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Shrinkwrapped Books

NortWind writes "I just saw this in the InfoWorld paper, in the "The Gripe Line" by Ed Foster. It describes how a "...book arrived wrapped in plastic with a shrinkwrap license on the front". Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse..." I wrote an essay about this a year or two ago.

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  1. Great, there goes more of our freedom by whirred · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why can't the government just look at what is going on and change things? And when I say change things, I don't mean adding new laws - REPEAL OLD ONES, AND STOP MAKING NEW ONES!!

    EULA books. EULA software. Companies being forced to sell PCs with Operating Systems. Giving private enterprises the rights to hack individuals that they suspect are pirating songs.

    STOP THE INSANITY!!! STOP IT!!!

    1. Re:Great, there goes more of our freedom by SirSlud · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'd make sure #1 was:

      Thou shalt not threaten litigation prior to having evidence of illegal activity by the defendant.

      The way I see it, ignorance of the law is exactly how these folks get away with it. Most people dont know theres no law that says these things are legally binding, so the threats themselves become the law. Making threats that are not backed up by law should be illegal, as one is simply plying on the fact that customers have 24 hours in their days, and we cannot all hire personal lawyers to vet the threats we are presented with every single day.

      You're not allowed to threaten somebody with their life; whats the difference if you threaten to make somebody so poor through litigation that their life would never be the same? I really dont see a functional difference unless you claim that having your wealth erased through litigation is infintesimally smaller a threat than ones life.

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    2. Re:Great, there goes more of our freedom by Skyshadow · · Score: 4, Informative
      Might I recommend a course of action?

      http://www.eff.org
      http://aclu.org/

      Just kicking an issue around a message board never solved anything. If you feel strongly about it, dollars really do speak louder than words -- you really don't need to donate a lot of money.

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    3. Re:Great, there goes more of our freedom by Stonehand · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Apathy.

      If individual citizens paid more attention to politics, voted more based on those, contacted their representatives with informed well-written arguments, and contributed more to campaigns, they'd get more attention paid to them.

      Votes and attention are worth more than dollars to a politician since you can't outright buy a seat. However, running /is/ expensive, so if the proles don't care (withholding many possible votes, while many others fall simply due to inherited party affiliations...) that much but businesses and other groups care -- who do you think will be listened to?

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    4. Re:Great, there goes more of our freedom by cyclist1200 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just think of the US Code as a kind of unabridged Rules of Acquisition.

    5. Re:Great, there goes more of our freedom by crawling_chaos · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Thou shalt not threaten litigation prior to having evidence of illegal activity by the defendant.

      Look up the Barratry statutes in your jurisdiction and you'll find this is already there. It's a disbarrable offense for a lawyer to engage in that kind of conduct.

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      You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.
      -- Colonel Adolphus Busch
    6. Re:Great, there goes more of our freedom by SirSlud · · Score: 2

      Ah, thankee. So the question I get from that is, what constitutes a threat? Is that stupulated? Where is the line drawn between using the worlds "behaviour X is prohibited" and "behaviour X will result in us suing you"?

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      "Old man yells at systemd"
    7. Re:Great, there goes more of our freedom by realdpk · · Score: 2

      Sometimes you have to stop looking at things so cynically (I know from personal experience this is hard).

      Governments also side with big business because big business employs people. Maybe not as many as you want them to but there are still a lot of paychecks written out by big business.

    8. Re:Great, there goes more of our freedom by crawling_chaos · · Score: 2

      As someone else has noted, enforcement of the statute is usually left to the state Bar Assoctiation, which is a case of the fox watching the henhouse. On the other hand, making enough of a stink about it, such that the incident makes the papers, usually gets some action. I think the lawyers realize that they could be playing out the final scenes from Frankenstein at any time.

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      You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.
      -- Colonel Adolphus Busch
    9. Re:Great, there goes more of our freedom by limivore · · Score: 2, Insightful

      employed, eh? Like a farmer employs it's cattle.

      Tho the farmer feeds and houses the cattle the farmer is NOT the cattles' friend.

      It's war. It's economics. It's the jungle. Same now as it was a million years ago. Elaborated, obfusticated and perhaps even refined to bring us all a more peaceful and profitable suicide but still just as red in tooth and claw.

    10. Re:Great, there goes more of our freedom by AndyChrist · · Score: 2

      That's bullshit. The right has ideologies, just as much as the left.

      The christian right is all about ideology. What possible interest could a christian have in whether I pray or not? They're just looking for agreement with their ideology.

      Same with libertarians. If libertarians got their way, and we treated our decidedly non-free markets as though they WERE really free markets, it would be disaster. (Libertarians have such a simplistic idea of how the economy works I consider the extreme types to be just as insane as out-and-out communists)

    11. Re:Great, there goes more of our freedom by Rakarra · · Score: 2
      I'm afraid that I must disagree with you, partially on religious grounds. If I may invoke a quote:
      Give to everyone who begs from you, and do not refuse anyone who wants to borrow from you. -- Mattew 5:42, NRSV

      Hey, I like giving and charities, I give to them myself. But forcing people to give to charity isn't "giving," it's having your money stolen. There's a big moral difference there.

    12. Re:Great, there goes more of our freedom by Rakarra · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Governments also side with big business because big business employs people. Maybe not as many as you want them to but there are still a lot of paychecks written out by big business.

      And yet it's the small businesses that employ and drive our economy much more than the big businesses. Yet small businesses don't get much more say than individuals.

    13. Re:Great, there goes more of our freedom by crawling_chaos · · Score: 2
      Well, misconduct at sea is the second definition of barratry at the 'Lectric Law Library, after this one:

      BARRATRY - The practice of instituting groundless judicial proceedings - a crime in a number of jurisdictions.

      In old law French barat, baraterie, signifying robbery, deceit, fraud. In modern usage it may be defined as the habitual moving, exciting and maintaining suits and quarrels, either at law or otherwise.

      A man cannot be indicted as a common barrator in respect of any number of false and groundless actions brought in his own right, nor for a single act in right of another; for that would not make him a common barrator.

      Barratry, in this sense, is different from maintenance and champerty.

      An attorney cannot be indicted for this crime merely for maintaining another in a groundless action.

      That only took 5 minutes of Googling. It was the second hit, after the definition at dictionary.com, which also lists the maritime offense as a second definition.

      Hope that clears up any confusion. Of course, I've got a feeling that posted based on the theory of "if you can't be smart, at least be a smart-ass," but you never can tell.

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      You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.
      -- Colonel Adolphus Busch
    14. Re:Great, there goes more of our freedom by greenrd · · Score: 2
      Ah, when you put it that way, I don't have such a problem. I think in theory the government should not go beyond its constitutional mandates without passing an amendment - in practice that's difficult to achieve.

  2. Of course it was shrink-wrapped by wackybrit · · Score: 4, Funny

    "...book arrived wrapped in plastic with a shrinkwrap license on the front"

    That's how most mail-order porn mags arrive. It means the seller can accept returns that are still wrapped and be confident the pages aren't stained with jizz. Retailers of regular fiction don't suffer from this problem.

  3. Without reading the actual article.... by elhondo · · Score: 4, Funny

    You mean Harlan Ellison has a new book out?

  4. Terms by ThereIsNoSporkNeo · · Score: 5, Funny

    By opening this shrink-wrap you agree to the terms and conditions of the agreement.

    To see the agreement, open the book to page 1.

    For technical assistance call 724-987-1192, however, by calling this number you release us from any obligation of helping you.

    Thank you and have a good day.

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    With my dying breath, I curse Zoidberg!
  5. Some Java books are even worse by GGardner · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Some Sun Java books, notably, the Java Language Specification, are even worse -- the license isn't in the shrinkwrap, it's printed in small print on an early page. I bet most people haven't even noticed it -- at least you notice a shrinkwrap license for a microsecond before it gets tossed.

    1. Re:Some Java books are even worse by chris_mahan · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There is no law that says that you have to read "every single page" of a book you buy. You just say: I skipped those pages (I had a headache or something) They're going to ask why you skipped them, and you'll say: "It looked boring" to which there is of course no reply, because that would be the go-awful truth.

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    2. Re:Some Java books are even worse by Sloppy · · Score: 2

      Then it's not a license. It's just fantasy literature about the kind of world that Sun wishes they were in.

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  6. Trash it by ch-chuck · · Score: 5, Informative

    If the license agreement was to be taken seriously, he either had to go to the trouble of trying to ship the book back or he had to become an Omnicare customer somehow.

    I'd just trash it and forget it. It's illegal to send unsolicited items and then try to collect for it - just because they slap a boilerplate on something that arrives unsolicited in your mail you can still just treat it like any bulk business mail, crapcan it. All they are claiming ownership rights to is the contents. If you want to get in a moral quandrary over it, or become play the OmniCare game that's fine too.

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    1. Re:Trash it by GeorgeNorton · · Score: 5, Informative

      In the UK it is illegal under The Unsolicited Goods and Services Act 1971 :

      "UNSOLICITED GOODS AND SERVICES ACT
      The Unsolicited Goods and Services Act 1971 is designed to prevent traders charging for goods you have not ordered. If you receive something unsolicited, this law states that you are under no obligation to return it. All you need do is keep it for six months or just one month if you contact the supplier. If a trader demands payment for unsolicited goods, he is guilty of a criminal offence." - BBC

  7. Postal Code covers this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Anything that is mailed unsolicited to a person belongs to that person. Period. The postal code is extremely clear on this point.

    There used to be a lot of scams where companies would send products to people along with a bill, figuring that enough people would pay to make it worth it. For one thing, the company did not provide return postage, so any return would be at the customer's expense.

    Each and every one of those doctors now owns the book that was sent to them. I suggest they throw away the shrinkwrap, and use them for doorstops.

    1. Re:Postal Code covers this by Skyshadow · · Score: 3, Informative
      You must make reasonable efforts to return the product to the shipper, such as marking "refused" on the outside of the package and placing it back in your mailbox.

      Interesting, but also completely, 100% untrue.

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    2. Re:Postal Code covers this by Kierthos · · Score: 2, Informative

      And you do realize that federal law trumps state law in most, if not all cases, yes? The Post Office, bloated, inefficient organization is it, has it right. If someone sends something to you unsolicited, it's yours, gratis, free, no charge.

      The only possible way out for anyone vending this kind of thing is if they sent it to you by mistake, but in the story's case of the doctor getting the pharmacy tome, that's clearly not the case.

      Kierthos

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    3. Re:Postal Code covers this by jshine · · Score: 2, Informative

      Also irrelevant. In the US, federal laws trump state ones. Check the constitution, Article VI:

      "This Constitution, and the Laws of the United States which shall be made in Pursuance thereof; and all Treaties made, or which shall be made, under the Authority of the United States, shall be the supreme Law of the Land; and the Judges in every State shall be bound thereby, any Thing in the Constitution or Laws of any State to the Contrary notwithstanding."

    4. Re:Postal Code covers this by Xenopax · · Score: 2

      Awhile back a roommate of mine started to get TV Guide in the mail, though he claimed he never ordered it. So he felt completely right in keeping it since it was unsoliciated. Well, after so much time (I forget how long), he started to get bills for it, and he just threw them out since he was "right".

      Well, after so long they threatened to turn his account over to a collection agency, and he finally broke down and called them and told them he never ordered TV Guide and challenged them to prove that he did. They responded by telling him when he signed up for such-and-such contest (he put his address in a million forms on the web, trying to get free stuff) he agreed to a subscription of TV Guide. He then sheepishly wrote them a check and canceled his subscription.

      Just thought I'd share a funny story.

    5. Re:Postal Code covers this by SlugLord · · Score: 2, Informative

      Errr, postal code is federal law...

    6. Re:Postal Code covers this by DoctorFrog · · Score: 2

      No, you just own the CD it came on. Anyway, why would you want that software? All it's good for is connecting you to a lousy service that you will then have to pay to use.

  8. Re:Too Bad... by ThereIsNoSporkNeo · · Score: 2

    In other news, AOL has decided to start charging for their CDs. Every person who recieved a CD that was not sent back with a carefully worded description of why the reciever did not want it will be charged $12. These effects will be calculated for the last 3 years. Expect your bill soon.

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    With my dying breath, I curse Zoidberg!
  9. article talks about an unsolicited mailed book by j-beda · · Score: 2

    I think thta in this particular instance there is some conflict with the postal laws and the shrink wrap license. Unsolicited mail sent to a person is considered a gift and as such is the property of the recipient. If you own the book, wraper, paper, etc. I wonder how it could be argued that you are subject to any shrink wrap license terms? Just because the paperwork claims that the book is owned by someone else does not make it so.

    1. Re:article talks about an unsolicited mailed book by arkanes · · Score: 2
      He would still be bound by whatever is in that shrinkwrap license as if he had bought the book in a store.

      Which is to say, not bound at all (in the case of a book).

    2. Re:article talks about an unsolicited mailed book by j-beda · · Score: 2
      He would still be bound by whatever is in that shrinkwrap license

      I don't think so. Someone cannot send you something in the mail that then requires you to do something in a specific manner. The license requires that if you do not accept it that you return it, and I would think that that requirement at least cannot be imposed upon someone just because they received something in the mail.

      The AOL disks are different in that the lisence does not restrict you from using it in the manner you would use it if you bought it in a store. You are allowed to run the programs on the disk. And for that matter you are allowed to toss the disk in the trash or hang it from your christmas tree if you want.

  10. Go to a college bookstore. by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 5, Informative

    Books for classes have been doing this for years. Some have shrinkwrap licenses, though most have software that generally gets unused in the class, but is just there to make resale of the book harder. It's starting a mini-cottage industry of small booksellers that don't care about the license and will buy and sell the used book no matter what, as opposed to the large campus store that needs to comply with the bookseller's corporate "licensing" terms.

    1. Re:Go to a college bookstore. by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
      "It's starting a mini-cottage industry of small booksellers that don't care about the license and will buy and sell the used book no matter what, as opposed to the large campus store that needs to comply with the bookseller's corporate "licensing" terms."

      I have tried dealing with these guys. They only gave me about ~10% of what I paid for the new book. I can easily get up to 90% of what I paid or even more that 100% if I bought the book used when you sell directly to other students.

      I think that what's described in your post is the natural action of the market. The problem is the governments are 'stepping in' and are being paid (bribed) by the big companies to make stupid laws to prop up the corrupt business model. This seems to be happening in industries for music, movies, and now books. It makes me sick.

    2. Re:Go to a college bookstore. by bcrowell · · Score: 2
      I'm a college professor, and we just went through this with a physics book we've been using for a while. Previously, the book had been available simply as a book, or in shrinkwrapped versions that came with other stuff, like a workbook. Well as of this semester, all the versions are shrinkwrapped. I don't think it has anything to do with a license. The publisher just doesn't accept returns of shrinkwrapped books. Since all versions of this book are now shrinkwrapped, they don't have to accept any returns. That means the bookstore is stuck with any copies they don't sell.

      Well, we decided this was crazy, so we talked to the bookstore, and they found someone who would wholesale them a bunch of used copies of the previous edition. We're not buying new ones from the publisher anymore.

  11. Maybe some straw will help break the camel's back? by Lumpish+Scholar · · Score: 4, Informative

    Shrinkwrapped licenses for books are clearly a violation of the doctrine of first sale (you do not own the rights to distribute the content of a book, but you completely own your copy of the the physical book, and may distribute that any way you please).

    Each new insult is also one more bit of evidence that fair use is threatened. If this goes on -- and if we keep writing Congress, etc., every time it happens -- at some point, maybe things will be so visibly out of hand that there'll be serious public pressure to swing the pendulum back.

    It won't happen by itself, but I cling to a shred of hope, no matter how thin. (Giving into despair doesn't help; think of hope as a modified Pascal's Wager.)

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  12. Bulshit license. by ivan256 · · Score: 5, Informative

    The book came unsolicited in the mail. The only rights the person who sent it may have are what is afforded by standard copyright. The physical object, the book, belongs to the recipient to use in a fair manner consistant with the local copyright laws no matter what the meaningless piece of paper says. They cannot give themselves the right to take the book away at a later date. The stuff about not being able to share the information with anybody is crap too.

    Basically this is an article about a publisher being stupid and wasting paper; probably not nearly as much paper as the company that publishes "Internet Explorer for Dummies," so if you want to harrass somebody, you'd be better off harassing them.

    1. Re:Bulshit license. by Tony · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's not an article about a publisher being stupid and wasting paper; it's about the glacial creeping of an intellectual property mindset that is slowly eroding our rights.

      In society, things change slowly. Early in any major change, there are harbingers; this is one. Years ago we would never have given serious thought to shrink-wrap agreements in software, since they did not hold any real legal weight; now, because of UCITA, they do have legal backing in some states.

      Just because it seems ridiculous now doesn't mean it will remain ridiculous. Obvously, *some*one is taking it seriously enough to attempt it. Our only hope it to nip this in the bud, and maybe roll back UCITA at the same time.

      Otherwise, we will only take it seriously after it is too late.

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      Microsoft is to software what Budweiser is to beer.
    2. Re:Bulshit license. by Arandir · · Score: 2

      This is how the whole mess in software licensing started.

      First software licenses were placed on the inside of the box. But that was absurd, so they were then placed on the outside of the box. But that still wasn't legally binding. So they displayed the license during install. But there still was no indication of acceptance, so they resorted to click-wrap. Now the general consensus among lawyers (not the public) is that click wrap is every bit as binding as those twenty signatures you need to on a mortgage contract.

      But all through this process no one ever stopped to stay "hey, isn't the whole concept of licensing consumer software stupid?"

      Now it's starting with books. Some lawsuit is going to occur, one side or the other will win, and the entire concept of licensing books is going to be validated.From that point onward we are screwed.

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      A Government Is a Body of People, Usually Notably Ungoverned
    3. Re:Bulshit license. by ivan256 · · Score: 2

      The difference is that legally we've already figured out how books work. We've made special laws that deal with it. With software it was new territory, but with books this isn't "starting out". The rights you have when you own a book are already well documented.

      Besides, the idea of licensing software isn't stupid. The fact that people will agree to any licence that's put in front of them is what's stupid. You don't accept the AOL software license because an AOL CD showed up in your mailbox. It works the same way as with the book. You can do whatever you want with the bits on the disk as long as you don't violate the copyright (or any of the new laws that apply to software, but not to books), and you don't execute and then click through the part that contains the license agreement.

    4. Re:Bulshit license. by ivan256 · · Score: 2

      First of all, with most more expensive software it is easy to obtain a copy of the license agreement before you purchase the software.

      Secondly, the inability to return software is a choice of the retailer, and if you are bound by this restriction perhaps you should choose a different one. There are plenty of software stores that allow returns even after the software has been opened.

    5. Re:Bulshit license. by aminorex · · Score: 2

      > it's about the glacial creeping of an intellectual
      > property mindset that is slowly eroding our
      > rights.

      My rights remain undamaged, because they are
      absolute, intrinsic, and endowment of my creator.
      Your rights may be derived from consensus reality
      or political correctness, or a system of governance,
      in which case they are prone to profound erosion
      in the stormy seas of commerce and corruption.
      Indeed, your right to exist might be terminated
      quite abruptly by the stroke of a presidential
      pen, painting you as an "enemy combatant".
      My ability to enforce my rights does, however,
      correlate very clearly with the extent of your
      rights, so perhaps we can make common cause.

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    6. Re:Bulshit license. by Patrik+Nordebo · · Score: 2

      If a publisher can't depend on people honouring intellectual property rights, why would they be able to depend on people honouring the terms of a contract? It's already illegal to violate copyright, a contract is not necessary. The only reason to add a contract would be to impose further restrictions not covered by copyright, such as claiming the book does not belong to the buyer or preventing the buyer from spreading information about the contents of the book.

  13. zerg by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 2

    Identify the fucking book, and don't buy it. If you feel like it, call up the publisher, tell them why you're not buying the book, then hang up.

    Even if it's a textbook you need for a class, don't buy it.

    ...

    Look at me, I'm a big boy I can read an article!

    The book was unsolicited! My God, it's like spam! "By opening this email, you agree to buy this all natural penis enlarging formula, this is not spam."

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    1. Re:zerg by Rakarra · · Score: 2
      Which is all the more annoying when you don't have a penis to enlarge.

      I received a spam email the other night advertising a penis enlarger "for men only." I'm glad they're trying to avoid confusion by clarifying the matter.

  14. License on the Front? by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 2

    I always open my books from the back....

    I like to see if the butler really did it.

    I guess I never got a chance to see the license :)

  15. Totally unenforcable by debest · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There is nothing in Copyright Law that would lend any ability for a publisher of a book to enforce this. Heck, clickthru licences for software are only made legally enforceable by UCITA in the USA, and that's been passed in, what, 1 or 2 states so far?

    So far, the only thing that keeps people obeying the terms of EULAs is that publishers generally have more and better lawyers than the users of their content. The fear of getting dragged to court is what forces any compliance.

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  16. More similarities by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you buy the US edition, the cover locks closed in Europe, and visa versa.

  17. Found the listing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    It is Title 39, United States Code, Section 3009:

    http://www.usps.com/websites/depart/inspect/merc h. htm

  18. Here's the text by doublem · · Score: 4, Informative

    Another one bites the ./ dust:

    wget is a wonderful thing:

    The Gripe Line
    Ed Foster
    Open with caution

    I SUPPOSE IT was inevitable. With sneakwrap terms showing up in everything from charity Web sites to pornographic spam, it was just a matter of time. Books with shrinkwrap license agreements have arrived.

    The first report of this phenomena to The Gripe Line came a few months ago when a reader who is a physician received an unsolicited tome in the mail entitled Geriatric Pharmaceutical Care Guidelines, 2002 Edition, from Omnicare. "This book arrived wrapped in plastic with a shrinkwrap license on the front," the doctor wrote. "It plainly says that by breaking the seal you agree to the terms of the license and if you don't agree you should return the book unopened. Is this what software licensing has led us to? This license says the book remains the property of Omnicare. Will they come up with a way to remotely disable the book if someone else reads it?"

    The doctor obligingly faxed me a copy of the license, and I saw that it was indeed a sneakwrap agreement worthy of Microsoft or VeriSign. "In the event that you do not agree with any terms of this agreement you should promptly return the material unopened to your local Omnicare pharmacy," it read in bold letters near the top.

    The license was nontransferable and would "terminate immediately if the Licensee or his or her employer ceased to be an Omnicare customer." And although the Omnicare "Guidelines are intended only to provide guidance as to which pharmaceutical products Omnicare believes to be most effective" the "licensee" was nonetheless prohibited from disclosing any of the information in the book to third parties.

    It struck me that this license put the doctor in an awkward position. As far as he knew, neither he nor any of the other doctors in his office (most of whom had received their own copies the book) were Omnicare customers, and he did not know where his "local Omnicare pharmacy" might be. Even if he wanted to keep the book, as a non-Omnicare customer the license prohibited him from doing so. And since Omnicare claimed to retain ownership of his copy, he couldn't destroy it either. If the license agreement was to be taken seriously, he either had to go to the trouble of trying to ship the book back or he had to become an Omnicare customer somehow.

    The doctor wondered if Omnicare was trying to make him feel obligated to them. "Sometimes my less-than-favorite charities send me greeting cards or stickers or a writing instrument in the mail," the doctor noted. "They are hoping to provoke enough sense of obligation in me to extract a contribution, but legally I am not required to acknowledge, or pay for, or return, or refrain from using what they send. So what is my obligation when sent an unsolicited book? Am I legally required not to use it or to return it if I don't agree with the sender's intended use?"

    So just what was Omnicare's purpose in putting a classic shrinkwrap agreement (it was even printed in small, poorly-contrasted type) on a book that was clearly intended to promote use of the company's pharmaceutical products? I hoped Omnicare officials might have a simple explanation, but if they did, they decided not to share it with me. After two months of going back and forth with their public relations staff, I did not even get an answer on the basic question of what a noncustomer was supposed to do with the book.

    While I was waiting in vain for answers from Omnicare, though, I heard from another reader with a shrinkwrapped book. Interestingly enough, he was also a doctor, but his book was a membership directory published by a medical society. I'm not going to identify the organization, partly because my deadline didn't allow them much time to respond to my questions and partly because their license was much less restrictive than Omnicare's. But their spokesperson was also unable to offer any explanations for why they felt it necessary to attach a license agreement to that book.

    As I thought about it, however, it occurred to me that it doesn't really matter why we're suddenly seeing these books in the medical field with shrinkwrap licenses. Perhaps the publishers have good reasons for using them, perhaps they don't. But if someone wants to slap some legalese of dubious merit on the front of a book, why shouldn't they? Software publishers have been doing it for years, after all, so it only seems fair that publishers of other forms of intellectual property should have the same right to try to put restrictions on how customers use their products.

    And, if there's no real justification for prohibiting book publishers from doing what software publishers do, how can we draw the line even at products containing intellectual property? Perhaps lamps will soon come with fine print legalese on the inside of the lampshade banning them from being resold at yard sales without the manufacturer's permission. And tearing that tag off your mattress really will bring the police pounding on your door.

    Last week we talked about how we've already lost some of the basic rights we used to enjoy under traditional interpretations of copyright law. Loaning a book to a friend is not yet one of them, but who knows how much longer we'll be able to say that. Today we might still reasonably expect that any sane judge would just laugh if someone tried to get him or her to enforce a license such as Omnicare's limited-use license agreement. We must remember though that there are very powerful forces in this country working to give all sneakwrap agreements the full force of a binding contract. Next week we'll pay them another visit.

    Have you received any sneakwrap agreements on books or other products? Write to Ed Foster, InfoWorld's reader advocate. You can reach him at gripe@infoworld.com.

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  19. Hmmmmm..... by GeneralEmergency · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The license was nontransferable and would "terminate immediately if the Licensee or his or her employer ceased to be an Omnicare customer." And although the Omnicare "Guidelines are intended only to provide guidance as to which pharmaceutical products Omnicare believes to be most effective" the "licensee" was nonetheless prohibited from disclosing any of the information in the book to third parties.



    Wouldn't the Doctor's patients be considered "Third Parties" in this scenario?

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    1. Re:Hmmmmm..... by flonker · · Score: 2

      IANAL, but, as a programmer,...

      "terminate immediately if the Licensee or his or her employer ceased to be an Omnicare customer."

      "The licensee or his or her employer" is not and never was an "Omincare customer". Therefore, they never "ceased to be an Omnicare customer", and hence, the license will not terminate due to this condition.

      Also, if the license terminates, doesn't that mean that it no longer applies; you are no longer bound by it?

  20. High cost of malpractice insurance by Paul+the+Bold · · Score: 3, Funny
    This would be a great way for physicians to avoid the high cost of malpractice insurance. They could simply force us to agree to a shrinkwrap license before filling out forms at the office. Furthermore, they could increase sales by forbidding any discussion of the remedy. What a wonderful thing for society!



    Disclaimer: The preceeding argument should have been reducto ad absurdum. By reading the above comment, you agree to not post any flames. Furthermore, you may not read the comment out loud, nor can you discuss it in any forum (eg. Slashdot) without prior written permission by the author. You may also not correct the spelling or improper use of Latin phrases present in this disclaimer. If you do not agree to these terms, you must destroy all copies that may have been made, including the imprint on your retina. Terms enforced where prohibited by law.

    1. Re:High cost of malpractice insurance by Arandir · · Score: 2

      Funny, that's exactly how the software industry works.

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    2. Re:High cost of malpractice insurance by isorox · · Score: 2

      The preceeding argument should have been reducto ad absurdum. By reading the above comment, you agree to not post any flames.

      Fuck you, you are a retard.

      Now sue me ;)

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    3. Re:High cost of malpractice insurance by unicron · · Score: 2

      Or the Itchy and Scratchy disclamier that comes AFTER the damn cartoon:

      "The cartoon you just watched contained scenes of extreme violence, and should not have been viewed by children."

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  21. Only logical. by Skyshadow · · Score: 4, Insightful
    If you're going to make information an ownable commodity, this sort of thing is bound to happen over a long enough timeline.

    The really insideous part of this is that, in order to protect strictly financial interests, copyright barrons like Disney and Microsoft and the politicians they (let's be honest) bribe with large campaign contributions have pushed us to a place where information and knowledge can be proprietary and restricted in a way that hasn't been feasible since the invention of the printing press.

    To protect profits from Britney's new crappy CD, these companies have harkened in a world where information can be (at least in theory) totally controlled. Naturally, the fact that this is completely hostile to the basic presumptions of democracy is completely peripheral -- next we'll have printing of bills restricted, politicians suing to keep the gaffes in their public releases supressed under the auspices of the DMCA and an even more uninformed public.

    Hopefully, this sort of thing will spur some sort of public outrage at it progresses, pushing the pendulum back the other way -- it'll happen eventually. The question is how far things will have to go before Joe and Jane Sixpack start to give a shit.

    In the mean time, might I suggest a contribution to the ACLU or EFF? Remember that the RIAA, MPAA and other four-letter-orgs-'o-evil have to spend to overcome common sense, where those of us on the "right" side don't, so your $25 contribution means a lot.

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  22. Unsolicited merchandise? by Ldir · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I don't have a reference, but I understood that there is a long-standing legal doctrine that recipients of unsolicited merchandise have no obligation whatsoever. Am I off base, or has this changed? According to the column, this doctor may not even have the right to throw the book away.

    When one buys a product with a shrink-wrap license, the vendor can at least claim the customer made a decision to acquire it. This new scam is beyond outrageous.

  23. Licensed Books are not New by em.a18 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Books that comes with a license are NOT new. It's not at all unusual to receive books of documentation when one signs a non-disclosure agremeent (NDA). That's not the unusual part.

    There are two new aspects to this idea. I'm not a lawyer, so perhaps the more legal minded can answer these.

    First, can I attach a shrinkwap license to anything? It seems well accepted for software. But what about apples? Can I enforce a shrinkwrap agreement that says you won't sell the apple to somebody else?

    Second, are you bound by a shrink wrap license one receives unsolicited through the mail? One is *not* bound to return anything or even acknowledge merchandise that one receives unsolicitied through the mail.

    1. Re:Licensed Books are not New by markmoss · · Score: 4, Informative

      IANAL, but one aspect is quite simple. No you cannot attach a shrink-wrapped license to a book that is purchased in the normal way. You bought it, you own it, you can sell it, loan it, read it, or use it for toilet paper. That's called "first sale doctrine", and IIRC the court cases establishing it were in the 1920's. (Note that a shrink-wrap license saying simply that you cannot duplicate the book would be legal, but redundant. Copyright law already says that.)

      No one's tried that with apples, but I expect the same rule would apply. The one place shrink-wrap licenses currently might hold up in court is on software. The software vendor's argument is that the user owns the CD and the copy of the software on it, but to use the software you have to make copies (to your hard drive, then from HD to RAM), and this violates the copyright act unless it is done under the license from the vendor. Counterarguments (1) When I read a book, a copy of the text is created in my neurons. Furthermore, I once recited Tolkien's short story "Farmer Giles of Ham" from memory to my little sister, creating a secondary copy in her head. Congress did not intend to outlaw that, nor require that I get a license from the publisher to read the book or tell the story. I don't think they intended to outlaw copies of software created in the course of normal use, either. (2) Many of these licenses now contain unconscionable provisions.

      The NDA is something else again. You signed a contract before you could get the book. It may specify that you don't own the book, you just get to look at it for a while. And quite obviously, if NDA's are to have any force at all, they must be able to prevent you from reselling the documents. But as I said, this is a contract agreed to before the documents are sent to you, not a surprise after purchase.

      The medical directory _might_ come under the a similar exception as the NDA - assuming it was a sort of membership list for an organization of doctors, you have to join the organization to get it, and one of the bylaws you agreed to when you got your membership was that you don't let outsiders get the membership list...

      A shrink wrap license on unsolicited merchandise goes beyond these precedents in some ways. For sure they cannot require you to spend time or money trying to return the item. You can certainly toss it in the dumpster unopened. You can use those AOL CD's as frisbies, coasters, and skeet targets without bothering to read the EULA. However, you connect to AOL and you are using their service, so you'd better check out what you are contracting to do in return.

      Beyond that, would first sale apply when there wasn't any sale? I'd figure that, since postal regulations say unsolicited merchandise is your property, you've got the same freedom with that book that you do with a book yuu just bought from Barnes and Noble. The doctor should even be able to auction it on e-bay - but if they sue, his legal fees to establish that right are going to make his malpractice insurance look cheap!

    2. Re:Licensed Books are not New by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "First, can I attach a shrinkwap license to anything? It seems well accepted for software. But what about apples? Can I enforce a shrinkwrap agreement that says you won't sell the apple to somebody else?"

      I think an apple is a bad example, because unlike a book, you can 'use' an apple only one time. Once it is consumed, you can't resell it to someone else. (At least not very easily.)

      A book can be resold and 'consumed' again, thus bringing up 'questions' about the rules of reselling.

    3. Re:Licensed Books are not New by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The software vendor's argument is that the user owns the CD and the copy of the software on it, but to use the software you have to make copies (to your hard drive, then from HD to RAM), and this violates the copyright act unless it is done under the license from the vendor.

      If that's their best argument, then they don't have a leg to stand on: 17 USC 117(a)(1).

      Even if that law weren't there, I agree with you that it would be ridiculous if incidental copying needed to use your own copy would violate the law. That would probably be enough to get any EULA tossed out, assuming you could find a judge who still believes in the original intent of copyright.

    4. Re:Licensed Books are not New by Lonath · · Score: 2

      Then licenses could apply to all digital media. Why not e-books? Copyright gives you the right to make enough copies of the digital media to use it. Licenses are BS addons that companies use to control you.

      If it's valid for software and E-books then why not for regular books? Copyright gives you just as much right to use both things.

      By this logic, you could sell a book with a lock on it and tell people that they have to go to a website and agree to a license to get a key to unlock the book to read it. If you broke the lock, you would be violating the big bad anti-circumvention laws out there. I expect this sort of crap to come to pass. It's probably time to decide how much stupid shit you're willing to take before you go to jail to become a drain on the system.

    5. Re:Licensed Books are not New by dillon_rinker · · Score: 2

      ...it would be ridiculous if incidental copying needed to use your own copy would violate the law

      This was the situation once upon a time...I forget exactly when the law was changed; seems like the late seventies but it might have been the early eighties. I'm in the USA, BTW.

    6. Re:Licensed Books are not New by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:

      A book can be resold and 'consumed' again, thus
      ... demonstrating why "intellectual property" is to "property" as "fool's gold" is to "gold".
    7. Re:Licensed Books are not New by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:

      You already get it with many items like candy - if you buy a huge bag of candy, often each piece will have "not for resale" written on it.

      I heard, a while back, that there's a reason for that, and it's not to keep you from reselling the candy. The issue is, the candy is "not intended" for resale: meaning that the maker doesn't have to provide all the nutritional information on each and every pack. They can put it on the big pack and satisfy their obligation.


      Now, I don't know if a store is obligated to provide nutritional information on things they sell. So maybe (or maybe not) the store would get hassled for selling the smaller packages. But the candy maker is in the clear.

    8. Re:Licensed Books are not New by Artifex · · Score: 2

      I think an apple is a bad example, because unlike a book, you can 'use' an apple only one time. Once it is consumed, you can't resell it to someone else. (At least not very easily.)

      But what about the apple's seeds?

      Did someone say... Monsanto?

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  24. Re:A circumvention by Kierthos · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Okay, let me see. Assume that I am a doctor. OmniCare sends me one of these hefty tomes. I see the sticker on the front mentioning the shrinkwrap license, unwrap the book, read the license, shrug and toss the book in a dumpster on my way to lunch.

    1) How can OmniCare prove it was me who opened it? (They can't.)

    2) How can they prove it even arrived unless they send it certified mail? (They really can't.)

    3) How can they prove that I unwrapped the book? (Again, they can't.)

    Seems to me that they (OmniCare) is going to extreme lengths in order to try and ensure that the doctors who receive these books keep them. Big deal. I could always use another doorstop.

    Kierthos

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  25. Re:"Phenomena" is plural; singular is "phenomenon" by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 2

    The writer may be an imbecile, but at least he is man enough to use his own name...

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  26. Unenforceable, not illegal by coyote-san · · Score: 5, Informative

    It is perfectly legal for somebody to send you something with the suggestion that you return money in exchange. In fact, that's protected by the First Amendment, which is why it's so hard to make some companies to take you off their mailing list.

    But if they try to collect money from you in exchange for the goods (or demand you send it back at your expense) by claiming that a contract exists, that's unenforceable. There were some abusive practices in the 60s, and now this practice is explicitly named unenforceable.

    Of course, back then I think the problem was charities counting on guilt as much as anything else. Now it's outright scam artists sending unsolicited toner, fax supplies, etc., with overpriced POs. A tightly run company will have a single vendor and can tell them to shove off, but many companies will automatically pay low-value POs for office supplies.

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    1. Re:Unenforceable, not illegal by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 4, Informative

      Charities still do this every christmas - they send a bunch of cards with a letter that says 'if you keep these you owe us $10 otherwise send them back at your expense'. To which I respond 'bollocks, it's unsolicited mail & I have no sympathy for charities that try to scam me', then use the free cards to send to people.

    2. Re:Unenforceable, not illegal by PhB95 · · Score: 2, Informative

      At least here (France) that case would be clear. It has been many times stated in court that if any item is received unsollicited by mail, the recipient may at will:
      - refuse any kind of payment
      - refuse to return the object even if he gets payment for the postage from the sender
      - keep the article & pretend he has received nothing
      - drop the object in the waste
      So how would they know if I opened the shrinkwrap ? they can't yet come in my bedroom to look if I did, and hence, no license binds me even if I open it.
      So everyone can send me a gift, but of course its for free and *I* become the owner of it.

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    3. Re:Unenforceable, not illegal by Yottabyte84 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Leave it around for your cat to claw the shrinkwrap off.

  27. That's it. I give in. by ebbomega · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Since everybody seems to be jumping in on the trend, I'm going to start up a business. It's going to be a clothing store. However, before the customer buys the clothing, they have to sign a licensing agreement, saying that they will not wear the clothing every day of the week. Slowly but surely all other clothing lines will follow suit (pun unintended) so that eventually, the clothing industry will have the entire planet color-coordinated. Tuesday will be Green Day, and Thursday is to be Hawaiian Shirt Day.

    Naturally, Mondays will be black.

    Anybody caught wearing their clothing on the wrong day of the week will be reported to the Thought Pol^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HAuthorities and be detained for breaking copywrite violations.

    And everybody says that corporations aren't taking away our freedoms.

    Once again, this is another case of "You want ice cream. You need ice cream. Your existence is meaningless without ice cream."

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    1. Re:That's it. I give in. by M-2 · · Score: 2

      Oh, geez. Selling ice cream to the filthy worthless Earthenoids again, Zim?

    2. Re:That's it. I give in. by Arandir · · Score: 3, Insightful

      they have to sign a licensing agreement

      I have no problem with you refusing to sell the clothing without a signature. That's how they sell houses, and I've seen house deeds with even stranger provisions.

      The problem with this book, and the entire software industry, is that they sell or give you a product before you have agreed to any license or contract. Furthmore, they are claiming contractual agreement where none exists.

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    3. Re:That's it. I give in. by mc6809e · · Score: 2

      However, before the customer buys the clothing, they have to sign a licensing agreement, saying that they will not wear the clothing every day of the week.
      [snip]
      And everybody says that corporations aren't taking away our freedoms.


      Isn't your example a poor one? Your hypothetical customers are being asked to agree to certain terms and are not being forced. Your customers are giving up some freedoms volutarily to get the clothes. Giving up certain freedoms volutarily is different from having them taken isn't it?

      One important freedom is the freedom of two parties to make certain agreements (contracts) between themselves.

  28. I think there is something that usurps this by erroneus · · Score: 3, Informative

    If I recall correctly, isn't there a law that says no one can send you anything without your approval and that if they did, you cannot be bound by any terms to purchase regardless of what any print on the item might say?

    In short, if you recieve something in the mail, you have full rights to the article.

    This was put into effect when many magazine publishers would start sending magazines to a customer and later charge him for a subscription rate. I see no fundamental difference in this case.

    1. Re:I think there is something that usurps this by Peyna · · Score: 2

      Pretty much. I remember hearing in business law in high school that if someone sends you somethings in the mail that you did not ask for (and it was addressed to you.) It is considered a gift. They cannot subject to terms such as "you must now pay us $10 or return this." So, if they send you it, keep it, and ignore the license. It is a gift from them, and they are being very nice by letting you have it for free. =]

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  29. Misdirected mail by coyote-san · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's not absolute - you don't get to keep misdelivered mail. (E.g., that guy who got a prototype X-box a while back.) That includes things like the mail going into the wrong box, being sent to the wrong "J Smith", etc.

    But in these cases the sender has to cover the cost of pickup and re-delivery.

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  30. He should have sent it back with this . . . by Jaywalk · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Dear sir,


    I have long been interested in Omnicare products and had hoped this book would have assisted me in becoming a customer, however, since the licensing terms forbid me from reading it (not being a current Omnicare customer) I am returning the book to you unopened . . .

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  31. Actually as an employee of Omnicare... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    (not these are my thoughts only not those of ...)
    It's likely that the book had a CD with pharmacy related software (as that is one of the companies primary functions, provide drugs and the systems to control the distribution of said drugs).

    However, if it is just for the book and you didn't request/pay for it, simply trash the book. Who cares?

    1. Re:Actually as an employee of Omnicare... by Kierthos · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You don't even need to trash it. You can keep it for free, and the company can't bill you legally. Postal regulations.

      Kierthos

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    2. Re:Actually as an employee of Omnicare... by renehollan · · Score: 2
      HEY!

      If you can keep it for free due to postal regulations, I wonder if that could be interpreted to mean that the copyright on the content has also been transferred to you.

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  32. Re:So if me and my wife read a book b4 bed by Stoutlimb · · Score: 2

    http://www.omnicare.com

    Their contact e-mail is

    webadministrator@omnicare.com

    Flame away.

  33. charge a storage fee by dutky · · Score: 5, Interesting
    If I were to receive an unsolicited item bearing a restrictive license of this sort, I would immediately send an invoice and rental agreement to the licensor for weekly storage and handling of their merchandise at my location, payable within 15 days unless the licensor came to my location and retrieved the item forthwith. Failure to retrieve the item within 15 days would indicate acceptance of the rental agreement.

    Every month I would send a new invoice for the elapsed period, less payments, plus any late payment fees and interest.

    When the total amount owed exceeded the local small-claims limit, I would confiscate the licensors' property for auction and file suit to recover the debt.

  34. My Oh-Face by Photon+Ghoul · · Score: 2, Funny

    According to Lumburgh, Hawaiian shirt day is on Friday. You can wear jeans if you want.

  35. It doesnt matter... by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If the book was sent in the USA, and the reciever did not request it. Anything this Omnicare company tries to enforce is null and void. That book is the exclusive property of the persons who recieved it.

    I dont care what a scumbag lawyer writes or says.. if it goes against a federal law it's worthless drivel...

    Come to think of it, Most everything a lawyer says is drivel....

    nevermind.

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  36. Really? by ebbomega · · Score: 2

    Damn... I'm gonna have to sue his ass then for breaching my Clothing EULA with destructive intent... because, well, he's outright violating and distributing encouragement of violation of my license. That's harsh abuse of my signed EULA...

    Either that or I'll just install the superman III virus on their computer systems....

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  37. it's all about lawyers by Raiford · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The only profession that is benifiting more from technology than engineers and technologists are the lawyers

    All bad precedents begin with justifiable measures." - Julius Ceasar

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  38. So, here's how to screw them over by wowbagger · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Mark the book "Refused - return to sender", and put it back in the mail box. The USPS will return the book to the sender and charge them for doing so, thus costing the sender more money. Plus, they now have all these books to get rid of.

  39. Some uses for a shrink-licensed book by bpfinn · · Score: 2, Funny
    • Door Stop
    • Ballast
    • Booster Seat
    • Exhibit A
    • Kindling (watch those plastic fumes, tho)
  40. not unexpected by Dr.+Awktagon · · Score: 2

    This is inevitable. Anything with someone's "intellectual property" in it (i.e., pretty much everything you buy, in some cases a lot of the stuff you make yourself) is subject to this nonesense.

    Examples of shrink-licensable stuff:

    • Anything containing written words: books, magazines, computer code, etc.
    • Anything containing trademarked logos/sounds/etc or housed in distinctive trade dress: computers, cars, shoes, soft drink bottles, T-shirts with big corporate logos, etc.
    • Anything containing patented technology: ziploc bags, telephones, pens, pencils, lots of software, etc.

    So pretty much everything. All they have to do is hinge it on the fact that they never explicitly authorized you to display that trademark in public, or allowed you to use the patented pen in your place of business. Ignoring the fact that they actually sold it to you.

    The only recourse seems to be: don't buy it and hope that you can function in the world without it.

  41. Something kind of like this happened to me... by wowbagger · · Score: 4, Funny
    I started receiving an unsolicted magazine, "Home Mechanix". Ninty or more percent of the magazine was junk, so I'd just toss them.

    One day, I get a bill in the mail, saying I owed them for the subscription, and that if I didn't pay they'd forward it to Collections.

    I wrote back, informing them that
    1. I'd never subscribed for the magazine
    2. They were in violation of the US postal code
    3. If this ever showed up on any credit report of mine, I'd bring criminal charges of mail fraud against them as well as civil charges.


    <voice font="Jim Nabors">Sur-Prize Sur-Prize Sur-Prize!</voice> I got a mail back from them saying "Uhhh, we checked our records, and we can find no evidence you ever signed up for this. Our collections is purely internal, and never would have shown up on your report. We're sorry, please don't kill us!". I figure it was the old "send them crap and bill them" scam, and when they found out that I wasn't going to play, they backpedaled faster than BillG on Palladium being DRM....
  42. It's the Virus from Snowcrash! by sam_handelman · · Score: 2

    Just by reading something, you become infected!

    For example,
    By reading this book:

    You agree to subscribe unconditionally to the ideas contained therein (hence "those ideas"), without possibility of doubt. You agree not to criticise those ideas, publically or within your own mind, or to find in them any fault, including inconsistencies or errors of fact or of logic. You agree to subsrcibe unconditionally to any interpretation or alteration of those ideas put forth by the publisher, in the same fashion.

    You agree to incorporate those ideas into your world view, and that those ideas will be reflected in your activities within the public sphere, including but not limited to: voting, participation in public discourse, and donations to political causes, parties or campaigns.

    You agree that those ideas will be reflected in your decisions in the economic sphere, including but not limited to: choice of business associates, choice of place of employment and purchasing decisions, either on your own part or on behalf of any persons or corporate entity which you represent, in any capacity.

    You agree to engage in missionary activities to spread those ideas, and to encourage other persons who have not read this book and agreed to this license to do so, as directed by the publisher.

    You agree to assist in any way possible with the publisher's efforts to punish those who violate the terms of this license, as directed by the publisher, without regard to the legality or morality of the directives of the publisher. You agree not to even consider violating this license as a possibility. You agree never to disclose embarassing or legally compromising information about the publisher, even if compelled to do so in a court of law.

    You agree not to associate socially with those who do not ascribe to the ideas contained herein, except as necesarry to fulfill your obligations detailed previously.

    If you do not agree to the terms of this license, return the book, without reading it, along with a point by point refutation of all ideas contained therein, within 30 days of receipt.

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    1. Re:It's the Virus from Snowcrash! by Kredal · · Score: 2

      The last time I saw that license, was on my copy of Dianetics...

      tee hee.

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  43. Prophetic rms by PaxTech · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Stallman's Right to Read essay comes closer to becoming reality every day.

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  44. Two absurd scenarios by teetam · · Score: 3, Interesting
    There are two absurd scenarios to consider:
    1. A bonehead consumer buys (or gets hold of) a product and does something unintended with it. Then, he gets hold of a bunch of lawyers and sues the company for a lot of money for not "informing" the consumer about what should not be done with their product. I mean, doesn't everyone know that plastic bags are not toys and can cause suffocation if they held tightly over the head?
    2. Manufacturing companies, realizing that any product can be used in ways that can be harmful, fill their packing with warning labels and such, prepared with the help of a bunch of lawyers. People tend to ignore all these warnings because there are too many of them.

    When common sense goes out the window, what else is left but uncommon nonsense?

    In both scenarios, the only people who benefit are the lawyers.

    Something should be done to restore common sense in our daily lives. When you get a book, what you can do with the book should follow common sense and not be governed by some stupid license agreement. The recepient should not be able to sue the publisher if he tries to flush the book down and floods his own house. On the hand, the sender should not try and dictate what the consumer does with the book. "Do what you want, but remember that you are responsible for doing it."

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  45. Re:Dear AOL, by MoneyT · · Score: 2

    I wonder if that could work.....

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  46. Make the bastards pay by geophile · · Score: 2

    Even if he wanted to keep the book, as a non-Omnicare customer the license prohibited him from doing so. And since Omnicare claimed to retain ownership of his copy, he couldn't destroy it either. If the license agreement was to be taken seriously, he either had to go to the trouble of trying to ship the book back or he had to become an Omnicare customer somehow.

    There is a third option: Put the book on your bookshelf, and send a monthly bill for storage. If they don't pay, then turn the bill over to bill collectors.

  47. Different, but the same? by conundrum11 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I once threw a party in which I put signs up everywhere that read, "Party at your own risk - you accept full responsibility for your own actions." I hadn't really mitigated my own liability with those notices - they were not legally binding and would not stand up in court.

    In the case of EULA's for books I think the same principle applies - I can post whatever the hell legal notices that I want, but it doesn't mean that there is any enforcability or legality to it. If this crap was to withstand a court-test then I am going to start taking out ads in my local newspaper that say, "My house is proprietary property. Looking at my property constitutes acceptance of the user license posted in the front yard." Of course, the sign on the front yard reads, "Looking at this house obligates you to a nominal 'usage' fee. Please deposit $100.00 in the cast iron box to avoid prosecution and litigation."


    Just because I told you to doesn't mean your not smart enough not to.

    SmR
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  48. What Omnicare does by Animats · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Omnicare is a pharmacy service designed to reduce costs in nursing homes, partly by substituting cheaper drugs. The shrink-wrapped book is their guide to doing this.
    • "Health care providers who comply with the "Omnicare Guidelines® have been able to improve patient care, while achieving significant cost savings, in some cases by as much as 30%."

    While Omnicare claims their guidelines aren't based on drug prices, their marketing (which is to nursing homes, not patients) emphasises cost reduction.

    It's thus more like a manual for a proprietary service than a published book. I'd worry more about the service than the book.

  49. The new EULA by MoneyT · · Score: 2

    By reading this book, you agree to the following terms:

    1) This book and all material contained herin is property of the publisher and may not be copied, reproduced or redistributed in any form without the written consent of the publisher, the publisher's wife and his dog (here after refered to as publisher and co.)

    2) All ideas, thoughts, philosophies and like products developed during the reading of this book are property of the publisher. They may not be patented, copied or distributed without concent of the publisher and co.

    3) The reading of this book aloud to any person, the quoting of passages or the display of the book in a public place is expressly forbidden.

    4) If you do not agree to these terms you may not read the book. You must reshrikwrap it (at your own cost). Include the official holographic seal of authenticity and return it to the publisher with a $50 restocking fee.

    5) By accepting this agreement, you also agree to pay a $20 monthly charge for the continued licence to read the book

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  50. "The Supply Room" by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Of course, damn near everyone I know at work also gets spam e-mail to buy toner supplies for our d getting them two months after being hired. (Yeah, like the most recent hire automatically has purchasing control. *plonk*)

    There was a phone scam something like that maybe 20 years ago - back when the long-distance rate wars were just starting.

    Company on the west coast named itself "The Supply Room". In the morning (when night rates were still in effect on the west coast) they'd war-dial the office phones of businesses in the Eastern time zone. If they got a human (no doubt groggy in the morning) they'd say something like:

    "This is 'The Supply Room'. Do you need any supplies? Xerox paper? Toner? Pens?"

    If the poor sap at his desk said yes they'd ship some stuff to his office, and a large bill to the company's accounts-payable. (I hear they recorded the call as proof that the stuff had been "ordered", too.)

    (I got one of those calls when consulting at an auto company's process automation department. Told 'em they were talking to the wrong person. Found out what they were when the company sent warnings around a few days later.)

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  51. I know who owns THAT book! by frovingslosh · · Score: 3, Informative

    The book in question was reportedly received unsolicited in the U.S. mail. Shrink wrap or not, U.S. postal regulations make it clear that such an item can be considered a gift, and need not be returned. It certainy does not stay the property of the publisher. This would be a great test case, they have set themselves up to fail.

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  52. Re:Idiot. by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 2

    Your real name is "Oliver Wendell Jones", I take it?

    No, Oliver Wendell Jones is the name of the hacker character from Bloom County, and he was my idol growing up.

    If not, does that mean you're gay? By your logic, yes! ...not that there's anything wrong with that.

    Where the hell does that come from? Because I use the name of a fictional cartoon character I'm gay?

    Now that I've "proven" you to be homosexual, does that prove that your post is idiotic? As a matter of fact, no, it doesn't. It's a non sequitur. Fortunately, the idiocy of your post can be demonstrated quite easily by other means, so it's not a big issue.

    You've proven nothing except what an ass you can be. My post is not idiotic, it's just pointing out that unlike some mentally challenged individuals (to remove all doubt, that would be you that I'm referring to), the author of the original article lists his name (or at least A name) and takes credit for his work.

    I do have one question, though: Were you born that stupid, or did you have to get surgery?

    Don't you remember? I was in the waiting room with you for our surgery, but I chickened out. Glad to see you were more brave than I was.

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  53. It will have to go. by AnotherBlackHat · · Score: 2

    Looks like this shrink-wrap mentality is becoming a problem.

    Here's my proposal.
    Let's make shrink-wrap licenses illegal.
    No, I do not mean "unenforceable".
    I mean, a law that makes putting a shrink-wrap license on something punishable by a large fine.

    -- this is not a .sig

  54. Re:A circumvention by Arandir · · Score: 2

    they'll be able to take you to court anyway.

    Anyone can take you to court for almost any reason. This fraudulent license they wrapped the book in is merely an excuse to claim grounds for a lawsuit. It's barratry. Barratry is a crime, but it's a crime committed by lawyers, so no one ever gets prosecuted for it.

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  55. That's not the point. by Paul+the+Bold · · Score: 2

    The point is that the licensing demands a fundamental shift from traditional book usage. We are not complaining about the practice of putting licenses on things, we are complaining that these licenses are trying to strip us of rights we have enjoyed for generations. This book license is absurd, and it is hard for me to accept a world in which a company thinks they can get away with such a thing.

  56. The Law Goes Further Than That: It is Yours by FreeUser · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'd just trash it and forget it. It's illegal to send unsolicited items and then try to collect for it - just because they slap a boilerplate on something that arrives unsolicited in your mail you can still just treat it like any bulk business mail, crapcan it.

    The law in the USA goes even further (unless the last fifteen years of anti-consumer legislation has repealed it, I admit I don't keep current on all the latest consumer news): if someone sends you an item in the mail unsolicited it belongs to you.[1] Not only can they not tack on restrictions a la this EULA nonsense, they can't even demand you return it.

    It is yours, to keep, to shitcan, to donate to a public library (if it is a book), in short, to do with whatever you want.

    [1]There are obvious exceptions, such as when it is addressed to someone else and mailed to your address by accident. But, in cases where it is addressed to "Current Occupant", your name, or no name at all, and your address, the item in question is a non-refundable gift to you, with no legal obligation attached whatsoever.

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    1. Re:The Law Goes Further Than That: It is Yours by kimgh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It'd be interesting to see what Omnicare's response would be if a large number of recipients of this book would donate it to their local library. If that ended up in court, what a delicious case, no?

  57. Borland by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2


    There goes Borland's "No-Nonsense" "Like a book" license agreement!

    And, yes, AFAICT, they did restore it for C++Builder 5.

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  58. shows bad faith by Sun by g4dget · · Score: 2
    I don't see how that "license" could possibly hold up in court. You bought a copyrighted work, you didn't agree to a "license" or "contract".

    Nevertheless, it shows bad faith on the part of Sun when it comes to promoting Java as an "open" language standard. In reality, Sun appears to be worse than Microsoft--at least Microsoft put parts of C# through ECMA, resulting in the kinds of open documents and guarantees that standards go with (not perfect, but a whole lot better than what Sun is doing).

  59. EULA *After* the Sale? by dbretton · · Score: 2

    I have wondered why it is considered permissible, or legal, to present an individual with the terms of an EULA AFTER purchasing the product. It seems logical that the potential purchaser must be presented with all conditions of the acquisition before making the acquisition.

    It appears to be analagous to these department stores which post their return policy on the back of the receipt of the product which you purchased. Under these circumstances, I know for certain that the return policy is legally void.

    The same logic should follow for shrinkwrapped/electronic EULA: if the purchaser has been presented with the agreement after the purchase, the EULA is void.

  60. ....or what? by astroboy · · Score: 2
    I'm baffled by what the enforcement mechanism would be for the license. If you broke the license `agreement', so what?

    The case for software licences is lame, but well set-out. The argument is that by making a copy of the software to have it run on your computer, you're making a copy of the whole piece of software, beyond fair-use rights. So you're breaking copyright law if you install or run the software. The license agreement allows you to install or run the software, so if you don't abide by the license agreement, you're in violation of copyright law and Bad Things can be done to you.

    That argument is clearly bogus, but that's the state of Copyright case law at the moement.

    But what could you possibly be in violation of if you shred the license on a book? For the license to be valid, it has to be giving *you* something as part of the deal. (IANAL, etc.) What could the book license possibly grant you that you can't get just by owning the book? The right to read it? No. You get to keep the book? No -- I either bought it, or in this case it arrived free; I own it, tough. So how could a book shrinkwrap possibly be valid?

    Now, the DMCA puts some enforcable provisions in if its an e-book (hiss, spit). And signing an agreement before being given a book -- NDAs, or something -- that's a different story entirely. But I am having trouble imagining what legal leg these book-wrap licenses could possibly be standing on.

    1. Re:....or what? by Lonath · · Score: 2

      The argument is that by making a copy of the software to have it run on your computer, you're making a copy of the whole piece of software, beyond fair-use rights.

      And I quote: from this page:

      US Code Section 17, article 117:Limitations on exclusive rights: Computer programs

      (a) Making of Additional Copy or Adaptation by Owner of Copy.-Notwithstanding the provisions of section 106, it is not an infringement for the owner of a copy of a computer program to make or authorize the making of another copy or adaptation of that computer program provided:

      (1) that such a new copy or adaptation is created as an essential step in the utilization of the computer program in conjunction with a machine and that it is used in no other manner, or

      (2) that such new copy or adaptation is for archival purposes only and that all archival copies are destroyed in the event that continued possession of the computer program should cease to be rightful.

      When I buy a piece of software, a copy of it comes on a disk. I do have a copy. I own the media. I do own a copy of the software. I may not be able to use it due to a license, but I do own a copy since it is clearly in my possession and it is a copy. This section says that I can make copies if I need to be able to use the software. So, there really isn't a need to have licenses. :)

      They will argue that you don't own a copy, but if I go to a store and I pay money for a box and a copy of the software is on a disk in that box, then yes I do own a copy of the software. I own the little shiny disk, and contained in that disk is a copy of the software.

    2. Re:....or what? by Kredal · · Score: 2

      When I saw your sig, I thought it said "cyclical haiku".. but then it wasn't, so I made one that was.

      Cyclical haiku
      reader follows directions
      go back to line one

      (So it's off topic.. sue me!)

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  61. Break your leg and say that by gelfling · · Score: 2

    Everybody loves to hate lawyers until their neighbors dog bites their kid. Then it's "Bring me his fucking head, kill him and his tribe !!!"

    Or better yet, get your drunk ass into a custody fight with your ex trailer bride. You'll be demanding your lawyer personally piss on them.

  62. Re:Okay, let's try this again, with shorter words. by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 2

    Is not, is not!

    Ok, my browser apparently didn't properly render the sarcasm or humor tags in your first reply...

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  63. Easy solution by Junta · · Score: 2

    Write 'refused' conspicuously on the package and leave it behind, let the post office deal with it/return to sender...

    This is out of line, but he has no obligation to deal with the book at all, you can refuse shipment and it goes back into the void from which it came.

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  64. In Illinois, this Omnicare license is garbage by Catbeller · · Score: 2

    In Illinois, the law is simple: if you are sent an unsolicited piece of merchandise, you are under NO obligation to pay the sender anything. That book is no longer Omnicare's, it is the doctor's. He can tell them to go blow.

    As for the license, I'd wad it up and use it for wiping up cat barf, or something similarly useful.

    1. Re:In Illinois, this Omnicare license is garbage by Catbeller · · Score: 2

      By "pay", I don't mean only money. He is under no obligation to pay return postage, or to spend *time* on them.

      I would call Omnicare, tho, and ask for a $50 fee to send it back. Hell, I'd send them a letter, with a shrinkwrapped license stating that, by opening the letter, they agreed to pay me Fifty(50) dollars U.S. to send their book back, otherwise I would assume all copyrights.

      Let them play "Duelling Licenses". Cue the Deliverence theme.

  65. Good for Salman Rushdie by asv108 · · Score: 2

    Maybe he can have a Eula for his next book that prevents the reader from making death threats.

  66. Shrinkwrap licenses to protect privacy by Phronesis · · Score: 2
    Imagine a telephone or email directory with a shrinkwrap license prohibiting the use of the information contained therein for SPAM, marketing calls, or other actions that would infringe on people's privacy.

    The license probably would not stop determined spammers, but could possibly provide firmer legal basis for suing those who abuse the privacy of those in the directory.

  67. Re:Didn't they try this before? by mageben · · Score: 2, Informative

    Guys, this is nothing new I just bought my books for college and 3 out of 4 came shrinkwraped with notices on them about bad things happening if I'm not a good kid. The computer class was the only one with a EULA on it and the class sucs so i'm gonna try adg get by with out opening it.
    Last semester only my english book was like this but all the essays contained with in it are in the public domain.

    -Ben

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  68. Heinlein had a good suggestion... by MORTAR_COMBAT! · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... in "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress".

    to paraphrase from a dim memory, basically, require Congress to have 2 separate houses. In one, laws are passed, requiring a 2/3 majority. In the other, laws are repealed, requiring a 1/3 minority. If a law cannot be supported by 2/3 of the people, what good is it? And if 1/3 of the people cannot tolerate its existence, why have it?

    my own view would be very similar to the above, except that repealing a law would take a simple 1/2 majority, to prevent "thrashing".

    anyway, what do I know? I'm just a stupid WC3-nicked troll.

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  69. After Reading Ed's Column by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 2

    1) I keep suggesting that McDonald's, etc. put a shrinkwrap type license on their coffee and other hot beverages stating something like:, "By openning this container the consumer acknowledges that the contents are hot and may cause injury if spilled." Although, they'd probably have to use really fine print if they used the same idea for all of their food with something like, "The consumer acknoledges that fast food can make you fat."

    2) Actually, the second example in Ed's column wasn't all that bad. Someone had also sent him a membership directory that had a restrive use clause. If the restriction was something like, "...only for personal, private or professional use within the organization...", I don't think I'd complain. That says that somebody using the directory for spamming could get busted for violating the use restriction. Might be interesting to add something like that a web site that has contact information.

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  70. Re:Maybe some straw will help break the camel's ba by mc6809e · · Score: 2

    Shrinkwrapped licenses for books are clearly a violation of the doctrine of first sale (you do not own the rights to distribute the content of a book, but you completely own your copy of the the physical book, and may distribute that any way you please).

    If someone voluntarily gives up certain rights to obtain the book, how can this be a violation of the doctrine of first sale? I think thats the whole point of having the contract. If you don't like the terms, you don't have to license the book.

    Isn't this a little similar to things like deed-restrictions on the purchase of a house? If you don't agree to the terms, don't buy the house.

  71. Got Democracy? by Stoutlimb · · Score: 2

    "Be careful what you wish. Believe me, you don't want that kind of political party in your country."

    Uhh, I want ALL kinds of parties. Any kind under the sun should be allowed. Then, the voters should vote the best one in.

    In the USA, that just can't happen. No wonder they're getting closer to a facist/totalitarian/ warlike state every day. Most voices in the USA just can't be heard because the parties to aggregate and articulate those opinions are prevented from existing. The bar is raised too high for in the USA for any kind of new party to ever get decent exposure.

    Because of this, the USA is basically screwed, and will eventually end up being ruled by the corporate elite, and enter into wars that the people don't approve of.

    BORK!

  72. A better way to screw them over: by SHEENmaster · · Score: 2, Funny

    Carefully open the package, and replace the contents with a brick if it'll fit, though semi-dried cement works just as well. Reseal it, and mark it "Refused - return to sender". Put it back in the mailbox, and see how the company likes paying for sending a brick cross-country.

    I don't know if this will still work, but it's worth a shot.

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  73. Re:Maybe some straw will help break the camel's ba by mc6809e · · Score: 2

    At the point where the copyright holder sells or gives you the book, that person may require a contract. Once the book has been obtained, however, you shouldn't have to give up any rights in order to use it. That's the way I see it, at least.

    I agree with you. Shrink-wrap licenses are a poor way to try to create these contracts. The point- of-sale is the appropriate place.

  74. Interesting application of the shrinkwrap license by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2

    Licenses for books is not a new concept; it is quite common for, say the Stanford Research Institute to publish a technology assesment or market study that is intended to be sold to a company for a pretty stiff fee. Ditto organizations like Gartner etc.

    Generally these studies are delivered in the form os a book, but in addition to the normal copyright provisions goes a license that further restricts the use of the book or report - including that the contents are not to be disclosed to people unauthorized in the license. Sort of an NDA for the report.

    What is new with this is the shrinkwrap aspect of the license, no doubt attempting to extend the concept of the software shrinkwrap.

  75. Even if it weren't unsolicited by Sloppy · · Score: 2
    Even if it had been solicited (e.g. you bought the book at an online bookstore), if the unusual terms were not disclosed at the time of the sale, then the "license" is merely a work of fiction. You bought the book.

    After that, if they want you to agree to a license, it would have to be a separate transaction. And you would only have reason to give such a deal a second thought, if the offer included some sort of carrot (e.g. like the GPL gives permission to distribute copies and derivative works).

    It wouldn't really any different than this case of the unsolicited book.

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  76. As the prignal poster said by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2

    Annything that is mailed unsolicited to YOU becomes your property. If it's not addressed to you, it hasn't been mailed to you, regardless of if it happend to end up in your box. It is the property of the person it is addressed to. However if something shows up in your box, with your name on it, it's yours, period. Now if you agreed to pay for it beforehand, you now have to do that (you have a contract, even if only verbal), but if they sent it to you unsolicited, well it's yours to do with as you please, and they don't have any say in it.

    CueCat got into this whole thing, they were claiming people weren't allowed to hack the CueCats to read other barcodes, but got struck down since the CueCats had been sent out unsolicited, and therefore the recipients hadn't agreed to any contract.

  77. Just imagine... by Bake · · Score: 2

    Going to the doctor's and hear him say:

    "Well Mr. Smith, I've finally found out what's wrong with you, but I'm afraid I can't tell you"

  78. A Weakness in Intellectual Property by llywrch · · Score: 2

    A spark went across my neurons as I read this post, & I had an idea.

    All software vendors zealously guard their ``intellectual property", looking for ways to not only protect their investment, but get the maximum return on it. At the same time, their lawyesrs are working overtime to avoid any responsibility for the effects of this software: if the results aren't correct, & a company loses money for buying & using the software, too bad so sad.

    Now what makes me wonder is if the algorhythms & coding in the software is held on one hand to be of value -- e.g., ``pay us money to use this application" -- but on the other hand the creator of this software wants to be held blameless & without guarrantee, doesn't that suggest that there is *NO* value in this software? That the creator is trying to sell to people something that she/he simultaneously avows is of no useful value?

    If there is no useful value to a given piece of software, then why should the creator be given any rights of ownership to something that is worthless?

    It would be worth the price of admision to see the corporate lawyers for MS, Oracle, Network Associates, et alia, argue that down.

    Geoff

    P.S. -- I don't know if this argument is convincing in a court of law, so it is probably worthless. And if you try this at home, you implicitly hold me blameless for trying it.

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    1. Re:A Weakness in Intellectual Property by llywrch · · Score: 2

      > You sez:
      >
      > "P.S. -- I don't know if this argument is convincing in a court of law, so it is probably worthless. And if you try this at
      > home, you implicitly hold me blameless for trying it.
      >
      > While I agree with the rest of your comment wholeheartedly, I do find this bit amusing.

      Take it to its logical conclusion: since I implicily declare this idea to be worthless, then I can't assert ownership of this idea. And if you take it, & use it to break the current mismanagement of intellectual property laws for fun & profit, then you don't owe me a dime. Nor aven an email to let me know that you've done it. (Although if you did, an email reporting your success would probably make my day.)

      And yes, sometimes my sense of humor is takes a coffee break.

      Geoff

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  79. You forgot to add: by emarkp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Won't anyone think of the children?!?!

    That's the only thing that seems to work these days.

  80. Wasn't Digital :Convergence guilty of this? by cecil36 · · Score: 2

    Didn't Digital Convergence do something like this when they sent out their free barcode scanners, then tried to sue those who engaged in the practice of reverse engineering the scanner?

  81. A thought by one-egg · · Score: 2
    OK, let's use the damn things against them.

    Given the unsolicited-mail rule, we'll have to sucker them into buying something. But that shouldn't be too hard.

    Write a shrink-wrap license that says, "If you are a member of the U.S. Senate or House of Representatives, by opening this package you agree to cast all future legislative votes according to the wishes of shrink-wrap license owner."

    Either the courts have to decide shrink-wrap licenses are invalid, or we own the world. Either way we win. Heh heh.

  82. Omnicare CEO fails to certify financial statements by Animats · · Score: 2
    Yesterday was the deadline by which CEOs and CFOs had to certify to the Securities and Exchange Commission, under penalty of perjury, that their company's financial statement was honest. Today, the SEC updated the list of signed certifications.

    Omnicare's CEO and CFO didn't comply.

    Most companies did. Many of the ones that didn't are known to be in trouble. Read the list.

    Companies that do bad things in one area tend to do bad things in other areas, so this shrink-wrapped book wierdness might be viewed as an early warning indicator of management trouble.

  83. Re:Maybe some straw will help break the camel's ba by Rakarra · · Score: 2
    Remember basic physics. The pendulum will never swing back as far. It would work the same way with our rights. We will never get back to where we are now, much less 50 years ago.

    Aaah, the good old days, when discrimination against minorities was not only rampant, but legally protected. When child labor was common. Before civil rights, before womens' suffrage (if you want to look back that far). Yes, those were the golden days of individual rights.

    My point is that the pendulum analogy is invalid. There's no reason to believe that we can only lose rights and not gain them (back). History tells otherwise.