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Bonzi Class Action Suit Settled: No Foolin'!

An anonymous reader writes "According to this article in the Toronto Star, a class action suit against Bonzi Software has reached a settlement. Bonzi will not pay damages but will be required to stop using fake user interface (FUI) style error messages to trick users into clicking on their banners. This is a big win for the community as it will help to improve the Internet's ailing perceived user experience. Most of you have seen Bonzi's banners, and probably most of you won't admit to having been fooled by them at some point. Well, imagine how many novice computer users were tricked into installing again, or paying for software they really did not need. Congratulations and thanks to Lukins & Annis for a job well done. Interestingly, bonzi.com has been returning connection refused all day. This is usually one of the net's busiest sites."

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  1. wow, how is this good? by sweeney37 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    so how does this help those same novice users who had to pay for expensive PC repair because they also didn't know how to remove the software?

    Mike

    1. Re:wow, how is this good? by PhxBlue · · Score: 5, Informative

      It doesn't, truthfully; but those novice users are still responsible for their actions. More importantly, this will help future novice users from falling for the same spiel. Sometimes, that's all you can do.

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    2. Re:wow, how is this good? by linuxChique · · Score: 4, Funny

      Who wants to volunteer to write one of those FUI ads to install Linux on all those poor fools' Windoze machines?

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      the penguin will eat you.
    3. Re:wow, how is this good? by ect0plasm · · Score: 3, Funny

      karma whore! *pointsfinger* (Score:-1 Troll)

    4. Re:wow, how is this good? by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Who wants to volunteer to write one of those FUI ads to install Linux on all those poor fools' Windoze machines?"

      Ah yes, that way millions of people could say "WTF? Why don't any of my games work?!"

  2. Overstated Impact by dtolton · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "The San Luis Obispo, Calif., software company has reached a
    settlement in a landmark U.S. case that could have far-reaching
    impact for companies that try to disguise their online banner
    ads."

    That seems like a pretty drastic over-statement. This is a
    settlement, the judge didn't decide in their favor. I don't
    think settlements have any value as far as precedent goes.
    That's why so many people settle cases in the first place. To
    classify this as a "landmark" case looks like someone is having
    delusions of grandeur.

    I am happy to see that they'll stop using those irritating
    banners though. They don't usually get me anymore, but every
    once in a while they'll cause a minor palpitation (unless of
    course I'm on a Linux box).

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    Doug Tolton

    "The destruction of a value which is, will not bring value to that which isn't." -John Galt
    1. Re:Overstated Impact by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Informative

      I don't think settlements have any value as far as precedent goes.

      IANAL, but they do...

      See, this settlement means that it's not correct to say that Bonzi lost the lawsuit, but it does allow somebody to say that Bonzi didn't win either. They gave up, indicating that Bonzi didn't believe enough in its own argument to bother to take it to a judge or jury.

      So, to the next Bonzi-like company that comes along the message is that FUI isn't likely to be defendable in court. Yeah, there's a chance somebody else could defend the use of FUI in court and end up a winner because in the eyes of the court this is still an undecided question. However, in the eyes of the greedy businessman there's already a precedent logged in the world's history that says the first company to try to use FUI in a bold way got a public embarassment and was forced to accept an agreement that made them promise to never use FUI again.

      Will there eventually be somebody willing to take the chance that FUI will stand up in court, of course. However, there's a good number of business people who when shown what happened to Bonzi will take that information and conclude that "somebody already tried that and failed" and take their company's marketing in a differnt direction, so it's going to be a good long time before somebody bold enough to make heavy use of FUI comes along.

      FUI's not dead, but this settlement has it hospitalized.

  3. Ah... by Obiwan+Kenobi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Interestingly, bonzi.com has been returning connection refused all day. This is usually one of the net's busiest sites.

    Ah...a little thing called justice.

    1. Re:Ah... by Empty_One · · Score: 5, Interesting

      That's funny, the site worked fine for me, and it even popped up one of those error like advertisements warning my that my pc was broadcasting my IP address.

    2. Re:Ah... by danheskett · · Score: 5, Funny

      Haha.. that ad was always the funniest thing to me. "Your computer is 'broadcasting' an IP address".

      Sounds scary! "Broadcasting", "address", "IP" - sounds terrifying for a newbie.

      Funny how essential things like "routing information" can be turned into a scary thing to uninformed users. Funny meaning "sad".

    3. Re:Ah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      "Your computer is 'broadcasting' an IP address"

      Quick! Install the latest WinXP security patch!

    4. Re:Ah... by Frater+219 · · Score: 4, Funny
      Haha.. that ad was always the funniest thing to me. "Your computer is 'broadcasting' an IP address".

      The first time I saw that, I was reminded of a schoolyard taunt: "Your epidermis is showing!"

      (To make this funny, you have to consider that not every kid knew what his epidermis was, and that it wasn't dirty for [parts of] it to be showing ...)

    5. Re:Ah... by canajin56 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Another good one is to say "Your computer is insecure. Any website you browse can access your files." and then right below it, put a frame with a url of something like "file:///%userprofile%/My%20Documents" or "file:///~" or whatever, depending on the OS and browser reported.

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    6. Re:Ah... by ENOENT · · Score: 5, Funny
      The first time I saw that, I was reminded of a schoolyard taunt: "Your epidermis is showing!"

      So, I take it that you didn't go to a girls' school in Saudi Arabia?

      --
      That's "Mr. Soulless Automaton" to you, Bub.
    7. Re:Ah... by Cruciform · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey, it worked.
      500,000 people just stopped broadcasting! :)

  4. Bonzi buddy! by mao+che+minh · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Anyone remember when Bonzi first came out? I was a tech back then, and almost all of the systems on the campus were crashing and experiencing major slow down for a couple of days. I would run the usual gamut of questions: "Did you install anything new? Are you using AIM or ICQ? How many programs do you have open?". Asking these questions over the phone is futile, but you do it anyways, cause you're a lazy tech and you don't want to leave the air conditioned NOC. So I had to eventually turn off the game of Quake, log out of heat.net, and carry my lazy ass down to all of the offices. It was funny to be half listening to the clerk/professor/secretary/manager telling me about how they "never install anything on their computer" and how they "always run scandisk and the virus scanner on Friday at 4:30pm" and bla bla bla, just as their system grinds to a halt with a big purple ape on the screen jumping out at you, and the jarring blare of a long drawn out "uh ohh!!" that corresponds with the reception of 80 new ICQ messages.

    1. Re:Bonzi buddy! by malia8888 · · Score: 5, Funny

      just as their system grinds to a halt with a big purple ape [bonzi.com] on the screen jumping out at you,

      The true victim in this lawsuit is the purple ape. He has been neutered and sent to a zoo;)

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    2. Re:Bonzi buddy! by Schezar · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh gods.

      People at my (former) office would huddle around the monitor and watch the little bastard perform. Never believed me when I told them what it was, and yet constantly complained that their PCs were too slow.

      Of course, now I work for IBM (work.. Yet I'm somehow posting on /. at 2:30pm), and I've no doubt that if anyone were caught with Bonzi installed on their machine, they would be laughed out of the department.

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    3. Re:Bonzi buddy! by TopShelf · · Score: 5, Funny

      If there was any justice, it would be the developers who got neutered...

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  5. Good job! by aeinome · · Score: 4, Funny

    I agree, m4d props to L&A for showing them up. I've never actually clicked on one of them (I swear) but my friend, who uses the same computer, does so numerously. I pretty much have to uninstall Gator and such on a daily basis.

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    When you don't have a leg to stand on, don't even get up.
  6. Ya, I was fooled... by oscast · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought my OS X aqua icons turned into these nasty, square-shaped, clunky, windows-esch styled buttons.

  7. my dad used it... by zbowling · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Seems to be work for me. Maybe your isp blocked that domain on there dns servers. Interestingly anough I got this popup image when I visted the site.

    My dad used to use bonzi before I explained what a fool he was for installing spy ware. He like the bonzi-buddy (the little Microsoft Agent Charater) because he could make it talk and it would sing to him.

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    No.
    1. Re:my dad used it... by Theaetetus · · Score: 3, Funny
      My dad used to use bonzi before I explained what a fool he was for installing spy ware. He like the bonzi-buddy (the little Microsoft Agent Charater) because he could make it talk and it would sing to him.

      Maybe you should trade your dad's computer for a parrot. ;)

      -T

    2. Re:my dad used it... by terrymr · · Score: 4, Informative

      They have 30 days to stop using the popups.

  8. Bonzi, Ponzi, Shmonzi ? by McSnarf · · Score: 5, Interesting
    What will keep Bonzi from "selling the idea" to another seemingly independent company?
    Their scheme (not to be mistaken for the way more profitable, way more illegal Ponzi scheme) most likely made them enough money to be of value to a lot of other seedy companies.

    Still - a milestone !

  9. Re:Oh bullshit by Gorm+the+DBA · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Except for one thing...parody with intent to defraud is not protected, and never has been (so far as I know, IANAL). Bonzai and other similar UI based ads were completely and totally intended to fool the unsupecting user into taking an action they ordinarily wouldn't, and generally to spend money they wouldn't ordinarily spend. That's fraud, and it's illegal, even if you claim it's a parody.

  10. Big win? by GuyMannDude · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Bonzi will not pay damages but will be required to stop using fake user interface (FUI) style error messages to trick users into clicking on their banners. This is a big win for the community ...

    A big win? What are you smoking? Bonzai duped countless users for years and completely got away with it. They didn't have to pay anything. A big win would be if they got slapped with such a huge fine that it would serve as a lesson to other companies contemplating the same sort of "business model".

    GMD

    1. Re:Big win? by notque · · Score: 5, Funny

      A big win? What are you smoking? Bonzai duped countless users for years and completely got away with it. They didn't have to pay anything. A big win would be if they got slapped with such a huge fine.

      No, A big win would be if they got slapped with a large trout.

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      http://use.perl.org
  11. Cavaliers by Jack+Comics · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bonzi doesn't have to pay any money? I guess Perfect Tommy and the rest of the Hong Kong Cavaliers managed to save the day after all!

    Bad joke, I know but it had to be said, err... written. :)

    --
    "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." - Oscar Wilde
    1. Re:Cavaliers by Jack+Comics · · Score: 3, Informative

      Sigh. Kids these days. You assumed incorrectly. It was a reference to the science-fiction cult classic film Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai in the Eighth Dimension." It was a movie made in 1984, starring Peter Weller, John Lithgow, Ellen Barkin, Jeff Goldblum, Christopher Lloyd, and Clancy Brown. A television series based on the movie has been in development Hell for the past few years. Who knows if it'll actually see daylight. But the original movie remains a classic, and some semi-famous quotes, including "No matter where you go, there you are," came from the film.

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      "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." - Oscar Wilde
    2. Re:Cavaliers by iamsure · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Because bonzi doesnt have to pay any money?"

      Of course not - they hit the monkey, and won the cash!

  12. Your Computer is Being Controlled by a Moron by dbravender · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your operating system sucks. Click here to install Linux now! [Ok]

  13. Re:Oh bullshit by Theaetetus · · Score: 4, Interesting
    That's also why advertisers use interfaces that are very similar. They want to encourage familiarity and comfort with their ad, to get people to click on it.

    You're either trolling or smoking something, but I'll bite. These are not 'similar' interfaces to encourage familiarity and comfort. These are 'similar' interfaces to deceive "customers" into thinking that it's not an advertisement but rather is part of the system's normal warnings.
    It's kin to the full-page magazine ads that look just like stories - which have been found to be deceiving, which is why they all have to have 'advertisement' printed at the top and bottom.

    Also, parodic uses of common UI's do occur. These are protected under the first amendment. Just for civil liberties in general this is a bad court case. It's similar to the Nike free-speech/commercial speech court case recently in the US supreme court.

    This was not a parody. This was not a satire. This was intended to deceive viewers into thinking it actually was the original art, thus violating the protections given to parody and satire.

    -T

  14. Re:Oh bullshit by TamMan2000 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I will admit up front that I am not terribly familiar with this case, but I have to say that I think you are wrong.

    Don't misunderstand me, I am a HUGE fan of the first amendment (and an ACLU member). But I believe that the Bonzi ads are fraud. Fraud is not protected, not should it be. They are trying to trick people into clicking, not entice people into clicking, a very important difference. I don't think that this adversely effects the 1st, even in cases of interface parody... (esp. since it is a settlement, not a decision).

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  15. Re:SYSTEM WARNING! by Jack+Comics · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... Your system apparently is also in need of a decent spellchecker. Please go here for more information.

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    "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." - Oscar Wilde
  16. Bubba Asks by Arbogast_II · · Score: 3, Funny

    What in tarnations are yall talkin about. I use Mozilla everyday, I never seen one of these Bonzi Gorilla Men!!!! What is the big hullabaloo about:)

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    HenryJamesFeltus.com
  17. OH PLEASE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ### GIVE ME A BREAK! ### Has anyone noticed the guy (Philip J. Carstens) who is suing Bonzi Software also sued his "former employer" after he sustained an "injury" of a "traumatic nature" when he bit into a piece of "Halloween Candy" taken from a dish located on the reception desk of his employer and "broke loose a dental crown."

    It's kind of like the story about the burglar who sued for being trapped for 8 days in a garage of a house that he burgled -- with "nothing" to survive on, except a case of soft drinks and a bag of dry dog food.

    You should read his legal arguement: "The candy was either furnished by Mr. Carstens' employer, or by the receptionist employed by Mr. Carstens' employer, with full knowledge of the company's management and because the injury occurred in the course of his employment, Mr. Carstens had clearly sustained an injury compensable under the Industrial Insurance Act."

    Compensable? What does that word mean? Do they mean like... as in... compensation? Do they mean like... M-O-N-E-Y?

    But the really shocking thing is: HE WON THE CANDY LAWSUIT AND ACTUALLY GOT MONEY FOR HIS "TRAUMATIC INJURIES"! You can read all the "traumatic" details of that fateful day at: http://www.wa.gov/biia/890723.htm

    However, there's one more interesting twist to this story. It turns out the "businessman" who filed the lawsuit is not really a "businessman" after all, but a lawyer who is just pretending to be someone else -- and it gets worse -- the "employer" that Mr. Carstens sued was none-other-than the law firm of "Ludkins & Annis" -- that's right, the same law firm who is now suing Bonzi Software on Mr. Carstens' behalf.

    If you are scratching your head, so am I. I don't get it. What's really going on here? This lawyer claims he does not work for the law firm of Ludkins & Annis -- yet, their website in Google's "cache" says: "Philip J. Carstens has been a principal at the law firm of Ludkins & Annis since 1974."

    SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. YOU HAVE A LAWYER -- WHO SUID HIS OWN LAW FIRM FOR BEING "TRAUMATICLY INJURED" BY A PIECE OF HALOWEEN CANDY -- AND NOW THIS SAME GUY HAS BEEN "INJURED" BY INTERNET POP-UP ADS TOO.

    The poor guy. I guess some people just have all the bad luck.

  18. How do ads like these work? by Schezar · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not just Bonzai, but all of those ads that try to 'trick' users into clicking through: fake 'X' buttons, bogus radio buttons, etc...

    How many people, once fooled into the company's web site, decide "Hey, I'm already here. Why not give them my credit card number for some useless piece of shit I don't need."

    ?

    I'm serious. Has there ever been a study on this sort of thing?

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  19. People like that make me sick. by Le+Marteau · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Liars. They think lying's an OK way to make a buck. And like all liars, they think everyone else is a liar, too, which makes it OK.

    They have no idea that the content of one's character is the most important thing in the world. Contrary to what the religions of mammon would have you believe, the ONLY truly holy thing there can ever be is an impeccable character. I'd much MUCH rather sleep in the gutter with a sparkling character than be a Banzi executive.

    Bunch of animals, those Banzi creatures, and everyone like them... no, I take that back... most animals are sincere... humans have the corner on the liars market.

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  20. Not quite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    These banners aren't fraudulent just because of what they say -- although what they say is certainly deceptive as well. My most serious objection to them is that they are deliberately designed to look like something much more important than advertising. If a company started putting up roadside advertisements made to look like road construction signs, little carts with blinking arrows made of individual lights (such as the DOT uses), and so on, in order to convince drivers that their driveway was the next exit, or that it was imperative to get off at their exit as part of a detour due to road construction, would we allow that? (Okay, Microsoft is not a government agency, but the importance of operating systems error messages on a computer is very similar to the importance of highway department messages on a highway.)

  21. Geek version.... by bobm17ch · · Score: 5, Funny



    WARNING Linux user! You have some Micro$oft webpages in your browser's cache! We can help you remove them safely!

    Open up a shell and type: apt-get install hitthemonkey

    K THX!

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    \\ Mitch
  22. do it your damn self by poptones · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you're an admin, you got the power. If you own your PC, you got the power. The last thing the 'net needs is some "central authority" to determine who gets to talk and who doesn't.

  23. Client Side sotware. by zbowling · · Score: 5, Informative

    Spyware Blaster (http://www.javacoolsoftware.com/spywareblaster.ht ml) is nice because it prevents spyware from installing by fooling Windows into thinking its already installed by making regisitry keys with the spyware ClassIDs. It also prevents you from seeing ads and spyware by changing IE's privacy host to reject anything from a list of spyware domains. (even doubleclick.net so about half the ads on the internet disapeared in IE for me) It also auto-updates its known host list. This will only help you prevent spyware, but it also comes with a tool for reseting your browser pages. (So if you installed yahoo bar and can't figure out where it reset your default search page and error pages at in the regisitry this will help).

    Ad-aware (http://www.lavasoft.de/index.html) is a nice client side product for scanning and cleaning out spyware from your system. Its free version will do almost everything the paid version will but it won't doing anything automaticaly.

    mynetwatchman.com does a very good job at listing bad hostnames and ips so if you want you can check that site for more info.

    Hope that helps!

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    No.
  24. Gimme a 'P'! by Col.+Panic · · Score: 3, Funny

    gimme an 'R'!
    gimme an 'E'!
    gimme a 'C'!
    gimme another 'E'!
    gimme a 'D'!
    gimme yet another 'E'!
    gimme an 'N'!
    gimme a 'T'!
    What's that spell?

    PRECEDENT!

  25. Re:Good job! New Friend by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 4, Funny
    I've never actually clicked on one of them (I swear) but my friend, who uses the same computer, does so numerously.

    Now there's a definition of "friend" of which I was previous unacquainted with.

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    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  26. Bonzi's buddies are getting out of hand. by Prince_Ali · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It took me days to convince my girlfriend that bonzi buddy was not her friend. The same thing happened with comet cursor. I had to explain to her that you can get southpark cursors without a special program. It is just too easy to fool people into installing this software. I basically do the maintenance on all of my friends' computers (for free), and this spyware stuff is getting out of hand. In my opinion it is already more hostile to the average user than spam and viruses combined.

  27. style sheets to block annoying ads by zrodney · · Score: 5, Informative
    Most of you have seen Bonzi's banners...

    nope -- I don't see any of them anymore thanks to the userContent.css style sheet.

    it will match urls for ads and replace the image with nothing. So, you get the web page without any irritating ads at all.

    The css lines are customizable as much as you like. They look like this:

    A:link[HREF*="?click"] IMG { display: none ! important }
    A:link[HREF*="?banner"] IMG { display: none ! important }

    more details and the file at this url:
    http://www.fogcat5.com/twiki/bin/view/Fogcat/Mozil laCustomize

    1. Re:style sheets to block annoying ads by jdreed1024 · · Score: 4, Funny
      nope -- I don't see any of them anymore thanks to the userContent.css style sheet.

      Well, that's all well and good, but your computer is broadcasting an IP address which can be used by hackers, and now you can't even be warned of this fact. Thanks to Bonzi, I found out about this years ago, and my net experience has been much safer since I installed their software. *phew*

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  28. Yum. by Renraku · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I worked at a corporate office for about a week before everyone got laid off. Naturally, they learned of my skill with computers and wanted me to fix them during breaktime and such. Being nice, I did. AOL Companion. AOL. Bonzi buddy. Gator. Weathercast. With these programs and Windows open only, newly booted, the machines had about 20% free system resources. Considering they'd be working and Gator or Bonzi buddy would popup and make noise and disturb them, how much damage is it doing? How much fun is it to be in the middle of a big data entry project, in the 'zone' and you get disturbed by a gigantic monkey with no 'off' button that wants to eat/nap/take your money? Not very much, I'd imagine. So I uninstalled everything. AOL Companion, Bonzi buddy, Gator, Weathercast, but I left AOL on non-startup. Just for their convenience. Next day same thing happens. "I was just clicking the targets and..." The targets. Isn't it illegal to say you've won something and you've really won nothing? Not even a high score on the high score list. But you've just won SPYWARE for your mad banner-clicking skills. Don't get me started on how illegal things like Xupiter should be to put on someone's computer without their permission. Even if their computer gracefully accepts the file and will run it, it still should require the users' authorization. And none of those "Installing.." boxes that just pop up with a progress bar and no cancel button or X, either.

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  29. Dumbasses... by kotj.mf · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I've never understood why they used static images for those fake alert ads; I mean, yeah, it's usually the default colors of some flavor of windows, but wouldn't they have better luck using CSS and system colors? Or maybe that part of the spec doesn't work with IE... I wouldn't know.

    I'm just happy that I got my computer illiterate parents to use Mozilla. When the telco guy was installing DSL, he told them that they'd have to use IE and Outlook. I nearly kicked him out on his ass.

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  30. Why Didn't Microsoft Sue Years Ago? Part II by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 4, Insightful
    fake user interface (FUI) style error messages

    This could have been ended years ago if Microsoft had dropped a Look & Feel lawsuit on them. After all, they defend even their ownership of the word "Windows".

    Or was this some secret plan of MS's -- like licensing *nix from SCO when SCO doesn't own it -- to get people to upgrade to XP so these banner ads will appear obsolete? This is how MS protects their users, by changing the whole visual metaphor?

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    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  31. I like this one: by butane_bob2003 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your computer is transmitting an IP address!

    Helpful warning, kind of one the same lines as:

    Your epidermis is showing!

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    TallGreen CMS hosting
  32. KeWl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    so any word on when I get my money for shocking that bouncing monkey thing!

  33. Re:My Dad... by jpmoney · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think every dad in America double-clicks hyperlinks... at least almost every dad of a Gen-X tech worker since we're about that age.

    My favorite was him coming to me trying to get the pr0n, complete with dialer, off of the computer and giving the excuse of "I was just trying to see how easy it was to protect your [younger] sister." Tsk tsk tsk.

    But then again my dad is far enough up in management (and has been) that he didn't see ANY humor in Office Space at all. Now THAT is sad.

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  34. My Imagination? by ShwAsasin · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm happy those bogus errors will finally be put to an end, atleast from Bonzi. I'm rather disturbed that the firm that won this lawsuit is called Annis. Am I to believe that all lawyers are assholes, or just in that one practice?

  35. Re:Oh bullshit by Abm0raz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Don't misunderstand me, I am a HUGE fan of the first amendment (and an ACLU member).

    You are correct. This has nothing to do with the first amendment, nor do most issues where people cry out about it. The first amendment, with relation to freedom of speech, simply states that the GOVERNMENT cannot prevent free speech, except in the cases of public endangerment, fraud, or misrepresentation. Police may not be allowed to stop a 'peaceful protest,' but Joe Citizen can go down and put duct tape over their mouths.**

    This case against Bonzi is purely fraud and misrepresentation. They are purposely deceiving potential "clients" in hopes of gaining something of monetary value.

    -Ab.

    ** Putting duct tape over their mouth to shut them up does NOT infringe on their first amendment rights. Private citizens and entities retain the right to regulate speech. It does, however, break other laws, such as simple assault, unlawful detainment, and generally being a prick.

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  36. yep... by maxpublic · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...it's good to see the monkey being spanked.

    Max

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  37. Re:Nothing by Kintanon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Heh, I got one of those a couple of weeks after I stuck my win2k box back on the net. I laughed for about 20 minutes, then I turned of windows messaging service and went about my business. I couldn't believe the guy wanted 20$ for that.

    Kintanon

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  38. Why you can't view www.bonzi.com by doublem · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://www.bonzi.com isn't really down.

    Kazaa Lite and other applications come with a modified Hosts file you can use to route a number of nasty sites to localhost.

    http://www.bonzi.com is one of the sites that are blocked by default.

    Very nice. I like it, and it's funny to see IE open a popup that loads my workstation's custom 404 error message instead of sending me to popup Hell. Doubleclick and other sites are in that same custom hosts file.

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  39. DOS these boxen? by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm usually very much against internet vigilantism, but I would think if any company deserved to have their boxes DOS'd these creeps do.

    Having had several relatives fall into one of their traps only to call me pleading for help and explaining how they got this error message that their computer was "under performing" and that this software would fix everything and now windows can't find this "Registry" thing.

    Then again, when I worked in the corporate helpdesk I had a user call me one day complaining that his computer didn't work... upon further discussion it came to light that he ran out of disk space so he deleted all his (we'll as many as he could before his computer started freaking out) DLL's off the machine.

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  40. Oh now thats Cruel by Loosewire · · Score: 4, Funny

    Interestingly, bonzi.com has been returning connection refused all day. This is usually one of the net's busiest sites."
    So what do people do when they read this, they click it to see if its true - that was just a ploy to get us to slashdot the site wasnt it ;-)

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  41. Bubba Asks Pros a Question by Arbogast_II · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I was curious, if some of you pro computer people could answer. How many of those popup ads are getting written and served up to Windows computers by Linux computers???

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