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Goodbye, Dolly

goombah99 writes "Dolly, the famous cloned sheep has been put to death after being diagnosed with a progressive lung disease, according to many reports. This follows on earlier reports that she was prematurely aging, including developing arthritis. While one should be cautious about drawing conclusions from a single data point, its interesting to speculate." Here is a link to her birthplace courtesy of Captain Large Face

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  1. GoodBye Dolly... by tealover · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hello Lamb Chops !!!

    This is the best thing about cloning. An endless supply of lamb chops !!!

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    1. Re:GoodBye Dolly... by redgopher · · Score: 5, Funny

      Indeed... an endless supply of lambchops would be nice, but I wonder if it will all just taste the same? ;)

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    2. Re:GoodBye Dolly... by Slightly+Askew · · Score: 3, Informative

      I believe that would be mutton. Lamb chops are less than 18 months old. Dolly's chops would be, uh, less than desirable at her age.

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    3. Re:GoodBye Dolly... by Cruciform · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dolly was a double ewe,
      An ex ewe, since she's dead,
      She'd aged somewhat imperfectly,
      But still tastes great with bread.

    4. Re:GoodBye Dolly... by dacarr · · Score: 2, Funny

      Of course. After all, everything tastes more or less like chicken.

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    5. Re:GoodBye Dolly... by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny
      Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep,
      And thinks they may be roaming.
      They haven't fled,
      They just dropped dead,
      From imperfections in cloming.

      What? It rhymes .. sort of..

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    6. Re:GoodBye Dolly... by caluml · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or is it that chicken tastes like everything else?

      Who came first, the taste of chicken, or the taste of other things that happen to taste like chicken?

  2. Okie, I'll speculate.. by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    "While one should be cautious about drawing conclusions from a single data point, its interesting to speculate."

    It's obviously a sign from above...

  3. Nothing sadder by Cipster · · Score: 5, Funny

    There is nothing sadder for a parent than having to burry their clone....
    Somehow that just did not sound right.

  4. First clone by fudgefactor7 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ya know, it was a good run for the first complex clone (mammal). I bet eventually they get the kinks worked out and cloned everything will be available. But for now, it's like the old addage: "in order to make an omlette, you have to break a few eggs."

    1. Re:First clone by interiot · · Score: 4, Informative

      The main suspected "kink" are the telomeres, and if we do discover it's a kink, it may be a difficult one to work around. Here's a good article on telomeres and telomerase.

    2. Re:First clone by spiro_killglance · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Its more important than that, that fact clones aren't medically identical or as fit as the
      orignal, tells us, that there is something we
      don't know about genetics. Whatever it is, it
      can cause premature aging and auto-immune disease,
      that may well mean, that whatever we learn about
      why clone are unfit, can produce cure for auto-immune diseases and maybe slow down aging.

      Perphap the key to clones failure is methylization, the genes in cells can be selectly
      switched on and off by attacting methyl group
      to potions of the DNA, how this works, is controlled, and how/if its passed on, is very
      important unknown of cell biology. In the same
      way over half the DNA is a cell, is made up of
      intron sequence that don't code for proteins or gene, however intron a preversed across millions
      of years of evolution, human share many of the
      same introns as mice. That means introns have to
      be doing something important, but unknown. We've
      much yet to learn about cellular biology and cloning as much to teach us.

  5. Fiery the Angels fell by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 4, Funny

    This follows on earlier reports that she was prematurely aging, including developing arthritis.

    The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long. And you have burned so very, very brightly, Roy-- um, I mean Dolly.

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    1. Re:Fiery the Angels fell by Picass0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Dolly: I... want... more... life, fucker!

    2. Re:Fiery the Angels fell by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hmm, she really was an "Electric" Sheep, now wasn't she?

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  6. Reported as saying... by CommieLib · · Score: 5, Funny

    "We had to put her to sleep," they said sheepishly. "She was in shear agony. There was mutton we could do about it."

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  7. Baaaaad news by sboyko · · Score: 2, Funny

    It wasn't cloning that got her lungs - it was secondary cigarette smoke from the black sheep of the family.

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  8. Etiology still pending by Doctor+Beavis · · Score: 5, Informative

    Although the shortening of her telomeres is well-publicized, it very well may have had nothing to do with the death. A somewhat more detailed story can be found here [Reuters].

    1. Re:Etiology still pending by jj_johny · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But the problem is that they have no idea what really did her in and what they did wrong. I really love the nuts that thinks the first time they try to clone a human it will work perfectly. Ha. About as likely as ... fill the blank... But seriously, it was a stroke of genious to think that when we can't figure out how protiens fold and what most of the junk inside cells do, that we could move some DNA around in a rather clumsy way and voila have a perfect clone. Next thing they are going to start talking about error free coding... yada yada yada. Dolly is dead and we don't have a clue and won't for a long long time. And when we do successful cloning we won't have a clue about what we did right, what we did wrong or what the difference is between the two.

  9. Life Imitating Art by TWX_the_Linux_Zealot · · Score: 3, Funny

    Remember, Blade Runner (and Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?) had such first...

    In fact, isn't it a bit ironic that a sheep is prematurely aging, versus the mechanical fake sheep (and title) in Philip K. Dick's novel?

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  10. raelian cloning by circletimessquare · · Score: 3, Funny

    this is good...

    i was all set to make believe i saw ufos so i could join up with the raelians. i don't know how long i could have maintained that lie. but since these are the only folks who will cut off the head of my clone and put my brain in his shell, what can a craven mortal do?

    since it looks like all this cloning stuff won't give me unlimited life yet, now i don't have to maintain the charade.

    i'm going to tell those raelians the truth and give them a piece of my mind!

    oh wait, er...

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  11. That'll do sheep. by The+Salamander · · Score: 2

    That'll do.

  12. Average lifespan for a sheep... by akiaki007 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    is 10-14 years. Dolly lived to be 6+.

    Not to draw any conclusions, but I don't think too many people will be taken back by this, unless of course you were one of the people who helped create Dolly and actually thought that she was completely normal.

    Despite the fact I am against cloning, I would like to find out more results to this. What would the avg. lifespan be if there were 100 Dolly's (and I suppose 1,000,000 failed attempts as well). It might be interesting to know, though somewhat dusgusting to get to.

    End result - this won't bode too well for cloning simply because Dolly developed this disease only half-way through her life. What will be much more interesting is to follow her child - I believe she gave birth to a female sheep in 1998 - 2 years after Dolly's birth.

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    1. Re:Average lifespan for a sheep... by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It might be interesting to know, though somewhat dusgusting to get to.

      Not to be trollish, but why? It's a frickin' sheep, for God's sake. It's not like it wasn't going to eaten or put into dog food at the end anyway, right? Same for a million of them (or their genetic material which could easily be thrown down a drain or allowed to decompose). It might be a huge amount of effort (with 1,000,000 trials), but how one gets from that to disgusting, I don't see. Don't tell me - you didn't grow up in a farming community, huh?

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  13. Bladerunner by theCat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Many of you will recall that replicants had 4 years to live. It was built-in and they knew it and hated it.

    I hate it when life immitates art, because some of our art is strange and the really good stuff is damn creepy. Dolly was cloned from a mature sheep, and the theory goes that she basically picked up where her...parent?...left off on the aging timeline. But that's not going to stop many wanna-be immortalists. So when some 80 y.o. geezer elects to have himself cloned the "new" baby will have the genetic signiture of an octagenarian, and probably 10 years to live a life of pain and senility.

    This stuff sucks, people. You don't have to be a flaiming Bible thumper or a neoLuddite to be freaking out about Dolly. I think about how giddy everyone is about their personal fsckig immortality and my skin crawls.

    Eat well, exercise, love someone with all your heart, have a good time. Have lots of great sex and leave a few really smart, well-adjusted children. Then go off and FUCKING DIE! OK? Just die and leave this earth to the next generation, born in the usual way with their own chance to live their own life their way, as nature had intended. Please!

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    1. Re:Bladerunner by dissy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sigh, you totally missed my point.

      > Cellular nuclei moving from mature adult mammalian
      > somatic cells into unfertilized egg cells that
      > have no nuclei of their own is not natural, it is
      > in fact impossible without medical science

      You are correct.
      It is impossible without medical science.
      Fortunatly medical science is very possible.
      This means anything coming FROM medical science is also possible, and thus natural.

      Nature is the container of all that we are in.
      By the very fact cloning happens, means its playing by the rules of nature.

      Just because it requires a human to do it is totally irrelivent.

      Humans happen in nature too, thus we are possible (Fortunatly no one has argued that one yet)
      Thus, anything we (being of nature) do, is natural as well.

      I also find it funny you claim what i say is "pseudo religious nonsense" when in fact its most religons that argue the same point you are making, while science argues the point I am making.

    2. Re:Bladerunner by lastberserker · · Score: 2, Funny
      You see, your logic doesn't hold water. Here is why, I would not say better:
      Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much... the wheel, New York, wars, and so on, whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely the dolphins believed themselves to be more intelligent than man for precisely the same reasons.
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    3. Re:Bladerunner by sjames · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The difference is, and almost everyone agrees, Humans have a soul, a consciousness, that is capable of interacting with nature in very unnatural ways.

      The conversation is now leaving science and entering natural philosophy or religeon.

      Continuing from that point, we cannot know the 'intent' of an anthropomorphised nature. Who is to say that the entire purpose of Darwinian evolution wasn't to create a species that was capable of directing further improvements intelligently? It may even be that the entire purpose of the human race is to create a machine race capable of directing it's own evolution ever more intelligently. Or perhaps to become that machine race itself.

  14. Re:Cloned sheep Dolly, found dead at age 6 by Eccles · · Score: 5, Funny

    They don't know how many sheep they've actually cloned, you know. They tried counting the sheep, but they fell asleep...

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  15. Dolly this week, Matilda last week by hpulley · · Score: 2, Informative

    More than one data point. Dolly is actually the second cloned sheep to die in a week. Matilda, a cloned sheep born in the year 2000 in Australia died last week. Autopsy results were inconclusive. Matilda's passing.

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  16. Re:Oh boy... by GreyPoopon · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Anti-cloning zealots are going to have a ball with this.

    Yes, but if the rumors of premature aging are true, they may actually have some science to base their argument on. You see there's this very important substance called telomeres attached to the end of chromosomes. As cells divide, the telomere caps become shorter, and eventually the cells stop dividing and either malfunction or die. It stands to reason that, if you start off with an adult cell, you already have shortened telomeres and will therefore have a reduced lifespan. [Any biology experts should feel free to correct me.]

    Rather than terminate Dolly, I'd rather they have experimented with telomerase to see if they could rejuvinate her. Although, I guess that's a little on the unethical and cruel side.

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  17. Re:I Know She'll Be Missed by Flakeloaf · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sheep are very loving animals.

    Aye son, ye cannae deny tha'.

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  18. Sad news, Dolly the Sheep dead at 6 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just heard some sad news on talk radio - the cutting edge cloned mammal Dolly was found dead in her Maine home this morning. There weren't any details. I'm sure we'll all miss her, even if you weren't a fan of her creators' work there's no denying her contribution to popular culture. Truly an American icon.

  19. Re:I Know She'll Be Missed by BeeShoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Sheep are very loving animals"

    Are you sure you don't want to rephrase that a bit? ;-)

  20. The important thing is... by ah.clem · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... that she existed at all. Without this research no one would have known that this was an issue with cloning. Imagine how much more we as humans would know if *all* research was unfettered by government regulation and/or religious superstition.

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  21. Re:Chops, no... by Big+Mark · · Score: 2, Funny

    Only in more, er, "rural" parts of the UK... which Scotland counts as!

    Everyone, lock up your sheep, they've become sensitized to the sound of a fly unzipping so sales of velcro-fastened trousers have skyrocketed!

    -Mark

  22. 'burry' or 'curry'? by sczimme · · Score: 2, Funny


    [homer]
    Mmmmm... la-a-amb... *drool*
    [/homer]

    Sorry - I don't know how to spell the 'raaghchchgh' Homer makes at drool time. D'oh.

    (Yes, I know 'bury' was misspelled, but 'cury' just wouldn't have worked.)

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  23. DNA Aging, DNA Rejuvenating? by PizzaFace · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If mature animals have "old" DNA, how do their offspring get "young" DNA?

    I think of DNA aging as a process of random decay over time, but somehow my old DNA and my wife's old DNA can produce a baby with young DNA.

    Does the combination of DNA during sexual reproduction clean up the strands from the parents? Or is something going on in their gonads to clean up their old DNA before packing it into gametes?

    There's a biological process here that I haven't heard anyone describe, or even identify. And yes, I want to patent it.

    1. Re:DNA Aging, DNA Rejuvenating? by shellac · · Score: 2, Informative

      Found here:

      Telomeres are found on the ends of chromosomes. They are a small sequence of DNA repeated many times. They act as protective "caps" and help to prevent chromosomal instability and damage. However the telomeres gradually shorten over the lifetime of the organism because they are not fully copied during cell division. The exception to this are germ-line cells, where telomeres are maintained so that full-length telomeres are passed on to the next generation.

      Pretty interesting.... I didn't know that myself. Anyhow, don't thank me, thank google.

    2. Re:DNA Aging, DNA Rejuvenating? by TheWhaleShark · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, it's because your gametes produce "young" DNA.

      I'm sure everyone knows that the male and female gametes each produce one half of the genetic material of a single organism. The genetic material produced by the gametes is brand new; it hasn't aged yet, so the telomeres on the individual DNA strands are still intact. They recombine during fertilization and make a fresh, "young" copy of a complete DNA sequence.

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    3. Re:DNA Aging, DNA Rejuvenating? by imnoteddy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Your wife's old DNA does not produce a baby.

      DNA from her eggs makes a baby.

      All of the cells that develop into eggs are created in the
      fetus, and then wait until puberty to develop into eggs.

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    4. Re:DNA Aging, DNA Rejuvenating? by Some+Dumbass... · · Score: 3, Funny

      There's a biological process here that I haven't heard anyone describe, or even identify. And yes, I want to patent it.

      Patent a biological process involved in sexual reproduction?

      Can you say "prior art"? :) :) :) :) :)

    5. Re:DNA Aging, DNA Rejuvenating? by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is exactly what I wonder too. I don't get how, even if the DNA packaged in the reproductive cells ages very little over time, the human race could survive for so long. There must be something 'cleaning up' the DNA before packaging into reproductive cells.

      It is Darwinian evolution. If your reproductive cells go bad, you simply don't reproduce effectively and the messed up genetics cease to continue. (Except on rare occassions the "mistakes" may be beneficial.)

    6. Re:DNA Aging, DNA Rejuvenating? by liverkill · · Score: 2, Informative
      'DNA Aging' is nothing more than progressive telomeric shortening which is counteracted in the germ line by the action of telomerase. In the case of dolly, when she was 2 her telomeres were observed to be 80% of the length of a 'normal' sheep of that age. Not a massive difference, and not something which satisfactoraly explains her early death.

      The most important thing to remember about the production of gametes is that they are produced by germ-line cells. Mutation is a way of life and an important evoloutionary mechanism, indeed, mutation is utilised during gamete formation (through events such as Unequal Sister Chromatid Exchange) to create a unique arrangement of genes. There is therefore no need or desire by the species to 'clean up' the dna from these muations.

      In fact the lack of a mechanism for dealing with convertion of a methylated Cytosine to Thyamine has been one of the key facts which has been used to detect genes in eukaryotes - CpG islands are found with all the major housekeeping genes and ~40% of the tissue specific genes.

      so in short, there is no 'clean up' (known) of the dna in the germ line, there is however a stabilisation of telomeric length (acheved through the action of telomerase) at the higher end of the 5-20kb range, which is now being rapidly charicterised.

  24. Time to die by ColGraff · · Score: 4, Funny

    Baa, baa, baa!

    TRANSLATION:

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Lab rats examined by laboratory technicians. I watched hay pour into my trough like a golden rain of food. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. Oh, and uh, it's painful to live in fear, isn't it?

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  25. Quit wasting time cloning! by ispepalocacoc · · Score: 2, Funny


    This may just be my opinion, but instead of wasting time cloning animals, scientists should be figuring out how to transplant brains into robotic bodies. Being able to live forever as a cyborg is far more important to me then having a clone of myself which will just grow old and pathetic.

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  26. Re:Oh boy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    President George Bush is visiting an elementary school and enters one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word, "tragedy." So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy." One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy." "No," says Bush, "that would be an ACCIDENT." A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not," explains Mr. President. "That's what we would call a GREAT LOSS." The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" Finally, way in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr.Bush and Mrs.Bush, were struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, by a terrorist like Osam bin Laden, that would be a tragedy." "Fantastic," exclaims Bush, "that's right. And can you tell me WHY that would be a TRAGEDY?" "Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly wouldn't be a great loss."

  27. No. by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 4, Funny
    Anti-cloning zealots are going to have a ball with this.

    No. They are going to have mint jelly with this.

  28. And nothing funnier than ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 2, Funny
    a parent having to bury a clown.

    A little song, a little dance
    A little seltzer down the pants!

  29. Re:OT by Bastian · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I agree that a lot of veggie groups are nuts. . .

    but I agree with the McDonald's lawsuit. I'm veggie, and think that McDonald's attempted to decieve vegetarian customers. McDonald's had changed their ingredients list for their friench fries so that any mention of animal products was replaced by 'natural flavors' while leaving the beef products in. A lot of vegetarians and people who don't eat beef for religious reasons were duped into thinking that McDonald's fries were now safe to eat.

    I think it's fair for McDonald's to be sensitive to such things.

  30. Re:Oh boy... by Milo+Fungus · · Score: 4, Informative

    Your telomere explanation was pretty good, except that telomeres aren't just any substance. They're DNA. The end of a chromosome has short repeating sequences of a few base pairs (ex: AATTAATT, etc.) which are not all replicated when a cell duplicates its genome and divides. This presumably acts as a molecular "clock" for the organism to keep track of its "age," but this is pretty controversial and unsubstantiated.

    Click here to read more about telomeres. (Why don't more people link to Wiki?)

    Even if this telomere function were well-established, it doesn't entirely explain the aging process. It seems that part of the process is due to oxidative damage caused by radical reactions in the mitochondria. But similar reactions happen in chloroplasts and some plants live for millenia!

    The exciting thing about biology is that you reach the frontiers of knowledge in the field during your first year of introductory undergraduate coursework. In math you reach the frontiers maybe by your fourth year or in grad school. For physics and chemistry, somewhere in between. Biology is full of unexplained phenomena. If you want to make a great fundamental discovery in one of the hard sciences, then become a biologist. So much is unknown!

  31. Incept Date by rwiedower · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Wait a minute...I'm an identical twin who is 24. Does this mean that I should look forward to Carousel soon? Or that I should start harvesting my clone's organ farm...?

  32. Re:Oh boy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you want to make a great fundamental discovery in one of the hard sciences, then become a biologist. So much is unknown!

    There are more chicks too.

  33. Re: Goodbye, Dolly by filmsmith · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hello, Obscurity!

  34. Re:Chops, no... by EricV314a · · Score: 3, Funny

    In the upper midwest they are referred to as "Montana Blondes"

  35. Re:Oh boy... by AeternitasXIII · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There is good reason those zealots will have a ball with this. Shortly after Dolly was born lots of individuals familiar with the science had already predicted she'd suffer from advanced and premature aging. This has been the primary reason why the scientific community has wanted to forestall human cloning, since even when we get the successful clones they'll have decades hacked off their lives and be prone to numerous diseases seen primarily in geriatrics.

    I fully support the use of cloning, both human and animal for whatever reasons, but only when we can first correct this very severe problem that exists in the process. The zealots, however, will use this legitimate ammo to get laws passed in a few years that will take decades, if not longer, to overturn. Thats why I oppose any mandatory bans on cloning research.

  36. Re:Chops, no... by Anonymous+DWord · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ahh, Scotland - where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous.

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  37. What about the problems with Genetic Engineering? by NigelJohnstone · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What about the risk with Genetic Engineering?

    A genetic engineer takes a gene sequence, millions of bases long, changes a few and observes the results.

    Imagine a hacker, taking a 10MB binary, disembling it by hand, randomly tinkering with a few bytes here and there, then looking for effects when they run it. Would you consider that app bug free?

    if anything the hacker has an advantage, we can't write a DNA person, but we can write a machine code program.

    Dolly's problems appeared in the first generation clone. But if no problems were observed after only a few generations of breeding from dolly it would have been declared safe.

    In nature though, the changes are slow and small and the testing much much longer, and even then whole species become extinct when some weakness become apparent.

    I reckon GE is a much bigger risk than cloning.

  38. Re:I hope... by TaoTeCheese · · Score: 2, Funny

    They can't. That would be a violation of the DMCA.

  39. Re:What speculation? by p3d0 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Ok, so as long as you're not doing any speculating, then how does regular reproduction work? Re-read everything you just wrote and imagine you're talking about normal sexual reproduction. From that point of view, it's simply 100% incorrect.

    Clearly there's more to genetics than you know.

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  40. Telomeres and their relation to mitosis by fernd1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ok, so every cell in your body goes through a process called mitosis. What Scientists have been doing so far is rip the nucleus out of a fertilized egg and replace it with the nucleus of a cell for the subject that is to be cloned. Well, as it may turn out, that cell has already gone the process of mitosis a number of times and each time its Telomeres(the end strands of DNA on a Chromosome) shorten. The funny thing is, all biological organisms have a way of repoducing already. In higher level organisms, such as mammals, this process is called meosis. Now every organism has number of chromosomes. Each chromosome comes with a homologous pair. When meosis takes place these pairs split in two. The thing about meosis is that we already know that the telomores are intact and don't cause premature aging. So instead of replacing the nucleus of a fertilized egg, why don't we take advantage of the process of meosis and with artifical insemination techinics, cause the subject to produce multiple eggs. The probobility that one set of the pair will end up in specific egg is 50:50. So if you have the subject produce multiple eggs, then it is quite likely that you will end up with an egg with one set of the pair and an egg with the other set. You take DNA from the egg with the other set, and you insert it into a sperm. Of course you would have to replicate it a number of times to have a successful insemination , but that wouldn't be anything we couldn't overcome with modern technology.

  41. Re:Oh boy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Telomeres are repeating sequences of non-protein-coding DNA at the end of a chromosome. Due to an inefficiency involoved in the replication of chromosomes, they become shorter and shorter with each cell division. Eventually, the telomere is depleted and parts of actual genes begin to be cut off. This explains death by old age.

    An interesting side note is that cancer cells do not undergo the shortening of telemeres unlike normal cells. As opposed to normal cells which have a finite lifetime, cancer cells are functionally immortal.

    A little off topic, but still somewhat interesting.

  42. Clarification (cont'd) by Brown+Eggs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The cells that produce the gametes are "immortalized" cells, constantly producing telomerase (see my Anonymous post a little further up regarding immortalized cells). Because of this, there offspring (the gametes) have the proper telomere length, minus maybe one generation's length. So the sexual reproduction iteself has really no bearing on it, though many of the early cells during development do express telomerase (otherwise you may have cells by the time that you get to your fingertips or other extremeties that are really old! :P) Hope this give a little more clarification on why old parents don't necessarily have "old" DNA in their gametes.

  43. Re:Oh boy... by drdrs · · Score: 2, Informative
    Yes, but if the rumors of premature aging are true, they may actually have some science to base their argument on. You see there's this very important substance called telomeres attached to the end of chromosomes. As cells divide, the telomere caps become shorter, and eventually the cells stop dividing and either malfunction or die. It stands to reason that, if you start off with an adult cell, you already have shortened telomeres and will therefore have a reduced lifespan. [Any biology experts should feel free to correct me.] Rather than terminate Dolly, I'd rather they have experimented with telomerase to see if they could rejuvinate her. Although, I guess that's a little on the unethical and cruel side.
    This is almost right but I just can't let it go without comment.

    Telomeres are not so much a substance as a sequence of base pairs located at the ends of chromosomes. They're important because the enzymes used to copy these chromosomes during cell divison can't quite go all the way to the end. In theory this means that there must be a maximum number of replications a cell can go thorugh before you start to loose important information off the end of the DNA molecule.

    Some people have speculated that this may be an important cause of aging but I've never seen completely convincing research to support this. Cells do have enzymes called telomerases which can reconstitute these terminal sequences but they do shorten with each generation of cells. The whole effect is complicated.

    As to using telemerase to treat Dolly - whatever the effect of telemeres is on aging, Dolly died of a "lung infection" so I don't think her chromosomes were directly to blame.

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  44. does anybody know if Dolly got laid in her life? by lingqi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's actually a pretty important question, if you think about it, not even on the "at least give the sheep what it might want" sort of way. few examples:

    * does cloned animals retain "normal" sexual apetite? (i.e. would a cloned panda be more, or possibly even less willing to fuck than the one's we've got right now?)

    * If dolly does suffer from premature aging, would her offspring suffer the same thing? how would the offspring from a cloned animal be compared to an offspring of the source animal? (with the same "father," let's say)

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  45. From What it Sounded Like on NPR by Greyfox · · Score: 3, Informative

    It wasn't that Dolly was a clone. Dolly was kept indoors with a bunch of other sheep (some clones, some not) and this virus was spreading in the whole population. It doesn't sound like the disease was directly related to her being a clone.

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  46. Re:Oh boy... by m1a1 · · Score: 2, Informative

    It is my understanding (which doesn't mean too much) that telomeres weren't so much a clock as a failsafe. When chromosomes replicate a little genetic information tends to be lost during this dividing process. Telomeres are "spare" genetic material at the ends of the chromosome, so they get cut off first. When the chromosomes in a certain cell have no telomere left, the cell cannot successfully divide.

  47. Re:Oh boy... by liverkill · · Score: 3, Informative
    Just a little point on cellular aging; i believe that the main link between 'aging' and telomeres in mamals is due to the link between the progressive shortening of telomeres and cell senesance.

    The telomeric shortening results in the 'Hayflic Limit' where mamalian cells in culture are observed to divide 50-80 times before killing themselfs, telomeric shortening is linked to this process, prehaps providing some sort of timer as to when to kill off the cell in order to prevent conditions such as cancer.

    While the telomere exists as a protection against genetic instability arising from CRISIS, I think that ascribing it a role in 'aging' is a bit of a jump. I am much more comfortable with the idea that Telomeres act to help prevent genetic instability due to the problems associated with replication of linear chromasones. While the Telomere acts as a 'molecualr clock' of sorts, it is only really concerned with the cells DNA, aging in other ways (such as progressive modifications in collagen with increased age) is nothing to do with Teleomers.

    As to the point on the aging process itself, i would argue that it is entirely independent of telomeric shortening, and that change in telomeric length is *just* a timer indicating the age of the cell/number of divisions to reach its current condition. The aging process is due to a large number of ancillary effects which have no relationship to the telomeres.

    And yes, biology (or in this case, not to nitpick, genetics) is one of the places where you find yourself with the cutting edge stuff very early on. Makes for really interesting study, if a bit annoying that no text book you can buy is up to date enough.

  48. oops by Sludge · · Score: 2, Funny

    Looks like someone left a bug in Dolly's overloaded operator=

  49. Re:What about the problems with Genetic Engineerin by the+gnat · · Score: 3, Informative

    Wrong for two reasons:

    1. Genetic engineering is not "random". A better comparison would be a hacker taking 10MB of source code to some random program and adding an email client. (hey, like Emacs!)

    2. The genetic code can handle quite a bit of "random" mutation. There are cases where it is extremely sensitive to mutation, such as sickle-cell leukemia (single poylmorphisim that causes hemoglobin to form chains), but there are "silent" mutations and even amino acid mutations that will have no effect.

  50. on reversing aging by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Informative

    Even if this telomere function were well-established, it doesn't entirely explain the aging process. It seems that part of the process is due to oxidative damage caused by radical reactions in the mitochondria. But similar reactions happen in chloroplasts and some plants live for millenia!

    Aging is a tough problem to solve. It appears that cell reproduction errors build up over the life-time of an organism. Many of the symptoms of aging are the slowing of metabolism to reduce the chances of mistakes. If an organism is tweaked to bypass this slowdown, then cancer and similar deseases will probably end you because errors occure more often when metabolism is turned up high.

    Thus, aging is a balance between a rock (slower metabolism) and a hard place (cancer).

    The closest analogy that comes to mind is the basketball season. If a team plays too hard mid-season, they may have too many injuries by the time the playoffs come. And, if they don't play hard enough, they won't make it to (win enough games for) the playoffs.

    Perhaps the best solution against human aging would be to slow the body's metabolism, but not the brain's. Modern living usually requires less physical exertion than our body is tuned for.