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Asteroid Fly-By on August 18

ke4roh writes "An asteroid will fly near the planet and be visible with binoculars from the northern hemisphere August 18, so says this article. Astronomers say it will cross the sky at 8 degrees per hour and fade out of view as it approaches the sun and hence goes through its various phases - full, gibbous, half... down to nothing. Such a show only comes about twice a century, so take a look before it disappears!" Another reader sends in a few useful links: "Here's the complete article from the folks at NASA Space Science with extra links including details on the astreroid's trajectory."

193 comments

  1. fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Cowboy Neal is a nigger

    1. Re:fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

      I just saw cowboy neal picking cotton, and drinking grape soda outside my window. Get back to work, you lazy coon!

    2. Re:fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      I would offer that he looks like a struck match.

    3. Re:fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Yessah massah!

    4. Re:fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      One time Cowboy Neal was walking down the street when he found a used condom. "Oh boy, a sweet snack of man gravy!", he exclaimed as he ate it.

    5. Re:fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      What's the difference between a pothole and a nigger?

      I'd swerve to miss a pothole.

    6. Re:fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      I wonder if Commander Taco and Cowboy Neal can afford their dream honeymoon: Goatse spelunking.

    7. Re:fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      What are three things you can't give a nigger?

      A black eye.
      A fat lip.
      A job.

    8. Re:fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Q: What's the diffrence between Goatse and Commander Taco?

      A: Goatse has been able to resist stretching himself that wide and not putting something in there.

    9. Re:fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      One time Cowboy neal was walking down the street when he decided to make a dildo that looked exactly like his penis for Cmdr Taco's birthday.

      Taco thought it was a refridgerator magnet.

    10. Re:fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a BMW?

      I don't have a BMW in my garage.

    11. Re:fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Don't you ever use the word "nigger" again, you dirty kike.

  2. first post?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    woohooo! wheee!

  3. And .. by JPriest · · Score: 3, Funny

    .. I am sure NASA has an oil drilling team on stand by as we read this.

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    1. Re:And .. by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      Damn, there goes my excuse to put animal crackers down Liv Tylers pants.

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  4. +5 informative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Heh, it's funny because he is teh negroid. Oh, I'm sorry, I mean nigger. Dirty fucking nigger. Dirty fucking nigger who gives blowjobs to dogs for nickels so he can buy more male whores.

    Shout izzoout to my baby Sheniqua.

  5. MISSING INFORMATION by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    He has sex with CmdrTaco

  6. slow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    8 degrees / hour? is that even fast enough to notice movement with the naked eye?

    1. Re:slow! by alfredw · · Score: 2

      8 degrees / hour? is that even fast enough to notice movement with the naked eye?

      No, it sure isn't. Of course, seeing as the object will peak at eighth magnitude, it'll be 16 times dimmer than the dimmest thing that most people can see with the naked eye anyway, so no one will really care.

      A more interesting question is "will you be able to notice the movement in your telescope?" I happen to have a 4.5" Newtonian that I track stuff with in my backyard. Most of the stuff I track rotates 360 degrees in the sky in 24 hours. (And whatever anyone tells you about the Earth rotating - lies! It's the Celestial Sphere!) So that'd be... 15 degrees per hour.

      Is this noticable? You bet. A star will fly out of my field of view in around three minutes. So 8 degrees per hour means I'll have to adjust my telescope's pointing at least every six minutes. That's TEN TIMES every hour.

      Annoying, no?

      Alf

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    2. Re:slow! by jafac · · Score: 2

      What's annoying is having a Celestron with an automatic tracker, but for some reason freaks out when you try to get it to do an auto-seek or an alignment. And a customer service department that seems to be perpetually out golfing or something. (I've never gotten a live rep on the phone).

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    3. Re:slow! by jimand · · Score: 1

      you think they work nights?

    4. Re:slow! by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      Depending on the trajectory of the asteroid, it migh t be worse. If the asteroid is moving in the same apparent direction as the night sky, then its speed will actually be 15+8 = 23 degrees per hour. If if is moving in the opposite direction then it will be 17-8=7 degrees per hour. Most probably it will be something in between.

      You will have to do the 8degree/h adjustment if your telescope normally tracks stars by itself (if it has an equatorial mount with a motor for example).

      So anyway, with a telescope, knowing where to look the asteroid should be unmistakable.

  7. For everything else.... by cdf12345 · · Score: 5, Funny

    pair of decent binoculars: $60
    tank of gas to drive to dark location: $20
    Lawn blankets: $15

    The expression on your face as you realise some NASA mathmatican forgot to carry a one......priceless

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    1. Re:For everything else.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

      Geeked-out computer: $1500
      Picking up a copy of RH Linux from the store: $79
      Getting a /. account: $0

      Pretending to be smart: PRICELESS!

    2. Re:For everything else.... by drsquare · · Score: 2, Offtopic

      A large pair of pliars: £50.
      An electric cattle prod: £200.
      A blow-torch: £300.
      Some nipple-sized pastry cutters: £5.

      Torturing someone to death for rehashing another one of those tired Mastercard jokes: priceless.

    3. Re:For everything else.... by Spackler · · Score: 3, Funny

      A huge black cloth to put over the three quarter moon that night?

      Come on NASA. If you can't schedule stuff like this at the new moon, don't schedule them at all.

    4. Re:For everything else.... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1
      Some nipple-sized pastry cutters: £5.
      I'd rather torture somebody who makes a Red Dwarf reference so obscure that most FANs don't even catch it.

      Heh.

  8. He Also has AIDeS... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    Who have had gay anal and armpital sex with him and thus given him AIDS.

  9. Cult Activity.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do asteroids cause mass suicide, like certain commets of the past?

    1. Re:Cult Activity.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      This Hale Bop?

      (to the tune of Hanson's MMM-Bop)

      You are getting tired of this place
      The comet is coming fast
      It's time to leave for outer space
      Come ride the comet, will be a blast
      It'll be a blast, yeah

      (Chorus)
      Hale Bop, bop ba do bop
      ba doobie dop ba do bop
      bop ba do, yeah
      Hale Bop, bop ba do bop
      ba doobie dop ba do bop
      bop ba do, yeah

      Just lose your nuts to ride the air
      You won't need them when you're there
      Before you leave tell your friends
      Don't dispair - Fly through space without a care!
      Fly through space without a care
      Okay, yeah

      (Chorus)

      Get your robe, get your Nikes, take a dose
      The command to leave is Do's
      Soon we'll find out where the comet goes
      It's a secret no one knows
      No one knows, yeah

      (Repeat Chorus)

    2. Re:Cult Activity.. by cephied · · Score: 1

      IF the numbers are down, I can recommend a few IT Managers that would be perfect filler...hmmm...how to talk them into it: Expand your Knowledge of Key Time Saving Devices (Getting rid of themselves)... Lemme kno...

    3. Re:Cult Activity.. by macdaddy357 · · Score: 0

      This "asteroid" is really the mother ship, but you must shed your shells, because only your inner spirit can be beamed up. There is a very small window of opportunity to join the Gods on the mother ship. You must consume the poison at precisely 8:00AM PDT on August 18, and be covered with a purple cloth arranged in the shape of a pyramid. Don't forget to wear your new white Nike shoes!

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  10. Leonid by rigelstar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Leonid meteor shower was a great way for me to introduce my 6 and 3 yr old to astronomy. It was a night I will remember forever, as they will too hopefully. They still talk about the "stars falling from the sky".

    My kids are actually really excited about this event. There is nothing betting then getting kids into science then direct experience.

    1. Re:Leonid by rigelstar · · Score: 1

      Last sentence should read:

      There is nothing better then direct experience to get kids into science.

      Really I dont even understand what I wrote above. Very odd.

    2. Re:Leonid by lukew · · Score: 1

      ITYM;
      "There is nothing betting? Then getting kids into science! Da."

    3. Re:Leonid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last sentence should read:
      There is nothing better then direct experience to get kids into science.



      Last sentence should read:
      There is nothing better THAN direct experience to get kids into science.

    4. Re:Leonid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about...

      There is nothing better than direct experience to get kids into science.

      Duh.

    5. Re:Leonid by Cantus · · Score: 1
      Actually it should read:
      There is nothing better THAN direct experience to get kids into science.
      Why do people make this mistake over and over?
    6. Re:Leonid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
      That should be:

      There is nothing better than getting someone else's kids into my car and taking them home.
    7. Re:Leonid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

      science is fine but don't neglect the daily Scripture reading

    8. Re:Leonid by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      Why do people make this mistake over and over?


      Because it is NOT taught in schools and people do not even hear about it until the /. grammar nazis come at them.

      I am seriously beginning to think that this 'issue' only exists on /. and that there is no such word as 'than' in real life. . . .

  11. oh no by Troll+on+ice · · Score: 1, Funny

    it's coming from the vicinity of an ugly planet...a bug planet

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    1. Re:oh no by jorleif · · Score: 1

      Negative, private

      Those you mention are known to hit South America, and this one is going for the northern hemisphere.

      Either way, nothing the mobile infantry can't solve

  12. Astronomers at play by tuxedo-steve · · Score: 3, Funny
    From the spacedaily.com article:
    Such data result in impressive 3D maps of asteroids, which have often surprised astronomers with their weird shapes. Some prove to be binary systems (one space rock orbiting another) and one even looks like a dog bone.
    Why is it that I'm picturing a couple of ageing hippy astronomers, passing around a joint and checking out the skies?

    ``Whoa, dude, that's rock's shaped really weird...''
    ``Yeah... looks like a dog bone or somethin'...''
    *toke* *toke*
    ``Heh heh... check out Uranus...''

    No, probably not. :)
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    1. Re:Astronomers at play by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you blind? It looks like a dog bone to EVERYONE.

      Including you.

    2. Re:Astronomers at play by lukew · · Score: 1, Funny

      Are you stupid? It looks like a joke to EVERYONE.

      Not including you.

    3. Re:Astronomers at play by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      YHBT.

      YHL.

      HAND.

    4. Re:Astronomers at play by Rytsarsky · · Score: 1

      one even looks like a dog bone.

      That dog bone shaped object isn't an astroid at all, it's actually the Satellite of Love from MST3K.

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    5. Re:Astronomers at play by sharkey · · Score: 2

      "And that one looks like Jebediah Springfield...With his head cut off."

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      "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
    6. Re:Astronomers at play by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. It does look like a dog's dick.

  13. News flash! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Cowboy neal breaks bukkake world record! More at 11.

  14. A love story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    One time Cowboy Neal humped a knothole in a piece of lumber. He felt that the splinters were "Love bites".

  15. photo realistic sky generator software by kbroom · · Score: 4, Informative

    Stellarium is an impressive piece of free software for Linux and Windoze that renders the sky at any given time given your coordinates.
    I bet it will make it much easier for the untrained people to find the asteroid in the sky (considering its trayectory.

    1. Re:photo realistic sky generator software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      O noble and wise Gurus of Linux, I, a worthless n00b, throw mineself at your feet, and request that thou wouldst condescend to assist me, for my intellect is very small and knows not of such things as thou doeth.

      Say, O Wise Ones, why is it that when I attempt to configure this illustrious program, I am told such blasphemous lies as "GL not found - please install GL or MesaGL" when there doth exist a /usr/include/GL on my humble system and I hath installed every Mandrake cooker even containing the word "Mesa" at www.rpmfind.net?

      Art there demons in mine computer? Please help Geeks that Knoweth Many Things.

    2. Re:photo realistic sky generator software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      /usr/include/GL contains the OpenGL development headers. Check if libGL.so (or libGL.so.[something]) exists in /usr/X11R6/lib/

      If not, you haven't installed Mesa. Plus, unless you've installed XFree86 4.[something], chances are you'll only get software rendering, which is just as slow on Linux as on Windows.

      If the file exists, try typing "ldconfig -v" as root. This forces an update of the cached library path information (but rpm should have done that automatically already...)

      Some badly-compiled programs might be hard-coded to look for libGL.so in nonstandard positions - type "ldd /path/to/program" to get a list of the libraries a program has been linked against.

      N.B. Where I have used [something], it is more conventional to use "x" e.g. 4.x or libGL.so.x, a bit like high-school maths variables

      Also, while the above may sound convoluted, be thankful that you _can_ at least do this on Linux - on Windows, your choices would most likely come down to "reinstall".

    3. Re:photo realistic sky generator software by plaa · · Score: 1

      Say, O Wise Ones, why is it that when I attempt to configure this illustrious program, I am told such blasphemous lies as "GL not found - please install GL or MesaGL" when there doth exist a /usr/include/GL on my humble system and I hath installed every Mandrake cooker even containing the word "Mesa" at www.rpmfind.net?

      Check the file config.log. It tells you what went wrong.

      I got that same error message, and when I checked the file, it was complaining that it can't find some pthread_xxx functions. I tried "LDFLAGS=-lpthread ./configure; make" and it worked (Debian woody).

      However, when I started it, it segfaulted (in some PNG loading routines). (And yes, I'm too lazy to make a bug report, especially as I should be working.)

      --

      I doubt, therefore I may be.
    4. Re:photo realistic sky generator software by plaa · · Score: 4, Informative

      Stellarium is an impressive piece of free software for Linux and Windoze that renders the sky at any given time given your coordinates.

      As for a more general star-browsing program, XEphem is great (free for personal use, sources available). It takes a little getting used to, but is very versatile with lots of nifty features, and it allows you to load star catalogs to increase the number of objects it knows.

      Any other astronomy programs somebody would recommend?

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    5. Re:photo realistic sky generator software by seanmeister · · Score: 2

      Celestia is pretty shweet too... not an astronomy package, but an OpenGL virtual universe that you can fly around in... scriptable so you can record demo movies, etc. Check it out!

    6. Re:photo realistic sky generator software by wnknisely · · Score: 3, Informative

      A number of people that I've talked with really like the free (beer) software Cartes du Ciel. You can find it at this website

      There a great OpenGl lunar atlas that I'm using now as well (beats the heck out of the paper versions) here

      There are links from either site to more software for variable star observering and sky chart contruction.

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    7. Re:photo realistic sky generator software by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      Some badly-compiled programs might be hard-coded to look for libGL.so in nonstandard positions

      Thankfully Window's has this handy little thing called a "path" statement that allows me to shove a library, dll, ocx, or whatever else, on any damn well mappable device, drive, location, or anything else that can store bits and bytes, and programs won't know the difference.

      I haven't gotten a "DLL not found" error in years, well, except for when I haven't installed something. :-D

      People have to standardize on crap, the Mac darn nearly one-ups even the PC for this one, yeesh.

      Though in all fairness, many programs on Windows are responsible for carrying along their own GL drivers and such, and for a long time many even went so far as to carry along an installer for DirectX just to make sure everything ran smoothly, or at least ran at all. :-D

    8. Re:photo realistic sky generator software by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      The requisite link for Windows Users /. is going to SOOOO mangle that.

      A simpler version of that link but some commercial software will also listed with that link.

    9. Re:photo realistic sky generator software by LMCBoy · · Score: 3, Informative

      I humbly submit my own project, a desktop planetarium for KDE:

      http://edu.kde.org/kstars

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  16. Invisible rock orbits earth; Film at 11 by Toasty16 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "As it nears Earth, however, the space rock will brighten, soaring to 9th magnitude on August 18th. That's about 16 times dimmer than the dimmest star you can see without a telescope." Wow. Now I just have to blow $300 on a telescope powerful enough to let me see a dim light. What a story, thanks Slashdot!

  17. Shucks, right when school lets back in. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hope it doesn't happen before 6 p.m. If it does, I'm going to have to orchestrate a "distraction." >:)

    1. Re:Shucks, right when school lets back in. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

      Been there, done that :)

    2. Re:Shucks, right when school lets back in. by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      guess it's time to break out a calculator and figure out what 3:00 UTC is for your timezone then, eh?

      For Arizona, it'll be 8:00PM August 17th as far as I can tell, so work from there.

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  18. Another story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    One time Cowboy NEAL was thristy. He decided to visit his good friend Cmdr Taco. "Rob," Neal said, "I'm thirsty." Cmdr Taco then said "Ah, I have a solotion for that, but not for why slashdot sucks and is for niggers, which I hate, and am married to." Neal nodded his head, indeed, Malda had married a Nigger, but he was giving his cock to Neal so much, that they both know who his "True wife" was. Rob then said, "Drink up!" as he lifted up his shirt and began lactating.

    Cowboy Neal drank so much he peed for twenty minutes straight... ... into Cmdr Taco's mouth.

    1. Re:Another story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Into his mouth? This intrigues me.

      Did he swallow all of it? Did he let it dribble out and soak his clothes? Did he form a sort of fountain with two other men gulping down the overflow?

      Do you have a newsletter I could subscribe to?

    2. Re:Another story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Rob drank down Neal's frothy brew greedily, letting it fill up his mouth then gulping it down in one swallow, then filling it up again.

      I am working on the newsletter.

    3. Re:Another story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      I would gladly pay upwards of $2.75 per issue.

      I am also interested in advertising rates.

    4. Re:Another story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      If you are interested in the Cowboy Neal/Cmdr Taco Gay urine loving slash fanclub or are interested as joining as a writer email shu@portalofevil.com (Seriously)

      As for advertising we can work out rates.

  19. Sounds like fun! by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

    Do ya think any geeks will get laid that night, claiming that the asteroid will hit earth and it's "The Last Chance EVER!"?

    1. Re:Sounds like fun! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      In your dreams freak child. You couldn't get laid
      if you and Taco were the last two retards alive.

    2. Re:Sounds like fun! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      No.

    3. Re:Sounds like fun! by dda · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, in case of any problem, Bruce Willis is still there .. :)

    4. Re:Sounds like fun! by yatest5 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't worry, in case of any problem, Bruce Willis is still there .. :)

      Bruce isn't that desperate, is he?

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  20. Neal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The problem with Neal is that he deficates on Rob Malda's chest and the excrement is smarter than the both of them put together.

  21. To help them out a little... by HiQ · · Score: 3, Funny
    We don't know yet what this asteroid is made of," he continued, "but we'll have a much better idea by the end of August."

    We can be quite sure that is *not* made out of:
    • Gouda cheese
    • recycled AOL CD's
    • Rubber
    • Cookie dough
    • ....
    Maybe that'll help them to narrow the options down :-)

    1. Re:To help them out a little... by lukew · · Score: 1

      You sure it's not made out of AOL CD's? This may be what these guys have had planned all along.

    2. Re:To help them out a little... by hagar� · · Score: 2, Funny

      from the Galactic Weekly: "The Great Celestial Empire put down a revolt of primitive Earth creatures this week, by firing rubber asteroids into the crowd."

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    3. Re:To help them out a little... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      get off my block you unfamiliar cornball.

    4. Re:To help them out a little... by dacarr · · Score: 1

      Now, since when were asteroids created of elipses? With the overuse of them, I'd've thought they'd've run out....

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    5. Re:To help them out a little... by isorox · · Score: 2

      We don't know yet what this asteroid is made of," he continued, "but we'll have a much better idea by the end of August."

      I'll hazzard a guess......

      Rock!

  22. Instructions... by G-funk · · Score: 3, Funny

    1. Wait for another asteroid story on /. (approx 5 minutes).

    2. Post bruce willis / liv tyler joke (approx 21 seconds).

    3. Sit back and watch the karma roll in (unknown).

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    1. Re:Instructions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      1. Take yourself to the top of a tall building (approx 5 minutes).

      2. Shout loudly "My stupid Slashdot comments are the reason everyone hates me". (approx 5 seconds)

      3. Jump off building (unknown)

    2. Re:Instructions... by DLWormwood · · Score: 1

      That's not the correct format for an instructions post on Slashdot...

      1. Wait for asteroid story
      2. Post Hollywood movie gag
      3. ???
      4. PROFIT!

      HTH. HAND.

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    3. Re:Instructions... by Xenographic · · Score: 1

      4. Dude! Where's my karma???

  23. Imagine a beowulf cluster of those by soccerisgod · · Score: 1

    *hide*

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    1. Re:Imagine a beowulf cluster of those by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

      You are not worthy of the login "soccerisgod", pussy.

  24. Koolaid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    from the don't-drink-the-koolaid dept.

    I'm interested to know how you connected an asteroid fly past with the Jonestown Massacre, if indeed that is what your reference to "koolaid" is about.

    1. Re:Koolaid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

      It's a typo. It should read "from the don't-cut-your-balls-off-eat-barbiturate-pudding-
      chug-vodka-and-put-a-bag-over-your-head dept."

    2. Re:Koolaid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Heaven's Gate

  25. ANN LANDERS WRITES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Confidential to C. Taco:

    Your shit should NOT be white. You are obviously taking in far too much man chowder. You should also not be having 20+ bowel movements a day. This is simply not healthy.

  26. Celestia module by charliedontsurf · · Score: 1

    Someone should make a Celestia module for this like they did posthumously for the crater maker that sneaked by a few months ago.

  27. whoever modded this down before.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... obviously didn't see 'Starship Troopers'.

  28. Burn Karma Burn! by geekindustries · · Score: 2, Funny

    NASA's plan:
    1. Report doomsday asteroid heading for earth
    2. ???
    3. Profit!

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    1. Re:Burn Karma Burn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

      2. Lobby Congress

  29. One time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Cowboy Neal decided to be the cow to Taco's boy.

    Taco then castrated him and used the castrated penis on his wife who won't touch him.

  30. Happy Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    One time Cowboy Neal was horny, but Cmdr Taco was at work (Neal has never worked a day in his life) so he wasn't available for some butt fun. Neal needed to get off, so he got a hammer and smashed his groin.

    "BEST SEX EVER!" Neal said afterwards.

  31. The greatest love story ever told by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "Don't worry." Said Cowboy Neal softly, as he held his lover's hand, stroking it to comfort the poor, poor boy.

    "I-I'm still scared..." said Commander Taco, looking around the hospital room, having never been in one before.

    Cowboy Neal managed to frown a little bit, and smile a little bit, unable to stay angry at his lover. "That football has to come out sometime, sweetie." replied Cowboy Neal. "Do you think they believed my story? That I didn't turn around in time to catch you pass?" Commander Taco asked, a little fear in his eyes. "Yeah..." Cowboy Neal said, sure of it. "Yeah, I think they did." He kissed his lover, worried about the outcome of the surgery.

    Then, as to comfort Commander Taco by showing him everyone gets injured now and then, he took out a bowie knife, and stabbed his liver, dying on the spot.

    1. Re:The greatest love story ever told by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      A liver wound means instant death?

      A shame. Your story was believable up to that point.

    2. Re:The greatest love story ever told by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      He had very little blood left in him after his period.

  32. Ahhh...Perfect!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I will be in the Sierras that weekend....Yes!

    1. Re:Ahhh...Perfect!! by roadkill999 · · Score: -1

      oh. are we meant to give a shit?

  33. ARMAGEDDON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "In the year of the new century and nine months,
    From the sky will come a great King of Terror...
    The sky will burn at forty-five degrees.
    Fire approaches the great new city..."
    In the city of york there will be a great
    collapse, two twin brothers torn apart by chaos
    while the fortress falls the great leader will succumb
    third big war will begin when the big city is burning."

    1. Re:ARMAGEDDON by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      nice quote.

      Where'd you pull that one from?
      I hardly believe something like that to be in the Protestant christian bible.

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  34. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    This story is getting totally claimed by trolls

  35. Shut your hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    This isn't even a real quote it is just something some idiot journalist made up a few years ago.

    1. Re:Shut your hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      No shit?

  36. All right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Moding down has totally been deactived and now the trolls are free and clear tom navigate around slashdot trolling up a storm.

  37. Life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    "N-Neal?" "Yeah, Taco?" "W-What happens when we die?" a scared Cmdr Taco asked Cowboy Neal. Neal looked at the scared Malda and thought a second, "Well, honey, remember that pet hampster you had?" "Y-yes" "Remember what happened to him?" "Y-yes" "well, after we were done with him, he went to heaven so that the saints could do what we did with him." "B-but I thought god hated fags" "Noooo.. God only hates Nigger fags like me, but you'll put in a good word, and God will like you because you're almost as arogant as Matt Burdine of mattburdine.com" "Thank you, lover" Cdmr Taco said as he kissed Neal's cheek. "It's just hard to lose somebody close to me" "Well, if it's any consolation, the goose was dead minutes after you penetrated it, so I didn't suffer, it may have been climaxing when it died" "Wow, death isn't that bad, huh?" "Not at all", Neal said.

    Neal said "Not at all" again and took a knife and stabbed himself in the liver, like Taco had done to the goose with his penis.

  38. I am by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    trying out some rapid fire trolling as an experiment. My theory is that the janitors and a handful (5) mods are out there modding stuff down regularly and the rest are just moding things up like they are suppose to.

  39. slashdot effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    slashdot effect n.

    1. Also spelled "/. effect"; what is said to have happened when taco's anus is virtually unreachable because too many shirt-lifters are hitting it after he posts a boring pro-lunix article on the popular Slashdot news service. The term is quite widely used by /. readers, including variants like "Oh my god, my asshole has been slashdotted again!"

    2. In a perhaps inevitable generation, the term is being used to describe any similar effect from being butt-fucked by a large admiring crowd. This would better be described as a flash crowd.

    FREE NELSON MANDELA

    1. Re:slashdot effect by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      You mean thye asteroid could be slashdotted?

      Ah, now I understand why they predict you won't see the asteroid with naked eyes. You'll see it with telescopes, because telescopes use mirrors, and since every telescope uses it's own mirror, those mirrors are not suffering from the slashdot effect.

      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  40. Just need to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    get my quota of trolling in for the night. Well I guess maybe that should be morning but it kind of depends where your are. I mean its always midnight somewhere

  41. whoa... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    every year theres one passing by, and getting closer and closer each time. I guess the next ice age will be upon us soon. Don't expect NASA to help with their political mumbo jumbo to get anything done.

    1. Re:whoa... by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Well, we did have an ice age not too long ago back in the early years of America. It's not that uncommon. Now, a complete freeze of the world, that's another issue all together.

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  42. Where is poopbot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    We need poopbot to test your theory.

    1. Re:Where is poopbot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Yeah it is a real shame poopbot isn't active right now. Almost nothing is being modded down right now. No modding down so no banning. Poopbot would be able to really take off right now.

    2. Re:Where is poopbot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      A PWP would be nice too. Too bad I don't know how to do it.

  43. hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    One time Neil stuck his penis inside of Taco's mouth as he slept. Taco sucked on it and then yelled out "+1, Delicious".

    Little did he know where Neal had stuck it before.

    (Hint: His own anus)

  44. 8888 by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It will be visible on August 18th (8/18), move 8 degrees an hour, and have a brightness peak of 8th magnitude?

    The astrologists and numerologists are gonna have a field day with this one. Time to get into the fortune business, being that programming is in the dumps.

    If the damned thing is also shaped like an "8", then we are never gonna hear the end of it.

    1. Re:8888 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      get the hell out of here. this story is for trolls only. take your +2 dumbass comments somewhere else

    2. Re:8888 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

      Slashdot needs a reverse threshold so we can filter out comments above a certain score. Anything over 1 is just politically correct linux homo asshole licking.

    3. Re:8888 by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1
      I've done a google search for eight numerology. The most comprehensive result seems to be this link:

      Spiritually eight is the goal of the initiate, having gone through the seven stages. Eight is the number of Paradise regained.

      Eight is solidarity as the first cube and it denotes perfection by virtue of it's six surfaces. There are eight winds and intermediate directions of space. Eight represents the pairs of opposites. The octagon is the beginning of the transformation of the square into a circle and vice versa.

      CULTURAL REFERENCES

      Eight in many cultures and ideologies seems to have similar meanings:
      Felicity
      Perfect rhythm
      Regeneration
      Resurrection

      [...]

      So according to this, it must be a very good day. Now, what does a good day mean in that context? Well, if you want to see it: Good weather!

      Unfortunately you can't as simply google for the astrological side. So the astrological weather forecast remains unknown. Well, a hint might be that the eighth planet is Neptun, which is certainly associated with water. Therefore one might expect rain ...

      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    4. Re:8888 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see here... the date is rather arbitrary (why start with January 1?), as is the "degrees per hour" (why not use milliradians per lunar cycle?), as is the brightness scale.

      So, in short, we can blame the crazy people that came up with all the measurements, not the asteroid.

  45. Finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    We spot one before 3 days after it's come and gone.

  46. MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Cowboy Neil is blacker than my coffee, becuase I put 52 creams and 106 sugars in it. Then some Man Gravy.

    -CmdrTaco

  47. Another compelling Love story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The days had become mundane. The nights, ho-hum. Cowboy Neal and Commander Taco obviously needed to spice things up.

    As always, they knew how to go about doing that. They went fishing through the medical waste bin. Swimming through dirty needles and getting the AID, Commander Taco hit the jackpot first.

    "What this stuff?" he asked, holding up a drum of saline solution.

    "I think it's jizz," said Cowboy Neal. "Let's take it!" he exclaimed happily. Both were so excited, they didn't bother going through the rest of the dumpster before heading to their home, the boiler room of the San Francisco YMCA.

    Once they got home, they cracked open the drum, Commander Taco taking the first large gulp. He quickly vomited in surprise and shock.

    "THAT'S NOT MAN JUICE!!" He yelled angrily at the drum, pissed that he didn't have any, and his dreams were now shattered. He tried to drag the drum to throw it into the boiler, but his girly arms gave out quickly.

    Cowboy Neal lept into action, trying to read the lable on the drum to decipher what this amazing stuff was.

    An hour later, they had their answer. "Sa....line...." Cowboy Neal said. "I think I've heard of this stuff! You inject it into you to make things bigger!"

    They both went to work, pulling hypodermic needles out of Commander Taco's liver to use. They split up the drum, and both went off to seperate rooms. When they came out, they showed off their bodies.

    "I'm a mommy!" Yelled Commander Taco, rubbing his enlarged belly. "And now I'm gonna go play with saline!" he said, runnign back into the room.

    Later, they both came out. Commander Taco had enlarged his forehead, so it would be like having a helmet for their next punching fetish game. Cowboy Neal gave him a thumbs up, and then gestured to the marble-sized lump in his pants.

    Commander Taco's jaw dropped. "It's enormous!" He yelled. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

    Cowboy Neal nodded, and they both worked together to inject Cowboy Neal's liver with saline until it exploded.

  48. "Such a show only comes about twice a century..." by mraymer · · Score: 2, Informative
    Yeah, but when we get to that 1 in ~65 million asteriod, I really doubt anyone will be worried about missing the next one... ;)

    Anyone here remember comet Hykataki (sorry bad spelling)? Now that was an impressive show! Not only could you see it perfectly with the naked eye, but through field goggles or a small telescope it was truly a grand vision! The only drawback to having seen that is that everything else is kind of a let down... =:::(

    --

    "To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit." -Stephen Hawking

  49. More love by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    It had been done. A lifetime of work had paid off. Cowboy Neal hugged Commander Taco lovingly as he congatulated him for his special device.

    Commander Taco had invented a toothbrush so flexible and long that you sit on it, and it brushes the back of your teeth so you can taste your own shit.

    1. Re:More love by flaw1 · · Score: -1

      I don't know where you're pulling this stuff from, but it's absolutely brilliant. Keep up the good work!

      --
      Surprised by Unicide! (fuck this shit)
  50. Tepid Turrine of Taint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Cowboy Neal and Commander Taco had saved up for their trip to Japan. That way, they could partake of tentacles.

    If they WERE just made up, like some people had claimed, no loss; they would just jam live squids up their asses.

  51. Swollen and painful nuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    As if it had to be said, that wasn't the brightest thing you've ever done. Your nuts are SWOLLEN UP to the size of ANGRY APPLES and you're certain to have to STAY HOME FROM WORK tomorrow. You crazy FAGGOT.

    You sure BASHED THOSE NUTS good.
    You lose.

  52. A screwdriver is not a JERK DEVICE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    Well, that was PREDICTABLE. After SHOVING THAT WACKY SCREWDRIVER up your ASTONISHED ASS and WIGGLING IT AROUND FOR A FEW MINUTES, you pass out and wake to discover yourself in a HOSPITAL with a SHINY NEW COLOSTOMY BAG.

    Why don't you fucking REGISTER ANUSLESS.COM FOR YOURSELF?
    You lose.

  53. My forthcoming has been foretold. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    That's on my birthday! Thanks for the present.

  54. PRY PRY PRY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    You're a FUCKING HANDYMAN aren't you, you little PRICK. You sure SHOWED THOSE NUTS. You TAUGHT THEM A FUCKING LESSON. Now you're HOLDING THEM IN YOUR HAND. Congratulations, FUCKCHUNK.

    Now there are TWO LESS NUTS in this world.
    You lose.

  55. THE COPPERTOP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    That's right, GENIUS. You shoved five C-size DURACELLS up your DUMB WHITE ASS (ONE at a TIME), and guess what? You're now lying on the FLOOR in a PUDDLE OF your own DUMBSHIT.

    You have electrocuted yourself like a FUCKNUT.
    You lose.

  56. Look at you and your BEER CAN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    All your friends wonder why you're WALKING FUNNY, and you're not TELLING. Hurray for YOU and your NEW BEER CAN INSTALLMENT. LORD KNOWS what you're going to do when you need to TAKE A SHIT.

    A beer can doesn't go THERE.
    You lose.

  57. SEXUAL MISCONDUCT IN THE SECOND DEGREE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait


    Well, as if that one NEEDED TO BE CALLED. You JERKED YOURSELF SO DIZZY you fell off your FAT BALCONY and into the BUSHES near where a GAGGLE OF KIDS were playing. Now you're in LOCKDOWN, under SEXUAL MISCONDUCT CHARGES.

    Well, that was hardly WORTH IT.
    You lose.

  58. Clawed in the NUTS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1


    Well, it was a VALIANT ATTEMPT, FUCKNUTS. You JERKED AND JERKED on that POOR STUPID CAT, but when the little FURRY BASTARD WOKE UP he CLAWED THE FAGGY NUTS RIGHT OFF YOUR BODY.

    No more JERKING DAYS FOR YOU.
    You lose.

  59. German cars are superior b/c GERMANS are superior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    I'm sick of this crap about American cars being any good. They're OK
    for stupid Americans who don't know how to drive, but our superior,
    unpolluted Aryan engineering wins out every time. Only a dumb country would
    let niggers build their cars. If a job is so menial that one of those can do
    it right, a robot will do better, and he won't leave early to smoke crack.
    Why is it that dumbfuck Americans look for their status symbols in
    OUR cars? None of yours are good enough, that's why! American cars are death
    traps. Although it's good for our economy, I wish more of you would drive
    them and die. Which is rather likely considering how well you all drive over
    there. Typical American thinking applies to your country and yourselves.
    You're the only fucking one on the planet.
    What is the American idea of a sports car? A V8, a transmission,
    seats, and wheels? For a suspension, how about some great big rubber bands.
    Try some superior German engineering and you'll see that your country is
    shit. Always has been and always will be.
    The V8 is the perfect analogy for the American approach to the
    military. Can't do it BETTER so do it BIGGER.
    That Finn was right about Americans and their automatic
    transmissions. Can't well drive a stick if you're drinking coffee and
    talking on the phone, can you? The American idea of driving is the gas pedal
    and sometimes the steering wheel. Oh and there's these brakes, too, but you
    don't need them unless you happen to look up and see something in front of
    you that is too big to hit.
    What a dumb country. Not one in ten of you can understand the
    concept of metric unless it's expressed in terms of your sad little system.
    While your children starve, can't even speak ONE language properly, and have
    no clue where their own country is on a map, you're spending all your money
    on guns, $5000 screwdrivers, and whores for congress.
    Thank you for letting me take this time from your daily watching of
    the OJ Simpson trial. (Shows what a smart country you are, give a nigger a
    knife and get all surprised when he kills someone).

    Deutschland ueber alles.

  60. Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I think this would be considered a YP...Your Problem.

    heh

  61. Doom! by paganizer · · Score: 1

    Has anyone else entertained the possibility that they are pretty sure it will hit on the 18th, and issued the press release saying it would be visible with binoc's so that the amateur astronomers who think it's on a collision course won't get any press, so as to prevent public panic?
    Didn't think so.

    --
    Why, yes, I AM a Pagan Libertarian.
  62. In case they need to destroy it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    ...they can just set up a server running (insert most hated OS of your choice here) and we'll just let the Slashdot effect do its thing. Bye-bye annoying, Earth-threatening rock!

  63. were doomed, doomed i say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1

    just kidding, or am I, I wonder what wierd religion is going to commit mass suiscide over this stupid space rock...

  64. Re:German cars are superior b/c GERMANS are superi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    nobody cares about your stupid kroutmobiles because they suck, i rather have a chevrolet silverado pickup truck with a 350 V8 anyday...

  65. This asteroid will NOT collide. by Fuzzums · · Score: 1

    [remember 'the left wing is NOT on fire] Relax, there's no danger of a collision. Repeat is you look at the system of Hercules you will see an asteroid that is NOT going to hit the earth.

    --
    Privacy is terrorism.
  66. THe trajectory is what is imporatnt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    * Thursday August 01, @03:48AM
    * MOD PARENT UP! Thursday August 01, @03:59AM
    * Another compelling Love story Thursday August 01, @04:02AM

    first post?? (Score:0)
    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday August 01, @02:26AM (#3990531) woohooo! wheee! [ Reply to This | Parent ] And .. (Score:3, Funny)
    by JPriest on Thursday August 01, @02:26AM (#3990532)
    (User #547211 Info | http://pocomail.com/) .. I am sure NASA has an oil drilling team on stand by as we read this. [ Reply to This | Parent ] slow! (Score:0)
    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday August 01, @02:31AM (#3990542) 8 degrees / hour? is that even fast enough to notice movement with the naked eye? [ Reply to This | Parent ]

    * Re:slow! by alfredw (Score:2) Thursday August 01, @04:49AM

    For everything else.... (Score:5, Funny)
    by cdf12345 on Thursday August 01, @02:33AM (#3990546)
    (User #412812 Info) pair of decent binoculars: $60
    tank of gas to drive to dark location: $20
    Lawn blankets: $15

    The expression on your face as you realise some NASA mathmatican forgot to carry a one......priceless [ Reply to This | Parent ]

    * Re:For everything else.... by Anonymous Coward (Score:-1) Thursday August 01, @02:48AM
    * Re:For everything else.... by drsquare (Score:1) Thursday August 01, @04:52AM

    Cult Activity.. (Score:0)
    by Anonymous Coward on Thursday August 01, @02:35AM (#3990551) Do asteroids cause mass suicide, like certain commets of the past? [ Reply to This | Parent ]

    * Re:Cult Activity.. Thursday August 01, @05:16AM

    Leonid (Score:1)
    by rigelstar on Thursday August 01, @02:36AM (#3990552)
    (User #243170 Info) The Leonid meteor shower was a great way for me to introduce my 6 and 3 yr old to astronomy. It was a night I will remember forever, as they will too hopefully. They still talk about the "stars falling from the sky".

    My kids are actually really excited about this event. There is nothing betting then getting kids into science then direct experience. [ Reply to This | Parent ]

    * Re:Leonid by rigelstar (Score:1) Thursday August 01, @02:40AM
    o Re:Leonid Thursday August 01, @02:45AM
    o Re:Leonid Thursday August 01, @02:45AM
    o Re:Leonid by Cantus (Score:1) Thursday August 01, @03:23AM
    o Re:Leonid Thursday August 01, @03:53AM
    * Re:Leonid by lukew (Score:1) Thursday August 01, @02:43AM

    oh no (Score:1, Funny)
    by Troll on ice on Thursday August 01, @02:38AM (#3990561)
    (User #569367 Info) it's coming from the vicinity of an ugly planet...a bug planet [ Reply to This | Parent ]

    * whoever modded this down before.... Thursday August 01, @03:10AM

    Astronomers at play (Score:3, Funny)
    by tuxedo-steve on Thursday August 01, @02:41AM (#3990563)
    (User #33545 Info) From the spacedaily.com article:
    Such data result in impressive 3D maps of asteroids, which have often surprised astronomers with their weird shapes. Some prove to be binary systems (one space rock orbiting another) and one even looks like a dog bone. Why is it that I'm picturing a couple of ageing hippy astronomers, passing around a joint and checking out the skies?

    ``Whoa, dude, that's rock's shaped really weird...''
    ``Yeah... looks like a dog bone or somethin'...''
    *toke* *toke*
    ``Heh heh... check out Uranus...''

    No, probably not. :)
    [ Reply to This | Parent ]

    * Re:Astronomers at play Thursday August 01, @02:48AM
    o Re:Astronomers at play by lukew (Score:1) Thursday August 01, @02:54AM
    + Re:Astronomers at play Thursday August 01, @03:00AM

    photo realistic sky generator software (Score:4, Informative)
    by kbroom on Thursday August 01, @02:48AM (#3990576)
    (User #258296 Info | http://slashdot.org/) Stellarium [stellarium.free.fr] is an impressive piece of free software for Linux and Windoze that renders the sky at any given time given your coordinates.
    I bet it will make it much easier for the untrained people to find the asteroid in the sky (considering its trayectory [nasa.gov].
    [ Reply to This | Parent ]

    * Re:photo realistic sky generator software by Anonymous Coward (Score:1) Thursday August 01, @03:29AM
    o Re:photo realistic sky generator software Thursday August 01, @05:40AM

    Invisible rock orbits earth; Film at 11 (Score:1, Flamebait)
    by Toasty16 on Thursday August 01, @02:50AM (#3990585)
    (User #586358 Info) "As it nears Earth, however, the space rock will brighten, soaring to 9th magnitude on August 18th. That's about 16 times dimmer than the dimmest star you can see without a telescope." Wow. Now I just have to blow $300 on a telescope powerful enough to let me see a dim light. What a story, thanks Slashdot! [ Reply to This | Parent ]

    * Umm... Thursday August 01, @05:00AM

    Shucks, right when school lets back in. (Score:0)

  67. Re:8888 -- NOT! by Anna+Merikin · · Score: 1
    I've done a google search for eight numerology. The most comprehensive result seems to be this link [crystalinks.com]:

    Spiritually eight is the goal of the initiate, having gone through the seven stages. Eight is the number of Paradise regained.

    Eight is solidarity as the first cube and it denotes perfection by virtue of it's six surfaces. There are eight winds and intermediate directions of space. Eight represents the pairs of opposites. The octagon is the beginning of the transformation of the square into a circle and vice versa.

    Numerology only works in languages where letters can also represent numbers, like Hebrew and such -- not English, certainly, nor Chinese, etc.

    When a language's letters are numbers, one of the sets must, obviously, be driven into the unconscious, leaving its other for denotation. All trinities, for example, have the characteristics of Mother-Father-Issue (except, of course, to the Catholic Church, where all three aspects are male....) This includes political theory (thesis, entithesis and dialectic,) economics, most fields of endevour.

    If eight represents the first day of the second week. I will remind the gentle reader that in order to be reborn, one must die.

  68. How often - Perception by msheppard · · Score: 2

    Strange how the articles "every 50 years or so," seems a lot mroe frequent then the "twice a century" the summary stated.

    M@

    --
    Krispy Cream is people
  69. Uh, flybys only happen once every 50 years? by JeffSh · · Score: 1

    from the article:

    "Flybys like this happen every 50 years or so," says Don Yeomans, the manager of NASA's Near-Earth Object Program office at JPL. The last time (that we know of) was August 31, 1925, when another 800-meter asteroid passed by just outside the Moon's orbit. In those days there were no dedicated asteroid hunters--the object, 2001 CU11, wasn't discovered until 77 years later. At the time of the flyby, no one even knew it was happening.

    ========
    So uh, why have i heard of 2 just this year that came about a moons distance or less from smacking us? weird.

    1. Re:Uh, flybys only happen once every 50 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      um, we're covered for the next 100 years?

    2. Re:Uh, flybys only happen once every 50 years? by p_trekkie · · Score: 2, Informative

      Asteroids zip by the earth fairly often. You can see the closest ones in the Potentially Hazardous Asteroid (PHA) section of the spaceweather.com page.

      What is unusual about this one is that it will be 8th magnitude, which will be easily visible in binoculars or a telescope even in a slightly or moderately light-polluted area. Most of the asteroids that zip by are 12th-14th magnitude and therefore only visible in moderate to large aperture telescopes with dark skies.

    3. Re:Uh, flybys only happen once every 50 years? by rholland356 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Klandathu's aim is getting better, but the gov't. won't release the details...

    4. Re:Uh, flybys only happen once every 50 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So maybe,just maybe this baby hits the moon and ricochets off course towards earth.

  70. Re:8888 -- NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That confirms what I think of numerology: absolute rot.

    It's not just the Catholic church: the entire Christian church has the Holy Trinity with all three parts being referred to as male.

  71. Just Curious.. by The+Dobber · · Score: 1

    So do you think the microbes that inhabit these wandering rocks have any clue as to thier fates?

  72. Twice a century? Not really by StupendousMan · · Score: 3, Informative
    From the article:

    "Flybys like this happen every 50 years or so," says Don Yeomans, the manager of NASA's Near-Earth Object Program office at JPL. The last time (that we know of) was August 31, 1925, when another 800-meter asteroid passed by just outside the Moon's orbit.

    Actually, asteroids pass even closer to the Earth every year; most of them are just smaller than 800 meters. In many cases, we don't detect the objects until after they've gone past.

    Here's a list of objects which have come closer to the Earth than 2002 NY40 in the past decade or so. The final column shows the closest approach in terms of the Lunar Distance (between Earth and Moon). For 2002 NY40, that's about 1.3.

    Name or Nominal Date +/- Nominal
    Designation YYYY-mmm-DD HH:MM D_HH:MM (LD/AU)

    1994 XM1 1994-Dec-09 18:54 00:02 0.3
    2002 MN 2002-Jun-14 02:02 00:02 0.3
    1993 KA2 1993-May-20 20:38 00:01 0.4
    1991 BA 1991-Jan-18 17:18 00:01 0.4
    1994 ES1 1994-Mar-15 17:16 00:01 0.4
    2001 BA16 2001-Jan-15 20:29 00:01 0.8
    1999 VP11 1965-Oct-21 18:47 19:28 0.9
    2002 GQ 2002-Mar-31 03:31 00:01 1.1
    1995 FF 1995-Mar-27 03:30 00:01 1.1
    1996 JA1 1996-May-19 16:35 00:01 1.2
    1991 VG 1991-Dec-05 09:22 00:01 1.2
    2002 EM7 2002-Mar-08 00:58 00:02 1.2
    2002 CU11 1925-Aug-31 00:42 05:33 1.2
    2002 CB26 2002-Feb-08 19:11 00:01 1.2
    2000 LG6 2000-Jun-02 21:38 00:07 1.3

    You can generate such lists yourself at The NEO Program's list of Near Earth Objects.

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  73. Protest Editor Moderation!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    if this isn't abuse, i don't know what is. editors = hypocrites.

    Free speech for me, but not for thee.

  74. Earths gravity... by masterkool · · Score: 0

    ...might effect the trajectory of the asteroid. It doesnt sound like they put any thought into that. I also have two unrealated questions. 1. How do I make URL links words of my /. stories 2. How can I get my Karma up? (that sounds bad but its not)

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    1. Re:Earths gravity... by Mt._Honkey · · Score: 1

      Yes, of course they accounted for that

      1. Learn HTML

      2. Post stuff others want to read

      3. Read the faq.

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    2. Re:Earths gravity... by Mt._Honkey · · Score: 1
      Back to #2, I was looking through many of your comments for the past several months, and I noticed this one:
      Hey, does anyone know why I have a score of 0 and my karmas at -3? I post some pretty darn good comments!!! Any suggestions?
      When you Karma is negative, you automatically get modded down to 0. And I'm sorry, but no, you don't post good comments. I'm not trying to insult you here, but they often seem naive and whimsical. When you try to be funny, you're not.
      Case in point: this
      You seemed to be talking out of your ass. Gravity is probably NOT quite like EM. Also, the Weak force is many many many times more powerful than gravity. Look at this chart. It some cases, it is almost as strong as EM.

      A tip for good karma: People like it when you have links to support your point. Learn HTML and put links in your comments whenever possible. Google is great for finding relevant information.

      Sorry, and I hope this helps.
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    3. Re:Earths gravity... by masterkool · · Score: 0

      Hey thanks for the tips.

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  75. Disc of asteroid? Will it show phases? by hyacinthus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I notice that the article doesn't say anything about whether the asteroid will show an apparent disc from Earth, but this is easy enough to calculate, I suppose--

    Diameter of asteroid: 800 m
    Perigee distance: "1.3 x distance of Moon"
    Distance of moon: 384,000,000 m approx.
    Thus, perigee distance: 500,000,000 m approx.

    Angle subtended by asteroid: 800 / 500,000,000
    = .0000016 radians approx
    = .000092 degrees approx
    = .33 seconds of arc.

    And this is only at perigee, of course.

    By comparison, the disc of Neptune subtends about 3 seconds of arc (don't remember exactly), and just shows a disc in larger amateur telescopes. I don't think anyone with a pair of binoculars is going to be able to discern phases on this asteroid.

    hyacinthus.

  76. Ping? by paulcammish · · Score: 0
    One team of observers led by Mike Nolan at the giant Arecibo radar in Puerto Rico will "ping" 2002 NY40 with radio waves as it approaches Earth.

    1. >ping 2002-NY40.sol


    2. Pinging 2002-NY40.sol with 32 bytes of data:

      Reply from 198.116.142.34: bytes=32 time=122s TTL=127
      Reply from 198.116.142.34: bytes=32 time=125s TTL=127
      Reply from 198.116.142.34: bytes=32 time=127s TTL=127
      Reply from 198.116.142.34: bytes=32 time=120s TTL=127

      Ping statistics for 198.116.142.34:
      Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 4, Lost = 0 (0% loss),
      Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds:
      Minimum = 120s, Maximum = 127s, Average = 123s
  77. Just like OpenSSH, eh? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2

    You just want us all to run a trojanned Makefile that gives you a remote prompt, don't you. We're on to your games.

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  78. Re:8888 -- NOT-- ??? by mysticgoat · · Score: 1

    Numerology only works in languages where letters can also represent numbers, like Hebrew and such -- not English, certainly, nor Chinese, etc.

    Unless of course numerology is a phenomenon of ordered sets of symbols. Or if that is too broad for comprehension, then at the very least please acknowledge that to the extent which the roman alphabet can be mapped to the hebraic alphabet, whatever numerological values exist in the latter must also be inherent in the former.

    Please note that I am not offering an opinion on whether numerology provides anything of value.

  79. Interesting take on the Gaia hypothesis by pyro_peter_911 · · Score: 1
    Ronald Bailey has some interesting musings about humans, asteroid impacts, and Lovelock's Gaia hypothesis.

    He suggests that maybe, just maybe, humans and technology are Gaia's attempts at preventing another catestrophic impact.

    His article is a good read at Reason Online.

  80. goddamn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you were not taught something as rudimentary as the difference between "then" and "than" in school, I'm starting to think that the Republicans might be right when they talk about how today's public schools aren't getting the job done. :(

    1. Re:goddamn by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      It's all downhill after Clinton Bush Sr. got into office, I'm tellin' ya!

      I remember learning the differences between the two words very often in my younger years.

      There's nothing better then a good education!
      (please, the above is a joke... don't think I'm serious with the "then" in there...)

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    2. Re:goddamn by rigelstar · · Score: 1

      Its funny how the truly stupid are the ones that like to jump all over another's errors. Its as if they are so convinced of their inferiority that they are always looking for another to err. In doing so they correct the mundane. Its good to have these mundane people around so that the brainpower of the intelligent doesn't have to be wasted on such menial tasks. Thanks!

  81. Al Gore was right! by rholland356 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    If we'd only just listen to Al Gore, we'd have an HDTV camera pointed at us out there beyond the moon, and we could sit in our livingrooms and watch all these space rocks whiz past in glorious living color.

    But no, we gotta elect a guy who, well, who can say *what* is going through his mind other than the perpetual thought, "I gotta screw things up fast 'cuz 2004 is around the corner."

  82. Spreading linguistic confusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This article says the asteroid will "... glide past our planet only 1.3 times farther away than the Moon." I take that to mean it will be 2.3 times as far away as the Moon. Am I wrong?

    1. Re:Spreading linguistic confusion by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      1.3 times farther away than the moon means:

      (moon distance) * 1.3 = (Distance of asteroid)

      It's pretty simple. Although, I don't know how far away the moon is right off-hand.

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    2. Re:Spreading linguistic confusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1.3 times FARTHER away means:

      1(moon) + 1.3(farther) = 2.3.

      1.3 times AS FAR away would mean:

      1(moon) * 1.3 = 1.3.

      How far is .5 times farther? 1/2 or 1.5?

  83. please be more specific by SethJohnson · · Score: 2


    An asteroid will fly near the planet and be visible with binoculars....

    Which planet?
    1. Re:please be more specific by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which planet ... the one you are writing this from, the only one with intelligent life in the Solar System that we know of.

      Nitpicking dickhead.

  84. OOPS ! NASA Propaganda Dept. Missed this one TOO! by geekster_2000 · · Score: -1

    looks like these gull darn newspaper and
    public citizens are still believing that
    there are other objects in space !!

    Darn ! Darn ! Gull Darn it !

  85. no software necessary by phriedom · · Score: 2

    Star chart software in generally is pretty cool, but even someone who can only find the big dipper should be able to find this asteroid given the small map at the "trayjectory" link you provided. All you need to be able to find are Vega and Deneb. Vega will be the brightest star in the sky, and it will be pretty much staight up for most of the Northern Hemisphere at around midnight. Deneb will be the bright star just a short ways off to the north and east of Vega. There will be a 3rd bright star further south and a little farther off, called the eye of the eagle. These 3 bright stars make up the Summer Triangle that region of the night sky. You can't miss it, really. If you just look up and turn around in a circle, the 3 things that will stand out will be the big dipper, the summer triangle, and a bright orange star in the east called Arcturus.

    If you are not in to astronomy a little bit though, seeing the asteroid may well be anticlimactic for you. It will just be a faint star that moves against the backround.

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    1. Re:no software necessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

      Fuck Arcturus. Not only did the PC I had by that name fail, but that is also the direction that the Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah came from. I for one am TOTALLY against the Eternal Doctrine.

    2. Re:no software necessary by Seenhere · · Score: 2

      "... a bright orange star in the east called Arcturus."

      Um, Arcturus is in the west.

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  86. Specificity by PhxBlue · · Score: 3, Funny

    Which planet?

    What planet do you live on?

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    1. Re:Specificity by SethJohnson · · Score: 1


      I happen to live on planet Earth for now. I have no reason to believe, though, that:

      1. The poster also lives on Earth.
      2. All readers are limited to living on Earth.

      This sentence is akin to someone writing, "I have the most powerful xyz in the country." Well, which country?

    2. Re:Specificity by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      This sentence is akin to someone writing, "I have the most powerful xyz in the country." Well, which country?

      The last time I checked we didn't have a colony on Mars yet, nor do we have intergalactic internet traffic, yet. (wow, would that ping time suck!)

      We do have more than one country on this planet, so that would be one reason to specify which country. Guess what? Most of those countries do have internet access of some kind.

      Let's try not to get too carried away. Next you'll wonder why people don't specify which solar system they are talking about when we say "the solar system", or which moon we're talking about when we say, "the moon".

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    3. Re:Specificity by isorox · · Score: 2

      nor do we have intergalactic internet traffic, yet. (wow, would that ping time suck!)

      Not as bad as mine from the middle of nowhere greece!

      Seriously though, any aliens with a whopping big receiver can probably tune into my 802.11b network here

  87. Re:Disc of asteroid? Will it show phases? by n1vux · · Score: 3, Informative
    I don't think anyone with a pair of binoculars is going to be able to discern phases on this asteroid.

    No, but rapid phasing will be discernable as a rapid drop in brightness, equivalent to apparent albedo drop -- much faster and less linear than increasing distance would account for. (Good point that we shouldn't expect to see the phasing, though. Nice to see back of the envelope reasonableness checks!)

    Sigs? We don't need no stinkin Sigs.

  88. BAR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FOO

  89. Look who's talking by Pseudonymus+Bosch · · Score: 1

    User #95088

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  90. oops, you're right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my bad

  91. Re:Twice a century? Not really by ke4roh · · Score: 2
    But you can't see those things with binoculars. You have to drag out the 10 m (394 inch) telescope to make them out. Of those in the list, the biggest one has an H (Vm) of 18.25 (1999 VP11, which came close in 1965), with most numbers in the mid to upper 20's. (Smaller number means bigger rock, so says the legend at the bottom of the table.) 2002 NY 40 has an H (Vm) of 19.03. Perhaps we might have seen 1999 VP11 had we known to look for it.

    Looking at the future table, we might get out the binoculars to see these rocks on the given days:

    1999 AN10 2027-Aug-07
    1999 RQ36 2080-Sep-23
    But there aren't all that many rocks that we know about on the way here.

    Twice a century? Perhaps a little more often - and if we get more funding for watching for the Big One, we'll likely find out about substantially more rocks coming close, so if you miss this one, there's a fair chance you'll catch the next show.

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  92. Big Space Rock. What? by Zhenya · · Score: 1

    I thought this was the NASA site I was visiting, until I saw them call the asteroid a 'big space rock'. Or what?, I was rather suprised to find that the scientists at NASA called the Big Space Rock an 'asteroid'. I don't get it. I thought these were the sort of people who would try and sue you for calling it that. I now apologise for my light and probably very offensive use of the term 'sue'. I'm sure they wouldn't dream of suing anybody. Don't sue me.

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  93. Re:8888 -- NOT-- ??? by Anna+Merikin · · Score: 1
    ...please acknowledge that to the extent which the roman alphabet can be mapped to the hebraic alphabet, whatever numerological values exist in the latter must also be inherent in the former.

    Well, I'm not sure why you insist such a mapping is valid ... IF I understand your meaning correctly. As I wrote earlier in the post, it is the unconscious vector in languages like aramaic, I believe, Hebrew for sure, ancient Greek perhaps, but I doubt that Latin Numerals (e.g. LXII)could possibly have been interpreted as Latin words, nor Latin words be homonymous with Roman Numerals. Perhaps the numerals were uppercase to ensure such a separation was made. A similar case can be made for Chinese; where the numbers look like any other ideogram to Westerners, Chinese have no trouble seeing one and the other without driving one meaning into the unconcious. Indeed, from what I know of reading Chinese, numerals and ideograms are identical, but that's another story.

    For clarity, it was (and still is, I trust) the custom among those calligraphers and scholars who are chosen to copy the Torah to add the numerical values of each line as a method of proofreading. So, if you can accept that whatever is not conscious is unconscious, (which seems obvious until one looks deeper) then numbers correlate with words. In Hebrew, this correlation was intended; all words that relate to sitting (chair, squat, sofa, settee, bench, bleacher) have the same, unique root, which has a unique number.

    Since the unconscious, by that definition, is connected to everything and its language seems to be symbolic imagery, then the importance of the contents of our personal unconscious (a fragment of everything, but more than and other than the conscious,) the two denotations can refer to each other, and are useful as meditational tools, as a mandala is useful.

    There is another kind of thinking that is also called `numerology' that is more universally true. I touched on that in my mention of `trinities.' This, clearly, is a different beast, and, just as clearly, is completely symbolic. Its development was the Taro(t).

    The numbers' symbolic values and meaning are the same across the two traditions (taro and kabbala).

    But I cannot support the use of transliterated numbers to Latinized languages (English, etc.)

    If you are interested in my sources, email me. Annamerikin_AT_operamail_DOT_com