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ECCp-109 Solved
Daerk writes "ECCp-109 has been solved. A week ago. Now wonder my stats haven't updated. Now what am I going to do till climateprediction.net goes live..."
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Now what am I going to do till climateprediction.net goes live...
Figure out what the hell an ECCp-109 is?
or better yet, maybe take a walk?
Na...
Now I can go to sleep.
You don't know how much this has been keeping me up.
None of you know.
I think I'll need to lose some weight before I get into contortion ;)
*What* has been solved? EP-what?...
NOOO!!!!
Why have I never heard of this? I must be getting dumber!
Now I'm sure all these uber-geeks are laughing at me.
Must sit still. Must...find...something...cogent...to...say...
My other sig is also a
We ought to get the people here behind some distributed computing project. I bet we could beat any other team.
And if we can't....well, we will show impressed we are by posting a link to their website hehehe....
Can anyone here prove the theory first suggested by Beavis that "the angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the beat"?
"Ask not what your country can do for you." --John F. Kennedy
No client to download. Just write "God, if you can see this, please show yourself!" in a large font on your screen using the blink-tag. If enough people do it, God will see it.
Note that once we make contact with God, He can cure cancer for us, factor larger integers, or tell us where the aliens are, so this distributed computing project subsumes every other one.
they can join my distributed project. Just download my program and it runs in the backround. It will be busy computing the number of Distributed Projects in the world. We currently have 30,000 users. We expect to know the exact number in 100 years.
FAQ:
Why will it take so long to figure out:
Short Answer: The number of Distributed Projects out there grows exponentially.
Why would anyone want to do this:
Short Answer: Nobody does
...mmmmmm curvey...
I'd *love* to switch from SETI to the cancer research program, but I'm definitely not switching to Windows to do it!
*mumbles something about installing Windows would be spreading cancer*
Pereant, inquit, qui ante nos nostra dixerunt.
"Confound those who have said our remarks before us."
How about a distributed project where millions of people around the world can correct spelling mistakes in Slashdot articles. Or cancel previously posted stories.
Tuus crepidae innexilis sunt.
Let's find a cure for islamic nutcases. Oh wait. Einstien already solved that one when he split the atom... good ol' Albert. Always thinking ahead.
Unable to resolve target system life.liberty.pursuit-of-happiness.
a = a
a^2 = a^2
a^2 - a^2 = a^2 - a^2
Factor both sides, one by binomial, the other by a
(a + a)(a - a) = a(a - a)
Divide by the common (a - a) factor...
(a + a) = a
2a = a
2 = 1
Therefore 1 + 1 = 2 + 1 = 3.
QED
blarg.
I think you would have done better with a goatse link.
Slashdot: Where people pretend to be twice as smart as they really are by behaving like children.
stop....doing...that...!!!!!!
can't get my team and user stats since
2 days, because of the increase in traffic
and users!!!!
neeed.. know... user/team... stats
seriously though:
good to see they are getting tons of new
users lately
Bad math! BAD! You divided by zero! no donut for you.
(a-a)=0 for all values of a
Lots of technical and environmental problems are solved by the application of vast amounts of nuclear power
The answer is.
k=281183840311601949668207954530684
Great movie, really hard to understand ending.
Don't you realize that once we contact the aliens they can cure all earth diseases with a flick of a tentacle?
"Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
... or does anyone else picture some guy at the distributed computing sorta places going, "Their cycles ... all their cycles ... ARE MINE ... ALL MINE! BWHAHAHAH!" while these programs are going on?
now we can finally start working on ECCp-110. Excitement abound.
I Heart Sorting Networks
I'm searching for the "-1 Too fucking stupid to get the joke," but it's just not there. Neither is "-1 Irrelevant nitpick." It's just sad.
Actually right now he is in custody, explaining the ballistics of a fully laden .223 round.
Later on he goes to tryouts for the goatse.cx cover model, sponsored by the Federal Bad Guy Rehab Prison.
Yea, I'm going to hell for that one.
Glonoinha the MebiByte Slayer
"Now" and "No" are not the same word. They vaguely sound the same and have much the same spelling, but CANNOT be used interchangeably. In fact, such interchange could be disastrous given the worst-case context. Imagine the questions "Should I shoot?" or "Is the building clear for demolition?" or "Is Windows ready for mission critical applications?". Clearly "now" and "no" are not the same word, and I trust slashdot editors will check for this in the future.
We have... it's called "DOS-a-server-randomly", and we solve that problem several times daily.
q:]
MadCow.
I used to have a sig, but I set it free and it never came back.
he divided by a donut hole...
not a zero...
nbfn