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Slashdot Subscribers Now See The Future

We're pleased to announce the newest reason for you to subscribe to Slashdot. Besides the ability to suppress banner ads, limit journal postings to friends, and a few plums, Subscribers now see stories posted on Slashdot from The Mysterious Future! These stories are recognizable by the red title bar, and the lack of a time stamp. Subscribers will be able to beat the rush and read the links before everyone else. You can hit the link below and I'll explain exactly what this means. If this appeals to you, you could read the subscriber FAQ or just go subscribe. First off, this feature doesn't change anything for non-subscribers. All Slashdot stories are put into the story queue before you see them. The time stamps on these stories vary tremendously. Sometimes the story is posted days in advance (like, say, a Book Review or an Ask Slashdot where time isn't critical and we post a set number a week) Other stories are "Breaking News" and are posted just seconds before they go live. But most stories are posted 20-30 minutes before they go live. This time window gives other authors a chance to take a look at them. To fix spelling, to check for dupes (HAH!) or even to reject the story outright!

So while subscribers won't see news posted at the last minute before everyone else, most of our stories will be available to them 10-20 minutes before everyone else. This means they can click through and beat the Slashdot Effect.

Another possible feature addition that we're discussing is to allow subscribers to post during this window. We haven't decided if that's a good idea or not. Since subscribers are still subject to all the same restrictions as anyone else in the forums, they could still be moderated into oblivion if they were jerks about it so it's probably not subject to all that much abuse, but this is still something we're only considering. Feel free to discuss it in this forum, or to contact me with opinions.

A couple of notes here:

  • Subscribers have a variable on their subscriptions preference page that tells us how many banner ads they wish to "Spend" per day. This number must be at least 10 for you to be eligible to see the Mysterious Future plum. This means that your $5 subscription will last 100 days- or, $15-20 a year.
  • You also need to hit the checkbox to disable ads on the Index. Once you hit your Max Pages for the day, you will see ads again, but you will also be eligible for the plum.
  • These notes will be clarified on both the subscriptions page and in the FAQ very soon. Your feedback will help us decide how best to explain this since it's not exactly black & white here. Give us a couple weeks and it should all be blazingly obvious from the documentation how everything works.

In closing, this is a new feature and we appreciate all your feedback, both good and bad. We decided to implement this after tons of feedback from you, and we're really excited about it. This is a really great incentive for users to subscribe, but it also can give subscribers a chance to alert us in advance if stories have mistakes in them. We'll likely be expanding this sort of functionality in the future.

Now please go subscribe and help support Slashdot!

Update To clarify the timing. Right now the mysterious future is set to 20 minutes. That number is not a promise tho, since a story posted 11 minutes before "Air time" would be seen slighter later. A story posted 30 minutes in advance will be visible 20 minutes early.

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  1. Hah! First! by sulli · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is that a Subscriber Benefit too?

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  2. But... by Rudy+Rodarte · · Score: 5, Funny

    doesnt /. want to be free??
    ;)

    1. Re:But... by bellings · · Score: 5, Funny

      doesnt /. want to be free??

      No. Only information wants to be free. Slashdot has managed to avoid that for a looong time.

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    2. Re:But... by Soko · · Score: 4, Funny

      Tell that to the recipents of the /. effect, why don't you.

      Soko

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    3. Re:But... by nomadic · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yep, that army of proofreaders and fact checkers that they've hired must be expensive.

    4. Re:But... by H.G.+Pennypacker · · Score: 2, Funny
      Publicity also tends to be expensive... the slashdot effect certainly generates a lot of that, too.
      The funny part is that traditionally people pay to reach their audience, but on the internet, you pay when your audience reaches you. I guess this is one case where the Soviet Russia type inversion actually produces the correct answer. Maybe the internet *is* just like Soviet Russia?
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  3. WOW! by gpinzone · · Score: 5, Funny

    No only do you stop getting ads that even the most brain dead ad-blocker could have gotten rid of for free, you also get to be Taco's personal dupe checker! I can't wait to send my money in!

    1. Re:WOW! by bsharitt · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd almost forgotten about the banner ads, I have't seen one in a while.

  4. Future Messages? by agrounds · · Score: 4, Funny

    So, since I'm a subscriber, am I actually typing this in the future as well since the title bar is green? It's really red, but I am seeing it green, thus I must be operating in the future! Jeez, and I though Babylon 5 was confusing!

    1. Re:Future Messages? by AlphaGeekOne · · Score: 3, Funny

      Purple title bars! We want PURPLE title bars!

  5. Old news... by ZenHarbinger · · Score: 5, Funny

    I knew about this yesterday.

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  6. Slashdot does metaphysics! by djkitsch · · Score: 1, Funny

    Ah, so does that mean we're not seeing dupes, we're seeing posts from parallel universes? We can't complain about them, otherwise our parallel selves won't be able to read /.!

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  7. Hey we're all friends here by ellem · · Score: 2, Funny

    You need 40 bucks? Will that hold you until payday?

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  8. seeing the future of slashdottings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    So this means a site could be slashdotted before the future reaches us?

  9. But... by fuchsiawonder · · Score: 4, Funny

    I already see all of Slashdots news in the future!

    ...Wait...never mind. My system clock is running slow.

  10. So compelling!!! by ThinWhiteDuke · · Score: 5, Funny

    OSDN outsources slashdot editing to its subscribers base. These happy few will have the privilege of beta testing dupes, broken links and poor spelling and grammar. They will also be the sole beneficiaries of the prestigious first post award as well as the (somewhat less prestigious) AYBABTU, ISR and Beowulf Cluster awards.

    Must find my credit card, quick!

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  11. Doubt it by Salden · · Score: 4, Funny

    There's only like 10 subscribers abd they are all CmdrTaco's family.

  12. Wait a second! by Demon-Xanth · · Score: 2, Funny

    You have to PAY to get "First Post" now?! What is this place coming to? SELLOUT!

    (as promised)

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  13. Ummm... by Tal+Cohen · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't red/green the most common form of color blindness?

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    1. Re:Ummm... by Xaoswolf · · Score: 4, Funny
      Tell me about it.

      My only tech problem used to be trying to crimp patch cables, now I have to worry about reading slashdot right.

    2. Re:Ummm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Thank you. I, too, and r/g colorblind. I'm sick of people pointing to a red or green object, and saying, "Is this invisible to you???"

      I should hit the next person who does it with an invisible green hammer.

  14. Re:Hmmmm by i.r.id10t · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, but we will be able to rate b00bies at +5, Interesting.

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  15. Re:Hah! First! by staplin · · Score: 5, Funny

    There'd just be 2 varieties of first posts...

    FPP: First Paid Post!

    and

    FUP: First Unpaid Post!

    All it takes is a few trolls with some available cash...

  16. Rich people can afford things shocker! by PhilHibbs · · Score: 2, Funny

    It was discovered today by our intrepid reporter adamruck that people that have lots of money can afford things that people that don't have lots of money can't! This, he reported, represented "some sort of ethical problem". We must be able to find a better social system than this, surely!

    1. Re:Rich people can afford things shocker! by Xaoswolf · · Score: 1, Funny

      Come on, Communism has only killed 100 million people in the last hundred years, why not give it another chance?

  17. Beta version by carlos_benj · · Score: 3, Funny

    I must have stumbled onto the Beta version because I see stories all the time and then, wow! a couple days later I see the same story.

    You don't know how relieved I am since I just thought something had changed in the Matrix and they were onto me, y'know....

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  18. A sneak preview at Denial Of Service attacks. by fmaxwell · · Score: 4, Funny

    This means they can click through and beat the Slashdot Effect.

    Something is wrong when a subscription incentive is to see a site before Slashdot launches a distributed denial of service attack against it: That's right, subscribers, click on the link now because we are about to DDoS the site!

  19. Re:unfair by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1, Funny

    it seems to me that for a news orginization that promotes open source, there would be some sort of mentality that information should be free, to everyone, at the same same time, in the same context, etc.

    I can see how you might think that, but it's not true. In point of fact, the average Slashdot user believes that only other people's information (or music, or movies, or software, or news stories) should be free.

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  20. Re:Hmmmm by weave · · Score: 4, Funny
    Think of the possibilities for a boobies topic icon, given that slashdot's topic icons are like 70x70 instead of the 70x27 on fark.

    Think of it, http://boobies.slashdot.org/

  21. Corrupting the time line by dfn5 · · Score: 4, Funny

    If people can read articles from the future it will inevitably corrupt the time line and will spell certain doom for everyone. Resist the urge. Don't do it.

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  22. BSD section? by leviramsey · · Score: 4, Funny

    The BSD section is already red. How would stories from the future be posted to the BSD section?

    I can see the replies already to this post: "*BSD is dying; it has no future!"

  23. Re:Hah! First! by JPriest · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now all we need is some photoshop contests and Slashdot could be fark for techies or Linux advocates.

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  24. Re:/. effect? (Market opportunity) by vano2001 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder if slashdot themselves offered this service, wouldn't it be coercion? As in "you will be slashdotted if we post our story - which we are going to post - so either pay up or adios!" ... hehe

  25. Re:Awesome by RackinFrackin · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've personally got my prefs set at +3 just to weed out the silly stuff.

    That's a silly thing to say in a comment with a score less than 3. I guess it's working. :)

  26. New DDoS Alert Service Unveiled Today by NFW · · Score: 4, Funny
    FREMONT, CA - March 6 2003 - Slashdot, the world's largest nerd news network, announced a new distributed denial of service attack warning service for web site operators around the world. "For years now we've noticed that web sites tend to go down in flames after we direct our hordes or readers to them," said founder CmdrTaco. "And since we're having a difficult time pulling in revenue, it only seemed natural to charge for advance notice of our DDoS attacks."

    Web site operators worldwide are encouraged to sign up for advance notice of port-80 DDoS attacks. "If you see it coming," said co-founder Hemos, "at least you have a chance to take down your web site before your ISP prepares a gigantic bill for that web site you put up to show your friends what you've been doing with your Lego kits."

    Slashdot is a subsidiary of OSDN is a subsidiary of VA Software Corporation.

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  27. Re:Reasons for not subscribing. by EllF · · Score: 4, Funny

    Taco, man, you're confused. Rusty handles news from the trenches -- you're supposed to be giving us stuff that matters! ;)

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  28. Re:/. effect? by CmdrTaco · · Score: 5, Funny

    According to our logs... 10s of thousands of readers ;)

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  29. netsaint plugin by farnsworth · · Score: 3, Funny

    So who's going to write the netsaint plugin that detects "future story" http referers and preemptively pages the fire department so they arrive just as your webserver/db bursts into flames?

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  30. So does this mean... by manduwok · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...that Slashdot subscribers will be able to see repeat posts from The Mysterious Future as well?

  31. Re:/. effect? (Market opportunity) by Archfeld · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just do like we do for the general user community ...Slashdot.org is blocked. After being mentioned and slashdotted, then our employees discovering the place it was the only thing we could besides fire them :) Luckily I manage firewalls and proxy servers :)

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  32. Re:Reasons for not subscribing. by dze · · Score: 2, Funny
    Its down and dirty. It has typos...

    Never a truer word was written...

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  33. Wait wait wait!! by OrbNobz · · Score: 2, Funny

    ....I'm getting a "future message"....
    t-h-i-s.....w-i-l-l....n-e-v-e-r.... w-o-r-k....

    - OrbNobz
    Yours legs are stupid. - Zim

  34. OT: Ebay sale by cdrudge · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hm...just wondering. I wonder want a UID of 1 would go for on EBay...

  35. Future Crime Department by Paranoid+Cheese+Sand · · Score: 2, Funny
    If subscribers will be able to see articles before anyone else, they should be able to pre-emptively mod down habitual trolls and "First Post!!!!!111111one"ers.

    Your Karma has gone down 2 level(s) for the future posting of goatse.cx links

  36. If /. Really Wants More Paid Subs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...what you ought to do is bring back Jon Katz -- but only for non-paid subscribers. And anon lusers.

  37. Uh-Oh by tunabomber · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Hey, I'm calling about your impending doom... I have a way out. Deny my offer, and suffer..."

    Oh wait... You're talking about a slashdotting... At first you sounded like a Microsoft rep warning me that Win2K won't be officially supported anymore and I'll have to migrate the entire IT department to XP.

    Whew. (for now)

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    1. Re:Uh-Oh by allism · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh, c'mon, this isn't funny at all! This is exactly what MS is doing to my company and its DOS software! Where is the '+1, Tragic' modifier?

  38. Sounds like a scene from a Keannu Reaves movie... by artemis67 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Commercial sites would love this. Academic/government ones probably wouldn't care as much. You could sell them a contract with an existing CDN (Akamai, Mirror-Image, etc.) or build out your own special purpose service, just to handle slashdot-like effects.

    I can imagine the phone conversation now:

    Unsuspecting Web Host: Um, hello?
    Commercial Web Mirror: Dude... you've got 30 minutes until 1 million angry Slashdotters pummel your server into a pile of slag... What do you do?
    Unsuspecting Web Host: [click]

  39. New meme by blair1q · · Score: 3, Funny

    TotalFarkingSlashdotted

    adj., describes the state of having your webserver grind to a halt four times in a day as the Total Farkers, then the Farkers, then the Total Slashdotters, then the Slashdotters, are thrown a link to one of your webpages.

  40. Additional Subscriber feature.... by MBraynard · · Score: 2, Funny

    How about an auto +2 moderation on all posts?

  41. Uh oh.. by BlackjackGuy · · Score: 2, Funny
    Taco: We decided to implement this after tons of feedback from you, and we're really excited about it.

    Doesn't this suspiciously sound like Micro$oft-speak? For example, when Gates says something ridiculous like "We're implementing DRM and palladium because that's what our customers want."

    I guess if you can't beat 'em, join 'em, right Taco? :)

  42. Wow, $15-20 / year... by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...to see duplicate articles before everyone else. :-D

    I guess that's why the future is "mysterious".

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  43. Re:Hah! First! by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 5, Funny
    Nope. You can't post a comment until the story goes "live." I checked.

    I see. So if the subscribers were allowed to post early then we'd start off with a higher quality of posts, instead of those from people who don't read the article. Except for you, of course.

  44. Re:Circumvention? by CaptainAx · · Score: 3, Funny

    You could but Slashdot might invoke the DMCA on you!

  45. New /. motto by Compact+Dick · · Score: 3, Funny


    Slashdot: bringing you the news, before it happens.