nations.

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Myth: Open Source programming is a harlmess, healthy activity.

Fact: Open Source programming has been known to lead to massive obesity, violent tendencies with an obsession with handguns, paranoid-delusional ranting, and in severe cases, complete insanity. If anyone you know is thinking about going Open Source, stop them before its too late!

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2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

- poopbot: lovely snot! wonderful snot!

Re:OPEN SOURCE MISCONCEPTIONS by poopbot

[zloppy303]

I knew i should've kept that last moderation point to use for something like this... >:(

Sir, there's something wrong with the radar sir!?

[Em Emalb]

OWL telescope sounds to me like something out of SpaceBalls.....obligatory semi-OT quote:

RADAR TECH. I'm having trouble with the radar,
sir.

HELMET What's wrong with it?

RADAR TECH. I've lost the bleeps, I've the lost
the sweeps, and I've lost the creeps.

HELMET The what?

SANDURZ The what?

HELMET And the what?

RADAR TECH. You know. The bleeps, the sweeps, and the creeps.
HELMET (to Sandurz) That's not he's lost.

RADAR TECH. Sir. The radar, sir. It appears to
be....

Jam starts dripping down the screen.

RADAR TECH. ....jammed.

HELMET Jammed? Raspberry.
There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry. Lone Starr!

Mod away

Mod parent up

[Anonymous Coward]

+2 funny

+3 paranoid

Yesterday, the Earth is given an expiration date..

[PinchDuck]

and we're told we have to move. Today the OWL gets funded. Coincidence?

Old Joke.

[Anonymous Coward]

Imagine a beowu.....

Re:Old Joke.

[schimmi]

Not realy -
It is made af some smaler Teleskops, so it is something like a beowolf

Hubble 2

[Anonymous Coward]

It's coming ...

It's strange that they should try and put something like this together. It has the potential to be more powerful than Hubble, but I think it will have quiet a challenge competing with Hubbles bigger brother/sister.

Alpha proxima?!

[Tar-Palantir]

The subject of this article says:
see-zits-on-gerbils-from-alpha-proxima
I expect what you ment is Proxima Centauri, the closest star to Earth (other than the Sun, obviously). I believe it is also known as Alpha Centauri C, as it is a third star in the Alpha Centauri system.

Re:Sir, there's something wrong with the radar sir

[Anonymous Coward]

HELMET (to Sandurz) That's not he's lost.

Come on, at least get the quote right...

Ack.

[ColdForged]

Teach me to read before my morning coffee: I read that as Overwhelmingly Large Testicle Closer to Reality. Nothing says "good morning" like shockingly large testicles.

Brown dwarves

[Ixohoxi]

Perhaps they are looking for one of these...

This is amazing!

[th3_l33t_h4x0r]

I always thought that a telescope with a mirror that large would have problems with the mirror sagging under its own weight. I'd like to see how they handle this, but I'd love to see what this 'scope can do!

640mm aperture ought to be enough for everyone.

Re:This is amazing!

[Teun]

Like existing large mirrors it will have an active (air) suspension that continuously corrects for any temperature and gravitational effects.

Not just bigger - smarter too

[Richard Kirk]

The news article left out all the interesting engineering bits. If you read it, it just sounds like yet another bigger telescope, big deal, so they are always getting larger, yada yada.

I have ground an eight-inch mirror. If you rub two glass plates with carbo between in a random fashion, the grinding and polishing process naturally produces a spherical surface. We actually want a parabolic surface, but the difference on an f8 mirror of this size is about half a wavelength. You can do this parabolizing by the same back and fourth process, but by pressing down a bit harder on the end of the stroke, to remove more material from the centre of the plate on top. It's a wonderfully low tech process that gives a very accurate result.

Now, if you scale up the mirror, then things get harder. The errors in a larger mirror scale up, so you have to take off many wavelengths thickness,so people have to use interferometers and computer controlled polishing machines.

Adaptive optics made parabolization easier. If your mirror is made up of segments that are a bit smaller than my eight inch mirror, then the differences between a spherical element and a paraboloidal element are no longer worth worrying about.

When you get to the size of the OWL, the difference in a 10 cm tile between a spherical surface and a flat surface is hardly worth worrying about. You could use float glass if it came in stress-free 10cm squares. You can make accurate plastic elements that would do the job. If you can stamp out computer controlled mirror elements, then maing a mirror the size of a football field no longer seems so impossible.

The next big thing is to make the telescope track a celestial object. This thing is going to be about the size of the great pyramid, and the mirror has to stay in shape to a fraction of a wavelength. They reckon they can do it for a billion (10e9) euros. I remember (maybe wrongly) that the Mount Palomar telescope cost about 400 million dollars, back in the late twenties, early thirties.

I am not sure yet that the thing can be built for the price, but it is beginning to look like it might. Cor, juice!

Re:Not just bigger - smarter too

[ethereal]

As far as tracking goes, the Green Bank radio telescope (see also my post farther down) uses adaptive computer control of the telescope surface, including laser ranging to each of the surface panels coupled to actuators that can restore the surface's shape in the face of wind, gravity, or other problems (tip a telescope that big down to 5 degrees from the horizon and you definitely will see gravity pulling it out of shape). Eventually this control will be "closed-loop"; the system will automatically detect deformation of the telescope surface and restore the proper shape.

It seems like this might be a reasonable approach to keeping large optical telescopes in shape; just put actuators at the mirror corners and use the same laser ranging method. You might have to tighten up the measurement tolerances since a fraction of a radio wave is much larger than a fraction of a light wave, but the GBT is 1990 or earlier technology so I imagine we can do a lot better today.

Although really I don't see much point in building such a large optical telescope on the Earth's surface anyway; most of the deformation issues with compound elements should be a lot easier to deal with in space, the Earth's atmosphere is, if anything, getting worse at the moment, you have to care about the weather, etc.

Re:Not just bigger - smarter too

[red_gnom]

From the article:
(The mirror) "...would be made of 1,500 hexagonal segments..."

Therefore the size of one node would be 2.5m not just a mere 10cm as you suggested. Making mirrors of this size wouldn't be as easy task.
If they decided to go with 10cm size, the number of motorized mirrors to produce would be 1,000,000.

not the point

[El Puerco Loco]

Although it is possible to improve resolution of optical telescopes with interferometry, separation of the instruments is limited to tens of meters because the light from each must be combined physically. Anyway, the point of having a telescope this large is not to improve resolution, but light-gathering ability. A mirror this large would be able to see much dimmer objects than any realistically sized space telescope. This telescope should be able to see further into deep space than any but radio telescopes. Most of the work will be done in the infrared, because light from objects that far away is red-shifted well away from the visible spectrum.

Made from Hexagonal mirror segments, like Keck

[Anonymous Coward]

They say they want to build this thing like Keck. That means there isn't going to be any great big huge mirror, but instead a lot of little mirrors, all with active controls for counteracting vibrations, and warping, and also for focusing.

Kodak is good at this stuff. There were involved in Hobby-Eberly and also Keck.

If they are going to build it out of a bunch of little mirrors, then the size probably isn't what would prevent it from being put into space. Though weight, and sheer volume would probably still be prohibitive.

Re:Made from Hexagonal mirror segments, like Keck

[Anonymous Coward]

My sense is that given the current state of the art of adaptive optics, there is no real need to put the thing in space in the first place.

What's next?

[Anonymous Coward]

The You Won't Believe How Big It Is Large Telescope?

JPL's Post-NGST Plans

[RedSynapse]

One of the most interesting and controversial yet least known upcoming space telescope projects currently on the drawing boards at NASA's JPL. The tentatively named the Spacebourne Ultra Viewer should more than triple the size of the proposed Next Generation Space Telescope.

Because of the huge cost involved in such a project and the increasing risk of orbital debris the telescope will be sheathed in a special alloyed sleeve. The sleeve itself is so massive that it is estimated it will take 3 shuttle flights to lift its segments. Detractors of the project say that while the sleeve does provide excellent protection that fact is more than offset by decreased mobility by making the craft ungainly and impractical to manoeuvre. Another concern is that the huge size of the telescope will interfere with the viewing instrumentation on other nearby space instruments.

However project director Harold Mann responded to the criticisms by saying "Sure my SUV blocks other's view, has terrible fuel efficiency, and handles like shit, but hey if there's a collision it'll be the other guy who gets creamed, especially if it's one of those dinky Japanese models, and in America that's how we like it."

Re:JPL's Post-NGST Plans

[Oswald]

You had me going until the quote where the guy says his SUV handles like shit. It's been my observation that, despite driving more than any country on Earth, Americans are clueless about handling and overall performance (other than acceleration). Perhaps this is why we don't mind driving lumbering tanks.

Re:JPL's Post-NGST Plans

[Rupert]

An SUV in space? You Americans.

Re:JPL's Post-NGST Plans

[ethereal]

He probably also mentioned how all those other telescopes aren't as "safe" now that he's driving a rollover-in-waiting, didn't he? I love how my car is somehow "unsafe" in a collision now, just because everyone else is driving a Land Whale.

INCONCEIVABLE!!!

[borgasm]

Excellent, now we can use the OWL to finally see the ROUS (Rodents of Unusual Size).

Hopefully this will keep Princess Buttercup safe.

Nothing

[Anonymous Coward]

is ever *better* than the theory

Re:Nothing

[bryan1945]

I would argue that sex is way better than the theory of sex....

Telescope at Solar Foci

[Anonymous Coward]

It would be great if we could work toward a telescope at the solar foci. The gravitational lensing would trump any very large, overwhelmingly large, really freaking large telescope we could conceive of here on earth. But the downside is that any possible solar foci events are thought to exists between 550 and 800 AU. It would take several decades to get the telescope in place.

Gerbil Acne?

[Monthenor]

I'd just like to say that gerbils don't get acne. And I should know. Such a discovery would, of course, rock the scientific world to its frightened little core, but I don't believe it will happen in our lifetime.

Anyone remember Forth?

[Anonymous Coward]

Do they still use Forth (FIG) to process data from these things?

That's nice and big...

[jkastner]

but having something that big in space is out of the question. With a paradigm shift however, the problem is solved. Check out the DART which consists of two parabolically curved sheets (2D) instead of one large dish (3D). Because it consists of sheets you could just roll the material out of a shuttle onto a framework constructed in space. They are currently building precision small scale prototypes of this at JPL , and they are talking about making them very very big.

Re:That's nice and big...

[hubie]

The problem is far from solved. You still have the problem of holding that shape (be it 2 or 3-D) to telesope-level quality. Whether that is easier for the 2-D shape or not depends on the support system and active optics (if any). Obviously they see advantages in going with the 2-D surfaces, but the problem is basically almost as hard.

Apples and oranges

[hubie]

You are confusing two different operating modes in astronomy. What you are describing is globally coordinating telescopes to provide continuous coverage of an object (when the object sets for one telescope, it is in view for another). This is particularly useful for object that change appearance on reasonable timescales (such as Cephid variables) and you want to accumulate a nice, continuous data set. The fact that you are using telescopes spread out over the globe does not mean that you now have an effective aperture as big as the globe. Your light gathering ability and angular resolution are still only as good as each individual telescope.

The purpose of the 100m telescope is just that, to build a very large aperture telescope. This will increase your light gathering ability and angular resolution. This you cannot accomplish (as another poster suggested) in the same manner that they do with radio astronomy (i.e., time-tag the data and put the picture together later during post-processing) because you'll never get accurate enough clocks to make those measurements.

Consider that to make a decent image you need an optic that is accurate to a fraction of a wavelength (lets use 1/10 to make the math easier). To make a radiotelescope image you are dealing with wavelengths of about a meter, so you need to tag the wavefront to about 10 centimeters, which given the speed of light is 3x10^10 cm/s, means you need clocks that are synchronized to a few hundred picoseconds. You can do this with atomic clocks. However, in the light band, if you have a wavelength of 500 nm, you need to tag your wavefront to about 50 nm, which means you need to synchronize your clocks to about 10^-16 seconds. I don't know what kind of improvement you are expecting out of the next generation of atomic clocks, but it isn't going to be six orders of magnitude. And I'll even go out on a limb and suggest that you aren't going to have clocks that accurate in our lifetimes.

A 100m telescope is good science any way you look at it.

Sad in a long-term sci-fi kind of way

[paiute]

Are we to be a species that in the end was only able to look around the Universe, never to travel it?

Re:Sad in a long-term sci-fi kind of way

[DJProtoss]

Due to the rather large emptyness of space, I'd rather use my honking big telescope to find something worth heading towards before I thought about going on a little trip...

manufactured at site

[peter303]

I recall from an astronomy talk they manuafactured at the site. It becomes economial when making hundreds of sub-mirrors for the five scopes.

Typical poster

[Hack Shoeboy]

it's much cheaper and safer to have large telescopes down here,

Typical, typical, typical. A Slashdot post making an absolute statement of fact about the economic feasibility of something with no references or data? Slashbots, quick! Incorporate that into your memepool!

Oh, and by the way: the higher profile an object is on the surface of the Earth, the more likely it is to be damaged by vandalism and subject to liability suits. We really need to clean up society before we start putting more stuff down here.

Should we have more land-based telescopes? Absolutely. But for now, it's much cheaper and safer to have telescopes up there, even if they do have to account for launch costs and orbital debris.

earth versus space: total cost of operation

[peter303]

I heard an OWL talk at the Denver Astronomical Society late last year. In the back of my mind I was comparing to Hubble. Both have 20-30 year planned lifetimes and similar imaging resolution resolutions. ESO-OWL is planning about $100 million a year for construction and operation. Hubble spent $1.5 in initial construction and launch, had two $0.5 billion servicing/upgrade shuttle mission in 1994 and 2002, with a final one planned around 2008. Hubble also has an annual data archiving and analysis budget. I found the total lifetime costs to be comparable.

Bigger is better

[lifebouy]

Think its not a telescope unless you can see it from space?
Well, then you just might have a little mad scientist in ya...

OHANA?

[dexter riley]

Huh, In the movie 'Lilo and Stitch', they said that 'Ohana means family, and that nobody gets left behind, or forgotten'. They didn't say anything about 'Ohana means fibers, of maximum a few kilometers'.
Next thing you'll be telling me that poi isn't a dish of boiled taro roots...

E pili mau nâ pômaika`i me `oe!
-dexter

No, overwhelmingly Large is too small

[CausticPuppy]

I think the largest telescope that could possibly be built would be "Ludicrous Size."

Re:No, overwhelmingly Large is too small

[maxwell demon]

I think the largest telescope that could possibly be built would be "Ludicrous Size."

No, it would be "Largest Telescope in Space and Time".

Or maybe "Deep View".

Stable vs unstable lunar orbits

[apsmith]

Well, there's no such thing as a stable orbit for anything in our solar system, period. The Moon itself is moving away from Earth gradually due to tidal effects, and none of the planetary orbits are predictable (including Earth's) for more than 100 million years or so due to chaotic instabilities in the equations of motion when you have more than 2 bodies involved...

But for orbits in the range 300 to 1000 km or so from the Moon's surface, orbital decay due to the various effects of Earth, Sun, and gravitational anomalies becomes small enough that you can expect to stay in orbit for a year or more without any extra orbital maneuvers. This isn't actually so different from Earth, where orbits close to the surface decay quickly due to the atmosphere. See a NASA technical report on the lifetimes of close orbits for more information...

Obligatory

[n9hmg]

Sure, it's awesome, but imagine a Beowulf cluster of these.

WTF

[Anonymous Coward]

WHY do we need yet another fucking huge mirror one the damn ground, contract JMI telescopes to make one fucking big mirror for SPACE, oh I know that would make fucking sense god fucking fuck!
I don't think theirs' not a problem here that 4 UI Submarines, a few B42's and mabie some H20 ground oridnaces won't solve.
Dumbass in europe: We want to use our precious lands for making a retardidly big mirror, what's that you say some ones parked a few billions tones of implossive in my bank acount?
Dumb Ass From Europe:What I MENT to say was, we'll be more than happy to work with the spacecowboys for launching a 1000M bird to be docked with the ISS X-11 Obsivitory module do for deputarture in 72 hours

Hubble Trouble

[TrippyZ]

Presumably the same team that made the flawed Hubble mirror will not be getting their mitts on this one!

ELT (Extremely Large Telescope)

[locoluis]

http://www.eso.org/projects/owl/

Yay! Another huge telescope here in Chile! :D

Moderator falling asleep

[Anonymous Coward]

Read it as an acronym.

That's gotta be worth a +2 Funny as it is pretty clever.

Very Cool, but...

[alfredw]

Hands down, OWL is probably the coolest Earth-based telescope that might actually be built. But it's not the pinnacle of possible telescope technologies.

One idea that researchers in the field have been bouncing around is to construct a space-telescope at a distance of 550 AU out from the sun, and in solar orbit. This is well beyond the heliopause, and in the interstellar medium. At this particular distance, the 'scope could use the Sun as a gravitational lens.

Theoretically, if we parked Hubble there, it could resolve surface features of an Earth-sized planet orbiting a nearby star. A 1-meter telescope in this orbit could use parallax to directly measure the distance to most stars in the Milky Way as well. It could also resolve individual, ordinary stars in distant galaxies.

So that'd be, like, the coolest telescope you could build :-)

Some links:

• Dan Goldin, NASA Admin, mentions this as a future goal for NASA
• Use of this tech for SETI
• Use of Light-sails to put a telescope at this distance

Durhh....

[Anonymous Coward]

Does it run Linux?
Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these.
M$ sucks (note the dollar sign in place of the 'S', and the complete lack of relevance)
Linux is the best.

Duhh....
Give me +5: Funny

COCKSUCKERS

Re:Durhh....

[CONTROL_ALT_F4]

You forgot:

"First Post!"
"Can the telescope see Natalie Portman nude?"
and finally:
"Can you view pr0n with it?"

It's not the size of the telescope that counts...

[CONTROL_ALT_F4]

It's how you use it. :D

Don't Forget to Wave...

[reallocate]

...at the folks pointing their own humongous telescope at this planet.

as much as a Stealth bomber?

[Max the Merciless]

1 Billion is only as much a one Stealth bomber. They should build it PRONTO! Priorities on Earth are all wrong.

For that unbelievably stupid question

[Anonymous Coward]

I think you should die.

It's the asteroids, stupid

[Anonymous Coward]

How about looking for earth-smashing astroids instead of stupid ET that we can't possibly reach in ours or our childrens or our grandchildrens' lifetimes??!?!?!

novel uses for space "telescope"

[mikeybee]

The crueler among us will recall our childhoods, toasting ants with a magnifying glass. Think: big lens orbiting the earth, unimpeded sunshine... look out below!

Re:Naming convention (another rejection)

[darkonc]

Deep-space Overwhelmingly Large Telescope.
(DOLT).