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OpenBSD 3.2 Song Now Available

Dan writes "Todd Miller says that the OpenBSD 3.2 song is now available via ftp. The OpenBSD 3.2 song lyrics are also available."

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  1. Is there a Linux song? by samdu · · Score: 2, Funny

    Come on Linus, whip up some Linux tunes goodness. :)

    1. Re:Is there a Linux song? by Rhinobird · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought he already did...

      "Hi, my name is Linus Torvalds and I pronounce Linux...Linux"

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    2. Re:Is there a Linux song? by vsync64 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Check it out! They sampled Linus for the techno remix of RMS's free software song!

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    3. Re:Is there a Linux song? by badzilla · · Score: 2, Informative

      IBM have a great version, complete with animated chain gang penguins ... unfortunately seems to be broken right now

      Should be here

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    4. Re:Is there a Linux song? by glenstar · · Score: 2
      why-cooperation-with-rms-is-impossible.au???

      The song is lucicrous enough, but the title given it on hackvan is fucking hysterical!

    5. Re:Is there a Linux song? by vsync64 · · Score: 1

      I think JWZ actually deserves that honor.

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    6. Re:Is there a Linux song? by grub · · Score: 1, Troll


      My name is Linus,
      I'm a geek.
      My name is Linus and
      I'm a geee-eek.

      I only include
      what I bless.
      I like to get bumfucked
      by RMS.

      My name is Linus
      I'm a geek.
      My name is Linus
      and I'm a geee-eeek.


      Not a troll, just the artsie side of my brain awakening from its 36 year slumber.

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  2. When is Linux going to get a song... by sofist · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It would be nice if Linux would get a release song... Any body wants to do it?

    1. Re:When is Linux going to get a song... by MerlynEmrys67 · · Score: 1
      I can see that... Who is going to be writting the song for the Linux 2.5.46 kernel release ?

      Oh, better write quick, 2.5.47 is just around the corner I bet

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  3. FreeBSD songs by Openadvocate · · Score: 5, Informative

    Or maybe take a look at this The Twelve Days of Code-Freeze

    Or this:
    FreeBSD songbook

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  4. Geekish by jakemus · · Score: 3, Funny

    Isn't this far too geekish for any living creature? When will we see a movie about my microwave oven?

    1. Re:Geekish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      When will we see a movie about my microwave oven?

      As soon as they translate the screenplay from Elvish.

    2. Re:Geekish by capmilk · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a sequel to The Brave Little Toaster - but the producers said there was not going to be any. Tough luck for your oven, pal. ;)

  5. Slashdotted by PW2 · · Score: 1

    The FTP site isn't responding; could someone post the song to gnutella; thanks

    1. Re:Slashdotted by yeti+(dn) · · Score: 2, Informative

      This this is free. You cannot pirate something free.

      I hope the next time you'll come up with "I don't use the Interent/Slashdot/whatever. The evil hackers use it and that's why drm/tcpa/padallium shit start" and stop offending here.

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    2. Re:Slashdotted by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

      Just added that to my gnutella shares if anyone can't get the original... pity my poor dialup, but the song's available anyway.

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  6. Heh by Ryvar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The vocalist outperformed the lyricist on this one by a few orders of magnitude, methinks. The last 'gooooooone' bit was amazing considering that she belted that out without even so much as a chuckle at the lyrics she had to sing.

    1. Re:Heh by oever · · Score: 2, Informative
      Onalea is an accomplished musical theatre and symphony concert performer Highlights of her career include Bernstein's MASS with the CPO, and the Western Canadian premieres of Assassins, Into the Woods, and Falsettos.

      source
      a CD featuring Onalea Gilbertson
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    2. Re:Heh by pianophile · · Score: 1

      Read the libretto of a typical opera sometime. Silly lyrics are not a recent invention.

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  7. wow this is incredibly stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    i'm switching back to windows and forgetting about unix. you guys are way to creepy.

    1. Re:wow this is incredibly stupid by Openadvocate · · Score: 5, Funny

      uhm, maybe I should remind you of some fat guy standing on a scene in front of a lot of people at a conference, chanting and dancing.
      (I hadn't anything to do with religion,,,, then again)

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    2. Re:wow this is incredibly stupid by bumby · · Score: 1

      Why are you trolls complaining all the time? This is cool. I cannot see how one can complain when it's free, and it _is_ music! It's even somewhat good ;) Everything that is created for a good good non-destructive reason is uncomplainable (as long as it's free [as in beer and speach])! If you don't like it, don't download it. Go buy yourself a windows xp cd for $$$ and buy the windows themesong cd while your at it.

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  8. I'm in shock by unsinged+int · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think I speak for a lot of people when I say I thought this was gonna suck, but after downloading it and hearing it, I'm pretty impressed.

    1. Re:I'm in shock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Me too. As an OpenBSD I've been hanging my head in shame at the shear geekiness/hokeyness of a theme song, but this is a pretty impressive. The vocalist is very, very good. Don't get me wrong, I still think the whole idea is silly, but the OpenBSD developers seem to have taken the production quality of their song as seriously as they take the production of their code...

    2. Re:I'm in shock by snake_dad · · Score: 2
      Ha, get the 3.1 song. It rocks :)

      (obligatory karma whoring remark) IT EVEN MENTIONS PENGUINS!

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  9. Metaphor by smithwis · · Score: 2, Funny

    How very appropriate to release the lyrics alongside the song.
    Sort of like a metaphor for the whole opensource thing.

    I guess to much english class makes one read to much into things though.

    1. Re:Metaphor by Joe+Enduser · · Score: 2, Funny

      You had to much english class?

    2. Re:Metaphor by Joe+Enduser · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or maybe I haven't muched English class enough myself.

    3. Re:Metaphor by Andrewkov · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, to open source the songs, they should release the sheet music, and preferably the project file from whatever recording program they used (Cubase, etc). Also they forgot to include the COPYING and README files with the license! ;-)

    4. Re:Metaphor by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      OpenBSD don't need no steenkin' COPYING file.

    5. Re:Metaphor by OttoM · · Score: 1
      You had to much english class?

      Don't you know that any posting should have at least one spelling error too be accepted as genuine /.?

    6. Re:Metaphor by smithwis · · Score: 1

      >> You had to much english class?

      I guess, not enough English then. I'm looking at my sentence, and I don't know what is wrong with my sentence besides forgetting to capitalize English.
      I feel kinda dumb here but would anyone mind telling me what is wrong with "to" ?

      To whoever answers; Thank you for edifying me.

    7. Re:Metaphor by Moridineas · · Score: 2

      to is a preposition as in "I went to the store"

      What you were looking for is "too" as in "I drank too much milk"

  10. As figured, old Vorbis.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The Vorbis version is compressed with old version.. What is it with people, why can't they get it to their heads to use the 1.0 stable release?!

    1. Re:As figured, old Vorbis.. by RazzleDazzle · · Score: 1

      What is your problem? Does the sound play? I have not had any problems. I didn't even know it was unstable as there have been no symtptons of being unstable. So what is it with people who just want to complain for the sake of complaining?

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  11. The Free Software Song by RPoet · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There may be no Linux song, but there's definitely a Free Software Song, lovingly performed by RMS.

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    1. Re:The Free Software Song by G-funk · · Score: 5, Funny

      We need a -1 (Dear lord no!) rating

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    2. Re:The Free Software Song by imag0 · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      Aah, the Free Software Song. Am I alone in saying the first time I heard it I contemplated anything from mass murder to autocanibalism to get.away.from.that.awful.noise?

      sorry, RMS. Absolutely the worst.song. evar

      That being said, anyone know where I can pick up a copy of Virtual(void) from the BeOS cd? I may have to look on my cd's to see if it's there.I still find myself humming ...you'll never find love down a T1 line... Perhaps the best geek song in existence.

      :wq!

    3. Re:The Free Software Song by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      That song is the goatse.cx of music!

      Oh, my ears!

    4. Re:The Free Software Song by Karn · · Score: 1

      Have you heard the Fenster's version of the Free Software Song

      I don't know if it's because RMS's version is so unpolished, but this song isn't bad. :)

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    5. Re:The Free Software Song by zapfie · · Score: 1

      I remember Virtual(void).. that was good stuff. If I could find my BeOS R5 Pro CD, I'd get you a copy.. :/

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  12. Linux is late by theefer · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Eventually, I found a good reason why I should switch from Linux to FreeBSD.

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  13. Not bad. by debilo · · Score: 1

    I'm impressed too, especially since I really hated the song for 3.1, it had a crappy melody and even crappier lyrics and the crappiest musicians since Gwyneth Paltrow decided to be a lousy singer in addition to being a lousy actress.

    Now this one sounds really good, the vocalist is reminiscent of Shirley Bassey. I really wish they had chosen this one as the new Bond theme instead of Madonna, who decided to be a crappy actress in addition to being a crappy singer. Thank you.

  14. It will never be as popular as... by Blackneto · · Score: 2, Funny
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    Ursula Andress, Catherine Deneuve, and Charo, twice...
  15. Barry Manilow's next! by Joe+Enduser · · Score: 5, Funny
    Her name was Lola
    she was a blowfish

    She would firewall and do the ssh ssh ssh-a

    1. Re:Barry Manilow's next! by Jester99 · · Score: 3, Funny

      OK, I'll bite.

      Her name was Lola, she was a blowfish.
      With the armor she would wear, and the spikes way out to there
      She would firewall, and diff any patch at all
      And while she tried to s-s-h, users always typed in 'make'
      Across a crowded server room, they built from 10 til noon
      The code was tight and all secure
      Who could ask for more?

      In the Open (O!), Open B - S - D (Open BSD)
      The meanest server north of Havana (here)
      In the open (O!), Open BSD
      Audits, not crashin', was always the fashion
      In the Ooopen... they typed 'make world'

      (Open... OpenBSD)

      With my sincere apologies to Barry Manilow.

  16. Just curious... not intended to flame by Ixe · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Does BSD = People with way too much free time?
    I mean, I admire the O/S but the song lol, maybe a lil too much, or maybe I just don't have a good apprecition for this modern genre of "Geek" or maybe it's "Romance" I dunno :)

    I guess I shouldn't be talking about too much free time, here I am posting on /. and running mdk cooker, go figure....

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    1. Re:Just curious... not intended to flame by RazzleDazzle · · Score: 2, Informative
      From http://www.openbsd.org/lyrics.html

      Lyrics by Ty Semaka. Arranged by Ty Semaka & Jonathan Lewis. Base & drum programming, recording, mixing & mastering by Jonathan Lewis. Vocals by Onalea Gilbertson. Sax by Dan Meichel. Trumpet & Trombone by Craig Soby.

      I don't believe any these are OpenBSD developers, just fans.

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      ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ONE! Just brushing up for my next big invention: Ethernet over Voice (EoV)
  17. OB /. Poll (Re:Is there a Linux song?) by ShadeARG · · Score: 2, Funny
    • Already got one. Linus pronouncing Linux.
    • Linux don't need no stinking theme song!
    • Linux is song enough, you insensitive clod.
    • CowboyNeal should sing it.
  18. Here's one! by The+Original+Yama · · Score: 2, Funny
    Ding Dong the BSD is dead!
    Which old BSD?
    The wicked BSD!
    Ding Dong the BSD is deaaaad!
    Wake up, sleeping process.
    Rub your eyes,
    Get out of bed.
    Wake up the wicked BSD is deaaaad!
    It's gone where the daemons go,
    Below, below, below
    Yo ho,
    Let's open up and sing!
    And ring the (system) bells out!

    Don't take me seriously, I quite like BSD. Remember, "Wicked" can mean two different things :)

  19. NERDS!! by escchr · · Score: 2, Funny

    i believe Ogre in the movie Nerds said it best. NERDS!!!

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    1. Re:NERDS!! by Tolleman · · Score: 1

      Revenge of the nerds is like one of the coolest movies ever made?

  20. Huh? by Shanep · · Score: 2

    I downloaded the song before the "OpenBSD is ready for download" post was on /.

    So why is the song, suddenly ready for download?

    It's the James Bond'ish, operatic number with the chick with the sexy voice right? Sharp flippers and all that?

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  21. Sounds great! by koali · · Score: 1

    Now we just need some hit-fodder from Tux and his Penguins!

  22. Hurray! by echophase · · Score: 5, Funny

    Developing a BSD-based OS with security in mind = good!
    Sell cds to fund the project = good.
    Release theme song = good?
    Making your users associate your OS with cheesy salsa music = ????

    1. Re:Hurray! by sean23007 · · Score: 2

      5. Profit!

      Oh, wait... that's a different list. Heh.

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    2. Re:Hurray! by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 2

      Priceless?

  23. obligatory ms bashing by pamri · · Score: 3, Interesting
  24. I quite like it by catwh0re · · Score: 1
    *Uploads it to his ipod*

    I'm such a nerd.

  25. Linux Song!!!!! by artificial-intellect · · Score: 1

    Oh, my Tux, my darling i've hungered for your drivers A long, unix epoch Time goes by At 1000Hz interrupts And time can do so much Are you still POSIX? I need your stable VM I need your kexec God speed your async I/O to me! (to the tune of unchained melody)

    1. Re:Linux Song!!!!! by Pflipp · · Score: 2

      A different approach:

      And time goes by
      So slowly
      With Microsoft
      Can't do so much
      Are you still more?

      Or, for yer Microsoft geeks:

      Oh my Word
      My Excel
      I've hungered for Microsoft
      A long lonely time
      And Wine does Word
      So slowly
      And Wine
      Can't do so much
      Are you still more?

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  26. Re:Linux Song!!!!! (with line formatting) by artificial-intellect · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh, my Tux, my darling
    i've hungered for your drivers
    A long, unix epoch

    Time goes by
    At 1000Hz interrupts
    And time can do so much
    Are you still POSIX?

    I need your stable VM
    I need your kexec
    God speed your async I/O
    to me!

  27. C'mon people! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    There are some great BSD songs here already, like this one. Will somebody with a real sense of humor please mod these great songs back up? There not trolling, there really funny.

  28. Mabye this was someones signature by voudras · · Score: 2, Funny

    from slashdot - or perhaps i saw it somewhere else - but being that everyone is asking where the linux song is, i thought you all might find this... funny

    to hear the voice of god:
    cat /vmlinuz &> /dev/audio

    1. Re:Mabye this was someones signature by CoolVibe · · Score: 1
      > cat vmlinuz > /dev/audio
      cat: vmlinuz: No such file or directory

      Right... Must be because I don't run linux on this machine :) Catting /boot/kernel to /dev/audio isn't exactly pleasant sounding, as with all binary files

  29. on a more related note by voudras · · Score: 1

    I read the lyrics for the song and my reaction was "huh?", perhaps the song makes exclusive reference to OpenBSD so much that you would have to be familiar with it to get it?

    1. Re:on a more related note by Clover_Kicker · · Score: 4, Informative

      >I read the lyrics for the song and my reaction was
      >"huh?", perhaps the song makes exclusive reference
      >to OpenBSD so much that you would have to be
      >familiar with it to get it?

      The current OpenBSD mascot is a blowfish, so there are a lot of fish references.

      The (wicked cool) art for OpenBSD 3.2 has a James Bond theme.

      OpenBSD art has a recurring theme of foiling "script kitties", so that explains all the cat references.

  30. and now...... by Ishkibble · · Score: 2, Interesting
    here is the counter-part

    Introducing! TUX as the sourcee code

    http://phaseburn.net/tux.html

    sorry if i get ya /.ed davie

    1. Re:and now...... by Squidgee · · Score: 1
      Whoa...

      That is the coolest thing I've ever seen! Well, up there, anyways. Too bad I can't see the whole thing on my laptop's monitor...

    2. Re:and now...... by Squidgee · · Score: 1

      Actually, you can do it both ways; I just think X.2.1 looks cooler than 10.2.1. =)

    3. Re:and now...... by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

      Damn! That is just plain Coolness! For sure I saved that and plan to do it into a jpeg. Thanks for the link, man!

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  31. Features by vesamies · · Score: 1

    Does this song add any features to the previous version. I'm considering upgrading...

    1. Re:Features by agentZ · · Score: 3, Funny
      To update your machine to the new song, as root:
      # cd /usr/src
      # patch -p0 < song-3.2
      and then recompile your kernel.
  32. But ... by RWarrior(fobw) · · Score: 2

    Where's the Music EULA? How am I supposed to know how many times and on how many machines I'm allowed to play this stuff?

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    1. Re:But ... by millert · · Score: 1

      The song is available under the same license as OpenBSD itself :-)

  33. Windows OS Song by willpost · · Score: 3, Funny

    Doo, doo, doo, Lookin' out my back door.

    1. Re:Windows OS Song by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

      Ha! Ha! Someone please mod this up, I'm gonna be laughing for a few days....

      (apologies to CCR, but it was just too easy)

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    2. Re:Windows OS Song by pknoll · · Score: 1
      Ah, subtlety. So missing is witty humour in my life these days, I am moved to thank you.

      Thank you, random, amusing stranger. =)

  34. I prefer the VAX song by SHEENmaster · · Score: 1

    God rest ye CS students
    let nothing you dismay
    the vax is down and won't be up
    until the first of may
    The staff commited suicide
    we'll bury them today

    Oh tidings of comfort and joy
    comfort and joy, comfort and joy.

    If you find the rest of the song at my fortune site please email the whole thing to me.

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    1. Re:I prefer the VAX song by trb · · Score: 2

      Credit where it's due. The original version of God Rest ye CS Students was written in the mid-1970s, for the PDP10 at Worcester Tech, along with a bunch of other hacker songs.

  35. Tux and Ellen Fiest by SHEENmaster · · Score: 1

    Would you rather be with a cool penguin(Tux for Linux), a fat guy in a butterfly suit(Fat Guy Who Thinks He's A Butterfly for Micro$oft)? Obviously the cool penguin.

    Would rather be with the Fat Blue People(Blue Man Group for Intel) or Ellen Fiest(Hot Girl for Apple)?

    In retrospect, that's why I run Linux on a Mac.

    Here is my switch commercial

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  36. Is source code avaiable? by FattMattP · · Score: 2

    Hey! Where's the individual tracks and samples so we can make remixes?

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  37. Way Cool! by ToasterTester · · Score: 2

    Love 'em especially the Gold Flipper one.

    ~BSD Rocks!

  38. "Linux wackos" ? by whynot · · Score: 1

    If I ever hear the OpenBSD guys say "Linux wackos" again I now finally know what to answer.

    A f*cking SONG *BWAAAH*

  39. Lyrics by RedSynapse · · Score: 2

    With golden skin and flippers as sharp as a knife
    He's the machine designed to dismember your life
    And the fish protecting us all from the cat
    And the cat infecting the world for a laugh
    Cyborg on a mission to do some perfishin
    The doctor wants foogoo tonight

    You need some machismo to catch the spiky one
    He's got guts and gizmos to make the system run
    (?) flips here for fun
    And without a gun
    He'll dice you with his golden fin

    She's all over puff cause he's such a sexy catch
    Is she spying on him? Or just a seafood match?
    Oh double seven, send me to heaven
    Cause for mister pun the women are fun
    She knows what to do
    She'll turn gold to goo
    Gold flipper is gone
    Gold flipper is gone

    1. Re:Lyrics by Rysc · · Score: 1

      That's fugu.

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  40. And we present to you.... by Spazzz · · Score: 1
  41. BSD, Open BSD by j3110 · · Score: 2

    did anyone else think the song sounded a LOT like bond theme music?

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    1. Re:BSD, Open BSD by snake_dad · · Score: 2

      It does? Good catch! Funny... The 3.1 song sounds a lot like Rammstein. Thought it was a coincidence. Could not find a reference to the 3.0 song, it's crap anyway.

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  42. Onalea Gilbertson by falconz · · Score: 1

    Onalea Gilbertson (singer on this track) is a great vocalist. Chances are if you've heard of her before, it'd be from her anime voice acting - Moonbay in Zoids (Chaotic Century), plus various characters in G Gundam.

  43. Finally... by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

    Finally, OSS is getting songs, too.
    Micro$oft has had music for years.

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  44. software? by dazedyugo · · Score: 1

    so how exactly did they make the music? an external instrument midi thing, or some incredible piece of software?

  45. Need an album :) by ChopSocky · · Score: 1

    So when's the album come out? Seriously, seems like a decent way to support the project... if only it wasn't so... so... damn cheesy. If they put out quality music without the god-awful lyrics, I'd pay for a CD.

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