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Call for Papers: Chaos Communication Camp 2003

Aldert Hazenberg sent in this note about a Call for Papers: "Papers are being solicited for the second Camp of the Chaos Computer Club e.V., Germany, to be held near Berlin, Germany, on 7/8/9/10th August 2003. The Camp is intended to promote the interchange of technical, social and political ideas and concepts to find ways to make this world a little bit more friendly to intelligent beings."

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  1. ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slashdot send many webservers into chaos all the time. Maybe the should attend... :P

    1. Re:ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      You know how the GI's can call in an air strike when they encounter resistance? Here's how it works in Slashworld ;)

      michael types away in IRC

      michael: Dam, who's this nitpicking fewl pointing out my speling erors??? Ah, its an IP from some computer club in Germany. Their is even a web sight!

      Lightbulb appears above michael's head.

      michael: *type* *click* *copy* *paste* He he

      Slashdot: Aims a laser pointer at the CCC web server

      Slashdot readers: All your server are belong to us!

      CCC: It's yo... khh... NO CARRIER

  2. Hack the planet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    A lot of the recommended topics seem to be security oriented... does that imply that intelligent people should hack systems for their advantage? Exactly what does this Chaos Computer Club group stand for?

    1. Re:Hack the planet! by ChrisHanel · · Score: 2, Funny

      Truth, Justice, and Morgan Webb. I mean, dayum. *whistles*

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  3. Intelligent ? by sigxcpu · · Score: 4, Funny

    As someone once said to Carl Segan, after his speach about searching for extraterastrial intelligance.
    - "First lets see if we can find any Intelligance on Earth."

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    1. Re:Intelligent ? by scheuri · · Score: 3, Informative

      isn't he called carl sagan?

      sorry, but I had to remark that...because at least names should be spelledriht, even in this forum..

      my 2 rappen
      scheuri

    2. Re:Intelligent ? by rf0 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Of course there is intelligance on Earth. Its the Mice. Didn't you ever read HGTTG? :)

      Rus

    3. Re:Intelligent ? by sigxcpu · · Score: 1

      sorry my mistake

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    4. Re:Intelligent ? by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      intelligance...

      sigh, feeling lonely again.

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    5. Re:Intelligent ? by scheuri · · Score: 1

      easy...was just a remark...:)

    6. Re:Intelligent ? by easter1916 · · Score: 1

      I thought the mice were just an experiment, weren't the dolphins really running things? It's been a long time... so long, and thanks for all the fish!

  4. Buzzword alert!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sticking "chaos" into a name is so 1990's.

    1. Re:Buzzword alert!!! by archetypeone · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah - they could at least be facilitating something and where are the synergies?

    2. Re:Buzzword alert!!! by Eudial · · Score: 1

      CCC has been along way longer then that. The oldest reference i have to them is early/mid '80s.

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    3. Re:Buzzword alert!!! by andreas · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Chaos Computer Club was founded in 1981. So there you go :).

    4. Re:Buzzword alert!!! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Sticking "chaos" into a name is so 1990's.

      Update it to the 00's by calling it the "Enterprise Computing Club" or the "XML Computer Club". Then we can laugh at the name in the 10's.

  5. C9 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Cunning Computer Consultants Call Chaos Computer Club Camps Crazy

    1. Re:C9 by rcs1000 · · Score: 1

      When I was at college there was the ultimate (genuine) C club name...

      Corpus Christi College Cambridge Cross Country Cycling Club.

      C8... but genuine... nice...

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  6. Intelligent beings? by rf0 · · Score: 1

    Not on this planet I fear. The human condition seems to be one of destroying ourselves. Prehaps the film Equilibrium got it right and prehaps we should all just stop feeling with drugs. Then again once people found feeling they wanted it.

    Prehaps we are all doomed or we might just all grow up

    Rus

    1. Re:Intelligent beings? by xaaronx · · Score: 1, Informative

      "Prehaps the film Equilibrium got it right and prehaps we should all just stop feeling with drugs."

      Don't forget Brain Candy. A horribly underrated movie, though not as good as it should have been.

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  7. The Facts by Talisman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let's look at the facts about this seemingly innocuous meeting:

    "Papers are being solicited for the second Camp of the Chaos Computer Club e.V., Germany, to be held near Berlin, Germany, on 7/8/9/10th August 2003."

    'Camp of the Chaos Computer Club' can be reduced to the initialism 'CCCC'. You'll note it is 4-letters in length. The fact that 'NAZI' is also 4-letters in length strikes me as a bit too much of a coincident.

    Just like 'HAL' in the movie 2001 was actually 'IBM' rolled back one letter, 'CCCC' is actually 'NAZI' if you roll the first 'C' forward 11 letters, the second 'C' back 2 letters, the third 'C' forward 23 letters and the last 'C' forward 6 letters.

    11 - 2 + 23 + 6 = 28, i.e. 1928, the year the Nazi Party came to power in Germany.

    And where does this so-called 'Computer Club' call home?

    GERMANY!

    The cat is out of the bag, chumps. We're onto you like hair on a gorilla.

    MOD me up: +1 Sherlockish

    Tal

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    1. Re:The Facts by ChrisHanel · · Score: 4, Funny

      CCCC is only one character shift away from CCCP, and he goes for the "NAZI" Connection instead. Only on slashdot. :)

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    2. Re:The Facts by Olode · · Score: 5, Informative

      The Facts are:
      1) The CCC has nothing to do with the nazis
      2) The number of fashism People in Germay is very small
      3) The NSDAP (the party of the Nazis) came to power in 1933. The election results 1928 were 3%

      => IMO we have got no problem with any kind of people. Not like in other Countries which are thinking they are the Policy of the world and give a shit about human rights.

      mfg
      axel

    3. Re:The Facts by d0ggi3 · · Score: 1

      coincidences are merely coincidences. you are the one reading between the lines and making the connections between 'CCCC' and 'NAZI'. the band 311 can also represent KKK (3 * 11th letter in the alphabet) but does that mean that they hate black people?

    4. Re:The Facts by pubjames · · Score: 3, Funny


      4) some Germans have difficulty recognising humor.

    5. Re:The Facts by Olode · · Score: 1

      ok. I am very happy that this is humor.
      We in germany have to live with this history. And we have to make clear that we are not the country which it was 60 years before.
      And on the other hand I am member of the CCC ;-)

      mfg
      axel

    6. Re:The Facts by pubjames · · Score: 1

      I am very happy that this is humor.

      Ok. Don't take offence at my post. It was supposed to be funny as well. I realise that English is your second language and it is often difficult to recognise humor in another language.

    7. Re:The Facts by DaddyFlowerpot · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm not to sure what a fashism is exactly, but if it is anything to do with fashion, then you're right. The number of fashism people in Germany is indeed _very_ small :-)

    8. Re:The Facts by Olode · · Score: 1

      ok. fascism mfg axel

    9. Re:The Facts by pangu · · Score: 1

      stop worrying, 11 - 2 + 23 + 6 = 38, not 28. Mod me up: +1 numerate.

    10. Re:The Facts by jamesangel · · Score: 1

      I agree with the other posters, this post is more against crazy people who think up conspiracy theories than Germans.

    11. Re:The Facts by allolex · · Score: 1

      1. He was joking (more on that in item 2)
      2. People outside of Germany (particularly in the US) do not not take making references to Nazism as seriously as Germans do. As a matter of fact, this kind of joke is pretty common: "Come to think of it, I've never seen Richard Nixon and Mr. Ed at a party together."
      3. "and not give a" is probably what you wanted to say in that last sentence, assuming "other Countries" means the US.
      4. This is Slashdot, something to appreciated with a grain of salt.
      5. For those who don't know it already: calling someone a Nazi or comparing them to a Nazi is considered defamation of character in Germany. It's really really bad.

        m ebenso fG

        - Allolex

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    12. Re:The Facts by easter1916 · · Score: 1

      Axel, er macht nur Spass... MfG, Ray

    13. Re:The Facts by zaqattack911 · · Score: 1

      Actually in all honesty... as a 23 year old north american. (Canadian actually)

      I've always kinda been fascinated at the German mentality of someone my age there. What is it like living in a Country that was so notorious?

      What do they think while playing games like wolfenstein etc?! It's like the past that the whole country wants to forget about.. but the whole world keeps reminding them.

      Frankly if I ever bump into germans my age, would it be appropriate to steer clear of ww2 topics?! Cuz I would feel wierd talking about it with them.

      --Zuchini

    14. Re:The Facts by CleverNickedName · · Score: 1

      How does this kind of ignorant racism get moded up? We can't always avoid bigots like this guy, but we can at least stop encouraging them.

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    15. Re:The Facts by CleverNickedName · · Score: 1

      This gets tired fast. How would you feel if *every* post about the US was followed by a string of KKK references. If you were *only* ever treated as the son/grandson of a KKK member, if not a member yourself. How would you find it, you racist, violent piece of white trailer-trash? It's not so funny, is it?

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    16. Re:The Facts by Darth+RadaR · · Score: 1

      'Camp of the Chaos Computer Club' can be reduced to the initialism 'CCCC'. You'll note it is 4-letters in length. The fact that 'NAZI' is also 4-letters in length strikes me as a bit too much of a coincident.

      Just like 'HAL' in the movie 2001 was actually 'IBM' rolled back one letter, 'CCCC' is actually 'NAZI' if you roll the first 'C' forward 11 letters, the second 'C' back 2 letters, the third 'C' forward 23 letters and the last 'C' forward 6 letters.

      11 - 2 + 23 + 6 = 28, i.e. 1928, the year the Nazi Party came to power in Germany.

      And where does this so-called 'Computer Club' call home?

      GERMANY!


      Maybe that's why I first parsed this subject as Call for Papers: Chaos Concentrationtion Camp 2003

      ;)

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    17. Re:The Facts by yintercept · · Score: 1

      The Name CCCC is just a ruse to throw people off on the real organization behind the meeting. Notice the 4 letters...Yep, this is a front for KAOS. It is held in Germany at the bequest of KAOS mastermind Conrad Siegfried.

      and we all know, the only way to counter KAOS is through CONTROL. It is time to reactive Agent 86 and 99.

      This should only be said under the cone of silence, but I think Agent 13 will be happy to end his stint as a Saddam double.

    18. Re:The Facts by 59cobalt · · Score: 1

      > 'Camp of the Chaos Computer Club' can be reduced
      > to the initialism 'CCCC'. You'll note it is
      > 4-letters in length. The fact that 'NAZI' is
      > also 4-letters in length strikes me as a bit too
      > much of a coincident.
      >
      > Just like 'HAL' in the movie 2001 was actually
      > 'IBM' rolled back one letter, 'CCCC' is actually
      > 'NAZI' if you roll the first 'C' forward 11
      > letters, the second 'C' back 2 letters, the
      > third 'C' forward 23 letters and the last 'C'
      > forward 6 letters.
      >
      > 11 - 2 + 23 + 6 = 28, i.e. 1928, the year the
      > Nazi Party came to power in Germany.
      >
      > And where does this so-called 'Computer Club'
      > call home?
      >
      > GERMANY!

      the year was 1933, sherlock.

      [ ] you're on to it.

      cu
      59cobalt

    19. Re:The Facts by 59cobalt · · Score: 1

      4) some Germans have difficulty recognising humor. 5) some people have strange definitions of the term "humor". cu 59cobalt

    20. Re:The Facts by 59cobalt · · Score: 1

      It's like the past that the whole country wants to forget about.. but the whole world keeps reminding them.

      bullshit. there's a difference between "want to forget about" and "don't want to be made responsible every single fscking day".

      Frankly if I ever bump into germans my age, would it be appropriate to steer clear of ww2 topics?!

      why?

      Cuz I would feel wierd talking about it with them.

      why would you feel weird talking to people who are as much related to that crap as you are?

      cu
      59cobalt

  8. Undo by Chris+Pimlott · · Score: 1

    You're trying too hard. Relax.

  9. Nickle Cigar? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it be really hard to light, being metal and all?

  10. Oh, look, another M$ employee... by Mir322 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "11 - 2 + 23 + 6 = 28, i.e. 1928"
    (11 - 2) + (23 + 6) = 38
    So that makes 9 + 29 = 38

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    1. Re:Oh, look, another M$ employee... by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      I thought this was part of the joke.

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  11. Info by Hrshgn · · Score: 5, Informative
    The CCC is acutally quite well known and respected in the german speaking area. They get media attention whenever there are hacker/privacy issues and the media needs an expertise. At least that's how I perceive the club.

    Right from their website's faq:

    Q: What is the CCC?

    A: The CCC is a galactic community of human beings including all ages, genders, races and social positions. We demand freedom and flow of information without censorship. Although we enjoy to discuss and analyze recent advances in information technology, our focus is on addressing the issues of our time by giving targeted recommendations for a public policy able to deal with these issues in an intelligent manner. While this also includes more or less spectacular endeavours the focus of our work is on creating a public awareness for the need to approach issues like (e.g.) security, privacy and key escrow from a more informed, open viewpoint. If you are interested in supporting these goals, then the CCC is for you. If not, you might want to consider looking at other, more technically oriented computer clubs. We do NOT select our members on some dubious "elite" criteria. As it will be difficult for you to contribute to our efforts in Germany, in case that you are interested I suggest that you contact us again (identifying yourself with your real name) for a contact at the CCC-Bay Area (our only overseas operation so far). Sorry, the rest of this FAQ is in German only. If you'd like to translate this stuff, please mail!
    Remember also that the famous Blinkenlights were their celebration of the club's 20th anniversary.
    1. Re:Info by Hrshgn · · Score: 3, Informative

      Forgot to add that one of their members is on the board of directors at ICANN.

    2. Re:Info by andreas · · Score: 1

      It's indeed a little more complicated than that. One of our slogan says "Öffentliche Daten nützen, private Daten schützen"; which roughly translates to: "utilize public information, protect private information".

      Regarding lists of single women living alone, that's a premium membership service. Platinum members even get access to the list of single women hacking kernel code.

  12. You're off by a decade by aspargillus · · Score: 3, Informative

    The CCC is actually more than 20 years old. Maybe you even saw their anniversary project. It had appearences in several music videos.

  13. keynote speaker by tankdilla · · Score: 1

    The scheduled keynote speaker is Professor Chaos hailing from South Park, Colorado.

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  14. grow up by d0ggi3 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    talk trash about this group.... but ask yourself, what are you doing to benefit the world?

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  15. Chaos? by Erik+Hollensbe · · Score: 1

    Is this the same Chaos from the early 90's? Does anyone know? IIRC they were based out of germany, and published a few "engineering" guides.

    1. Re:Chaos? by Fefe · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, CCC was founded in the 80ies.

      But yes, the guys from the 80ies and 90ies are mostly still there.

  16. And where have YOU been for the last 10 years? by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 1

    About that long, they've been around. Sheesh. As I recall they're government funded in Germany, sorta gives all their "haxors" a place to get something constructive done... to some extent. As I recall also part of their tradeoff was that they help out in cases of national crises or criminal hunts if recruited... but that's just rumors I recall... I don't speak/read enough german to read all that stuff.

    In reality they're a club of hackers, crackers and slackers who got themselves a national club... mostly dedicated to informing the unwashed masses that YES computer security and awesome highest tech ideas are NOT just for geeks... we're just better at it than most. I do recall they WERE indeed supposedly funded by the German gov't.

    Lets see the US do that. hah, that will be the day :) Here they put 13 year old script kiddies in jail with spike the child molester and joe the violent mass murderer instead of teaching 13 year old SK proper computer ethics and skills and getting him into creative fun stuff instead of destructive stupid stuff... but then again, since when was the US gov't into anything OTHER than destructive stupid stuff??

    -DaedalusHKX

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    1. Re:And where have YOU been for the last 10 years? by Fefe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, CCC is not government funded.

      In fact, the Camp is one of the way in which they try to get in enough money to finance their activities. So please attend and consider donating as well if you liked it.

    2. Re:And where have YOU been for the last 10 years? by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 1

      I would love to but I can't fly to germany, I'm stuck in the US of A for now... planning to move to sweden or some other place back in europe again... just because more people are EDUCATED over there. America is too full of TV brainwashed rednecks... not enough educated people... Makes having a conversation in this country on any "controversial" topic something I have to seek foreigners or old professors for. Other than them, most of them think "hot diggety dawg" and go nuts.

      So yes, If I can afford to visit Germany... I would be delighted to help you guys out. You've had my admiration for years... hopefully you keep going with or without my money (with would be nicer and I'll try).

      -Daedalus

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  17. I'm pro CCC BUT here's a funny. by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 1

    Technically CCCP is fine, but if you draw the communist connection don't forget the Nazi's came to power there because the plutocrats weren't happy when Communism was voted for earlier and elected. The Nazi party was elected for its anti communist stance as I recall... they became more anti jewish as time went on, but originally their platform was supposedly anti communist, since the communists weren't very good for the German economy (or public view of it for that matter).

    -DaedalusHKX

    PS - I could be wrong but I recall from my 10 years ago of history that Germany was the first place where Communism was elected/took over office anywhere in the world.

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  18. Question. by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

    Isn't the Chaos Computer Club one of the older existing hacker groups in the world, at least by the modern definition? I believe the Cult of the Dead Cow hacker group started quite a bit later than CCC.

  19. Extremely well respected... by hughk · · Score: 1
    I heard a representative from the German Parliament's infrastructure committee talking about their recent policy on open software. One of the grounds that the parliament had against Microsft was the privacy concerns. Microsoft were anxious not to lose an important customer so they invited the parliamentary comittee responsible for infrastructure to send reprentatives for a code inspection of Win 2K/XP.

    The German Parliament stated that they have no expertise on this and proposed a member of the BSI (a sort of NCSC type organisation) and from the Chaos Computer Club. MS were unhappy with this. To be fair it would have been a problem for the CCC member too because of the problem of intellectual contamination with open source projects.

    The fact that the German Parliament

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    1. Re:Extremely well respected... by hughk · · Score: 1
      contd (hit submit too soon)

      The fact that the German Parliament recommended the CCC shows they are, in a way, considered as respected public representatives in the area of computer security. A long way from the early days when is was more famed for cracking.

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  20. CLARIFY... sorry for the typo... by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 1

    "Other than them, most of them think..."

    Other than the aforementioned foreigners and my former professors, most of the denizens of this land, natives or otherwise are a tad too brainwashed and go up in arms over any little thing without even thinking it through or asking for complete logical and damning proof before sending our kids to die or get poisoned (and die later, off the air so the prez doesn't take the fall, read assertation on DU vs conventional ammo)... but they never do. They just go nuts and pop another Budweiser while screaming Right Wing Bloody Murder To All Who Disagree which by the way will become the title to our new national anthem.

    -Daedalus

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    1. Re:CLARIFY... sorry for the typo... by easter1916 · · Score: 1

      I feel your pain... is DaedalusHKX a Joycily Joycean reference?

  21. Re:Will Professor Chaos be there? by thomasa · · Score: 1

    They might have some Chaos Emeralds though
    - Sonic the Hedgehog

  22. Oh Puhleeeeeze! by McSnickered · · Score: 1

    Baaah. Pooh pooh! Sounds like a bunch of pretentious nerds discussing news about Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Anime, and D&D. How lame! And yet, how vaguely familiar .........

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  23. Re:"Near Berlin"? by andreas · · Score: 1

    Because nobody would know which corner of the world Paulshof, Altlandsberg actually is.

    A photo of the site is <a href="https://wiki.camp.ccc.de/Camp/view/Main/Camp Overview">here</a>.

  24. CCCC = Burning Tree for Germans by sjvn · · Score: 1

    And that's about the long and short of it.

  25. Social talk right here by ConsumedByTV · · Score: 1

    I cannot even begin to count the number of cute girls that stopped dating me because I used a computer.

    We should have a talk about that.

    CCC seems like the right place for such a social activity/talk.

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  26. no by SHEENmaster · · Score: 1

    Mice made Earth, they control it.
    Humans crashed here, we were the useless third of a lost civilization.
    Dolphins just hang around for free fish; they are more intelligent than us. They have space ships, but are less intelligent than the mice or the Earth itself(Deep Though)

    Btw, count 24242424 digits into pi (3 and . count) to find 42424242. Coincidence? I think not!

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