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Stargate SG-1 Gets A Seventh Season

An anonymous reader writes "Farscape may or may not have been cancelled [does anyone know?], and Enterprise is so politically correct I can barely bring myself to watch it, but with MacGyver onboard, it looks like Stargate SG-1 will be back for a seventh season."

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  1. Re:It's a shame... by Romothecus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sorry, I should have clarified, I was talking about Farscape. And then there was Space: Above and Beyond.

  2. Too bad... by Mr.+Sketch · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    Since the show sucks now that they killed off Daniel. Oh well, it was good until then. I'm guessing this will probably be it's last season.

    1. Re:Too bad... by photonrider · · Score: 2

      I think the show is as good as ever. The new guy is fitting in pretty good and Daniel gets to pop back in now and then.

  3. Enterprise politically correct? by kir · · Score: 4, Informative

    Really? I've just started watching them and feel it's no where near as PC as TNG or Voyager. I guess if you compare it to something like Firefly... OK.

    Just how bad is Andromeda?!?! Or is just me who thinks it's shite?

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    1. Re:Enterprise politically correct? by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just how bad is Andromeda?!?!

      All I needed to hear was the credits for the new season ("The universe is a dangerous place."). That said it all. It's going to be BAD. Then there was the line from Dylan about Tyr not hurting their friendship -- as if that were Tyr's first concern, instead of survival. Then there was the nuthouse episode, which I could not believe -- I was so bored, I was about to shut it off. The only reason I watched the last episode was to see John DeLancie. Now it's no more Andromeda for me. It's just gotten too sappy -- all the things that made it different from all the other shows are gone -- Tyr is becoming a nice guy, and the edge is even being taken off Sid (John DeLancie's character) and, with 50 worlds, the Alliance now acts like Star Fleet on idiot pills.

      That's how bad Andromeda is!

  4. farscape still cancelled by banky · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Farscape is still cancelled, but some people are trying to save it, and the jury is still out. It's a dead man (show) walkin' but it's not over till the switch is thrown.

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    1. Re:farscape still cancelled by EverDense · · Score: 3, Funny

      I click on the watchfarscape.com link. The page loaded, including a picture of Aeryn Sun (Claudia Black).
      For a split second (before I looked at her face, and realised who she was) I thought I'd been re-directed to a soft porn site.
      ...and thats the real tragedy of the show being cancelled.

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    2. Re:farscape still cancelled by Neon+Spiral+Injector · · Score: 2

      I clicked the link to see what you were talking about, but just got Ben Browder (John Crichton). I was like, "huh?". Then I refreshed and got Claudia. Cool, the page has different people on it each time you load.

    3. Re:farscape still cancelled by Jordy · · Score: 2

      I've noticed a lot of SciFi's TV shows have ended and they have very few original shows now.

      This brings up the question, what are they going to do with their budget?

      I remember they turned down taking up Babylon 5 because of all the original programming they were doing. It sure would be interesting if they focused their money on another jms project.

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    4. Re:farscape still cancelled by spectecjr · · Score: 2

      Wrong wrong wrong.

      Scifi channel may have cancelled it, but the show does still exist and is still sindicated (in Canada anyways).


      They're still showing already filmed episodes in Canada.

      That's very different from it still being alive. Sci-Fi was one of the main financial backers of the show, and without them puttin in their $750,000 per episode, it's dead.

      Simon

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  5. Aah.. MacGyver.. by EvilCabbage · · Score: 5, Funny

    I havent sat down and watched an episode of SG-1 yet. Seeing MacGyver without his mullet just un-nerves me.

    1. Re:Aah.. MacGyver.. by Xenographic · · Score: 2, Informative

      Worse, where's the DUCT TAPE? How's he supposed to fix/invent things without his roll??? :]

      Heck and they even make McGuyver-inspired flat-rolls of it you can stick in your pocket now--they're quite useful, too!

    2. Re:Aah.. MacGyver.. by teslatug · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't bad mouth McGuyver unless you want to get a royal wedgie from the sisters from hell.

  6. Noooo!!! by molrak · · Score: 5, Funny

    That means we'll probably have to wait yet another year for the MacGyver Reunion Special, or the Richard Dean Anderson E! True Hollywood Story. Oh well, I guess there's always of catching him on the old reruns of General Hospital on Soap Network.

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  7. Question about SG TV series by CathedralRulz · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Hi,
    I have never watched this show but am curious how it compares to the Star Trek and Babylon 5 series in that does it have a story arc and continuity between each episode? I think the show started on the Showtime network, didn't it? How did it become syndicated?
    Thanks.

    1. Re:Question about SG TV series by xQx · · Score: 2, Informative

      yes there's a story arc.
      in fact, it's almost as much of a story arc as babylon 5, except that they are making up as they go along.

      It's alot like star trek, with a little more action, just as much moral debate, and probably just as much drama.

    2. Re:Question about SG TV series by Cyno01 · · Score: 5, Informative

      its based on the movie and theres a lot of continuity between the episodes and its mostly based on hard science, for things they cant explain they make up simple solutions without a lot of technobabble, just about every episode the team visits a new planet, and every planet is pretty much like some period in the earths history, sorry if that sounds cynical, i really do like the show, anyways... it was originally on showtime, i dunno for how long but showtime dropped it and sci-fi picked it up, its syndicated, i dont know much about that, but watching it on saturday afternoons before we got cable got me hooked

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    3. Re:Question about SG TV series by PythonOrRuby · · Score: 5, Funny

      And vastly better dialogue.

    4. Re:Question about SG TV series by jpt.d · · Score: 5, Informative

      I would say that it isn't as well planned as Babylon 5 (not that there really could be that much planning in another series [with exception of Jeremiah]) but the things get done. For example B5 didn't deal with so many things that were close to home, Shadow War, Earth War, Centari-Narn war, etc. SG-1 is faced with more direct threats to their survival. First season was being shut down (base being shutdown), then the attack of earth by Aphophis, then the Tok'ra taking over Carter (main character). All this in a three episode span. Eventually it is the replicators, system-lords, a planted asteroid, big bombs that can go through walls, the thing that can destory the stargate, etc. Need I say more? I wouldn't really compare it to star trek though.

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    5. Re:Question about SG TV series by Marillion · · Score: 5, Informative

      Showtime had the series for five seasons. They syndicated it - with a lag of about a year. A big complaint about SciFi picking it up is that they jumped into season six with a bunch of fans (including me) lost on the background of a cast change.
      It doesn't really have a strong arc in that if you miss an episode you're lost for weeks. There's a few arch enemy races that are always lurking ready to pop up into some episode. There good aliens too who help out, sometimes.
      They avoid "techno-bable" by just accepting that there are aliens out there who make cool stuff we humans just can't understand. "We don't know how that works," is a frequent line.
      Another key success factor is the great cast. Anderson gets some great one-liners and brings a good dose of humour to the show. Tapping and Shanks are totally convincing as the shows eggheads. The supporting cast could easily lead in their own series.
      I sure the show syndicated because there's money to be made.

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    6. Re:Question about SG TV series by Bongo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      am curious how it compares to the Star Trek and Babylon 5 series in that does it have a story arc and continuity between each episode?

      Compared to B5, Stargate doesn't have as rich a story arc. It's not as grand either. For example, in B5 you have all the Mimbari religious beliefs which they take very seriously, and much later (I forget which season) you discover that the founder was actually a human, genetically changed by the Vorlons and sent back in time 1000 years using the Great Machine aboard the B4 station (which mysteriously disappeared years ago) to help the Mimbari fight the first Shadow war.

      Although, for my tastes, some of the "big answers" in B5 were a bit of a letdown. Like, the Shadows and Vorlons, advanced races that are a million years old, one as evil as the other is wise, with undefeatable technology, turn out to be just two divorced parents arguing over how to raise the children and using the children as pawns in their little spat.

      Still, the death of Sheridan, and the episodes set in the far future were brilliant ideas and touching.

      So you won't see any of that richness or complexity in Stargate. In the latter it's just good guys and bad guys. The system lords are just dumb arrogant war-lords who ride around the universe in stupid looking ships which despite being full of amazing technology, let themselves be captured and killed by a couple of humans with C4.

      But then Stargate doesn't forget that it's a TV show, and meant to be fun. You won't see the "meaningful" tone of B5 on this show, which after watching avery episode of B5, is something of a relief.

      But Stargate does give some depth to the characters feelings for each other, and it's here that the continuity is mostly seen. They are a group who have a good heart and help each other out a lot. They also save Earth a lot... but that's just because it's sci-fi.

      OTOH, B5's characters changed a lot, especially those that through all their Machiavellian manipulations ended up transcended Good and Evil, becoming Greatness.

      The other thing about Stargate as compared to ST, is that there's no counsellor Troy, no Neelix. I'd rather have dinner with a carrion eater than be in the cafeteria with Neelix looming over my plate.

    7. Re:Question about SG TV series by sql*kitten · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I have never watched this show but am curious how it compares to the Star Trek and Babylon 5 series in that does it have a story arc and continuity between each episode?

      The show has great continuity and the technology is almost completely internally consistent. By that I mean, if a given piece of technology worked one way in one episode, then that's how it works. Unlike Star Trek where the technology is a crutch for weak script writers. You know the way in Star Trek the transporters or sensors will simply stop working for an arbitrary reason to prod the plot along? Doesn't happen on Stargate at all, and without that crutch, the writers are forced to be much more creative.

      Another example: Enterprise is set years before Kirk, so deflector shields haven't been invented yet. But the writers are too lazy to do away with the "shields are failing" plot device, so they simply substitute in the technobabble "hull polarization" and write exactly as before. Star Fleet doesn't exist yet, but Earth's single, primitive starship can interfere with established, advanced spacegoing races with impunity, just like Kirk or Picard... how? Umm, because that's the only plot they know how to write.

      Another thing that annoyed me about Star Trek and Babylon 5 was their Earth-centricness, Earth being the capital planet of the Federation and humans being the "chosen race" in Babylon 5. In Stargate, humans are in a complex universe in which often they are only bit players in the ongoing feuds of the Goa'uld amongst themselves, the Asgard have problems of their own in their home galaxy and often cannot be bothered with Earth's problems, etc. All the other races have been getting on with their histories without Earth even being relevant for large periods of time (i.e. Earth was ignored by the Goa'uld since the Egyptian period). This ongoing activity by NPCs means that the storylines continue between episodes.

      Finally, the characters on Stargate are more believable. They are fairly ordinary people who find themselves in extraordinary circumstances, not like Star Trek (particularly TNG) in which each character is "special", the boy genius, the telepath, the noble warrior, etc. Star Trek characters in every series apart from the original are cliches.

    8. Re:Question about SG TV series by vsprintf · · Score: 2

      As I was reminded once when I made a similar comment, they're dumb-ass Air Force guys.

    9. Re:Question about SG TV series by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      They're a bit more diverse than that.

      1 Air Force Officer
      1 Army Special Ops Officer
      1 Archeaologist
      1 Illegal Alien Samurai

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  8. Re:Fuck by BigBir3d · · Score: 4, Insightful

    for those of us that did not watch it from the get-go, it did not make much sense.

    that is the best way to guarantee your show will have a short run: confuse the new viewers.

  9. Farscape degenerated into introspective whining by pcx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Farscape was super cool for a season or two when they really did romp around the universe and see what was out there.

    Unfortunately near the end it degenerated into self-introspection and self-pitty that was made two billion times more annoying for criton's (sp) whining, indignant yelling.

    If they could fire the writers and get people who had imagination and drive to explore the incredibly vast universe then sure, bringing farscape back would be a great thing. But as it stands now, it's a mercy killing, putting it down before it becomes a parody of itself and another star trek universe where they're more interested in psycoanalyzing everything than exploring.

  10. SPOILER WARNING by CySurflex · · Score: 2, Funny

    Rumors have it that in the 1st episode of Stargate next season, MacGyver builds a new stargate out of three tablets of XTC and a paper clip, and Kurt Russel (from the original StarGate movie) comes back as Tango and gives MacGyver some Cash.

    1. Re:SPOILER WARNING by FrankDrebin · · Score: 2

      Rumors have it that in the 1st episode of Stargate next season, MacGyver builds a new stargate out of three tablets of XTC and a paper clip, and Kurt Russel (from the original StarGate movie) comes back as Tango and gives MacGyver some Cash.

      While this is obviously a joke, it *would* make some sense for Kurt Russell to do a cameo spot on SG-1, since the show is shot here in Vancouver, and Kurt and Goldie are living here so their son can go to hockey school.

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    2. Re:SPOILER WARNING by Cyno01 · · Score: 2

      XTC is also a kickass energy drink

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    3. Re:SPOILER WARNING by BTWR · · Score: 2

      Seriously, I may be wrong, but itsn't Russel's charachter ON THE SHOW??? Wouldn't that be two identical people then?

  11. Good! by shadowj · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I've been a fan of the show since I stumbled upon it two years ago. OK, the premise is a little hokey... but the writing is SO good. The dialog sparkles, they avoid techobabble and use real science more often than I'd expect ("Y'see, Carter" [waving at ringed gas giant looming on the horizon], "this planet that we're on..." "Excuse me, sir, this is actually a moon, not a planet.")

    Best of all, the show has a memory... every episode takes into account EVERYTHING that has happened in previous episodes, something that happens in real life but rarely happens on TV. Looks like the Enterprise people are starting to understand that... pity they haven't figured out how to write interesting stories, though.

    I had my doubts about Michael Shanks leaving, but the show doesn't seem to have suffered. I'm very, very pleased that it's continuing... but I hope that the producers will have the good sense to pull the plug when they start to run out of steam.

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    1. Re:Good! by naasking · · Score: 3, Funny

      I personally liked O'neils line, "Shoot first, send flowers later." ;-)

    2. Re:Good! by muzzmac · · Score: 5, Funny

      The avoid techobabble by having jack O'Niell tell scientists to shut up.

      It's sooo good.

    3. Re:Good! by hidden · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'll agree that the show is good, the writing is good, etc. but... they actually arn't that good with continuity... Overall storywise they are, but...

      For the first couple of seasons they did all the things you would expect, sending probes through the gate first and stuff... Now they just seem to go wandering through with no idea what's on the other side...

      Or, for the first season (more or less) They pretty much got thrown and came rolling out the gate.. Now "everything exits at the velocity it enters" (And yes I know they babbled an excuse for that last season)

    4. Re:Good! by Bobulusman · · Score: 2
      The "iris" still bugs me...the bit where the splash from when a stargate is activated convieniently vaporizes everything in it's path, except the iris, is a little annoying.
      Granted, I haven't watch a whole lot of this show, but I was under the impression this is how it works:
      1. The splash or whatever it is called can take out anything in its way.
      2. If the gate is blocked (like when it's buried), no splash can begin to form, so it can't take out anything
      3. The iris is positioned in such a way that it block the point that a wave needs to form.

      Feel free to flame me with my mistakes. I've only watched it before/after Farscape anyway. :)
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    5. Re:Good! by Our+Man+In+Redmond · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My wife just reminded me of the "Groundhog Day"-esque episode where the scientists figured out what was going on when O'Neill started spouting technobabble about their predicament.

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    6. Re:Good! by Kanon · · Score: 3, Informative

      1. Yes
      2. Nope. The splash forms, takes out a load of rock/dirt/whatever but when you go through where are you going to go. You're underground and you can't go back. (They did an episode on this). If you fall back into the event horizon of an outgoing gate you die. Gates are one way (Except for the bizarre first episode but we'll forgive them for that.)
      3. They activate the iris after the gate has formed but before people come through. When people do come through they hit the iris very, very fast. The SGC has had practice at identifying people based on the smears left over on the iris.

    7. Re:Good! by sql*kitten · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The avoid techobabble by having jack O'Niell tell scientists to shut up.

      There is a great scene in the first episode in which O'Neill isn't taking Carter seriously, and she gives him an earful about how wearing her genitals on the inside didn't stop her flying 100 hrs of combat missions in the Gulf War, and he replies that he has no problem with female Air Force officers, there problem is that she's a scientist too, and he doesn't trust scientists.

      One of the great things about the show is that you can see over time how he comes to respect Carter and Jackson, even though Jackson isn't even Air Force, he's a civilian. That sort of character development is far beyond Star Trek's writers.

    8. Re:Good! by naasking · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I love how they throw in something completely wacky, but true, when the situation is most serious. :-)

  12. With Macgyver Onboard... by cdrj · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just wait long enough; eventually we will begin to see photon guns made out of chewing gum and rubber bands....

  13. Welcome to North America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Look at it this way: do you think that a phenomenon like Doctor Who (which ran for about 30 YEARS) would ever happen in North America? Only the Beeb would think of doing that (and THEY had to stand up to Mary Whitehouse and her censorshit brigade).

    No, here in the land of Hollywierded entertainment, if it isn't a smash success within it's first week it gets canned. If it is too 'cerebral' (meaning the viewer has to remember what happened the week before) it gets dumbed down. That doesn't quite explain how the X-Files survived, but in general it's a good rule of thumb.

    The best TV sci-fi doesn't happen in north america. American execs don't have the balls to tell a good story.

  14. enterprise PC by GoatPigSheep · · Score: 2, Funny

    Enterprise is so politically correct I can barely bring myself to watch it

    Yeah if you want a good idea of how overly PC that show is, this season of enterprise had the first mention of actually GOING TO THE BATHROOM (on the minefield episode) ever on star trek.

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    1. Re:enterprise PC by GuyMannDude · · Score: 5, Funny

      And I'm not clear on how racy pictures of Jolene Blalock demonstrate that Enterprise is PC.

      Perhaps he's referring to the fact that Braga and Berman had the guts to cast a member of the woefully underpresented and discriminated-against minority of really-good-looking-women-wearing-hot-outfits on their show?

      GMD

    2. re: enterprise PC by demo9orgon · · Score: 2
      Well, bathroom references aside, I think the lack of a perfectly working automated deconatmination unit (aka "The Transporter") on Enterprise makes for some interesting moments. There's always that wonderful goo and the rubbing..mmmmm, rubbing. Maybe they're just trying to be a viable property for the Sci-Fi Channel, Showtime or HBO as a targeted adult sci-fi program: I'd actually subscribe to see that.

      It shouldn't be a secret that most of us who discovered the really good sci-fi found it filled with sex, violence, and plenty of space-opera: hence the really good classificaiton.

      As for SG-10...I've never seen an episode that really made me like the show. The show just feels wrong...how they ever made it to a seventh season is almost maddening. I still can't believe anyone is watching Andromeda, or Earth: Final Conflict for the same reasons...change-writers and kill the show.

      I can't be the only person here who remembers a really great show called Space Above and Beyond, and how it was asphyxiated for funds and ridden out of town on a rail. The people who made that show had a vision of a future which was gritty, and mired in war. War is an unparalleled catalyst...and all the BS "Temporal Cold War", or "Here a Gate, there a gate" plot-line shenanigans are a pretty damn weak backdrop compared to the gritty nature of dealing with war without pulling some miracle devices out of nowhere, or completely disregarding the simplicity of making the characters grow.

      I guess what we're looking at, with SG-10, is that a show doesn't have to be all that good to those who don't buy in, it just has to be good the advertisers...same probably goes for all shows on TV regardless of genre.

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  15. Cool, I just found out... by RedWolves2 · · Score: 5, Informative

    You can get Season 1 and Season 2 on DVD.

    1. Re:Cool, I just found out... by Cyno01 · · Score: 3, Funny

      well then, i guess i can delete them off my harddrive then

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    2. Re:Cool, I just found out... by garbs · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Season 1 and Season 2 minus the referrer bit the parent poster put down.

    3. Re:Cool, I just found out... by isorox · · Score: 2

      In the UK, you can get Season 2,3,4,5 and season 1 will be out shortly.

      I did have every episode from season 3 onwards on my HDD but as I replaced them with DVD's off they went. I only have a handful of episodes, all from season 6, on there now.

      SG1 is one of those series where its worth going a week without food to watch the dvd.

  16. andromeda sucks goatse.cx by Karma+Sucks · · Score: 3, Informative

    Andromeda is total shite. It has become Hercules in Space and any depth to the show was destroyed when they fired Wolfe.

    The reason Wolfe was fired was because Sorbo (Hercules) thought that he was too smart and that the Andromeda should be made more episodic and less about science-fiction and story arcs. Now it's about Dylan Hunt, Hercules of space.

    The cool characters like Rev Bem, Tyr, Trance, etc have been discarded or destroyed in favour of Sorbo.

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  17. Good writing, horrible setting by Synn · · Score: 2

    I think the writing in Firefly is really good, but the setting is crap. They put too many western elements in it. I guess they were going for an origional setting, something to set it apart from the other sci-fi shows.

    But I grimace every time I see someone pull out an ancient six shooter. Funny thing though is that they do some things really right. I love how in space there is no sound.

    1. Re:Good writing, horrible setting by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 4, Funny

      Their starship looks like a giant wrinkled turd.

      Their engine is only 3ft DIA, 10ft long. It rotates. And this will push them faster than light? Should they fill the tank with regular or premium, and how fast can they do 0-60MPH ?

      Their life support dies when the engine is off. Yet they don't start floating around because of lack of artificial gravity?

      Enough with the technical nitpicks though. Let's talk about story development and plots that are so vapid, with none of the epic overtones that make other scifi shows interesting. Let's talk about characters that are assembled together according to occupation in some Canterbury-Talesque clone that is lacking any nuance, subtley or homage to that classic. Characters that never have any real decision to make, because things are so cut and dried, that even a retard could make them and never choose poorly. Except when the ship is "dead in the water" and the captain has to send everyone away even though they'll die, just so he is in danger with no help, when we get to the "suspenseful" part. And then said shipmates mysteriously return, for the hell of it, so that his lifeblood doesn't leak out much like my soul does when I commit the insanely stupid crime of attempting to watch it.

      Now look what you've made me doing, I'm crying like a child in horrid memory of a show best left unwatched. They should seal up that studio with concrete and lead, like they do with nuclear reactors in meltdown. With the actors and director still inside.

      Yes, they really do some things right.

    2. Re:Good writing, horrible setting by Bobulusman · · Score: 2

      I've only watched the first two episodes, but I didn't think it was very bad. The only annoyingly steriotyped character is that greedy, jerky guy (Can't think of his name for the life of me). Other than that, seems like a good series, with some real potential.

      Besides, what other ship captain would kick someone into the turbine? :)

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    3. Re:Good writing, horrible setting by shadowj · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Their engine is only 3ft DIA, 10ft long. It rotates. And this will push them faster than light?

      Of course, since every child knows that FTL drives don't look anything like that... oh, wait, we haven't invented them yet, have we? Unless you have a patent that you want to talk about?

      Their life support dies when the engine is off. Yet they don't start floating around because of lack of artificial gravity?

      Why are you expecting the gravity to fail? The layout of the ship makes it clear that they expect the artificial gravity and inertial compensation to be absolutely reliable... nothing is fastened down, items are left unsecured on flat surfaces, they even use a conventional stove and teapot. Perhaps the gravity doesn't require power; perhaps it's something analagous to a permanent magnet.

      Enough with the technical nitpicks though.

      Agreed. All I can say about your analysis of the characters and plot is that I disagree. You found the characters "Canterbury-Talesque" (that's a truly ugly neologism, by the way)? Well, of COURSE they're going to have neatly defined functions... they're a CREW, they were CHOSEN that way! Never mind their "mysterious" return... it's stated quite clearly that Zoe ordered them to return when she regained consciousness. If you're going to take potshots, at least pay attention to what you're shooting at.

      It's unfortunate that you don't like the show. Change the channel, then, and allow those of us who do enjoy it to watch it.

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    4. Re:Good writing, horrible setting by Cyno01 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      i remember someone insightfully stating from the firefly poll that firefly is science-fantasy, not science fiction, in science fantasy the technology is there, its a given, with no explanation and no technobabble, the exact oposite fo star trek

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    5. Re:Good writing, horrible setting by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      Assuming that they are human and earth-descended, this is clearly shown to be ridiculous. There are maybe 5-10 bodies in this solar system that are workable. They implied hundreds.

      I figure, that at minimum, for their premise to hold, humans have to be able to manage to travel 10 light years or so, in a reasonable amount of time. I figure 2 years is about the max, to cross from one edge of explored space to the opposite expanse. Do the math.

      I'll grant that a slight reworking of the story would make FTL unnecessary. But they'd still need large fractions of c even then.

      The spinning engines aren't rationalizable. The RPM is too damn low for anything imaginable, except possibly a no-talent prop designer on a shoestring budget. Even that's a stretch.

    6. Re:Good writing, horrible setting by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      Of course, since every child knows that FTL drives don't look anything like that... oh, wait, we haven't invented them yet, have we? Unless you have a patent that you want to talk about?

      Yeh, too true. Then again, there are at least a few things that a somewhat intelligent person can say about what it wouldn't look like. For instance, a safe bet is that a FTL drive wouldn't consist of a giant Quaker Oats can, with 3 sprigs of celery sticking out of it wrapped in last year's christmas lights. Which isn't too extreme an example, given how ridiculous the device in question looks.

      The permanent magnet suggestion is almost tolerable. If they had suggested it, it would do them much credit. Instead, you did, so you get the credit, and they still get my sarcasm.

      Besides, you do argue a little circularly, before you come up with the decent explanation. If things were fastened down, you'd just assume that gravity could fail, but didn't this time.

      they're a CREW, they were CHOSEN that way

      Hmm. From that perspective, it only seems practical to staff a ship with a comical stardrive with a prostitute. He should have picked one that would service them though.

    7. Re:Good writing, horrible setting by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      The problem with techno-babble wasn't that they had something technical that was a problem, it was that they made up inane words to sidestep a crisis every single week.

      If it's fantasy they should give us a few wizards and dragons. At least that would fit. This is a boring retread of stories everyone else has already told, and done a better job of.

    8. Re:Good writing, horrible setting by fferreres · · Score: 2

      Besides, you do argue a little circularly, before you come up with the decent explanation. If things were fastened down, you'd just assume that gravity could fail, but didn't this time.


      Well, if they had things fastened down and gravity wouldn't fail in a critical power loss, then I'd be really _annoyed_.

      So they did the wise thing and did NOT fasten stuff. Also, it's wise of them to not do very expensive "features" (like ingravity) that add no content and that could be "almost tolerable" if you can think of a magnet.

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    9. Re:Good writing, horrible setting by IHateEverybody · · Score: 3, Insightful


      Their engine is only 3ft DIA, 10ft long. It rotates. And this will push them faster than light? Should they fill the tank with regular or premium, and how fast can they do 0-60MPH ?

      The part you are referring to was only a small part of the engine which takes up over one third of the ship.

      Their life support dies when the engine is off. Yet they don't start floating around because of lack of artificial gravity?

      They specifically say that the explosion took out their backup life support system. Presumably the backup gravity generator remained intact.

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    10. Re:Good writing, horrible setting by sql*kitten · · Score: 3, Insightful

      i remember someone insightfully stating from the firefly poll that firefly is science-fantasy, not science fiction, in science fantasy the technology is there, its a given, with no explanation and no technobabble, the exact oposite fo star trek

      But on Star Trek, there is no functional difference between "technobabble" and "magic spell". You could move the whole thing into a Dungeons & Dragons world, and it would work exactly the same. In real sci fi, there are laws of physics that don't change from episode to episode, and in good drama, there isn't a magical solution to every problem, and things can't be neatly wrapped up in time for the credits.

    11. Re:Good writing, horrible setting by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      Sorry. Don't have time to explain why most of those are unsuitable, so let's talk Mercury. It's unworkable by any standard oof Terraforming that anyone has ever imagined. Unless you propose towing it to a new orbit. I suppose you'd use the spinning engines (minus blown catalyzers) to do it. Maybe 10 is low, though. It might be more like 20, or 30. You still can't get anywhere near that magic number 100 unless you count articial stations. I'd hardly consider those as "worlds".

      Moving to another solar system just begs the FTL question again, unless you want to play "parallel development of six shooters and birthday cake candles".

    12. Re:Good writing, horrible setting by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      Five years ago, I would have assumed that a radio transmitter wouldn't look like a Pringles can, either. I guess I was just insufficiently imaginative

      What a cheat. If you mean that some people use pringles cans as waveguides, then you're trying to tell me it is shocking that radio waves bounce off and are blocked by everyday objects? I just had to trim a branch on a tree in the front yard, because our DirecTV signal was losing strength the past few months. By your logic, tree benches also make good radio transmitters.

      How the hell that has anything to do with FTL, is anyone's guess. "I'll know it when I see it" is a principle with at least a little bit of truth behind it, and the "pringles can" can't save your argument from it. Guys, I'm a little fuzzy on debating rules, which fallacy is that, btw?

      The crew of the ship needs the extra cash, and she needs transportation.

      Exactly. There simply aren't enough horny men on any given planet, that's why there are generally no more than 12 hookers in any given solar system.

    13. Re:Good writing, horrible setting by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      So. A cheap, well-understand chemical reaction uses too much power, but gravity generation doesn't?

    14. Re:Good writing, horrible setting by Fweeky · · Score: 2
      i remember someone insightfully stating from the firefly poll that firefly is science-fantasy, not science fiction, in science fantasy the technology is there, its a given, with no explanation and no technobabble, the exact oposite fo star trek

      To be perfectly honest, I'd say this counts for pretty much all screen based sci-fi these days.

      Star Trek may link impressive sounding words together into mostly meaningless phrases to describe technology and things in it's universe, but that does not make it any more plausable or less of a fantasy. It's warp drives, power generation and matter to energy conversion stuff is still effectively magic, and it's universe is no more plausable than the world of LOTR.

      There's not necessarily anything wrong with this, of course. I would really like to see some hard SF on screen though, and not one that's been mangled by a clueless production team to make it more like Star Trek :)
    15. Re:Good writing, horrible setting by Fweeky · · Score: 2
      There simply aren't enough horny men on any given planet, that's why there are generally no more than 12 hookers in any given solar system.

      It's actually made quite clear that she isn't a simple "hooker", not least because she's clearly more educated and refined than just about anyone else we've seen in the series.

      More importantly, she seems highly picky as to who she services, and given where she is, probably doesn't have much of a client base who can both afford her and meet her own standards, so moving about a lot would make sense.

      Plus I'd imagine she's chosen to skulk about in the backwaters to expand her experience of the world, given it's also fairly clear that "companions" tend to stick to more core systems.
    16. Re:Good writing, horrible setting by IHateEverybody · · Score: 2


      So. A cheap, well-understand chemical reaction uses too much power, but gravity generation doesn't?

      No, it's just that the backup system for the cheap, well-understood chemical reaction got knocked out by a freak accident while the gravity generation system did not.

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  18. Just because they cancelled Farscape... by UpLateDrinkingCoffee · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Just because they cancelled Farscape does not make Stargate SG-1 a bad show. I think they are both great, and Richard Dean Andersen is *much* better in this role than he was in MacGyver... I mean, when the bad guys are chasing you never, I repeat, never toss away a perfectly good gun.

    I think SG-1 has more of a "formula" than Farscape... and as another poster mentioned it is great how true to past episodes they are. They never break the "SG-1 Reality".

    Farscape on the other hand is much more on the edge. The first couple seasons were pure genius but honestly this season felt more like the writers were making things up as they went. The best series have some kind of continuity. Anyone have any idea what changed?

    1. Re:Just because they cancelled Farscape... by Neon+Spiral+Injector · · Score: 2

      Plus, Richard Dean Anderson likes to use guns now.

      "Shoot first, send flowers later."

    2. Re:Just because they cancelled Farscape... by spectecjr · · Score: 2

      Farscape on the other hand is much more on the edge. The first couple seasons were pure genius but honestly this season felt more like the writers were making things up as they went. The best series have some kind of continuity. Anyone have any idea what changed?


      It's just rumor, but apparently SciFi had repeatedly complained that there was too much continuity for new viewers to handle. So Kemper & Co gave them what they asked for - namely, more standalone episodes to give a bit of a chance for people to get up to speed without having to watch every episode.

      Unfortunately, it didn't quite work. But when they got back into the arc (or even glanced off it), it was working really well -- see: Unrealized Realities. I Shrink Therefore I Am also worked quite well as mostly-standalone with a chunk of continuity at the end.

      They're also doing a lot of setup for other plot arcs.

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    3. Re:Just because they cancelled Farscape... by glwtta · · Score: 2
      The best series have some kind of continuity. Anyone have any idea what changed?

      This is mostly a guess, but the Farscape people were told that the show was picked up for two more seasons after the third (well, this part's not a guess, that did happen); and since they were more or less done with a lot of their previous plot arcs, the first 1/4 of those two seasons (the last 1/2 of which it looks like we wont see) felt like a lot of setup for the things to come.

      I guess normally shows don't plan ahead as much since they expect to be cancelled the next year.

      As far as some other differences that made the 4th season not quite as good: the new character juggling - Suzuki Sashimi Shamu just wasn't very "Farscape"; and yeah, there were many completely stand-alone silly episodes that didn't really add anything to the show. That and "John Quixote" should've been one of the funniest episodes ever, and instead just plain sucked (the first Farscape episode I can say that about)

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    4. Re:Just because they cancelled Farscape... by robertchin · · Score: 2

      He was even better as Ernest Pratt and Nicodemus Legend in the UPN show, Legend.

  19. Stargate Cartoon by Cyno01 · · Score: 2

    Anyone else head about this? Apparantly theres some new saturday morning cartoon called Stargate Infinity, i just got the first ep off kazza, but i havn't been bored enough to watch it cuz the quality is shite. Speaking of shitty quality anyone else seen the pilot for firefly? Why didn't they air that!?!??

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    1. Re:Stargate Cartoon by crow · · Score: 2

      The cartoon is horrible.

      In the cartoon, all the SG people wear weird X-Men-ish outfits. The characters are extremely shallow and rather juvinile. The writing is poor. Every episode has some hit-you-over-the-head moral. (Does that make it count towards some FCC-mandated children's programming with morals quota?)

    2. Re:Stargate Cartoon by jpt.d · · Score: 2

      Lets say it together "Saturday Morning CARTOON" other than a lot of kids not getting the better writing so easily, most of them do. Writers just don't get it....

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    3. Re:Stargate Cartoon by coyote-san · · Score: 2

      The technical quality of the show is actually better than most Saturday morning cartoons now. But this show is done in a somewhat realistic style (well, excluding the obligatory 3% body fat on all characters) while most cartoons are now drawn in an extremely flat style.

      As for the show itself, I've seen one episode. It was a bit weird - it's clearly targeted at young children. That reduces the bad guys to monsters, and strips the complexity from the characters and plot. When I learned of the premise (it's 2040, an SG team leader has been impersonated by aliens attacking the base and he must clear his name) I expected the show to be targeted at tweeners with a slightly more ambiguous message. (Basically variations on "don't judge people on their first impression.")

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    4. Re:Stargate Cartoon by silentbozo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Every episode has some hit-you-over-the-head moral. (Does that make it count towards some FCC-mandated children's programming with morals quota?)

      Yes. Actually it does. If you look at the writer's bible for many animated shows, there's a studio-inserted bit about contributing a positive moral message, which is a direct result of FCC education requirements.

      If you write an episode for SG-Infinity, you'd better make sure nobody dies, and the good guys do good things. Kind of limits what you can do, but hey, constraints are supposed to be good for the creative juices, right?

      Lets say it together "Saturday Morning CARTOON" other than a lot of kids not getting the better writing so easily, most of them do. Writers just don't get it....

      Actually, many writers do "get it", but what you write has to get approved by the story editor and the director. Ever seen an episode where the writer was an idiot and failed to provide a reason for some special item, or had them do something, but never followed through in the payoff? You can bet someone cut pages from the script, and of course, when they cut, they ALWAYS manage to cut the pivotal story points... And, again, for "children's shows", your writing is subject to the scrutiny of the network censors (aka, television standards and practices), which limits the kinds of things you can put the characters through, not to mention again, the requirement that your story have some sort of moral point.

    5. Re:Stargate Cartoon by silentbozo · · Score: 2
      OMG. I just took a look at a still from the show. Damn - how the hell did they manage to twist the Stargate property into that?!?!? And what is up with those character designs?

      http://www.gateworld.net/infinity/index.shtml

      A quote from the page:
      The writers and producers of SG-1 and future live-action Stargate projects are not involved in Infinity. According to SG-1 co-creator Brad Wright, the animated series should not be considered official Stargate canon.
      I should hope not!!!

      Just so people know, these 4 are supposed to be Air Force cadets...
  20. Farscape rocks by MacAndrew · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Farscape is/was uneven from episode to episode, but the good ones were amazing. Soooo many TV shows are just plain mediocre, with nary a flash of brilliance. Also, Farscape was the first strong break with the threadbare Star Trek straitjacket to make it on the air. I loved the substitution of largely organic technology for electrical, and was rather fond of Moia (in a platonic way). Aeryn's cool, too. Trek never really pulled it off I think with strong female characters, so rare in scifi.

    I'm surprised to hear of the cancellation, but true it is -- see the horse's mouth. However, I doubt it's dead. Farscape has the backing of the brand-name Jim Henson Company, a great premise (IMHO), and a solid library of four years that breaks the magic 88-episode threshold needed for successful post-series syndication.

    I bet they'll go to syndication, as all the modern Treks have done, and maybe even score a better channel than SciFi, which can have John Edward for all I care (gag). Keep an eye on UPN. The Farscape season was not set to start until February, being from Australia and all, so there's time.

    Enterprise is in its childhood. TNG was VILE for its first three seasons and would have rightfully died if not for the intervention of the Borg and a stunning season-end cliffhanger ("Best of Both Worlds"). I think it will show some decent character development, and I appreciate that they've deprived themselves of 3/4 of the technology that yielded too many pat technobabble solutions on shows like Voyager. Scott Bakula annoys me, but I guess I can get used to him ... I just keep expecting him to "leap," you know?

    Yes, I watch too much TV, but mostly science fiction.

    1. Re:Farscape rocks by spectecjr · · Score: 2

      I'm surprised to hear of the cancellation, but true it is -- see the horse's mouth. [farscape.com] However, I doubt it's dead. Farscape has the backing of the brand-name Jim Henson Company, a great premise (IMHO), and a solid library of four years that breaks the magic 88-episode threshold needed for successful post-series syndication.

      I bet they'll go to syndication, as all the modern Treks have done, and maybe even score a better channel than SciFi, which can have John Edward for all I care (gag). Keep an eye on UPN. The Farscape season was not set to start until February, being from Australia and all, so there's time.


      The only problem is that SciFi has the rights to the first 100 episodes locked up. If they'd gone past 100, it would have been opened up for syndication.

      However, without SciFi releasing the rights, they can't work out a syndication deal.

      Some (more cynical/conspiracy minded than myself) might think that SciFi planned it this way, so they could cut the show and still keep showing it without anyone else getting their hands on it. But frankly, I can't think of any kind of business reason why they'd do that.

      Simon

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    2. Re:Farscape rocks by glwtta · · Score: 2
      Farscape on UPN? I'd much rather it were cancelled alltogether. Well, that kinda happened...

      Anyway, the only news here that offers any hope was the Jim Henson people (I believe Brian himself) saying they may/will be doing Farscape movies.

      (btw, just so you know where I'm coming from - Farscape was the only tv show I watched, sci-fi or otherwise)

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  21. Re:Fuck by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "that is the best way to guarantee your show will have a short run: confuse the new viewers."

    Makes you wonder why the broadcast industry's so anti-Tivo, doesn't it?

  22. Scifi Shows by moniker · · Score: 5, Funny
    Andromeda
    First season was cool and funny... but as soon as they changed the title theme from cool riffs done by the guy from Rush to the "Hercules in Space" orchestral wailings... everything else seemed to begin to suck as well. My understanding was that some of the good creative talent was kicked out. Can't watch it anymore.

    Enterprise
    The captain strikes me as whiny... I prayed for the dog to die in one of the more recent episodes. But a lot of the episodes have a cool spooky atmosphere.

    Odyssey 5
    The science sucks... but the dialog is great. "Praise Jesus... and fuck you."

    Firefly
    Great funny dialog... poor science... (Still using gunpowder, but somehow they have excellent gravity generators and inertial dampeners) ... except... I do like how every explosion in space is not accompanied by these nifty sound effects that noone should hear. I also like how the captain has no objection to just outright killing defenseless bad guys.

    Farscape
    I loved the show... but it seemed to go down hill in the fourth. The end of the second season was fantastic. I liked how they never tried to explain the science... and especially how the aliens looked more like the guys in the mos eisley cantina that stupid trek aliens with head and nose ridges.

    1. Re:Scifi Shows by bdesham · · Score: 4, Funny
      Enterprise
      The captain strikes me as whiny... I prayed for the dog to die in one of the more recent episodes.
      You're kidding, right? You want to kill the hands-down best character on the show?
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    2. Re:Scifi Shows by Jerf · · Score: 5, Insightful
      (Still using gunpowder, but somehow they have excellent gravity generators and inertial dampeners)

      This is one of the many ways Star Trek has simply ruined people's understanding of science. The fact of the matter is that given the place where Firefly takes place, using guns makes perfect sense.

      Guns are cheap, they have around 1500 years of experience making and caring for them, cheap, they are easy to use, easy to make very durable, and did I mention cheap?

      As I have written for a probably never-to-be-published game's guide,

      One of the nice things about old technology is that it is easy to maintain. Sure, in a firefight, you might prefer a laser-guided smart rail-gun, but it's a bitch to find parts for it when it breaks. A shotgun, on the other hand, still kills people dead, and it's a lot easier to come by both parts and ammunition....

      There's a certain *elegence* in the inelegence of a good firearm. Lasers can be reflected, guidance systems can be scrambled, electronics of all kinds can be confused or outright destroyed, particle beams can be deflected, but a bullet can only be stopped, generally not without doing damage to the thing stopping it. (I'd recommend against using your own flesh to do the job.) Very few things, even in 2088 [time setting of this game], can stand up to a concentrated barrage of firepower.

      Simple is beautiful.


      Firearms have an excellent bang-for-the-buck, pun fully intended, and are likely to continue to have it for a long time to come. The only real mystery is why Serenity doesn't have at least one hull-mounted machine gun.
    3. Re:Scifi Shows by WeaponOfChoice · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I also like how the captain has no objection to just outright killing defenseless bad guys.

      The generally casual attitude to killing has been lacking from most of the great sci-fi shows for years. Mal seems to be a captain who isn't gonna let his conscience come back and stab him a couple of episodes later. Besides that you've gotta love the way Jayne calls his gun 'Vera'...

      Don't agree on the poor science (errr... sorta). General uptake of tech is proportional to ease of use and ease of maintenance. gunpowder weapons come out top of that scale especially when you don't have access to the all the supplementary tech you need to maintain something more fancy.

      Combines my love of westerns with my love of sci-fi, though I am a bit mystified by the terraformers decision to make all the (hundreds of) planets[?] into semi-arid dustballs rather than fertile paradisi...

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    4. Re:Scifi Shows by Silverhammer · · Score: 2

      Blockquoth the poster:

      The fact of the matter is that given the place where Firefly takes place, using guns makes perfect sense.

      By all means, I invite you to fire a projectile weapon inside a rickety old spacecraft. Just be sure you don't miss...

    5. Re:Scifi Shows by zephc · · Score: 2

      Have you noticed that on star trek, the Borg shields cannot deflect normal bullets? (see 'star trek: first contact') Then WHY, oh WHY, wouldn't the Federation start making projectile weapons for fighting the Borg? Dumbasses... =P

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    6. Re:Scifi Shows by Jerf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As long as the hull is reasonably solid, it's not necessarily as bad as you might think. It might not breach if it's a weapon specially designed to be fired inside of a standard hull, if it's a soft projectile. At worst, it puts an easily-patched small hole into the hull, which is probably not the only hole in the 'rickety old spacecraft', which probably long ago gave up "hull integrity" as a binary, on-off value.

      Windows may not be such a good idea to shoot out, as shown in the third (I think?) episode, but most hulls as shown should handle it pretty well.

      Don't compare Firefly-era spacecraft with modern spacecraft, or even modern consumer airplanes. The structure looks much more like a modern battleship in style, which can function with quite a lot of holes in it.

    7. Re:Scifi Shows by Cyno01 · · Score: 2

      for their credit, they did have a real gun on an episode of star trek ds9 (the best series), the episode "Field of Fire" was on in syndication here in milwaukee thursday night, in the episode theres this crazy vulcan sniper with a gun that could transport its bullets, kinda a funny coincidence that that episode would come up in order on the day they caught the sniper(s)

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    8. Re:Scifi Shows by Cyno01 · · Score: 2

      they did, they made a rifle for use within a damening field, it was in DS9 - Field of Fire, also, scroll down a post

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    9. Re:Scifi Shows by shadowj · · Score: 2
      I am a bit mystified by the terraformers decision to make all the (hundreds of) planets[?] into semi-arid dustballs rather than fertile paradisi...

      Maybe most of the terraformed worlds are lush gardens... but remember the premise. Serenity wouldn't be hanging around the really nice places, would it?

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    10. Re:Scifi Shows by zephc · · Score: 2

      Yeah, though I believe they mentioned the technology was abandoned (I'm sure the transporter wouldnt make it thru their personal shields anyway)

      Besides, that was a sniper rifle, I'm talking about heavy-duty weapons ala Aliens

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    11. Re:Scifi Shows by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2, Insightful

      By all means, I invite you to fire a projectile weapon inside a rickety old spacecraft. Just be sure you don't miss...

      What's your opinion on armed air marshals?

      You'd be surprised. From what I've been told-- I'm not well educated in the science of guns, so I can't swear that this is true-- it's pretty unlikely that a bullet will punch through the multiple layers of aluminum and plastic and insulation and stuff that makes up an airplane hull. It's much more likely just to ricochet, which while bad for any passenger in the way, is better than depressurizing the cabin and sending the plane into a panic dive. I imagine the same would be true of even the most primitive (for lack of a better word) spaceship.

      Consider the alternative. Security officers on the Enterprise routinely wandered around with sidearms that were fully capable of cutting right through the deck, the deck below, and the outer hull. How much sense did that make?

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    12. Re:Scifi Shows by spiro_killglance · · Score: 2

      "in the episode theres this crazy vulcan sniper with a gun that could transport its bullets."

      You've got a machine that can cause arbitary matter
      and energy to appear at any point in space without
      needing a receiver, and you need bullets?

    13. Re:Scifi Shows by Our+Man+In+Redmond · · Score: 2

      Great funny dialog... poor science... (Still using gunpowder, but somehow they have excellent gravity generators and inertial dampeners)

      Slugthrowers are cheap, not that it matters. Anyone who doesn't know "Firefly" is just a horse opera with the sci-fi stuff bolted on isn't watching the show.

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    14. Re:Scifi Shows by IHateEverybody · · Score: 2


      Even in Andromeda, they show the long-standing commonwealth forces using force lances which can not only fire energy projectiles, but also turn into handy-dandy 6-foot pikes in an instant.

      They also fire both "smart" (radar controlled for better accuracy) and dumb bullets as well.

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  23. Maxim by Sivar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What does the Maxim link have to do with anything? Some cheesy pun on the word "barely"? :)

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    1. Re:Maxim by ProfessorPuke · · Score: 2

      Evidently he thinks Enterprise's only redeeming quality is the opportunity to watch that actress strip down in the decontamination chamber every week.

    2. Re:Maxim by Sivar · · Score: 2

      Ahh, thanks. I couldn't look at the page for more than half a second because... Certain other people are in the vicinity. ;-)

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  24. Dammit! by isorox · · Score: 2

    I've already spent £500 of SG1 dvd's - and with another season to buy?!? /me goes off to celebrate

    1. Re:Dammit! by SmoothOperator · · Score: 2, Funny

      You mean stay celibate.

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  25. grumble grumble grumble - shut up lucky bastards by tqft · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The other commenters obviously live in a country with a half decent

    In Australia - not only is cable TV way overpriced (and broadband charges seriously suck even before you put in installation and new modem cost), we simply do not get decent sci-fi.

    How many seasons of Farscape have been made? Most of the episodes were shown I think but some episodes were missed (dropped for sport) and never reappeared. And it was made less 100km from where I am sitting.

    Voyager is still in season 6!!

    Cable TV is seriously screwed. But the gov and regulators look about to stuff up the commercial fix being proposed.

    What about Space-Above and Beyond (simple storyline but done semi-well even if a bit corny)?

    Not only do the programmers (TV schedules - not the nice people who write code) - have seriously lousy taste, they do not seem to manage to get it - put the show on same time each week.

    Thankfully we have 3 hr video tapes - show can start anywhere between 30min and an hour late, then run for 1hr10min with the ads. Also 11pm Tuesday or Thursday is not what I would call an audience friendly time.

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  26. Re:Fuck by Psx29 · · Score: 2
    that is the best way to guarantee your show will have a short run: confuse the new viewers.

    Not just new viewers...I hate it when there is a series I like and then I miss one episode and it just seems as though I missed so much I can never get back into it.

  27. Re:Help Save Firefly!!! by Dionysus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you have a Tivo, turn on the statistics collection, and hope Tivo people publish the data.

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  28. Movie? Spinoff? by Flamesplash · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This, they hope, will segue directly into filimg a 'feature'. Smith said this a couple of times, but he emphasised the feature is not yet 100% certain. After that, the spinoff.

    I really think loosing Shanks was a horrible blow to the show and the story, but you have to admit they have been doing well with the direction things are going.

    I wonder though how well they can do a movie. Very very few TV->Movie moves have gone well if not simply OK, I would hate to see them fall into this pit. I'm starting to wonder if it's possible to do the TV->Movie transition.

    As for the spinoff I don't think it will go anywhere. I watch SG-1 but I don't think I would watch it if not for the current cast. Guess I'll see...

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    1. Re:Movie? Spinoff? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wait a minute. A Stargate movie? It just might work!!! Damn, I wonder if they'll actually cat on this great idea.

      Now, if only someone would start to seriously consider making a Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie, my life would be perfect!!!

  29. SG-1 is quite good by lrdnkn · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I have been watching this show almost religiously since its very first season and own both the first and second season DVD boxsets. I was quite concerned when they killed off Daniel Jackson, but I must admit that the new character Jonas has done pretty well to fill the void that Daniel left. The series is incredibly good at following its own reality. There have been numerous episodes that were tie-ins to previous ones (I'm not sure but I think some of these have been across season boundaries). I watched over the summer when SG-1 switched from Showtime to Sci-Fi. By all means if you have the time, watch (or record) the new season of Stargate:SG-1. I venture to bet that most Sci-Fi fans wont be sorry. Now there are occasional filler episodes that you may or may not like (take, for example, the hilarious "The Other Guys" episode this summer). I look forward to seeing the new season (and to getting more DVD boxsets :-)

    If you like Sci-Fi, check it out.

  30. Re:grumble grumble grumble - shut up lucky bastard by Phosphor3k · · Score: 4, Funny
    .Voyager is still in season 6!!

    They get home.
  31. The dog? by GuyMannDude · · Score: 5, Funny

    The captain strikes me as whiny... I prayed for the dog to die in one of the more recent episodes. But a lot of the episodes have a cool spooky atmosphere.

    Let me get this straight: that episode featured a main plot of the dog getting sick and a subplot of Capt. Archer fantasizing about his super sexy vulcan science officer and you wasted your prayers on the fuckin' dog?!?

    Man, I was on my hands and knees praying that T'Pol was going to help our dashing captain get "Long And Prosper"!

    GMD

  32. Enterprise: Americans Deserve All by Vegan+Pagan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    My problem with S.T. Enterprise is that, more than any Trek since TOS, its Captain expects things to go his way and it usually portrays foreign cultures as inferior. The societies that do have higher tech are shown as either evil or condescending; Archer calls genetic engineering one's own race a deal with the devil and he believes that humans are entitled to all Vulcan technology. And almost no time is spent showing the ways that their cultures are superior to human ways. The only really redeeming moments were when he did an elaborate apology dance to get some equipment, and when he refused to help either side on the Desert Planet.

    Ultimately, Enterprise reminds me of USA today: ignorantly pushing itself on the world and expecting to get better treatment than anyone else. I suppose that's what now gets high ratings in terrorized USA, but it sure doesn't live up to the best of sci-fi, or even the best of Trek. The Q and the Borg are races that humans should look up to!

    1. Re:Enterprise: Americans Deserve All by DarkHelmet · · Score: 2
      Ultimately, Enterprise reminds me of USA today: ignorantly pushing itself on the world and expecting to get better treatment than anyone else.

      You're entirely missing the point. Enterprise was based BEFORE any of the other series, BEFORE humans/people in general grew any sense of humility. BEFORE any such thing as the prime directive, and the federation and the like.

      The whole point of the show is to bridge the gap between today, western-centric, human-centric, and the future, where we try and put that all behind us.

      Enterprise IS like the US today, I agree with you there. But Archer did have a good point on the beginning show of the second season. Starfleet was only beginning relations with other races. Archer is no diplomat as Picard is, and then, why should he be? They're only starting to probe out into space.

      Same with people from the US (I won't say Americans, since the US is not the only country on this continent). The more we get people of other races and countries into this one, the more we'll eventually understand that there ARE other countries, other religions, and other philosophies out there. After all, western culture isn't going to obliterate everything else out there.

      The Q and the Borg are races that humans should look up to!

      Respect, yes... Humans in the show respect the power of both races. But look up to, no. You were complaining that the humans in Enterprise seem to condescend other cultures inferior to them. Q does exactly the same! The borg, on the other hand, destroys culture in order to further its own. You chose the worst two examples of races to prove your point, either that, or you were being sarcastic :)

      [Archer] believes that humans are entitled to all Vulcan technology

      One final thing they learn in the 24th century. Don't supply a race technology. Or in 20th century speak, don't sell other countries weapons.

      I imagine overall that Archer will change as the show progresses. Relations with the Vulcans will improve. They'll get less afraid of using the transporter, etc.

      Just don't count the show out. The show uses philosophy by counter-example. Take it as such.

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    2. Re:Enterprise: Americans Deserve All by AlistairMcMillan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Although I do agree in part with Vegan Pagan that the series does seem to reflect the small minded prejudices of the producers, I need to correct one thing.

      When Archer referred to the Suliban making a "deal with the devil", he was referring to where they were getting their genetic engineering from, with "future guy" in the devil role. He was not referring to the actual genetic engineering itself.

      Anyway apart from that I agree.

    3. Re:Enterprise: Americans Deserve All by GKChesterton · · Score: 2, Insightful

      During WWII an American GI came upon a Pacific Islander who was reading the Bible.

      (I'm not trying to be pro-Christian here, although I am one. This is just what happened. Although for the point being made here, you could just as well substitute the Talmud, the Koran, the Baghavad Gita [sp?], or anything else.)

      After talking with him awhile, the American GI told him that people in our country have left the need for such things behind. The island native said he was glad that his people did not have that attitude because otherwise he would be trying to cook and eat the GI right now.

      At least that islander understood the uncomfortable truth that all cultures are not equal. Some cultures are better, in general, than others... just as some individuals are better than others. Its just reality... a fact. There are people who are better engineers than I am, and there are people who are worse. There are people who are more virtuous than I am, and there are those who aren't.

      There are some cultures that aren't worth a bucket of warm spit. And there are some that are wonderful in various ways. I won't hide from the truth just because its not a warm fuzzy, touchy-feely, liberal, politically-correct truth.

      I find it interesting that the Q and the Borg are held up as races to be looked up to. I sincerely hope its a joke that I missed due to the lack of body language inherent in a written post. I do not look up to any real or imagined culture that forcibly represses the individual and seeks to make it absolutely and totally subservient to a "collective", nor one that enslaves others, such as the Borg does. Nor do I look up to a culture that walks away from the universe, except for the odd member that comes back to torture the lesser advanced cultures as the Q does.

      Human beings are imperfect, and nothing that they ever create will be perfect. So none of our cultures will ever be perfect, and American culture is certainly not perfect. However, it has a been a fairly good culture that shows a lot of ability to improve itself quickly. Our culture abolished slavery in less than 100 years since the foundation of the nation. Nearly all large cultures have had slavery at some time in their past. None have eliminated it as quickly nor as forcefully as ours has.

      True, our culture has been in a bit of decline for the past 40 years, but I have great hope that we can recover before it becomes permanent. And I greatly suspect that the poster of the original comment would disagree with me on the evidence and reasons for the decline in our culture. ;)

      GKC
      "The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult and left untried." -- G. K. Chesterton

    4. Re:Enterprise: Americans Deserve All by GuyMannDude · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Just don't count the show out. The show uses philosophy by counter-example. Take it as such.

      I applaud your attempt at defending Enterprise but I'm going to have to give the nod to Vegan Pagan. The show is borderline offensive because of the brashness of the Enterprise crew. We haven't seen an episode where the crew realizes they have definitely done something wrong. The closest we've gotten was the episode where the crew decides to withold the cure for a disease on another world. I'd be more inclined to agree with your point of view if we had an episode where the meddling of Enterprise clearly caused a serious problem. Off the top of my head I can think of a terrible missed opportunity: the episode where Enterprise exposes the Vulcan spy base to the Andorians. In later episodes, it is commented that that decision greatly increased tensions between the Vulcans and the Andorians, understandably. But the whole thing is played off (in fact I think T'Pol takes the Vulcan command to task on this) as it being the Vulcan's fault! The Enterprise crew feels fully justified in creating a volitle situation. It would have been nice to hear Archer weighing the issues and whether he did the right thing. Even better would be a concrete example of an unfortunate incident between the Vulcans and the Andorians that directly follows from Archer's decision.

      I'm starting to ramble here and I'm not even sure I've made my point. What I'm trying to say is that if Enterprise is trying to make a show about how humans are learning from their first few mistakes in space, they aren't doing a very good job. We only see things from their perspective and it's always viewed in the light that Archer is doing the right thing.

      GMD

    5. Re:Enterprise: Americans Deserve All by Stephen+VanDahm · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "The Q and the Borg are races that humans should look up to!"

      No, the Q and the Borg are even more self-serving than the humans on Enterprise are. Captain Archer may be ethnocentric, but he doesn't conquer and enslave the planets he visits (like the Borg), and he doesn't torture and experiment with innocent people like Q does.

      I agree with you that Star Trek has a "my way or the highway" approach to morality, and that it's especially heavy-handed in Enterprise. Even when Archer goes through that apology ritual, he only does it to get the equipment, not because he actually cares that he offended the inhabitants of that planet they were visiting.

      On the other hand, though, I think the fact that the humans are immature, ethnocentric, and a bit xenophobic is important to the series. They've only recently developed the ability to explore space and Archer and his crew are the first humans to encounter all these different cultures. It makes sense, then, that the Enterprise crew lacks the sophistication to interact well with other species.

      What bothers me about Enterprise is that the character development is so heavy-handed. Like the whole Archer-T'Pal sexual tension thing. On TNG, you had occasional sexual tension between Picard and Dr. Crusher, but that was generally very subtle. On Enterprise, though, we're treated to Archer's bizarre sexual fantasies in which he and T'Pal basically fuck in the Detox chamber. Also, the whole crew-comeraderie thing is really sloppy. Lt. Reed complains about the lack of structure and discipline on Enterprise, then calls Hoshi Sato "Hoshi" rather than "Ensign Sato," and calls T'Pal "T'Pal" instead of "Subcommander T'Pal." It just doesn't gel.

      But the worst part about Enterprise is, of course, the lame-ass time-travel episodes. I change the station every time they do that shit in Voyager and TNG, but when Enterprise started out, the central conflict of the show was this stupid "Temporal Cold War." Fuck that. If you're going to have a time travel episode, it had better involve travelling back to the early 21st century to bitchslap Rick Berman for writing such corny scripts.

      Steve

    6. Re:Enterprise: Americans Deserve All by Stephen+VanDahm · · Score: 2

      I actually agree that there is such a thing as right and wrong, and that most of what passes for ethical relativism is a bunch of crap. My complaint about Enterprise is that, when the show tackles some moral issue, its treatment of that issue tends to be simplistic and preachy. If something isn't interesting, challenging, or educational, it probably isn't very good entertainment.

      The Next Generation did a much better job of handling moral questions. Picard knows when to repsect foreign customs, but there are a couple of times in TNG when he has to decide whether the ethical relativism of the Prime Directive is more important than his own personal sense of right and wrong. And Picard violates the Prime Directive at least twice in order to do the right thing. But there is always some discussion of the moral complexities involved. You don't really see that in Enterprise.

      Steve

    7. Re:Enterprise: Americans Deserve All by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

      One final thing they learn in the 24th century. Don't supply a race technology. Or in 20th century speak, don't sell other countries weapons.

      Well, Archer hates the Vulcans because they withheld technology from his father. Not because they applied diplomatic pressure to prevent humans from going into space (altho' they did), not because they threatened Earth if they were disobeyed (which they didn't) but because they didn't hand everything to Earth on a silver platter. And in the series he blunders through the universe wondering why every alien he meets isn't overjoyed to meet him, and eager to give him everything he wants. He's whiny and spoilt, basically he's an American tourist overseas, completely unable to understand that the rest of the world isn't like his hometown, and that they couldn't care less about him either way. And he's the best they could find?

    8. Re:Enterprise: Americans Deserve All by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      Just who do you think they would be able to recruit. It is still a ship and needs to be run as such. This means that you will be pulling your candidates from the ranks of military officers. Compared to that lot, Archer is light, fruity and raspberry.

      They even address this issue in the series directly (to some extent).

      Humanity doesn't change on a dime, as much as you might believe it can.

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    9. Re:Enterprise: Americans Deserve All by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

      Just who do you think they would be able to recruit. It is still a ship and needs to be run as such. This means that you will be pulling your candidates from the ranks of military officers. Compared to that lot, Archer is light, fruity and raspberry.

      Well, compare Archer to a modern-day senior military officer, like Colin Powell. He's a skilled military commander who is equally at home with diplomacy, and understands the subtleties of dealing with other cultures both on the battlefield and in the conference room. Even a green Lieutentant would have more gravitas and competence than Archer.

    10. Re:Enterprise: Americans Deserve All by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      Powell is one exceptional example. He is, or rather was, the commanding general for an entire nation's armed forces. He can only reasonably be compared to other joint-chiefs. He really can't even be compared to other generals.

      Also, Powell is not a "senior officer", he is a FLAG officer. That makes a difference in the comparison.

      Your ideas regarding junior military officers are interesting at best.

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  33. Re:Help Save Firefly!!! by TheRealFixer · · Score: 2

    Firefly is also hindered by the fact that it's on Fox, which has a horrible record of giving up on sci-fi shows right as they start to get good and build a following.

    A querky show like Firefly isn't going to catch on right away. It takes some time for the word to pass on, and people to start reccomending it to their friends. Unfortunatly, Fox will never afford it this time. It'll be gone by December.

  34. Re:Help Save Firefly!!! by vandelais · · Score: 2

    Another strike against Firefly this week is that in the Minneapolis-St Paul area, the broadcast was delayed until late nite hours due to the local (and overdone) coverage of the Wellstone plane crash.

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  35. Re:Thank god... by shadowj · · Score: 2

    I'm with you on Firefly. I expected to detest the SF/western hybrid flavor of it, but it works... and, once again, the dialog is GREAT.

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  36. Re:Fuck by KilljoyAZ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When you realize TV networks are in the business of selling ads, not the business of entertaining viewers, their decisions make more sense.

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  37. Re:Good! (Spoiler?) by DavidTC · · Score: 5, Informative
    The great thing about Stargate is even when they do the cliche sci-fi episodes, they make them funny.

    That episode is a 'time loop' episode...not only do they play golf though the stargate, but at one point Jack starts tossing some balls...then cuts to the next day...Jack and Teal'k are both tossing balls up in the air...cut again, and they're juggling perfectly. It's absolutely hilarious.

    That episode is one of the all time best...the plot is, basically, that they need to learn an alien language to figure out how to stop the time loop Jack and Teal'k (Actually, the entire planet, and a few other planets are caught in a screwed up time travel experiment, but only Jack, Teal'k, and one other guy know it.) are caught in...but Daniel can't deciper an entire language in the eight hours or so the time loop is over...so Jack and Teal'k have to learn it. Which learns to a great scene where Jack corrects Daniel on some obscure alien language point.

    And the straight forward time travel cliche episode was funny, too. it's called '1969', and that should give you some clue as to why it's funny.

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  38. Re:grumble grumble grumble - shut up lucky bastard by shadowj · · Score: 2
    Oh, I remember the Starlost, all right. I occasionally still have nightmares from the trauma.

    Two minor points of Starlost trivia: Harlan Ellison came up with the concept, and Ben Bova was credited as an advisor. Harlan would have nothing to do with the series by the time it made it to production; the credits list "Cordwainer Bird" as having conceived the series. That's Harlan's personal codename for "GOD, THIS SUCKS, STAY AWAY". Bova later wrote a savagely satirical and very funny novel called The Starcrossed (plot summary).

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  39. Movie and spinoff spoilers by coyote-san · · Score: 2

    The rumors are that the movie will set up a spinoff series, akin to the way the Showtime movie set up the series. (Not the original movie, since in that movie there was only one Go'uld and he was killed.)

    *** SPOILER ALERT ***

    *** YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ***

    The expected premise of the movie is the final battle with the Go'uld, closing the original series, and the discovery of the "ancients" who were behind the Atlantis legend, setting up the spinoff series. According to Plato, Atlantis disappeared beneath the waters of the sea, but as countless primitive cultures have pointed out the event horizon of a stargate looks a lot like a watery surface. It's not hard to connect the dots and believe that the Ancients left earth through a stargate and later generations morphed the story into Atlantis disappearing under the ocean.

    Since it would be a very short series if humans immediately hooked up with the Ancients, I expect the spinoff to follow a human team searching for evidence of where the Ancients went. We might even see the 8th lock used on the gate again, or dare we hope even the 9th?!

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  40. Where? by Mulletproof · · Score: 2

    Which brings up an interesting point-- Where are all the freakin MacGyver reruns?!? That was the best show when I was growing up... Every other bad show and it's mother seem to have reruns, but Mac? NoooOOOOoooo...

    -grumbles something about Night Rider and Air Wold-

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    1. Re:Where? by Hard_Code · · Score: 2

      Quizzantum Lizzeap biatch.

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  41. Re:Fuck by starman97 · · Score: 2

    For that there's broadband...

    I've got every ep of Enterprise in SVCD format .mpg's
    because the Austin TX UPN station has about 100W of transmit power and DirectTV wont carry them as a local channel.

    Got all of Farscape and Firefly too.. Now if only I could upload them back into the Tivo..

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  42. Wolf. Air WOLF. by Mulletproof · · Score: 2

    Typo. Kill me now.

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    1. Re:Wolf. Air WOLF. by Lars+T. · · Score: 2

      BTW, it's Knight Rider. Not that I care.

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  43. USA Today? by orichter · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't know, Star Trek the Next Generation might have been like USA Today (generally interesting and harmless, but vapid and shallow.) But Enterprise is more like the National Enquirer (Man has sex with big titted vulcan: Says love child will be named Spock.) Now SG-1 is more like the Wall Street Journal, but still not as good as Babylon 5.

    P.S. This is niether a Troll or a Flame, just a poor attempt at humor.

    1. Re:USA Today? by orichter · · Score: 2

      I would have thought it was obvious that B5 is not a newspaper, it's a novel; and a damn good one too.

  44. There are several good reasons for no machine gun. by orichter · · Score: 2

    They actually had an episode where they tried to use a gun out in space. They had to bring along a space suit so the gunpowder could get oxygen, and they only got one shot. Now it still doesn't explain why they don't have a rail gun, or some similar weapon, but then again most merchant ships on earth's oceans don't have ship mounted weapons either.

  45. Re:It's a shame... by spiro_killglance · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You should not judge art or a story, by its politics
    but by artistic criteria. The claim "Babylon 5 was made for people who don't strive for the perfection that could be achieved if we set aside our differences and work together (a la STTNG)", is in
    case completely wrong. In Babylon 5 the races started at odds with each other, Earth vs Membar, Narns vs Centari, and through the story ark, evolved
    into a cooperation, sending there old gods away in the process.

  46. Re:It's a shame... by nomadic · · Score: 2

    Ugh, farscape may be cool but Space: Above and Beyond was mind-numbingly dull. Almost as bad as Earth 2 or Earth: Final Conflict in the dullness department.

  47. Re:It's a shame... by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Interesting
    The best science fiction shows on television never seem to make it... I suppose I just have an odder taste than most.

    Or refined, or mature, or analytica, expecting something of quality or even something which isn't just more shallow pseudo sci-fi-drama junk.

    I could sit through show after show of Alfred Hitchcock Presents and Rod Serling's Twilight Zone, which are masterpieces compared to today's stuff, and most of those shows originally aired well before my time, I just catch them on cable and am completely fascinated with how well they told a story in 30 minutes (less commercial breaks) I've seem enough of today's "writing" to leave my TV off and go outside to play. It's going to be tough when I get my knee worked on and am stuck inside for a while. I guess there's always coding up those projects I've never had time to get around to. :-)

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  48. Andromeda has promise by dsoltesz · · Score: 2
    It's not so bad considering it's a piece of the Rodenberry Empire - Star Trek etc. have always been a bit clean and a little too politically correct, even the original series. Andromeda has a not-so-subtle dichotomy "old sci fi meets new sci fi" theme - larger than life goody-two-shoes Dillan Hunt, just like all our heroes (Lucky Starr, Buck Rogers, Clark Kent) of the good old days, teamed up with a band of shady types focused on money and/or power. Yeah, he gets them to help him save the universe, but they're helping him rough up his shiny, Good Boy persona too.

    I think with the addition of Roger Engels as the head writer the upcoming season(s) should prove more interesting.

  49. Re:There are several good reasons for no machine g by Edgy+Loner · · Score: 2

    I never understood that. I can only guess they threw in the requirement for having oxygen around the gun as an additional complication to be solved. Which leaves the question of how did Jayne work the trigger through the suit?

  50. Re:Thank god... by silentbozo · · Score: 2

    No flash and dash like Enterprise, but I watch firefly because I KNOW they're gonna do something that exceeds my expectations of what sci-fi on TV normally delivers.

    For example, despite the horrible sounding teaser for last weeks episode, where they're stranded in space with failing life support (a textbook sci-fi cliche if there was ever one), I watched it, knowing they'd deliver some unexpected take on the idea. So far, I'm pretty pleased with the show - but it is a much slower paced delivery than the rest of the stuff on TV these days.

    Regarding Daniel Jackson, I hope the rumors of his death are overstated, since I'm still one season behind (watching it on the local network, as a syndicated show.) It wouldn't be the same without him, and putting John deLancie in as that spook Colonel is just weird... AND, if they ever do a feature, there'd better be Daniel as part of the team, or else I ain't gonna spend money to see it, no matter if they toss Apothis, the replicators, and whatever the hell else at SG-1 and Earth!

    Anyone know if there will be a tie-in (and if so, what kind) for that new animated show, SG-Infinity?

  51. Re:Thank god... by silentbozo · · Score: 2

    BTW, has anyone managed to figure out how Enterprise has managed to stay in such nice shape, without resupply or docking facilities? I would have dirtied up the ship a bit more for the show, after all, it has been a year since it started it's mission...

  52. Re:There are several good reasons for no machine g by orichter · · Score: 2

    The more I think about it, the more farsical the Firefly universe seems. As other authors have pointed out, my earlier post on gunpowder not working in a vacuum is not correct (even if it is how they explain it in the show.) But as I said, there are many reasons why a gun wouldn't be useful on a space craft. For one, a differential velocity of several hundred miles per hour would be trivial compared to the speeds at which space craft normally travel. Surely in order to travel through space, one would have to build a craft which could deal gracefully with small debris traveling at large velocities.

  53. Those Tau'Ra and their guns! by runlvl0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    WHY, wouldn't the Federation start making projectile weapons for fighting the Borg? Dumbasses...
    Coming back to topic (*cough*), this is just what happened in Stargate SG-1 with regards to the Asgard - a highly evolved extragalactic civilization - and the Replicators - just like it sounds, a bunch of erector-set robots that simply kept "eating" the Asgard's technology and reproducing themselves. (Where is Bill Joy when you need him?) The replicators were (for some twisted logic reason) "immune" to the Asgard's energy weapons and other defenses, but sure blowed apart pretty when hit with SG-1's MP-5s and P90s!

    All that being said, Stargate sucks without Daniel Jackson. We used to play a drinking game where we'd watch Stargate and drink whenever we'd hear Teal'c refer to him as Danieljackson (as though it were one word). Now we're just sober, and what fun is that?
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    1. Re:Those Tau'Ra and their guns! by zephc · · Score: 2

      "Now we're just sober, and what fun is that?"

      s/Danieljackson/Jonasquinn/g

      =]

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  54. Looking for new episodes by joeler · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I miss the dolby digital sound of SG-1 on commercial free Showtime, but will settle for new episodes. It has become one of my favorite shows, and although I enjoy the earlier season shows, I am looking forward to new episodes. The toughest acting job must be Tealk ( not sure how they spell it) - that guy walks around the entire show with a disgusting look on his face. However, the witty humor of the O'neil really adds to the show.

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  55. Kick ass by ChrisJones · · Score: 2

    Very happy to see this :)

    SG-1 is definitely the best Sci-Fi on TV at the moment, so more of it is definitely a good thing!

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  56. Re:Thank god... by shadowj · · Score: 2
    ...but it is a much slower paced delivery than the rest of the stuff on TV these days.

    You may have hit on something there. Why should we consider it a problem if the show doesn't move like a scalded cat? I find the pacing a welcome relief from the frantic flash and jiggle that you see all too much of these days.

    ...and putting John deLancie in as that spook Colonel is just weird...

    SEMI-SPOILER: Don't worry about that too much; you'll be rid of him soon enough.

    Anyone know if there will be a tie-in (and if so, what kind) for that new animated show, SG-Infinity?

    I seem to recall reading that the SG-1 team has disowned SG:Infinity. That's just as well... I've seen the animated series, and I'll be charitable and say that it isn't my cup of tea.

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  57. Re:grumble grumble grumble - shut up lucky bastard by isorox · · Score: 2

    In the worst episode ever

  58. Drop new age mysticism. by Martin+S. · · Score: 2

    This used to be excellent, with proper stories for each episode, each series and the whole arch, decent plot development, proper character development and decent plot turns. However it all started going down hill when they introduced all the new age mysticism junk, when Daniel Jackson 'transcended'.

    1. Re:Drop new age mysticism. by penguintv · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The drop in quality, at least for some of us, began in season 4, when characters such as Anise/Freya were introduced, Sam had a ratty hairdo, and Sam and Jack declared feelings for each other. It was also the season of death - they began bumping off recurring characers like Martouf (which made Sam available for Jack) and Rothman. Then, the show was going to conclude at the end of season five, but the fans rallied and asked for it back, but Michael Shanks decided not to re-up, and then we got stuck with Jonas, the character with, well, no character. Bugs Bunny has more personality and he's a cartoon! Plus season six began retreading plots from movies (such as "A beautiful mind" to name just one). It's become preditable, and at times, downright boring. When Jack is bored to tears, imagine how the audience feels? Unless they get new writers, season seven will be more of the same, and it will probably tank.

  59. Politically Correct -- can we retire this term? by ianscot · · Score: 2
    Enterprise is so politically correct I can barely bring myself to watch it,

    People use "politically correct" to mean just about anything they want to now, so can we come up with some variations that actually mean something again?

    Every time I've seen "Enterprise" it's done a stupid "Perhaps one day we'll have a... a 'directive' to use in interacting with new civilizations..." thing that makes me just cringe, it's so predictable. It makes the history of the Federation look pat and boring. It's not that great a show, okay.

    But "politically correct"? What does that mean? Does that mean the vulcan woman isn't wearing her form-fitting uniform any more? I have no idea. Basically the only meaning it has any more has to do with the person who says it, not the noun it's modifying...

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    "Fundamentalism" isn't about divine morality. It's about human authority.
  60. Re:Thank god... by jmccay · · Score: 2

    Technically, in the show Daniel isn't dead because he appears in season six (after he suposed death). He's ascended to a higher level--the same level as the powerful alien that taught meditation and took the child. I don't remember enough of the two previous episodes that talk about the child and the ascended alien, but in the one centering around the child, Daniel gets power hungry with a new weapon which the child told him how to build.

    I am currently watching the fifth series (in sindication(sp?) (during/after watching the sixth season), but I still look forward to the seventh series.

    I am glad Sci-Fi has been rerunning the entire series from the beginning on Monday nights. I have recorded everyone so far, and I have seen a couple episodes I missed because of sports events. It's been great catching up on old story line details.

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    At the next eco-hypocrisy-meeting, count the private jets used to get to the meeting. Should be interesting to see that
  61. Re:Hey Platinum Dragon! by Oculus+Habent · · Score: 2

    I'm going to spoil it - even though this is a guess.

    The mystery man the Suliban work for is a ROMULAN. Think about it. We've met the major players from TOS except for the Romulans. The shadow looks like a Romulan in the chamber. Archer looks at "The Romulan Star Empire" book in the future.

    Am I the only one detecting some weak foreshadowing?

    Anyway, the temporal cold war is a weak premise. What happens when they end it? Enterprise never happened (which would suit the pre-Enterprise Trek timeline)? They can't just end that future without changing the timeline before the show - they didn't really touch on how the loss of Archer didn't totally frig the past, as the future leader would never have existed to help them...

    Also, thre are some weak continuity issues... No Vulcan mindmelds, yet by Spock's time they are so common that it is Vulcan custom for a son to bond with his father.

    Oh, and villifying the Vulcans. As my friend said, it's the only group out of which they hadn't already made bad guys.

    I still watch it. Partly because I like Trek, partly because I want to see how the hell they clean up their loose ends.

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    That what was all this school was for... to teach us how to solve our own problems. -- janeowit
  62. Trekkie Spawn by meehawl · · Score: 2

    The happiest day of my life will be three years from now when I have the entire B5 series on DVD sitting on my shelf. And the week I make my kids watch it with me, non-stop from start to finish, nothing will match it.

    You know, karma and kids being what they are, your kids are going to grow up to be hardcore Trekkies, and probably Renaissance Faire wibbly eared elf lovers as well.

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    Da Blog
  63. Re:It's a shame... by jo42 · · Score: 2

    The problem with Farscape is the characters are all too angry. I stopped watching it when every story line became too predictable.