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Telcom Fraud: The Previous Generation

theodp writes "Remember back in the day when telcom firms were charged with simple, good old-fashioned consumer fraud? AT&T and Lucent got a history lesson Friday, agreeing to a $300 million settlement related to claims that they used confusing billing statements to mislead consumers into paying lease charges for their home telephones, including the timeless rotary Traditional, that totaled many times more than the actual value of the phones."

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  1. had one of those by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    My parents had one of those rotary phones that they "leased" from the phone company. Must have paid for it 20 times with the number of years they were had it.

    1. Re:had one of those by deranged+unix+nut · · Score: 3, Informative

      Strange, this sounds familier.

      The phone company wanted to "Lease" my DSL modem to me too.

      Fortunately I can do math and determine that purchasing the modem is better than leasing if I intend to use it for more than a year.

    2. Re:had one of those by c00lant · · Score: 0

      I "leased" my cable modem too, and guess what? I just find out they've been charging me for leasing a cable modem since i subscribed! Now they tell me that there is "nothing they can do" Except of course, spend my money.

      And of course AT&T just made it worthless to even own the modem now that they rasied rates/dropped leaseing charge.

    3. Re:had one of those by Sux2BU · · Score: 1

      They'll find a way to screw you over still. Wait until you want to switch ISPs or upgrade to a higher bandwidth connection. You're going to hear: "You have a Cisco 675? You need a Cisco 678 to upgrade your account. Do you want to lease or purchase it?"

      I work at an ISP and Qwest has already tried to pull that over on some of our customers. We ended up talking to a few people at Qwest and convincing them it wasn't needed.

    4. Re:had one of those by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Charter Comm does the same thing. And on top of it, they also "lease" the "firewall" box.

      Major ripoff here.

    5. Re:had one of those by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      675s work when the 678s are required? I'm a Qwest DSL customer and was thinking about an external connection, but I do not want to pay for a 678. However the 675s are available very inexpensivly on E-bay if there was a chance they worked, especially if they just need a flash or something similar, I would be very interested.

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    6. Re:had one of those by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I "leased" my cable modem too, and guess what? I just find out they've been charging me for leasing a cable modem since i subscribed! Now they tell me that there is "nothing they can do" Except of course, spend my money.

      Umm, you leased your cable modem and they charged you for leasing the cable modem. What is the issue here? When you lease something you generally pay money.

    7. Re:had one of those by Sux2BU · · Score: 1

      Qwest wants to roll out all DMT RADSL for new installations. Ths is something that the 675 cannot do. The 675 supports CAP RADSL, and the 678 supports both. This is why Qwest is pushing the 678 so much. In some cases, we've been able to convince Qwest to not force a customer to upgrade to the 678.

      The reason Qwest is pushing DMT so much is that it gives better service. They can provide DMT at points farther away from the central office than with CAP. It is also capable of providing a faster connection (if you're willing to pay the $$$ to upgrade) over the same copper. So DMT is the better technology. The problem is that Qwest is pushing it in cases when CAP would be a viable alternative.

      As far as getting a 675, cavet emptor. It will be difficult to get a reliable answer out of Qwest as to wether it is possible to use a 675 or not. The first line customer service and tech support probably won't know You should try to find an ISP with good customer service that will help you do it. To see if its even worth fighting for, check with Qwest and find out what speed your phone line is rated for. If it isn't faster than 768K, or if DSL just became available in the last year, you probably won't win.

  2. Check your house for leased items by Raiford · · Score: 3, Insightful
    How many other items in your home are leased from a utilities service? How much are they worth ? This could be the tip of the iceberg for much more litigation.

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    1. Re:Check your house for leased items by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I know my dad pays $1.50/month for the cable tv remote control. Sick. I told him "you can just buy one and take this back, and save a $1.50 per month". That was about 8 months ago, and he still has it. It's just too much of a hassle to return it to the cable company's office, and buy a new one, I guess. I'm sure that's what most people think, too.

      Face it.. we /. nerds are unusual in the fact that we know about these things, and bother to do something about them. Most people are too busy to care! Yeah, our parents didn't like big bu..er, big government, back in the 60's, and look at them now. They got older and stopped caring.

    2. Re:Check your house for leased items by MsGeek · · Score: 2

      Adelphia used to charge us something like $5/mo for the cable box and $10/mo for the cable modem when I had cable modem. Those charges are conveniently off the bill now, although they are still charging us the same price. And the price of my current package is due to go up $4 very soon.

      Maybe they'd be a good target for yet another law suit. Not that they'd be an especially deep pocket to go after in their current condition...

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    3. Re:Check your house for leased items by JimBobJoe · · Score: 2

      Here's an item that you may have in your home, but which is often rented for no good reason by offices: water coolers.

      Where I live, I can get a water cooler rental at $8/mo with a cold tap, and $14/mo with a hot tap. Most people just go ahead and rent the water cooler, and get the water delivered.

      On the other hand, you can get a water cooler with both cold and hot taps for $150. I just found a friend of mine who owns a small business has been paying $8/mo for five years now. He cut that out pretty quickly.

    4. Re:Check your house for leased items by C0LDFusion · · Score: 1

      Home depot sells a damn good water cooler from GE for about $125. Go to Sam's club and pick up the water for $7, and if you turn in the empty bottles, they become $5 a bottle. And their bottles are bigger than the delivery by about 1.5 gallons.

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    5. Re:Check your house for leased items by KUHurdler · · Score: 1

      This is a good plan except that you now have to give someone the added responsibility of keeping the water cooler full. I doubt you could pay anyone else $8 a month and never have to worry about it.

      Just something to think about when you look into alternatives. If you have to pay someone 15 an hour to go pick up a few bottles every month, then it isn't any cheaper.

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  3. History repeating itself by Nethergoat · · Score: 1

    Wow what's going to happen in the future as the sharing of information becomes even more integrated into society?
    The Telcom Industry - yet another possible source of a large-scale collapse of civilization as we (might) know it.
    Technology can be so depressing at times...

  4. Whee by zapfie · · Score: 1

    Hey, I see some marketing potential here...

    "On the next episode of 'Telcom Fraud: The Previous Generation'.."

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    1. Re:Whee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey i'd like the marketting rights to do... have your people call my people, we can do lunch... ;)

    2. Re:Whee by Kredal · · Score: 2

      Sure. And if you play it on my channel, We'll just use the bottom 10% of the screen for advertising... Don't worry, it won't affect the transmission too much.

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    3. Re:Whee by crea5e · · Score: 1

      yeah and you can call prison the final frontier.

  5. The leases are a scam. by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 1

    But this is really really old news. I'm surprised that anyone would still be motivated to go after something like this. (Well, except for a law firm that would get the cut.) The money certainly is a bit of a punishment for AT&T. But what, are we actually going to see money from this? This really wasn't worth going after, for the average guy.

    BTW: I really am considering getting a rotary with a big-ass ringer back in the house. Those were the bomb. And it'll keep the kiddies away from the phone -- they won't know how to use it!

    1. Re:The leases are a scam. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      BTW: I really am considering getting a rotary with a big-ass ringer back in the house. Those were the bomb. And it'll keep the kiddies away from the phone -- they won't know how to use it!

      I wish they made a cell phone with a rotary and a real ringer, that'd be cool.

    2. Re:The leases are a scam. by srw · · Score: 4, Funny

      True story:

      A few years back (1992-4) I worked as a counselor at a summer camp. We had a fairly strict policy about not letting kids phone home unless there was a really good reason. One of the kids in my cabin was given permission to phone home, but he then started crying. It took me a while to find out his problem: The phone at the camp was one of the classic rotary wall phones and he didn't know how to use it.

      I would guess this kid was 8 or 9 at the time.

      I dialed for him, and all was well. He'd be 16 to 19 now. I hope he's learned to use a rotary phone since then.

      -srw

    3. Re:The leases are a scam. by hubie · · Score: 2
      I wish they made a cell phone with a rotary and a real ringer, that'd be cool.
      Maxwell Smart used one.
    4. Re:The leases are a scam. by MichaelJ · · Score: 1

      Most kids these days don't even know why the phrase is to "dial" a phone number.

      Heck, I've even seen advertising saying "touch" or "press" instead of "dial".

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    5. Re:The leases are a scam. by grumling · · Score: 1

      So does ol' gill on The Simpsons.

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    6. Re:The leases are a scam. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That place wierds me out. The "did you notice?" section always has people pointing out the most obvious things:

      Ellen Cohen: ... while Homer is being dragged around by the rhinoceros, he informs the construction workers, "It's not my rhino!"

      Well, yeah, I did notice the lines that the characters said. Also, Homer was yellow this week!

    7. Re:The leases are a scam. by qqtortqq · · Score: 1

      Get a rotary, you wont have to pay the extra 1.50 or so they charge for a DTMF capable line. Thats what they charge here anyways. I've thought about switching all my phones to rotary and spending an extra 2 seconds dialing a phone call just to be the only person in this state without touchtone service on their line...

    8. Re:The leases are a scam. by superflex · · Score: 1

      yeah, i love that fee. a few months ago i read that my local telco was proposing elimination of all rotary phones to the "regulatory body" (aka rubber-stampers). Betcha they wanted to keep charging for the "touch-tone service" line item. Bastards.

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    9. Re:The leases are a scam. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      BTW: I really am considering getting a rotary with a big-ass ringer back in the house. Those were the bomb. And it'll keep the kiddies away from the phone -- they won't know how to use it!

      More great reasons to get a rotary:
      Don't wear out after two years
      Sound better than 95% of today's cheap phones.
      More likely to survive a lightning strike.
      Heavy
      Zoop, whirrrrr sound of dialing

      Rotaries Rule!
  6. This sounds a bit like... by Verizon+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Cable companies charging a $15 rental fee/month for cable modem rentals...

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    1. Re:This sounds a bit like... by Gravital.net · · Score: 1

      Actually, many MSOs are now lowering the rental fees to discourage you from buying your own modem. To be fair, I'd much rather rent my modem than buy - the first time you have an internet problem, do you think tech support will believe you when you say your cable modem is working fine, and then problem is on their end?

      I think not, they'll pin the entire problem on your faulty modem.

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    2. Re:This sounds a bit like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you don't have a choice and have to lease the hunk of metal you know is worthless. For the longest time AT&T (Bell, whatever) would only allow their phones to be connected, which you of course had to lease.

    3. Re:This sounds a bit like... by Verizon+Guy · · Score: 1

      Actually, a friend told me that our cable provider will sell us the modem we are currently renting for a $100 or so one-time fee ($120 I think it was). It's a bit steep, but they assume all responsibility for it. Modem stop working? They'll replace it for you, free of charge, cause they sold it to you. I'm still renting cause I like that; already been through one modem.

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  7. Not Suprised by xchino · · Score: 0, Troll

    Just another example of big business getting rich off of screwing people. But not as bad as MicroShaft, because not only do you have to pay for the ass ramming, but an additional fee is assessed each time they ram you.

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    1. Re:Not Suprised by AresTheImpaler · · Score: 0, Troll
      But not as bad as MicroShaft, because not only do you have to pay for the ass ramming, but an additional fee is assessed each time they ram you

      does this mean that those who like microsoft products are gay or whores?

  8. Let me guess by I+Love+this+Company! · · Score: 5, Funny

    The "confusing" billing statements were mailed to residents of Palm Beach County?

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    1. Re:Let me guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, it's not just florida's grandparents and parents that are old and techno illiterate, there just happens to be a lot of them here. These are the people that still bitch about the phone shakeup so long ago. I don't know when this happened, but they hate 7 digit dialing. I can't imagine anything else. And here we are at 10 digit dialing. At least in my area.

    2. Re:Let me guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      go on. Just keep rubbing people's face into this, conservative asshole. It'll bite you in the ass come november.

    3. Re:Let me guess by 1lus10n · · Score: 0

      funny i thought it was miami-dade county ?

      eh, well maybe im confused ;-)

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  9. Settlement, opt out or opt in by jyang · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just got a class action notice the other day from Verizon wireless. It said essentially "if you do nothing, you'll receive some coupons worth $10 - $20, and give up your right to receive settlement. Or you have to send a opt-out letter to provided address to participate in class action settlement".

    I don't know what piece of legislation allow companies to do this. It is better for consumer that settlement is opt-out (do nothing and you'll participate in settlement).

    Of course I actually send my name address to opt-in to this particular settlement. Darn thing that postal service raised postage again I end up using 2 32cent stamps.

    Somehow I'll be had...

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    1. Re:Settlement, opt out or opt in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Somehow I'll be had...


      My guess is that your Achilles' Heel will be your inability to utilize basic grammar.
    2. Re:Settlement, opt out or opt in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a fucking asshole.

    3. Re:Settlement, opt out or opt in by abulafia · · Score: 1

      No, I'm not sure. I think (s)he was correct, even if it wasn't intended. Somehow, they'll be had...

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    4. Re:Settlement, opt out or opt in by flonker · · Score: 2

      I believe that they can't remove you from the class just by sending you some bits of paper. In order for it to work, you would actually have to use the coupons, signifying your acceptance of the terms of their "settlement".

  10. Cable Companies by Renraku · · Score: 1

    If memory serves me, the cable company (I think Comcast) is still charging my parents for a cable box they leased from them back in the early 80s. And the remote to it. Sure, its only like $2 a month or something, but for 20 YEARS? Needless to say, the remote is long lost, and the box has been 'destroyed' (via disassembly and reassembly).

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    1. Re:Cable Companies by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1
      Needless to say, the remote is long lost, and the box has been 'destroyed' (via disassembly and reassembly).

      That means that if/when they finally cancel their cable service, they'll get socked with an inflated damage fee to top off their 20 years of expenditures.

  11. This is going to sound pitiful by Raul654 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm 20, and I have and use a rotary phone that my grandfather used to own. This makes me (just about?) the youngest person on the planet with one of those. I swear, it must weigh 10 pounds and is built like a sherman tank - it must be 90% metal.

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    1. Re:This is going to sound pitiful by GreenHell · · Score: 1

      I used to have one until about 5 years ago, I don't know what happened to it after that. (I'm also in the same age range as you, for the record.)

      Anyone who's never used a rotary phone doesn't know what they're missing. I used to have fun as a kid just turning the dial and listening to it spin back... 'clickclickclickclickclick'

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    2. Re:This is going to sound pitiful by BrookHarty · · Score: 2

      Those metal phones sure cleaned easily, and the cloth wrapped cords sure looked nice. I hate these plastic phones, they look cheap and feel cheap.

      Hehe, I remember the old slogan "German Engineering" and I think of those old phones that work forever. Even thou they are american made. :)

    3. Re:This is going to sound pitiful by Kredal · · Score: 2, Funny

      You darn kids!!

      My phone number back in the day (when I had to walk 17 miles in the snow to school.. uphill.. both ways) was Five. There were only 10 phones in the world, and I had one of them. And you!! Always dialing my number and hanging up.. I'll get you yet, you darn kid!

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    4. Re:This is going to sound pitiful by coryboehne · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that they're a great replacement for the barbell. Ever wonder where grandpa got those biceps?

    5. Re:This is going to sound pitiful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come over here and let grandpa rest his balls on your chin.

    6. Re:This is going to sound pitiful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're full of it. No one ever dialed your number. Now, 9, he was pissed.

    7. Re:This is going to sound pitiful by SeriousMonkeys · · Score: 1

      Funny, looking at the rotary pictures I was thinking that you know you're old when you used to have a rotary phone hanging in your kitchen.

      What you kids probably don't know is that back in the day before digital switching the whole phone system was mechanical. That's why the big cities have area codes like 212 (New York), 213 (L.A.), 215 (Philadelphia), etc. -- less wear and tear on the equipment, gears had to travel father for the higher numbers.

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    8. Re:This is going to sound pitiful by 4444444 · · Score: 2

      I'm 20, and I have and use a rotary phone that my grandfather used to own. This makes me (just about?) the youngest person on the planet with one of those.

      sorry my 13 year old daughter has one. when she saw it in a old box of junk she had to have it. she thought it was sooo cool

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    9. Re:This is going to sound pitiful by archen · · Score: 1

      Actually I used a rotary phone all through college. Mainly because no one would ever ask to use my phone. Either it took WAY too long to dial, or the number they were calling would require they push a number button. I still prefer the ring if you ask me. Which is pretty distinct in a college dorm, so you always know it's YOUR phone that's ringing.

    10. Re:This is going to sound pitiful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Not to mention that they're a great replacement for the barbell. Ever wonder where grandpa got those biceps?
      Or as I like to say, tough enough knock out a burglar and still ring the police afterwards.
  12. Great for the lawyers. by ejaytee · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well great, so a practice that appears questionable at best is coming to a close.

    Here's my problem with the universe of class action lawsuits: out of this $300 million, the lawyers are going to take 30% or so. This is a tidy little sum. The people who were gouged are going to end up with not-so-much relative to the amounts they were "overbilled". Probably less than the inflation-adjusted price of a Princess telephone.

    The article even mentions that some of the settlement money comes in the form of calling cards donated to charity. This doesn't remediate the damage to the class in any way whatsoever, but it does help to pump the total value of the settlement (and hence the total value of 30% of the settlement.)

    The class-action phenomena is great for lawyers who can come up with new and innovative reasons to sue companies for large sums of money.

    Where it's abused, they cost all of us (the end users) a little bit of money, earn the litigators a lot of money, and often accomplish nothing more than what could be accomplished with a press conference or two to bring pressure on the company to stop.

    Perhaps I am just growing cynical.

    1. Re:Great for the lawyers. by TastelessGarbage · · Score: 1

      The key is to make sure that the terms of the settlement specify that it actually does come to a close. About three years ago, I was checking the bills for an elderly friend of mine while he was out of town. I came across one of these bills -- it was not at all clear what it was for. At first and second glance, it looked like it might be a standard phone bill. He was fooled for 17 years.... Hopefully, the lawyers will insure that a mailing is done to all victims to insure that people have to opt-in to continue making these payments, and that they clearly understand that they can purchase the units at nominal cost.

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    2. Re:Great for the lawyers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just don't see why 30% of an award should ever go to the lawyers, or anyone else than the people who were wronged, period. I'd say max 10% for the lawyers in these >$1 million cases, with a cap of $1 million (for the lawyers), and ALL the remaining money goes back to people who the suit was supposedly for. Remember the $300 BILLION suit against the tobacco guys a couple of years ago? Now the ambulance chasers are going after FOOD, claiming companies that sell fatty and unhealthy foods are responsible for killing people and should be held completely liable and 'stopped!' This ludicrously large suit stuff has become a fall-back tool of the left in the U.S. to destroy industries they find politically incorrect when they can't get the politicians to pass laws that are extreme enough for them. For example, when the dems realized they weren't going to be able to ban the Second Amendment, they started a large, organised campaign to sue Smith&Wesson and all the other major gun makers out of business! We need tort reform now, but this won't happen while trial lawyers are the #1 contributor to the Democratic Party (even over labor unions now)!!

    3. Re:Great for the lawyers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hi um no.

      There is no good and evil, only your side and the other side.

      Graduate high school and post again, thx~

    4. Re:Great for the lawyers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is no coincidence that this suit happened in Madison County, IL. It is known that we are quite liberal when it comes to hefty payouts for plaintiffs. I expect this ruling to be appealled.

    5. Re:Great for the lawyers. by zenyu · · Score: 2

      Here's my problem with the universe of class action lawsuits: out of this $300 million, the lawyers are going to take 30% or so. This is a tidy little sum. The people who were gouged are going to end up with not-so-much relative to the amounts they were "overbilled". Probably less than the inflation-adjusted price of a Princess telephone.

      I once had a Providian credit card with like a 5.9% intro rate that was supposed to last for a year, and a 9.9% rate after that. Another bank bought them and raised the rate immediately to almost 27%. I got quite upset and tried to talk to them and they said there was no record of the 5.9% rate was supposed to go on for some time. Well I paid down the balance which took a few months since I had transfered all my other balances to the card. So I was out a few hundred bucks.

      About a year and a half later I get a statement saying I can get a real low rate for a year if I sign up again because of a settlement in a class action. I could also refuse that and get a check for like $25, but the lawyer already took a $100 on my part for the $300 value of my settlement.

      Still I'm happy that the new bank paid someone for their evil. And the $25 is better than those $1000 rebate checks people get to buy another car from the same company that sold them the auto-kill-passengers model.

      I think I also received a bunch of coupons from some phone monopoly a while back too, never used any. They had billed $2/mo for some imaginary service for a couple years. It seems to me that these settlements are always too low, it shouldn't pay to commit fraud. Criminal charges are the only real solution. But if that were evenly applied our president would probably still be in prison. :/ Until then, the bigger settlements probably discourage some fraud, since the fraud itself hurts the non-monopolies, like that credit card company I left, in the long run. Combined with the settlement of the lawyers fees it may actually make some of it not pay.

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  14. leased phone by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 2, Funny

    My mom leased one of our phones in the house for like 20 years. IT was a fun deal. It was like 25 cents a month, and they couldnt raise it because the contrat was so old. We used to drag on of their poor linemen out ther every couple of months cause the dog chewed through the phone, and they had to replace it free. Serves em right.

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  15. That same rental was worth it to me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I had Road Runner, I exchanged their modem about 4 times in a year. Had I bought that same modem, I'd have been out of service for who knows how long. Instead, I walzed on over one block to the local Time Warner office, and got me a new one each time.

    The minute I can get a reliable cable modem for $20 anywhere, I'll provide my own if so allowed.

  16. The Average Joe was never the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The lawyers' fee was.

  17. And taking another page out of MS's playbook.... by billbaggins · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The settlement also includes pre-paid calling cards, which are being donated to charities...
    Wasn't/Isn't MS "donating" (or trying to donate) zillions of copies of its bloatware to schools as part of some settlement, in place of some of the monetary cost? Same idea, these probably cost a lot less than face value, but they count toward the nice fat grand total... though at least Lucent & ATT don't get quite the lock-in benefits that MS was going for, since it's rather easier to change your pre-paid calling card vendor than your OS...
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  18. That's why we need to switch to a... by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    spread-spectrum, peer routed, networking system for all communications to eliminate central points of collapse.

  19. Read your bill! by WickedClean · · Score: 1

    Anybody who doesn't read their bill before paying it is a jackass anyway. I look over my credit card bill every time...same for phone bill just to make sure. I've had to call the phone company a couple of times because of calls that I know were not made, and they dropped them from the bill.

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    1. Re:Read your bill! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > Anybody who doesn't read their bill before paying it is a jackass anyway. I look over my credit card bill every time...same for phone bill just to make sure. I've had to call the phone company a couple of times because of calls that I know were not made, and they dropped them from the bill.

      Good advice, but useless in this case.

      Gramps calls the phone company and says "What's this lease charge?" and the droid on the other end reads back the answer from the script: "Well, sir, you lease the phone from us, and if it breaks, we send you a new phone. You have to keep paying or you can't use that phone. You could buy a new phone - we have the FooBlitzkyCompuDyne 12000E for $129.99. Oh, you'd prefer to continue leasing? No problem, sir, thank you for bending over for Ma Bell and her strap-on!"

      A more modern example:

      - Charges for Network Access for Interstate Calling, Imposed by FCC -- which isn't quite true. They're imposed by the FCC, but the phone company can charge whatever the fuck it wants and keep the profit.

      - Federal Universal Service fee
      - State high cost fund surcharge
      - State teleconnect fund surcharge
      - Universal Lifeline Telephone Service Surcharge
      - Rate Surcharge
      - State Regulatory Fee
      - State TDD Relay Service Fee
      - Tax (!) federal and state

      So - my local phone bill is about 50% higher with all these fees than it would be without 'em.

      Then there's the...
      - Carrier Universal Service Charge (which all the LD carriers just jacked up within a month of each other. Price-fixing, anyone? This is another "FCC" charge - that phone companies can charge any amount they want and skim the profit from before remitting the FCC's cut)
      - Single Bill Fee (Fair enough, that's my fault, but why should I pay $1.50 for less paperwork on my part and theirs?)
      - Carrier property tax
      - LD Calling Plan Monthly Charge (Is it a charge? Or is it a use-it-or-lose-it? It started out as use-it-or-lose-it, then they changed it to a charge for the hell of it. My fault for sticking with 'em. But any other telco would do the same thing.)
      - City utility tax
      - Federal tax
      - State and local (as opposed to city?!) tax

      Now - you tell me - which of these fees are real and which are fodder for future class-action lawsuits? You think I can trust the accounting from which those numbers are derived? (You think anyon is ever gonna be able to figure out a telco's billing structure to determine the legit charges from the frauds?)

      Fuck the telcos. Every last one of 'em. I hope they all crash and burn in an avalanche of debt. Every last one of 'em. It'll suck for a month, but maybe someone who isn't a con artist at heart will relight the fiber.

      The guy who paid $4/month to keep his rotary service even though he was the last guy in the exchange to use it? Thank you, you're an inspiration to us all. Nice to see one of us being able to gouge the motherfsckers back for once. (I'm calling my assnozzle telco and asking 'em if I can get rotary tomorrow. The look on the face of the front-line drone when it hears the question might make me want to buy a video phone :-)

    2. Re:Read your bill! by Tackhead · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      (grumble, reposting as non-AC. WTF happened?)

      > Anybody who doesn't read their bill before paying it is a jackass anyway. I look over my credit card bill every time...same for phone bill just to make sure. I've had to call the phone company a couple of times because of calls that I know were not made, and they dropped them from the bill.

      Good advice, but useless in this case.

      Gramps calls the phone company and says "What's this lease charge?" and the droid on the other end reads back the answer from the script: "Well, sir, you lease the phone from us, and if it breaks, we send you a new phone. You have to keep paying or you can't use that phone. You could buy a new phone - we have the FooBlitzkyCompuDyne 12000E for $129.99. Oh, you'd prefer to continue leasing? No problem, sir, thank you for bending over for Ma Bell and her strap-on!"

      A more modern example:

      - Charges for Network Access for Interstate Calling, Imposed by FCC -- which isn't quite true. They're imposed by the FCC, but the phone company can charge whatever the fuck it wants and keep the profit.

      - Federal Universal Service fee
      - State high cost fund surcharge
      - State teleconnect fund surcharge
      - Universal Lifeline Telephone Service Surcharge
      - Rate Surcharge
      - State Regulatory Fee
      - State TDD Relay Service Fee
      - Tax (!) federal and state

      So - my local phone bill is about 50% higher with all these fees than it would be without 'em.

      Then there's the...
      - Carrier Universal Service Charge (which all the LD carriers just jacked up within a month of each other. Price-fixing, anyone? This is another "FCC" charge - that phone companies can charge any amount they want and skim the profit from before remitting the FCC's cut)
      - Single Bill Fee (Fair enough, that's my fault, but why should I pay $1.50 for less paperwork on my part and theirs?)
      - Carrier property tax
      - LD Calling Plan Monthly Charge (Is it a charge? Or is it a use-it-or-lose-it? It started out as use-it-or-lose-it, then they changed it to a charge for the hell of it. My fault for sticking with 'em. But any other telco would do the same thing.)
      - City utility tax
      - Federal tax
      - State and local (as opposed to city?!) tax

      Now - you tell me - which of these fees are real and which are fodder for future class-action lawsuits? You think I can trust the accounting from which those numbers are derived? (You think anyon is ever gonna be able to figure out a telco's billing structure to determine the legit charges from the frauds?)

      Fuck the telcos. Every last one of 'em. I hope they all crash and burn in an avalanche of debt. Every last one of 'em. It'll suck for a month, but maybe someone who isn't a con artist at heart will relight the fiber.

      The guy who paid $4/month to keep his rotary service even though he was the last guy in the exchange to use it? Thank you, you're an inspiration to us all. Nice to see one of us being able to gouge the motherf00ckers back for once. (I'm calling my assnozzle telco and asking 'em if I can get rotary tomorrow. The look on the face of the front-line drone when it hears the question might make me want to buy a video phone :-)

    3. Re:Read your bill! by qqtortqq · · Score: 1

      I look over my phone bill all the time, trying to understand why the 20 calls I make per month + call waiting + caller ID costs me $90 per month. Some of the stranger items:

      Partial month charges: $37.65
      Central Office charge: $20.00
      Local phone service: $15.25
      Local services: $23.25

      Sprint local stinks, but they are the ONLY local provider in my area. Ameritech and MCI seem to have service everywhere in Indiana, except my county.

  20. It's about time this issue was resolved but... by hillct · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's good to see this issue finally resolved, but this isn't the limit of the sleeziness of AT&T et al. Equally as disturbing as the phone lease charges addressed in this suit, is the ongoing bilking of cutomers who don't keep up on service plans and pricing opportunities. Many elderly customers (including, my grandparents, as I duscovered a few years back) are still recieving service at AT&T's base rates, from the late '70s, without the advantage of any of the pricing plans currently available upon request from all long distance carriers. Certainly the argument that it is the customer's responsibility to investigate pricing opportunities, is not without weight, but there are AT&T customers still recieving Pro Watts service, which in my case I discovered, then I tried to dial an 888 number from my grand parents redidence. Upon review of their bill, and with one 5 minute phone call, their bill was reduced by almost 70%, but the carriers are under no oblication to move customers to any particular rate plan at any time, and because the customer demographic which includes senior-citizens does not demonstrate elasticity in their telephone calling patterns, such that regardless of pricing, they will likely make the same amount of calls; there is no incentive on the part of carriers to offer them any more modern pricing plans. This is particularly interesting because over the past 20 years, it has been common opinion within the telecom industry that as market pressures drive pricing for basic calling services down, that refenue differential will be recouped through the pricision of more advanced services such as caller-ID, 3-way calling, distinctive ring, and so on.

    At some point it will no longer be cost effective to treat their customer base in these two wildly divergent ways, and telecom carriers will be forced to bring their pricing into allignment elderly customers, althoufh this will have the down side of pringing down on these customers, that deluge of telemarketing calls from competing providers - a joy to whih they have been to some degree spared thus far.

    --CTH

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    1. Re:It's about time this issue was resolved but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy shit man, learn to use commas. I'm not just being a grammar nazi, but the parent was really hard to understand.

    2. Re:It's about time this issue was resolved but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Holy shit man, learn to use commas. I'm not just being a grammar nazi

      No kidding. I could just hear Sister Joseph slamming down her ruler, saying "That's a run-on sentence, Mr. Hillct!" Whap! "You're rambling, Mr. Hillct." Wham!

    3. Re:It's about time this issue was resolved but... by indiigo · · Score: 2

      The carriers aren't under any obligation, whatsoever. In the business world, at the end of your contract, you can renew, go with a competitor, or negotiate new rates. This is no different. No company is obligated to save you money because you aren't smart enough to turn on the TV and see a different rate advertised, and age certainly isn't an excuse. I'd warrant saying if an elderly person can't manage to verify their phone bill is high, then they probably aren't competant enough to live alone or make financial decisions in the first place.

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  21. Telco -or- Telecom by tstoneman · · Score: 1

    I think the term is either Telco or Telecom, but not Telcom.

    As a side note, remember way back when you could actually dial a number, and it would ring your phone? I think it was something like 057-and then your phone number, or something like that.

    We had a rotary phone in our house until it was fashionable for people to have those new fandangled cordless phones.

    1. Re:Telco -or- Telecom by linefeed0 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Usually, "telco" refers to TELephone COmpany and "telecom" (or "telcom") to TELECOMmunications, the industry occupied by such a company. Both could technically stand for either, but "co." is a more common abbreviation for company than "com" (at least before the internet frenzy). "Telco" is an enumerable noun (you call up _the_ local telco), while telecom is not (someone working in telecom; the telecom _industry_).

      Most areas do have a ringback number (rings your phone, usual procedure is dial it and N digits of your number, get a dialtone, hit the hook or flash, get another tone, hang up) and an ANI number (automatic number identification; a voice reads out your phone number), which the service technicians use frequently.

      For instance, in central (charlottesville) virginia, the ringback for sprint is/was 511 and 7 digits of your phone #; the ANI is 118. Numbers for many areas can be found in the 2600 FAQ, but it's not complete or up to date. These numbers sometimes change when switching equipment is replaced.

    2. Re:Telco -or- Telecom by coryboehne · · Score: 2, Funny

      Whooaaa cowboy, slow down, don't phreak out on us. lol ;)

    3. Re:Telco -or- Telecom by Dynedain · · Score: 2

      I remember as a kid that we used to try "getting Mars to call"

      We would dial a number, hang up, and a few minutes later we would get a return call that would be all random noise.

      I realize now that what was happening was a modem was picking up and attempting a dial back.

      After a few months the number didn't work anymore. No "out of service" message, it just didn't respond, just dead air.

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    4. Re:Telco -or- Telecom by qqtortqq · · Score: 1

      What we need is a cordless rotary phone!

  22. My Grandfather JUST got rid of his... by reynolds_john · · Score: 1

    He had had that phone since the 1940s. He 'rented' it every month - it was one of those old, huge, black rotary phones. I can imagine he's paid well over a few hundred (if not over a thousand) dollars over the years for it.

  23. Groucho tells Harpo... by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    "I'll sell you a pair of dimes for a quarter" and Harpo buys several.

  24. That's not unreasonable actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    20*2*12=$480 for a cable box worth around half of that at the time it was originally installed is a bargain, actually. It is the equivalent of a 20-year $240 loan at a meager 6.2% interest rate!

    They could have bought their own freaking box long ago, but chose not to probably just out of complacency. But it won't surprise me one bit when some money-grubbing lawyer claims they've been 'wronged' and sues the cable company for a 'small' $100 million fee.

    1. Re:That's not unreasonable actually by Renraku · · Score: 1

      I never said it was unreasonable. If I looked at a bill and saw 'equipment lease' or 'rental' 10 years down the road for some ancient dusty lost piece of eq, I'd sure as hell see what I could do about getting that charge removed.

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    2. Re:That's not unreasonable actually by coryboehne · · Score: 1

      actually, the principal on a 20 yr loan at 2$ per month at a rate of 6.2% equals a principal of 274.72, the actual rate is 7.95% APR (and yes this is EXACT), sorry to be so picky but I just wrote a great utility to figure these kind of things out and I just HAD to use it....

    3. Re:That's not unreasonable actually by coryboehne · · Score: 1

      If you tell them you lost it, there is a *good* chance that you would actually owe them the 240 or so dollars it would be valued at in their minds.

    4. Re:That's not unreasonable actually by Renraku · · Score: 1

      That's when I tell them to eat a dick and point out that lawsuit to them.

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  25. Re:Please explain this to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Having read your posts (all three of them)... I'm sorry, but there was nothing useful in them. The one titled "User Khalid..." was waaaay offtopic. It might or might not have deserved the "Troll" label, but misspelling a "sensitive" word like Muslim right now (heck, bringing it up at all) is a really good way to get downmodded rapidly.

    For some style tips, check out this question and the one a few down about improving karma.

  26. They have overcharged me as well !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I keep getting billed for a pay site:

    0900 GOATSE

    What the fuck is that about? No one where I live is confessing to ring it.

    1. Re:They have overcharged me as well !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      0900? Why would slashdotters find that funny? This is an American website, you fucking foreigner.

      It's 1-900!! You Europeans have a lot of nerve.

  27. Re:This sounds a bit like...Computer Industry. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I think not, they'll pin the entire problem on your faulty modem."

    Sounds just like the computer industry. Womder how they get away with it?

  28. Consumer fraud is old news? by dsconrad · · Score: 2, Informative

    I like how the phone companies used to charge extra money for touch tone dialing. Nevermind that it saved the phone companies millions, if not billions, of dollars per year. Shouldn't they be charging people to use pulse dialing? It's good that things like this don't still happen. Do they?

    1. Re:Consumer fraud is old news? by Eminor · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I like how the phone companies used to charge extra money for touch tone dialing. Nevermind that it saved the phone companies millions, if not billions, of dollars per year.

      Notice how banks do the same thing. I'm sure sure ATMs and Internet banking save them money (no tellers to pay), but they add service charges for "the convenience". When was the last time you could ask an ATM a question?

    2. Re:Consumer fraud is old news? by Renraku · · Score: 1

      Used to? I have a pulse line, and last I checked, Bellsouth refused to upgrade it to touch tone without a montly fee of like $5 extra or something retarded.

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    3. Re:Consumer fraud is old news? by balthan · · Score: 1

      When was the last time you could ask an ATM a question?

      When was the last time you saw tellers positioned at 20 different locations in the city and available 24/7?

  29. I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You didn't have to rent the phones as of like 1970 something. Even then you didn't have to have a phone line. People did get along without phones at one point. Turning of power to a heart patient at home that operates his artificial heart is one thing. Charging a lot to rent something to you is well perfectly ok thing to do.

    Our we now going to sue the credit cards because that $99 dvd player actually cost me $130 because it took me a year to pay it off? Are we going to sue Rent-A-Center because the people didn't know that 19.95 a week for 5 years is way to much to pay for a stereo that only costs $300...hmm

    Some people are idiots and they deserve what they get,, no reason to pander to their stupidity.

  30. 'Princess'? by Wouter+Van+Hemel · · Score: 2, Funny


    Ah, there it is, in all its pink glory... The Princess-phone! How I have longed to possess one of these beauties, how I have sought for its rare splendor, no price's too high for this baby...

    1. Re:'Princess'? by coryboehne · · Score: 1

      How about 25 bux?

      Check out this rare yellow beauty, complete with call AT&T for service sticker, 1-800-222-3111. I wonder, This looks to be a leased phone, if you lease a home you can't sell it, so it stands to reason that you can't legally sell a leased phone, No?

    2. Re:'Princess'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ebay often has pink princess phones. There are currently 6 rotaries and one touch tone. Princess rotaries usually fetch over $50 on ebay.

  31. how about the worst of the worst. by loraksus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yet Qwest is still doing what they have been doing for the past several years.
    I rather like how they handle the situation, have shitty customer / telecom service, get fined, go to court, negotiate w/ govt, say that they will add more phone / data lines to rural areas (which they were already planning to do anyways), get their fines reduced and pay almost nothing.
    That and piss away shareholder money like a college student at a kegger, forcibly switch their dsl customers to MSN, and sell your personal information.
    Same shit, bigger pile methinks.

    (perhaps I'm still a little bitter about the whole msn thing)

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    1. Re:how about the worst of the worst. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quest... yeah I hope those bastards burn in hell. I got basic phone service for an apartment that I just moved into, and I found a LOT better job and had to move again. For 2 weeks (count'em TWO) they charged me $120 for basic phone service and dial up internet access. Sure there are connect and disconnect fees, but that is a fucking outrage.

  32. Not the Last Time Either by NeuroManson · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Just watch the ad spot for AT&T digital cable, where they try to dispute the second "Digital cable is much more expensive" "rumor"... Digital cable, by their own admittance, is $69.99 per month, or over twice the price of basic...

    What part of "more than twice the price" doesn't translate as "much more expensive" in any sense of the term? Sounds like fraud and false advertising to me...

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    1. Re:Not the Last Time Either by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      They most likely have an unadvertised internal deal for $69.99 basic cable, so they can say that it's the same price. Kinda like stores that have "sales" on items that happen to have recently been marked up *gasp* the exact percentage of the sale!

    2. Re:Not the Last Time Either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just remember 'digital cable' is all the analog channels (they don't come in some magic 'digital' format because you order 'digital cable') plus some extra channels that come on the digital qams - so digital cable is basicly 'basic cable' plus some extra channels - you get what you pay for - more channels

    3. Re:Not the Last Time Either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And add to this the cost of the digital cable receiver, which YOU have to provide. Around here they cost $300+.

      In any case, I don't need MORE channels, I just want the channels I actually watch. I don't want to pay for the crap I took out of my channel program list (so the only way to see them is to type in the #).

    4. Re:Not the Last Time Either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      to make matters worse, here in Wisconsin we dont have a choice in the matter! We either get digital cable or no cable and no cable modem. What the fuck?

    5. Re:Not the Last Time Either by bluenova · · Score: 1

      Can anyone actually buy these Digital Recievers and USE them? I purchased one from Ebay, exact same make and model of the other two in my house, trying to avoid the $7 per month fee that Charter charges per month. When I hooked it up, it didn't have the same channel lineup, active channels, etc. for my area. A call to Charter produced the answer, "you must rent the equipment from us." When I told them it was the same model, etc, they said they come pre-programmed from Motorola for that area, and they had no way to reprogram them. Is this just FUD on their part, trying to avoid the hassle of actually having to deal with a customer?

  33. speaking of fraud... by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

    I recently had a huge problem with Wired Magazine. I've paid through Jan04 - their subscription site says so - yet the site says "Your account is paid and active, but we are awaiting your renewal payment" - showing a payment due of $12!

    Not only that, but I got a letter from a fucking collection agency - on a bill for a VOLUNTARY magazine subscription DUE IN JANUARY OF 2004! If they try docking my credit, I'm so suing...

    Angrily worded letter is on the way as we speak...

    1. Re:speaking of fraud... by REDNOROCK · · Score: 1

      Maybe if you got off you're geeky little ass, stoped programing some perl shit that does nothing and reinstalling winows damning gates to hell, and CALL them. Shit like this happens, you can' t just ignore it. You probably just emailed some generic wired mail and let it as that. They've probably already lost it to autoreply filters. You know we see this more and more, where people get upset that something goes wrong, but they don't do jack shit about it but complain. People need to take action against these fucks.

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    2. Re:speaking of fraud... by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      Nice attempt at a flame. Actually, I don't know Perl, and prefer Windows to Linux (I've been called a wintroll a couple times). As for e-mailing them - nope. I've sent them a letter via certified mail, as well as a copy to the debt collection agency (though I imagine it's a Wired-owned one). I'll sue if they try knocking my credit rating.

      So, in conclusion... fuck off.

    3. Re:speaking of fraud... by t · · Score: 2
      You should scan all that shit in and put it on the web. Nothing like generating a fsckass amount of bad press to get a company to fix their broken shit. What you did, certified letter etc... will probably work but does nothing to fix the general problem.

      I wish there was a website like gettingFuckedBy.com or something witty that devoted itself to showing how companies are screwing us everyday.

      t.

  34. The rise and fall of phone company competition by Featureless · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Four years ago I signed up with a local and long distance phone company called Econophone. One of the new breed of de-regulated, privatized competing phone service providers, they were offering rates for local and long-distance calls well below half what AT&T was, and still significantly cheaper than Verizon.

    I used them successfully for two years, and paid very little for phone service. 5 cents a minute national long distance and comprable local rates.

    How, you ask? De-regulation, which happened under Clinton in the mid '90's. However, once de-regulated, the baby bells immediately began testing the resolve of the federal regulators to force them to deal fairly with their "client competitors" for local & long distance service. You see, they wanted the good parts about de-regulation (being able to diversify, charge whatever they wanted, etc.) but not the bad parts (actually having to give up their monopoly status). They fought tooth and nail battles over various regulations and did their level best to kill their competitors... by bribing regulators to get call-completion charges, by systematically failing to service their new clients properly, and, now and again, by slamming their customers.

    Clinton's people were going to stick it out and fight the bells into submission. The Bush people had a more, shall we say laissez faire attitude about it, and the last two years have all but brought about the end of competition among the bells, first as the feds looked the other way while they turned their embrace with their competition deadly, and now as the FCC is actually going to rubber stamp their new "pseudo-monopoly" status, enshrining the notion that bells need not lease their lines to anyone, just like they already did with cable.

    Econophone is bankrupt. Many of you remeber the Northpoint fiasco; Econophone was very similar. Not content with stealing their customers and bludgeoning them to death with sabotaged service, the bells had to make a show of violently disconnecting them from the network, without warning. The message: don't deal with the independents. You just never know what might happen to your calls.

    This industry makes billions of dollars a week. They are _printing money_. Their margins are _incredible_, and that's with some of the worlds most notorious bureaucracies. I've dealt with AT they just _hemorrhage_ money. Why not? They get paid most every time someone makes a call.

    De-regulation was a failure. Not exactly because it was inevitable, but because it was never really intended as anything but ideological cover for more and better price fixing. $5/mo for call waiting service anyone? Or how about $3.50 for _not_ publishing your number in the phone book?

    You might say the little carriers like econophone went out of busines because they didn't charge enough. But I don't think those people made a math error when they founded their company and calculated what they could charge. I think we got a brief glimps of what we _should_ have been paying all along, before the Bells furiously covered it up.

    1. Re:The rise and fall of phone company competition by jault · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of alternatives too the major phone companies still out there. Check out www.thedigest.com or 10-10phonerates.com. You do have to keep an eye on your phone bill, though. I was getting phone service from Sprint through Essential.com for a while & when Essential went out of business I got switched (without notice) to a different Sprint plan that was 3-4x the price. As always, caveat emptor.

    2. Re:The rise and fall of phone company competition by REDNOROCK · · Score: 1

      They should rename De-regulation to: Fuck-over the consumer. It'd just make more sense, and cut through the bull a lot faster. It's obvious that deregulation doesn't work, everytime this happens consumers get worked over. Edison was considered, what, a monopoly? Fuck they were barely holding california's power supply together, then deregulation came in and lobotomized them. Instead of lowering the prices on energy these assholes who bought the generators jacked it up, because they knew the supply was so great. Edison got fucked over, the consumer got fucked over, shit we're still feeling the sting. It's really sad.

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    3. Re:The rise and fall of phone company competition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you mean "Clinton's people?" They were the ones accepting the bribes, looking the other way, refusing to enforce the rules. Long before Bush came in, the CLEC's were all dead. If you do a little math, you'd realize that 4 years ago plus two years of your blessed local company until they went under puts you squarely within Clinton's reign.

      You stupid ignorant fuck.

    4. Re:The rise and fall of phone company competition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Or how about $3.50 for _not_ publishing your number in the phone book?

      I've always wondered how the hell they got away with this.

      And then charge you $8 a month for caller ID which gets around it.

    5. Re:The rise and fall of phone company competition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      again, you ingnorant mind-controlled fuck.

      Edison didn't exist in California before deregulation (Power was a regulated government-owned utility)

      California Edison is a subsidiary of GE/NBC the largest corporation in the world and (this is a separate thing) largest media outlet in the world. The only thing more powerful than GE is the US military, and guess who the largest US military contractor is?

    6. Re:The rise and fall of phone company competition by gilroy · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Blockquoth the poster:

      they were barely holding california's power supply together, then deregulation came in and lobotomized them

      Nah, you just don't have the proper faith. Deregulation only fails because we don't go far enough. If deregulating industry A screws the consumers and deregulating industry B screws the consumers, it must be that if we deregulate all industries, it will help the consumer...


      Deregulations has been a long-term failure in each of the industries in which we've tried it since the late 1970s (with, admittedly, the partial exception of the telecom industry, where at least prices have generally come down -- although lack of vigorous oversight has allowed the re-emergence of local monopolies). Business clamors for it and certain elements in the government eagerly give it to them. But those same elements don't believe in spending dime one on enforcement of the associated conditions, and so the model collapses. Then we're left with the same old monopolies, but now they don't have any silly Public Utilities Commission breathing down their necks and "hampering their efficiency" with quaint oddities like fair practice regulations.


      The deregulation zealots bring to mind Santaya, but I don't know which quote is more a propos: "Those who cannot remember the past are doomed to repeat it" ... or "Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim."

    7. Re:The rise and fall of phone company competition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bzzt, wrong.

      Heard of the telecom fall of '98? Except the cell phones there is no cash to be made in telephones

    8. Re:The rise and fall of phone company competition by miracle69 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Or how about $3.50 for _not_ publishing your number in the phone book?

      I hate that as well. It's $3.50 a month to be unlisted in the phone and the operator. Luckily, it's still free to tell them what name to list the phone number under. I know many a minor-league athelete that use their first name and their mother's maiden name as their last name. This allows relative anonymity from overzealous fans, as well as allowing their families to locate them in their new city should they get traded...

      Personally, I use a completely fictioal name that everyone in my family knows. It's also amusing because it shows up on people's caller-ID as well. Several of my friends are now doing the same thing, using Bart Simpson's imagination as a guide.

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    9. Re:The rise and fall of phone company competition by Featureless · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You make a very good point, but I would argue that the deregulation/capitalist model is fundamentally flawed for some services; electric power, most notably, but also education, police...

      In the particular case of power, it's very simple: the incentives are exactly the opposite of what you want, since distribution over long distances is so inefficient.

      If you build power plants, the power supply goes up, and your product is worth less. Hence, your profits go down.

      If you do not build power plants, and/or take some of your plants off line, the power supply goes down, and then your product is worth more. Supply and demand! Whopee! Time to raise the rates! This is more or less what's happened everywhere this scheme has been tried; the only difference is that in California the distributor couldn't pass on the rate hikes because its end-prices were capped. Enron et al didn't mind, they just ran their rates up astronomically, ridiculously high for a few months, then turned off the lights (a negotiating tactic which actually took lives!), and even now they're probably still going to get the proceeds of the "utility bailout," so it's all the same to them.

      The only possible way the "private" power generation companies can fail to get rich is by doing what they're supposed to... which is, provide ample, cheap, environmentally sound generating capacity. If you want to make money, on the other hand, the opposite is true; it's in the private utility's best interests to use the cheapest, dirtiest power generating techniques available, to encourage as much waste as possible, to cultivate their most profitable volume buyers at the expense of their least profitable low and middle income customers, to run as close to 100% capacity as they possibly can, and, of course, to create artificial shortages. If the consumers don't like it, there's always electric blackmail.

      It's interesting to me that there did seem to be some early success in the telecom deregulation regime. One thing I would really like to spend more time doing is going over the actual laws involved... I have a feeling there must have been some interesting rules in there about how the incumbents have to operate for it to have worked at all.

    10. Re:The rise and fall of phone company competition by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:

      If you want to make money, on the other hand, the opposite is true; it's in the private utility's best interests to use the cheapest, dirtiest power generating techniques available, to encourage as much waste as possible, to cultivate their most profitable volume buyers at the expense of their least profitable low and middle income customers, to run as close to 100% capacity as they possibly can, and, of course, to create artificial shortages.

      Unless, of course, we change the economics through (sensible) regulation. For example, massive penalties for pollution. (I'm actually a fan of tradable pollution credits coupled to absolutely devestating fines for failure to comply.) Another example: massive penalties for failing to provide universal access.


      The legitimate issue is, how do you ensure that the regulation is sensible? Obviously that's a judgement call. And, in pure Adam Smith terms, you're going to build in some economic inefficiency. If you're a free market ideologue who thinks government == Evil, then of course the only "sensible" regulation is none at all...


      Which is how we got into this mess in the first place: a generation of "government leaders" who hate the very jobs they occupy.

    11. Re:The rise and fall of phone company competition by RickHunter · · Score: 1

      The other thing to note about this... TCP/IP networks are now at the point where, VIA telephony, they could completely replace the phone networks. (Especially with technologies like IPv6) And at a fraction of the cost - digitize the voice signal, compress it down to a reasonable bitrate, and transmit. Only problem - the Bells are currently making huge wads of cash from the existing infrastructure, which they wouldn't be making from an IP-based infrastructure.

      And guess who controls most, if not all, of your bandwidth?

    12. Re:The rise and fall of phone company competition by Featureless · · Score: 1

      Again, you make good points, but the strong regulatory regime you describe sounds just like a more complicated, expensive, inefficient and failure-prone version of what we already had with the pre-deregulation utilities - which were, by the way, already "private" - just "strongly regulated" by the various governments involved.

      I would say the "strong regulation" you describe is basically suggestive of the oversight regime that we just removed, except that instead of a utility owned by shareholders (the public), whose policies and prices were tuned to get a pre-determined ROI (balanced carefully between investor profits and the public good which comes from plentiful, environmentally sound electricity), the utility is splintered and divided between private owners and traditional public companies, and instead of simply issuing and following public policy, we have "crimes" and "massive penalties."

      If you look at it objectively, you realize the only reason for doing it is to make it difficult to maintain the protections we are discussing.

    13. Re:The rise and fall of phone company competition by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:

      I would say the "strong regulation" you describe is basically suggestive of the oversight regime that we just removed

      I must be slipping. It's "suggestive" of that regime because I happen to feel that regime served the public interest more than this one does. I guess I should be (more?) explicit: I think deregulation has been a failure in essentially every industry to which it has been applied. It has created short-term lower prices, at the cost of any consumer protection and with the long term result of reemergent -- but this time unrestrained -- monopolies.


      Since the "free market" does not seem to produce what might be the best outcome -- many, small suppliers of these services, in a field of true competition -- then I think it reasonable to wonder whether private investors are likely to look after the public good as well or even as consistently as oversight agencies do.


      I believe firmly that (a) free market capitalism is the most efficient way to produce services and goods and (b) left to its own devices, unrestrained free market capitalism is inimical to human freedom and human dignity. The market is a wonderful engine, but for two decades, we've been treating it like the driver. The right way to harness market forces is to set the economic rules of the game so that socially favorable outcomes are the simplest way to make a profit. In that manner, the drive -- even avarice -- of capitalists can also produce real benefits: Doing good while doing well.


      But if you remove all government oversight, you shouldn't be surprised when the wickedest of men doing the wickedest of things do, in fact, produce the wickedest of outcomes.

    14. Re:The rise and fall of phone company competition by TeddyR · · Score: 2

      And another 1.75 (or 3.50 depending on what other services you have) for caller ID block to block the other side from seeing your caller ID.
      [which btw does NOT work for "toll free" 800,888,877,866 numbers] Something about the person paying for the call has the right to block it or see who is making the call....

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    15. Re:The rise and fall of phone company competition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I personally will NEVER use Sprint or MCI again....

      both are guilty of doing that to me.. (and its not slamming since they switched me to their OWN subsidiary/service/plan)

  35. Re:And taking another page out of MS's playbook... by T-Kir · · Score: 1

    But part of the settlement (I am assuming here) must only apply to the US, considering how much they're screwing our UK schools. Not sure on how the rest of the world fares, but I bet they recoup their losses either way.

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  36. Re:And taking another page out of MS's playbook... by CyberDave · · Score: 1
    Wasn't/Isn't MS "donating" (or trying to donate) zillions of copies of its bloatware to schools as part of some settlement, in place of some of the monetary cost?

    As I recall, they tried to do exactly that and everyone screamed bloody murder that it would just be handing them another monopoly, since it would increase their presence in education (much to the dismay of Apple and others), an area where their monopoly is not nearly as strong as it is in other market segments.

  37. Funny story about telecom fraud... by Featureless · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's 1996, and the bells have been newly de-regulated. They're pleased as hell, because they can diversify, but more importantly, because they can now charge whatever they want - price gouging galore! Time to raise the price of call waiting!

    There was only one pesky problem. The bells were now theoretically obligated to "compete" with other carriers. The nerve! Wasn't everyone informed that they don't share their playground? Wasting no time, they immediately set to work on the FCC and congress to try to roll back the regulations (or at least the enforcement regime) that allowed competitors to re-sell some of the network and compete.

    They came up with a great idea. Oh, it was a real doozy, and very simple. They convinced the feds to allow them to charge a "call completion" fee.

    It works like this. If a customer in one local phone company calls the customer of another, the originating carrier has to pay a fee to the receiving carrier for "completing" the call. This, reasoned the bells, was *it.* Who can start up a competing local carrier, if (since they're new) every call from their customers terminates at a bell-controlled phone, and they're saddled with 3c fees for every call! It's a classic "screwing the little guy with the power of math" scenario.

    It was a perfect plan. And it only had one fatal flaw.

    The metropolitan ISPs of New York City were some of the phone company's most enthusiastic enemies. And why not? Have you ever tried to get the NYC Bell to do anything more complex than a residential hookup? How about manaing hundreds of lines in a hunt chain... let me tell you. You lose a few every few months for no discernable reason, and during one of your dozen hour-long calls to the bell for support, you discover that in trying to "fix" your hunt, they've now disconnected your office phones as well. True story.

    The NYC ISPs were desperate to deal with someone, _ANYONE_ other than the local bell. So what did they do? They got together with a tiny, unknown little local carrier. And they became its first, and practically only, customers.

    And do you know what happened then?

    ISPs need lots of lines, and they're willing, nay desperate, to pay a premium for any kind of service exceeding the Soviet-block standard of the bell. They hardly ever make any calls out. But everyone calls an ISP. In fact, they get thousands and thousands of calls a day.

    Within days of getting their first 8 figure "call completion" bill from the tiny little independent local phone company (that the bells had just been gloating over murdering), the bells were back in Washington, and back in court, desperate to break the deal.

    Now, exercise for the reader: where they successul in weaseling out of it? What do you think?

    1. Re:Funny story about telecom fraud... by coryboehne · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, "manaing", I think the proper spelling should be mangling as in

      "How about mangling hundreds of lines in a hunt chain"

      Freudian slip? I think so.

    2. Re:Funny story about telecom fraud... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Now, exercise for the reader: where they successul in weaseling out of it? What do you think?"

      Of course! we all know 'degregulation' is conservativese for "fuck the consumer"!

    3. Re:Funny story about telecom fraud... by Large+Green+Mallard · · Score: 2

      Is this the startup story of Verizon?

    4. Re:Funny story about telecom fraud... by Alan+Shutko · · Score: 2

      No, Verizon was Bell Atlantic (before it merged with some other corps).

    5. Re:Funny story about telecom fraud... by alanjstr · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Yes, reciprical compensation had a fundamental flaw. But in the carrier access systems world, there's a lot of 'bill the other guy' going around. When a person makes a long distance call, everyone along the way gets their share. The local phone company where the call originates, the long distance company in the middle, and the local phone company on whom the call terminates all have capital expenditures to cover. Not to mention the wireless networks.

      Recip Comp was supposed to balance out. Instead startups tried to take advantage of it. In a move of pure greed, they went for the quick buck and ignore the intent of the law. But then the bubble burst and they had no solid business plan. And now many of those little telecoms have gone bankrupt. There are a LOT of bankrupt little telecoms now.

    6. Re:Funny story about telecom fraud... by Zarquon · · Score: 2

      Bell Atlantic + Nynex (sp?), IIRC.

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    7. Re:Funny story about telecom fraud... by paynter · · Score: 1

      New Zealand:

      Incumbent monopoly: Telecom New Zealand.
      New carrier: Clear Communications.

      Same story.

      The best part was when Clear started *paying* the ISPs something like 1c per minute out of the 3c per minute termination fee if they would stay on the Clear network. The ISPs passed this on in the form of free, toll-free internet access.

      So Telecom was providing (and paying for) the service, and paying its competitors to pay their clients to pay the public to use as much of that service as they could.

      And then the interconnection agreement expired and a new one was renegotiated, and Telecom did not make the same mistake again.

  38. Slamming... by Colz+Grigor · · Score: 2
    Considering all the "slamming" AT&T, MCI, et al did back in the 90s (and still do, near as I can tell), I find it very difficult to believe that anyone is still on the same plan as they were in the 70s.

    ::Colz Grigor

    1. Re:Slamming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost all phone companies use third party verification services that require you to say "yes" in all the right places in thier script without any prompting in order to get the plan anymore. Slamming is far to expensive to allow to continue to be honest.

    2. Re:Slamming... by qqtortqq · · Score: 1

      I got slammed about a week after I moved in here. Whatever long distance service company it was called my dumb blonde ex girlfriend (whose name appears nowhere on the bill) while I was at work and told her that I had no long distance service (false), and she wouldn't be able to make any long distance calls until she signed up with them.

      I didn't even bother filing a complaint because she can't even remember what soap operas she watched all day, let alone exactly what was said during the slamming session...

  39. It appears.... by coryboehne · · Score: 1

    That you can buy your fill of rotary phones for 5 to 10 dollars US, that means that they were able to actually charge MANY times more per month than the damn things were actually worth.

  40. Pathetic by quintessent · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Another class action settlement. No doubt this will be like most others in which consumers get nothing but the recognition they've been cheated (and maybe a 75 cent check), and a few lawyers get to buy cliff houses in Miami.

    1. Re:Pathetic by jafuser · · Score: 1

      Cliff houses in Miami? Very nice. Thank you for the laugh, best one I've heard in a while :)

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    2. Re:Pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of the movie "The Jerk" where Steve Martin had to write out 900,000 checks for $1.09 by hand.

    3. Re:Pathetic by fatbastard10101 · · Score: 1

      So /.ers distrust corporations six days a week, but on Sunday, it's those damn lawyers who drive up costs.

      Don't believe the tort "reform" propaganda. A corporation is not a person, and doesn't deserve our rights.

  41. What do you mean used to? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every month the baby bells (all 3 1/2 of them!) make millions of dollars from fraudulent charges. You might not notice a couple dollars of bogus skim here and there, and the occasional big "mistake" every few years that you clear up after hours on a voicemail merry-go-round, but small ISPs go through thousands of dollars of billing errors nearly every month. That's not even mentioning the "taxes" that the telcos include on your bill that never actually make it to the government, which are legal.

  42. what's a Telcom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't that meant to be Telecom?

  43. How much is AT&T making on this settlement? by guttentag · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Lucent's results for the third quarter ended June 30 include $162 million in costs for its part of the settlement, spokesman John Skalko said. AT&T, the largest U.S. long-distance phone company, is paying $130 million before taxes, spokeswoman Sue Fleming said.
    So how much are our friends at AT&T making in profit on this settlement after taxes? You have to realize that being AT&T, the company will get a special tax break for agreeing to the settlement, another tax break to cover the lost business it expects as a result of the bad PR from this settlement, a tax break for having the word American in its name, a tax break for being AOL, a tax break for not being NTT, plus revenue for providing the months of teleconferencing service that allowed the parties involved to come to a mutually beneficial settlement.

    Note that comparatively tiny Lucent actually had to pay money in its part of the settlement.

    1. Re:How much is AT&T making on this settlement? by guttentag · · Score: 2
      a tax break for being AOL
      Wow! That was a big Freudian slip. Ah, it's all the same anyway. :o)

      In any case, make that:

      a tax break for being AT&T
  44. Re:Raise the Roof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well done!

    myself: it's 4am, i can't find my midi cables and it's too late(early?) to play the real instruments, thus no recording tonight.

    c'mon folks, gimme some good comments to read.

    thanks

  45. DIY phone service by silentbozo · · Score: 2

    I look forward to the day when we can direct-dial via point-to-point links through user-owned wireless, bypassing the monopolies. Bloodsuckers will get what's coming to them...

    1. Re:DIY phone service by Featureless · · Score: 1

      I've often had the same thoughts, but remember, the telecoms and the media people own the FCC, and wireless technology only happens at the sufference of that agency.

      In a sense, ithey're already blocking it, since such decentralized applications are already feasable and (I would guess) even relatively cost effective for some applications, and yet... you know how "crowded" the spectrum is. No room for something they can't get paid billions in bribes/bids for. Of course, you can always try it with existing technology, but I don't know if the numbers are right.

  46. Not all are sleazes. by Ckid · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In Canada, Telus, Telus Mobility, and Microcell (Fido) automatically (and I do mean automatically) call thier customers every six months and let them know that, based on the customers usage, they are on the best cell plan/long distance plan/whatever. And if they are not, will recommend one that fits more into thier usage patterns.

    I think it's the whole cupon strategy, if clients think thier saving $0.10, they'll spend an extra dollar. I wonder how it's worked out for them, personally, I appreicate it.

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  47. Who would want to lease a phone? by mir@ge · · Score: 1

    I just can't understand why anyone would want to lease a phone. Now a complex piece of software that is a whole diffrent story. It make sense to lease an operating system or an office suite.

    I don't suppose this could be setting a precident or anything?

    1. Re:Who would want to lease a phone? by Shalome · · Score: 1

      When telephone service was first widely implemented, you used to have to rent a phone. They just weren't commercially available from anyone from the telephone company. When phones became available from other sources, a lot of people still had perfectly good working phones from the company.. so they kept renting them.

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  48. Stupid math trick by gilroy · · Score: 2
    Blockquoth the poster:

    Kinda like stores that have "sales" on items that happen to have recently been marked up *gasp* the exact percentage of the sale!

    Well, actually, that would result in a discount, albeit a small one. Assume the original price is p and the advertised percent markdown is f. Then the internal price (before the markdown) would be p'=p(1+f) and the sale price would be p''=p'(1-f)=p(1+f)(1-f), which of course is p(1-f^2). For f > 0, p'' < p... but by much less than the advertised amount.


    (So, the really said thing is, I formatted those equations by hand in HTML. Ugh.)

    1. Re:Stupid math trick by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      lol... you took all the time to do that? sheesh

      you know what I meant :-p

  49. Cordless phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The annoying thing about cordless phones is that you wonder randomly around the house, talking to the phone, and then eventually put the phone down somewhere. Then you go back to whatever you were doing and after some time find out that you have no idea where the damn phone is. When it has a cord you'll just end up strangling yourself with the cord, but hey, you don't lose the phone!

  50. this is not bad as.......... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2
    ........as stealing mp3's.

    1. Re:this is not bad as.......... by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      That depends on the scale of it.

      One man throwing a glass of water in another man's face does not do as much damage as millions of people throwing a thimblefull of water into the valley, even though the flood of the combined water in the valley washes out a hospital.

    2. Re:this is not bad as.......... by hazyshadeofwinter · · Score: 1

      Right on, brother! Good thing I only *copy* mp3s, leaving the originals in place! I'd hate for anybody to steal *my* mp3s, they'd probably take my whole hard drive!

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  51. Is this really fraud? by Trekologer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ok, here's what this is about. Some people just realized that they have been paying the phone company every month to lease telephone equipment. Over the years, they've paid many times what the phone itself was really worth.

    And?

    If you've walked into a store anytime in the last 20 years, you would find that you can, in fact, purchase your very own telephone and don't need to continue to rent one from the phone company. And even if you continued to rent the telephone, you're not just renting the particular phone sitting in your house but also buying protection from that phone breaking. If it does break, the phone company will supply you with another one.

    This should be filed under "Oh, come on!"

    1. Re:Is this really fraud? by Megane · · Score: 2
      If it does break, the phone company will supply you with another one.

      Except some of these old phones simply don't break. I find good old AT&T touch phones at thrift stores every now and then. Follow that "timeless rotary traditional" link, and look at that upper-right phone. I've got one of those red desk phones, and the handset wire looks just as gangly as the one in the picture.

      About the only one I have that doesn't work is a rotary phone. It doesn't work because the phone companies don't support rotary any more, except in special cases. And then they charge you less for going to the trouble of providing rotary-only service.

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    2. Re:Is this really fraud? by Reziac · · Score: 2

      I imagine this has gone away by now, but in the Early Days[tm] on some systems, you were not ALLOWED to use your own telephone equipment; you were =forced= to use rented equipment. (Gee, sounds just like some cable modem companies...)

      Sometimes this goes awry the other way. Back in 1975, I was moving on very short notice (to a location with no phone lines at all) and Mountain Bell couldn't get a guy out to disconnect my service in time, so they told me to just cut the line and bring the [rented] phone back at my leisure. So I did, and a week later dragged their phone to the office to return it. The gal peered at the ledger and told me, "But it says here you've already returned it!" Well, if you insist... so I picked up the phone and left. I still have the phone. (It's a rotary that can handle party lines.)

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    3. Re:Is this really fraud? by kubrick · · Score: 1

      Here in Australia, I continued to be charged phone rental, at $2.50 a month, despite numerous complaints that I had actually bought my own phone when I moved into the apartment, as the phone already there had been taken by the previous tenant. The only way I got out of that one was to move... bloody phone company, bloody monopoly, bloody bloody bloody....

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  52. you're renting the electricity meter box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It's just that the power company bundles it into the minimum billing fee, without dummying you up. Same with the water company.

    If AT&T had raised the minimum bill, they could have lent you the phone for nothing, and wiped out the secondary phone market. And we'd still be renting them.

  53. Not just US telecoms by FTL · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Five years ago I was browsing my grandmother's telephone bill, and discovered that Bell Canada was charging her rent on her telephones. Over the past 25 years she had paid $1000 each on three telphones. They were returned that afternoon.

    Next time you see an older telephone in Canada, flip it over and see if it has a "Property of Bell Canada" sticker on the bottom. If it does, warn its owner.

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    1. Re:Not just US telecoms by SN74S181 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      As a rule, I ONLY have 'Bell System Property, Not For Sale' phones at home.

      Back when the divestiture happened a lot of customers opted to purchase the equipment.

      There is no phone on the market for a reasonable price that is as durable and well made as a Bell System phone.

      Taking one apart, you'll find different date codes on each component, sometimes with varying dates that span decades. These things were built to last, to standards at least as good as Mil-Spec. Any time a phone was returned to Bell, it was broken up and reassembled from interchangable components.

      The Touch-tone phones of the early 70's aren't even digital. They have inductors and LC oscillators to generate the tuned frequencies.

      They're available for $3-5 at thrift stores, and easily servicible.

      Other than one spread-spectrucm cordless, I won't allow any of the post-breakup crap-phones into my house.

    2. Re:Not just US telecoms by Vegeta99 · · Score: 2

      Yeah. Those suckers are BUILT LIKE A TANK. Jesus, they EASILY weigh 5 pounds. While one could bash in the case, there's no way you can break the handset.

  54. if you wish to make a call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fine, but just understand that the hole billonlyUS fairytail "economy" is FraUDuleNT bs designed to help make a handful of felons, & "OUR" "elected represeNTatives" immune from the legal systern, while leading J. Public into decades of unpayabull debt.

    do you know where what's left of your money is going today?

    whois tallying the score when you type in (free to paid subscribers?) the conteNTs of your "dream portfolio"?

  55. In 1996 I was the last person with rotary by gelfling · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In 1996 I was the last person in my exchange with rotary service. After years of letters from NYNEX begging me to switch, for a nominal fee of about $4/month they finally cracked and just gave it to me. I refused to pay a charge for a service they had instituted in 1963 and had probably amortized by 33 years later. Apparently it cost them far more than $4/month to maintain the rotary crossbars for only one customer in the exchange.

    It is my one small victory agains the MAN.

    1. Re:In 1996 I was the last person with rotary by panaceaa · · Score: 1

      Where were you located? My mom still has a rotary phone outside Washington, DC, and it still works fine. I've also used rotaries in Charlottesville, VA, with no problems. I've never heard of anywhere just not supporting rotary anymore. In fact, this article had me looking at some cool antique rotary phones on eBay. Some of the old french-style ones are hella sexy. I'd suck if they don't work in Silicon Valley anymore.

    2. Re:In 1996 I was the last person with rotary by gelfling · · Score: 2

      If I remember correctly it was the 586 exchange in area code 516 Deer Park, NY

    3. Re:In 1996 I was the last person with rotary by Vegeta99 · · Score: 2

      They dont have to keep a (BIG FREAKIN HONKIN) Crossbar switch to keep your rotary service going. It's an option on digital switches. Williamsport (570-32*) was one of the first towns with a Digital switch, and all of our rotary phones still work.

      On the other hand, almost every phone in the house says "PROPERTY OF BELL TELEPHONE" under it. We've got one wall mount traditional rotary, and about 6 desktop traditional touch tone phones.

    4. Re:In 1996 I was the last person with rotary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Some of the old french-style ones are hella sexy [ebay.com].
      Do be aware that most of the french style rotary phones you see are 80s reproductions. That's not a bad thing, they work just fine and look cool. Just something to consider.
  56. Re:And taking another page out of MS's playbook... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Same idea, these probably cost a lot less than face value

    Of course they cost a lot less than face value, otherwise AT&T wouldn't make any money by selling them.

    but they count toward the nice fat grand total...

    They should. As any high school student can tell you, just because it doesn't cost AT&T much to make a product doesn't decrease the product's value.

    Your argument sound like you'd rather have AT&T pay cash to some class action lawyers, rather than provide a charity with something they need.

    I'm sorry of I sound like I'm defending the monolithic phone giant. I'm really sick of idiots, and that's basically what they are, if they can't get past a "confusing" phone bill.

    Furthermore, they've been confused at these bills for almost 20 years, and now finally figure it out? I'm sorry if I have no sympathy for people who:

    1. Don't read their phone bills, or are too stupid to figure it out.
    2. Don't get any clarification of the charges they are paying
    3. Decide after 20 years of ineptitude, to sue.

  57. renting rather than buying by Unordained · · Score: 1

    even if you plan to have the modem for a while, such that the cost of buying is significantly lower than the cost of renting ... well ... between two households (college students livin' the life outside the dorms) we've had the cable modems in each replaced at least once ... maybe twice. good thing we rented -- lightning, network problem, modem decides not to be part of the network, modem decides to never authenticate again, etc. ... renting's been good for us. and for us, it's ... $10/mo. on top of $40/mo for the service.

    the bandwith caps suck, though ... with no useful upgrades available in our area ... (charter communications, oklahoma)

    1. Re:renting rather than buying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah right.

      There was a story on here (or maybe fark) last week talking about flood victims that had to pay $300 for their leased cable boxes because the flood destroyed them. AT&T wouldn't cover it.

    2. Re:renting rather than buying by Unordained · · Score: 1

      seems like that's more of a case of AT&T hoping the personal insurance companies would cover it -- floods, etc. are usually paid for by the house insurance first. lightning would probably be such a case too, btw. in our cases, it was hardware failure without outside cause, really (don't take that too literally.) now, if house insurance doesn't cover stuff you're leasing ... that sucks. that really sucks.

  58. civics lesson by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

    De-regulation, which happened under Clinton in the mid '90's

    Things like deregulation happen because of Congress, not the president. Hmm, what changed in Congress, in the early 90s?

    Clinton had no interest in deregulation. A Republican Congress did.

    1. Re:civics lesson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well our curent republican "congress" seems to be doing a sweel clusterfuck job =p

    2. Re:civics lesson by Krow10 · · Score: 1
      Blockquoth the poster:
      Clinton had no interest in deregulation. A Republican Congress did.
      I agree that Clinton wasn't the biggest advocate of deregulation (though he was enough of a political whore to not oppose it in the face of popular support,) but where is the administration now? The Republican controlled FCC recently defanged the telecom act that was supposed to open the publicly subsidized PSTN to service competition. I think a strict division of infrastructure and service, with continued regulation of infrastructure and competition at the service level would have been great. The BOCs have fought this tooth and nail, and they have won. For now. Honest deregulation has few friends in either major party in the U.S.

      -Craig
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  59. Now let's get rid of the Touch-Tone fee by Megane · · Score: 2
    In the current generation of telephone switch equipment, it's actually more expensive to support rotary dial, because they have to have special equipment to detect those line flashes. I'll bet most of you in US cities are on a line that doesn't support rotary dial at all.

    But you're still paying extra for the phone company to provide a service that costs them less money! It's about time to switch that around and charge rotary customers (aside from grandfathering current customers) extra instead of Touch-Tone users.

    Of course this will never happen, since they already consider it part of the regular phone fee, and writing it up as an extra service is just a billing formality. Rotary customers are so rare these days that they can afford to eat the extra costs.

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    1. Re:Now let's get rid of the Touch-Tone fee by N8Magic · · Score: 1

      "In the current generation of telephone switch equipment, it's actually more expensive to support rotary dial, because they have to have special equipment to detect those line flashes. I'll bet most of you in US cities are on a line that doesn't support rotary dial at all."

      Wrong.

      The processor card that does digit collection collects both pulse dialling and touch tone dialling. And all digital switching equipment will support rotary dialling. Touch tone is simply an option that is put on your line. If there is no touch tone option on your line (unlikely), the digit/tone collector simply ignores the touch tone requests.

    2. Re:Now let's get rid of the Touch-Tone fee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you're still paying extra for the phone company to provide a service that costs them less money! It's about time to switch that around and charge rotary customers (aside from grandfathering current customers) extra instead of Touch-Tone users.

      Hmm, where have I heard of this happening before? Oh yes, now I remember. CDs vs. cassettes and DVDs vs. VHS. Both disc formats are substantially cheaper to mass produce and yet they cost more, sometimes double, what the magnetic media version costs. Don't get me started about quality either because it doesn't matter if the sound is like a chicken scratching across a chalkboard, it still costs them the same amount to dub it.

  60. They should get into property by jazman · · Score: 1

    They'd make a killing...oh, hang on...

    If telephone charges were applied to property, you would have to buy the house AND rent it, then pay an additional charge every time you wanted to use a room, and it would be more expensive to use the same room at different times of the day, e.g. the bedroom would be twice as expensive at night as during the day.

    How they've got away with it this long escapes me. Not only do you pay for the line to be installed and buy the phone, you then have to pay line rental and call charges. Is it just me or have I just paid for the same thing four times?

  61. Re:Please explain this to me by slashuzer · · Score: 0
    Thank you for the tip.

    I am worried that I will get terminally downmodded to negative karma even if I try to post better replies from now on. Actually, it appears that I am already down to -1.

    I know I am slightly off-topic, but a lot of people here seem to be intersted in making points by replying to topics they have no knowledge about. I will wait till there is a topic I can confidently make a good post about.

    Cheers.

  62. The money's usually well-spent. by PhxBlue · · Score: 2

    This is a tidy little sum. The people who were gouged are going to end up with not-so-much relative to the amounts they were "overbilled".

    Which is a fair amount more than they would have had if the lawyers hadn't done the footwork.

    Don't get me wrong, I'll grouse about lawyers' jackpots just as much as the next guy--but lawyers do work for their money, and most of them don't get windfall cases like this one. A database administrator is just as likely, in most cases, to make a salary competitive with a lawyer; but we don't complain that the DBA makes too much. Add to that the fact that lawyers do have a significant place within our society. I don't have statistics for how many of our current Supreme Court justices practiced law before they became judges, but I'd make a bet that all nine of them did.

    I'd rather see lawyers make the money than professional athletes. Two or three generations, what do we have to show for the hundreds of millions of dollars we wasted on them?

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  63. Grandma's phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember after my grandmother died, she left the house to my parents, and when their first phone bill arrived it had a monthly 50 dollar charge for using an AT&T phone. The phone was one of those huge wall mounted phones that was touchtone in an ugly 60's yellow. The phone must have been there for twenty years at least. It just amazed me how a phone that could not have costed more then $25 was charged so much for. We called our local phone company and asked to return it, and they had no idea what to do with it and finally told us to send it away to some place. If you think of al the money my poor grandmother could have saved if she wasn't taken advantage of.

  64. We pay extra for touch-tone - after 40 years! by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    I think the phone companies still charge a premium for touch tone capabilities. This technology was first introduced in 1962.

    1. Re:We pay extra for touch-tone - after 40 years! by Vegeta99 · · Score: 2

      You still do? It disappeared off of my VZ/Hell Fucklantic bill years ago. All they did was raise the basic price.

  65. What about AT&T Capital Leasing/CIT Group? by Dr.Hair · · Score: 1

    Hmmm... so why isn't the CIT group part of this settlement? CIT bought Newcourt Credit Group and Newcourt Credit Group bought AT&T Capital Leasing. That was the actual part of the AT&T devolution that handled the phone leases.

    I guess it is true that if you change your name enough, you can fool the lawyers. How many stories on Enron fail to mention Accenture's part of the fiasco? After all, you don't think that Enron built all of those Internet trading systems without consultants and the accompanying conflict of interest.

  66. Re:Please explain this to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try to add something informative to the discussion, especially if you make a link to another article, or show moderators something they didn't know, in a polite way, you are likely to get positive mods. By the way you're still posting at 0, so there is hope. If you add nothing to the conversations post it anonymously.

  67. Listen up MS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pay several times the value of something, by leasing it...
    Hey, does that sound like 'Software Assurance' to anyone else?

  68. Corporations vs. Trial Lawyers by fatbastard10101 · · Score: 1

    Listen, try not to believe everything the Corporate mouth-pieces spit out there. They publicize a few big and puzzling awards and exaggerate other legitimate awards to make their points.
    http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1107 08 9
    There goal is simply to get legislative action on limiting liability on corporate "persons", hamstringing the ability of juries of actual "persons" to punish negligence.

    Tort reform is a fake issue, brought about solely through paid corporate propaganda.

  69. "Sale" in the ads, "lease" in the gray print by Jerry · · Score: 4, Funny

    I purchased a Princess phone for the kitchen at a "Sale" advertized by AT&T at their phone center. I had it for ten years. When I called to cancel my phone service because I was moving the clerk reminded me to return the Princess phone. I was stunned. I told her I payed $30 for it at a phone sale. She said "check the light gray print on the back side of your bill of sale." In print so light you could barely read it was the word 'lease', even though the front was 'sales' invoice. This lawsuite is punishment for that kind of deceptive business practice. They got their phone back. Every component was taken apart and reduced to its minimum parts, all were put into the box, except for the screws and nuts, throughly shaken, and the box was taken to the company, sealed up. I left with my refund, they had "their" phone.

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  70. Cable Box, Cable Modem by nichomoff · · Score: 1

    This issue has been going on for a long time. The cable companies do the same thing. I have to pay monthly rental charges on my cable converter and my cable modem. I think the only difference is that I went into the contract with the knowledge that I was being ripped off, whereas this legal case makes the clain that the customers were unaware of the practice.

  71. Credit card companies protect themselves from this by waferbuster · · Score: 1
    I use a credit card company which has done this to me. A while back, they lost a class action lawsuit for baiting and switching (promising to lower interest rates for mew cardholders and then lowering their rates by insignificant amounts (.05% sticks in my mind). They ended up paying out a huge amount to cardholders. I seem to recall getting several hundred dollars from the settlement.

    About 6 months after the class action lawsuit, they sent me a notice in my bill which stated that if I did nothing, then I would automatically lose my right to be a member of any class action suits against them. Further use of my card would be considered my consent to such changes. If I wished to retain my right to participate in any future class action suits, send a letter with a specific phrase in it, to an address other than the normal billing address. Responses sent in the included payment envelope would not be valid. A little information card (too small to fit my information legibly) had to be filled out and included with the letter.

    I jumped through their hoops, including writing a letter stating that I wouldn't willingly give up my rights. About 6 months later, here comes another notice that they are going to remove my class action rights unless I jump through hoops again. I once again sent them a letter that I wanted to retain my rights to participate in class action suits.

    Recently, I received yet another of these arbitration agreement/class action exclusion letters (just do nothing... your rights will e automatically removed). I thought about sending them a letter stating I was serving notice to them that from then on, my interest rate would be 0.0% and that their sending me a bill the next month would constitute their acceptance of my terms, but I figured that after being forced to pay back millions of bucks they probably don't have any sense of humor.

    I don't see how it can be legitimate to require customers to repeatedly opt out losing their rights. The whole sordid affair seems like a good candidate for another class action lawsuit, but the persons most affected have lost their rights to class action redress.

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  72. Speaking of the Previous Generation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny, but many of the Previous Generation *of people* did not understand the concept of leasing or rental (basic money skills, for sure); it was just accepted that if you want a phone, you paid what they told you or go without because the Phone Company would disconnect you. The phone was not viewed as a necessity but a convenience, so Bell was free to charge or do whatever they wanted according to Government.

    Did you ever see the dire warnings about not connecting non-bell equipment to their lines?
    Have you *read* their tomes of technical jargon to convince people how "advanced" and difficult their networks were? (granted, switching and logistics were advanced, but not the local loop technology)

    If you thought we'd learned our lessons, look how many people lease their *Auto* today without good reason; I am sure many only see the "monthly payment" part of the equation and not the total cost.

  73. $1800 Rotary Phones by stuffman64 · · Score: 2

    Until recently, my grandma has been renting old rotary telephones from the local Bell, dating to 1972. The phones were leased for something like $5 a month per phone (two phones total). She refused to give them up, saying "if they aren't broke, why fix them?" and felt she had no business pleading with the phone company to lower her rate. I called Bell personally, asking why the heck they are ripping my grandma off for all these years. I told them in all, she has payed over $1800 per phone over the last 30 years. They agreed that it was expensive, and decided to let her keep the phones at no additional cost (gee, how nice).

    The sad thing is, they still work...

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  74. true story from ex-Lucent employee by LadyNymphaea · · Score: 1

    I worked in accounts receivable for Lucent back in 1998, dealing with small business accounts. It's simply amazing how many of these business customers never bothered reading their bills. The only thing we found effective on getting customers to stop leasing or paying maintenance contracts on old, outdated equipment (including rotary phones) was by raising the monthly rate to the point where the customer would call in. We'd point them over to sales and ask them if they'd prefer to buy the equipment they already had (I have no idea what they were charged, if anything), upgrade to a new system, or continue the lease.

    Surprisingly, there were customers who chose to continue the overpriced lease on outdated equipment.

    I also encountered a few cases where some customer or another would be paying maintenance fees on rotary phones, and then the company would finally get someone to look at the books or they'd rotate in a new IT person, and we'd get a call. "What's this? Maintenance on a rotary phone? We threw those out back in '89 when we moved." "I'm sorry, ma'am, I can remove it from the account but I can't refund the charges." I could see where they were coming from, but they should have been READING THE BILL for the past 10 years.

    I'd have to say that Avaya will probably get hit with a lot of the charges from this settlement, as Lucent doesn't really deal with telephones anymore...I worked for the division that later became Avaya. Of course, by that point, my contract was up and I was long gone, just like the rest of the permanent employees at our office.

    1. Re:true story from ex-Lucent employee by Vegeta99 · · Score: 2

      What do you expect? This is AMERICA! They're being sued because it wasn't in huge, giant 72point font on the front of the envelope in English, Spanish, French, German, Haitian, Slavic, Hindi, Chinese, etc etc. McDonald's was successfully sued because their fries have beef flavoring in them, and they didn't tell vegetarians (although the ingredients list STATES THAT). Some fatass is suing a bunch of chains because they "forced" him to feat fattening food.

  75. rotary phone savvy equipment by rottcodd · · Score: 1

    A couple of years ago, I brought a rotary phone into my office at my last college, and the phone system accepted my long distance authorization code!

  76. Buy or lease? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    When AT&T (now Qworst) offerred to let me buy my leased Western Electric rotary-dial phone in the early 80's, I did! Of all the phones I've ever owned, and that means dozens, it is the ONLY one that's been 100% trouble free. It needs no wall-wart or replacement Nicads to keep it running. I intend to keep it for as long as it remains compatible with the network.

    While I do feel sorry for those who've been paying those ridiculous monthly leases, buying the old, klunky, reliable WE phone was one of the best deals I've ever made.