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Phoenix Unveils Anti-Theft BIOS

linuxwrangler writes "According to articles at PC World, c|net, Internet Week and elsewhere, Phoenix Technology is introducing a new BIOS-based anti-theft system. Every time a TheftGuard equipped machine connects to the internet it pings a server at Phoenix which can instruct the machine to wipe its hard drive, report its location or disable itself. Given that most people don't want to have their every movement tracked and don't want someone else to have the power to wipe their drives, Phoenix figures that corporate clients are the prime customer. I just wonder who is liable when a company sells a surplus laptop on eBay but gets their inventory control screwed up and reports it as stolen..."

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  1. Shortly after the BIOS was unveiled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It was stolen. Police are investigating.

    1. Re:Shortly after the BIOS was unveiled by EelBait · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I can't wait for the round of virii (outlook attachments) that trick this BIOS into thinking it's stolen.

      Or, better yet, someone hacks Phoenix's server to tell all the BIOS's they are stolen.

      This will be fun to watch.

    2. Re:Shortly after the BIOS was unveiled by wo1verin3 · · Score: 4, Funny

      or disgruntled employee.

    3. Re:Shortly after the BIOS was unveiled by sheriff_p · · Score: 4, Funny

      I can't wait for the next round of people who stop trying to be cool by using the word 'virii' where 'viruses' is correct.

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    4. Re:Shortly after the BIOS was unveiled by Tony-A · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, the plural of virus is Microsoft.

  2. Replaceable Bios by krisp · · Score: 3, Insightful
    "Since TheftGuard's also in the BIOS, even if you remove the hard drive, we can still track or disable the machine, or wipe the drive," he said. Another trick that can eradicate anti-theft software -- running FDISK to reformat the drive -- also is foiled by TheftGuard's place in the HPA section of the hard drive, which is immune to simple reformatting tools.


    Last I checked, the BIOS was in a socket. What stops someone from swaping out the bios chip before turning on the box?
    1. Re:Replaceable Bios by Fallen_Knight · · Score: 2, Insightful

      or if non swappable, the MB? would still make a good profit

    2. Re:Replaceable Bios by OutRigged · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm sure the average theif doesn't have a clue what a BIOS is, let alone how to remove one, or even tell if it's equipt with theft guard.

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    3. Re:Replaceable Bios by krisp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Chances are, there will be a sticker right next to the Intel Inside logo that says "Phoenix Theft-Guard Protected". Likewise, it doesn't take more then a little research to find a quick-and-easy way to circumvent a technology (in this case, replacing the bios chip and/or motherboard)

    4. Re:Replaceable Bios by GGardner · · Score: 5, Funny
      even if you remove the hard drive, we can still track or disable the machine, or wipe the drive,

      Wiping the drive after it is removed from the machine is a pretty neat trick.

    5. Re:Replaceable Bios by faspeed · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or why not just take out the hard drive and read it somewhere else. I didn't read anything about the HD being encrypted.

    6. Re:Replaceable Bios by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Most ("professional") theives aren't the end consumers of the products they steal. They sell their booty to people who then know what to do with it, or who knows someone-who knows someone who knows what to do with it. Also, any thief worth his or her salt knows where to get rid of stuff and should have no extra trouble getting rid of these.

    7. Re:Replaceable Bios by molarmass192 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Ok, so if you "acquire" such a laptop/desktop, just flash the BIOS before connecting to the net. Don't feel like scrounging around for a floppy? Ok, block the laptop MAC at your firewall, plug in the ethernet cable, log where it attempts to go, and redirect that hostname to 127.0.0.1, again problem solved. This is weak stuff that only the absolute dumbest of criminals would fall for.

      That said, the interesting part would be to find out what the BIOS uses to identify the PC to the TheftGuard server. My guess is the (yawn) MAC address since it needs to be connected to the 'net to be effective. So change the MAC if it's programmable on the NIC in question, or (if it's not a laptop) just toss the NIC in the trash and spend $10 on a new one.

      They'll probably sell a lot of these to CIOs who think they can outwit industrial spies. Yeah, it's better than nothing but the level of security they're making it out to be is way beyond it's piss poor practical value.

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    8. Re:Replaceable Bios by daffmeister · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Last I checked, the BIOS was in a socket. What stops someone from swaping out the bios chip before turning on the box?

      You know, just because the door to my house can be broken in doesn't mean I don't lock it in the morning.

      In other words, some security is still better than none.

    9. Re:Replaceable Bios by SN74S181 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Laptop thieves are largely a stupid lumpen lot.

      Any 'smart' laptop thieve is the exception and not who this tool is designed to 'bust.'

      It's designed to nail the lowlife at the airport who wouldn't know what to do with the laptop if he did actually open it up and turn it on. He turns it in at the hock shop (you've seen 'em- the ones with the big sign on front 'we buy laptops for CASH' whose windows geeks should just bust out regularly) and uses the $16 he gets to buy crack.

    10. Re:Replaceable Bios by schof · · Score: 4, Interesting
      "Since TheftGuard's also in the BIOS, even if you remove the hard drive, we can still track or disable the machine, or wipe the drive," he said. Another trick that can eradicate anti-theft software -- running FDISK to reformat the drive -- also is foiled by TheftGuard's place in the HPA section of the hard drive, which is immune to simple reformatting tools.
      Last I checked, the BIOS was in a socket. What stops someone from swaping out the bios chip before turning on the box?

      The Club is a device that locks onto your car or truck's steering wheel and prevents the wheel from being turned and thus the vehicle from being driven. There are several very effective ways of removing the Club without using a key, some of which can be done in less than a minute. Despite this, the Club is an effective anti-theft deterrent. Why? It's a huge improvement if you stop just the dumb crooks. Sure, a smart crook can get past it -- but there's a whole lot more dumb crooks than smart ones, so if it doesn't cost too much, the benefits far outweigh the costs.

    11. Re:Replaceable Bios by eeyoredragon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Chances are, people will be buying stickers that say that and getting the same effect as those that actually have it. ;) Hmmm... maybe I should start selling...

    12. Re:Replaceable Bios by twiztidlojik · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or one of those nifty thermite reactions-in-a-3.5"-drive-bay jobs.

      Now THAT's a cooked sausage!

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  3. In the hands of the government by Capt'n+Hector · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If this technology were to fall into the wrong hands (read government, RIAA, others) life could truely suck. I hope it never materializes in its current form, or we could have a rather large problem on our hands.

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  4. spoofing by qortra · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I wonder if that kind of system would be vulnerable to spoofing attacks? That would be a pretty nasty trick to play on someone; erase their hard drive by puting a phoenix spoofing server on their network.

  5. Linux support? by CaptainAx · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What happens if the user is running Linux? I can't see the bios pinging anything without the help of the host OS. Let alone erasing hard drives. Linux will become the thieves OS of choice. It's my OS of choice when looking at a computer that's been disabled by a virus.

    1. Re:Linux support? by ag3n7 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Why do you view the BIOS as being able to do nothing without the host os?

      If the BIOS pings a server using the onboard nic before it tries to bootstrap to a drive, it would be very difficult to disable this...

    2. Re:Linux support? by qortra · · Score: 2, Informative

      That simply isn't the case. Lilo is resident on hard drives, so lilo isn't even in memory until BIOS reads from the master boot record. BIOS can choose to perform any number of tasks before it does that particular operation, including erasing the hard drive, or giving out its IP to anyone it cares to.

    3. Re:Linux support? by ColaMan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      er, but then you'd need a tcp/ip stack... (of sorts) and knowledge of your network, such as gateway addresses and your own IP, which could be fixed or dynamic via DHCP. And what do you ping? A fixed IP? A resolveable domain name? Fixed IP's are unlikely. Resolveable domain names require DNS, another thing that needs to be found out before you can ping your server.

      And god forbid if you don't actually *have* always-on internet dangling of the end of your network cable. What about people with cable modems with PPPoE? Authenticated proxy servers? Dial-up users?

      So yes, you could probably do something like this at boot if you cobble enough bits'n'pieces of software into your boot ROM - Phoenix has , it seems. But it'd probably only work in a fixed, known , stable environment. As mentioned before, possibly useful for corporations, not useful for the average home user.

      Just sounds like something else to go wrong to me. And go wrong catastrophically too.

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    4. Re:Linux support? by LloydSeve · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually the BIOS has complete control over all the hardware parts in the system. Once it detects a Network chip it can use that to do whatever it wants. Remember that a BIOS is an OS in itself. Windows and the such only extend the ability to operate/read/write to the disks. Windows only sees what the BIOS shows it.. Anything can be done through the BIOS as long as their is enough space to store it all on the chip... scary thought now that someone has brought their idea forward.. but there are enough people out there that modify BIOS's that it will not last long after it is brought to public.

    5. Re:Linux support? by mlyle · · Score: 3, Informative

      How do you think things like the preboot execution environment (PXE) for netbooting work?

      You can get a trivial ethernet driver + DHCP + TCP/IP stack + simple TCP client into 32K fairly easily. Let's not forget that Suns made since before 1991 have supported DHCP (well, bootp) + UDP/IP + TFTP to netboot.

      Putting this in the BIOS now is insurmountable why?

    6. Re:Linux support? by kisielk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Easily, if you've ever worked with any kind of embedded system you know that even low-memory microcontrollers can have TCP/IP capabilities, in a pretty trivial amount of space. Many implement a TCP/IP stack in a 32K rom with room to spare.

    7. Re:Linux support? by SN74S181 · · Score: 2, Informative

      BIOS doesn't have to be contained on a Flash chip, you know. It doesn't even have to be a socketed EPROM. Systems are cheap these days and the BIOS could easily be a masked ROM in a fine pitch package and soldered to the board. Under epoxy if necessary. It isn't like the average corporate IT site is gonna reflash the BIOS on their workstations. At the minimum it's something they'll no longer expect to be able to do on this class of machine.

    8. Re:Linux support? by BJH · · Score: 2, Informative

      There's already been a BIOS announced that contains a full web browser - why not this?

    9. Re:Linux support? by mlyle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Who said anything about dialup? Getting an onboard modem to call an 800 number is easy enough. But I think the primary use for this is to locate corporate PCs that have been plugged into an ethernet.

      This might not just be used for stolen PCs, but for overall inventory control. When companies are growing quickly often PCs get lost. If they can't be found at audit-time, companies have to write off a proportionate share of their capital equipment.

      Not to mention there's a huge grey market in laptops, servers, and PCs-- figuring out where the stolen equipment ultimately ends up is valuable.

    10. Re:Linux support? by Rolo+Tomasi · · Score: 2, Informative
      Windows and the such only extend the ability to operate/read/write to the disks. Windows only sees what the BIOS shows it.

      Nope, d00d. The BIOS has full control until it loads the boot sector off of the hard drive. Everything from then on has nothing to do with the BIOS, except if a program chooses to call BIOS code. E.g. DOS relied on BIOS routines for hard disk access, so if your BIOS didn't support drives > 512MB, and you had a 20GB drive, you couldn't use it in DOS. Linux (and other 32-bit OSs, heck, even Win95) OTOH use their own hard disk drivers. If your BIOS didn't support drives larger than 512MB, you only had to have your boot partition within that space, but once the kernel was loaded, you could access the complete drive.

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  6. I'm confused... by Patik · · Score: 5, Funny
    Is this Phoenix the web browser, or Phoenix the BIOS?

    Damn Mozilla!

    1. Re:I'm confused... by Ignominious+Poltroon · · Score: 2, Funny

      And they're going to rename it Trans Am next month.

  7. Murphy's Law by mao+che+minh · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I worked a sub-contracter job with a Dell contractor when I was 19/20 setting up Novell and Linux (very, very rare back then were new Linux installs that were actually purchased from commercial vendors - 4 years ago) rack servers. They had odd little Phoenix BIOS features that allowed a person to reset settings with the touch of a key upon boot up (it did have a "yes or no" prompt, though it didn't always work right). Dell also shipped a piece of software that was like Gateway's "Go Back" too, which erased all changes made to an array since last boot up. Yes, it was an actual Novell module which my contractor refuses to acknowledge ever existed now.

    I logged more hours going back to corporate offices and disabling these "features" and assisting their admins mine out old data then I did installing them. I had to stand there and be told how "God damned stupid all of these features are, and how stupid Dell is for using them, and how stupid you are for working with Dell!!!!". This is when I was 19 and had no more business/customer support experience/skills then a guy serving fries at McDonald's. The shit sucked.

    Murphy's Law dictates that the benefits of this idiotic and restrictive measure will be over shadowed by it's rare glitch and/or user incompetence which results in the loss of data.

    What happens when your battery dies on the SQl server, and the default settings enact this horrid "feature" and your hard drive is slicked? How bad will it suck when it happens to the CEO's assistant's laptop and she comes storming into your pitiful excuse for a NOC right before you were supposed to go on lunch?

    1. Re:Murphy's Law by Soko · · Score: 4, Funny

      Remember, Murphy was an optimist.

      I'll wait for the first virus that activates this feature while spoofing the HW address.

      "Help, Phoenix, I've been STOLEN!!! Nevermind that guy I've got in chains and a gag, BLOW THIS PLACE UP!! NOW!!!"

      *BLAM*.

      One less Windows XP install in the world. Then again, this might be very useful as a LART...

      "What was you machine's name again? *Clickety-click*

      Soko

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  8. Nice for cyber-assholes by jmv · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just imagine (no, not a beowulf!) someone breaking into the Phoenix site and instructing every HD to wipe itself. Now Nimbda looks like a joke...

  9. Great.. by flatface · · Score: 4, Funny
    A stolen notebook can be a real threat to a business's security ...

    Aww! How do we expect to get an "early release" of Doom 4 now?

  10. Federal use by BWJones · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I am surprised that federal departments/agencies have not developed this yet given the large numbers of laptops that go missing every year. Some of them even have classified data on them with the classic example being a certain former head of the CIA who was a little loose with his Powerbook.

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  11. Better Idea by shr3k · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Why not just encrypt the whole hard drive or the just sensitive data? To the thief, it's as good as it being erased.

    Besides, in either case, if the thief were an enterprising individual they could recover the data. Empty hard drive? Just do a low level scan. Encrypted hard drive? Spend lots of time and resources trying to crack the key.

    With that, why not go for the least destructive measure? Unless, of course, Phoenix is going for the Mission Impossible market -- this laptop will erase itself in 20 secs...

  12. corporate clients by HornyBastard77 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    just a thought: how many corporate (or otherwise) IT admins would actually trust a system that enables someone beyond their control to remotely wipe their hard drive clean?

    1. Re:corporate clients by BillKaos · · Score: 2, Funny

      The MS IIS marketing team can help.

  13. pings server... by Devil's+BSD · · Score: 4, Insightful

    what if you restrict the pings to the phoenix servers? i'm sure people will put up the IPs eventully.
    and what if i completely disconnect it from the internet?

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  14. Re:Location? by krisp · · Score: 3, Informative
    At that time, the computer can be disabled, all data on its hard drive wiped clean, or an IP trace put on the connection to determine the physical location of the system.

    In other words, it will traceroute the ip and find out where it is geographically located, and then contact the ISP to find out who was on at that time. If it is reported stolen it shouldn't be that difficult for the police to get a court order to get the ISP to reveal that information.
  15. I am a user of this new technology.. by ewhenn · · Score: 4, Funny

    I would like to report that as a beta tester this new bios has served me flawlessly. I have 100 percent faith that I will never suffer any loss of data on its behalf. For all you skeptics out there I can guarantee....

    <CARRIER DISCONNECTED>

    1. Re:I am a user of this new technology.. by alexburke · · Score: 5, Funny

      <CARRIER DISCONNECTED>

      Dude, if you're gonna act all I-was-hip-way-back-in-the-BBS-days, at least get it righ&' 8Ré
      NO CARRIER

  16. This is very sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Microsoft, the RIAA, and other such organizations have been misusing the words piracy and theft to such an extent lately that the instant i saw anti-theft in the headline my immediate, visceral reaction was to think okay, whatever this is, it has nothing whatsoever to do with preventing theft, and is probably just there to prevent you from fully using your computer, until a split second later when I remembered who Phoenix is, and that if phoenix were selling an "anti-theft" BIOS that would actually be what it is.

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    [Sometime in the indeterminate future, New Palestinian Liberation Army breaks into Joe Archetype's house and robs him of all his belongings to sell on the black market to finance their bombing raids, and spraypaints PALESTINE FOREVER on the inside wall. Joe goes next door:]
    "Help me! My home has been breached by terrorists!"
    "Hm? What's the problem? If you have anti-war protestors in your home, can't you just ask them to leave?"
    "This is serious! They've stolen all my furniture!"
    "So.. they've made copies of all your furniture? Not very nice of them, i guess, but what's the big deal?"
    "ARGH!"
    "Maybe you can file a DMCA complaint, i guess."

  17. Company needs better PR guy. by Ignominious+Poltroon · · Score: 3, Funny
    "Over the last ten years laptops are starting to look the same," said Phoenix spokesperson David Tractenberg. "Something like TheftGuard can help to differentiate one product from another."

    Something like TheftGuard? It's like saying "TheftGuard is OK. But check out things that are like it, and you'll really be impressed."

  18. Re:Location? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    IP address?

    Quick -- where's 106.223.16.98 right now.

  19. BIOS Hacking? by Sergeant+Beavis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why not just rewrite the BIOS and flash it to disable or eliminate these features. Of course only your Uber Geek would be able to do this (certainly not I) and IMO, if he/she can do it, they've EARNED the laptop.

    Once this BIOS is hacked (assuming it can be), how long before copies of BIOS start going out over Kazaa?

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  20. only computers? by ozric99 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does this just stop people stealing computers, or will it stop them stealing product names also? ;)

    (ducks for cover)

  21. Inventory Control by Restil · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I just wonder who is liable when a company sells a surplus laptop on eBay but gets their inventory control screwed up and reports it as stolen...

    Exactly the same thing that would happen if someone checked the serial number and found it was reported stolen. Police investigate, the owner provides a transaction history, the original owner discovers the mistake, charges get dropped, original owner gets sued for negligence.

    And should the HD get erased the FIRST TIME someone connects to the internet, it's not likely to create any serious data loss issues. The owner would probably think there's just something wrong with the computer. They'll complain, the problem will be discovered, etc etc.

    Of course, this theftguard assumes a number of things. Certainly the BIOS won't have any interaction with the internet unless the OS permits it. Any intellegent thief would wipe the drive and resinstall without ever booting it, let alone connecting it to the internet. There are many other ways to trace a stolen computer once it gets online, assuming the OS wasn't reloaded first. Having a machine "check in" isn't a bad idea in theory, but there's no particular advantage to using a hardware solution over a software one.

    -Restil

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  22. no, nope, no way, not ever! by marcushnk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I cannot seriously see anyone accepting this tech.
    Corporations *might* but only if they can set it to poll THIER servers, and have it under their control.

    Personally though.. it scares me that MS and their "Trusted Computing" scheme Might force this onto the users..

    There is only three people/organizations that should have the ability to remove/restrict "owned" things... Me (the owner), The LAW (only after following the judicial system) or Judge Dredd.

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  23. Problems With This Idea by Shackleford · · Score: 5, Insightful
    From the PCWorld article:

    When a TheftGuard-equipped system is stolen, the owner provides instructions through the TheftGuard web site. The next time the lost computer connects to the Internet, TheftGuard is activated and either disables the machine, wipes its hard drive, or transmits information on the physical location where the signal originates.

    The problem with this seems to be that TheftGuard only performs actions after the stolen computer is connected to the Internet. And by the time that happens (if that happens) it's too late. My understanding is that when computers are stolen, the data on them is what's sought, as it is what's most valuable. And once the data is in the wrong hands, it's too late. The data on it can be copied to another place, and perhaps individual hardware components can be removed and sold. Am I wrong about anything here?

    1. Re:Problems With This Idea by rat7307 · · Score: 4, Funny

      We've traced the computer back to an IP address of 127.0.0.1, some ISP called 'localhost'... Look, I can ping it from here!!!! Nuke it now!!! ..... DOH!

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  24. Chapter 11 by LauraW · · Score: 4, Insightful
    And, er, what happens when Phoenix goes out of business? Shades of DIVX?

    Laura

  25. Re:It does what with the who now? by Sayten241 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Well, all you would have to do is a trace route back to the offending computer and you could probably get pretty close. Several routers are registered so that they lat/long are known to various trace route programs, making it easier to pinpoint someone. But even if you don't have a program like that, most host names will have some clue as to what state/city you're in.

  26. We have been using a similar product for years by Dejohn · · Score: 5, Informative

    In my organization, we have been using Computrace which serves the same function. The software installs into the computer's boot sector and is nearly invisible if you don't know to look for it. It contacts the Computrace NOC frequently over IP or modem and reports it's IP address (or caller ID). We now have a pretty nice log of where all our laptops go. The software isn't capable to destroying or disbling the PC, but it's invisibility and reporting features are enough to make it useful.

    Computrace reports having retrieved a number of stolen computers based on the data reported by the software. It's definitely useful for any corporate IT department!

    1. Re:We have been using a similar product for years by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The advantage of the Phoenix system is that it's in the BIOS, not even in the boot sector. So even if a halfway-intelligent criminal (or fence, more likely) swapped out the hard drive with a new one from Pricewatch, the theft protection would still be there.


      Of course, if your main reason for using a system is data security, having a system that still works even if the hard drive is removed is a little pointless, isn't it?


      Personally, I like the whole idea, except for the fact that it reports back to Phoenix's servers--if you could have it ping back to your own server, or to some trustworthy third party of your choosing, it would be a lot more attractive.


      I wonder if you could combine it with some sort of real self-destruct mechanism...ten or twenty grams of thermite ought to do the trick. Not that I personally have anything worth that much, really, but if anyone ever stole my laptop, there's a part of me that would enjoy knowing that it was melting into a pile of slag. :)

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  27. whaaaaa by lingqi · · Score: 5, Funny
    How bad will it suck when it happens to the CEO's assistant's laptop and she comes storming into your pitiful excuse for a NOC right before you were supposed to go on lunch?

    From my experience, CEOs usually have very very fine assistants.

    Hey, maybe she is actually very technically capable, and consciously activated the erase-all-data feature just so have an excuse to talk to you, give you a chance to ask for her extension etc. =)

    Aww shutup and let me daydream.

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  28. Phoenix, meet dd by Soko · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "Since TheftGuard's also in the BIOS, even if you remove the hard drive, we can still track or disable the machine, or wipe the drive," he said. Another trick that can eradicate anti-theft software -- running FDISK to reformat the drive -- also is foiled by TheftGuard's place in the HPA section of the hard drive, which is immune to simple reformatting tools.

    Any hard disk forensics person will tell you the wonders of dd and netcat working together. Adjust the dd parameters a tad, and the HBA is no longer a problem. If they think the bad guys don't have access to this knowledge, they're as FDISKed as they seem.

    This is seriously stupid, so it must have come from marketing, not the techies.

    Soko

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    1. Re:Phoenix, meet dd by Soko · · Score: 2, Insightful

      OK, so they manage to kill the origional hard disk. What about the copy of the rest of the FS I have in a binary image, with no HBA involved?

      Sorry, this isn't a deterent to people who have more than a trivial interst in the contents of a stolen hard disk.

      Soko

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  29. What stops someone from swaping out the bios chip by djupedal · · Score: 4, Funny

    A 500V shock direct to the testicles?

  30. Ahhh well... by TallEmu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... I guess anything with Phoenix BIOS can't safely be used for mission-critical systems then.

    I remember reading an interesting article somewhere about a guy who got his mac back by using some remote software on there. It reported its IP address every time the theif connected to the net and as I recall, the guy was uploading scripts to it and so forth to get it to do various things to help recover the box.

    I remember thinking at the time that this was a neat idea, but having a third-party with the power to frag my hard drive does not fill me with comfort.

    Regardless of how the system works at the technology level, it is potentially open to attack via social engineering... "Hi Phoenix, it's Fred from SCO... those nasty Linux people have pinched my laptop... yep, frag it please..."

  31. Monopoly seldom talked about by zakezuke · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I hear people here rant about the evils of microsoft, which I will be the first to agree they are a big evil, but seldom do I hear about the BIOS monopoly.

    I'm i'm not mistaken, award, ami, and pheonix are owned by the same company. Atleast Award and Pheonix seem to be at anyrate. I could be wrong about this, but this would be due to the lack of attention on this little piece of software you are required to buy.

    Unlike the Microsoft software where you at least (all though arguably) have a choice to buy a system without it... the same can't be said about the BIOS. Now they have a good product... worth paying for, though I wish they would have added some more *nix like features quite frankly, and it's a pain when one motherboard has for example the Symbios boot for cheep scsi cards feature, where another motherboard with the same make bios is missing that feature, dispite the fact that it's been shown this could be added with ease, and heaven forbid any end user requests for these features present in one and not the other.

    So, when Pheonix decides to be most irrating and implement systems like this, who are you going to turn to? I honestly don't know the actual cost of the bios licensing and it's cost per PC motherboard, but I'd wager to guess it's pretty cheep... based on what i've seen in old computer shopers, some companies were charging like $20 a chip. I assume it's a sub $20 per chip fee. I personaly am happy to pay it, as these companies pretty much became comercialy viable because they undersold Compaq and IBM, and dispite their flaws they are the lesser of the big blue and wannabe blue.

    This is one of those products that you pretty much either *assume* you have legit license for, based on faith that the motherboard maker. For your average geek, it's pretty much a simple task to establish wether or not you have license for the product.

    It's also one of those products that the end user doesn't typicaly pirate. Pirated, or rather, bootleged bios are typical found on the cheepest motherboards available. I do not feel that this is the solution as it's not typicaly the end user pirating their product, it's little no name companies that buy their product bulk from the likes of PC Chips and resell them without a licensed bios.

    *SOLUTION* why not ask for cash? You may say what you will about these companies, but unless the freebios projects mature enough there isn't really much of an alternative, and it is a product worth paying for as it does make the system work, and i'm all for supporting them as they pretty much are, in part, responcible for the whole clone market, until something better comes out. If their product is indeed typicaly sub $20.00 for that little holographic sticker, this is a VERY small price to pay for updates. During y2k, they would have made a KILLING on all those cheep ass funky motherboards if they were able to provide on their website the correct bios based on it's ID number, explain that you need to pay $20.00 to download it, rather then the more foolish end users who bought copies of that Symantic product to compensate for only level 2 complience.

    The alternative is getting bad press about some little old lady who bought a system on good faith, who in good faith bought a system, getting her hard drive wiped because of someone else bootleging a product she doesn't understand exists.

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  32. For the paranoid by mj01nir · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yup, time to tighten up my outbound firewall rules.

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  33. And keep the keys on a USB keychain! by xixax · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is a far saner, less failure prone solution to "The Problem". I have already seen similar hardware solutions used by a friend who develops commercially sensitive commerce stuff, the laptop's a paperweight without the key-card.

    Only keep your keys on a something like a USB keychain rather than proprietary hardware. Then attach it to said employee's security pass so they don't leave it plugged into the laptop (or keep a log that emails you every time the laptop is shut down with the USB key left plugged in).

    But alas, I can see the PHBs of the world will demand the Mission Impossible version because it sounds cooler.

    Xix.

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  34. I shouldn't tell this secret, but... by sludg-o · · Score: 5, Informative

    It always amazes me when some student at my campus steals a lab computer and doesn't think that our DHCP server will let us know the next time it gets plugged back in to our network. Over half our stolen computers get recovered that way. Just last night, one was stolen (end of the academic year is always bad for theft) and the kid decides to plug it in in his room. He really should have waited 5 more days to use it and he would have graduated on time. Now he is facing expulsion. Idiots!

    1. Re:I shouldn't tell this secret, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      "It always amazes me when some student at my campus steals a lab computer and doesn't think that our DHCP server will let us know the next time it gets plugged back in to our network. Over half our stolen computers get recovered that way. Just last night, one was stolen (end of the academic year is always bad for theft) and the kid decides to plug it in in his room. He really should have waited 5 more days to use it and he would have graduated on time. Now he is facing expulsion. Idiots!"

      How about the student working on his thesis that decides it's a good idea to do a ISS scan on the college network...using the TRIAL version thus producing a nice popup on EVERY pc telling who scanned you and from what IP!!

  35. repeat Slammer virus alert! by Catcher80 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Wow. I can totally see something like the Slammer virus coming along and either wiping out Phoenix's computers and screwing them up badly, or just attacking all computers and forcing the ones with this BIOS to do some pretty nasty stuff. Of course, this will only teach more people to back up their data more often.

    Kind of reminds me of Hackers. "Hackers of the world unite!"
    woot.

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  36. Uhmmm problem. by mark-t · · Score: 4, Insightful
    People who steal computers don't steal them to use them, they steal them to sell them to other, otherwise completely innocent people.

    Now, just how upset would you be if someone came to your door and said that the laptop you bought on eBay last week was stolen? Granted, you'd try to contact the seller to get your money back, but if he's been even the slightest bit clever about things, you might never find out who it was. Further, even if you *DO* find out who the guy is, you still won't get your money back because he'll probably be doing jailtime in the very near future, if he isn't already. Of course, you can legally sue him, but just how do you think you're going to collect?

    Not that I'm saying that theft should be ignored... it shouldn't. But doesn't anyone think that efforts might be better spent on technologies that might enable them to catch the criminals *BEFORE* they exploit someone else?

    1. Re:Uhmmm problem. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It would certainly suck to be in that position, but I'm sure that in the future you would be a lot more careful buying equipment. In general it might not be a bad thing--if stolen computer equipment started to be recovered in large numbers, without refunds made to the purchasers, the effect would be to reduce the demand for stolen equipment.


      Many people wouldn't hesitate to buy a computer off of eBay with no other information then the specs, but would never buy a stereo off of the back of a truck in an alley, even though the two may be coming from the same place. While we need to make efforts to catch criminals before they can pass the goods on to someone else, people also need to be aware of where their equipment may be coming from. That laptop with a corporate ID sticker on it may be surplus--or it may be stolen. As a buyer, it's your responsibility to be confident that you aren't buying hot gear.

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  37. ouch by x757x · · Score: 4, Funny

    now that would be THE anti-theft feature. who would screw with that? /me wonders....

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    1. Re:ouch by shepd · · Score: 4, Funny

      >who would screw with that?

      Women?

      Nahhh....

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    2. Re:ouch by Pall+Agamemnides · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Ohhh! My ovaries!"

  38. What happens... by nametaken · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...if my network connection is down? Will my machine refuse to boot?

  39. Hmmm.... by mckeever · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think some of the technical folks on here have missed the point: A 'ping' signal doesn't have be the regular ICMP ping. It could be any sort of protocol that requests an echo back from the target.

    I do think that an awful lot of people on here are getting the point: What happens when I, mister malicious black
    hat decides to spend a little money on research material and aquires, by one menas or another, a few of these units for destructive testing and reverse engineering? Now I can spoof the Pheonix server on any given LAN and - proof - Merry Christmas, Bob's your uncle!

    I can see the military and paramilitary organizations liking something like this. I'd also be surprised if they don't have something similar under lock and key right now. If I recall, most of the concern over the laptops wasn't over the data on them, but more over how the security procedures when awry. There were one or two that went missing from internal areas that wouldn't have been equipped for travel, but they likely wouldn't have been protected by this system either.

    Personally, I think people fall into one of two categories:

    1) The stupid/ignorant. These people wouldn't buy this BIOS anyway. They're gonna be hooped when their data gets lost/stolen.

    2) The paranoid. These people are probably already using strong encryption, finger print scanners, etc. They're gonna be hooped as well... unless they were paranoid enough to do regular backups! Admittedly, the thief won't have access to the data, but I suspect most of the stolen laptops get wiped shortly after the thief copies the porn off for his own amusement anyway.

    I see IT managers loving this because it covers their arses. I see the users either not needing it or not liking it. ...just my 3 cents worth (Canadian funds :-)

    -Rob

    1. Re:Hmmm.... by HBI · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I suggest to you that a military organization would use hardware that is sturdy and reliable, with quality encryption.

      I also suggest that the computer hardware utilized for this job would not be permitted to exit certain areas through the utilization of access controls and a complex system of security clearance that only permits acceptable people to have access to data of various levels of classification.

      You would have sealed rooms, sealed networks, safes, measures against electronic eavesdropping. Guard dogs and barbed wire, as well as guys with SAWs, are not out of the question either.

      Lastly, i'd suggest that anything like the Phoenix system would be considered totally inappropriate because if you let the data get into a situation like that, you've already failed in your charge to keep the data secure.

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  40. Re:oh dear oh dear by ColaMan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does anyone recall the low-level format utility that used to be built into hard drive controller ROMS?

    All we need now is some script kiddie to figure out the address of the "ZAP" routine in the Phoenix BIOS to jmp to, then the next outlook virus will cause hell. Change one instruction anywhere in your system's software (I guess boot sector is as good as any, before protected mode) to jump to that point, and all is lost.

    Why bother with your own devious erase code, when Phoenix thoughtfully provides one for you?

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  41. What authentication is used by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I see all these posts about sniffing and other attacks but how about the question of how Theftguard's website actually authenticates that YOU are the owner of the pc being reported stolen. What if the data needed is ON the pc or some other easily bypassed measure. This is doomed.

  42. Not bad but kinda cheep. by mrmeval · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's cheep security, None of the peripherals seem to be protected and that's the meat of any system.

    If you buy a used PC with that system in it you should have the ability to contact the maintainer of the system to work out ownership transfer. There should be no fee for this.

    Prediction by MrPredicter:

    One week after deployment a copy of the BIOS will be posted to usenet, Seventy Six Milliseconds after that it's cracked, patched and offered on WareZ sites with instructions on how to burn, unplug or desolder and install the new chip.

    Fixing the above, off the top of my head:

    Hardwired into the motherboard is a distributed encryption device that holds all of the motherboard chips, drives, ram and compatible installed cards in an inactive state until a USB or other device is insterted. The unlocking device needs to have been activated with a PIN prior to insertion so that the secret key inside can encrypt a challenge response with the devices in the computer. The device in the computer should also do realtime transparent encryption of the drives and offer network encryption as it would be trivial to add. Internal keys in the device would be the provence of the local IT security staff, they could not be changed by the user.

    One nice feature of this method is that, with a well setup OS each users network presence (data, settings, drives ect) could be transparently encrypted, each PC would be generic with no user or company data stored on the PC just on the network. Other networkable protocols could be implemented. I think Linux is close to part of this done in software.

    The device would need to be distributed, that way an attacker would have to compromise every device in the computer to make any use of the computer. Even the ram would not be of use.

    It would be possible to do this in a compatible way to protect the addons use extenders/risers that contain the encryption receivers which would be epoxied to circuit cards, drives and ram would slightly reduce cost and void warranties but allow easier upgrades by just adding a riser. The other method is to order specially modified hardware and only the Motherboard needs this. Yes, there are all sorts of drawbacks mostly stability issues and the CPU is stil not protected from theft.

    Isn't there some sort of specification for all this, this didn't just come to me a vacuum, well I vacuumed it up, most probably from the cypherpunks mailing list but can't remember.

    Total added cost to the PC, too much:

    Just hire a damned good degreed security specialist and a retain a good physical security consultantcy and let them work with a team of people to implement a reasonable security system and stick with it. Add to that good training for the security people and rigorous *reoccuring* background checks. Also a mid/upper level management that actually listens to the experts in this is needed, eviserate the dead weight as needed.

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  43. nice scenarios in comments so far by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Funny

    here's another:

    disgruntled fired admin, on his last day, instructs firewall servers to redirect pings to phoenixbios.net: boom! every computer in the company gets an empty harddrive ;-P

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  44. Re:Location? by The_dev0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's directly across the road from 106.223.16.96, stupid. Gee whiz, you'll never be a cop.

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  45. Introducing a single point of failure by gotan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So if an evil minded Hax0r gets his hands into Phoenix' server, or manages to get at the keycodes and to redirect the trafic, he can wipe all of any corporations laptops if they adopted this scheme?

    That means they're introducing a risc to get their business fscked (or rather formatted) if they depend on those laptops and need to connect them to the internet. I think that's a high price to pay to protect against the theft of a few laptops.

    Also it doesn't even work: maybe it's hard to change the BIOS chip (given a replacement BIOS and the right equipment it should be doable), but if the thief is really interested in just the data he simply reads it without conecting the laptop to the internet, or he even removes the harddisk altogether and analyses its contents.

    If they really want to protect their data they should go for encrypted filesystems or at least encrypt the sensible data so only authorized persons can access it, problem solved.

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  46. Most Criminals ARE Stupid by Detritus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Your average criminal is looking for some fast cash, and doesn't know a damn thing about IP, firewalls or flashing the BIOS.

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    1. Re:Most Criminals ARE Stupid by 91degrees · · Score: 2, Insightful

      True.

      It's probably not beyond them to throw out the hard drive and motherboard, and sell the rest of the components of course. CPU, RAM, and monitor will probably make the theft worthwhile. The theft prevention probably isn't really designed to deal with this though. It's more for protecting trade secrets.

      Professionals who are after the trade secrets will be more savvy, and will decide not to connect to the internet (although they'll probably have just taken the hard drive).

      It will prevent accidental leaking of information from stolen machines, and frustrate some small time criminals, but isn't really going to eliminatre computer theft.

  47. Wow, to be THAT hacker by sterno · · Score: 3, Funny

    Somebody hacks into the company and flips the kill switch on all the bios's. Thousdands of laptops, most of them not backed up routinely, are wiped. Ouchy.

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  48. Re:Volume? by no_mayl · · Score: 2, Informative

    How about they go online every 24H or every boot which ever comes 1st.

    And see my previous post.

    "
    The technology for this is not new ....
    it was just under the radar for 3 years.

    http://news.com.com/2010-1080-281524.html
    http: //www.sysopt.com/forum/Forum5/HTML/006707.htm l
    "

    So it would seem that Phoenix has thought this out.
    1000 hits per sec, each hit taking less that 1s to process. It only needs 5 servers running Apache @200 con/s.
    And 10 million uuids (16 bytes each+1byte for the kill flag) that would only require a 170MB database (which can be chached in ram on each of the servers)...

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  49. Stop big business from playing cops by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As it stands now, this looks like a bad idea, as expressed multiple times by many of the comments. Besides the technical problems, to me it points to a larger problem that is growing every day: Private businesses trying to provide law enforcement.

    Assuming they could get past all the potential technical hurdles regarding security and authentication, we still are basically saying that a private company can alter/damage the contents of a computer legally without any coordination with law enforcement. That scares me.

    Basically, this is sort of a computer version of low-jack. Which is cool. But in this version, it would be as if you could call up the low-jack people, have the car disabled, get a report of where the car is and take care of the matter yourself. Of course, as far as I can tell, low-jack doesn't work that way. My roommate can't find my documentation for the low-jack, make a phone call and leave me stranded just to play a joke.

    I'd like to see this system in place. I for one sure would be happier to know that if somebody stole one of my laptops there was some method out there to recover it. But that's a job for the police, not some big business. Sure, Phoenix can build tools that I might buy that would assist the police, but I'd want to be dang sure that they can't do anything to one of my machines until the cops tell them it's all right. And the cops can't tell them that until I've filed a police report and asked them to do it.

    Yes, I know that law enforcement has a long way to go to really get a handle on computer based crimes, and at the moment are pretty impotent in catching the bad guys. But what I don't like seeing is big faceless corporations coming in and picking up the slack.

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  50. What about the BIOS reset jumper? by cyberbrian · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Do most recent laptops have one?
    I know most/many desktiop motherboards have a jumper that allows you to reset the BIOS.

    Wouldn't that disable this "feature"?

    B.

  51. Is this *smart* by vidarlo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Eades hopes the TheftGuard logo--which could be presented in a visible place on the laptop--would itself deter thieves. By installing protection at the BIOS level, the standard process of reformatting or replacing hard drives won't work. The machine, then, is virtually useless to any thirds party (unless, of course, they can stay off of the Internet).
    Exactly. As long as they stay off internet, nothing happends. And of course, the computer might be valueless then, if you don't wanna change any parts. But you can get out the data. And since the aim here is not to protect the computer (Well...that also since it can give location), but Data! And when you put a mark on a computer, it will say to the thief: Hey. Take me, but don't connect to the internet. If this shall work, it has to be hidden. I do not think I would connect such computer to the internet. So then you are back at starting line? Maybe a computer that called home, via satelite or GSM networks. Then it would be far more difficult to cut off. But again, then it would have to be "Don't call, we call you", the Phoenix side would have to call your box, saying hello, can you please get rid of that sensitive data?. Anyway, the BIOS is hardwired...so go on....change.

  52. Anti-Theft BIOS? by The+Original+Yama · · Score: 4, Funny

    Every time I open a system case, I feel like stealing the BIOS. Screw the CPU(s), memory, video card(s) and hard drive(s), just gimme that BIOS chip!

    1. Re:Anti-Theft BIOS? by cscx · · Score: 2, Funny

      Kind of like breaking into a pimped-out ride and stealing the fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror.

  53. Lot's of noise but .... by louisfreeman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    a computer gets stolen, thieve removes the harddrive, sticks it into a second computer (with an older BIOS) ..... and reads the disk. How does this Hot New Protection from Phoenix protect business information/secrets ? a full-disk encryption seems to be more effective

  54. Wipe it's drive?! Oh come on... by Bowie+J.+Poag · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Oh gee, like thats gonna be REAL popular with people.. How long will it take an enterprising young 14-year-old to write a little hack that sits on a network, opens promiscuous mode on a NIC, watches for calls to Phoenix's verification IP, and answers back with a smurfed "AAGH! DANGER WILL ROBINSON!" reply before Phoenix, Inc. has a chance to?

    And I, for one, don't want the operation of my machine to be wholly dependent upon whether or not it's connected to a public network.

    Stupid idea, if you ask me.

    You want PC security? A note on the wall that says "If you screw with this machine, I'll know, and i'm quite capable of kicking your ass, having you fired, or both." will do the trick nicely. :)

    Seriously..When I was in HS, the guy who ran the computer room was massively anti-piracy. If he even *suspected* you were using pirated shit in the lab, he'd confiscate your disk and literally staple it to the wall. Got the point across.

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  55. Re:29 Comments and not one.. by Brad2021hk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    SMI = System Management Interrupt.

    When an SMI is triggered the system jumps to a special memory space called SMM. SMM space can only be accessed/modified when in SMI. The BIOS implements the handler and the handler cannot be taken over by the OS. Lots of events can cause an SMI. That is a possible mechanism.

    Check out the feature in chapter 5 of the ICH5 datasheet
    http://www.intel.com/design/chipsets/da tashts/2525 16.htm

    Before everyone goes crazy bashing Intel, every x86 chipset/system supports SMI since 386.

  56. actually you are both right, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    You are both correct, although the original poster added an unnecessary "i" in his usage.

    However, while english accepts the plural "viruses", the technically correct plural form of "Virus" is "Viri". We are of course going with the Nominative plural form of the the latin noun Virus (meaning Poison). But you probably already new this fact and the fact that many english words are derived from latin (focus, foci would be another example of the same situation).

    singular
    -us
    -i
    -o
    -um
    -o

    plural
    -i
    -orum
    -is
    -os
    -is

    You should make sure you know what you are talking about before you go slamming someone for being pretentious. Its possible he's just better educated than you are.

    -rt

    1. Re:actually you are both right, but... by eeyoredragon · · Score: 5, Funny

      you forgot the suggested:
      2 viruses = virii
      3 viruses = viriii
      and so on. now doesn't that make one feel educated? ;) i honestly wonder how some people get their degrees.

      i guess an unknown quantity of viruses would be vir(i*)... as in, "well, there are many vir(i*) that could be the end of humanity." *shakes head in wonderment*

  57. Security measures by Advocadus+Diaboli · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I don't think that you'll need an "anti-theft BIOS". At the moment I find enough security features inside the BIOS:
    • Simple password protection
    • Boot only when a special USB memory stick is plugged in
    • Access to system requires a Smartcard with a PIN (that's a feature of my employers PC products)
    • Harddisk password funcitions

    I think the main problem with computer theft is not the loss of some more or less cheap piece of hardware. That can be replaced easily. The major damage is that you'll lose your data. But security measurs like the harddisk security features that are stored in a hard disks firmware make it very hard to get access to the data. Especially considering that a normal thief is not an IT expert.
    If industrial espionage is concerned then your enemy has enough knowledge to do bad things when he has real phyical access to the machine. So a BIOS won't help much to keep an expert away from my data if I don't do additional measures.
    What would be really helpful against data loss is a BIOS that goes on strike if I don't do backups of my data frequently... but that leads us to the problem that there is no easy way of backing up 80 Gigabytes on a 3.5 inch floppy... :-)
  58. As effective as the coded car radio. by aaaurgh · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Let's face it, the thief who steals it won't have the problem, it'll be the poor sap daft enough to buy it at the end of the chain. Just like the stolen coded (i.e. not-working) car radios which get sold at the local pub/garage sale/car boot sale - who's going to have all the necessary gear to check it at the time of purchase.

    By the time the buyer realises, the thief is long gone - it just moves the problem, doesn't eliminate it. Just like the car immobiliser law brought in here in Western Australia - all cars have to have them. So now we get people being attacked near their cars or in the house so the thief can get the keys.

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  59. Re:What stops someone from swaping out the bios ch by Technician · · Score: 2, Funny

    Time for tin foil underwear!

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  60. Screw the BIOS sell me the sticker! by gad_zuki! · · Score: 3, Funny

    Likewise, it doesn't take more than a little research to find someone who can make "Phoenix Theft-Guard Protected" stickers for your laptop for a few pennies a pop.

    Personally, I'd go with the "This Laptop is GPS enabled and filled with C4 explosives set to go off when reported stolen. Enjoy life with your three out of ten fingers."

    1. Re:Screw the BIOS sell me the sticker! by dmoen · · Score: 2, Funny
      Personally, I'd go with the "This Laptop is GPS enabled and filled with C4 explosives set to go off when reported stolen.


      Good luck getting your laptop past airport security and aboard an airplane.


      Oooooh nooooo! Not the anal probe!!!!

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  61. When in Rome.. by McNally · · Score: 5, Funny

    you forgot the suggested:
    2 viruses = virii
    3 viruses = viriii
    and so on...

    i guess an unknown quantity of viruses would be vir(i*)...


    No, no, no.. It's inelegant to extend a latin root by just adding extra "i"s.. To be true to the spirit of the language, surely it would be more appropriate to proceed thusly:

    4 viruses = viriv
    9 viruses = virix
    1001 viruses = virmi

    etc..
  62. No so outlandish by fizbin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually, the grandparent post suggests the first viable attack on this that I've seen suggested here - the other attacks (network tricks, etc.) rely on Phoenix's BIOS designers being so amazingly technically incompetent that they wouldn't cryptographically sign the "kill yourself" message.

    This attack, however, relies only on a single instance of minor social incompetence by a call-desk employee. Attacks like this have already been shown to work on large corporations who are supposedly in the business of verifying identity - remember when VeriSign handed out two certificates for "Microsoft Corporation" to people who just asked for them?

    The disadvantage of this attack is that it would in all likelihood be relatively easy to trace who had done it - it's highly unlikely that Phoenix's call center would accept a "my laptop's been stolen" call from a pay phone, and their procedures may even call for confirming any theft report by calling the supposed rightful owner back.

    However, depending on the relationship between Phoenix and the major OEMs, the attack may get easier - it may be much easier to get Phoenix to think that I'm a Dell call-center employee reporting the theft of Mr. BigWig's laptop than to convince Phoenix that I'm Mr. BigWig or his authorized representative. That's something we'll have to wait and see on - it all depends on how the social network between Phoenix and the large OEMs are designed.

    I'm certain that there's no one thinking up a technical attack here on slashdot that's viable against this system in the field. However, I have a reasonable expectation of incompetence from large corporations when it comes to designing the social network half of this system.

    1. Re:No so outlandish by Alsee · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's never safe to bet against incompetence :D

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  63. Meanwhile, in the secret Cavern... by elpapacito · · Score: 3, Funny

    Some guy in the Phoenix marketing has a brilliant idea ! Let's "market" the bios so that every year the user is forced to buy a "security upgrade" and let's call it a "security feature". At worse we'll blame either pirates like some other big company does, or we'll blame hackers. I hear the master hacker is hiding in caves...

    It seems obvious to me they want to extract more money out of customers by crippling the bios rather then by really improving it.

  64. The security of this by geek4ever · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This idea goes completely against my most trusted and effective security practice. Don't give even the most trusted person more access than need, or in this case, don't give them an ability you wouldn't want anyone in the world to have. The idea of my computer being a tracking device, or for that matter wiping out it's hard drive is not appealing to me. Anyone know how good this things' authentication is?

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