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Psychologist Consoles Data Loss Victims

(ok.whatever) writes "A former suicide prevention counselor is employed full-time by a data recovery firm to console its callers. The San Francisco Chronicle reports: 'When the company receives a call from someone who's clearly lost it -- which can happen several times an hour -- Chessin comes on the line to help the caller rediscover their happy place.' Good grief!"

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  1. Book ? by IanBevan · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can just see a whole new line of new age books in the self-help section of the local bookstore...

    From RAID to Radiant - How a broken striped array needn't end your life"

    LMAO
  2. My company needs... by mlh1996 · · Score: 5, Funny

    somebody like this, cause obviously my advice to "suck it up" ain't workin'

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    1. Re:My company needs... by $$$$$exyGal · · Score: 5, Funny
      Back in the dot-com days, companies were filled with free massages, free dry cleaning, ping pong tables, and even free beer, but never suicide counseling. Who would need it? Things were going so great, nobody needed it.

      As soon as the dot-com implosion started, everyone needed some suicide counseling, and yet noone could afford it, because of the free massages. Ironic?

      --sex

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  3. New Motto for the 21st century? by gad_zuki! · · Score: 4, Funny

    Time to replace "I'm Okay, You're Okay" with "Backup often and we'll all be Okay."

  4. What kind of a console..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    is a "phsychologist console" ?

    1. Re:What kind of a console..... by guile*fr · · Score: 5, Funny

      emacs

      M-x doctor

      I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time
      you are finished talking, type RET twice.

      disk crashed

      Why do you say disk crashed?

      because all my pr0n is gone

      Is it because all your pr0n is gone that you came to me?

      yes

  5. one caller states.... by tankdilla · · Score: 5, Funny

    "No I can't backup from this ledge. I'm going to JMP!"

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  6. data recovery failure == tragedy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    My porn! I lost all my porn!

  7. Definition? by spieters · · Score: 5, Funny

    How do they define "someone who's clearly lost it"?

    Hey, some freak's on the phone saying he's just switched from (insert favorite open source os) to Win2k server!! Here you take him!

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  8. Change a suicidal mind in less than half an hour? by devphil · · Score: 4, Informative


    From the article (which is pretty good, btw):

    With computer crises, though, this usually takes 10 or 15 minutes. With potential suicides, calls usually lasted twice as long.

    Only twice as long? For some reason I find that remarkable (obviously; I'm remarking on it). I would have thought that potential suicides would need much more help than that in the short-/immediate-term.

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  9. It's definitely a good idea by strider44 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Abuse can be dished out to lines like that very easily, and it's definitely a good idea to have a councellor there in case. It can be important data as well, maybe losing their job for it can make them fall into depression

    Also people who have "lost it" generally look to someone to talk to, and maybe a tech support guy can help?

    On the whole I can't see any bad coming from it!

  10. It does hurt! by Nazmun · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Just a year ago, i transferred all of my important data to a new IBM HD. I was pressed for space at the time so i deleted my old copies in the older. Within 2 months that hard drive died and took all of my precious data with it.

    5 years of my life, all GONE! It was quite depressing really. Since then i have vowed to never buy a IBM hd or any IBM products ever again (not because they'll fail again, but just because they killed my data!!!)

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    1. Re:It does hurt! by MikeFM · · Score: 4, Informative

      Absolutely right. Backups are easy. Just do it. :)

      Damn dude removable hdd drawers are like $7. A 120Gb hdd is about $100. With shipping and tax that is all of $120. Back shit up. Most people have like a shitty 40Gb drive and maybe a fraction of it is actually important. You can make a shit load of backups on a 120Gb drive. It doesn't hurt to back stuff up to third party servers over the Net either. A cron job will keep all your files save that way. :)

      If you're like me it's a little more work as you have lots of fairly unique data. This is where mirroring your systems works wonders. Keep an identical system in a secure (and different) location and just mirror all your data to it. A combination of the above mentioned method that won't kill you in ISP fees if you have 100's of gigs of data. :)

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    2. Re:It does hurt! by Enonu · · Score: 3, Funny

      I just completed my undergraduate degree with 10 megs zipped representing my academic coursework.

      I made a 700mb CD image full of the that same file repeated 70 times.

      I burned that image 10 times @ 2X on 48X Taiyo Yuden CDR media with verification on.

      I've given two CDs to four different friends for safe keeping.

      The probability of me losing that data is probably lower than time reversing itself to the point where I decided to back it up, and then reversing that decision.

      It's not entirely IBMs fault you lost your data. Backup often.

    3. Re:It does hurt! by packeteer · · Score: 4, Informative

      - All CD backups kept forever ...Not true at all

      Most Cheap cd's will last a decade and still be ok but i wouldn't count on them for much longer. CD's that use Cyanine dye should last about 50 years but cheap manufacturing will cause them to die out quicker. CD's using Phythalocyanine dye will last up to 100 years but are more expensive. When you are buying the quality discs you also are less likely to have defects create problems.

      If you use some types of ink in pens or permanent markers to label your backups they can soak through the top coating into the data area and corrupt them. If you backup with cd's use cd safe markers.

      Also cd's fall apart over time. They peel and fall apart. They stretch and strain. If you want them to last keep them in a constant temperature safe place. Change in temp. causes the plastic to expand and contract which makes it brittle and eventually crack.

      If you are willing to pay a bit extra for the good cd's its worth it. I have had cd's with minimal use not work after a few years but it feels great to pull out a 10 year old cd and find that it works better than many new burned cd's do.

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    4. Re:It does hurt! by DJPenguin · · Score: 3, Funny

      Just call it something juicy, put it on kazaa... instant distributed backup!

    5. Re:It does hurt! by ortholattice · · Score: 3, Insightful
      My data indicates that the lifetime of a CD is drastically shorter if at any point they are exposed to kids. Even if you train kids to handle them properly, CDs still get corrupted inexplicably by imaginary playmates and fairies.

      When switching to a new computer I observed that only about half of my son's old games could be installed. Some of these seemed to be corrupted data problems, so I tried to make fresh copies - only about 30% could be copied. A resurfacing kit helped only a few a them. I finally pinned down the problem: miniscule, barely visible scratches on the TOP of the CD. CDs seem to be relatively immune to bottom scratches, but scratches on the label are fatal - even the tiniest, if it penetrates the ink at all, will permanently destroy the data with no possible recovery.

      Our new policy of course is to copy any CD as soon as purchased and safely store away the original. That is, IF they can be copied - the new copy protection stuff worries me. And how about DVDs, and in particular XBox DVDs? Am I supposed to put a child-lock on the XBox and constantly be interrupted when he wants to switch CDs?

  11. At least by CounterZer0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    She's hot :)

    1. Re:At least by strider44 · · Score: 5, Funny

      At least She's hot :)

      And I'm sure that'll comfort the caller immensly on the other side of the line!

    2. Re:At least by pcbob · · Score: 5, Funny

      You made me click on the link, you bastard!

    3. Re:At least by $$$$$exyGal · · Score: 3, Funny
      Here's her picture, you can decide for yourself. She is what I would call an everyday hottie, as opposed to a "posing" hottie.

      --sex

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    4. Re:At least by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 4, Funny

      Caller: "Uh, hello? Dr. Chessin? I'm, uh, having another crisis, and I'd like to, uh, talk to you again?"

      Dr. Chessin: "What? Is this Neal? This is the 8th time your harddrive has crashed this week. Are you SURE this time?"

      Neal, blushing: "Well, gosh yes." *sighs* "It crashed again, and I just don't know what to do about it..." *remembers this is a CRISIS counselor* "... AND I'M REALLY UPSET DAMMIT, I WANNA TALK! I WANNA TALK NOW!!! I don't know what to dooooo!!!" *fake crying noises*

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    5. Re:At least by blastedtokyo · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sounds like your judgment has been ruined by one too many cases of data loss.

  12. *shrug* by strider44 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When they see the bill for being on the line of tech support getting councilled for an hour after "clearly losing it", they'd definitely crack!

  13. ext2fs - e2extract to the rescue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Ok, so say someone rm's your box or something, and you lose all your files. Unless they were *wiped*, you better get yourself over to http://dreamscape.org/toolkit/ and figure out how to use stat_inodes, parse_directory_inode, and finally the recovery tool 'e2extract' once you have compiled a map.

    I lost 8 years of work and brought it back from the abyss.

    Relax, everything is going to be OK.

  14. Re:Change a suicidal mind in less than half an hou by $$$$$exyGal · · Score: 4, Funny
    From your signature:

    You cannot apply a technological solution to a sociological problem. (Edwards' Law)

    In this particular case, the signature should say:

    You can apply a sociological solution (suicide counseling) to a technical problem (hard drive crash). ;-)

    --sex

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  15. ELIZA does the trick by Bueller_007 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pfff...They could have just used Eliza and saved themselves some dough:
    http://manifestation.com.h.sabren.com/neur otoys/el iza.php3

    > Hello, I am Eliza.
    * hi. i lost all of my data
    > How are you today.. What would you like to discuss?
    * i lost all of my data
    > That is quite interesting.
    * no shit
    > Why not?
    * you make little sense
    > You're not really talking about me, are you?
    * I would imagine. Your company screwed me over. I lost all of my pr0n
    > Why are you concerned about my company screwed you over. you lost all of your pr0n?
    * yes. it is all gone. i might as well jump into a sewer
    > I see.
    * you are no help at all
    > Does it please you to believe I am no help at all?
    * i am going to sue you
    > Do you enjoy being going to sue me?
    * yes. goodbye.

  16. Acceptance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Good grief!

    Yes, your grief is good. You've made an important step here, a key realisation to taking that grief and harnessing it on the road to recovery.

    I'd like to step up our sessions and tackle that guilt over dupe postings you mentioned last week.

    I can see that we're making real progress here.

    Liza E. Pooter

  17. A Big Impact by pgrote · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Everyone knows the old rule of backup, but sometimes you lose that data. Through too many hard drive switches, unexpected upgrades or whatever.

    A friend of mine was storing a PBX generated WAV file his mother's voice. It was one of the last times she called his office before she died. During an upgrade the file was lost. The guy just fell to pieces. That WAV file was an emotional security blanket for him ... a way to remember his mother.

    There are jokes about losing porn or MP3s files on this topic, but think about it. How much of your life is in the bits and bytes on your server(s). Maybe it's the pics of your graduation. Maybe it's the thesis you struggled to complete. Maybe it's the love note from your future spouse after you first met.

    You're keeping the data for an emotional reason. It makes sense that when you lose that data you're going to be affected.

    1. Re:A Big Impact by redneck_kiwi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What I don't understand is why is it that suddenly, any "bad" thing and out come the "grief counselors". What happened to us as a society that we suddenly cannot cope with bad things happening without having a counselor to talk with? Back in my younger years, we dealt with it!

  18. You've still got 2 files left... .cshrc and .login by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    BOFH Episode 6

    It's friday, so I get into work early, before lunch even. The phone rings. Shit!
    I turn the page on the excuse sheet. "SOLAR FLARES" stares out at me. I'd better read up on that. Two minutes later I'm ready to answer the phone.
    "Hello?" I say.
    "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET YOU ALL MORNING?!"
    I hate it when they shout at me early in the morning. It always puts me in a bad mood. You know what I mean.
    "Ah, yes. Well, there's been some solar activity this morning, it always disrupts electronics..." I say, sweet as a sugar pie.
    "Huh? But I could get through to my friends?!"
    "Yes, that's entirely possible, solar activity is very unpredictable in it's effects. Why last week, we had some files just dissappear from a guys account while he was working on it!"
    "Really?"
    "Straight Up! Hey, do you want me to check your account?"
    "Yes please, I've got some important stuff in there!"
    "Ok, what's your username..."
    He tells me. Honestly, it's like shooting a fish in a barrel. Twice. With an Elephant Gun. At point blank range. In the head.
    (Do I really need to tell you the clicky clicky bit?.. I think not)
    "How many files are in your account?" I ask
    "Um, well there should be about 20 in my thesis writeup, 10 or so with the data for it, and another 20 or so in a book that I'm writing"
    "Hmmm. Well, I think we caught it just in time. You've still got 2 files left... .cshrc and .login"
    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaggggggggghhhh !"
    He sobs into the receiver a bit - it really turns my stomach.
    "What can I do?" he sniffs
    "Ok, do you have any of your stuff backed up on floppy?"
    "Some, but it's weeks old!"
    I fire up the bulk eraser.
    "Ok" I say "How about I come out and load all that data onto your account pronto so you can get some work done?"
    "That'd be great, but it's all at home" he wimpers. "I spose I'll just load it all in myself tonight"
    "Sure. But remember what I said, solar flares are bad for disks and machines. Protect your disks from solar activity to prevent them losing their data"
    "How do I do that? Wrap them in tin-foil?"
    "NO! TIN FOIL'S THE WORST THING! YOU KNOW WHAT TIN FOIL DOES IN A MICROWAVE DON'T YOU?!"
    "Yes.."
    "Then don't use it. There's only one thing that protects disks from solar activity.."
    "What's that?"
    "MAGNETS! Wrap your disks up in a pillow case with lots of magnets - Solar Flares hate that"
    "Wow! Thanks"
    "No worries at all..."
    Shit I'm good!

  19. Re:Always back up ya porn is the trick here by rampant+mac · · Score: 3, Funny
    "You mean you actually save pr0n locally to a hard drive? I haven't saved pr0n on my computer since 1994"

    He's right, of course.

    At work, save it to the bosses shared drive.

    At home, save it to your significant others' hard drive.

    "I never knew you were SO kinky!" -- Easy way to respark the relationship.

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  20. Computerization of our personal lives by Lythic · · Score: 4, Insightful
    As more and more information becomes purely digital, data loss is going to be increasingly disastrous in people's lives. A computer crash could erase several years of scientific research data, the letters you treasure from late family members, all of your personal phone and e-mail contacts, top this off by the stress and frustration, and you can have a major disaster. Sure, you can blame them for not backing up, but there's very few of us who haven't suffered a similar accident.

    If you've ever seen someone lose a term paper, multiply that intensity by several times and you can understand how suddenly a tech support person needs to switch to being a counselor, and since many can't do both jobs, it's really good to have someone else on hand. A suicide counselor may be a bit of overkill, but having someone trained at handling very upset and stressed individuals is a really good idea. This is the wave of the future.....

  21. Re:Change a suicidal mind in less than half an hou by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There is a fair amount of writing on this subject on the net, which you can find if you google about a bit. Suicidal intent is a crisis, and crises pass quickly (one way or another). As someone who once stood on the wrong side of the safety railing I can say anecdotally that half an hour is just enough time to change your mind (and in my case, keep it that way).

    The study of suicide really marks the beginning of empirical sociology and even psychology (Durkheim). Check it out, it's pretty cool.

  22. Re:The world is full of idiots by forkboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    People who lose mp3s and photos aren't generally the type to send their systems to a data recovery center. Do you have any idea what those places cost? No, there's a good reason for having a counselor type there....the kind of people that send their hard drives to them are the kind that are DESPERATE to recover their data for whatever reason...and they could probably use the help.

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  23. Sometimes, if you wait long enough... by BlueUnderwear · · Score: 4, Interesting
    ... the hard drive just magically comes back to life.

    Last year, bought a Seagate drive (yes I know....), copied all my stuff to the new drive, and reclaimed the old one for other stuff. And indeed, 3 month after having it, my brand new Seagate died on me. Of course I had no backup (yes I know...). I was shattered.

    Tried contacting data recovery services. However, not only were they rather expensive, but also they did not guarantee confidentiality (in their customer agreement, they reserved themselves the right to make "good" use of the data if they stumbled across sth interesing...). Well, there were some pretty personal data on the disk (in 12 years, you do accumulate stuff), so this did make me somewhat uneasy.

    Finally, a friend of mine told me that just letting the drive rest for a couple of week may bring it back. So, I just put it away, waited 4 weeks, reconnected it, and presto! everything was back! Sometimes lady luck is your friend! Of course, first thing I did was copy everything over to my new brand new raid array of Maxtors: You never know when it will fail again.

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  24. Nonsense. Science says repress it! by blastedtokyo · · Score: 3, Funny
    People lose data all the time. It's not fashionable to get hammered afterwards like it is when you lose a relationship.

    But it's definately healthier to suck it up according to this New York Times piece.

    So if you're pouting about losing data, you're probably going to be worse off soon :)

  25. Backup? Who wants backup? by mseeger · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Hi,

    nobody is interested in backups. What everyone wants are restores. There is a fine but crucial distinction between both terms. If you don't see it, continue backing up your data on the same DAT tape you've been using for years ;-). I think the counselor can tell a lot about people who did frequent backups and now had to do their first restore.

    Yours, Martin

  26. Get a suicidal mind off the phone in less than hal by BlueUnderwear · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Also bear in mind that, according to the article, the "candidates" usually don't call back, for one reason or another. Which means that the counseling hotline doesn't actually know whether they were successful or not...

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  27. Its tough... by powerlinekid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What do you say to someone who kept all of the 25 slide powerpoint presentation, that they've been working on for a month and is due to tommow, on a floppy disk that goes bad? It sucks. You want to say:
    "You're an idiot. Why the hell didn't you back it up?
    But what really comes out:
    "I'm very sorry, floppys are so horrible. If you look at them funny they stop woring. Make sure to email files to yourself. Again, I'm sorry".

    I work tech support at a state school and I can't even count the number of students who have started crying. Its gone down in recent years because our admins finally decided to backup/autosave all Microsoft Word (which is one ofthe problems to begin with) documents on every public computer at the school (which is quite a lot) on a file server. That way if the student is in a lab for a few hours and gets a "Word has experienced a problem, your file will be lost" message they can come to the help desk and we can recover whatever was saved. Its really a life saver sometimes (students tend to do stupid stuff when they lose their big paper).

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  28. Good for tech support.. by xchino · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think this is a very good thing for tech support in general. I remember working tech-support for dell when I was 16. My second day I had a lady call in who's HDD had crashed and she lost basically her life's work. It should have been a simple diagnosis, her system was still warrantied, she'd get a new HDD the next day.

    She was freaking out though, crying so loud between words I couldn't hardly make out anything she said. She was having spasmatic asthma attacks from crying so hard. She was crying out to God to please help her and not let this happen. This was truly a woman at the depths of despair.

    And I a novice 16 year old geek on the other end, completely unprepared to handle anything like this. I was trying so hard to console her I couldn't even do a proper diagnosis. I ran to get my boss, who talked to her for a minute before he went to get a lady who used to be a school counselor.

    She talked her down enough to get some sensible information from her, and we were able to diagnose her problem instantly.

    She had left a non-bootable disk in the floppy drive.

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  29. Lost dissertations by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 3, Interesting
    At one student job, we used to do some data recovery on the side. I used to encourage people to keep at least one back up even for small things. Many protested against the need for a backup, often countering with, "no need, I've used this disk [in my front pocket|loose in my backpack|in my sandwich bag] nearly every day for three years and it has never lost a file"

    We used to get lots of people who lost papers, short assignments and occasionally a term paper or article. We even recovered a few theses. However, we never encountered someone that lost a dissertation. I always figured that those that did, just jumped of a roof or something.

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    1. Re:Lost dissertations by jburroug · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I used to get cases like that all the time when I was working in the labs at my Uni many moons ago. Most of the time it was just undergrads losing some generic paper but one time I had a guy who lost a month's worth of work on his Masters thesis that was stored on the floppy he'd had since he was an undergrad... He handled it surprisingly well. When he first came into my office (the lab in the library actually had an office for the support dweeb, cool huh? That's the only time I've ever had an office at any job...) he was all pale looking and panicy when he explained what happened and what was on the disk. I calmly took the disk and told him to sit down and I'd see what I could do. The disk was toast of course all his data was gone. He sorta got this blank shell-shocked look on his face and just wandered out of the lab.

      I also had one girl come in who broke down and started sobbing uncontrollably when I told her her disk was a goner. She just started balling and didn't stop for five or ten minutes I had to shut the office door and try to comfort her (I was all of 18 at the time and had virtually no experience dealing with girls at all, much less crying ones) I had to stand there while she held on to me and cried for a bit. Sadly at this point I was still too much of an awkward geek-boy to take advantage of this opportunity, I probably could've gotten at least a date that weekend if I'd asked.

      The absolute worst data-loss reaction in the labs I ever saw was also one I exacerbated by not reacting well. This older guy (40's) was having problems saving his paper to his disk and came into the office and asked for my help. I grabbed a new floppy from my desk and went out to help him get it saved to the new disk. At the time our lab had a mix of macs and pc's. I don't remember the model but one particular series of powermac at the time ('96) had it's power button right where the floppy eject button is on a PC. When we got to the machine this dude was working on I asked him to eject his disk and before I could stop him he hit the power button and of course lost everything he'd done that day! I made the mistake of laughing when he did this. I caught myself quickly but it was too late he'd heard and was PISSED. He started screaming and ranting about computers, the Uni in general, me, Macs etc... Then demmanded that I get his disk out of the fucking computer for him, which I did, and as soon as I gave it to him he crushed it in hand and threw it against the wall and stormed out.

      On the whole I liked the crying girl the best :)

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      "Listen: We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different!" - Kurt Vonnegut
  30. Re:Change a suicidal mind in less than half an hou by octalgirl · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You can apply a sociological solution (suicide counseling) to a technical problem (hard drive crash).

    Well actually, yes! I'm sure a lot of here have noticed, that when we get people over their fear of technology, their fear of being stupid or breaking it, it is much easier to train/teach them. I have always said, for all I do in tech, that what I do best is hold hands. Let's think about it - if you are in any type of help/admin/trouble/design - when someone calls you they are already in distress. They may have spent who knows how long, so afraid of looking stupid, trying to fix it themselves, making things worse. I have watched grown men pull their hair out, and have had women hug me and cry on my shoulder (real tears!), because they had worked hard all week and lost it all. Before I can do anything for them, I need to calm them down. Sometimes I make them take a break, not to worry, I'll do the best I can - I sound like a doctor half the time. When I train others, I always pass this on - which to me is a most important step. I make a lot friends too, and good word always makes it to the top.

    I know others who take a different, very condensending approach, and they really piss me off. But they become hated by those that dared ask for help. And as arrogant as they are, as they look down at the 'fools who broke something' they don't even realize that they make themselves look bad, like they are the ones who really don't know what they are doing.

  31. Is she a Freudian Psychologist? by walkern · · Score: 4, Funny

    Tell me about your Motherboard...

  32. Efficiency by metamatic · · Score: 4, Funny

    It suddenly occurs to me that suicide hotlines are the example I will use when I next have to explain to someone the sheer asinine stupidity of judging tech support staff based on call length metrics.

    "Hello, Dogbert's suicide hotline."

    "I don't think I can go on... I want to end--"

    "Shut up and kill yourself already."

    *click*

    No callback, 20 second call time... I'm gonna be getting a bonus!

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    GCHQ Quantum Insert installed. If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak
  33. He probably should have talked to... by Scratch-O-Matic · · Score: 3, Funny

    this guy.

    Listen to the whole thing...it goes critical at 20.3 seconds.

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  34. What would Jesus do? by christopherfinke · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better at using the computer. They had been really going at the bickering.

    Finally, God said, "Cool it!! I am going to set up a test which will take two hours and it will judge who does the better job."

    So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

    They moused.

    They did spreadsheets.

    They wrote reports.

    They sent faxes.

    They sent e-mail.

    They sent out e-mail with attachments.

    They downloaded.

    They made cards.

    They did every known job.

    Suddenly... without warning...ten minutes before the time was up, lightning flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured, and of course, the electricity went off.

    Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
    Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers.

    Satan started searching frantically screaming, "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"

    Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all his files from the past two hours.

    Satan observed this and became even more irate. "Wait! This isn't fair, Jesus cheated! How did he do it??!!"

    God shrugged and said, "Jesus Saves."