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San Diego Company Owns E-Commerce

Kernel Panic writes "Looks like you can now be sued for using graphical and textural content on your e-commerce site. As everyone who has an e-commerce site does. A company in San Diego was granted one patent for using graphics and text to sell things on the web and another for accepting information to conduct automatic financial transactions via a telephone line & video screen. They have started their crusade with smaller companies that do not have the financial resources to fight back so as to build a "war chest" to take on larger companies like Ebay and Amazon. One site has taken the offense after becoming one of the first defendants of 50 companies so far. Curiously it appears the company was formed in March of 2002, less than a month before filing for the first lawsuit."

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  1. And we wonder by circusnews · · Score: 3, Insightful

    why our founding fathers had such a dim view of IP rights.

    1. Re:And we wonder by ralphus · · Score: 3, Funny

      I have just applied a patent for the method of accepting cash for goods and services. with my army of lawyers, I'll soon be the richest man on the planet and after that, King of the world!

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    2. Re:And we wonder by billd · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've just applied for a patent for a system of extracting oxygen from atmospheric air, using things called "lungs" I expect a lot of people will be wanting to use my IP and have to pay me royalties.

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    3. Re:And we wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
      Yes, so dim that they included copyrights and patents in the constitution. Please.

      The real issue is the patent office will grant just about anything, as a result of not enough knowledgeable people and a specific case several years ago involving State Street Bank, in which the courts said business process patents were valid.

    4. Re:And we wonder by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 3, Funny


      Doesn't Al Gore have prior art?
      </HUMOR>

      (And yes, I know it's an urban legend, hence the HUMOR tags).

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    5. Re:And we wonder by IXI · · Score: 2, Funny

      No way, you won't profit from my contributions to slashdot.

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    6. Re:And we wonder by grimmfarmer · · Score: 3, Insightful
      To read the patent claims, it sounds as though Lockwood has patented a) the principle of RDBMS, b) the microcomputer, and c) the World-Wide Web. It also sounds as though certain aspects of the patent could be circumnavigated by using a monolithic binary to handle everything, and by storing the info on DVD (the only optical medium mentioned in the older patent is CD-ROM), but that's my uninformed opinion.

      My more informed opinion is that we should assemble a group (like www.youmaybenext.com?) to sue the Patent and Trademark Office for issuing stupid patents, the recommended remedy being to shorten the life of technology- and pharmaceutical-related patents to six months. =P

    7. Re:And we wonder by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 2

      I've just applied for a patent, on a process where a device known as a "clerk" stands behind a device called a "counter" and accepts "payment" for objects brought up to the "counter" from the "store". This patent also includes provisions for a tabulation device that the "clerk" would use for keeping track of the "transaction". I've also got a patent on the words "clerk,counter,payment and transaction", start paying now...

      What a lame pile of festering shit. Good thing it isn't the french revolution, those ass monkeys would have ended up at the recieveing end of a number of sharp impliments, none the least, a guillotine...

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    8. Re:And we wonder by sconeu · · Score: 2

      Someone should trump them and get a patent for the internet.

      BT tried (OK, it was only for the WWW), and got laughed out of court.

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  2. No way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Let's sell off San Diego to Mexico!

  3. Patent Abuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Something must be done... this is wholesale abuse
    of the patent system. Patents and copyrights are
    necessary to further innovation, but if this sort
    of filthy lawyer abuse continues we may lose these
    rights. Abuse a right, and lose it.

    1. Re:Patent Abuse by Fembot · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Actualy I think this is a good thing.. the more ludicrous patents like this the more general public are likely to realise how plain wrong the patent system as it stands is (eg: swinging sideways on swings, genes etc..)


      Without things like this there is no way Joe Public will ever realise anything is wrong

  4. Ridiculous by shadowj · · Score: 5, Insightful
    What sort of imbeciles is the patent office hiring these days?

    I'll bet that if they had tried really, really hard, they just might have been able to come up with a teensy weensy little bit of prior art.

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    1. Re:Ridiculous by billd · · Score: 5, Funny
      Not sure, but...

      It looks like the Patent Office web site may infringe on PanIP's newly granted patents.

      How ironic.

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    2. Re:Ridiculous by frozenray · · Score: 3, Funny

      > What sort of imbeciles is the patent office hiring these days?

      Look at this and laugh, or weep, or both.

      The link is from this article by James Gleick (of "Genius" fame) which has been discussed on Slashdot two years ago.

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    3. Re:Ridiculous by lugonn · · Score: 2
      It looks like the Patent Office web site may infringe on PanIP's newly granted patents.

      I suppose that would be true if I was a customer of the US Patent site. But they don't sell anything so I'm just a visitor. The patents are about selling things on web pages, not making or viewing web pages.

      I think I'm going to patent Ctrl-Alt-Del as "A method of simultaniously entering textual commands into a graphical computer interface."

    4. Re:Ridiculous by G-funk · · Score: 5, Funny

      What sort of imbeciles is the patent office hiring these days?

      Um, probably the same kind they hire to be slashdot editors, they do as much checking for prior art when approving a patent/article.

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    5. Re:Ridiculous by ShavenYak · · Score: 2

      I'll bet that if they had tried really, really hard, they just might have been able to come up with a teensy weensy little bit of prior art.

      I have prior art sitting on the magazine rack next to the toilet at home - it's a Victoria's Secret catalog. Okay, it's not on the web - but I think its existence would make "using text and graphics to sell on the web" fall into the category of "intuitively obvious".

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    6. Re:Ridiculous by RevAaron · · Score: 2

      Can't you buy full-text prints of patents from that site, though? Which would infringe on the patent.

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    7. Re:Ridiculous by GregWebb · · Score: 2

      OK, this is a daft patent. In fact, we're seeing daft patents by the ton.

      This may be down to a truly incompetent PTO. However, I saw an interesting idea a while back.

      Let's say you're some lowly patent clerk. Let's say you know that there's systemic problems.

      What better way of highlighting the problems is there than putting through patents that can be shown invalid in an instant? People jump up and down, notice and after a while we hopefully get a root and branch review of the organisation and all patents granted in recent times.

      We're picking up on all sorts of crappy patents but they can be knocked down quickly and they're normally granted to small companies who can't realistically exploit them. If this sort of patent is turning up, though, there are going to be bigger ones outside our field which are just as bad but are granted to people who can make a nuisance.

      Press for review, by all means. But I'm pretty sure by now that the patter of terrible patents is too great for simple incompetence alone.

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    8. Re:Ridiculous by Neon+Spiral+Injector · · Score: 2

      Woo hoo! There are pictures too.

    9. Re:Ridiculous by zanerock · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The patent office itself is not wholly to blame. Examiners make around 30,000, typically, and because of the spate of patents lately are *way* overworked. They are under pressure to get things out the door, are typically not nearly as well educated or have near as much time as people writing patents, and even more rarely have much specialized knowledeg in the fields they are asked to look over. If they did, they'd have another job. It's not the examiners fault, it's the system that hires them.

    10. Re:Ridiculous by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 2

      Actually, think of it more this way:

      Let's say you're some lowly patent clerk, underpaid and generally unappreciated.

      Your job performance is rated by how many patent applications you grant. There is no negative feedback (other than pride in your job) to discourage you from granting stupid patents.

      Your buddies laugh about any ethical concerns and keep telling you, "Don't worry, the court system will fix anything we screw up."

      What are the odds that a person in such a situation won't just rubberstamp everything that comes across his/her desk?

  5. Rehash! by pavera · · Score: 5, Informative

    Geeze
    thats another repost of a story less than a week after its initial posting...
    come on guys...
    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/10/ 22/015241 &mode=thread&tid=155
    thats ridiculous!! 1 day!
    come on

    1. Re:Rehash! by tomgilder · · Score: 5, Informative

      And it was originally posted in May

    2. Re:Rehash! by chimpo13 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'll read through the original two posts that /. posted on this story, and repeat all the high ranking comments. Man oh man, I'll be famous.

      I've patented that idea, so don't make me sue anyone.

    3. Re:Rehash! by kiolbasa · · Score: 2, Informative

      That was the first time that PanIP filed some lawsuits. They have filed more, 10 defendants at a time, most recently on Oct. 4. This is an ongoing issue, so you can expect to see it posted on Slashdot a few more times.

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    4. Re:Rehash! by Misch · · Score: 2

      Perhaps /. editors have become as bad as patent examiners in checking prior art?

      But, seriously, I was talking with a friend of mine who worked as a patent examiner last year... he was surprised that I knew quite a bit about how the patent systems worked ('cause I read /.), and then told me about just how understaffed they really are to do the job they're supposed to do.

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    5. Re:Rehash! by ShavenYak · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'll read through the original two posts that /. posted on this story, and repeat all the high ranking comments. Man oh man, I'll be famous.

      I've patented that idea, so don't make me sue anyone.


      Hah! I don't fear your patent, there's plenty of prior art!

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    6. Re:Rehash! by WEFUNK · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why limit it there? You should interpret your patent really broadly (and retroactively) so you can wave it around like PanIP start threatening every karma whore and since slashdot started despite the fact that their very existance is prior art.

      Oh, and FYI just in case anyone's bored of googlewhacking and has lots of money to burn, the word "whoring" has never appeared in the history of the USPTO (although "whore" has a number times, mostly as a typo for "where" and never in combination with "karma" - which itself has appeared 57 times, mostly as the name of a plant).

      Yes, I actually obsessively looked that up - that's why I'm posting this with a "No Score +1 Bonus" and turning off the computer, although I do reserve IP rights on the method and the term "patentwhacking".

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  6. It's a dupe! by FattMattP · · Score: 2, Redundant

    I already know this because I read slashdot.

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  7. someone should patent patent lawsuits by dunkelfalke · · Score: 4, Funny

    and sue all those companies which are abusing the current patent law system 'till a new one is ready.

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  8. What a great company website! by jazzmanjac · · Score: 4, Funny

    Parent Directory 23-Oct-2002 15:17 -
    [DIR] stats/ 23-Oct-2002 03:33 -

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    1. Re:What a great company website! by Shamanin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Apparently they don't want to infringe on their own patent (you know, these guys would sue anyone).

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  9. moderated -1 - redundant by kraksmoka · · Score: 4, Insightful

    yes, panIP sucks. no, it won't hold in court. yes, ip laws are awful. next . . . .

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    1. Re:moderated -1 - redundant by reallocate · · Score: 2

      panIP sucks, it won't hold in court if someone countersues, but my IP is mine until I say otherwise.

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    2. Re:moderated -1 - redundant by Rogerborg · · Score: 2

      You're right, but what's your point? It'll never reach court. They'll just extort money from teeny companies with the threat of court action. It's cheaper to pay the extortion money than to hire a lawyer to even begin to prepare to fight it in court! If anyone does actually stand up to them, they'll just drop the suit against them and move on to another victim. There's plenty out there.

      And once they've dropped the suit, who is going to spend money to sue them for barratry? It's like spam; if they write threatening letters to a million dot coms, and get even one cheque back, they come out ahead of the game.

      This is about the clearest example I've seen in a long while that Uncle Sam needs to step up to the plate and take responsibility for bitchslapping people who make clear abuse of the PTO. If they don't, they're putting a Federal seal of approval on extortion, plain and simple.

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  10. my order form for PANIP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
    Dear PanIP:

    You may choose one of the following, for a small fee, which you may pay with your credit card:

    LICK MY ANUS: * $14.95
    BITE MY NUTS: Oo $29.95
    SUCK MY COCK: B==D $99.95

    I hope this post (which uses text and graphical representations of items) doesn't infringe on your BULLSHIT PATENT!
    1. Re:my order form for PANIP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe when they bite your left nut, they can bring it down to the size of the right one.

      That's some serious testicular asymmetry, man!

  11. Let's /. em! by McFly69 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mess with the best, die like the rest. - Quote from the Movie Hackers.

    Thats right.. let's /. em and show them how it is to mess with us online folk!

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    1. Re:Let's /. em! by valmont · · Score: 2
      PanIP.com appears to have been slashdotted. they suck. Their host is failing to respond to connection attempts, and when the http request does get thru, it is only to serve a page with a directory listing containing an HTTP-basic-auth-protected "stats" folder.

      And yes, let it be known for the record: it is my personal belief that Lawrence Lockwood, the guy behind PanIP, is a dick

    2. Re:Let's /. em! by valmont · · Score: 2
      I shall second that motion and wholeheartedly agree with you that Lawrence Lockwood is a dick.

  12. First 50 Defendants... by aftk2 · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the the list of the defendants mentioned:
    www.dicksonsupply.com
    Apparently there's a space for everything on the web...
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    1. Re:First 50 Defendants... by NotAnotherReboot · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, just look at their fine line of "PureTouch" models.

      http://www.buysecure.com/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/dickson /W ebShop.cgi?config=/var/wwws/htdocs/dickson/cfg&uid =QBOwuQAA1027433451&command=link--Moen7850

  13. wow.. by NotAnotherReboot · · Score: 5, Funny

    And I thought I could BS a paper..just look at all of the crap in the "BACKGROUND OF THE INVENTION" for both patents.

    Even if you don't agree with the patents, you surely have to agree that these people clearly excel at the fine art of creating bullshit.

    If only my English teacher could be as easily duped as the U.S. Patent Office.

  14. It's a fraud by NetDanzr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One patent has been filed on November 1996, the other on September 2001. As the hyperlink patent controversy showed, all you need to do is to prove that the concept that's been patented preceeds the date the patent has been filled. I became an Amazon.com customer in August 1995 - more that a year before the initial patent has been filled. As such, the patents will be overturned as soon as a single entity challenges them.

    1. Re:It's a fraud by Zeinfeld · · Score: 5, Informative
      One patent has been filed on November 1996, the other on September 2001. As the hyperlink patent controversy showed, all you need to do is to prove that the concept that's been patented preceeds the date the patent has been filled. I became an Amazon.com customer in August 1995 - more that a year before the initial patent has been filled. As such, the patents will be overturned as soon as a single entity challenges them.

      Unfortunately not, read further this is heavilly submarined:

      This is a continuation-in-part of application Ser. No. 08/116,654 filed Sep. 3, 1993, now U.S. Pat. No. 5,309,355 which is a continuation of abandoned application Ser. No. 07/396,283 filed Aug. 21, 1989, which is a continuation-in-part of abandoned application Ser. No. 07/152,973 filed Feb. 8, 1988, which is a continuation-in-part of abandoned application Ser. No. 822,115 filed Jan. 24, 1986, which is a continuation-in-part of application Ser. No. 613,525 filed May 24, 1984, now U.S. Pat. No. 4,567,359.

      The bastards have been using the Lemelson technique. Under the corrupt rules of the USPTO the inventors are presumed to have invented the stuff thery described in their 1994 filing in 1986.

      The US is the only country in the world where you can backdate a patent claim in this way. This is how Lemelson got his corrupt bar code patent, after bar codes were invented he added them to his 1950s paten on 'machine vision'. Fortunately the bastard is deservedly dead and you can't libel the dead in the US so we can describe him in the terms he deserves.

      I don't think that the pan-ip claim would stand an actual lawsuit. The prosecution history of patents that have been submarined tends to be full of exclusions and limitations that are not present in the actual patent.

      But no, the fact is that the US patent system is far more corrupt than even the average slashdot user would think. Forget the RIAA, MPAA and Microsoft, the USPTO is the real enemy.

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    2. Re:It's a fraud by ProfessorPuke · · Score: 2
      And not just September 2001, but September 11, 2001.


      What kind of person finishes paperwork on September 11, 2001? Must be some kind of traitor!


      (So don't worry, the PATRIOT act will take care of the jokers at PANIP)

    3. Re:It's a fraud by mavenguy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Damn, you beat me to this point because my dsl connection was down last night (thanks earthlink/genuity, you shitheels).

      This sure does sound like a "Lemelson" situation...the long string of "continuations" is often the sign of an aggresive strategy in obtaining claims, but the real tip off are the "continuation-in-parts"; a Straight" continuation is an application that is filed before the abandonment of its "parent" application, and which contains a reference to the parent application; It must have no "new matter" added from the parent application. The legal consequence is that the "continuing" application is acorded the effect of the parent application's filing date, principally meaning a prior art reference that would be a "statutory bar" (35 USC 102(b)) against the child patent might no longer because the parent filing date goes behind the the reference (35 USC 102(e), or within a year of the reference (where the inventor can still potentially "swear behind" the reference (35 USC 102(a))

      But, the disclosure of the invention must be the SAME as the parent application; if there is "new matter" in the child application, any claims wich have any reliance on the new matter only get the child application's filing date; a child application in this case is called a "continuation in part", or CIP. A CIP may have different claims that rely on different parts of the disclosure, and the prior at will, therefore, have separate "competance" (i. e., based on the date of the the referencee rather than the substance of its content)relative to each claim.

      with the rat's nest of applications shown in the subjecct patents it is a fair guess that the applicant tried to assert all the claims were entitled to the earliest date and haggle the office; analyzing this just adds another complication to the whole stew.

      I remember getting a CIP that was transferred to me from another examining group; I found better art and just stood my ground; for some reason, the applacant did not appeal, but just kept filing continuations; as soon as I was aware of a refiling, I quickly issued a "first action final rejection"; applicant refiled. This charade contined for about a half dozen continuations; the issue never changed and was never really argued; a clear abuse of the system, but there was (and I don;t think there is) any legal basis to prevent this kind of abuse.

    4. Re:It's a fraud by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2
      I remember getting a CIP that was transferred to me from another examining group; I found better art and just stood my ground; for some reason, the applacant did not appeal, but just kept filing continuations; as soon as I was aware of a refiling, I quickly issued a "first action final rejection"; applicant refiled. This charade contined for about a half dozen continuations; the issue never changed and was never really argued; a clear abuse of the system, but there was (and I don;t think there is) any legal basis to prevent this kind of abuse.

      Well that would be the doctrine of latches. Fortunately the appellate court recently dismissed the Lemelson claim on the grounds that the continuations were being used to maniulate the system.

      It looks to me as if the applicant was shopping for a more liant examiner.

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  15. In related news... by DaytonCIM · · Score: 5, Funny

    the US patent office announced today that indeed, their collective heads are up their collective arses.

  16. How would the founding fathers feel about this? by User+956 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    This patent nonsense is getting way out of hand. When Thomas Jefferson put the idea of intellectual property into the Constitution of the United States, he did so because he realized that information leaks; once people learn something, they can reuse that knowledge. Jefferson believed that if there was no protection to intellectual property, people would not be encouraged to share knowledge with others. He believed writers would not write, inventors would not invent, artists would not create art. So in the US Constitution, it says:
    Congress shall have the power [...] To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries;
    The reason why this is important is spelled out in Jefferson's own writings:
    If nature has made any one thing less susceptible than all others of exclusive property, it is the action of the thinking power called an idea, which an individual may exclusively possess as long as he keeps it to himself; but the moment it is divulged, it forces itself into the possession of everyone, and the receiver cannot dispossess himself of it...He who receives an idea from me, receives instructions himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. That ideas should be spread from one to another over the globe, for the moral and mutual instruction of man, and improvement of his condition, seems to have been peculiarly and benevolently designed by nature ... Inventions then cannot, in nature, be a subject of property.
    How far are we going to let this patent nonsense go? We need to remind people that patent law, like most IP laws in the US, is a balance between two forces, and the scale should not be tipped too far to one side.
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    1. Re:How would the founding fathers feel about this? by MisterFancypants · · Score: 3, Informative
      Jefferson believed that if there was no protection to intellectual property, people would not be encouraged to share knowledge with others. He believed writers would not write, inventors would not invent, artists would not create art. So in the US Constitution, it says:

      I agree with the gist of your post, but Jefferson didn't believe any of those things (writers would not write, etc). He was, in fact, against patent & copyright as general ideas. His writings on these issues in the Constitution represent the ideas of others involved in the process whom Jefferson grudgingly compromised with.

  17. Wow. by Dannon · · Score: 5, Funny

    I had no idea anyone had patented this.

    I better get in line to buy a license to this patent of theirs if I'm going to start my own web businesses. I'll just add this to the 'One-Click' and 'hyperlink' license expenses.

    I'm having trouble finding an order form on their web site, though. Seems to be down or something. I better keep reloading until I get it. Any of you other /.ers getting anything?

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  18. A question for the legal experts... by Ethelred+Unraed · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In Germany, and I believe in other EU countries, there is a law against mass lawsuits clearly designed to get money -- this is called an "Abmahnwelle" in Germany (literally means "wave of suits"). If some lawyer or company tried something like this, they'd get reprimanded and possibly even disbarred in Germany.

    An example: about a year ago, a couple of clients of mine got notice of a lawsuit from some newly founded organization claiming to protect consumers; the clients' websites were supposedly in violation of an obscure and archaic bit of German law (basically they failed to note specifically on the site that information sent via an e-mail form is stored -- well, duh). Because of the "potential damage to consumers" due to "infringements on their privacy" (i.e. the theoretical number of consumers who could use the site was astronomical), the suit was valued by their lawyers at a high amount, thus theoretically forcing the clients to pay a minimum amount of damages to the organization if they chose to settle.

    Word got around quickly that just about anyone with an e-commerce site got just such a letter, complaints were filed against said lawyer, and the lawyer got seriously shat on (and the suits were withdrawn) and the organization was dissolved.

    Anything like this in the US?

    Cheers,

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    1. Re:A question for the legal experts... by BlueUnderwear · · Score: 2
      In Germany, and I believe in other EU countries, there is a law against mass lawsuits clearly designed to get money -- this is called an "Abmahnwelle" in Germany (literally means "wave of suits"). If some lawyer or company tried something like this, they'd get reprimanded and possibly even disbarred in Germany.

      But then, how does Gravenreuth away with doing exactly that?

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    2. Re:A question for the legal experts... by angeles13 · · Score: 2, Informative

      yes. it's called filing frivolous lawsuits. the lawyers involved can be fined and disbarred. it's just proving that the lawsuits are not legit.

      also, just because they are filing the lawsuit, doesn't mean it will actually go to court. judges have been known to through cases out without merit.

      and i am aware of several lawyers that have been fined and disbarred for doing this

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    3. Re:A question for the legal experts... by ender81b · · Score: 2, Informative

      IANAL blah blah blah but there is barraty, which is a *Criminal* offense:

      BARRATRY - The practice of instituting groundless judicial proceedings - a crime in a number of jurisdictions.

      In old law French barat, baraterie, signifying robbery, deceit, fraud. In modern usage it may be defined as the habitual moving, exciting and maintaining suits and quarrels, either at law or otherwise.

      A man cannot be indicted as a common barrator in respect of any number of false and groundless actions brought in his own right, nor for a single act in right of another; for that would not make him a common barrator.

      n. creating legal business by stirring up disputes and quarrels, generally for the benefit of the lawyer who sees fees in the matter. Barratry is illegal in all states and subject to criminal punishment and/or discipline by the state bar, but there must be a showing that the resulting lawsuit was totally groundless. There is a lot of border-line barratry in which attorneys, in the name of being tough or protecting the client, fail to seek avenues for settlement of disputes or will not tell the client he/she has no legitimate claim.

      The problem, as usual is that barraty is nearly as hard to prove as libel/slander making it a very, very rare thing to see much like Libel/Slander cases.

    4. Re:A question for the legal experts... by Fnkmaster · · Score: 2

      Yes, unfortunately, at the surface of it, this is a lawsuit based on a patent that WAS ISSUED by the USPTO. I am not sure if a lawsuit can be deemed frivolous just because the patent it is based on was frivolous. There seems to be very weak tie-in on this sort of issue in our judicial system. IANAL of course. It would be nice if SOMEBODY could be punished for applying for or issuing such FUCKING ABSURD patents, but right now, nobody gets held accountable, and nothing stops these people until they lose in court (the only way to actually prove that a patent is absurd due to prior art, or triviality of claims, etc.).

    5. Re:A question for the legal experts... by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
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  19. No, no. Mod +1 Funny, +1E6 Scary. by Louis_Wu · · Score: 2
    I wish that we (OK, I'll settle for just me :) could moderate stories. I'd mod this as +1, Funny, and +1E6, Scary. I laughed out loud (at work) when I read this, but if this idiot actually has some success suing companies, we're in a deeper world of hurt than that we currently are in. . . . [incoherant rage] . . .

    Just let me mod stories, that'd be fun.

  20. PanIP is... by NotesSauceBoss · · Score: 5, Informative
    Lawrence Lockwood
    5935 Folsom Drive.
    La Jolla, CA 92073
    619/454-4475

    According to this brief.

    He lost a prior suit for the same patent against American Airlines in 1994, charging that the SABRE online reservation system (and the Travelocity offshoot) infringed on his patent, according to this article.

    I'm still hunting for other information.

    1. Re:PanIP is... by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2
      He lost a prior suit for the same patent against American Airlines in 1994, charging that the SABRE online reservation system (and the Travelocity offshoot) infringed on his patent, according to this article

      SABRE! That thing is so old that the patents would have expired before UNIX came along. SABRE was the very first airline reservation system and the first large scale computerized anything.

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    2. Re:PanIP is... by kst · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The phone number is incorrect.

      I might be able to guess what the correct number is, but I won't; I don't want some innocent third party getting tons of phone calls over this.

      Lawrence Lockwood's name is on the patent, but it was filed in 1994, and PanIP wasn't formed until 2002. Are we sure that Lockwood is affiliated with the company? Is it possible he just sold them the patent?

  21. Bigger companies by TheRealFixer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If some of the larger companies, such as Amazon and eBay, were smart, and thinking ahead, they'd help fund some of these smaller companies defense funds, and back them up in court. Cut these idiots in San Diego off before they can build their "war chest".

    1. Re:Bigger companies by rsborg · · Score: 2

      Conspiracy theory? Perhaps.

      Parent is +1 Insightful.

      Follow the money. Who is the most likely to gain by supporting these PanIP dumbasses?

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    2. Re:Bigger companies by the+gnat · · Score: 2

      This is what I suspect will happen- but not the companies, just people like Bezos or the eBay founders. The latter already know that one crank with the right patent might be able to stir up a huge amount of trouble. They'd be well advised to pour a huge amount of money into these cases just to make an example of PanIP. With the type of money the dotcom moguls have, they could have PanIP's lawyers begging in the street in a short time. This is how big companies work all the time- I think Slashdot linked to an article in Forbes about how IBM used to extort license fees through sheer force of lawyers. Only now the big companies aren't really the agressors.

      It'd send a pretty neat message- "fuck with us and you're through." It's sort of disturbing though, since the patent system is supposed to help the little guys especially. Too bad the little guy is a sleazebag in this case.

  22. Why isn't amazon et al. getting on this. by jericho4.0 · · Score: 2
    In the last story on these guy (last week), it mentioned that amazon 'had no comment' on the ongoing lawsuits.

    If I was in charge of an e-biz, and had a bit of cash in the kitty, you can be sure that it'd be going to the panip defendants war chest. This threatens every company in the world. Panip has decided that they are going to patent every piece of obvious technology left on the floor, and try to leverage themselves towards a big payday.

    You'ld think there'd be a law or something.....

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    1. Re:Why isn't amazon et al. getting on this. by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 2

      I agree, I think thebig boys should spend a few bucks to screw these guys now while they're small

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  23. There should be laws against this type of obvious by mao+che+minh · · Score: 2
    It is ridiculous that law can be bent and twisted in in such a way as to allow such vile ventures. I could have sworn that there were specific stipulations concerning patents that prohibited such treacherous tactics. It is obvious, should the information concerning the granting of the patent is correct, that this is the under-handed work of slime balls that did not actually create any specific technology themselves but rather found a loop hole in the system that grants them control over broad and sweeping technologies (the internet in general, web browsing technologies and all of the things that go along with it, the various technologies that allow such transactions to occur from server to client - such as web servers and things like PHP and mySQL - hell, I could go on all day).

    I don't see how this can be allowed to happen. I am dumbfounded.

  24. An answer from a layman. by Apuleius · · Score: 5, Funny

    No. The American Trial Lawyer's Association has Congress giving it sexual favors. Laws against vexatious litigation are weak and unlikely to be strengthened any time soon.

  25. Prior Art by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 2
    I know for a fact that there was a bookstore in New Orleans that sold books via email .. I was impressed in particular because they had free shipping and would order anything you want. Alas, I don't remember the name of the store. This was back in May 1994; I was there helping by brother pack his things (he had just completed his first and only year at Loyola of New Orleans).

    Anyone else?

    1. Re:Prior Art by blincoln · · Score: 3, Interesting

      CD Connection has been around since 1990. I used to order imports and other discs from their server over telnet. I'm not sure when they first fired up their actual webserver, though.

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  26. Wouldn't it be ironic... by wazzzup · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...if somehow Panip's servers were attacked using a type of machine that's connected to a telephone line and utilizing a video display?

  27. To be more specific... by popo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Not this makes the granting of this patent any easier to swallow, but...

    It should be noted that the patent which was granted seems to apply specifically to sales-content which is tailored towards specific users.

    "individualized sales presentations created from various textual and graphical information data sources to match customer profiles" -- USPTO #5,576,951


    Since most small e-commerce sites using GPL'd commerce software like Agora.cgi don't even support customer login, they'd be less affected by this than the big boys like Amazon and Ebay. (Not that this will ever hold up anyway).

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  28. Sue the patent office? by LordNimon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Is it possible to sue the patent office for approving such an obvious patent? After all, the defendents against this patent need to spend time and money in court because the PO royally screwed up. Someone needs to take this issue to court, get the patent thrown out, and then use that as a basis for a lawsuit against the PO. That would be a major wake-up call.

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    1. Re:Sue the patent office? by u19925 · · Score: 3, Informative

      In US, you can't sue any government office for making any law, enforcing any law or passing judgement unless you can identify individual or agency acted in bad faith deliberately. Thus you have to prove that USPTO employees or officer had some personal interest which resulted into acceptance of this patent (or something else which indicates possibility of crime).

    2. Re:Sue the patent office? by fishbowl · · Score: 2

      No. The government has specific immunities from the sort of lawsuit you suggest. The recourse you, as a citizen, have is: The right to petition for redress of grievances, and the right to vote. If all the people who complained, would vote (at ALL levels), we'd see some serious changes. Unfortunately, people have been propagandized into believing that voting won't make a difference, so instead our process runs on apathy. The status quo DEPENDS on voter apathy!

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  29. From the patent.... by cyberon22 · · Score: 2
    Organizational hierarchies of data sources are arranged so that an infinite number of sales presentation configurations can be created.


    If they sued me, I'd ask them to prove that an "infinite number" of customer profiles can really be created. Realistically, I think that would probably deserve a patent.... ;)
  30. Innovation Dead? by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 2

    Could this really be a harbinger of something larger?

    Already our movie screens are chock full of ideas that were created a generation or more ago, TV is full of shows following formulas that were moderatly successful the season before, and all we can think to patent is stuff that already exists.

    My $0.02

    It seems to me that this is yet another symptom of our country reaching towards equilibrium with the lowest (and I do mean low) common denominator.

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  31. System needs remodeling? by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 5, Interesting

    We'll see a lot of "dumb patent clerk" posts. But I think the problem is fundamental to the patent system and can't be fixed with smarter patent clerks.

    My understanding of the system they make it fairly easy to grant patents. Since all inventions filter into the patent office, it would be hard for them to get anybody who could make informed choices on everything. The technology is just too varied. How many folks here can speak on Nuclear facilities, chemical enginerring processes, and medical tools and be able to say which is good and which is bad? Besides, by definition, patents tend to have a lot of new stuff, that there are no experts in yet. How can you make a judgement if somethings a real invention, or just snake oil? You can't.

    A granted patent isn't a guarantee. It is something that can be fought and contested. Here is where the system determines value. The good guy is supposed to win these. The problem is that the fight has costs. Even if you know you should win, you have to hire attorneys. You have to take depositions, find prior art, all that fun stuff. So a lot of folks with little cash take the only choice they can see, capitulate.

    The problem is that we can't legislate ethics. there's no real law against somebody being a patent shark. Sure the guys a jerk for doing it, and the lawyer's a jerk for taking a case with no merits, but we'll always have slimeballs. You'll have low end companies filing nuisance suits, and big companies with more $200 an hour lawyers than you have total employees doing it.

    Someone correct me if I'm wrong, I'm not a patent attorney. I am curious as to whether this is current practice.

    1. Re:System needs remodeling? by nege · · Score: 2

      so perhaps the problem also lies in the legal system defending the patents? Should it reasonably cost you so much to simply enforce part of the "system" if you are indeed correct? Was this our founding fathers vision? Perhaps so, or perhaps not there are a lot of things in this country that work this way, so I simply pose it as food for thought.

    2. Re:System needs remodeling? by Sajarak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For a start you could prevent people taking out patents on things like business practices and software algorithms. Allowing patents on these sorts of things does little to promote innovation (most of the world outside the USA does quite nicely without software patents) and works vastly in the favour of big companies who can use their warchests of patents to hold small companies' ideas to ransom.

    3. Re:System needs remodeling? by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 2
      So you don't have one person reviewing all patent applications. Even a non-specialist ought to be able to determine the discipline best suited; so this person directs the patent applications to the appropriate staff specialists who are qualified and able to make the determination. Yes, this is possible. Even if an idea is totally new, the theoretical underpinnings ought to be clear enough that a specialist in the field can understand and evaluate them. The patent that establishes an entirely new field of knowledge that no one other than the inventor has any expertise in has never been filed, and never will.

      And yes, you can too legislate ethics. We do it all the time. That we have not yet done so in such a manner as to effectively prevent these frivolous lawsuits is a symptom of the broken US tort law.

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    4. Re:System needs remodeling? by BoneFlower · · Score: 2

      The defendants would likely still need some amount of upfront legal costs, unless a) Their credit rating is unbelievably good or b) Its decent, AND the case is almost impossible to lose. Small companies wouldn't always have great credit ratings, they don't have much revenue or profits, and especially for newer internet companies they are likely have several loans out and items purchased on credit cards they are paying off.

      Still, this would help, it may not enable everyone to mount an effective defense, but it would allow more people to.

  32. I'd like to see the Venture Capital pitch.... by Dr.+Bent · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...for these companies.

    VC: "So what's your great new idea?"

    Future CEO: "Oh, we don't need a great new idea...we just patented an great old idea."

    VC: "And how are you going to make money off an old idea?"

    Future CEO: "Simple...we just sue everybody. No engineers, no tech support, no salespeople, no advertising, just lawsuits"

    VC: "Brilliant! We'll make millions! [to secretary] Lisa, Get my army of lawyers in here...and call my congressman, I need to pass a few new laws."

  33. Court doesn't matter by siskbc · · Score: 2

    Look, this doesn't have to hold up in court. What he is doing is extorting - many companies have already settled. These are small companies that have limited resources, and that's who they pick on. Finally, a group of defendants is pooling resources, and yes, he will lose. But not before recouping his costs of the patent, and a whole lot more.

    Of course, all of this was in the original article...is there any way ./ can IP restrict the comment page to those who actually READ the article?

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  34. Them & the RIAA?? by dogfart · · Score: 2, Interesting
    So they "purchased" Intellectual Property fair-and-square, and are now aggressively going after anyone who is "stealing" their property?

    So tell me what makes them different from the RIAA? If they are successful, will they get Congress to pass laws extending the life of patents indefinitely? Will famous celebrities (Britney, etc.) do public service announcements telling people not to violate these patents by patronizing the evil scofflaws that run e-commerce sites? Will we see ISPs forced to provide customer information, as they track down violators? Will sites providing free open source ecommerce software be taken down?

    PanIP, meet Hillary Rosen

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  35. Flimsy by DaytonCIM · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This invention is directed to data processing systems designed to facilitate commercial, financial and educational transactions between multimedia terminals such as automated sales workstations, information dispensing networks and self-service banking systems. Specifically this invention is directed to a tool for augmentation of sales and marketing capabilities of travel agency personnel in conjunction with computerized airline reservation systems. This invention also relates to financial service application processing, and interactive delivery of informative, educational and recreational audio-visual programs to the home, school or office.

    Interesting... the main focus of the primary patent is the Airline Reservation industry. The later patent adds the "Finacial Industry."

    It should be interesting to see how this partnership group stands against a company like Oracle. Because, by this partnership's defined attack, Oracle is a prime target. And I know the Oracle folks have a ton of patents protecting their technology, which basically is the backbone of e-commerce.

    In addition, Micorsoft's FrontPage is in direct violation of this patent. And we all know that Microsoft has its own wing at the patent office.

    Should make for some serious attorney's fees for some lucky companies.

    I do hope someone takes these clowns to court and challenges the incredibly flimsy patent upon which they rely.

    And if they don't challenge an Oracle or Microsoft, maybe Oracle or Micorsoft should challenge them...

  36. Just run this for a while... by MlBruehlly · · Score: 4, Funny
    Remember the May 13 post? Try this script:
    while : ; do
    while : ; do
    echo GET /case-pat-cit.htm HTTP/1.1
    echo Host: www.panip.com
    echo Connection: keep-alive
    echo
    done | telnet www.panip.com 80 >/dev/null 2>/dev/null
    done
  37. stand up to them by bonovoxpsu · · Score: 2, Informative

    its very sad that we have people who would actually use and abuse a system put in place that give freedom to people who have REAL AND WORTHY ideas. all we hear now are the people who ruin the system for everyone else. but if this really pisses you off, go to http://www.youmaybenext.com and help out if you like. its a site with good info on this jacka**.

  38. Re:No, no. Mod +1 Funny, +1E6 Scary. by jericho4.0 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The sad thing is, panip has already had success doing this. Many victims settled out of court, as they couldn't take the financial risk. Of course, if they don't settle, panip mysteriously stops bothering them. This is blackmail, pure and simple.

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  39. Two Words... by T3kno · · Score: 2

    Justifiable Homicide

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    1. Re:Two Words... by BrookHarty · · Score: 2

      Actually I am suprised many ex-employees dont go after enron execs for loosing thier 401K's.

      We need to go back to the old-west days, if someone was a cattle rustler, you string up a rope and take care of 'em.

  40. This is precisely what I mean... by dh003i · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When I talk about the scope of patents and copyrights being outrageous.

    Life should not be patentable.

    Business models should not be patentable.

    Its fucking bullshit.

  41. Let's tell them what we think! by Rareul · · Score: 2, Informative

    From the website:

    MAILING ADDRESS:
    PanIP (Pangea Intellectual Properties, LLC)
    329 Laurel Street
    San Diego, California 92101-1630 USA
    PHONE: 858-454-7095
    EMAIL: rmercado37@yahoo.com, info@panip.com
    FAX: 858-454-4358


    PANIP LEGAL ADVISOR:
    Kathleen M. Walker
    3421 Thorn Street
    San Diego, California 92104
    PHONE: 619-255-0987
    FAX: 619-255-0986
    EMAIL: kwalkerlaw@cox.net


    LP/LLC INFORMATION:
    PANIP, LLC
    NUMBER: 200207410071
    DATE FILED: 3/12/2002
    STATUS: Active
    JURISDICTION: California
    AGENT FOR SERVICE OF PROCESS:
    William G Wilhelm
    (858) 551-8299
    California State Business Information


    RESEARCH TEAM:
    CHI Research Inc.
    10 White Horse Pike
    Haddon Heights, NJ 08035 USA
    PHONE: (856) 546-0600
    FAX: (856) 546-9633
    EMAIL: info@chiresearch.com
    WEBSITE: www.panip.com

    1. Re:Let's tell them what we think! by nizo · · Score: 2

      Ignore more .sig, I say break them up before they have a serious monopoly here.

  42. BWAHAHA! by The_Shadows · · Score: 2

    Kudos to everyone on /.! We've successfully eliminated them! I can't even get to their website anymore! BWAHAHAHA! First Panip, tomorrow someone else!

    Never underestimate the power of /..

  43. Bounty Quest by namespan · · Score: 2

    Wasn't Bounty Quest supposed to help fix this problem?

    What happened?

    Anyone know of any countercartels of small businesses organizing to put this stuff to rest?

    Where are our lawmakers?

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  44. Minitel in the 80's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Hey guys. Took a quick look at the patent.

    I think it may be invalid. I worked on Minitel in France in '86. Minitel did the same type of thing that this patent describes. There must be a few patents that pre-date and invalidate this.

    If I recall correctly, minitel was initiated in 1976. It grew into a major structure by the early 80's in France. It was called teletext and you could buy online using a graphical interface.

    Of course, I am not a researcher. Don't have time to spend on this.

    Maybe one of you energetic folks could pick up the ball on this point.

  45. Re:No, no. Mod +1 Funny, +1E6 Scary. by dimator · · Score: 3, Funny

    1E6 Scary.

    IE6 is scary, yes!

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  46. I want that job by Jezza · · Score: 2

    Ok people, how do I get a job in the US Patent Office? This looks like the easiest damn job in the world. Some asks for a patent, I give it to them. I could do THAT.

    Gizzusajob!!! Flippin' heck - is this the most stupid thing you've ever heard?

    I'm amazed, truly amazed.

  47. Where does Lockwood get his crack? by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2, Funny

    SABRE????? The same SABRE from the 1960s that every OS textbook in the world uses as an example of an early timeshare system? This guy is on more crack than /. moderators!

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    1. Re:Where does Lockwood get his crack? by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 2

      Parent post is NOT offtopic.
      Parent post has a valid point, and that is that SABRE was around long before this sleazeball attempted prior extortion.
      Parent post however may be incorrect in the comparison between said sleazeball and /. moderators.

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  48. Gravenreuth (Part II) by Ethelred+Unraed · · Score: 2
    You're apparently referring to none other than Freiherr Gravenreuth, a lawyer in Munich. That was one of the more spectacular suits he's done, apparently. He seems to be able to dance on the line of what's legal and what's not and get away with it.

    There is an interesting FAQ about Graventreuth (in German) that you might want to read.

    Cheers,

    Ethelred (who's glad he has legal insurance and a good lawyer)

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  49. patents should be eliminated by Twillerror · · Score: 3, Interesting

    These keep coming up and up and up. When they first started I was still convinced that patents where needed, but after a few years to think about it, I don't think they are good for anything. The usual arguments are

    A) Patents secure investment.
    Bullshit, making profits secures investments. If you spend millions developing a drug, then sell the drug and make your money back. Sure someone else can just reverse engineer it, but you went to market first and you should be able to copyright the name, etc. If you patent it, realize you can't make money, then it just sits there and you make money off nothing. Sell you research, data, etc.

    B) Patents encourage invention/invation.
    Again BS, making money does that, plain and simple. Patents seem to be only applicable to small things these days anyways. You can't patent something like MS Word, or Winamp, that's what copyright is for. No, you patent the MP3 codec, or some stupid alogrithm that calculates grammar.
    Copyright servers the real purpose, not the patent.

    It has been a long time since something was such a great new idea that it deserved a patent. Even new transitor technology doesn't deserve it, mainly because it is based on years and years of others time and thought. Without all the academic bodies working on these things do you think we would really be at 90 nm manufactoring processes. Intel and the like may make it a reality, but they sure as hell don't deserve all the credit. Patents take away the credit.

    Anything worth patenting would require years of R&D. Someone maybe able to reverse engineer for a fraction of the cost, but more then likely would rather just pay you for the data, etc.

    Even if someone bumped his head on a toilet and invented a time machine, I still don't think it should be patentable, why, because with most technology it should be very carefully handled. Coroporations care about bottom line, and rarely about the right and wrong of something.

    I'd be willing to compromise and just change the laws. Pretty simple. Can't patent a naturally occuring substance, ie. a gene, and can't patent a concept, must have a working prototype in order to obtain the patent, and no prior art. Also, the law should patchable. Basically allowing congress to easly remove a concept or an idea from being patentable. If the law was already that way, it would be easy for congress to pass an amendment saying genes couldn't be patentable.

  50. Re:Comment from Pan IP by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The "a senior executive at Pan IP" bit is almost surely bullshit, but the post is worth answering, because it represents some common misconceptions about both what IP law is for and about the "average /.'ers" feelings on the matter.

    A tiny minority of people, on /. or anywhere else, feel that IP laws (patent, copyright, trademark) are fundamentally wrong and broken and should be done away with. I'm not one of them. The Constitution spells out the purpose of IP law very nicely; "to promote ... progress" and "limited time" are the key phrases. Good grants of IP protection serve this purpose, by rewarding the genuinely innovative thinkers who keep our world moving forward. Bad grants of IP protection, such as those used by PanIP, do precisely the reverse.

    Not everything should be patented, copyrighted, or trademarked. There are some ideas (e.g. "buying and selling things over the Web") that are a) not the invention of any one person or group of people, b) immediately obvious to anyone with a brain, and c) so widespread that any attempt to enforce IP law on them would have crippling economic effects. Generally speaking, I think falling into any two of those three categories ought to be enough to remove something from IP protection. I'm particularly concerned about (c) because it seems to be something that a lot of IP vultures Just Don't Get: when a bunch of people are doing something and nobody's bothered to file an IP grant application on it, just because you did file the application does not give you the right to deprive a whole bunch of other people of their livelihood.

    And, oh yeah, on the off chance that you actually are "a senior executive at Pan IP": you and others like you are scum who contribute nothing to the world in which you live. You create no value of any kind, and would be of more service to humanity shoveling shit.

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  51. This speaks loads... by Cervantes · · Score: 4, Funny

    There are a few things here which speak loads about the US business/legal model (and no, this isn't meant to be US bashing)

    - Someone can get granted a patent for doing something that's already being done at the time of the filing. It may not hold up, but it provides ammunition for lawsuits, and isn't that enough for most people? Enter the almighty dollar.

    - It takes years to get a patent. During this time, the "innovative" thing you've thought of becomes commonplace, and by the time you actually have the patent, other people have gotten so rich off the idea that they can sue you into the ground.

    - People are so afraid of lawsuits and lawyers that they're willing to hand over good money to avoid your countrys' legal system, regardless of whether they're wrong or right. Doesn't that say enough right there?

    And, for the obligitory joke, I now intend to file a patent for "stuff", which will "facilitate doing things in some manner", for the purpose of "getting things done, via this stuff paridigm." My revolutionary "stuff" lawsuit will ensure that no-one can ever again do "things" without my express, written consent. And, further, I plan to use my newfound economic power to push for digital copyright restrictions to be placed on "stuff", to ensure that the "things" facilitated by unlicensed copies of my "stuff" cannot be completed. Then, when everything is running on licensed copies of my "stuff", I will the AutoUpdate feature authorized in my "stuff DCP" EULA to sneak in fixes that will not let "stuff" work without calling home to tell me what "things" it is doing. And then, finally, I will take my fortune, close the company, and shut down the server, ensuring that "stuff" cannot call home to report its' "things", and making all the "stuff" shut down across the US.

    Then, maybe, with no "things" to do or "stuff" to do them with, all the idiots who made this mess will get their "heads" out of their "ass" and start using their "brains".

    10 DO end_rant; GOTO end

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    1. Re:This speaks loads... by Synn · · Score: 2

      - People are so afraid of lawsuits and lawyers that they're willing to hand over good money to avoid your countrys' legal system, regardless of whether they're wrong or right. Doesn't that say enough right there?

      I think this is the only real thing wrong with our(America's) legal system. I mean, if you want to sue me for looking at you incorrectly, it really doesn't matter if it doesn't cost me a fortune to defend myself.

      The only solution I can think if is to somehow ravamp how much people can be sued for. If you can sue me for a max of $2k for looking at you incorrectly(a really small offense), then it really doesn't make sense for me to spend 10k on a lawyer or think about settling out of court for 20k because you can try to sue me for 1 million.

  52. Tell the Patent office how you feel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Tell 'em directly.

    usptoinfo@uspto.gov

    800-786-9199 (U.S. and Canada)
    703-308-4357

  53. hmmm by the_other_one · · Score: 2

    I'm going to patent closing up shop in the US and moving operations out of the country.

    But, seriously, if enough tax revenue starts leaving the country the US gov't may start to consider patent reform.

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  54. Re:Comment from Pan IP by rknop · · Score: 2

    You create no value of any kind, and would be of more service to humanity shoveling shit.

    Or, to quote a certain Klingon, being shoveled AS shit.

    Folks like these PanIP folks should be locked away for the rest of eternity. They are a clear and present threat to the USA. Of course, so is the patent office, which should just be closed down. I'm sure they do some good, but at this point it's overwhelmed by the harm they do. I mean, heck, the DC sniper probably helped an old lady across the street once in his life, but it hardly makes him a boon to society.

    -Rob

  55. What it takes to work at the Patent Office... by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2
    1. Re:What it takes to work at the Patent Office... by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2
      You might want to call or email this guy and let him know what you think, since by the link in the parent post, he's the one in charge of letting all these dumbasses patent their 'lawsuits':

      Electronic Commerce
      Tariq.Hafiz@uspto.gov (703-305-9643)

  56. Re:Comment from Pan IP by TheRealFixer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you really are an "executive" of Pan IP...

    Patents can provide a valuable service. I work for a non-profit research company who takes out patents on medical treatments to insure they are available for everyone to benefit from. To specifically prevent some hoser like you from keeping people from benefiting from innovations just to pad your pocketbook.

    How the heck are your patents "protecting people who create value from those who would steal it"? You freely admit you didn't even do any of the inventing! You just pick up patents from others, and exploit them for your own profit!

    How is this "protecting" anything? The only thing it's protecting is your greedy, greasy little hands.

  57. Re:Comment from Pan IP by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2

    We need a patent office, or something like it. We also need a copyright and trademark office, or something like it. It may be that the current setup is broken and needs to be done away with, but it's not fundamentally evil. Actually, I think blaming it on the bureaucrats who have to deal with increasingly absurd and self-contradictory laws while their funding is being slashed to pay for blowing the shit out of illiterate peasants on the other side of the world isn't quite fair ... The best solution would be a complete, ground-up rewrite of IP law based on the Constitutional principles authorizing it, and the money to enforce the law properly. Given the influence of the RIAA, MPAA, BSA, TLA, etc. on "the Senator from Disney" and other key political players, don't hold your breath.

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  58. Little guys can't afford to fight back by xenoc_1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They know it won't stand up. That's why they're going after real small "mom and pop" businesses. Somebody who doesn't have lawyers on retainer, who can't afford the time away from running their business to fight it.

    Think they'd try this with walmart.com or Amazon? The article implies they are considering it, but you know that's just bluster.

    These sleazeballs aren't stupid enough to pick on sombody who could fight back.

    Typical abuse of our legal system.

  59. hmm I just sumitted this today by josepha48 · · Score: 2
    * 2002-10-23 17:48:58 Automated sales and services system PATENT (askslashdot,patents) (rejected)

    It is a company claiming they own e-commerce with patent #5576951. Hmm same company too. Either I'm not the only one who saw this this morning or someone stole my post.

    In any case one of the patents actually applies to an airline reservation system, that I think they are trying to stretch scope of to include e-commerce to get money.

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  60. Correction- by Valar · · Score: 2

    The title should say: San Diego Company Pwns E-Commerce.

  61. Re:Face IT..Utopia...not socialism. by Mnemia · · Score: 2

    How on earth could that possibly work? You're saying that the government should stay out of the economy, but that the economy should still take on goals of the common good. You can't make people do that unless you have government of other structural coercion, because an economy of the "people" will almost certainly lead to concentration of power around money, and the individuals who have money will likely not be interested in the goals of the average individual. It is inevitable that someone will have power over others in any functioning economy, be it the government in a socialist system or the greedy capitalists in ours. That's not necessarily a bad thing since it allows society to function without chaos and tyranny of the majority. The problem is just trying to make sure that there is a balance between different groups with power, rather than allowing it shift completely to one group.

    There's nothing inherently wrong with capitalism, and much that is very good, since it tends to regulate itself pretty well. But it does need government checks from time to time, so it's important to have a strong government as well.

  62. What happens if... by kindbud · · Score: 2

    What happens if a frivolous lawsuit is ignored?

    A summary judgment is likely to be issued, right? Or is it a criminal offense to fail to answer a civil summons? OK, so I appear in court and sign whatever it is I need to sign to avoid committing contempt or whatever. Then I ignore the plaintiff.

    What happens if the plaintiff tries to collect the judgment, and the defendant ignores the bill collectors?

    Do civil courts have the power to send the police to an ISP not named in the lawsuit to confiscate equipment? What can the plaintiff really do to enforce compliance with frivolous judgments?

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  63. PanIP and Slashdot by Veteran · · Score: 2

    Of course since Slashdot accepts advertising revenue that would mean that this site is using text and graphics for commerce - so pay up guys.

  64. No, but you're on the right track by dilute · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As the poster above pointed out, the government is generally IMMUNE from these kinds of suits.

    But it IS a time-honored sport to challenge the validity of patents (in a lawsuit against the patent owner) and then seek to take depositions of the patent examiners who were involved in the grant of the patent. Though the Patent Office will try to limit the examiners' testimony to essentially zero, it still REALLY tweaks them no end to have their examiners called to the witness stand.

    This patent, by the way, looks like a complete piece of garbage that had claims tacked onto it years after the fact. These later-thought-up claims had virtually no relationship that I can see to what was actually disclosed when the thing was originally filed.

    It's an ABOMINATION.

  65. For my next trick: by SecGreen · · Score: 3, Funny

    I plan to patent the process by which you can render a undesirable company's website effectively useless by repeatedly posting stories about it to /.

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  66. Re:Face IT..Utopia...not socialism. by Mnemia · · Score: 2

    I disagree that it is possible to move towards a classless society. There is no way that everyone in the world could live at US standards of wealth without draining the Earth's resources, so those who have wealth now would have to give it up. And because wealth is power, that will never happen. It doesn't matter who has the power, the government or the rich, but someone WILL always have power because people are inherently selfish as individuals and some people will always be in a position to take advantage of others. That's not a flaw in the system, that's life.

  67. This has already been on slashdot three times! by Knightmare · · Score: 2

    I can almost forgive reposting a story once... but 3+ times? It can be found here here and here

    I only know this off the top of my head because I am the developer of one of those sites :) So I have great interest in this topic... But it would have been as simple as reading the submitted story, clicking on the website and seeing the big PANIP banner at the top, then tabbing over to your browser that has slashdot in it, going to the bottom of the page and typing panip in the search box. No more difficult than that, you can take the extra minute to check the story out...

    Sometimes I think the posters get caught up in the same FIRST POST mentality when they decide to promote a story submission to the front page.

    blah.

  68. Re:Face IT..Utopia...not socialism. by Mnemia · · Score: 2

    Maybe I wasn't clear before, but an economic system does not carry values, good or bad. A system is good when it minimizes general human suffering, and no system exists that could do that better than capitalism at the moment. The problem with replacing the system as it exists is that there would be nothing to regulate wealth anymore. Environmental destruction is in some ways a failure by the government to regulate industry and a sign that power has swung too far from government, and in other ways it is the INEVITABLE consequence of massive overpopulation.

    Companies are simply a tool for giving the economy (ie the "People") what they want, and the People are demanding more conveniences etc at the cost of the environment. The problem is not capitalism, it is the fact that we have 6 billion people and growing on a planet that should not be able to sustain even a fraction of that.

  69. I hereby patent... by Arcturax · · Score: 3, Funny

    Duplicate articles!

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  70. Re:Court doesn't matter - well kind of by loners · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If the patents are invalidated by the courts and there is any evidence that the company might have known, then all the people who settled can civil sue for their money back plus punitive damages. Last I heard in California punitive could be as much 300% of actual damages.

  71. Oh, stop whining by vsprintf · · Score: 3, Funny

    For instance, the fictitious loan officer may ask, "Are you familiar with our loan repayment schedule?" If the customer desires to read the loan repayment schedule, he would indicate his choice. The loan schedule would then be textually displayed. After reading the text, the applicant would proceed to more questions 147 presented by the fictitious loan officer. The customer could continue to additional textual displays about legal responsibilities of obtaining a loan or return to the fictitious loan officer who would continue the presentation.

    It seems pretty obvious these people have locked up a completely new form of electronic communication. Let's see . . . where's that "fictitious" button? All I see is preview and submi

  72. There are no frivilous judgements by rhombic · · Score: 2

    Just frivilous lawsuits.

    If a judgement is entered against you, the plaintiff can file liens against your property, and ask the local sheriff's office to sieze your property (personal or otherwise) and sell it at auction. If you don't respond to the lawsuit, the judge will issue a summary judgement against you, and you won't be able to appeal, since you've got no grounds. You'd have to be a complete and total idiot to ignore a summons on a civil suit.

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  73. This'll burn out... by AlphaOne · · Score: 2

    This is going to burn out pretty quickly.

    In the PanIP complaint, they demand a trial by jury. I can't imagine any (competent) jury in the United States that would award anything to PanIP for this.

    It's almost as if they were awarded a patent for a device that absorbs nasal discharge via a paper wicking system. An ingenious idea, certainly, but an obvious one.

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    1. Re:This'll burn out... by BoneFlower · · Score: 2

      It was a jury that gave the old lady 4 million dollars for spilling coffee on herself. Don't put so much faith in juries.

    2. Re:This'll burn out... by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 2
      Only because they were furious with McDonalds, which in turn was completely contemptuous and scornful of the problem and arrogant. That 4M (which was only an initial figure) was not intended as a fair settlement. I can sum the meaning of that 4M up in two words from a movie:

      "Dodge this." *POW*

      Of course, you can continue believing the spin if you want, nobody is stopping you :) but with all the talk about corp-ocracy on Slashdot, can you be surprised that a jury in the USA got good and practical and returned a verdict that was basically a bitch-slap, to say 'you WILL pay attention to this'?

      We need more juries like that, not less. The purpose of the exercise wasn't to transfer funds from McDonald's to an old lady. The purpose of the exercise was justice- and what with the obnoxious behavior of the corporation, punitive justice was called for- and how are you supposed to bitchslap a corporation like that with a REASONABLE fine? Only an unreasonable fine will even make them freaking blink, much less consider not intentionally burning the fuck out of people routinely.

      Look it up- it's an interesting story.

    3. Re:This'll burn out... by BoneFlower · · Score: 2

      The entire concept of that lawsuit was bullshit from the start. It should have been laughed at when initially filed and NEVER should have gone to trial.

  74. Here's a thought by Maleko · · Score: 2

    Why don't we (as in the geeks of the world) get together and patent EVERYTHING we can think of. If the corps want to play the IP game, why shoudn't we?

  75. Re:Comment from Pan IP by davidb54 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In my view, patents provide a valuable service in our society, protecting people who create value from those who would steal it.

    No, in your view, patents provide a way to make money. If you were really interested in protecting those who create value, you'd be focusing your efforts elsewhere. No value was created by the filing of the patents that you are now trying to "enforce". The real value was created by the architects of HTTP, SSL and HTML, as well as the multitudes of programmers and web designers who actually put in the work to make the World Wide Web what it is today. What did your client contribute to this edifice? Nothing, and you know it - if not now, then soon, when you're sued into oblivion. Live by the sword, die by the sword. Perhaps you should take up something easier, like selling Amway products?

  76. Somebody should fire bomb the fuckers. by crovira · · Score: 2

    And then firebomb the patent office and all their fuckin' archives.

    This is absolutely stupid.

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    1. Re:Somebody should fire bomb the fuckers. by Drishmung · · Score: 2
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  77. Re:Comment from Pan IP by EricWright · · Score: 2

    Much as I hate to say it, you're wrong. There is no such thing as "Fair Use" of a patent. You're thinking of copyrights. Patents are completely exclusive, the patent holder may dictate EVERYTHING about their patent. If they want to give away rights to the patent to everyone, that's their prerogative. If they want to make you pay $1M for rights, that also their prerogative.

    Patents are so exclusive that, if two people independently come up with the same idea, only the person who gets the patent granted to them gets rights to it. The other person has no rights to it whatsoever.

    It sucks, but that's the way it goes...

  78. Re:No, no. Mod +1 Funny, +1E6 Scary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    actually it's extortion, not blackmail.

  79. justice? by eagl · · Score: 2

    Back in the day, we'd just find the loser who claimed such things, grab a rope and string him up. People were a lot more polite back then, especially about making wild claims about owning "unownable" things.

    Imagine a snooty lawyer trying to tell a texas cattle baron that he owns a patent on branding cattle, and the cattle baron must pay him a royalty for each branded cow. I'm sure the lawyer wouldn't have lived through the day if he pressed his claim. I don't see how this sort of patent abuse is much different, except that we've given the lawyers all the power.

    Maybe we need to start hanging crooked lawyers again...

  80. The ultimate and Final solution... by s-orbital · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think I will patent the litigation process, so that no one can sue, except with my permission...

    Muhahahaha!!!!!

    I definitley dont want that GPL'd!

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  81. Article has it wrong by Wraithlyn · · Score: 5, Informative

    Well, from a brief glance at the patent in question, it appears to NOT be a patent on "using graphical and textural content on your e-commerce site." as the writeup claims.

    It is more along the lines of using these elements to create a customized presentation based on an individual's profile. To quote the first line of the patent (Emphasis mine):

    "A system for composing individualized sales presentations created from various textual and graphical information data sources to match customer profiles."

    So it's not quite as absurdly broad as the article makes it out to be. Not quite, I said.

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  82. They're not the only ones up to these hijinks by stox · · Score: 2

    Divine Intervultures^H^H^H^H^Hventures here in Chicago is up to the same stunts. Sadly, the only reference I can find for this is on a pay site, chicagobusiness.com. I'm really starting to wonder if a patent is actually the mark of the beast. This is getting completely out of control.

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  83. Consolidation by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 3
    I learned a really cool word once: Consolidation. According to Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary, It means:
    1. the act or process of consolidating : the state of being consolidated
    2. the process of uniting : the quality or state of being united; specifically : the unification of two or more corporations by dissolution of existing ones and creation of a single new corporation
    3. pathological alteration of lung tissue from an aerated condition to one of solid consistency
    (Aside: I have a feeling the third definition doesn't fit in this current discussion. Link: http://www.britannica.com/dictionary?book=Dictiona ry&va=consolidation.)

    I'm pointing out this vocabulary word because I'm trying to say that all these VICTIM companies must band together in an effort to wipe out these criminals, and furthermore, to take legal action against the government for allowing a ridiculous patent, which was OBVIOUSLY issued in malice, to be issued in the first place.

    Oh yeah. And don't forget to spell "consolidation" twenty five times and to use it in three sentences.

  84. Two words: Prior art by NullProg · · Score: 5, Interesting

    From the article:

    "automated sales and services system,"
    Prior to their patent, In 1988/89 I coded a program that did just that for a Food Distributor. Salesmen would dial a 800 number, and without any human intervention, the program would take the sales order, process it, and service it by adding the items to the stores next delivery. The salesmen were using symbol barcode readers with 300 baud modems.

    "automatic business and financial transaction-processing system."
    This is the patent that confuses me the most. I worked for a Bank. I moved money through the FED nightly. Our own patent office doesn't recognize how the FED works?

    Is this company prepared to sue the FED???

    I have source code available for lawyers to review once they have cleared it with my previous employers.

    Ok, calm down, have a beer (gulp). Enjoy,

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  85. I wrote to the defense site... by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...to ask about contributing to a defense fund (after reading about this on /. a few days ago). Here's what they had to say:

    Thanks for your support. We are currently in the process of setting up the Group Defense and the PANIP Group Defense Fund. We hope to have it set up by the end of this week giving people a chance to contribute online through a PayPal account. The response has been very encouraging.

    Stay tuned in and help us spread the word. PANIP thought they could extort money from small businesses without them making much noise. They were wrong.

    Timothy Beere
    DeBrand Fine Chocolates
    http://www.debrand.com
    http://www.youmaybenext.com


    I'll also pick up some chocolates for my wife at their site...that way I can help their business and score some points with the bride at the same time. Double bonus!

  86. 100 bucks by Lonath · · Score: 2

    100 bucks says that PanIP sues the "You may be next" website for taking donations since they're engaging in some kind of commerce or financial transaction over a network. It will be pretty fucking scary if they get away with that.

  87. prior use by night_flyer · · Score: 2

    or prior story?

    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/10/22/0152 41 &mode=thread&tid=155

    you let this one slip by for two days guys, you all are slipping....

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  88. OMG he patented PR0N by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 2

    and recreational audio-visual programs to the home, school or office

    Recreational audio-visual programs?!? Well looks like everyone on slashdot is gonna get a letter from PanIP's lawyers...

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  89. When will they patent-- by BoneFlower · · Score: 2

    A reliable webserver.

  90. Re:Comment from Pan IP by BoneFlower · · Score: 2

    Moderators, you screwed up on this one. This post should be "5-Funny"

  91. US patent 6,443,222 by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
    GRANTED TO: small business owners.

    CLAIMS: liberation of the economic sphere by the appropriage use of bludgeoning and cranium-shattering implements applied to the external surfaces of the body of mister Lockwood, until biological functions cease consecutively to mechanical lesions that prevent the nervous tissues from being innervated properly by nourishment and oxygen hemoglobin-based transfer fluid.

  92. i work for a company sued by by them last year by schwartzon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    i worked for a company in horseheads, N.Y. called IST (www.istcorp.com) developing their new webpages. We got this lawsuit and were all astonished about its vagueness and absurdity. So astonished, in fact, that i sent a post in to slashdot asking to start a dialogue about this. needless to say, being that the moderators of this board are soo friggin stuipd, they didnt deem it worthy. needless to say, i did some investigation on my own. The owner of these patents is one Lawrence Lockwood, who i tracked down and tried to call. If you do some reasearch online, this guy had sued a few companies a few years ago, and appearantly won. We got this lawsuit, and after seeing that all of the patents have to do with airline ticket distribution systems. We figured that what they were doing was "shotgunning" their lawsuit. By that I mean, they were planning on suing a lot of smaller companies who cant stand for themselves, and hoping that they would settle out of court. Well we didnt, we called their bluff. And appearantly that was the last we heard of them.. mewonders if they got more persistant?

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  93. Bring it on by RembrandtX · · Score: 2, Interesting

    http://www.blackanddecker.com
    lets see how this company takes on a
    multinational coorporation that is notoriously paranoid with patent laws - and has a legal precident along these lines. [Branding and presentation]

    I'm pretty sure the cat is out of the bag on this one. [aside from the fact that I had thought you only have a limited amount of time before it becomes an almost impossible battle to win.]

    For example .. Stanley Tools lost the ability to protect the colours Yellow & Black (in association with their name & brand) because Dewalt Tools produced power tools in those colours for X years and stanley didn't file suit.

    When they TRIED [because Dewalt was gobbling up their professional market presence] they were rebuked and basically told 'You should have done something about it 5 years ago.'

    This, I would think certainly sets precident, of WHAT im not sure .. Since last i checked .. the colours Yellow and Black were not exactly paid royalties for their 'creative process'.

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  94. In other news, Slashdot patents story by CrystalFalcon · · Score: 2

    Was this story so good it had to be patented and published again?

  95. Re:Non-California conspiracy? by InnovATIONS · · Score: 2

    Same reason that they picked smaller companies. A larger company might have a legal relationship with a national law firm. A small company, if they have representation at all, will most likely only have a relationship with a local law firm. Dealing with court appearances across the country makes a legal defense more expensive. If they sued my company (in So Cal) I could cobble together a holding action defense out of a minimum number of attorney hours, personal time, and no travel costs.

  96. PanIP doesn't give adequate notice by kaltkalt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you read PanIP's initial complaint setting forth the "grounds" for its lawsuit, it is pretty clear that all the allegations are mere conclusory statements. "Defendant is infringing on our patent #whatever and continues to do so." ... stuff like that does not give adequate notice per Federal Rules of Civil Procedure Rule 8(a)(2). Just saying "you're infringing my patent #1234567" isn't enough. Gotta give some minimal explanation as to how they are infringing your patent. Check out Gen-Probe, Inc. v. Amoco Corp., Inc., 926 F.Supp. 948 S.D.Cal., 1996 for a good description on this vis a vis patent infringement suits. California federal court, no less. Keep in mind that the patent office is the second most profitable government organization, right behind the IRS. They are in the business of selling patents. For them to say "no, we're not gonna grant you a patent for that because that's a load of bullshit" is like Walmart kicking out customers because they aren't well-dressed enough to shop there.

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  97. The Solution to "Obvious" by AftanGustur · · Score: 2


    Since more or less everybody agrees that obvious things shouldn't be patentable, I'we come up with a new model for the patent office.

    First of all, "Obvious" means a solution that a group or individual with education in the field can come up with in a reasonable amount of time.

    Here is the new method:
    Have patent appliers describe in detail What problem their new idea solves
    Post the problem description on a web page
    Let the world brainstorm for a year or so (How long is the standard process anyway ?) and post all the solutions they can come up with on the website.
    The patent applier gets a patent for those parts of his solution that haven't been decribed on the webpage and to which there is no prior art.

    Fair ?

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  98. Some logic holes: by NeuroManson · · Score: 2

    POS systems, read "Point of Sales" for the layman. These devices involve a simple computer and display for the purposes of sales, and in many cases (going back as far as the mid 1980s) included a 300 baud modem for the purpose of sending credit card information for purchases. Similarly, there were credit card terminals for years, AND of course, ATM POS terminals (and the machines themselves) around for well over a decade.

    Doesn't that therefore disqualify these false patents as prior art?

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  99. Bellboy patented e-commerce by KjetilK · · Score: 2

    Actually, it was a Norwegian company called Bellboy that patented e-commerce. They started to file lawsuits too, but got spanked so badly by Norwegian courts that they will probably not stand on their feet again.

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  100. I can see the future... by bLanark · · Score: 2

    I can see in the future some little country is going to get really connected, 'net wise, then guarantee no software patent laws, and every big firm in the world is going to source their web datacentre there. Kinda like in Cryptonomicon. But this will be used just for serving web sites, ecommerce sites, gambling sites, even porno sites.

    Some clever lawyer will work out a way that Amazon US has no link with Amazon Tonga (or Bermuda, or wherever it is), and so there "patent infringements" can't bite. There will be a US company amazon that simply delivers stuff on behalf of amazon.to (as Tonga domains are known).

    And every other company will follow suit. At least the big ones will. And the lawyers will not find a way round, and no lawsuits will be raised, for will not be worth it.

    And if that little island is in the carribean, or somewhere else nice and warm, then I want to be there, changing backup tapes at night and lying on the beach all day!

    Seriously, something like this has got to happen, because patents, software patents, prime number patents, mobile phone ringtone patents, etc, have all got out of order!

    Of course, the juristictions should all agree to avoid trademark infringement, etc, otherwise people will get p*ssed off. So companies will choose the countries that are big on "fair" laws but not on "stupid" ones.

    Will they ever stop web traffic from coming in to the US from these places? Who knows, but if enough companies source their sites off-shore, then they can't stop it all, it'd be disasterous for the economy.

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  101. How, again, is this funny? by fizbin · · Score: 2

    Every time there's a silly patent story here on slashdot, this comment (or close variations of it) get made. Over, and over, and over.

    Please, please start marking this stuff redundant. It was possibly funny once. Maybe. It's over now.

  102. Re:No, no. Mod +1 Funny, +1E6 Scary. by Reziac · · Score: 2

    I noticed the list of businesses being sued are those with just enough assets to have something to lose (thus can be put in fear of being taken for their entire investment), yet not rich enough to have an attorney on retainer who has enough experience in this area to promptly inform them that the lawsuit is complete horseshit.

    Too bad PanIP hasn't hit someone with a lawyer in the family and the inclination to countersue 'em.

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  103. Re:Little guys can't afford to fight back by Reziac · · Score: 2

    Also, they're tending to focus on parts of the country (such as the midwest) where kneejerk lawsuits are NOT the norm, so seem even more scary to the victim.

    I did notice (having checked a few of the supplied links) that some of these small business websites have already been shut down. I was actually looking at docsource to see if they happened to all be using some prepackaged commercial site, since it occurred to me that if they had, and if it was template-built by a product from a major player like Macromedia, that might be a hook to get one of these suits passed on to the wrong gorilla, and get this con artist's ass burned.

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  104. Re:IE6 is scary! was(Re:No, no. Mod +1 Funny) by CyberKnet · · Score: 2

    I think you will find that whilst effective against combatting ASCII art, the lameness filter is one of the most annoying things slashdot ever implemented... try posting code some time. yeeesh. talk about a nightmare to try and get through.

    BTW, I notice I'm on your friend list. Do I know you from somewhere?

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  105. Re:IE6 is scary! was(Re:No, no. Mod +1 Funny) by Louis_Wu · · Score: 2
    BTW, I notice I'm on your friend list. Do I know you from somewhere?

    I don't think so. I use my friend list as a way to keep track of people who make intelligent comments. I must have read something you wrote, and hit the grey pill. :)

  106. It's a timothy story, so it must be a repeat! by TheFrood · · Score: 2

    The original story appeared almost two weeks ago, so this actually isn't too bad by timothy's standards.

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