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Run Your Laptop On Nuclear Energy

Reader zymano points to this news.com artcle on innovations in portable power sources. Would you feel comfortable with a radioactive power source inside your laptop or cellphone?

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  1. Command post! by Gizzmonic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Missle command on a nuclear powered laptop? That would turn my mind into a buttery crazy straw!

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    1. Re:Command post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nucular missile, to be precise.

    2. Re:Command post! by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 2

      Email me with Endora to explain that.

  2. Radiation in my laptop? by TheGreenLantern · · Score: 5, Funny

    Would you feel comfortable with a radioactive power source inside your laptop or cellphone?

    Sure, as long as it's not that yellow radiation.

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    1. Re:Radiation in my laptop? by spike+hay · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Neither am I, microwave radiation (802.11b to be specific), however miniscule (100mw), has to be bad for you when your exposed to it for 9+ hours a day.

      MICROWAVE RADIATION IS NON IONIZING!!!! The reason that gamma rays and x rays are harmful is because they have enough energy to mess up your dna and such, which can potentially cause cancer and other problems. Microwave radiation has none of these problems. Microwaves have far less energy than optical light. They can't ionize anything.

      The only way RF can cause damage is by overheating. But 15 mw of power from a WAP or a card isn't going to make a damn bit of difference.

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  3. An atomic pile the size of a walnut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    An atomic pile the size of a walnut? Nonsense! Even the greatest technicians of the Empire could not do such a thing. Your upstart Foundation must be populated by wizards!

    1. Re:An atomic pile the size of a walnut? by Raul654 · · Score: 2

      Uh, forgive my ignorance, but to what is that referring?

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    2. Re:An atomic pile the size of a walnut? by samael · · Score: 4, Informative

      Asimov's Foundation books. When the Empire collapses, the Foundation manages to hold on to some of the technology that would otherwise have been lost.

    3. Re:An atomic pile the size of a walnut? by Docrates · · Score: 4, Informative

      Noy quite. When this happened, the Empire hadn't entirely collapsed yet, and the technology used by the Foundation was developed by them through renewed ingenuity (unlike the empire who ran machines but had no idea how to build new ones)

      If I'm not mistaken, this happened when the foundation expansion first encountered the decaying empire.

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    4. Re:An atomic pile the size of a walnut? by grytpype · · Score: 2

      Oh, yeah? Well, did Hari Seldon predict THIS?

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    5. Re:An atomic pile the size of a walnut? by Xpilot · · Score: 2

      IIRC, the Foundation was forced to create tiny efficient micro-power generators because they were on Terminus, a planet that's kinda scarce on resources.

      What kind of irks me about that is some of the outlying provices surrounding Terminus are told to have "regressed to fossil fuels" and yet they have interstellar spaceships. On fossil fuels? FTL travel? Kind of a strech.

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  4. Jimeny Jilickers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Look out radioactive man

  5. why not? by C_nemo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    i feel comfortable with a nuclear detector in my fire alarm

    1. Re:why not? by JesseL · · Score: 3, Interesting

      But do you spend hours with your fire alarm in your pocket or on your lap?

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    2. Re:why not? by Mignon · · Score: 2
      But do you spend hours with your fire alarm in your pocket or on your lap?

      I don't, but I'm willing to bet that Crazy Eric does.

    3. Re:why not? by H1r0Pr0tag0n1st · · Score: 4, Informative

      How about in your chest cavity? Most pacemakers are powered by small radioactive batteries. And these are implanted in the body.
      So haveing somehting like this in a cell phone or a laptop really wouldn't bother me.

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    4. Re:why not? by LWATCDR · · Score: 2

      If it is shielded it should be fine.
      The danger is when you throw it away.
      Can it get into the enviroment?
      I doubt you will ever see this.

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  6. obligatory Ghost busters quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Why worry. Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on our back. Switch me on"

    1. Re:obligatory Ghost busters quote by rainwalker · · Score: 5, Funny

      "You know, we've never had a completely sucessful test..."

    2. Re:obligatory Ghost busters quote by kev0153 · · Score: 3, Funny

      "I blame myself"

  7. More importantly.... by RadioheadKid · · Score: 5, Funny

    Would you feel comfortable with a radioactive power source inside your laptop or cellphone?

    Inside a cell phone or laptop near my balls! Have to get some lead boxers...

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    1. Re:More importantly.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      Have to get some lead boxers...

      Why? scared that superman is gay or something?

    2. Re:More importantly.... by RealAlaskan · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Would you feel comfortable with the radioactive power source inside you? From the article:
      Lal said that medical device makers and cell phone makers have shown interest in commercial applications of the atomic battery, adding that consumers may see the new batteries in cell phones in about three to four years.
      So, when you get old, your pacemaker will probably have a radioactive battery, and that will probably seem very comforting indeed.

      Batteries which capture the electrons given off during some sorts of radioactive decay are old hat. If the article is to be believed, this is something very different. Also from the article:

      ... a team from Cornell University last month unveiled a device that converts the energy stored in radioactive material directly into mechanical motion, which in turn moves the parts of a miniscule machine to generate electricity. This type of battery could supply power for decades, said Amit Lal, a professor at Cornell's electrical and computer engineering department and the lead researcher.
      ``Converts the energy ... directly into mechanical motion''? I guess this would be sort of like the little solar engines, that have paddles which are shiny on one side and black on the other and spin in sunlight? Sounds as if they might have oversimplified when they paraphrased, maybe.
    3. Re:More importantly.... by anzha · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Obviously you want some boxers made of this stuff.

      It's a joke, people...The N word shouldn't automatically provoke FUD when it's mentioned...

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    4. Re:More importantly.... by ivan256 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      So, when you get old, your pacemaker will probably have a radioactive battery

      Pacemakers already have radioactive batteries.

    5. Re:More importantly.... by Kintanon · · Score: 5, Funny

      And they are a hell of a lot more convenient than those old Wind Up pacemakers! I tell you man, having to reach into grandpa's chest every 6 hours and wind him back up was a pain in the ass!

      Kintanon

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    6. Re:More importantly.... by jonnythan · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Was" a pain in the ass?

      Did you forget once?

    7. Re:More importantly.... by MECC · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The radioactive battery in a pacemaker has enough plutonium to poison 50,000 people. They are put through rigorous crash testing. Still, if you're faced with dying or having a nuclear power source implanted in your chest, you might opt for safe, clean, nuclear power....

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    8. Re:More importantly.... by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 3, Funny
      Did you forget once?

      No...They couldn't find the crankshaft.

      Atleast he doesn't get cranky anymore...

    9. Re:More importantly.... by reezle · · Score: 2

      Man, I wish I had some mod points... That's a great argument.

    10. Re:More importantly.... by jmobley · · Score: 2, Funny

      I hope that whatever is happening between your laptop and your balls remains in the privacy of your own home. ;)

    11. Re:More importantly.... by susano_otter · · Score: 2

      According to this smarty man, there's probably not enough plutonium inside a pacemaker to poison a small bunny rabbit. I imagine the crash testing is still pretty rigorous, though.

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    12. Re:More importantly.... by spike+hay · · Score: 2

      The radioactive battery in a pacemaker has enough plutonium to poison 50,000 people. They are put through rigorous crash testing. Still, if you're faced with dying or having a nuclear power source implanted in your chest, you might opt for safe, clean, nuclear power....

      I'm sorry but your'e completely wrong. Plutonium is no where near that deadly. Contrary to what Ralph Nader says, plutonium is not the deadliest substance on earth. Not even by a longshot.

      Plutonium is actually one of the safer radioactive elements. Ordinary matter is so absorptive of radiation that plutonium's rays are stopped by a sheet of paper. It can be handled with your bare hands safely. It is not absorbed in the digestive tract so the problem with ingestion is radiation damage to the lining of the digestive tract. Its lethal oral dose is more than an aspirin in weight.

      Inhaling plutonium is another story, as it remains in your lungs and irradiates you for a long time. But it is very difficult to make a plutonium aerosol, as it is a metal and is heavier than lead. At any rate, even if you could make an effective aerosol (impossible, almost) you would need huge amounts of plutonium to give people lethal doses over a fairly large area.

      Say, if you dropped 10 kg of some sort of plutonium aerosol from a plane. (Nevermind where you get 10 kg of Pu) It is spread over an area 500 meters x 500 meters x 200 meters tall. That's 50 million cubic meters. Which would work out to .0002 grams per square meter! Far too little to cause a human any damage.

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    13. Re:More importantly.... by maydog · · Score: 3, Informative

      No they dont, I should know - I build and test them. Pacemakers have a Lithium Iodide battery and most Defibrillators (implantable) use SVO or MnO2 batteries. Still the can have lifetimes 7-10 years depending on the amount of therapy needed.

    14. Re:More importantly.... by Mac+Degger · · Score: 2

      So explain to me how those people on the Manhatten project died? They where working with plutonium, too. Also, why in hell's bells would you then need to handle your plutonium remotely (as in it's in another room while you handle it via a remote robot interface) when building your own nuclear basement (I'm referring to the articles in Scientific American and other publications which went over the steps neccessary to build your own nuke)?

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    15. Re:More importantly.... by morie · · Score: 2

      Who's ass?

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    16. Re:More importantly.... by spike+hay · · Score: 2

      All the manhattan project problems were caused by somehow inhaling the PU. The fact remains that PU only emits alpha particles.

      Alpha particles are stopped by the skin's epidermis. You can't get poisoned by handling plutonium.

      Alpha particles are slow and massive. They just can't penetrate. Don't believe the eco-whacko scare stories you hear.

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    17. Re:More importantly.... by spike+hay · · Score: 2

      Here's a link. PU cannot poison you unless it is taken internally.

      http://216.239.33.100/search?q=cache:KiDhhCg_zrs C: prop1.org/2000/cassini/971005.htm+plutonium+alpha+ particles+&hl=en&ie=UTF-8

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  8. New regulations by bsharitt · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If these came into wide use, the US govenment would probably impose harsh export restrictions, since there is a small amout of radiation.

    1. Re:New regulations by cosyne · · Score: 2

      are there harsh export restrictions on smoke detectors using Americium 241?
      It's not like you take a bunch of 'radioactive stuff' and put it together and make a bomb. Get a clue.

  9. What Fry would say... by codeonezero · · Score: 5, Funny

    In the infamous words of Fry from Futurama
    (On being scanned by some radiation emiting device)

    "Ouch, my sperm"

    heheh

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    1. Re:What Fry would say... by C_nemo · · Score: 2, Funny

      On being scanned by said device a second timne:

      "Funny, it doesn't hurt this time"

  10. It could save you lots of money! by doomdog · · Score: 2, Funny


    Why, you'd save a fortune in glo-in-the-dark condoms :-)

  11. Potential Risk? by Remik · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "The Department of Transportation last month removed one hurdle to the commercial acceptance of fuel cells powered by methanol by ruling that they could be taken on airplanes. The issue was that these fuel cells contain methanol, which is a flammable liquid."

    I don't see them being so quick to remove a similar hurdle for nuclear fuel.

    But, hey, if they make nuclear powered cell phones, the radiation would treat the supposed cancer risk. Right?

    -R

    1. Re:Potential Risk? by jarodss · · Score: 2
      "The Department of Transportation last month removed one hurdle to the commercial acceptance of fuel cells powered by methanol by ruling that they could be taken on airplanes. The issue was that these fuel cells contain methanol, which is a flammable liquid."


      I don't see them being so quick to remove a similar hurdle for nuclear fuel.


      But when they do I still won't be able to travel with mine, because I'm sure they won't belive that I travel with a beowulf cluster of nuclear powered laptops to watch The Matrix in "Really, Really wide screen" (TM) with my 6X9 laptop cluster.

    2. Re:Potential Risk? by DirtyJ · · Score: 3, Informative
      I don't see them being so quick to remove a similar hurdle for nuclear fuel.

      Why not? What are you going to do with a radioactive lump of stuff? I suppose you could try to choke someone with it or shoot people with beta particles...

      This isn't the same sort of material that gets used in nuclear weapons; it's just isotopic material which decays with a characteristic timescale so that a steady stream of particles shoot away from it. You can use the momentum imparted by these particles to power a small generator - sort of like water turning a turbine in a dam or something (not exactly, but you get the picture...).

    3. Re:Potential Risk? by ThrasherTT · · Score: 2

      But, hey, if they make nuclear powered cell phones, the radiation would treat the supposed cancer risk. Right?

      There may be more truth to this than you expect. There's an article in the Dec 2002 Discover concerning the reintroduction of homeosis as a real and potentially useful effect. Unfortunately, they haven't updated their site to the Dec. issue, so I can't give you a link. Expect to hear more about this in the near future... whether the news will support or debunk homeosis, I don't know.

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    4. Re:Potential Risk? by nurightshu · · Score: 2

      Are you that worried about the neighbor kid's health? Three millimeters' worth of plastic shielding absorbs beta particles (hell, even human skin blocks it from hitting your vital organs, if I remember my Emergency Care textbook correctly), so maybe the walls in your house or apartment complex (which I hope to Ghod are thicker than 3mm) might keep you from getting dosed?

      Besides, the way the kids' fashion trends are going these days, in five years he'll probably be wearing plutonium studs through his eyelids and a big fucking uranium Prince Albert piercing. The batteries are the least of your worries.

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  12. That would be... by aao-brad · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...a whole new definition of blue screen of death. "Error #10012 - Meltdown eminent. "

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    1. Re:That would be... by C0LDFusion · · Score: 5, Funny

      "An fatal operation at 0x004a3542 has occured. YOU will be terminated."

      And if you take it on the airplane, the press confererence:

      Reporter: "What was the cause of the explosion?"

      NTSB Guy: "Windows. If only he used linux...or AT LEAST MacOS X...this disater could've been averted."

      Two hours later, at the White House...

      Bush: "We have found that the explosion was caused by Windows. By making Windows, Microsoft is a terrorist organization. This morning, troops invaded the evil leader Bill Gates's compound in Redmond."

      Two Weeks Later:

      Reporter: "Have you found Gates?"

      Rumsfeld: "We have Special Forces scouring the area, but we haven't found him. But in order to follow our current policy on the War on Terror, we'll now accuse a random country of being Evil. (::Rumsfeld walks over to a lottery tumbler::) This year's "Evil Nation" is... MADAGASCAR! Alrighty. Now, then. You know the drill. Madagascar currently is in possession of weapons of mass destruction. Now go back to your news bureaus and begin the punditry. That is the end of this conference."

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    2. Re:That would be... by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 2

      This year's "Evil Nation" is... MADAGASCAR!

      Not sure why, but that actually made me laught out loud...

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    3. Re:That would be... by Zerth · · Score: 2

      Whereupon the representative from North Carolina will shout "Madagascar! They've got lemurs, we're screwed! Did you see what they did to the Duke University faculty?! We haven't got an operative back from there in... in... /years/..."

  13. Even more danger? by new_breed · · Score: 2, Interesting

    First we had that whole fuss about how prolonged use of a mobile phone could cause cancer..And now, you make your head glow as well! Great..can't they invent one that uses solar power instead?

    1. Re:Even more danger? by hexile · · Score: 2, Funny

      Personally I'd rather have a tidal powered cell phone. That way I wouldn't feel so bad about flushing it after my boss has called me 12 times on a Sunday.

    2. Re:Even more danger? by GreyPoopon · · Score: 2, Funny
      Personally I'd rather have a tidal powered cell phone.

      Yeah. That way, when you put the phone up to your ear, you could say that you could hear the ocean. :-)

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  14. Nuclear laptop by murphj · · Score: 2

    Think of the money my girlfriend will save on birth control pills!

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    1. Re:Nuclear laptop by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 2

      Think of the three fingered two-headed freaks you'll have.

      The radiation could cause problems too.

  15. Leet by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    With a nuclear powered notebook on my lap I could save a load of money on future child support payments.

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    1. Re:Leet by binaryDigit · · Score: 2

      With a nuclear powered notebook on my lap I could save a load of money on future child support payments

      Or those payments would kill you when you have to pay to house and feed those 15' tall kids (don't even mention how much it would cost to get a pair of Nikes for them)

    2. Re:Leet by tshak · · Score: 2

      Your sig makes no logical sense, nor is it correct in any sense either. I suggest you read up on what a cult is, and educate yourself so that when you debate someone in the future you don't sound ignorant about your topic.

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    3. Re:Leet by dvdeug · · Score: 2

      I suggest you read up on what a cult is,

      A cult is a degrogatory term, used towards small religions the speaker doesn't like.

      http://religiousmovements.lib.virginia.edu/cults ec t/concult.htm
      would define it as "CULT: a deviant religious organization with novel beliefs and practices."

      Both of which are about the same thing as "Cult: (n) a small, unpopular religion."

    4. Re:Leet by grub · · Score: 2


      I suggest you read up on what a cult is

      dictionary.com's definition
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      1. a. religion or religious sect generally considered to be extremist or false, with its followers often living in an unconventional manner under the guidance of an authoritarian, charismatic leader.
      b. The followers of such a religion or sect.

      2. A system or community of religious worship and ritual.

      3. The formal means of expressing religious reverence; religious ceremony and ritual.

      4. A usually nonscientific method or regimen claimed by its originator to have exclusive or exceptional power in curing a particular disease.

      5.a. Obsessive, especially faddish, devotion to or veneration for a person, principle, or thing.
      b. The object of such devotion.

      6. An exclusive group of persons sharing an esoteric, usually artistic or intellectual interest.
      --------

      Hmm.. Yup, religions are cults! Thanks for asking me to take the time to confirm what I've always assumed.

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    5. Re:Leet by tshak · · Score: 2

      Dictionary.com's definitions can be vague, since they pull from a large number of sources. Number 1 is the correct definition (as usual for that site). A religion does not necessarily have an authoritarian leader, nor does it have followers living in an unconventional manner.

      This is why a cult is defined as "A religion", and then some additional qualifiers. This of course concludes that not all religions are cults. Religion is also a very loose term - the Open Source Movement can be classified as a religion, and maybe even a Cult if you consider RMS a charasmatic leader :-).

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  16. The ultimate mod... by Blimey85 · · Score: 5, Funny

    No need for neon inside your case kiddies, the nuclear power source glows in the dark. And if you want to kick it up a notch, try our brand new nuclear powered monitors... true glowing beauty that you have to see to... hey... my face hurts... my whole body... feels like it's on fire... what's going on... ahh.. the burning.....ahhh!!!!

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  17. News flash. by torre · · Score: 2

    New trend of impotence traced to new laptops carrying radioactive power plants as batteries...

  18. like the GhostBusters by kipple · · Score: 2

    ...they had a nuclear-like reactor on their back, and they felt SO cool.

    So would I with a nuclear-powered laptop (how much battery life do you have? Oh, a couple thousand years).

    As long as I won't drop it (you'll notice if I will).

    cheers

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  19. Nuclear powered cellphone by Christianfreak · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The "Cellphones cause cancer" groups would defenatly have fits over that. But the Government might find it useful. I can just see Bush on TV, "If we don't stop the evil terrorists(tm), they could turn your cellphone into a nuclear holocost. Think of the children!"

    In all seriousness if the manufacturers can guarentee that its safe I'm all for portable power that lasts 200 years.

    1. Re:Nuclear powered cellphone by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In all seriousness if the manufacturers can guarentee that its safe I'm all for portable power that lasts 200 years.

      Screw that. I want the manufacturer, a government agency, and a dozen or so independent non-profit organizations to guarantee it is safe. I mean, we saw well letting the company tell us what is safe worked with tobacco. ;)

      But do that, and yeah, I'd use one. :)

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    2. Re:Nuclear powered cellphone by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Informative
      > Screw that. I want the manufacturer, a government agency, and a dozen or so independent on-profit organizations to guarantee it is safe. I mean, we saw well letting the company tell us what is safe worked with tobacco. ;)

      Actually, this is one of the few cases wherein if you don't trust the gub'mint (setter of standards for rad-leakage) or the corporates (laptop manufacturer), you can just as easily verify for yourself.

      Alpha: If you're not convinced from the laws of physics that alphas will be stopped by the casing of your laptop, build a cloud chamber with some dry ice and alcohol, and sit your laptop on top of it. Observe the lack of straight fat traces emanating from your laptop.

      Beta: Ditto. You can also build a detector for charged particles out of gold leaf and leave it next to your laptop for a few hours, or you can just eyeball your cloud chamber for longer traces with occasional kinks as electrons are deflected in the medium.

      Gamma: OK, your cloud chamber won't work as well here, so drop $300 for a pocket geiger counter from a place like Edmund Scientific. (It slices, it dices, it's something no kid who grew up during the Cold War should be without! :-)

      Cloud chambers are easy to build, and fun to watch. Get an old radium-dial watch or clock, place a blue LED next to it, and you've got yourself a "nuclear lava lamp".

      Case modders alert! You could replace the top flat part of a PC with it and the cool air from the base of the chamber would ooze down into your case, providing a little bit of extra cooling. along with one hell of a l33t case mod - permanently mount your rad-source in the middle of the chamber, mask off and paint a "radioactive" symbol in the plexiglass cover, with a small source directly beneath the center of the rad-symbol, and illuminate it with a one of those traffic-light/borg-cube-green LEDs, and bring a few blocks of dry ice to the LAN party! W00T!

      OK, back on topic. The bottom line is that measuring the amount of ionizing radiation leacking from a nuke-powered laptop is trivial, and if you compare the (lack of) radiation coming from your laptop from the (big pile of) background radiation coming from the bricks in your house, the glaze on your grandma's dishes, and the potassium in that bundle of bananas, or just from living in the Rockies, you just might learn something about risk assessment - something about which those in the knee-jerk anti-nuclear movement would prefer to keep you in the dark.

    3. Re:Nuclear powered cellphone by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > Actually, beta partciles are stopped by a sheet of metal. Its alpha particles there are stopped by a sheet of paper. (Gamma rays are are stopped by 6 inches of steel.)

      *brag* So even if it's an unshielded gamma emitter, my nuts are still safe as long as I've got a continual supply of pr0n!

    4. Re:Nuclear powered cellphone by gorilla · · Score: 2
      Gamma: OK, your cloud chamber won't work as well here, so drop $300 for a pocket geiger counter [scientificsonline.com] from a place like Edmund Scientific. (It slices, it dices, it's something no kid who grew up during the Cold War should be without! :-)

      Or $170 for a built it yourself kit. Does Alpha, Beta, Gamma, and X-Ray.

    5. Re:Nuclear powered cellphone by Idarubicin · · Score: 3, Interesting
      In all seriousness if the manufacturers can guarentee that its safe I'm all for portable power that lasts 200 years.

      That's just great. Someone drops his pager in a movie theatre, and the damn thing beeps for two centuries before someone can find and kill it.

      Also, who wants a laptop that has to be disposed of as nuclear waste? It's fine for pacemakers and that sort of thing--there don't need to be that many in circulation (pun not intended) and nobody is going to be trading in for a newer model every eighteen months.

      Finally, have you seen some of the stupid things that people do to their consumer electronics? (Backing over a laptop in the driveway comes to mind.) This could lead to releases of potentially hazardous levels of radiation--perhaps inadvertant ingestion of radioactive material from a small leak in the casing.

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  20. Radio Waves and Radioactivity by thefinite · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I would guess that there is simply too much irrational behavior relative to nuclear power to make these batteries all that popular. The irony is how quickly we ignore the supposed dangers from cell phone radio waves. The difference seems to be the emotional baggage that follows anything "nukyoolar". Too bad, too.

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  21. I'd feel safe if... by TomHoward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Would you feel comfortable with a radioactive power source inside your laptop or cellphone?

    So long as it wasn't running Windows.

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    1. Re:I'd feel safe if... by sedawkgrep · · Score: 2

      The comment should be +5 Insightful.

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    2. Re:I'd feel safe if... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      Windows' EULA prohibits its use in the daily operation of a nuclear plant.

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  22. Not for me by Rossalina+W+Sanchez · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I think the only real problem I would have with it is that there might be some problems later on when I get pregnant. There are still a lot of issues with radiation regarding females and felopian tubes that we don't know about yet and will take years for science to find out about.

    Remember all the mutant freak babies that were born in some Nevada towns after the Army was performing nuclear tests back in the 40's?

    Sure this thing sounds safe but are you going to risk giving birth to a retard or a one armed baby when they really don't have any conclusive studies yet? I'm not.

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    1. Re:Not for me by DeltaSigma · · Score: 2

      It's a lie!

      Must be one of them new-fangled "sense-making trolls."

    2. Re:Not for me by tiedyejeremy · · Score: 2
      yes, you're right.

      *sheepish grin*

      But... but...

      *blush*

      I'm, sorry.

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    3. Re:Not for me by coryboehne · · Score: 2

      She's works for Microsoft(or will be soon), really, check out her bio :) Not that this is indicitave of anything really, just a little interesting, actually I wouldn't have ever thought that someone who graduated from MIT would even consider working for MS, but hey, you learn something new everyday...

      PS-Note to grandparent poster, I don't blame you, as long as you're only doing it for the money anyhow.....

  23. Not near my head or my other head by ari_j · · Score: 2

    Sorry, but I refuse to put a source of radiation powerful enough to run my laptop or cell phone that close to my brain or testicles. I can't think clearly without all of the above, and don't want to mess them up for myself. (Note that cell phone antennas help place the radiation away from the head, when you get a cell phone with a decent external antenna, so they're of lesser risk, and only affect my brain, not my reproductive organs.)

    1. Re:Not near my head or my other head by ari_j · · Score: 2

      Both kinds of which are, AFAIK, potentially harmful to brain and reproductive cells.

    2. Re:Not near my head or my other head by nurightshu · · Score: 2

      I can't think clearly without all of the above[...]

      Seems like you're doing a pretty piss-poor job of thinking clearly even with your standard-issue equipment. Although I do have to give you some credit; you're the first guy I've ever known who has (a) publicly admitted that his testicles do his thinking for him, yet somehow (b) believes that he's still "thinking clearly" when they do. Unfortunately, (a) is a violation of our Sacred Guy Code, which means that you'll have to hand over your copy of The Godfather and any beer you have in your fridge, and on your way home pick up Terms of Endearment and some wine coolers. Sorry, man.

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  24. Snow Crash!! by Flamesplash · · Score: 2

    Sounds like something taken from the book Snow Crash. If only the book or Stephenson had an actual web site.

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    1. Re:Snow Crash!! by Flamesplash · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I've seen that but I wish he had something that covered everything, not just his latest book. I can't really link to that site for a snow crash reference when there's not much more than a picture of snow crash.

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    2. Re:Snow Crash!! by kubrick · · Score: 2

      Neal Stephenson does have a web page; it's devoted to telling people to leave him the damn hell alone. :)

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  25. What do do with them... by stubear · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...when they eventually do wear out? Eventually these batteries will have to be replaced and if they use radioactive material in their core then they could pose a very hazardous problem to the environment. Yucca is going to look like a playground compared to the problem with these batteries being disposed of when laptops are thrown out and replaced without transferring batteries for whatever reason.

    1. Re:What do do with them... by ivan256 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Do you actually do any reasearch or have any knowledge to base thing you say on, or do you just talk out your ass all the time. It's people like you that are going to wreck it for the rest of us and make it so that new battery technology won't ever be availble.

      The worst part is you're not even harmless. The lack of progress in the battery field due to people being afraid of flamable liquid, and anything that contains the word 'nuclear' or 'radiation' means we're going to keep dumping cadmium and mercury into landfills. It's kneejerk comments like yours based on false information that cause these new technologies to be dismissed without consideration.

      For the sake of the rest of us, if you don't know what you're talking about, don't talk.

    2. Re:What do do with them... by Tyler+Eaves · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, no. Did you read the article?

      1. Uses beta particles. Non dangerous[1]
      2. Think abou it: All energy used (battery dead) means NO radation remaining. It'd be no worse, than say, lead.

      [1] Okay, iif you breath in a lot it my casue problems, but it's not going to make your kids have green skin.

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    3. Re:What do do with them... by Kintanon · · Score: 3

      Are you a moron or something? If they've worn out, they are by definition no longer radioactive. Since they only way they run out is if they decay completely and energy can no longer be derived from them. So, who cares what we do with them? They'll be safer than current batteries in landfills.

      Kintanon

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    4. Re:What do do with them... by gorilla · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, when the battery doesn't have enough radiation output to still function as a battery it will still have remaining undecayed isotopes. Exactly how much depends on what fraction of the original radiation output is required to produce enough energy. It should therefore be treated as hazardous material and disposed of in an appropriate way.

    5. Re:What do do with them... by wass · · Score: 2
      It's becuase of this very reason that the big "magnetic" imaging machine that you slip into in the hospital to take picture slices of your body is called an MRI. We all probably know it stands for "Magnetic Resonant Imaging".

      What most don't realize is that the very same technique is used by physicists (was invented by physicists, and is based on Rabi flopping frequency stemming from a perturbing oscillating magnetic field applied orthogonal to a BIG constant magnetic field). And physicists call it NMR, or Nuclear-Magnetic Resonance.

      Doctors and/or Marketeers realized that your typical person wouldn't go into a confined space in the middle of a large machine that had the word "nuclear" in it.

      So, maybe when these radioactive batteries come out, people can call them Strong-powered batteries or Weak-powered batteries (sorry, too lazy to read the article to see what kind of radioactive process going on here) to again deflect the "nucyulur" fear factor. (strong/weak refer to strong/weak forces).

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    6. Re:What do do with them... by Kintanon · · Score: 2

      If it isn't radioactive enough to power my laptop I sure as hell doubt it's going to be radioactive enough to be dangerous. There are plenty of naturally occuring radioactive substances around, I'm not exactly worried about the tiny amount of radiation this will produce. Because these will STILL be safer than current batteries in landfills.

      Kintanon

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  26. Radioactivity in my lap? by dmuth · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, so much for me having kids!

    Oh, wait... that means I'd actually have to get NEAR a real-life female first...

    1. Re:Radioactivity in my lap? by Ezubaric · · Score: 2

      But if you get enough radiation, you might mutate into a hermaphrodite. Then you could fertilize yourself, thus finding the only person with low enough standards to mate with you - yourself.

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  27. What, me worry? by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 2
    Would you feel comfortable with a radioactive power source inside your laptop or cellphone?

    Heck, no. I simply wouldn't feel safe knowing that there were hazardous materials inside my computer...

    (runs and hides from the Radioactive Boogeyman)

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  28. Another Beta Test by tiedyejeremy · · Score: 3, Funny
    Just what we need - to be the subjects of another beta test!

    All kidding aside, I see major problems convincing portable electronics users that they'll be safe with ooooohhhhh.... "Radioactive" devices in their cars.

    It's sad, because no one seems at all concerned with the energy already put off by cell phones and the batteries could be an awesome step torward better power management.

    I wonder what the disposal concerns and criteria are?

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    1. Re:Another Beta Test by tiedyejeremy · · Score: 2

      glad someone got it!

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    2. Re:Another Beta Test by DroppedPacket · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Here is a stunning prediction. Somebody will come up with a good name for the technology and everybody will want to use it.

      Just for grins, count the number of "death rays" you have around you right now. Perhaps you know them as "lasers". Remember to check you local CD and DVD players.

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  29. Nuke batteries by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The amount of radioactivity is so miniscule that you don't have to worry about it as much."

    If I may ask a simple question here: As much as what ?

    1. Re:Nuke batteries by Raiford · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Well you have got a little bit of Americium in your house or place of work right now. Every smoke detector has some of the radioisotope in it. I would not be too worried about my laptop or cell phone containing the stuff. I would be more concerned about how all of the nuke powered electronics would be disposed of when they become obsolete. I guess the power sources could be recycled.

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    2. Re:Nuke batteries by SSKennel · · Score: 2
      Well you have got a little bit of Americium in your house or place of work right now. Every smoke detector has some of the radioisotope in it.
      No. Some smoke detectors use a photoelectric sensor to detect the change in light level caused by smoke. See, for example, Smoke Detectors and Americium.
    3. Re:Nuke batteries by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2

      No, Einstein. They use their own light source. They are still not as effective at detecting smoke with low levels of particulates, though. The americium detectors are better.

      Chris Mattern

  30. Beta particles... by crc32 · · Score: 5, Informative

    These things are so weak that even a sheet of paper will block them. These things will probably be encased in metal and plastic. Everyone who is concerned about radation near their bodies should be more worried about the antennas than the isotopes. If these things can be shown to be safer than Lead, or Nickel-Cadmium (both extremely toxic, even in miniscule amounts), then these may be the next wave of power generation...

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    1. Re:Beta particles... by JohnsonWax · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Or you could wrap it in this

    2. Re:Beta particles... by theycallmeB · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You might be thinking of alpha particles (helium nucleus), which cannot penetrate very far due to their large mass and low velocity. Beta particles are very energetic electrons and require a few centimeters of something like polyethylene to block fully. Gamma particles, which are high-energy X-rays, require several feet of lead, steel and concrete to stop.

      Now my question is how much radioactive material will these things actually contain? I seem to recall that the largest samples that could be sold to the public (for use in one of my high-school labs) were all well less than a gram for even the lowest level isotopes.

  31. I fear... by jhines0042 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...that this will not fly unless Beta Radiation hires a serious PR firm to spin its image into a happy, fun loving, club hopping, racially indeterminate, good looking female that everyone would want to have in their lap.

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    1. Re:I fear... by Tim+Doran · · Score: 2



      Gentlemen, I give you the NEW face of radiation in America!

      Soon the unwashed masses will forget their irrational fears and beg us for nuclear-powered devices... MWAHAHAHA!

    2. Re:I fear... by Mac+Degger · · Score: 2

      No, sorry...she's already in use as the Geiger counter [bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep].

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  32. Radiation by starsong · · Score: 5, Informative

    The radiation mentioned in the article is just the emission of beta particles -- in other words, ordinary electrons. At the energy levels associated with atomic decays they would be stopped by a thick piece of paper, to say nothing of human skin.

    So this actually sounds like quite a novel and safe approach. It's not like they're shoving a few pounds of plutonium into the thing and trying to get energy from the heat -- like NASA does on space probes.

  33. More info from Cornell by nystul555 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here's more info, straight from Cornell.

    http://www.news.cornell.edu/Chronicle/02/11.7.02 /t iny_battery.html

    http://www.news.cornell.edu/releases/Oct02/canti le ver.ws.html

    It seems to me that this should be safe. They note in the article that they are only creating batteries which use Beta radiation, which is too weak to hurt you. If that is true, then yeah, I would use them, if it meant my laptop or cellphone would last for 10 or 20 years.

    1. Re:More info from Cornell by CSG_SurferDude · · Score: 3, Funny
      ... if it meant my laptop or cellphone would last for 10 or 20 years.

      Soooo..... You'd be willing to have the same laptop or cell phone for 20 years? Talk about being behind the technology curve!

    2. Re:More info from Cornell by moderators_are_w*nke · · Score: 2, Informative

      I could be wrong on this one (I'm no physicist), but I was under the impression that alpha particles were unable to penetrate skin (because they're too big), whereas beta particles and gamma rays can. If this is right, any power device containing a beta emitter would need to be lead lined.

      An alpha particle needs to come into contact with live cells to cause damage, so you'd have to swallow the emitter or stick it in youe eye before it did any damage.

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    3. Re:More info from Cornell by G-funk · · Score: 2

      They'll just have to start making laptops more modular, which would be great.... give us an upgrade path with video, ram, cpu, and most importantly the screen. I'd love an old laptop with a p1 in it, if they had decent screens.....

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  34. alpha, beta, gamma by tbmaddux · · Score: 5, Informative
    Something wrong here. From the original article:
    Lal said that he chose only isotopes that emit beta particles because their energy is small enough not to penetrate skin. Radioactive material can emit beta particles, alpha particles or gamma rays--the last two of which are carry enough energy to be hazardous, said Lal.
    Alpha particles are helium nuclei, and cannot penetrate the skin. Alpha emmitters aren't much concern unless ingested or inhaled. Beta particles are electrons, they can penetrate the skin and/or burn it. So either it's really an alpha emitter and harmless, or it's a beta emitter and of concern.
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    1. Re:alpha, beta, gamma by n-baxley · · Score: 2

      I agree. What is the actual particle type? This quote is also a little concerning.
      "We are focusing our attention to very small sources," said Lal. "The amount of radioactivity is so miniscule that you don't have to worry about it as much." (emphasis me)

      What exactly does not worry "as much" mean?

    2. Re:alpha, beta, gamma by RealityProphet · · Score: 2, Informative

      TVs, monitors, and other CRT devices emit electrons all the time, and at high voltages. As far as I know (and care) they are stopped and rendered harmless by the flimsy plastic casing of the monitor and of course by the phosphors on the screen that luminesce when they are hit by them. So when they say they don't have to worry "as much" they are probably saying that 3" lead casings will not be necessary.

    3. Re:alpha, beta, gamma by DirtyJ · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Yep - somethin's screwy in the article. Not surprising, though - the press frequently garbles science/technology stories to the point of being flat-out wrong on small, but significant points.

      As was pointed out above, beta particles (electrons) can be easily stopped with thin sheets of metal which introduce large electrical interaction cross-sections. Alpha particles are too large to penetrate the skin to a significant depth and are only dangerous if ingested.

      When I was a physics TA in college, we worked with radioactive pellets for some labs, and I was told that I actually had to tell the students that they 'should not eat the radiation sources'. I'm sure several of them would have tried if I hadn't warned them...

    4. Re:alpha, beta, gamma by alispguru · · Score: 2
      A little further down in the EPA article, you could have found this:

      Beta particles travel several feet in open air and are easily stopped by solid materials. When a beta particle has lost its energy, it is like any other loose electron.

      which means beta particles are easily stopped by metal casings, like the metal can surrounding a battery. Beta emitters are dangerous if you bring them into direct contact with flesh, so you are advised not to open the power source and eat the contents. A similar statement could be made about the heavy metals inside conventional batteries. The difference between heavy metals and radioactive materials is that radioactive materials eventually decay - heavy metals have a half-life of forever.
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    5. Re:alpha, beta, gamma by n-baxley · · Score: 2

      Do monitors and CRTs emit alpha or beta particles? I'm not too familar with any of this, but someone was saying tha the alphas are harmless while the article said betas were harmless. Which do the displays emit? I wonder what the battery really emits.

    6. Re:alpha, beta, gamma by Idarubicin · · Score: 3, Informative
      True, as far as it goes. Alpha particles outside the body are indeed quite harmless--they cannot penetrate the dead skin cells of the epidermis, they don't even travel very far through air. If ingested, alpha emitters are often quite a bit more dangerous than other radioisotopes, because alpha particles deposit all of their energy over a short path. If these short paths intersect cell nuclei, this process can lead to mutation and ultimately cancer.

      Betas come in a range of flavours. They are indeed electrons, ejected at high speed from radioactive nuclei. The amount of kinetic energy that they carry depends on the radioactive species under consideration. Phosporous-32 is quite potentially dangerous, it emits betas with an energy of about 690 keV (IIRC). These will penetrate skin quite easily. I mention P-32 because it is frequently used in molecular biology. In the lab, compounds containing P-32 must be stored encased in plexiglass (thickness varies with concentration and quantity of isotope), and shielding employed by researchers.

      The batteries that they're working on at Caltech are based around Nickel-63. Ni-63 has a beta decay energy of up to 17 keV. That's pretty pathetic, and it won't penetrate skin. It's actually annoying for researchers for a different reason: you can't detect it with a Geiger counter because the weak betas won't penetrate the window at the end of the Geiger tube. If you spill a compound containing Ni-63, it's harder to find all of it when you clean up. (P-32, on the other hand, gives quite a nice signal.)

      So: Alphas are harmless outside the body, and bad if ingested. Betas may or may not be harmless outside the body (Ni-63 is, P-32 isn't) and are bad if ingested--though not as bad as alpha emitters. The section of the article to which you allude was badly written, but it wasn't as far wrong as it could have been.

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    7. Re:alpha, beta, gamma by panurge · · Score: 2, Informative

      The point is that alpha particles are helium nuclei. That's a gas, folks. It builds up pressure inside the shield till it ruptures and lets the radioactive source out. Betas are electrons, and if you use a nickel isotope none of the products are gaseous, so no pressure buildup. You cannot use tritium because, even if you use a solid like calcium tritide, the decay product of tritium is helium 3 - which is a gas, and so builds up pressure again. Forget all this range in air stuff, it's good old Boyles Law.

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    8. Re:alpha, beta, gamma by Nyarly · · Score: 2
      You know, I was tempted to moderate this overrated, but this is smoking so much crack it's ridiculous.

      The point is that alpha particles are helium nuclei. That's a gas, folks.

      Helium nuclei are not a gas. Helium is a gas, but minus the electrons, you just have particles. Alpha particles interact with other nuclei, altering their elemental position. Minus an electron shell, there's nothing to prevent the particles from traveling though any substance, except the likelyhood of collision with a nucleus.

      the decay product of tritium is helium 3

      Um, tritium is hydrogen-3, and it decays into plain old helium. My understanding is that it's difficult enough to produce tritide compounds, so the fact that they'll produce gas during reaction isn't really the concern.

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  35. Radioactive Batteries? by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 2

    Hmmm...this sounds like radioactive batteries, except that I think radioactive batteries aren't mechanical. I personally wouldn't mind this at all, if the radiation that leaks from it isn't too high, that is. My only concern is that they migh be insanely heavy (both the source of the radiation and the radiation shield), which would render them useless for portable devices. Haven't read the article though, just looked at it for a few seconds.

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  36. What it means... by _ZorKa_ · · Score: 2, Funny

    is that we are just one step closer to getting one of those cool laser guns that never runs out of fire power :)

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  37. Re:Nuclear powered cell phone? by tiedyejeremy · · Score: 2

    I hope you're driving your SUV while you drive - It's a lot safer than eating cereal while you drive.

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  38. heh... by rebelcool · · Score: 2

    Considering how warm laptops can get on the bottom these days you have more to fear from that. Sperm is very sensitive to temperature changes and heat is a prime enemy of them (which is why the testicles are outside the body instead of inside)

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  39. Not necessarily dangerous by pclminion · · Score: 5, Informative
    Did any of you actually read the article? They've chosen particular isotopes which emit only beta radiation, because beta radiation cannot penetrate the skin (well, ok, high-energy betas can, but I assume they've chosen isotopes that produce low-energy betas). Beta radiation is composed of fast electrons -- that's it!

    I would definitely be cautious using a battery like this, but I wouldn't be automatically opposed to trying it. Besides, if lots of radiation was leaking out of this thing, then that would be a pretty inefficient battery, wouldn't it?

  40. Geez by wizarddc · · Score: 2

    And you thought all that Mountain Dew you were drinking made you sterile...

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  41. They online use beta emitting isotopes. by Prince_Ali · · Score: 2

    The article states that the isotopes that they use only emit beta radiation. Even if it got out of its casing it would not penetrate your skin. There is no reason to fear.
    People will of course fear. It is just like people getting up in arms about irradiated food. They didn't understand that exposing food to radiation does not make it radioactive. I don't think this situation would be any different.

  42. Would I feel comfortable? by CSG_SurferDude · · Score: 2
    Would you feel comfortable with a radioactive power source inside your laptop or cellphone?

    Only if it also lets me teleport, have laser-eyes, transform into a metallic form, or some other weird mutant power.

  43. Re:Nay by chaidawg · · Score: 2

    Did you even read the article?

    Lal said that he chose only isotopes that emit beta particles because their energy is small enough not to penetrate skin. Radioactive material can emit beta particles, alpha particles or gamma rays--the last two of which are carry enough energy to be hazardous, said Lal

    No alpha or gamma particles.

  44. Forget the radiation, check out the METHOD by Havokmon · · Score: 2
    unveiled a device that converts the energy stored in radioactive material directly into mechanical motion

    No more steam conversions? I wonder, if applied to a conventional sized reactor, how the electrical output would change...

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  45. Re:Flywheels by ShavenYak · · Score: 2

    Hey waiter, there's a flywheel in my laptop! Ba-da-bing, thanks, I'll be here all week.

    Seriously, wouldn't the gyroscopic effect seriously affect the portability of a small device with a flywheel? Imagine the struggle to turn your laptop vertically so you can slide it into your backpack.

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  46. I like my battery to die. by EvilStein · · Score: 2

    Sometimes claiming "I gotta go, my battery is about to die!" is the only way you'll get a chatty friend off the phone.

    I'm just too much of a sucker to hang up on people sometimes, I guess...

    1. Re:I like my battery to die. by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 2

      "I've gotta go, my tumors are begining to swelling again"

  47. Not a nuclear engineer... by dbarclay10 · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm not a nuclear engineer, but I *have* spent many hours studying CANDU nuclear reactors.

    So, the answer to the question in the post? Yes, I would(!!) feel comfortable walking around with what these guys are talking about in my pocket.

    The fact is, you get more radiation from a digital watch than you do living as near a CANDU reactor as you're allowed to live (about a kilometer). These people don't screw around. In the current global climate of anti-nuclear-anything, they'd be idiots to even contemplate cutting a corner. And, hell, most of these people are good people - the sorrow they'd feel at anybody having died because of their designs would be real, and it would be deep. As far as the companies are concerned, you can't have a plant meltdown and then just rebuild it. Chances are, you have to build an entirely new facility somewhere else, since the original area is waaay too contaminated.

    I fully expect that the people working on these batteries have the same mind set - they just don't dick around. (And from the papers I've read, that does seem to be the case.)

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    1. Re:Not a nuclear engineer... by gorilla · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Unfortunatly, there are idiots around who do cut corners. It's essential that whenever a dangerous substance is handled, it's almost impossible for it to be mishandled. Not just idiot proof, because idiots are so ingeious. This of course applies regardless if the dangerous substance is nuclear, or "just" chemically dangerous.

    2. Re:Not a nuclear engineer... by dbarclay10 · · Score: 2

      True, true - I didn't mean to imply that NOBODY could screw this up ;)

      Just meant to say that, in the case of CANDU reactors and what I can learn about this stuff, they aren't screwing it up, and won't take any chances.

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    3. Re:Not a nuclear engineer... by Melantha_Bacchae · · Score: 2

      dbarclay10 wrote:

      > These people don't screw around. In the current
      > global climate of anti-nuclear-anything, they'd be
      > idiots to even contemplate cutting a corner.

      A great pity the nice folks running a plant in Tokai didn't share those fine sentiments. In 1999, they mixed uranium with nitric acid (to prepare it as a fuel) in an big open bowl with absolutely no safety precautions whatsoever.

      To add insult to injury, they did this brilliant thing around the time that the crew of "Godzilla 2000 Millennium" was to be filming an attack by Godzilla on the plant. Needless to say, the big guy decided he wanted some soup, found theirs was too cold, and warmed it up a bit.

      In the very next movie Godzilla destroyed the plant in Tokai in 1966 and banned all nuclear power and use of fossil fuels.

      Sonora:"New Godzilla reading. He's moving inward toward Tokai."
      Shinoda: "The nuclear plants, I knew it.
      Sonora: "Afraid so."
      Yuki: "Well, that's just lovely. Another Chernobyl."
      "Godzilla 2000" (US version dialog)

  48. News.com is a troll by stephanruby · · Score: 2

    If these things are labeled as radioactive, then we might as well label our digital watches, our cell phones, and our PDAs as being radioactive. Those devices *already* emit radiation.

  49. Slight mistake in the article... by Jack_Frost · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Of the three types of decay radiation alpha particles are the safest, then beta, and finally gamma. Alpha particles are bare helium nuclei while a beta particle is basically a free electron. Alpha cannot penetrate the skin, and will only travel about 1 inch in air before it snags a couple electrons and turns into regular helium. Beta particles are much lighter and tend to have higher energies. They can penetrate skin but will be shielded by thin layers of metal or plastic. Though in a battery casing this wouldn't matter much.

  50. indistinguishable from magic by technoCon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    one problem with advanced technology is that it is often indistinguishable from magic as every SF reader knows. The downside is how people respond to magic with awe and fear.

    ugh, radiation bad, me no like radiation. it heap bad juju; it give Grog cancer.

    Meanwhile, Grog likes woodstove and fireplace. Note that the pleasure of such heat sources is infrared radiation. There is a lot of difference between ionizing and non-ionizing radiation.

    the article says these devices would use BETA radiation. Whazzat? fast electrons. If they won't penetrate skin, they won't cause mutations, they won't give Grog cancer.

    Slashdotters SHOULD know better. If we're half as smart as we think ourselves, then we ought to be able to distinguish between beta radiation, infrared radiation, etc. and also the safe energy levels of each type of radiation

    Folks, we have a leadership role here. If we know the techie background to say whether something is safe or not, we ought to apply it to this kind of stuff.

    1. Re:indistinguishable from magic by dr_dank · · Score: 2

      The downside is how people respond to magic with awe and fear.

      Considering that anything radiation-related has negative connotations (i.e. - nuclear mishaps ala Three Mile Island, atomic weapons in general, etc.) is it any wonder?

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    2. Re:indistinguishable from magic by Idarubicin · · Score: 5, Informative
      Slashdotters SHOULD know better. If we're half as smart as we think ourselves, then we ought to be able to distinguish between beta radiation, infrared radiation, etc. and also the safe energy levels of each type of radiation

      You're right; we ought to know the basics about different types of radiation--it should be part of every science curriculum. As for knowing safe levels, well...that's a little different.

      Deciding whether or not the beta emitter in the battery is actually 'safe' or not requires a little bit of background knowledge. High energy beta emitters like P-32 are actually potentially dangerous. P-32 betas will go quite a distance in air, and even to a significant depth in skin. P-32 in a thin lead lining is even more dangerous, because betas slowed down by lead emit x-rays and gammas.

      On the other hand, the source for these batteries (not mentioned in the original article) is Ni-63. Its maximum beta decay energy is about 3% that of P-32, and its betas will be stopped by a sheet of paper or the dead layer of skin. But who here has decay energies memorized? I know I had to look up Ni-63.

      So: not all betas are harmless, because not all betas are created equal. Actually, linear accelerators are used to generate high energy betas (up to about 20 MeV) for use in clinical radiation therapy (for cancer treatment). Those little guys can still deliver an appreciable dose down to about ten centimetres in to a tissue volume.

      So--you're right. We do have a responsibility to inform the public when we know what we're talking about. I don't think I'd feel very confident discussing safe levels of microwave or infrared exposure. Or UV, for that matter. I know quite a bit more about X-rays and gammas, since I've worked with medical physicists.

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  51. That prominent, eh? by Interrobang · · Score: 4, Funny

    a whole new definition of blue screen of death

    Yes. A literal definition. :)

    And speaking of literal definitions:

    Error #10012 - Meltdown eminent."

    I think you mean "Meltdown imminent," rather than, say, to substitute, meltdown "prominent," "lofty," or "well-placed;" although I will admit such a catastrophe would be pretty egregious.

  52. At the airport by chris_mahan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wouldn't have a problem with it, but I can imagine my conversation at LAX:

    Me:
    "My laptop is nuclear-powered, so don't drop it please."

    Federal Screener (recoils in horror):
    "You've got a NUKE in here?"

    Armed national guardsmen (running hard toward me):
    "Get Down Get Down NOWWW!!!"

    Some other dudes in uniform (on the radio):
    "We've got a 99-56!!! Notify STARTAC!!!"

    Me: (writhing on the floor my hands pinned back)
    "It's a Dell, Dude!"

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  53. Question by sirgoran · · Score: 2

    So, lets say we do this and start using these "nuclear" batteries. Will I have the same problems with them leaking and exploding like I have with those old Ray-O-Vac(r) batteries I used to forget and leave in my flashlight?

    Just wondering...

    Goran

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  54. Whose the marketing wiz? by swagr · · Score: 2

    Who's the marketing wiz that's going to sell these radioactive batteries? Remeber: it doesn't matter if it's a good idea, just weather or not it can be sold.

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  55. two problems by ocie · · Score: 2

    Why put a 10 year battery in a cell phone that will be thrown out in less than 2 years? And why put radioisotopes in the hands of teanagers?

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  56. About time... by kakos · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Nuclear piles have been used for power sources in deep space probes for quite a while. All of the Voyagers have used this type of power source. I'm not sure the exact workings of the mechanism that is talked about in the article, but it probably just converts the heat from nuclear decay to energy. No fision is involved, as there certainly wouldn't be enough mass to reach critical mass. The radiation is also beta radiation, so there isn't much risk of it damaging you.

  57. Nuclear waste by InodoroPereyra · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So, how exactly would you get rid of the battery after use ?. Moreover, even if there is a proper way to dispose them, how can you make sure that people will be responsible enough not just trash them in a regular trash can ?. It sounds horribly risky !

    1. Re:Nuclear waste by adolphism · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As opposed to the current crop of heavy metal batteries? It doesn't take much mercury to seriously contanminate a water source or area of ground. I see this as a similar and therefore acceptable risk for the kind of long-term power they're talking about.

  58. I think its a bad idea. by McFly69 · · Score: 2

    I hope they do not release this for the general public. It can only cause pontenial problems

    What if a person drops it hard enough and the battery cracks open? Would it create a small dirty bomb spill?

    If the batteries are consider to be safe (nuclear energy is low), but what if a naughty person used a few hundred of them strapped to a grenade? Again problems.

    I just see many problems with this for general use. If this was to be released, it shoudl be controlled very well. Any input by anyone?

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    1. Re:I think its a bad idea. by McFly69 · · Score: 2

      run low on power, just pull out a little tube, shove it up your ass

      Sick very sick... but funny! HAHAH

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  59. What the hell by dfn5 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Would you feel comfortable with a radioactive power source inside your laptop or cellphone?

    I've got 6 monitors in my cube. What is a little radiation in my laptop? I'm probably already sterile. Woo Hoo!!!!!

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    1. Re:What the hell by Havokmon · · Score: 2
      I've got 6 monitors in my cube. What is a little radiation in my laptop? I'm probably already sterile.

      Trust me, it's doesn't work that well. A little longer and count(kids) > count(monitors).

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    2. Re:What the hell by moosesocks · · Score: 2

      I've got 6 monitors in my cube. What is a little radiation in my laptop? I'm probably already sterile. Woo Hoo!!!!!

      Sadly enough, those of us with 6 monitors have no way of testing that...

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  60. Re:Obligatory Film Reference by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

    WARNING! Nuclear-powered laptops ARE NOT CERTIFIED for use on your lap. Using your NPL(tm) on your lap will result in STERILITY, or children which simply AREN'T RIGHT.

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  61. Bah by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Small nuclear power plants? We had those back in the 1970s.

    (best -- show -- ever, except for when they "jumped the aliens")

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  62. Radioactive batteries in cell phones? by rdhill316 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Great. Then people might start saying that cell phones cause cancer ...

    Nah. Nobody'd ever say something like that ... :-)

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  63. Re:Flywheels by matt-fu · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Seriously, wouldn't the gyroscopic effect seriously affect the portability of a small device with a flywheel? Imagine the struggle to turn your laptop vertically so you can slide it into your backpack.

    You wouldn't just have one flywheel, you'd have several smaller flywheels that spin in opposing directions, thus canceling out the gyroscopic stuff. Sort of similar to how helicopters with multiple lift rotors get by without having tail rotors.

  64. 25 year battery watch by u19925 · · Score: 2

    there was some thread on slashdot about 50 year nuclear energy battery. that reminds of a watch made by Westinghouse in early 90s which used to claim 25 year battery. Does anyone remember the details and if it is still available in market (or similar ones)? I never saw the real watch anywhere but had seen lots of ads in trade magazines.

  65. is it for real? by u19925 · · Score: 2

    we keep on talking about all these new batteries, but still continue to use the oldest battery system, that is lead acid. when counted in total energy, this is the most commonly used battery types in the world. until, i see some replacement of this, it would be hard to believe that battery industry has changed dramatically.

  66. Re:comfortable with a n-GHz CPU inside there? by DroppedPacket · · Score: 2, Funny
    my gut feeling says to stay out of the guinea pigs it is all tried upon

    I agree. I always try to stay outside of guinea pigs. But then I don't really fit into them :-(

    when the cellular generation people start having grandkids!

    I'm feeling feisty today. You do realize that you shouldn't have your own grandkids, right? Most places call that incest and it plays havoc with the gene pool. Stick with the guinea pigs.

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  67. Nice headline by digidave · · Score: 3, Insightful

    quote: Run Your Laptop On Nuclear Energy

    Does this include when I plug it into my wall outlet, the electricity from which is generated by a nuclear station?

    Perhaps something along the lines of "Portable Nuclear Generator for your Laptop" would have been more appropriate. The next article could be "Portable Birth Control for Men", with the same link.

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  68. You mean like regular batteries? by rebelcool · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Which contain nasty, highly toxic chemicals which don't have half-lives, such as cadimum and lead?

    I think its okay to dispose of them like those others. Probably safer to drop them in the trash than regular nicads..

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  69. Nuclear? It'll never happen. by AB3A · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Obligatory joke: "My BRAIN? Why, that's my second favorite organ!"

    People are scared of what RF radiation could do to them. That's RF, as in Radio Frequency. Telling them that it's non-ionizing is pointless. They only understand "radiation" and they don't want to understand any more.

    Now someone is proposing a nuclear battery. I wish them luck. With so many people believing that putting a cell phone next to their heads is dangerous today, wait until interest groups discover that the battery they're using is a nuclear device.

    Once again, we have what is probably a technically elegant solution being offered to a seriously ignorant public. Expect the risks to be blown entirely out of proportion while "harmless" chemical batteries are added by the ton to landfills every day. Thank-you Jeremy Rifkin. Thank-you Paul Brodur. Thank-you Nancy Wertheimer. Thank-you Rachel Carson. You and your successors have taught a generation of idiots all about fear-mongering. Now we can all pay for the wages of stupidity and political grandstanding.

    Meanwhile, because of our societal phobias we'll continue making a mess of our environment.



    (Rifkin: Fearmonger on Genetically modified foods. Brodur: wrote the "Zapping of America", a treatise on RF phobias and science by innunendo. Nancy Werthiemer: Co-author of a seriously flawed paper on powerline exposure and lukemia. Rachael Carson: "Silent Spring"; although her cause was reasonable, her facts were not.)

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  70. Re:great even worse toxic waste by NiceGeek · · Score: 2

    As many have stated before...read the figgin article smart guy.

  71. Misleading description by mysidia · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The word Nuclear seems to have become a misnomer for anything at all involving atoms. The article you have linked to is not talking about nuclear power at all: power harvested from the nucleus is a distinct thing.

    What they are doing is not making a battery out of a nuclear reactor or nuclear power source -- no fission or fusion is being used, therefore, they are not harvesting the power derived from splitting or merging nucleii, so the term nuclear would seem incorrect.

    They are simply using some substance that has a certain radioactivity: it has the tendency to decay and release some energy, but other than that, is relatively harmless unless you ingest it or something (You would at least get very sick if you opened and ingested the contents of any battery, however!).

    Read from the article:

    Lal said that he chose only isotopes that emit beta particles because their energy is small enough not to penetrate skin. Radioactive material can emit beta particles, alpha particles or gamma rays--the last two of which are carry enough energy to be hazardous, said Lal.

    You won't be glowing or sterilized if you put one of these in your lap, the danger is about as great as using an ordinary battery -- it could pop a leak and fill your lap with mercury, hydrochloric acid, or something, which would be just as bad.

    Moreover, if simple radioactive decay is called nuclear because it deals with atoms, then it could perhaps be argued, that all batteries (and indeed, all power sources) are nuclear, because all electrical power sources eventually depend on generating electricity: exciting electrons, and electrons effect atoms.

    It is not apparent that there is any danger with this battery that is new, that is, you can't tell by the fact that a battery uses this particular method of power generation that it would be more dangerous than any other kind of battery.

    1. Re:Misleading description by swordgeek · · Score: 2

      Pshaw!

      Is is fision or fusion? No. Is it a nuclear process? Yes! It's radioactive decay--the nucleus is breaking down into something else, releasing beta particles in the process.

      It's not chemical. It's nuclear. It's just not a nuclear reactor setup.

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  72. Already happening in other devices... by Hyped01 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Anyone have any idea how long radioactive isotopes have been used in smoke detectors and similar in home devices? Much less how much radiation still leaks from "low emmision" TV's and monitors - or projection TVs?

    Check it out, then tell me if this is a big deal. (it's not.)

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  73. Bloom County - Oliver by sckeener · · Score: 2

    I'm picturing an updated Bloom County comic strip with Oliver bringing a live nuclear bomb to class.

    In the original comic strip the teacher scoffs at Oliver that it couldn't be live. Where'd he get the material. Oliver's answer was 9999999 glow in the dark stickers....

    I guess the 2k version will be a laptop.... ;)

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  74. A few rads . . . so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Look, the point of the article is that these are very small devices. The radiation source is only emitting ß particles, which is an electron (or positron)! They can't even pass through your skin. Not only that, but if these new batts are as small as the article implies, then you could waste a half-ounce and put a lead shield around the thing to prevent any leakage at all! And if the particle won't go through skin, think what a (very thin) lead sheet would do?

    It's not that bad. Now if you actually had a fission plant going on, then you'd want to be concerned.

  75. Re:but technology==magic by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 2

    God doesnt want us to develope technology so we can't find him on his secret moon-base. Dont you know anything?

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  76. Previous Slashdot Article on Atomic Battery by notestein · · Score: 2
  77. Atomic Batteries and Medical Physics 101 by CharlieO · · Score: 5, Informative

    OK - How Atomic Batteries Work and Medical Physics 101 :)

    Medical Physics

    The damage done to human tissue is a function (~linear) of the amount of energy deposited by the radiation into the tissue.

    This is a function itself of:

    1) The amount of energy depositied by the radiation per unit of path length.
    2) The length of the path in the body.

    Also of interest in practical situations is this also applies to shielding i.e. if the shielding is such that the energy is enirely deposited in the shield materiel then the radition is fully shielded. If not then you have attenuated the radiation.

    On one hand massive particles like Alpha Particles are 'safer' because they deposit energy quickly (they interact fairly strongly with matter), so can be stopped by very small masses like paper/foil/skin epidermis. On the other hand high energy Alpha Particles can be very dangerous if not shielded because they can carry a lot of energy into the body due to thier mass, and deposit it there as the tissue stops the particle.

    At the other extreme Gamma Radiation is 'bad' because it doesn't lose energy very easily (becasue they don't interact as strongly with matter) so they cannot easily be shielded, but will at least not deposit the whole of the energy in the tissue but pass through it. Unfortunatley of course gamma radiation is highly energetic so it can still deposit a lot of energy.

    So the risk of medical damage from a radioactive source is function of
    1) The strength of the emmission
    2) The type of emmission
    3) The amount of shielding between the source and you

    It is not just the radition type.

    As already stated the biggest risk is when radioactive substances are ingested such that they stay in the body for some time, as this increase the energy depositied into the tissue - alpha emission is particularly bad here because it will deposit the whole of the energy into the surrounding tissue.

    In this instance you may well find that a low energy beta source is a better choice, because with a low energy alpha source the raditation may not even make it out of the source's casing.

    Atomic Batteries

    For the interested 'atomic' batteries generaly work by using a radioactive source to heat a shield material around it. This heat can then be turned into electricity by putting a thermocouple matrix in the shield material, with the hot junction in the material, and the cold junction outside.

    Now in this case we need a lot of energy in the shield material, but enough to get out of the sources casing, so low energy beta is good here.

    It is safe, because the whole point of the design is that the radiation is shielded, thats how you recover the energy into electricty. You will get very very little external radiation from a well designed atomic battery.

    This is not new technology, deep space probes have been using them for years because solar cells would be useless in the outer solar system

    The characteristics of this sort of power generation is that it is physically small, long lasting but low current. This is ideal for portable devices, but not usable really for transport or power devices.

    Practically you would probably need another battery like LiIon such that the LiIon cell is trickle charged all the time, but can supply surges of power.

    This would be great in a cellphone where the LiIon battery would supply the high power needed for transmiting during the calls, and the atomic battery would supply enough to charge the LiIon and do standby - phone not got enough charge, just leave it for an hour. Conceptually you may never need to charge the phone, or change the battery, it could be fitted for life in the phone.

    The challenge is finding the right materials and making it mass producable. On space probes its easy because you can cool the cold junction in the vacuum of space and make it efficient, plus you don't really care about the cost or making 1000's of them a week.

    1. Re:Atomic Batteries and Medical Physics 101 by Atzanteol · · Score: 3, Interesting
      "On space probes its easy because you can cool the cold junction in the vacuum of space and make it efficient"
      I thought that since space was a near vacuum it was very difficult to cool things, as the cooling process needs to transfer the heat energy to something else. A vacuum is a near perfect insulator.
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    2. Re:Atomic Batteries and Medical Physics 101 by jafac · · Score: 2

      okay, so if Alpha particles are electrons, and Beta particles are helium nuclei, and Gamma radiation is photons, then what the hell are all these fast and slow neutrons?

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  78. What about using waste? by nurb432 · · Score: 2

    Why wont we use the residual radiation in nuclear waste that is being dumped/buried for small personal power plants?

    I realize it would not be as powerful or efficient as 'fresh' fuel that is needed to power a city, but since we could 're-cycle' the waste for lower power, and less efficient personal usage, such as radios, cars etc., why wont we just end this dependence and so-called energy crisis?

    The amounts are small enough to be 'safe'... And its waste fuel so its cheap enough to be inefficient....

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  79. wrong headline by Maskirovka · · Score: 3, Funny

    The headline should read: Run laptop and get colon cancer.

  80. Not forever by roman_mir · · Score: 3, Informative

    All protons in our universe will decay in about
    10^33 years from now.

  81. And cellphones weren't bad enough? by phorm · · Score: 2

    The amount of radioactivity is so miniscule that you don't have to worry about it as much.
    What does "as much" mean, having a radioactive power source sitting on my lap makes me fear for my ability to produce offspring. People worry about cellphones causing sterility, and they just run on Li/NiMh batteries and transmit out a focussed antenna...

    Somehow not having to worry "as much" still leaves me worried enough. Nerds have enough problems getting to the point of propogating without having irradiated nether regions. I'll let them test this for awhile first.

    Look, it glows! - phorm

  82. alphas, betas, and gammas OH MY! by Jubedgy · · Score: 5, Informative

    "...chose only isotopes that emit beta particles because their energy is small enough not to penetrate skin. Radioactive material can emit beta particles, alpha particles or gamma rays--the last two of which are carry enough energy to be hazardous..."

    Really gamma rays (ie photons) are the only form of radiation we'd have to worry about. They have such low specific ionization (# of ions created (due to photointeractions in this case) per cm trraveled that they can go right through your body...ionizing stuff which shouldn't be and making you sick (or worse).

    The other two, beta (electrons or positrons) and alpha particles (essentially helium-4 w/o the electrons) have such high specific ionizations (due to their charges) that they will not penetrate past your skin. In fact, alpha particles won't even penetrate your DEAD skin! IMHO, I consider alpha particles are much safer (unless you swallow the emitter ) in that you could hold those 'batteries' in your bare hand and not have live skin be touched whereas the beta particles WOULD reach live skin.

    In any case, all of this is just probability so 'safe' is a relative term. Economically, many more nuclides beta decay (specifically beta minus decay) than anything else so that is probably the real reason: easier and cheaper to get enouogh of the right nuclide...but I applaud the efforts at trying to show the general public that at least one type of radiation isn't so bad.

    You can bet as soon as these decay-powered batteries are available I'll be the first in line to get one =)

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  83. Question... by T3kno · · Score: 2

    This type of battery could supply power for decades, said Amit Lal, a professor at Cornell's electrical and computer engineering department and the lead researcher.

    So would that be lead as in "the man" or lead as in protect me from radiation?

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  84. Why reinvent the wheel? by jmoriarty · · Score: 2

    Rather than doing all of this from scratch, wouldn't it be easier to simply duplicate the power supply used by our ancient cyborg ancestors?

    Then we could power all of our portable devices directly from a jack in bodies somewhere.

  85. Re:Misleading description -- WRONG! by Jess · · Score: 2
    You don't know what you're talking about.

    Beta decay is most certainly a nuclear reaction. The parent nucleus and daughter nucleus are different. The beta particle is from the nucleus, not the orbital electrons.

    The description is correct.

  86. ... or ... by stuffman64 · · Score: 2

    ...or a tin foil Jimmy Hat.

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  87. Re:Misleading description -- WRONG! by mysidia · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Using a nuclear process is different from harvesting the nuclear power. There is a major difference between the amount of energy released from decay and the release from fusion, for example, which popular conception assumes the same.

    To be overtly vague and to misuse popular misconception is a way to mislead people

  88. Nuc-u-ler by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 2

    Its pronounced nuc-u-ler
    -Homer Simpson

    Notice how GWBush also pronounces it that way? Homer for president!

  89. What about disposal? by sfgoth · · Score: 2

    The challenge is finding the right materials and making it mass producable.

    And then what? Are these atomic batteries safe for the landfill? Are they at least safer than the Pb, NiCad, LiIon, and NiMH batteries that consumers are supposed to recycle practically anywhere batteries are sold, but never do?

    All we have to do is drop off these batteries at a local RadioShack, but what percentage of consumers actually do this?

    How does the danger of atomic batteries in the local landfill compare to these other heavy metal toxins?

  90. Slashdot effect by moosesocks · · Score: 2

    So what happens when slashdot posts a link to a laptop powered by one of these things?

    Kaboom!

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  91. Comfy! by Dirtside · · Score: 3, Funny
    Would you feel comfortable with a radioactive power source inside your laptop or cellphone?
    Comfortable? Sure. I'd feel all warm and, after absorbing suitable amounts of radiation, fuzzy.
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  92. No problem, thanks to Amazing New Fabric.... by Mad+Bad+Rabbit · · Score: 2

    According to this CNN story (which I'm sure will be a Slashdot story by the time I finish typing), some company in Florida claims to have invented an amazing radiation-proof fabric that will stop alphas, betas, and gammas (!!).

    Since they're seeking investors and I don't want to be sued, I will refrain from any comments about whether this is or isn't complete B.S. and fraud. Caveat emptor.

    Gee, maybe I should buy a couple bolts of this stuff and learn to sew, so I can start selling radiation-proof pants...

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  93. Non-thermal atomic batteries by XNormal · · Score: 3, Informative

    It is possible to convert the radioactive decay directly into electric energy without going through heat. Alpha and Beta particles are charged and they are released at relativistic speeds. This create a magnetic field that can be harnessed.

    See U.S patent 4,835,433 "Apparatus for direct conversion of radioactive decay energy to electrical energy".

    This technology has been demonstrated to be an order of magnitude more efficient that RTGs.

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    1. Re:Non-thermal atomic batteries by XNormal · · Score: 2

      You are still going to need a shield system, and it may be bigger if they are more energetic.

      Not if you choose an isotope that radiates only alpha and/or beta. A very thin shield will be sufficient.

      But the technology you refer to would be much more suitable for larger, high power systems.

      Actually it works just fine for very small, low power applications. A variation on this technique (patented by Lucent) uses tritium-doped silicon to create a power source with a lifetime of decades that can be embedded right on the silicon chip. Digital watches are a potential application.

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    2. Re:Non-thermal atomic batteries by CharlieO · · Score: 2

      I stand corrected - many thanks for that, I'll investigate! I just couldn't see how a low energy particle could generate the required magnetic field.

  94. ot by drinkypoo · · Score: 2
    Unfortunatly, there are idiots [bbc.co.uk] around who do [buffalo.edu] cut corners.

    Is it just me or does the domain printed after the URLs in this comment make it look like the idiots are the BBC and UBuffalo?

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  95. what about export? by ThaReetLad · · Score: 2

    I've just returned from a business trip to moscow with my laptop. Somehow I feel that if I had been carrying a nuclear powered laptop I might not have been allowed into the country or perhaps even worse, I might not have been allowed to leave. Also, what effect would a radioactive power source have on an X-Ray machine. Perhaps there would be way to check whether a laptop contained a bomb without tearing it apart. I think this idea needs a little thinking about, and besides, wouldn't a fuel cell be safer and cheaper.

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  96. Re:Nuclear? It'll never happen. by anonymous+loser · · Score: 2

    People don't really understand how most technology works in the first place. So, if the company doesn't print "radioactive source inside" on the side of the phone, nobody will know the difference anyway.

    You could tell folks that the thing runs on a pixie dust generator (converting freely available pixie dust from the air into electricy) and I'll bet if you said it with a straight face at least 50% would believe you.

  97. About time by zerus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's about time that this came into play for battery powered devices. The older NASA satellites all ran on "nuclear" power, actually most ran on the beta and alpha particles because the long halflives and powerful decays allowed the satellites to last for 30+ years, such as the probe that left our solar system 2-3 years ago, and the satellites around jupiter right now. Currently, shielding techniques for gamma rays are too heavy (lead or other heavy atoms) and they are too dangerous in low shielding around the battery because gamma rays have the ability to transmit enough energy into DNA and perform substitutions and translations that can make your children be born with a tail or something. Beta particles have an distance of something to the negative 7 meters, which is pretty small and easy to shield. That and beta particle is a form of a charged radiation so that you can effectively shield the source by providing enough of a voltage or ground so that the particles won't harm you. Alpha particles, in my opinion, are the safest forms of radiation (unless you eat it, I'll explain in a second). Alpha particles are simply helium particles that have a varying momentum and lack electrons, meaning that it's a relatively large, charged particle that can be deflected. So they too can be effecively shielded against. If you eat it, the lining in your system isn't thick enough to stop the particles, so the +2 charges can enter your system and kill off cells very easily, and rapidly. In my opinion, radiation powered batteries are great if engineered right. In case you're wondering of my validity, I am a nuclear engineer.

  98. Re:why not? -- Won't work for Laptops by Cougar1 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Unfortunately, such a battery would be too big for a laptop (unless you can significantly reduce the power requirements). Based on Cornell's press release, they plan to use Nickel-63 with a half-life of about a 100 years. So how much Nickel-63 will they need?

    Looking at a handy dandy table of the isotopes gives a half-life of 92 years and a decay energy of 67 keV per disintegration for Nickel-63. Also, it has an atomic mass of 63 g/mol. 1 Joule equals 6.24E+15 keV, so to produce 1 Joule of energy you would need:

    6.24E+15 kEV/67 keV/disintegration = 9.32E+13 disintegrations

    One Watt is a J/s, so to produce a Watt of power you would need 9.32E+13 disintegrations per second. So, how much Nickel-63 is needed to get this many disintegrations per second?

    9.32E+13 / (1-exp(1/2903299200*ln(2)) = 3.90E+23 atoms

    (Note 2903299200s = 92 years). Dividing by Avogadros Number and multyplying by the atomic mass gives a mass requirement of 40.8g for each Watt. A typical laptop computer consumes ~50 Watts giving a required mass of ~2 kg.

    While a bit high, this probably isn't too bad, especially since future technologies can probably lower the power requirement to 10-20 Watts. However, the above calculations assume 100% efficiency. I have no idea what the actual efficiencies are, but they are likely to be less than 50% since the proposed battery uses a mechanical process to produce the electricity. This alone would double the mass. In addition this is only the mass of the nickel. The other components and any shielding are likely to double or triple the mass, so the overall battery would likely weigh 8-12 kg (18-26 lbs). Much too heavy for a laptop.

    This is not to say there aren't many very low-power applications for which such a battery would be ideal, but a laptop isn't one of them unless the power requirement can be dropped below about 10W.

  99. Re:Misleading description -- WRONG! by Jess · · Score: 2
    Nuclear decay, nuclear fusion, and nuclear fission are all nuclear processes and they all can be used to produce energy. "Harvesting" nuclear power, as you put it, is simply a means of convering the energy released from the nuclear process in to useful energy. In this case, the beta particle's kinetic energy is captured. In nuclear fusion, the example that you cite, the kinetic energy of fusion products create heat which is then used to produce electricity (at least some day).

    One specific example where nuclear decay is used to generate electricity is in radioisotope thermal generatures used by NASA on space probes. In these RTG's Pu-238 decays (alpha decay in this case) to create heat which is then converted to electricity. While it's not fission or fusion, it's still energy created by nuclear (not atomic) processes.

  100. Re:Misleading description -- WRONG! by Jess · · Score: 2
    You're correct in stating that this battery idea is similar to a reactor, but a different process is used.

    Nuclear reactors generate energy from the fission process in which uranium is interacts with neutrons to create an unstable isotope, which then fissions releasing more neutrons and a lot of energy. The emitted neutrons then cause more fissions creating a sustainable chain reaction. Of course, after this reactor is shutdown, there are a lot of radioactive nuclides that decay and generate a lot of heat as well.

    Of course, what is novel about this battery is the way that they are capturing the energy of the beta particle.

  101. Nuclear Batteries? Wrap em up. I'll take 2 dozen by samantha · · Score: 2

    Batteries that last decades? Ultra-small? Only beta decay? Wonderful! Where can I order mine? I won't wait for the manufacturers to include them. I have several uses for them now. Afraid of the radioactivity? About as afraid as I am of the K-40 in my (and all human) blood.

  102. Superstition by aminorex · · Score: 2

    13 month old baby, broke the looking glass..

    > Would you feel comfortable with a radioactive power
    > source inside your laptop or cellphone?

    Yes, I'd feel comfortable, and I don't fear
    black cats or ladders either.

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  103. actual technical info by cowtamer · · Score: 2

    Nobody has asked for or posted real technical details. I'm somewhat disappointed in /. tonight--there's more to being a nerd than running LINUX!

    Here is a page describing the research.

    Here is a PDF file with real details, including construction, etc.

  104. Disposal by anonymous+cupboard · · Score: 2
    I am happy with the idea of intrinsically safe reactor designs like CANDU. I'm not so happy with the idea of whqat happens to the waste and the plant when it is scrapped.

    I am also perfectly happy with the little Radio Isotope Generators used inside of people. I am less happy with what happens when there are larger numbers of these things knocking around. Morticians know about these things when they are inside pacemakers and that they must be removed before cremation.

    If there were larger numbers of these thermal generators knocking around, would they be correctly disposed of?

  105. I wonder by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 2

    What the anti-Cassini radiophobes have to say about all of this. If I throw my nuclear laptop on the couch, will they protest because the perigee passes dangerously close to Earth?

  106. Survey says... by Svartalf · · Score: 2

    X Whoops... Should have looked in the smoke detector that's just off the shelf...

    Old smoke detectors used to use photoelectric sensors that were sensitive to everything including steam, etc. Too many false alarms were caused by these units and they couldn't be relied upon to sense smoke at low levels to be of real use in warning people. These days, if you buy a smoke detector, you're buying a device with an Americium based ionization detector that detects smoke and at low enough levels to be a real advance warning.

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  107. Re:I had a tumor removed by spike+hay · · Score: 2

    I know where you could look for a higher rate of cancer with RF radiation: Do a study on people who maintain the large radio antennas and such. They are most likely exposed to relatively large amounts of radiation. Probably more than a cell phone.

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  108. Re:Export? by dnoyeb · · Score: 2

    In Japan radiation detectors are banned. Make of that what you will.

  109. Re:Misleading description -- WRONG! by Jess · · Score: 2

    They will use the heat to create steam and run a turbine. This battery is only intended for small power requirements.

  110. I've always wanted.... by Muad'Dave · · Score: 2

    A nuclear water heater for my house. Give me an 80 gallon vertical cylindrical tank with a hemispherical concave bottom. Place a several kg sphere of vitrified Pu-238, and voila! 80 years of hot water. See this site for data on Pu-238 (used in NASA RTGs for years).

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