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Tech Jobs Projected to Double by 2010

netbsd_fan writes "Today's Chicago Tribune has an article that claims that the number of coding jobs will double by 2010, and computer support jobs aren't far behind. It's hard to believe since I just laid off our last two Win32 guys Friday. Could this be a turning point in the labor market?"

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  1. First post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I'm unemployed so getting first post wasn't that hard.

  2. By 2010???!?! by RoC+MasterMind · · Score: 4, Funny

    But I need a job now!!!

    1. Re:By 2010???!?! by k-0s · · Score: 1, Funny
      I'm AT work, you insensative clod.


      You hiring?
  3. Good news? by Feztaa · · Score: 5, Funny

    Double of nothing is still nothing. Sorry.

  4. Great... by bsharitt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Great this after I just changed my major away from computer engineering.

  5. Indians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    In other news, the population of Indians and Chinese living in the U.S. is expected to double by 2010.

    Hmmmmm....

    1. Re:Indians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm moving to pakistan and becoming a taxi cab driver. Then there will be balence to the universe.

  6. Some math by buyo-kun · · Score: 5, Funny

    More Coders = More Bugs More Bugs = More Tech Support Guys More Tech Support Guys = More Confused People More Confused People = More Montiors with fist sized holes in them

  7. Wow by typedef · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hope that I have enough Top Ramen to last until then.

    1. Re:Wow by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      I hope that I have enough Top Ramen to last until then.

      I already went thru all my top ramen. I just finished working my way thru the middle ramen, and now am into the bottom ramen. I've truely hit bottom.

  8. Re:Woo by primus_sucks · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's why I do AI programming. I figure the last employed programmer will be the person programming a robot to program!

  9. Hard to believe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    It's hard to believe since I just laid off our last two Win32 guys Friday.

    Hard to believe? With a name like netbsd_fan, it's amazing they lasted as long as they did ;-)

  10. Re:Text of article (if ya don't want to register) by carpe_noctem · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think your lack of formatting is enough incentive for me to go ahead and register right now.

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  11. second bubble by wotevah · · Score: 5, Funny

    We are experiencing what will be later known as the beginning of the second tech bubble.

  12. Re:Woo by mrseigen · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can only imagine your outrage at being fired by your own code.

  13. But they were win32 coders. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
  14. Re:That's a long time to be out of work by k-0s · · Score: 4, Funny

    Amen, I'd be happy if the tech sector grew by just one job as long as that job has my name on it.

  15. Re:This study is a JOKE read on- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    If i remember correctly that was written in 1998 or 1999 in response to an increase in H1B qoutas.

    Pre-implosion predictions of a never ending utopian future of html engineers making 120k are discredited. sorry.

  16. Re:IT is doomed. by machine+of+god · · Score: 3, Funny
    IT is doomed. BSD is doomed. Sun is doomed. America is doomed. Sun is not doomed anymore. DOOM!! DOOOM! DOOOOOOOM! Ok, Sun's doomed again. And so is IT, still.
  17. Correction! by telstar · · Score: 5, Funny
    This just in:
    We regret to inform you that due to a programming error, the actual number of new coding jobs will be 1/14th their current level. In light of this revalation, the two coders responsible for this error have been fired.
  18. Re:IT is doomed. by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did you read the story about DOOM and Xbox? Even DOOM is doomed!

  19. Steve Jobs Projected to Double by 2010 by nuc134r+m4n · · Score: 1, Funny

    Am I the only one who read it "Steve Jobs Projected to Double by 2010" the first time?!? One Jobs ought to be enough for us already....

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  20. Re:That's a long time to be out of work by cymen · · Score: 5, Funny

    And besides, they are talking about 2010, who among you will be around to tell them if they got it wrong?

    You are absolutely right! I was talking with CmdrTaco about the demographics of the /. readership and the most surprising fact was that 73.852% of the readers are 63 or older! The numbers get even interesting when we consider that 23.82% are 74 or older. Considering how unhealthy the typical /. geek is these elderly monks are living on borrowed time. 10 years from now is practically an infinite time to them and they will surely be buried with their Happy Hacker keyboards, fingers still clenched on the home row, pressing Ctrl-D one final time.

    You're post brings a tear to my eye with the degree of it's relevancy to our community. The age of our readers here is rarely discussed and these demographics have not been shared with our regular readers, who seem to assume the typical /.'er is 17-35, but it is time that the truth comes out. You are a shining light, a beacon of hope, to those that will not make it another 10 years. Please spend your time with the /.'ers as they will surely have little more but your kinds words to live for in these dark days.

  21. Re:Woo by bsartist · · Score: 3, Funny

    Then the average computer tech will be an AI psychiatrist of a sort!

    Will the real Susan Calvin please stand up?

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  22. Re:That's a long time to be out of work by Anonvnous+Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    You are absolutely right! I was talking with CmdrTaco about the demographics of the /. readership and the most surprising fact was that 73.852% of the readers are 63 or older!

    Is this from the same people who claimed 84% of statistics are made up?

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  23. Re:Please Don't Get My Hopes Up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm already down cause I'm a new grad with not much experience, trying to get a job. Bah! I resent the entire Hi-tech industry ... damn I'm so bitter.

    With all the bitter idle techies floating around, I am surprised there has not been massive hacking and packet flooding of H1B-promoting websites.

  24. Re:Things might be starting to turn around now by Bluesman · · Score: 2, Funny

    $VC =~ /lemming/

    I can't stand the suspense. Is it a match, or not?

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  25. In related news.... by evanbd · · Score: 4, Funny

    Economists have successfully predicted 8 of the past 5 recessions.

  26. Re:That's a long time to be out of work by tigga · · Score: 2, Funny
    73.852% of the readers are 63 or older!


    Are they dogs? Did you recalculate their dog's years into human's ?

  27. Re:Sure they'll double -- in India! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    please
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    kthxbye.

  28. here's what they really mean: by msouth · · Score: 2, Funny

    some time before 2010, the market will have been reduced to a single programmer. he will threaten to quit unless he gets help, so they will re-hire the last guy they had laid off, doubling the number of tech workers.

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  29. Dude, your tinfoil hat... by Wee · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...it's tilted a little bit. Just a little to the left.

    Ok, better. Looks fine now.

    -B

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  30. Why the complaining? by smithmc · · Score: 2, Funny


    Given the (as I see it) somewhat socialistic bent of /. readers, I'm surprised that people here are complaining over what can only seen as a global redistribution of wealth from the mean nasty bad evil USA to the poorer countries of the world. C'mon, guys, shouldn't you be happy about this? :-/

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