Clothing Yourself In Technology
Sixyphe writes "Burton Snowboards has just released a very, very nice snowboarding jacket called the Analog Clone. It includes a padded pouch designed to hold a Sony MZ-N1 MiniDisc player and, more importantly, a large textile control pad on the left arm that acts as a remote control for the MD player. This pad is based on technology from SOFTswitch, a UK company. Production, 100 units, price tag, around 1000US$, MZ-N1 included. Not the first textile-based application I've seen (textile keyboards have been around for a while, I believe), but a nice one. This is cool, geeky, musical, sporty and damn useful all at once. Wow. The part I like best is where they mention that the coat is machine-washable when the MD player is removed. Thanks to minidisc.org for the tip." skratchjerk writes "Financial Times has a short article about Levi Strauss' new anti-radiation jeans. They state that 'The trousers, to be launched in the UK next year under Levi's Dockers brand, contain mobile phone pockets with "anti-radiation lining to prevent possible health risks".' I guess it's about time we protected 'the boys.'" Update: 09/13 21:13 GMT by T : The updated Burton link should make the folks at Burton happier ;)
Don't listen to tunes while skiing or snowboarding.
You may think it's your choice.... until you take out a little girl who is just learning how to ski.
I am very small, utmostly microscopic.
And cuts off all ability to actually recive a call while in the pocket..
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"anti-radiation lining to prevent possible health risks"
;)
I guess it's about time we protected 'the boys.'
They've just captured the entire male market precisely for the above reason. When it comes to the family jewels, better safe than sorry
"I turn away with fright and horror from the lamentable evil of functions which do not have derivatives."
Cool....with a little hacking I can have that soundtrack to my life like the guy in Tad Williams's Otherland series.
But seriously, a lot of people listen to music when running, working out, etc....but its difficult to do when skiing/snoboarding (try getting out your CD/Tape/MP3 player and pressing the buttons while wearing gloves)....I think once the price comes down this will be a very popular item.
I'm out of my mind right now, but feel free to leave a message.....
So *THAT'S* why my nobody calls me anymore!
Get it?.... cell phone... in... EM shielded pocket... assuming shielding works.... unable to connect.... to tower.... no ringy-dingy....
"Lawyers are for sucks."
- Doug McKenzie
"A microprocessor... is a terrible thing to waste." --
GeneralEmergency
Minidisc??
:)
Why not something solid-state, like MP3 or OGG?
Built in 802.11b would be cool, too, so you could download new songs while waiting on the chairlift
Well yeah brain but where are we gonna get lead pants our size this time of night?
Why have 1 person driving a backhoe when you could employ 20 with shovels?
The phone transmits a minimum amount of power when it is in standby mode. The time you have to worry about it is when it's next to your head, if at all.
You don't get power for free... If a phone has 6 days of standby battery life and 4-5 hours of talk time, it's clearly NOT transmitting much when in standby.
retrorocket.o not found, launch anyway?
Oddly enough, despite the fact that this is hailed as something that snowboarders would use, it is mentioned nowhere that this outfit (or the MD player) is waterproof. Admittedly, I've never snowboarded before (damned snowless FL), but I can imagine with the inevitable wipeouts, some snow would HAVE to get inside the jacket. And what about an actual hardened protective layer for the MD player? I can only imagine if you fall on it, it's toast.
When I go snowboarding? Does it have something to do with the cold?
A few years back me and my buddy were tryin tape some gnarly moves up at squaw. I KNOW the battery was fully charged on the camcorder, and was working fine in the cabin.
The moment we hit the slopes it started to act real funny, suddenly turn off for no reason. It wasn't just limited to the camcorder either, my diskman was having difficulties too.
When we returned to the cabin, all our electronic equipment was fine, absolutely no sign of damage or that they had ever been malfunctioning.
Does it have something to do with the cold?
has just released a very, very nice snowboarding jacket called the Analog Clone
How can you tell its "very, very nice"? An important ingredient in any piece of clothing is what it looks like. The photos on Burton's website are so badly exposed that I can't see the jacket at all.
I would be much more likely to shell our a grand for a jacket if I knew what it looked like.
Sailing over the event horizon
Maybe a hash pipe holder would be ideal.
When they get to textile DISPLAYS, then I'll pay attention. I want to wear my DOOM session damnit.
C'mon, get with the times here. How about you make me a jacket where I can groove to my LPs while I'm doing sixty on my face down the side of a mountain...
So long, michael. Don't let the door hit you...
They state that 'The trousers, to be launched in the UK next year under Levi's Dockers brand, contain mobile phone pockets with "anti-radiation lining to prevent possible health risks".' I guess it's about time we protected 'the boys.'" most of us geeks are already used to wearing pants that have "anti-copulation" lining, or so it seems
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Microsoft officials flatly denied reports of the fly release mechanism failing at "in opportune times", causing beta testers to become trapped in their pants. A spokes person said "MS Pants have been designed with the same attention to quality and security we put into all our products".
The pants are expected to be available in time for the Christmas shopping season. A more powerful retro 70's jumpsuit will be available next spring.
I spend a lot of time in weather that is less than pleasant, under conditions where good gear makes a big difference. Audio hardware integrated into your clothing to make it easier to listen to music while riding is not necessarily very safe, as evidenced by numerous incidents of which I am aware where riders have hit snow cats and other riders while oblivious to external sounds. That aside, it sure is fun, being so free on the mountain while listening to your favorite tunes.
I witnessed an experience of a friend of mine about 15 or 20 years ago that makes me think twice whenever I want to drop a few hundred dollars on a new coat.
I was skiing with a teammate on our racing team. She took a fall as we were heading toward the lift line and slid through a plastic mesh fence. Her arm got stuck in the fence as she slid underneath, resulting in a compound fracture. When the Ski Patrol came to extract her from the fence and get her to a care facility, they had to cut off her rather new $300 Descente racing jacket.
I remember, in between her yelling about how much her arm hurt, cursing at the Ski Patrol as they sliced through the exotic fabric and ruined the jacket.
Of course, it was only a jacket, but it is kind of funny how some people, myself included, grow quite fond of the gear we use when out in the elements. It is not entirely a money issue either, but more how one grows comfortable with, relies upon, and trusts the hardware we use.
I think that it will be really interesting when biometric monitors, GPS gear, and transponders are integrated into clothing to help first responders locate and field diagnose victims in the wilderness or on the trail.
The wearable computing crew at the University of toronto with the Group at MIT and not the University of Georgia have had this cince 1999.
One of the guys (I cant remember who) who worked with Thad Starner embroidered a control pad in his jean jacket that controlled a synth that was in his jacket.
It wasn't invented in the UK it was invented by a Grad student working on Wearable computing here in the Americas...
Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
I don't want to listen to anything when I'm boarding. The best part of skiing and boarding is the utter silence you can discover on the slopes.
Listining to music while you're skiing or snowboarding is no more dangerous than listening to it in your car.
You can't be serious. Your sense of hearing is the only indication you have of what's going on behind you when skiing/snowboarding. Without it, you'll have no idea if someone is about to run you over. A car has side and rear view mirrors so hearing is not as essential to avoid being rear-ended.
I've been skiing all my life, and snowboarding for half of it.
Oh, okay. I guess my straightforward, obvious logic doesn't count then. Sheesh.
GMD
watch this
here is a link to a story about this and the man behind it.
and here is more detailed info.
and IBM's take on it can be found here
again, this is nothing new.
Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
Well, to be fair to her, the cursing was not directed at the patrol but more the situation, as in, "You have to cut jacket? God Damn it! Okay, go ahead. GOD DAMN IT!" . Perhaps I should have said, cursing next to the Ski Patrol.
If you have a ski hood on and possibly a ski helmet, you can't hear much anyway over the sound of your skis/board moving through the snow. Adding music is damn near a moot point. Being visually aware of your surroundings is the key to not killing somone while skiing.
By law, you are only responsible for those in front of you. All skiers in front of you have the right of way. Sound has nothing to do with your ability to see them.
The only time you shouldn't listen to music is when loading and unloading from the ski lift. You may miss some instructions from the lift operators. Once on the lift, hopefully you are social enough to talk instead of blare music.
Sounds (and looks) cool, but does it actually work?
I mean, it probably does work, in the right circumstances. But on the slopes, after a few falls, does it still work well or do you need to pound away at your arm like a madman?
You can't take the sky from me...
At which time all will be popped out of your head as you collide with that tree you didn't see b/c you had to look behind you instead of depending on your ears.
Shouldn't there be more posts moderated up that mention that this jacket is definately not GPL compliant? Nothing about emailing the exec's at Burton and telling them to shove their proprietary Jacket somewhere uncomfortable? What on earth is happening to slashdot? Is it possible we're growing up?
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What are we going to do tonight Brain?
Great idea. Put on a $1000 jacket with an expensive MiniDisc player into the pocket, put on your headphones, and then go snowboarding.
I can just see it now. You don't hear the skier/boarder behind you and you cut him off. You both wipe out hard. You're lying in the snow with headphones 15 feet behind you (entangled with your goggles) -- the cable still around your neck, the MiniDisc player crunched, and your $1000 jacket's keypad mysteriously non-functional.
Do us all a favor and don't get the radiation shielded pants. We don't need you breeding.
OK, so you stich a contact based control panel into the arm of a jacket to control a player you have in the inside pocket. Ohhh, ahhhh, boy aint that too kewl, now that's some advanced tech.
Can anyone explain to me how this is so cool and why people are so impressed? You could take a 20 year old atari joystick control board and wire this puppy up yourself in about an hour.
Hell, my normal attire (work or otherwise) is a pair of shorts and a tshirt, the last thing I need is a wearable anything to clutter up my ensemble. Give me something I can clip to my shorts or stick in my pocket with decent ergos and I'm a happy man. Having a 802.11 antennae in my pocket (are you happy to see me or is that a WiFi antennae in your pocket, then again, with the size of a typical antennae, it had better be an antennae or it will be the only thing keeping you warm down there) is not my idea of enpowering, except in the literal sense.
Harumphhh.
I love mine, though I don't use the extra pockets very often. In addition to being very comfortable, even the regular pockets are supported with extra stiching and mesh so you can put objects like cellphones and keys in them without them sticking out, looking bulky, or jiggling around too much.
I call them my "geek pants". If I was a kid still I'd probably call them "super agent pants" because of all the secret pockets.
For the Frank Herbert fans out there, perhaps the new ones could be called "no-pants" (okay, that's a stretch, they only block radiation, not prescience). How about "radioactive containment pants", "prophylactic pants" or "hypocondriac pants"?
My next sig will be ready soon, but friends can beat the rush!
Moderators, I'm just stating the obvious here, please move along...
This is different from, for example, taking part in a conversation, which the brain will treat as a less interuptable activity. This is why talking on a cell phone while driving is considerably more dangerous than listening to music while driving - your brain will continue to concentrate on the conversation even when something else (a red light, a driver cutting into your lane, a child crossing the street) should grab your immediate attention.
Hey, I hate loosers who talk on their cell phone while driving just as much as the next guy, but statements like yours seem a bit overly-broad. What about holding a conversation with a passenger? Is that going to interrupt too much processing power? What about dealing with screaming kids in the back seat? If using cell phones are so dangerous that we need to criminalize their use while driving, then we should criminalize these other activites too.
Cat, the other, tastier white meat.
By law, you are only responsible for those in front of you.
Mostly out of curiosity, what's the rule for people sking side by side? From the rule you quote, it seem like nobody is responsible.
I'm curious since I tore a knee ligament when being hit by a snowboarder from the side. Or possibly I hit him from the side, it's a little hard to tell.
.. we start integrating some jetsons like stuff into our lives.
;-)
Why not create a jacket with an integrated GPS/Compass/Temp guage and mp3 player for hikers? Imagine pulling off a protective cover on your wrist and seeing a display showing your heading, location, your body temperature, outside temperature and which mp3 is playing. Doesn't even have to be color, just backlit.
Guaranteed, you can sell this jacket for 700 bucks and people will buy it. Maybe I'm in a minority, but I have money for gadgets, but there just isn't anything out there I want. Got Tivo, got xBox, got my own weather station [offline at the moment as I rewire it], got an Audrey. Maybe I'm just spoiled
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Just to throw off the fuzz!
I remember when I first saw a pair of pants with the inner thigh stash pocket... I just about flipped my wig. I thought that was the coolest thing I'd ever seen. Sure, cops were probably on to it shortly after they came out, but still. Dare to dream.
In the future, I would want to not be isolated from my friends in the Space Station.
1: low volume
2: keep one ear free
3: have music you "know" by heart- that way you aren't really listening to the music, its just background. And then when you hear a child scream or a snow cat roar, you say "Hey! That's not part of the chorus!" and you either stop or get out of the way.
There is nothing better than ending your day on a blue square run with some kickin' 'choons.
In the future, I would want to not be isolated from my friends in the Space Station.
Null pants ?
Many moons ago, L.L. Bean carried a "ski-dometer" that you attached to the back of your ski. There was a little wheel with a magnet embedded in it that hung off the back, and a sensor in the unit that kept track of when the magnet passed by.
Very cool little device. Kept track of your current speed (if you were brave/psycho enough to look as you were skiing) average speed, top speed and distance traveled. It only cost about $50, and worked really well.
Wow. It still exists.
With my ectoplasmic backpack, I can catch any ghost. With this rod I can open any sports car. With my third forhead eye, I can see through walls and clothing. With the blue gun in my pocket, I can conquier any nintendo game. With all this, I still cant get any booty!!
NO! NO! Please don't mod me, I'm too young to die a troll. *click* Oh the pain, the pain...
I mean, after all, while the US keeps talking about "we want peace," we still got more nukes than anybody out there, combined, right?
My life in the land of the rising sun.
I hope anybody who listens to music while skiing or snowboarding and gets involved in an accident will be held liable for damages and criminally responsible. Paying attention and hearing others are very important for safe skiing (deaf people have to be extra careful). And it's unfortunate that a clothing manufacturer would support this.
Did anyone else notice how useful and functional their web page was? After digging up an "alternate" browser, I managed to be able to read their site slow, ugly and disfunctional. The problem is I can't find out any more about the product like if I can order it and from where? I've got a birthday present to buy for a friend since I think she would love one of these jackets. Too bad Burton's web site is such a pain to use.
I'm a member of national ski patrol, and I've met my share of folks like this, who curse at the people who are trying to help them. Unfortunately, we're supposed to be nice, so I can't tell them that I'll just leave 'em there and save there jacket... However, when someone actually is reasonable, and realize that their health is more important than their clothes, I let them in on a little secret. For any of the major gear companies (Descente, North Face, Rossignol, whoever), if you write them a letter saying exactly what happpened (I fell going down this run and cracked my arm, and the patrollers had to cut the sleeve of your wonderful jacket off) and toss it in a package with the jacket, they'll send you a replacement within a few weeks. Every single time, assuming it's one of the good companies. Good to know. ;-)
I've had this sig for three days.
That standby mode had anything to do with reception?
My point was that in standby mode, the phone is RARELY transmitting. Transmitted RF is what people think harms them. (I won't get into whether it does or not...)
retrorocket.o not found, launch anyway?