Power Companies Offering Cable (TV, Net) Service
MankyD writes "CNN is running an interesting story about a power company offering cheap cable and broadband internet to its customers. What's even better is that they aren't looking to make a profit, just break even on the venture. They estimate that they've saved their customers $32 million. Furthermore, it's available in a rural area where the telecomms don't offer service anyways."
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The most horrible space tragedy in recorded history occured one day ago, and all you people can do is talk about whether power company aren't looking to make a profit? My *god*, folks, get some priorities here!
if.you.want.people.to.take.up.broadband. make.it.affordable.you.twonks
Does anyone have contact information? Where can I sign up!!!
Are they providing shoes? If not, I will be happy to offer some.
Want some shoes?
How can you care about something as trivial as cheap broadband internet when 7 astronauts are dead and our nation is on the brink of war. Is America really that heartless and indifferent? If so, I'm quickly losing what little faith in humanity I had remaining.
now there is a reason to move back to the country...cheap calbe TV and internet access.
I am trying to get my township here to open up the cable market....Time Warner is gouging us...for basic cable and internet I pay 84 bucks....my wifes friend who lives near by in another town has 2 cable companies to choose from and pays $79 for digital calbe, free HBO that comes with the digital cable, more basic channels, and internet access. I looked tha the company website...for whay I have with Time Warner, my wife's friend would pay $54.
I am the Alpha and the Omega-3
who wants to put my tasty nutsack in their mouth?
I was somewhat disappointed that the article doesn't describe a broadband network over existing power lines - that would really be something! But it is about using lines that were already in place for power-use monitoring, which is nearly as good.
In particular, anything that provides additional connection options for small appliances with embedded operating systems is always welcome. In this specific case there are some protocol issues concerning communication with Glasgow residents of that type - a difficult (for outsiders) "accent" if you will, but one day it will be possible to exchange the latest news and information on toast (just as an example) with one's peers. That will be a good day.
Could I interest anyone in some toast?
Suuure they plan to just break even...'til they corner the market. No company goes into a venture to "just break even". There's no point in it...and you can't sell that to shareholders.
Farmers are experiencing problems keeping their pigs penned up. Apparently entire pens are simply floating out into the open air, with no discernable cause. One farmer, who requested to remain anonymous, speculated that some of the new recommendations for pig feed could be to blame, but other than a little different diet, he couldn't find any reason that his pigs should be flying.
IBM had PL/1, with syntax worse than JOSS,
And everywhere the language went, it was a total loss...
My house gets electricity and all the essentials, but no cable and no DSL. My options for internet have always been satellite and wireless. I opt for wireless only because it pings better. Both services generally suck and are subject to many downages and bottlenecks.
If our power company offered us cable internet service I'd be in an eternal bliss, because I could drop my horrible provider. I hope this idea spreads.
You're right, I wouldn't steal a car. But if it were possible, I sure as hell would download one!
Any slashdotters subscribe to this service at all? I'd love to hear some real world stories from the community.
All over-charges, made up late fees FOR AUTOMATIC CHECKING ACCOUNT WITHDRAWL (If YOU are late getting money from my account that I have you permission to access on a monthly basis, how is it MY fault??), rude phone calls, etc will be forgiven if you do something like this.
Your friendly customer.
Anonymous Coward
and shaft the local telcos. They been rippin' me off for too loong now.
The worst spacial incident in recorded history occurred less than one day ago and you people are talking about power companies offering cable service?!?! My GOD, people, GET SOME BLOODY PRIORITIES!
The company that I work for, Cedar Falls Utilities was a 3 service utility (gas, water, and electric) that started to provide communications services (cable tv, high speed data, and dedicated facilities) in 1997. Broadband Bob has a report from Jan of 1997 here.
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That must be some filter to filter out that 50Hz mains hum :o) (Or is it 60 over there?)
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gnu bc makes a great crapflood tool.
With cheaper broadband coming out it will almost certainly cause a huge rush of AOL advertising ploys and of course wretched MSN advertisements. AOL will most certainly drop its BYOA fees to 10 a month so they can continue to sign people up for their quarterly numbers and MSN will continue to preach their parental controls which by the way are easily circumvented.
Not related to article: For you posters who are speaking of the astronauts. Yes it is a tragedy, it is very sad. Yet, you come here and say our priorities are screwed up? Obviously you visit this page and are aware about how to post here. So are you that heartless as to come here and insult us when you should be reflecting on current events?
Because the city-owned electric utility provides cable TV and Internet access over wires that also monitor power usage in the town of 14,000. The utility isn't trying to profit from the service -- just recover its costs.
There is no longer anything that can be done with computers that is nontrivial and clearly legal. -- Paul Phillips
Start by purchasing a home without a connection to the cable system (this may be difficult, but most fixer-uppers fall into this category).
Then, call the cable company and order cable internet access from them.
Cross your fingers that when the cable guy comes to install the cable, he doesn't work directly for the cable company - he's just a contractor. Put your hands together and pray that he doesn't put the filter on the line to block the TV channels.
When he leaves, take the cable from your cable modem and plug it into the back of your TV. If all goes well, you have full cable, except for digitally scrambled stations, at the cost of just cable internet access (and the extra $10 a month for the modem rental, because you're not a cable TV customer).
Finally, when they call to offer you basic cable at an introductory rate of $10 per month, make sure you turn them down!
actually see or hear what happened yesterday morning? i didn't find out about it until later.
With cheaper broadband coming out it will almost certainly cause a huge rush of AOL advertising ploys and of course wretched MSN advertisements. AOL will most certainly drop its BYOA fees to 10 a month so they can continue to sign people up for their quarterly numbers and MSN will continue to preach their parental controls which by the way are easily circumvented.
Not related to article: For you posters who are speaking of the astronauts. Yes it is a tragedy, it is very sad. Yet, you come here and say our priorities are screwed up? Obviously you visit this page and are aware about how to post here. So are you that heartless as to come here and insult us when you should be reflecting on current events?
Yes, but what we didn't tell them is that their power consumption increased one hundred-fold...mauhahahaha
...to have in my area. Right now I'm paying $43/month for cable modem internet (no TV) and now ATT is raising the price to about $60/month for new subscribers. I guess to recover their costs or something.
I'm posting this anon because I'd probably be violating some weird licence agreement statement by saying the above.
There are no shareholders. The power company is owned by the city. Local goverment is running this operation and are going to be their own customers. There's no incentive to rip anyone off.
This is an excellent idea to treat internet and cable TV as what they are - utilities - and charge fairly for them. Bravo to them, I wish I could live in such a town.
I would subscribe to cable TV if I could get it for $17 a month (price quoted in the article). I disconnected my cable TV 2 years ago after the constant price hikes.
As it is, AT&T is now bombarding me with offers for packages that cost $90 a month. NINETY DOLLARS! That is a significant proportion of my disposable income. For something that I'd watch for about an hour a week and is stuffed with commercials? And they wonder why I haven't taken them up any of their offers yet..
unless you're stuck in a massive metro area where it's unprofitable to replace and/or add fiber lines in the entire city.
We had this in another town in Kentucky (Murray, which is probably on par with Glasgow) and were the 2nd town in the US (Canada being one large rural area seemed to have a lot more broadband at the time) back in late 1996, early 1997.
The only notable thing, is that as this sort of thing gets widespread, cable companies will have to either add more value to the service (free PPV perhaps, or more digital channels) or price it cheaper. Competition is a wonderful thing. I paid $25/month for a cablemodem capable of 512k down/256k up in a city that had competing cable tv, internet and even local/longdistance telephone service. The existing cable company (Charter) had to drastically reduce prices, hurry out their digital tier services, and price them competitively, as in the course of a summer the Electric Company had started offering a cable package with 10 more channels than the Cable Company, for around 12 bucks a month, compared to the cable company's 25. They're still fighting and the person who will end up winning, is the consumer.
My cable bill in Kentucky was 55/month. This included digital cable and a cable modem. Now I move to a large city, and I'm paying 50/month just for DSL, cable was just as expensive, and I can't afford the digital cable at all, as that's another 50/month. Things were much different in a small town with two providers, and they're doing very well, and I have hope that the idea will catch on everywhere else eventually and the cable monopoly will get bumped aside in favor of fair prices and better service.
This page has some comments in the middle that are rather interesting. Apparently, not all its cracked up to be, although at half price how could it meet everybody's expectations?
because I don't want ntl: meddlin' with electricity. They're dangerous enough in charge of a cable system.
(UK in-joke, sorry)
I Love new technology, and I think its great that power companies are making the most efficient use of their technologies.
My issue is putting all your eggs in one basket... A few years back when there was a giant ice storm in Quebec, we were reminded of how dependant people have become on electricity. Now lets just say that using the power grid to access information becomes popular- power grids are already very central to survival in the modern age.
if something happens to the grid you're not going to have power, so it wont matter if you can access the net; slowly the infastructure can be repaired and the chances of taking out all power lines at once is very slim. On the other hand if you were to take out a couple power stations you could disrupt the flow of information, as well as disrupt the lives of people for a considerable amount of time. It would be much harder to replace a power plant than wires and transformers.
2 years ago (here in Memphis), when getting cable net access, you also got TV cable as well. Well, not anymore. I asked why, and it was explained that back then, the local TimeWarner had no way of offering either net or TV signals by themselves, so they just bundled it. They eventually sorted out the techical problems, and now they can only let you have what you only order.
Your "trick" only applies in areas where they haven't gotten complete control of their system.
if that line doesn't make you skeptical, I don't know what does. Is the power company trying to earn itself some Karma, or else these poor rural folk might use the OTHER available power company? Hmmmmm, call me a skeptic.
Also, they say ~$45 gets them cable TV and fast Inet access, which is 'half the national average', well, that's exactly what I pay here in the metro Detroit, MI area for both as well for basic cable package plus thier 1.5 Mb cable modem servise (Wide Open West provided). My other option was Comcast, but Wide Open West blows thier doors off in pricing, and I like thier channels better.
-me
I'm sure the cable companies will be suing soon enough over the power company "infringing on the cable company's government supported monopoly."
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Those creatures down in Nigeria and related countries are sub-human and don't warrant the waste of resources they use.. Good riddens.
When I first read the title I assumed they were delevering the service over the powerlines themselves. This was of great intrest to me as I live 20 miles from the nearest [small] town. From the article they push the content over the usage monitoring lines. Alas, no broadband for this country folk.
Hey if you're really smart pay off the contractor, or make friends with a cable installer- get him to remove the filter.
I've heard people having trouble splitting the cable so they can watch their TV and surf the net...
This sounds incredibly cool, especially since I'm the one who pays both the Cable and the Electric bills at my college rental, however, at least in our area (University of Michigan) our power is from a huge Detroit conglomerate, DTE Energy, and even getting our electricity taken care when we moved in was more than they could handle. The previous tennants had defaulted 2+ months in a row, and the power company handed us a bill for $414, while a technician went to turn off the juice. Frankly, I would love to pay less for our internet, but I don't trust the power company further than I can spit.
I read somewhere that this technology (net over power lines not this one specifically) offers an adapater that you plug your current "broadband modem" into.
:)
does anyone know if an ADSL modem will work with this?
Learn the language.
Hooray!
A friend of mine in Braintree had digital cable and internet access from www.beld.net for IIRC ~$50/month total.
:-( ) I pay ~$90/month for Basic Cable (Analog) and internet access from mediaone/attbi/comcast.
3 miles down the road (and not in Beld's area
If that's not bad enough, Beld supplied him with a cable box that had spdif output for decent surround sound (apparantly ATTBI supply a shitty box with analogue stereo output only), and his internet download speeds rocked... consistently ~2.5Mb/s
You know, I'm not *too* pissed off about my internet service at the moment. Mediaone/Attbi have been ok, both from the point of view of performance and reliability. They've also been reasonably friendly wrt running a web server. Yes it'd be nice if it were a bit cheaper, but it's not outrageous. Now Comcast are due to take over, I'm worried about their restrictive AUP, $45/month to be a web consumer is too much..but I digress.
What *really* hacks me off is the $45/month for basic cable - considering that nearly all of the channels are commercial-supported, and the amount of commercials seems to increase every month. It's outrageous.
The key word is "well run", which is something that both private companies and governments have trouble doing, especially on large scales. Private companies are immune from having inane and pointless structures that cause tons of waste, just because they're private. The market isn't magical, and it doesn't just fix this. The private sphere and the public sphere both boil down to people, and their motives. If their motives are corrupt (Private corruption "Lets bilk the entire population for everything they've got and we'll be filthy rich!" or Public "Lets just stay in office forever, and never change, I don't like change") then the result will be corrupt. However, if either have good intentions (Private "Lets offer a good product at a decent price, and make a living off of it" or Public "Lets provide something good for the public, to improve their lives") and they allow those intentions to guide them, the outcome isn't usually horrific. No one meaning well intentionally screws over the people they're trying to help.
I think the key to this is the size of the endeavor. A small business that knows its customer base intimately will be much more sensitive to their needs and demands. A large one that must meet a projected profit every quarter will be willing to sacrifice them in order to stay in good with the stock market. Similarly, a large government (ie, Federal in the US) will lose track of its vision in all its complex infighting. However, for a small city to do something like this? They're not going to set up a government endeavor just to screw themselves, since 14,000 people isn't a population worth exploiting to that degree.
To summarize after all that rambling: public ownership is not always evil and inefficient, nor is private ownership always good and effective. Find a balance for the situation that provides the best outcome for society. Its not always going to be the market.
Power Companies Offering Cable (TV, Net) Service!!! more like celda
I live in Kansas City, and just about a month ago I got connected to this type of service, thanks to a local company called Everest that is owned by local utility company Aquila.
Things that make this service fantastic:
1) Price. No question. I consolodated my monthly phone bill (~$25) plus my monthly cable bill (~$75 for digital + two premium tiers) plus my high-speed internet bill (I was paying $125 for business-class DSL which was the only service provider with a static IP in my area) down to ~$100/month (in a single bill) to a single company
2) Services available. For $100/month I get 1.5 MB (256 kbps upstream) cable with a single static IP, digital cable with two premium tiers (I selected HBO and Skinimax), plus local phone service with $.10/minute long distance. Everest just released a new feature I'm interested in but haven't yet taken the plunge - integrated PVR service. For an extra $20/month you can get an upgraded box with 40gb HDD and Tivo-style PVR service.
3) Customer service. You can call their support number 24x7 and its answered immediately by a real person. Level-2 tech support people who know what they're doing.
4) Let me ditch a few companies I'm happy not to do business with: Time Warner Cable and Southwestern Bell (SBC).
All great stuff, in my opinion. This type of competition is just what these markets need, in my opinion... especially the cable TV market.
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There are many of these systems in place today, not only are they offering cable tv and internet but phone service as well. Glasgow was the model town for motorola to try out some of the new technology. Murray, KY was their next stop and they have come along way in the last two years since the initial install was made. Here is a link to the hardware used. http://broadband.motorola.com/catalog/productdetai l.asp?ProductID=211
I pay about $20 a month for phone service with callerid, call waiting, etc. Another $27 for extended basic cable which is about 70 channels and then $19 for internet access. If I were to go with the competeing companies in town I would be paying $40 a month for cable an additional $40 for cable modem service through them, *ahem* charter *ahem* overpriced *ahem*, plus a phone line and long distance through bellsouth, at least $30 before caller id, call waiting, etc. Did I mention because of this we only pay $0.07 a minute for long distance.
Now many people are seeing this as a very bad deal because the power company is supposed to be non-profit because they have a natural monopoly over the services. Well it doesn't have to be, the way our community handled this is that the electric company issued bonds to the community to pay for the project. In essence the community owns the service, anyone that has a problem with the service are invited to public meetings held about every six months. But the one thing you have to keep in mind is that with your local power company hosting all of your services you also have all your hard earned money going right back into your own community. Sure our previous service was based here but the profit leaves the area and goes to where ever their home office is.
What ever you do if you hear that your local electric company is considering this goto their board meeting and hear them out. It will come to a vote eventually and your vote could be the one to make it happen for you as well.
A few random points that poped in my head after reading this:
1) The telecom companies may have a point in their claims that it's anti-competitive. I mean, no private company would go into business with the goal of "breaking even". How is this much different from a monopoly selling their products at cost to drive out competition?
2) That being said, the power companies have great potential in the telecom business if, as mentioned in the article, cable/internet could be offered over power cables. The network in the article is run over power-monitoring wires, and i'm not sure how widespread this type of wire is... Cable (and broadband interenet to a lesser extent) are so widespread now, that it may not be a bad idea to offer them as city-sponsored commodities, like power, and hopefully even run them over power lines.
3) This is going AGAINST the trend of privatization of publicly owned ventures. That means that the only reason that this is cheaper is that the prices set by cable/telecom companies are inflated. This could lead to a huge drop in cable/internet prices... and the telecoms are trying to fight this through legal means. Fighting a new distribution model through courts - **AA anyone?
Manassas VA, mentioned in the linked article has been in various stages of testing this for almost a year now. They were chosen I believe because they had the physical requirements and the city government actually administors the power in the city so no power company was directly involved in the process. I was able to find a blurb in cache from the local newspaper and a press release but nothing much more, They same company providing the technology is also interested in VOIP. I would assume the other utilities were not happy with the competition or the percieved unfair advantage and are going with the legality card. Manassas was providing the internet access to select residents willing to beta test but I think that has since stopped, maybe the legal issues were to murky for the city to continue that program.
Bad boys rape our young girls but Violet gives willingly.
The big brother argument (municipalities cannot control digital content) by private telcos is pure drivel. If big brother (CIA, NSA, FBI, etc.) really wants to monitor your usage they'll walk into your ISP with a carnivore system and log your activity.
Everyone knows how cheap fiber and net access REALLY are... Cents per gig.. or pehaps fractions of cents. Consumer net access is currently overpriced, overhyped and slow. If local Hydro can provide cheap, fast internet to everyone with power, let them!
" Among its contentions: Municipal telecoms hurt a town's tax base and may violate the First Amendment by placing the distribution of media content under government ownership. "
Violate First Amendment by placing distribution of content under government ownership? Aren't libraries city-owned?
Its sad how hard business owners will try to keep hold of their profits rather than doing what's right for society..
It's basically city-subsidized bandwidth. I got 2048x256 Mbit cable for $25/month, and later bumped it up to 4096x512 (basically uncapped) for $80. When I had to move up to Seattle for work reasons, this was one of the hardest things to give up (since I'm now paying the same price for 768x384 DSL - granted, Speakeasy encourages their customers to run web servers, etc, and I get 2 static IP's).
For businesses, Click! offers extremely competetive rates on connections up to an OC-48, and you can get one just about anywhere in the city. They're also expanding (slowly) into nearby cities, too (Tacoma has had a lot of internal neighborhoods become incorporated, so it's unfortunately not like they're expanding very far).
Do you really need reason for beer? Wingman Brewers
To-do List: Receive telemarketing call during a tornado warning. Check.
"What's even better is that they aren't looking to make a profit, just break even on the venture."
Why is it "better" not to make a profit? Im disgusted by that statement. Liberals are destroying America with their "corporations are evil bullshit".
Hey jackasses! It was capitalism that this country was founded on!!! HELLO!!??!
Get with the program or move to France!!!!
Phredd - "I have found people tend to take you far less seriously once you start waving your genitals at them..."
This is great on paper, but the future implications are there for the company to make money off of the service. There will be a point where the company could make a profit right now, and as costs go down then they will grow ever closer to turning around this 'break-even' enterprise to a profit making division of it's company.
The rules of business are not being ignored, it's an investment for the future.
It's good you considered this, but given this is being used for last-mile internet (as opposed to actual infrastructure, such as backbones), this isn't really an issue. Besides, if you disrupt power, you're going to take out most people's ability to access the network anyway.
Those who have backup power (and need it) ought to have concern for this, of course. They will probably not be using this as a solution anyway. (Probably should not.)
Don't think of it as a flame---it's more like an argument that does 3d6 fire damage
Would all the pro-capitalist /. readers out there please explain to this somewhat socialist /. reader, why this is a bad thing, and why all those private telecom companies that have bought...er, had legislation passed favouring them...er..I mean favouring competition... are so darned wonderful for ultimately denying people very cheap broadband as a service to them rather than as an oppurtunity for personal gain?
:)
Just curious.
Corporation, n. An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility. - Ambrose Bierce
Electric Cooperatives (EMCs - an outgrowth of the rural electrication act passed mid-early last century designed to get electricity to areas utilities wouldn't service since they couldn't get the desired return on their investment) have been providing utility service to their areas for years, and have branched out into telco, gas, and internet access quite a while ago. Despite what some people think, they really do provide services at non-profit pricing to their customers (who, as part of a cooperative, are also the owners). City utilities often offer similar service/pricing models, they they are not co-ops since the city owns them, not the customers.
One interetsing point, not in the article, is how many "Rural" co-ops are no longer rural, since many are now suburbs of major metropolitan areas, such as the EMCs surrounding Atlanta GA; areas taht private companies would gladly serve, if the EMC would only go away. That won't happen, given the political clout of the customers.
If you really want more info, visit:
http://www.touchstoneenergy.com
I'm a consultant - I convert gibberish into cash-flow.
Well the municipalities do have bonds to pay off.
They also have almost all the expenses any business would. Labour,insurance,lights,heat,etc. The link is that the cable companies are forgetting is that municipalities are in essense, "owned" by their citizens (customers). Last time I checked I didn't "own" comcast cable. Companies don't realize they're in essence "fighting" their customers. The OSS crowd in another world could have been their customers. The movie and music crowd will soon find out the same.
BTW Wasn't it the federal government that has taken away some of the "regulatory" power that local governments had over the telecom, and cable industry?
" That's why it's imperative we develop a new information delivery device that runs on gas."
Already have. It's called C-Span.
Bet you like those fuckers down there, that were removed from my planet.
Hopefully next time you will be included.
I work at www.getthewave.com, and we provide the net connection to www.netamu.com a local Utility, they have finished laying all the fiber and such. In under a year we have a little over 800 customers for the highspeed cable, and this is in a town of 2500 homes... The utility is now putting in the phone modules in their ICUs, so the telephones will be going over their fiber too. Screw qwest, and screw mediacom!! Hell yea.
Didn't they make a movie about someone who did something like that? It worked out badly, as I recall.
I was just out visiting in Provo, Utah and they are just starting to roll this out. The power company, Provo Power, is owned by the city (and Provo has well over 100,000 residents, unlike many of the other cities that are doing this.) (Check it out at iProvo.org)
The thing that is really nice about this is that a very large percentage of Provo is populated by students. Brigham Young University (30,000+ students) is in Provo and Utah Valley State College (~25,000 students) is 5 minutes down the road in neighboring Orem. They're actually going around and putting fibre into entire apartment and condo buildings. If that isn't great enough for college students, they're going to be running everything (power, phone, cable, internet) and all at a very nice price. There's several different options for cable and internet, depending on your requirements, and they are all nicely priced.
One cool thing I read is that if you live in Provo and have a business there as well, you'll be able to connect to your business online at something like 50 Mbps.
There's all sorts of cool things about doing this. I can't wait to get back to school!
What's with all of these replies? Wake up people... these posts have been on every topic all day.
... except for that California state law that you can't operate a utility company unless you are totally screwed up. :-/
Well, despite being marked as flamebait I'm going to bite and take your message as sarcasm instead.
The simple fact is that in some cases natural monopolies will occur. Electric service is the classic example of this. My dad worked for a local power company for years. Trust me, the idea is NOT for them to be a non-profit. They are allowed to make a modest profit-- and they DO! It's not Microsoft or Enron style profit, but it's a good clean simple profit that keeps the shareholders happy.
A utility is in the business of providing a service for a reasonable price. If they don't have a reaosonable price, people start voting politicians out. Politicians don't like that, so they make sure the rates are reasonable. And you know what.. it has worked JUST FINE for around a hundred years! At least, until the politicians started deciding to deregulate-- which combined with some other bad decisions allowed Enron to happen.
Think about our phone systems. Great, we now have all these baby bells that have remerged into 2 or 3 big ass companies. None of them are in the business of providing services for a modest profit, they are in the business of gouging their consumers (note: not customers) for as much money as they can! It was mentioned on Slashdot not even a month ago that with the advent of digital telphone switching and IP telephony it has become a LOT cheaper to operate a telecommunications company.
So why are we still paying high prices? Yes, they are lower than years past, but given the decrease in maintenance costs they should be about 10 times lower than they are now. Well, we're still being gouged because we are willing to pay it. We pay what the MARKET WILL BEAR. Telephone service is another natural monopoly. It's easier to just have one company handle it and to simply keep a leash around their neck. This is what AT&T was-- a GOVERNMENT GRANTED monopoly whose rates WERE determined by the government. The government COULD have chosen to simply regulate the shit out of AT&T. What exactly was so bad about them? They spent that money keeping people like Dennis Ritchie, Keith Thompson, and Brian Kerningham working! Working on things that (go figure) actually paved the way for IP telephony and other modern telephone systems as well as helped the entire computing community. Specifically BECAUSE AT&T didn't want to sell it because they had the telephone monopoly, they gave it away.
Shit, they were already on track to turning the telephone system into an entirely digital one. Why? Simple, because their rates were regulated and thus if they could provide the same service for less money then they'd make KILLER profits-- at least until the regulators caught up with them.
So someone please remind me why we're supposed to deregulate everything and allow the next Enron to happen? Why can't we simply learn from history. And just so you all know.. I consider myself to be a conservative. Not the religious zombie head-up-ass conservative that is so prevalent in politics these days. But hmm.. if we think about it.. isn't it actually the democrats that wanted the deregulation? AFAIK, Clinton was praised for his great energy policy which eventually led to Enron. And Reagan didn't make many friends keeping IBM together.. but look where we are today! IBM evolved into a company that makes a killing AND helps the computing community! Isn't that what business is SUPPOSED to be about?
-Dave
Tokyo Denryoku, the country's largest power supplier, currently offers 100Mbps fiber connections for home use in the Tokyo area for around $US50 a month.
Listening to the telecom giants whining about "unfair competition" makes me want to retch.
This, from companies who do everything in their power to screw their competitors and customers. Advertise high-speed, always-on internet service, but don't make guarantees as to the speed or the uptime. Grudgingly provide their infrastructure to their competitors as mandated by law, but give preferential treatment to their own services and relentlessly play the blame game when the problems lie in their network. It's pathetically laughable to hear them preaching about how the playing field must be leveled.
~Philly
It's a local government, not a company. And a town of 14,000 is not rural.
Warning: this article may contain humor, sarcasm, parody, and perhaps even irony. Read at your own risk.
They're called "cars." Just fill them up with hardcopies of your information and drive them to your destination.
Oh, my god! It is run by a public utility! Socialism!!!
Socialism is always bad, right?
Right now, actually. 1.1Mbps SDSL, $200/mo. And that's the best price I can get.
I cringe when I hear people bitch about the $50/mo "outrageously" priced broadband connection they have. The poor babies.
Sign me up!!!!
Brings to mind an old classic...
Evil Bondage
Phucks Phrom The Third Dimension
1987
Written By: The Occultist
"All is ready, Master." said my assistant, handing me my dark robe and
rubber devil's mask.
"Thank you. I will enter now." I responded.
The room was dark, lit only by a small black lightbulb in one corner. I
could see a table in the center, upon which was strapped a nubile lass, naked
but for the leather gag in her mouth.
From under my robe I pulled a large cat-o-nine-tails. I began to stroke
it fondly, as I spoke, "We have captured you from your evil extistence. You will
now submit to us. I am in charge of breaking you in, and you shall call me
Master."
With this I walked to the table and removed her gag.
"Now, my lovely, will you renounce yourself as a sinner in the eyes of
the modem god, who you so falsely deny as fantasy?"
"Never," spat she, "for I worship the corporate god of Sprint!"
"Then feel the wrath of a phreak scorned!" said I, raising the whip.
With cruel abandon I brought the whip down onto the flesh of her
breasts. She screamed as the shards of glass in it tore through her skin,
releasing scattered drops of blood. Again I brought it onto her breasts,
whipping them again and again, until they were thoroughly oozing the red fluid.
"Bitch!" I screamed, as I lay another stroke upon her stomach.
"There is no repentance! I shall have my way with you!"
Undoing the straps on her ankles, I twisted her body over, so her naked
ass was facing me, and again fastened the straps.
I watched the pale globes of her ass squirm in the dim light, sweat
dripping from the crevice between her legs. I reached out, feeling her firm
bottom, slapping the cheeks for good measure, before raising te whip again. The
lash rang upon her, making her scream in agony as her ass yielded under the
blows. Her buns turned a dark shade of red, welts raising on them. I dropped the
whip then, wanting to continue on my own.
Climbing upon the table, I undid the clasp of my robe, dropping it to
the floor. My cock, a slight drop of sperm oozing from the tip, was poised over
her ass. I reached down and spanked her, hard, until she was again screaming,
then plunged my hard cock into her cunt. The tight walls of her virgin pussy
gripped my cock as I rode up and down, again and again plunging brutally into
her twat. Her body shook as I punched her ass with both fists, causing her to
grip my penis even harder. I reached under her and fondled her bleeding tits,
squeezing and pulling their maimed exterior, before applying two nipple clamps
to her, firmly twisting them so as to make her scream in pain, even more blood
coursing down her chest.
I suddenly withdrew from her and stepped down from the table. From the
wall I pulled two lengths of electrical cord, which I wound onto the nipple clamps.
Walking to a switch on the wall, I giggled, thinking of all the shares of stock
this scummy bitch had owned in various long-distance companies. The lever went
down with a twist, and the lady on the table screamed, blue bolts of electricity
charging through both tits.
I walked back to the table and withdrew a large rubber double dong from a
drawer. I smashed the dildo onto her back and ass, whipping her again and again
with the two-pound monster. Then, with a shout of glee, I inserted the tool of
pain and pleasure into her soaked pussy, now going through electrical convulsions.
Her pussy lips barely opened for the dong, and I had to push it all the way in by
brute force, making her twat bleed terribly in the process. When it was firmly
lodged inside her, I went back to the switch and turned it to the off position.
While still at the wall, I yanked the cords from her clamps, and put them
back. Then I opened a small, hidden closet and produced a long, thick tire iron. I
then strode back to the table.
Her body was limp, and she unconscious. I untied all her bonds, while
pushing the dildo further into her, until it was no longer visible at all.
With a heave I lifted her body onto my shoulded, and took her to another
corner of the room, where I strapped her neck into a guitione, her head hanging
over a basket. I then lifted her ass to a presentable position in the air, and
removed the nipple clamps.
I reached for a hose and turned it on. Foul waste products spewed forth,
directly into her face. She soon awoke, trying to spit bits and pieces of fesces
from her mouth.
"Well, well, my dear.. your scheme to stop all phreaking hasn't worked out
so well, has it?" I said.
She struggled to reply, but could not, as I had once again reapplied the gag.
I then walked behind her, where I spread her ass and applied a bit of vaseline
to the entrance. Grasping the tire iron firmly, I placed just the tip against her
unloosened asshole. Muffled screams came from her mouth, her last moments being filled
with thoughts of fear.
I applied the two-pronged end of the iron to her, and pushed.
Her ass ripped open on the sides, the sharp edges of the iron being too much
for mortal flesh. Blood began pulsing from the wound, and bits of shit oozed from the
sides of the hole. The tire iron was lodged about an inch inside her ass, and I pushed
furher, ripping what was left of her ass wide open.
Suddenly, the gag dropped loose from her mouth and unearthly screams filled the
air, her moans dragging far out into the street.
"Fucking whore!" I shouted, lunging the iron all the way in her ass with my
shoulder, thus letting her uterus fall out onto the floor. But it did no good, her
screaming just reached a crescendoing height.
"Take this!"
I reached for the cord which would drop the guitione blade. Finding it, I gave
a pull, and the heavy blade dropped into her neck, depositing her head in the basket.
Reaching for the head, I inserted my dick into the open mouth, and pumped back
and forth. My hands groped up to the eyes, which I yanked out and into my mouth.
An explosion rocked the corridor outside, and the steel door to my chamber opened.
Standing in the doorway were a squad of MCI and Sprint fone pigs, staring with agape
mouths as I orgasmed into the lifeless head of their once-chief exec.
"Fools! You will never destroy the phreaks of the '90s! We are a strong breed!" I
screamed, the last drops of cum oozing from my penis onto her face.
I backed up into the room, the horde of gestapo trying to crowd through the door.
Liting the blade of the guitione into place, I layed my head into th chopping block and
pulled the cord. All went black.
If this could happen in Australia i would be a very happy chappy. At the moment Telstra own all the telecommunications infrastructure, Telstra control what happens on it. If telstra refuses to roll out DSL to a particular area (either due to cost, or the fact that alot of the population is on pair gain / RIM) ... it doesn't happen. (They can also charge what they like, but that's a different story).
... but again, different story)
They try to force people into buying their more expensive and less convenient one-way satellite services. ugh.
If utilities would take it upon themselves to provide where telstra doesn't, imagine the profits they could make, even at a modest markup, like another poster mentioned!
(On a side note, i'd love to become involved with a project such as this
Which just happens to be where I live. Of course; an exciting new broadband prospect pops up, and I live in town center of the test case that prevents it.
Just my luck.
-- Watch the REAL Jon Katz.
...when things get out of balance. I live in central New York, and our electric (which is currently being deregulated) has always been via NYSEG, no other choices.... UNLESS you lived in one of those few towns with municipal electric. A few years ago, I lived in one of those towns. They purchassed their electicity from NYSEG, and delivered it to residential customers with an eye to recovering costs, for the prices of about 3.9 cents per killowatt hour... NYSEG customers pay 14 cents for the same electricity. Many businesses are leaving the state and citing high energy costs as a primary reason, and many residential customers quite often find it difficult to pay their bills. So who is doing the damage? I somehow doubt that it's the municipal electric companies... I say "way to go" to those municipal utilities that are offering other services on top of electricity: perhaps the "big players" will get enough of a shock (but I doubt it) that they'll realize their astronomical prices and profits are more than the market should bear, or that the market WOULD bear if the customers had any other choices.
Where you can get a DSL connection in Grenfell. Population: 1230 Location: Middle of fucking nowhere.
Canada justs rocks....
AOL/TW is offering 10 kilowatt-hours of free AC power down their cable TV lines for 45 days.
Eternity: will that be smoking, or non-smoking? I Corinthians 6:9-10
Geez, haven't you ever played Monopoly?
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I agree, sf is in desperate need of something.. anything..
The high priced sbc global dsl is a rip off.
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What is Nebraska going to court for? The article didn't say anything besides stating that they had a problem with it (??) for some reason.
What's this?! They want to just break even instead of screwing their customers as hard as they can? Isn't that against the law in the US?
I really don't understand the parent but it's funny as hell anyway. MOD UP!!!
This (AP) article on CNN.com is exactly the sort that could benefit from being on the web. As it is, it is not much more than an electronic reprint of a newspaper-style article. The only "improvements" made are that it is heavy on cruft, what with the ads, partner tie-ins, subscription offers etc..
There's a little generic warning and associated icon at the bottom: "All external sites will open in a new browser. CNN.com does not endorse external sites." That might be helpful if it referred to a practice that was actually being used somewhere on the page. But the only "external" links seem to be to affiliates and advertisers. I guess the old media paranoia about letting us get away is still pretty strongly in effect.
Sorry, that's enough *vague* bitching. Here are some specifics:
What I really want to complain about is that there quite a few interesting details that were merely summarized, and not further explored; and that there were any number of jumping off points that could have been made active.
How about at least a link to the American Public Power Association, or one of the utilitis mentioned as an example? Or better yet, fill in some of those details. Which eleven states prohibit public power companies from offereing teleco services, or force them to charge artificially high rates. (If I live in one, I want to start writing letters!) How about a list (with links, maybe?) of the "511 publicly owned utilities now provide telecom services" mentioned in the "fact box"?
So much potential in this web medium is still wasted. Most news stories on the web just look like a slightly slicker and more colorful version of 1994, back when "old media" "didn't get it".
In a related story, the IRS has recently ruled that the cost of Windows upgrades can NOT be deducted as a gambling loss.
The city has not made 32 million.
The people using the service would have paid 32 million more to get cable and internet from a private sector company like AOL Time Warner.
But wait, no cable company wanted to bother with a little burg like that. To get Time Warner in, they probably would have had to agree to even higher rates.
So the 32 million that they did not send to big cable company stayed in town. The money that they did spend (probably close to that amount) stayed in town as well - and probably helped keep overall utility costs down for everyone at the same time as they are proviing the service over wire they had to string anyways.
Maybe "big cable co" could try and use the FCC to demand acces to that cable to sell their services on.
You either believe in rational thought or you don't
Huh?
"You are destroying the tax base! I mean, instead of us getting the money and you, the governemnt, getting a percentage in taxes, you get it all! That is not good economics for the government!"
Does that make any sense?
In addition, how much tax base does a huge corporation like BellSouth or AOL/TW really create in a small town like Glasgow?
Also, I am guessing that the residents of Glasgow have the opportunity to get cable or at least satellite television from elsewhere, meaning that the government provides media distribution, but only as one of many choices.
As a resident of Kentucky, I am glad to see things like this going on in the state.
- (c) 2018 Hank Zimmerman
Just thought since so many people brought up that this is ran on the MONITORING wires, and they wished it was over the powerlines, I'd put a link in here to a company that actually makes the powerline stuff:8 /28/pow er.line.access.idg/
http://www.mainnet-plc.com/
Some background info:
http://europe.cnn.com/2001/TECH/internet/0
have fun!
Think before you rate, how can the first post be redundant?
Hour of power (January 21, 2002)
States clamping down
Public Power Broadband fact sheet
Rebuttal to Eisenach's "Does Government Belong in the Telecom Business"
http://serviSense.com offered bundling of energy, telephone and cable but dropped the bundling for some reason.
That rural areas are still way lacking in broadband access goes without saying.
However, their cable TV service usually sucks, too. People are getting reamed like you wouldn't believe. Prices *are not* any lower than in the big cities. They're about the same, for about a third to half as much stuff. So it's really a lot more expensive for what you do get.
The biggest problem is that you don't get a full, 24hr feed of most of the channels. Things like CNBC, USA, and even the regular on-air "big 4" networks are only on during prime time, then switch to infomercials and religious crap the rest of the time. The local cable company makes more money this way. The upshot is that you don't actually get half the stuff you got cable for to begin with.
Furthermore, that fifty bucks a month for basic-plus service (everything but premium movie channels) is a much bigger portion of the household budget in places where $8/hr is considered good job.
Finally, these places have virtually *no* public access programming, which can be a vital community resource.
he said that some states bock this kind of operation. which ones?
They have a monopoly...and they want to use it to _save_ their customers money? So there _are_ still idealists in this country...
Please correct me if I got my facts wrong.
if for no other reason than the simple fact that I hate Verizon and Time Warner. My electric company on the other hand has always been on my good side.
My ISP is Starpower (in DC Metro area), and I think they're a joint venture including Pepco (the power company) and RCN. They offer phone, cable, and cable internet.
Maybe this is new to the USA, but it has worked like this for decades in the Netherlands.
Local govermnent-run utilities provided electricity, gas, water and cable. A national government-run utility provided telephone service.
This worked very well. We had reliable service at a reasonable cost. No "commercial companies" or "shareholders" to run away with your money.
Then the European Union was invented, and they declared that this model was somehow undesirable.
Why, we will never know. All these companies are commercialized, we are paying much more, and the quality of service is going down all the time.
Ever heard of OPGW?
Fiber Optic Groundwire.
Combines the grounding needed by the power company for lightning protection with several strands (24,48,96,128,256) of single-mode fiber.
The DOE and power companies have strung this all over the midwest.
All we need to do is get a lease and have someone set up the equipment (not a small undertaking, and it will not be done until it makes financial sense).
As the majority of the cost on installing ground wire is in labor, it makes good sense to use a dual purpose cable.
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