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PumpkinPC v1.0 Makes Its Hallowe'en Debut

vivIsel writes "I just recently created the PumpkinPC v1.0 for the Hack-O-Lantern contest at Bjorn3D. I thought the Slashdot community would get a kick out of this--it being Halloween, and all. I just hope it doesn't rot too soon." Hopefully, the pumpkin has survived the trick-or-treaters.

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  1. Aargh! by Da+Fokka · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's running Windows, that's kinda scary!

    1. Re:Aargh! by black88 · · Score: 1, Funny

      It has to be said: Gotta get a Beowulf Cluster of these!!! Sorry

    2. Re:Aargh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      He shoulda skipped the pumpkin and just had a skeleton basking in the blue screen of death.

    3. Re:Aargh! by buzban · · Score: 2
      Ladies and gentlemen--we have ignition. I repeat, we have ignition. I'm apologize, sincerely, for the W98.

      seems appropriate to me... ;)

    4. Re:Aargh! by scharkalvin · · Score: 2

      Just the thing to download the Halloween memo on.

    5. Re:Aargh! by madshot · · Score: 1

      Is the fact that it's running Windows a Trick or a Treat????

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    6. Re:Aargh! by MoogMan · · Score: 1

      Yeah, kinda scary that its running...

    7. Re:Aargh! by operagost · · Score: 1

      More like a pumpkin patch of these!

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  2. Now make a PDA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Make a PDA from a gourd.

  3. Congrats by AntiFreeze · · Score: 3, Informative

    vivIsel, congrats on the second place win. Use that geforce well =]

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  4. Here's an Idea... by Obliterous · · Score: 5, Funny

    OC this mother, stuff the seeds back in, and you'll have a tasty treat in the morning!!

  5. Saw this a year ago by ep32g79 · · Score: 4, Informative

    I saw this thing ago last year, except it ran linux, Jack-O-Linux

    1. Re:Saw this a year ago by Abnormal+Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      This one has web cams as eyes, it can see you!.

  6. Good job by Rubbersoul · · Score: 2

    On the 2nd place finish, I hope you don't put your nice new prize in the pumpkinPC though :)

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  7. If it had linux installed... by vor · · Score: 5, Funny

    It'd be a Hack-O-Lantern =)

    Imagine a pumpkin patch^H^H^H^H^H^H^H beowulf cluster of these =)

    1. Re:If it had linux installed... by Loligo · · Score: 2

      Proof that moderators don't read the articles either.

      -l

  8. Those seeds... by shivianzealot · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why bother baking those seeds when you could just use an Intel chipset?

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    1. Re:Those seeds... by shivianzealot · · Score: 1

      "hohohahahehe" "...well you all know what laughter sounds like!"

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    2. Re:Those seeds... by Graff · · Score: 2
      Why bother baking those seeds when you could just use an Intel chipset?
      Sad, but true. People have even managed to cook eggs on them, so why not use them to roast pumpkin seeds?

      Yeah, I know the processor they used was an Athelon. However, just imagine how hot a Pentium gets if an Athelon can cook an egg!
  9. Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    There is something fundamentally wrong with this.

    1. Re:Hmm by haggar · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, I know. Only 3 PCI slots.

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  10. 2nd Place by AbyssDragon · · Score: 3, Informative

    This hack-o-lantern only won second place, actually. You need to check out the Bjorn3d link to see the winner of the contest.

    1. Re:2nd Place by pommaq · · Score: 1

      The winner was definitely more impressive. Somehow, it reminds me of Marty Feldman...

    2. Re:2nd Place by pommaq · · Score: 1
  11. Re:please... by Abnormal+Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    why do this sort of stuff ?, because you can and its fun :)

  12. You know you spend to much time on slashdot when.. by jamesjw · · Score: 5, Funny


    You know you've spent too much time reading slashdot when your first reaction isnt "They put a PC in A pumpkin?!?!"

    But is: "Hmm I could think of three ways to build a bigger, faster, Dual Jackelandern POWER PUMPKIN!!!"

    I think I need to go lay down now...

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  13. Re:please... by Qrlx · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Well, what's the coolest thing YOU ever put a computer in? The trunk of your car? Bah. Besides, what else are you going to do with the guts from an old HP Pavilion?

    This "case mod" if you can call it that totally rules. The article is thorough and has many pictures, and it's surviving the slashdot effect rather nicely.

    I give this one 7 out of 10. I'm deducting a few points because I didn't see the BIOS screen, and because he was too wussy to run StarCraft on it.

    Keep up the good work, son!

  14. What's NeXT? by tiredwired · · Score: 5, Funny

    Coming soon... Rotting deer carcass PC. The first dual booting roadkill. It needs a little debugging first. I'm using the antlers for the Wi-Fi antenna.

    1. Re:What's NeXT? by WhiteChocolate42 · · Score: 5, Funny

      So last week I was rummaging around in my great-uncle Nathaniel's basement, and what do I find but an original Gutenberg Bible. I was awestruck at this incredible find- it was the perfect size for the computer I was building! I immediately took it home and got to work. First things first, I ripped off the cover and the back, and used my dremel to cut a "box" shape in all the pages (don't worry, I didn't let any of it go to waste... I used the rest to line my birdcage). Anyway, I won't waste space here with all the details, but suffice to say, all I needed to use was a mini-itx motherboard, a hard drive I had laying around, and a power supply I built myself using old Deusenberg parts. I topped it off by making it holy-water-cooled and creating a neat lighting effect by burning the souls of your unborn children. I'll have a link and pics soon!

    2. Re:What's NeXT? by Moloch666 · · Score: 1

      Bible pages make good rolling paper too!

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  15. Slashdot slogan... by clickety6 · · Score: 5, Funny



    Slashdot...because it's nice to know you're not the weirdest person in the world after all...

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    1. Re:Slashdot slogan... by Grizzlysmit · · Score: 1
      Slashdot...because it's nice to know you're not the weirdest person in the world after all...

      <sob>But I want to be the weirdest ...</sob>

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  16. Disgusting by nocent · · Score: 1

    This is by far the most disgusting mod I've ever seen. The blood red keyboard gives me a headache. Nevertheless, a very impressive job technically and creatively.

  17. A PC in a Pumpkin? Bah! by MosesJones · · Score: 4, Funny


    Now a Pumpkin in a PC.... that would be something... actually generalise it. The first ever PC Oven, don't both with fans or heat sinks turn a rack of PCs into....

    The first computer powered Aga Oh yes, think of it now. No longer will you not have time to cook and eat, because your cooker is right in front of you.

    To get the required heat will need some additional engineering but a 64 way beowulf cluster should be enough. Soon cooking books will have references to "Gas Mark 5, or 10 processors at 100%".

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  18. Gold mine for manufacturers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Now if the PC manufacturers can get the pumpkins to last for more than 2 weeks without going bad, they have a gold mine. It's exactly what MS wants. Every month every body has to get a new PC and a new copy of XP/Office/.NET.

    if I was actually funny, I'd be comedian, so instead this will just be another worthless /. post

  19. more pics by DarkSkiesAhead · · Score: 5, Informative


    The Bjorn3D site has more pics of this guy's pumpkin pc. It also has pics of the first place winner, Pimpkin Mark 4.

  20. Re:Why? by Fembot · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Dude its a pc. Its in a pumpkin, its halloween and most importantly its just COOL and wacky.

  21. I'm really surprised... by Innominate+Recreant · · Score: 4, Funny

    that Slashdot editors didn't "squash" this story.

  22. Organic PC by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is one of the first PC mods out there that will change color and shape over time. From Orange to a styleish black. And it round sphere shape into the more easably stackable pancake shape. The smell it gives off will last a lot longer then any scented oil.

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  23. And for next year.... by jcasey · · Score: 1

    And for next year.... the "Roasted Turkey with mashed potatos and gravy PC" - Nice work!

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  24. Mirror by Captain+Chad · · Score: 3, Informative

    Just in case, here is a mirror.

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  25. Re:You know you spend to much time on slashdot whe by pavera · · Score: 5, Funny

    What about:
    You know you've spent too much time reading slashdot when your first reaction isn't "They put a PC in a pumpkin?!?!"
    But is: "Hmmm, I'm pretty sure they did this last year too!"

  26. WIN2K is not a gaming OS either by danny256 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well I run win2k as a gaming OS but I'm pretty smart.
    The average gamer needs to run win98 or XP if they want to have a chance of playing the latest games. Linux is just not a feasable solution. Even things like WINE do not work with most games.

    1. Re:WIN2K is not a gaming OS either by danny256 · · Score: 1

      That's horrible, I would never install linux.

  27. People seem to get really excited about unique by danny256 · · Score: 1

    cases, a pumpkin, teddy bear, I wonder if the editors would post a story about the goatse.cx guy building a computer in his ass.

    1. Re:People seem to get really excited about unique by MagusX · · Score: 1

      Unfortunatly, that guy is dead. Or are you suggesting a necroPC?

    2. Re:People seem to get really excited about unique by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      He yawned while bending over and contracted pneumonia in the subsequent draft.

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  28. Nice, but... by athlon02 · · Score: 1

    what about when the pumpkin starts decaying? It'll literally become the stinkiest PC I've ever heard of! :)

  29. Just in time for thanksgiving by DarkHelmet · · Score: 2, Funny
    AMD Athlon XP + pumpkin = baked pumpkin pie!

    Not only will it heat your room, it'll also now cook your food!

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  30. If he'd have used Linus's OS on it... by foxtrot · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...instead of Win98, would it then be the Great Pumpkin?

    Er, wrong Linus. Nevermind...

  31. AGA stamped on your butt by laetus · · Score: 2


    I looked at the pictures of that oven. Given that it looks like the front of that cast iron beast probably gets hot enough to fry an Pentium 4, why would you want this thing in your kitchen? Especially in summer?

    I can imagine friends, lounging in the kitchen while you're baking something, someone leans against your new AGA stove and gets the AGA logo branded on their ass. :)

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  32. Re:Ugly by WWWWolf · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Why take the time to do this? For some stupid contest? I don't get it.

    Sort of like Zen: if you have to ask, you will not understand. There are things that cannot be appreciated with just a superficial view, it requires deep understanding.

    Apologies for saying that, but it's the truth...

  33. Sure it is by ergo98 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Well I run win2k as a gaming OS but I'm pretty smart. The average gamer needs to run win98 or XP if they want to have a chance of playing the latest games. Linux is just not a feasable solution. Even things like WINE do not work with most games.

    XP is, in all essence, Windows 2000 version 2, and is largely parallel with 2000 for gaming. 2000 wasn't a good choice for gaming in the early days because the drivers just weren't there for multimedia hardware: Soundblaster, Geforce, etc-- all of them had hackneyed, poor performance and poor compatibility drivers. As Microsoft made it clear that it was the future direction they got their ass in gear and made drivers that often exceed the speed of the 95/98/ME machines. As it stands if I were given a choice between 2000 and 98, I'd take 2000 hands down.

  34. Re:aaaaargh by dreadlock9 · · Score: 1

    Yeah I am reinstalling XP just so my dual athlon is stable enough to burn FreeBSD CDs and then I can hopefully do my work without crashes and errors all the time. Gah! I managed to release SproutPaint 0.6.0b despite all that. I am gonna check out the UNIX PalmOS dev tools now.

  35. Re:Know what would be even scarier? by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1, Funny

    Windows ME

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  36. Re:Ugly by SkankhodBeeblebrox · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A 16 year old kid won a GeForce out of it...
    Lighten up.

  37. A Fruity PC by Dannon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did anyone else see this story about a pumpkin computer and immediately think of the Banana Junior 2000?

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  38. Re:Why? by 0x00000dcc · · Score: 1

    It is official now: people will do ANYTHING to get a story on slashdot ... but it was still cool

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  39. Since it will eventually decay anyway... by davetrainer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why not give us a link to the actual pumpkin so we can slashdot it, then take pictures when it explodes.

  40. Dubious honor by Rooktoven · · Score: 1

    And here I thought nothing was a bigger waste of time (not to mention more hazardous) then the coffee maker mod. (Oh, forgot about the christmas tree web server.)

    Really, couldn't these guys do something more productive, like pr0n surfing?

    But then I guess I looked...

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  41. Smells like..... by Chiggy_Von_Richtoffe · · Score: 1

    MMMMMMMmmmmmmmm fresh pumpkin pie... wha... huh?.... damn we first pumpkin ever slashdotted.

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  42. Fire Hazard by slashzero · · Score: 1

    How long before that thing caught fire?

  43. If only Dell sold these ... by 0x00000dcc · · Score: 1

    Dude, you're gettin' a vegetable!

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  44. Shouldn't have used Windows ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 2

    if he were that concerned about it rotting too soon. Talk about rot from the inside.

  45. "what else can we jam a pc into.." by ayeco · · Score: 1

    "Hey, Jethro, let see if we can put all the pc's components into this n and see if we can make an x-pc".

    This is getting silly. What's the point? ...and don't say "because it was there". Cases with craftsmenship is one thing, but enbedding a pc in a pile of crap is lame.

  46. I think he could have preserved it by hfastedge · · Score: 1

    You know, if the guy did some research on enamels and stuff, he could have coated/soaked the pumpkin with something so that it could last indefinately.

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  47. STUPID! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This is the dumbest fucking mod I've ever seen. What next, mod your MOM, waterballoon mod, cement block mod? Give me a break.

  48. Re:Matthew 4:20? by Moloch666 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I got all excited, went home and tried it. You know what, nothing sprayed out of my ears. Liar!

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  49. Re:aaaaargh by AngryPuppy · · Score: 1

    I run Unreal Tournament 2003 on my Linux distro... straight out of the box. Looks as good as the Windows implementation. Given, that's only one game (but there have been other ports), and most are not ever available in a Linux port like that, but let me answer your question as to "why bother". I bother because I like Linux. Games aren't everything, so for the 90 percent of my computing that is not gaming, it's worth it to me to keep my machine Windows free.

  50. Windows? Nah, Pumkins run better on Linux! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This is the way to do it!

  51. So what does your girlfriend think about it? by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 2

    Oh...just saw the pics. Never mind.

  52. Aw, but the hardware! by Interrobang · · Score: 2

    Even if they are made of junk components, I'd hate to see the local little monsters smash those jack-o-lanterns.

    Interrobang, wincing in agony

  53. Re:Ultimate proof... by RedWolves2 · · Score: 2

    How true!

  54. Re:Ultimate proof... by diesel_jackass · · Score: 2

    you hit the nail on the head my friend. just when i start thinking i'm a geek, i'll see something like this that makes me want to go that extra mile next time. ;-)

  55. (; crazy by binaryfeed · · Score: 2, Funny

    (; This ;D was ;) a :D good (; article.

  56. Computers for gaming? Gack. by autechre · · Score: 2


    > The average gamer needs to run win98 or XP if they
    > want to have a chance of playing the latest games.

    Really? Every computer in our house runs Debian, and we play lots of games. My brother is a graphic artist and sells tropical fish; he's not a computer expert, and doesn't seem to have any trouble with...

    Oh, you mean you play the games on your PC? I used to do that when I ran Win98 (right before + after it came out). That was hellish. Thanks, Sony, Sega, and Nintendo!

    In all seriousness, if you "just want to play games", it's not worth your time to mess around with a PC for doing so. Two games sometimes want different versions of a video driver. The hardware is expensive (I'll bet your video card cost more than our GameCube, didn't it?). You have to deal with booting (and crashing). I'm happy to run NES emulators on my machine (The Guardian Legend is just fun sometimes, OK?) and simple games like liquidwar, but all of the games that interest me (such as Grandia Extreme) are on the consoles anyway.

    I use Linux on my desktop for accomplishing things, since I think it's the OS best suited for doing so. I use consoles to play games for the same reason.

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  57. Disturbing association by geekster · · Score: 1

    Sorry for freaking you out... but can you say goats.cx

    1. Re:Disturbing association by CoolVibe · · Score: 1

      Yeah, thanks for reminding me... *runs off to toilet to empty stomach and to take mind off the mental imagery that ensued*

  58. Re:Why? by lemkebeth · · Score: 1

    Wacky? Yes
    Cool? No
    Original? No
    Good Idea? No

    Sometimes the people who do things like this make me fear for humanity.

    Last years was rotting when it was reported here so, it must have really stank when it was demolished.

  59. A couple of thoughts by Kaz+Riprock · · Score: 2
    The winner of Bjorn3d's contest used the CD drive as a mouth (and tongue)....how passe.

    There are sprays available for carved pumpkins which coat the inside to prevent moisture loss. You can also use petroleum jelly.

    Man, if I'd only known about this, I could have built a Pumpkin ][e from all the old apples I have in my basement..

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  60. This whole topic ranks up there as... by Kyrn · · Score: 1

    some of the biggest geeks I've ever seen. GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS!!!!!!!! How about a Cactus computer? Or could you make one out of one of those giant stuff Pikachus?

    1. Re:This whole topic ranks up there as... by fciron · · Score: 1

      Pikachu!! That's what I've been looking for!!

  61. Re:Ugly by Target+Practice · · Score: 1

    Otherwise you could be like me and the programmer who picked up a frog princess and stuffed her in his pocket, because a talking frog is really cool...

    A pumpkin pc is really cool, too.

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  62. Last Post! by alpg · · Score: 1

    After the Children of Israel had wandered for thirty-nine years
    in the wilderness, Ferdinand Feghoot arrived to make sure that they would
    finally find and enter the Promised Land. With him, he brought his
    favorite robot, faithful old Yewtoo Artoo, to carry his gear and do
    assorted camp chores.
    The Israelites soon got over their initial fear of the robot and,
    as the months passed, became very fond of him. Patriarchs took to
    discussing abtruse theological problems with him, and each evening the
    children all gathered to hear the many stories with which he was programmed.
    Therefore it came as a great shock to them when, just as their journey was
    ending, he abruptly wore out. Even Feghoot couldn't console them.
    "It may be true, Ferdinand Feghoot," said Moses, "that our friend
    Yewtoo Artoo was soulless, but we cannot believe it. He must be properly
    interred. We cannot embalm him as do the Egyptians. Nor have we wood for
    a coffin. But I do have a most splendid skin from one of Pharoah's own
    cattle. We shall bury him in it."
    Feghoot agreed. "Yes, let this be his last rusting place."
    "Rusting?" Moses cried. "Not in this dreadful dry desert!"
    "Ah!" sighed Ferdinand Feghoot, shedding a tear, "I fear you do not
    realize the full significance of Pharoah's oxhide!"
    -- Grendel Briarton "Through Time & Space With Ferdinand
    Feghoot!"

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